Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - And Just Like That…Chris Franjola weighs in on Sister Wives, Britney and Kanye

Episode Date: August 31, 2023

Comedian Chris Franjola and I recall our strange childhood memories in the Catholic Church. We cringe over the And Just Like That finale, then act out our predictions for Season 3. Young adults don’t know how to have sex anymore. Kanye’s wife needs someone to cut off her nylons and set her free. My prediction that Kris Jenner would provide a career boost for Meghan Markle looks to be coming true. Did Britney Spears date her housekeeper? Did Justin Bieber marry for a green card? Julia Fox’s book sounds like a juicy one. Why are parents scaring their kids for views? Enjoy! Vote For Juicy Scoop: realitytelevisionawards.com/vote Get extra juice on Patreon: patreon.com/juicyscoop Subscribe on Youtube: youtube.com/@JuicyScoop Follow me on Instagram: instagram.com/heathermcdonald Follow me on TikTok: tiktok.com/@heathermcdonald Follow me on Twitter: twitter.com/HeatherMcDonald Find Chris: franjola.fun Follow Chris on Instagram: instagram.com/chrisfranjola Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Woo-hoo, and a McDonald Juicy scoop Hello and welcome to juicy scoop. I am back with the original favorite my life partner in comedy Chris Fungilla. Thank you. I'm back. I haven't seen you since our fun traveling time together. Our trip Well, I wasn't In the Hamptons. Well, I wasn't in the Hamptons. Oh, that's right. I was just in New Jersey and along Island Huntington and Fox Woods.

Yeah, that's where I was. Which is great. It was all great. It wasn't the Hamptons, but it was great. We had our little car driving the city to city. We did. It was wonderful. It really was fun.

And we had some moments in the car that again, how the universe was just like coming out of us. Remember we were talking about our friend, Paul Reader. Yeah. And then like all of a sudden he texted me. Yeah. It's crazy. I had so many crazy moments like that

where someone would enter my mind and then they would immediately text me or something would pop up on my phone Yeah, that was a fun little chat poll reader having talked to him in a while. Yes Yeah, just about crazy friends and stuff. It's why yeah, like just our fun our fun life together I was gonna ask you as I was driving here. I felt like I was getting ready today to come to this podcast and I thought to myself You know get ready for a much anymore and Do you miss like working

in an office? Did you ever miss like working with, you know, we on Chelsea lately we used to have to go in every day and be surrounded by hundreds of people. I honestly don't miss it at all. Really? I don't know. I really don't. I mean, I like coming here and sometimes when I'm sort of by myself, it's fine. Yeah. I think there's enough in the week where I do see people or I go out and do something. Right. So, I mean, I love not driving over the hill. Right, right, right.

Yeah, that's good. And like, you know, so that part, yeah, I don't, do you miss it? Sometimes on my podcast people tell me I talk too much about Chelsea lately And I say the only reason I talk about it's because the last time I was around people like I haven't really been around people since then I worked in a group atmosphere Listen, I have here I am for you. Yeah, they sent it to me Yeah, card for me to your studio my apologies I don't have a mailing address

for Chris's cover to cover. So let's see what it is, let's open it together. Well, let's hope this is good, because this is tar, oh, it's just happy birthday to a fun guy. When was your birthday? May 21st. Oh, I remember them, they were sweet people.

They were in Chicago. Oh, that's you, okay, so there's nothing scary. There's no anthrex. No, you never cute. Okay, so there's nothing scary. There's no anthrax. No, you never know. Yeah, this is your daughter, you know, a picture of a kid. No, nothing of that. Oh, speaking of which, I got someone who wrote me an email who said, I think my friend Mike is the son

that you gave up for adoption. Oh, wait, did you give up a kid for adoption? No. Yeah. But what I thought was kind of juicy is like, I wonder if someone's just putting this out there to a ton of celebrities to see if all of a sudden, like in my past, I gave up, so I wrote, wow, how old is he? Yeah.

Just, I'm gonna say if they write me back. Yeah, that's easily traceable, isn't it? I mean, that'd be a picture of you pregnant or something. Not really because, you know, I remember, there's this like, religious retreat that they do at the Catholic school called Kairos. And you basically go for three days and it's really juicy it's like people and you get asked to do it

as if you're junior they ask you to do as a junior so you can be like the senior leader what's juicy about it go to the mount you have to have a juicy story to be a leader all like your dad died uh... something tragic happened something like that kind of like uh... had that same thing to win amer's got talent. Yes. Yes. You have to something so I told McKinsey, you know, like when she was going to school I was like, oh, I had some juicy stories and then

this girl that babysat for us that was between you know, just a little older than McKinsey She told she had a really juicy story. Well, this girl was the leader and she revealed that like, remember when I was sick, you know, last year and everyone thought I had this thing, well, I didn't. I had a baby and I gave it up for adoption. And I was like, wow, I sent to the girl, I go, I thought I had some juicy stories back in the 80s because girls, boy, friend was a Coke dealer.

It's good one. You know, or dad was an alcoholic. So, other persons dad was an alcoholic. A teacher had a juicy story about an ex-husband. I was like, I thought I, you know, and so then when I go to pick her up, I'm like, how was it? It's like, it's fine, but nobody had any juicy stories.

Don't want to have any juicy stories at all. Oh, no. And then I remember I didn't tell my juicy story, which is like my, you know, parents yelling and fighting and my weird brothers and everything because I was like, listen, these people see my parents as these perfect realtors. Right. If I share, believe me, I want the therapy moment, I want the tears, I want, I can, I know

I can tell a juicy story. I didn't know I had to wait 35 years until Patreon existed to tell the juicy stories. I wanted to tell a dent, but I was smart enough to know if I really tell the truth about my dysfunctional Irish Catholic family, these people might go home and then their parents might be like, oh, we're thinking of listening to our house with problem pan McDonald and then that girl might be like, mom, we're thinking of listing our house with problem-pamming Donald. And then that girl might be like, mom, they are fucked up. Yeah. So I was like, shit. And so then I don't, then my story was, I wish I could share with you the real juice about my life. Oh, that's a team. But I can't. Oh, you should

have. Because we need to get as many listings as possible so I can go to USC. Right. Well, I mean. I mean, I feel kind of about talking about it because it is a really nice retreat and I'm sure it's different now. I'm just saying. They don't encourage people to bring their terrible stories like,

such stories that are a trauma anymore. I don't hopefully it's not as traumatic because I think a lot of like, now our generation's going and I think like, you know, I'm like, hey, kids. Yeah. Don't be spilling any Heather McDonald's Jesus cube in your therapy session on this reach free. I just feel so funny that I'm because I hung around the Catholic church a lot too. Yeah.

And it was really like, we were church going people, but nothing crazy. You know, went for communion, confirmation, and then the midnight mass. Right. But then by other friends on the block were all Catholic. So we would go and hang out with them. And I would tell you, I told the story before

and here that I would work out for the priests. Like we would do lift weights. It seems so strange now, but I don't you know and nothing beyond that. Yeah, just guys get a good pump going We were like 12 and then we would do count contests Well, mine that's my true if I had to tell a dramatic story in the woods with on a camp getaway I would say I worked out one time and I lost every time I mean My brother was at one of the schools. And he hated it and left and went to a public school. And I was like, why did he leave that school mom?

And she said, oh, I don't know. He's saying that the typing teacher was rubbing his back and he didn't like it. Well, 35 years later, he was like gotten trot. He was, you know, the typing teacher. Yeah. Oh, really. He was, he was, you know, and found out and convicted and all this other stuff. But it was many, many, many years later. Yeah. So when also when people are like, you know, think I'm like a hypocrite, whatever, so many of my kids to Catholic school, are like, you know, think I'm like a hypocrite whatever. So anyway, kids to Catholic school me personally my family We had a very wonderful experience

Our parish is you know been safe. So but of course all this weird stuff happens and you know, and I just remember like I Remember like wanting to be a nun. Yeah. But I didn't want to be a nun, but I felt guilty for not being a nun. And so one time we went to the, what time at school this nun came and they said, oh, we have this like traveling nun that's like a Ted talker, you know,

like this, we're so excited to have her. She's gonna tell the best story. Right. So she comes and tells the story about when she was a little girl and all of a sudden the light of the window came in and she felt like Jesus comes sit down and put his arm around her.

And that's when she knew she was going to be a nun and give her life to Jesus Christ, you know. And she got the calling, she got the calling. And while I was so freaking scared. Waiting for the call. That I was gonna get the call because I don't really wanna be. Right.

And I go, and I remember I told my sister, I'm like, I'm so scared to get the calling because I just, like I don't, I wouldn't hate to be a nun, but like I don't wanna be a nun. I'm like, could I be a nun? After I get married, have kids and my husband dies. Right.

Then I'll be a nun and live in the convent with the other nuns. Yeah. But I don't want to do it now. And also there was some movie where like these people were becoming nuns. And part of it was like they would cut their hair. So the end of the priest would do it.

Which is so mean. And you just like cut like a choppy, not even like a cute hairstyle. No, really. And yeah, they weren't allowed to have long hair or whatever certain. They were never. Yeah, I mean, the nuns I knew were all 80. Right.

Well, there's like very few nuns now. Yeah. And yeah, I mean, I didn't realize this is the real story about nuns until I was showing the nuns a house with my mom. They needed to buy buy another five bedroom house because they were at the Conventant, our Lady of Malibu, and they were at the Conventant at St. Mel's and they needed another house.

And so these were like the Louisville, my high school nuns, and I said, so now, in that house, this is a long time ago, so whatever was like 700,000 for like a five bedroom house in West Hills. And these were like nuns that could drive and work. Like they were like, you know, not old. Right.

And I said, so who, do you guys get alone or just the archdiocese pays for the house? Like, how are we doing this? And then none goes, glory be to God, they don't give us a penny, we're our own corporation. Oh, I did not. And I did not realize that the priests are taken care of forever. Right.

