Jordan, Jesse, GO! - The Pokey Stick, with Steven Ray Morris

Episode Date: October 15, 2026

This week, we're joined by super producer and host of See Jurassic Right, Steven Ray Morris, to talk about Michael Crichton's lesser known works, strange Redditors, the end of Broadway XXX and Smoke Shop, and a whole lot more. *Check out See Jurassic Right*Get the JJGo X Stankus merch!*Get your copy of The Amazing Venom*Check out more Amazing Spiderman content from Jordan.*Order Jordan’s new Web of Venom comic.*Check out Jordan’s comic Predator: Bloodshed.* Order Jordan’s new Predator comic: Black, White & Blood!* Order Jordan’s new Venom comic!* Donate to Al Otro Lado.* Purchase signed copies of *Youth Group* and *Bubble* from Mission: Comics And Art! ~ JJGo MERCH ~Get  Bronto Dino-Merch!Get our ‘Ack Tuah’ shirt in the Max Fun store.Grab an ‘Ack Tuah’ mug!The Maximum Fun Bookshop!Follow the podcast on Instagram and send us your dank memes!Check out Jesse’s thrifted clothing store, Put This On.Produced by Christian DueñasHelp support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinjjgo Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinjjgo

Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free. Under the locks and throw away the keys and take off your shoes and sucks and run you. It's Jordan Jesse Go. I am Jesse Thorne America's Radio, sweetheart. Jordan Morris, I read it online. Yeah, that's right. Okay, so online, there's a website called Reddit.

Reddit. And Reddit is a website for little guys, little alien guys. who write about their favorite interests. And so in our segment, I read it with the internet. We just say a thing we saw on the internet because we don't do much in our lives. Right. And yes, we know we say the name of the segment different every time. That's part of it.

Yeah. That's part of the whole idea of the thing. Yeah. Don't be mad at us or annoyed. If you're new to the show, this is a good show. We're highly professional. This is a good show. And everything we're doing is on purpose.

Yeah. So, yeah, I recently took a nice trip to Hampton, Virginia. Jesse, have you been to Hampton, Virginia? Is that the home of the Hampton Inn? No, it is not. And, you know, funny, I did stay in a Hilton, but not a Hampton Inn. So already, this story is going great. You know, our friend Brian Lane from college, he was from La Quinta, California.

They have a Lakeita there. That is the home of La Quinta. Oh, my gosh. The cookies are great. in Double Tree, Massachusetts. They're hot and free. I'm from Ritz Carlton, Montana. Yes.

Should I talk about the Reddit Post or should we keep doing this? Yeah, let's just list of hotels and then the out of state afterwards. Yeah, sure. That's this bunch of show as the rest of the show, right? So I was in Hampton, Virginia, and it is a, it's like a kind of like a beach vacation. spot. I think it could be described as like a southern Cape Cod or a non-haunted Widows Bay, a less haunted Widows Bay. You were there listening to Beach Music and doing the Frug. Not quite. It's like, yeah, it's like a, it's just like a place to go to have a kind of a

boring vacation. And I, and I say that kind of affectionately, and I had a great time there. I felt really relaxed and I loved, you know, getting some, some breeze off the water. So it's one of those things where, like, it's, it's a beach town in that they only have the one kind of restaurant, or most of what they have is the one kind of restaurant, is the seafood restaurant that also has an overpriced steak. One kind of restaurant, many kinds of taffees. Right. Yeah. Yeah, it's exactly that. And I like that one kind of restaurant to. an extent. Not a huge seafood guy. I'll eat some fish and chips. I like a shrimp cocktail. Usually at those places, I kind of like get the overpriced steak and have a good time with it.

But I went to Reddit. Wait, have a good time with it? Yeah, I have a good time with it. Yeah, I fucked the steak, Jesse. Okay. Thank you. I just wanted to clarify. When did you get so uptight? I just wanted to clarify, Jordan. Is it weird that I fucked the steak at the seafood restaurant? I don't know. I'm not a steak fucker.

Okay. I'm steak pescatarian. Wait, pescatatian. Fuck, fuck, fuck, you're fucks. Yeah. We'll work on that. Okay. Let's put that aside.

Let's put it up on the bulletin board. We'll come back to that after lunch. Great. We'll crack whatever that is. So they have the one restaurant and I'm like, I can enjoy this for a little bit, but I am going to want to one. want another kind of restaurant. And I'm like, you go to Reddit, and that's where you find out what the like one Himalayan

restaurant in the neighborhood is that like turns out to be great, you know? Yeah. So I'm over there on the subreddit for Hampton, Virginia, just kind of scrolling for food stuff, scrolling for tips, you know, that sort of thing. So, you know, and I'm just kind of learning more about this sleepy little beach town. and then I see a post that jumps out at me. Here's the headline of the post. So dot, dot, dot, where do you go to fuck bitches around here?

Because I fucked a lot of steaks and I need some pussy. Right. These steaks are pretty uptight. It won't even let the baked potato watch. And, you know, and so I... I clicked on this. Not because I was looking for where to fuck bitches around there. I just,

I was curious. I'm a read it. Yeah. You know that there's a difference between bitches and queens. Thank you. And you only fuck queens. Thank you. And the occasional bishop.

Uh-huh. We're talking about chess pieces. Yeah, with hats like that. How did you not? Well, I've had to rook up my ass. I don't know. Whatever. No.

Yeah, I sucked off a horse. Sure. Anyway, so, so, you know, the post is just people like calling this guy an idiot, right, rightfully. It's, you know, just people. So, you know, there's nothing, it didn't start any interesting conversation, but something fun about Reddit is you could click on the name of the poster. Yeah. And see what else they've been posting about. Yeah.

So I've clicked on this fella's name. I guess I'll just, people can search for this. It's John Warsos, 69, 420. Oh, fun, I just noticed that. The 69 420 is a real symbol of, who do you think has a more checkered Reddit posting history? A guy whose username ends with 69,420, or a guy whose username just ends with four random numbers because when they signed up for Reddit, they couldn't even be bothered to pick an actual username. They just are called like fantastic Baluga 7993.

These are both potentially problem posters, triple P's. But yeah, so I clicked on this guy's profile to see what else he's been posting about. And I will say it is mostly about weevils. The bug. He's posting a lot in Weevil subreddits and in general bug subreddits about weevils. So it's just a wall of weevil stuff. Pro or anti? He's interested in them.

