Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - And Just Like That, Ryan Seacrest with Brandy and Julie

Episode Date: June 29, 2023

Ryan Seacrest got Wheel of Fortune...and I know why. “And Just Like That” recap includes some of my predictions for the show that have come to fruition. Megan and Harry's show ideas were duds. Kev...in Costner’s divorce reveals just how much it costs to be his wife and kids. Then Brandy, Julie, and I discuss how Demi Lovato is exhausted and wants you to revert back to calling them “she”. Liz Hurley’s son loves directing his mother’s sex scenes. Shark attacks are on the rise. The crickets are taking over Nevada. Are UFOs to blame? We share our alien theories and some insane documentaries on the subject. Vote For Juicy Scoop: realitytelevisionawards.com/vote Get extra juice on Patreon: patreon.com/juicyscoop Subscribe on Youtube: youtube.com/@JuicyScoop Follow me on Instagram: instagram.com/heathermcdonald Follow me on TikTok: tiktok.com/@heathermcdonald Follow me on Twitter: twitter.com/HeatherMcDonald Find Julie and Brandy: julieandbrandy.com Follow Julie: instagram.com/mrjuliegoldman Follow Brandy: instagram.com/thebrandyhoward Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hello and welcome to juicy scoop. I am on location. I'm at my beautiful friend, Asia's lovely home in Cabo. And yes, you can see this is a fabulous pink room. Just like the barbecue movie in if you're watching it on YouTube of course again had a great shows in San Diego next up is going to be Napa in July Saturday Napa in July make sure you come to see I am so enjoying my new standup material It's very topical just like juicy scoop and I'm loving it. And then of course, I will be at Irvine improv, which I always love performing the Irvine improv. August 4th, 5th and 6th, 6th being live juicy scoop. 4th and 5th being standup. So completely different shows. Justin Martin Dale is joining me for the stand up. So please get your tickets at Heather McDonald.net. Okay, let's get into it.
Starting point is 00:01:07 Following up on some topics from the previous shows, Ryan Seacrest has announced he will be the new host of Wheel of Fortune. I also wanna apologize to my friend Fortune Feumster. I cannot believe that when Chris and I talked about who should host Wheel of Fortune that we did not think about fortune. Also because once fortune joined our show because she came a little bit after Chris and I on the show Chelsea lately. sketch idea of where he wanted for you to come out and call wheel of fortune and put like a fortune thing around her face. We might have even done it. Anyway, they did go with Ryan Seacrest and I think that was the right choice and I'll tell you why. He's 48 years old and but you know obviously very young and youthful and 48's not what it used to be.
Starting point is 00:02:02 This is the kind of show they want to hire someone that's going to do it for the next 30 years. And Ryan is a healthy guy, a god willing. He could probably do it till he's 80, you know? And the audience is a little bit of an older audience. So I think it's good they went with someone in their late 40s. Ryan C. Crest in all of years of doing American Idol in all the years of
Starting point is 00:02:26 social media and, you know, his relationships and all of that he's still not married. There has never been a scandal. He has never said something that someone said I was offended by it. He's never done an interview that went viral and was bad. He is a very safe choice. Besides that, he's a super hard worker. He's one of those people that, early on his career, he never turned out any job.
Starting point is 00:02:50 He kind of modeled his career after Merb Griffin and worked with Merb Griffin. And was like, I am never going to, you know, always work to matter how hard it is, no matter how early I have to get up. He absolutely is not a flake. And I think more and more, thank God, hopefully, for me, who is recording, you know, as I'm having vacation, summer vacation with my kids. Hopefully people that really work hard and
Starting point is 00:03:16 deliver will be the people that are rewarded more and more, especially in Hollywood. And I definitely think he's one of them. Now the question is, is that why he did a mutual goodbye? Is what we were told or was it his choice to leave Kelly Rippa? I don't know. I would think that something this big, he probably knew he either had or was in the running because he is such an obvious, perfect choice when you think about it. Some of the other people we talked about that were running on it like Wippy Goldberg, I thought Chris and I both said in that show, we thought she'd be a good choice.
Starting point is 00:03:53 However, she is older and she's really crotchety and she admits to being like lazy. She's admitted to saying on the view, I'm just picking up a paycheck some days, like I don't care, I'm gonna make on the view, I'm just picking up a paycheck some days. Like, I don't care. I'm gonna make all the money. I commit. That's not the enthusiasm you want for the show. Now, Vanna White is 66 years old. She's the girl, the woman who turns the letters. And a story came out about her in which she's been doing it for many, many years. But for the last 18 years, she's made
Starting point is 00:04:25 3 million a year. However, she's never had a raise in 18 years. It's been 3 million every year. But now she's negotiating a contract and she, you know, according to page 6 or whoever got a really good lawyer, really just now you're thinking of that. Now, 3 million is a lot of money. And what also is great about doing these type of shows, these game shows, family feud, whatever, they do, they film several in a day. So it makes it, you know, economically really great because you have the crew for for eight hours, but you're getting three or four episodes out of the show. And then I'll actually have the crew for like more than like more like 10 or 12 I think is the Union standard. And then for the host, they like it because they they're not going
Starting point is 00:05:10 it out. They're not going it out. And so even though this show is on every night, they're not working you know 52 weeks a year or even 30 weeks a year. Normally they can like get it all done in like five or six weeks or something short like that. So another reason why you want a professional host, which let me tell you something. Hosting is hard. Reading a teleprompter, hearing something in your ear, keeping it moving, not flubbing, being really focused is a hard job to do. And there's only a few people that are really, really good at it. And Ryan is one of them. And I think this will be a much more pleasurable job than,
Starting point is 00:05:51 and a much easier job than what he had with Kelly. Because with Kelly, he did have to repair. He did have to like laugh at her jokes or be interested about her having sex with her husband or what her kids said to her when she got home from college or he ought to be up on some pop culture things. This way he just comes, boom, does it. Now, he also said, uh, Vanna is working on her contract and she's got one year left on her contract. So providing she decides not to leave.
Starting point is 00:06:20 Again, she has a wonderful life. She's worked very hard. But do you want to give up something that fun and easy and relevant like that, you know, job? So I think she'll do the last year. I don't think the contract will be renewed. This is just my prediction. And I don't think they should just get rid of the person that turns the letters. Because I think people are used to that that watch the show and I think it's fun.