And a nun is like their own little thing. They're out on the street. You have to like, yes, you have to donate, or that's why they would become nurses and teachers and all that, because they had to like have some type of income to keep it going. They didn't show that in sister act. Okay. Moving on, let's talk about some juicy stuff.

Yeah. You were, oh, the Hamptons, the Hamptons was really good. Yeah, I asked you before we came to air. How was the Hamptons? You without the air. The Hamptons was very fun. And, um, um, you know, everyone's always like, oh, you have a great life. It looks like you're, you're fun.

You got to be with your sorority sisters. You know, I had that fun four or five days between the last show with you and the show and the Hamptons. And of course, I like to dwell on the one person that writes something mean. And though I'm turning a leaf, I'm not going to do that anymore. But one last time, they said, I mean, really? Like she just loves to stay away from her husband and kids. I'm not going to do that anymore, but one last time, they said, I mean, really, like,

she just loves to stay away from her husband and kids. And then, you know, I'm like, at least one person was like, well, I think it doesn't really make sense to fly back and forth. Well, I would. No, I would. And then they said, well, that's very misogynistic. You know, Chris Frenchola travels all the time. And he has a three-year-old daughter and her sons are 17.

She's four. Sorry. And his, her sons are, you know, 17 and 20 and one's already back at college and the 17 year old drives and, um, and like, I don't think by 17 year one's eight and they're like, yeah, but Chris talks about how he misses his child. And I'm like, have I not talked enough about that I missed my kid as a missing mom? Yeah. I mean, as a working mom?

I don't know if I took. Well, if it makes me any better of a father, I went to a kid's birthday party this weekend. It was 105 degrees in their backyard, and I stood there for hours, watched the cake melt, watched kids whack, whack at a pinata. I've never seen a pinata go well, ever. Never seen it go well. Either somebody gets hit with a stick or... Or somebody is like traumatized because they can't hit it or it's like funny.

Or I always feel like an adult finally has to break it down. This is what happened. Yeah. First of all, it's made out of big, thick cardboard. These kids are four. There's no way anybody was gonna break into this. It wasn't physics were off. The way it was shaped, it was like there's no way. So every kid in this. It wasn't physics were off. The way it was shaped, it was like, there's no way.

So every kid takes a whack, they're all, it's all, first of all, it's been sitting in the backyard for 105 degrees for five hours. So whatever's inside it is a mess. You know, whatever candy's in there. Nelt is just all in a ball. And all the kids are whacking at. And then the woman turns to me, she goes,

Chris, do you just wanna break it open? And I was like, well, no. Cause what if I can't break it? That's gonna be real and better. And then my daughter's like, Dad, you're strong. You do it. I'm like, yeah, but honey,

I'm just now explaining physics to her. Like, it just sticks not heavy enough. The cardboard's thick. She's like, just go back. Finally, some old man starts to whack it. And he can't get into it and then they just tear it up with their hands and the kids all grabbed a shit out of it.

It was wild, but that's why. And is a pinata now considered like cultural appropriation? I don't know, that shouldn't have a pinata. They were Spanish, so maybe there's that. But. So they're allowed. Also, it's terrifying because. You wouldn't have a pinata.

You buy the pinata of whatever the child likes the most say it's the girl from frozen You know, they're like and then they watch them they watch them get strong up from a tree and beaten to beat and beaten Beat and with a stick I remember the Explorer. I thought that was awful. I know they just here She's a little girl with a backpack and we're beating the shit out We get it with pepper for my because she, Dora is Mexican. You could probably do it. You could probably do it. Yeah.

But anyway, it was a hot party and I was there. And I look like father to the year because I'm more, I feel some parents just let their kids just go wild. And I'm helicopter, they call it, but I'm only helicopter because I don't want to talk to the other parents. So it's a great excuse to get away.

You're like, oh, my daughter's eating too many cake pops. Gotta run. I'm the opposite. Really? I love to talk to everybody and be social. I know. But what would happen is the boys learned how to swim really young. Like, Peter Todd, I'm around, I don't know,

they just figured it out and But Brandon was so little and people would not believe that he could swim and he could go under and stay under for a long time And I was at a party like a nice party where the kids were swimming and the adults were like wearing cute outfits and Someone jumped in oh to save to save. To save Brandon. Yeah. And I was just sitting having a shard and a. I was like, he can hold his breath. They always are gonna get in my daughter's thing.

She's a good swimmer, but she looks like she's drowning because she comes up and then goes back. So it's always terrifying. We, I know you see a lot of this, but I just didn't know if you saw this. There it is, there it is. This is an L-O-Roro Texas. They put a big sign up in the city.

Yeah. You're choosing to hurt your family by being the only Android user. And I know you get a lot of, I don't like this. I believe in being inclusive, even though people accuse me of a lot of things that are not about being inclusive. I feel like your choice of iPhone or, well, they don't call it an iPhone. Once an Android, but yeah, cellular mobile device, right, is your right. Yeah, as a human being, I thank you. Regardless of your sexual orientation. Thank you.

How much money you have. Thank you. I don't care that it comes up with different colors. I didn't even know that until someone had told, I get shamed more for this phone than anything. And you could shame me for many things, but this phone I get shamed for. Why not?

I think it's me. I appreciate that. I think it's really me. And I just want people to know. I'm an ally of Android users. It's very nice of you. I don't identify as an Android. I don't have any Android users in my family. You don't.

No. But I believe that you have rights. Can I tell you why I'm an Android user? And this, sorry, to bore everybody. But I originally started out many years ago on T-Mobile. Back when that was frowned upon, T-Mobile used to be like the, you know, cricket wireless.

Okay. It was, it was like the poor people wanted. Okay. But I went over to T-Mobile, got myself a phone. They didn't have iPhones at the time, T-Mobile. They do now. Yes. So they gave me a Samsung Galaxy and I proudly used it,

not knowing that it was frowned upon. Then it started to, Now do you feel like, Hey, I would not, I would not want to learn anything. That's why I don't want to go. Yeah, because everything just goes over. You move on to the next one. It goes over easily. I mean, you're going to give him to peer pressure as a man in your 50s. No, no, no, absolutely not.

But anyway, I enjoy press. I saved this topic for you. I could have talked about it yesterday. Ch chose not to thank you. Thank you. Thank you because I got and just like that We had the season finale of The second season. Yeah Let's just go through the episode. Let's go through this season. We haven't talked about in a while Let's just go through each character and then we kind of discuss it that way if you're not watching it You're gonna still enjoy this discussion.

I'll quickly say this. Yes. I believe there's too many characters now. Hundred percent. They need to cut a few. Way too many characters. They were picked up a season three, so there will be a season three. And there's just, they have to, I feel like they're rushing everything.

Like, you know, the director shows up, we'll get to that in a second. And, you know, next thing, you know, they're in love. It was like literally- Oh my god, I was in a minute of the episode. So, so you guys, there's a character that is Carrie's new friend, and she's a realtor, and she is Samantha 2.0. Like she's never been married. No kids doesn't necessarily want to be sexy, powerful, all this stuff. She gets a client, he's a director, and exactly that. All of a sudden, she says, I'm in love,

he's like, I'm in love with you, I have to go feel smooth. This all happens within like three minutes of the day. Yeah, why don't you drop everything? Because I have to go to Morocco, whatever for five months, won't you come with me? Yeah, that was very bizarre.

And it felt, I mean, there's so many things that are like exactly the same. Even we have the big moment with Samantha calling, where in which she allegedly got paid a million dollars for good for her. And she calls the car. It was good. And she's like, hi, darling, it's me.

I am so upset I can't come to your party tonight to say goodbye to your apartment. And she's like, oh, I didn't know you're a coming lady. And then, you know, she's, or London. And she's like, well, of course I would. I wasn't gonna miss this moment. I'm like, first of all, you're already said goodbye to the apartment.

When you showed up with the two balls of champagne to clean out our closet before she married big. Yeah. We already said goodbye to it. I know. Then she bought it back in the movie and then kept it as like whatever work space. Like why would you have to say goodbye to it?

Like it's so stupid. I feel like it was ever writing the show now. It's so lazy. Didn't look back at any of the... No. Because you talked about the... There was a guy who was dead. There's now back a lot. Yeah. They the the realtor had the same storyline is Samantha when her bag got stolen her purse

Exact same storyline Samantha had a storyline with the Richard guy where she said I love you and then she got paranoid that He's cheating. I mean it's very Lazy right, but then we have the new stuff in the post 2020 world of this, we have to really know about the sexuality. We really have to know about. Well, the funny thing is, here's what I find. Like, I don't hate it. So you watch it, they're a parts that are good

and then something absolutely ridiculous have you like, oh my god. This is so cheesy Like they have to beat you over the head with everything like how long and boring and unnecessary Was the character of the professor Naya Getting the guy the older professor coming in and giving her the award literally a six-minute scene Who cares? I see I also think that's these people, that guy who gave her the award. He must be somebody that I'm supposed to know. Like a famous actor or a famous performer.

Yeah, a famous actor or a famous performer. I feel like Michael Patrick King or Sarah Jessica Parker. They must owe people favors because there's some bad acting from like the smaller parts. Even from the big parts. I know. Okay, so let's then get into other things that don't make sense. Steve decides he went to Coney Island one day and he's like, oh, I'm gonna make this little Coney Island hot dog stand.

A real gourmet, cool place or a tiny hip and cool. Meanwhile, when Carrie and Aiden visit him, they're like, wow, it took three trains to get here. This is a horrible business idea. Who like no chic person is gonna be like coming down there. It's just gonna be, hey, let me have a hot dog or it doesn't matter if you make it cool, if you make it. And I guess he's not deaf anymore, so that's nice. That went out the window. Yeah. Because that was a big storyline that he couldn't hear anything.

