Jordan, Jesse, GO! - Ep. 611: Certified Pre-Owned Goat with Patrick Warburton

Episode Date: November 19, 2019

The legendary Patrick Warburton (@PaddyWarbucks) joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Jesse's latest travel woes, Patrick's deep affinity for Vancouver, and the amazing pets people sent in for the JJGoPet contest! Plus, Patrick talks about WorldVision, the incredible humanitarian organization he works with and the amazing work they're doing in developing countries. Check it out and maybe buy a family a goat for the holidays and change their life!

Give a little time for the child within you, don't be afraid to be young and free. Undo the locks and throw away the keys and take off your shoes and socks and run you. It's Jordan, Jesse Goh, I'm Jesse Thorne, the Road Warrior. Jordan Morris, boy detective. So three terrible things that happened on my Judge John Hodgman tour, which was a grand success. Other than the three terrible things. Yeah, other than these three terrible things. Does a tour, can you say, can you say that a tour that involved three terrible things is a success?

They were minor but horrific incidents. Okay. I would say. That's how I would characterize it. None of them performance related. All the shows went down like a smooth cough syrup. Okay, like a diamond tap, like a delicious diamond tap before bed. It went down nice and smooth and unctuous.

So, Jesse, I, boy, I'm having a hard, listen, I want to hear about these three terrible things. Was it a road trip? Were you on the road? We were on the road. I mean, we were flying. We were, all these are airplane related. Planes, trains, and automobiles. All these are airplane related.

Oh, okay. That's going to be your major incident source. All right. That's, I mean, shit happens on airplanes. Do you want to hear what the three things are? Yeah, let's hear them. Okay. Number three, getting off the airplane, everybody is stuck in the center aisle.

Right. This woman is there with her two small children. Okay. Most beautiful children you've ever seen in your life, these two children. children you've ever seen in your life, these two children. One of the children jumps out of her seat as soon as the seatbelt sign goes off after the plane has landed and desperately tells her mother that she needs to go to the bathroom. She's about six years old. Her mom says-

What did she say? Potty? Did she say tinky? Yeah, I think I believe it was tinky, yes. Tinky, sure. She runs- She's trying to just paint it, you know. Yeah. Details are important. Thank you. Devil's in the details, man. Specificity is the soul it was Tinky, yes. Tinky, sure. She runs- She's trying to paint it, you know. Yeah.

Details are important. Thank you. Devil's in the details, man. Specificity is the soul of narrative. Right, yes. So she, her mother says to the flight attendant, is it okay if she goes to the bathroom now? David Foster Wallace, RIP, would have said Tinky. Yes, that's true.

The little things. Michael Chabon, on the other hand, would have said Dinkle. That's true. He would have said Dinkle. So- true. He would have said dinkle. He's one of our best. He is. He is one of our best. So she gets permission to bolt for the front restroom.

For the tinky. She heads straight for the cockpit. This child is very confused about how to get off this airplane. You're describing this as a- So far, this is great. Okay. I know. So far, this is great.

Is she going to stick her head out the airplane window and hereditary herself? how to get off this airplane. You're describing... So far, this is great. Okay. I know. So far, this is great. Winston's hair, is she going to stick her head out the airplane window and hereditary herself? The man behind me... You've seen hereditary. You would know what I'm talking about. The flight attendants help.

They turn her around. They help her. The ants eat the head. They send her into the bathroom. Yeah. This whole process takes, I'm going to say, 25 seconds.

Mm-hmm. Man behind me goes, huh, don't people know how to get off a fucking airplane anymore? Okay, so that was a terror? Terrible thing number one. That sounds great.

A six-year-old had to go pee. Yeah, but- A six-year-old had to go pee, Jordan. Okay. Okay. Thing number two. I love it. So far, I'm into these terrors.

Thing number two. Number two, you got a free Popsicle or something? Something else great? Your friend and mine, bestselling author and television star, John Hodgman and I, are walking through an airport. I believe it was the Atlanta, Georgia airport. Beautiful airport. One of our best.

We're walking. We're having a chat. I've never been to the Atlanta airport. John and I are having a chat. You know why, John? You know why, Jordan? No. Because we're friends. Oh Atlanta airport. John and I are having a chat. You know why, John? You know why, Jordan? No. Because we're friends.

Oh, okay. John and I, oh, you and I are friends as well. Don't worry. I'm not trying to draw a distinction. John and I are friends, unlike you and I who are enemies. John and I are having a chat as we're walking down one of those, you know, like a long corridor in the airport between gates. We're headed for the baggage claim.

A woman turns to us and says, why don't you talk in someone else's ear? You know, like a long corridor in the airport between gates or headed for the baggage claim. Woman turns to us and says, why don't you talk in someone else's ear? What were you talking about? Just regular stuff. Nothing. Were you? Nothing. Were you? No swears.

No bad talk. She just turns to us and says, why don't you talk in somebody else's ear? Were you and John comparing cock rings? We were. Okay, all right. In the course of the Atlanta airport. So you can see- Guilty as charged.

You can see how maybe you gotta keep it- Guilty as charged. Anyway. His is impressively hefty, while mine is light and flexible. The rings. Yes. Okay. So the third incident was probably the worst of the incidents.

We're in, we're waiting at the gate. I'm loving these incidents, by the way. If these happened to me, I'd be on cloud nine. We're waiting at the gate. There's two older women who are watching a film on a telephone. Right. The gate is- You can do that these days.

This is true. You don't have to go to a theater. Look, I'm not here to deny that there's the technology to watch a film on a television. That's not my point here. Yeah, okay. That's not my thesis. Oh, you think people shouldn't, Martin Scorsese? I suppose you think Ant-Man and the Wasp wasn't cinema.

Airplane gates are killing cinema, George. Sure. They're watching this film. This film is so loud. They're watching it on full volume and i think they must have had i want to say a blunderbuss but i'm talking about the thing that attaches to a victrola louder to make it louder yeah i know a blunderbuss is a type of gun yeah i'm not that foolish but it was extraordinarily loud i was probably got to watch a free movie six these terrors you're describing louder than the gate announcements right and this

joint is packed these women are loving loving this movie right so i i first of all our engineer just disappears he's like i and john Hodgman, they both just bail. They're like, I can't sit here. I'm going to go stand somewhere else because I can't deal with listening to this movie. They're like, I've already seen the Meg, or I'm waiting to watch the Meg at home with my family and I don't want any spoilers. Exactly. They're watching. There's two Megs.

I would say they're watching a Meg. There's two Megs. Some kind of. There's a Meg that they fight for most of the movie. Don't you dare spoil the Meg. It's been out. Don't you dare spoil the Meg's two Megs. Some kind of. There's a Meg that they fight for most of the movie. Don't you dare spoil the Meg. It's been out. Don't you dare spoil the Meg. Two Megs.

The second Meg is bigger. Don't you dare spoil the Meg. When that fucking second Meg comes out, you're like, God, I'm so glad I'm watching the Meg. Okay, so what occurred at the gate was. Yeah. I sat down because these, like, I don't, these dogs were barking, okay? Yeah, you're pointing to your feet. long time are you pointing at your feet or gesturing at your testicles i can't tell which is what i call my testicles right you're so don't neglect the tootsies you always say sat down

at the gate yeah and i i was there because i needed to sit but i realized within moments that there was no way that i would be able to tolerate the level of it was louder than the gate announcements right so i asked our producer hannah okay can you keep an eye on my bag i'm gonna go to the bathroom i'm thinking if i go to the bathroom go get a snack come back this movie's gonna be done someone will fix this situation for me right i won't have to confront anyone i come back this movie's gonna be done someone will have fixed this situation for me right i won't have to confront anyone i come back they're still watching it ironically they're watching martin scorsese's the irishman they're there for three and a half hours inappropriate in mixed context yeah so i say to them it's a movie about a life jesse i say to them as about a lot anyways it's

polite and considerate as you please i say to to them, oh, excuse me, guys. Do you think you would mind watching that with headphones? It's a bit loud. They said, no. Wow. I was like, no, you don't mind? No, we won't. They bought the blunderbuss adapter.

We can't. Doesn't work. Well. So I'm like, okay. I sat down. I'm like, I shot my shot and I missed. Right. I failed.

Hannah didn't hear me go up to them. About two or three minutes later, she takes her headphones and brings them over to them and says, I don't know if it's a problem with your headphones, but you're welcome to use mine. I don't know if it's a problem with your headphones, but you're welcome to use mine. And they say, no, it doesn't work with headphones. We're watching the movie. Then they said something truly amazing, which was they looked at us, these two older ladies, I'd say mid-60s, looked at us. That's a fun age. It is.

It's fun. It's a fun age. Join the Red Hat Club. It's a fun age. It is fun. They start. It's a fun age. Join the Red Hat Club. It's a fun age. It is fun. They start talking. They look at me. I don't know anything about child development.

They look at me and they look at Hannah, my producer. And again, I can't stress how sweet, quiet, and polite we have been in our request. They look at us and they say, it's not like we've got screaming children or we're yelling, welcome to the world. Wow. Well, they welcomed you to the world. So the good part was in the end. Are you telling it to make them seem mean because maybe they said, welcome to the world. In the end, they gifted me with my new catchphrase, welcome to the world.

