Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Adam Levine’s Alleged Mistress, Tell Me Lies, The Queen with Justin Martindale

Episode Date: September 20, 2022

Big announcement! I am going on tour! Get tickets at heathermcdonald.net  Justin is here to recap our live Juicy Scoop shows in the Midwest, and he might have been kidnapped. Tell Me Lies on Hulu is juicy and got me horny while flying. Sherri Papini has been sentenced, and I can relate to why she committed this thirsty crime. Post Malone stole my bit and fell on stage. We have a new app idea that involves gay besties, and it’s going to bring America together. Adam Levine’s alleged mistress did a TikTok tell-all. Lisa Rinna can’t keep a secret. Kim K bought a Malibu mansion, and Erika and Tom’s estate sale leaves little to be desired.  Subscribe on Apple Podcasts to get exclusive Extra Juicy episodes every Friday and get all episodes of Juicy Scoop, ad-free Or get access to Extra Juicy on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/juicyscoop To bring your brand to life in this podcast, email [e-mail] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Coming off from my world win adventure with Justin Martindale, who is here to recap our fun weekend. Yeah. And talk all about it, Justin. Welcome. Thank you for joining me. We were in live juice scoops in St. Paul and then Chicago.

Very fun. Yeah. We had a really good time. Did you say world wind or whirlwind? I say whirlwind. I say whirlwind. It's whirlwind. It's whirlwind.

It's a whirlwind like an earth. It's a whirl. It's whirlwind. It's a whirl, like an earth. No, it's a whirl. It's a whirl. It's a whirl. I think what about best? I like whirlwind, though. I think what about best things that I have said wrong over and over again, which is a serious word these days?

Problematic. As I say, she was or he was sex traffic kid. I give it like an extra uh... Sex traffic kid. Yeah, I'm saying like sex traffic. Is it sex? Sex traffic. So it is, it is an ED like a verb, but I say sex traffic kid. Yeah. You can take the girl out of the valley. No. Listen, it's just my weirdness. Other people do say it correctly. We had a blast, though. OK, so it started out. Oh.

We both were wearing black joggers and shirts to just make us look fabulous. Yeah. I made juicy scoop bag that some great juicy scooper gave me that I don't remember who you are, but thank you. I love it. And we went to LAX.

We got on the Delta flight. We had horrific seats going there. Did we? I can't remember. How tight they were. Oh, we did. Oh. Really far back.

41. And we sat in 42 and we're shamed. Put our daughter in between us, Danny. Yes. She was middle seat all the way in every Uber, in everything. It was just, Annie, getting the middle. Getting the middle, Annie. And so she's in the middle.

But, you know, we left at one. I probably was at one. And we didn't have a show that night. And I, that kind of made the flight go by fast. The really fast we're not doing like a five a.m.a. like it's not horrific so that that was fine can i just say that this is the shits creek reboot we need this is david and elixis go to st paul minnesota we uh... state at eight not too far from the airport a spot the high-end

palace high-end place and there were like other equal type of places nearby mbc suite a high-end agency which tells me that's like high-end rich or older sister that went to college but no and we went to the high-end palace replace it was fine people were not just not not great older sister that went to college. But no. And we went to the high in palace or place.

It was fine if you were not great. Then we did the shows, and the shows were great. They're really fun. And then got on our flight, and then both Annie and I were upgraded for the 40-minute flight. That's always the time I get upgraded. It's one of the fucking 40 minutes. And it was so funny because you go by,

you like we go in and then you see us like sitting there like because you're like, oh, we're all gonna be to row together. So you're like, oh, we're fine. And we're like, no, we got upgraded. No, you didn't. And then you kept texting us. And I'm like, who is this?

Stop it. And then he's like, I'm trying to join my free champagne and you're like, there's a baby crying here. Oh my God. So, first of all, you zip in. Yeah. And you're like, oh, Heather's already in because we're the first group. Right.

I beat my phone and it turns red. And the lady had like a really thick Irish something Yeah, I could understand her she's like No, no, Heather I were with her. I thought I was like oh no your group's not ready to board I'm like, but she just went she's like no what what touch it understands that and I'm like oh my god What in the third class Titanic hell is happening right now So she's like no go ahead you're in an exit. Oh, yeah good with that. I'm like yes fine

Just I'm not gonna save anyone if anything happens right and so Walking in Annie's like oh, I got upgraded. I'm like well, then I must have to Did not you're sitting there Annie's sitting there? I'm like where am I I'm not upgraded have to. Did not, you're sitting there, and he's sitting there. I'm like, well, where am I? I'm not upgraded. And the words that came out of my mouth were, am I trash?

Yeah. And the entire flight crew was like, yes, you are. So I had to go sit back. Then screaming baby comes directly behind me. You heard it, you heard it, we all heard it. That was right behind me the entire time. I also forgot to mention that I was severely injured on the trip.

We have so many stories. I wanna say guys, and if someone tells me like, oh, it's menopause, right? I'm not in fucking menopause. I just heard my finish my period, but hey, no offense. I know it's coming around the corner, but I have been curling my hair with a curling for years. And I put it down, I plugged it's coming around the corner, but I have been curling my hair with curling for years. And I put it down, I plugged it and I was doing my hair for that Friday night.

And all of a sudden, I thought it was like burning the wood on my hairbrush, okay? And it had turned around different from where I placed it. And I literally, I know you're going to cringe when you hear this, I grabbed the hot end. Oh yeah. Like a hot dick, I just grabbed it. Okay. And then, and then, just it is like, how long did you have your hand on it?

I'm like, as long as it took for it to go to your brain, to say you have your hand on a hot thing. So I just dropped in the sink and I'm dying. So I'm like, Annie, oh my God, can you get me? Annie, it hurts so bad. I like the thing about it was like, oh, I just, that's when the server worked. It's like bubbling up a little, but it's okay.

Oh, it's so okay. It's so fine. So then I'm like, get me a bucket of ice. And he's like, I kind of hurt. I googled it. And it said, you're not supposed to put your hand in a bucket of ice. Are you okay with this impression, by the way? Yeah. Ha, ha, ha, ha. I just knew it. She said, you're not supposed to put your hand in a bucket of ice. Are you okay with this impression, by the way?

Yeah. Hahaha. I just knew it. She said, you're supposed to run it underwater, which is nothing for me. So I'm still like, I don't care. And you still need to put my hand on some ice. I walked into her room.

Walked into your room. She's just standing there with a hand in a bucket of ice. And it's like my microphone, hand, and everything. So I'm like, okay, whatever. So really hurt. But by the next day, it, and everything. So I'm like, okay, whatever. So it really hurt, but by the next day, it was much better. But like, anyway, never has happened. And all the years of curling my hair,

like I felt like such an idiot. So then continued on. Got Chicago, Chicago was great. We both took naps. Yeah, we lived with the life. And my nap involved, Alisa Rinna was in my app, along with Lisa Vanderpump, were both in my two to four PM nap. Yeah, we live for life. Mine and my nap involved, Alisa Rennah was in my app, along with Lisa Vanerpump, we're both in my two to four PM nap.

Get out of my nap, I'm working hard enough. Y'all have weird naps. Like, full nap dreams. Full nap dream. And he had a dream about her eyebrows being bleached. Oh, because we hate that look. We hate that eyebrow look. Mine's like, oh, like I'm being chased by like,

velociraptors and you're like, Lisa Renna and Lisa Vanderpump invited me over for tea and I'm like, scaling walls so I don't get eaten alive. We're dreams, we're dreams. So then we go to our show, we finish our show. And now it's the end, we completed both shows, we did it Joe, we did it, you know, like we were ready to go and uh but our hotel is like 40-ish minutes

and because it's right by the airport so we can leave early in the morning and like not have that so we're like do we get a drink do we not and I'm like all right let's do a drink you're like there's a cute little wine bar we can just walk to so right that's where we were going to go. I have my makeup bag and my other bag with like some crap in it. And we're going to walk to just I just would like I'm thirst and just want like one glass of wine to just like toast the weekend. And we see the this girl and another guy and a girl, they're all great. They're all just just really what I loved about this story is that the girl said, I put in the group, I'm going

to the Chicago show and I only bought a ticket by myself. And the other guy and girl, his name's Jacob, right? Jacob and Piper were like, you can come with us. They drove together. They went to Nobubbleville or they hung out all night and they were rewarded because they yelled across the street, the wine bar is closed, but if you want to come to Roscoe's with us, I can drive you.

