Jordan, Jesse, GO! - Canopy Please!, with Kelly Nugent

Episode Date: August 21, 2025

On this week’s episode, we welcome podcaster and filmmaker, Kelly Nugent (Teen Creeps), to chat about cots of fornication, haunted dolls, Heathcliff cartoons, and more!Use Kelly’s new podcast studio, Frog City Studios!See Jordan at Cape & Cowl Con on August 24th!Donate to Al Otro Lado, any amount helps right now.Buy signed copies of Youth Group and Bubble from Mission: Comics And Art!~ NEW JJGo MERCH ~Jordan’s new Spider-Man’s comic is out now!Order Jordan’s new Godzilla comic! Be sure to get our new ‘Ack Tuah’ shirt in the Max Fun store.Or, grab an ‘Ack Tuah’ mug!The Maximum Fun Bookshop!Follow the podcast on Instagram and send us your dank memes!Check out Jesse’s thrifted clothing store, Put This On.Follow brand new producer, Steven Ray Morris, on Instagram.Listen to See Jurassic Right!

Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free. Undo the locks and throw away the keys and take off your shoes and sucks and run you. It's Jordan Jesse Go. I am Jesse Thorne, America's Radio, sweetheart. Jordan Morris, boy detective, the man who read it on the internet. Okay, so we have a signer for new listeners to Jordan Jesse Go. First of all, thanks for joining us.

This is a very successful and good podcast. Mm-hmm. Everybody will be talking about it at your office, so you're going to want to listen to every episode so you can be part of the conversation. Exactly. It's a real water cooler show. Mm-hmm. Second of all, we have a segment on our program called I Reddit on the Internet. On this segment, we just read crap we saw on Reddit.

Is that a good summary? Yes, it is. Yeah, but, you know, it's like fun. It's a cool and fun. No, it's like a cool, fun, hip. It's like for teens. Yeah, teens. Yeah, this segment would go in the section of the library that has all the fake graffiti.

Exactly. Thank you, Jordan. Turn your hats backwards and get ready for. Get on your skateboard pads because it's time for I read it on the internet. Make sure your clothes. Don't have any logos because we're going to. Yeah, go ahead. Read it on the internet.

This is from a subreddit that I've really been enjoying lately. It's called WTF Garage Sale. And this is a subreddit dedicated to people posting things that they mainly find on like Facebook Marketplace. There is some like IRL garage sale stuff and some like thrift store stuff. But it's just kind of like insane stuff people are seeing posted for sale. And I would say that the photos, the general vibe of the photo, photos in this subreddit are posted by a serial killer who is playing a little game with you.

Got it. It has a kind of a terrifying, you know, liminal space quality to it. Or all the photos have that kind of terrifying, you know, they look like they were taken under a one swinging light bulb that is constantly flashing. If that gives you an idea of the vibe of this. I'm excited to hear about yours. Do you mind if I quickly share what I would have posted? to this subreddit if I knew about it before a few seconds ago. I was at the flea market earlier this morning.

Okay. And did something make you say WTF? Yes. I would say it made me W say WTF, PFT. I was buying some things, you know, for the Put this on shop. Sure. Put this on shop.com. Please do all your holiday and birthday shopping there.

And I was going through a pile of stuff in a particularly miscellaneous. pile of stuff. You know, a lot of people at the flea market, they got a curated selection. This was a pile, you know. Yeah. And sometimes the stuff is like in a Ziploc bag, like one of those gallon Ziploc bags you can root through.

Exactly. Or a tub, a plastic tub. Sure. And there was a, what was probably like a CD mailer. Okay. You know, the kind of cardboard mailer that I'm talking about.

I think it's a CD. size. It did not have a two address on it. Did not have anything in it. But it did have a return address sticker for Mr.

P. F. Tompkins. Hey. And I thought to myself. Tomby legend Paul F. Tompkins probably, right? I thought to myself how, who did Paul mail this to

who then handed it to someone that brought it to the flea market it had the full address hold on guest sorry I didn't know if I was supposed to talk it's okay our guest on the program is the host of the podcast

I think it's great that you talked I think it's great okay I didn't know I it's fine no it's fine we all want to say our piece about Paul F. Tompkins she's the host of the podcast teen creeps she's also a filmmaker, a former attorney at law, Kelly Nugent. Hi, Kelly. Sorry about you having me here today. We're thrilled to have you. We're thrilled. It's great. And it's great that you talked.

You had a question about the mail? I just didn't, did it have the full address and everything on it? Yes. It was like a, it was like the kind of return address sticker that you would get in the mail from, you know, the disabled veterans of America who were soliciting donations from you. they would send you a bunch of return address stickers that said P.F. Tompkins and then your address. Have you dug any deeper? Have you contacted Paul? He's been on the show before. I imagine you have his emailed. Have you looked into this? I have his email. I felt that he would not receive it, receive the news well. Okay. It didn't feel like a safe thing to email him. I felt like it would creep him out. So I'm decided instead, I'll talk about it on my podcast. Great.

Listen, if there's ever anything you don't want anyone to hear, this is the place. This is just a place to vent, you know. I did say to the person, hey, this is weird, but this has my friend's address on it. Do you mind if I throw it away? And they let me throw it away. Okay, that's nice. So nobody at the flea market is now stalking Paul F. Tompkins. I hope unless it was the person who was selling that mailer.

Mm-hmm. And this was the product of them. stalking Paul. I don't know. Plus, who was Paul mailing these CDs to anyway? Jordan, you found something on Reddit. This is WTF garage sale. The headline is barely used. And we have a photo of a cot. And the text reads, caught of fornication. At $45 down from $75, marked down, 75 to 45. Description, Cot. My husband, bought it to entertain women. I don't think it saw a lot of action.

It's from Costco and is actually pretty nice. Folds up for anyone wanting to know the whole story. Basically, he's in prison now. There's also a lot on this subletted, a lot of, like, baby shoes never worn type stuff. There's a lot of, like, very sad stories where you desperately want to know more information. So, I guess, first of all, Jesse has a big Costco guy. Yeah.

