Judge John Hodgman - TEASER: October 2025 Members Only Mailbag

Episode Date: November 6, 2025

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It's the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm Bailiff, Jesse Thorne, with me, Judge John Hodgman. Hey, if you are a maximum fund member, first of all, thank you. Second of all, go and check your bonus feed. Because the new episode of the members-only mailbag is out. It is there for you to download in your bonus content feed. It is a special episode we do once a month where we listen to and answer member questions on any topic. If you're not a member and you want to know what you're missing, here's a clip right now.

I don't want to contradict this theory of synch pissing that you two are developing. But I do want to speak to the moderators on R-slash sync-pissers. Yeah. So first of all, you have user takes John to know one. That's not anything. Not anything of consequence. Right. Gotcha.

You have user, Mr. Pisser. Okay. These are the mods. These are the mods. These are the mods. These are the mods. I think Mr. Pissor probably a sink-pissing alt, wouldn't you say? That's somebody who has two Reddit accounts, one for posting about peeing in sinks and one for not.

Yeah. I have a question, though. I'm not done yet, Jennifer. Really quick. Is there a Mrs. Pisser? Well, Jennifer, I'm glad you brought that up. We'll get to that in a moment. Great.

We also have clean, brilliant, 6960, which I love. Nothing gets a sink clean like ammonia. Shrek memes 420. Excellent. And Jane Longwell, who bears the user tag, Fempsisser. Yes, that's right. Here, here on sync piss. There are brave non-penus havers who piss and sinks.

Well, I know that there is technology to, and I'll be blunt here, to help people without penises to pee in different places. As someone who has spent time on a boat in Maine, I know that there are various funnels that you can use to aim urine away from you. there are also certain emergency bags that have that you can pee into no matter no matter what style of person you are if peeing into the ocean is not possible for you you can pee into a bag and it's got moisture absorbing you know it's the stuff that's in diapers you know for kids So, you know, you can have, and by the way, maybe a femme pisser or whatever their name is isn't using any equipment. Maybe they're just having a great time. You can do whatever you want in your own house.

You can piss in your own sink in your own house if you want to. If you are sharing your house or even just your life with somebody, you got to have consent from all parties before you get into this. And by the way, what I was doing in Charles's room and Charles, too, we were disgusting. We were 18, 19 years old. It was gross. It was gross. It is gross. I agree with you and Valerie Moffat.

Gross. Sorry, Yule, it's gross. But if it's your house and everyone's cool with it, I guess it's okay. What you don't want to do, of course, is do what the folks in the, The sink pisser subreddit are doing, which is lying to their spouses. Like, that's a thing where it's not just the thrill of pissing in the sink. It's the thrill of, of tricking the person you supposedly love the most into believing that you respect their wishes when you don't. And that is the grossest thing of all, far grosser to me than actual urine in the sink.

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