Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Angelina Jolie, Tom Cruise Conspiracy with Justin Martindale

Episode Date: March 30, 2023

The Gwyneth Paltrow skiing trial continues with testimony from the plaintiff and more fan-girl moments from the attorney. Ozone rectum wellness is not necessary. Justin Bieber is maybe taking a major break. Angelina Jolie should STILL not be trusted with her billionaire husband. Emrata was the "Vanderpump Raquel" in the scenario when she got with Harry Styles. Older men can still find the last love of their life. Mystery surrounds the model who fell off his balcony. Nick Cannon has no set child support with his baby mamas. Tom Cruise hasn't seen Suri in 10 years. How many times should you try to pass a driving test? Enjoy! Get extra juice on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/juicyscoop https://heathermcdonald.net/ Subscribe on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@JuicyScoop/featured Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/heathermcdonald/ Follow me on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@heathermcdonald?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/HeatherMcDonald Follow Justin @justinmartindale Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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in San Diego. Go now they will sell out Heather McDonald dot net. Hello and welcome to juicy scoop. I have one of your favorites, Justin Martin Dale. Ah, back from World Wooden travel here in the juice scoop headquarters. How are you? My love. I'm good. I'm good. It's good to be back. I just was in New York and Baltimore and Atlanta and yeah, it was Yeah, thanks to the Bellhouse theater and Brooklyn sold out good. That was great Mattel Lane joined me which was great when is Peltro ah this ski trial is pretty frickin fun I talked about on the the last show and I just watched. So for those of you just to get you up to date, 2016, Guinness was at Deer Valley, which I've skied there too.

It's beautiful resorts. There's a montage right there, which is kind of near where she was probably going to go to have lunch on these easier runs. She said this older guy ran into her from behind. He said she ran into him. Seven years later, we're watching the trial of the century. I mean, move over Amber, heard, and Johnny Dapp because this is what I'm here for. And it's pretty entertaining. Oh, yeah.

100%. I believe she's in the right. This is a bit, as someone who skis, who's not a great skier, you know, you ski and you skit your own rest to think that someone could sue for something on a bunny slope and that, you know, if you're not good enough to ski down this thing and you possibly running to someone

that you're gonna be sued and being that she's famous, I believe that, you know, this was a bullshit thing and I'm really glad that she's going on it. A lot of people think she's being kind of arrogant on the stand. I think she's being like, she's having a blast. She's having a blast. She's having a blast. She's having a blast.

She's having a blast. She's having a blast. She's having a blast. She's having a blast. She's having a blast. She's having a blast. She's having a blast. She's having a blast.

She's having a blast. She's having a blast. She's having a blast. She's having a blast. She's having a blast. She's having a blast. She's having a blast. She's having a blast. She's having a blast. That's it. And because when, when it's kind of in a condescending way, says, and what is your name, which is my name? It's Christian. Glandas, you want to take me to the slumber party

with the Goop product? Like why would she have said, my name? Well, it's, it's Ms. McDonald. Like, I'm questioning you, you know. She's like, I'm just a peasant attorney and she's like oh wish I was as tall as you know it's so weird and then a dead his daughter who is on the stand She's trying to be funny. Did you see that part where he did it where he said something and where were you staying or something and she goes We're staying at a VRBO

With my dad he gets great reviews, all five stars. And the guy goes, what? And she says, I was just joking. And then she doesn't know the answer to the truth. By the way, Judge, that was just a dumb joke about the VRBO that has nothing to do with this trial. And I'm like, oh my god, the fact that he wrote his daughter, I'm gonna be famous.

And now you're trying to do it a tight three at the laugh factory on a Tuesday night. I'm like, I can't like I'm gonna do is add the captions at the bottom like am I right? so I just thought so we're recording this on Tuesday and because I'm going away on Wednesday with my son to cover butaba. But I so I just saw the latest. So he's on the stand. And he his story is that he heard a blood curdling scream and she came down and then he was hit. And ever since then his eyesight has suffered. And then he gets into the part where he starts to cry and says I was in a romantic relationship with this woman

but because of my brain injuries from when it's running into me on the slope seven years ago I had to tell this woman Oh go I used to go I can't be and I mean I'm just like what I mean the reason I'm grateful for her that she did take it this far And didn't just fold and give them whatever a settlement because as someone who occasionally sees and is not a great Skier and my kidski and everything and I am Heather McDonald juicy scoop I would hate to be a target like but I feel like she was a target, you know, to sue her. And I would hate that all of a sudden now, this might possibly change legal ramifications for people who ski like, oh my God, you know.