Starting point is 00:06:47 I think what might be kind of fun for if Vanna leaves is to have celebrities like once a week different celebrities or different shows they maybe do a whole week, Hi Ryan, and I'm turning the letters. I'm making a couple jokes. Who's it gonna be this week? And I think that could be kind of a fun idea, maybe for the first year, and then get like a permanent host. It could be Dylan Mulvaney. I don't know, you know, I don't know if there, a lot of people are surprised that they did, you know, go with a white, straight male in this day and age. But I think it's not about that. And I think it's
Starting point is 00:07:26 people are going back to just choosing who is the most perfect choice for the job. And I believe that is Ryan Seacrest. So there you go with that. Now, a lot of people, I promised you that I would review and just like that second season two episodes out of and just like that and I think the third show is out tonight. This is on max short for HBO max and I did talk about it on a Patreon episode, but I am going to go through it. Now, I'm going to say some shocking things because a lot of people like I cannot wait to hear Heather's opinion and the Chai Diaz and her horrible stand-up and Miranda was like, you know, had a scene with a strap-out. I'm gonna get into all of that. I'm gonna tell you what I didn't like about the show and then I want to tell you what I liked about it. So let's get into it. Now coming up in the season, which is deciding is we're gonna see the return of Aden, Kerry's old boyfriend and fiance, and there's this call with Samantha Jones,
Starting point is 00:08:28 which coincidentally, she's got a show on Netflix that also aired last week the same day. And I have not seen it. I think it's about fashion or something. I have not heard great things about it, but I have not watched it. So they have these new friends. They got three new friends to replace one Samantha Jones.
Starting point is 00:08:48 Hey, I like three sums didn't know I was three people. Yeah, and none of them are funny really and nothing great. So I'm gonna, the worst one is this woman who is a professor. I'm not criticizing the actress, her acting is good. The storyline makes no sense. We don't care. So she was Miranda's professor.
Starting point is 00:09:10 And even though Miranda has gone to LA to chase her non-binary, stand-up comic, pilot filming, Ché Diaz, they're talking on the phone on the time, which makes absolutely no sense because they have nothing in common. And she, the professor, which makes absolutely no sense because they have nothing in common. And she, the professor thinks that her husband, who is a musician, is cheating on her, and she has only her scenes by herself on the phone.
Starting point is 00:09:34 It makes no sense. I don't know what they were going to do with this woman, but I would, I would get rid of that. It's too many people, too many storylines, and it's not interesting. I literally was skipping through it. The next uninteresting person, I'm sorry, I know people like her, it's the the realtor. She's boning some guy. He has a wife still. She's not Samantha Jones. She's a good actress, but she's not funny. There's nothing funny about her. I don't care. There was a line where she is with Carrie and Carrie goes, you know, it's like every year in my 20s, I kept thinking I wanted to stay the summer in the Hamptons, but I didn't. And she's like, what stopped you? Bethany Franco will of course, Bethany loved that. And you know, did Andy Cohen know about it? Because he and Carrie are best friends. No, I think it was just probably they did the scene a bunch of times. They threw that in and that's the one they chose, knowing that it would get some people buzzing, which it did. And of course, you know, Bethany loved it. Okay.
Starting point is 00:10:35 Um, now the next person is Nicole Parker is the actress and she's a documentarian and her husband is madly in love with her and they're super rich and her problem is that he always wants to have sex with her and he also always wants to give her money and that's annoying. What? Okay, and then she's got a mean rich mother-in-law. Really not interesting except that she's pretty look at and she does have great clothes. Then we have Charlotte. This is, I'm doing an order of least interesting to interesting. Then we have Charlotte and her daughter Lily who is the daughter that she adopted who is like perfect now. She doesn't want to do classical piano anymore. She wants to do a Billy Eilish type of thing. Really boring. The other girl, Rocky is just, we don't know what she's doing. If she is identifying as a boy or just like a gay teenager, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:11:35 So that's that again, too many kids don't care. And oh, thank God we have Mario Cantone in it. Please, I hope he has more scenes. He's funny. Now we have, Cantone in it. Please, I help you, he has more scenes, he's funny. Now we have, I cannot believe I'm saying this, but I watch the show with my Suddrake, who is 20, and he goes, Mom, I can't believe it. The only interesting thing in this show is Che and Miranda. I'm like, I know.
Starting point is 00:12:00 And Che Diaz, she is a good actress. Sarah Rodriguez, I forgot her name, but the actress who plays Che is a good actress. Sarah Rodriguez, I forgot her name, but the actress who plays, Chey is a good actress, much better this season than last, because I feel like a noir. And her story is they are in LA and she's filming her pilot.
Starting point is 00:12:21 Everybody is saying, where the hell did Miranda go? I said this last season, she's like a dork, she's a geek. She's out of touch. She's like a fumbling old lady. And it makes they have no chemistry and makes no sense. But once again, she's just, you know, madly in love with Chey and every scene is them going down on each other. A lot of nude stuff with Miranda, which is interesting because we never saw her nude 20 years ago in the show. She'd be like screwing some guy after the gym and keep her like jog bra on. But now full naked, full bush Miranda Hobbs. And as as they are getting ready to have sex with a strap on and she's trying out different tailed oils and trying on the strap on because she's a newbie to being a lesbian. They're we're watching it and Carrie calls and Carrie's just laughing like, oh you two silly people, I can't
Starting point is 00:13:14 say gals, you two silly people just as if they were like, hi, we're putting together in a Kia dresser, sorry, just I'm gonna put you on speaker why we like get our screws together. Anyway, literally screws. Just so that was people were dying over that, but it's like you can't look away. You can't because this is the only interesting thing in the show. Then of course, I predicted that Tony Danza being Italian would be a problem because she is supposed to be, she is Mexican and Irish. So I love that whole storyline where Tony Danza says, hey, I don't want to be canceled by playing a Mexican. So I talked to the network. We're going to make you half Italian and we're going to switch it and
Starting point is 00:14:05 we're going to switch the character for the grandmother. All of that is a hundred percent real. I have been there. I sold a show when I was 30 years old about my life living with my parents who are realtors and I was the young realtor girl and this before any shows were about real estate for any reality shows existed. I wrote a scripted show about my life and living with my two brothers who were living at home at 40 and all the things that would happen
Starting point is 00:14:35 that were really funny because they were not setting the world on fire. We sell the show. Every time I pitch the show, every place loved it, bidding war. We sell the show, the writer comes in in talks to the studio and is like, hey, we're gonna make both your brothers one brother and we're gonna make him 18. And I go, well, that's not funny. Like in 18 year old that hasn't like found himself or isn't like studying the world on fire and is not that bright, isn't funny. And also they're like, one brother was a white,
Starting point is 00:15:08 he is white and he was into rap. And he had this name and everything. And that was very funny 20 years ago, but it was 100% true that my brother who used to be into heavy metal is now doing rap. So that's what I, when I acted it out and everything in the rooms, that's what everyone left. And then this water down version of the show, where now my 240 year old, something brothers,
Starting point is 00:15:30 are now one person who's 18. That's not funny. I was like, whatever, hopefully it goes. And I just get a check. It didn't go. So I love that storyline. And that's great. And then also, but then
Starting point is 00:15:45 it comes down to Chedi as they say that she's gained weight in the Word of Department. And she's sensitive about her body around Miranda. And so in the end, whether you're gay, straight, LGBTQIA, non-binary, whatever, you're just a, you're still, I guess, a girl who doesn't want to be fat. Like she doesn't want to be fat. She doesn't feel good when she's fat. She doesn't like being told that she's fat, which doesn't like that her clothes don't fit. So in the end, it doesn't matter.
