Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast - What Is Going On With Ben Affleck's Face

Episode Date: June 23, 2024

Welcome to the untamed realm of the world's Wild Wild Web!  On today's episode, we discuss why Ben Affleck has a resting b*tch face... And if he wants to change.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the Wild Wild Web, what is wrong with B&F's face? Welcome to the untamed realm of the World Wide Web. A swirling vortex of weirdness, bullying, and self-obsessed social media posts. In this digital jungle, Jono and B&E are your fearless guides. Leading you through the wildest parts of the Wild Wild Web. This is the wild, wild web. Kia ora, good morning, it is lovely, or good afternoon, good evening, wherever you are, namaste.

It's lovely to have you with us, and we've just received some devastating news. Yeah, the final week of the wild, wild web, unfortunately it hasn't been picked up for a series two. So this will be the final week. It's just a wee chuckle I don't know I don't know why I'm here too budgets

budgets yeah cost saving you know TVNZ TV3 as well News Hub they've felt the wrath of it

and so has the Wild Wild Web yeah so this will be the final week there's four more there's just four more to go unfortunately because yeah so how about you send in

all your favourite memories of the Wild Wild Web send in your favourite favorite memories of the Wild World? Send in your favorite memories, favorite episodes. Maybe we can look back at some best ofs. Yeah, we will. We'll send it out on the way that it deserves to be sent out. It's captured the hearts and imaginations of so many people around the country. Around the world, even, you know?

It is, it is, it is. But today on the Wild World, we're going to focus on another podcast, all right? So that's the real story. Now, in all honesty, we're like... We are finishing it up. We're going to focus on another podcast, all right? So that's the real story. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Okay. Another one. Yeah. Yeah. We've got opportunity. We've got, you know, what do they say

when things end? You know, we've got plenty of opportunities. Opportunities. Things we want to pursue. Exploring, yeah. Exploring other options. Yeah, other options.

That's exactly right. So anyway, yes. This will be the final week of the Wild Wild Web. Let's go out with a bang. Well, unless, you know, unless there's the people stand up.. So anyway, yes. This will be the final week of the Wild Wild Web. Let's go out with a bang. Unless, you know, unless there's the people stand up. The groundswell, yeah. You're right, you're right.

Oh, so it's a numbers thing. It's a numbers thing, yeah. Get the people come out and they say, no, no. Well, it's not technically it's not a numbers thing. No. There's a lot of stuff going on. You know, one day we'll talk about it, Megan. One day we'll bet it for now.

We'll save it for the book. Definitely not ticket sales. There's No no Unforeseen circumstances Exactly Conflict in schedule But it is great to have you with us

And we do look at the wildest parts Of the web And today we've seen a video Of Ben Affleck Emerging from a van You know those sort of Celebrity vans With the tinted windows

The door slides open The celebs come vomiting out And he's sort of Like J-Lo comes out Very gracefully His hand held by security Smiley slides open, the celebs come vomiting out. And he sort of explodes. J-Lo comes out very gracefully, his hand held by security. Smiling. Beautiful. Looking like the star that she is.

And then all of a sudden behind her, poof, out births Ben Affleck. It's almost like he fell out. Yeah, just like disheveled, ties undone, the shirts, the collars hanging up. He always looks like he's dealing with some shit Yeah Now he's actually Talked about this Ironically on a podcast With Kevin Hart

Heart to heart And that podcast Still carrying on I think that's They haven't cancelled That one yet So that's Carrying on

Maybe we could go on Kevin Hart's podcast And talk about why You know The real story About the wild Anyway But Ben Affleck Has gone on this podcast And said that He always seems to be Photographed or filmed podcast and talk about why you know the real story about the world well anyway uh but ben

affleck has gone on this podcast and said that he always seems to be photographed or filmed and he's looking like he's hating the situation and so he says first of all i'm a bit shy i don't really like the attention if i'm really in a movie or things like that i don't find it i suppose who does really and he's like you turn up somewhere you're getting you know paparazzi the kids you're getting people cameras in my face there's people cameras in my face and so he's basically said that uh he's got resting bitch faced or resting hard face is what he said so when his face is just kind of not acting or not doing anything for a role whatever he's just looking like he's having the worst time if the face doesn't have to act it's not gonna act

unless it's on the clock yeah so that's what he said i feel i feel he's having the worst time. If the face doesn't have to act, it's not going to act. Unless it's on the clock. Yeah, so that's what he said too. I feel he's a bit awkward. Like if he doesn't like that, then it would be a horrible situation too. But also like you forget the paparazzi don't care if you're ready for the photo or not. Like for most of us, if you're getting your photo taken, you can look at it. You can pose. You can check you like it.