This is a ski slap. Yeah, I mean, you have car insurance. But you don't have ski insurance. I don't want that to be something. I mean, you, you know, by getting your ski pass, I thought it was sort of like you're skiing at your own risk, but I guess you can only personally squeeze to someone. This reminds me of those videos, you know, where they have like dash cams. Yeah.

And it's like someone pulling out of a parking lot and someone runs. Yeah. It's the, it's the car front of it. Oh, it's in the alley. Yes. They roll off the car dramatically or that one video where the lady, it's a court scene scene and she has the papers and she walks by the other woman and just taps her with the papers on the head like bitch, you know, and she grabs her head. She's like, no, and falls out of the chair and starts rolling.

People are insane. However, I do love this. I did take a line from Gwyneth Paltrow while I was on the. I just want to say while you're talking about crazy scenes that are coming to me. Yeah. I remember there was a Brady bunch where they were being sued by this guy who said he was hurt

by like Mr. Brady. Uh huh. And he had like a neck brace on. And then someone, I can't remember who in the family, they take their briefcase and they, while he's giving testimony and they throw it on the ground and it startles how many goes.

And then they're like, what you're lying. Or legally blonde when she perms her hair. Yes, where she's, yes. I mean, there's so many, so many ways. So this, this is, I feel like there's gonna be a moment in that, but go, what will you say with that? I was saying like, that's how I felt on the Delta plane because I was like, this is bullshit.

Why are we, why are we stalled for six hours for maintenance, fix the plane and they were like, sir, what's your complaint? I'm like, I missed a day of skiing. Right. I missed a half a day of skiing. You said a half a day of skiing, yeah. And the Taylor Swift references,

did you buy her any Christmas presents? No, but that's again, she was fan-girly. Yes. Wait a minute, you guys are friends, right? It's like, not really. Yeah, I think you wrote her any Christmas presents? No, but that's again. She was fan-gir-garily now. Yes! Wait a minute. You guys are friends, right? It's like not really. Um, yeah, I think you're about her present. I think I've fallen to.

I think you opened up a PR package from her. Wait, wow! Is this the law now? Wait, I have another question. Did you a Taylor code of the Kardashian Christmas party? Yeah, did you? Because like, what was it like? Like, just, you know, briefly, just for the record, you know? No, I just want to know. I just want to know, like, what was it like? Like, just, you know, briefly, just for the record, you know, you know, no, I just

want to know, like what, like, was, was, you know, did you and, did you and Taylor possibly share ski outfits? She's so weird. I know. I do also love the other, the, the, the guy, his scream was really good. It was a good scream. Yeah. But also, I get a guy, I know he's complaining about missing like wine tastings. And I'm like, oh, I miss that. What did he say? Oh, he's like, you know, I'm missing several wine tastings

that I had scheduled. And I'm like, oh, I get it. The most entitled court case in America. Oh, I mean, if I ever miss a wine tasting like, ooh, it's bad news, you know, I can't. No, no, I mean, we planned it. We planned it somehow. We planned it advance.

But more goingwyneth news. She, according to New York Post, she says there's some, apparently there's a dangerous truth about Gwyneth Paltrow's rectal ozone therapy. So she's always trying new things. She's all about wellness and detoxing and everything. She detoxes all the time, there's all these things you can buy on your site,