Starting point is 00:16:15 And I thought that was kind of a good storyline because she was like, I'm embarrassed to say that I feel shitty about the fact that I'm fatter than I want to be. It's just fact-life, you know So that so now we get to carry, okay, and oh How can I say the horrible stand-ups the stand-up joke that she does JT does at the comedy store is so bad She's like nobody walks. I'm from New York, nobody walks in L.A. That is the oldest
Starting point is 00:16:46 hackiest joke. Awful. Like I said, the laziest, it's almost like these writers on the show are like, we are jealous of stand-ups and we are jealous of podcasters who are making their own way and doing great. And we're going to shit on their craft in this show because we're better that we're in this fucking writer's room. And we're scared that we're in this fucking writers room and we're scared AI is going to take our job and we still don't have a deal with the networks and we're on strike and they probably knew the strike was coming and they're like, oh, I have a few friends that are fucking doing podcasts from their friends house in Cabo. Like I'm going to shit on these two industries. First, I'm going to write shitty jokes for Chedias. So her, so her, their joke, their joke is nobody walks in in New York.
Starting point is 00:17:30 Nobody, the audience crying. They show a woman in the audience wiping away her tear that nobody walks in LA. And then she goes, I, I just booked an Uber to take me from my bathroom to my living room. That's her closer, which you always choose for your funniest moment, dying, dying laughter, crying, crying. Of course, this shows a hit.
Starting point is 00:17:54 It's going to be such a hit for your TV show with Tony Deans playing her dad. Then, playing their dad. So then that was awful, but then also, okay, that was a horrible overdrug. Oh, and then also they show Miranda going to clean up the beach in Santa Monica. There's about 85 people there. There's so much seaweed. And then she's like putting seaweed in one bucket just to bring the bucket four feet over to a bigger bucket. Awful, lazy, and she loses her phone, and that was a stupid thing. And let me tell you, our beaches are like maybe polluted.
Starting point is 00:18:32 They are not fucking that disgustingly, and Jordi, I remember there was an episode of Vanderpump Rules, where one of the guys that got booted for, again, some awful racist tweet or something, he did five years prior, he was like, oh, Oh, you guys all go to the beach and clean up the beach and there was like nothing to clean up. Anyway, so that was all done. Now let's get into Kerry. Kerry is boning the podcast producer of her podcast, Sex and the City. Again, this whole thing was to shit on it.
Starting point is 00:19:01 She didn't want to do an ad. They had to do an ad. She didn't want to talk about ad. They had to do an ad She didn't want to talk about every giant on the ad the boyfriend then is like oh, I'm downline downloading a final draft To rewrite this ad first of final draft is when you write a script It's when you write Chedi as this hilarious pilot and it's a program that you know makes it so it's easy So you can do exterior interior, you know the way you write it a 60-second ad that you're to to write yourself, you can just do when you're not section of your iPhone.
Starting point is 00:19:29 Okay. So then she gets out the big computer and she starts writing and they're like it's a deal break. Or if you don't do this ad, just when she decides she can do the ad, they come in, they say, oh, this isn't 2021 of podcasting anymore. When everybody was killing it. And people had money. We just got bought out and all these people are laid off your show's been canceled because you didn't do the vagina ad.
Starting point is 00:19:52 And she walks out with a boyfriend slash producer. And she goes, well, could we try to sell it to another network? And he's like, Hey, it's not 2021 podcasting again, bitter writer, writer, who's listening to juicy scoop so fucking jealous of me. And well, it's over. And you didn't do that ad. And I was like, Oh my God. So the show's been canceled, which I'm kind of thrilled about. So I'm okay with that. I don't think we need to see the podcasting. I don't think we'll ever see Bobby Lee again, who it was her
Starting point is 00:20:21 podcast host. And he was in an episode, the first episode because his wife designed her dress. Oh, I did love the end of the first dress that she wore her wedding dress to the Met Ball. Loved that part of the show. So there you go, you guys. I will not stop watching it. I will not stop loving and hating it. And I can't believe that I find the most interesting story like the only one I care about is Chadeeus. So you know what? You're like, the only one I care about is Ch ideas. So you know what? People change. That's what I'm saying.
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Starting point is 00:22:37 So we don't know how much of the 20 million they got. But now they also got a hundred million dollars from Netflix. Of course, their documentary was huge viewership, huge, huge, huge, whether you liked it or not, that was a big win for them. However, the, now the articles are coming out, allegedly that they may not get their full hundred thousand, but I think they've gotten at least 50 of it. Oh, sorry, 50 million. They may not get their full 100 million. They may just go, hey, we don't like any of the other ideas that you've pitched.
Starting point is 00:23:10 We don't like any other your contact contract. So anything else. So here's the end of your contract. We already paid you 50, but we're not gonna pay you the other 50 million. That's probably what's gonna happen. Some of the ideas that he had, for first of all, for Spotify,'s going to happen. Some of the ideas that he had that for first
Starting point is 00:23:25 fall for Spotify, they had to come up with other podcast ideas, which none of them they liked. And that's what they can also do in these contracts. They can, there's probably something in there like you have to come up with this stuff. But if we turn it down, we don't have to produce it. And therefore, you don't get all the money. One of the alleged podcast ideas that Harry had was that he was going to interview people like Obama and Donald Trump about their childhood trauma because he had such horrible childhood trauma being a younger brother, being the spare. And I was like, wow, I mean, honestly, that would have been kind of funny, but of course, they said, no, I don't think Donald Trump had childhood trauma. And Obama, I believe, was raised much as an only child. So he doesn't have a mean older brother either.
Starting point is 00:24:10 So I guess he really he should have just, I think a better pitch would have been, I am only going interview younger brother syndrome, people that suffered from younger brother syndrome and had a mean older brother that was between two and four years older them and was like don't act like you know me in high school and was just like a dick. That could have been kind of fun but once again Harry's not funny. Now her idea for Netflix, she was going to do a show. She wanted an animated show about a little girl who's inspired by girl who's inspired by historical female inspirational women. They said no to that. Also animation is extremely expensive to produce, extremely expensive, extremely hard, really hard to get done, years of pre-production. So animation is not the way to go. You really should have done, if you want to
Starting point is 00:25:07 keep that money, she should have said, I'm going to go to celebrities' houses that also are raising rescue chickens. And I'm going to interview them and we're going to make an egg dish at the end. You're fucking welcome. I could have been one of those people. Okay, a little up on the sad submarine, they have just showed some of the of the submarine, the debris. As we know now, it was appears to be an instantaneous explosion, which made me feel better because, you know, when I was thinking about what it would be like to be down there knowing that the possibilities that you're going to die and you have days and maybe people are sick and maybe it's feel diarrhea.
