Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - A Murderer’s Confession and Hollywood Scams with Chris Franjola

Episode Date: June 28, 2022

Chris Franjola is here! We discuss Ben Affleck allowing his ten years to drive and crash a Lamborghini. Gabby Petito’s Murderer, her boyfriend Brian Laundrie, had a journal. In it, he writes about their relationship van life and how he killed her. RHOBH Kyle Richard’s family gets their own Netflix show, and I predicted it. Another roommate from hell is in New York, and he is not who you would expect based on his appearance. Airdrop your penis on a flight, and you might get thrown off. We need to rethink eyelash extensions. The Ezra Miller accusations make us wonder if his movie will ever come out.  Subscribe on Apple Podcasts to get exclusive Extra Juicy episodes every Friday and get all episodes of Juicy Scoop, ad-free Or get access to Extra Juicy on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/juicyscoop To bring your brand to life in this podcast, email [e-mail] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Juice. Scoop. Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. We have your favorite, the one, the only, the original, my life partner, comedy, Chris, Christopher, for a Jolla. I'll take Christopher, I like that. My mother would be happy to hear that. Welcome back. Thank you. It's been a long time. It's been a minute you've missed some fun times. I hear it. I cannot say about it, butery in Philadelphia next to the Greyhound bus station. I mean, that literally with just... I'm sure it was beautiful.

So it was beautiful too. Inside and... And then you had fun by yourself. Great time. Happy to be back out there. But I watch you guys on your Instagram story stuff. And it looks like a lot of fun. It looks like everybody's having a great time.

Should I have warned you to mute me for three days, just so you wouldn't be sad. I gotta tell you, I don't get FOMO. I really don't. I do. I know you do. You always have. And I know, so I know my limitations

of like watching people's Instagram. I'm getting better at it because my life is becoming so fun that it's hard that anyone can top it. But there's been a time. It's been a time. Moment where you watch like a FOMO. Or you say, I'd just rather be home. Well, what I loved about season one of COVID

when everyone was home, was I, because sometimes when I'd be performing and then there'd be a weekend or two, where I wasn't performing and I'd lay in my bed And I'd start going through people I follow which are many people I like or also performers and I would see that Rockstar moment of the crowd cheering and they'd be like holding your phone and the crowd be freaking out Then I have like anxiety a little bit like I'm not performing I'm not working hard enough, this person's killing it,

will I sell out that same theater or that same venue in a month? Yeah. And so what I liked about that is that nobody could do it. We were all at... Yes, so that was the only time. And then once COVID hit and everything, now that it's balanced and now I don't care

like I did in 2019. Right. So I definitely don't have the FOMO of like, not being invited to a party anymore. I've accepted, I've gone past that phase where I'm okay with it. That's good, I like that you're. I would hope that I would hope that other people

would watch my Instagram and have FOMO and get set. Okay, well I'll tell you that. I did, I did, look like a lot. You guys are wonderful people, but it's a lot. I know well I'll tell you that. I did. I did. I look like a lot. You guys are wonderful people, but it's a lot. I know I have the energy. I know I have the energy. A lot of people say my Instagram is exhausting.

They don't know how I have the energy to keep going. You mean that? Going out, boozing. What are they saying, exhausting? You are exhausting or the things you're doing are exhausting. I think that they can't imagine doing everything that I did. I agree. I tell you that all the time.

I always say to you, like, I look at your schedule and it's exhausting to me. Right. I choose to do nothing to the best of my ability. And I think that whatever happens, you know, like this weekend, so we're going to be down in OC for most of the summer. Okay, I'm very lucky to do that.

But I got invited to go to Shaline Johnson, who's my friend, House, right there before. And I was a little bit tired from Napa, and I know I'm going to spend time on the beach. Uh-huh. But I was like, it's gonna be a hundred in the valley. And this could be the last weekend on earth How can I not choose to stay in this gorgeous house? Yeah, and

so I did I Did I did it all good went road bikes went out in the beach had dinner went to Louie on show Maxed out my weekend of fun then got home at five o'clock and jumped in my pool which was eight hundred degrees see that you need to be doing this right now i mean look at these bob saggots and normic donalds and you know they didn't know it was coming i didn't know it's coming when i fell in my head exactly so that's a bit of every moment

live every moment the aliens are coming apparently they're like i mean the the aliens are coming out of things i like, I mean, the- Oh, the aliens are coming? The amount of things I see about like the real, I don't know what happened with my TikTok apparently now. They think I'm in the aliens. Oh. But they definitely have come,

and they're probably coming back. But are they not coming in friendly manner? Or they're coming to tell? We don't know. Just take our heart. What if they come and they want to go up to the winery with you like? Be baffy, baffy, love, I'd love to.

I had fun to I had FOMO I just seem like live every moment. Okay. Like it's all I've had you guys had fun up there you guys look like you with the number Two and number four most popular guests on Juicy Scoot. That's right. Yeah, yes, but you being number one. Yeah, yeah, he won the number one one there number one They listen, people, you cannot have it all. You cannot have it all. I agree. I did get really good.

I did get really good. I did get really good. I did get really good. I did get really good. I did get really good. I did get really good. I did get really good. I did get really good.

I did get really good. I did get really good. I did get really good. I did get really good. I did get really good. I did get really good. I did get really good. I did get really good. I did get really good. I did get really good. weekend and he let his 10 year old get in the driver's seat of a yellow Lamborghini in a car rental lot where you can rent a car, a exotic car like that for 1450 or something a day.

And he put it reverse by accident because he's 10. Yeah. Doesn't have a permit. And backed into a BMW and then was very upset and crying, probably freaking out that he did it. Jaila was on the phone, figuring out how to pay for it. Jennifer Garner and her capital one card came running down.

I got it covered. There's hasn't insurance policy on it. Wow. I mean, I just kind of was like, what the hell? Like, I understand sometimes people let their kids drive their cart. But you let them, but you do that like on your own property

or the tractor or the truck or when Britney Spears remember you said she had the catter kid on her lap and she's like, what country, we do this? Okay. But it was your car and it was on your property. You don't like, didn't Britney Spears take it off the property though? Does she was going to get cigarettes?

Or a gas station? Yeah, possibly. It possibly. Yeah. Anyway, at. Yeah. Yeah. Um, anyway, at least that kid's old enough to drive now, Britney Spears kid. But yeah. I mean, what do you think of all this? Do you think Jaila was just like, um, um, my kid, my twins wouldn't do this.

I mean, of course you got to let your kid back up. I mean, but why a Lamborghini? I mean, why are you driving out on a Lamborghini anywhere with a 10-year-old kid? You know, just get a... And it's not that 10-year-old's fault. You're the one that allowed it. Like, why would you allow it? It's not like he went in the middle of night

and ticked your car away. Yeah. Um, I'm just amazed that the paparazzi's, I guess he just followed them around. Ever like, they're right there for the whole thing. I guess he just followed them everywhere, huh? They could be following them, or it could have been that honestly,

someone was there took the photo and sent it in. Yeah. You know, um, I'll say that, uh, I guess, uh, Jaila looks like she's all in on that, kind of little house on the prairie, look that you, but although it looks very good on her,

but that's the look that you sometimes make fun of, like Tar gets line of. Yeah, she's wearing like a long summer lemon dress. I don't know she makes everything work That I don't hate because she has a tiny waist. Yeah, like if you're gonna make those dresses work You have to have like a very nipped in waist Otherwise you will look like a big front but don't right you will look like that Stay sweet Netflix doc. Yeah That is about, um, the more the, uh, polygamist. Oh, what's his name? Um, can you look up stay sweet? It's that it

was like this guy that they had removed themselves from, um, Mormon. Yeah Mormon so they could be a polygamous cult. And the whole philosophy was to all the girls stay sweet. Oh, keep sweet. Keep sweet. Keep sweet. Pray and obey. And you would marry off all these girls so that we eventually got convicted for a complicit rape because he was like, he was saying,

the Lord came down and told me that you, you 14 year old girl are to bury this, you know, 52 year old man and be wife number 27. And they would, and they'd be like, please I don't want to. And he'd be like, keep sweet. Be sweet. Pray and obey.

What does keep sweet, there's, be sweet, sweet. Be nice. Yeah, be nice all the time. That's your role as a woman. Yeah. Anyway, they wore dresses like this. This is cute, that I will say.