2D talk, and I'm like, how many more toxins are in your body? Yeah, why is talks about poisonous? What happened? So this is rectal ozone therapy. So you did it, but now doctors are warning against it. So it uses medical grade oxone gas administered through an ozone generated device and it can be inserted in your body many ways and then it can be blown up the butt via a catheter out which is how Gwen is doesn't. There are unknown side effects

and benefits but the root is questionable according to doctors. So it's a gas molecule that's made up of three oxygen atoms also known as small, which is dangerous to breathe. What? The FDA put out a warning against it in 2019. It's $250 per 25-minute session. And doctors are recommending dietary supplements instead. I'm sure this is all just to get you to shit. Can we just do a metamusel gummy over the counter? It just sounds like bloing smoke up your

ass. That's all it is. That's all it is. Side effects of bloing smoke up your ass may include an leakage. But it's supposed to slow down cell aging. When it said it's the weirdest wellness thing she's ever done. Well, yeah, okay, listen, people. There's some things that you just don't need to do. Yeah. Like come on, drink a little more water, have a little fiber, and enough with this. Why you don't need a gas of your butthole. Yeah, well, now I think we're going to have like a Kirkland version of this where we're going to be walking into parking lot and see someone just Squatting on their muffler Just like honey turn the car on I got a got that oh so erectile there. Well, it's like that whole thing with the steaming vagina

We're gonna steam your vagina What let's take a shower What are you talking about you just steam it you just steam it like what's that gonna do for me? We see like those pictures of those ladies like in an old barber shop stall with like their like puppy cones on and they're like, thanks. I'm like, oh, how do you want a picture? What's going on down there? That was another one of those things. You know, reality shows always going in in waves of what they have to do to get the girls to sit next to each other. I think just let's stick to just a simple pedicure. Yeah. But it was the steaming vagina. It was the old school stripper

class. Then it was the classes where you're in sheets twirling around. Oh, yeah. Yes, then it was um, else where they were like we that we always would see in y'all the goat yoga. Go go go go now flamingingo yoga. Oh, is that a new thing? It is for my housewives franchise, yeah. Oh, at Miami, they did it. Well, you know what, I did yoga on my trip at the Virgin Islands. And there were some flamingos walking around,

but they weren't participating. No, they're not gonna participate. They're flamingos, they have things to do. They're bitchy. Also, they have really skinny legs, so they don't need to. Yeah, they don't need it. Wait, noy. Also, they have really skinny legs, so they don't need it. They don't need it. Wait, no, I'm trying to think of like, so it was, okay, yes.

Goat yoga, there was like rock massages, I think was one. Wasn't that like a thing? I still like a little rock. Or like, oh, cupping was really big too. Oh, she used to do the cupping and then people would, remember if you would go out on the red carpet and have a good bunch of red cups. You're like, look at my bruises, oh god.

Yeah, what's going on? You really need a cupping. What was that? There was another thing that was people were into like 20 years ago, where it's called like rulfing or something, where they'd go deep into their muscles that it would make you cry about your childhood. No! I don't want that.

Let's dig up your trauma. Sounds great, I'm in. There's all those other places where you get and they wrap you up like, it boil like a baked potato, and you're just supposed to sweat it out. But then I guess you'd be maybe within the next day, but eventually you're gonna drink the water

and whatever that water retention is gonna come back to a normal healthy way. Then there was the lemon, cayenne pepper, flush cleanse. Oh, that was your Lawn Dawn Beverly Hills. That was everybody. And then there, and now it's just, it was that way. Then there was celery lemon, cayenne pepper, flush cleanse. Oh, that was Yolanda on Beverly Hills. That was everybody. And then there, and now it's just, it was everything. Then there was celery, what happened to celery? Celery had a moment and it's gone. And then there was kale and that's gone. Then keel. Wait, I, I still like kale.

Well, kale, but I mean like kale. Like when everything was kale. I still like a crunch of a kale. Yeah. But then the keenwa, then like tofu. Yeah. And now it's like tumumoric or something like that. Mushrooms. Yeah, where was Tumoric like three years ago? Three years ago, that's what it was. So, no, what'd be fair?

Justin Bieber is touring with the idea of retiring after offloading his music catalog for 200 million. Okay, so I didn't realize he was 29. I thought he was a little younger than that. He's not looking great. I saw a photo on the other day and it was a meme that says Justin Bieber looks like a rougher right after you paid him

and you don't think he's gonna come back on Monday. You know what some people are into that? You know, who are they to judge? So it was White Paley, Bieber is 26. And according to this, he just doesn't feel right with the world. His therapist even said, just to make sure what he's doing

is just making him happy. But, you know, if it isn't, let's just set some money aside. And people are saying this should have been what happened with Brittany. Like, maybe if this was with Brittany, like maybe this is a good thing, just take a break. Yeah.

