Jordan, Jesse, GO! - The Last Fanta Girl, with Solomon Georgio

Episode Date: November 27, 2025

On today’s episode, we welcome comedian Solomon Georgio to the show to go absolutely hamnuts in a conversation about Sailor Moon energy drinks, nipple concerns, Tyra’s hot ice cream, and much more.*Follow Solomon on Instagram. *Celebrate 25 years of Bullseye!*Visit bit.ly/coolfight for the new comic series Predator Bloodshed, which drops Feb 25, 2026! *Order Jordan’s Predator comic: Black, White & Blood!* Order Jordan’s new Venom comic!* Donate to Al Otro Lado.* Purchase signed copies of *Youth Group* and *Bubble* from Mission: Comics And Art!JJGo MERCH ~Get Bronto Dino-Merch!Get our ‘Ack Tuah’ shirt in the Max Fun store.Grab an ‘Ack Tuah’ mug!The Maximum Fun Bookshop!Follow the podcast on Instagram and send us your dank memes!Check out Jesse’s thrifted clothing store, Put This On, and use CODE JJGO for 10% off.Follow beloved former producer, Steven Ray Morris, on Instagram.Follow new producer, Jordan Kauwling, on Instagram.Visit Factormeals.com/JJGO50OFF for 50% off. Visit Auraframes.com and use Promo Code: GO

Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free. Unto the locks and throw away the keys and take off your shoes and sucks and run you. It's Jordan Jesse Go. I'm Jesse Four in America's Radio, sweetheart. Jordan Morris, boy detective. Jordan, you're wearing this is Godzilla versus Space Godzilla t-shirt? I, thank you for noticing. You're welcome.

You didn't notice my haircut. Okay. But you did notice my Godzilla versus Space Godzilla shirt. Yeah, I, you know, my interest. in Godzilla reawoken, like the monster himself after a nuclear blast. Right. So there was, there was that nuclear war and that reawakened your interest in Godzilla. Yeah. Like the original nuclear war. Yeah. You know, animated the original Godzilla. Got it. Um, so I, something I have learned is that like, the world of Godzilla

merch is insane. Yeah. If you're a Godzilla guy or gal or pal, or person, there is so much shit for you that the algorithm will just spew at you at all times. And I love it. It's working on me. Jordan, I almost bought a Godzilla nightlight. I have no child. I have no child. But this Godzilla nightlight was a sleeping little Godzilla curled up like a cat. Anytime he does anything that looks like a cat, I like that. Jordan, I don't, I like Godzilla perfectly fine. I've seen the movie Godzilla. Great place to start, by the way. If you're looking to get it to get any, into Godzilla. I saw the movie

Godzilla. What was it? Godzilla that I like so much? Godzilla minus one. Yeah, Godzilla minus one. I was trying to say year zero inside my head. Godzilla minus one, which I thought fucking rule. I thought it was so great. I thought it was so great. But I don't have the same emotional. Sure. You know, you spend your childhood

watching Godzilla on UHF television or something. Yeah, I think we had, I think the bulk of my Godzilla watching happened because at the Kmart we went to there was a bin of $5 VHS tapes and if I was good I got to pick one

and those tapes are mostly Godzilla and you can bring home a VHS and I would watch them with mother If you were good, you got Godzilla if you were bad you had to settle for Woody Woodpecker Easily the worst VHS well maybe I was going to say worst VHS I'm going to say

worse than Woody Woodpecker is three Casper cartoons. Yes that's true. That might be the worst VHS. That's very true. It goes three Casper cartoons, Woody Woodpecker. My eight-year-old, occasionally, one of the only, like, outings that he wants to do is he will go to Little Tokyo with me. Yes. And I fucking love outings. Outings are great. Little Tokyo's terrific. My children hate outings. I love outings. Yeah, they have sensory issues. Crimeer, River. But I love outings, and my eight-year-old will go to Little Tokyo with me. Is your eight-year-old into conveyor belt sushi?

No, my eight-year-old will not eat anything there. Okay. Only interested in buying an anime figurine and leaving. Okay. And I, while I am there, see Godzilla shit and Ultraman shit. And I'm like, this could turn me into an artist who makes art for juxtapose magazine. Like, if I brought six of these awesome toys into my home, I would become that guy so fucking fast because those Godzilla t-shirts are so great. All those weird Ultraman kaiju's that he fights against are so tremendous.

I tried to watch Ultraman once. It is unwatchable. It is a nightmare to watch. It is horrifically dull. But you must have all the figurines and busts. Oh, those little guys are so cool. Yeah, the guys are great. Those little guys is like a little fucking sail dinosaur, but it's got horns, and it's, oh, it's so good.

It's from space. Yeah. I think I've talked about this on the show before, is I often envy, like, Beatles people and people who have family members that are Beatles people. Right. Because of just a constant stream of stuff, right? There's always stuff. There's always a puffin to buy for my Aunt Marty. Yeah, I know.

And if, like, every time I have a hard time buying a gift for a family member, I'm like, why don't they like the Beatles more? They're so, it's everywhere. And I, I'm kind of like, ooh, I'm becoming, I'm becoming Godzilla guy. I'm becoming so easy to shop for. Not that I was hard to shop for before. If you need a present for old Jordan, let's give me some Godzilla shit. I'll love it. I'll love it.

I got to pick up. I'll eat it up like Godzilla eats fish and nothing else. I got to pick up something like that because I can only imagine the nightmare. That it is, even for my adoring wife to find a gift to purchase for me. What about, do you feel this way about, like, giant stuff? See, that's the thing. I don't. Okay.

I hate it. You don't want a bobblehead. You don't want to. I've been given bobbleheads before, and I have to figure out how long I have to keep it before I can throw it away. Right. I have a few giant things. You started throwing it away in front of the person who gave it to you.