I look out of the jail. Yeah. All right, well, I feel for the kid. I feel for the 10 year old, you know, that's gotta be tough. And I'm sure they'll, you know, they could buff that out. Okay, well, they said no one was hurt and everything's fine. And of course, the lot didn't care and they're like we got it on the other i mean they're just going to send a

bill but i'm not a lot of the game because a hundred grand they said there was no damage i don't see how there could be no damage there was a damage everything is fine but but but but um... okay so you heard that uh... sammy sammy she's so that's char Charlie sheen and Denise Richard's oldest daughter right drop it out of high school got some tats and joined only fans

yeah well I mean doesn't it and then Denise said I'm okay with it she said that because then three days later she also joined yeah I saw it but what is it see now only fans is an interesting one because you could be on only fans just to do stand up. I mean, I know people who do, but what is the need for which is doing? Is she doing full on like masturbation scenes or what an even Sammy Sheen? What, because they're only fans that are very,

they're just, they're not doing anything. They're in bikinis. And they're other only fans that are full on porn. Right. So which one is it? Because the one girl I've been remember a couple of years ago, she, a lot of only fans that are full on porn right so which one is it because the one girl after you remember a couple years ago she a lot of only fans were mad at I think it was Bella Thorn right went on and got a million dollars in a minute or something for you that they're mad that well the only fans people are not going to be happy with this either because it's the same thing as like podcasting like right it was all comedians and and normal people and then

yeah all the sudden come to COVID, the Obama's have a deal, Kim Kardashian has a deal, like all these people that know nothing about podcasting or storytelling, you know, and it's like why are you jumping on our steps? So yeah, the stars of OnlyFans were not thrilled when Bigger, when big names came on the platform.

Because then I believe Only only fans monitor the amount they could make because of Bella Thorne. Correct. So then the girls who were doing full point because Bella Thorne was showing nothing. Yes. And people were upset. So then they monitored the amount and the girls who would do anything were like, whoa, I would I'll show you at all for a couple of hundred bucks. Yeah. Bella Thorne ruined that for us. Right. Yeah. I agree. Well, you know, listen, I actually have my way to Luand, uh, Luanz Cabaret show. Uh-huh. There was a paparazzi outside of Lavo, Lavo, which in a,

they kind of opened in West Hollywood. Very good. Very pretty restaurant good, especially go a little early because like it's all open and it's like nice at the time of night, like six o'clock. Anyway, came out and the paparazzi guy was there and started asking me something and I said, oh, you just wait a minute. I'm just going to call him. I have my film coming out. So it looks a little fake on my Instagram, but it wasn't like- I watched it. I didn't call them there though. Yeah. But I was like, you know what? Let me get me coming down their steps because I'm wearing

this good skirt from the Alice in Olivia Divott. I thought you, I thought you were doing one of your joke ones. I was Peter. No, that was a real guy who was there. And he really, right away he goes, what do you think about Denise Richards joining OnlyFans? And I was like, actually could I walk right out

so my friend can film it, you know, whatever. So I came out and I was pretty buzzed when I did it. But I basically said, we're on a say now, like, I just can't blame anybody that's going to do this. Even if even if she is showing, even if Denise does go more of like sexy photos, whether it's tits or very perrocutive photos, she is beautiful. There's guys that have been masturbating to her for 30 years that will probably subscribe. Sure. She has these daughters to take care of.

She's not on housewives. Her husband had some, well, with his errands job seemed very weird. It was in Malibu and it was like more about like raky healing. I don't know, something kind of, you kind of wonder like, I don't know how long people will be going to that for and And like you know you hear about these people that are like oh, I make a hundred thousand dollars a month on only fans I mean to need these Richards

Do you think she's making a hundred thousand to go to Canada and help do a homework moving for and be gone for two weeks. You probably isn't. I know she doesn't. And the residuals and stuff aren't what it used to be. So it's like I can't blame them, you know, for doing it. I'm not getting. I need to know how much they're showing because I feel like only fans should tell you, and I'm not really joking here. Like if I I'm gonna sign up for only fans. I What if I sign up for $25 for Denise Richards and it's just saying they're talking in the kitchen Then I feel like I'm ripped off. Well, I don't think they have to do it like a movie where they say are and 17 Yeah, G 13 or PG because they want you they want as many people to join Then you see she's cooking in a chicken,

laughing, you know, cooking a chicken in a kitchen, laughing, you might still stay. So if so, you wouldn't, but so many might. I think that the intention will be like, maybe a little stuff like that and like beautifully, like modeling photos and stuff. But then the way I understood like be a little stuff like that and beautifully modeling photos and stuff. But then the way I understood like Larsa Pippen makes her money is it's a lot of one-on-one

correspondence with people where you're like, if you want to talk to me longer or if you want to text back, it's going to cost you $50. And then I'll send you a private photo and we'll go back and forth and that's going to cost you $100. But I will go back and forth. That's where I you a hundred dollars but i will go back and forth like that's where i heard you make the real money is that you spend more individual time with individual people i don't know if a couple of weeks ago you saw i don't if you follow the uh...

uh... catch me outside girl member yeah then you'll be only whatever they like some six million dollar house well she she showed a check from only fans for like forty five million dollars of something she actually had to check whether it's thinking about it i don't know it's probably real but she says i made forty family in dollars last year and only fans yeah probably she shows nothing that she's never naked so it's just i don't know her wrapping by a pool whatever i mean some poor bastard that's it watch this

but i mean if you hear that your dine're Denise Richards and you've got your house in Malibu and you have your two daughters and one who is special needs like severely that you're going to take care for the rest of your life which is you know some wonderful for doing that you're not in housewives anymore you might be like okay like enough time to join you know I'm not I'm time to join and like i'm not time to join and like i'm not going to piss away this money it might not be around like who knows one day they might be like oh we found this to be you know something no people can no longer do in america i don't know so i'd like you might be like i got to make a bike and make it i'm still you know young and hot to an extent still beautiful

and i said go but I was saying last week, the only reason I think it's a little bit of a bummer for the Sammy is I said, Sammy now, if she go before the mom join, she should test tell juicy stories about her parents, get all people that are, and then maybe she'll come off more of the personality. And then she might still, if she chooses, and really wants to study acting, maybe she could still be an actress, because she's only 18, like,

she shouldn't just jump right into. It's like what I say about standup, don't start off being dirty. Try to come up with 10 minutes that's clean. And then, you know, because otherwise, where do you go from there? But, you know, all right. Well, I mean, I, I can say that I agree with you.

I'm all about you, but I feel like only fans is, I mean, there's people out there. Yeah. But, you know, all right. Well, I mean, I, I guess that I agree with you. I'm all about you. But I feel like only fans is, I mean, there's people out there. I guess it's just going to be the new, you know, because all these, you go into all these places, there's signs on the door. Can't open today. No staff, you know, no staff at this restaurant. This Starbucks has to close early. No staff, because they're all out there, you know, not only fans. Why would they go and make a frappuccino at four o'clock in the afternoon, like, it just masturbated on a couch for 40 bucks? Well, I mean, eventually people just like that are going to give up some of their streamings or whatever they might give up some of the people that don't deliver what they really want.

And that's when I think you might graduate to doing, like, dirty or stuff or how many talk to the people individual. You remember the Robert Blake murder that happened to very dumb street from you? Fatales, yeah. So I came across some information about it because there's like a new podcast about it. But she, the Bonnie Lee, was way ahead of her time.

Oh, she was doing that? She was corresponding with men. Yes, I read the male and being like if you send me a hundred dollars I'll send you a naked photo in the male like she would she had like People that she would like correspond with wow six weeks later some guy in Pakistan gets a naked photo Yeah, some 65 year old woman in Studio City. She was 42. No, she was. Because she was 43 when she had the baby, the Robert Blake baby. Now where is he?

He's still out and about, right? I think he's still alive. Yeah, he is. And I mean, it's pretty juicy. It's a pretty juicy crime. If you guys want to look it up, you probably don't know it, but it was. It's a crazy crime. Yes.

And you got away with it. Yeah. Yeah. They thought he killed her. So they real quick. you probably don't know it but it was crazy crime yes and you got away with it yeah yeah they thought he he killed her what so they real quick I think it was not unlike the OJ trial he he was found innocent in a regal trial but guilty in a civil trial I believe like by her family yeah by her family right right basically they went to the tellows which is a very nice restaurant in studio city we used to go there for lunch sometimes in Universal. Anyway, he went there. He parked far away from the restaurant and he walked his then wife and

baby mama back to the car. Um, and then he goes, Oh, I forgot my gun in the booth. Yeah, he goes back to get his gun in the booth. When he comes back to the car, she's shot dead. It was the weirdest, strangest, weird coincidence, but the gun that he had was not the gun that shot her with it. And all the guns he owned, none of them was the gun. So it was like, what is this?

And it was also like a very quiet residential street where the shooting happened. And it was like, I was a busy city block in them. Anyway. But then they were also like, is it one of these guys that she? Yeah. She'd been married 10 times. 10 times. And she was also seeing Christian Brando, who was Marlon Brando's son. And like, and like, obviously she tricked him into getting pregnant. He weren't even a couple. Right. And she was, um, yeah, and she was taking, um, whatever the drug is that fertility doctor's taken a take to drop more eggs if you're trying to get pregnant.