If you say it nice, it sounds beautiful. It's a beautiful sentiment. On the plus side, in Portland, Maine, I met a St. Bernard that works for the world. If you say it nice, it sounds beautiful. It's a beautiful sentiment. On the plus side, in Portland, Maine, I met a St. Bernard that works for the airport just going around letting people pet it. Oh, yeah. Which was pretty tremendous. That's good. I like, yeah.

Yes, the airport security animal is a great trend. Keep it up. Keep it up. That's a bullshit Instagram thing I can get behind. This animal specifically was there to get petted. Yeah. This wasn't a sniffing dog. San Francisco has a pig now?

Wait, there's a pig? Yeah, San Francisco has a pig. That's why I'm a proud San Franciscan. Sure, yeah. Airport pigs. Okay, let's introduce our guest on the show, because this is an exciting guest, Jordan. An airport security animal in his own right. on the show because this is an exciting guest, Jordan.

An airport security animal in his own right. This is almost as exciting as a traveling entertainer's complaints about air travel. You know him as a television and film star. You know him as an international humanitarian. You know him as one of the great heroes of Jordan Jesse Goh. Please welcome to the program, and I'm insisting that you do this, Jordan, but also our listeners at home. Please applaud Patrick Warburton. Patrick,

what a joy to have you on. Well, it's wonderful to be here. There's no way I can ever live up to that introduction. But I love this. I love this story. Next time, just insist on watching Beaches with them

right there start crying, just start weeping on their shoulders I only wish Patrick that these older ladies is how I would describe them were watching Beaches if they were watching Beaches

they were watching like a made for netflix holiday film oh sure i would say it was astonishing they had their metaphorical stinky socks here's the world and here's uh here's us and then this is the one it's the world that goes around them right yes welcome to the world they said that's what that's what their catchphrase is welcome to the world but patrick welcome to Jordan, Jesse, go. Welcome to Jordan, Jesse, go. Thank you, Jordan, Jesse. So speaking of holidays, I found myself on the drive over being curious about a Patrick Warburton holiday schedule.

You got yourself into a Warburton reverie? Yes, exactly. I have the Warburton Advent Calendar. Right. And I was wondering because you have four kids. You've done holidays. Are you a Halloween guy? Are you a Thanksgiving fella?

Are you a Christmas boy? What is your – which of these do you prefer? Well, I do love Halloween. Which of these do you prefer? Well, I do love Halloween. But Christmas in that time of year is – I still think it's like the most important really family time of year. And so I do try to get everybody together. And everybody is out all over the place now. So I have a son.

He goes to American University in D.C. He's 21. And he's doing great um but all the other kids are still sort of uh you know local yeah so i have a son talon he's 27 years old he's a bodybuilder he's six foot five and his name is talon you have a son who's named talon who's a bodybuilder well we were uh i came up with this name years and years ago. Kathy and I- When you were getting attacked by a hawk? When you were trying to will your child into becoming a bodybuilder?

I was in another dimension. I'd battled, done battle with a great warrior. Sure. I won. I spared his life. His name was Talon. And he gave very merciful, very merciful of you. Actually, when I was 22 years old working with Oliver Reed in South Africa, he showed me his tattoo on his penis, which were eagle's talons going over it.

Now, that was not the impetus. That was not the inspiration for my son's name. That is an inspired tattoo because it suggests that an eagle so admires your penis that he would like to steal it well he was a bold arrogant man um yeah no we uh my wife and i this before we ever got married we were just camping out one night in big bear under the in the back of a truck under the tree and we could hear this owl we couldn't see it but it was immense we could tell by the the timber of its hooves. So we're talking about birds of prey. Now, I never liked my name growing up.

I never liked Patrick. Sorry, would you mind giving us an example of such a hoo? Hoo. Yeah, see? That's a big owl. That's what you can ask Patrick Warburton to do. That's a big owl. You know he can deliver.

Okay, please continue. I've tried to explain to people, you know, you've got to be well-versed in all the woodland creatures, not just the squirrels. I also talk owl. Hoo, hoo, hoo. I appreciate the Emperor's New Groove reference. Thank you very much.

So we were talking about birds of prey. Now, since I didn't like my name, I always thought our names were always... It's a solid name. Yes, but very ordinary. I always wanted something more interesting, like Han Solo, something like that. That would be a great name.

Well, all you have to do is be trying to get through a checkpoint without any ID and the guy will name you. I am so excited to introduce you to my daughter, Midi-Chlorian. How unfortunate. Well, Talon just stuck. I thought it was a good unique name for a boy and nothing too absurd like Dweezil or Moon Unit. Just something, you know, a good strong name. Shots fired at the Zappas. Yes.

Listen, nothing wrong with that. I go, it's a little crazy. No judging. No judging here. So, but it's funny because my parents are very, very Catholic, very religious. My father was in the monastery for three months, almost became a monk. Oh, wow. Mother went to school at the nuns.

And their first concern was that we weren't naming him after a saint. I said, well, maybe he'll be the first talent. So just take a break. But my dad said, well, that's asinine. Why don't you just call him Claw? And I said, well, why don't we call your best buddy Dick Penis, Dad? How about that? And he said, all right, well, point made.

Okay. But that was as daring as we got with them. So what are the other three names? Well, the boys are Talon, Shane, and Gabriel. Okay. Beautiful names. And then Alexandra is my daughter, and she goes by Lexi. But what I did like about the three boys' names were Talon, Shane, and Gabriel.

I think they're all very strong names, but I think there's something pretty about them, too. Yeah. You know, and so those are the boys. So everybody gets together for Christmas, but you said you're a Halloween fan. Are you—this is—what Jordan is really trying to drive at, and he's kind of nervous to ask you directly, but I'm going to do it. Hey, Jordan seems very nervous. Will you take me trick-or-treating? I don't.

I want to do a couple's costume. If you want to do Joker and Harley Quinn, I think that could be fun. The thing that Jordan really wants to know is, are you a full Halloween dad? Qualities include adult costume. Haunted house in the garage. Haunted house in the garage. Excessive candy handing out. Starting Halloween too early.

Well, okay. And on the other end of the spectrum, I'm really bad. As much as I enjoy these holidays, I'm really bad at them. I'm really late to the game. It's like, oh, what's today? It's the 30th. I haven't gotten anything yet. I always go back to, you know, I have my go-to costume, which is an Elvis.

It's really easy to throw on the Elvis wig and gloves and everything, walk around, act like Elvis. So I like that. Yeah. I think I did something. What era of Elvis is this? Vegas. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's a good choice. Because I had a little bit more of a gut. I was looking more like the 42-year-old Elvis, not the young Elvis. You have a powerful physique. I believe you're some sort of bodybuilder. Your physique is Talon-esque, I would say. I would call it. I was just thinking, is this Patrick Warburton or Talon Warburton sitting before us?

I did something really stupid. Because I spent two years in Vancouver doing a series of unfortunate events, which is a Netflix series. And I was really enjoying the food up there. And I brought a very svelte lemony snicket to the game. And then I started putting on the pounds. And Barry Sonnenfeld, our producer and director, was watching me get larger and larger. Yeah, they talk about the Vancouver 15. Everybody gets immediately after moving in.

That's what happens when you hit the cougar. Because I didn't know that was a thing. No, I don't think it is a thing. Oh, jeez. Well, I was a victim. So, I mean, I mean. So, what, yeah, describe it. I guess I've only spent a couple of days in Vancouver and found it lovely, but I didn't,

you know, I didn't find it to have a cuisine that I couldn't get anywhere else. You eat really good at that famous aquarium they have. Yeah, sure, yeah. I fell in love with Vancouver, and it's the only location I've ever worked at in my life that I get homesick for. Oh, wow. And I do believe that Vancouver during spring and summer is the most beautiful city in the world. And I just got from Sydney, and I love Sydney, but I was literally there just before I'd gone there. And Vancouver, because in spring, I'm talking about late spring, Vancouver because it's in spring it's

I'm talking about late spring not when it's still raining oh yeah not that bullshit spring not that bullshit early spring Vancouver has what's called a false spring right yeah it's surrounded by these like snow peaked sound of music covered mountains but it's 70 degrees so anywhere you're looking

you can see an island in the distance there's always a mysterious island that probably has an adventure on it. I think I'm looking east. But, yeah. It's warm. Everybody's getting high and playing bongos at like a third beach. All the people are beautiful. Everybody's happy because it's Canada.

They have like in their little – Yeah, they just get as much medicine as they want for free. They go to the doctor all the time. Handfuls of pills. The doctor hands to them for no money. They don't even know what they're taking. Yes, that'll be $10. Canadian.

Ten loonies. We're crazy. In that tiny little town, I found two Himalayan restaurants. I don't know if there's one in Los Angeles, but there are two Himalayan restaurants. Pasadena has a great Himalayan restaurant. Himalayan Cafe in Pasadena, that's my tip. Is it?