Like, I have a few. Giants things and I do love the San Francisco Giants. My office is right outside the studio and I have a Giants A's split cap from the 1989 World Series. I have a like a lineup card from a game in 1989 when I was eight, you know, it was peak, peak baseball for me. And I used to have like a homemade sign, like a hand-painted sign that someone was selling on Etsy that said humbaby. Yeah. Which was like the catchphrase of the giants in the late 1980s, early 1980s, early 1990s. But like, in general, if you just get me a Giants thing, I do not want that. Like, I don't just want like a Giants T-shirt. You know what I mean? Like, it's my own fault. I have a lot

of things. Sure. I am at the flea market every week deciding what I do and don't want. You have a funny little coincidence. You like the Giants? I like Godzilla, who's a bit of a giant himself. That's a really good point. And you know what? Here's a, here's a, here's a, here's a tertiary coincidence. Our guest on this program is a giant of comedy. Yes. Yes. All true, all good, worth saying. A stand-up comic comedy writer Solomon Georgio. Hi, how are you? It's nice to see you. It's nice to see you. It's wonderful. It's good to be here. Do you have a thing that people can just buy for you if they need a gift for you? I'm one of those people. If you get me a book, I'll be happy. books good I'm I like I'm I'm also I'm also a person who likes things that are thoughtful and made

Like I'm not like I my friends got me me painted as grace Jones smoking a cigarette I think we would all love that Yeah, so just like I'm literally in her look and but it's but like the cigarette hanging out my mouth Did they get you anything that like reflects that they know anything about you? Yeah, so like for me like I I don't really have I love Sailor Moon, but I don't really need much from her. Oh boy,

there's Sailor Moon shit. Oh, there's so much. If you wanted to get into shit? I have, and I have some. I have plenty. Run down some of your Sailor Moon shit. I have these miniatures. I also, there's a soda and each character has their own flavor. Okay. I have those.

Like undrank? Yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah. If somebody drank them, I would be deeply upset. Yeah, they wouldn't be collectible. Right. I, I, I, all, I, C-C, soda in can, if you try to buy them on eBay. Yeah, all my bookmarks are in Sailor Moon bookmarks. Okay.

I just have like here and there, but I'm very like, with the stuff I like, I don't want too much of. I want to be able to pick what I like. Because you could get into apparel, you could get into busts, you could get into little dresses. Little dresses. I have one of the dresses. Okay. Have you worn it to like an event? I wore Halloween last year.

I was Sailor Jupiter. Oh, cool. Good Sailor. Yeah. That's. Tell me about the difference between the sailors Salman, do you want to feel this one? Well, yeah, there's

Sailor Jupiter, because there's a lot, but the one, particularly Sailor Jupiter, she's the very tall tomboy one, but she's also very domestic. So she lives like a two-sided lifestyle because everybody's like, oh, you play sports, you're the boy, she's like, no, I love cooking.

They put a lot of thought in the character. The sailors are complex. The sales are part complex, and also the creator is like one of the most, like, a lot of the clothes, she was like into fashion a lot, so a lot of the outfits, especially the villains, are Mugler, knockoffs that she made. So, like, these, like, are high, like, she, I love her. She's a great animation artist, but, like, villain wearing Mugler in a cartoon,

and you didn't know that when you were 10 is, like, very cunty. And as a cunty child, I was very happy. Do people who are like, oh, you're the Sailor Moon guy? So they get you stuff where you're like, yeah, I don't want this? No, no, I don't be, like, I feel like, because I, I'm very much. I'm one of those people, like, I have an interest, but I don't, like, collect too much into it. But for me, like, I just, like, books, happy. Always give me a book.

I, like, even if it's a book that, it's not my taste, that makes me even happier. Are you going to read the book? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'll eventually. Look at this guy. Reading the book? Yeah, it's going to take me a couple years. Where you are?

What are you? A freaking nerd? Yeah, I'm a big dork. My, my algorithm is now basically purely Godzilla merch. It's really flipped From goth women working out So all Godzilla merch There was a real

180 And I went to like a 30 Yeah That might not be a real 180 So I I can The events passed as of this airing So I can I can spoil it

I was shopping for a tank A tank top Oh okay To wear I was for a tank I'm crazy now I'm creating my own country. You already know I've flattened downtown. Yeah. It's already been in the news.

I'm proud of you. Podcaster of Tane's Tank. Hey, Solomon, thank you. And I feel that's what you should say when you say someone in a tank. I'm happy. I'm probably don't kill me. Don't run over me or shoot me with the tank. Um, a tank top. Uh, I've been plugged this on the show a couple times. Cody Ziegler and I are going to, are going to do, have done a little event for our Predator comic. Cody's a famous tank top guy. I'm like, I'm going to join

him in a tank. Yeah. And it'll be two guys, two tankers. Two tankers. And you know, and I already kind of got used to the... Which day of Christmas is that two tankers tankers? Two tankers tanking. Second day of Christmas. Jesse, the second.

There's two of them. You're going to get two tankers on the eighth day. Okay, well, I don't know. Anyway. Maybe each counts for four. Yeah. Yeah? So I got used to tanking because of that lovely Simpsons tank top you gave me.

Oh, there's another way I'm easy to shop for. Ooh, Simpson's shit. Give me. I'll take it. I don't respect that. Thank you. It's hard to find Simpson stuff. Where is it?

Deeply difficult. Only everywhere, all places. I went to this screening of Halloween horror. episodes of the Simpsons? Yes. And Tree House of Horror. Yes. Please don't at me.

Too late. Too late. They already did. Of the Simpsons that are our friends, Julia and Allie were putting together and their club of stone cutters of Los Angeles. It's a trivia show that does Simpsons trivia and then they show episodes and they have writers as guests. You can play as a team. I have won that by myself. Oh, wow.

Yeah. Thank you. Yeah. I've, I'm cool and good. Solomon, just so you know, they brought this to Max FunCon one year, Max FunCon East, and I was there. And this is a room full of comedy nerds that are at Max FunCon because they're comedy nerds. Jordan was on a team. I just watched three comedy nerds just stare open-jawed at Jordan as he ran the table on questions where there were other teams of four that were getting like 30.

percent of them? Teams of four, Jordan Solo, they were just like the other three people on his team just gazing up at him. Like I said, cool and good. That's me. Yeah. Anyway, I went to this event and in my head, I was planning to win the raffle. Yes. And when I won the raffle, instead of giving it to my child who had gone with me, I was going to give the Matt Graining sketch of Bart Simpson Simpson to my friend Jordan. So I just want to take credit for that. thing that I didn't do. Thank you. Thank you for not doing it.

Oh, but so I, the tank, I'm like, I'm going to wear, I'm going to try and find a predator tank. Yeah, so Jordan has a Simpson's tank that he realized makes him seem like a real summer boy. People love it when he wears it and he becomes like the ultimate party animal. So I'm going to get a predator tank. So I searched around it a little bit, found a predator tank. It's not ideal.

