Jordan, Jesse, GO! - Ep. 497: Meat Chute Meet Cute with Rob Huebel

Episode Date: September 11, 2017

Rob Huebel joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Jordan's new romantic comedy serial killer movie idea, Rob's recent Keanu Reeves sighting, and his new star-studded show on YouTube Red, "Do You Want to See a Dead Body?"

Give a little time for the child within you, don't be afraid to be young and free. Undo the locks and throw away the keys and take off your shoes and socks and run you. It's Jordan, Jesse Goh. I'm Jesse Thorne, America's radio sweetheart. Jordan Morris, boy detective. What's wrong, Jordan? Is something wrong, buddy? Right at the top of the show, you're upset about something. I know. I didn't even get a chance to... Let me introduce what the show is about.

Every week on Jordan, Jesse Goh, we cover the world of cartography like a blanket. A blanket with a map printed on it, that is. That's right. We talk about. Compass roses. There be dragons. Scale. Projections.

Different ways to put a globe around or a spherical sphere-like globe onto a flat surface and represent all the different... Our dugongs mermaids. Yeah, exactly. These are the issues of our cartography podcast. We'll be breaching here.

But... Yeah. This week on the show, I can't help but notice that you don't seem like you have your usual cartography enthusiasm. So, maybe instead of doing a cartography show this week, we check in with you.

And we have a guest here from television, film and television. I do like television. Film, not so much. Best friends. I find it indulgent. He's best friends with Dwayne the Rock Johnson. So we can check in with him as well. And it'll just be kind of a feeling show, a check-in show, like a sort of Dr. Phil situation.

I think that would be nice. I'm not a doctor, but neither is Dr. Phil. That's true. So there you go. And I have opinions about antioxidants. Yeah, exactly. I've got a lot of feelings about acai. Mm-hmm.

Well, what's the feeling that you're having? Do we want to introduce our celebrity guest? Our guest on the program. Thank you for correcting them from celebrity guest. Our guest on the program. Thank you. Our celebrity guest on the program. You know him.

Would you prefer, do you want celebrity in front of there? I'm confused. No. I just want guest. You're just kind of there? I'm confused. No. I just – You're just kind of a regular Joe. Okay. Okay. You know him from –

You won a contest. You're not here because of your credentials, but you sent us a self-addressed stamped envelope. A contest, Jordan. An online auction. An online auction. He won an online auction for a chance to appear on Jordan, Jesse, Go. And we're indulging him here. Sure.

You know him from Transparent, which he did get onto with his self-addressed stamped envelope. Sure. You know him from Wet Hot American Summer, which was a casting couch situation.

Mm-hmm. You know him from the recent film Dwayne the Rock Johnson. That's right. That's the name of it. It's called The Rock. And his swimming friends.

Yep. Sorry, his Sea-Doo friends. Sure, yeah. The Rock swims with friends. That's what it was called in Germany. Soon you'll know him from his upcoming YouTube Red television program, Do You Want to See a Dead Body? Mr. Rob Hubel.

Hello, and thank you for having me. What a joy to have Rob Hubel here. It's nice that, you know, because we do these contests a lot where, you know, fans get to be on the show. And it's nice that we finally got somebody in here with some good credentials because usually it's just like, I'm a graphic designer

and, you know, I listen to the show while I work. How many contest winners come up here? It's mostly contest winners or people that bid at an auction? There's a certain number of people who win contests. There's a certain number of people who bid on auctions. There's a certain number of people who we tell have won – tell them that they've won a contest or an auction for a cruise or something like that. That's right.

auction for a cruise or something like that. That's right. And then we usually, not always, usually murder them, chop their body up and put it into the incinerator. After the show, of course, after we've recorded. After you've recorded the podcast. Yeah. Well, if we didn't record the podcast, what would we have to beat off to later? Yeah.

We'll have to lure in more victims. Right. I see. So the podcast is basically a trap for – to allow you guys to continue your murder spree. Have you ever read the book Murder in the White City? It's about a man who establishes a sort of amateur abattoir in his home during the Chicago exposition of 1890, whatever. Oh, my God. And he murdered several dozen tourists.

Oh. At a time when, you know, you wouldn't really – they wouldn't really know you were missing because you were visiting from far away. Yeah. He'd lure them into the home. He would murder them, put them down the old meat chute and take care of that. It is good that houses back then had a meat chute. Yeah. That is convenient.

But that was because it was a different time. There were servants. There was a whole lifestyle. I actually wrote a rom-com set in that area, and we had a meat chute, meat cute. You had a meat chute, meat cute? Yeah. Wow. I hope that was the name of the show.

Was that the name of the show? Yeah. We have our lead. We have our lead. He's been stuffed down the meat? Yeah. Wow. I hope that was the name of the show. Was that the name of the show? Yeah. We have our lead. We have our lead. He's been stuffed down the meat shoot by – and we're still in the pitch process with this, by the way. So no one steal my idea. So don't steal this. Don't steal this.

I've mailed this to myself. Okay, great. Thank you. Thank God. We have our lead, maybe like an Adam Scott type. Right. He's in the – Why would you say that?

With me sitting here, you would throw Adam's name around when you're looking at me. Well, you have to play the jerk that the woman is engaged to. It doesn't have to be an Adam Scott type, Rob. Okay. Could be Mark Duplass. Sure. Yep. Or another Duplass.

That's right. We'll take any Duplass. Any Duplass. Any Duplass. Corky Duplass. Corky Duplass. Corky Duplass. Corky is great. Corky is good now.

Corky is very grounded. He's great at everything. Relatable. Corky Duplass. People are right now Googling Corky Duplass. Beppo Duplass. Beppo. So, you know, we've got our, you know, relatable, a little nerdy, but like sweet.

Yeah. He's in the meat. He's in the meat shoot. Gets stuck halfway. He's alive. meat chute. Gets stuck halfway. He's alive. He's alive, yeah. He will be, you know, he's headed to the whirling blades. Yeah.

He's rotating blades at the bottom of the chute. So gravity feeds the chute. Of course. But occasionally if the chute isn't greased properly, we do try and grease up the chute. Somebody will get stuck in there. Just if they're wearing tennis shoes or something, any kind of rubber. We usually ask people to take off their shoes at the door. Before we murder them. Yeah.

And the killer gets a phone call. Right. Killer's kind of, you know, I'd say like a Vin Diesel type. Right. Yeah. I was kind of picturing like – I don't know. I'm sitting here. I'm looking at Rob.

I'm thinking maybe like a Paul Scheer type. Yeah. He's good in everything. He's good in everything. Because I'm sitting right here and just really being passed over for a lot of parts. Yeah, Paul Scheer. So Killer goes off to answer this phone call, forgets to check the blades, assumes our hero has been chopped up. Of course.

He jacks off anyway. Should we have a blade checking character? Yeah. Oh. Like a forgetful maintenance man? Because somebody attractive but a little, like a sort of like a, I'm looking at Rob here. I'm totally available. Yeah, I know who you mean. Craig Robinson. Yeah, like a sort of like a – I'm looking at Rob here. I'm totally available. Yeah, I know who you mean.

Craig Robinson. Yeah, like a Craig Robinson. Damn. I mean, you know, Adam and Craig are actually doing a sitcom together this fall on NBC. So I know for a fact that they're not available. We'll work with their schedule, though. We just want them so bad to the point where no one else – It's just that I'm here.

Yeah, I would love to get there. If there was somebody if we had an alternate idea I mean that's the thing if we had alternate casting ideas that would be great yeah

but well can I read for the part like I mean I'm here I don't mind auditioning you know some some actors don't want to audition

I'm here to audition straight to offer I know how that goes right now it's sealed Jordan's putting it in an envelope and mailed it to himself. So I don't want you going off and writing a similar meet, shoot, meet, cute.

Or messing things up with the Writer's Guild. Yeah. Oh, boy. Lord knows you don't want to get on their bad side. So, you know. So the guy gets a phone call. Guy gets a phone call, goes off, assumes our lead has been chopped up, jacks off. But why do you say that so casually?

Yeah. That he jacks off. Like he does that every day? Well, he chops the people up so he can jack off to it. He needs that. So just to clarify, this is a network pitch because it seems a little edgy. It's a little edgy to me. No, this is a movie that kind of starts with a small rollout.

Oh, it's a movie. LA, New York. And then we go wide with it if people respond. Yeah, we're thinking of Oscar season release. Wow. All right. Sort of a prestige picture. We're talking to the Weinsteins.

Yeah. Well, great. Jerry Weinstein. Oh, Jerry. Jerry, yeah. Pepo Weinstein. Oh, Jerry. Jerry, yeah. Pepo Weinstein. Corky. Yeah, he made some money selling used Lincolns.

And I think he might like to get into the movie business. Well, what do you want to make of Prestige? So next day, somebody killer ropes his next victim. Right. Shoves her in there. We should explain, by the way, with the roping, because you left this out,

and it might be confusing to Rob. Sort of a cowboy killer. Cowboy killer. Go ahead. He doesn't kill cowboys. No, I got it. He has some rodeo skills. Yeah, he uses, yeah, of course.