Well, I wasn't crazy about the – I was curious, so I went in, but it wasn't my favorite. But there was like an African restaurant I was going to. They had like Indian fusion restaurants and all kinds of – of course, the Indian food there, the curries, everything. Sushi, you go and you get like 10 pieces of Toro for like $8 Canadian. I ate some great Ethiopian the last time I was in Vancouver. Oh, man. It's an international city. Jordan, let me tell you this.

Don't stand between me and my Tibbs. I won't. I love eating Tibbs, Jordan. Sure. Yeah, Jesse and his Tibbs are like a mama bear and her cub oh i love those tips well i was getting fat yeah i was getting heavy and barry who's really a straight shooter and really he is not afraid of anybody or anything and he will let you know what his opinion is but he had such a difficult time letting me know that i'd put on a few pounds

you could feel him dancing around it barry what's's going on? Spit it out. Spit it out. I've got, I'm getting heavy, right? He goes, um, yes. I go, well, all right. He goes, yeah, if you could maybe. No problem there. I'll shed some. But I had a feeling, you know, because I had wardrobe coming into the trailer measuring me for new suits.

And I looked at him all ago. It's because I'm getting fat, right? And they're like, no, no. We just want to put some new suits on you. And I go, pretty much wearing the same suits all the time. You just need bigger suits, don't you? So I started going to the gym, you know, because I'm not one to just, like, slim down or jog, lose weight, you know. You want to grow ever more powerful.

Yes. Look, we know Warburton. Sure. We know his reputation. Listen, one day you'll have to face your son Talon in battle. As the warrior foretold in his prophecy. I was trying to keep Talon on his toes. Sure.

And so I started chasing. You better watch out, Talon. Here comes daddy. I started chasing my old Benchmax in my 20s. Now, I was 52 years old. Now, there is nothing more shallow in this world than the pursuit of a Benchmax. I'm well aware of that. This is a maximum bench press.

That's about as shallow as it gets. I mean, I don't bench, but I was chasing a Betamax for a while. And I thought, what am I doing? Never going to find slacker on beta. Sure. What's the aspect ratio? You wouldn't understand. Anyway.

Well, I ended up getting back up to at the age of 52, 53. No, actually, no, no, no. I was 53 or 54. I just turned 55 two days ago. Happy birthday. Thanks, guys. That no. I was 53 or 54. I just turned 55 two days ago. Happy birthday. Thanks, guys. That's what I was looking for. We actually have a TGI Friday's wait staff in here to sing you a happy birthday like song.

So I got back up to 405 pounds on the bench at 54 years old. I'm going to be frank with you, Patrick. Seems like too many pounds. It was. It was. So my shoulders- So I was able to come home and go, Talon, I'm still out benching you. And anyways, that's not the case anymore because this last year I literally just quit and just

do like light weights. I just want to play golf. I don't want to avoid surgeries. But I realized that at my age, your joints are not designed to handle that kind of weight. So my shoulders are super chewed up, you know. Technically, I think, Patrick, no one is designed to bench press 400 pounds. Well, guys who are, you know, 30 years old and play for the NFL can do it, but not old guys.

No, I think those NFL players are also living in defiance of God's will. I could bang my head over and over again. Sure. I'm impervious to the concussion. This will last forever. But you shed the Vancouver weight. I shed, yes. But you still long for its international cuisine.

Yes. Well, just the whole vibe there. Yeah, it's a good vibe. It's a very good vibe. I could go to that aquarium any day. What a beautiful aquarium. I haven't been to the aquarium. What time I was in Vancouver? My fond memory of being in Vancouver is

I rode bikes around the lake with frequent guests, Chris Fairbanks. Oh, that does sound really nice. And there's a picture of me on the bike, and it's the only good photo of me. It's the only good photo of me. It's the lone good photo of me. And it's probably the Vancouver light. There's a light that bounces off the mystery islands, and it hits me in just the right way, and I've never looked more alive.

Was this Stanley Park that you were riding around? Oh, it might have been, yeah. You go to Stanley Park, and you just think to yourself, I remember thinking, well, this must be the most beautiful city park in the world. And then you go online and it says the 25 most beautiful city parks in the world. And number one is Stanley Park. Yeah. Got to be. Got to be.

And yes, it is full of beautiful bongo playing people who all look like they'd be happy to live there. Except for when the winter gets bitterly cold. Oh, yes. I get the snowbird thing. You happy to live there. Except for when the winter gets bitterly cold. Oh, yes. I get the snowbird thing. You got to get out. Yeah. Unless you're skiing every day at Whistler. You got to be there in the good spring pocket.

Yeah. What's the aquarium like? Why is that aquarium so good? I went there with a friend of- Because all the octopuses can have as much Adderall as they want to? I went to- They're very focused. I went to that aquarium

with a friend of Jordan, Jesse Go and Maximum Fun host Dave Shumka of Stop Podcasting Yourself, Canadian Comedy Award winner for Best Podcast. And we just had a nice time. In Canada or overall? The award.

Best Podcast in Canada or overall Best Podcast? Well, it's the overall Best Podcast in the Canadian Comedy Awards, so I presume overall in the world. Okay. Sort of like how the World Series champion is the world champion of baseball. Yeah, and they got some otters and shit. Okay.

I mean, at the end of the day- No, it sounds great. At the end of the day- You really sold it. Yeah. You really sold it. Wow, that's their new sign. Otters and shit. What do you got?

You got an octopus? Yep. Okay, this thing can solve. You know, you could go to Monterey, California, just sit on the beach and see otters. That's true. They're all over the place. I'd love to do it. In the wild.

It worked for Star Trek. Why wouldn't it work for me? Mm-hmm. Monterey, California. Beautiful. Star Trek 4. God's country. Yeah.

Save those whales. That's what I say. So you are, of the big end of the year three, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, you would say you're more of a Christmas fella than the other two. Yeah, probably. Okay. You know, I just, I love cooking. I got smokers out in the backyard.

Backyard smokers? Smokers, yes. What are you smoking? Meats, pork shoulders, you know, prime ribs, whatever. You're smoking prime ribs? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, that sounds nice.

Can I come over? Absolutely. Thank you. Is the show an Arby's commercial now? Yeah. I feel like our show. Yeah. Feels like an Arby's night.

Yeah, guys, it's feeling a little Arby's-y in here, isn't it? What kind of smoker do you have? Smell the horsey sauce. Do you have the kind of smoker where, because there's three broad categories, as I understand. Look, I'm not a barbecue, but there's three broad categories, as I understand. Nobody's saying you are. Nobody's saying you're a barbecue. I'm so tired.

Stop projecting. Of Patrick Warburton's star of Rules of Engagement coming onto my show and telling me that I am a barbecue. No, this is all in your head. It's a straw man argument. There's three main types, Jordan. This is my understanding. Number one. You're not a barbecue and no one's saying you are.

You got your electric smokers. You put pellets into these. These would put pellets into an electric smoker. Got one of those. Number two, there's the kind they have outside a barbecue restaurant, which is basically just a giant tin can full of wood. Got that. And then there's the ceramic barbecue smoker that retains the heat in the wall. More of a grill.

You're talking about the green eggs. Yeah, like the big green eggs. The big green eggs, yes. But you can use that to smoke because it will maintain temperature very nicely. Yes, it does. Those get very, very hot. So they all cook in different ways. You just have a menagerie of meat cookers in your yard?

Is that what's going on? Yes. That's where the sitcom money goes. I find that smoking meat. Smoking meat is sort of like male aromatherapy. Because what you do is you get something in there. If you're slow smoking something, you can sit there and watch golf all day. And you smell it.

So you feel like as you're sitting on your ass just watching sports, you're actually accomplishing something. Like, oh, that's getting tender. I'm just sitting here watching and that's getting really smoky. And I mind. So I can't do another task. I'm minding this. So you don't feel pressure to be doing another thing. Honey, I'm doing something.

This is I'm minding the meats. Yes. Arby's. We bind the meats. My cousin's husband in Virginia is one of the most normal men I know. Is certainly one of the most normal men in my life. He also has a meat-smoking lifestyle. And a key part of his...

So I'm normal. Meat-lo... I'm normal. Yeah. I won't argue. You know, you're like an aquarium that's got some otters and shit. So... Stop.

But the part of it... And I will make, look, I'm not averse. I'm not averse to this. I make my own bacon. But the part of it that I can't handle is he will get up at 3 o'clock in the morning to do this. Oh, no. And that is like that and fishing are two activities that involve getting up at three o'clock in the morning that i am not in for no no no and uh and nor am i uh there were maybe three times in my life where i was promised there would be grunion at the grunion run and i went there at

three or four in the morning grunion run scene easily the best part of don't tell mom the babysitter's dead but no grunion ever so there are 3 times I went there at the middle of the night and no grunion ever showed up so I don't believe in grunion grunion is well maybe you were hoping to see it

you can explain it there are these tiny little fish and apparently just jillions of them come up on the shore and you're supposed to scoop them up and you can eat them. And I guess according to the movie Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead, this makes – The dishes are done, man. The dishes are done, man. But also it makes Christina Applegate like you. Oh.

Well, that's the dream, isn't it? That's the dream. She's sharp. She's funny. So after – so you didn't – so the three grunionless So the three grunion disappointments. Yes. You had them and then you're like- That was a 5K grun run?