Starting point is 00:25:50 Let all of that sort of kind of know it didn't they didn't know what hit them. However, they did say I think that they probably knew they were in trouble for a little bit. Very sad. The 19 year old boy who was with his mother, his aunt said he didn't want to go and he was dreading going, but he decided to go as who was with his mother. His aunt said he didn't want to go and he was dreading going, but he decided to go as a gift to his dad. His own mother now has spoken. And she said, no, I was supposed to go,
Starting point is 00:26:12 but he wanted to go so badly, my son, that I let him have my spot. And he is like, incredible at the Rubik's Cube, and he wanted to like do some fun video, I guess, where he would solve the Rubik's cube down at the Titanic. So sad, but interesting that there's two different stories that in Antisang one thing and the actual mother saying another and the mom is being calm.
Starting point is 00:26:37 And anyway, just absolutely terrible, but interesting. I also saw a conspiracy theory on TikTok if someone's saying, this is a few days, this is a highlight five days ago, once we knew that it had exploded and it's and this guy was like, isn't it weird that we don't see any video of them getting into the submarine and posting like so excited to go down here? And I did think that was kind of weird for them and then I thought, well, there isn't eye cloud, so it it must exist but maybe they don't want to show that because it is such a tragedy. Clearly we know because they were trying to say
Starting point is 00:27:10 is this even real? Did this really happen? Of course it did. These are the victims. We know what we've seen the debris. Now I'm going to get to my next story. So this is all over page 6. Theobon, Oliver Page Six, Theo Vaughan, very funny comedian, very popular podcast. He had Roseanne Barr on and there is a small clip of her saying, the Holocaust wasn't real, six million Jews didn't die, six million Jews should die because they are the reason they're the ones that screw up everything. But it isn't true. It didn't happen. People think that she really feels that way. Other people who listen to the whole podcast said she is being sarcastic, being like, of course, when people come up with that crazy theory, it is absolutely not true.
Starting point is 00:27:58 We know the tragedy of the Holocaust, but this is what's going viral. And I just think it's funny, interesting that it's on Theovans podcast because for those of you that are old school juicy scoopers, I went on Theovans podcast when he had a partner and it was called allegedly. And the two, and I came on the show and I only knew Theo just a little bit from one time he's on Chelsea lately and like just the comedy scene. And in that episode of his show, he asked me about working on Chelsea lately
Starting point is 00:28:34 and I said, and he goes, I felt like everyone was scared working there and I go, yeah, I was scared. I'd lose my job every day. I was scared, I've scared up for my life every day that I'd lose my job. They took that little bit of it and then they gave it to TMZ who then wrote about it because back then we didn't have the YouTube video.
Starting point is 00:28:59 Had that as a headline, wrote about it. For five days before the podcast was ever even available for you to listen to the full hour. Chelsea got word of that. She went on Howard's turn and said things that were not true. And I was trying to defend them. I never sold stories about her. It's an old story. I don't really want to get into it, but it was really, really awful. And it happened like seven or eight years ago. And I just think it's funny that it happened on Theo Vod's podcast, and I'm seeing this happen again, where they're taking a clip out of context. But the good news is, the episode is available.
Starting point is 00:29:38 So you can listen to it, you can make your decision of what you think she was, it was she being sarcastic or was she being serious, you can do that. And then, but that was, that was my situation and it wasn't great. But in the end, it all worked out. It all worked out because all this other stuff happened
Starting point is 00:29:57 and I couldn't really work in this town anymore and I had to build up juicy script because I had no other way of doing entertainment than just to do it on my own. So in the end, I thank the Ovan for that. And but at the time, it was extremely disheartening, horrible, having people think that I deceived a friend and I was awful and an awful employee and an annoying little twat. And I was like, I never did this. I never sold stories about anybody to any tabloids for money or to be featured in it, never ever, ever happen.
Starting point is 00:30:32 But that is what happened. And I had to like, so anyway, I don't know what's going to happen to Roseanne Barr. Probably not great. But like I said, I have not listened to the whole episode, but I probably will on my flight home. Kim and Kory, the fighting continues. They just TMZ just released a,
Starting point is 00:30:53 a 911 call that she called, very calmly, Kim, saying, I'm letting you know I'm getting my son from a play date. My ex-husband to be Kory said he was going to charge that he was going to file kidnapping charges for our son because I arranged to play date with a kid that he's played with for a long time. And the mom is my friend, but he is being so insane, Kroy. He's saying that my friend has kidnapped my son. My son is so traumatized by all of this. I'm going to pick up my son, but I'm just putting it on record
Starting point is 00:31:29 That he did this. Well TMZ got the 911 call Obviously somebody in her camp let us know it because when you do hear her You're like, oh God these divorced petty fights these two people you feel bad for the kids He has sent said oh, I thought it was gonna be please, that wasn't true. He admits that that was true. Croy does. He said, but I don't approve of this mother. That's not cool either, dude. Like you cannot be one of those divorce couples
Starting point is 00:31:57 that are like, I don't want this person around my kid or this person. I mean, less they're a convicted pedophile. You're going to have a hard time once you're officially divorced, saying, I don't want you, this girlfriend of yours around my child or this boyfriend of yours around my child or whatever,
Starting point is 00:32:13 unless there's real evidence that they are a danger to your kids. So this is just a big nightmare. Kevin Costner Divorce continues. Wow, so the Christine has been married to him for 18 years, but there's a prenup. Part of the prenup that you saw in 2004 was if we break up here to get out of the Marital Home
Starting point is 00:32:32 within 30 days, well, the Marital Home is in Carpenteria, which is a beautiful place in just like right before Santa Barbara. It's on the beach, and it costs like millions of dollars a year just to run. And that's where they had the a couple other properties on it where this guy was renting a property. And there was a little bit of a rumor did Christine have something going on with this renter. And he has since said no, I had never had anything inappropriate going on with Kevin Costner's ex-wife. So she gets all her stuff gathered and writes this letter of why she needs at least $248,000 a month
Starting point is 00:33:15 in child support for the three kids who are 13, 15, and 16. And she goes through all of it. We go on these vacations. We invite our friends and family. We go on private jets, we have private school, we have all these activities, we have gifts, we have caterers, chefs. This is how we live. And I and my kids are entitled to continue living that way. He made $19 million a year, Kevin. He has his place in Aspen. And she said, Oh, the Aspen makes a lot of money because he can rent the Aspen place out for $250 in a week at the height of the season. So he can pay me more. And even with the $248,000 a month, it still is only covering about 60% of what we really do spend with my children each month.