Uh-huh. He finds them interesting. But there were two that stuck out that were non-weeval posts. And one is on art slash mountain dew. And the post is, zero mountain dew tastes like citrus Pepsi. No responses. No upvotes, no comments. He's just saying, zero mountain do tastes like citrus Pepsi.

And then he's received no feedback on that. that. But the post that I think is that, you know, it's kind of the crown jewel in his history. It's on R slash hot dogs. And the post is, have you ever placed your erect penis in a hot dog

bun? Uh-huh. So. What's the, anybody? Oh, you know what? I just, I just saw it and I said to myself the prestige. Okay.

So I didn't. Plus your mom has a content blocker. on your phone. Yeah. I know. She, I've been spending too much money on Roblox, apparently. How about we do this? Let's introduce our guest. And then, Christian, can you do the thing? I already found it. Producing! Producing! That's what it is. Some say it's editing the show. No, it's going to art slash hot dogs. Okay, let's introduce our guest. Let's learn a little bit more about him. He's an old friend, so it's fun to have him back.

Let's introduce our guests, and then we'll circle back to this. Have you ever placed your erect penis on a hot dog bun thing? Speaking of producing, our guest is the former producer of Jordan Jesse Go, as well as many successful programs. He's also the host of Sea Jurassic Right, the only slash top Jurassic Park Lifestyle podcast. Stephen Ray Morris. Hi, Stevie Ray. Somehow I have returned. Somehow Stephen Ray Morris has returned. He's our Palpatine in many ways.

You could just see passing before his eyes the phrase, Christ, this again. No, we're in the Batcave this time. I'm having such a great time being in this really cool. Yeah, retrofitted. We're about to go take on some scrolls or something. It's very exciting. Yeah, yeah. Squirrels or scrolls?

Scrolls. But if those squirrels get mouthy again, bam, bam. Anyway, we fly now. Okay. Thank you. We fly now. Stephen Ray Morris, when you go on online to just kind of mindlessly scroll for something, this is kind of how we find all this Reddit stuff.

Do you have like a place you love to go for just like looking at some stuff that could be weird or fun? Ooh, I think, I mean, I've mostly been like an I-09 person, like a Gizmodo just looking at an article where I get, and then I go straight to the comments and people are mad about something. Okay. But I actually have been going on Reddit more recently. And I feel like it's a little frustrating because there's so many, like, there's so many rules to post. Yes. And so I'll be like, oh, I want to share something. And it's like blocked, auto-moderated.

But, you know, and I was just like, oh, I didn't know. I didn't follow the direction. I had a hard time on R slash Disneyland recently. Oh no, really? Yeah, this is, I shared this on the show, but I asked a question about getting a cast member to sign something, and they were very upset because that was covered in the FAQs. Apparently, I didn't think it was, but whatever. Yeah. What is, what is the Jurassic Park fandom like?

Is that a nice, I, because I love Jurassic Park. I mean, it's one of my favorite movies. Yeah. but I don't like interact with Jurassic Park people online. Would you say that they're like something generally? I think it's a little bit, there is that little bit of toxicity like you see in like Star Wars or something. But I think that, I think because like imagine if there was only one good Star Wars movie. So I think like, you know, we love, we love Dinah.

You know, I know Jesse loves Jurassic Park 3. Oh, yeah. You know, and it's one of those things all right things. Like, Stephen, like, I like Jurassic Park 2 and I like Jurassic Park 3. Those are takes that were covered on the program. Let's not upgrade it to love. Okay. So you want to kiss William H. Macy?

I love the third man. I like Jurassic Park 2 and 3. Okay, clarified. But, you know, I think there's a sense of, like, we have so little to enjoy that I think mostly people just like to rehash the same three like plot holes. Okay. And one of them is, uh, involves, I, plot holes. These are perfect films.

I'm, I'm going to be shocked when I hear it, whatever the fuck these are going to be. One of them is, of course, because the T-Rex walks through the gate at the start of the scene, and then at the end of the scene, the, the explorer gets thrown off the edge of a cliff. And people are like, wait, didn't, wasn't the ground level the same? So every once in a while on Reddit, people will share diagrams of like, well, actually the hill slopes up. And so the, you know, the explorer was moved to this further.

In your face, Neil DeGrasse Tyson, I have a diagram. And it's just one of those things that it's like, you know, that's the stuff we talked about on the playground. So the fact that it's like still being talked about 30 years later. But what are the other ones? Are there other, can you think of any off the top of your head? I'm just kind of curious.

I think, you know, it's the thing of like what happened. with the triceratops, you know, and then it's like, well, if you read the novel, it was swallowing these things. You read the novel. Yeah. And then I think, and also just bringing up the, you know, when Grant is tying the seatbelt of the helicopter,

it's two female and seatbelt things, just like how the female dinosaurs end up breeding. Oh, shit. Blow in your mind. Yeah. See, a lot of people think that Schindler's list is Spielberg's greatest triumph. But I would say it's that metaphor with the seatbelts in the helicopter. Yes, the seatbelt thing. Yeah. One of the iconic images of cinema.

Yes, Stephen, didn't you just reread, I presume, reread the novel? Yes. I reread Jurassic Park because I've been doing a Michael Crichton book club this summer. I have to just give myself a reason to read because, you know, you got a content. Yes, exactly. And in this case, there are your reason to read is your climate change denialism. You know, it's funny. I've been thinking about that a lot recently, just reading the books. And I feel like maybe fun Michael Crichton fact, later in life before he died, was a climate change denier question mark? Who like testified about it before Congress.

Yes, essentially. Right. As though he was an expert. He wrote a book called State of Fear, which is essentially that people made up climate change in order to like fight the government. I haven't quite tackled it yet. I'm not like, you know, I come to those books and I think, you know, Jordan, you love Michael Crichton. You're like, like the science adventure part.

I think Jesse, I think Jesse and I both read a lot of Crichton. Oh, cool. During peak, during peak Crichton. Yeah. Yeah, you want to talk about what an 11-year-old Jesse was up to? He was reading Sphere and Congo. Sphaed a Strait. Andromeda Strain.

The train one. The train one. Yeah, the great train robbery, I believe. There you go. They were all really fun. Totally. Eaters of the Dead. Oh, I haven't read Eaters.