Is $45 a good price for a cot of fornication? Well, I'm taking a look now to see what these cots cost new. Oh, okay. It was originally, and it was listed at 75. Now it's there for 45. And, Kelly, if you'd like to take a look at the cot of fornication, I've put it in the in the chat there. I'm examining it right now.

I'm mostly looking at the state of the one for sale. Right. I mean, it's hard to tell because, again, these are very, like, let's not take a picture of the entire cot because part of it's not on on camera very much so yeah it's shrouded in mystery and and shadow half of it and surrounded by what looks like bags of fertilizer other items yeah bags of fertilizer probably i thought it was uh one of those inversion tables you know for your back right yeah uh but no apparently it's it's a husband bought it to have secret affairs on man i mean i think that would really kill the mood for me though yeah you're not a cot gal

well depends you're one of these fancy elites oh too good for a cot yeah i'm a coastal elite yeah i want an air mattress she says yeah hammock or nothing yeah no i hear you oh man i have some concerns about this cot jordan yes first of all this This is a roughly $60 cot. I've done some cursory Googling. They were marking this thing up. They're marking it up. Yeah.

They lied. The price of this is off the charts. And that's a full retail price, not a Costco reduced price. That's the price you'll play at like Target or Amazon or Walmart.com. this is not a bargain, first of all, this $45 price. And even though they are, they do note that I don't think it saw a lot of action. I think we can assume it saw some action. So this cot has probably been fornicated on at least once, right?

1.5 times, I'd say. 1.5s. Kelly, that's a great guess. Here's my next question. Jordan, I've really, Kelly, I don't know a lot about your personal life. Okay. I've really only myself fornicated in a bed bed. I guess I fornicated on a camping trip once. With you in beds, it's four-poster and nothing, right?

Oh, absolutely. Well, I don't want any skeeters getting in. God, can you imagine you're going to pound town and you get one of the little bloodsuckers right on your ding-dong? Well, I mean, that's why you say Kelly's famous catchphrase, Canopy, please. That's when someone asked me what a streaming service I want to watch a movie on. And I say it's one you have to activate with your library card. Canopy, please.

So, yeah, you were saying about places you fornicated, Jesse. I've primarily fornicated in standard beds. I mean, like, I fornicated in a single extra long, probably, in a college dorm room at some point. Hey, Jesse. Way to go, buddy. Thank you. And I've certainly fornicated in numerous, you know, doubles, queens and the occasional king.

Mm-hmm. Well, you know, if I'm staying at a hotel or something. Sure, yeah. You're on a vacation? But I don't feel confident. when I consider the possibility of fornicating on a cot such as this. Indeed, I can't even imagine how one would arrange oneself on a cot like this, unless one were simply on all fours across it width-wise.

I think if the people were smaller, you could do a very... like a very low impact missionary position. Yeah. Like when you're not doing a lot. No, no. I think you're first of all, I think you're tilting. Second of all, I want to clarify, when I say across it widthwise, I mean that the, that the receiver of the intercourse is the bridge. Yeah.

And the cot is the river. Yeah. Is that help? Over it, yes. Like bent over it. They're over it. And there's a troll underneath. And underneath there's a troll.

asking you riddles three answering your riddles three how much did this cot cost retail it's $45 a good price for this cot I think there's something about the okay stick with me here please yeah

it's going to be a little bit of a roller coaster let's go on a journey there's something about the purported like fanciness of a cot where it's like it's not laying on the ground that actually makes it worse because it's got like little wiggledy waggledy legs that are not they're not going to stand up yeah that thing's it's going to fall down this is my concern my concern is not just that

the legs will be broken no but that they simply cannot be trusted because the cot is so narrow I'm concerned about tilting and flipping I'm concerned about legs folding So this looks like a quality product, and obviously I'm a big Costco guy. I know for a fact that they generally sell high quality products. That's one of the nice things about Costco. You can generally trust that those are reasonably high quality products. But in this case, it seems ill-suited to the task. You know, horses for courses, Jordan, horses for courses.

Thank you. Yes, no, I'm always saying that. Yeah, I know. I mean, I think that, like, I think that, you know, this guy who got the cot, he's, you know, he's thinking of his mistresses. He doesn't want to just go like, you know, my wife's almost home, quick splay out on the garage floor. Right. He just wants to say, I got a cot for you because I care about you, mistress. Jordan, do you think that he's fucking him in the master suite?

on the king size, the Cal King. This guy's got a Cal King, right? He's got a Cal King. He's got a... He's a Costco member. You can get mattresses at Costco, right? Yeah. They'll only sell you the California King.

They say, if you're a Costco member, we know what you want. They know what you need. They're like, it's cheaper in bulk. Yeah. I get three of them. So he's fucking somebody in the... And a pallet of stag chili. He's fucking somebody on the California King

in the four poster. Right. No skeeter's allowed, full canopy. Then he says, Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am. Yeah. I've provided you with accommodations and points her to the basement cot. That's for sleeping? You can call a cab in the morning.

But you must down to the basement cot before my wife gets home. Here's another possibility that I want to run by both of you. Yeah, yeah, sure. So we're assuming that when the wife says entertaining, she's using the word entertaining euphemistically. Sure. Sure. What if he's just doing little magic shows?

Yeah, what if it's just fun? Like, it's fun to see how it unfolds and right. Oh, really? Wow. Oh, you can really, yeah, I can put that anywhere. He's like, it's actually pretty nice. Yeah. It's great for my.

back. You'll sleep amazing on the cot. I mean, I think that is, that's a good theory if, if the title of the post was not caught as fornication. So I think that's what's leading me to believe that there is some sort of illicit, um, fuck cot. But I mean, you could kind of see the women like seeing the cot show. If they buy one ticket to the con show. And then they're just super wet and ready to go because they're so impressed by the conscience so in that case they're still fucking on the cal king yeah yeah okay but it remains a cot of fornication because it's kind of like a four a four play yeah so like he he gets it out he starts unfolding it and they're like I didn't know you could do that and then he's like mm-hmm yeah and then he's like follow me

and they're like oh we're not going to use okay and then go yeah into it's into the bedroom. I could see this being for play for like to do like a little show with the cot if you were like Chris Angel or if you really want to freak them. Steve Martin. I. Yeah. I like to just a little prelude to lovemaking.