I was looking for something a little more vintage. It's one of those like we print to, you know, make whatever. But still pretty good, you know, and you cost. $35, $40, but you just made $35 or $40 writing a predator card book. I know, yeah. I'm basically, I broke even on this thing. I spent all my money on tanks.

So, you know, I spent some time searching for a tank, and now the algorithm is like, what about a Godzilla tank? Oh. It's showing me Godzilla tanks constantly, and I am going to fucking crack. I should just do it now. Yeah, I'm wondering why, what are you waiting for? I don't know. I'm going to buy it.

Yeah, I'm like, I'm, you're already in tank top's mode. Yeah, I know. Solomon, are you a tankman? I am not a tank person, and I should be, but I'm not. I don't know why I should be. I just should, I think anyone should wear a tank top. They're really comfy. Like, I wear them under my clothes.

Like, for me, I always think of them as like undershirts, so I just feel... You're a layerer. Yeah, I'm also, my nipples are just so big. I've always said that. I have always said that. Yeah, they just, they're pointing in a direction, and I'm like, I don't... T-cups, sure. And I was just like, it's not cold.

It's just the way they are. Okay. So you're worried that you'll nip out. Oh, there's no worry. They'll be seen invisible from every point in space. I used to get, when I was writing like an advice column for the menswear blog, I would get so many notes from people, from dudes who had nipple concerns. Just really serious nipple concerns.

And I have seen so many men in the world in my time and never have I thought to myself, oh, weird, that guy's nipping out or something. Like, not one time. But there's no convincing a prominent nippled man that no one cares about the prominence of his nipples, as evidenced by your friend Solomon Giorgio here. That's because there's people like me

judging harshly when I see somebody's nipples. Jesse, I think you're showing some of your small. Nip privilege? I know, I think he's being respectful towards other people's huge nipple showing. But I, under the hand, I'm just sitting there like, wow. Brave. Is it the nib or the ariole that's...

Oh, the ariole is living its own life. It's just the... Just the protrusion. Just a hanging out. Just like it's... Like, I'm sure it's not a problem, and I'm the only one that notices it. But you know what?

I'm the one that has to deal with it. But then so you... You're an undershirt guy because of that. Yeah, no, yeah, I'm wearing an undershirt now. You're wearing an undershirt under your t-shirt. Yeah, just to calm down the nipple. Double-shirting it. Yeah.

Now, what Kaiju do you have on it? Camera or... And I'm going to hate to break it to you. I've only seen one Godzilla film. Really? Which one? It was the 2000s one where Puff Daddy's saying, come with me. I mean, that's the one to see. I think every Godzilla fan agrees if you're going to see one.

Truly, you just watched one where they ruin... Was it, you know, Jimmy Page? Yeah. I remember so vividly that, like, Puff Daddy performed that song on Saturday Night Live with Jimmy Page. Yeah. And you're just like, you just hope, like, for all of the horrific nightmares that we now know Puff Daddy was visiting upon the world, not the smallest of them was his shit music that always is. Always sucks. But, like, at that point, you just think, like, how, what kind of check do you got to cut Jimmy Page to not just license the sample?

Like, it's one thing to license the sample. And maybe they replayed it, maybe whatever. But to show up to Saturday night. Like, to come to things. Yeah. Well, first of all, like, yes, p.dity, piece of shit. But don't forget, Jimmy Page on his own. A true monster

That's a good point So it's like a monster Sees another monster and they write a song about a monster Yeah Only the fact that the statute of limitations On fucking people with fish Has passed Yeah the only person you want to be alone in a room

In that video is Godzilla Right Because Godzilla will never You'll never You'll never You'll never kill anyone intentionally Yeah And Matthew Broadro

And Matthew Broderick. Yeah. Oh, Matthew Broderick. Oh, I love Matthew Broder. Is Hank Azaria in that, too? He is. There's several Simpsons cast members in that movie. Really?

Yeah. I was just thinking yesterday about the period of time where they were wondering, where both Simpsons cast members and show business were wondering, should Simpsons cast members be on camera? Mm-hmm. Like, this is the best and, like, most important thing that's happened in the last 50 years of American comedy, they said to themselves. Should Dan Castelaneta have a part in our

spoof of indie movies from the 90s? That's the last thing I saw him in when my daughter was watching spoof movies. Hank Azaria and Yerley Smith were both on TV show together. Oh, was Hank Azaria on Herman's Head? Yeah, he was the best friend on Herman's Head. I only remember Yardley Smith being on Herman's Head. It's the only character from Herman's Head I actually remember.

I remember there was like a ponderous poindexter inside Herman's head. Yes, there was. type guy. And it was like an Artie Lang character, but it wasn't Artie Lang. Just looked like him. Now who was in Drexel's class? That's a great question.

That's a great question, Jordan. Yeah. Anyway, synchronized swatches. Anyway, let's do the album. Synchronize our swatches. We'll be back in just a second on Jordan, Jessica. It's Jordan Jesse Go. I am Jesse Thorne America's Radio, sweetheart. Jordan Morris, boy, detective.

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Great. I got my holiday specials on the boob tube. Yeah, the boob tube is also what I call the television. But what do I eat? What do I eat, Jesse? I got the beverage. I got the blanket. I just don't know what to eat.

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We printed some Bullseye 25th anniversary posters, and by we, I mean a company that mostly prints carnival posters by hand in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, printed three different designs of Bullseye 25th anniversary posters. This is like a style that I used, I don't know, 15 years ago for Sound of Young America posters. The first posters we ever made, I brought them back for the 25th anniversary. We had some at the Bullseye 25th anniversary shows in Santa Cruz, Los Angeles, and New York, but a lot of folks were mad at me once I posted them on Instagram and on social media that I was not selling them anywhere else. We have a very limited number that are available right now,

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jewelry for both men and women and home gifts and lots and lots of clothes. We got a bunch of clothes into the shop lately. So go to put this on shop.com for all of that. I think a nice bomber jacket might be nice for somebody. Oh, yeah. A nice holiday gift, a nice bomber jacket. They can remind them of bombs. Yeah.

Every time they look at it, they can think of bombs. Jordan, have you got a comic book stuff right now? Yeah, Jesse, I got a, we've been talking. throwing out a lot of URLs during this segment. And I know people are probably going crazy. Put this on shop.com. Yeah. Factor Meals.com slash JJ Go 50 off.