She just like got it on her own and was taking it while just boning him normal. Boning Robert Blake and got pregnant at 43. Oh, and like, yeah. So it was, um, I mean, she was out of her time in so many ways. of her time. Because it was like 1998 or something. I'm not wishing I'm not saying I'm happy that she's dead but in a way now we don't have to watch her. It's she would be on only today. It's only two on only events. She'd be on only Thursday. The real dodge the bullet. No, you know, no pun intended on that one. Chris. Sorry. I do not share the thoughts of my guess. Okay. Okay. Scoop on VanLifes Gabby, Pepito, and Pepito. Pepito.

Sorry. Pepito. So we found his eight page confessional, Brian, that he supposedly wrote in the woods after he killed her, went home, said, I don't know where she is. He and the parents did not help her family find him, never said she was dead. People thought he was living in the flower bed. You ever see that video where they thought the mom was like actually looking at some of the kids underneath and like a safe place. He then disappears and they find out that he killed himself

in the woods. Now they are releasing the eight page journal that he had, which basically says, because Annie and I are reading it, not all of it, but as much as we could find that they like transcribed. Lizzie said, you know, she was suffering, so I killed her. And I'm like, what do you mean you were suffering? She was strangled. So like, what do you mean she was suffering? So he tells the story in the journal that it was, they were, is very cold at night, even though it's hot in the day. It's very cold at night in Utah at night where they were camping

and that somehow she fell in a stream and was so cold and so freezing and he was trying to get her warm you wish you would have started the fire first but she was so cold and so cold so he had to take her out of her stuff and that's what he says in his head. And then he's like, I was thinking about confessing. What was he injured by him, like did he strangle or to not death? But. Well, I think the truth is that on an argument, I think she's like, I'm done with you. Because what I always found interesting about this couple is they're young,

but they were engaged. They were engaged. Right. And then she broke off the engagement. She didn't say, we're gonna postpone the wedding because we're young and we wanna go on this van engaged. Right. And then she broke off the engagement. She didn't say, we're going to postpone the wedding because we're young and we want to go on this van life. Yeah. She was like, we're not going to be engaged anymore, but then she still agreed to go and date him and be a couple and go on this van life trip. Yeah. And so I really think and what I remember during this time, all that her friends said he was, you know,

possessive and she'd be, he'd get weird if she was at home on time and all that. So in it, he says, once she was gone, because I couldn't see her suffer anymore, like he couldn't be getting a coward saying that. I thought about confessing, you know, to her brother and letting them kill me, but then they would probably have to go to prison for killing me and so I don't want that to happen. So I'm going into the woods, I'm going to kill myself and hopefully the animals will come eat me up. And that's kind of what happened.

And yes and but please throw away all my things because Gabby hated it littering. Oh, it's the final thing that he says. So he's a very thoughtful guy. And he goes on to say like she's so great I will not, I cannot live without her. I cannot live without her. I cannot, which makes me think she must have said to him, I am done with you. Right. I wish I'd ever won on this trip. You're abusive. You're mean. You're weird. I don't want to be with you. I'm done. And that's where in his head, I really am not going to, I cannot live if I have to live without you,

whether you're alive or dead, killed or, and then eventually realize there was no getting out. Cause he goes, I'm not killing myself, cause I'm afraid of punishment. I'm killing myself because my parents also will be so sad because they loved Gabby, everyone loved Gabby. And I think if you had a weird son, and they get with a girl like Gabby,

who's like a delight, a sunshine. Yeah. And you kind of know your son's a little off. You are gonna be like, Brian, she's the greatest. We're so happy for you. So then it's like a double disappointment because he's like, how will you ever forgive me now?

And you wouldn't like me as much when I'm without this perfect girlfriend. tragic story all around. I mean, she's a cute girl. And just, it's a tough one. It's a tragic story. It's a tragic story. It's a juicy story.

A live time is doing a movie. Oh. And people caught them in the woods filming it. These two actors that really look like them. And they catch them with the white van arguing, like the arguing and I saw a little video of it I'm pretty excited about them. What do you mean people caught them? Like I think like a camper honestly saw them filming.

Yeah, I thought it was real. No, and filmed it knowing what it was and sent it to Daily Mail. You can see when they're crew around. There's crew around and stuff. It's very very fuzzy but you can see the kind of action scenes that You're going to say when they're cruel around? No, there's cruel around and stuff. It's very, very fuzzy, but you can see the kind of action scenes that we're going to see. They're really going to take all the information. That's pretty good casting.

They're both, that's good casting. Yeah, also, I mean, it must have been hard being a guy that was 23 who looked 38. I know, that guy they cast is not. No, but in real life, without his cap, in real life, the Brian looked way older. When, but in real life without his cap, in real life, the Brian looked way older. When she first went missing, I'm like,

what is she doing with this guy who's like 38? And they're like, no, he's 23, she's 22 or something. Yeah, the hat saves a lot of people, you know? I mean, Tim McGraw, I always go to Tim McGraw. That cowboy hat on different person takes it off, just a whole other guy. Just looks like a different person. a cowboy in on bad ass.

Anyway, you guys get ready for that lifetime movie. I thought speaking of van life, Lenny Kravitz has some trailer. And he allowed Taylor Swift and her boyfriend to enjoy his love nest for a while in the Bahamas. I love an interesting picture of Lenny Kruv. It's vacuing. Yeah. It's true.

He has the same vacuum I have. It's a shark. I love those sharks. Like, wait, pick it up. Quick, it's perfect for Lenny. You know, I think he's probably not. And for a trailer in Bahamas, a lot of sand gets in there.

Exactly. He's always got bare feet. Guys, never learn shoes. And I would imagine that. I'd always like a velvet cord wide-legged pat like even in the summer i know what's with the velvet core i know matted like this the guy ever just put on a pair of you know o'otami bohama sure never to always love full-lady cravit all the time

also let it have its not aged now so, and I thought this was interesting connection because Lenny Kravitz was married to Lisa Bonay and they had Zoe Kravitz. Yeah. And then Lisa Bonay and he divorced and then she got with Jason Momoa. Yeah. And they're on and off.

They're getting divorced. They weren't, but at one point, we read that once they broke up, he's like, I still want to be close to our house in Topanga. And he was living in someone's trailer. Who? Jason Mammo. Oh.

And I just thought that it was interesting that two of her exes enjoy the trailer van life. I feel like they're all of them. At all the people, it's a very patchouly oil lifestyle. Like she went from the lab. I literally smell Venice Beach thinking about it. Like they're similar types, they're similar, good looking, just but, you know.

That smell. It's one of those hairs, like we talked about I forget who it was, and I said, oh I like your new haircut, you said that's a haircut that needs to be maintained all the time. I think it was Alec Baldwin's wife, you know? And I think it was and I said, oh, I like your new haircut. You said, that's a haircut that needs to be maintained all the time. I think it was Alec Baldwin's wife. Oh, yeah. I think it's the same with Momoa and Cravitz.

Like, we're seeing them at their best. I think that hair needs to be maintained always because in the morning it's probably just one. You're not seeing it. Anyway, I was kind of surprised that Taylor Swift would be down, but that's what tells me new love. That's the girl when you're with a new love and you're trying to act like you're into something

that you're not because your boyfriend is. And you're like, I don't care Annie. It could still, you still got to impress him. Not impress him, but maybe be like, you're right. Like, I've been to all the beautiful hotels. All I need is a little love nest. And what better place than being Lanny Crabbs? And just wake up and be right on the beach.

And be so down earth. But like, that's gotta get old after a while. But maybe it doesn't. Maybe when you've been a star since you were 16, maybe you do just wanna be in a trailer. I feel like Lennie Kravitz gets up really early, he's got a very healthy lifestyle. He's not living there with him.

Oh, I don't want to. He lent it to them. Oh, I thought, why did he throw a picture? That's what I thought he was in there too. I'm like, it's just small quarters. This guy's always probably blending up some sort of guava, some shit. It's just five o'clock in the morning with Lennie. I don't know, but any kind of like van life trailer life for a young couple, some shit. It is about five o'clock in the morning with the wedding.

I don't know, but any kind of like van life trailer life for a young couple, I think. It ends tragically. Well, I mean, I know. In light of Gabby, I don't know, so good luck. Kyle Richards' husband and his daughters who are realtors as well, have their own Netflix show, Buying Beverly Hills.

Yes, I did predict this many, many times. I said he could just have his own reality show. I said that's why other reality stars should get their real estate license so that when they get kicked off housewives, they could go join Mauricio and be on this reality show announce. And also it's like a second generation now. rally shutting out and and also it's like a second generation now. A lot of older reality stars kids are now like they people are saying when they want to reset her daughters to have us been off. So I'm not surprised and I think it'll be good. But it's called buying Beverly Hills.

It's out already I think right. I think I saw it in my queue. Really? I thought so. Maybe I'm wrong. But I do get advanced screenings you have an inside with a netflix also Heather ray young she is married to tarrick she's on selling sun she's on selling sunset they just a renewed for season six and seven mm-hmm which which still probably film all the same time and cut in half.