I like to show my partner the, you know, one of those baskets, those laundry baskets that squunches down. Oh. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I know. Yeah. Yeah, they really.

Oh, man, it's so hard right now, George. It's a real space saver. Yeah. And they're like, oh, my God, it's as thin as a piece of paper. And you're like, I know. But it's an actual laundry basket. You can fit almost as much laundry as a normal laundry basket in here. And it squunches down.

Yeah. Wow. Kelly, we're taping this on Zoom. Yes. You are seated upon a velvet throne. I am. I'm actually, I know. I'm in my, like, corner of, I might tilt it up to shape, like, my, like, weird, like,

Yeah, this is an ornate, it's an ornate corner. An ornate corner, art directed by Wes Anderson himself. It's a little bit. Yeah, yeah, this is in my living room. It feels like you're about to give us the terms of a haunted house inheritance contest. Yeah, if you can sleep here overnight. I was going to say, you're a reality show host about to kick us off. Yeah.

Yeah. Like we did not succeed in the immunity challenge. Yeah, unfortunately. Yeah, it's very almost like masterpiece theatery. It is a little bit. A little bit of that vibe. Is that your standard cast and chair? Cast.

Podcasting as a podcaster? No, no. Is that your standard casting couch? That's what I thought you meant. And I was like, oh, okay. I was like, fun, joke. Yeah, that's hilarious. No, no, no, yes.

Um, no, uh, well, sometimes if I'm, if I'm recording from here, then yes, because I'm under the weather. So we're doing this remote. But, um, ordinarily I have a, uh, I run a podcast, like video podcast studio. So I usually record podcasts from there. Uh, yes. And how ornate are the thrones there? They're much less ornate, I will say. Because it's a little, they're more minimalist. It's a little more like mid-century modern vibe there. We're trying to go for like a 70s basement look. this is this is very like Victorian haunted home right which is kind of my

my vibe I think haunted home but thanks for noticing my chair yeah no I was it's a gorgeous it's a gorgeous seat thank you are Kelly are you a haunted type person

yes I like horror a lot I like um I like haunted things I like yeah I like scary things You know, I have a haunted doll But she's at the studio I leave her at the studio Kind of an Annabelle

She's she's not as She's more like she's a porcelain doll She's not a raggedy Ann Yeah But she's got you know She's supposedly mischievous Not evil so Oh that's nice

But I forget her name And that's not good But good thing she's not here Did you act Did you like buy Did she just look haunted Or is there actual evidence That there may be some sort of spirit

Attached to it? She was purchased for me as a gift, but came with, like, a story on, on, like, paper that was definitely stained with tea that was like, who story begins in the ancient Irish times? And I was like, whoa, long ago. Where was the spirit in between then and, like, being a Victorian doll? We don't know. But she's mischievous. Mozambique, it turns out. Just hanging out. Yeah, oh, yeah. She's globetrotten. Jesse, you have a horror-obsessed kid. Does Grace want to, get any, like, actual haunted objects for the house?

No. I... I can never tell how much Grace actually likes getting scared. I think she maybe more likes things that are distressing than scary. Okay. Like, gore. Mm-hmm. You know, she's much more interested in gore than, like, uh,

Like, if she's actually scared, she considers that to be, I think, a bad film watching experience. I used to be like that. And I also didn't like, like, I liked scary movies, but I didn't like scary things in real life. Do you know what I mean? Like, I was not really interested in going to, like, an immersive haunted house as a kid, but I liked watching haunted, like, scary movies. Right. Because it's away from you. Yeah.

I was, I had a lovely time guesting on your great podcast team groups with the wonderful Lindsay K. Tai. And we, you know, and you guys read the kind of like Y.A. horror books of our youth. The kind of like Fear, Fear Street goosebumps and similar. Is that a good way to describe it? Yeah. Yeah. They're very pulpy, very schlocky, fun. Yeah. And they are, they're pretty, these are gore free affairs. It's mostly like, I heard some. Yeah. Some of them are, gory. How gory do they get? Oh, God. Well, um, Arl Stein's Fear Street has some of the most iconic kills. Like one is where a girl's necklace gets caught in a pottery wheel. No dear. And her face gets pottery wheeled off. Or like, there's like a girl who gets boiled to death in the shower.

That's one of my favorite, like all the shower gets locked and the water just boils her to death. I think we're all concerned about that. Yeah. It's Fear Street. like a more advanced goose bumps? Yeah, it was like for teens. And then... Jesse, are you still reading goosebumps? Those are for babies. Those are for little tiny, scared babies.

Jesse, I didn't know you were a baby. I just read scholastic sports biographies. I just read Calvin and Hobbs collections. Oh, I loved Calvin and Hobbs. I don't read. I just buy lenticular bookmarks. But Fear Street was like, Okay, if your goosebumps are, you know, aren't hard enough for you.

Yeah. Yeah. They were, they could have gore, but no sex and no drinking. And then Christopher Pike Books had sex, drugs, drinking, and, like, major gore. Wow. So I would read those and be very, I mean, they weren't like, you wouldn't, it wouldn't be like full pet. It wasn't caught fornication.

You know, we weren't going to be seeing what that guy was up to. Right. Just like oral and rectal? Yeah, purely rectal. You can tell what Christopher Pike was into. You know how you watch a Tarantino movie and there's a lot of feet? Yeah, yeah. Same thing with Pike.