5K grun run. You said you had no more fish activities at all. Absolutely not. So no fishing. Yeah, I'm tired of too many lies and promises. I'm not waking up at the crack of dawn to go fish. Fish are nature's liars. Sure, yes. The li crack of dawn to go fish. Fish are nature's liars. Sure, yes.

The liars of the sea. Not like the fucking otters. No, otters are stand-up. Otter is an honest creature. It just wants to get a muscle and bang it on a rock. Yeah, and hold hands with its mate. Yeah. Very cute.

Very cute. Like little teddy bears floating on the surface. Deadly teddy bears. Deadly teddy bears. Not unlike bears. Sure. Yeah. Very cute. Very cute. Like little teddy bears floating on the surface. Deadly teddy bears. Deadly teddy bears. Not unlike bears. Sure. But you mentioned a camping story where you heard the low hooting owl. Yeah.

It inspired your son's name. Yeah. Do you still do outdoor stuff? Are you still outdoorsy? A little bit. We used to – well, we have a cabin on the Rogue River up in Oregon. So that's where we've taken the kids every year for summer. Now we're lucky to get up there maybe two weeks a summer, every other summer. So, but if I talk about selling the cabin, they threaten me with my life. I'm like, well, we have this cabin that's empty on the Rogue River year after year. But it's, you know, it's like family heritage now and they all expect to get it. Hey, if there's anybody listening in Oregon who needs a place to squat. Yeah. Just head on up to Warburton's Cabin.

Thank you, Jordan. Thank you. Shooting heroin. Yeah. I mean, let's talk common law. Squatter's rights. Let's edit this out. Thank you.

Cabin's address again is. It's a beautiful, it is a beautiful area. One of our neighbors up there is Bobby Dorr from the Boston Red Sox. He's the oldest living member of the Baseball Hall of Fame. He's about 94 years old. And Ted Williams used to go up there and fish right off of our property. Ted Williams is a famous fisherman. Yeah.

Gave up hitting, a famous fisherman. Yeah. Gave up hitting, took up fishing. Yeah. And also a great writer and I can't remember his name. Oh, Zane Gray. Oh. It's called Hotel Riffle right there by our property. I'm glad that we're really triangulating exactly

where people should be squatting. We're really dropping a set of breadcrumbs. It's going to lead people straight to the Warburton. Start cooking that heroin. We used to go camping when I was a kid. I had three younger sisters. My dad had this little 24-foot sports coach

motorhome, and we would take off for five weeks, and all six of us would be in this glorified van. Five weeks at a clip? At a clip, and we would have three eight-track tapes. Were your parents teachers? No, my father was a surgeon and my mother was a stay-at-home mom.

Well, that's good because most of the summer folks don't have any major medical emergencies. No, but this was good of him because he would block out this time and that's what we were going to do. What were your three tracks, your three eight tracks? Well, we had Helen Reddy, The Carpenters, and The Beatles. Thank God for The Beatles.

Carpenters are nice. Yeah, I like The Carpenters. The Carpenters were nice. This is where I really lost my man card was when I was 23 years old, Helen Reddy was playing at the stagecoach in Orange County. Oh, yeah. And so we were all like, well, let's go see Helen Reddy. Coach House, maybe? Coach House, maybe.

I'm from Orange County. Oh, okay. Right off the 55 freeway? Right off the 55. That was it. That's a great place to see Mike Ness from Social Distortion do a solo set. Did you? I did see that, yeah.

I saw a lot of stuff at the Coach House growing up. English Beat saw at the Coach House growing up. English Beat, saw at the Coach House? You know, I love when you can go to these smaller venues and see great, you know, old bands that you used to see in much larger venues. Because there we were, you know, maybe a hundred of us in Helen Reddy. So I'm sitting there, and everything's cool. And then Helen Reddy starts singing You and Me Against the World. And I started bawling. I mean, just tears down my – and I was trying to hide my face.

This is not happening. And I had no control over it. But those times were like the best times growing up. That's really beautiful. And it was so – Was it because of these road trips with your family? It was a road trip with my family. And it was the best time growing up.

But I had – it just came so far out of left field. And it was like this uncontrollable sobbing at a hell and ready show. I can't believe I just disclosed this. But that's what we did growing up. And then I'd get home and it would be like terribly lonely just to be in your room by yourself because literally six of us would be sleeping in one room for five weeks, and we would travel 8,000 miles. My dad never seemed terribly relaxed because every day he had to do sewage hookups

and electrical and this and that, and we had to drive another five hours. There are sewage concerns, aren't there, when you're doing a trip like that? You have to be worried about sewage. You only have 24 feet of sewage concerns, aren't there? Oh, yes. When you're doing a trip like that, you have to be worried about sewage. You only have 24 feet of sewage space in addition to having 24 feet of living space in a little 24-foot motorhome. And I'm not a parent. It was a lot of garbage to do. And I don't pretend to be, but, I mean, from what I understand. You do occasionally pretend to be.

I do occasionally pretend to be a parent. Yeah. Well, like on back-to-school nights. Sure. I just. But that was my idea was, okay, find the ultimate camping spot. Right. Because my parents had actually moved up to Gold Beach, Oregon.

And I thought, okay, I'm being a good son. I'm bringing the grandkids, the grandma and grandpa. So I find this property. I go, well, build a summer cabin where everybody can do everything. And I can just chill and relax. I don't have to do anything. And so we have a swimming hole. A swimming.

Not a swimming hole. A swimming hole. A swimming hole. A swimming hole. Wow. With a big rock that you can jump off in the water. Shit, really? And all we do is, you know, if you want, just sit under a little shade and read a book and everybody swims. And it's just chill, you know?

That sounds so cool. Is there any tubing? Yeah, you can do that. Oh, man. I'm a big tubing guy. Tubing's kind of my thing. I went once and got lost. But you've got to be in a went once and got lost but you got to be in a lazy river yeah you got to be in a lake you got to have some hams beer because hams is river beer i've never had a hams well it's only hams is only

good in the world over is a river beer the first one ice cold tastes good And then after that, mm-mm. Yeah. It's their preferred beer of trout. Yeah. What's a lake beer? That's an interesting question. Would you say a Schlitz is a lake beer? Maybe a Schlitz. Schlitz might be a lake beer. I went camping one time as an adult.

I've been one time as an adult. My wife and I bought a tent, and we went up to some campground in a state forest not that far from Los Angeles. I put up the tent. I was ready to give it a good shot camping. Teresa's like outdoorsy, right? She likes doing outdoorsy stuff. Teresa and I are from the same part of the world, the San Francisco Bay Area. But she's from Marin County, the mountain biking portion of the San Francisco Bay Area. And I'm from inner city San Francisco, the gunshot avoiding portion of the Bay Area.

And so we went and we – I love my wife and I wanted to do this thing. We had our dog with us. We set up the tent, made a fire. I cooked some food on a cast iron pan on top of the fire, which was great. We went into the tent, engaged in romance, shared our love. Ew. Yeah. All right, go away.

We need all of you. Went to sleep. So you're covered in cooties? He didn't tell me that. Went to sleep. I want a separate booth. Went to sleep. So you're covered in cooties? He didn't tell me that. Went to sleep. I want a separate booth. Went to sleep. Woke up the next morning with the morning light.

And I have never felt more panicked in my life as when I woke up and realized that I was supposed to fill an entire day with fucking nature shit. I had no plan. I had no ideas. No slingshots. I was like, my wife and I. You didn't bring a slingshot?

Went for a walk for maybe 40 minutes. I believe they call that a hike. Yeah. 40, 50 minutes maybe. Was there an incline? Half an hour out, 20 minutes, half an hour back. Something like that. Brought the dog along.

Dog was having a nice time. Got back. I made some bacon and eggs in the cast iron skillet. I liked that. And I looked at my watch. Oh, great. It's 8.40 a.m. And I think by 11 a.m. I was packing everything up and back into the car.

It's like, well, we did it. Well, I'm guessing, and I may be wrong, but I'm guessing, you know, first time out doing this, you probably did not have like an inflatable mattress or something. And then you, you, you, uh. Chafing? You're concerned about chafing and poking? No. When you lay on the, if you lay on the ground and you don't have, I know, like just something

real, like really good, thick. Nice cush. Cush, yes. You're going to be, yeah, you're up every 45 minutes moving around. This is the bigger problem for me, Patrick. It's not so much that I was uncomfortable sleeping as I was uncomfortable having to engage with my real self without distraction. That's when you, listen, that's when you take out the phone, you attach the blunderbuss, and you fire up some Netflix Christmas movies. Night Before Christmas starring Vanessa Hudgens.

I left the goddamn blunderbuss at home. All I had was an elephant gun. Christmas Fish starring Vanessa Hudgens. Okay, let's take a break. We'll be back in just a second on Jordan, Jesse Go. It's Jordan, Jesse Go. I'm Jesse Thorne, America's radio sweetheart. Jordan Morris, boy detective.

Oh, man, have we got news for you. The news is we're having a baby. I thought you were going to join me. Oh, sorry. Do you want to do it again? Sure. The news is we're having a baby. Baby.