Starting point is 00:34:00 So she is trying to get as much as possible and obviously doesn't want this thing that she's saying side 18 years ago to be part of the deal. Meanwhile, Lenny and Lisa, that pre-naps a joke. That pre-nup is like, get out of the house. This is real house. This is Miami. Get out of the house. You can't live there. But I will pay you $2,000 a year after we divorced to go to your, go towards your retirement fund. I mean, that one is, so, so I am not an expert on pre-nubs and how much they hold, but I would think once there's more than a decade of being married, multiple kids. Obviously, the person that signed that prenup is going to not be in such a horrible position versus someone who signs a prenup and is gone in, you know, two years or something. Meanwhile, speaking of prenups in shortmares, Caitlin Jenner just posted a photo on her Instagram with a photo of Caitlyn as Bruce at Chloe's wedding to Lamar. And that was the photo that was posted to say, I love being your stepfather is the ultimate
Starting point is 00:35:18 gift I met you when you were four happy birthday Chloe. And it was kind of interesting because people are like, oh, it's interesting that this is the photo, other people said, that might be the last photo they have together. I mean, that's kind of shocking if that is the last photo they have together, but maybe it is. And, or maybe that was the easiest one to find
Starting point is 00:35:37 because Caitlin is of a certain age, maybe doesn't have it like filed. I mean, I always feel like, whenever it's one of Chris's kids birthdays, it's like all these beautiful, all these photos lined up. I mean, she must have someone that's like doing that organizing it and being like, okay, tomorrow is Kim's birthday.
Starting point is 00:35:56 These are the photos you shared last year. These are the photos I put together to share for this year. Okay, let's not do these two. Let's do these 18. Do a slide show, move along. Like those organized things. Sometimes when it's someone's birthday and I want to like post, I'm like, oh, I don't even know where to begin. I don't even know where to find this photo, whatever. But thought that was kind of interesting. All right, you guys. I'm very excited to tell you
Starting point is 00:36:20 that I still have some hilarious topics left that I recorded when Brandi and Julie were in studio with me and that's going to be the rest of the show and and then of course on Friday I'll have a very juicy Patreon to get you through the fun long weekend that's happening for Fourth of July and that is at Heather McDonnell.net. So now for more with Brandi Brandon Julie. Thank you. serial data and serial sister you'll be addicted and a ticket fast to the number one tabloid real life hot cat. Listen in Lucero. Woo, Woo, and a McDonald. You're six school. Cory and Dean.
Starting point is 00:37:16 Oh, no. Now, this is one that I don't know if it's totally true or not. He, he did a post saying, you know, it's with, you know, heavy heart and this and that. Then, no, we're not getting divorced. Then the latest one is Dean McDermott's solemnly moves things into a storage days after Tori Spelly. And then someone said, is he moving or is this like the Ariana sponsored move? Did you see during Vander Pump, they showed Ariana moving stuff and then turned out it was just some moving business and she wasn't moving out of the house she shares with Tom. So I don't
Starting point is 00:37:52 know if they're really getting divorced or not, but either a lot of cheating allegations is what the latest thing is. That Dean cheated. Yes, like there's cheating stuff So who knows? I don't know anything about them. Well who cares? Kevin Costner's divorce now The latest on this kind of juicy He's got this 80 million thing in Aspen. That's now with the Friday over what's their fighting over is the 125 million dollar house in Carpentaria, Santa Barbara, that she lives in with the kids 13, 15 and 16 or something.
Starting point is 00:38:29 He said based on the pre-nap, you're to get out of that house. And he said, she's already spent $100,000 on my credit card. She's trying to lose my life. I don't think her spending $100,000 on your credit card when you have an $80 million asset and $120,000 like trying to ruin your life. Her attorneys are like we're not moving out of the house. I don't care that there was a prenup 17 years ago that said she would if you broke up. We're not. Meanwhile the juicy part from the sun is he had this like tech guy living in
Starting point is 00:38:59 some other rental house on their property or whatever. And they allegedly, the wife spent a lot of time with him, the guy. But then they got in an argument, the wife and him. And he wanted him off the property. And he's like, no, I signed a lease for a year. But in the end, he left three months early from the lease. So my question is, was there something happening where there was a relationship?
Starting point is 00:39:24 And then she got mad at him and was like, get rid of him? I would like to hear from that guy who went to the property. But he's being a real on the show, which is why they're on the show. Oh, with someone on the show. Right. That's a rumor too. Because he's no longer on the show, which is a huge,
Starting point is 00:39:41 insanely huge hit. Yes. But we don't know why, right? But that's like the implication of the show. Are you a huge, insanely huge hit. Yes. And we don't know why, right? But that's like the implication. Oh, are you a Yellowstone watcher? I'm not because I don't like Westerns, but it has been recommended to me every hour. I know. I know.
Starting point is 00:39:54 I know. Maybe we just watch it. Maybe. We can't go anywhere without somebody saying it's their favorite show that's ever been made. I think we should start watching it. Okay. Do you like Westerns?
Starting point is 00:40:05 It's not a Western like 1951 with like, bang, bang, bang, I mean, it's like a ranch. I think it's like they're rich people living in go-stone and like cheating and killing people, right? Well, if they kill people, then it's kind of like a woman. The comments are gonna be like, you're gonna realize what's going on. Anyways.
Starting point is 00:40:22 I think Kevin Costner needs to be careful though, because in my opinion, first of all, I think that cost her needs to be careful though, because in my opinion, first of all, I think that's not a good look. I think that's so tacky and gross. Like, you need to get out, sir. You're the flander, and I don't care what's been proven. Leave your children where they are. Leave her. Well, unless he's like, no, no, no, bitch, you were cheating with the renter, right? And, but I'm gonna hold you to this pre-nap because my two ex-other wives screwed me over and I don't care.
Starting point is 00:40:50 You don't, I'm not saying you have to be in an apartment in Carpentry. I'm saying just get out the $125 million house and you guys can live in a $10 million house. Who would want to do that? Not me. No. Not let Lisa and Lenny from Miami
Starting point is 00:41:04 she doesn't want to leave for $50 million for $10 million. No. For a $30 million apartment. She let him want it. Let him want it. Let him want it. Let her to go from the $50 million house to a $3 million. Yeah. Well, $3 million house in Miami isn't going to get you on the water. No, that's like physically impossible to do after you've been in a $50 million house. And she's in a $125 million. So what is he saying that he wants her to go out into? He probably wants her to go off to Colorado,
Starting point is 00:41:31 you know, because that huge property. Oh, he'd want her an Aspen. Oh, that's true. No, that's just an extra thing he owns on the site. He wants her out of the carpentry. But I'm like the argument as the attorney working for her. I would be like, not only isn't the kids home, they go to school there, like we're just not moving.