And I was like, not right, I switched out my shoes, I put on my eggs and we walked to her car. I go, now do you really have room? Because there's three of you. And there's three of us. She goes, oh, I have a third seat. And I'm like, okay, well, we get to the car and it's like all her business stuff.

And then she has a two year old named Frank. Which is, there's not a lot of two year old Frank. No, and I immediately said, let me guess, this is the grandpa, right? The husband wanted the baby named after grandpa Frank. And she's like exactly right. I was, you know, I was, we went on a baby moon. He bought me a piece of jewelry,

took me on a nice trip and got me to sign off on Frank. On Frank, baby. Showed me a photo of Frank. Frank's adorable. Kinda looks like a Frank to be quiet. Like, when you see sometimes boy babies that like the minute they come out, you're like, that boy wants to sell me a piece of property.

Like right away, like they look like a man like the hair like you know and then other people are like oh my god is that a boy girl I don't know and then it's ones that are just like that's a garbage man yeah yeah he's yeah he's like hey you're like what? Rolt Huff might be in the mob already so they took Frank's car seat aside and then there was like a lot of snacks in the seat, which I was a mom, I, you know, it's fine. So I just sit on this cushiony like seat to cover the snack stuff.

And then we go on a ride to go to Boy's Town to go to Roscoe's and can't, she's very scared about parallel parking. As she's parallel parking, I'm like, this is a toes out, I'm like, I knew this was too good to be true, right? It was like literally, it was like out of a movie. You know when every time in a movie,

they just open parking, like the car can come out, the person can just go right out. You know, oh right. They're doing a movie. Yeah, so I'm like, this isn't real that like right. Anyway, so we go around the corner and there's like three spots right in front of the place. So she pulls right in there and I'm like,

oh my God, how do we get so lucky? Someone must have just left. Great. So we get out and there's just like young kid working this gay bar It's kind of a cool place like there's like performances in different rooms and stuff and he goes, oh, hey, you can't park there And she's like really is or anyway, we could for just like not even an hour and he's like, no, I'm sorry You can't and she's like, well, this is Heather McDonnell. He goes, who, I go, already, you know what? Can I go home? You left out a very important detail.

They're like, this is Heather McDonnell. They just performed at the Vic theater. And he's like, does she work here? Oh yeah. And I was like, this little shit. Wait, I just realized they have drag queens work there. You wanna thought I was a drag queen? Oh no, he was like, oh yes. like oh yes yes honey slay god momma boots

yeah yeah you should have done all that like like all that he was like is this a drag queen i don't know about because i've i was told to study the drag queens and she looks familiar but i don't know i don't know her work i don't know her work what season of drag race was she on what franchise it's fine like you're twenty one it's fine. It's like, I go, you know what? You guys, I'm like, I'm just, I'm gonna start to get the car. Meanwhile, she's like, well, I'll find parking just in and just is like, why do I have to go? And I'm like, well, she is like a young mother. You can't like let her walk down in the number one murder rate city of the country. also she was a stranger doesn't matter I don't care if she was a

mother I didn't know this girl I don't care you're six she was six four and you you go with our young mother so Frank has a mom so we've got five hours away and then you come back and down so then I decide my car was still like six minutes away. And this this other guy who really is a drag queen, Chanel divine. Yes, I always see when I count during show. So he was coming as just himself, but he was coming with his boyfriend. And I was like, all right, I'll get a drink with you guys. So at that, but also at that point where I called the lift, there was long line and I was like between the guy not knowing me And just like a long weekend. I'm like I can't be the waiting line

And I also don't want to be that person being like do you know who I am being like I'm sorry sir What drag queen or you know like so I go in there. We have I Have my Corona light which like and he was very surprised by but I'm like when I'm so thirsty after show That's what I want yeah, I've been traveling and all that jazz yeah so we just had like two hours you did an hour and then you did an hour with me yeah it was just a fun fun but yeah I was tired I will say on my walk to the club I was looking over my shoulder left and right I have this young mother with me. And we walk by that said twink at the exit door. And she looks at him and she's like, hi. And we kept walking in. So

we get in. We see you. There's a cover for this bar that we have to sit at. I know. And then what is this shit? And then they paid for me. And I'm like, my God, I don't want you, I feel bad, I'm like, I can pay. And then one of the managers came over and tapped me on the shoulder. It was like, we are so sorry that you had to find parking. We would have totally let you sit there had, we'd known that you were coming. They were very apologetic because they were like,

holy shit, we must stop. And I had the Julia Roberts moment where I was like huge mistake. Huge, huge, huge. And so, how have I been doing drag for years? Yeah, she was on All Stars season three, but it was so funny because I was like, well he didn't know, that's why he's the twink at the exit. Yeah. Like, oh my God.

He's used to people walking by him and, you know, Godspeed. Completely forgivable. Bank of God, he's kidding me. Who cares? So anyway, then we got on our way. Fire him. We got on our flight home. We're pretty easy flight home.

So then we finished the night at the Roscoe's looking gorgeous. A beautiful photo. I don't know why that lighting looks so good. It was very much like, we're at the Roscoe's looking gorgeous, beautiful photo. I don't know why that lighting looks so good. It looked very much like we're at the theta. Yeah, looks really good. And then took our card back, slept well, got on the flight, which was easy. Back from Chicago, we were in the exit row. All three of us together. Annie in the middle, of course. But wait, quick shout out. Yes. I wanted to say, Piper, that girl, Oh, yes. Got proposed to the next day at the Alabama. I think the Alabama game? Yes.

So we're hoping that went well. We hope she said yes. Frank's mom told me at the meet and greet. She whispered, because my friend Piper is getting engaged tomorrow. Now I just realized, what if something happened and she's listening right now

and they didn't get engaged? Like maybe she was sick or hungover and he's like let's do it next week and now we've ruined it anyway congrats I hope to say yes but also I felt like that character sue from SNL that Kristen wig plays because I was like I know something that's gonna happen and I was like oh your life's about to change I'm so excited, oh god. Send us photos if in fact you did get engaged. Yes. Then we get on the plate.

I had heard about this show, Tell Me Lies. Annie had read the book and she was like, no, it's good. I'm like, all right, we'll put it on my iPad for when I can watch it on the way back. I want to tell you guys, it's on Hulu, there's four episodes out, and then we gotta wait every week and watch. So I'm in the middle, I just started like the number four. So I can watch a little bit this week,

and then I get to watch the next one. This is, I wanna tell you why I like it, everybody. And I stopped it and I told Annie this. I go listen, what's great about this is it was written by a woman woman and it was adapted by a woman But what's interesting is I've never seen the perspective of a guy in a relationship Who is sort of cheating is sort of being manipulated by his old girlfriend pursuing another but then the old girl When still comes around a little bit just there's lots of element

There's lots of different characters and lots of different juicy storylines that you're discovering as it goes on. But that was one part that I was like, you know, in all those shitty movies that we grew up being fed to us that were written by guys, thinking that this is what a girl wants. And never really revealing like why a guy

thinks the way he thinks maybe because the guy writing it didn't know or he wanted to protect men. But this is so good where you're watching it and you're like, oh my God, that's why a guy cheats or explains himself that way. Or that's, and this is the kind of girl that like knows how to like fuck with a guy's brain.

It was, it's really, really, really good. And it sounds sexual. This just sounds like the plot line of selling the OCC's in two. This is just Alex and Trent after Britney Snow. Was it no Tyler? Is it Tyler or Tyler? Tyler and Britney Snow broke up.