Shoves the next victim in the chute. And it's a woman. It's a Lizzie Kaplan type. Sort of a Lizzie Kaplan. Because I'm sitting right here. Yeah, I know. But she's, you know, we kind of need somebody like, you know, rough around the edges. And you know, Lizzie's currently on a Showtime show called Masters of Sex.

So we know that she's not available. Yeah, and again, we're working with her schedule on this. We're maybe like shooting it in the same place. We're green screening her in. It's just that I'm here. I'm right here. We'll just go to a lot of weird lengths to get her rather than cast someone else. We'll really inconvenience ourselves.

Yeah. So she gets thrown down the meat chute. But does she get stuck also? She also, because our hero's down there and he's eating raw bits of human flesh to stay alive. As necessary. Again, this is a prestige picture. I want to be

clear. It's not so much edgy as it is aspirational. Yeah. And it has a really – wait until you get to the message. Okay. Because it's a message. I hope there's a strong message. So they get stuck. Yeah.

And they couldn't be more different. No, of course not. He's a dog person. She's a cat person. Oh, boy. He's chocolate. She's peanut butter. Right. Of course. He's a dog person. She's a cat person. Oh, boy. He's chocolate. She's peanut butter. Oh.

So they're like totally different. Yeah. He's eating bits of human flesh that's clinging to the wall. She's eating some Tic Tacs that she had in her pocket. Oh. Just night and day. Right. But here's the thing, Rob.

Yeah. This is something that is one of the messages of the movie. I mentioned this message film. Peter and chocolate, they turn out to go together really well. Is that true? Because I don't even – I've never heard that. I think you can give that a try. I've got a cup you should try.

Jesus. Just remind me after we get out here to give you a bite of a specific cup. I've never even heard about that. So you're saying peanut butter and chocolate? I've got a cup you should try as well. But I've got to go grab my softball bag. I'm not going to try on that cup. No, man.

I don't want to. So, you know, they get stuck. You know, they hate each other at first. They grow, you know, they kind of grow closer. We've got a B-plot with Craig Robinson and, you know, maybe like an Isla Fisher type. Oh, that would be wonderful. And Craig's the guy that shoves the people down the – He's the assistant of the guy.

Oh, he's the maintenance guy that's cleaning the blades. Yeah, to the murderer who is either – I think we've established he's either Vin Diesel or Paul Scheer. Anyone bald, really. So Corddry or – Corddry would work. Because he's on – I can tell you Corddry's on ballers. I'd love to see – I mean, again, we'll just accommodate him.

I'd love to see Corddry in any of these parts, frankly. I'd love to see what Corddry could do with the Lizzie Kaplan part if we need to mix up the green screening a little bit. We could CGI Kaplan onto Corddry. So Corddry would do the initial acting and he would do the mocap so we would essentially digitally replace his face with lizzie's face and his physique so we would create a sort of digital lizzie caplan yeah um everything from her the shape of her body to the shape of her face uh the tone the qualities tone and qualities of her voice yeah uh her particular brand of alternative rock distance so emotional distance cordry would be

sort of like an andy circus uh type situation where he comes in and does all of the uh the the mocap as you said right and we do the same And we do the same thing for Shearer's character. Each character is sort of embodied by Rob Corddry, digitally created by our computer whizzes, and then embodied by Rob Corddry. Man, this is an expensive movie. But there's literally no other way to do it. Yeah, I mean, we have to get these actors. Because of the schedules? Yeah, yeah. I mean, I guess we could cast someone else, but that's not really an option.

It seems unreasonable. It would have to be somebody that was available, talented. Yeah, so that's sort of where we're at with that. So they meet cute in the meet-up. So they start to get along. Yeah, they start to get along. We got a B-plot with Craig Robinson and Isla Fisher, also digitally created, you know, depending on their schedules. And at the end, they get together and we learn that global warming is real.

Yeah. Oh, that's the message. Yeah. The whole thing is a pro. It's a sort of allegory. I see. It's like a save the planet type thing. Yeah.

Al Gore is producing. Wow. That's that message. Oh, I didn't even know about that. Yeah. Yeah. George Soros is behind it. Wow. He kind of wants that message. Oh, I didn't even know about that. Yeah, yeah. George Soros is behind it. Wow.

He also, we're paying a lot of protesters to just travel around. Great, great, great, great. That seems like a great, what could go wrong? Basically nothing. Yeah. Well, good luck with the movie, guys. Thank you so much. And we're excited about your new TV show, too.

Yeah, we'd love for you to come see it at some point. We're going to open in LA and New York, so you can probably see it at the Arclight or something. Is there going to be a premiere? Could I come to the party? God, it's just so packed right now. It's so packed. So the guest list is just like – I don't know.

Do you have a publicist? I do, yeah. You could have your publicist reach out to our people. I'll give you a fake phone number for them. But it's just that I'm here right now, so we could go ahead and set it up. I could just give you my email and my phone number, then i could just find out yes or no okay i mean we could take if you want we could take your email and phone number then we could transpose one letter or digit from each give it to our publicist so and ask her to reach out to you directly okay yeah all right um that sounds

like just like take an eight and switch it with an E in each one. Yeah, that sounds like a good plan. So let's say your phone number is 323-555-1212. Which I want to be clear to the listeners, that is not my phone number. I know. I picked a real sounding phone number for Verisimilitude. Did you know that I think things are changing in the movie and TV world where you no longer have to use 555? 5555?

Really? Is that true? Because one of the producers of Wet Hot was telling me like, oh, yeah, we saw some thing on some other Netflix show where they used a real phone number. And we were like, can we do that? And so there was like a whole big thing. Wow. Hey, Rob. Yeah.

You just got the part. What? This was an audition. This was? This was the audition. This whole thing was an audition. We wanted to see how bad you wanted it. Oh, my God. Wait.

What did I say just now? I was talking about the fun of it. That was it. We want people to bring interesting facts on set. That little factoid about movies got me. And to be clear, which part did I get? Rob, what's important about doing this, you're going to be putting the ping pong balls, little ping pong balls. On the mocap suits?

Onto Rob Corddry. No, directly onto his body. Wait, but that's not an on-camera part. No, you'll be on the motion capture. Yeah, you'll be in like the DVD extras. But the way you presented that was like, oh, you said you got the parts. I was thinking like the lead. This is really good for you, Rob, because it's actually relative to the lead.

It's very affordable. So it's only like 50 bucks. Wait, I have to pay to be on the movie? Yeah. But we're going to like. This is a real motion picture, Rob. We've got George Soros on board here. If Al Gore, it's the Al Gore.

This is not like Al. It's actually. It's not a different spelling. Beppo Al Gore. Alice's nickname. It's Alice Gore. We call her Al. She says you can call me Al.

Can I be clear? It's Paul Simon, but he said we could call him Al. That's a song. He just has a song. He told us that we could call him Al. How are we doing on the internet now? Now how are the ratings? A more, yeah, so I guess this is we're live streaming this show.

Yeah, just experimentally. It's a new, you know, see, and I think that, I think what has happened is that people had started watching the show with this in one window and pornography in the other.

Right. And I think what has happened is they have not closed the pornography window, but they have muted the pornography to where this is the soundtrack. Right.

And everybody's blasting super hard. Yeah. Oh, how they're blasting. Pa-pow! Boom! Sploosh! Do you think that people watch pornography?

You think people that watch pornography watch it for as long as we've been talking for, like? Yeah, it looks like 18 minutes, 18 minutes, 30 seconds. So you think people watch pornography that long? Yeah. Sting does. It's just a gorgeous, like a geyser yeah splish yeah i think our yeah i think our listeners and we've done a lot of online surveys right um are big into like tantric means we've completed a lot of online surveys yeah i'm trying to make money at home i'm trying to make money who should who should be the jets quarterback uh yeah and i think

our our audience we've learned is really into a lot of things they're they're big gamers right they love pop culture popular culture uh they like they so they like music movies music movies video games novels posters of movies they're total nerds. Hogs. Greeting cards. Total geeks. Just super, like, total geeks. Out and proud. But not like that. Not like, you know, not like a sort of nerd you would be embarrassed to introduce to your friends. No, not like a poindexter. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Not a, I, let's be honest. I hate nerds. They're not socially. I'm talking about geeks. We were, I was a geek in high school, okay? Yeah, yeah, yeaheks I was a geek in high school okay I was a geek in high school Star Wars Fast cars

Here's a picture of me wearing glasses okay That's a great picture Yeah thank you But yeah I think something they're also into is tantric sex and edging They're really into edging What is edging? Edging is like when you lick the tip of someone's dick or what what is that i think it's either it's it's either it's either stopping before you come

or that's edging or dragging a razor along your skin it's one of the two yeah oh that's not what i thought it was what did you think it was yeah Yeah. I'm not – I actually am not clear. Which is crazy because I can't speak for you guys, but dragging a razor along my skin makes me cum. Sure. So that has the opposite effect. Yeah. I haven't even done that.