You can take it again. These are just people that are in your face trying to get your worst angle and they don't care if you want it or not yeah they're he was like everyone always thinks I'm always mad

always mad also like they're aggressive too you probably are mad you're like get out of my face and he does say you're right

he does say we're paparazzi and he's with his kids he does get a little bit mad because he's like hey I don't really want to have to deal with that but there are other times

that like at award shows and stuff they'll cross to him he looks like he's like he wants to be anywhere but uh does he but i get it i get it he always has a look of like let's get this shit over and done with you know let's just get it done and that's an interesting one even when we do the the radio show you know like when you are listening but you're not actually you know you're you're not animated facially you're not yeah we find now there's cameras that will film stuff that we're

when we're talking and then we'll put out a video and you'll look like I look like I'm checked out of this but I'm like I'm on my air I'm looking at the thing that's coming up on the show

whatever it is it just feel like if you're not actively you look like oh mate's buddy checked out of that conversation well that's and that's back to Ben Affleck's point

all of us do all of us do oh absolutely yeah I'm shocking at it too and that's back to Ben Affleck's point if you're constantly you never know when you're being photographed, you've got to have your face on, ready the whole time. And you just know your face isn't always ready.

Tell you what, Jason Hawkins, who Jason PJ does a show on, he's great. He is great on those videos. I don't know, radio announcer. He's just always on. All the videos, his animated faces, he's looking around. I'm like, man, we could take a leaf the videos his animated faces he's looking around i'm like man we could take a leaf out of his book he's really good yeah yeah all the videos then they've got like a photo they use uh you know for the the tile of the video it's a shot face

i'm like man he's brought me into the animators man we could be like him good we're gonna take a quick break for the world web. We'll be back after this. Welcome back. Who do you reckon's got the best face in the world? Like attractiveness or what do you mean? It's not like in a creepy way, but it's the most perfect human face. Symmetry is a big thing, isn't it? Yeah.

That everything is symmetrical. Because have you seen that filter on TikTok or one of the social medias where you can make your face symmetrical? Like it takes one side and flips it on both sides of your face and then you realise you look so different. Wow. You're like, oh, actually I'm not symmetrical. Yeah, no, I've got like a lazy eye and all sorts of weird shit going. Do you know who Amber Heard apparently has the perfect facial ratio?

Does she? She's very pretty. Bella Hadid is, oh, wow. Sorry, I should read this article probably before she's rambling on. Amber Heard's got 91.85% perfect facial ratio. Bella Hadid is found to have 94.35. Wow. The most perfect facial ratio. Bella Hadid is found to have 94.35. Wow. The most perfect facial features.

Well, I mean, that's why they do the work they do, right? Yeah. This is according to a system, the Greek golden ratio of beauty to measure physical perfection. That's incredible, isn't it? I mean, yeah. Bella Hadid's beautiful. I can't remember.

Picture Bella Hadid. I'll tell you. Can I see? I mean, yeah, Bella Hadid's beautiful. I can't remember. Picture Bella Hadid. I'll tell you. Can I see? I'll show you here. Okay. Oh, that is a pretty symmetrical face. Yeah. That is not, you know, she's not worried about lazy eyes.

No, she's, yeah, she's very attractive. Is Gigi, so is she a model, Bella? Bella is a model. Gigi, her sister, is a model. They're both models, yeah. Yeah. So, Gigi, I wonder what's wrong with Gigi's face. Why is she not making the cut?