Blue guy in the deep blue sea. We've got two new T-shirts in the Max Fun Store. These are two of our best new t-shirts ever. These are awesome. First of all, we've got the Prank Bear t-shirt. Brian has designed this t-shirt. Brian Fernandez, our producer, gifted graphic designer. It's a passion project for him.

This really is a passion project for him. He essentially produces Jordan Jesse Go. He puts himself through that ringer so that he can create T-shirts for Jordan Jesse Go. Yeah. It's really why he's in it. It's why he's in the game. And if you don't go to MaxFunStore.com and get one of his new shirts, you're spatting in his face. Yeah.

You've spot in his face. Don't spot. Don't spot in Brian's face. So we have Prank Bear. The Prank Bear t-shirt. She's saying see in the spring, a-holes. Yeah, it's got asterisks. It's censored. It's very family friendly. So you can wear it to school. Yeah, wear it to your bear gatherings.

Wear it to a bris. Yeah, the Prank Bear is a bear who pulls a prank on you and then goes and hibernates. That's true. And he says see in the spring, a-, see you in the spring, a-holes. See you in the spring, a-holes. That's what he says. So maxfundstore.com.

And the other one is based on Jesse's son's misunderstanding of what Bart Simpson is holding. Yeah. He said not long ago at the dinner table, he said, Dad, Bart Simpson always has table? Which, of course, he was talking about Bart's iconic green skateboard. Yeah. Which he believed to be a table. To be a table. But, I mean, it could be used as a table.

As you know, I'm a skateboarding dad. He should have recognized it immediately. I love to cut a rug. You love to cut, right. Get out there, cut some rugs, do a couple jitterbugs. Yeah. Pole sitting, I love. Sure.

All the cool Gen X. All the 20s skateboard moves. Skateboard stuff. The 1920s skateboard moves. It is so cool. Brian made this look like a classic Simpsons t-shirt from the first season of the Simpsons t-shirt. So what we're saying

is buy it before they sue us yeah and it's just a picture of Bart Simpson's skateboard and where it would say Bart Simpson

underachiever and proud of it it says table table so Max I bought one of these by the way I bought one of these

with my own money we don't get these for free no we don't yeah people will say to me periodically when they see one of our new shirts, oh, can you get me a shirt? Can you get me a shirt?

I have never touched one of our shirts. They come from a third-party distributor. I bought one. My wife went on her phone and she bought herself one and she bought me one. That's amazing. You have a family shirt now. Yeah.

Maxfundstore.com. Get yours if you're looking to do a little holiday gift giving for the Jordan Jesse Go fan in your life or just someone who likes a t-shirt that's hard to explain. Yeah. maxfundstore.com. I think, I'm going to be honest with you, Jordan. I think if you get one of these table t-shirts, first of all, if you get a Prank Bear t-shirt, you can go to any national park. You'll just fit in. You'll just look like another... Here's a bear fan. Yeah, exactly. But I think if

you get one of these table shirts, get yourself over to Fairfax District of Los Angeles. Get yourself to one of these Pharrell stores. Yeah. You could... In fact, I think if you say you're blending with the streetwear types. I think if you get one of these things, you're basically automatically an Odd Future.

Right. Become the 20th member of Odd Future. Yeah. You're replacing Domo Genesis. Yeah. Sorry, Domo Genesis. You're out. Jordan, Jesse, go.

Listeners are in. Yeah. They're really great. They're all online at maxfundstore.com. And there's also a bunch of other cool merchandise for other Max Fund programs that's new for the holiday season. You can find it all at maxfundstore.com. Yeah. And if you're shopping for the holiday season, I would encourage you to check out all the new shit at putthisonshop.com, my vintage store.

There is all kinds of really cool stuff. I mean, I know what you're thinking, Jordan. Is it just giant oversized playing cards? Is that all? No, there's a lot of other stuff. There's, I know what you're thinking, Jordan. Is it just giant, oversized playing cards? Is that all? No, there's a lot of other stuff. There's more. Oh,

boy. It's not just giant, oversized playing cards. Okay, because I already have one. Well, you need 52 at least. 54 if you're going to play

Joker's Wild. Sure, well, I would never do that. Anyway, putthisonshop.com. Almost everything in there, you can use the code Tuppies

to ship it to you for free. Everything except the really giant stuff. Or if you live overseas. Some things won't work if you live overseas. But put this on shop.com and get those table shirts just like I did, baby. Go to maxfundstore.com. Baby. Don't call the listeners baby.

I don't think it encourages them to buy more. Do you want? No, boy. Do you want to go to maxfundstore. won't help this is hurting to get yourself if they were if they were thinking about buying the shirt now they are they're canceling their orders where daddy go nope here i am i'm wearing a table shirt brian cut all out. I'm not wearing any pants. This is hurting the cause. This is hurting.

This is bad for business. Ooh, you're my little baby. Yeah, all right. Okay. MaxFoodStore.com. This is so great. I think this is just a fetish for you now. It's not a running joke anymore.

It always was. No, no. Don't, don't. Don't make people. Every time I've done this voice, it's been sexual. Oh, boy, we don't need. Okay, we'll be back in just a second. We're trying to move shirts here. We'll be back in just a second on Jordan Yeseco. Love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, better known as Patty Warbucks. Patty Warbucks. Loving it. Patrick Warburton.

That's your Twitter handle. And you were saying to us pre... Sorry, the most clever thing I can come up with. It's great. It's terrific. That's rock solid.

Patty Warbucks is a good piece of business. But you were saying you were disappointed with your social media following. Before we were on, Mike, you were maybe feeling self-conscious.

Oh, I'm not disappointed. It's just disappointing is what it is. I don't think it is. I think it's great. I think it's pretty good. it's great. I think it's pretty good, but I agree.

I think news radio's Johnny Johnson deserves more. And I want more for Kronk. For me to get

involved in all that, but maybe that's what we're all required to do these days. I watched an entire film about The Emperor's New

Groove while I was on tour. That's a true story. That is not the Emperor's New Groove? Yeah, that is not the Emperor's New Groove. About the making of? Well, the Sting, the singer-songwriter Sting, known legendary lute player Sting.

And sex laster. Isn't that something funny that's just like a joke you can make, like like the guy from the police takes a long time to blast and just people know what you're talking about it is it is sort of like i think we lack mass culture in the united states right there's no monoculture everything is so atomized i think we all know it takes sting a long time to jizz so um sting was the musician everyone knows that he made sure we all knew that yeah we can say that he kept everybody in the loop i hate to brag but uh three four hours so sting sting is the was the musician of's New Groove, which ended up not being really a musical.

I think he mostly contributed opening and closing songs to it. Some great songs. He was like one of the first people involved in the film. And his wife is a documentary filmmaker. And they engaged her to be the behind-the-scenes filmmaker. And the movie went on this very long path to becoming a patrick warburton david spade comedy and uh she made a movie about this long path it is like kind of from the perspective of sting being confused as to why he's asked to write so many fewer songs for the movie the sweat box

yeah exactly it's uh it's really a hoot got to say, not enough Warburton for me. You could have made more appearances. That's my constructive criticism for Sting's wife, who is her own person, whose name I don't recall at the moment. Well, I think it was frustrating for Sting because the original incarnation of this film was Kingdom of the Sun. And it was supposed to be like a sort of a grand, more of a dramatic piece like The Lion King or something. And it morphed into a comedy. And so then all of a sudden things just got started getting sloughed off, you know, all these, you know, you know, you know, numbers. And it just became, you know, there was that, you know, the theme song and something else, like you said. And then it became more minimized.

They thought it was going to be a more serious thing at the time. They had cast David Spade based on his work doing Pinter on Broadway. And they figured that, yeah. It's so funny. It was when I first met Sting, I was like, I could almost see it in his eyes. I was like, don't hate me. I didn't have anything. Sorry this film took a twist, but it's not my fault.

That truly is one of the worst show business horror scenarios i can imagine sting disliking you through no fault of your uh emperor's new groove great and hey if you're if you're out there and you're signing up for disney plus like i did today yeah you can also boot up its sequel cronk's new groove which is delightful as well very Cronk centric yeah a lot of Cronk in there anyway I'm like I'm gonna boot up

this Disney Plus thing you know I'm I'm working for it I should have this fucking thing what's the first thing I'm gonna watch

got all the Star Wars no the 2005 sequel to Emperor's New Groove Cronk's New Groove yeah hilarious listen all we

all any of us really want is a thumbs up from Poppy. That's all, yes. A thumbs up from Poppy. Is this some kind of deep Warburton contest we're doing? You've recommended Cronk's new groove. I'd like to recommend the Warburton's vehicle, the woman chaser. Don't yell at me.

A comic noir, an independent comic noir from the late 1990s that is very funny that Patrick is wonderful in. Patrick, you're a great humanitarian. You're a great actor. So here's the story. So there's a man named Brian. Not Brian Fernandez, our producer. A different Brian. He's a longtime listener of Jordan, Jessica, a longtime tuppy.

And he knows that both Jordan and I greatly enjoy and admire the great Patrick Warburton, legendary actor and humanitarian. Sure. Now, Brian happens to work for an organization called World Vision, which does aid work in the developing world, and had worked with Patrick with that organization. And he's like, hey, you know, I happen to be a celebrity ambassador handler or whatever his title is. I don't know if that's his exact title. And I know Patrick Warburton. He's a very nice man. I bet he would be willing to come on Jordan, Jesse Go.