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I got it. We're gonna improv the scene. Because he's really... Doesn't have to be exactly the same. We can do it. It's getting even worse, to see. Okay, keep doing it. Because now he's like slurring,

till he said, that's just, I think we made the right decision here. Cause it's the best thing for me. And I, I, I, I. Steve, I don't know. I've been through a lot. I mean, when I met you, I was Harvard educated and I was a professor. I was Harvard educated and I was a partner of a law firm. But I just want to throw that all away And I want to be an intern at the UN and have a

roommate. And I can't, I can't go down at a role coaster again. You know, I just like it's everything. You're going to go back to being lives being straight. I can't do it. I got this. I'm selling beers at Coney Island here. Como Estaz. I can't have a beer. I'm selling beers at Coney Island here. Como Estadio. See if I can't have a beer. I'm also an alcoholic, remember? No, but that went up the window. It never happens with Brady.

And on upset, the Brady's not going to college. That he's going to work at the Coney Island stand. While screwing Charlotte's adopted daughter, Lily. How many more times can our weird looking son pop up behind us? He's like the clown in it. He just keeps popping up behind that. Okay, so they didn't have the party that she's having her goodbye party with the Michelin star chef, which of course, why would she invite Bobby Lee and the girl, his girlfriend or wife,

that ruined her Met Ball dress. I know. And you think you're still going to hang out with those people and let them sit at your dinner where it's $600 a plate. And have like our own like a scene where they had to all do a word or whatever. Yeah, like hey, Storm, what do you think? Yeah. And he's like, oh, I want to get rid of Storm.

Yeah. It's just, I don't know what they're there. It's like, literally, if you were going to have a dinner party and you're oh, I want to get rid of store. Like, it's just, I don't know what they're there. It's like, literally, if you are going to have a dinner party and you're like, I want to put together in a collective group because I am an older white woman and I have no collective friends. So I'm going to put 12 people together, seven of which I have nothing in common with.

Like, it is just. I use, and then of course, I mean, the whole thing with, you know, the anal sex. Wow, wow. But it was, I don't, I listen, I got it. But I got it a lot. Like, I mean, they, I was like. They beat you over the head with that one. I mean, I was like, hey, you know, I mentioned this before.

I think, because I've talked to so many girls now, that for many, many years, I thought men could only have it from behind. Right. Okay. And for many, many years, I didn't know that it was a top, if you're a top bottom exclusive, and only some people are both, like how some people can write with both hands.

Only a handful are amidextrious or whatever. Yeah, that's only a few. And I think, oh, that's such a bummer here. You have the same parts. Shouldn't it be a more of a reciprocal situation? Yeah. And I think gay men and gay men who are writing this movie are annoyed that their dumb, straight girlfriends don't understand that you can't have face to face sex

even though it's anal. I didn't know that. And when I've said that, everyone's like, so many girls are like, no, they can't. And I go, yeah, they can. Why do you think just it's literally this much space between the two? But.

Well, you saw it. No, now so then they had to show it. Yeah. Because they're like, I'm so sick of these dumb girls. We're gonna show you. There's a bottle right there. Yeah. Yeah.

So show you. And then the next was, let's have a big moment. And then let's also see it. And then with all these innuendos of penetration and penetrable and control and springster. And I'm like, oh my, like, but, I mean, it made it interesting. I don't care.

I'm like, whatever. It's called sex and the city. And you're right, it's called, yeah. Well, it's called and just like that. I know, but I didn't. And then I also feel that they're like, okay, because all these people are, you people are mid 50s pushing 60. We got to have these young characters,

but they have nothing to do, like the girl who lives downstairs that bought the apartment. She's walking around. She literally even, we even when it's scripted, they don't want to talk to. Yeah, I know. And then she comes up to change.

She's like, wow, I loved your podcast. Well, listen, you can start another one. Yeah. It's like everyone else has one. Shouldn't be so hard. And then she gets a non-binary person to go have sex with at the end of the show. Like everyone then ends up.

And then finally Miranda gets a more age-appropriate lesbian match. Was that what that was? Was that leading up to that? Yes. I actually thoroughly enjoyed the woman with the dirty apartment. She thought it was going to be a great thing

and she just has a dirty, because we've all been down the road of shitty apartments. Again, it was in friends. I feel like it's that original of a thing, but it's still good. Yeah, but I enjoyed that. She was excited to really get her feet wet and really run with the lesbian lifestyle. And then it was like, is know, excited to like really get her feet wet and really run with the lesbian

lifestyle. And then it was like, yeah. And then it was like, yeah. And then it was like, yeah. And then it was like, yeah. Okay, so now let's get to the juicy part. Aiden. If, okay, this is what needs to happen next season.

Okay. Listen up, writers, who I know, listen to my show. Okay, so next season starts. Okay, this is what happens. Aiden comes and his son, you know, got in an accident. Right. And he goes, my younger son is struggling. He's 14. He had magic mushrooms and stuff in his system. He hitched back because that's what teenagers do is they hitch hike in 2023. Yeah. Not I got a lift for an Uber or whatever. Then got to the dad's house, took his car, truck, which he doesn't know how to drive because he's 14,

gets it a car accident and like breaks his leg or whatever and she's like, it's okay, Aiden. He'll be better, you know, breaks heel. So Aiden comes now after this whole time of refusing to go in the old apartment because that's where she cheated on him with big. He says, sure, I'll come after I've missed the meal and everything.

He walks right in. Now it's okay that I'm here. Yeah. Okay, after us going to hotels, having to sleep and pretend that we're cousins or something of Shadee as is at her Airbnb, we'll come back. And then, Aiden goes, goes hey I got to be with my younger son so I can no longer date you be with you there's never a weekend in the

future until he turns 20 so I'm gonna see you in five years when he's 20 yeah oh you can't come next week when he's at his mother's no he just needs to be carry let's and they show her having sex like they never did in any of the sex in the city. We see Carrie like, see some thigh.

Really like getting it, okay. And then, bye. And it has five years. Five years are gonna be 65 years old. Right. You're just gonna waste those five years. Anyway, what we need to see is we come back next season. Right.

And a couple episodes in, we don't really hear about eight and she's trying to date other people. And then one of these 29 new characters are like, oh, my son plays soccer, whatever played against, whatever eight in his last name is. And this kid was on it. And she's like, oh, you must be mistaken. Aiden's son is going through physical therapy

from breaking his leg last season. And they're like, no, he's the star soccer player. And she realizes all of I, and he was like, I'm gonna come back and fuck you over. You're gonna fall in love with me. You're gonna sell your apartment. You're gonna buy another house that you don't need. And then I'm gonna come back and be like, see in five years,

because you fucking did that to me cheated on me. Wow. Yeah. Because I felt it felt very fake. Yeah. If they have not thought about it, you can take it. Right? Because the whole thing they felt like they had no chemistry and it felt like he was

so acting like he was so into her right and he like sucked her in and then but it was yeah it was a you once again it all felt rushed and i feel like it's a rush because they have to put nine plot lines in each episode that they have to rush like the time that the professor has to sleep with the chef. She had a, yeah, there was another guy in the bed with her for a while, so to get out

because her ex-husband. I think, I think Nia's got to go. I'm sorry, there's just nothing interesting about that storyline, there's nothing. And I even think that the pretty girl, what's her name the pretty Couple that like you know is rich and has the kids. What's her name Parker or whatever? Yeah boring so boring even when she's like, oh, that was my lot. That was my word like you know

She has no connection with anybody. I like the guy the husband of you know from Hamilton. Yeah, yeah I like him, but there's nothing to do. Well, it's not yeah, I know I agree I'll tell you who you lose right is your lose And my Mario can tone too much Yeah, I find he's kind of a bad actor It's too sticky. Yeah, it's too sticky and You know sometimes I'm watching and I'm like this is good. It's getting good and then I like Mario can tone

I like him like on on talk shows and stuff. And then he comes on and I'm like, oh, he's gonna do his bits and here we go. And then, I feel. Next season also, let's do all the predictions. So that's gonna happen. We're gonna find out the kid never broke his leg. That's a good one.

Or that he recovered and he's doing great. Right. And why hasn't Aiden come around? Or Aiden's acting like, you know, and was it like, oh my god, did he really do this just to be like? Yeah. And then I think that there, and I'll have children and other people in the meantime,

Charlotte is going to dance with the idea of like dating someone or having a fair. Either someone's going to come after her or something's gonna happen with that older guy at the at the museum or whatever she was. So she's gonna have a little dalliance with cheating because they have such a solid marriage. Miranda's character is so I don't know what we're gonna do with her. Yeah. Just some lesbian love, okay? Then, um, Che, I don't think it's gonna leave. You think she's still gonna be involved?

I think she's like, oh, she done. I kinda think she might still be involved, but she should be done. They should get rid of Che. They should just get rid of Che. I kinda feel like, you say on the podcast all the time. I kinda like, I know, she kinda started to get grow on you. She kind of grows on me now. I kind of like her storyline because I'm like, how are they going to humiliate comedians and podcasters in the scripts?

I know. I want to see what they want to come up with. And just if we don't have to watch or do stand up anymore, it would be great. Yeah. Just talk about it. We don't have to be in the club anymore because it's painful as a comedian to watch You know, but what did she do that she still just become like You know like her whole life is over just because you're a pilot. I mean if anything She faded fast like like she's like his last season. You couldn't walk down the street people going crazy for Two of us those ladies were going to the pet store. I'm like I and then also it's kind of rude when the girl goes I'm a huge shady as fan any my huge Any, my huge fan, he wears one is anything else

coming up and he's stand up, specials or anything and she goes, um, I'll tell you because I'm probably never going to see you again. Yeah. That's kind of rude. You're at a dinner party of 12 people. Right. Right now. I'm transitioning and she's like, oh great, no, I'm transitioning into whatever a better person. So now I'm going to screw a 20 year old girl with a shaved head. Yeah. I don't know. They packed it all.

Does Samantha come back? Well, after I watched that, you know, the little scene, I definitely thought, yes, they definitely thought, yeah, they could, whatever the beef they have, they're going to work it out. And she's going to come back for at least more time than this. Whether she comes back. If, if I was the realtor girl, the actress, you'd be like shaking in my boots. I would be like, find me another role.

