Judge John Hodgman - Requesting an Immediate Hinge Junction

Episode Date: April 8, 2026

Stephanie brings the case against her husband, Lee. They live in one half of a duplex. It’s a side-by-side, two-family home in New Orleans that’s been in Lee’s family since the 70s. The other side is used by Lee’s mother and other relatives. Stephanie says it’s inconvenient to go outside from one unit to the other. She yearns for a door inside, connecting the two halves. But Lee says KEEP DREAMING. He says Stephanie's idea is ridiculous. He wants to close the non-adjoining door on the topic forever. Who's right? Who's wrong?  Thanks to reddit user u/kadendoo for naming this week’s case! To suggest a title for a future episode, keep an eye on the Maximum Fun subreddit at reddit.com/r/maximumfun! Have a dispute that you can’t settle? No dispute is too small for the honorable Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn! Submit your cases directly to the court at: maximumfun.org/jjho Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Become a member to unlock special bonus episodes, discounts on our merch, and more by joining us at: maximumfun.org/join!

Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm bailiff Jesse Thorne. This week, requesting an immediate hinge junction. Stephanie brings the case against her husband Lee. Stephanie and Lee live in one half of a duplex. It's a side-by-side, two-family home in New Orleans that's been in Lee's family since the 70s. The other side is used by Lee's mother and other relatives. Stephanie says it's inconvenient to go outside from one. one unit to the other. She yearns for a door inside to connect the two halves. Lee says, keep dreaming. That's ridiculous. And he wants to close the non-adjoining door on the topic forever. Who's right, who's wrong, only one can decide. Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and presents an obscure cultural reference. Once in a local gin cafe said one, let's have a song Fust. All in a unit did they sway? Alert, we will be the best. When on a garden farm, they gaily enjoyed all food. The entire group was charmed. All were happy, not nude. When in a dance cafe, they were of one accord. Their bodies did naturally sway. One as a Model T. Ford.

Baylor of Jesse Thorne, please swear the litigants in. Lee, Stephanie, please rise and raise your right hands. Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth? So help you God or whatever. I do. Do you swear to abide by Judge John Hodgman's ruling despite the fact that his home has no doors? I do. I've been there. You're going through the windows. Uh, well, also bead curtains. Yeah, that's true. You live in a video store from the 1980s. Shall we proceed? We shall. Wait a minute. How come they said that? I don't know, because you didn't.

That's a good point. First of all, Lee, Stephanie, I will announce when we can proceed. So shut your pie holes. Second of all, Judge Hodgman, you may proceed. Thank you, Lee, Stephanie. Please be seated and open your pie holes to make a guess, if you will, as to the piece of culture that I referenced obscurely as I entered this courtroom hint,

twas a poem. Or as my father-in-law would say, a poem. Stephanie, why don't we start with you? What's your favorite poem? Whose Woods these are? I think I know his houses in the village, though. I would say my favorite poet is Robert Frost. I do not think that it's Robert Frost.

That's sort of a poem in itself. Frost rhymes with Frost. Good job. I like it. Oh, I got to write it down. And Stephanie says Robert Frost, a poem by. Let's say it's stopping by Woods on Snowy evening, the only one I know. All right, Lee, it's come to you.

You've had some time to think it over. You've had the advantage. It didn't help. It's time for you to take it. Lee, do you have a favorite poem or poet? I do not have a favorite poem or poet. Well, uh, write down.

Lee hates poetry. Yeah. No, the only guy I can think of. Not a lyrical fellow is, uh, oh, what's the guy's name? Waldo. He wrote some like environmentally friendly poems back in like, where is he?

Where is he? Yeah, where is this guy? He lived on a pond, I think, something like that. Yeah, but how could you find him? amidst all the other people there. Where is Waldo? Stephanie got it, Lee. Yeah, all right.

It went from Jesse to me to Stephanie and finally. Yeah, that might be the order of operations on this the whole time. Where is Waldo? Maybe you mean Ralph Waldo Emerson, the transcendentalist? Or maybe you mean Walt Whitman, the famous poet? Ormer. Did you have a prepared guest, something that you find enjoyable in your obscure cultural life? Lee, I could give you a guess to guess.

If you need a guest to guess. Oh, I definitely need a guest to guess. The greatest American poet of them all, Mr. Bob Dylan. Mr. Bob Dylan, the greatest poet of them all. It did sound like Bob Dylan now that you say that. Oh, if it's not the original, if it's not the original rapper, Mr. William Shakespeare, it's got to be the greatest poet of all time, Bob Dylan. Okay.

Bob Dylan. That would be my guess. Yep. My bailiff is extra spicy today. You guys are in for it. But all guesses are wrong. Those were, of course, a number, but not the complete number of stanzas from the poem, Idiot by Ernest Nois Brookings.

Now, who he's one of my favorite poets. You may not have heard of Ernest Noise Brookings. Some of you in the audience, I bet have because you might be my age. You might have come up through zine culture in the 80s. And you might know that Ernest Noyes Brookings was a retired machine parts engineer from Newbury, Massachusetts. And in 1979, he went to go live in a Boston area nursing home where he met one David Greenberger, a recently graduated art student who was working at the nursing home as the activities director. And Greenberger had begun in that year interviewing the residence of the nursing home, asking them unusual questions such as what is embarrassment or, who was Frankenstein or what denominations of money would you like your face printed on

and collecting the often insightful, often amusing, and always interesting answers in a self-published zine that was introduced to me by a friend named Fancher Lane in 1987, and then I became a big fan of this zine, and I used to buy it at Newbury Comics, though I don't know where all my copies of the zine are. And among the respondents, among the residents of the nursing home, was this person, Ernest Noyes, Brookings, David Greenberger encouraged Brookings to write poems for the zine, and he soon became a reader favorite, including a favorite of mine. Brookings wrote about 400 poems on subjects ranging from alcohol and after-dinner mints to weddings, white worms, and your cheating heart.