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What is that URL? Is it like comic book related? It's bit. Bit.L.Y slash cool fight. I'm going to circle back to that in a second. New comic book series drop in February 25th, 2026. Jesse, I'm talking, of course, about Predator Bloodshed. This is a incontinuity Predator mini-series drawn by the great Roland Boshi and written by me, Jordan.

Are you Jordan Morris? I'm Jordan Morris. Does it star everyone's favorite snakehead alien? Predator, I don't know. Fleshy dreadlock alien? Fleshy dreadlocked man. And a bold, yes. But I think he has some snake-like features as well.

He's definitely someone people find surprisingly sexy. Yeah, and he eats hamsters. Does he eat hamsters? Frozen rats? I don't know. I don't think he's ever eating a frozen rat. Yeah, probably. Although he's got that heat vision.

You'd have to get it toasty. Sure, sure. I think, you know, they're honorable hunters, Jesse. So if the frozen rat, you know, was a worthy opponent, he would eat it. Got it. Like Carl Weathers. Like Carl Weathers, for instance, the worthiest of opponents. So you can, I'm very excited about this. Not a parody mini-series.

It's a real ass predator thing in Predator continuity. And yeah, I would love for people to pre-order it. If you go to bit.ly slash cool fight, you can get all five issues signed by me, delivered to your house from the good folks at Collector's Paradise. Obviously, if you've got a favorite comic book store, please support them, but if you want to get them signed and through the mail, bit.l.ly slash cool fight. And speaking of comic books, I'm going to be talking about them at the Merced Public Library on December 3rd. Merced, California. Merced, California. I'll be right there at the public library, 5 p.m., 7 p.m. on December 3rd. And at the Thousand Oaks Public Library, December 6th, 2 p.m. to 3 p.m. So please come to those events, and please go to bit.com. why slash cool fight can i just say if you're in merced california what are you waiting around for

what are you waiting around for yeah what do you what are you up to that's so great in merset look there's a nice place but jordan doesn't come there every day i don't i'm only coming the once december third what do you what do you eat in mersed what's the what's the what's the mersed local delicacy fish okay got to eat some of their famous fish i can't wait yeah i mean i guess try tip right, tri-tip? I don't know. I think it's tri-tip. Are they known for their try-tip?

I think most of your central California known for its tri-tip. Okay, I'll get a tri-tip beside a fish. Okay, great, perfect. Let's get back to the show. It's Jordan Jesse Go. I'm Jesse Thorne, America's Radio Sweetheart. Jordan Morris, boy, detective. And I'm Solomon Giorgio, the last Fanta Girl. What happened to the previous Fanta Girl?

Let's not worry about that. Oh, wow. They've never found the bodies. They've been pronounced dead. Yeah. Look, cocaine is a hell of a drug. Cocaine is a hell of a drug. They're just dredging various rivers, hoping to find something. What kind of soda do the Sailor Moons have? They're different flavors. They're like sweeter, which is why I kind of like. like them.

Yeah. There's pear, there's pomegranate. There's a little marble in there. Oh, I wish. No, there's standard soda, but the marble ones are

top tier soda. Are they just in your fridge? No, no, no, no. They're not in the fridge. They're just in a cabinet that I open on every once in a while just to look at them.

Cool. I went to an Angels game last year. Los Angeles, Angels of Anaheim, Jordan. Right. And... Oh, a team, okay.

They had a, They had a big, like, tent, like an event tent out in front of the front gate for the Japanese sports soft drink, Pocari Sweat. Right. And I just was like there thinking about how sad it was for the Pocari sweat people that they, like, signed a five-year contract not knowing that Chohei Otani only had a three-year contract with the angels. And so they still have to go out front in front of the angel's stage. but with no Japanese people to drink their Pocari sweat. Like everyone else hightailed it to Dodger Stadium and they're like, oh, 18 months left. I feel like I've had a Pocari sweat out of curiosity.

What is it? This is just not, this is not the American palate and I think this is gross. No, Pocari sweat is very gross. It's sort of like a Gatorade. Right. In that it is supposed to replace your electrolytes, but it has a sort of very light lemon-lime flavors so it just sort of tastes like a salted drink yeah yeah yeah I'm just yeah I like I feel that way about most cells flavored cells it's like I don't want my flavor to be a distance

away oh you want it right there like I don't I don't want to I don't want to hint I don't want to nudge I want the whole flavor you want to catch that flavor in the lines yeah like I just it just like for me it's like whenever like a look atroix for me it's like oh you taste someone hits the back of your throat which is the last place I want to taste things you want to Right there up front on your mippies. What about the soft palate? What about the soft palate? I just talk to every bud.

What seems like that, it seems like then the Sailor Moon Seltzer is probably your dream drink. Yeah, it's a dream drink. I bought two of each so I can enjoy. So you would know what the girls taste like. Yes. And it was a very good soda. And I'm actually considering just rebuying it, just enjoy.

Yeah. I thought about there were some street fire energy drinks I was very curious about and had very cool cans and I thought about like getting some online I could not find them I actually didn't go to a little Tokyo which I should have I've seen them there yeah yeah as have I seen these sailor moons really okay there you go uh well yeah I have still haven't had them but I am curious I think we should get these sodas we got to get the soda I was trying to get my child to try something on the basis of one of the animas they like being on there yeah it did not

stick. It did not work. Yeah. It's... Have this one-piece ham. Yeah. Kids won't eat one-piece ham. Come on. It's a one-piece ham-flavored peanut. Too many... Oh, ham nuts. Oh, ham nuts. Honestly, like... That was on after

Drexel's class, wasn't it? The fact that I can't get my child to eat unusual Japanese snacks with me when we're in Little Tokyo at the Japanese grocery store is so maddening to me because like on the one hand I don't

really like shrimp flavored stuff but like on the other hand Japanese food flavors are far enough away from what I eat in my day to day life to be interesting to me but rarely far enough

away to be truly gross to me so it's like a little adventure it's fun see but I feel for like if I as a child I once once was in the past Is that so? That's cool. Yeah, believe it or not, Japanese food would have scared me.

Like, the whole, like, just being told what sushi was when I was nine, I was like, what? How did it? And I was, like, one of my main foods. Real talk. We grew up, you know, at the time of, like, peak making fun of sushi. Like, sushi was weird and only something that, like, crazy people in Beverly Hills. Robert De Niro specifically. What are you, a beatneck eating that sushi?

