Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast - The Internet Is Outraged

Episode Date: June 19, 2024

Welcome to the untamed realm of the world's Wild Wild Web!  On this edition we bring Producer Tayla in to discuss how a mother is getting Father's Day revenge, and the internet is siding with her...��See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the Wild Wild Web, how a football coach was caught sneaking out of his 24-year-old girlfriend's bedroom. Welcome to the untamed realm of the world's wide web. A swirling vortex of weirdness, bullying, and self-obsessed social media posts. In this digital jungle, Jono and Vienna are your fearless guides. Leading you through the wildest parts of the Wild Wild Web. This is the Wild Wild Web. Welcome along to another edition of the Wild Wild Web, where a wild story needs to be talked

about by us, an actual story we've seen on the internet, and today it's a football one. You've lured me in with a football story here. Yeah, actually Taylor's brought it too. Taylor, you found this story online, Producer Taylor, about the Patriots football coach. Now this was the coach of Tom Brady's. Yeah, so this is the guy that was mentioned in the roast, right? Yeah, the roast of Tom Brady, yeah.

That's the only reason I clicked on the story, because I recognised his name. Very successful coach. Bill Belichick. Belichick, yeah, yeah, yeah. And now what's he done there, Producer Taylor? So he was caught Leaving a house Shirtless On security camera footage

But turns out It was His girlfriend Who's a cheerleader Ex-cheerleader How old's Belichick 72 How old's the girlfriend

24 So they've been in a relationship Well have been Or are in a relationship Well it was Allegedly that they had broken up, and now Shirtless Picture would say otherwise.

The headline said, sneaking out of ex-girlfriend's house, but if they're together, he's just leaving his girlfriend's house without a shirt on. That would be like, my future boyfriend would be born in eight years. It's not far off from what you've got currently going on. And also, if I could explain the shirtless thing, it's

very hot over there at the moment in America. They're reaching the height of the beginning of summer too, so you know, you never know. He can be shirtless leaving a house. 24 years old, cheerleader. Was she a Patriots cheerleader? Didn't say Apparently they met on a plane

So I wouldn't say she was then There's a picture of They get a selfie when they're on a plane So she obviously knew who he was And got a selfie That has gone around as like The moment they met And she was really stoked about meeting him

So She's starstruck by him If you're in love You're in love Age knows no boundaries. Well, it does know boundaries. The law knows the boundaries. We all know the boundaries.

Cheerleader at Bridgewater State University. So she was a university cheerleader, former cheerleader, no longer a cheerleader. So she had nothing to do with the Patriots. I met her on a flight from Boston to Florida in 2021. Yeah, there you go. Wow. Took a selfie, obviously got together,

and then were spotted together, yeah, in a relationship. Yeah, there you go Wow Took a selfie Obviously got together And then responded together Yeah, in a relationship I imagine You know, you'd have to have A pretty thick skin In that regard Because you're like Well, society is going to judge

They're going to judge us So you'd have to be sure That you're like Are we in love? Are we actually doing this? Because we're both Putting ourselves out there For a roasting

But society will judge you No matter what Yeah So just have a good time You know That's a good way to look at it. Society will judge you for something in your life. I mean, regardless, you know, male, female, whatever you associate with,

if you're in your 70s and you're with a 24-year-old, fair play. Fair play to you. Here's a bug, Ben. Oh, no, no. It's the same bug I was trying to get. It's like a little fruit flying. Yesterday I was just, I don't know if you know, so I was randomly clapping around there. You're like, why is he clapping? I was trying to get. It's like a little fruit fly. Yesterday I was just, I don't know if you know, so I was randomly clapping around there.

You're like, why is he clapping? I was trying to get that. I was like, oh, he's got a little ism. That's okay. He's like, yeah, it's great. He's like really enthusiastic. He's like, get onto it. That was because that same fruit fly has been sort of hanging around.

That's just living in here. I feel like we do have a little bit of a fruit fly infestation here. They do pop up really ugly. I mean, a radio studio is just a filthy cesspit of... Not as filthy as they used to be. They do used to be filthy, yeah. We try and keep this relatively keen. It's by you.

It's lingering around Ben, though, so I blame you. I've got some fruit here. I've got some mandarin skins, so maybe that's what it was. Luridin, luridin. Cheese to a mouse. Come here, puppy. Oh, is it going near him? So, yeah, that was kind of misleading that this guy was sneaking out of an ex-girlfriend's house when they're dating.

But we talk about this all the time when the internet chucks up a story and we're like, I mean, we've been known to do it once or twice. Kate Middleton. But there was this story I found and it's on a thread on Reddit called Am uh am i the i'm gonna read you the headline and the internet has gone in but see if you can guess why people are outraged okay by the headline right man trashed by internet for buying wife flowers and brunch for mother's day where's the outrage so hang on he's trashed by the internet he bought flowers and brunch And brunch for his wife. That's his wife? His wife for Mother's Day. Is it because people are like, she's a strong woman, she can buy her own flowers and brunch?