They were eccentric, insightful, and sometimes serially illuminating, especially as they got twisted around Brookings' insistence that they always rhyme, always must rhyme. Here's the last bit of a poem that he wrote called My Jobs. After returning from Midwest, went to my home, to Hill Place. God organized all the rest. We did not plummet into space. That last line, we did not plummet into space became the title of Brookings' first collection of poetry published by Greenberger in 1983, and later his poems would be set to music in, I think, four volumes of albums called Lyrics by Ernest Noise Brookings. They were set to music by bands like Yolet Tango and the Young Fresh Fellows and

XTC, all of your favorite alternate favorites of the 80s and 90s. Brookings passed away in 1987, but Greenberger continued to publish the zine and advocate his work well until the day of now. I believe the zine stopped publishing in 2010. The zine, of course, took its name after the nursing home, which was called the duplex, the duplex nursing home. There you go. All right.

The zine was called the duplex planet. And Greenberger is still active today as an artist and musician. In fact, he's the focus of a documentary that just premiered at South by Southwest in Austin last week in March, depending on when you're listening to, 2020. Six, called Beyond the Duplex Planet. It's one of my favorite things. And thank you for giving me this opportunity to revisit it as we are here today to talk about a duplex, not in Boston, but in New Orleans. What do you call it, Lee and Stephanie? New Orleans or New Orleans.

New Orleans. Lens, like the thing you wear in your eyes. New Orleans. Okay, I got you. You're in New Orleans, Stephanie. First question for both of you, do you put potato salad on your gumbo? Yes or no?

No. Have you ever heard of that? Yes, and I think it's wrong. What about you, Lee? No, no, never tried that one. I generally have a problem with foods touching. So, well, yes, I probably wouldn't put potato salad in your gumbo then. That was that was a case that we adjudicated on stage at our night court show in the bell house.

And I just had to ask because apparently some people do it. But other people like you, Stephanie, think it's wrong. So, Stephanie, if you're not putting potato salad on your gumbo, and again, that is not a euphemism. That's a real thing that some people do in Louisiana, though not that often in New Orleans. How do you spend your time down there? What's going on down there in the Crescent City? We spend a lot of time with our friends going to listen to music. We have a lot of musician friends and hanging out with our six-year-old doing a lot of soccer, baseball, pub scouts.

You ever go to the Spotted Cat Music Club? Yes. Yeah, that's a good spot. You ever go to the Spotted Cat Music Club, Jesse? We've got to go there. We've got to just show of New Orleans one of these days. We should go there sometimes. You know, my best friend Pete Fields of slow-motion Cowboys lives in New Orleans.

So go see Pete sometime. Yeah, go see Pete Fields sometime. Fun fact, spotted cats on Frenchman Street, which is named after a French man. That is fun. All right, I'm about to give this one to Lee, Stephanie. That was good. But there is a dispute and you seek justice. What's the nature of the justice that you seek?

So, like you said, we have a duplex. It's family-old. It's been in the family since 1978. And Lee's mom, actually in the 80s when she was living in the house, wanted to put a door in connecting the two sides. Right. But then my father-in-law's job got transferred to Georgia. And Lee and his brother ended up growing up there.

And they used it as a rental property until after Katrina, when Lee and his uncle moved in to the two sides. To be clear in terms of what a duplex is for people who don't know, and it has different meanings in different places. Well, you're talking about a freestanding building, right, that has two homes in it. Yes. And two separate entrances to those homes.

So there's one building, but two homes separated by what is now a completely contiguous, unbroken wall. Yes. And you want to break through. I want to break through the wall. So you don't have to go outside. Yes. To get into the other home.

So, all right, I got you. Because in New York City, where I guess I live, a duplex would mean an apartment that has two levels in it. Like an interior staircase. Or if it's a triplex, like the first apartment that I lived in with my friend Adam on 22nd Street, that means it's got three levels. It's got a main level, which is about 10 feet below street level. Then it's got a second level above, which is an overhang where Adam and his girlfriend could sleep and watch me sleeping below. And then an even more recessed lower level where the bathroom and the kitchen was.

And that was mainly, that whole level was mainly designed to accrue sewage due to frequent flooding. That's what a triplex is. John, it's a longtime New York City resident. Would you say it's the number one city in America, for a living space with a six inch tall window that is at forehead height? Absolutely. Although our window, our single window was at forehead height. It began at like completely level with sidewalk level and then went up another five feet.

So it was just like a viewing gallery from the outside. People could look at us and watch us and often pee on our window late at night. Awesome. That also happens on Frenchman Street. I can imagine it happens on French. Hey, I'm peeing here. Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure on Frenchman Street people often laissez-le-le-bant-Pia as well.

Yeah, just not on windows, I guess. I don't. So the living situation is right now, you, Stephanie, and Lee, are living in one half of the two-family home. Right. One home within the two homes. And who's in the other one at the moment? At the moment, no one is living there full time. My mother-in-law stays there when she comes to visit.

And other family members stay there when they're in town. Gotcha. And I will say my mother-in-law, who is the actual owner of the duplex, supports my side. Whoa. And we're talking about Lee's mother here or do you have another marriage? I don't know how it goes in New Orleans, so I just want to make sure. Yes, Lee's mother supports my side. So, Lee, this home has been in your family for a long time.

Yeah, that's the case. Stephanie, what is it, what is the benefit to you of adding this door? Easier access, better flow when the family is in town. Right. Lee likes to joke that it's not that big of a deal to just walk outside. But we did have a historic snowstorm in New Orleans last year. And his uncle, who is still living in the home at the time, could not leave to come to us to get food during the snowstorm.

And so that was when I really said, hey, we need a door so that we could just walk. through without having to deal with rain or the historic snow. Is this when you started to get the idea for the interior door? Yes. We were taking care of Lee's or you were helping to take care of Lee's uncle at the time. He wasn't well. Yes. Yes.