And that is the path that led you here. The path to Jordan, Jesse Go always runs through development work in the Sudan. Willing, thrilled to be here with you guys. And thank you so much. But, Mike, you know, this was – we met Brian and he approached us about going, my wife and I. And it was one of the great experiences of our life though. But we went with over to Africa with World Vision. We went to Zambia, I believe.

It was a year ago. We were all over. I've been to a few different places in Africa over the years. But these villages that we visited were very special because of just all the people that we met and the families and how they would all welcome all of us. Whenever we'd come into the village, they'd put on these shows and cook food and play music and whatnot. And they love World Vision because World Vision has been delivering them clean water for years and years. They, I guess on average, put in a well a day in Africa. And now they have fresh water there. So the only thing, the primary thing that they need there is clean water. So the girls have to go walk on average six kilometers or 3.7 miles with a bucket on their

head to some stagnant brackish water source. They get water that's poison half the time and have to bring it back. They're not going to school. It's dangerous for them out there, and horrible things happen to them. But that's like the job of the girls and the women. We met a woman there who had been attacked by wild dogs while she was getting water. So now they bring – An otter would never do that, by the way while she was getting water. So now they bring- An otter would never do that, by the way. No.

Oh, right. But in delivering the clean water, now they're not getting sick as much. They have clean water. They don't have to travel with a bucket on their head for six kilometers just to get a bucket of crappy water. So it really is the most important thing that they could possibly be doing for the people in Africa. So it's clean water to a new person every 10 seconds. It's extraordinary. I mean, there are in the developing world, because I used to work in

international development myself. And when I worked in Laos, and in Laos, the biggest challenge was, you know, everybody is a subsistence farmer outside of the capital. And the capital is a relatively small city. It's like half a million or something like that. But basically everyone else in the entire country is a subsistence farmer. And the biggest issue that they had was when you're a subsistence farmer, you have a little bit of extra crops. If things go well, you have a little bit of extra crops. You sell those extra crops and that's how you get the currency that you're using for everything that you're not directly growing on your land. Whatever it is, it's everything from building materials to build your house or

whatever things you need that aren't rice, basically. There's mostly rice they're growing. You're getting by selling that little bit of extra that you grow every year. But the biggest issue in Laos in these villages that we were working in was they didn't have communications to communicate with the capital. And because they didn't have communications, these guys would ride in on motorcycles, and that was who you sold your crops to, because the roads were very difficult to pass. So only motorcycles could get through. And these guys would load up their motorcycles with rice. They'd buy your rice. And the difference between knowing what the rice cost in the capital, what the market price of the rice was in the capital, and not knowing what

the market price of the rice was in the capital was, on average, we did a study, it was like 30 to 40% on what the villagers got paid. So if they knew what it was going to sell for in the capital, they could negotiate against the guy in the motorcycle. If they don't know, they are at the mercy of whatever price that person quotes them and the money goes to them. And that is like it is a tiny point of friction, you know, just like being able to access water. I mean, water is obviously just like rice.

These are the things you need to live. But like the little things that we who live in the developed world and have extraordinary privilege are not aware of are the like really essential things that make life dramatic can be that can make life dramatically more livable. why, you know, if we support organizations like World Vision and others who are putting in a little bit of help at those inflection points, it can, you know, whatever support we provide can be multiplied many times. Yeah. It's, you know, what just a little bit of money from us does, you know, for them is so, so vast, you know. That's why World Vision has all kinds of programs. One of them is, you know, where you can so, so vast, you know, and that's why World Vision has all kinds of programs.

One of them is, you know, where you can buy a family a goat, and I don't know what the goats cost, but they're like $40 or $50, I guess. I don't know. Great bargain. And they change, they'll change, a goat will help change a family's life. Brian, can you confirm $40 to $50 for a goat?

He says $85 for a goat. I've been paying so much more than that for goats. Whatever, $85 for a goat. Can you, Brian, not you, World Vision Brian, can you get me $85 goats?

Because I've been paying upwards of $140 for goats. I would like both milking and barbecue goats. Don't give him a microphone, Brian. He's not talent. Mr. Warburton is talent. And I'll just take an iced tea, actually.

I'm good. I'm good. I'm just here to hang out. Just take an iced tea. So I'll take one milking and one barbecue goat. You got that, Brian? At $85 a piece. I'm not paying $150 goat. You got that, Brian? At 85 a piece. I'm not paying 150 anymore.

But Brian, if I veer too far left, you got to jump in there and clear things up. Once I start wrecking the figures. Jordan, we'll take a nice tea. Would you like sugar in that? No, I'm good. A little lemon if you got one. Yeah. Lemon.

Is lime okay if they only have lime? Sure, yeah. Any citrus is fine. I'm not picky. Would you prefer green or black tea? Yeah. Oh, boy. Ouzlong.

Yeah. Something decaf would be great, actually. How about a jasmine tea? You know, you're getting older. I can't have caffeine after. Is it jasmine? Does tea sound nice? How about a teabag?

Teabag, yes. A teabag would be great. Would you like to just suck on a teabag? Hold on. Is this about your... Hold on. This is about your dogs. No, a teabag is a little bag with tea leaves inside. Okay.

It keeps them from getting in your tea. Guys, we talked about serious stuff for ten minutes. There we go. Yes. Good for us. We are the champions of feelings. We are serious about things once in a while. Felt good.

It felt good to change the world just now, Patrick. Yes. Well, well done, Jesse. Yeah. Patrick Warburton, by the way, wearing a hat of his own golf tournament for charity, which feels braggy to me. No. Is it? Turn it around. Turn it around, which feels braggy to me. No.

Is it? Turn it around. Turn it around. Turn it around. Turn it around. Turn it around. Oh, it is. Sorry. It says Patrick Warburton Golf Tournament for Cancer Children on it.

Yeah, but I have it on backwards at least, so I'm not like- Yeah, so that way we know you're a rude dude with a toot. That's right. That's all I had in the car. It's so coy. It's so coy. We have something else important to do. So some weeks ago on the program, we received in the mail two very strange shirts with cats on them.

These shirts were not like any sort of recognizable shirt that we had seen heretofore. They could have been designed by Ray Kawakubo, as far as we know. Am I right, Jordan? No way to tell. Could be Dries van Noten. Who knows? As far as we know. Your guess is as good as mine. Strange half-sleeved blocky cat shirt. 3XL. Wait, a little good gift horse in the mouth?

They were cats, again. To be clear, cats. 3XL. Jesse, aren't these gifts? These were beautiful gifts. They were gift, again. To be clear, cats. 3XL. They were cats. Jesse, aren't these gifts? These were beautiful gifts. They were gift cat shirts. Aren't they beautiful gifts? Somebody's heart's just been broken, too. We needed to get these shirts.

I'm sure they're sending you gifts. Right, they're listening weekly. We're very grateful to anyone who sends us anything. Yeah. Except for anthrax. No, no. Don't send Daddy some antwax. It's cute when you pronounce it like that, though.

It becomes cuter. You know where the term don't look at the gift horse in the mouth comes from? I presume somebody got in trouble looking at the gift horse in the mouth. Maybe it chomped. Seems like a cowboy thing. Well, because horses' teeth never stop growing. They keep getting bigger and bigger. So somebody gives you a horse.

Are horses rodents? No. They're the rodents of the plains, yes. But see, somebody gives you a horse, and you're looking in their mouth to see how old they are. That's rude, because they gave you a gift. So you don't do that. That's why the term don't look a gift horse in the mouth. Well, and Jesse, don't look a gift cat in the shirt.

There you go. Sorry. So we got these shirts, and we said these shirts are so beautiful, so wearable. Very wearable. So sincere. Very Chinese. That we would like to send them to some of our beloved listeners. Wow.

That's the most eloquent putting of regifting. Sharing the wealth. To send them to some of our beloved listeners. Wow. That's the most eloquent putting of regifting. Sharing the wealth. And we decided that we would do so through a contest. The only fair way to do it. Because we know that these people would love it. All of our listeners would love to get these beautiful shirts because the shirts are so beautiful. The cats are so beautiful.

The sleeves are half to two-thirds length. I'm sold. The size is so huge. Yeah, but also weirdly small in other parts. So we asked our listeners to tweet pictures of their pets promoting Jordan Jesse Go. And our guest on that program was the great comedian and writer, Eliza Skinner. And Eliza asked specifically that she would like to see flirty pictures.

Right. She would like the, the, the pets to be at least somewhat flirty in their demeanor. She didn't want just flat pets. Brian appears to have printed out a picture of every pet that people sent us. We're going to go through a few highlights and ultimately Patrick, I think it's going to be

your choice. Wow, well. Can I ask you if you are a pet guy yourself? Do you have them? Are you cat over dog? dog over cat? Are you a ferret man? We're dog people because we have as many as five dogs at a time.

A lot of dogs. Wow. Down to four now. Three barbecues, five dogs? Yeah. Well, I guess we need another barbecue. We need a barbecue per. Wow.