What's Eater's of the Dead? It's basically, what if Beowulf was real? And here's like a document of what a person experienced. But the movie was turned into 13th Warrior. Okay. With Antonio Benderas as this Muslim historiographer. Okay. Yeah.

Did you ever see it, Jesse? No, I didn't. I missed that one. And it was John McTiernan. Oh, wow. I do think that Beowulf definitely is real, though. I should mention that. Sure.

He visits you in the night, right? Yeah, he does. To fuck my steaks. Right. It's fucked your steak in front of you. I feel like the original tall mommy, right? Isn't there like a witch in Beowulf? Talk about Grendel's mother.

G. There we go. Yes, the original milf. Yes. Some call her. G. Miltf. Yes,

Grendel's mom. Yes. Oh, my God. You know the rest. You know the rest. Thanks for keeping it clean, Jordan. Yeah, you got to keep it clean. Otherwise, how are we going to air this on Nate Bargotsi's serious XM channel?

Or on a flight. Or on a flight. I don't know that Nate Bargotsie has a serious XM channel. I imagine if he did, it would be clean. One presumes he does. One presumes it is. And one presumes that. It's Trump coded, if not actually explicitly.

Well, it's apolitical is what it is, Jesse. It's apolitical. Stephen, I feel like we've known you for a long time, and I've always been embarrassed to just bother you with questions about Jurassic Park. Look, I'm... This is what I live for. Now that you're on the program, I'm so excited to do it. when you're in R slash Jurassic Park or equivalent,

how many people are big timing and or snobbing around about the book versus the movie? I think a lot of it comes down to, and I was talking to Jordan a little bit before. There's a lot of people who aren't paleontologist, but because they're, they know a lot of dinosaur facts. That is really like the most big dogging. And I think the other thing is just like, because the book has Hammond be like an evil, you know, billionaire genius,

there's that part about it. Like, oh, the deaths were so much cooler. Like, I want to see Nedry get his intestines cut open, you know? Like that's definitely the big dogging about like, well,

dinosaurs have feathers. And it's like, yeah, you know. But people don't want more disembarked disemboweling in the movies. Yes. Okay. Yeah.

That's interesting. Are there people in the fandom who just come in and they just want to talk about the fablemans or the terminal or something? You know, the divorce themes in Spielberg are strong. Right. Yeah. Yeah. I think so. Yeah.

He's working it out. He's working it out. Should we go to? Christian actually has a couple of things for us. Oh, cool. Not only does he have some information from R slash hot dogs. But I guess there's, we're going to close a loop today. Okay.

Christian, do you want to talk about what you found on our slash hot dogs first? Yes, sounds good. Yeah. Oh, oops. Okay, sorry. Oh, no. Are you doing drops now? Wait, we drop now?

Okay, so. By the way, if you want to start doing drops, I am fucking all about it. Also, it's all people like, channeling Matt Lieb here. Yeah, yeah. A little... Be a whip. That was good. Is that live?

That was me of saying that. Whoa. Okay. Have you ever placed your erect penis in a hot dog bun on R slash hot dogs? I'm sorry to say, this post has been removed by moderators. No. However, there are 10 comments. Okay.

But we can't say what they are. We can see them. Okay. Anything interesting? Waste of a bun. What similarly says? Waste of a bun. Somebody just says funnier than Eric Andre Standup.

what the fuck yes but I had to use one of those little buns from a lunchebles I'm blocking you. That's, you know, okay. There was a lot of buildup for this.

I'm sorry. No, no, that's okay. Thank you for looking. And, you know, here we are.

Is it a waste of a bun? It depends on, I guess, what time of day it is you're trying to. I don't know. What good is a bun? What good's a hot dog bun? Like,

if you got a hot dog bun, you don't got a hot dog? There's no wasting the hot dog bun. It's not like you're going to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich in there. Right. And you can try it. I take it back.

Steven's going to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Just watch him. Just watch him. I mean, I think if your penis is clean, then you should be able to eat off the bun that the penis was in, right? My penis is soiled. Oh. With what now?

Peanut butter and jelly. Oh, okay. Oh, well. There we go. Oh, well, someone was getting on my back. for steak fucking, but they're a nasty sandwich didler. Is it just BB and J. Jesse, or like, would you do a chicken salad or? I've done a croqu monsieur.

We, we. I've done a club. Okay. It's called a three-way. But then do you have the little pokey stick, though? That seems dangerous. Yeah, you got to look out for the toothpick when you're fucking a club. It's a good point than two big.

Or is Stephen calls it the pokey stick. The pokey stick. Which is what I call my fully erect phoenix. Okay, thank you. So I think the other thing we need to deal with is we have a sex shop update. Steven, so this is the first time you've been at this studio. Is it? I was on International Waters.

Oh, okay. Yeah. So you know about the colorful neighborhood that surrounds this studio. I do enjoy that there is tons of food options around here. Boy, there really is. Guisados and, you know, all these. There's lots of great food all around as well as action. Action and characters.

So when, so Jesse, you maybe know more about this than I do. When Max Fun first moved in here, the neighboring store was a kind of a wholesale sex toy store? Is that fair? I mean, I think it was a retail, a consumer sex store with a wholesale vibe to it. Wholesale. Oh, thank you, Christian. Sure, Christian.

Yeah, baby. I think it had the interior quality of like a store that opened because someone had a shipping palette site unseen and had a month to sell everything. But then it also had, so it had just a purely generic interior, slightly downscale, but like truly like just things hanging from pegboards across all the walls the end. And then it also had a few major sexually themed design features, specifically what looked like some kind of fuck throne or possibly an electric chair for sex. And then also a sex man cage. All the essentials.

All the essentials. Everything, everything. It's a one-stop shop. Yeah. They're kind of like home goods. Yeah. Yeah, I was going to say Costco. Yeah.

I did not go in there myself. I can't profess to be a perfect expert. I'm one of those Mel Gibson Catholics. So I think that mass should be in Latin and that men shouldn't go in to sex shops. Yeah. But the sandwich fucking's okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's God's will.

Oh, yeah. So you established dominion over the sex shops. Sandwich. Jordan, it's called the body of Christ. Oh, transubstantiation. Yes, okay. Right, right, right. Yes, okay.

Sorry for the blaspheming. Sure. Hey, you're okay with it. You love it, right? Listener. Maybe you don't. And that's okay, too. We respect your faith.