20-page long rectal sex scenes. On the back cover, it says, don't worry, they're all virgins. Still? Yeah. No, but it was like, it would be like, you know, you would see, like, oh, they're butt was showing you're like oh my god their butt or like yeah i know or it would be like um a butt was showing like fade to black right it would be like oh and then they start to like lay down and then the next but in uh in arl stein's fear streets they're like literally having parties with just like

burgers and pizza and milk which is normally passing around a bottle of milk yeah that is wild Yeah, maybe R. L. Stein himself, still a virgin. I don't know. Very virginal. Have you ever met or talked to R. L. Stein? No, no. But, you know, I... You're missing out, Kelly. I know. I got to talk to him. I have read an interview in which he said, I think it's part of his master class, actually, where he's like, yeah, don't really put any thought in what you write.

And he's like, I don't like editing. So it's like, okay. Yeah, no shit. Yeah, we can tell. Yeah, I've read one. Yeah, so he's just very openly like, yeah, I don't know, don't put too much thought. The guy's a delight. He was on my public radio show when the new Goosebump's TV show was on TV. Oh, cool.

And he could not have been more fun. In fact, our friend. He's a very funny guy. Well, he is, so this is the thing. This is my follow-up question. Have you ever spent any time on the podcast reading his many comedy books? Oh, his joke books? Yes.

No, we have not read his joke. That's yes. Yes, he's prolific joke book writer as well. Like a horse and a rabbi walk into a bar, like joke jokes, but for kids, gosh. He wrote a kid's humor magazine for many years before he hit it big as the guy that created goosebumps. And R.L. Stein originally stood for like ridiculous. Lafstein or something like that. Whoa.

Hodgman would remember because Hodgman knew R.L. Stein from his childhood as the joke book guy. That's so funny. John missed the, like, we're in the goosebumps generation. John is in the R.L. Stein is the guy who writes children's joke newsletters generation. And Jesse, your kids just know him as a Minecraft streamer, right? Exactly. Well, they know his pranks, his prank videos. Pranks, yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Kelly, have you guys in your time doing the podcast, have you ever heard from, like, authors you've covered or? Yeah, actually. So we started our podcast because of Christopher Pike. This is the anal guy, right? Yeah. And he reached out to us and was like,

oh, wow. Thank you for covering my books. and, like, would respond to us about, like, each of our episode, like, you know, because he had so many books. So he would be like, oh, I don't even remember writing that part. And da, da, da, da, da, this is very funny. And it's really cool. And he's very thoughtful.

And he, it's, I mean, I felt bad because we kind of tore apart his earlier books, but they were a little, like, not great to women. And then, but then it's so funny because, like, the rest of his books are so. just really interesting, thoughtful, strong characters, female characters, particularly. So it was just really interesting seeing that evolution. And I think it was more that when he first started, he was just like writing to, you know, as a job. And then he was like, okay, now I can write about the stuff that I really care about. Oh, interesting.

No, that's cool that he reached out. Jesse and I have been talking about Tom Clancy on this podcast for 15 years and he has not reached out once. He reached out to me. what he was like do not tell jordan he actually i like you more jesse jordan he uh he took me to homecoming what you got to yeah he took me to dancey with clancy i can't believe you got to dancey i can't believe you got to dancey i wanted dancey it was on an aircraft carrier what whoa i mean that matches though right That's so his vibe, too. Yeah.

So he was probably thriving. Yeah. I thought we were going to suck and fuck, but could get the cot unfolded. As it turned out, he just listed the various technical capacities of the aircraft carrier the entire time. Well, some would say that's better. Some true Com Clancy fans would say that's the, okay. Yeah, it's wasting time otherwise. Yeah.

Okay, listen, I'm really fucking pissed. I need a minute to cool off. you guys want to take a little break let me cool off and then we'll come back for some more yeah I gotta go practice my electric slide actually I don't have to practice

because I did it a bunch when I was dancing with Tom we'll be back in just a second on Jordan Jesse Go it's loving love love and love love you love love you love

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Yes, that's right. Spoiler alert. Spoiler alert, for those of you who don't want the plot of Alex Inc. episodes to be ruined for you. I think I won't give away too much what we thought about this most recent episode of Alex Inc. I think they're, you know, we've put a theory out there that like the pilot was really bad, but, you know, a lot of times pilots are.

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That's true. It's an island right there by Oakland, right there next to Oakland. It is a free Comic-Con. There is beer. I think you have to pay for the beer. And, you know, you can buy some comics there, but going to the thing is free. I'm going to be there. Patton Oswald, Brian Posey, an insane lineup at this thing.

Every comics person you would ever want to meet will be there. It will be tons of fun. So come on out to that. More info at cape and cowlcomic. Jordan, remember how you were looking for condoms from the 1950s and you didn't know where to get them? Yes, and, Jesse, yes, and, my friend. Where am I going to find 1950s condoms? In my store that Put This On Shop at Put This Onshop.com, because I bought an entire supply, a full-on supply of 1950s condoms.

Okay. And these are the perfect-purchase from you. These are the perfect gift for your friend who's trying to conceive. Mm-hmm. Because they are not effective as condoms. No, they're really, really bad condoms. But in general, we have listed a couple of hundred new things in the Put This On Shop at Shop.com.

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Great news. Hit up put this on shop.com and we'll hook you up. We'll hook you up, Jordan. Oh, yeah. I love to be hooked up. We'll be back in just a second on Jordan, Jesse Go. It's Jordan Jesse Goh. I'm Jesse Thorne, America's Radio Sweetheart.

Jordan Morris, boy detective. Kelly Nugent. Stinky little girl. She do stoke. Pee, you. Good thing we're doing this over Zoom, huh? Yeah, I can, newsflash, Kelly, I can smell you. I can smell it from here.

Yeah. It's because we're in adjoining rooms. But, you know, I wouldn't have it any other way. Listen, people are going to go, people are going to ask me like, oh, who did you have on the podcast? I'm like, oh, yeah, I got Kelly Nugent on the podcast. And they're like, did you smell the stink? They're going to ask. And I want to be able to say, I smelt the stink.