And let me ask you about the snowstorm. How many inch of snow did you get? Twelve. No. Yeah. In our backyard. In our front yard, yeah. No, you didn't.

Yeah, it was crazy. The official recorded amount at the airport, I think, was 10, but we kept a yardstick at our house and it was 12. Got a couple of trash can lids and sledded down the levee. Yeah. Down at the bottom, there's a two inch layer of shrimp. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, wow.

I am truly taken aback. I truly thought you were going to say, was about half an inch, but that was enough. That's what we expected. That was what everybody thought was big up until last year. Yeah. But this is still a fairly unusual occurrence, isn't it? That is an unusual occurrence.

Massive amounts of rain that floods our yard is not an unusual occurrence. Gotcha. And then your yard just becomes a gator pool. Yeah. Let me ask you this. How common of an occurrence is it for you to have, to get food from an uncle or bring food to an uncle? Well, at the time it was a nightly thing.

Now it's really more about just ease of walking back and forth when family is in town. When his parents are here, they stay over there as far as like sleep and whatnot, but they're constantly coming back and forth. And our six-year-old loves to go back and forth to see them when they're here. And so he's having to walk out, go through the yard, go over. Yeah.

Yeah, tiptoe through the gator pool to go see Gwama. Yeah. And Lee, you don't want this door because. You don't want your mother getting anywhere near you and you don't want your kids to get to know their grandma, correct? Yeah, I don't. Yeah, sure. I have that on record. Yeah, so to specify, my uncle sadly passed away last year after we had done her best to take care of me out of prostate cancer. Oh, my gosh.

So now we've got that side open. But he had a sizable estate. That's very interesting to deal with. Nothing like can't say it's not valuable, but it's basically a bunch. He was a mechanic, so he's got just a bunch of half working cars, two properties. And my mom is the next of kin who is now having to deal with all that. So she's coming in town pretty often to just deal with the aftermath of that. Just combine half cars.

Yeah, exactly. That's kind of what we're doing right now is combining cars together and trying to get properties up and running and stuff like that. And she would like to be able to walk through the house. Yeah, but when my mom's not here, which is three, four times a year nowadays, it's basically empty. And the long run plan would be to rent it to somebody. Do you feel that adding an extra door or the connecting door would decrease its rental value? Or what's your argument against the door? Well, in the submitted evidence, if you look at where the door would be, it would basically be right in the middle.

of the living room. Okay. Let's take a look at the evidence. And we'll start with Exhibit A. All of these will be available on our social medias. And, of course, if you're watching on our YouTube channel right now, please subscribe and hit that bell to get those notifications. We have full video episodes up of every episode plus more.

You're looking at it right now. Okay, this is your home there in New Orleans. And it is a modest and handsome two-story home. Normally I expected to see two doors in the front of this home. Yeah, I was about to say this looks like a single family home. Is there a foyer behind the one door that we can see? There is. Yeah, most duplexes in New Orleans are double shotguns.

So it's like two symmetric doors in the front, two symmetric houses. Ours is really weird. So basically, it looks like a single home in front, designed that way. But if you look to the left, there's like it. But it's a party in the back? Yeah, it's a party on the back left side. is where the party basically is. But that's the front door for the other side.

It's just on the side of the house. Oh, yeah. So if we go down here to exhibit B, Jesse, we can take a look at that. We can see in the back of the house, two separate doors, two separate homes. And a lot and, yeah,

this is a deep home, by the way, deep home. I also see here a feature that I love, which is a well for boys. Oh, I'm sorry? What is it is a well for boys there? So to enter the other, the other home or the other unit, let's call it, you have to go on the back yard to access the second unit? No, if you go back to Exhibit A, you can see where the front door is. There's an awning

to the left that kind of sticks out right over the gate. Oh, okay. So that's the front door. Just pass the driveway on the left. That's the entrance. You can kind of barely make out the sidewalk that leads up to it on the left. And just out of curiosity, do you both have access to both floors or do you have, is one lead to the top? No, the divide. The divide, if you look at the sidewalk, at the front door, the window to the left of that, if you draw a line straight up and down, that's the divide of the house. And our front door, if you were to walk straight through the wall into the back, leads to the patio you saw between the two.

And then the windows are placed completely miscellaneously. Yeah, they're totally miscellaneous, yeah. Do you have a sense of when this house was built, just out of curiosity? 1976. Mm-hmm. Oh, look at that. Was the home built as a duplex? Yes.

They're just a weird one. It's a weird one. In Los Angeles, there are plenty of single family homes that have been subdivided and might end up with a weird door on the side and miscellaneously placed windows. But this was built as a weird one. This one started off that way. Yeah, an architect did that. Yeah.

It started out this way. It bugs. The windows bug me, I have to say, because they're not. they're not centered and it drives me crazy. Yeah, I got to say that I'm not sure there was necessarily an architect here. Yeah, there's that. And oddly enough, the room that's above the front door, that window has plenty of room to come over to the left there. So it could have been centered.

They just didn't do it. Yeah, I hadn't even noticed how these windows were misaligned until Jesse mentioned it. And now it's all I can see. It's rough. It's like it's you know how they say like sometimes instead of an architect there's just a contractor. I think literally just like the mason that was working on the front of this was like, oh, third window boss. Oh, all right. I'll take out of your breaks.

Yeah. Yeah. It's it is it is what would be described in the in Lovecraft terms as impossible architecture designed to drive a man mad. Yeah. You got Cthulah living in one of your units over here? Gfulu? Yeah, it might be. They'd feel comfortable.

