Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast - Why Does Megan Need a Live-Streaming Toothbrush? | Itty Bitty Bit

Episode Date: September 7, 2026

Megan falls headfirst into a targeted ad for Dyson’s ridiculously high-tech new toothbrush, and the more features she lists, the more confused everyone gets. An $850 toothbrush that takes photos of your mouth? Jono and Ben have questions.   Join the Itty Bitty Hitty Committee HERE!Instagram:  @THEHITSBREAKFASTFacebook: The Hits Breakfast with Jono, Ben & Megan See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I know you'd want to know if, if this was me, I want to know, Ben, you've got some great yogurt on your chin there. He's been having cereal. I know, Megan, you would have let that go till 10 a.m. this morning. He did see it. Thanks, Megan. She did. She was a good thing. I know, but he also could have told you off the radio.

No, I only just noticed it then. It was hiding behind the mic. Oh, you did. It was there for a while. So Megan knows for a while, anyway. What's your story that I don't care about anymore, Megan? Well, I was actually hoping there'd be a video, and you could just see the little bit of like yogurt on your face the whole time. There is something that I am like, I'm not materialistic, but I'm really easy to market to.

I love a little gadget. I love buying things. It gives me a little dopamine hit. I know that I have a problem. I am. I know that about myself and I'm kind of okay with it. But there's a new product. Tell you it's not okay with it, your husband.

No, he's not. And herein lies the problem is I've been targeted for this product. And I was like, initially. And then I listened to the ad, and then I read about it. And I'm like, oh, I need this in my life. Dyson have brought out a new product. And this is non-spon.

I've never had anything from Dyson. But then she's also wanting one. Yeah, no, yeah. Non-spon, but send me one if you can, and then I'll do some spon. This is so ridiculous. They've brought out a toothbrush, but it's not like any toothbrush you've ever heard of before. Does it vacuum the tartar off your teeth? Pretty much.

Does it? Does it? It sprays it off. Listen to the head. This lives in a bathroom. This is not a toothbrush. It's a camera viewing, live streaming, tooth scanning, gap finding, liquid flossing, jet washing, plaque blasting, technique teaching, bacteria battering, time saving, mouthwash dispensing, multitasking,

supersonic oscillating, 360 oral care improving device that lives. in a bathroom Wow It feels like they're doing too much Too much Do you need your teeth scanned And live streaming or something Why do you need to live stream my mouth?

Who am I live streaming it to? There is a 100,000 pixel camera That takes 28 images a second As you're brushing your teeth Why? Why? I don't know But now you want it It's taking like pictures of my mouth

Dyson's run out of stuff to invent Yeah. It really has. Wow. And then it has like a little jet, like a water flosser. And so it will self-identify any gaps that it can spray and do. And it will go, sh-ch-ch, and, like, get out the little hoodacies. I'm pretty sure you can talk to it, like AI.

Oh, geez. I've always wanted a relationship with my toothbrush. And now Dyson's come to the party. Hey, toothbrush, what's your middle, like, you lay? Like, it is wild. Well, no one knows your mouth better than your toothbrush, I guess. Really? Yeah, yeah.

But I don't think it. How much is it? $850. Well, it sounds like it should be for all the things it does, but at the same time, do you need it to do all those things? Yeah, and then you need to change the head, and is it going to be like a printer where it's going to cost as much as getting a new printer to... Yeah.

Well, there you go. That's something Dyson didn't pay for. It probably didn't need on the radio.