No. Miley Cyrus, I can buy myself flowers sort of situation? No. It's one of those. It's his wife. He borrowed her card to pay at the end? He borrowed, no. That's trash.

I don't know. I was like, I don't know how we've, I don't know how he's being trolled for this. Say the headline again. Man is trashed by internet for buying wife flowers and brunch for Mother's Day. Did he buy it on behalf of the kids

or something? Were you kind of annoyed about that? No. It wasn't his wife. It was his wife. It was his wife. It was his wife who was the mother of his children.

Why are they outraged? Were the flowers like, cheap looking? I don't know. Okay, so it wasn't because of that. Was the food, he poisoned the food. No. Was it like a fast food chain food? No, it was a nice brunch.

Did he steal the flowers from a garden? No, no. What has this guy done? I can't figure it out. Yeah, why is he a monster? So, do you want me to tell you? Yeah, tell us. So the story goes that she wanted to get her hair done in an expensive place.

And he was like, oh, you know, that's a bit much. I'll take you out for brunch and flowers. But he was like, I also didn't know that I had to shower my wife for Mother's Day. I thought it was I just had to buy presents for my mum. Okay, I'm outraged now too. Are you outraged? Why are you outraged? I can see. First of all, just let why are you outraged i can see first of all

just let her get her bloody hair done and second of all shut up and get her a gift there you go she just raised all your kids like oh yeah i hate that my dad my dad tries the same crap every every mother's day i'm not buying you a present sue because you didn't raise me she freaking did it she picked up all the mistakes that his mom didn't raise me. Bullshit, she freaking did it. She picked up all the mistakes that his mom didn't bloody do. Oh, yeah, there, yeah. Yeah, right, okay. I'm done, bye-bye. There's the outrage.

Okay, okay. We'll take a quick break from this. We'll be back shortly. Welcome back. Here's one for you. Sabrina Carpenter, your big pop star at the moment, she's facing backlash.

She just wrote about it. No. Her new song is, well, not new song. Please, please, please. Espresso. So not new song, but a big hit.

Yeah. And she's dressed as a worker from like a coffee place and gone to work there as a bit of a publicity stunt. And she's facing backlash. Why? Because she didn't actually

sign up to the tax department. I don't think she did that. Is it to do with the outfit? Yeah, what is it to do with the outfit? Yeah, what is it to do with the outfit? Anthony, yeah, mowing into it.

People are like, how dare you assume you can just step in and make coffees? Like that's an art? Oh no, it's a good guess but that's not why people are

Stop trying to sexify the cafe industry. Yeah, you're kind of along the same line. The outfit was too short cut? No, no, no.

Too chesty? No. Not enoughy. No. Not enough chest. No. She didn't do good customer service skills. No, the thing is that people are annoyed because they're like, it's not cosplay to dress up as someone who's working minimum wage and stuff. It's celebrity, big rich person dressing up in a costume.

This is what I'm saying. Yeah, I'm outraged. I am. Outrage. How dare she come along and use it as a costume and oh

when people are working hard working people in a cafe I get it why don't we just dress up

as a big celebrity and get to go on tour all year and just sleep out this night we do we go to parties

we go to parties she's getting backlash I mean it does feel like you can't

you can't do anything I've owned a cafe and worked in a cafe on minimum wage

and I that would not bother me at all I'd be like damn I should have sexified my outfit it's not even

a bit of sexified it's just about the fact can I go back and wear something cuter she worked in that and they're like oh okay it's a bad gimmick

that's what some people were saying minimum wage isn't a trend guys she's working late you won't have a crack at anyone have a crack at the industry

for not raising the wages not Sabrina Carpenter's issue. It's not everyone. As usual, it's not everyone that's getting upset, but that's something I just need to type in outrage, and there you go. I did see that Chrissy Teigen, did you see this, Taylor? On her Instagram, she put up this picture of her having a bath,

and the bath was dirty. And if you didn't have the sound on, you're like, ooh, she's filthy. Everyone's like, yuck, you dirty bitch. And she was like, thanks to everyone who didn't have the sound on you're like ooh she's filthy everyone's like yuck you dirty bitch and she was like thanks to everyone who didn't put the sound on this is me washing off

my body makeup was people outraged that she was in a dirty bath yeah but the people were still outraged that like they were like oh how hard for you

washing off your body makeup and your opulent bath and your rich mansion it's like oh my god how do you have a bath some people can't even sit in muddy bath water in your home do you know's like, oh my God. How do you have a bath? Some people can't even sit in muddy bath water.

In your home. Do you know our friend Nick, speaking of baths, he has a funny story. When he was growing up, they didn't want to waste water, his family. He came from quite a big family. So when it came to bath time,

his dad would go first. Then it would go his mum in the water afterwards. Then he was three siblings later. And he said by the time he was in there there there was bloody twigs and leaves and fish so grim yeah so yeah i didn't have to go through the whole family but i mean my sister and i would you know leave the water it's different i bath my two kids together so that kind of feels different at least they're going into clean water yeah like, yeah, gotcha. Coming out, it's nasty.