Chances are I'm not gonna be around. Yeah. But I would keep her and I would have them have a jealousy friendship About Carrie right because they're both much better friends to carry than Carrie is to them So let's and now the audience has gone back and realized that Carrie's character is like actually kind of a shitty selfish friend right and Like even when Carrie was like I'm sorry Miranda Chai Diaz and Steve are my friends.

Right. So sorry they're coming to the dinner party and get, you know, and deal with it. But Steve didn't come. No, he didn't come. Yeah. He must have been working on his other show. Oh, but you know what I did just realized?

She didn't know Che first, so Miranda does have to suck it up. Okay, but I kind of like a little bit of that. So I would actually like Miranda to stay in the realtor's day get rid of Nia get rid of I'm sorry the Parker girl Nicole Parker in her story It's just as pretty as she is and as good as her close are I just it's there's nothing right and Yeah, that's what I that's why it's that's how it saved the show and that's because there's so much talk of you know I feel like they got everything in if it it was a hot topic in the news,

they got it, whether it be, you know, a binary, not everybody's in. Everybody's in. Do season three, they're the introduce an alley. Because now everybody's talking about them. They're here. Do they, that would be the greatest. Everybody, I got it in the butt.

I met the greatest alien yesterday. Oh, he's tall, he's slick. Haven't you ever had sex with an alien? They have two penises. I'll have a Cosmo, please. You can steal that idea too, too. Let me tell you something. Inclusivity. You can steal that idea too, too. I love you telling you something.

Inclusivity, when it comes to two penises, is my kind of party. I mean, I would watch. Oh, we gotta have an alien come. Yeah, alienish. And then, yeah, then Charlotte's like, Hey, it's, you know, well, you're not coming to lunch.

Yeah. Oh, honey, you're not coming to lunch. Yeah. Oh, honey, I was bibit-a-bop. And she's like, boom. I mean, Samantha, I was happy that you came back from London, but I mean, you're so involved with your new friends, honey. You fired me from being your publicist. This alien has a hot book coming and the hottest podcast and you know what it's not just worldwide it's universal

yeah yeah yeah yeah can't wait for it i'm not going to brooklyn to watch fucking stand up again i can go on all day with the alien in sex in the city. And then then Miranda wants to make sure she doesn't offend the aliens. Oh that's right she's gonna stumble over herself. Okay so you're the alien girl. Sorry I'm late girls. I'm so excited to meet you because I've been I've been interning at the U.N. and we're working on um you know aliens from different countries but I know that's offensive now because you're actually in a Zamokh like in a Don Gop and I want to make sure that I call you the right thing that you are so I'm doing fine. Don't worry about it.

I think it's just really fun. It's really great. I want to learn more about your culture. Do you like dates? Yes, I do. Oh my god. OK, let's move on here. A lot of people really weren't watching it, so I hope they enjoyed that segment.

I know, wow, yeah, that's why. I feel like a lot of people stopped watching. Well, my sister stopped watching. It's funny because I went to a party a few weeks ago with the girl who runs like Max. Yeah, Max, and that's her show. Right, right. And she was like, the ratings are huge.

Like the world wide. So she's like, okay, so I said, it's gonna be a season three, she was like the ratings are huge. Like the world wide. So she's like, because I asked her, it's gonna be a season three. She's like, we will do it until they, they're dead on the street. I will never stop watching.

Yeah. No matter what. Yeah, me too. And, but I was, you know, my sister Shannon, she stopped watching this season. She said, I stopped watching when she and her daughter and Miranda couldn't figure out the strap on.

And she was talking to Carrie, like she was putting together an Akeia furniture set on the speaker phone. Like, I'm just trying to get the strap on for, oh gosh, you two crazy. Like, it was like, really? You're literally trying on the strap on while you're taking a call from your front. Anyway, that's when Shannon said, you two crazy. Like it was like really? You're literally trying on the strap on why you're taking a call from your friend anyway.

That's when Shannon said I'm out. Yeah. But what was the funniest thing was me catching her up and it just sounds so ridiculous when I'm like, and then Charlotte's daughter wants to have sex but there's a cyclone and she didn't get condoms so she's you to being out of have her boyfriend pull out but then charlotte goes in the cyclone and gets the condoms and then her daughter is now non-binary and goes by they then and is rock but rock gets a modeling

gig and yeah and then you know and then Harry wears a wig to like, I mean, I was painful when he was gonna be some cool skateboarder guy with the wig on, sneaking into the photo. I'm like, what is happening? Like, am I supposed to be laughing at this? I think what's good is that we're never gonna stop watching and it's not good. It is bad. It is corny. It is trying to hard, but then there's just glimmers.

There's just sometimes a moment or there where you're like, that was a really real scene. That was actually really good. Ooh, that was kind of interesting. There's just enough that keeps you going. I thought John Corvett still looks pretty good. I mean, whatever he's doing, he's. I mean, the jacket was the worst. That's what it looked like. My fire. But everything else. Oh, and the other thing is you you ever seen where they set the tone for Charlotte and for Kerry to have dementia? Yes.

So the first season, she was like, what? Yeah. You want me to have coffee? But I'm like, no, she's just in grief. But then they're like, no, there were two other times, someone put it together on TikTok. Two other times where like literally her memory is failing her. She's like, I don't remember. I said that.

And then when she goes to meet him, she goes to the wrong restaurant. That's right. But I don't think so. Yeah, that would be it. That would be a shame. Okay. Study claims more American men are being hospitalized for having foreign objects stuck inside their rectum.

Wow. I just thought this was a good story to do after. Yeah, after a lot of rectum talk. So anyway, it's true. They're saying they're getting an enormous amount of men coming into hospitals all over the world, right? That have stuffed, have put things up their butt. Wow.

So anything from little action figures to fruits and vegetables. Is that what it is? Yeah, all different things they tried. I mean, I've always heard the stories, you know, of course. I was in the emergency room when somebody came in and blah, blah. But I've never, you know, I don't know anybody who's gone through it. I always remember that one of the urban myths was that it was a doorknob. You know how like a doorknob has like a handle like that like a long handle and a girl

Got the doorknob stuck inside of her so then they had to come and Take off the door and the doorknob and she'd go to Hospital with it like come yeah, how does she get the door like what oh she I guess she went on top of the door open it No like to screw ourselves. Oh If you had no hands or something she was trying to open the door And no arms Open the door with her vagina Maybe and then like all those type of stories about things that fall in anyway

I think there's guys are lonely and they and they're just doing what they can do Hey listen, I'm on the road a lot. I'm alone and I'm alone in hotels quite a bit I never this has never been a point where I looked at little Luke Skywalker doll and go, you know what? I'm gonna shove that right up my Then they said that this couple up my head. Then they said that this couple were trying, they were in China and they were trying to have sex for four, I mean, they were having sex for four years and they couldn't get pregnant. And their family was sad and everything.

So they went to the doctor and they're like, what is the issue? So he checks her out and she's a virgin and they were having anal sex the whole time. Which you cannot get pregnant that way. Of course not. And so then they told her what to do and told him what to do. And now they have a child. But I'm like, I mean, both these stories, I'm like, okay, first of all, I think COVID really fucked people up.

I think you only need to go out. Right. I think they need to go out. Right. I think they need to hang out with other humans in person. Right, I agree. And have sex. Yes. And even video games, it used to be that you, someone would play next to you.

Right. Now you don't. You play while they are in their other home. So even these guys are even meeting people in person to play the game. I've been saying this on my podcast and beyond for a long time. We killed hookup culture, we killed it with slush aiming and whatever else. I think we killed the fun time.

We've talked about it many times. The fun days of getting ready, having the cute, top, or whatever, hitting the town, looking to hook up, it's gone, completely gone. I went out on Sunday night to a hot club that I talked about on the show the other day. What club? What I was like.

Melrose Place, it's called, and it's really on Melrose Place, and it was a rooftop situation. Oh boy. And DJ and no people were flirting. Was that right? Oh, I'm so happy to hear that. And then, yeah. and DJ and no people were flirting. People were flirting and hooking up. I'm so happy to hear that.

And then, yeah. Like good looking people, getting up on each other. You know, I don't, a mix of people. Okay. I'm not into the look on you. I have, I like a traditional look. But I like that it was a fun mix of people. I don't know who I would have chosen.

This one guy that when I was coming down because I'd come down the stairs right and He was like young and sometimes I've accent. He was a hundred percent hitting on me. Is that right? Yes Wow had that feel a lot. Did you feel live again? I just felt like this guy obviously is Looking for sugar mama and you know and I had a laser with like a feathered cough and I think that's true. That'll do it, that's yeah, that'll do it. All right. But I was like, no, I'm leaving and he's like, wait, I want to talk to you. And yeah, I was like, no, but that's what's out there. Speaking of crazy outfits. Okay, so Kanye and his wife, I don't understand what this is all about.

She has to wear nylon's with hideous white pumps, and then she has to wear tan nylon's wrapped on her head. She has to wear this outfit, and he's not allowed to wear shoes. And they're going through Europe, and here she is again. They say that she's going to get arrested for her indies in exposure where she's just wearing up whole nylon suit and I really don't know what the goal is and then he was on you know like in Venice or whatever one of those little taxi boats yeah and he had his full ass out why was his full ass at

jake because he's I think it was on I think it was on purpose. I don't know What do you think is going on here? I mean this is just isn't it just so people take pictures of them right? I mean yeah I think that's the whole thing this guy's like lost his mind right or is there all just the rules to get people to take pictures of him I guess but I don't see this like Working out well for either one of them. Nobody's like going, you know what?

I want to start wearing Nylon's all around and no shoes. And I know like, it's not, we're like, I don't know what it's doing. It's not. Is she an actually, have they been married? Are they married? People say like wife. So I don't know if she's actually his wife.