Exhibit C, however, brings us into the interior of the home. Specifically, Stephanie, I think where you would like to punch a hole into the wall, correct? And I mean, I mean, build a door, not punch a hole out of frustration. I mean, if you listen to Lee,

that's what I want to do, just punch a hole into the wall and be done with it. But yes, this is the wall that connects. And so because of the way our door is recessed, the wall on our side is basically like halfway into the living room on the other side. So it's like right in the middle of the room. So this looks like what we're seeing here is your sort of foyer or mudroom or something like that. It also appears to be where you store various bicycles.

So it's your parking garage as well. Yeah, parking garage, hats, coats, shoes, bikes, yep. I also want it noted that the bikes are in the house, but we do not live in New York City where it would be common for bikes to be inside. Most people around us have them in a garage or a shed. This is not a, you know, that mail is. Living Spaces subreddit, John? Yeah.

Where all decor... I've been digging deep in there. Where all decor is either guitars hanging on the wall or bicycles hanging on the wall. Yeah. Sometimes samurai swords. Yeah, that's a good point. This is not that. This is basically just a pile of bicycles on the wall.

I don't know how you could pile bicycles on a wall, but that's what it looks like in this picture. In fairness, before we got married, it did look like it was going to be on that Reddit. So, yeah. Yeah, this is a holdover. This is a holdover to his bachelor days. Did you, did you, so you inhabited this space, obviously before Stephanie is a family home. Yes.

You lived here as a bachelor for a period of time. Yes. Not well, technically a bachelor, but I had roommates, yes. And did you grow up in the home as well or just as an adult? Early on. We moved out in New Orleans when I was like three. So I was brought home from the hospital to this house, but we moved out three years old. And I spent most of my life grown up in the North Atlanta area.

At some point, you were like, ooh, free house. Yep, nope, that's it. The other exhibit we have here is the other side of the wall. This would be the empty unit, the currently used by itinerant family members unit, correct? That's correct, yes. And what we're looking at here appears to be just the main wall of the living. room. Yeah, it's a wall in a... The main wall of the not that big living room. I mean, like, it's not a lot of extra door space. This picture is taken from the front door. So like, yeah,

there's nothing left behind you, though. If you were to put a door in here, given that it already contains the door to the rest of the house and the entrance door to the apartment or unit, you would have a room that was roughly, what would you say, 40% door? And the closet to your left, Yeah, that's more door. So, yeah, all door. Although there's a, there's an awfully nice tapestry or quilt on the wall there, there's a world in which you hide a little door or portal behind it and do a, you know, Shawshank Redemption style.

You know what I mean? Yeah. That's about what Stephanie wants, yeah. Get Stephanie a spoon. Let's do this. Start digging. So, Lee, is your argument against the door here, having looked at this. evidence. More about not wanting to add to the labyrinthine madness of your already confused house,

or is it to keep your relatives away from you? It's a small part of all of that. It wouldn't be great for the low of the other side. It would cost money and we've got other projects we can put door money towards. Such as? I would love to either have a bigger shed. put the bikes in or a garage to keep the cars out of the crazy sun that we have that causes them to rot five years after you buy them. Right now you don't have a garage or a shed of any time. There is a shed, but it's very tiny and it's already chocked full of stuff. Stephanie, are you opposed to a shed or a garage or both?

I am not. However, those can come before the door because I agree he needs to move the bikes. out of the foyer. Yeah. Why not both? Why not everything? Why not everything? Yeah, I also think it would be harder to rent the place out or at the very least make it less soundproof.

Stephanie, do you share Lee's mission of renting out that other unit? Yes. And to that argument, it is not uncommon in New Orleans with a duplex like ours to have. have a door that connects the other. Yes, there are. Well, there are duplexes, but none quite, none quite as in the mouth of madness as this one. John, in this in the 70s, there was a program where fifth graders in New Orleans drew pictures of houses and then professional house builders built them. Yeah. Oh, that would explain the, the turrets and the underground pool and the secret rooms. Yeah. And the people.

Pew Pue stations where you get to shoot your lasers at invaders. Yeah. It's a pretty cool house you guys have, I must say. It's fun. Lee, it says here you're a tour guide. I am, yeah. And Stephanie, you're a social worker? I am.

Wonderful. And you're also part of the crew of Iris. What is that? It is the oldest all-female Mardi Gras crew. Crew spelled K-R-E-W-E, which is like a social organization that marches in the Marty Grape parade. So the crew of Iris is a martycrae parade. It has the largest number of participants of any of the Mardi Gras parades.

Oh, I didn't realize. Okay, so there are lots of them. Each crew has its own parade. Yeah. And yours is the only all-women crew? There are two others. We're the oldest. Oh, cool.

We date back to 1917. That's fun. Let's be fun to live in New Orleans. It's a blast. Do you wear special outfits? All the time. So your mom is the owner of the home, and she is living there part-time, and she is agreeing with Stephanie that an interhome portal would be a good idea.

Is she on board with renting the unit out? She is eventually, not immediately. But the idea would be to not have a long-term tenant, but more of like a short-term rent-it to travel nurses, things like that, so that she could still have access when she needed it. Also, in fairness, my mom is having some cognitive dissidents with the idea that she wants to rent it and the idea that she also wants to move into it. Yes, she is setting the home up as though she's living there.

Is your point that your mom is not competent to determine what to do with her own home? Oh, not at all. I'm just saying she hasn't been forced into a, decision in the meantime of not making that decision. She's practically moving in. I was going to say you might want to be careful. She may listen to this podcast. To a place that she's in for three weeks out of the year.

Oh, well, I'm going to be hand delivering this podcast to her personally. Next time she and I are both in New Orleans. Because honestly, I'm wondering like, why am I not talking to her? She sounds like a hoot. And also, she owns the home. She's the only one who can authorize changes to it one way or the other. I figured she might help Stephanie. case, but Stephanie didn't try to bring her on.