It's the last thing I want. Is that why you wear – I actually do want someone to Google it for us. Is that why you wear – Edging is where you go to the edge of orgasm but do not allow yourself to orgasm. I don't think that's what it is. I don't think that's what it is. Danny just... Oh, it's when you make love to the guitarist from U2.

Got it. Oh. Got it. That would be the edging. The edging. Sorry, what did I say? I said edging. Jesse, your necklace is a razor blade. That's true. And is that to make you come whenever you want? Because you were just saying that you can come when you is a razor blade. That's true. And is that to make you cum, like, whenever you want? Because you were just saying that you can cum when you drag a razor blade across your skin.

Right, yeah. Well, I mean, you sounded surprised about the idea of cumming once a day. Yeah. Well, I have a baby, so I don't do all that stuff. Really? So you've wrapped it up. I had sex one time in my life, and I'm paying the price for it. Was it dope though?

It was okay. I was great. I will say I was great. Yeah. Credit where credit is due. Thank you. My wife was just kind of laying there, to be honest. I mean, I think I've flipped her around a couple of times.

That's nice of you. Yeah. I just figured, you know, mix it up. Yeah. You got to mix it up. You got, mix it up. Yeah, you gotta mix it up. You gotta mix it up. You gotta. But then, you know, so that was my first time, lost my virginity, got pregnant, now we have

a baby, and now I'm just too tired for intercourse. If you guys- Oh my God, Jordan, you're not a parent. It's true. Wait a second. Can I give you a little bit of- No. I don't know if I can even relate to you.

I'm sorry. Jordan, let me give you a little insight. You know what? I'm a proud cat you. I'm sorry. Jordan, let me give you a little insight. You know what? I'm a proud cat parrot. There you go. Do you think? I think I know a little bit what you guys are going through. It's exactly the same.

Sleepless nights. It's exactly the same. Rigorous feeding schedule. Sure. Ruined couch. Sure. Changing diapers. Changing diapers.

Brain virus from the poop. Poop brain virus. Brain worms. Yeah. Yeah. And sleepingies. Brain virus from the poop. Poop brain virus. Brain worms. Yeah. Yeah. And sleeping in a sunbeam. Right. Jesse, I don't know how you have three kids.

Well. My friend Paul, I mean, I know sexually how you had sex more than me. Sure. But my friend Paul Scheer, name drop, has two kids. With his wife June Diane Raphael? Name drop. We're all name dropping and uh I am that just seems intimidating of course I have a new baby so that that I'm still like figuring out

you know how to do it there's a sort of surrender that you go through and I wouldn't say it's so much happens with the first kid with the first first kid, you're like – you feel like you have control over the situation still. Like you – like sure, there's all these crazy things you have to do. But you still feel like a sense of agency, like a – generally speaking. Because you can drive and they can't? Yeah. And, of course, you work for the agency, Central Intelligence Agency. They can't know about that.

But I think – Ask daddy where he gets his money. As time goes on and as you accumulate children, you surrender your sense of self and self-determination to the point where you don't care what's going on around you anymore. You don't even notice's going on around you anymore. Yeah. You don't even notice it as it's happening. You just kind of let it flow through you. Yeah. And it's the same with cats, Jordan?

Oh, I mean, that and more. Yeah. It is just a like, this is, I'm a different person now. Yeah. This is who I am. And you just let it all flow through you and take it one day at a time. Yeah. But you got to make a little bit of time to play Batman Arkham Asylum.

I mean, you gotta. That's that's what I do to check in with myself. I say I'm going to take a little bit of time. Some me time. To play Batman Arkham Asylum and enjoy some truly moving cut scenes. Emotion emotionally powerful. So, Rob, after having the first child. Yes.

And. And to be clear, I didn't have it. My wife. Your wife did. Carried it. That was nice. I guess technically. That was nice of you.

At first, I carried it. Mm-hmm. You know, if you know what I mean. Sure. In your. In my. Meep, meep. Well.

Meep, meep. You can say testicles. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. in your... In my... Well, you can say testicles. So I carried her... You can call me... Balls. So yeah, I carried her

for a little while and then I passed her over to my wife for my wife to carry. You do that on Passover? I did it on Passover. I passed her over to my wife for my wife to carry. Did you do that on Passover? I did it on Passover. I passed her over.

And so my wife carried her. And was that your question? How did... Yeah. Where did it come from? Yeah. I was kind of asking in a roundabout kind of way,

but I always wanted to know. Jordan could picture the Seder, but he didn't know exactly what was going on. I knew there was a bitter herb involved. Yeah. That's right. That's what my wife calls my penis um so yeah so she carried the baby and then

so the mommy carries the baby inside of her tum tum tum tum sure i figured for a while and then the baby comes out of her mommy's butthole and the baby comes out and then you carry the baby around yeah and uh and then yeah and then you don't have sex after that have you touched your baby i do i do yeah i touch her all the time i hug her what do you think of that oh i mean you know i i we try to limit our touching of the baby right just as an experiment we're trying to do there's a very famous study that they did with um baby monkeys yes where they took a um a soft plush monkey that had no milk and then they put a hard uh wire monkey but that monkey had milk in her teats and the babies um all starved to death the baby monkeys because they would go to the soft monkeys. So that told them that touch and comfort is very important, more so than milk.

So we're trying to replicate that study. So you have a wire version of a chicken wire version of yourself. My wife wears a chicken wire suit around her body a lot of the day. It sounds hot. She's got the bod for it. Sorry, I don't mean to objectify your wife like that. What the fuck did you just say, man? And I guess I'm not clear on who your wife is, but I mean, she's got the bod for it.

You don't even know? She's got a rap. I have not met your wife, Rob. Yeah. Or seen a picture of her or anything. Neither of you will meet my wife on this podcast. Well, I mean, keep me away from her. Your wife has a banging bod. Yeah.

Guys, I don't know where all this bod talk is coming. It's beach season, baby! Is my wife texting? I'm wearing a teeny weeny bikini right now! It's beach season, baby! Yeah. But yes, I do touch my baby.

Sorry, I don't mean to use your lines from the movie The Rock and Friends. The Rock swims with friends. That was one of my scenes that people really responded to. It was the one where I said, it's beach season, baby. You looked right down the barrel of the camera, too. I looked right down the barrel, yeah. And then they zoomed in.

But yes, I love to touch my baby. I love to sniff her head. Head sniffing is one of the great joys of touch my baby. I love to sniff her head. Head sniffing is one of the great joys of having a baby. I love to kiss her neck. I put her feet in my mouth. I love putting baby feet in my mouth. I also love that. Yep.

And it's great. I tell her that I'm going to eat her a lot. Oh, me too. You tell my baby that? Yeah. Please stop coming over to my house. You're asleep when I do it. It's no big deal. You tell my baby that? Yeah. Please stop coming over to my house. You're asleep when I do it. It's no big deal.

You're not invited in my home. You're sleeping. I do it quiet enough so you don't wake up. So when I'm asleep, you creep into my house and tell my baby that you're going to eat her. Yeah, but you're asleep. It doesn't even wake you up. I've never even seen your wife. All right.

Well, you seem to know that my wife has a banging bod. Both of you guys. Yeah, we know that. Yeah. All right. Well, you seem to know that my wife has a banging bod. Both of you guys. Yeah, we know that. Yeah. It's common knowledge, bro. When you're married to Hubel. Yeah. You gotta have a banging bod.

You know, actually, guys, this is funny. This kind of leads into something. I call my wife, sorry to interrupt you. No, no, please. I call my wife my current wife. Do you do that? She does not like that, but I like to do that joke. I'll introduce her at parties, like, this is my current wife.

Well, that's because in the sea of life, the current brought you together. That's right. That's a really good point. That's how I mean it. Like an owl till bloom. What were you going to say, George? I was going to say this is kind of what I was upset about at the top of the show. At the very beginning.

What was all that about? Boy, well, I'm going to double back and talk about it, man. I don't know exactly when this episode is coming out i know we're kind of staggering our recording schedule because of you know um some live shows and whatnot right but we're taping this the day after the big eclipse right so there was a big for folks who didn't hear about yeah and there's probably millions and millions of people who don't know why it got dark. Yeah. We should explain. Sure. The earth is a sort of big, if you imagine like a giant piece of cardboard.

Yeah. It's a big flat. It's mostly covered in water. Yeah. It's a big flat piece of cardboard. There are mountains in various places, and at the edges, the water falls off. And along with that, a lot of Spanish galleons. Bad people.

Some bad people fall off. Yeah. Liars. Early prop airplanes. Like from the teens and 20s. They sort of fall off the edge of mountains. Anyway, when God gets mad at us, he takes away the sun. Just to prove how mighty he is.

So this happened last night. Hashtag science rules. Yeah. Love science. I'm such a nerd for science. I'm a geek for science. Cool, man. We can hang.

Cool. Just don't invite any four eyes. Yeah. No poindexters allowed. Sorry. Geeks and nerds only. Gotcha. Gotcha.