One dog per, one cue per dog. Yeah. I mean, we live out in Ventura County, so everybody's on sort of horse properties. We don't have horses. But if you're on a horse property and you don't have horses, you've got plenty of room for dogs around. Yeah. So we don't have to walk. If you don't have to walk your dogs.

Plus, you get wholesale goats. Yes. Yes. That's the dream. We don't overpay for wholesale goats. Yes. Yes. We don't over pay for our goats, Jesse. Sorry. But, yeah. So you're

more of a dog person than you are. So you would maybe lean toward choosing a dog. I like cats. We need a good cat. We need a cat because we have a lot of rats out. Oh, yeah. Catsattle take care of that. You're talking about people who are ratting you out to the police? Right.

You have a lot of, sure, undercover snitches you're talking about. So, yeah, I just wanted to talk about a couple of notable things. So, I mean, the pets who are flirty, who are not promoting the show. They're out. They're out. They're great. I liked seeing them. The whole point is to promote the show. A lot of people just sent us pictures of their pets,

which is great. It's great. I love seeing pictures of people's pets. I'm looking. There's an awful lot of them here. Now, Jordan, did you go through these? Have you made a choice? So I have a couple of things I want to point out.

I'd like to mention that there's a bunny rabbit right here on page one. So thanks to ZeroAnnaaphor for the bunny rabbit. The bunny rabbit is looking at a signed Summer Boys of Summer poster. So the bunny, Zero Anaphor definitely came to one of our live shows and got our autograph, which is not nothing. Yeah. But I don't see, the bunny is not specifically doing anything to promote the show. You know what I love about rabbits?

What do you love about rabbits? They're just so interactive. Yeah, they do so many things. They can read you. They know what you're feeling emotionally. And they're definitely not terrified of you. Everything from trembling to running away full speed. So I want to talk.

So I want to shout out Jackson, who gave us our only snake entry. Joaquin the Snake slithering on a hand underneath a sign that says, Hit the streets. That's one of our slogans. Something Sega Genesis, which is what passes for a joke on this show. Yeah. And Prank Bear slash Full Chort slash whatever. These are all on little signs that the snake is crawling under.

I like Prank Bear slash slash full short slash whatever because it really captures even more than something about Sega Genesis. Joaquin here really captures the half joke spirit of Jordan Jussico. You know, the kind of enthusiastic but one foot in, one foot out spirit of our sense of humor. Let's see. Of course. So I liked that. Oh, so again, I think this is not promoting the show, but I definitely wanted to shout out Chum on Twitter, whose fiance is also his pet dog. His IRL engagement ring is a metal dog collar.

He's a flirty JJ Goat pet. And this is, of course, is a listener who is engaged to a furry. It's a beautiful wolf outfit. We congratulate them on their engagement. They are disqualified because the dog is not promoting the show. It seems like everybody else had to put in the work. Okay. All these other people had to trick a snake into standing next to a sign that says something about Sega Genesis.

By the way, I would have appreciated a specific reference to Flashback or Herzog's Five. Yeah. But these people- The guys from Flashback made Shaq food. Did you know that? No. Is that true? It is.

Holy shit. That's why it looks like that. How come I can't get on Nick Weiger's new show? Yeah. Okay. I learned that on that show. Here's my question. Here's my question about Chum from Twitter. How come I can't get on Nick Weiger's new show? I learned that on that show. Here's my question about Chum from Twitter.

I like everything about this I like. I like that Chum's fiancé is his pet. I like that the engagement ring is a metal dog collar. I like the flirty picture. All they had to do, they're human beings. All they have to do is just do something to promote Jordan, Jesse, go, yet they didn't. They went through all this effort to get this entire furry costume, to get engaged, to fall in love, all this stuff they did. I think they were doing that normally.

Well, maybe. Okay. And also, I also want to shout out Shoshana, who sent over Desperado the Sheep, who has a Photoshopped word bubble. Although, I don't know. Maybe he actually said it. It says, I love JJ Go. So I like that a lot. Some unconventional pets representing in the contest.

I like, my first instinct here is I want to celebrate Callie the Service Dog. Callie the Service Dog not only has been to one of our live shows, I don't know how that happened. Bought a ticket. I hope Callie didn't try and get in for free, try and fucking sneak in the side door or whatever, pull a fire alarm and run in. I hope they didn't second act our shit like a Broadway person.

Yeah. But I like that Callie is just a beautiful dog who's holding a rope chew toy that Callie's owner Katie has tied a Jordan Jesse Go index card to. It's great.

It's a beautiful photo and it definitely is like, it's doing the prompt. You know? Yeah. She paid attention to the prompt. Those are some soulful eyes there, too. Very beautiful eyes.

Beautiful eyes. Beautiful eyes. Beautiful eyes. And I like that the dog is actively involved. Whereas, for example, there's a dog named Scott that is just wearing a human Jordan Jesse Go t-shirt. Scott obviously hates it. Scott is more unhappy wearing the t-shirt than wearing a taco costume.

Patrick, you ever try and dress up those dogs' ears? No. No, good. I don't have that kind of, I need to smoke meats and sit on the couch. That's too much work. Sure, putting a hat on a dog. A little raincoat? Ever put a little raincoat on a dog?

Nah. What about this? You head out to the lake, you ever put a dog life preserver on a dog? No. If they can't swim, then they, I guess they're shit aleck. That's it. All right. We're one less dog.

It's evolution, yes. This has been discussed in the past on Jordan, Jesse, Go, Patrick, but I will say the great advantage of the dog life preserver is not so much that it makes the dog float, though it does. It's that it has a handle on the back so you can pick your dog up like a suitcase. Yeah, but it embarrasses them in front of all those other dog friends. That's true. They make fun of them later. Your dogs may be more naturally dignified than mine. I like this French bulldog or something named Jimminsons.

Maybe Jimminsons is the person who made it. I like this little Frenchie that they trick to get into a Tupperware and it's a puppy in a tuppy. That's great. It's a great rhyme. I think we like it. Patrick, of course, for your benefit, our listeners are called Tuppies. It is because of

a dumb reason. Yep. Just like everything else on this show. I like the presence of a three-legged dog, but this dog is not promoting us. I don't care how many legs. Your dog could have six legs. You could have an eight-legged dog that's half dog, half spider.

If they're not promoting it, they're not going to win the contest. Yeah, so let's see. We got a couple of tortoise here. Just like a tortoise. I wanted to point that out. Nice cat. Nice kind of a couple of Torties here. Just like a Tortie. Just wanted to point that out. Nice cat. Nice kind of a cat.

But an Iguana in a cowboy hat. Yeah. Which, honestly, I thought we'd see more of. Knowing our listeners, I thought there would be more Iguanas in hats. Yeah. I'm surprised we didn't get any boa constrictors. Um, let's see. Let's see.

We have a cat in a shirt. We have, at Breakfast California, Frank the Cat, who also does not want to be in a JJ Go shirt. Yeah. I'm going to be frank with you. A lot of these are bullshit. Wow. Okay.

Coming in hot. This is fish with a human face. That's a whole can of worms. This person has five pictures of a cat. Sure. Some of them are flirty. Sure, one of them suggests the cat loves to eat pizza, which is fun. Where's the Jordan Jesse Go content in this? What are you doing, Robot Derek?

Sneaks the cat, you're canceled. Sorry, Sneaks. We found your old tweets. You're canceled. You're canceled. You're not hosting the Oscars. I mean, there's a great video of Pancakes the Cat sent to us by Front Butt where he asked Pancakes the Cat if he wanted to listen to Jordan Jesse go and Pancakes said meow. Yeah, I did like that one.

It's a good video. I really like that video. But yeah, let's see. There's a van full of dogs. They don't really have anything to do with the show. Yeah, I mean, I think we've covered all the bases. Oh, there's a cat on a beanbag, and someone has written river cat on it to make it look like the cat's tubing, which is what I like to do. And specifically, it's a pun on the river rat brand tube that you use to go tubing.

That's a river cat. That one, I think, is a pretty strong entry. So, Patrick, we're going to let you pull the trigger on this. Oh my goodness. Do you have any feelings one way or the other? I'm in love with Callie the Service Dog. Callie the Service Dog is very good.

I like the Frenchie a little bit. Nobody's mad. But the Frenchie's not doing anything really to promote the show. Well, I think they're trying to... The... She does have that look on her face, kind of like, what kind of breeding did you do? Yeah.

Why am I a monster? Yes. Why was I created? Yeah. I always appreciate, I mean, someone appears to have just sent us a picture of Seaman from the video game Seaman on the Dreamcast, and I appreciate it. I mean, someone appears to have just sent us a picture of Seaman from the video game Seaman on the Dreamcast. And I appreciate that.

I love being reminded of that nightmare. Oh, no. That is a real fish that someone found in a lake somewhere. Ah! Seaman. Holy shit! It's a news report. It's just an actual fish that looks like Seaman from the game Seaman.

Yeah. That's real. That's real. That's not. I don't think. Yeah. I mean, it could be a. That person loses the contest.

Could be a deep fake. Is winning. Yeah, it's possible. Could be a Seaman deep fake. You think that's coming out of the deep state? Could be. I mean, that's where deep fakes come from. From what I understand.