And Alexa, Alexa, Alex, Paul. Yes, and of course, I predicted that the marriage wouldn't last. And then they were seen out at the quiet woman with our OC chapter girls. Okay. My first chapter of juicy scoop sorority that I started a few years ago. They were the first ones and those OC girls, they really keep in touch and go to each

other's baby showers and stuff. And they went to the quiet woman on Wednesdaynesday i believe it was and saw tyler and uh... alex paying out there and they said they're very nice took photos with them and then of course over the weekend paid six and two mz picked them out at another event and when i was when i told her all my predictions

can i say you saw moment in her eye i did i knew it knew it. I saw the juicy scoop clip where you're like, I don't think they're gonna last. And she did this look like. And I was like, oh, oh, she knows. Something's up. This isn't gonna last. Then like two days after the scoop, it was like, bye. Yeah. It's not gonna put up with that shit.

No, the episode came out Tuesday morning. And by Wednesday morning, it was announced that they were, that Brittany had filed. So they're separated. So here's what's gonna happen. So Brittany is filing for a divorce for him. He's already moved on with Alex. Now they can have their little selling OCCs and two romance.

And then the girl who like kissed him or whatever, they can be like back off my man. So now it's this career. Right. Now it makes sense why she was so mean to the other girl hitting on it. I'm thinking maybe the maybe the other girl was hitting on him because they didn't want it revealed in the show, but maybe there was already somewhat of a separation happening. Maybe not though, but obviously I said I go, I know that Brittany snow being an actress

probably thought she's marrying this cute surfer who wasn't real estate who came from a big real estate family and she was like he can be my cute arm candy and have like a normal financial real estate sales job. And then suddenly he gets a show and he's the star and I think she just not only did she probably think there was flirting going on watching the show back but i think she also was like this isn't what i signed up yeah like i didn't sign up i'm on her side i hate listen i remember in the early days of uh... o c i don't think i did a bro love to that uh... doctor to bro

became so famous got his own shows i i think now they're great but i think in the beginning it was like whoa i was the actress who that we we sat back we were behind the scenes for many years that i get us real house as a voc but he was like the break out star like everyone loved watching terry to bro and how funny was that i think the little bit of struggle that they had was that she had to accept that he

is in the limelight as well but they had the four kids and obviously a stronger marriage britain this guy been married like years, so they're like fuck it. Yeah, move the fuck on. Move the fuck on. But this show, tell me lies. So it's, I'll just, for what I can tell, it spans like 15 years from like, or 2015 to 2007.

Mm-hmm. It starts, so it starts in 2015 and the girls going to an event with her old college friends and then you have all the flashbacks of her going and being a freshman. So I mean it just brings me back to the freshman stuff and it's 2007 and they have the old phones and it's so sexy. Now some of the people, the lead, she's playing 18 to whatever 30 and she pulls that look off flawlessly. Believe she's 18, you can also believe she's 30.

Cool. Well, I mean, some of the kids today, some of the people, one of the girls, the star-cared girl, the friend, she's not pulling off 18 as well, but she's very good. And then the main lead guy definitely looks older, but he's sexiest shit. This guy right here, that's fine. Yeah, he's sexiest shit. So I'm tucked away in, I always like a window seat.

You were in a window fire exit. See where I can just be tucked away and watch my show, which this is very sexual, do not watch it with your teenager. This is very, this is some light porn. But Heather says, you know what, don not watch it with your teenager. This is very this is some light porn But Heather says you know what don't watch it with your teenager, but watch it on a plane Watch it on a plane where there's families and children traveling Where we live in a society where men are air dropping their dicks on planes. I just know what?

I'm gonna watch tell me lies. What could go wrong? So and can't very naked sexual scene is happening and just that just in leans over a completely sleeping and he thank god her little innocent eyes didn't see it and we he starts to film me and i look hideous at glasses on a bun and i'm getting like pretty wet watching porn on a plane look look at this okay we have it on the YouTube, but I am watching it,

and it is like getting me so horny. I mean, it is like a lot of naked bodies, tits, like putting on a condom. It shows like, Oh, putting on a condom, wedding fingers, like everything. Oh, good. Yes.

Meanwhile, look. My complete dream, like everything where I was like, why didn't I have more sex in college? Yes. It is good than me. She's pointing like look Justin. I'm like, man, we are on a flight. Ma'am. So I mean, it's kind of hot this guy's his body is said body's bang and but then here we go. Oh, now she's just straight up that woman masturbating. Now I tried to then I tried to rub one out just for comedic purposes. Anyway, guys, it's on Hulu, catch up. I think it's really good.

And I call my sister, Shan, I go, I have a show for you. It's younger people, but it's super sexual and juicy. She's like, tell me, Liza, I'm already on episode four. I was like, good job. Good job. Good job. Okay, Sherry Papini, you remember this story? This is a girl that pretended to be kidnapped.

Oh, wait, yes. So I've talked a lot about it. Pretended to be kidnapped. People thought her husband, everyone thought she might have been sex-trafficked in. I'm just gonna keep it the way I like saying it. Just saying it. They didn't know that in the end,

she was with an old boyfriend that she started to correspond with. We still don't know. I mean, it's pretty sad. I don't think she ever gave him any pussy. I think that she just like... Mark, I just think she... I don't think she...

I just think she... I just think she... I don't think she did, but she had the whole world worried about her that she shaved her own head, branded herself from a... Oh, where did she go to that nut, Mike? Was it Michaels or? Nexium? Michael, sir, Hobby Lobby.

Hobby Lobby, she went to Hobby Lobby and brought like a brander that I guess you would use for like, for what? Would they sell for handers? You know how people do like branding like that, like on a fancy invitation? Like a stand, like a wax stand? Yeah, I think.

Like if you're a county, so then she, so then she, yeah, so then she branded herself and said, I was a, I was taken by, okay, so then she had him drop her off and had like a half shackle on her. And she was like hobbling the Wednesday before Thanksgiving. And then they're like, Oh my God, she's been found. And then she says, Oh my God, I was kidnapped by these two Mexican women.

And one had big hoop earrings and the other one looked more masculine. And they shaved my head and they gave me little food and they branded me. But then they were like, but we never heard any more scoop. Like did she actually have to have sex with people? Did the women have sex with her?

Who would use them? That was just Julian Brandy. Like that was just, and during Mexican heritage month, come on. So, yes. And then other people were like, wait a minute, we went deep dive into Facebook and she's made a racial, not, you know, racial comments in the past. Could it be that there was a, was it drug dealing, was it, what was it, you know, but the police were very hush-hush about anything.

And then they were quiet, we didn't hear from them and then it was because the police were building a case in which it was all a lie and she set it up there were no women she was staying at the sky's house in southern California in his private room like getting thin watching it you know brand going at sending him to Hobby Lobby cutting off her hair, being a weirdo, and then finally he's, he was like, uh, so then he admitted it all. And so just last week, the prosecutor was saying we were going to ask for nine months. We're really helping she gets nine months at least for for lying, for, for, for pulling a, a just

a small ad for like making people worry also she gained you get money as being like a victim and then there's also like go fun me's and things and private people that paid her and and all the resources and just lying and lying to the police and what is this for attention it's like she's also obviously mentally ill the husband has since separated and is divorcing her the fact that she left her to her to in her four year old for that long just to like have people worry about you obviously she's very sick

anyway they just gave her eighteen months instead so they gave her more the judge gave her more than even the prosecutor asking for it so uh... yeah so uh... who do we get this from? The folks Sherry Papini podcast. There's a the folks Sherry Papini podcast. The podcast host of that was sending me the

information was there and they were going to try to talk to the parents and anyway, I, I just was it's so fascinating because I've always been fascinating with like faking your own kidnapping for attention. There's a lot of that happening these days. Yes, and I- Would you do that? Would you fit in the room? I thought about it seriously. I really did.

That's why I'm like, I can't understand how someone's brain works. And where you're just like, gosh, you know, or would my husband love me more if he thought this happened to me? I don't know who she was trying to get love from. My idea was when I was trying to get an agent and be discovered in stand-up. Nothing was ever happening. I would have these showcases and I would make all these VHS tapes of my stand-up thing and try to get it to people and try to get people to come. It was so much more effort than just dancing to a tick-tock to get an agent today.