Here's the thing. I had not met Kelly previously. Jordan, you and Stephen R. R. Morris, our producer had met Kelly previously. I had been guests on her podcast. When you told me she was a little stinker, I didn't know it was literal. Yeah. He's like, Jordan.

He could be playing pranks. Sorry. She's literally a little stinker. Yeah, you thought she was going to be catching fireflies in mason jars. Yeah. Yeah. But I don't, and I'm not, I don't, it's not about pranks because I don't appreciate humor, so. Kelly, I have a, not a fan.

I don't like it. Sorry. Thumbs down. Kelly, I have a question for you about, uh, about these books. Yes. As an adult woman, have you read one of these books and gotten scared? Oh, yeah. Some of them, yeah.

Trying to think of which one I got scared. Not actually scared, but I'll be like, whoa, this is actually like, you know what? I haven't been like actually scared, but I'll be like, oh, this is, I can see how this would be pretty scary. Or I remember being scared by this part. Or I'll be like, oh, this part was pretty creepy. But I've never, at least for the one, because sometimes we'll break format and read, you know, books for adults. So I've been scared by like Paul Tremblay books or whatever, but that's for adults. for these no the goosebumps thing that terrified me as a kid there is one about a like haunted

Halloween mask this kid gets a haunted Halloween mask and the part that like stuck with me and like fucked with me was the like if there's a part that the part that really sucked and fucked me unlike a certain military author I won't name um the part that really fucked with me is like there's a part where she can't get the mask off. And it sticks to her skin and she can't breathe. And that I do have a lot of like suffocation dreams, a lot of like, and it's usually like I'm trying to take off a sweater and it won't come off. That's like a recurring dream that I have.

Yeah. I'm not laughing at your fear. I'm just laughing that it's something so porous. Yeah. Wait, so it won't like come off over your head or it's. Yeah. It's like I'm like time to take off this sweater. I'll say in the dream.

And then I'll get to the point where the sweater is covering my face and it won't come off. Scary. Yeah. Anyway, so that mask thing really fucked with me and definitely every time like,

listen, do I put on a lot of masks these days? No. I mean, do I put up an emotional mask with the ones I love? Yes, I do. So they don't see the real me.

But, you know, every time I would put on a mask, I do think about that fucking little chapter in goosebumps where the kid can't get the mask off. It, like, really stuck with me. Yeah.

There are certain, like, I will say there were certain, there's certain imagery from those goosebumps books from when I was a kid that really stuck with me and scared me. Like, I always thought Slappy was really scary, the little ventrilochus dummy that ran around. Oh, yeah. And my dad, I don't know why my, I feel like my dad just, like, scared me now that I'm thinking about it. But he, like, had this marionette doll from when he was a kid. and it was really scary

and he would leave it in my room like he would like store it in my room on this shelf that was too high for me to get so it was just there and I would lay in bed and like stare at this marionette and be like when I close my eyes it's gonna run across the room and get me

yeah that's how they do it they wait till your eyes are closed yeah so you have to keep the covers up and then if you and like get really hot and not be able to breathe but if you pull it down it's gonna they'll get you that's exactly how it goes down

um can your dad wasn't a ventriloquist He just bought the dummy. No, it's a marionette doll. Oh, a marionette. Okay. He had it as a kid. Like, someone gave it to, I think his dad gave it to him.

Yeah. He's passing down the terror that he received from his father. Yeah. And I thought I, like, put it away somewhere. And I went home recently, and it was there. And I was like, who keeps putting this out? Probably my dad. I think it keeps putting itself out.

Yeah. It's like, don't mind if I do. I would like to sit in your eyeline, please. Did my head move? I don't know. When something momentous happens to you, we ask you to give us a call at 206, 984 Fun, for our famous segment momentous occasions where we play the calls that you've called in on the air. You can also just record a voice memo, Jordan, and send it to JJ Go at maximum fun. And when I direct that at you, Jordan, I'm just saying, if you don't want to bother bantering back and forth with me, you can just record your part of the show and send it in and I'll just record the rest.

That's going to be such a time saver. Coordinate schedules. Okay, here is one. Hi, Jordan, Jesse, and guest. I'm going to say Paul Giamatti. I'm calling in for your segment momentous occasions. I am currently hiking the Pacific Crest Trail. And I just recently passed the halfway mark, which is pretty crazy that I've walked

1,300 miles. I wanted to share that my trail name is Fawcett because of the 83 or so days that I've been on trail, I have cried every single day. So I wanted to thank you both for being such good role models for a sense of men. And yeah, thanks. Love you both. Happy anal August and go take a hike. Bye-bye.

1,300 miles. That's a lot of miles. I have a hard time seeing myself walking that many miles. I could see myself, I would walk 500 miles. I would walk 500 more. 1,300 seems over the top. 1,300. Yeah, you have a trail name.

name? That's the part I was kind of interested in. Everyone gets trail names when they hike the Pacific Crest Trail. Is that true? Yeah. Wow. It's kind of like a, yeah, there's like it's a community of people. And everyone gets trail mixed, Jordan. Ooh.

Make mine gorp. The kind with M&M's not fucking carib. Oh, fine. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's, come on. Kelly, are you a hiker? Is this why you know about this? I do like hiking.

Yeah, but I had, well, why, what is the, Okay, actually, I love hiking and I love being outdoors and I love camping. But the reason I know about trail names is a much more me reason for it. And it's that I was like watching this like true crime documentary about this guy that was like murdering people on the Pacific Crest Trail. And like he had a trail name. And he loved podcasts. And he cried every day. We found him.

Wait, was I. Yeah, I was watching a, yeah, so I was watching a true crime documentary about it. And it was like people were. Because it's a whole community and everybody knows about, like, oh, yeah, I ran into so-and-so, and that's their trail name. And, of course, it was classic, like, well, he was a little weird, but we didn't know he'd murder a bunch of people. Fawcett the Crying Killer is a good pitch, I think. I think it is. Do you think we can get Zach Krieger and or Jordan Peel on the phone?