Probably some career diplomat created that. deep fakes come from. Yeah, probably some career diplomat created that. Somebody with a long, distinguished history of serving their country. I will say I like Callie the Service Dog. I like River Cat. I like pancakes. I like the snake.

That's maybe my, let's see, I think my top three are snake, River Cat, Callie the Service Dog. Yeah, I'm with you 100%. I loved the video, too, but I'm entirely with you. I think the snake has four different slogans. And how do you get a snake to do that? You just pick it up and put it there. Callie. I don't think he wrote them. Callie the service dog.

Don't you contradict me. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Don't you contradict me, Patrick. I am sorry. I'm sorry. Don't. I get it. You can bench press 400 pounds. No, not anymore. I have my own public radio program.

Okay. Callie the service dog has the soulful eyes, as Patrick pointed out. And River Cat, while I don't think it would effectively promote the show, technically speaking. That's true. That's true. It is a good reference to the show. That's true. And that tubing adventure that you had where you really learned what it was to be a man.

Yeah. Mm-hmm. I got lost on the Kern River. On the Kern River? Yeah. That's a rough river, too. Yeah, it's a rough. I mean, like you said earlier, you got to have a lazy river. I didn't know that. I was a first-time tuber. You got killed on the Kern, yes. Yeah, it's a rough river. I mean, like you said earlier, you've got to have a lazy river.

I didn't know that. I was a first-time tuber. You're going to get killed on the current, yes. Yeah, I almost did, but I survived because of how much I can bench. There you go. God, I knew that was a mistake bringing that up. I really did. No, it's a good story.

It's a good story. It's intriguing, Patrick. You lift weights. Patrick Warburton's yoked. He's a former model. I did used to do a little bit of print right back in the day. So coy. Oh, this charity golf hat?

This is Johnny Johnson from News Radio we're talking to. The evil Johnny Johnson. Are you ready? Do you think you could pull the trigger? I'm evil, Dave. Do you think you could pull the trigger? I'm evil, Dave. Do you think you could pull the trigger? You've got to pick two out of these three. The snake, the cat, and the dog.

Two can win because we have two shirts. That's awesome. That makes it easier. Okay, I'm going with Callie the service dog. I don't want somebody else to pick somebody else. We're going with the snake, right? The snake, yeah. Callie the service dog.

All our thanks to Natasha and the River Cat. There we go. Thank you very much to everybody. You can look on the Twitter and Instagram with the hashtag JJGoPet. And you can see all of those. And we'll take a break. We'll be back in just a second on Jordan

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with their dogs all dog things all the dog things so if that interests you well get yourself on over to maximum fun every tuesday hey cool shirt oh this thanks i got it at maxfundstore.com. maxfundstore.com Hmm, that's strange. I visited maxfundstore.com maxfundstore.com a few weeks ago and didn't see it. That's because they've just launched a ton of new stuff. Right in time for the holidays.

Oh, cool. There's patches, mugs, totes, stickers, even a onesie. Nice. Those would make great gifts for everyone I know. Great, because I already got you something from there. Thanks. Now, excuse me a moment. I need to look up maxfundstore.com on my smartphone. You know, to see what's new.

Yeah, you can't go wrong with anything from maxfundstore.com. That's awesome. Thanks for watching. La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, talk to you, Patty. In your real voice, finally. Wow. Finally, we peel back the curtain, and here he is, Patrick Warburton. That takes a lot out of me to just put this on all the time. Oh, there's, okay, that's the mask. That's the mask. We finally met the man. Patrick, this has been a real thrill.

Thank you so much for coming on the show. Thank you, Jordan. Patrick Warburton's here. Yeah, we're Jesse and I, in case you couldn't tell, we're both big fans, so having you here feels like I got a thumbs up from Poppy.

You got a thumbs up from Poppy, Jordan, as did you, Jesse. Great. Jordan, you got a thumbs up from Poppy. That's great. I love having it.

Thumbs up, Poppy. Thumbs up. Hey, we want to- Soaring over California. Oh, that's another great Patrick Warburton performance, the line at Southern, yeah, Soaring over California That's another great Patrick Warburton performance The line at Southern Soaring over California

Nice work, pal Good job, Jordan I love Disney, I'm a huge Disney fan So anytime I ever get a chance to work with Disney I love it, because I grew up going to the parks And I've had some cool opportunities throughout the years One time, Roy Disney And he was 90-something years old at the time,

his passion was sailing, and he requested that I narrate his sailing movie. What? Yes. Is this available for all to watch? Yes. And so it was the most daunting task I've ever had doing voiceover, because when you do cartoons, there's no right or wrong.

You're just goofing around. You're having fun. You're experimenting. I was talking with Brian before the show. He mentioned that you're now the voice of World Vision's public service announcements. And I thought, oh, that's great. On the other hand, how do you manage the tone of having Patrick Warburton? Look, you have a sonorous voice, Patrick.

There's no doubt about that. It's a more beautiful, it's a more honeyed voice than my own. But I think if you're hearing about- You know what, apples and oranges, Jesse. The effect that a goat or access to clean water could have on a small village in Africa

and the whole time you're thinking, access to clean water could have on a small village in Africa. And the whole time you're thinking, is that? I think that's Patrick Warburton. Is that Patrick Warburton? Is that Kronk? I don't think that's what they're thinking. I think they're just thinking, hey, I can buy a goat for people and save their lives. I'm evil, Dave. No, but when they asked me to do that,

I was very honored because I feel like that World Vision is doing as important work out there as any group in the world right now. And when you go over there and you see firsthand what they do and how it's changing lives of millions of people,

you're like, yeah, I want to get involved. Jordan, Jesse, go listen. You can go to worldvision.org to learn more if they want to buy somebody a goat. And again, I cannot emphasize this enough, Jordan. They're paying wholesale prices for these goats. These are just $85 buys a goat, if you walked right now into Best Buy and you bought even a slightly somewhat super, well, they prefer to call them certified pre-owned. You go in and you buy yourself a certified pre-owned goat.

You're going to pay $120, $140, $160, and you haven't even seen that. You don't even know if that goat can still chew a can, which is a goat's primary role. That's the market here. That's the main thing. But the folks at World Vision, they're paying wholesale prices so your dollar goes further. And they're getting premium goats, whether it's a barbecuing goat or a milking goat. I'll take a piece of pie, too. I'll do the iced tea and

a piece of, I don't know, what do you have? Do you have banana cream, Brian? Is it possible to get banana cream? What are the pies today? Can I get a goat and a banana cream pie for the good people? Just have a bite of mine. I'm not going to eat the whole thing. I kind of want my own sleighs of pie, Jordan. Okay, I mean. I'm a grown

man. I bench pressed 400. It's not you. What was your peak there? It's not you. 405? 405. I got back to 405. I bench press 407 pounds, Jordan. Okay, well, get your own pie. We're going to have extra pie at the end. I need carbohydrates so I can... It's going to be wasteful. Pump!

I need to pump! I'm so sorry I ever mentioned that. I'm a body... bodybuilder. Thank you, Patrick, for being here world vision thank you jordan we'll go to it it's a fun it's a i'm i think that's a thing people can do if they're looking to do a little holiday giving i know and now i can listen to you guys because i just um learned from my son how to listen to podcasts literally four days ago. He's telling me about a podcast. No, my son Shane, who's in D.C. I go, how do you listen? He goes,

there's an app. There's like a podcast app. He goes, yeah. What's it called? Podcast? Yes. I go, oh. And then he goes, yeah, and you can just go through here and listen to podcasts. Well, Shane will be thrilled to learn that you, having just learned how to listen to podcasts, were on the most popular one.

There you go. We're the world's number one podcast. As far as you know, man, we just discovered podcasts. But it is so ridiculous, the bubble, the cave in which I hide. And I have to have my kids show me how to do everything. They just taught me how to program a VCR the other day. You don't need this anymore. So you can tape 60 minutes?

Yes. Patrick, we're known for two things. Number one, being the world's most popular podcast. Okay. Number two, being the podcast where between them, the two hosts can bench press 813 pounds. 407 for me, 406 for Jordan. That is huge. What was that? 405 was your top? You made me, 406 for Jordan. That is huge.

What was that? 405 was your top? You made it to 405, Patrick. Forget it. Patrick. It was a dumb story. It was a great story. They were all great.

Jordan, before we go, do we all just want to talk like Patrick Warburton for a little bit? I don't. I think that's. You shouldn't talk like your guests. You guys do that. You shouldn't. I'll talk like Brad Garrett. Yes!'t. I'll talk like Brad Garrett. Yes!

Hey, Brad Garrett, it's me, Patrick Warburton. We're both deep-voiced men. Hey, Jordan. Hey, Jesse. Mom's not going to be very happy. Brad Garrett, good work on... Shit, now I'm half Warburton, half Garrett! You're Patrick Gearburton.

Patrick Warburton, it's a genuine honor to have had you on Jordan. I really enjoyed it. Thank you very, very much. Thank you, guys. Thank you. Our producer is Brian Sonny D. Fernandez. You can find us on the web at MaximumFun.org. You can find us on Twitter at Jesse Thorne, at Jordan underscore Morris, at Patty Warbucks,

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