We respect you. So there's, so we've been having a lot of fun being neighbors with this place. Yes. but there's been some question as to whether or not it is still open. Sometimes it seems open and sometimes it seems closed. And I think some people online are kind of investigating this. It's a hot topic. So I'll give some examples.

Patty's in Tings, which is a storefront around the corner from our office that seems like it couldn't possibly be a real business. because it is only populated by profoundly stoned men who don't seem to work there is a real business and is always open, including really early in the morning, when the guys are still stone and it has a giant roster Bart Simpson painted on it. Hell yeah. I mean, so say we all. There's a place in Burbank that is like a vintage clothing store, but it's called like the Beakeykees. place and it's like, yes, I'm a real beekeeper and I also have a vintage clothing store. And then one time there was like an, like, you know, these businesses where one person runs it. So there was like an away message that was like, I'm taking care of the bees.

Perfect. Yeah. No signs like that on the sex shop. I'm taking care of the bee. I'm taking care of the D's, right? Yeah. Yeah. There's also, there's a store called That's a lot, that's a whole lot of cough syrup.

that appears to be a streetware store, but it's, again, it's impossible to tell who is just a stoned guy and who is a guy that founded that brand and is a millionaire. So in the same way that, like, Gen Z is obsessed with the liminality of backrooms. Yes. Many of the businesses in our neighborhood operate in a liminal space between being real slash open actual businesses and just being a container, a shipping container that got bought at some sort of weird industrial auction and then abandoned in an abandoned storefront with, you know, plastic windows.

Oh, and also, I think we should also mention this sex shop depending on where you look, not only online but on the sign itself has different names several different names depending on where on the building you look and also what website you're looking at if you're looking at you're you know Googling about it just being redirected

I mean as the creators of Anal August I feel like maybe this is the next Max Fun Drive you know maybe you maybe reopen the store as a pop-up yeah And just kind of try and make it into a more kind of inclusive, sex positive kind of operation.

I don't know. I don't hate that. I don't hate it. Yeah. I've already got to pop up. But what can I say? I just saw a really good looking steak. Oh, okay.

This guy talking about his erection. We have fun here. Podcast. So. Jordan's a two-time Eisner Award nominee. I'm in the podcasting Hall of Fame. Stephen Ray Morris produced some of the biggest podcasts of all time. Hi, we're Jordan, Jesse, Go, professionals.

Wee-hoo. Wee-hoo. It's like the whistle that blows when Captain Kirk comes to the bridge. Yes, yeah. Serious business. Serious business. Christian, you have an update as to what the state of the sex shop is. Sex shop is gone permanently.

It is replaced by Alia Market and Smoke Shop. And as we mentioned before. Oh, good. A smoke shop. Oh, good. Oh, finally. This block has a smoke shop. Where will I get my Rick and Morty bongs?

Oh, finally. It's like Portland, you know, where every place has a bar. Laundromat has a bar Library has a bar Downtown everything has a smoke shop It sure does Wait okay sorry I interrupted you for that What information do that?

The sex shop was also a smoke shop So they do carry on that legacy I would I'm happy to say So it's a new Now it's just a smoke shop And also like potato chips and A Gator is like Here's the thing about smoke

And I haven't been to one, you know, to the extent that I consume marijuana in my capacity is the king of drugs. I don't consume tobacco. And to the extent that I consume marijuana, you know, we've had some great marijuana sponsors in the past. And they have really supplied me with sufficient marijuana edibles for a thousand winters. So as a guy who eats one every two weeks, I have plenty. So I have not even been into a fancy dispensary, but I've been into a couple of smoke shops lately

because there are fewer, it feels like there are fewer liquor stores than there used to be corner stores. Like corner convenience stores in New York, you'd call them bodegas. in California, you usually call them corner stores, but the kind of store that you would go into to buy a soda or some gum. I've been feeling like those

have had a shortage of those and I've ended up going into smoke shops a few times. And all the smoke shops I have been into have a cabinet of import sodas. Have you guys seen this? No, no. Like, I'm talking about this

this happened three times. I don't think it is just one store. It is different places. And I picked one. I was walking to a concert. And no, I was getting a tattoo. And I took a break for the skin. Exactly. I took a break and went over to try and find a beverage because I felt like drinking a soda pop. And all there was was this smoke shop. And I went in there and they only had, import soda like Mexican Cokes and blah, blah, blah, Japanese Fanta's or whatever. So I'm like, well, that's fun. I'll drink a Japanese Fanta.

Anyway, it was like $7 or something. And I was like, how high are people that they're cool with that? You know, like at what point are you so high that you're like, instead of walking an extra block to their corner and just buying a seven up, I'm going to spend seven on this Japanese sprite. You know, I can kind of speak to this, actually. Thank you. Because I'm so fucked up.

I'm so high. I don't even know where I am or what this is. I was about to say, Jordan, that's an awful lot of cough syrup. Yeah, I just drink it. When I was in Atlanta, I had time for one tourist thing. And I went to World Tourist. of Coke. Right down the

The Coca-Cola Museum? The Coca-Cola Museum? I've never been. Oh, Stephen. You must go. You simply must. You must go to the world of Coke. And, you know, there's a lot of fun

Coke stuff. You get to meet the Coke polar bear. You get to learn the story of Coke. There's just a polar bear loose at the museum. It's a guy in a polar bear mascot outfit. From the Christmas ads. So a man is, flayed a polar bear?

Yes. There's a corpse of a polar bear and a guy is wearing it like a cape. And is there like a hug limit where like, do you know at Disneyland where like kids, if the kids don't let go, the mascot can't let go? Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, yeah. I don't know. I hugged that thing for a pretty long time. Yeah, that's more of a Neil deGrasse Tyson thing. Yeah. Oh, there we go.

Yeah, Christian has it up on screen. So yeah, this is the Coke polar bear. He's great. With an ascot or like a scarf. And I had a lot of fun at the world of Coke, but this is maybe the most fun thing I've ever done at a museum. And I consider this to be a legitimate museum. At the end, you can get a little... It's a little loof of carbonated beverages.