Yeah. Somebody forgot to cook this, dad would say. Yeah. Yeah, there's still whole swaths of Japanese cuisine. I went to Japan in eighth grade on a school trip, and I went to a very ridiculous private school at the time. Thank you for paying for my trip to Japan, ridiculous private school. But then as now, there are just wide swaths of actual Japanese food that do not appeal to me. Oh, yeah?

Because I just don't like fish very much. And that is the primary, like, I'll eat the curries, I'll eat the ramen. And once you get past that, you're getting into dicey territory for me. I'm very adventurous. I like Topoki. No, no, no, not to-oh, gosh, what is it when, that's the octopus balls. Oh, yeah, sure. I've eaten those before.

And I even, on the scale of fish that I don't like, octopus are very high or low, the one where I'm willing to. to eat them. I do not mind eating octopuses. I feel bad for the octopuses because they're so smart. Right. They can predict the outcomes of soccer games. Yeah. Yeah, but still get eaten? Yeah, how's far are you?

Come on. Don't get cut. That guy on Netflix fuck you all the time? So I heard. I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it. Yeah, maybe you should have predicted the fact that if you braise and then barbecue, you get a soft arm with a charred tentacle. Yeah. I mean, sucker.

A soft tentacle with a charred sucker. I am a real, you know, picky baby when it comes to seafood, too. But I will just eat a piece of tuna sushi. I think it's delicious. And it doesn't make sense to me why, like, if you cooked that and glazed it, I wouldn't want it. I think I should eat that. Like, there is this significant part of me where, like, eating fish and I'll eat, I eat shellfish fine. I'll eat

shrimp's fine I like shrimps pretty well but my wife and I neither of us likes fish very much and for that reason I've just never been asked

to stretch myself so it's the last it's the only category of foods that I'm weird about like I eat spicy food I eat you know all different kinds of shit but fish just because

if I was like I'm going to learn to like fish. I'm making fish tonight. My wife would be like, ugh. I mean, I think if you just went to any strip mall sushi place, got a piece of tuna sushi, a little piece of tuna on rice, dipped it in soy sauce and ate it, I think you would love it. It's really, it's really delicious. Because I will eat a... It wouldn't even have to be like, it could just be a strip mall sushi place. I will eat like a tuna, like, I will eat any food that a waiter brings up to me. Yeah. At a gala.

And so I eat, I like a past odor of, yeah. I am totally glad to eat like a tiny uncooked tuna taco, for example. It's a popular past app these days. Yeah. Like, I will eat that. I can't say I love it, but I'll eat it gladly. Like, I won't have a problem with eating it. So I think tuna maybe is a special one, right?

No, like, tuna is just the most desirable-looking one. Okay. But for me, like, I feel like there's so many good fishes out there. What's a nasty bitch that you'll eat? Oh, God, I don't think there's, that's too many nasty bitches that I wouldn't eat. But, like, I've eaten, like, with sushi is shishimi, especially, like, I've eaten most of them. Like, I love a good scallop's sashimi. I feel like I would eat that.

Yeah. Like, for me, shrimp shishimi is great. For me, I say go for the high bar here, because we have sugarfish, and it is possibly the most delightful way to enjoy a night of sushi because it's all made to order, and the rice is warm, and it is deeply pleasant. And you might see Bradley Cooper there. Also, for a nicer restaurant, it is not that overpriced for, like, a pre-fixed meal. I work for sugarfish, by the way. Guy Brandon works for California prunes, and Salman-Gargo works for sugarfish. Honestly, if there is an option for a brand deal, I am here.

I do want to back up, what's your favorite past app? My favorite, see, I'm also a person that loves apps. So there's really, it's very rare You give me an app that I don't like I, when there is, I am not a shellfish person Specifically like I, well, shrimp mostly is one that I can't really do Like I can do scallops, like they're raw

Like scallops and oysters I'm content but Huh Our former colleague, Mariel Reyes Is deathly allergic To shellfish And I remember when she was still Working for me

one day she just decided and she told me she was going to eat shrimp tacos and I was like aren't you like really allergic to shellfish and she goes she tells me yes but I love it so once a year I just drink a bunch of Benadryl and then go get fish tacos I mean it's like I have one bullet in this gun every year I check to see give it a shot see if my luck's holding out like that is you know what more power to her that is i don't think i've ever loved anything that much i mean you know we should just enjoy it in a drowsy type way yeah let's take a call shall we what is this a momentous occasion what do we got this is another segment there's another oh so solomon you're obviously you're a comedy writer you write for

survival of the thickest um so we don't need to explain to you that we come up with a lot of ideas for our show. So if this seems like just somebody calling in to tell us something that they wanted to tell us, but at the beginning they say it's for your segment, blah, blah, blah, that they just made up. Actually, we made it up because we work really hard on the show. We don't. Yeah. Jordan, Jesse, illustrious guest.

This is Luke in Seattle, and I'm calling in for your beloved recurring segment, Dinosaur Heist News. Up here in Seattle, our Pacific Science Center recently announced that they were getting rid of their janky, old, animatronic dinosaurs, which I loved as a child, so I kept an eye out, and apparently the way you get rid of a janky old animatronic dinosaur is you cut it up into chunks and throw it into the dumpster behind the Science Center.

So when I heard this had happened, I headed on down there. My partner and I brought a kitchen knife and cut off several chunks of animatronic dinosaur, and I'm now the proud owner of a left arm from a parasolophis and a triceratops leg and a stegosaurus. earth plate and a tail from some kind of sorapod that used to be getting eaten by dynonicus's or something. And I don't know what I'm going to do with them, but they're mine now. And they fill me with joy. Thanks for all the last. Love you.

Bye. Love you too. Well, I'm going to say, yes. That didn't go the direction that I expected. In many ways, yes. First of all, I anticipated these dinosaurs going up to auction or something like that. So I was surprised that they just got cut up and dumped. Yeah.

And Solomon, it sounds like I'm looking at your countenance. You're paler than Jordan right now, Solomon. That's impressive for me. No, I'm from Seattle, Washington, and I've been to Pacific Science Center. I know the animatronic dinosaurs he speaks of, and I'm deeply upset that they decided to throw him away. But yeah, this is a heist or is it a dumpster dive? He really elevated it by calling it a high. Yeah, it's like, you, like, they're throwing it away.

He got a driver and a demolition's expert. Yeah, sure. Yes. The knife? The knife. Solomon, okay, so, yeah, I agree with, the fact that they just threw these away is insane. Because, like, what do people have childhood attachments to harder than, like, the museum shit they saw? I'm thinking of, like, if they announced auctions for shit from the LaBrea tarpits, I would, like, go into debt to buy it.

