Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast - The Burner Phone 96: Are You Scared of Tomato Sauce
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The Hits with Jono and Ben's Burner Phone another for two have you ever run two phones no i imagine it's quite a lot of admin some people have to do it for like they have a work phone and a personal phone because they you know get
given a work number and i imagine that's probably for good reasons when you leave if you leave a job
you're not like getting you know still getting work calls yeah it makes a lot of sense we
interviewed a rapper a few years back little yachty little yachty and uh we weren't getting
much out a little yachty he uh we just weren't vibing, were we, in the interview?
But we, because he had four phones in front of him and he was running all four.
He was texting off all four of them.
And he's doing this while we're interviewing him.
So he's not really engaged in what we're asking.
But then we just said, hey, why so many phones?
And he perked up.
Yeah, he said, this is going on here.
I've got this going on here.
He had a lot of stuff going on.. He had a lot of stuff going on.
He did have a lot of stuff going on.
He's like,
this is my phone back in the US
but I've also got another phone in the US.
This over here is my,
he just had a lot of phones,
a lot of stuff happening.
It would confuse me
because you're like,
I suppose if you got four phones all the time,
you'd know what they're all for.
Yeah, you probably would.
Yeah, but you're right.
To anyone else,
if you had something, there's your phones and you got four of them
you'd be like well how does this work where do you put them are they you can't carry four phones
around in your pocket no maybe that's when you're like well what is yeah you'd have to go what is
this is a personal okay i'll take that out with me but what if we're cool so well i'm not you know
very confusing i uh yeah and we should do a topic one day. Who's got the most amount of phones
listening? Yeah, I wouldn't imagine
people would have as many as Little Yachty,
but hey, maybe I'm wrong.
You know the thing, Little Yachty, go and you can Google
Little Yachty. He's a very talented artist.
But the thing that really
shook me is we spent
15... He doesn't like sailing.
He doesn't like sailing.
He's a little...
Fan of the America's Cup, Team New Zealand.
He's like, hey, what?
No, I don't know if he likes sailing or not.
But we interviewed him and we had our time with him
and I felt like he was very unenthusiastic.
Then I've seen him on the internet.
Whole other little yoddy.
There's a whole other vibrant, he's happy, he's laughing.
And I was like, will we that?
Maybe it was us. Maybe it was us. I'm sorry, little yoddy. I felt like by the end of it, as you say, he's laughing yeah and i was like will we that maybe it was us maybe it
was us i'm sorry i felt like by the end of it ladies you say he picked up it was fun it was
actually a really fun chat it was a very memorable chat like yeah you'd have a lot of interviews with
people and you don't remember the ones uh as much as you do with like the little yoddy you do yeah
vividly remember and we'd love to talk to him again so yeah but happily talk to him again
maybe he's got more phones now yeah uh. But what I thought we'd do,
just change it up
for the burner phone
where we usually clear
your voicemails.
Clear my own one.
Okay.
We'll go personal stuff here.
All right.
What do I have to put that on?
Don't I have to change that?
Yes.
You have three new messages.
You have a message
received 18th September
at 3.16pm
Hi there Jonathan this is Chihi from Dr. Cho's
office just wanting to give you a call
and make sure you're okay at home
and I also need to book you in to come
in to see Dr. Cho. Could you
please give us a call back?
027... Oh yeah I didn't
respond to that. It was a follow up from an
operation I had. Alright well it sounds like they want to get you back in.
I might have to follow that one up.
How often do you clear your voicemail?
Received 22nd September at 4.
54.
It seems like something you do when you've got nothing else to do.
I should really clear that.
Pants cool.
That's why I don't do voicemails.
Yeah.
Because what is this? This is when you finally get through to the voicemail it's just someone who's
forgotten to hang up we have a message on yours you don't even say to return
the call message deleted oh yeah I should call my phone you don't have it
like you don't have a message I call your number you just go and they should
change that no I think I know what happened there
is I went to leave a message
and I thought I'd stuffed it up.
And this is the result.
At the tone, record your message.
Just an exasperated...
Which is probably a good thing.
If you're going to leave me a message,
you know, so it probably bodes well for people not leaving you messages, something like that.
Yeah, I feel like a text, that's going to get the intel through nowadays.