Well, I pointed out her desires. I will say the only thing I have actually asked Lee to do in this debate is we have a friend who is an architect, and I just want his opinion on if it would be feasible because my mother-in-law has been talking about this since the 80s. And so just roll it out or rule it in. Is it possible? Yeah, it says here you want Mark to take a look at it. Is Mark your other husband or the architect that you mentioned?

He's our friend who is an architect. Lee, why don't you want Mark to take a look at it? He could have. Stephanie could have called him. I mean, is there another place for the door? Because, I mean, I have to agree with Lee here, Stephanie. It doesn't look like a door is going to enhance livability in either space other than allowing you to pass through the wall. Is there any other place?

Yes, our son's bedroom connects to one of the bedrooms next door. That's great, because you can just say to him, hey, we're going to put a secret door in your bedroom that's going to allow grandma to access your room while you sleep. He's actually very excited about the possibility of a door. That would so be an interbedroom doorway. Yeah. Yeah. But that would be upstairs.

But that would be upstairs. Yeah. And I will say the idea. idea I had for a door would not be like a traditional door. It would be a pocket door so that it's not, you know, taking up a lot of space in either room. And that way you can take out more of the supports that hold the building up. Of course.

I mean, the ultimate goal is to have the house fall down, clearly. I do have something else I want to submit. Okay, please. Since our backyard is an alleyway, We park in the back, and we walk to our cars through the alligator ponds and the snowstorms at least four times a day to get to and from work and the school and whatnot. And I measured that distance from our side, 73 feet to my wife's car. And then from our back door to the other back door, 44 feet from our front door to the other front door, 42 feet.

So this distance we're trying to traverse. We're doing that already at least four times a day, individually. Not in bad weather. I'm just excited that Lee bought one of those wheels on a stick that you used to measure distance when you're going for a walk. Lazy-Lie-Listick wheel roulet. Lee, what kind of tour guide are you? I do city tours. Please say fan boat.

No, no. Not fan boats. Those look like so much fun. I would probably get eaten by an alligator. No, it's a city tour. It takes about two hours and we basically do a quick lap around the whole town on a minibus. We pick people up downtown, go around in a circle, bring it back downtown and talk about the city in the meantime. Do you think a first step to becoming a fanboat tour guide would be to purchase a miniature fanboat to get to your car when the backyard's flooded? It's not the worst idea.

Lee, this door is not the only change to the home that you are protesting. There is also the suggestion of putting some storage underneath those carpeted stairs. Tell me about what Stephanie's proposing there and why you're opposed to it. Yes. When my mom and Stephanie get together, they talk about a whole bunch of fun stuff like putting doors in. And one of the more recent ones also at the same time they were talking about the door was storage under the staircase right there. My protest to that was also cost but access as well because the best place for it would I guess be a door next to the toilet or where the dogs are hanging out in that one image. False.

Yeah. What's your plan for the, I mean, because I'm looking again at this picture of the staircase. I'm not really sure where I see this under the stairs storage happening. So the way this came about was we had a lot of. work being done next door. And at one point, they had to cut into the wall of the closet in the corner. And when they cut the sheetrock out, we saw that there's almost a whole room under our stairs. And so my mother-in-law and I said, hey, we don't have much storage in this house because it's such an open concept house.

this would be a great place to just instead of putting sheetrock back to put a door there and have some storage. So you wouldn't get to the storage from our side. You would get to it from that side. But what you're proposing is that underneath these carpeted stairs, there's extra space that could be accessed by some kind of hatchway, not in your home, but in the other home. Yes. And this will improve storage. Yes.

Which sounds wild. But why are you opposed to it, Lee? Why not have some more storage if you can get some more storage? More storage would be wonderful. But if the access to it is where Stephanie is proposing, those plumbers where they cut that hole out in the first place, put pipes in that particular spot. And the access where they cut,

it's only maybe a foot by a foot and a half. That was just large enough for a plumber to slide into. So it would be a closet. in a closet that only had about a foot and a half by foot access space. Stephanie, you're shaking your head. No. The pipes were not placed in a way that would prevent us from having a door big enough to put rubber made bins through.

What are you going to put in those rubber made bins? Mardi Gras beads? All of my Mardi Gras throws. Lee, is it that you're just resistant to change or is this a terrible idea? I think it's a terrible idea. He's resistant to change. Also, he comes from a family of hoarders. So I will give him this.

He is terrified that more storage space will lead him to hoard more items like his family. But what I'm hearing, correct me if I'm wrong, is that you want to put a weird storage window underneath your stairs that's accessible only from the other apartment. So you'd have to either go through the gator area or through this other door that you're also proposing to put in there. And also the other apartment's living room,

if I'm not mistaken, look, I'm no 10-year-old. I don't know how to design a house. But if I'm not mistaken, you're describing a 17th door for the living room in the other apartment. Yes, and that door is inside another door. I mean, honestly, you could just expand the closet. You don't have to have a door.

Have you considered turning the stairs into a trapdoor Munster's style in order to walk into the storage area and then exit through a secret door on the other unit, thus creating not another door, but a cool secret passage between the two units? I would not be opposed to that. The six-year-old would like that, yeah. How big are the H-FAC ducts? Could you just mission impossible this thing? Yeah. What if instead of a door you walk through, there's a ceiling hatch that you drop through on a tension wire?

That might be easier, honestly. Lee, Stephanie said that you come from a family that has some hoarding tendencies. I don't know how serious this issue is in your family, but they've got some extra stuff, and this is something that is a little bit of a red flag for you? A little bit, yeah. My uncle probably would have been bad enough to get on a TV show,

but my mom currently isn't. And yet you are going out of your way to point out all the stuff that she's planning to move into the other unit, sewing machines and so forth. Are you a little concerned that she's setting up a horde station next door? Yeah, I mean, we have had this problem in our family before, specifically with my mom. when we were living in Georgia when I was a kid, high school, they moved to a new house in

North Georgia, and we had already had a house closer to Atlanta, and they furnished the new place. I graduated, my brother graduated, and then my parents were left as empty nesters with two houses worth of furniture. So over furnishing places when you probably shouldn't. is something that has a history in my family. How does it make you feel to think about your mom moving in more and more stuff next door, including herself? I would be fine with it if she was actually moving there.