So we had to cancel so many shows last year because of his facial, facial freezing health problem, which is Ramsey Hunt syndrome. And but apparently he just wants to disappear with Haley and enjoy his money. Well, let me tell you something. Haley doesn't want to disappear. No, Haley will never disappear. No, Haley does not want to disappear. So that's going to be a problem.

And he's sobriety. It's triggering to Haley because her dad struggle with addiction and she doesn't understand why marriage has to be this hard. And he thought marriage would fix all his problems. So, you know, I don't know what's going on with the two of them, but. I think he wants an out.

I think it's a, I think it's a marriage cult. With the church and stuff. I think it's not with the church. a marriage cult. With the church and stuff. I think it's not with the church. There was some TikTok that I saw because it's valid, but there was like, you know what I love from TikTok. They dig and dive and find all this stuff. And like it makes sense.

Like Justin was on Ellen. I don't know if you saw this clip and they're like, how did you and Hayley meet? And he was like, I kind of don't remember. He's like, she was like a whole bunch of stuff that I was at and then like her dad introduced us. That her dad knew his pastor. Yeah.

And they sort of got together and introduced them and then he was kind of funny about it but he was just kind of like, yeah, it was an arranged marriage. It was an arranged marriage, yeah. I mean, I hope. And she's getting like the same tattoos as Selena is and it's just weird at this point. I think he's just like, you know what?

I want to break from all of this. Well, I just think a lot like Brittany and a lot like any child star. I mean, he started on YouTube just because he's a talented kid singer at like 11. Yeah, it's not younger. And it's been non-stop since 11. And I told him-

I think before he was like, I think his dad actually like took him down to like train stations to like play like- Right, those were all used to it. Like he was like the kid with like the suitcase trying to get a couple dollars. A little carpet bagger making a dream come true. And um, but I was when he, when he was on Chelsea lately, like the second time he came,

he wasn't feeling well. And that was one of the first time I saw people that they brought in a private doctor. And they're like, no, he can do this show. They're just giving him some shots. And I just remember thinking that was so sad. He couldn't have been older than 14 or 15. Yeah. And you couldn't be sick. I mean, and you know, at the time, of course, if he was sick today, he'd blow off Chelsea lately. But at 13, 14 years old, his whole team is like, no, you gotta do this.

You can do this 10 minute interview and sparkle and be charming and like flirt. And I always just thought that was so sad. And so then, you know, that's why he wrote that song. I'm so low, low, low, low, low, only, you know, and there's a line in that song that's like, and I was sick and you made me work. And I'm like, I wonder if he's talking about that day at Chelsea lately

when the doctor gave him the B12 shot in his butt, little butt. I don't know. I just think it's, it's, I think it is good. If he takes a break now versus later. Yeah. Because I think he could still do an incredible comeback but maybe he just needs like two or three years. I, I am all for this. Yeah.

I think it's great that he can say, you know what, $200 million for my catalog, sure, that, I mean, that's a lot of money. I've lived a lot of time. I've been doing this since I was 11. I don't want to be like, I don't want, you know, and I'm not trying to compare him to Elvis Presley, but it's like that's the thing.

At least he's like, I don't want to be like riddled with drugs. He's like, I have this condition. I'm gonna look after my health and my mental wellness. And like, by, rather like him take care of himself then like die. And let him be in charge. Yeah. Let him get that 200 million and him being in control of that 200 million

until he does get to a place where he might break. And let Brittany be like a lesson to anybody that's super successful, young, and especially when it comes to music, because you know, there's nothing, I mean, music is so different than like what we do. Like we could make some people chuckle and they're like into us.