Yes, exactly. There we go. At the end, you get to take a cup. into a room with many fountains and you get to taste every Coke product. The Coke, the Cokes and the Coke adjacent products of every land. This is, this, and like I'm not, I don't drink, I don't drink a ton of Coke, but this was so much fun. I had a fucking blast tasting little tastes in my little cup of all the sodas,

num, num, numb, numb. There's a weird one called Beverly that is like a, kind of the malort of soda a little bit. I've heard that, yeah. It's kind of gross and warm woody and you taste it. Where is Beverly from? Beverly's from Italy, I think. Okay. Yeah, and I think it's supposed to be an appraptif.

An appriteef. I like it. I would drink that. When I was in middle school, Jordan, this kid transferred into our middle school in seventh grade named Todd Fine. Nice kid, small, loved Seinfeld. these are things I remember about Todd Fine. He was a libertarian. He was really pro, Newt Gingrich, which was very unusual.

Sure. Both for a person in Hillsborough, California, and for a 12-year-old. Into Newt Gingrich, huh? Yeah. It was the Republican Revolution, my friend. It was the contract with America. Sure.

I call it the contract on America. Okay. Anyway. All right. someone to take away this guy's Al Franken books Todd Fine was from Atlanta or the Atlanta area

and all he could talk about was this room at the Coke Museum they've had this book It's so fun It's so fun It honestly like I really like Coke It sounds fucking great Yeah it's it's a blast

And yeah the Beverly was definitely You know just a fun experience I found it very gross and this is coming from someone who has learned to tolerate Malort. But yeah, pretty bad. But all the other drinks were so fun. But the one, the nasty little gal that I can't get off my mind. Tye Fanta.

Okay. Tye Fanta. Let me, I even take, I took a picture of Ty Fanta. And I kiss it before I go to bed every night. Thai Fanta is apple kiwi and it is god damn delicious. Apple kiwi? I know. That sounds more like a snapple to me.

It does. You're right. It's lightly carbonated. I don't know what it is. Yeah, like those two things together, I wouldn't particularly want an apple soda. I wouldn't particularly want a kiwi soda. But whatever the alchemy going on inside this Thai Fanta is was so good. And I know this sounds like a like, I studied a broad thing.

Well, you, the chocolate's better. You know, it's not, I swear to God, I'm not doing that, okay? I'm not doing, well, you have to, the Thai phantom was so good. I'm not just saying it to be cute or to seem worldly. I'm neither of those things. I'm neither cute nor worldly. I wonder what part of the world that would be from. Yeah.

Like Palm Beach, Florida. No, no, but Thailand. Oh, Thailand. Oh, it's Thai phantom. Thailand. Okay, okay. Jordan, I think if you were trying to, be worldly.

You would talk about like Angor Watt or something like that. I don't think you would say Apple Kiwi Fanta. So, Jesse, to your point, I think if I was on a walk and thirsty or stoned inside of a head shop, and I saw a Thai Fanta for seven bucks, fucking easy purchase. Easy. Was it green? It was green. It's fun.

Was the apple flavor like a classic green apple flavor? It was not tart. It was more of like, it was not tart. It was more like an apple soda. You've had like a, what's that called, Manzaanol or something? Monsantha. There you go. Thank you, Christian.

Monsanita Sol. Yeah. Yeah, it's a little bit more like that, but with a little bit of a tropical kickin the nards. Wow. That sounds like a. kiss with a lime and twist. Now you know that's kicking. Wait, do either of you, because I feel like in this journey that you went on, Jesse, my version of that is I always love an aloe vera juice. And like, even with like the bits.

Oh, I know what you mean. I'm, I'm not there with you, but I respect it. Well, thank you. That's what I needed. You, I genuinely, I didn't know about this. You drink. That's a, that's a topical product. I was rubbing on a sunburn. Oh, I just went into the wrong aisle at the at the bodega. You know what my favorite drink is L.A. looks. Get a big pink tub of L.A. looks. Glug, glug down the hatch.

No, they make an aloe vera juice. Yeah. It's really refreshing. Yeah, I've had this. I don't like it. But I think it's cool to be the aloe vera juice guy. Because I feel like it's just some select gas stations or quarter stores that they have it. Guys, I live in fucking Berkeley now.

You think I'm not going to be drinking aloe vera juice? You think they don't have aloe vera juice at literally every retail establishment in this entire city? I could see it. I could see it. Okay, let's do this. Let's take a little bit of a break. Let's see how we can drop ship some Thai phantom to us. And we'll come back for a little bit more.

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It is Jordan Jesse Go. I'm Jesse Thorne America's Radio Sweetheart. Jordan Morris, boy detective. Stephen Ray Morris, lover of Al-Avera. Not a sunburn on this guy, by the way. Not a sunburn on him. By the way. I'm boiled up.

Stephen Ray Morris produced Jordan Jesse Go for two years or whatever, and the nickname he had locked and loaded for being a guest was, uh, the last thing I said before we went to bring up. Oh, gosh. I guess I should have said the Emperor Palpatine of this podcast. That was good. It's true. It's true. I looked up Fanta Apple Kiwi.

Yeah. And while standard retail distribution is exclusive to Thailand and select international markets, it is famously featured as a fan favorite station at the Coca-Cola Museum. Wow. So you're not the only one, Jordan. This is a fan. It's you plus Facebook user, Life of London. and mommy.

Well, they sound great. We'd have a lot to talk about once we stopped talking about Thai Fanta. This is what this is. This Facebook post, just a picture of the thing that says Fanta Apple Kiwi next to the Madagascarian drink

Bon Bon Anglais. And the post just says Coca-Cola Museum, this Fanta Apple Kiwi was my favorite. 233 likes on the... Hell yeah. 233 likes. Do you think the Fanta...

Do you think Fanta has its own subreddit or is it part of like Coca-Cola products? Oh, I bet there's a Fanta subreddit and I bet it's full of Swiss guys. Yeah. Oh, do you guys think there's a Harri-Boh subreddit? Gotta be. Oh, yeah, I bet.

Gotta be. Maybe while we're listening to some calls, Christian, you can look into the Fanta subreddit and the Harri-Bos subreddit and the Harri-Bos subreddit. subreddit and see if there's anything juicy in there. Can I just read you this post about Fanta from R slash soda? I love to. Yes.

Fanta is honestly a great soda. That's the subject from 2048 forever. It's not exactly my favorite soda. That would probably go to either Sprite or Seven Up, but I love Fanta. Probably one of the best orange sodas I've ever drank. Yeah. Sprite or Seven Up. I kind of feel like people are one or the other.