Yeah. Stephen, would you get those guys on the phone, please? We want to pitch them Fawcett the Crying Killer. And I think that's the name. Yeah, Jordan and I text all the time, so it's great. Patch the man. It's going to be elevated. It's not going to just be a slasher.

It's elevated. Tell them it's elevated. It's going to mean like generational trauma or something. Do you think he could have attached to John Krasinski to direct John Krasinski from the office? Oh, sure, yeah. Here's my concern about using John. Here's my concern. And I love, listen.

I love John. I love John. No, me too. And there's nothing against John. No, nothing against John. No, nothing. And I've wanted to work with him forever. We've been talking about it.

We've been talking about another project, another project for sure. Yeah. For sure. I just don't know that he'd elevated enough. Okay. What about Craig Robinson? Could we get Craig Robinson? Oh, he's great.

It's so funny what he sings and he's a good singer. Really good singer. He would be great. How far is the furthest either of you have ever walked? In one go. In one go. Yeah, in one go. I mean, I'm including a multi-day.

Oh, I'm not. never done a multi-day hike. I've done 12 miles. Me either. Yeah. My trail name would be calls it a day early. Yeah, okay. Has lunch plans. Uh-huh. You're like, I got to step off and two for one happy hour, so I got to. Yeah. When you're walking one of those trails, I think part of what you do is you mail yourself stuff. There's like, there's like stores along the way. And I know this. I mean, you know this Kelly from, you know, as a younger adult woman, you know this from a true crime documentary as a middle-aged, as a middle-aged white man who hosts a public radio show. I know this from a Bill Bryson book that I read once.

But yeah, I think you mail yourself stuff to like general, there's like general stores along the way that have PO boxes where you can mail yourself a bunch of granola. And then when you get there, or you can mail yourself. like a new pair of shoes and then when you get there you can swap them out that makes sense that does make sense because you would get you would burn through shoes oh my god yeah especially if you said you're setting your feet on fire okay yeah and you do that to terrify your victims because you're the crying killer the crying killer you know i i heard about um a guy who discovered that he was an extreme distance runner

because he had like a crisis in his life and then he was like, I have to run this out and then just ran like 50 miles. Yeah. But those people that do those super long runs will like order a pizza to meet them at a corner and then they'll like roll it up like a burrito and eat the entire pizza and then keep running.

Wow. Isn't that crazy? That's cool. I would love to see that. Just post up at a corner. I'll probably see one. Yeah, just hang out, wait for a guy to run by and eat a whole pizza like a burrito. What would you have meet you if you were, if you were an ultramarathoner?

What food would you roll up into a burrito? Well, I don't want to steal the guy's pizza thing. Pizza thing's a pretty good idea. Yeah, the pizza thing is good. It's a lot of calories in one thing. I'm going to be honest, my first thought here, and maybe I should, maybe I should do a second draft. My first thought here is burritos. Yeah, burrito.

It's already rolled up like a burrito. It's already done. You don't have to roll it. yeah maybe like a California burrito because there's a lot of um you want the carbs yeah you want the carbs yeah oh mid east tacos burrito have you had that no what kind of tacos burrito mid east tacos have you had it it's in silver lake no um they have do you have dietary restrictions i'm i only delicious food how about that yeah i'm on a seafood diet okay cool so only fish oh okay so i'm a pescatarian

No, no dietary restrictions. So they have, if this is crazy, it's good. It's, um, I would suggest their beef burrito because it's basically, so it's like mid-east tacos. So it's, um, like Middle Eastern food, but fusioned with, uh, Mexican food. Yeah. Okay. But their burrito is like a like beef cabob, like plate just rolled into a burrito.

And it's really, really, really fucking good. Dang. Okay. That would be good to eat. But I would do that because there's a lot of rice in it. So I was thinking of high-carb. You know, call me crazy. But if I could call someone to meet me at the halfway mark, it would be my loved ones.

And I would eat them. Oh, that's really sweet. Oh, and you have them forever, or at least until you do-do. Yeah. At least until you do-do. Would you eat their bones also? Oh, yes. Bones and all.

I would eat every bones and all. I would eat them. That's the way. Would you eat your sister's child? No, I wouldn't need a. Come on. Do it look like the kind of guy who would eat a nephew? Come on.

I wouldn't need a nephew. You wouldn't need a nephew. I'm sorry, I even brought it up. And the honest truth is you probably don't even love your nephew, so it doesn't apply. Hold on. That's why I wouldn't eat. Not close enough to eat. Not close enough to eat.

So some family members you would eat because you love them, but some you won't eat because you love them. I'm tired of talking about this. How do you feel about Brad, your stepfather? On the one hand, he's like introduced himself to your family. On the other hand, he's been around for a while. He treats your mother very well. He obviously cares about you. He's good at the trombone.

Would you do? Can I change my answer to Calzone? Calzone. You know, hopefully it'd cool off. I don't want to burn. Yeah, but you're going to burn yourself. I haven't had a Calzone in a long time. And that's making me want one really bad.

though. It's also, it's also been a minute since I've had a calzone. Yeah. A calzone is just a closed pizza, right? Yeah, it's definitely just a closed pizza. I think you, I think there's like ricotta in there. There's ricotta inside there? I think so. I think a typical calzone. Yeah. Probably has it. I didn't know there was ricotta inside a calzone. I thought it was just mozzarella. I mean, you know, probably depends on the calzone. I think in my head, the calzone I'm eating has it in there. Are you thinking of a lasagna? I know you usually are.

Yeah, he's confusing a lasagna with a california. Yeah, I'm some kind of Garfield over here. What do you think I'm some kind of Garfield? I don't know. I'm kind of behind the times. I just got back from Abu Dhabi. Somebody mailed me there. I'm not going to say who.