But if she's only going to be there three weeks out of the year, and we could be renting it to people in the meantime who don't want our personal belongings in there with them, then no. Do you think the way that? that your mom is aiming to decorate the other unit, it won't be rentable to others? It currently isn't. It's, again, with the hoarding tendencies, it's already filled with a lot of my uncle's old personal belongings and her personal belongings that she's brought here.

So, yeah, it looks like it is somebody's lived in home currently, not something that just has furniture you could rent. And to further delve into your feelings for a moment, Lee, Stephanie and your mom are colluding actively against you. Constantly, yes. Coming up with, okay, well, all right, I guess I didn't. In what other areas? Tell us about it. Yeah, go on. For better or for worse, my mother and my wife are more or less best friends.

They talk to each other way more than they talk to me. And how does that make you feel? I'm fine with it. I'm closer to my mom than I ever have been because of my wife. You're welcome. Obviously, we used your mom a very long and healthy life, but do you foresee a time when she is no longer with us when this will be your decision? In other words, you're going to own the house next, presumably. You have a brother, though, also, right?

I do, yes. Are you going to end up splitting the house with your brother? or when this house is passed on to the next generation, will you guys be renting out that other apartment for sure? And that money will be important to you. Well, it's got to be that just because how are they going to split this two-family home? How are they going to decide how to split the house? Yeah.

Technically, if my brother wanted to move it next door, he would be more than welcome legally speaking. But they live in Georgia as well. So I don't think that is part of their plan. But it's part of his legacy, too. Is this something you feel like you would need to bring him in on before you made any changes? I'm trying to think of ways that you can slow walk this process. Yeah, no, he is currently involved in many of the situations involving my uncle's estate,

but he also doesn't have much of opinion on this as far as I know, or if he did, he didn't say it. It sounds like your uncle's estate, he's fairly modest and that it mostly is made up of old carpenter. parts and pieces and some weird properties or whatever. But, I mean, is there a situation where there might be a small windfall that would allow you to make some renovations in the house? There is money for renovations in the house. So you do have some money socked away for a potential renovation of this kind. It's just that Lee, you would, or coming down the line, Lee, you would rather use that money

to do what? Build a shed, a garage. What is your priority? If I are going to make it happen for you magically right now, what would be your priority? My priority, I'm torn because it would be either one of those other two projects or any money that doesn't go to home renovation goes into like kids college funds and savings accounts and stuff like that. I think that's a better use of that than doors and extra closets and stuff like that. I mean, the amount of money that is being spent on a connecting door is not. going to buy you a whole lot of semester's worth of tuition at Tulane.

No. I mean, that said, if you're within the sound of my voice and you have kids, I don't care how old they are, get money into a 529 plan now. Yep. It's, it's a, it was a profound lifesaver for our family. It's incredible. Tell me quick about Mark for a second. Is he a licensed architect?

Does he have talent? Yes, he is a licensed architect. As far as I know in the architectural world, he's a fairly good one for sure. And that's another reason I didn't think about asking, Mark, has this seemed like more of a question for like a general contractor? Whereas he's an architect kind of seemed to me like, I don't know, asking if you had like a buddy who was a famous hockey player to teach your kid softball. I don't know.

I mean, it's ultimately a question for a structural engineer, right? The question is whether your house is going to fall down. fall down. If you put a hole in the wall. Yeah, but I mean, like, do you feel Lee that Mark could come in and would be willing to come in and give it a friends and family rate eyeball and just give you some basic advice? Potentially, if we decided we really wanted to push towards that route, but I didn't even think we were at that point. I appreciate your trying to respect Mark's professionalism and not getting him to work for free, but he's not exactly a hockey player teaching softball.

He's an architect who is a friend who you would be consulting for expertise in his own field. Like I said, I feel like that's something my wife can do if she wanted to go that right. And I will say Mark has done this for other friends. He has gone to their house and given them suggestions. Yes. That's where I got the idea. And hockey players are too busy making out with each other to get involved and teach softball. That's true.

Stephanie, if I rule in your favor, you want me to, what, come down there, live in your additional dwelling unit for a little while, punch a hole in the wall personally and get some airflow and mom flow through that duplex or what? Absolutely. All right. But besides that. But besides that, I just want you to tell him rule that he has to be okay with Mark. just coming by and giving us an opinion. And Lee, if I were to rule in your favor,

you want me to send you back in time to when you were 25 years old, just playing video games, eating food and thinking about termites again and get all these meddling women out of your life? As fun as that sounds no, but like some sort of moratorium on bringing it up in the first place. Moratorium, a gag order, if you will.

Something like that, yeah. You want your mom and your mom, and your wife, both of them are whole human beings in their own right to stop talking to you about their dumb door idea. Can they talk about it amongst themselves? Yeah, I can't stop anybody from doing that. I don't know if you can. I don't know if you can stop. Well, I'm a fake, judge. You have experience with stopping her from talking to Mark. There's that. All right, I think I've heard everything I need to in order to go into my chambers. It's going to take me a little while because I've got to walk out of this building and walk across the street and get into the

other building and then it's I just wish that there were a portal or a zip line of some kind but in the meantime, uh, Jess is going to ask you about how you're feeling and I'll be back in a moment with my verdict and a book that I'm going to throw at one of you. Please rise as Judge John Hodgman exits the courtroom. Lee, how are you feeling about your chances in the case right now? Oh, pretty good. I think this can only go well for me. It seems like we keep the status quo of talking about the door and even putting a door in or

I get what I want and we stop talking about it. How many doors do you think, Stephanie, you could fit into that one living room? I mean, I think we could fit like four doors in there. Why not make it like a, you know, like a the prisoner or severance type situation where it's one of those rooms where all the walls are painted white and there's doors everywhere and most of the doors lead to some kind of, you know, dangerous beast or like existential crisis. Absolutely. I'm all for the dragon under the stairs popping out. How are you feeling about your chances right now, Stephanie?