I don't think she's wrong with anyone's face, you know? I tell you what, she could do a great face swap, Gigi Hadid with Kate Hudson, and you wouldn't tell the difference. Yeah, they do look similar. Look at that face. You look at Kate Hudson's face and Gigi Hadid's face, you wouldn't tell the difference. Yeah, they do look similar. Look at that face. You look at Kate Hudson's face and Gigi Hadid's face, you wouldn't get any difference. I'm like that with buddy TJ Perenara.

Oh, he keeps saying it, yeah. You do a face talk with me and PJ Teranawa? TJ Perenara? You call him PJ Teranawa? Jason PJ, he was also with Jason Hawkins. Jason PJ. Sorry, did I call him TJ No I called him PJ

TJ You're in this I look like TJ I look like TJ Put it on He really looks like TJ's a babe Yeah

Exactly No I'm looking at TJ I know what TJ looks like I'm just talking face We're not talking We're not talking hair We're not talking Face

Pure face Look at face Have a look at Harry Styles Because I look face oh look have a look at harry styles because i look at d nickel to him all right i have a look at that i mean you can't just pick someone you want to look like and say you look identical just look at my face in his face don't look at anything else don't buddy sully uh tj's buddy face with your face i am sorry babes mate get that face swap it it'll melt it there's no you know i's no... I'm not sure what you're looking at. We're looking at two different dudes.

Who came up with this? Did someone go, you look like... Or is this you going, you know what? I went, that's my face. Take a look. Show me a photo of him. Have a look at this. You went, that's my face.

We're looking at different people. Yeah. Who are you looking at in the mirror? That's 100%... Oh, that one there kind of looks like you, where he's like, ah, you're chasing me. That kind of looks like you. You get's like, ah, you're chasing me. That kind of looks like you. You get just a normal stock standard image shot of him.

That one, where he's like, ah, can you do that face? Do that face? Ah, yeah. None of these look like, which one? Okay, there's a stock image of just a straightforward photo. No. Mate, I'm going to get someone to do this. We'll put on the face swap.

Okay. Exactly the same face. I'm not saying that I'm as handsome as him as well because he's got other great features that I don't have. I'm just talking pure face. Pure face. Alright. But yeah, look at that. Look at Kate Hudson and look at Gigi.

Same face. They're very different. They are so different No I've never once in my life Thought they were the same person There we go What's your favourite part of your face?

What do you think you're really nailing? I don't think I'm nailing anything You've got great Perfect teeth You're right You're right Good teeth I don't know if they're perfect

But yeah But I got Invisalign So I kind of They're better than they used to be Yeah right That's for sure I like your But I mean you can get Invisalign, so they're better than they used to be. Yeah, right. That's for sure. But I mean, you can get Invisalign and they can still be pretty average. Hey, Jono.

You're done now, aren't you? That's TJ, mate. Oh, I'm just teasing. Yeah, TJ. What's TJ's teeth like? Just like Jono's. They're perfect. It's very good teeth on this show.

Megan, I'm going to say My favourite part of your face God You've got a good face Thanks I would say your Face on the radio Thanks Now you can't

Because you've got the videos I'm going to go So eyes, eyebrows Eyes and eyebrows for Megan Thank you Yeah you're doing well there I feel like you took really No I was just trying to examine it.

Just examining what was the eyes. Jono. What have you got here, mate? You've got... Just have a look at TJ and then compliment him and I'll take it.

You've got some eyes. Some eyes? No, like some eyes. Some eyes. He's got eyes. Two eyes. Uneven eyes. They're there.

A red alcoholic nose. No, you've got quite a nice jawline, actually. Hey, he's got quite a good jawline. I feel like she's like, oh, God, now he says things about her and I'm sitting there. Now she's the first thing for me. Well, you started with a compliment back on you, didn't you? If I wrapped it up there and you'd be like, hey, what about me?

Yeah, no, you're right. You're right. Well, hey, that was a wild, wild web today. Really interesting. Sorry, TJ. And his lovely wife, Greer. She's going to be like, I'm you're right. You're right. Well, hey, that was a wild, wild web today. Really interesting. Sorry, TJ. And his lovely wife, Greer. She's going to be like, I'm married to John. I think I've hit him up about it before, too.

We've got the same face. What did he say? He was flattered. Are you a weird fan? Oh, yeah, have a great day.