It was a lot more work. But I, and so I remember watching how this Radarette, very sad, went missing for a long time. She was a pretty blonde Radarette, and every night it was hard copy. Every night they were talking to different Radarettes that knew her. Where is she? Where is she? Very sad story, but turned out she took a little modeling job like a car model where she's supposed to like drive a car and go out to this desert and the weird guy killed her he said they like he always said oh it was um

she want you know we were we we had wild sex and accidentally killed her anyway he went away for it but for a while for like a solid five weeks or something and every and I thought, listen, chances are this girl is dead, but if she's not and comes back, like this girl is going to have her career because she was really pretty and now it's like it's just going to, she could be the next panel Anderson, like if she lived. So that's where I got the idea, like what if I coming back from it, like I planned it

out and then like I just went, like I rented like a little place with it, it had like food there waiting for me. And I left my car around Melrose where the LA prop is and said goodbye to everybody after a really good set. And then like left my car jar and had like the tapes and the head shots like in the car. So they find that. So it's like sexy evidence. Yeah.

And making it real easy for KTLA to throw up it. And oh, think we don't have to find someone who has a tape of her right there. I'm making it easy for the producers. Where is she? Where is she? Where is she? And then obviously I wasn't going to do it. But then I thought like, oh my God, what if this was like a movie?

And then all the thirst together comics are like like, we're gonna do a benefit for Heather and they bring out all the press and then they get, like everyone's like, oh my God, just it's so funny. And Christopher and Joel are so funny, whoever was doing comedy at the time. And then you guys all get like your agent. And then I'm like, now how the fuck do I come out?

Yeah, what if I like led the candle vigil? Like it's Chris and I and we're just like, this will bring us together. And then let's do some comedy. Let's unite the juicy scoopers. Hand in hand with Chris Fringeola, lighting the candles. We're like, Heather, like,

and then you hold, and then like a whole tour is being planned. And then people like, my God, this is so funny. And you guys, your numbers are blowing up. There's so many more followers. And now I'm still in this little like huddle. And then I'm like, now what am I supposed to do? Well, now it's the day before Thanksgiving. And I'm like, oh, you're half shackles.

So now I half shackle myself. I don't think I'd want to cut off my hair. Don't please. It's too good. But maybe I like cut my nails or something. Yeah. And then I like, you know, and I like cobbled down with like chip nails.

And I go, and I just say like, oh, this is what I would say. Okay, good. I would, uh, I would say, oh my God, I, I, uh, fainted. And I woke up again, which I have a history of it. I woke up and I was in this house and it was a weird, juicy scoop fan, like, uh, like a Kathy Bates from misery. Oh, good call. And she tied me to the bed.

She gave me food. She gave me Chinese chicken salad. She knew what I liked. Yeah, mandarin orange juice. And she was like, I just want to watch housewives with you. And I just want to ask you over and over questions about all your juicy scoop guests. And then one, and then I was like, one day I just,

she was gone and I, and I used my nails to scratch out. Which is why they're filed down. Yes, and I got out of a little hole and then I found myself on Melrose Boulevard and that's why I haven't been raped. I haven't been sex trafficked, did. But I am up to date on what's going on with housewives, yeah. Were your ankles hobbled?

Well, they're already very small. Nobody mean like when she puts the block in between your legs and hits it with the hammer. Oh, no, she didn't do that. No, because all of you she's good for is her nice. Okay. So no, no, she didn't, no. We did fun things.

She wanted, we did facials. Like I come that glowing. Does she wake you up with your own theme song every morning? Yes. Okay. Like waterboard. Like she walked in and she walking with a tray Uh-huh and of like avocado toast and like fresh grease towards juice

Just a small glass and a latte and then it would be like hello It's like oh, you're so great like I had to be friends with her, you know That's my story and then I go and do the circuits and it's still now I'm promoting my juices That's that's so when I see this girl, I'm like girl, I know you. I know you. I see you. I'm like one on one degree of thirst away from being you.

I see it. I understand it. I understand it. I see it. I understand it. I see it. I understand it. I see it.

I understand it. I see it. I understand it. I understand it. I understand it. I understand it. I understand it. I understand it. I understand it. I finally went away. Finally happened. It finally happened you guys. No, I just can't believe, you know, we talked about the live show that David Beckman waited

12 hours. Dress like a chimney sweeper. Yeah, a little hat, a little cane. No, I don't think it came. But he waited with everybody else. And I mean, there's so many who's this Sophia? Sophia Winklman, who is that have no clue and Sandra O and her realists He they all got to go

So they're good for them and then they're just the way page 6 is scrutinizing everyone's like body language We even have photo of a Princess Charlotte chuckling away. Really? Great grandmother just died in a little shit. No, just kidding. Oh, that's what they're saying.

They're like, look at her laughing. No, they didn't really say that, but I just thought it was funny that they did get a photo where she was like talking to her brother. The significance behind her brooch is detailed. Yes. Yes, so she's wearing a brooch.

And you know, this is a little girl cried. Oh, so she's wearing a brooch and, you know, this is a girl pride. Oh, that is Charlotte Cries. Oh, good for her, because she realized that they caught her laughing. They realize they caught her laughing in the limo. And so she was like, God damn it, I better start crying now. Well, what you don't see is George pinching her

underneath like just, underneath her cape. Just pinching her to be like bitch. Bitch cry. We have to look at certain ways. You didn't catch the photo op. Yeah, we were chuckling in the limo. Oh, that's so sad.

So she cried. And then King Charles got emotional as well. It was like a lot of religious songs. And then they said that little Prince Lewy was asking questions about the death. Because he's probably like, how many more days? Like, yeah. Can I go back to kindergarten?

Yes. A coffin finally reached where the funeral was. And it was like a lot of traditional religious songs and everything. Two guards have passed out. Yes. I thought I had a photo of the guards passing out. So I think there was the one with the... Oh, okay, that's fine.

So the guards passed out and I looked up about guards passing out and they actually are taught if they feel, you know, these are the guards that have, which honestly would be such a horrific job. I don't know if people do it kind of like the way oftentimes people enter our military like, do it for a few years, you get your college paid, you learn a skill

I don't know but I just was like oh my god be ever one of those people that have to stand there The wall to strap and it's not like under your like I love I don't love my profile So I love like for Halloween Christ when I was Christa she had an outfit like an old Victorian queen lady Like a slutty queen lady and a busier. And I love a little hat, because then I have a string, like a little string going on a monect and it like really gives me a great like jawline. Okay.

But they have the opposite. They have to wear at their chin. So even if they have a good jawline, it's like the worst look. Yeah. And then the black fluffy hair like covers their eyes. I don't know how they even see. And then when they're about to faint,

they've been taught that they have to, if they feel they're gonna faint they have to faint forward so oftentimes break their nose break their teeth because it's happened over the years why they fall forward that's what they're taught to because I guess it's less offensive than falling backwards who gives a shit you're passing out like that one guy had like a a saber remember like he could have easily just like impaled his neck. And it's, they're also supposed to keep holding their gun or whatever they hold.

And so someone fainted during that. You also, someone yelled out something during the, what was it? Andrew, you're a second man. It was like a Scottish accent. That was another moment. There was another way. Yeah. That was another moment. There was another way. It took a while.

Yeah, there was another thing where someone... Someone bum rushed her coffin. Yes. And got tackled immediately. Yeah. There was a lot going on. And then with Megan, Megan wore a beautiful Stella McCarthy black outfit. They got in trouble for holding hands afterwards.

They got disinvited from Queen Camilla and King Charles had a thing and then they said, oh no, you're not invited because technically you don't hold the titles. We're all inviting the title people. Now they're saying that King Charles is going to take away Harry and Andrew from being what's it called next in line like the the the what's that not the air but it's the the the hierarchy yeah okay so like take them out completely oh really yeah so right so then it'll just so it's like little George yeah so it's really good we could see little Prince George and his husband being leaking and what would they call the if the if the king is gay and has a husband yeah okay so I mean I think we could see that in the next 50 years I

read a book called red white and royal blue. Yeah, which is so good. They're making it into a movie And it's about like the Prince of England and he like falls in love with like the president of the United States's first son It's really cute. So I was like thinking that I was like, oh, I would love to see that. I did you see one It's so good And and then we just found out that Trudeau in Canada oh yes was seen drunkenly singing bohemian rap city before the queen's funeral and now do we know what's wrong with Hannah i mean yeah right but i mean i also think like you don't want to do me and rap city sober at a bar

but like it's just like when you go to like a three day wedding, it's like pretty fun and you're like doing stuff all day long. This is like, this was like a 10 day funeral. So. Yeah, everyone's shit face. They're exhausted. Yeah. No one's been working. Right. They're all just like waiting for this poor grand grand to just like go-go. Right. Right.