Starting point is 00:41:51 That's why I think it's not a good look. And I mean, there's been plenty of blind items about Kevin Costner that weren't so blind that he has been unfaithful. And there's a very famous one, and this is obviously a legend. It was a blind item about him involved in some very shady, skanky sex acts like overseas. Like what? Allegedly. I mean, honestly, it's like we don't want to it's well, it was legal and he you know that fixer
Starting point is 00:42:18 That went to jail that did all that shittonical kidman. Yeah famouser guy. And he was one of the people that he fixed for was Kevin Koster and he buried a full thing like a statutory thing overseas. That's the allegation. And I would just be careful if I were him, like take your Yellowstone money and all the rest of your piles and piles and piles of money and like be the bigger person, be a class act
Starting point is 00:42:42 but your kids live where they live. It's Santa Barbara, it's not like it's around here. Well, I just think with her situation, whether she cheated or not, if he wasn't pleasant and he cheated on her, when you're the third wife and you're 18 years younger than your husband, you think there is no way this old crotchety guy is going gonna ever cheat on me. And the first 10, 12 years were probably seamless. They probably got along great, they had the kids,
Starting point is 00:43:11 everything was great. It's probably only in the last few years when the yellow sun started. That then the kids are older, they start people, they're not spending time together, they start being mean to each other. And some, and some, and some, some, Some cheating on either side.
Starting point is 00:43:26 Yeah, you got to resurgence. So he's trying to become a dick. Yeah. And he's crotchety and like so, and he's just probably being fun. Crotchety, even though she's 32. Yeah, she's like, I know 41. Yeah, it was probably about second she turned 40.
Starting point is 00:43:39 He was whatever. Yeah. So you know what, it's fun. This woman accidentally superglue her eye shut. She mistaken a bottle of nail glue for eye drops. So she thought her eye drops. And anyway, I had something, anyway, she turned it be okay. She went to the hospital, she's fine. But it reminds us of the girl that used the gorilla glue on her head. Do you remember that? For her hairspray substitute or something
Starting point is 00:44:11 to try to keep her wig down? And she put gorilla glue on her wig. Anyway, that was really bad. It reminds me of this is happened more than on one occasion, and I'm embarrassed to say it, but I'm going to tell you guys, because it's just good. Okay. Peter and I have separate sinks, and they're like separated by like a tub area. And I'm on toothpaste and stuff, but I run out just like I do cute tips.
Starting point is 00:44:35 And I always walk over to his side and I take whatever I want. And I guess he had a rash or something, but I went and put what I thought was toothpaste on my toothbrush and it was desiccant. So it's what babies use for a diaper rash, but it seems to work good on whatever the fuck he had going on. It must have been like minty.
Starting point is 00:44:55 No, it tastes like, it tastes like just paste. It's not icy hot. No, and I'm like, no, it's like a cream. It looks just like a toothpaste thing. And then it just happened like thought on five different occasions over the years My lesson, it's like a cortisone-based thing Yeah, like a rash or something Yeah, like a dull. Yeah, brushing my teeth. Yeah
Starting point is 00:45:18 And then you're like how long and you're like what is this? And then you walk back over you're like great, great. And then I'm just horrified, horrified, horrified. Demi Lovato said she got tired of using the M pronouns. So it was absolutely exhausting. She said, I'm constantly having to educate people and explain why I identify with those pronouns. It was absolutely exhausting. I'm like, well, it might be exhausting for us too.
Starting point is 00:45:42 But and she said, having access to the women's baths, even though I don't completely identify it with it, like you only have two options, male and female, I feel like, oh, none of it makes sense to me. I just think it has to change. Anyway, she said, everyone messes up pronouns at some point, so it's just all out of respect. Yeah, but now you've stopped.
Starting point is 00:46:03 Now we're all confused. I just think that I'm not surprised by this. The other girl Courtney Staten, who was the 16 year old child bride, she was said she was the they then for a minute and then just stopped. So I think I don't know, listen, whatever you want, I'm not, I just predict that this is not gonna stick
Starting point is 00:46:26 in general, in general. Like, like, I'm not, I just predict that this is not going to stick in general. In general, like, like, I, look, I think a lot of people are going to be whoever they want to be in the future, but I think that they, them thing in my prediction, it's just not really taking off or working for a number of reasons. And I think people will start to abandon it. Like it's not sustainable. Yeah, like I just don't I just don't see it like being around five years from now. Right. Taking off like camel toes do. Right. Camel Joe completely took off. Totally good took off. But let me tell you this. Okay. So gender neutral bathrooms exist. So that's a thing. We don't need to worry about it. Yeah. Which is great.
Starting point is 00:47:00 Good. Fine. But I can say this for me. And that should continue. And that should continue. Gender New Jogas are chef's kiss. And the way to go is just individual stall. Individual stall. Guys don't have to wait longer. Guys don't have to wait longer. You just wait and you're alone. Shut the door. Lock it.
Starting point is 00:47:15 You're by yourself. Yeah. But you know what? On occasion, like I did the other night, when we went out, we were at a bar. I had to poo. You know what I did? Went to the men's room.
Starting point is 00:47:24 You know why? Because I love to poo in the men's room. I say that's for you. Bye. People she's going at bars get ready for it. I had to do it. IBS. If I had to go poo at our dinner, I'll go to the men's room. I love that. I love that. You know what I mean? Nobody talked to me. Nobody said anything to me, whatever, I can go wherever I want. Cause at the end of the day, when you really think about it, you're a free person, go where you want. I go where I want.
Starting point is 00:47:50 Yeah, I poo in the men's, I pee in the ladies. We were driving back from Arizona and Drake went to the boys' room and I went to the girls in a loz while we were charging the Tesla. And he goes all of that, just all of that. These mom just cut back. I asked you a question about being a girl and I said,
Starting point is 00:48:11 I love that you want to know what it's like to be a girl. Because there are times when they were little and my younger son goes, mom, what the tampon of my older son said, it's like a band-aid for your vagina. And I'm like, oh, that's such a good explanation. You know? And like, so anytime I'm like, let me tell you what it's like, you know?
Starting point is 00:48:32 Like, yeah, what do you want to know about what it's like? To be a woman. And he's like, mom, how many times you go to a public bathroom in a girl's bathroom? And it just like smells like your nostrils want to escape inside of your head and you want to a public bathroom in a girls bathroom and it just like smells like your nostrils. What it was keeping it on your head and you want to kill yourself. And I know probably about 2% of the time, 2-3% of the time. He's like, well, it's about 75 for men and so disgusting. And so I put it on and reals we did it and the comments are so whole areas where people say guys save up for it at work. They, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:49:05 That's why I don't want to do it in public. They're exactly. Yeah. That's right, which is why I go to the men's. Yeah. You know what I mean? Because that's 75%. I think maybe Julie was at that lows before you guys got there.