But a song lives for him for me, you know, and it's like, Hey, that's what's it makes him so special. Angelina Jolie, you guys, I'm kind of excited about this. I believe from this video, it was Nobu. And she went on a date. Yeah, that's nobu Mal. You went on a three hour lunch with this billionaire named David mayor dear Roth child and he looks pretty cute i mean what a billionaire name i mean the best

billionaire named my dear Roth child i wonder i assume he is part of the Roth child he is but oh he's he call him, he is a British adventure and is ah, to his family's throne. They're bankers. You know, um, Paris's silder, Paris Hilton sister Nikki is, is married to a Roth child too. So I'm not ready for this. This is a weird family tree if this happens. But I'm here for it. It's better than a Kardashian family tree. So people don't know if it's a date. So I'm gonna hope that it is like me. He was married back in 2020 to this actress,

but he's named Karina Deco. They're not married anymore. But they were not alone at the lunch. There was a couple other people. So then that appears like maybe they're working on some charity or whatever. But he is age-appropriate. He looks like mid-forties and I like, I mean, I think he's not Brad Pitt, but he's good looking

enough. No one's Brad Pitt. But he's got sparkling blue eyes. And according to this, he's a lot taller than she. Yeah. And she, so like, I mean, I think... I love how they quote business meeting. I would love this to happen. I think it's great. He's a normie. I love a normie. He may not an actor. Or anything. He's just like a pervert. He's just a rich guy.

He's just a billionaire who like, what do you want? I can take care of it. Whatever you need for all 95 of your kids. There's no place she could throw them in where he'd be uncomfortable. Yeah, except like a red carpet, which isn't that bad. And it's not bad. Not bad. Oh, oh no.

Wait a minute, they're still married. No. So then it can't be a date. They're not even separated. Well, well. That's why it's quoted business meeting. Well, you know who also had a business meeting who was married a few years back. Brad Pitt, when he met with Angelina Jolie to talk about Mr. and Mrs. Smith, and his actress wife,

Jennifer Aniston, was like, good go! Oh, fun! Talk to Angie, I'm excited! I feel great! And she really did call Angelina Jolie or go up to her in public and say, my husband is so excited about working with you. It's gonna be fun. It's gonna be a sassons, sexy assassons and little- The Grey Clouds came in thunder-bellowed. So the rest is history. So I don't know Jennifer if you know this girl Karina or maybe you're age and stupid,

I get a little note to her, get a little note out to her. It's be like, I got you girl, you wanna, wanna get Margaritas and I'm gonna tell you this shit. Oh my God, that'd be great. Cause that wife is like clearly well off. So then Jennifer Aniston's just like, I'm gonna tell you what you need to do.

I also wanna just tap myself on the back for saving this topic. Yeah. Cause right when I found out he was married, I thought, why the fuck did we talk about this? But now, that's super important. That's super important.

That's super important. Yeah, now it's a developing story. Now it's developing. We got to make sure they don't have any more lunches. Uh-uh, no more lunches at Nobu. We got to call Nobu and say, don't run the list. In less.

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Go for it. Brighta Jetski. No, right, Akowski. Yes, I call her Brighta Jetski. Me okay. Anyway, she was seen making out with Perry style. She's making out with everybody. I did not realize that she was really good friends with Olivia Wilde. Like really good friends. And there's even a photo of her at the concert

right next to Olivia Wilde while Harry Styles was performing. You know who also did that? Rock Hell. When Tom Sandevol was performing her blonde friend, Ariana took her to the concert. Oh, look at your man yeah look at your man he's so talented yeah yeah it's like it's so crazy so someone said that's juicy scooper well I guess I didn't get her name but she wrote first six first

gannibal then Heather versus the chumps now this is 2023 the year of don't trust your friends I think it's the month I think Now this is 2023 the year of Don't Trust Your Friends. I think it's the month. I think I think March was a month of March madness of realizing wow. And so the story behind Olivia according to page six is Olivia Wilde is like, I'm not fucking with this girl. I'm like disgusted and she is allegedly a rumor to be trying to apologize or talk to Olivia or try to smooth it over. But Olivia is like bitch, I got you a ticket to the cause. I thought we were friends.

They have all these times that they've hung out. They were like real friends, like talking on the phone friends. And so Emily is just, I just thought she was just a Thirsty bit for paparazzi and and was down to bone anyone to get in page six now. I'm like who only right I know now she's off now. She's also like a shitty friend. Yeah, and if you see no other boyfriends And I mean I miss they're heading this well. She're ahead and missed. Well, she's so weird. It's like Pete Davidson, Eric Andre, like, who else is she date for?