And I had eclipse fever. Yesterday. I had it as bad as anybody. But were you here in Los Angeles? I was, yeah. So it wasn't that dramatic here. It was not. Yeah.

But I was feeling the vibes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know? You were chewing eclipse gum. You'd buy yourself a Mitsubishi eclipse. Absolutely. Anything that had the word eclipse on it, I was buying it. Whether I could afford it or not.

Did you consider driving into the path of totality? You know what? I thought about it, and here's why. To jerk off. Kind of. You're close, Rob. I wanted to father an eclipse, baby. Right.

Because as we all all know everybody knows this that the time during the eclipse is the time when the fabric between realities is its most tenuous that's right and that bringing a conceiving a baby during the eclipse and I'm and Rob I'm I'm you know I'm jealous because I would also like to lose my virginity and yeah you know as far as i know there's not another way other than to conceive a child um so i was really looking to have an eclipse baby and you want to just sort of blast this baby between the stretched threads of the seams of our reality yeah sure and what kind of baby does that produce does the baby have different properties or qualities? You know, and it's interesting

because I'm an eclipse baby. I'm not that well-read on eclipse babies. I actually don't. And I'm no scientist myself. I'm just a nerd for the stuff. I just love it. Neil deGrasse Tyson. I love fractals. Neil deGrasse Tyson. Have you ever heard of Bill Nye? Bill Nye.

Oh, Yas Queen. Bill Nye. Oh, yes, queen, Bill Nye. Yep, yep, yep. So, yeah, I mean, that's me. And I just assumed that, you know, during the eclipse, if I finally, you know, if this happens for me, you know, this baby will either be, you know, kind of a chosen one or one who will unmake reality. Are you talking about like a Keanu Reeves type? Ideally, yeah. Yeah. That would be great.

God, those cheekbones. Yeah. Talk about a banging bot. Gotta. Yeah. Yeah. It's beach season, baby. Yeah, it's beach season, baby.

I actually saw Keanu Reeves about two weeks ago on the street and almost lost my shit. I was like, whoa! I knew that I had heard that John Wick 2 didn't do as well as John Wick 1, but I wouldn't expect you to find him living on the street. He's not living on the street. Get ready for this. I think his motorcycle had broken down. And he was over on the side of the road near this building where I was doing some editing work, name dropping. Where the fuck was Jay Leno?

And what do you mean? He didn't have enough coal to power his train car to get over to help Keanu. Yeah, isn't that what Jay Leno does these days? He just sort of helps motorists. Yeah, isn't that what Jay Leno does these days? He just sort of helps motorists. Yeah, you're right. But so Keanu, at first I just thought, oh, there's a guy on the sidewalk with his motorcycle looking at his phone. He must be

lost or something. He was like trying to figure out where he was going or Googling how do I fix a motorcycle? I couldn't tell. But I was like, oh, that guy looks a lot like Keanu Reeves. And me and some of my friends always joke about, you know, how we're such fans of John Wick, blah, blah, blah. I was like, oh, that guy looks a lot like Keanu Reeves. And me and some of my friends always joke about how we're such fans of John Wick, blah, blah, blah. I was like, I got to take a picture of this guy. And then I realized, oh, shit, that is Keanu Reeves.

And so then I was just a weird dude in my car taking paparazzi photos of Keanu Reeves with a broken down motorcycle and beating off. I was beating off. Did you get any pictures of that? Of me beating off? Yeah. I got to look at beating off. I was beating off. Did you get any pictures of that? Of me beating off? Yeah. I got to look at my phone. I'm not sure. Not on purpose.

I didn't. Right. But you know, your little dog's going to get in the frame. Excuse me? A little dog's going to get in the frame. A little dog? A little dog. I'm sorry.

I should have nunciated. I've never heard that expression about- That's what I call it when I'm- You never- When you're taking a picture of your dick while you're beating off. I've never heard that expression about – That's what I call it when I'm – When you're taking a picture of your dick while you're beating off. I've never heard the expression. Did you ever read the book or listen to the audio book? A lot of people like 10, 15 years ago, people loved listening to the audio book.

A little dog gets in the frame. I never heard it. I will Google it. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's interesting. Did you were did you at all consider that your picture of broken down Keanu could be a meme because sad Keanu? Yeah. Was blowing up all our feet. I did think about that. I did think about that. And then I thought I wasn't sure that I wanted to be the guy to put out pictures of Keanu on his motorcycle.

You know, I've also heard that he's a super guy like i've also heard that yeah people that i've uh because we were looking to get him for something and someone said um oh he's actually like super cool like he's like a really cool guy so um i didn't want to like fuck up that if we were going to try to get him for this thing and then you have any karate related concerns at the time? Did I have any? Yeah. I was – well, one thing I've always wanted to ask – I mean I didn't want to bother him. But I did want to ask how they did this stuff, how they slowed down the bullets in The Matrix when he's bending over backwards like that.

Because it just seems like – You know who did that? Does that hurt your back? That's an Eclipse baby. Oh. An Eclipse baby was editing the movie. Oh. So they can do that.

Rob, you have a new show on YouTube, right? Can I give you some advice? Yes, sir. It's something that I learned from the allegory of the bullets. Yeah. From Matrix 1. Slow and steady wins the race. Sure.

I don't know. Sometimes you guys throw out advice that I don't – I'm not sure how it applies directly to my life or to what I'm doing in my life. I guess I don't get how slow and steady wins the race applies to YouTube Red or to my TV show. But I mean I certainly – look, man, I appreciate advice in general, and I'm happy to take it. I just didn't get why that applies. Let me put it this way. Yeah. I can't give you the answers.

I can only give you the questions. Yeah, a lot of this stuff is just kind of going over my head. Eating ain't cheating. Fuck, man. Some more advice. Just pray on that. Pray on it? Yeah.

Give it to the Lord. Yeah. See what comes shooting back. Take that to the Lord? Yes. Eating ain't cheating. Yeah. And just see what I get back.

Sure. Yeah. Do you do evening prayers? Yeah, sometimes. It's a great opportunity for contemplation and reflection. So I'll dwell on eating ain't cheating. Dwell is kind of negative, don't you think?

Just turn it over in your mouth. Enjoy it like a sorbet. Save your mouth. Like a sorbet, though. Sure. Is that true legally? Because I have never asked my wife that. But I am curious.

Are you concerned it's already eaten? Yeah, legally is eating cheating? Rob, I'm not a lawyer. Eaten Yeah. Legally, is eating cheating? Rob, I'm not a lawyer. Eating cheating. And I'm not your lawyer. So to be clear, you're not a lawyer. You're not a doctor. No.

Is that true? I'm a lawyer and he's a doctor. Oh, I see. Yeah. And we both eat a shit ton of acai berry. Oh. As long as we're clarifying. Yeah.

For the antioxidant purposes. The point here is, of course, eating isn't cheating, Rob. That's why they, what do they say? They say it's not. What's the saying? Eating is cheating? No, it's ain't. You're right.

When you break it down like that, when you actually look at all three words, eaten, ain't, cheating, then you're right. If it wasn't true, Maya Angelou never would have said it. That's right. That was an amazing... I feel like inaugural addresses have gone so far down. That was a short one.

That was a very short inaugural address. Hers was so powerful. Yeah. Okay, let's take a break. That would be great. We'll be back in just a our pals over at Mack Weldon. M-dubs! That's what I call them. It's a bad nickname, admittedly, but I use it enthusiastically.

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Thanks. I knew that you had been semi-pro. You had been... I just went pro. You had been training for the team down at the... It's Cesar Millan's dog camp. Right. Dog torture camp. Right. Dog torture camp. Right.

Oh, God, I didn't know there was that. Sorry, initially I thought. I'm a fan of the show. I guess I didn't. No, they don't torture dogs. I had heard you say dog trainer. Now I think I'm hearing you say dog torture. No, no, no.

What they mean is that dog training is like torture for the trainer. Gotcha. It's hard work. It's torturous. But you got to love it. They should – It's like those workouts called like Insanity. That's right.

Or yeah, they should probably rebrand it because – Yeah, it's confusing. Cesar Millan's dog torture. Dog torture it sounds like. It sounds like it would be bad. You're putting dogs through some sort of pain. That's right. And that's not what it is.

Can I say something? That's not what it is. I hate those workouts. Insanity? I did a boot camp workout. Have you heard of those? Yeah. Yeah.

How was that? It was okay in the beginning. I did. Did you do it by yourself? I was very healthy, but I missed. No, there was a bunch of other dudes there. Number one, I missed my family. Well, to be clear, girls can do it too. You said that in a very weird way. There's a bunch of other dudes there. Number one, I miss my family. To be clear, girls can do it too.

You said that in a very weird way. There were some other dudes. And I think single mothers can do it. And I think people who don't identify with either gender can do it. And I think old people can do it. I think so too. Old people can't do it. They're not qualified.

Spirits can do it. I think spirits can do it. In my, they call them barracks. In my barracks, it was only dudes. But there were women's barracks. What the fuck? Where was your booty? I ended up two years.