Starting point is 00:49:14 Yeah, blew it up. We are. I blew it up. Probably. Probably. We save it up for how there's birthday dinner. OK, yeah, I'm going to save it up. I'm going to save it up.
Starting point is 00:49:23 Liz Hurley is starting an erotic movie directed by her 21-year-old son. No. And so it is about, it hasn't, it's not out yet, it's called strictly confidential, it's about a woman unraveling the mystery of her best friend's death, which includes intimate scenes between Liz's character and another woman directed by her 21-year-old son, Damian. By the way, very young to be a director, but anyway, also Damian takes most of her, his mother's bikini and stuff photos.
Starting point is 00:49:54 We'll soda my sons. Yeah. But I don't think they, first of all, I don't think they're good enough to be directors. But if anyone wants to put a movie, whether my, yeah, my daughter could, but if anyone wants to put a daughter in the movie, whether by set, yeah, we don't could. But if anyone wants to put me in a movie with me going, um, if you don't have to make out with a girl being that, you know, maybe that'll give you fast by phobia of people women not thinking I'm hot. Um, I will take whatever movie it is, whether it's directed by my son or her son. He's gorgeous though. I mean, he's stunning. I always think he's beautiful.
Starting point is 00:50:27 He was like gorgeous when he was like 12, like absolutely stunning. He's like the best looking guy I've ever seen in my life. He looks like her. Now, she's gonna be naked and I'm gonna wanna see that. And it's an erotic movie, but she's doing just, like, sexings with women or are you gonna get guys too? I mean, I was just watching this.
Starting point is 00:50:45 I sound like just women for now. I'm watching this. She's the one who like invented, my like post 40 diet, which is all wine and like a raisin a day. Oh, that's what she said she did. Yeah, she was like, I have to have wine. So like I eat like.
Starting point is 00:51:04 I drink my dinner. Yeah, and so I'm like Okay, I'll have one raisin and like Elizabeth Hurley and I always think of when she was What's his name? Hugh Grant who Hugh Grant main girlfriend when he was caught picking up divine brown a prostitute back when Prostitutes would have to walk on the street. The good old days. You had to get an outfit together.
Starting point is 00:51:28 Yeah. You couldn't, you couldn't just stay in your bedroom and take a shot of your approach on only fans and DM a couple guys and say, hey, want to see more for $10? No. You had to get out there and work. No one wants to work anymore. No. It's like Kim Kardashian said, no one wants to work anymore.
Starting point is 00:51:44 Anyway, then he got that and then, you know, then she did have to break up with him. She probably thought that was sexy that he did that personally. She probably knew he fucked around with women. And then she was like, oh, fuck, now I have to break up with you. Yeah, because so much times guys cheat.
Starting point is 00:51:59 Yeah. And then the other person was like, like, cloned Kardashian is probably really twisted. I'm sorry. I want to stay with you. Yeah. And then the other person is like, like, Chloe Kardashian is probably really twisted. I wanna stay with you. But now I'm not a feminist if I do. But I'm gonna stay back together. So supposedly or supposedly not, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:52:16 Because it's exactly like you're saying. So, she does it. She does it all like, yeah, when you're a public person and you're man-cheats, if you choose to stay with them, you know, I mean, unless you're Hillary Clinton or whatever, people don't. Okay, I rolled at that for a good decade. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:33 I mean, I was like, really, that's so tragic. That's why I'm so judgey about that. My parents who are liberal hated Hillary Clinton because she's stuck with that. And my most trot, di, shah, no, okay, in every way. And so she just like, she couldn't stand that Hillary Clinton at least didn't say something about it or do something about it. And then made women feel bad because she stayed with him, but then said, I'm not a housewife who stays home and bake cookies. And she thought she was a hypocrite. And I was like, hmm, hmm.
Starting point is 00:53:04 But then I was like, well, maybe she's the ultimate feminist where she's like, oh no, no, no. No, he's a piece of shit, and I've always known it. But my plan is to become the president or for the president one day. Right. So I don't care. That's what people do.
Starting point is 00:53:19 I don't need to find another man. I'm not gonna break divorce him. So please is you, ladies making cookies. Yeah, so cool. There's a lot of ways to look at it. Yeah. There's been a lot of shark attacks lately. Have you guys know, okay, one was, my friend told me,
Starting point is 00:53:36 my friend's daughter graduated from Yale with a girl that just lost her foot. Did you hear about that? Was it on the East Coast? It was Turks and Kekos. She was 21 and she was storklinging and she was a runner and an athlete. She's going to be okay but the foot is gone. No. Then this woman, she is 73. She's going to be okay. But look at her. She is, she is fit. Oh my God. She, she was a diver in the Bahamas. She said, I could see the predator thrashing in the water
Starting point is 00:54:06 and I hit it with my hand to scare it off. There was blood everywhere. I was dying. I was going to bleed to death. I was afraid I'm going to die. I was in severe pain. Anyway, I guess it went after her leg. So it didn't take it off while she was in the water, but she has decided to amputate it. And she said that they never, she's a professional diver. And she said they have never shown any aggression towards divers in the past. They would just swim around us.
Starting point is 00:54:32 We take pictures of them. They never threatened us. I never felt like I was in danger. So, but she said, I don't think it's gonna hold me back. And she doesn't, she doesn't, she's not mad at them for it. I mean, you just went snorkeling? I know. And it was you said it was the most beautiful snorkeling ever and I have it on my bucket list.
Starting point is 00:54:49 I snorkel all the time but I feel like there's been a lot of shark attacks. I think that my pointless non scientific theory is that whatever is going on with like you know just pollution and you know know, water runoff, et cetera. Whatever is getting into the water is like making, giving them a little crazy. There's a couple like these sharks are, are, they're getting violent because of whatever toxins are in the water and we can't, I saw a, a baby shark far, far away when I was snorkeling and why and I was like, oh my god, oh my god, I don't, I don't, I'm sure
Starting point is 00:55:24 baby sharks won't do anything. Well, it was a little one. So I don't know if it was a baby or just a certain kind of shark. Yeah, but I was so scared. Like, I'll just have to, I'll just quit. Like I quit skiing. Like I'm just, I'll just go. I do feel like something's going on with the sharks.
Starting point is 00:55:38 So are you going to continue to? Yes. I mean, you're going to combo. I'm going to. Yeah. Okay. Do you know what the crickets? Yes.