People just like to post. you know. It's fun to fun to feel like you you're out there connecting. The top reply is from Go Braves Chop On which you know look, root for the Braves but fuck the Tomahawk Chop.

Anyway, they said I think it's great as well. I've been on a very difficult no caffeine kick and Fanta has been a lifesaver. Yeah, thank you Fanta. Wait, before we

you know, we started doing the show again from the break. Stephen, you were telling us about an interesting ref you do with the Coca-Cola Freestyle Machine. Oh, yes. I do usually just regular Coke, Coke, full-fat Coke. Sure. I feel like people have been saying. Full-fat.

Full-fat. Yeah. It's made with beef tallow now. Exactly. Large. Yeah, yeah. But I do like 75% Coke and then 25% Minute Made lemonade. In my head,

when you first said that, I'm like, ew, wait, no, I want it. Like, I did, I did a full thing in one second where I'm like, that's gross. I'm like, no, wait, I want it. The seven stages of, like, or acceptance or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. I was at bargaining for a while. Yeah.

And now I'm at acceptance. I think because, you know, some people put a lemon in a Coca-Cola. Right. And that's great. So just, like, a little bit more. Yeah. Okay. Okay.

Can I tell you something? Yes. So there's a subreddit called R-slash- ask Europe. Uh-huh. And someone asked... Boy, you think there's some Fanta shit in there? Probably.

What is your opinion? Elsemage 83 said, what's your opinion of Fanta? We have it in the U.S. But I don't drink it often. I remember seeing a blue color flavor.

For the U.S. market, that would probably be raspberry. But I don't know if it actually exists. Besides that, I've seen strawberry, orange, pineapple, and grape. We have grape in most. cases where there would likely be black current in Europe since black current was illegal in the

U.S. for decades. However, I've had Apple black current squash and find it delightful. Thanks all. Wow. It's like explaining Doctor Who to us, you know? Sure. And the top post is from a German person who says, Fanta is big in Germany, partly because it was invented here during World War the Coca-Cola Germany company couldn't get all the ingredients for Coca-Cola because Germany and the U.S. were at war with each other. That was World War II. World War II, right? So they had to come up with a soft drink from the ingredients that were available and

were told to use their imagination, their in German fantasia, hence the name. Wow. Oh, okay. It's a rich and interesting history behind. one of the world's favorite sodas. Christian, we got some telephone calls to listen to? Yes, sir, we do. We have two phone calls.

Hey, Jordan. Hey, Jesse. This is Al in Florida calling to tell you guys that I just got tattoo, not momented in and of itself, many in a series for me. But I figured that you guys would be particularly interested in the subject

matter, which is Heathcliff in the ham car because he is going way over the ham limit. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Yeah, there was some new, there was some new Heathcliff ham shit recently who's driving the ham car. I can't remember what the fuck was going on, but it was wild. Just suffice it to say, Jordan, it was fucking wild. And Heathcliff doesn't ever... Was heathcliff involved?

Yeah. There's never a day when Heathcliff was. Cliff gets in the ham car, he doesn't go ape shit, you know? Can't not. Who would have thought Heathcliff would think that the garbage ape would go ape and Heathcliff would go ham, but it's actually the other way around. Yeah, garbage ape goes ham, Heathcliff goes ape. Oh, there's the tattoo.

I do, I do want to circle back to Heathcliff, but Jesse, in your story where you saw the $7 international Coke or whatever, the tattoo you were getting, is this one that maybe, what's the tat count on you these days? I got my knucks, got those knucks that say play ball. Yep. So that's eight. And then I have a Mickey from in the night kitchen on one of my upper arms. So that's nine.

And then I got a little bit of William, Carlos Williams on my forearm, on my left forearm. So that's 10 in total. And yes, each of the fingers that I got a letter, on counts as one independent tattoo as far as I'm concerned. I think it does. I think it was when I was getting my hands done that I went, that I took a break and went to get a soda pop. Stephen Tats, any? Have you considered a J.P. Tat? Maybe you have one.

I don't have a Jurassic Park tattoo. I just have one tattoo right here. It's my friend, her, like, signature. But yeah, I think it's like time to get a fun tattoo, you know? You got a stankist shirt. Do I get stank his next max fun drive? come back and raise money. I'll get a stankus tattoo. Yes, let's get Stephen a stankus tattoo.

I want to say we have had some, Stephen is wearing his stankus shirt. Thank you for ordering a stanker shirt. We didn't give it to him as a gift. Stephen went and bought it, I presume, because we didn't give it to him. No, I just feel like. We don't think he deserves it.

I just feel like the thing that I'm proudest of now having worked on this show is that stankis was introduced under my watch. You know, yes. A wonderful period in this program. The stankus era. Stankus era. I have been so impressed by the stankus fan art.

And if you're following Jordan Jesse go on Instagram or on Blue Sky, you've seen it. If you just go on Instagram and search for hashtag stankis, you'll see some of the incredible work people have been doing. A lot of people also posting it on our Reddit. I am going to, it won't be this episode, but soon I will be. choosing the recipient of a free stankist t-shirt. Wow. Which, again, you will not have to pay a single dollar for this t-shirt.

You're not meaningless to us like Stephen R. R. Morris. Oh, okay. You matter. But I want to say this. I'm prepared to send another stankist t-shirt out for free to the first Jordan Jesse go listener who gets a stankist tattoo. There we go.

There we go. A rat tat. Yeah. Let's get, let's see those rat tats. See those rat t-shirts. You'll get a free, you'll get a free Stankus T-shirt. And you know what? If you're not crazy and you stop by L.A.,

maybe we'll show you around the office or something. Okay. Watch a tape. How about that? You get a stankist tattoo. It's like, you get a stankist tattoo. It's like, remember there was that contest if you named your child Turok, you would win, you would win like $10,000 or something.

This is from the Nintendo 64 game? I think it was like during, yeah, that era, like either in Nintendo Power or Electronic Gaming Monthly or something like that. If you named your kid, TUR? Okay. So could it just be Turok or does their full name have to be Turok the dinosaur hunter? You know, unclear. I think it was maybe just Turok, but. Here's the thing, Jordan.

My cousin grew up in a sort of Black is Beautiful-oriented household. and her parents gave, or her mother gave her the name, Kenita Azalea, which has African roots. I think if you grow up in not a black power household, but a Nintendo power household, right? You tend to choose a first name that celebrates that. So, Castlevania, for example. Howard or Nestor.