You think you're going to get this door? I think I think I could get the door. At least you could borrow Lee's phone so you can call Mark, right? Exactly. Well, we'll see what Judge Hodgman has to say about all this when we come back in just a moment. Judge Hodgman, the Max Fund Drive is right around the corner. That's absolutely right. Max Fund Drive is coming. It starts on April the 20th and goes all the way through May 1st. Now, if you're new to Judge John Hodgman, we are part of the Maximum Fun Network of Quality Podcasts, I dare say. Maximum Fun being a network that is almost entirely member supported. That is to say, we exist because of the support from listener members like you. And if you're not one yet, Max Fund Drive is the time to become one. It's the best time of year to become a member of Maximum Fund and support the show. shows you love.

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Let's get back to the case. Please rise as Judge John Hodgman reenters the courtroom and presents his verdict. Well, I've looked and I've looked and I've looked all over my office here. And I cannot find my old duplex planets, which makes me very upset because I want to have them. And I know that they're somewhere. They're somewhere, I think probably in a rubber made box and a storage area in Maine. makes me very nervous. Think about one, because I want to lay hands on them, too.

I wanted to throw one of them at you. Because you may or may not know, but my ceremonial gavel was confiscated at the San Francisco International Airport recently. And so we're making a new gavel thanks to Offerman Woodshop. And it's going to be a real but but in the meantime, I've been selecting books from my office that I've read and enjoyed and want other people to read and enjoyed.

to throw at you in the purpose of justice. I will find or maybe buy a duplex planet to send to you both there in New Orleans as thanks for being on the show. In the meantime, I'm going to throw this book at you. This is called Low Down Road by Scott von Doviak, who is a crime writer and a longtime pop culture journalist for the AV club.

And I read and enjoyed this book a lot. The last time I sailed on the Grace Bailey Schooner. and Jesse and I are going to go on the Grace Bailey Schooner in Maine in a few weeks, and it's going to be a lot of fun. I believe all the berths are sold out, but why don't you go over to SaleGraisebailey.com and double check that there hasn't been a cancellation or see if you can be on a waiting list or check out another of their sailing. It's a lot of fun.

Sail without us. Sail without us. I'll tell you what, if you know you're going on the Grace Bailey and they're coming into, they're coming into Eggamog and Reach it all. all, tell Captain Sycambe to let me know and I'll come and say hi. Point is, I'm going to throw this book at one of you. John, that just sounded like a string of made up words. In a lot of ways, Maine is just a string of made up words.

What was the thing I was just watching where the character said all words are made up? That just sounds like a made up word. And the other guy goes, all words are made up. Like, oh. That's a good obscure culture reference that I'm missing. I just watched it. What was it? Something like.

Anyway, it doesn't matter. The point is, I don't know why I'm talking to either of you. You don't own this house. Your mom does. Or mom-in-law, I hate to use this adverb on this podcast, but legally, neither of you have any standing here to be punching holes in anything. This puts you in an awkward position, Lee, because Stephanie's got your mom's ear on this one, and she owns the home.

They can do whatever they want. You're absolutely right. They don't have to consult you. I can just punch a hole in that, put a door in there. They can do whatever they want. They could put in a secret passage if you wanted to make it like a real 10-year-old's house. And yet, Lee, I mean, here's the thing. I don't want anyone to go against your wishes.

You live there. You've lived there. It is at least sentimentally, if not legally, your family home. Eventually, it will be your family home. It's part of your family legacy. The family that you have joined and created with Stephanie as part of their, legacy too. So you should consider it thoughtfully and carefully, obviously. I don't know why you're so against this idea. You have the opportunity here to create your dream home. I don't necessarily mean

the home that you dream of living in, but the home that pops up in your dreams. Everyone's had this dream, right, where they find a secret door and discover a whole new wing to their house. That could be you. You could have a dreamlike home. But the thing that I'm thinking about most when considering my here is something you said just before I left to go into my chambers, which is you just want to stop talking about it, Lee. Here's the thing. I'm not an expert in the various mental differences that cause literal hoarding problems in some people and families.

But from a lay person's colloquial understanding about hoarding, not talking about it is how what happens. I should say that I mean avoiding hard decisions is exactly how you end up accruing detritus, whether physical or emotional, that you feel uncomfortable in and yet won't get rid of because you don't want to think about it or talk about it. And I, having looked at the few photos of your home. It is obviously a well-loved home. You have great memories in it, but you acknowledge that it is a house

that has some goofy misalignment of windows and some strange layout issues and some storage or lack there of issues that the flow and the movement through the house is challenging. And I think it's

time clearly to stop avoiding thinking about this and to start at least thinking about doing something about it. I don't think that this goes, I think ultimately, even that small step of consulting Mark and getting Mark to walk through the house and say, I think a door could go here, or I don't think a good door could go here is a positive step in terms of fostering a conversation, not just about what to do about a door or not, but also what is the future of the home? What is everybody's and the family's idea of what's going to happen with this house? Like, what are the plans?