Right. But this is not going to last. I don't think this is built actually his wife. Right. But this is not gonna last. I don't think this is built on a solid foundation. I'm just gonna guess. I mean, he used to make, I mean, even Kim, who came from a, you know, a great family has a lot of support. Right.

Had her own business. She was convinced to wear big long ski jackets in July. Right. Because he told her to. And she couldn't have any color in her house when Dorth is born, North could never wear pink. Right. Because he told her to. Yeah. And she couldn't have any color in her house when Dorth is born North could never wear pink. Yeah. So there's something about whoever he gets as a girlfriend, he somehow convinces them to be dressed weird and do whatever he wants. And he's just

whatever new idea. Yeah. So right now it's like, oh, this looks great. Nile on on your whole body with your nips and your vatch hanging out and then just a white pump with a weird heel. When I went to see meet these girls, is it? It's going to be like, I worked for his company or something. And yeah, I don't know. I just thought it was straight. Because they all kind of resemble her, of course, right? Yes. Yes. resemble Kim. Yeah. Seems to be the thing. Kind of like curvy and a pretty face. Yeah. Um, Jonathan Shippon, food God. Food God sure. Yeah.

You still here. Yeah. Yeah. I know. I've read the story. In 2020, he loved this Korean barbecue sauce. He would talk about it on, you know, he'd always talk about food. Mm-hmm. And he said he pulled it out of the fridge to put on, and it cracked in his hand. And he has a big scar on his hand.

Yeah. And he's suing for $20 million, right, saying, because of that cut, my hand never repaired, and I can't do my social media post the way I normally do, because of this, because of a handicap. the way I normally do because of this because of handicapped. Yeah. And so he's suing the barbecue sauce, the distribution center, the store that sold it, everybody. Glass, just suing, just suing, he's like suing broken glass. Yeah. You know, like that's the way when something breaks, you got to steer clear. I mean, there, how can we prove that the, that the bottle broke in his hand unless there are like 700 other people that had that happen?

Yeah, this is. What do you think the goal, why do you think he's doing this? Do you think he's desperate for money? Is he doing it for PR? What's he doing for? Well, I mean, everybody's riding underneath desperate for money. You know, I see the comments,

but I don't know his situation. Does he make money talking about French toast? I mean, I don't know who makes money anymore. Everybody I see has five Ferraris in their driveway. Everybody, like, this comedian, you ever go to the comedy store lately? The parking lot of the comedy store looks like, I mean, it looks like a crib.

There's Ferraris. Really? It's crazy, G-waggans, and these are like comedians who are are you know come up with us Everybody I don't know everybody's making 50 million more. That's what they want to spend their money on I guess sure Yeah, yeah, but so I don't know what his like does that does he make money? I guess he does he hangs out with I Think he is a PR person. That's what he here, he got to start. So I think this is, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna see if they settle.

My hand is fucked up. The thing did really break in my hand, whatever. And it never really repaired. And I think it's a bit of a PR thing. I absolutely. Yeah. To just get people to remember him again. Yeah.

I don't know. I mean, it's all, I feel like this whole living in that world where you just kind of constantly figure something out, how to get yourself back in that world. Relevant, you gotta either wear Nylon's or sue a Korean barbecue sauce company. I feel like that's a lot of work. It's like, I know, or start a fight with somebody like,

how do you only had like a solid skill set? I know. This is why I tell everybody, you could go be an electrician. They're literally, I saw commercial for South Dakota, the state of South Dakota, a commercial for the state. They're like, we don't have enough people. Please come to South Dakota,

because we need electricians, we're building, and we have nobody to build. Come to South Dakota. we need electricians. We're building and we have nobody to build come to South Dakota. This guy should be doing electrical work in South Dakota. Maybe his hand won't be up, but that's what I'm saying. Kim posted this photo of her looking really thin in these jeans that she let her kids draw on. And she's like, oh, I just love my baby. For Mother's Day this year, they gave me these jeans, but she's like in her jet, taking a photo of herself. So a lot of people were like, oh my God, Kim,

it's not Mother's Day, blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, of course, it's exactly whatever one thinks. Of course, she was actually wearing the jeans, saw how good she looked, and then was like, I'm gonna post this, but I'm also gonna, you know, I do love that my kids scribbled on him, whatever. And I just feel like nobody's talking about them. I mean, she does look better than ever. Yeah. Because the ass has gone down and she's remained skinny. And but she got bangs. Did you see the bangs coming right

here? Oh, no, I don't like that. No. Just for that. No. So this is, they were hanging out, Chris and Kim were with Megan Merkel's mother. Right. And the reason this is important is because I have said that they should be hanging out

and they should be getting tips, Merkel and her mother maybe on what to do with Megan Merkel's career next. So they are now friends. They're all friends hanging out. It was a charity gala in New York called this is about humanity and they were just spotting they were hanging out with a Doria,, and, you know, but who knows. So they, this is just about what they wore. And then, you know, Kim had her baby bangs, which people are like, hmm, anyway, what do you

think? I mean, I don't like the, I don't like the bangs, but that's just a, is that those clip on's or something? No, I think it's her real bangs, but this said, as for Merkel, she has been in talks with some big name directors and producers for a potential TV comeback according to a new report. Now, I think she actually might start acting again. Why not?

Because the suits have become popular, you know, Netflix. And I really think there's just not enough reality stuff that she can do now with the podcast being gone and Who knows what how many more things they can do with like so they've already told their story I know he got new hair though. He got like a whole new hairdo. Yeah, so that's good sticker, but I think she I think I It's good. Sticker. But I think she, I think, I definitely think there's trouble in paradise. Yeah.

And I don't know, like she gets, if she gets on a show and starts creating her own thing where people are like, Hey, I don't really like what she did with the royals, but actually I love this show and she's actually a really good actress in it. That's where she can lend, start like reinventing herself and having people respect her for the, for the craft. She better be whatever she chooses to be and better be great though, because it's gonna be so picked apart that she's got here. Or do you think people wouldn't want to have her in it,

because she's got so much stink on her? Well, I mean, somebody will take her, because it'll get, you know, people will go see it. Yeah. I think, I don't know, you know, who knows. Anyway, this was funny. Yeah, I saw it. So Ade, you know who knows anyway. This was funny. Yeah, I saw it so Adele is performing at Caesars And there is this guy who is very close to the stage and he is standing up and he is singing and he filmed it He filmed himself getting all excited and you know

Just loving every moment and this woman comes up and is like hey Can you sit down? Like we're not being able to enjoy it. And then a security guard comes and he goes right back to singing. He's like, you know, rolling in a date. Like just, yeah. He's standing up, he's singing loud.

He was going wild. But then Adele was like, hey, leave him alone. He's allowed to do that. Right. Yeah. I feel like she loves to stop, he's allowed to do that. Right. Yeah. I feel like she loves to stop her singing and talk to the audience. Like, she really honestly would rather be a stand-up than sing. I know, I keep seeing her going out into the audience and what's going on in Vegas

where everybody's stopping shows because people are taking pay, like, just finish the show. They should see the shit we have to go through in a comedy club. I mean, they just... I feel like they want it. Yeah. They want the interaction. They should see the shit we have to go through in a comedy club. I mean, they, I feel like they want it. Yeah. They want the interaction. I know, it's why. And, um,

but then he, he's made a statement like, no, they can all stand up and done it. Look, I mean, I would think Adele would be one of those pretty chill kind of, like the, he's acting like he's at Taylor Swift. Right. When you go to Taylor Swift, you know it's gonna be, it's gonna be's gonna be it's gonna be standing yeah and everyone's gonna be standing and you're going because you have a 12 year old daughter right but I would think you're going to

so Dell like it should become a more chill experience so yeah that is pretty annoying yeah I mean I guess who knows I feel like concert you stand the whole time don't you I mean, I guess who knows? I feel like concerts you stand the whole time, don't you? I mean, certain ones. Yeah, but then also... If it's a, I don't know, I just went, I went by myself, I like to go by myself to the concerts. Right, where'd you go? I went to the Culture Club and Berlin.

I'd tell him before, yeah. That's right. So two different nights, they were together. No, together. And so Culture Club's first. 80s, Extravaganza. No, Berlin first. Culture culture clubs second. Did you see Doreen PK? No, actually he mentioned PK from the stage. Oh,

really? He said this is my manager PK's favorite song and he sang it. So he did mention him. So boy George boy George was performing at the Hollywood bull mind you. And he said, Pete K is my manager, and I absolutely, little Phoenix and Jaguar so sad to miss it. So it was good. Yeah, oh my God.

But I go by myself, you know, because my wife's like, I don't, you know. Yeah. But every song was a hit, did he do everything? Yeah, every duel of the hits and do a lot of covers, did he do, you know, good.

But he didn't do any like news. No, they don't bore you with that. They give you the hits and do a lot of covers. You know, good. But he didn't do any like news stuff. No, they don't bore you with that. They give you the hits and get out of there. Okay. But I was alone and I was a little concerned because I, and Hollywood would probably have boxes. You could have boxes and it's four seats in a box. We sat in one place. Yeah.

And they're, they're, they're close proximity. So I bought one ticket on a stove hub and I'm like, oh, am I going to be with people real close? Sure enough, I get there. It's just me in the box. And it's quite apparent that I'm sitting by myself because you could see it like the entire Hollywood ball could see that there's only one person in this box. By the way, that could be an episode of Seinfeld. Like, this feels like a sitcom that you would go to take a by yourself. And then you're with three people.

And they're all sharing food. And then you're like, actually got hungry. And they just start to share with you. Or you're going to be like, well, let me share some food with you. Yeah. I love the Hollywood Bowl. Yeah, it's the best place to see a concert. Okay.