I mean, there's like a whole list of them. I can't even think of them off the top of my head. No, there's like seven. And they're all like team. Miss Madness. It's like Leonardo DiCaprio's in there, I think. Like just eight blisters. So it's like, you have scandival, which I'm like,

I know there's a lot of disordered difficult names for me to pronounce But they're not the only other famous one is Brad Pitt. Yeah, I've done that for a minute So I think this is also at a certain point though Now listen, I know it's 2023 and I'm you know not a Gen Zier and My mother would tell me, you know minute you start around, no great man will want you, you know that type of a thing. I know that's not the case today, but at a certain point, isn't it a little like, that awful to say, aren't there some guys that'll be a little bit turned

off, especially that it's all been done in the press, like even if you're in the in the small town of whatever and there's the lit the local hussie uh... i know talking like it's nineteen forty three that has to print of the village yeah there's a local hussie and she's okay it's okay that all your friends scooter you're happy to screw to after the bar but is that the person you want to get me that the person are the person you want to tell the world? I'm gonna marry this girl. Yeah. Yeah.

And the only, I don't even know really what she does. She doesn't do any, I mean, I- She was in the blurred lines video. And the last movie I know that she was in, which she was the Hussie that slept with Ben Affleck when he was cheating on his wife and gone girl, which is a great movie. But that movie came out like 12 years ago. She just kind of takes pictures and just like hooks up with different guys every week.

And I'm like, is that your job? Yes. Good for you. But what do we, we have to come up with a name for this because if we have Scandival, then we need like, Ratic House. Oh my God, that would make her so happy if she could even keep this going.

She will. All right, well, I- So she's got. But she wasn't Tokyo, that's how they. All right. Well, I just got, but she wasn't Tokyo. That's how they hooked up. So like, was she in Tokyo doing something else? No. Or was he invited? Did she fly 23 hours to get to? Yeah, she had a layover. She was middle seat. She was flying to Tokyo. Yeah. Yeah, just to get the photo off. Hmm. That. Mm hmm. So this Porsche billionaire, he filed for divorce because his wife had dementia. She didn't see that coming.

Well, I mean, it's very, very sad. And I know there's a lot of people in this position as they get to a certain stage in their life that their partner unfortunately has this awful disease. They've been together since 2007. They got married in 2019. Their assets are 21.7 billion. But he's also been getting closer to a friend of 20 years, who's only 59. And so there you go. So he's divorcing her because she has dementia. Yes. And he's looking at what's the way he's saying that. Yeah. And because I mean, how else would you? Yeah, he's taking up with 59 year old. But do we think that a Porsche billionaire

is going to be a very empathetic person? Like, is he going to be like, you know what I mean? We're going to tell the end now. Yeah, he's like, honey, I'm going to stick through and through with this. This isn't the notebook reboot that we've all asked for. I mean, it is so sad and I'm not making light of it. But the good news is, is that like,

if she didn't have this horrible disease and she was aware of all of her surroundings, this would be a lot worse to find out that her friend, that a friend within their circles, that they've known for 20 years, who's also significantly younger than you, your husband is leaving you for her. So I mean, again, this is another scandal. Well, this is what I learned from.

I mean, Tom say I can't scandal is not the 20, 27 year old 27 point whatever billion dollar. I mean, buddy, is playing the Canyon Club with this cover band. Yeah. I mean, it's pretty close. And Olivia Wilde's in the audience. Yeah. I don't know his name yet, but I'm working on it.

Everything can be related back to Scannable, but what are you gonna say? I was gonna say, this isn't like, this is like Porsche versus Ferrari versus dementia. Yeah. This is that movie. This is like, it's like the notebook meets Porsche versus Ferrari.

It's like, real rich guys with cars and dementia. I know. Maybe Hollywood has another movie up the graph. I think if this was my mom or whatever, I'd be like, give us half of the billion. Does he have kids? Go to four, I don't know, I haven't gone that far. But like, and our mom's never gonna know,

we're gonna just say, yeah, daddy's coming, daddy will be here tomorrow. And she won't remember that we told her that he's coming tomorrow. We're gonna buy her a villa, live at her last days. She never has to know that he's left. It is sad. We're a dog.