How do we set those plans in order? It's not just about desire, but it's also making sure that the home is useful to your family for as long as possible. And I think that that's a conversation that clearly needs to happen, particularly even though it doesn't sound like Stephanie's going to be in a caretaking position again. First of all, incredible appreciation, which I know that you share Lee to you, Stephanie, for for taking care of a family, not only a family member, but a in-law family member during a very challenging and hard part of their life, which is the end of it. their life. It's a huge gift that you've given to the family and not one that you took on lightly, I'm sure, and not one that I, even though you don't see it happening real soon, you just don't know if you don't plan for it. And it's a good idea to have the conversation about, look, if there is

someone in the family who needs care again, whether that's something you both are willing to repeat in terms of that level of intense one-on-one close quarters care. And if everyone is comfortable with that, how to best plan for it. And a door might be part of that. But you can't have any of these conversations until, and I'm just going to suggest this, until Stephanie goes out on a date with Mark. Sorry, OK, Cupid. New Orleans is a romantic city.

And I think Stephanie needs to go out to the carousel bar at the Roosevelt Hotel. There we go. And have a cocktail with Mark on that rotating bar. It's one of Stephanie's favorites. Yep. And then bring Mark home to your, to your marital home. And the three of you walk through both sides of the house and literally consider both sides

of this argument, not just in terms of a feasibility study, honestly, regarding a connecting door. Look, I can appreciate why that would be using. if the home remains in the family, but if you are renting it out, you know, to visiting nurses or to whomever, it could be a little bit of a what the huh to it. Like, I remember one of the times I did an Airbnb in Los Angeles in this beautiful home with my own family up in Laurel Canyon. And our hostess, who was very lovely, DESE, her name was, a former ballet dancer, greeted us at

the home and walked us through. And then she said, and if you need me, I'll just be right over there. And she pointed at the wall. I'm like, on the other side of the wall, she said, no, that's a door, a secret door. I didn't love that. I didn't love that. Although, if it were truly, if you truly made a secret door, Stephanie. Like, if you truly made a secret door, the tenant would never need to know that you have special access.

It's true. If you only got short term nurses coming in and out three months of a time. If you put an incredible revolving bookcase in that wall, that could be fun. But all of it can't happen until there's a conversation between both of you, your mom, and Mark, not just about this door, but frankly to go down a checklist of all of the problems that's going on in this house. I don't know that you're in a position if selling off your uncle's half cars to actually do a full gut renovation of this house but there are a lot of things clearly

that beyond just this door that need to be talked about how to is there a way to put in a carport or some sort of protection for your cars how to deal with flooding in the backyard how to how to handle I mean look If you are genuinely concerned Lee about a hoarding situation, it would make me, you would, I mean, maybe you do feel profoundly uncomfortable looking at that weird pile of bikes you have in your foyer. I know when you have little kids, things tend to get messy, but I would venture to say that not everything is operating at full efficiency in the home as it is, never mind the door. And I would invite Mark into your home, both homes, to walk.

through and get a separate point of view, tell them all of the things that are not working for you in the house and get Mark to suggest to you what he thinks is feasible in terms of a complete, you know, how many different changes and what they're going to cost and what's structurally feasible, etc. And then to have the conversation and then to make a decision. I, I am, I am really, ruling in Stephanie's favor to pursue this further, not necessarily because I think that this is absolutely the best place for a door, but because avoiding this conversation does not solve it. And anything, it just increases the unsightly mental hoard in your own brain. And, and Stephanie's and your moms. Getting clarity and talking about this is the way to go. And Mark is the way to do it as well as maybe the three of you. have a romantic date at the carousel bar in New Orleans.

And I'll see you down there next time I'm there. This is the sound of me pretending this book is a gabble. In case of emergency, draw a door. Judge John Hodgman rules that is all. Please rise as Judge John Hodgman exits the courtroom. Stephanie, how do you feel about this verdict? Wonderful. I can't wait to call my mother-in-law and let her know.

Do you think she's going to make a special trip down? we're seeing her next week, so we'll see. We've got to see if Mark's available, but yeah, I think it was going to be good. Yeah. Lee, how are you feeling? Oh, I'm all right. Status quo on that. I'm actually looking for it.

I'll invite Kelly, Mark's wife, who's a human in her own right, over, and we'll have drinks at the house, and you guys can come over and talk about the door after you're done with your date. Perfect. Kelly sounds cool, too. Oh, yeah. Stephanie, Lee, thanks for joining us on the Judge John Hodgeman podcast. Thank you. Thank you. Appreciate it. Another Judge John Hodgman case is in the books. We're going to have swift justice in just a second.

First, thanks to Redator Cadendu for naming this week's episode. If you want to name an episode, Reddit.com slash R slash Maximum Fund. That's where Jen posts the requests for name ideas. It's fun, honestly, just fun to just take a look at those threads. I love Cadendu or Cadendu or Cadendu or Cud, whatever, requesting an immediate hinge junction. That was a terrific one. I'm going to give a rare runner up to our old pal, Dr. Colossus of Rhodes, with Voisdor. If we ever have another door case, Dr. Colosses of Rhodes, remind me of that one.

I want to use it. Vois door was good, too. By the way, have you been to Cadendu Island? It's up there in Maine. You're just making up words. Okay. Evidence and photos from the show are on our Instagram account. We're also on TikTok and YouTube at Judge John Hodgman pod.

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Ardsley Park, who is on MaxFund subreddit, R slash Maximum Fund, says, my wife and I disagree on which orientation is meant when a cat is upside down. Hmm. Hmm. What's the upside of a cat? I mean, I'm not sure where there is a dispute there. The paws are the downside. The back is the upside. If you want to see an upside down cat,

I've just sent you a picture of our daughter's cat, our main coon cat. Here it is. Cool. If you're watching the YouTube right now, you can already see it. And that's the only place I'll allow it to be shown. This cat is so cool. I want a giant Maine Coon cat.

That cat is definitely upside down. That'll be of good visual reference for you. Arsley Park. I hope that solves the problem for you. Hey, we've got the Max Fun Drive around the corner on April 20th, John. That's right, Jesse. You mentioned it before, and I'll mention it again. The Max Fund Drive begins April 20th. It's the two weeks of the year when we ask you to consider supporting the Judge John Hodgman podcast

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