What do we, how do you think we haven't talked about since the big break has happened with Britney Spears and Sam, the latest report is he is unemployed, he's looking for, well, of course, he's unemployed. He's an actor, we're on strike. Right. He's been with her for seven years. Is he expected to be working at Starbucks? I think he's separate it from his

right? Multi-million dollar wife like. I just want to say to everybody who attacked both you and I for this story. The apologies, I hope that coming soon because everybody said we're being insensitive about it. When I said that maybe we're a little too soon on lifting every, you know know now they're saying I've read and maybe it's true or not true I'm not sure that she's looking to reconcile with the father she wants the father back in her life and so if does any truth to that if the father now comes back in which is what I've been saying since the beginning I said I think the father was there then they have a sitcom called Father's No, Father No,

it's best. Bring it on. Bring it on. What were you to say? Yeah. I believe that that was, you know, from the beginning, I think that all the people dancing on the courthouse steps and stuff was a little, I think it was a little much premature for what was well. Britney Spears also cracked her head open and needed stitches after a fight according to tmc so according to their show called divorce and despair on tmc

britney cracked her head during heated argument with her now ex-husband sam in london and that you're quite medical attention for injuries however source denies the incident saying that the couple has never been to london together you think you would be able to figure that out. Right. Yeah. Anyway, she cracked her head open and she and Sam were going at it in a hotel room and

it got so bad that she tripped and hit the coffee table cracking her head open and needed stitches. By the way, today I got a lot of people being mean to me under my Instagram about my head, about falling on my head again. I don't know why they came back again. All of a sudden they just come, they just come all of a sudden, like 12 of them today.

About, did you get that shot again? Does new vaccines out or something like that? Yeah, you're gonna get that other shot. Yeah. You're talking about Jesus again, right? Like all this stuff. And I'm just like, oh God. And then they're like, you know, like all this stuff. And I'm just like, oh God.

And then they're like, you know, have you fallen again? I usually don't find female comedians funny, but it was funny when you cracked your head. Like, oh, you're nice. Like anyway. Anyway, then she also added two employees to her house staff, one with a medical background. Now you heard that the person that she allegedly was cheating with was her male

housekeeper. Oh, I did not hear that. Yes. Oh, wow. And he had a record like a record like a, not a, not a singing record. Like a, like he's not a, you know what, yeah. Yes. I mean, it's like a criminal record.

Anyway, oh, the two, wait, the two staff, one has, that you got, one has a medical background. Oh, good. So, yeah, so we'll see. Well, you know, you wish her the best. You really do. I don't think anybody, I mean, I don't feel this is gonna end well, you know,

it's just a sad story all around. And, you know, I like, I mean, everyone likes Britney Spears, you know, I don't think anyone wants to be bad to happen to. Do you remember whatever happened? No, no, sorry, not whatever sunset boulevard. The movie sunset boulevard. Yes. So a juicy scooper said, because I kyle and kimmerchard should mind me of whatever happened to baby Jane they're like this is a modern day um Sunset Boulevard about it old actress that still think she's a star and everyone around her that works for her makes her believe that she still is right and I kind of feel it's a version of this like she's so out of it that she thinks that she's dancing

for like the people in Vegas. Yeah. And, but it's being replaced with an Instagram. Yeah. And that she does it all the time. And like honestly, she is like, you know, they want to see and, you know, she does the same dance over and over again and. Yeah. So why is that her house? And where does she living now? How come we can't get? I think she's like still in like Calvass's or thousand or something. Okay.

Yeah. I don't know. I just don't know the day to day over there. You know, I don't know. You never see her out. You know, you never see her. It's never as a girlfriend or anything. I know. Was she went out for chicken? Was she never see her. Seven or seven or seven or anything. I know.

Was she went out for chicken? Oh, she did? Yeah. When did she go for chicken? She went some chicken hot wings place and then got with a bunch of gay guys and then they did a photo shoot and whatever. Yeah, so with a gay guys. But all right, this is pretty juicy.

This guy, he's on TikTok and his name. It's I guess his name is oh for citizenship I guess that would be his name right or this would be patty when he's the name of this person. I don't I don't know I don't know how the other works. I think patty is the name anyway. He does conspiracy theories So there's not enough of people don't conspiracy theories on tech talk. I think we need more This one is doesn't hurt anybody. It's kind of interesting. Yeah The people that are you know obsessed with Justin Bieber and Hayley Bieber, right? They believe that They will that he will announce or they'll they'll be getting divorced soon

Okay, they'll be getting divorced soon. Okay. They don't. Because it'll be five years that they've been married come September something. Right. And after that, he could be divorced and he will not be deported or anything. Oh, because it's a baby. And they believe that he, because he was with Selena Gomez and then they broke up and then he got with Haley right away and married

her right away because he had been arrested for something. And if he wasn't going to be married, he was going to be deported. And Haley, I mean, you know, Justin Bieber or not, if you could not be in America, that would really, really be detrimental to like his career and his life and everything. So he married her and I'm not saying he didn't love with her at the time, but it will be very interesting if something happens and that's just a conspiracy theory. That's interesting. I mean, I could see that and a lot of people do that, you know.

I mean, so that was a good one. That is a good one. I mean, she's gotten all she could get out of that. I mean, she's a big star now from that marriage. So good for her. What do you think about, um, we haven't talked about Sophia Bergara and Joe Manginelli. Oh, I think it's just. Getting divorced. Yeah. It's a sad situation. And then he got a big tattoo. Right. Of what does it say? What does this tattoo say? I gotta find that one. Oh, here it is. His tattoo, paste tribute to his American heritage. The tattoo comes amid the ongoing,

Armenian, not American. I was a reading right, and I was like, my God. When that, that would almost be seen as like, like if you were like, I, I want to, you know, have my American heritage, people would be like, you white supremacists. Anyway, Armenian, it's something that deals with, it's angel in Armenian.

Okay. Meanwhile, he's got his pup, bubbles. Yeah. And I have said that the dog was a major factor in breaking the two. You think so? Oh, I know so. Yeah. The little dog that Chihuahua hated her. Mm-hmm. And nipped at her, bit her everything. Talked about it in talk shows. Really? And want, and she bought the dog and the dog didn't like her. Right. And he never occurred to him to be like, you know, maybe we find it in another home or something. Yeah.

Is it cool that the dog hates you? No. He just continued to have that dog around him all the time and the dog in every photo was just looking away from her and hating her. Well, she also got Joe Mangy-Niello at this height. He was, you know, he was on, you know, magic mic and he was doing really well and he was, and then of course that all kind of slowed down a bit and modern family ended. She's still doing great, but I mean, I think that was spending more time together

after modern family ended and his, he had a lot on time. I think like a Megan Markle, like, after all the hoopla ends, you kind of look over and you're like, right, I'm not that into you. You're not that great. And I think I could do better. And I think she came from one of reds. She came from a lot of money from Colombia. She's not like some, so she has like some princess standards. Okay. And he's very down to earth guy. Yeah, and you know, one of the stories was that you know Oh that someone told me that he she was mad that he mowed their lawn. Oh She was like that's not what you do you hire someone to do that that's embarrassing huh, and he was like I just want to do it. I like doing it. Yeah I think that they, yeah, and I think not having kids,

there's less to fight for. She has a kid from a previous relationship. It was like third year, right? And so I just, I think it's like. Now is, is she still a judge on America's got talent? I mean, I think so. I think she's on there. Yeah.

There's this Wolfman, a naked wolfman who's spotted by hikers in the German mountains. And he wouldn't take his eyes off of us. Okay. But the comments are so funny in this article from the New York Post. Yeah. It's like, um, just go to out Hollywood, we'll follow it.

Oh, absolutely. As soon as I saw this picture, I'm like, this could be any 7-11 on Ventor, Pullup. And then they're like, oh my god, just let them live alone, like let them just be on the grid, who cares, you know? But they said he was scary in the woods, okay. Now I know that you don't really want sister-wise. I know, I don't, I don't. But I mean, I just wanna say a general thing. Okay.

I believe that these people are the poorest reality shows, reality people that have ever been on a reality show. Why is that? Okay, so this girl Rob and she was wife number four. Okay. And she joined Cody when the show was already happening. Yeah. But maybe they were on for two seasons. And she was divorced and had three kids.

And she was just like, this is what I want. You know, she ever said I wanted me on TV. But I think, okay, I'll, it can be on TV. And then I don't have to, you know, be the only one to screw him or be with him. I like having sister wise. I like this idea. My kids really, you know, will love to have all these other kids

around. And then in the end, he really only started spending time like this idea my kids really you know will love to have all these other kids around and then in the end he really only started spending time with robin and then the other wives were feeling neglected and jealous and now they've all left him over so they're all gone he doesn't have any wives he only has robin yeah who's crying the hardest because now she stuck with him and he's like such a dick. And Christine left first. Janelle is ready to leave this one right here. And then Mary is the first one and she never wants to leave.

But he's like, why are you still here? Like he is like, so, and now he's, and now he's pissed because the two wife number two and three Christine and Janelle. They love each other. They're like, let's hang out with all the kids together. And then Robin who brought him her three kids in and then had two more with him. She's like, well, my kids feel left out. But meanwhile, there's something real creepy that happened. What?

I mean, outside of the entire show. Okay. Okay. He has all these kids, like 18 kids. Okay. With her three, and he made Mary, who was only the legal wife, wife and one divorced him, so that he could marry Robyn, so he could adopt those three kids, then they had two more.

Okay. And we never get to see the inside of Robyn's house, and the rumor is because she is a hoarder. Oh, that's the show I'd like to see. Yeah, and there was a photo of him, I mean, someone's screen grabbed it of him, like, you know, talking into his phone or whatever that they used.

And it's like the decor is so ugly. And it's like, people like, why does he, she have all these frame photos, I'm like, oh, because she's a hoarder, and she keeps buying stuff and like everything. Yeah. So she's crying, because she's like, why does he have all these three photos? I'm like, oh, because she's a hoarder. She keeps buying stuff and like everything. So she's crying because she's like, well, they don't want to, you know, the two girls with all their kids don't want to hang out

because Maryly has one child. Okay. And they're feeling rejected. But one thing that I've said that now people are picking up since one of his daughters, who is technically his stepdaughter, no relation, he seems very enamored with. Oh no.