Yeah. Yeah, just you'm not some kind of fucking Garfield. I love Mondays. Okay. Yeah, you love them. I love them. Mondays. Fair enough.

It's when I get back to work. Who would you root for in an ultramarathon? Garfield or Heathcliff? Oh, great question. What's Heathcliff's deal again? Is he mean to? He's kind of saucy, right? He's a sort of terrorizes the neighborhood.

He's a rascal. Okay, he's a rascal. He's not mean and grumpy because Garfield's kind of mean and grumpy. Yeah. I think they're both orange. I think now the Heathcliff comic strip has devolved. into an almost adult swim level of Dadaist nonsense. Really?

Yeah. So let's do this. Let's, we have another call. Stephen, uh, would you play our next call? We'll discuss the call.

And then when we, when we get done discussing the call, can you have a bonkers fucking Heathcliff comic queued up for Kelly to look at? Yes. Okay. Thank you. Okay. So Kelly, just so you know,

we think of a lot of ideas for our, show for segments. So what you're about to hear is someone calling in for one of the ideas that we had. Okay. It's not just someone calling in because they wanted to tell us something and then claiming at the end that it's for a segment, uh, like retroactively is what it is. It really. So this really is someone calling in for something that we thought of because we worked so

hard on the show. Oh, sure. I'm sure. Okay. Hi. Jordan, Jesse, and my guest. This is Carolyn calling from the Santa Cruz Beach in the boardwalk. And I just so happened to find myself here because my motel is two blocks away,

and I saw a roller coaster and thought, I need to see what's happening over here. And so now I am a little bit drunk because I could just drink on the beach. and I know that you two are you two are alumni are using Santa Cruz and I was wondering I'm here for one day I was wondering what should I do in Santa Cruz love you bye I'm glad we're taking these calls in real time can I so can I just say tell someone what to do thank you for calling in to the segment what should I do in Santa Cruz I'm going to say start a college radio show with the funniest guy in your dorm. Cut it out. And then do it for 25 years thereafter because you can't think of anything better to do. Great advice. Head on up there to KZSC 88.1 FM, the heavyweight 88, demand a show.

And they'll give you one. Yeah, as long as it's like reggae and espagnol or something. Oh, yeah. That would be great. That will play really well. So, Kelly, I've shared with you one of my favorite recent. Heathcliff comics. Okay.

Jordan, you want to click on and sort of describe it for the audience? Yeah, sure. Happy to do it. So this is a, it is a kind of a man and a woman, just kind of a standard suburban couple on a suburban street. There is a street sign that says ham limit 25. And then our boy Heathcliff is sitting in a ham-shaped car. He has a helmet that says ham on it.

And the caption is, the caption is. is being said by the man to the woman. Jordan, can you describe his facial expression? Chill as fuck. Yeah. Yeah. Too cool for school. No, zero fuck's given from this guy.

And the caption is that man is saying to the woman, he's going way over the ham limit. I really like this. Right? Really, really like this. It's confusing. And like you wonder, you wonder why this is just in like a local. paper. Yeah.

I really like this. This is like high art. It is. It's delightful. Yeah, I think there are some social media accounts you can follow that just like post regular, you know, fucking crazy Heathcloth. He's going way over the ham limit. He's going so over the hand limit.

I love that. So Stephen, Stephen Ray Morris has posted a couple others in the chat. I will describe these as well. So it's Heathcliff and a bunch of other animals. They're waiting in line at a vending machine. There's two vending machines. one says soda and one says garbage and there's a different man and woman standing next to it

and he's saying to her there's always a line for that one the garbage one garbage you know I kind of that that to me is almost too much of a joke for Heathcliff it's not irreverent enough I think it makes too much sense and I can't Stephen I don't want to criticize your choice here because it is a fantastic Heathcliff comic, and thank you for sharing it. But I think, like, you know,

you could kind of, like, sit down and figure out the joke they wanted to make is that animals love garbage. And it's all in line animals that like garbage specifically. So it's making a bit, it's making a lot of sense. Sure. And I think what Ham limit does is not make sense.

Yeah. The other ones I shared make way less sense than that one, than this one. I just shared, I just shared one I liked a lot. too. Let's see. Wow. Okay. Wow. I just, sorry. I just saw a couple of these. I really like these. Okay. So, uh, we got a. Yeah, that's the same one that he shared. Yeah, that's funny. We have a, a, I guess it's a busher shop. It's just a shop that says meat on it. There's two

employees. Um, and then there's Heathcliff and three cat buds walking down the street. They all have sweaters that spell out meat. And then one, one employee saying to the other, here comes trouble. Yeah. You know what, though? I'm trying to pitch something to make it a little better. Oh, yeah. This one is really funny. Kelly, you want to punch up this meat thing?

I would say, honestly, for the meat thing, kill the caption. No caption. Have both of the guys just staring, jaws dropped at the meat guys. Thank you. And then that's it. So funny. Take off one thing. Take off one thing before you leave the house.

Guys, I just shared one. It's so funny. Okay. This is Heathcliff. he is walking he has a fish bowl on his head there's again these all have like a man and a woman commenting on it the man is always talking to the woman um and he also has a fishbowled on his head the man also the man has a fish man has a fish ball with a fish inside it on top of his head they're in a park yeah they're in a park yeah and then yeah the man has a fish ball and his head it also has a fish inside

They're both green fish. Both the fish are great. Both the fish are pretty blazé. And then the man's saying to the woman, he's saying, really? I think it looks cool. Yeah. Intimating that she has just insulted Heathcliff. Sure.

Yeah. He said it doesn't look cool. Yeah. She's like, look at that cat's stupid little hat. And then he's like, really, I think it looks cool. He's wearing it. But again, Kelly, I think you're right in the, a captionless version of this is probably funnier.