Rupert wordhog. Speaks engaged. He is engaged. This cutie is engaged again he's ninety two you know what never told phone love and he's engaged to this girl and lezley smith she's only sixty six and uh... this was just came seven months after broke up with this ex-wife

gerry hall breaks up with gerry hall and gerry hall was married to mick jager and she was a beautiful model and they were together for six years Jerry Hall. Who breaks up with Jerry Hall? And Jerry Hall was married to Mick Jagger, and she was a beautiful model, and they were together for six years. And she thought when she married him six years ago, and she's like calling her girlfriends, and she's like, I got Richard, I got, sorry,

Rupert Murdock at that time, he's like, right? He's would be like 85, and she's like, girl, he is gonna be gone soon And I'm gonna be whoo and then he's like, you know what? I could do better Jerry Hall. I could do better So he's been married four times, but he said but this will be my last. Yeah, you think but maybe not Jerry Hall thought I'll be your last Anyway, they share the same,

what are those beliefs? Oh, they share the same beliefs. And so it's a coming perfect time for both of them. How sweet they're having a wedding this summer. Like, here's the thing, like if I met these people and I was invited to the wedding, like let's say I knew the woman. And Leslie Swift. Yeah, like I knew her, like we met a few times,

she was a juicescooper, we just became like friendly. And I got invited to the wedding. Of course I'd be going, right? And then you have to like sit there at these weddings because you're like, I'm thrilled just to be at this fucking fabulous wedding and there's caviar going and it's a beautiful setting. And, but it's just like must be so weird to be like,

so kind of like, we know what's like must be so weird to be like so kind of like we know what's going on. Fake about it. Yeah, to be like, I love it and talking to people. Yeah, how do you know the young couple? Well, it's weird. Yeah, it's like why are you used to date, dearie Hall? And I don't trust her. And Leslie Smith, I think she's up to no good. I don't know what her initials are ALS. I don't like it

Like her at all. I talked about the story was Sarah last week. Did you hear about this model who they thought Either died taking a selfie off off of his balcony in Miami or They thought it was a suicide. You know what's weird is that that that guy, I didn't know him personally, but I remember when people were finding about his death, it was like posted on Facebook. So I guess a lot of people that I followed knew him in West Hollywood. I never knew him.

Your friends knew him personally. Some people you knew. What's that? So some people you knew knew him. So the people that I knew knew of him. and I think it was being root like people were just quick to jump to like oh mental illness he killed himself whatever and then this popped up and I was like oh my god that's the same guy from the post you just Jeff there's Jeff Thomas he's the hot 35 year old male model, who either jumped off his balcony or was too

wasn't careful taking a selfie. But he was dating this billionaire, rich guy, billionaire named Peter Theals, and they were dating, always a billionaire, and they were dating for a while. They met back in 2015 and 2016 around then, Akatella. And Thomas apparently would use Thiel's wealth to make him look good. And in 2017, Thiel married investment banker. This guy Matt. So he married a man.

He was married in a relationship. And but then they stuck up their relationship, the guy, the model Thomas, and Phil. People wonder if they said anything to do with it. Phil was always throwing parties at his mansion in Hollywood. Your friends probably got invited. Probably. But you didn't. And Thomas would go Theal is one of the biggest funders of the Republican candidate of Republican candidates in 2022. That's always so interesting. Okay.

Thomas was hyping himself up to make an exit from his life with the billionaire towards the end of the year. So he was leaving the billionaire, leaving being a kept man to this guy who was married. And then that's why he left his house in LA to Miami. And his friends say they, you know, he didn't really gave a lot of information about this guy or his living situation. So that's a little suspicious.

And he was texting a friend a week before about being excited for an upcoming baby shower, and that person thought there's no way he would have killed himself. He had all these things to look forward to. He's downed completely fine. But he had been struggling with his relationships since last May with this guy. And they thought he stayed because he thought

he was securing his safety by being with such a wealthy man, but eventually he did leave the man. So there's just a lot of thoughts. Is there anything about this, but I, I really, I mean, I don't know what people are suggesting that someone else was on the balcony and pushed him and why? Or if it was like a hit, he knew something about him. But they would have to, like, I guess, guess I mean if all of a sudden somebody. You're gonna go public with it. Right.