So what they don't tell you is how long you're signing up. Two years in Korea. Gosh. Did you get college credit, though? No, I did not get college credit. You got in great shape. You got in great shape. Although, I got some help buying a house afterward.

That's nice. So I appreciate that. But it was a brutal – I mean when they say it's a tough workout. Yeah. They're not kidding. There were people literally shooting at me trying to kill me once I got over to Korea. Could you flip the big tire though? Cool.

That's great. You know what I do? Excuse me, Rob. I'm not done. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Where do you guys do live shows, by the way? And I'm not asking you to plug them right now. No, sure. You can tell me online.

You can write it on a piece of paper and just show it to me. I am just curious for my own curiosity. Well, we're headed to London, England. Is that true? That is true. Where we're going to be at King's Place. And we just did a show here in Los Angeles at the Angel City Brewery. Where was I?

There's a variety of interesting things in the arts district. No, where was I? Where were you? Was my phone busy? Was my phone broken? Oh, I called. We were looking for like a Paul Scheer.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We ended up getting like an Elliot Kalin type, sort of a Mike Eagle-ish guy. We did a show on a battleship once. What? Yeah, there's a battleship in Long Beach, and a guy emailed us. The Queen Mary? Just so you know, no, that's not a battleship.

That is a ship. But you know the Queen Mary can fuck shit up, though. Am I right? It could. Because she's a strong female battleship. That's true. Who can do anything a male battleship can do. Good point.

She is haunted also. I've heard that. But what battleship were you on in Long Beach? The USS something or other. It's right there in the port of Long Beach. God bless them. There's a submarine down there too. Yeah.

Oh, I'd love to Alex Ferny on that submarine. They're good at everything. Was it a submarine workplace comedy of some kind? No, it was actually an outer space workplace comedy. And the submarine just happened to be a great spaceship for real. It was like, oh, you know what looks like a spaceship? This submarine. Did you like being on it you know what looks like a spaceship? This submarine. Did you like being on it?

Was it claustrophobic at all? I think you mispronounced that word, but... You know, claustrophobic. Yeah, that's when you're afraid of Santy Claus. Yeah. I'm from Boston. We say claustrophobic. I was not claustrophobic, but I could see how that would happen to people for sure.

You're good with small spaces. On submarines, what they don't tell you is that it's very easy to bang your head on things a lot. So that happens a lot. But this show did not get picked up. It was for the FX channel. It was several years ago, but it was fun. FX for listeners who aren't in the business. It's a Federal Express channel.

That's right. Federal Express. They're doing original content now. Yeah. I love content. But so you guys run a real battleship. We run a real battleship podcasting. That was a podcast related to the military or...

Dana Gould talked a little bit about going on a Disney cruise. But in general, you rented out a giant battleship like an aircraft carrier. I guess we didn't rent it. We were asked to. We were invited to come. We were offered it. I see. They knew that a lot of our boys

in uniform. Was it like Fleet Week? Was it like a bunch of sailors? There were a bunch of lonely sailors who we entertained. Yeah, we entertained a few sailors. With our comedy and our mouth. Did the little dog get in the frame? The little dog got in the frame, baby.

Cheating, baby. Yeah, we just got invited to do this show. A guy emailed us. He said, hey. But he emailed us about something else. I don't remember what it was. Something else. And he wrote, like, hey, P.S., I work on this battleship.

If you ever want to, like, come or do something. And I was like, when you say do something, like, could we do our show on a battleship? Yeah. And he was like, I guess so. And we were like, well, then it's settled. How are the acoustics? Terrible. Yeah.

It sounded like shit. Yeah. Not a comfortable place to sit, particularly. No. No stage. But the whole time, you to sit particularly. No. No stage. But the whole time you're like, get a load of this.

I'm doing my dumb podcast on the battleship. Well, just as a suggestion as a total outsider and I don't have a podcast and I don't know what I'm talking about, but couldn't we right now

just say that we were on a battleship? Have you heard Paul Scheer's podcast? I have, yeah. It is a lot of fun. I love Paul Scheer. Somebody should put him

in a movie. I'm not here to plug Paul Scheer or... June Diane Riffio is on that podcast as well. That's right. She's great too. Again, I'm not here

to plug other people's podcasts or other actors in general. Okay. So you're saying... It's a fun show. What you're proposing, Rob. We could say right now. We could add a little excitement to this.

If we started this show. Right. I mean, now it's too late because they know that we're stuck in this weirdo closet where we're not allowed to fart and stuff like that. Right. But had we started. Hey, Rob. Everybody gets one fart. Make it count.

Make it count we started the show and said hey we're coming to you live from the USS something or other the name of it was people would have perked up they would not have known the difference because this is an audio format

they would be listening for the telltale ping of the sonar machine that's true that's the one the mournale ping of the sonar machine. That's true. You mean pong? That's the one. Yeah. Well, that was a pong, but yeah. The mournful call of the seagull.

Yeah. That's a tip off. Caw, caw, caw, caw. All hands on deck. So that was, you heard in order. The planes take off? In order, Rob, you heard. So there you heard.

Highway to the danger zone. We don't have the rights to that song. You can call me. So, Rob, I mean, we've done, listen, we're reaching the home stretch of the show. We've done some good work here today. That's true. Meet, shoot, thing. Rob told us that you don't have to use 555 for fake telephone numbers anymore.

That's why I got the part. Got him the part. We've plugged a lot of other great actors. We learned how I achieve orgasm. We learned how Jesse blasts. We learned about Eclipse babies. Eclipse babies. But we could say, fuck it.

Throw that all in the dumpster. Call it a mulligan. Restart the show with some of the telltale. Highway to the danger zone. Somebody gave each other a high five. Octopus. Foghorn. Octopus.

Hi, everybody. I'm a sea turtle. Glug, glug, baby. Glug, glug. You know, I like it. Beach season, baby. Whoa. It's your famous catchphrase.

Yeah. When you were making the beach movie with The Rock, did you get a nice tan? How often were you shirtless? I didn't see the film. I didn't see the film either, to be honest. I hope that Dwayne The Rock Johnson isn't listening to this podcast. I was just very busy when it came out. He's a big fan. I plan on watching the movie, DJ. I call him DJ.

As soon as I get a chance. I've just been busy working on other stuff. Sure. Did I get very tan? I didn't get very tan. And it's not because of the eclipse. I do have a good excuse today that I'm not tan today because of the eclipse yesterday. But when we were doing the Baywatch movie.

There wasn't an eclipse at the time. There was not an eclipse, but I was in a suit. I wear a business suit. Ah, yes. My character. You play a traveling salesman. I play a traveling lifeguard salesman. I sell lifeguards-

Right. Door to door. To various beaches. Right. Got it. I like that I'm here to plug retroactively a movie. It'll be out on- What are we going to- It'll be out on Blu-ray soon if it's not already. What are we supposed to plug?

Your new show that you created for YouTube Red? We don't have to. No, we don't have to. Your show that you are the creative force behind as well as the star in? Or should we focus on this movie that you were in the supporting cast of? You're right. That we saw the trailer of and you haven't seen. I did for the young girls listening.

I don't know how many young girls listen to your podcast like my niece's age. You'd be surprised. Probably a lot. But I did. We're big in the teeny bopper set. Yeah. Teeny boppers love us because we have a lot of Krenolin related content. What is that?

Krenolin? It's like underskirts that hold your skirt out. Wow. I didn't even know that was a term. Krenolins. Well, I was just going to say that I did get to work with Zac Efron also. Yes. Sure.

And I am friends with him. He is a great Bobby Soxer. He's got a great bod. Sure. You talk about beach bods. I've seen the bod. Yeah. Talk about a little dog getting into the frame.

Yeah, that dog will get into the frame. That dog will get into the frame. What does that guy do, crunches? I think he does jumping jacks. Yeah. Because you went to do a boot camp, right? Right. Because you mentioned that before, and you said that you got in pretty good shape for that.

But I don't think you got in as great a shape as Zac Efron because he's ripped. He's in amazing shape. Just totally shredded. And if you put baby oil on his abs, as I did, or sunscreen, because someone has to put sunscreen on him. Sure. Now, was that a scene in the movie, or was this between takes? I don't think they were filming that. Yeah. a part of a cam show uh sure there was a small cam like this one um that was filming uh but it was in zach's trailer and i was asked to to put

sunscreen on his abs okay so i did that but yeah he's in great shape. He's in really great shape. There's probably a DVD extra out there. Now, on your YouTube Red show. Yeah, it's called, it has a name. It's called Do You Want to See a Dead Body? Do You Want to See a Dead Body? Yeah. Did you get hot celebs on this show? We got pretty hot celebs.

Well, we got comedy. Was it based on avails? It's based on tech avails. It's based mostly on comedic choppery. I'm sure that YouTube Red wanted, you know. Like Jordan and Jesse from Jordan and Jesse. Jordan and Jesse from Jordan and Jesse Go. Just to bring in teeny boppers and bobby socksers.