Oh, and then there was a letter that she wrote that's supposed to be opened in like 2085 or something. She time-camsled herself. Yes, to Australia. Something about Australia. And like, yes, something we don't know, but okay. What's gonna happen? Well, the conspiracy theory that we talked about during the live show was there is this guy who believes that he is the illegitimate son of Camilla and St son of Camilla and say of St. Charles Camilla and King Charles when King Charles was 17 and Camilla was 18 maybe he got her pregnant and then he's like for the first year in my

first year and half of my life I don't really know who was taking care of it me but that I was eventually adopted by someone who worked for the Queen very closely. So, and then he lived in Australia, the majority of his life. So, is he going to be like the King of Australia? So, what if in that letter, along with a lot of other things, she says, and, but she makes it long enough that he's dead and any of his errors would like never screw up anything but let me let me just release this info i probably not i'm just i'm doing the justice probably something about

australia positively but like no or what if she's just like sorry i made you guys a prison colony yeah sorry about that and then like but But also, there's this guy that. Queen Bindi or when will reign forever. God, I would love that. I would love like a queen. I feel like Steve Irwin was the king of Australia.

He passed away with a stingray. Queen Bindi or when. Right. And then also, I also predict that Charlotte will be the surrogate of King George. Yes, but maybe just carry it like just because that would be weird. Oh, wait, hold on. What?

No. King George and his husband, okay. We take this firm of the husband and then she and then it's her egg and she carries it but they raise it. But it's not royal then. It's not. It is. It's her. It's the world blood. She's world blood. But I mean, it has to be his term. All right, then, okay, then we just get. I mean, it's fine. It's brother and sister. It's game of thrones. It's incest. I guess we couldn't use her egg too, but then it would be like a double. Yeah. I guess we couldn't use her egg too, but then it would be like a double Yeah, so we use an egg from someone else and then they have the baby

I mean then she carries the baby as just like a nice girl I don't think she'll want to carry it. I think they'll have to get someone like want to be Trisha's daughters to carry I will not be itch with daughters Little bit. She's like I just want to go to school shut up little bit Okay, that was so close. Oh, yeah. Close Malone, have you seen this fall happen? I haven't seen it.

I sent you the video, did I not? Yeah, I haven't seen it. Okay, so the fall. Can we watch it? It's very weird. It's crazy. It's like there's like a hole in the stage that either maybe he came out of and then they didn't raise it up.

Oh, no. But he literally fell in the middle of a hole oh fuck oh god the from the other angle it's literally like he fell and it like probably hit his stomach and his back but there was a hole in it see what's the hole hole. Oh. And on his face and his head. So, you know. He's like he didn't break his leg. It was after the 12th song.

And then he didn't continue with the concert, did he? No, but at least they got 12 songs out of it. And everyone's like, I saw a, I saw a. He canceled the show after this? Yeah, I mean, he didn't go on after that. And Lady Gaga had to cancel the last night of her chromatic-a-ball in Miami. Right, because she, like, a hurricane.

Yeah, and now it's really bad in Puerto Rico. Oh, yeah. But so, and she was very upset about that. Because she was. What was her thing that she wrote? She was like, there's nothing that I want, there's nothing that I wanted more than to sing rain on me in an actual rain storm.

But this is more than I wanted to get. Yeah, but there was a lightning strike right behind me. So, second bitches. Um, obviously that's not her fault. No, it's not his fault. It's the last night of your tour. And post-mellon is like such a great guy. Like, he loves him to death. But anyway, I was watching a TikTok in this and all the reports are like we've never seen a performer fall this badly before.

And I hate to always bring it back to me, but it is my show. And I mean, come on. My fall was, I think it was worse than post-mellon. You did the reverse British soldier. Yes. You felt the way back. I say my face. Straight back. There was no bending of the knees, nothing. It was full.

God, that seems like yesterday. And I wish my fall would have happened later in the show. Yeah, you know, not like two minutes in. Yeah, but at least then the people got their money back or I came back. No one got just overly screwed, but I still felt really bad. Still it's an evening out.

But anyway, I mean, let's remember who did it first. You did. It's fine, steal my bits, I don't care anymore. This girl, this was the greatest clip from Fashion Police. I mean, Fashion Police Fashion Week. Just Cheyfell. She had like skinnier ankles in me. I think she was wearing these tie boots

and she felt several times TMZ caught it. And she couldn't get up. No, she got up, walked again, and then fell again. And that point. And then I think it's also really sad when people just start clapping. Like you could do it girl. It's like, you're just walking.

It's just embarrassing. It's just embarrassing. Also don't buy these shoes, but also I love a good like clip of model model fails. It's the best. It's just like they just look like baby deer just newly born. Right. Yeah. Like a cult. A cult. Yeah. They can't do it. At that point, there's one model who at one point she keeps falling and just takes his shoes off and just does it. I'm like, there, there you go. At that point, yeah, I agree. This was amazing. This was today's show caught this.

And a husband post, hilarious wanted to add, looking for gay man to party with wife, so I can get some rest. I have the ad here. Looking for gay man to take my wife out to party. Chelsea, I guess, means a theory. My wife is great, but she always wants to go out, especially to Brooklyn electronic music events. Unfortunately, I'm unable means a theory. My wife is great, but she always wants to go out, especially to Brooklyn electronic music events.

Unfortunately, I'm unable to keep up with her. I'm not disabled or anything. I just need someone who can chap her owner to these events as a friend so I can get some rest. Ideally, you're into this type of music. You like to party and you are probably in your late 20s to 30s, she's 30. This would be paid by the hour, $30 an hour,

plus any cover or expenses of admission, price of admission as well, most likely on a Friday or Saturday. If you're interested, please respond with a brief description about yourself, thanks. I love this so much, but I don't think this key, this guy is the original writer of the ad. I believe it's Matthew Broderick.

Okay. And Andy Cohen answered the ad about 25 years ago and inherited Sir Jessica Parker because every time I'd see Sir Jessica Parker and Andy Cohen together in the last 50 years, I'm like, this is so great for Matthew Broderick because he didn't wanna go to the Met Ball anyway. Like, I think this is so genius guys.

Now, I don't. Okay, let's see a fault in this. Okay, what is it? I think you need to extend it by a day Mm-hmm because you know what's on Sunday? What brunch? Oh, so you're saying that you can't just say Friday or Saturday only no you need to do a Sunday But yes, this also needs to be an app. I think this is like great. Yes, we talked about the Southern play like we can do this we I an app. I think this is like, yes, we talked about the Southern play. Like, we can do this. We, um, I have no technology experience or anything, but I know what this app could entail. Because there's a lot of women who are just like,

it's probably, it's probably already, and we're getting them right in a way. Someone like that works at Bumble or something is going to do it. They need to be like, actually, I know the owner of Bumble on them, I'm going to give her my gear. Well, yeah, it's like, it's kind of like Tinder. You can swipe who you want to hang out with

and who's available. You can do a filter. What's the age, what nationality, what part of town? Because there's different kinds of women and there's different kinds of gay guys. Yes. And sometimes you, you know, you want your basic gay, everyone thinks they want their basic gay,

which is just like, girlfriend, and wants to shop with you. There's so many other great gay guys that you can involve in your life that can improve your life as a woman. Like what, like what? Candy gay. A handy gay.