I really have to come out this fall. So it's out. No, we're not in the fall yet. Oh, and then also they are going to do their own version of flipper flop, but they call it like flipping moose or whatever their last name is because he was married to Christina before. Yeah. Now he's married to Heather. So now Heather and he are going to be flipping houses. All right, good.

There you go. Real estate market. New show. That's it. Hi. I sent this to you because that's one of my favorite stories. It's Australian juicy scoop. Yeah.

And in Australia. American company in Australia. Yes. When and try and did the classic of, you know, you hear them on the radio, does your kid have talent? Does everyone say that your kid should be in commercials, movies now they say YouTube.

They say YouTube, Disney, come to this hotel, you know, sweet, whatever convention. We will see if your child has talent because they are looking to cast kids today. In the case of this one, they were saying they're casting specifically several Disney shows. They used actual names of the shows. So they said, we need people to be the stars of these shows and put out three shows. And then invited all these people to come and audition. So they sat and they got in line at a hotel and waited to audition and they auditioned

and they broke it down into categories of, you want your child to have a lead role in the series? I like, yes, that's $15,000. This is the price. Well, but first they have to audition to get the call back. And the audition they said was two lines. Could you memorize two lines and say it? So like, you be the casting director,

and I'm going to be the little girl. Okay. Okay. Hi. What is your name? My name is Heather McDonald. Heather McDonald. Okay. And how old are you, Heather? I'm 12.

12. Okay. Well, it's great to have you, and you'll be reading for the role of who? Kelly. Kelly. Okay, and Kelly, and this is going to be a Disney show just like Hannah Montana or any of those. Can you can you deal with that type of pressure? But being a star of a Disney show? Yes, I can. Okay, now are you ready to read? Yes. Okay, go ahead. Mom, you have to let me audition for the cheerling squad. I mean, try out, I'm sorry, I messed up.

Can I do it again? One more time, okay. Go ahead. Just relax, we're looking for someone very relaxed. Mom, you have to let me try out for the cheerling squad. It's what I was born to do. Thank you, Heather. Okay, thanks.

Thank you, welcome. Dinglingling. That night. Hello. Okay, thanks. Thank you, welcome. Dinglingling that night. Hello. Hello, hi. Is this Mrs. McDonald? Yes, this is Pam McDonald. How can I help you? Oh, hi Pam.

Your daughter was fantastic. Oh my God, she is. We'd like to bring her back. It's called a call back in the business. Yes, we're familiar. We'd like to bring her back to read five lines this time. Okay. But we want to let you know front that five to read five lines is a $15,000 US. Is that okay?

Is that something you're willing to spend? But then she automatically gets in the movie automatically is that people can see. Yes. And that I can put on Facebook. Right. And in my Christmasmas card letter what she will get is an i m d b credit and a lot of people like those wow which will lead to other things right of course a lot of people a lot of i m d b credits lead to other things well i don't have a lot of money but i do have three credit cards okay well that work that's what it's a lot of credit because we would love to see Heather five lines. I just know how there's been to be a star

Then we will see if for those credit cards go through and we'll see what the audition Don't call me on this line. My husband can never find out bike I mean that's what they were doing They were given more lines for more money like two lines will get you but did they ever actually? money. Like two lines will get you. But did they ever actually be filmed for anything? No. Well, no, because I guess that was the way they got the money. They were saying it was for Disney, but Disney came out and said, we have nothing to do with this. This is not us. They went so far as to I guess this company had been around for quite some time. And they were doing auditions in Disney World but an

restaurant that's not affiliated with Disney World is kind of on the outside perfect so believe come to this restaurant in Disney World for a Disney show and this is like this or not so then of course now the website came down and you can't contact them anymore it's all gone because this article came out I remember my mom because we were, you know, since I was with Iris Burton, we were in LA, we've done all this stuff as kids. Right. And then my sisters kids were on one was on friends, one was on a wonder years like the legit actor kids. Right. And I remember this relative of ours called

and was like, you know, our daughter, one of our daughters got approached to do this thing as a scam and then asked us and we're like, yeah, if they're asking for money, it's a scam. It's a scam. Yeah. It's, that's not how it works. And, but I mean, I remember like I had a scam thing happen

where I went, but what they said was and then when they go back for the call back, everybody got called back. Like, they didn't say no to anybody, because they're like, yeah. But I remember I went to this thing, and it was like, you know, we only are gonna take some of you. We're only gonna take some of you.

So get your appointment for tomorrow, and then we'll judge it if we want you. So I like was like, well, yeah, and this and they're like, but only comment that you really see acting as a real career. Like we're not dealing with anybody. And we're going to, what it is, and you're going to go to parties with producers that that's how people get work. It's not auditioning, it's not getting an agent. It's meeting the producers and the network exact and then they just put you you in it and I hold you this time you a kid or oh no so you can skip your twenty five I remember the apartment so I think I'm like twenty four

twenty five oh really okay so I go down and it's places on Hollywood Boulevard like how cliche like with the stars and stuff and I remember they're like dress professional like a blazer and I went up there and it's the stars and stuff. And I remember they're like dress professional like a blazer. And I went up there and it's the guy. And literally there's nothing in this office. There's just a desk and like a black phone with like a wire. Yeah, easy to run away when scam gets gets found out. And he's like, hold on. and he like fakes a call. And then he's like, okay, so it's $1,200. And he's like, you've been chosen. Like, I'm not, you know, I'm not taking everybody.

So I'm glad that you came because you were on the list to be chosen, yeah, you're right here. Now, chosen to be what? You're gonna be filming something. No, I get to go to these parties. I'm probably sexy. I mean, I don't know if there were parties or they probably weren't even parties.

It was probably gonna take your money and then fucking disappear. Yeah, of course. It's $1,200 and I'm like, you know, I have to think about this because I don't have it. And then they're like, well, you don't have to give it to me all now. Like, do you have,

Jeff, how much have you been pocketing? Yeah. I did have one other person do that to me for photos. And he's like, well, what do you have on you? Yeah. And I go 20. And he goes, well, just give me that. And I did.

Oh my God. And then he was a guy that, well, I was at a Brentwood Shopping Square, like where there was like a CpK and stuff. I remember. And this little short guy, that was a different gun than this. That, the one that wanted the 1200, 600, that one I had, I'd wised up. I left. But the other one, I'm walking around, I had no, I wasn't doing any acting stuff, like I literally just graduated from college. And I'm walking around, I mean this guy,

like a full suit, looked a little like Middle Eastern shorter, comes right up to me and he's like, here's my card, we are looking for people just like you for modeling and acting. Yeah. And I'm like, oh my god, get now I remember this apartment so I was definitely like 22, like I remember the phone like, okay so I'm like 22 is my call. And what kind of he's like, yeah okay so, so come tomorrow, like Sunday in this building. That's always it.

And it was an office building in Westwood, so it's like closed. Yeah. Because it's like an office building, and so I have to call down the guys like, okay, I'll come down, he opens the door, I go up to some other building. And there's like a girl and her daughter waiting there too. And I come in and again empty desk, nothing. And the guy is like, so we are looking for people like this. And it's like a girl on a bicycle with like a hat, like a, you know, a bicycle hat.

Oh God. We are a modeling agency specializing in children driving bank. No, just Durable looking non-model like people like excuse me. Well, I think you have the wrong first Wow We're in. Wow. I don't like. Like, I think I must have looked at the mirror and saw like, I think I was like that, that fable about the duck

and the swatter, whatever. Right. What was that fable? I'm not sure, but it was like a, an ugly duckling would look in the pond and it would come back. It was gorgeous. Like I think, I don't know, I think I was thought I was better looking better.

Anyway, so I was like, I'm like, hmm, and then if he's like, again, $1200 for photos, something, $800 or whatever, we get your professional photos said that you have this model, you need this modeling card, so we can send it out and get you jobs for normal looking people like yourself. And again, I'm like, I don't have any money and that's when he's like, what do you have on you?

I'm like, 20. He's like, well, just give me that to save your spot. So I did. He took the 20. I just took the 20 and then I left. And then about three months later, I'm walking in a different like century city mall. And the same little guy comes up to me and he's like, hi, you'd be great. I'm like, I already met you. It's a fucking

scam. You got 20 bucks for me. Where's my $3? Yeah, that's a met. You see, it's, but I thought this, this story, we were just talking about as recently, you know, a new story. I thought all that stuff was kind of, with the internet, it's easy to kind of look people up and go, oh, this is a scam. So I thought it was interesting that in playing on the people's hearts, you know, it's not pageant setting more. It's not really Disney's. They were throwing in like, do you want to be, I think that will happen now. Do you, I bet the new scams will be.