And so he takes her to get her ears pierced. And it's like the show is so boring, but I cannot stop watching. Right. So he's like, oh, you know, without really, we're not supposed to get our ears pierced or whatever. And she's like, so, and he goes, our religion, we're not supposed to get our ears pierced or whatever. And she's like, so, and he goes, I just think it's kind of a cool thing, you know, that

I'm going to take my daughter to get her ears pierced. It's a daddy daughter thing. Meanwhile, he had a daughter with this other wife who was getting like a very intense back surgery for her scoliosis. And he didn't go to the operation of the hospital or anything, but he's going to go with this girl and they slow it down where he like touches her back. Uh-huh. And then when they come back, he checks out her ass and licks his lips.

And they're showing us on TV that are they leading you to believe it? That's going to be it. No, they're doing it very subtly, but a fan has like brought it up. Wow. And I don't think like this girl wants to be, but like that happens a lot, like in the more, in the polygamist thing, that like, okay, if I want another wife,

could it be my daughter, but I don't think there's any way Robin would put up with it, but that would keep the show going for another 10 years But literally right they've been on a show for 17 years and None of the women have very much to show for it. They live in very humble things one hat was on a trait Was living in a trailer for a year now. She's got a tiny apartment with a tiny Christmas tree Yeah, and even Robin who owns our house, it's nothing great to look at.

That's why Bethany Franco wants a union for these people. They need to be protected, right? Doesn't she start selling food? But I'm just kind of looking at the Robin thing. I'm like, what did you gain from this? Now, you don't have any family. You're stuck with him.

And you really don't have any money after being on the show for like fifteen years. Yeah. And. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I don't understand. What? Honestly, they must have the worst attorney because I cannot believe that they don't live

a better life these women. Yeah. I would die to have any one of these women on my show. I'm going to see. Oh, they would definitely come on here. I don't know. I think they, I don't know. Get the hoarder lady. I feel like they don't do any.

Yeah, you don't see them out doing press. They're not really doing the, I think they really follow the rules. They're living the warm and lifestyle, yeah. They're really like the most well-behaved, like reality show people do whatever they say. They want them to film by themselves during COVID. They want them to show up at the same Mexican restaurant and have the same conversation over and over

again. They will do it, you know, whatever it is. And I'm just like, it's got, I just have to know how much they make. Do you know that Julia Fox's book is coming out? I mean, yeah, I saw somebody post something about it. It does nothing I can care about less than this. I feel like she's kind of in twizzled through. Oh, I saw somebody post something about it. I does nothing I can care about less than this. I feel like she's kind of in twizzled. Oh, I mean, hashtown.

You know, and also the Anna, the one that's like, you're so poor, the one that, like she's disappeared. Right, you don't see her anymore. I don't hear about her. You know, her else has gone too. I, who's her name, Anna? I don't know

with the did the couple from good morning america you don't see that road back and we wrote back and we hold on there here hold on how they they got a name we wrote about that but not a lot of scoop just that they are now this and we wrote about the tj homes are making thing instagram official the controversial couple shared the same photo

to their respective accounts and turn their comments off. Okay. So they're just still dating. Yeah. I know they don't want to, but the only choice they have is to become podcasters or realtors. Well, crack a bottle of sriracha and you hand and sue the company.

That's how you get and sue the company. That's how you get back in the fold. Yeah, I mean. They're either studying for the real estate exam and that's why they haven't started their podcast. Right. Or they are getting ready to launch the podcast. I'm sure it's coming any day now.

Yeah. I can't believe that hasn't happened yet. That's what we need it. I know. It's a little late now. But anyway, getting back to her book, this is what they say it's about. This is the description. This commitment to authenticity has never been more in display than in down the drain

with writing that is both eloquent and accessible. Julia Fox recounts her turbulent path to cultural supremacy. Such a weird, her parents, volatile relationship that divided her childhood between Italy and New York and left her largely raising herself, a possessive and abusive drug dealing boyfriend whose torment continued even from within Reckers Island,

her own trips to jail as well as her psychiatric hospital, her work as a dominatrix that led to a complicated entanglement with a sugar daddy, a heroin habit that led to New Orleans trap houses, and that she would kick only after the fatal overdose of her best friend, her own nearly thyl overdoses, and the death of still more friends from drug. Oh, it's going on.

Yeah, from drug and suicide and emotionally explosive tabloid dominating romance with a figure she dubs as the artist okay a world when short lived marriage with her trials as a single parent striving to support her young son yet as extraordinary as her story is it's a universe her universal what I said it universal telling the university ality university ality is what makes it so powerful yeah well you first of all why couldn't she have been in the Kyros retreat group oh yeah that's the kind of person that you want to tell a story at the Catholic retreat three day retreat.

I don't like the the blonde eyebrows. She looks like Madonna. This looks like very much Madonna's book. Remember when Madonna had the book the sex book. Yeah. And she talked about having sex with a Puerto Rican boy. She did in the book. Didn't you take a, didn't she?

But I mean, she could probably have said that was a fictional or something. Didn't she sit on a table or something and people, they've photographs are from underneath, like a glass table? Am I making this up? No, I always talk about that, but I don't think that was her thing.

She did like photos of her like being naked, hitchhiking, it was sex book. I swear, I was poop on a glass table, I swear. In that book. Yes. You definitely cannot buy it anymore. The only way you could get it is like on a glass table. I swear I was. In that book. Yes. You definitely cannot buy it anymore. The only way you could get it is like on an eBay situation. Yeah.

Oh, I'm, it was a big deal. A lot of people that do books that are like, oh my God, I will be canceled if this is out. There is no way to get those books. One being House of Hilton. Okay. That's a very hard book to get that I have. Right.

That's about the, you know, Hilton, all the Hilton. That's a very hard book to get that I have. That's about the Hilton, all the Hilton. Yeah. The, a Drew Barrymore book about her childhood. Oh, yeah. She does not want that out. Okay. And then this, and the sex book of Madonna, she talks about having sex with a Puerto Rican boy or something. Okay. But like I said, that could be fictional. It doesn't mean it's autobiography. Yeah. Yeah.

But, um, well, I mean, I think she's got some juicy stories to tell. I'm sure, but. But I don't know. I don't know if I like her personnel. Like, I don't know if I'm going to be rooting for her or care. Yeah. You know, so I'll have somebody else do the review of it. Um, North Hollywood strippers return to work

at only Unis Club in the US. I'm familiar with it. It's called, yeah. I've been there. What is it tell me about it? It's a North Hollywood club. Yeah, it's on Lancashan. Yeah.

It reopened after a lengthy shutdown. The club strippers walked off the job nearly a year and a half ago. They're returning to work as members of the Actors Equity Association Labor Union, becoming the nation's only strippers with union representation. Good. Did Bethany do this? She might have gotten that, yeah. She'll take credit for it.

Workers from other labor unions also join the club strippers to show support. They say... Star Gardens, that's the name of the place. Oh, they say they're concerns about issues including abuse of treatment by patrons and safety. Well, I think those super high heels and spinning around on a pole is a safety hazard. It is. And if you're really going to do about safety, yeah. You know, they come out hard when the first song begin, there's some 80s, some white snake songs such as cranking. And they come out. when the first song began doing some some 80s, some white snake songs,

such cranking. And they come out. And then smithering around and slipping. And then whippin' around, yeah. I was walking out in some platform hills recently and I took a tumble. You did? Yeah.

Where are you going where? I was leaving the show that I did with Sheena Shea. I was like going, you know, and then I was like, whatever, like a pothole. Somehow I missed the dirt. I couldn't even believe it. I totally fell. But I was okay. But I did pee a little. While falling?

Just a little trickle. Yeah, well. Because it was like so scary. Okay, yeah, sure. And it was just like a tiny bit of pee. Yeah. But I still continued to go to the next location. Well, that's great.

Don't let anything stop you from getting to the next good time. Anyway, so good for them. Good for them. Drea DiMateo from the sopranos she has and only found flanzacot, can't count. What is she just doing, like telling stories about sopranos? No, it's jaw dropping. Yeah, I'm sure.

So she's just doing beautiful photos. Why not? What are you gonna do? I mean, she's been, she's done some work. She's been out there. I mean, if you're pretty and you, if you're pretty, yeah. I say go do the only fancy thing because this podcasting thing is harder than you think. No kidding.

And I, yeah, I think people are starting to realize that it's a lot more work than you think. No kidding. And I think people are starting to realize that it's a lot more work than it is. But I think people like Dre and Damitayah, they're ruining the only fans for the regular girl. Yeah, a lot of people say that. Because people are gonna go to hers, pay whatever $40 a lot. Because they're like, oh my God.

I'm gonna be like, oh, that's a rip off. She's just, but not, yeah. But then she's gonna have to really work it. Like I think you get the initial boost Just like when a new podcast starts they are number three because everyone subscribed that week, you know But are is everyone to keep listening is everyone to keep going to her After they've kind of seen the photos and stuff. She would have to really engage them and talk to them and make them feel like they're special. And then probably she should tell soprano stories.

Yeah. In lingerie with beautiful lighting. Okay. And charge a lot for that. Well, there's already, I think the two of the soprano kids, the kids have a podcast. The only two that there were, right? Yeah, Tony's kids. Yeah, Tony's kids.

And where they rewatch the episodes. I don't know if they re, I actually, yeah, I think you actually just do like a podcast where they just talk about life. That's all I shouldn't do that. Yeah. They should go, let's watch it with us, watch it one every week, and then we'll recap it.

Okay. You know what's kind of sad is that April where should soon was totally the person that invented that Yeah, she did it was about a well April was a comic and a writers She's back again by the way, she's okay And if you like save by the bell look her up because she was doing this like 15 years ago Mm-hmm, and I'm like all to your pie. Guess you guys will we just watch an episode of Save By The Bell. And then we like talk about it. Yeah. With other, and she was like the first one to do that.