There's so many, a technical gay. A tech gay, yeah. A gay that like, know about cars. Mm-hmm. That goes in, that can be all with the technical and the I'm just saying like it's still a guy. A one who just wants to listen. Even if the gay guy doesn't want to fuck you,

he still has all the positive traits that genetically come with men and a male brain that that we just don't get as women. Mm-hmm. So take the sexuality out of it. You just want a guy in your life. And then that guy doesn't want to fuck you, but wants to watch all the same shows as you. Yeah, you can have a Netflix and Chill gay.

Yeah. You can have a hot mess gay for that woman who just wants to go out and throw up in a bush. Along with being a gay that knows what looks good and bad on you, not only is he that person that could come and clean out your closet, he also is like, let me get a drill. A shopper gay. I'm tall enough to help you with the highest shelf.

You get a tall gay if you want a tall one. You're looking at me. I know. I want to be more than just a tall gay. Honestly, Justin, you are kind of the perfect because you have that ability to like, lift things and pick up things and all that but then you also know fashion You also like all the same foods that I like yeah You like to drink what you like to dance and

Yeah, so it's pretty good. That's you know what? That's called the all-package gay you know what I also want to say about the whole having a gay best friend Which a lot of people don't realize is You get this guy and you you maybe he's your coworker Maybe you just met him. Maybe he's your neighbor. You're absolutely just hitting him off you love him Just like a straight guy that could be a player and make all the different women that he's seeing feel like they're the only ones Gay guys do that with their with their girlfriends. How do you know? Oh? I've seen it happen. Oh, really? Yeah. Well, I think I'm it.

I think we have a special thing. And then I see them with other women in their lives. What are you doing over there? Having just as good a chemistry, laughing just as hard. And I'm like, oh my god, it wasn't me. It wasn't this amazing connection. So if you go on the same thing with an app, you know what though?

Women are just as bad. You know why? Why? Because you think your friends, you think you're the gay guy. Yeah. And then your friends with the straight girl. And then the straight girl's just like, my gay bestie, my gay bestie, my gay bestie.

And you're like, wait, I thought I was the gay bestie. So you had that happen. Oh yeah, for sure. Okay. All of a sudden it's like, my gay bestie, and I'm like, really bitch? Well, it's the same thing like what I interviewed the porn star that used to be on Boy Meets World.

Oh right. She, her husband allows her, not allows. Her husband is completely fine with her being important started having sex with other men. He's in the room watching whatever that's fine. And she can have girlfriends too. So for him, he is monogamous to her,

but she does not have to be monogamous to him. Because that's work. Work, but also she has like girlfriends on the side. Oh, why don't you think her room would like that, Cliff? So that's okay. If you have a relationship like that with your gay, where you're like, listen. But also as a woman, especially if you were the sugar mama of the relationship. Of the gay girl.

So now let's take to another level. There's definitely, there's like, hey, no commitment. You can have other gay girlfriend. I mean, you can have other girlfriends. I can have other gay male friends besties. But we met on this app, you could explore others, we don't have to make a commitment, we don't have to be a non-amiss because we're not an excruing. But, but you could also say, honestly, it does hurt my feelings to see you out with other other girlfriends that are more stylish than I am or vice versa.

So I'm not no longer comfortable playing the field. You could have that uncomfortable conversation with your gay bestie as you would with like a straight guy. But then also it can be if I'm the sugar mama of the gay. You're the dead mother. And I'm the rich bitch that's bringing the gay on the jet and on the trip and You're to come in my room help me We we get together and we go on Instagram and we laugh about people we hate

Together I'm just not not that we're that. I'm just saying I'm a student. There's people like that And then you're like come in my bed and watch a movie with me and you're sort of my back-and-call because I'm kind of paying you. Yeah. Then if that's a situation, then I can also say, I am not comfortable with you then going and hanging out with a housewife, a lala can, other fabulous, straight females, your mind. Yeah. So if I'm paying for the trips that I'm giving you an allowance to be at my back and call, to be my plus one,

to go to brunch with me, then you have an agreement just like you would with a sugar baby. Yeah, it's kind of like a straight. I mean, this is like such a good business right now. It's a straight woman's gay escort service. Exactly. We're not acting like you're straight. We're not acting like we're fucking.

We know. But the humiliation all get. Yeah. When I'm like, oh my God, Heather and her and her guy Justin, they are just so fabulous. And then I, but you have a pay six and I see you cackling with Whitney Cummings. Then we're fucking done. No, because you remember. If I'm paying, if I'm paying you, or if we have an arrangement, going to be a kid. I'm not going to be a kid. I'm not going to be a kid. I'm not going to be a kid. I'm not going to be a kid. I'm not going to be a kid. I'm not going to be a kid. I'm not going to be a kid.

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had a boyfriend and the four of them did really nice grandma gay stuff together. I love grandma gay stuff. Oh my god. They have theater passes. Yes. New restaurants. They live in San Diego so like a panda had a baby. All that kind of stuff.

They do together. The boys would help them out with moving things. Anyway, the boys broke up. Yeah. So obviously, the grandma had to keep the one gay that's her biological gay grandson. King George. Yes, but my mother-in-law who didn't have any gay grandson's at present, she inherited that one.

Got it. And they're very close and he helps her with anything apple related, anything like that. It comes over. And- The service case. Yes. I think it's fine.

That's where we're at. Great brand service. Great brand service case. But also we were thinking that sometimes, you know, we ask her about him and then she'd like, oh, I don't like the guy. He's dating and we're like, are you cock-blocking him because you want to keep him at your disposal? The grandmother.

The grandmother, I have feelings. He wasn't encouraging him to fall in love again. Right. Being a little selfish. And it's like, you don't want to be. Just like a girlfriend that's like, right. Well, he's a dick.

Get rid of him. Because you want your single girlfriend. You have to also encourage that, like, but if it's an arrangement, like a sugar baby, what would we call it? Sugar, sugar mama, and then you're a, if you're a sugar baby, then you're a sugar baby. Like sugar, gay, baby.

You're a sugar, gay, baby, to a sugar mama. Yeah, a sugar, gay, baby. Yeah. But also, can the sugar momma sugar momma can't have other gays. It's like, you know, it's my flavor of the week. Like she, because she can afford it. Right. She's that bitch. She's like, you know what, I'm going to go hang out with David with a wide. But then it can be that I can have other gaze if I'm so rich, but you Is sort of on the clock when you want it. Yeah, I'm on the clock when you want it. Yeah And having you can't even be having lunch with Lala with another like high profile fab straight female. Okay. Yeah

Okay, well, this is good to know. I think this is gonna be a huge business. Uh-huh. And props to this guy, props to us. I'm gonna call my person at Bumble right now. I think it's a great idea. Okay. And clearly, there's a market. There's a market for it. It's a win, win. And because I feel like there's that dude in Oklahoma.

Right. And that's the thing with my standup too. I get a lot of people who come see me like partners and husbands and wives. And they're like, you know what? I like you, man. I don't agree with your lifestyle, but I like you. You know why?

Because my wife laughs at you. And my wife is happy. I'm happy. So the wife sees me perform. She gets horny, wants to go have sex with her husband and then the husband's like, yes. It's a win-win for everybody. I also feel like, you know, people on, you know, the coast, East coast or San Francisco,

people where Cosby Paulton cities, we take for granted how much gay resources we have. We have a plethora of gays. And we take for granted that there's parts of the country where there are straight women that don't have access to fabulous gay friends. And for five cents a day. Yes. Spend all your time. It's time that the states come together. Yeah. And share our resources more. Yeah, tap into that. Yes, absolutely. We are one country under God.

Quick try it. We don't know. Quit trying to pray the gay away. We need to slay the gay. Let's do it. Absolutely, and come together. God, it is so stupid. It's a fraud to this guy.

This just broke today. Who is this? This is Juicy. Who is the Sumner? Her name is Summer Straw. STROH. Her name is Summer with an N. Sumner. Sumner. Sumner. Okay. Sumner. And she's very pretty girl. She's an Instagram mall. She's got 300,000 on TikTok. She's gorgeous. Yeah. Coming this week. And she came out today or recently and just said that she has been that she

dated Adam Levine for a year. He's currently still married to his Victoria's Secret wife and he was married when they were seeing each other. She goes on further with the... She just came out on TikTok and said that? Yep. Good for her. Wait, wait some her and so then she goes She said that he wrote her and He said okay serious question. I'm having another baby and if it's a boy I really want to name it somener you okay with that dead serious and

Then what did she write daddy family? I don't know what that was about. Anyway, so she shares this, this. Now I don't know what, it says June 1, but I don't know what year that was. Well, when was the kid born? Can you look that up when some, oh, but he... When Adam Levine's son was born.