Jet Force Gemini. Yes, Jet Force Gemini. Buck Bumble. Right. Should we take one more call? My cousin, Kit Icarus. Should we take one more call? Yes.

Hi, Jordan, Jesse, and guest. This is Karen from St. Louis. I feel safe saying that because I'm sure no one I know listens to this podcast. Anyway, I'm calling with a momentous occasion. My husband and I have been together since high school, so 40 years next week. And last weekend was his birthday. and we went to a sex party. For the first time ever, it won't be the last.

Anyway, we are just out here embracing being adults and do whenever the hell we want. Love you guys. Bye. Love you too, Karen. Congratulations on 40 years of true love. 40 years of true love. Let's get some details on these, please, people. Don't leave us hanging.

How about this, Karen? I don't believe you. I think you're a liar because you included no. pertinent details. Let's, I don't know, let's, let's bump up these sex calls, huh? Is it that kind of, here's my question. Yeah. Do they serve like roundtable? Or is it that special, uh, St. Louis pizza with the provale cheese on it? Right. Yes. I mean, we're assuming there's pizza, right? There has to be pizza. I don't know. Karen didn't tell us. Is there pizza? It's like people get.

get invited to weddings. I feel like that's like a podcaster. Like once you've made it, one of those things is being invited to a listener's wedding. Right. Yes. Next step, listeners inviting you to a sex party. Yeah, sure. Listen, I can't guarantee we'll go, but tell us what kind of pizza.

Is it deep dish, bar style? A New York slice. Detroit. I got to tell you, I have been walking around my new hometown of Kensington, California. I've been saying Berkeley just because Berkeley's a little more. People know what that is. Kensington is a little tiny piece. Share some city services with Berkeley.

And I was talking to our friend W. Camau Bell the other day, East Bay resident himself, and was joking with Kamau that I had accidentally moved into America's premier all-white retirement community. And it truly is like people. it's just like elderly white lesbians walking their dogs and older couples who are very fit. And I think they are probably falling into two categories as I see them walking down the street. One is couples who have not had sex in 40 years and are fine with that. like entirely comfortable with being roommates who go to film festivals together.

And the other is couples who go to sex parties twice a fucking week. 62-year-olds that are out there poking and smoking. Poken, the old poking smoke with the old pokey stick. And I'm not talking about the one that's in your club sandwich. Every single person who goes to the city council meeting to either get mad about there not being enough bike lanes or too many bike lanes, which is the main thing happening in Berkeley right now, all these people are either completely not fucking or fucking an insane combinations I can't even begin to imagine. Right. Wait, Stephen, have you been invited to a listener's wedding or orgy? I can't say I've been invited to either.

either. But I have been, I realize last year what's really fun is being a plus one to a wedding. It is fun. Because you just get to enjoy, like, there's no stress for you. You get to just be the life of the party, basically. Yeah, I, I love going to weddings. I will just go to any wedding I'm invited to. But yeah, also just like being the plus one is like a blast because, yeah, you can just, and just like, I wonder what the dynamics are here. Yeah, yeah. Who's a problem? Who do they not want here? You know, that stuff is really fun. But, yeah. But, you know, yeah. But, you can just, you can just, I'm just like, and Yeah, I do want to double back to Karen for a second. Yeah.

I do think these calls need more details. And I get that, like, what we're talking about is, like, your, you know, personal life. It's personal. You know, maybe you don't want it all out there. But as Karen said, no one you know listens to this. In fact. You said it, Karen. Jordan, I can take it one step further.

No one listens to this. Not even you The person who called This is like writing a note to yourself Sealing it in a lead block And dropping it off of an ocean liner And let me put this in some terms You sex party people will understand

It's like writing some intentions And leaving it in the temple at Burning Man As it burns, right? You're offering it up to the universe Or God or whatever you want to call it I don't know if it's a guy with a white beard. Maybe it's just energy.

I don't know. The safe word is Jordan Jesse go. The safe word is Jordan Jesse go. And that's, yeah, that's when people all have to have to let up. They all got dogs, too. They just got these cute dogs. Oh, that's nice. They got cute dogs walking around.

They all got bandanors. I bet they do. Oh, you, well, in my neighborhood, they all got little glow collars. That's cute. And safe. Yeah, for night long. Safe. Well, look, whether you live in St. Louis,

Kansas City, Springfield, a fourth city in Missouri. Four. Give us a call and give us some specifics about what went down at this ex-party. 206-984-4-fund or just send us a voice memo at JJGo at maximum fun.org. And you know what? Here's the thing, Jordan. I don't want to hear from people where it's their whole personality. Like I'm okay with it.

I want to hear it from like Karen, who just like 40th anniversary is your birthday. Let's do this. Let's freshen it up. Yeah. Let's do this. We live in St. Louis. Like, I don't want to hear that you went to the power exchange in San Francisco. I want to hear that, which maybe probably doesn't exist anymore, I don't know.

But like, I want to hear. It's now a smoke shop. I want to hear what you're up to in Ann Arbor. I want to hear what you're up to in. Scranton Wilkes Bar. Hey, I'll say Hampton for you. Where do you go to fuck, bitches? Yeah, well, first you listen to a little beach music and do the frug.

Mm-hmm. And then, okay, JJGo at maximum fun.org for those voice memos. We'll be back in just a second on Jordan Desic. Go. La La La La. Sunscreen companies calculate SPF by testing it on volunteers' butts butts. There is a can of spam in the Mariana Trench. A Nobel Prize-winning physicist from the Manhattan Project invented modern speed bumps.

Meso-American native people invented kidney medicine that glows in the dark. On the podcast, secretly incredibly fascinating, we explore this kind of amazing stuff. Stuff about ordinary topics like sunscreen and spam and speed bumps. Topics you'd never expect to be, the title of the podcast, secretly incredibly fascinating. Find us by searching for the word secretly. in your podcast app and at maximum fun.org. It's Jordan Jesse Go. I'm Jesse Thorne America's Radio, sweetheart. Jordan Morris, boy detective.

Stephen Ray Morris, Stankis, true believer. Stephen, have you read every Michael Crichton novel? I have not dabbled into his workplace sex, like thrillers. You ever read Rising Sun? I haven't read Rising Sun. Really? Yeah. In disclosure.