It's probably already out there. TikTok. Do you want to make your kid a TikTok star, get money from ads, a YouTube star. This is how we do it. This is our masterclass. This is the tools you need, all of that. Yeah, I mean, the scamming that went on

when you and I were starting, it was no way to check. So you just kind of like, you know, this is the picture, the headshot seemed to be a big way to get a scam. I had, I remember I got my first headshot's done it, now and forever wedding photo on long-time the guy It's the worst pictures ever like completely washed out out of focus and the guy The guy's taking him forget how much I paid him you know and at one point he goes I swear to God

You could be the next Brian Austin green Like that's a big deal and You know I never became the next Brian else agree, but I got the worst picture. Just the Zetzel over my face. Your ex-wife could be a drinking machine gun. It's killing blood right now, but instead you're sitting here with me. Stay here we are.

I remember there was a place everybody went, but it was expensive to get your headshots. And it was always like a theme of like, there was one where they would, the head shot was going the opposite way. And you'd be like peeking out one corner. And I was like, what's that? A lot in stairwells.

A lot in stairwells. And like a lot of sitting on a stairwell. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so there was one and they're like, if you do it here and then they said, and for like another like three grand, we will put your big headshot in the glass windows and the location was pretty great.

It was right there at like Dohini and Santa Monica. Like when you're coming down Dohini, and it's like right there, and I'm like, and I'd see these other girls in there, and I'm like imagining some like, you know, fucking little, you know, agent prick that turned me down before, but, you know, making a left hand turn and be like,

that girl, she's the one. Like, oh my God, but I was like, I just, I can't spend $3,000 to be in the window, but like, that's where I talk about how like, I still have that dream was like, I just, I can't spend $3,000 to be in the window. But like, that's where I talk about how like, I still have that dream of like, do I pay for that billboard? Just, just to have it. Yeah. I remember one time we were so fed up with the prices of headshots.

One of my uncles had a camera. My mother was like, your uncle will take pictures of you. He's very good at pictures. It's very talented Yeah, so I go to take pictures of my uncle and I you know, I was a zitty kid at 18 or whatever and we had no makeup But you know back then so we had like Kalamine lotion It's just I mean I wish I had these I think I could find them somewhere there. I have a just like pink spots on my face I think I could find him somewhere. There I have it, just like pink spots on my face.

Oh, the word like every picture's, you know, my eyes are closed, it's just awful. I know, and you think Sammy, she, he has to go through any of that. She's not only a she, a daughter of the famous people, but she doesn't even want to do that. She doesn't even want to go to audition where she can get an agent

and have them pay for after classes. She's like, no, let me take my own photos in my own room I don't even want to go to audition where she can get an agent and have them pay for at the class. She's like, no, let me take my own photos in my own room and filter them and cover up my zip myself and just see the money falling. I don't blame her. I know, but that's the world we weren't allowed to have. I know. You know, you and I would have saved ourselves a lot of time.

Then I think, why are we bitching? You know, we weren't having to do, you know, I didn't have to dance and get on old men's laps. I surely tend to believe either. No, I mean, I got, early on, I know we talked about this before, but early on, I moved a lot of TVs for what I thought were casting directors and producers, but I was just like, it was like a gay guy having me come over to the apartment and move it to you. Like back on TV's were big.

You know, I'm talking about like heavy Sony trended tron, 400 pounders. I'm not going to say who this is, but I didn't get to go over the story. Somebody we worked with. Oh, I know, I know I know way going would put it add or posting or whatever it was yeah of Guys that wanted to be dominated by another gay guy Mm-hmm, and he had two guys come and they redid us floors that he would have them to chores Hey, and but that they they knew they were doing labor But it was part of him like being demeaning and awful

But then like it was like the best of both worlds because like you didn't have to pay them. And then like two hot guys would like redo his wood floors for free. Oh, I didn't do, I didn't do floors. I just moved couple of TVs from one room to dusty old shit apartment, you know, and I moved. And then the guy took me to lunch,

I like the shitty denys on sunset. I just now lunch. I remember the one guy took me to lunch. Oh, I like to shitty denys on sunset. I just now gone. I know that Denys are really denys. And I walked in there and he could tell the waiter had been there a while. And this guy probably comes with a different cute guy every day. And the waiter said, oh, here's a new one.

He knew a guy moving the TV. I guess the guy's just coming and moved the TV back and forth. You know, now I get to live here. Now they get to live here. And I go, I was just like, oh, and I finally caught on. I forth, you know, I get the living room now, they get the bed. Yeah. And I go, I was just like, oh, I finally caught on. I'm like, oh, I think this is a scam. But of course it was.

You could definitely be in movies and TV and the war. I'm just seeing like that, Janice. So she had a hot day like today when you'd walk into a Denny's that it felt so nice to have the air conditioning and the booth. And you know, like, I'll just have a burger and fries. But you're like, you're smart. You'd be like, if you're a big kind of producer, like you say, or I think we'd be going somewhere

other than Danny's. But you know, it was, and you'd be living on somewhere other than Ivar in a one bedroom apartment. But yeah. And the way they would talk, like they're just so believing their own lies, like, you know, they want to do this picture. And I'm telling them not not gonna happen, not unless I get who I want in this role. Yeah.

And you're like, can't believe I'm here. Like, oh my god. I remember one time a guy told me, goes, you're blonde, your hair's blonde. No blondes are famous. Men, no, it does not have blonde men who's famous. You got to die your hair black I was like oh really I said what about robber red for you go fuck him I mean I don't

know did I just prove you wrong that's hilarious okay so this is getting a lot of play this girl finished her whatever 10k 5k marathon and at the end her boyfriend got on one knee and asked her to marry him. And the first thought I had was I don't want to be all hot and sweaty. Like I want something beautiful. And then other people were saying, you know what she he's kind of stealing her moment. Like why did she have to have a combo moment? It's like getting engaged on your birthday. Like can I have a separate thing?

Yeah, I agree, he did. And it's like what I always say about like surprise parties. You're gonna invite some, if you're gonna do a surprise party for someone, you want them to look cute. You don't want them coming home or not. Yeah. So you wanna say, oh, we're gonna go to a nice dinner.

So then you go to a restaurant and everyone's there. But they knew they were getting dinner. They knew they had to be cute. But they didn't know everyone was going to be there. That's a good surprise party. The thing you don't want to do is say, I remember there was this guy and they're like, okay, we're going to have a surprise party for Joey or whatever, meet at MR or whatever it was at 9 o'clock.

Yeah. So we're all there, he walks in. Surprise! And he's like, oh my God, this is the greatest night of my life. I can't believe I'm in, so we're going to party here for a while, and then we're going to playboy mansion, right? And the guy who brought him was like, no, that's what I told you to get to the M.R.

Oh, he's like, oh great. And he's like, what? Now this has become the worst night of his life. to get to the end of uh... always think of great now this is become the worst out of his life so you always have to make sure like so i don't think this was i mean she got some press out of the i don't think it was good yeah also it's like why are you running

yeah like you should have ran it with me is he okay this guy looks like he's got some sort of issue. No, stop. Oh. No, but I'm being honest. Oh, you know what? Maybe there is more of a story. Yeah, I think he might be dying or something.

That's what I don't know. I think I can do it tomorrow. But then it can, maybe that's what everybody wants. It's the viral moment. Right. So he probably is like, this is going to be a viral moment and she's got a following, she might like this. If I just do it when no one's around,

then it didn't happen. Yeah. This woman got convicted for killing her husband. After writing a book. She wrote a book, how to kill your husband, how to murder your husband, but it was like a essay, it was like a self-published whatever.

Anyway, I just thought that was funny. I personally always talk about murder and everything, so that it'd be like two on the nose. There's something happens to Peter, but now this makes me nervous. Yeah, that would be great. That I've talked about it too much. Okay, I saw this on TikTok and it was so funny. You know how sometimes people, have you ever gotten a voicemail that wasn't for you? Like, we've got your car or whatever.

And you're like, okay. So this girl or boy, I don't know who it was, got a phone call, a voicemail. And she just thought it was so funny. And it's kind of gone viral. Okay, so here we go. Oh, I was here. Fran, I have to tell you something.

I was on my way out because my car is in the front and Roberta motioned me to come into the club room. So I go in the club room and she said, aren't you going to have pizza? And I said, no, because I don't eat lunch. She said, go take a couple of pizzas and bring them down for tonight. I said, oh, yeah, I could heat it up. So that's why I'm calling you to tell you to do the same thing. And then I have a big story that you told me about Janice.

Janice already has had five pieces and is going back down at 1.30. Bye. Bran, I have to tell you something. Oh, my God. That is. So I thought it was so funny. And then, okay, so then somebody, these are all in TikToks, so then fluffy, friends TV, put a puppet,

and put the voice to it on TikTok. And the person that originally got, who's the original person that, the initial sound is by Case Cavanaugh. Okay. So, I mean the original sound. So fricking funny. And just like even just the sound of just like, so she motioned me.

And just how old people are like, I don't eat lunch. And the names are perfect. Yeah, Roberta and Janice. I'd Roberta and Janice. And then I have a big story to tell you about Janice. Maybe so happy, so frickin' funny. Oh, that is really good.