Starting point is 00:55:46 The crickets are fucking terrifying. I had a couple of crickets stuck in a wall in my house. I didn't even see them in person. And I was going insane. So there is this place in Nevada that the crickets have taken over this town. And I mean, like, they're everywhere. It's beyond... there was a thing,
Starting point is 00:56:05 there was like a warning that they, whatever to the people in the area that were like, try not to pile up the Mormon crickets, they're called, because it makes the streets too slick, and there's so many of them in the street, so when you're driving over them, it's creating an oil. It's creating an oil in the street
Starting point is 00:56:22 because of all the, do they have any idea besides that the aliens brought them. I know shit. Why are they? I can't couldn't find it yet but we'll we'll find it. I'm sure it's like those cicadas that come into you know that live for 17 years underground and then come out. There must be a thing where they just do this every I don't know what their cycle is. But how do I mean, I feel so bad for these people. Can you imagine? Can you just be in their homes? Yes, there's no way you can keep them out of your home.
Starting point is 00:56:51 I can't even imagine this. There's a clavvy scene, I'm close up. What do they look different than a normal cricket? They're a little, they're a little bulbous. They're a little more bulbous. And I have had in my, because I have a cat, and he likes to bring crickets in. The big, like, Jiminy Cricket.
Starting point is 00:57:08 Okay. Huge crickets. Okay. They're brownish. Okay. But they look just like Jiminy Cricket, and they're enormous. And he culls it in his mouth.
Starting point is 00:57:17 That's a great mantis that looks like Jiminy Cricket. No. The praying mantis is, and he brings them into the house, and then he drops it down, and he's like, woo! And then that thing's like, cuckis is, and he brings them into the house, and then he drops. The thing about it is like the Florida of the West Coast. Yeah, you know, that seems like something that would happen. I don't know, but the aliens, you know, when the,
Starting point is 00:57:51 the supposed aliens appeared in Las Vegas recently. You don't know what the aliens and the guys backyard. Um, specifically in Nevada. Yeah, in Las Vegas. And then they, the house is now been like covered. Like it looks like it's like, you know, for Las Vegas. And then the house is now then covered. Like it looks like it's like, you know, for a turk. Like turk lights, yeah, but it looks, yeah, like any key thing. I'm at a guy recently, or I've known him for a little bit,
Starting point is 00:58:13 who has systematically started to, or he believes, not only was he taken by aliens, but that he was, they've been talking to him. Okay. And he is currently now building something specific for them that he told them to build in his backyard. And it is something such as a, I believe it's some sort of rejuvenation chamber or a chamber where he then talks to them.
Starting point is 00:58:39 Where does this cool, is this guy, where does he live? He lives in LA, and LA, it's here. And he showed me pictures of what he's building. And it's literally like he's doing close encounters of a third kind. He currently has, it's absolutely unbelievable. Well, we're juvenile in our lower face. He said that, yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:57 Because if so, he might want to take a pop into it. Only people with camel toes are allowed in. And it's going to make it smooth so that all you have is just the smooth opening. My biggest fear is getting abducted by aliens simply because you come back and no one believes you. I mean, I feel bad. There's people I've met, I mean, too, like that's kids, that they think it happened to
Starting point is 00:59:18 them as kids and now they just stuck in this prison and hell of people being like, oh, that's sad. You're crazy. Yes. You get abduct sad, you're crazy. But then you get a duck to say you're right. And then you, and no one believes you. And it's like, no, I swear. And then it's like, no, no one believes you.
Starting point is 00:59:33 I just don't like, just don't a duck makes I can't deal with that. Well, apparently he, according to him, well, if they do, I'm gonna watch your date line about how you want me missing. Okay, and I'll put you to me to put me in a lot of ease. The best one, the best on on solved mysteries is the town in the Burke Shears. That's all the aliens. Have you watched that?
Starting point is 00:59:51 No, what's that? Go immediately. It's on Netflix. It's on the new on solved mysteries. I can't remember the name. This first season. Okay. And just look for something that's like aliens or Burke Shears or whatever. Okay. A entire town in the Burke Shears in the 70s all saw the same fucking thing.
Starting point is 01:00:10 Lights in the sky came down and all of them said that they then had an interaction with an alien. For that was for sure Richard bought me a blue show-matter. But I do see Richard below and I say a writer. I do see Richie's balloon and I say hi, Richie. I cooked, I cleaned, I made it nice for the aliens and Lou Ann and Sonia and Ramona and I have my whiskey and my bourbon. That's amazing. Burke shares will always be to run this lay out.
Starting point is 01:00:42 And she was there. No, but it would have been before. It would have been before she got that house, because she got the house like in the nineties. But she grew up there. She grew up there. And we do have to ask her about this. Yes, that was apparently there.
Starting point is 01:00:54 It was like a hugely famous thing. It's absolutely bonkers. That they all, whatever happened, they all experienced it. And it's crazy. It's generally easy. It'll be like a grandmother, grandmother a mother and a son who all recall the same night. They were driving down the street They all saw what they saw woke up on a different street with the grandma behind the wheel who couldn't even drive Any longer and she was behind the wheel the mom was in the back seat and the son was like in the passenger
Starting point is 01:01:22 But they were five streets over and the mother was driving. You know, it's like they all remember it, all of them. There's paintings, it was on the radio. Now they took, the government like took the radio. Because someone on the radio was like, holy shit, like it was all over the town. But they got rid of most of it. There's people who have like paintings
Starting point is 01:01:39 and things from that name. It's crazy. Well, with the guy that saw the people in Las Vegas, they're like, why, you know, they have just, they have a little bit of iPhone footage or whatever, but now, but there's nothing no one's hearing from these people anymore. And you're telling me that a family of four, like you, you called 911 to say something was in your backyard. And then this other, the cop comes over
Starting point is 01:02:07 and has his body cam and he's like, I'm not gonna lie, I just had a partner say he said something fall out of the sky. And then now the guy is like, I'm fine, you know, it's whatever. But he said they were like eight feet tall with big eyes. Two of them in the back.
Starting point is 01:02:24 And they always describe him the same. The same, they do always describe him the same. And it's eight feet tall with big eyes. Two of them in the back. And they always describe them the same. The same, they do always describe their name. And it's eight feet tall with their eyes. Yeah, and the one, the other one we saw, the other insane documentary with that was these kids and self-huffing. It's called the phenomenon. Oh, I know about the South African thing
Starting point is 01:02:36 when these kids all saw. No, they didn't say they were eight feet because they made them, they were so small. They were so small. They were so small. These were little for the kids, but they had the big eyes, and they were great. And the eyes looked in my eyes, and they go, and they tell them. And were so small. They were so small. They were so small. They were so small.
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Starting point is 01:03:14 Keep coming back to. That are us and the future. Well, mine better be like cute. Well, that would make so that we would evolve then. So human beings are gonna evolve into telepathic eyes and the bodies are going to change and blah, blah, blah. Well, I mean, according to this guy, they are going to eradicate 73% of the population.
Starting point is 01:03:38 Well, they already started with COVID. Besides calling nurse Natalie to help you with your lower faceless, saying because Dree hopefully will pay them. Besides calling Nurse Natalie to help you with your lower face list. So you can hopefully pay them.

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