Yeah, other hot podcasters. John Dickerson. John Dickerson. From Slate's Culture Gap Fest, and of course, Face the Nation. Bill Nye, they probably would have taken. I think they wanted, of course, they wanted Zac Efron and people like that. And I said, I don't know that we will get people like that, but I can give you all of our comedy superstar friends. So we shot with –

Gallagher. No. We shot with Adam Scott and your friend Adam Scott that you want to put in the movie. Adam, call me, baby. We've got a part for you. It's beach season, baby. We shot Do You Want to See a Dead Body with him. I took him to see a dead body.

I took Terry Crews to see another dead body. Do you believe Terry Crews? I do believe him. I took him to see a dead body. I took Terry Crews to see another dead body. Do you believe Terry Crews to be a real person? I have interviewed him two times on my program, my NPR program, Bullseye. Neither time was I convinced that he was

a real human man. That underneath he would be like a robot? I don't know what's inside of him. I will tell you some kind of very powerful machine though yeah i i will tell you that um i didn't know him before we shot with him but he was lovely and fucking hilarious like that guy brings the heat and and was we were shooting and it was really hot and we were in a car at one point he was sweating i was like terry i'm so sorry i know you don't even know

what this show is i promise you it's going to be funny and he was like rob he said uh i work the same way on every project and it all goes back to my time in the nfl because he was a football player and he said i leave it all on the field like no matter the nfl because he was a football player and he said i leave it all on the field like no matter what i'm doing i was like wow this guy is serious but he was just so funny and so hilarious uh and cool about it because you know he didn't know what our fucking show was um but he's super funny in it uh wait i want to tell you other people that are in it matt walsh your friend Matt Walsh is in it. You're not that big on him.

Your friend Paul Scheer is in it. Oh, he's good in everything. Paul, we got a part for you. Call us. He's sort of like, the way I describe him, or my casting director described him to me recently, was he was sort of a Rob Hubel type, but kind of like Rob Hubel meets funny,

like a funny Rob Hubel. Yeah, but like castable, very castable. Like a more relatable, more approachable Rob Hubel type, but kind of like Rob Hubel meets funny, like a funny Rob Hubel. Yeah, but like castable, very castable. Like a more relatable, more approachable Rob Hubel. Well, talented too. We shot also with Rob Corddry, your friend who is also a Paul Scheer type. So how did you end up rendering Rob Corddry? Well, the thing is, not everything he does has to be mo-cap. Really? I thought he was sort of a mo mocap specialist like Andy Serkis.

No, I think that's how you guys use him a lot or you want to use him in your movie. Well, I first started working with him when I was working on John Madden football and we needed to perfect the player motions. And so he came in? Yeah. Wow. Yeah. And he also did touchdown dances and a lot of the cheerleaders' choreography. Wow. So we actually brought in real cheerleaders' choreography. Wow.

So we actually brought in real cheerleaders, but they needed a choreographer, so Rob handled that. And so he did that. Yeah, I didn't know that he did any of that. They prefer to be called team dancers. I didn't know that. Is that true? Yeah. You can't say cheerleader?

You can, but they like to dance. Sounds like the PC police have gotten their hands on another beloved institution. Boy. You've got to write a blog about that. Yeah. Next thing you know, they're not going to let me put my dog into the frame. No. I don't know if you're supposed to be doing that.

Yeah. But anyway, so I had a great time shooting the show. Thank you for asking. Yes. We see a lot of different dead bodies. The premise of the show is me, Rob Hubel, I'm taking a famous friend to go find a dead body that i know about and it's a different dead body every week uh it's never really weird and upsetting it is a it is a little bit upsetting rob i want to watch this show so fucking bad it sounds i will

email you amazing i will email you cuts uh today thank you i want to see dailies i will tell you it's probably my favorite thing I've ever done. It sounds really funny. It's so dumb. It's so dumb. I should explain, Rob, that I am a YouTube Red subscriber. You are? But I mostly watch Let's Plays.

What is that? I like to watch Let's Play videos. It's where some of my favorite personalities, like celebrity Nazi cutie pie like to go and they'll play a video game and they'll offer humorous and insightful commentary as they do so. I hate playing video games. I like to watch them. So people play video games and comment on them as they're playing. Yeah. It's the most popular form of content.

Yeah. It seems like that would be pretty popular. But wait until they get to see you dead body. Yeah. It seems like that would be pretty popular. But wait until they get to see you dead body. Yeah. I think these people probably have just been watching these Let's Plays because no one's been showing them actual dead bodies. Actual dead bodies. How did you kill the people?

It doesn't come up. It doesn't come up. It's never- It's not about that. It's not about that. It's about the journey. But I mean the behind the scenes and the production process. But the behind the scenes of it is- actually, it's very funny you asked that.

Jeffrey Tambor, I wanted to come and do one from Transparent because I'm also on that show, No Big Deal. New season, September 22nd, No Big Deal. The critically acclaimed Amazon Prime original? That's right. Is that exclusive to Prime members? That's a good question. I think it is. But you can also – I just saw it on cable

the other night on Sundance. But anyway. So Jeffrey wanted to come and go see a dead body. Sundance channel ain't getting you deodorant next day.

Am I right? Yeah, that's a good point. That's a good point. Yeah, we should plug Amazon whenever we can. Amazon.com. Check it out. If you don't know about it,

you gotta check it out. It's a fun website. Is this comparable to Fog Dog? I use Fog Dog. Yeah, it's like a Fog Dog, but it also has- What is Fog Dog? A secondary question. Do they accept flus?

I don't know. But Jeffrey Tambor asked me that question because he wanted to come see a dead body. Right. But he emailed me and he was like, I just want to know before I do this, like, who is it? Like, where do we – how did you find the body? And I was like – I had to explain, like, Jeffrey, legally we can't use real dead bodies. These are real looking dead bodies like from CSI and stuff like that. But, like, they're not real, real.

But Jeffrey Tambor is known for Verisimilitude. That's right. He actually, schedule-wise, it didn't work out, so he's not in the show. Hey, save something for season two. Sure. You've got to save something for season two. I'm certainly going to be waiting for season two, apparently. There's no Tambor.

If Tambor is not in it, you don't watch it. No. That's a rule. I'm a huge Tambor fan. I haven't seen Larry Sanders, no. You haven't seen it no that's a rule i'm a huge you love larry sanders huge tambor fan i haven't seen larry sanders no you haven't seen i haven't seen transparent the only two movies you've seen i have the two hellboy movies right well i saw hellboy 2 is jeffrey and uh welcome to the that's right i think welcome to the uh god damn it wish i could pull that there was a fucking sitcom he was on with al madrigal that lasted like six episodes. Oh, I don't know.

Wow. Welcome to the something or other. God damn it. That would have been a good pull. It would have been fun if I could have said that. That would have been great. Someone's Googling it right now. Yeah.

Jeffrey Tambor. San Francisco State University. I feel like you would really like Larry Sanders. Oh, Larry Sanders is my favorite show ever. Oh, okay. Yeah. Because you said you didn't. Don't worry.

I was just pulling. When people joke around sometimes. Welcome to the captain. Don't joke around. Is that what it's called... Welcome to the captain. Don't joke around. Is that what it's called? Welcome to the captain. I don't know. Yeah, I'm getting the thumbs up from Danny.

Welcome to the captain. Are we going to play the game now? What game? I just said that. A lot of podcasts have a game. Yeah, yeah, we do. All right, guys. Two truths and a lie time.

I assume that this podcast has a game. Guys, I'm going to go ahead and... It would help it, actually. I think it probably should have a game. We have a game called the Roger Ebert Movie Game. It's where we read a movie review from the Roger Ebert Home Video Guide. Hey, do you guys, instead of playing the Roger Ebert Movie Guide, or- Wait, you just read the review?

That's the game? Yeah, and then you say what you- People want to know if it's good or not, the movie. But that's not really a game. I mean, it's more just sounds like you reading. You never know what's going to happen. Yeah, but again, that's just like reading a book. But you're also...

Oh, you're also... I love reading books too. Yeah. I love reading. And also the audience is jacking off and the last one to come has to eat it. What? The book.

They have to eat the book? Instead of... The audience jacks off while we're reading movie reviews? Uh-huh. And then do they come based on how many stars it is? I mean, I'm not... Listen, I'm not them. I'm not here to kink shame somebody.

They can come whenever they want to. Do they come until they're seeing stars? Yeah. I mean, listen. You do you. I'm not here to judge. I came the other day when I was seeing a star, Mr.

Keanu Reeves, his motorcycle had broken down on the side of the road. That was me. Yeah. Stop stealing his stories. What would you guys think? I video taped it for the old Spank Bank. Have you ever done that?

Have you ever stolen someone's story? Like, like it's a story that you've heard a million times and then just gradually it gets into it. You're like, maybe that happened to me. Yeah. It gets into a gray area and you start to think like, yeah that happened to me. Yeah, it gets into a gray area. And you start to think like, yeah, that was me.