Oh my God, maybe love so hard. Just said that to my mother-in-law, lives in the middle. Well, you know what? I'm glad you brought that up, because I brought a story too, and it has something to do with boy smells. So this will be perfect. Yes.

I don't know if you've heard, but I said to myself, Amazon, the LED Alexa. Amazon Alexa has a new feature where you can talk to the dead, have you heard about this? Okay, let me explain what it is. They say you have a voicemail, like that one from your dead, parent, a grandmother, whatever.

You, and a lot of people keep those voicemails from this and too. And you can play that voicemail to Alexa, and somehow Alexa will figure out how to mimic that voice and be able to do that voice back to you exactly the way it sounds to them. So then you could say, all right, Alexa, read to my daughter, Wizard of Oz as grandma, and then grandma will come on and go, hi, little child.

Isn't that the craziest thing well as someone who does voices that's a little scary I know that's what people say like because I'm like what's gonna have a voice actors yeah now they can do that mimic the boy the you know they call it a a i or whatever yes mimic the voice and you could now have your dead relative read to your well it's funny because I was a nice sister this weekend and she goes you know now have your dead relative read to your daughter. Well, it's funny because I was a little bit... I was a nice sister this weekend

and she goes, you know, I have this, I have a voice mail from dad, I have a voice mail from mom. And like, she's like, anytime you want to hear it, like, it's on my phone and whatever. And one thing that my sister and I do every birthday is what my parent, my parent, my mom used to call us

and she had like one vocal cord, so she had like kind of a cracky voice, but she would be like, happy birthday. So Shannon and I do it to each other. We call everywhere they have happy birthday! Like we do it. So I don't need Alexa. But I do think it's kind of, I think it's cool,

but then again, like, yeah. So you can play those voice mouths that your sister has to Alexa, and Alexa will be able to now, you can have your father talk to you. You say, Alexa, be dad or whoever. I can see why somebody would want to do it. I personally don't. Like, I can keep it in my head and I remember it,

but I don't know what my dad did have such a great voice. And he'd be like, now listen to be a little girl. Like there'd be just sort of things about like that. That's weird. Yeah. And that's strange. Um, ads are officially coming in Netflix. Yeah.

Get ready. Half you get it. But you know, that it'll be less to pay for it. You wanted to pay the regular 14 dollars. Whatever. And you want to sit through the ads. You can do seven dollars. Whatever.

Well, people are freaking out. Yeah. I thought you might be interested in this story. that ever a month, he'd be at. You want to sit through the ads. You can do seven dollars out of it. Well, people are freaking out. I thought you might be interested in this story. It's a rather horrible roommate story. I mean, I read this to him. I'm like, somebody call Will Farrell. I mean, this is like a prime for like a Will Farrell movie. Or, you know what I mean?

Like, he's stuck being. Okay, so this is sad. There's an elderly couple, but they're in a beautiful big apartment a rent control department for like twenty two hundred a new york city a new york city very desirable several bedrooms and he has Parkinson's he's like seventy four she has dimension is like seventy two right they rent out their apartment to this guy who looks very respectable is a young asian american and he's a real estate agent at dogglass

element so you know i guess he wasn't doing so well that he could pay for a part of it they're like of course you know it's kind of like the elderly couple that took on that in uh... sixteen candles that took on all young dot dot like to go to the the the he

he you know he uh... most of the day for grandpa and make that movie today definitely could not anyway they literally play a gong every time the asian guy appears on camera goes don't that's not that's not allowed but this guy i would think if someone wanted to rent an apartment, I would feel pretty, I rent a bedroom.

A guy, he has a job, he's clean cut. Yeah. I would think this, it's not like he came in, you know, looking like a pot hat or cats everywhere, a gang member, like, I'm just saying, like a suit. Well he turned out to be the tenant from hell. He didn't pay all these, the typical things. God won't leave. He owes them $12,000.

He's been there for over a year. They can't evict them because he's constantly saying, I'm trying to get a renters aid, like all that stuff that was available during COVID. And then he gets rejected, but then he appeals, which then they can't kick him out because he's appealing something for another three months. So he's one of those people,

one of those roommate renter people that know just enough legal knowledge. Yeah, well he's a real steak guy. And he's figuring it all out. So, you're also saying he's also like abusive to them and roughly and. He's awful and mean and like, I can't remember some of the other stuff he does,

but it was just he's awful. So, he's still there. Right. But Douglas Elliman, the real estate agency, said we have fired him and we will pay you the 12 twelve thousand but he's still there hopefully after he's still in the and their house yes hopefully after the new york post did this article and of course she's just talked about it uh... hopefully these people uh... the servers are their name will get rid of uh...

lee out of their their house it's funny uh... i read the story of the picture the guy that's not who i was expecting right that's what i'm saying that's what i'm saying you might be tricked you know don't you but book bites cover and on the other respect don't think that somebody is something that they are just because they have a certain because here you would have thought

this was like a hardworking clean cut young guy you just got a warm lany crab it's don't let this guy stay in your trailer, I'll never leave. Um, lots of things happened over the weekend and I think the cops are pretty busy with some protests that were happening, obviously. Yeah. But meanwhile in Manhattan Beach, right, when I saw this video, I recognized the jewelry store in Manhattan Beach, which is a very, very nice beach community, very upscale.

These guys ran and someone in Manhattan Beach filmed it. And it went to TMZ. It went to Street People of Los Angeles, which I will follow on Instagram. There was about seven people all in black, so we don't know what they look like. Got in cars. They got the license plate of the cars But then people said they're probably stolen license plates are stolen cars But the video went viral Yeah

Smash and grab yes, and all I want to say is I wonder if that's hard for For these young people that the one viral video that you have Nobody knows who you are like the whole goal is to get a viral video, but yeah, so that happened. So anyway, even though the person filmed it, I don't know that we're going to find them. Then this was interesting, okay? Nobody, I don't think, nobody wears ski masks for skiing anymore. The ski mask is just for rovers, right? Like right over the moment you buy a ski mask, they should stop you and go, what are you gonna do with this ski mask?

Oh, you never see anyone going down the ski mask. We have, but then you have goggles on and a helmet. But I'm talking the old school, you wear that skiing? Well, okay, speaking of stealing in LA, so with the boys on my mother, my annual mother, son's only weekend, I have to do stuff that the boys want to do, right? So we're gonna go boogie board.

We're gonna go eat some meat. No, we just want this weekend. Yeah, we're gonna eat meat. Yeah, we're gonna have to go get burgers or steaks. Okay, we're gonna go boogie board egg. And then I'm like, I found a movie for us to watch. Ambulance. It's a Michael Bay, it's action.

Jake Gyllenhaal. And so we're watching it. It's about this robbery that happens in LA, $32 million at a bank in downtown LA. It looks immaculate and beautiful. People hanging out in downtown LA. Anyway, so they're robbing it. And then of course, by the name of this show, ambulance, they get an ambulance as the getaway car and whatever. There's this gorgeous EMT in it

who's actually, I don't know, I think she'll be a big star, but whatever. The point is as we're watching it, they're following them and it's just, there's so many weird things in it, but right away, Drake is like, this would never happen, the chase went on for two and a half hours.

He's like, this would never happen in LA. They'd be like, deemed too dangerous. We're not chasing these people. We're not, that's what they, like, they're not going after anybody. Yeah. But it was 32 million. But it is, I have to say, it did not do well.

It lost, but it's kind of, if you're looking for a movie to like rip on, it's a little long. But if you're looking at a movie to like make fun of of how ridiculous it is with like a couple people. If you have teenage sons, I suggest it. It's like so straight. There's so many weird things. I watch that. Is that on like a Netflix? Yeah, yeah, it's on whatever I'll find it. You'll find it. But it's it'll peacock. Yeah. But yeah, there's just like weird. There's okay. there's one weird part of it. So,

do you see the main cop comes? He's like the head of the police department and he has a USC hat on a USC sweatshirt. But we don't even know these cops that all of a sudden he puts on the vest. And I'm like, is this the weird message that like essays in bed with the police? It was just weird. I was like, what are the weird messages here? So then, then they show this other guy and he's in marriage therapy with his husband. Right. And then he gets a text, there's been a big robbery. So I'm like, who's this guy? Well, he's the head of the FBI. So then I was like, well, we're watching the whole thing. And I'm like, what was the point of knowing that this guy had a husband or a wife. Like it had nothing to do with this movie,

except I guess let's show that, you know, a head of FBI could have a husband, not a wife. Okay, fine. Until there's this one part where the FBI goes, I know Jake Gyllenhaal. You know, we took FBI classes together, even though he's a criminal, he's trying to find out about, he's like, and we shared a bottle of rosé. And so they're the boys that are like, wait a minute. It's just like that. Like it's Jake Gyllenhaal's character gay. And that's like, it was so weird. And so then I read the Reddit stuff

and the Reddit stuff is so funny. Where everybody's like, is this a comedy? Like it was such a weird movie. And then they basically said these movies just don't do well anymore because no one cares about Jake Gyllenhaal. Like no one's going to see the movie for Jake Gyllenhaal. And then they were like, how many cops died in this thing?