Yeah, I know. She must be pissed that everyone copied her idea. Anyway, the daycare workers who terrorized the children wearing the, the mass from scream, they finally got punished. I saw that. So we're, you know what I also want to say that things have bothered me. There's a trend that was happening. Okay. Couple trends. One was you take your, you're like

your baby sitting there on a high chair and I've seen this at daycare's too. And they just take a piece of like ham and throw it at them. I've seen that. And then it sticks to their face. And there some of them are like, okay, with it and others are like confused. Yeah. And then people are like, obviously that's, and others are like confused. Yeah. And then people are like, obviously that's awful. But then there's the egg cracking one. Where you take your kid and you're like, hey, wanna cook together?

And you're like, yeah, that one's gonna make a cake? Yeah, we are. So we're gonna crack the egg, and then they act like they're gonna crack it on a bowl, and they crack it on the kid's head. What? And they film it and post it. Really?

And then sometimes the kid is like, what? And crying. And people are like, this is so awful. First of all, this kid is gonna be traumatized. Yeah. We're not gonna trust you. No. And they also were so excited to cook with you.

Like it's so mean. And then this one woman did it where she's like, let's, you know, and then she was about to crack it. Then she cracked it on her own head. Yeah. And the kid was still a little freaked out. But at least people were like, at least that's a nicer mother. Yeah. Yeah.

That's, I mean, I don't, the pranking your kids. It's just for our kids. Do you remember when the Jimmy Kimmel, we ate all the candy? Yeah, candy. And everyone thought that was great until someone pointed out, like, it's not great. I remember watching the first one. I'm like I feel like and that's cruel thing to do and

track them and make them think that and Yeah, cuz I mean I Went to Home Depot with my daughter last night. We had a bit of a sink issue. Okay clogged Okay, yeah, but just I'm like a little commercial here, but let me just say Drainow works. You have a used Drainow. Oh my God. It works. Yes. Peter has had to do the Drainow because you know, I have a lot of hair. I have a lot of eye lashes. I go to the right. Anyway, enough about Drainow. Okay. Took my daughter a 730 last night to Home Depot. Fund. And they got a lot of Halloween decorations out big, giant, scary things.

And you could press a button and they'll all, you know, but the kids get to press the button. And my daughter was kind of scared by some of them. Yeah. And I don't know, maybe I was a little like these people because I was like, well, there's other little kids doing it, they're not that scary, just pretend. Which is like, I'm scared by it.

And I was like, oh, come on. It's not that scary. But anyway, now she wants to buy the 25-foot skeleton that everyone's buying. It's a hot seller at Home Depot. 25. Are you gonna get it? 200, 300 bucks.

Why wouldn't I? You should get it. But I have such large hedges and I live behind such big gates that I don't even know if you could see it. Why, you don't wanna put it in front of the gate? No, somebody else steal it. It's too big to steal. You don't even know if you could see it. Oh my, you don't want to put it in front of the gate? No, somebody else steal it. It's too big to steal.

You don't think so? I would do it in front of the gate. Yeah, maybe in front of the gates. And then we had a, Peter and I went to a Halloween party and I was a little red riding hood. It's hot and then he's a wolf. And he had like a wolf head that he wore for like a couple photos that took it off.

I think before we had kids, like we were doing the trick or treating happen. Had he did exactly this, he came out and did the wolf face. And the kid and the kid screamed and we felt so bad, you know? And then we didn't realize that one time we were just doing it for fun. And it freaked out our cat so much. Really?

Because it looks like a fucking wolf. I know, yeah, that's not good. No, it is mean. It is really mean. Last story, Steve Harvey sets the record straight on Marjorie, his wife cheating rumors. So some reason these rumors started that she was cheating with her bodyguard and chef. Yeah. Which by the way, how nice if you have a chef who also doubles as a bodyguard driver.

And fuck you. And? Yeah. You know that's amazing. Yeah. And, you know, and they're just like, I don't know. Like, what do you think? And I'm just like, I always think know. Like, what do you think?

And I just am like, I always think any of these rumors, like unless there's an actual girl that comes forward, like with, you know, like Jesse James and Sandra Bullock. Like when that girl came forward, that tattooed porn star, that was like, here's the letters, here's where I went to his place and screwed him on this couch. And I have, you know, and there was no doubt

that it was true that you found out there were all those others. I just feel like anybody can just say these things. Like, or send it to DuMont or whatever. I saw Heather's husband, Peter DeBias at a gay bar. Uh-huh. I mean, not that she would post something like that, but she could,

because she's like, I'm not saying it's true. I'm not, and then, you know, and it really wasn't. One time there was a rumor about me cheating. Oh, really? I was so flattered. Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah.

Who are you cheating with? They're just like, oh, she cheats out her husband when she's like on the road or something. Yeah. And I was like, oh my God, I love that. But if I did cheat on the road, then I would be more panicked. And I think that maybe I would be like,

I have got to put these rumors to rest. Yeah. But I think when you know that there's absolutely nothing. Right, you like, I don't. So I think if you are cheating, the thing to do is not to get upset about it. To be like, all right. Right, right.

And wait till real evidence comes. But be like, thanks for thinking I can get laid. Like I'm pretty busy. You have to act like that. And your audience, I mean, I don't even know does anybody out there if you'd achieved with and your shows, you know? It's like, oh, it's like women and married couples

and stuff. And gay guys. Yeah, and gay guys, yeah. I know. Good tough one. This guy booked a villa first family for the first vacation 11 years in Spain, and it was all a fake thing.

Yeah, I've heard that. Got there, no one was there to greet him at the airport when he tried to call, text, WhatsApp, whatever. No one answered like the address didn't exist. I mean, he already gave them two grand. Now he's stuck in Spain. These scams are so easy to spot from a mile away. You know, I don't know how people get caught up in them,

but I could tell, like if I read the whole story, I would be like showing you the red flags along the way. Have that, you know, it's always, yeah. Just rent the hotel. What are you doing? Well, you had a family of five. Yeah. I don't know.

I do think, I mean, I do think there are those stories, there's so many stories. Right. So many that there's like hidden cameras, you know, and then of course there's too many rules and all that, but then there's also like, there's times when it's been double booked. Right. And you get there and somebody's already there. You need to be more like the friend Joel is and just never go on vacation ever. We went to Jelly Stone Park, which is a campground, a Yogi bear themed

campground. This is all true. That's where we went for all vacations. Jelly, Jelly Stone Park, five o'clock every night in a golf cart. Yogi bear would drive around the campsite and wave to the kids and throw candy out from the back of the golf cart and the kids would run after it and pick it up. That was a vacation. Nobody was scammed. No. Peter always will say if the kids ever complain about anything.

Right. He'll be like, well, maybe you'd like to go to a motel six. Right. And sleep in the bathtub while I snore because that's what I lived through as a kid. That was his vacation? Yeah, his dad would snore, and he was on a swimmy trip, and he couldn't escape the sound. And they're all in same rooms, and then he would sleep in the bathtub. Wow.

And I'm like, well, it's never going to happen because we're never gonna go to the motel six to make these kids suffer. Right. So like, what's the point of your story? Like, it's like, you're always like dad, like you stop. Yeah. Yeah. I'm like, you go to the motel six

and get back in the bathtub. Chris, tell everyone what you're next. Well, are we have a show together? We have a show together. We're coming to Sacramento. We are coming to sacrameno San Francisco on the September 29th big show big live show sacrameno 29th San Francisco 30 like a good like photo for that right now okay and then and then San Francisco is Saturday night the 30th

yeah and what else do you have Chris well next Friday next Friday night, the first of September, I'm at the Montserrat winery in like, Tomecula, Fulbre, California. I know. That's the last minute thing. I bet to the wineries in Tomecula. I know for pronouncing that. I'll be there. Then I met McGubbies in Baltimore,

the September 13th, Baltimore. McGubbies, you ever been there? No, but I like to meet you. It's been a while. I've been there. Pittsburgh improv. Fun. 14th September. I've been there. Pittsburgh improv. Fun. 14th September.

I've never been to Pittsburgh in my life. Ever, have you, Pilly, Pittsburgh improv? I feel like I haven't. Yeah, I've heard a good thing. I don't think I have. Okay, good. And then I'm at Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, the next night, September 15th at the ArtsQuest,

SteelStacks ArtsQuest. You know where it is. Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. Just go to the point. Franchola. quest, you know where it is. Bethlehem Pennsylvania. Friendjola.fun, cover to cover. Yes. It's my podcast. Come over, listen to that, everything else. How's everything over here?

Everything's good, however, on juicy scoop? Yes. Wildtile. The summer is over. Yeah. How do you feel about summer being over? You want it to continue or you happy with? I want to say something bold and I think people should, you know,

how people want to get something bold and i think people should you know how people want to get rid of like daylight savings i think we need to adjust the summertime why is it that people are getting out like end of may and then have to go back to school in august when it's cold in june cold in july if the world is changing

why if i was the mayor okay okay If the world is changing, if I was the mayor, okay, of LA or any other small town, I would say, let's look at our weather, okay? The best months are, you know, July, August or middle of July, August, September. It's hot all the way to middle of October. Why don't we start summer later?

Why are we starting? It's like every year, it starts earlier. Or why are kids going back to school like August 10th? I know. We might have to work on that. I really think it should be, tell the end of September of summer. It should be July, August, September, because those are the better weather months. Yeah. That's a good idea. I'm going to work on that. Let's get that done. I don't know why no one else has thought of it, but you know what, you can take that. I'll take, yeah, I'm not gonna run

for any political office, but if I do, I do imagine me running for it. Oh God, I can't even take the people that aren't happy with the things I say on my own podcasts. I'd be destroyed. Yeah, I know, I don't know why anybody would want to do that. I know. That's a rough go. Anyway, okay, well, I love you's I don't know why anybody want to do that. I know that's a rough go

Anyway, okay. Well, I love you. Goodbye. Thank you Heather McDowell dot net for all for those shows to get the tickets because there is still some tickets left for both those shows for Chris I actually thank you