Are you talking about that time I got put in Disneyland jail? No, that's me. That happened to me. Oh. Did you really get put in Disneyland jail? Yeah. When I was a teen growing up in Orange County, me and my cool friends from the theater department, we all got Disneyland passes, the annual pass. Yeah, Orange is a fake geek, by the way.

Yeah. No, I'm a real geek. Star Trek, right? Yeah. I just yell, Star Trek, right? And then people are like, okay, he's legit. He's cool. He's legit.

All right. So we would go to Disneyland and fuck around. Yeah. Because we also didn't drink and we were kind of- Straight edge, yeah. And when he says fuck around, he means this is what they would do instead of fucking around. Yes, exactly. Yeah, instead of fucking.

So normal teenagers are like- Like other teens are like- Fucking. Yeah. Fucking. Experimenting. Yeah, but you guys- But we're like having dole whips and goofing around on it.

It's a small world. So we went and one time we were goofing around on the Haunted Mansion. They stopped the ride, pulled us off, and took us to a little room behind the Haunted Mansion. Gave us the business. Wait, is this like sexual business? No, it wasn't. And I was hoping because, as I said, I was not fucking around. What were you doing on the ride?

Boy, I think we were just like, you know, if you can imagine the Haunted Mansion, you're in cars. You're in those little cars. I haven't been on that ride since I was like four years old because it was so scary to me. You said two or three to a doom buggy. Right. Do you get the joke, Rob? Of doom buggy? Yeah, I got that.

I mean, I didn't laugh, but I certainly... I just didn't want to leave you out. Yeah, no, I get it. I don't know what... I forget exactly what we were doing. I think we were, like, maybe tossing stuff to each other. Okay. And then...

You can't do that. Yeah, no, you can't do that. You're not supposed to. And it wasn't, like, cum. And it ruins... You weren't tossing, like, cum to each other. No, no, we weren't cumming. Yeah.

We were edgers, so we would stop right before. Yeah. I actually have this straight edger tattoo from high school. Are we allowed to talk the way we've been talking on your podcast? Yeah. Yeah. There's nothing good happens on this show. No.

Yeah. I don't know what exactly we were. I think we were either throwing things or just generally being like loud dicks. Like just troublemakers. Yeah. I think we were like trying to be funny. Like we would try and crack everybody up. Yeah.

But it was just- Everybody on the ride? Yeah, just like everybody around. But not the ghosts, not the actual- I mean, who needs cracking up more than a ghost? I mean, if you're trapped between this world and the next. And those are real ghosts. They are, yeah.

Just the families in from Dubuque for the weekend? Yeah, yeah. You were doing some shtick for them? I think we liked that. I think we liked the freaking out the squares aspect. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Keep Disneyland weird, right? Yeah, exactly.

Keep it weird. So you get pulled off the ride. Pull off the ride. They take you to the back room. Yeah. There's like Disney police? Yeah, there's like guys in, you know you know, guys kind of look like mall security, short-sleeved shirt, tie.

Shit. Like, you're talking about like Paul Blart? Yeah, real Blarts. Some Blarts. Not as hilarious. But with the Mickey Mouse ears. But they have the Mouse ears, of course. So you know you're in trouble, but you're not going to get, like, killed.

We didn't know that. Yeah. I mean, the blades suggested otherwise. Yeah. Nice meat shoot in there. Very nice meat shoot. I mean, the blades suggested otherwise. Yeah. Nice meat shoot in there. Very nice meat shoot. I mean, Disney does it right. They're yelling at you.

You know, you're there. You don't see any of the outside world. Disney does it right. They're not called security guards. Cast members. Cast members. So even the security guards are called cast members. They are.

Yes, they're part of it. Wow, they don't even want to seem like they're coming down. You've heard of security theater, right? Like the TSA? I didn't know that that was. Disney invented that. Oh, wow. It's another thing they do.

So they're back there and they're yelling at you and they're like, what do you think you're doing, you punks? You dirty punks. Yeah. And then what ultimately happened? Oh, you know what? I think here's something. Did you have to spend the night in like a Disney type jail? Yeah, a gulag.

Wow. A goofy gulag? A goofy gulag. Yeah. What they do is they just send you to Knott's Berry Farm and they make you spend

the rest of the day at Knott's Berry Farm where that kind of behavior is acceptable. Oh, jeez. I remember a detail that I think they thought someone was smoking.

They thought someone had lit a cigarette or something, which is like it was funny because it could not have been further from what anybody in my friend group would have even considered. Something that I think I tell in my version of the story is that me and my friends – So now you have now co-opted this. Yeah, this is your version. Me and my friends in high school were really into bubble pipes. Does that check out, Jordan? Huh? In your version of the story, bubble pipes?

We're into bubble pipes? I feel like a part of the story is that you and your friends were into having bubble pipes and going like, hello, to each other. Oh, that – I mean, that tracks. That absolutely tracks, yeah. Yeah, and then maybe that was why they thought you were smoking something was because you all had bubble pipes. That is it. Yeah. Can we retake this and you tell the story?

Yeah. So Jesse remembers your memory better than me. Yeah. And has a better punchline for it, honestly. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. There is a punchline to the story which is It's a small world after all

How did you come to visit us today? Oh right, yes They said and why, you know and yeah, something like that and we all said oh, we're season pass holders and he's like

well, that's a great way to enjoy the park and then we got to leave That's not intimidating at all So they really worked at it But you know, yeah, so My dad got banned from Disneyland. Oh yeah?

For fucking around on Tom Sawyer Island. Oh sure. I think that's a sort of a classic 1950s way to get banned from Disneyland

is Tom Sawyer Island related shit. I wonder what he was doing. I wonder if he was blowing bubbles with a fake pipe. Probably he sat

his dick out. Yeah. Showed it to Injun Joe. In the 50s? Yeah. In the 50s? Yeah. In the 50s, you think your dad was flashing his dick.

I wonder what my dad was doing. My dad, here's the thing about my dad, Rob. Yeah. And then I can say this because he doesn't, he doesn't listen to the program. Even if he did,

he's starting to lose his marbles so he'd forget shortly thereafter. Yeah. My dad, I spent my entire childhood like Jordanordan not doing drugs but my dad was had had a child a teenage experience in the 1950s wow that involved doing all kinds of insane shit wow and was always expected me to be doing those things.

Wow. And I was like, when my grandparents passed away, telling these stories. And you had nothing to do with their deaths. Not on the record. Rob.

Well, you just didn't say whether or not. I'm trying to do the podcast right now. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Okay. Right, he killed them. He killed them. It's common. He did.

Let's move on. It's like the thing nobody talks about. Everyone knows, but people don't talk about it. Jesse killed his grandparents. It's a big deal. Jordan is not my lawyer. He does not represent me. He's your doctor.

Okay. You're your doctor. He killed them with an overdose of antioxidants. He fed them so many blueberries. Acai berries. Acai berries. That's how you kill – When my grandparents passed away, my dad told me this.

He told me that throughout his junior and senior year of high school – this was in the context – we're in Los Angeles driving around making funeral arrangements for my grandfather. And he's like, you know, when we were junior and senior in high school, it was so much quicker to get across Los Angeles. And I was like, yeah, I'd expect so. I mean, it was the late 50s. There wasn't the traffic that there is today. And he said, you know, it would take me from Glendale, which is where he spent his teenage years, from Glendale to the beach, 20 minutes in my parents' car.

I was like, yeah, I mean, that makes sense. And he said, you know, I'd wait for them to go to sleep and then steal their car and do some speed and drive out to the beach. Wow. And I was like, wait, what? What the fuck? Your dad sounds awesome. Yeah. Yeah, my dad's pretty cool.

He sounds great. Does he still take speed and drive cars? Hell awesome. Yeah. Yeah, my dad's pretty cool. He sounds great. Does he still take speed and drive cars? Hell yes. Yeah. Hell yes. You got him. The big problem is he forgets how many speed pills and you say how many greenies. 60's the new 20.

He loves popping greenies. I would also suggest that you could get to the beach from Glendale in 20 minutes if you are driving on speed. Oh, yeah. You're just like, ah, fuck you. Yeah. Or if you're Keanu Reeves from the movie Speed. That's right. Just pitch and throwing that out there.

Brought it back around. Yeah. Let's take a quick break. We'll be back in just a second on Jordan and Jessica. And then we'll play the game. Then we'll play the game we don't play the game hi there i'm comedian and movie buff ricky carmona and i'm excited to tell you about a new show i'm doing called who shot you join me la weekly film critic april wolf i'm gonna call star wars and it comes out the clint howard project film reviews editor who shot you? Join me, LA Weekly film critic April Wolf. I'm going to call

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And I'm Renee Colbert. And we host a podcast called Can I Pet Your Dog? Renee, can I tell you about a dog I met this week? I wish that you would. In turn, though, can I tell you about a dog hero? May I tell you about a dog breed in a segment I like to call Mutt Minute? I would love that. Could we maybe talk about some dog hero may i tell you about a dog breed in a segment i like to call mutt minute i would love that could we maybe talk about some dog tech could we have some cool guests on like lynn manuel miranda nicole byer and ann wheaton i mean yeah absolutely i'm in you're on board what do you say we uh we do all of this and put it into a podcast yeah okay you think right uh should we

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page. So go and like and subscribe to those so you can watch it. The truth is I'm wearing a very nice green adventure vest, so you're definitely going to want to check it out. Also, Stu and Chris Zeller are super funny. It's Jordan, Jesse Go. I'm Jesse Thorne, America's radio sweetheart. Jordan Morris, boy detective. Rob Hubel, child prisoner. Rob. To be clear, I don't imprison children. America's radio sweetheart. Jordan Morris, boy detective. Rob Hubel, child prisoner. Rob.