Like the movie must have, if you believe that's a movie could have ever happened, literally, like probably 80 cops died or were injured. Yeah. And they're still trying to like, because one cop is is in this ambulance or like we have to save our brother yet like, anyway. My wife went to high school with Jake Gyllenhaal. That's hot. He is good looking. My god, he's good looking.

And she pulled up her family but her pathfinder used Nissan Pathfinder. She was all excited about pulling up into the parking lot of her high school in the Nissan Pathfinder. Yeah. And that day Jake Gyllenhaal pulled in in in some sort of Mercedes-Benz the same day and stole her thunder. Because he was already making money as an actor?

No, because he was coming from a family. He was coming from a family. Yeah, their parents and directors and the daughter, sister, is Maggie Jollinhal. So they had some money. And took away her Pathfinder glory. You know, it would be the greatest part the greatest ending to that story What is that it was your wife who worked at Netflix who rejected the movie ambulance and peacock had to face And then and he's like I can't believe this like how are we not on Netflix? And sometimes you get rejected from Hollywood people and you don't know why.

And it could be somebody from high school is now the decision maker and they still freaking hate you for like ruining their thunder on the day that they were excited to drive up in their ride. I know, yeah, that could be the case. I also want to ask you why every movie now has to be two hours and 40 minutes. Every thing, even something as bad as ambulance. I like to ask that. I like to ask that. I like to ask that. I like to ask that. I like to ask that. I like to ask that.

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They're kind of looking and they're like, but that one, Amulance was way too long. Every movie's way too long. Like it should, everything should be. Most movies when you go to the movie theater so that they could get enough in the day, I felt like we're all about one 40. They used to, they wanted to put a certain amount of I felt like we're all about one 40.

They used to do what they wanted to put in a certain amount of showings in. So, that's over. This was interesting. This, I in my standup special that I produced myself. Thank you and still available. Just go to Amazon Prime when I was on the flight with you. What had happened?

Yeah, I got dropped a big black dick and airdrop. And I didn't accept it or decline it, but I took a photo of it just to remember it happens. Yeah, I got dropped a big black dick and airdrop and I didn't accept it or decline it but I took a photo of it just to remember it by. And anyway, this went on TikTok in this person, Meet Larry, who just airdroped a whole flight of photos of his PP. Thankfully, I accepted it. Saw who was sending it and immediately started speaking up, stay tuned for the police. Who with that guy right there? Yes. so then you get to I don't have Air like I have the Samsung Galaxy So I know you guys I'm still from yeah, so it'll just so when you're if I'm saying what it is Yeah, so you could tell who it's from

Yeah, it'll say like Larry's trying to send you something. Oh, and so on the plane And so then the more the video is the flight attendants like, you can't do that. And he's like, sorry, I thought it was funny. And then I need to like continue on. But I guess he did get asked to be removed. I guess he got removed from the flight. First thing, because you're like, that's porn,

that sexual assault to my eyes. Oh, absolutely. God, that's embarrassing. But anyway, it happened to me on a plane. If you see my joke, don't go, Heather stole that from TikTok. It really fucking happened to me. I was there to witness it. Thank you. Speaking of Jerry Hall is from cheer. Jerry Harris. Sorry, Jerry Harris. Jerry Hall is married to Mick Jagger for a little And now I'm married to Rupert Rupert I mean she has nailed it in life Anyway Jerry Harris was the favorite on cheer as the

as not the greatest cheerleader a little overweight but the most enthusiastic Star of made season one He was the star of season one We came a star of his own was doing cameos to the talk shows all love everybody loved him and there and in the second season of cheer they do address all the fact that He was arrested. He pursued underage surprisingly enough. They address it in great detail in cheer I don't think they it in great detail. In cheer. Try to think

they would in season two. Yes. But yeah, it's so he up he not only corresponded and spoke sexually online and Snapchat and what to young boys who were in the cheer game. Yeah. But actually did physically approach one and you know attempt to have something with them and they were twin boys and they got an attorney and all this other stuff. And anyway, he's basing 50 years behind bars, but prosecutors are recommending just 15. So, but still just really tragic. Oh, it's a like he was, he had endorsement deals, he had everything going on. But they, also in it, while he was behind bars, he was still keeping that enthusiasm. Oh he was?

Yes, he was saying to the main girl, like when I get out of here, I'm gonna write a book. I'm gonna be a motivational speaker. So I'm like, I'm just imagining Cam, like in the prison still being like, woo! Like below the sandwiches!

Like you'd be so excited. Yeah, I don't know. Talked to him in 13 years, to see if we can still have a few. I don't think it'll have happened, but it was kind of amazing. And she was like, I can't believe he still has this, like, optimism.

Well, I think he was a little, yeah. But he wasn't like denying it. He was like, yeah. I think she said that. She's like, I don't think he understands the predicament he's in you know well I mean a lot of these kids I know they want to cheer but they're like at the junior college for seven to eight years and they leave

with like four credits so I don't know that's the netflix by also new shoot show is conjuring Kesha it's out Friday July 8th Kesha is going after the... Kesha, the singer? It's going after finding paranormal people on a... Just gotta repush, show. Wait, what's the face? Demi Lovato did that. Yeah, she did it too. Demi Lovato chased that... So did Rob Lowe with his two songs. Rob Lowe was doing it. Yes. That's right. Rob Lowe did it. Then Demi Lovato did. Now Keshe is doing it? Then I did it one episode of Celebrity Ghost Stories.

But that we weren't chasing aliens, right? No, but I was stretching the truth. Well, that you ever had to stretch your truth. You know, like, oh wait, every celebrity has a ghost story. You're like, shh, think of something. Yeah. You went on there? Celebrity Ghost Stories.

Yeah, and I got, and I got very much in trouble for it from Chelsea lately. Oh, really? Yes, because they asked if I could do it, and it was like a Thursday we weren't taping, but it was a Thursday we were supposed to come in at like 10. Yeah. And I'm like, oh, I have a doctor's appointment, you might have come in at like 11.30, and they're like, no, that's fine. And so I go and I film it, and, but I'm so dumb that in getting the information

where I was supposed to go, I had like printed it out and like forgot to take it out of the printer. Oh, in the printer, yeah. And it's like celebrity guest, but when they told me how I was getting paid, I'm like, my God, that's like, you know, one year of Catholic school. So, yeah, I think I know a ghost. So then I like talked to my friend who

was into the paranormal and she's like, gave me a couple more tips to share. But they also sort of pushed it. They're like, we need you to add more and more and more about basically what happened was I was at the upfront in New York and one the last night in the hotel, I felt like a presence was in bed with me like a man with like a hairy arm and that he was like kind of laying on top of me. Oh yeah and throughout and I mean I kind of thought it was weird and then throughout the weekend I kept misplacing my lip liner. What is that? Oh because he maybe he was wearing lip liner. I think he was yeah I think he was into my makeup. We don't know.

K-K-L-Generes. No, but I was like, but I remember saying that I'm like, wait a minute. Like, that doesn't make sense, but maybe it does. Yeah. But they wanted me to say that I misplaced my lip liner and that the air kept changing, like the temperature, because that's a ghost thing. Is it? Yeah, I guess that they want to change the temperature alive. No, my god. My father would be furious. How'd she dare touch that thermostat? Wow.

I got to watch your celebrity ghost story now. I didn't realize you. I just want to end on this note. This girl, good for her, her name's Tara's world, she's a big YouTuber. We have to talk, and I know you've talked about it before, but listen, you guys know I wear fake eyelashes, I'm wearing them right now, my kinder that kind of put on, wash off. You know my feeling on it.

The eyelash extensions, you guys, I've gotten so out of control, this has to be the next trend that goes away. Please. It has to go away. Like the butt's coming out of the car dash, she ends you gotta stop. You've got to. Your eyes look nice without them. It's too much.

It's like a muppet. Yeah. And it's like sometimes I saw somebody and they're walking up towards me. And I'm like, oh my God, I thought they had two black eyes. Yeah. It was because the eyelashes were so sick that the way the sun was hitting,

it was causing a complete shadow under their eyes. Yeah. And I'm like, I've tried to stop, I drew the one-man campaign to try and stop this. I saw it coming. I saw it years ago when it was started to get, now it says it's as bad as it's ever been.

And I just wanna say, like I appreciate women who have salons that provide this service. I lashing extensions are really great especially if you don't know how to do them yourself and especially like if you want to like look good all the time. But my point is you almost have to just take them all off and start over again and only do a little it's this heavy. Ugh, it's awful.