Yeah, I think, like, him just, like, jaw dropped captionless, so funny. Or him being like, I got to change or something like, like, I don't know, there's something very funny. I love the fish in this. Paging the Slate podcast Decoder Ring that unpacks pop culture mysteries. Because at some point, Heathcliff went from being a down-the-middle comic strip about a rascally cat who puts a whole fish in his mouth and then pulls out fish bones. to what it is now, which is confusing nonsense.

I don't know. I would like to learn about when and why that happened. So just, you know, putting it out there, putting it out there. A better podcast can research that. Maybe the Neighborhood Watch finally got him. They caught him terrorizing the neighborhood. Oh, yeah. And then forbid him from making sense.

He had to find a new lane. okay let's do this let's dig into the slow unraveling of heathcliff and then we'll come my god investigative journalism podcast about Heathcliff I don't know if I think it would hit I think it would I think he would uncover like some major secrets like tickled or something you know what I mean right there you would find a darkness right yeah I would love to happen upon a darkness that's the dream oh please oh please let there be as mysterious darkness. I like this other one that Stephen sent the word the dog catcher is with.

Oh, yeah. So this is Heathcliff next to a dog catcher. We have a version of Clifford the big red dog and the dog catch says, I need a drink. It's great. It's great. Simple, easy. He's an alcoholic. Yeah.

He's an alcoholic. It's two lines. I need to drink and the Heathcliff says, I think you're an alcoholic. And then in a rare second panel, it's the dog catcher. at an AA meeting. It's the only second panel they've ever done. Heathcliff says, what's your relationship with your higher power? Heathcloth's weirdly religious now. Do you want to take a little bit of a break and we'll come up for some more?

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Yeah, what are you got? It's just all Mark Marin's podcasting equipment. Congratulations, Mark, on a wonderful run. Congrats on your run.

Boomer lives, Mark. Lock the gates. What a run. That's not what it is. But yeah, it's like weird stuff. It's like weird stuff. Yeah,

congratulations. Sincerely, congratulations. This is a huge accomplishment. It's a huge accomplishment. I, so it said it's $20 for the bag. And that didn't seem strange to me because in the picture was like a gallon Ziploc bag that had a bunch of like disposable film cameras in it. Oh, sorry, this is, what are we talking about?

This is what I found on WTF garage. Oh, okay. Yes, please. So it says $20 for the bag. And then like, oh, oh, face. And then I look at the picture, and it's a, it's a gallon bag of gallon Ziploc bag full of disposable film cameras. And I thought to myself, well, people like those. The official vessel of selling something insane.

Yeah. The gallons of plug bag. Yeah. But still, I was like, well, people like, you know, Gen Z likes to shoot film and shoot on crappy digital cameras on purpose. Yeah. So it's not crazy to me. There's like six of these things in here. that it would cost $20.

That seems pretty reasonable. And then I saw there's a sticker on it that says, maybe all capital letters, Swinger pictures, adults only. Buy it now, buy it now, buy it now. Jesse. That's so funny. I was worried that they were used.

That was my, because I was like, I don't know, but I'm a very curious person. So I would want to, I'd want to see it. Are you going to buy it? Yeah, buy it, man. And this is the, this would be the ultimate unboxing video.

You only live once in your whole life, you have to make content. So you need to buy it and make a video about it. Yeah, we have to buy it and make a video out of it. What is it going for? 20 bucks? Reditor B.I.M. Uh, is pretty pissed about the swinger etiquette of selling swinger, disposable cameras. Isn't it like, because they didn't, now their secrets are out, right?

And it could be picked of them nude. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Wow. Well, I think out of respect to the Swinger community, who we respect, by the way, we should probably not buy these then. You know what I bet? I bet you it's not Swinger picks and they're just trying to move those cameras. Wouldn't it be funny if it was like pictures of monkeys at the zoo and it's like Swinger pictures and everybody laughs?

And they're like, that's what they meant. Oh, not these kinds of swingers. Yeah, or like people playing golf. No, yeah, that'd be funny, too. That'd be funny too, Kelly. Kelly, that would also be really funny. That's really good. Jesse, what's another funny thing that could be there?

And then Stephen could say one. Rope. There's pictures of rope. Stephen, that's really funny. That's really good. There's a listing that just says, small, comma, crap guitar. Cool. It says free, playable guitar sounds half okay with new strings.

Pickup will be at the gas station close to the fire department. I think a thing about a lot of these listings is they seem like traps. They seem like a way to trap someone. Yeah. Anyway, WTO. Like available in my trunk of my car. Yeah, sure. Under the cot.

That's where you'll find it. Go under the cot. Kelly, thank you so much for joining us. Teen Creeps is a great podcast. I've been on it. Stephen Ray Morris has been on it. You guys read weird way, kids' books. It's really, really fun.

Any good recent episodes you would point people to if they wanted to check it out? If you want to listen to one of our like OG, like one of my favorite episodes or episode on my suit Adrina is really, I really like that one. because that book is completely crazy. If you've read any V.C. Andrews, then you, it's just all like, and then they were related. And it's like, oh, man. So, yeah. A lot of, a lot of surprise relations.

Yeah. Yeah. It's just very salacious, salacious, salacious books. Okay. But yeah. Yeah. So check out, yeah, check out that episode. Kelly, it's been a joy.

Thank you so much. Jordan Jesse Go produced by Stephen Ray Morris. Our theme music is Love You by the Free Design, courtesy of the free design and light in the attic records. We will see you on social media. Jordan, I deleted my Twitter. Hey. Later for you.

Later for you, old friend. How's it, how's it feel? Is it a monkey off your back? Is it a swinger off your back, I should say? Nice. I don't know. We're talking about that earlier. I don't know, Jordan.

I mean, I'm kind of. worried that there's not going to be a convenient place for turfs to let me know how they feel about me. Oh, should we give out the email again? Yeah. It's all right. I wish I didn't hate all other platforms as well, but, you know, we're doing what we can. You know, social media, it's, uh, you know, a mix back.

We'll just say that. Podcasting is good. Podcasting is a lot of fun. Worldwide web. That's nice. Sure. Gofer. I love gopher.

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