Yeah, like, make money off of me. I'm an idiot. I would buy something stupid. Would you have gone in to buy the dinners? A full-size dinosaur animatronic? Yeah. You got Boku-Bootobox. Like, I just, for me, there's just, like, I'm not a collector unless it's gigantic and silly and in the way.

Yeah, or if it's a can. Or if it's a can, a can that I could put a cabinet. But if it's something that I would make someone upset if I brought it home, I probably want to get it. Get yourself a Dynonicus, put it in a nice little sailor moon dress. Thank you so Oh my God, Jordan That is jeeat I'm always thinking

a cool shit like that We should never come together It would be disastrous I guess the thing that I'm thinking is like What is a hunk of dino flesh good for if you can't fry it up and eat it Right

I will say the thing I remember About that 90s Godzilla movie With the famous soundtrack In Matthew Broderick You could hate me now but I won't stop now yes a very bad movie

rewatched it not too long ago stinks but there is a part where they do find a little Godzilla chunk like on the beach or something and it looks good his flesh looks good I will always remember like looks tasty yes based on my memory I don't think

what he got looks good and I but I yeah I feel bad because he should have the whole he should have had access to getting the whole piece instead of just pieces of a pieces. When you say it looks good, do you mean like the marbling is nice? Just everything, yeah. Was it CGI or was an actual?

No, and it was practical. And that's my, practical meat. Yeah. We just want to see practical meat in our movies. Let's go back to practical meat. Practical meat. Look, like in bullet. I love me to the Azic pop department.

Yeah, they did a nice job with this meet. I've been watching Sister Bonifice, and in this last episode, it's a nun who's also a murder. Oh, cool. Like she solves murders. Sounds good. Oh, she's not a murderer. No, she solves murders.

She's not a murder perpetrator. She's a murderer solver. She's in the past. She just didn't have, like, she's doing like old school forensics. But yeah, they had merrows, which they call squashes. And it was a large, and you can see the prop department went all out. Squashes. It was like, they made these giant, I was like, oh, I love it.

I love, because after being on the other side of the industry, like, I love any time the art department gets to go wild. What's an art department? wildness that you've been able to witness on that side of the industry? Because you don't realize how much props you have. So every time you do one of these meetings, it's a long meeting with a laundry list of things and you have to figure

out the exact details. Like, I think this last season we had a wedding cake and they're like, so there's a large cake and there's also the cake that the couple cuts, do you want two separate cakes? I'm like, what? Two cakes? If anybody watches the show

and goes, they should be a separate cake, with a couple in the hot. Can I tell you something? I don't even really like cake that much, but I was in, I mean, look, serve me some cake, especially put some ice cream next to it. I'm glad to eat it, but it's not my fave. But I was in Mexico City a couple weeks ago, and they got this bakery there that sells, you know, like a multi-tiered wedding cake?

Yeah, yeah. That, but it's tiny. It's a tiny multi-tiered wedding cake, and God did I want to. be a sweet little princess All I wanted to be was a little God how can I don't get to have a quinceaniera You could have that cake? A personal pan pizza of multi-tiered wedding cake

Yeah, sounds good Like maybe five inches wide Okay Little tiny guy, multiple tiers You didn't get the cake? Why didn't you get the cake? I would have gotten it so fast I should have just gotten one for myself You could pop it in your mouth

Nobody even knows you had it I could have just glogged it down No, no, you could have just done it nice and slow Like the real princess you are And that's the title of my new self-help book. Pre-order now. Get the fucking cake. And fucking is bleeped out so we can still sell it in Barnes and Nobles.

Okay. I was worried. Get the fucking cake. You just sold an ABC sitcom in 2003. That's right. I did. Yeah. And next year.

They haven't changed much. Oh, it only went two seasons and it has 140 episodes. And it's considered a failure. Great work. Dennings probably She would be great and get the fucking cake Oh my god She would be so good at that

Yeah I'm not one person who sees a delightful treat and walks away Yeah Don't walk away from the treat I should have gone Maybe that a treisleches That'd have been good That's a good cake It's a little juicier than a standard

Oh it's just a wet cake Yeah well that's what I like about it I like a wet cake I am a cake person But treasleteis is my top tiered What are your top cakes? Trislechase Okay

Them cakes Them cakes And there's actually This is also in the Trust Leche's family But La Monarcha Another business that I'm promoting And working with

This is a popular Los Angeles area bakery They do a horchada Treschees Oh now we're talking And that thing is And they also have a Dolce de Leche there too That I'm also

Insanly big fan of But yeah I'm a cake I can I can eat lots of cake Cakes good I like ice cream Ice cream

I like ice cream, too. I like pie and ice cream. Would you like pie and ice cream better than pie and cake? Pie and cake together? No, they can't be together. They can? They don't like each other. It makes the cake juicy.

That's what I want. I want the cake to be juicy. I also, for me, like I... You know I love them juicy cakes. I feel like that was a little... Like, it has to be more than frosting for me. Wasn't that like a little viral thing at some point was the pie cake in? Was it like a pie inside a cake?

I think so there was and I just feel like the crusts and cake like cake and crusts for me Sure You know what I like now? That's too much of two things You know what I like now is a 44 year old man Banana Cream Pie

Serve me a banana cream pie I'll love it I will love the banana cream pie Banana cream pie Banana's foster Yeah banana dessert Just banana in general Like it's

Yeah bring me back to 1920 And serve me a banana cream pie Oh, yeah. It is just perfection. Also a great pie. Deeply underrated. Tremendous pie. Let's just list pies.

I'm happy to list pies. This is the kind of joy I have in my life. Are you a pastry crust or a graham cracker crust man? I am both. I am a both crust kind of person. Would I prefer a graham cracker crust? If it's a creamy feeling, yes. Sure.

And also, I think cheesecake might be my top cake. I think I just feel like the cheesecake is my top cake. Guys, oh, I like pastry crust. And I don't like cheesecake very much. It's okay. Hey, you know what? Taste too much like cheese. That's exactly why I love it.

I don't like the tang. A little sour. Yeah. I enjoy, like, there's cheese ice creams. Like, there's a, uh, I've had, um, I don't like those like a pure pear and blue cheese ice cream. Don't care for it. Love blue cheese.