It's extensions. It's not even fake like makeup color. Oh, it's extensions. It's extensions, it's not even fake like makeup color. Oh, it's extensions, that's like a, because I feel sometimes it's just a glued on thing you get it. I feel like it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a really bad, it's like the overly curled, yeah. Yeah. Oh, I'm not a fan.

And honestly, a little skewed out by it. I think we're gonna just like the butt. I mean, that's why I'm like, all of a sudden it might be like a no eyelash look or very little mic come around because this is now gone. It's when the pendulum swings so much the other side it has to come back around.

And eyelashes became very popular in the last decade and like for a done look. And now it's just muppet, it's awful. It's really, it's getting, and the other thing is I get it on a weekend, or you gotta go to a wedding, or you're in Vegas for a Saturday night, you know, but this is like Tuesday afternoon,

and the line is Starbucks, everyone's trying for a coffee. But that's, no, that's because these are the extensions that you don't wash off. And they can't get out, yeah. Yes. I know, but it's, so that's what you do every day. And then when you see someone that's a little older, and maybe even't get out, yes. I know, but it's, so that's what you do every day.

And then when you see someone that's a little older, and maybe even fair, blonde, and then they have these black eyelashes with not a speckle of makeup on them, and you're so whatever happened to baby Jane, and you're so fucking scary, like you look insane. If I can stop everyone who's got the giant eyelashes and the furry slippers of whatever that shoe is,

that everyone's wearing some sort of furry looks like a slipper. Out. Out. And in public, running around, big eyelashes, looks like they got two spiders in their face. And these big furry shoes, not dogs, they're like sandals almost. They're like slippers.

Yeah, like they're like, they're slips. I see a lot of them in the airport. They want to become starbucksbucks line i'm just saying like we every i think it's very everyone has beauty within their eyes it's expression it's everything so if you're one of those people take a hard look at yourself

it might have been that you started out with light lashes and just like a too much filler you kept going back you kept going back you kept going back and they kept filling in the holes and now it's just two black hooded things and you need to go and go take them off. Let my eyelashes breeze for the summer, maybe I'll come back to see you in a couple months and just put like a few flutters on the ends. And I'm telling you it's going to change your life and i'm telling you it's gonna change your life and i'm i'm i'm i'm with you on that and go to the go i'm not saying don't like i'm not trying to put anyone out of business but this is just horrible okay yeah

you know i'm why still go to your eyelash extension but to lady to say remove them and now start over is it this girl is it she's a tiktok i mean she's fine she's cute i'm just saying let's get pretty blue eyes i just think she'd be cuter without it so i just i just i just happen to come across her and i was at the paris that like a thing or oh she's like very very popular like you know there's a few million followers so she'll probably come after me i think she's

cute i just don't think she needs that much lashes you can tell me you hate my lashes too i don't care yeah i agree oh asra mela this guy's a lot of well and on this one because it's so weird asra miller i've had this story in my in my to his name for like a month yeah but more and more stuff keeps happening okay so adra is uh identifies non-binary, so they then, he, sorry, they were hanging out with a person named,

Dakota, who was from North Dakota, and hanging out with them, who was also a they then. What they're saying is, for for twelve to eighteen what they're saying is he's a creep that's been hanging out with kids well well well they're saying that he's he somehow has some sort of compound in Hawaii now he has the compound yeah but he had this other thing where they're trying to serve him for like a couple years because the this Indian they're like native American they obviously have Native American and they obviously

have Native American names what yeah one is Dakota iron iris and the mom is Sarah jumping eagle yeah and that he they Ezra was inappropriate in contact with the minor for many years then there was another minor that he got involved with I couldn't even find all the stories then he moved to Hawaiiaii and is on and he's been in trouble in hawaii for other sorts of things he gets in fights and bars and yeah and now he's got a farm with guns in marijuana and he's and he's got these children there and it's a single mom or in her kids right and they're

spilt in marijuana and now the dad of the kids is like i don't want this yet he still hasn a movie coming out. But does he though like, or does he, he's flat, he's flat, right? But that's they sure. They is has a movie coming out and he is flash. They is flash. They is flash.

They are flash. No, I said they is before. They is. Because I feel like, they's flat. They're singular. Anyway, whatever. They's flash. like. They's flat. They're singular. Anyway, whatever. They's flesh. Yeah.

Days, flesh. Okay. He's often. This human is a bad person. I know. I know. How could he be like a, how you've got to understand what I'm trying to say?

Just to tell. Ezra. Ezra. How could Ezra be in ammarable big giant? It's got to be $100 million movie. They certainly can't release it now under these allegations coming out. They gotta scrap it.

Or a court or a court or a court. Or cut his power, cut the part out. Yeah. Cut him out of the movie and put somebody else in. Put a, you know, somebody who's not causing trouble. I don't know. Chris, are you free? God can you imagine.

You get the flashes, close the run fast. They were like, where is he? Oh, God, he's still running. Oh, I don't. This is why I believe. And I say this all the time, I don't know if I say, you and I had to find a new way to you know you're very successful with juicy scoop and now I have my cover to cover

successful. Thank God. But we had to do this because we're too normal to be that type of success. Like there must have been some sort of red flags in audition rooms and things like that that this guy was a disc they was a bit of an oddball but they I guess people just ignore no yes I'm telling like all these they must be signs out there that this like this he's not showing up to work there's no way he could film for 18 hours a day I just think I just think there's like I just think there becomes something and conspiracy theorists think that there is like this, you know, what do you call a lumenani, whatever.

I don't think it's that. But I do think there's like a hype where you get, somehow you get connected in something. You have a powerful agent. And then they, the hype in this and that, and then all of a sudden you're just the top of the list and you're just getting stuff. Right. And then you end up on a cute, once you get a blockbuster like that, you're like set.

It's like you could have also been cast in a soap. You weren't. You got put in a pool of big movies. But in the end. When you're in these types of movies. I guess so, but yeah. This is it. It comes, there's people and grips and sound people and everybody who's got to be there.

You still have to make the movie and have 18 hour days where you show up on time and you come out of your trailer. Like, well, pedophiles have a work ethic. I don't, I mean, they do. A pedophile size. So he's a pedophile and he has a work ethic. Oh, I don't know. I don't know anything about the pedophile.

Well, you're hanging out with a kid that's a lot younger than you. And yeah, talking to him and and carbon correspondence. And it's not your own pedophile thing makes me I was just in I had a vacation this weekend with my wife's family and we have nephews and my and we were all on a float on the pool. And I was laying on this float. I spent $85 on a float in the pool. So very expensive float. You mean you had to rent float in the pool. So very expensive flow. You mean you had to rent it from the hotel? No, I bought it. Oh, hotel gift shop. Oh, and the kids told me that you day said you would buy us a float.

Uncle Chris would buy us a float. So I did you got to see the float that we got. Good one. We got a big unicorn float. It sits like 10 people. We haven't blown it up yet. Well, whatever, but it was expensive but we got it at Costco. I do think if you're traveling though, if you're going on a plane, you really should buy your float and bring it. Because when I met a hotel pool,

I was like, I wish I had a float. I know, and they allow floats at this fixy pool. Okay, go on. So there I was, I'm laying on the float and I got my daughter my two nephews they're all on top of me. We're floating around the pool and I was thinking of myself I need these people on now, you know, and I look like we so I had to yell out to my honey look to my wife like look at us me and the nephews and my daughter on the float

I wanted everyone to pull to know I'm'm not so weird who bought a float, so people can hop on top of me now. Oh, like you were just the guy that, yeah. That's what people are probably thinking. I was just weird with the big float all by himself. Well, you were at a private hotel, but I do remember being at a park in New York many years ago and it said no adult who is not accompanied by a child

can enter this park. There's a park in Studio City has a sign up too. Yeah, that should be all parks. Yeah, but like when my sister and I were there, we were like childless and we were just like, this is so freaking cute. And we just wanted to be like, we were just watching other kids.

Yeah, we just wanted to look at cute kids. Okay, well, you might have a problem. See, that sounds a way. Chris, where can everyone find out about you that might be new to Justice Scoop and don't know about the whole town? Franjola.fun has all my shows. I got so many coming up, you know, back in action. I'm in Montauk this week. If anybody has any connections in Montauk,

I know you have a very... Or when you're not performing, you just want to connect. But if people got, you know, I can't get in these places anymore. Yes, so if you work at a great restaurant or any other places I'll be there. DM him and help him get a reservation. What else?

Coming back to Long Island, my hometown brokerage comedy club July 28th, Laf Boston, July 29th and 30th, and on and on and on comedy off Broadway, Lexington, Kentucky, and August. Just, there's more. No, friend, joley.fun has it all. I've listened to the other people promote, promote, promote, I think that was a good promotion of you,

just said like four things. I did too. The point is go. Go, come on. Like Chris, he's probably coming you to your town. Yeah, come out to good idea. I did too. The point is, go. Go, come on. He's probably coming you to your town. Yeah, come out to the shows. Love you. Thank you for having me. Bye.