I think some people don't have a message like a voicemail system,
which is just rings and rings and rings and stops.
And I'm like, that's probably quite smart if you don't want to clear a message.
My mum's always, this is her one. Hi Jay
just me. I'll call you soon.
That's what I'll get from Annie.
That's a message. Which is lovely
to acknowledge that she has phoned.
But then you've got to call her unless she's calling from
one of three little yachty phones
that he's got. You've got the number.
That's what I often say to
my parents and stuff. I know you've
called because it's come up a missed call from such.
It's technology.
And then when you do leave a message, you don't need to say the time because then again, they go, message received at 4.30.
And then my dad will go, it's 4.33.
I'll go, well, thank you.
It's all done for you.
Now, someone's phoning the burner phone as we're doing the burner phone.
And a burner phone first, hello.
Hello.
Hello, it's Jono and Ben here.
You're on the burner phone podcast. Hello. Hello. Hello, it's Jono and Ben here. You're on the Burnaphone podcast.
Hello.
How are you?
I'm great.
How are you?
Yeah, good.
How can we help you?
I don't know.
I missed a call from you,
so I called back.
Oh!
We might have been harassing you
to appear on the radio show tomorrow.
Had you texted about any unpopular opinions to the hits?
Um, I don't know.
You're not a fan of chocolate or bacon or
tomato sauce.
That's it. You were trying to track down some people
from our text machine. Yeah.
I must have rung you on the burner phone.
So you don't like tomato
sauce? I do not like tomato
sauce at all. What about
any form of ketchup?
I'll eat barbecue sauce but not tomato sauce at all. What about any form of ketchup? Or is it...
I'll eat barbecue sauce,
but not tomato sauce.
What is...
Tomato sauce is probably
one of the top three
greatest condiments in cuisine.
I disagree.
Okay.
What are you putting ahead?
Are you obviously putting
barbecue ahead of it?
Yes, absolutely.
Okay, so fish and chips,
for example.
What are you having with that?
Nothing?
An aioli or a spicy mayo.
Oh, you hate both spicy mayo.
Both great condiments.
So mayonnaise trumps tomato sauce in your opinion?
Not mayonnaise, spicy mayo does.
Okay, so is it the flavor of tomato sauce, the taste?
What don't you like about it?
I think I ate too much of it as a child,
and it just really doesn't resonate anymore.
Have you tried Tui Mato?
No.
That is good.
You know, the beer company Tui,
they've got their own brand of tomato sauce for some reason,
and it's very tasty.
Well, they are special, aren't they?
Yeah.
And I don't think it's got alcohol in it,
even though it's called Tui Mato.
Or if it does, it's not like you can, you know.
You can taste it.
No, it's kind of like a sweet chutney sauce isn't it great excuse
being pulled over you're like have you had anything to drink oh well i had some fish and chips with
some tui mata sauce on the sauce yeah maybe that's the tie on this okay so there you go no tomato
sauce so what happens if someone sprays it all over your shared fish and chips what are you doing
then well i'm picking out all the ones from the bottom
that don't have sauce on them.
Why are you that against it?
Last time you tried tomato sauce?
Over the weekend, I believe.
Oh, you're still dipping your toes back into the sauce game
from time to time.
Well, when there's kids involved,
you have to try everything
because otherwise they learn to dislike things.
Ah, leading by example.
And your taste buds do change
over time.
Yes, they do.
Yeah, like what you do,
and for you,
you love tomato sauce
and you've changed
to not loving tomato sauce.
So that happens.
I want to know,
when do you bully your taste buds
into liking blue cheese?
I don't think you ever do that.
Yeah, it's kind of like,
I enjoy blue cheese, but I'm still like
This is a very interesting flavour
I'll put in my mouth here
I think you might be born with that one
Good on you Alicia
We'll appreciate you phoning through
It's the burner phone
Oh no worries thanks for calling
You go and have a wonderful day
I will you too
Not a fan of tomato sauce there's Alicia
And that was the burner phone for today
And as always if you'd like to leave us a message Just text BURNER to 4487 You go and have a wonderful day I will, you too. Not a fan of tomato sauce, there's Alicia. And that was the Burner phone for today.
And as always, if you'd like to leave us a message,
just text BURNER to 4487.
You're going to have a wonderful day.