To be clear, I don't imprison children. Yeah, boy, your nicknames need some clarification. Yeah, both of them. Yeah. Professional dog trainer at Cesar Millan's dog torture. Dog torture school. Yeah. But because we all know that training dogs is torture. It's torture.

Yeah. Yeah. Child prisoner means that I don't imprison children. No. It means that inside of me is a child. Yeah. So you are a prisoner. No, I ate a child.

Oh, you ate a child. Yeah. Right. Yeah. But you haven't pooped since. I haven't pooped, so technically that child. Oh, you got to poop, Rob. Got it.

You got to stay regular. The message of this podcast is stay regular. Stay regular. Listen, global warming is got to stay regular. The message of this podcast is stay regular. Stay regular. Stay – listen. Global warming is real. Stay regular. Brought to you by Alice Gore. Brought to you by Alice Gore.

And George Soros. That's right. Billionaire George Soros. All right. Let's play the game. Okay. You guys, I've got a bullet here with one – I've got here with one bullet. Okay.

Everybody, spin the wheel. Point it at me. Point it at me. No, I think we don't have time for Russian roulette. No. We had so much fun chatting with Rob Hubel. Bobby H. The creator of...

Thanks for letting me chat. Yeah. Bob Hubes. Bobby Pubes. We're here with Bobby Pubes. Bobby Pubes. Is that what your buddies called you in high school? Yeah. Here comes Bobby Pubes. Is that what your buddies called you in high school?

Here comes Bobby pubes. My dad called me that too. My dad was kind of a bully. Because you got them at five, right? You got your pubes at five? Your dad, to be fair, had popped a lot of greenies. He took a lot of speed, yeah. What other drugs did your dad take, I wonder? All kinds of drugs.

But back in the day, it was like pills, right? In high school, it was like pills, right? In high school, it was like Johnny Cash speed. Yeah. It was like amphetamines. It was like little green pills. It was like uppers. Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, I think he probably used some reefers. Yeah. I don't think he was ever into, I don't think he ever did heroin. God, you say that like that's a possibility. Yeah, it is absolutely a possibility. I don't think he would did heroin. God, you say that like that's a possibility.

Yeah, it is absolutely a possibility. I don't think he would be here. I think he would have been. He was an alcoholic. He's been in recovery basically my entire life. Yeah. But there was a time when he was an alcoholic and I think he used a ton of marijuana

and a lot of, I mean, one of the stories that Jordan sometimes tells about himself at dinner parties is the time his dad. Is this the Disney story? Was living in, no, this is the one where. Because I just heard the Disney story. I don't need to hear it again. I can retell it again with a better punchline, actually. and my dad ate for a week straight magic mushrooms in his omelets for breakfast. Wow.

Until he nearly drowned himself and faced a tribunal of 12 huge men of every race deciding whether he should live or die. Wow. In real life, not a hallucination. That was a hallucination, but then the Hawaiian dudes that kicked the shit out of him were real. Wow. But I tell that like it happened to me. Yeah.

Probably a little cocaine. I don't know if he did a ton of cocaine. I think my mom probably did more cocaine than my dad. Is that true? Yeah, I think so. Your parents are- I think that's probably true. I tell you you should have a fucking podcast as your parents.

My parents- That would be a podcast. Yeah. This dicking around? Nah. Nah. This ain't shit. Get your parents on here. Get your parents. Yeah. This dicking around? Nah. Nah. This ain't shit. Get your parents on here.

Get your parents. Get them here. Hardcore. Tell their fun drug stories. Drug stories. Let's do it. Not the bummer stories. The fun stories.

No, the fun ones. I want my dad's podcast with his friend Bob Hanson, who comments on every Facebook post that I write. Did Bob Hanson create the Muppets? Yeah. Yeah. He created the Morpits. The Morpits? Jim Hanson created the Muppets? Yeah. He created the Morpits. The Morpits?

Jim Hanson created the Muppets. Bob Hanson. Bob Hanson created the Morpits. They were less popular, but more sexually explicit. Do any of your parents' friends comment on all your Facebook posts? I have a new step family. My mom remarried semi-recently. And I have a step brother and sister now who I like a lot.

And are you sexually attracted to them? I mean, there's a tension there, but mostly because it's forbidden. And also it's beach season, baby. And it's beach season, baby. Everybody's got their bods out they got their teeny weeny bikinis or they're wrapped in mesh or they're wrapped in wire chicken wire um but yes my new real milk my new stepsister like i feel like i'm most of my facebook content is like a joke from twitter that's been pushed to facebook yeah so she'll comment, hilarious. And then I did post a photo the other day, and she commented handsome.

What was that picture of? Huh? Me looking handsome. And there's a dog in the frame, if you know what I mean. My mother-in-law tweeted back to me yesterday a joke that I wrote. She just tweeted back, fun. Fun. And I was like, oh, awesome.

Yeah. Way to go, Beth. You're the best. So, yeah. Rob Hubel, your show, I Want to See a Dead Body. Do you want to see a dead body? Yep. Comes out in October on YouTube Red. I believe October 11th. And will that show up in between my commercial-free

Skrillex videos? Yes, that's correct. Any videos that you watch on YouTube Red, it'll pop up. I watch Skrillex videos and Let's Plays. It'll be on there. Some unboxings. Which unboxings

are your faves? I love makeup hauls. I don't even know what that is. I like a mini fig. I don't know. I just dug myself a big hole. I don't know what that is.

I don't really either. I'm just trying to pull one or two things that I know. Yeah, I'm saying some names of things. I don't know what a makeup haul is.

Is that just new? A makeup haul. That's where you go to the beauty shop and you bring home the stuff and then you take it all out of the bag

and show what you got and then you put some of it on. You really do have a lot of teeny bopper female listeners. Well, also Bobby Soxers. Bobby Soxers. Teeny boppers and Bobby Soxers. So we have two main demos.

We give each of our core psychographics and names so that we can better target them. Yeah. But, yeah, so Do You Want to See a Dead Body comes out, let's say, October 11th. And we got a new season of Transparent around the corner? Transparent comes on September 22nd on Amazon Prime. Now, I'd like to watch Transparent, but I feel a little claustrophobic when I do. If you feel claustrophobic, yeah, don't watch Transparent. But if you're not afraid of Santa Claus, then watch Transparent.

And that's on that new website. That's on Amazon, which some people have heard of it. Some people have not heard of Amazon. I think they should check it out at least. It's sort of the new fog dog. I will give you this little morsel from Transparent this upcoming season. Please. I know, Jesse, you don't watch the show, but my character has a three-way with my wife and I invite a new person into our marriage for sexual reasons.

That's right, a thruple. You and your wife have been working on your marriage. Yeah, so you do watch the show. I can tell you that the person that we invite into our marriage for sexual pleasure is Alia Shawkat. Oh, you are? Oh. Search party thing. Sure.

Yeah. So that was super fun. Alia Shawkat, the little girl from that one scene in Three Kings? Yeah. But she's grown up now. I don't know if you know that. Thank God. Yeah.

People grow up. Thank God. Thank God people grow up. People grow up. Make that three-way scene a little more palatable. Really weird otherwise. Yeah. A little more fun that way.

If it was like me and my wife and then like the little girl from, you know, maybe from Arrested Development, people would be upset. That'd be weird. She's grown up now. She's on Search Party. Yeah. Yeah. That is on TBS.

Why are we plugging that show? It's a good show. People just like plugs. We just like them. John Early's on that show. Very funny. Very funny. John Early.

It's a great show. He's great. On tour. Catch him. That guy, I don't know who he is, but he always makes me think of one of the characters from Metropolitan. Okay. I don't know who you're talking about.

He's got a little round wire glasses on and just looks like just the whitest of white dudes. Yeah. Like he's in a white dude contest. He's great though. He does a great job on that show. Great. Well, we'll all check out Search Party.

I love Search Party. Congratulations on the success of Search Party. I'm not involved. I'm not involved. But I mean, you've watched the whole thing. I did watch it all.

So congratulations on making it through the season. Congratulations on me on my viewing of TV shows. Yeah. Sure. Yeah. Somebody's got a cable package.

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I wasn't really paying attention. My takeaway was if you have a baby during the eclipse, that baby has some sort of special powers. Yeah. It's a remarkable baby. There's no doubt about that. Daniel Butterwell on the boards this week. Great Casey O'Brien live streaming this episode to our Facebook likers. Like

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