I haven't read disclosure. I haven't read disclosure either. I have also read disclosure. Those were the first two sex books I ever read. They had horny sex parts. You know, they're obviously, thematically speaking, deeply problematic, as we now understand it. But I was just excited to see a description of boobs.

Oh, well, maybe I do have to read it. That'll be next year's book club. Oh, yeah, you do. Stephen, you're ready to find out what they're like. Yeah. I've never seen any before. What are they? Cows utters?

Better, dude. Better. Oh, my God. Think about a cow's udder and think about it. It's way better. Seriously, if you have been palpating udders. Yeah. Booboom.

Palpatine. Stephen, yes. Help it. Yes, bring it back. The prestige. It's a good show. Yeah, good show. Stephen, you have a special,

listen, see Jurassic right. Always a special podcast. I've been on it. We had a lot of fun. We did. But you have kind of a special series coming out. Yes. With actual real scientists.

Yes. So that's the thing. So I just wrapped up a little mini series where I basically, because you know, we watch movies and we're like, is this possible? Is this real? Like that kind of thing. So I had scientists on to be like, is this realistic? Like we watched Finding Nemo, Jurassic Park 3, Contagion. but I watched it with scientists who study the things.

That's the big three. Yes. It was kind of a whiplash. We went from finding Nemo to contagion. Yes. To the Pokemon first movie. Right. All thematically linked.

But then I also do a back-to-school series where, and that's starting up this fall, where I basically just interview scientists, I think it's just, you know, you've had Mary Roach on the show, and she's somebody who also, like, just dives into the, like, the weird world of like actual scientists working today. Right. And I just think they're like really interesting people. So it's just like, what do they actually do? What kind of jobs do they have like that kind of thing?

So it's really fun. I'm making a true crime show about the lawsuit between the Michael Crichton estate and the people who made the show The Pit. Yeah. Is there one? Yes. Yeah. Yeah.

Because the people who made the show The Pit originally were trying to make a reboot of ER. Okay. then the Michael Cretton estate wouldn't go for it because he created ER. Right. And so they changed two things about it and called it the pit. Yeah. And they've been in fucking lawsuitville ever since. Really?

Wow. Yeah. So Crichton people are just like, no hospital shows. Yes. More Jurassic Park. But no more hospital shows. We can make a dinosaur amusement park show. Yeah.

Yeah. They offered to license Noah Wiley, the Michael Crichton novel, Airframe. He wasn't interested. Ooh, I like Airframe. What is Airframe about? Airframe was like the last one I remember. Yeah. It was basically about an airplane incident.

And it was like it wasn't even a plane crash. It was more like somebody dies on a plane. And then it's like all the different forces racing to like blame each other and, you know, what went wrong. So if you really want to learn about, because that. Every Michael Crichton book is like a madlibs of like insert scientific topic, weird political thing, and then like snazzy scientist. And Airframe is like airline industry intrigue. And you know what? In the end, they figured it out by using the classic scientific maxim, he who smelt it dealt it.

Right. Yes. We solved the incident. Mm-hmm. Classic. Was he who smelt it? all along. What's your best favorite?

What's the best dinosaur, Stephen? I really like, you know, Littlefoot? Classic sauropod brachiosaurus. Well, I love one called a Shunosaurus. Okay. It's basically like Littlefoot, like Braciosaurus, but it has a club tail. Oh, for Wacken? Yeah.

Fighting off against predators. Wow. I love it. I didn't know that. You don't think of those things with like offensive capabilities. Yeah. Well, yeah. It's kind of like, you know.

know ankylosaurus, the armored one. Right. So it's got kind of a club tail just like that. It's really cool. No fucking way. Just smashing ankles of allosauruses, you know? That does sound like a good dinosaur. Yeah, look at that thing.

He's smack of that. There he is. Christian put him up on the screen and man, he is fucking shit up. I love him. Good dinosaur. Yeah. It's amazing to me and slightly disappointing that we made it through this whole show without the two of you just listing dinosaurs at each other.

I know. It's a bummer. T-rex. Paracerolophis. Oh, of course. Alamimisoros. There we go. We got it.

We got a shout out to the acylosaurus. Pachycephalosaurus. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's a good one. Diplodocus. What about Piplodocus? Dynonicus. Oh.

You say Diplodocus? I say dynonicus. Oh, wait. Did you know that in the Jurassic Park novel, they were actually diononicus, but Michael Crichton changed it to be velociraptor because he thought it sounded cooler. I think I did know that. I think I did know that. did know. That's a big Reddit. That's a big Reddit.

Yeah. Contention. I mean, to be fair, Velociraptor sounds way cooler. It does sound really cool than Dionysus. Steven, thank you so much for you know, for producing the show all those years. Thank you for that. Oh my God, it was a very fruitful period in the show, I think. Yeah, I mean, this is where we got Stankus.

That's where we got Stankis. One of our finest running jokes. And I felt very happy that during my run I feel like I got, it was like the infinity gauntlet of Jordan Jesse go favorites getting Eliza Skinner. Yes. Kimberly Clark. Yes.

The Mindstone. Mary Roach. Steve Agee. Like, it just was really thrilling to have each of them on. Because, you know, again, I always love when they were guests on the show. Yeah. I mean, I feel like that as well. And in a certain way, it's beautiful because now that they've been used up, we can never

have them on again. Oh, no. Yeah. We've sucked out their powers. That's right. There was some plot contract. to bring them back. Yeah.

It's Doomsday. Well, Stephen Ray Morris, see Jurassic Wright, is the podcast. Stephen Ray Morris, the man, the myth, the mystery. Michael Crichton. RIP. RIP, King. Deny climate change in heaven. Make God deny climate change.

Christian Duenas is the producer of the program. Christian. There we go. I did that. Okay. Christian, do you want to do it? Yeah. That's pretty good.

Christian, if you want to make that your thing, I'm okay with it. I don't know how Jesse feels, but I'm going to say if you want to go bu-whoop, you know, periodically. I'm just grateful at the prospect of us having a thing. Wouldn't that be nice? Just anyone on the show having a thing that anyone likes for any reason. Or just recognize us for any reason. Anyway, our theme music is Love You by the Free Design, courtesy of the free design and light in the attic records. Join us on Instagram, on Blue Sky, and on Reddit.

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