And we didn't have a son, he had a girl. Oh, so even though She's a girl he didn't choose that name. He just wanted it for a boy. And what's up with her friends names? Ocella Bailyn Sumner so wait, so this just broke yeah, so Adam I mean, I just brought to my attention today. Maybe it was out a while ago, but it was just for your own He has a four year ago. So this was years ago, that when he was pregnant. Yeah, so when he was pregnant.

So it's been years. Of course, like every other girl that looks back on a relationship, she's saying I was manipulated, I was groomed, I was, you know, how old was she? She's young looking. I don't think she ever said she was under legal age or anything, but hey, you know what?

So, we're predicting? The thing is, when you're dating someone, whether it's, you know, Army Hammer or Adam Levine, it's pretty easy, you know, you didn't meet some guy that's like, oh, I sell concrete in the Vegas lobby and tells you he's divorced. You pretty much can tell in a second if he's married, how long he's been married. Now he can tell you we're separated, we have an arrangement, whatever. But just know that if you Google it

and he says he's married, and no papers have been filed and TMZ has not reported on a filing of a divorce, you are engaging in a relationship with someone who is not single. And I'm'm so pretty. So just feel free. Do that.

That's just weird to me. Like, hey, girlfriend, I'm sleeping with. I'm having a baby with my wife. It's very weird. And I would like to name it the same name as you if it's a boy. Like, that's weird. It's really weird. It's really gross.

It's gross. What's happened with people? Do you remember the horrible, horrible story of the guy in Denver who killed his pregnant wife and his two little daughters and put the daughters in the oil thing? And he then he had a whole nother girlfriend that worked at the place with him and her name was Nikola or Nikola or something and the boy that the at the place with him. And her name was Nicola or Nicole or something. And the boy that the mom was pregnant with, they were going to name him Nicholas. So it isn't unheard of sometimes that someone who has a side check or whatever somehow or

will take their girlfriend's name and make it the middle name and the girl has no idea it's like it's not a weird it's not that weird of a thing and um but look at it this way not to like be morbid or gross whatever but it's like so that guy did that to his kids and his wife i mean adam Levine could i mean i don't know about that i'm saying have a song called Harder to Breathe. I'm saying I'm sure she's not the only girl that he's she didn't work.

And even though he's married to a Victoria secret model, we all know it has nothing to do with how gorgeous or how sweet or how smart you are. A guy who cheats is a guy who cheats and however him reaching out to her tells me he's just fishing but he's fishing he's seeing like then she you know i should like respond and they start talking again start sending news and maybe hook up when he's in town in two weeks but here's the so that's what that is i don't really think he ever really thought to name his child that but it was like

oh my god i'm thinking about you he's just a way to put for him to like see if this girl wants to see him again. Right. But also Sumner, if you're listening, if you have the nudes, release them. Release the nudes. Release the nudes. We knew this was going to happen because I mean, look at Adam Levine's tattoos. It's like a lion head. He has California written across the lower belly.

You're like, what are you doing? Right. She made fun of them too. She goes, basically, now you guys know, it's, he's everywhere. It's basically, he's music is basically elevator music now. So she's kind of giving him a dip. Good for her. OK, lots going on with Beverly Hills.

I love her. I just want to say she, Lisa Rennah, just posted Sunday Truths. I'm like the LeBron James of Housewives at this point. She writes, you can't afford to lose me. Why did she tag Michael Rappaport in this? Because Michael Rappaport says that about her, I think. Oh. So is that her new tagline for the new season? I don't know, but she's definitely not going to BravoCon. She's not listed in the itinerary and also she's shared with Teddy Melling Camp that she is going to, she'll be in Paris with Amelia probably doing some modeling or whatever. And even if that isn't true, I think it's really smart that if she has decided, fuck this,

I don't want to go to Bravo Con for the little bit of money that they pay me. I'm so mad whether I stand on the show or not i think it was really smart that with what her daughter does even if there was a reason to go to paris you could like book paris and like i'm sorry i'm sorry to be some appearance or can be something no one's gonna follow but like and i'm being a really good mom i'm going with my i'm spending time with my twenty-year-old daughter in paris i'm i'm being a mom first i don't want i'm not doing bravo

con. Too bad. This was already scheduled before. This is completely smart. Totally smart. Because you know how hard a con is. I found this out because drag con is so hard on the drag queens from drag race because they have to they get a booth. They have to pay for the booth. Obviously they get the spot. And then they have to charge money for people to come take pictures with them because they're not, or they have to sell merch. So they either go do a panel and lose that money they could be making, taking pictures with people or selling merch.

So and they're on their feet all day for like three days and they're not getting sleep whatever. So and they're on their feet all day for like three days and they're not getting sleep whatever So if Lisa wants to do this right for bravo con don't go But sell your merch at bravo con and hire somebody to be like oh you what didn't you have like a beauty line or something? Yeah, Lisa Vrina lip which I have talked to him out how much I fucking love the best lip liner I sell the merch. Lisa, I will work your Rina Booth beauty booth because I actually love her lip stuff. There you go. Right now, I love.

You have a show next store. So like in between, you can go there. But I'll sell. I'll do it for a song and a few lip liners. If I was Kathy Hilton, I wouldn't even show up. You know what I do? I do a her tequila booth. I I was Kathy Yiltson, I wouldn't even show up. You know what I do? I do a her- I don't.

I actually don't know if Kathy's doing it. I know that there's a panel for each city, but then a lot of other people are doing all these extra panels. Yeah. And I don't think they get, I don't know for sure, but they don't get paid for it. So they agree to it because they think it'll be fun, or be they want to be the good student,

you know, the good employee. But you're right, she doesn't have to do it, and she's gotten so much shit for what's going on and one thing I will say about this whole thing in At Beverly Hills is the biggest thing is that she's released these texts that after they left this Caribou club in Aspen right where the cameras and no producer was with them she just she and Kathy were in a sprinter van going back to the house and then she I think she's right wrote Erica said oh my god I'm back in the place it's

terrifying she's screamed at I've never seen anything like it and then she also shared and they showed a little bit of that text on the show, but then Lisa Rennie showed all the text. And later in the text, she shares a text from Kathy to Lisa saying, let's not talk about it. Silence is golden. There's more to this, but it would just make it worse if we talk about it anymore, right? You know, all that.

And I want to say to that, what's kind of shit about this whole thing? She started to reveal all this stuff right after in January, saying we got cease and desist and rumors were flying and it was all because Kathy, you know, freaked out and used a bad word because the story I heard is that the DJ wasn't playing her Michael Jackson requests and then she referred to him as that a file no uh... no as as the homophobic slower so and i don't know if you know the dj oh she called it she said it to him or like referred to him is that in a

rant or whatever uh... was never caught in camera but you know gillisa rinna was very disgusted with it. But I want to say, you have a right to be really disgusted with her behavior and all that. And I understand it's a show and she's probably pissed that Kathy gets so much... got money, also got to miss the first half of the season because she was negotiating her pay, claiming it was the Paris wedding that she was busy with. But I think it says a lot, not good,

about Lisa Rennah, that someone could write you and say, please don't say anything about this. Silence is golden. Like, there isn't a text that's like, hey, I fucking lost my mind and I was horrible. Can we just take this to the grave? Maybe there was, and maybe we're only seeing her being like, silence is golden.

But it's kind of sad that now now I hope all the housewives know you can't trust Lisa Rena like if you protects your friend and say can we keep this between us promise me you won't say anything and then you didn't but like she was talking from January on let me know about this so'm like, it's her tagline. Her tagline was, I'm gonna stir it up, whatever. She's like, I can't believe I'm gonna say it. Yeah, I can't keep these lips shut.