I'm in heaven. I don't, I don't like sweet breads and I don't like sweet cheeses. This is something insane that I just remembered. Okay. I'm holding on to my hat. Solomon. What's this going to be? He just obtained a tank.

Since we were speaking of ice cream, it would just remind me that Tyre Banks now owns a restaurant in Sydney, Australia. Okay, yes, sure. Everything makes sense so far. That seems fine. Where they make hot ice cream. Now, when it comes to you,

what does it look like? I cannot begin to explain. Like, she's like, she's posted a video about it. It's truly one of the greatest things on the internet to look at because she's like, I had this amazing idea. What if ice cream was hot? And I'm sitting there like, that is just cream. That's a bowl of half and half that you were charging $40 for.

It's a journey that she's doing. I've watched, it's called Smize and Dream. It's the name of this place. Okay, let's do this. We have another segment in the hopper. J.K., can you, while we're listening to the call and discussing the call and having a lot of fun with the call, Would you get us a photo of the hot ice cream so we can see it on the other side of the break?

Thank you. This is good. Our show is good. The show's good. It's fine. And it should be a show. Hey, Jordan, Jesse, go, and guest. I'm going to guess the voice of Pam Poohy, Amber Nash.

This is Mike from Pennsylvania calling in for your long-running segment. Birds are assholes. I was out on my kayak yesterday, and I saw two Blue Jays dive bombing a Canadian goose. and I wasn't sure who to root for in this fight. Anyways, love you guys, and Pussy's still good. Bye. Pussy's still good to you, too. I kind of feel like that's sort of Canada's decision to make,

whether the Blue Jays or the Canadian goose are better. Right, yeah. I'm going to stay out of it personally. It feels presumptuous to me. I've seen those geese, so, like, I'm not Canadian, and I don't want to put my foot in it, but I'm against the geese. You're anti-geese.

I've been harassed by geese in almost every continent. Now, how do you feel about the gander? But yeah, no, I'm just, yeah, they're just, I've... The Blue Ber, I mean, the Blue J is so majestic, right? What's bad for the solomon is good for the gander? Right, right, right, right, right, right. It took me, I did not know that there's a difference in gender. Uh-huh.

And that's what that is. I truly thought a gathering of geese a gander. Oh, interesting. I can understand making that mistake. But yeah, goose goose lady, gander man. Yeah, that's correct. Gosling, baby. Gossling baby. Goose-Goslin legendary baseball player of the early 20th century. Really? Yeah. Is that what, so then there's also the beverage

named Gosling, which that's why there's a goose on it. And that's why I don't like it anymore. Right. Yep, there you go. It's like too much like goose. By the way, Amber Nash, it's been a minute since she's been on our show. She's not on the books right now, but we'll get her back because she has a new Max Fun podcast called rephrasing. What a fun excuse to plus the show. It is an Archer rewatch podcast, and I just saw that she had our friend Aisha Tyler on.

I haven't seen Aisha in a long time. Great get, she'd be able to get Ayesha back here. She only has 75 jobs at any given time. Generally, also, yeah, Archer is truly one of the best animations of all time. Yeah, it's got a lot of funny jokes on it, in my opinion. It makes me laugh. That's true. But RIP, Jessica Walters.

RIP, Jessica Walter. And also, you know what else? RIP, the television show Archer. Right. Because it's not on anymore. Rest and Palis. But lives forever in streaming. I just found out. You're learning a lot. We try to make the show educational. This is me learning.

Solomon, they only made 7,000 of them. Yeah, I know, and I still want more. Gone too soon. But I've learned from you that there's Sailor Moon soda, so that's Something I've learned. Solomon, wait until you see the episode

with House of Mirrors Guy. Yeah, Jesse did a voice on Archer. You're going to shit your pants when you get a load of the three brief lines that Hall of Mirrors guy says. Love, love that. Cast me in your show. Everybody in show business, cast me in your show.

You're looking at me. I don't have a show. I got this. You're on it. Oh, great. Thanks, Jordan. Done. Hey, cast me in Space Godzilla.

I didn't get the shirt from working on the movie I'm just a fan of the movie Oh I thought the shirt was a movie I said the shirt was a movie Thought you can only get this shirt if you worked on movies Can you put me in the shirt? Yeah you can get it Hop in

See We can just make sounds The audience will think something's happening We'll be back in It's called the Theater of the Mind We'll be back in just a second on Jordan Jesse go La, la, la, la, la, la, la. Ready go.

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Go, I'm Jesse Thorne America's Radio Sweetheart. Jordan Morris, Boy Detective. Solomon Giorgio, the last Fanta Girl. Jordan, should we tell people what happened during the break? What happened? I tried to go in the shirt and it didn't work. Yeah. It was a lot of fun, though.

Oh, boy, if you could have been here, listener. It was a good time. You would have been laughing. It was pretty cozy. It was cozy, though. It was nice and cozy. Can I tell you one of the, like, sort of dark parts? of my life right now.

Oh, my God. Yeah, this, okay, finally. This is what I came here for. The meat, the practical meat. Well, Jordan, you remember sharing the head hole, right? You know, maybe I need a refresher. Well, when my dearly beloved now departed dog Coco was still alive, and I wanted to have a really special time with her, I would pull the bottom of my shirt open, put her up through

the shirt, and then have her head come out. the head hole next to my head. It was really nice. She definitely liked it. She definitely didn't hate it. She liked it. And I always liked it.

And I would hold her inside my shirt and her little head would press against my little head. And then I'd say to my wife, look, we're sharing the head hole. My wife would get worried about her and if she was okay. But she was okay.

She was fine. The dog was fine. She liked it. Sounds like she liked it. No, she did like it. Anyway. Dogs like whatever. Coco was like,

Maybe like a 17-pound type dog or 15-pound type dog. You know, like not a tiny dog, but a smaller dog. Junior, my current dog, this fucker is like 45 pounds or something. My head holes aren't big enough. I'm going to have to go with it. I'm going to have to go shopping at American Apparel in 2003 and get a deep fee. Get a deep fee. You know what?

It sounds like it needs to get a loose tank. I sure get a loose tank. If I had a tank, Jr. and me could share the head hole or the armhole. Listen. Oh, see. If you don't mind Godzilla being on it, I could pull you up a link to get one right now. All I have to do is open Instagram. It'll be the first fucking thing I see.

Oh, my God. Can I tell you what happened when I was at the dog park the other day? Sure. You know, Solomon, you haven't seen my dog before, but he's half golden retriever. And he's half a lot of other things. So he looks like a sort of scruffy, homeless golden retriever. And I was at the dog park over the weekend. I went there and there was a battle between junior and super junior.