But going into nasty someone else's water is... So it's fine. So the whole family, you've got your dad, you've got your mum, Ray Ray, you all get in there now? Together? Yeah. No, gross. Bugger off.

Okay, would you do it... But then if you have a spa... Yeah, true. It feels like, yeah. You're stewing in each other's juices I think I've jumped in the bath After John Boy was in there Yeah

Back in the day It tastes different The water tastes Did you get it? Did you get the fruit fly? No He went for another slap there Immediately I was like

I hope you didn't get it His poor family Now I'm outraged So I'm outraged that you killed The fruit fly The fruit fly Now the family has No I can't

No I can't get it I couldn't get it. I couldn't get it. Okay, so would you rather have a bath with your parents or after your parents? Oh, grim. So they've gone one by one. They've had their bath. Can I just opt out of a bath that day? No, you've got to get an option or you've got to all three.

Floating hairs and everything. Floating hairs. What have they done in the bath previously? Oh, piss off. Okay, let's say the two of them have been in together doing stuff. They'd had a bath together. Oh, you're sick. Okay, and now you've got to get in after that.

No, I'm running away from home. Or you get in with, no, and this is you at this age, or you have to get in now with all three of you. And a normal size, just a normal bath, just a tub? No, I'd get in with them. Okay. Would you? He's saying I'm getting in after

and I don't know what they've done in there. Exactly. But then you're going to have to wash and do it. No, if I'm getting in there with them. We're still doing

what they're doing. No, no, they wouldn't because I'm there. No, you're there. You're just all new to sitting there. I've seen them nude before so that's not a shock.

You're just all sitting there uncomfortably. At least if I'm there I know the water has not had anything yuck in it. but you don't know what's happening underneath the bubbles shut up jono yes you go okay uh would you okay so who would you fly oh i don't want him to die can you just show him out the door it would be our outrage outrage why was this podcast called outrage because a fruit fly died in the end of it. Didn't fly?

No, it's still good. Oh, here he is. Go run, run. Taylor Lombardi, did you have a bath at home? I can't imagine many Sydney houses having baths. No, we did. And every time I had one, no doubt, we'd pass out. You'd pass out in the bath?

No, when I'd stand up, I'd suddenly pass out. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, well, we've got two of us. Do you have a shub? A shub, a shower bath, a dark shower tub situation? I know, but those are slippery. Yeah.

Because usually you have like a jelly mat in the bottom so you don't get over. Like a little. They made a bath in a shower size situation. Yeah. Yeah, that was good. I guess you're using less water. Yeah, that's. Yeah.

Have you ever been in a shub and you're in the bath, you're lying down and then you turn the shower head on? Oh, yeah. It's like it's raining. It's like you're going through a waterfall. Warm rain in the bath. Why are they called shubs? Because it's a shower tub.

Oh. Yeah, it was a weird year. Yeah, I don't know. Shath. Shath. Shath. Shath, you're damn right. Did you ever do the thing in the bath where you'd slide your ass along the bottom

back and forth and then you'd create like a wave and how far you could push that wave up before it tipped over the edge. Or like a whirlpool. Yeah, a whirlpool in the bath. If you're around, well, this is when you're little, obviously. Not now with your parents. Now I'm just like, oh, there's no room to move. We had a really traumatic story on radio, wasn't it?

Was it The Rock? Someone told us that he was letting the bath water out, and you know how there's quite a suction right at the that he was like letting the bath water out and you know how there's quite a suction right at the end if you stay in the bath penis no it's testicles i don't know how he was in that position like one of them just yeah you do know how he was in that position yeah why was he still in there yeah well anyway yeah good call he's trying some things you gotta try stuff yeah jeez i can't, how did he get out of that position? I think he had to kind of just sort of implement and de-

De-suction. Get the suction. I can't remember the last time I had a bath. You don't have them enough. No. When was the last time you guys had a bath? Only like a couple of weeks ago. Really?

I'm a big fan of a bath. Yeah, I mean, they're great. Great. I just don't find the time to- It's probably a nice thing to like a couple of weeks ago. Really? I'm a big fan of a bath. Yeah, I mean, they're great. Great. I just don't find the time to. It's probably a nice thing to do though, right? Yeah. Put a show on a laptop and watch. Just watch TikToks and relax.

Time out for the family. You're locking out. Lock the door. Yeah. You're definitely booking out half an hour at least, aren't you? Yeah, or by the time you run the water and you want to make the water worth it. Oh, well. Just know that I would go and use all your secondhand bath water. That's how much I respect every one of you.

Okay? Thank you. That's how we'll end. Yeah, okay. And we'll try and catch that fruit fly, all right? Have a great day.