Like, she literally tells you in her tagline. So, I mean, I guess people should just know that. From the sauce, from Garcell sauce. Yes. To, to, I mean. You just have to know that you can have fun with Lisa Rinna if you need something shows going to lend you a handbag chill but bring you some sauce yeah

but like anything that you want to keep secret matter what she's just not the one on the other hand i think kyle takes things to the grave i think there's other house we need to read does i think to read could yeah i think there's certain people ways. Do you need to read? I think to read does, sorry. I think to read could. Yeah. I think there's certain people that could when requested, like, okay, or I'll keep it for 10 years and once it's out in a book, then I can talk about it. But like, I'm gonna, I just don't, so I'm like, I don't think it looks, I don't think

anyone's talking about that. Like, oh, that's a shame that like, the next morning you couldn't text your friend, your coworker, and be like, can we just forget that last night ever happen and trust that they'd be like yes girl i got you we've all been there no now i want to keep you shows involved no leases like now and for a six yeah not when all that's about so it's it's gonna be juicy uh... what happened spent seventy million on ocean front estate

just north of where conier's house is Malibu. I saw the photo. And I want to say I agree with this financial purchase. This is what you do when you have a lot of money and your California girl, it's the ultimate dream. Everyone always wanted a Barbie dream house. Remember when you'd play that thing like it it was, what, it's like, it's all the fortune-teller thing. The fortune-teller thing. Yeah. You'd be like, do you want a house by lake,

house by in Nalibu, where do you live? Oh, you're talking about mash. Mash, mash. But this is the fortune one, which was great. It was like color, green, gr, e, e, e. Oh, I think it also did it with the four houses. No, mash was the four houses. Mansion apartment shack house.

And then where do you want to live? And then mal, yes, yes, yes. So I like, and it's a house that's already built, it's a beautiful setting. So sustainability-wise, she's not hurting anyone by purchasing this house. It's a cheap 70-billion. She has the money.

She'll pay her property taxes. So I want to say, that's what you do when you're close to being a billionaire. You get a beautiful piece of property that everyone would want. So good for her and invite me over. Not you would. This is crazy. This just broke. This is some of the items that are being sold by Thomas by Tom and Erica Girardi estate. It's a court ordered sale. It just came out at 12 o'clock today. I went through it.

None of it is great, okay? None of it's great. None of it is good. The most expensive item I saw was a piano. So basically, anything good, Erica took out of the house when she went to her little dollhouse. And she couldn't carry that.

This is their yard sale. Yes, they couldn't carry the piano, but everything else is like, maybe the highest bid is like $1,100 for stuff. So there's wine. This is some of my favorites that I did. Oh. Some of his awards, Tom Gerardi was awarded 2017

Consumer Attorney of the Year Award, Hall of Fame, Thomas Gerardi from 2008. two thousand and seventeen consumer attorney of the year award all all of fame tomas deraille from two thousand and eight uh... all these law words you can get those who wants this i mean i bought the coat rack from the i think correct still though i mean i want to somebody else's on the line uh... not shocked that she didn't want the furniture is so far that's a bit is This is a pair of silk.

Damn, ask arm chairs. This looks like the chair that like Lizzy Borden's dad was axed in the head too. It's so like late 80s, early 90s hideous. It's like Victorian haunted Airbnb. Starting bid for 50 and there's zero bids. Then I don't know why she didn't want a pair of bronze figure floor lamps. Floor lamps? Yeah.

So it lights up from the ground. And it, yeah. That's terrifying. And it casts those children's shadows? It's just horrific. No. Then I don't know if you knew this, but she had a room that was her own religious temple inside of the house.

So she's selling, I think this is from a lot of that. It's a lot of like, like 19th century little, like religious stuff. Okay. Oh wow. Here's a poster of a bunch of famous lawyers. I think this one is Tom right here. I'm not even sure. Which one? This one right here with the red hair. I don't know which one even looks like Tom. They all look like it. It's five attorneys in Superman costumes costumes like a cartoon. No, like who the fuck would want that? Then I thought, oh, this outdoor furniture looks nice. No. Stained.

Look how stained it is. Stained. I mean, there's no way that the iron frame of these lounge chairs is worth $1,100 when you have to get all new mats and stuff. Yeah, just go to Wayfair and call it a day. All right, let's end it there. Wait, what happened? Oh, the bling ring, it dog was out.

Bling ring dog is out on Netflix. Do they already have one? Do they already have one? I feel like I want to say something to Netflix and everybody else that's making documentaries. We've seen it. We know it. It doesn't have to be five episodes. On the other hand, I guess maybe a 20-year-old might find this juicy.

I don't know. I feel it's dragged out. I mean, we've talked about it. There's been a scripting movie about it. There's been books about it. Alexis Niers has been on my show. She has her own podcast. She's been on 12 other podcasts. We know the story of the bling ring.

Yeah, it's all news. Early social media time. It was easy to follow Parris. She'd be like, I'm going to a event. She'd tweet about it. They'd go to her house and they'd steal her shit. But here's the thing. If you want to watch the real bling ring,

watch that reality show they had. Do you know the one I'm talking about with like the mom and her she's like you put in Beijing that I was wearing a little bit tons and I wasn't wearing a little bit tons I was worried comfortable flat and the mom's like they were little baby brown kitten heels they weren't valentino oh my god no that show was so bad. Oh, yeah. Pretty, what was it called? Pretty wild.

Pretty wild. Pretty wild and on E. On E and what happened was a comedian, okay, I think of his name, who was on our show, was in a movie and Alexa's center sister, who wasn't like a real sister, like a sister that was like the mom adopted

or something or lived there. They were extra on a movie set. And he talked to them during the lunches and they were like, yeah, we don't go to school and our mom teaches us, homeschools us via the secret method. Oh, okay, I'm very... And her, he's like, this is the show.

So he brings it to Chelsea and Tom and Brad from Chelsea lately and they're like e takes it and they're like this is gonna be our new Kardashians like mom is pretty oh right yeah, I remember that there was a third sister So there was a three girls two biological one that was like kind of adopted in their family and they're all beautiful and aspiring actresses and they're so in the mom's so kooky so they start filming it and then this this story comes out that she's been like with these people robbing these so then the whole show takes a dark turn they're doing black tar heroin while they're filming in in uh Cabo yeah and yeah I mean that's so that's that's the whole thing. And so like, and then she gets better.

And then, oh, then Alexa's time goes on to get married. And then she says, I'm gonna have, I have an open marriage with my husband. And it's all good. We've two little kids. And now she's full lesbian with a girl. Work. Yeah. Why watch the bling ring Hollywood highs when you can just

listen to me. Listen to me. You're happy. You're done. I thank you for hours No, I'm it might be funny if you don't know the story it might be fun I'm just like I wish people would just do documentaries of stories. I don't know yet. Yeah, give me something new Yeah, please music why are we sampling everybody's other songs? Somebody pick up an instrument pick up. Yeah, try. Yeah, that's for bad Justin yes, you've got just saying yes, where everyone can listen my podcast And somebody pick up an instrument. Pick up. Yeah, try. Yeah. Not for bad. Uh, Justin. Yes. You've got Justin.

Yes. Where everyone can listen. My podcast. Yes. What do you have any other shows coming up that you can just rely that? I do. I will be at the Juicy Scoop Live Show in Vegas. Right. And Texas. Oh, my goodness.

And Texas in November. I also have a show coming out on Hulu, October 1st. What is that? That I wrote just in time for Halloween. I also have a show coming out on Hulu October 1st. What is that? That I wrote just in time for Halloween. The show's called Hulu Ween Drags Drive, Aganza. I wrote it with Jackie Beat and who also stars in it and Trace Slovakin.

And yeah, it's a Halloween spooky time variety show with some of your favorite queens from RuPaul's Drag Race. Yes, and you might see a hot cameo. I have several cameos in it. Yes. So, comes out on Hulu, October 1st. So please tell everyone. Yes, everybody, that's could be really fun also, like fun viewing with people too. Oh, way fun.

You're like, have a go on while you're having a Halloween party and stuff. It's cute. Thank you, Justin. Thank you. It's cute. It's cute. Thank you Justin. Thank you.