There was a junior that was like 40% larger than junior, but otherwise exactly the same as junior. It was incredible. Just to like fit this in with the theme of the rest of the show, do you think you could say it again, but it's a battle between junior and space junior? Yeah, it was a battle between junior and space junior. Okay, thank you.

Did we get a picture of the hot ice cream? No, yeah. J.K. was researching. Tyra Banks's hot ice cream business. What can you tell us about the hot ice cream business? Do you have any information for us? So I'm on the Smize and Dream website. This ice cream does not look particularly melted,

but it does have some really cool names. There's purple cookies and cream, which looks absolutely horrendous. They're super dope caramel or caramel, if you're stupid. And then there's a macho-mokie dochi, which looks pretty good. I have a question. Do we think that Tyra Banks, an insane person,

named the flavors, or do we think a not insane person tried to capture Tyra Banks' insane voice and thus was, wasn't there one called cookie dough, do, do, do, do, no, dough? Yes, there's one called cookie dough, dough, dough, yes, correct. Fun fact, I know the answer to this because I watch a lot of videos that she's posted,

and she is the one that names the flavors. This is an educational episode. Does she live in Australia? I have no idea. It's like she opens, like, I don't know if she lives in Australia. She also opened this restaurant for her mother. So I don't. For her mother to live at?

I don't know. I do. Like she says these words and thinks they make sense to you as a normal person. I just looked it up. Her mother is Yahoo Sirius. Oh. So it does. Because I'm sitting here, I'm like, how does your black mom from Southern California

and wanted an ice cream shop in Australia? Solomon, is, is Tyra Banks your top insane woman on the internet? Because I look, I'm making presumptions here, but you seem like you could be a connoisseur of that. She is hands down one of the most entertaining people for me because I think, like, She means, like she looks like she means well, but she is going about it the longest and most incorrect way to go there. Like when she, like, especially her TV show had some of the most insane moments when she was like, oh, she wore like a fat suit so she can figure out how to be fat. This is her talk show, right? Her talk show.

Yeah. Or when she was homeless, so she'd understand. And, but my favorite episode. Like, Praz from the Fujis. Her and Praz from the Fujis both did that. Also, my favorite episode is when she confronted Naomi Campbell about their, like, uh, rivalry. and made sure there was no audience members there because I don't know why

So just just a silence between her Like it was a nude scene And just the two of them talking about uncomfortable stuff But she's uncomfortable Naomi Campbell fully like you can't face me Wow But yeah Tyra like for me Also I found out recently

She didn't start drinking until like a year ago Oh wow She's been like this sober Holy moly I mean I recently saw a video of Britney Spears on social media where there was like dog shit in her house and stuff. And I was like, oh, well, I guess Britney's sad now.

Not that she wasn't before, but like you could close your eyes and pretend. And I was like, ah, they're going to need a new crazy lady. Yeah. They're going to need a new colorful diva. Yeah. Help us, Tyra. Yes, the one thing about Tyra is that her problematic is not so much that I'm just like, oh. Just kind of

It's a nice level Somebody call somebody And go It's a nice level She destroys people though Doesn't she Was it something she did on TV She was an emotional terrorist

To a lot of young girls In the modeling industry Through her show And honestly She doesn't have that show anymore And So she can just So now she can just focus that on

Burristers Like she brings as much Good and evil into the world Because she also like Change the face of modeling She's one of the few black models that became successful, especially in taking the covers of magazines. Just like her mother changed the face of science guitar comedies.

But yeah, I know. The only Australian person. So for me, Tyra Banks is the double-edged sort of people. Beautiful. The double-edged sort of people. Solomon, thanks for coming on the show today. I'm so happy to be here. There's a third season of survival of the thickest around the corner.

Yes, we're currently working on it right now. Our writers will be done soon, and the show will be out soon for people to watch. So, they'll watch it. It'll be on Netflix. Solomon, I have a question. Yes. Let's say that I have a popular music streaming service on my phone. Be it title or another one.

Deaser. Yeah. Deaser. Napster. Ah, Napster. Whatever, audio galaxy, whatever it may be. And I love comedy. Oh, yeah.

Let's say that I love stand-up comedy, and I have an audio streaming service on my phone. Yes. There's no comedy in the audio streaming service. It's all music, right? Oh, no, there's comedy, and honestly, my album is on there. Really? Believe it. On Deezer!

On Deezer! That's one, right? I just have to fire up audio galaxy, and I'm in there. You just pop my name in. Homo Negro Superior is the name of the album. Just type that into Kazah. Yeah, my pride and joy. um please pirate it because i'm not making money off it anymore no i'm kidding don't

yeah watch it on the streaming service let's get those numbers up get the numbers up you'll get some sense homo negro superior and there's a good chance another one will be coming out in the next year or two so that's in the makey i figured after the first one you quit the business because you'd perfected the formula i considered it i considered it but you know what people still need me that's true now more than ever some say especially with tyra on this ice cream. That's where I'm recording the album. Wait, do we know why the ice cream is hot?

If we solve that mystery, we know it has crazy names. Jordan Cowling said it just looks cold. It's, it's, it's, I truly hot ice cream. Like, you cannot have. Well, there's baked Alaska, right? What about baked Alaska? But Alaska is just a state. No, that's a dessert.

Baked Alaska is a dessert. It's a baked ice cream. It's a hot ice cream dessert. Yeah, I guess there's also fried ice cream. And when Richard Nixon served it to Nakea. Nikita Khrushchev, and Nikita Khrushchev, said, truly America is a land of wonders.

Oh, wow. Because we invented hot ice cream. She must have seen a lot of hardships. I bet Tyra learned about it when she was reading about international diplomacy. Well, also, I think there is a hot ice cream.

So it's called creme on glaze, right? When they melt ice cream. There you know, cream on glaze. No, I've never heard of creme on glaze. It's literally just, like, it's a fancy way of saying melted ice cream, and they do it a lot on cooking shows just when they can't make the ice cream set in time.

on a future episode Jordan you're going to find out the difference between cream on glaze baked Alaska cold ice cream and whatever the fuck it is that Tyra Banks is trying to sell us

Tyra Banks I can probably book Tyra right mother Yahoo Sirius and her father crocodile Dundee she'll show up anywhere for a promo right now I'm sure Solomon Giorgio

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