So but if all of a sudden somebody falls from a balcony, I mean it is kind of a great way to murder someone. Okay. So I mean, I'm sorry, it is kind of so you're on this super high building and you know, and whatever you push the person over and then you immediately leave the built, you know, and whatever you push the person over, and then you immediately leave the building. You have no evidence. Maybe you, you know, like, Acquaker, his friend,

and you don't touch anything or whatever, but also no one's getting even suspect foul play if someone goes off the building. No one can, until, until weeks later, and they listen to juicy scoop. And then they play that out. So by that time, they've already cleaned everything. So I'm just saying, you're there.

But there's cameras in the cameras in the condo or whatever, you know, I feel like everything is like a big security. Yeah. There's cameras in the elevator. You know, but I think, yeah, there's no cameras that caught it and you go out and then you go down the back steps. You don't take an elevator or anything. Yeah.

Peter, don't take any selfies on a balcony, okay? I don't know. It is weird. I mean, I think it's... Or it could be that he did commit suicide because there was some horrible threat that was coming from this guy. But I mean, if I was this guy who was married to a man

and had an open relationship or was cheating with this guy or sky, but I mean, if I was this guy who was married to a man and had an open relationship or was cheating with the guy or whatever, the steel guy, I certainly wouldn't like that people are trying to tie me to the fact that this guy that I had on again off again romantic relationship, or maybe I was a sugar daddy that I had anything to do with it. Yeah. I'm not buying the, he fell from taking a selfie. Models know how to take selfies.

You know what I mean? And I'm thinking a building that's this new will not have a, would have a high enough thing, but that's why I think they're thinking that selfie. Did he stand on something to get a better view? No, I would hope not. But I mean, some people are really, people die all the time doing selfies

and doing crazy things for great photos that will get a lot of likes and get shared all the time. Yeah, remember all those people that died playing Pokemon Go? It was like an app to find Pokemon. They'd be like, oh yeah. It was a ball of soar and they'd fall off a cliff and die. Now, were they stopped that game?

I'm pretty sure. They were like, hey, please keep your eyes on. Remember you'd have that on your phone and then you'd see little thing like out there. Yeah, and then a bus would come hit you, you know? Remember when Kim Kardashian had her app where you could live like Kim Kardashian and go out with Jonathan Shabon

and eat some cookies at a nightclub? Oh, I'd be really happy for that. And it was her and and her air, her van was air. Character. Yeah. And then what happened with that? And then people were spending all their money. People would find out their kid got the app and spent $18,000

trying to get into the nightclub with Kim. Oh. Whatever. And then everybody just asked like that didn't happen. No, that's like that someone in cross the street and get hit looking for Pokemon. Yeah, yeah, a kid didn't spend $80,000 trying to get with Kim Kardashian. What's the difference?

What's going to kill you faster? I don't know. I think it's really sad, though, but hopefully that would scare me. I'm not one of those extreme selfie person people. Like that just gives you, they're like, hey, get up. You're gonna dangle from the Eiffel Tower to get that like golden hour.

I'm like, no, not, no. I'm not, I'm not gonna stand up. You're like, hey, look, there's imminent time. When you were in New York, did you go to that really time-to-field edge? You didn't do that? No. I was right there. I stayed in Hudson, the one in Hudson, New York. Yeah, that was fun. No, the edge. You didn't do that. No. I was right there.

I stayed in Hudson, the one in Hudson, your house. Yeah, that was fun. I don't know. That's a beautiful restaurant, too. Wait, I can. I'm not gonna freak you out. Oh, it was freaky. It was freaky.

I see those like those videos have like, this swimming pool was built over an open building. And you see people like on a glass bottom pool. Yeah, I kind of like that. No, Heather, you're extreme. All right. Because I feel like the minute I did that, the cracks would start happening and then I'm stuck now. Yeah, I'm just like go too far to like the third act of the movie.

Okay. Oh. So Harry, I'm here. So Harry, Harry'm here, I'm sorry. Harry, Pryd's Harry. Pryd's Harry. According to Marie Claire, UK, let's lawyer Warren's Pryd's Harry that his drug admissions from his book and whatnot could affect his US visa. Great.

I mean, this seems very ridiculous. Yeah. He just said in his book, he admits to having doing drugs to help with the pain of losing his mother. He did mushrooms at Courtney Cox's house. Who doesn't? Who hasn't? And this could impact his visa if he hasn't reported his drug use to authorities.

This could result in permanent ban from applying for citizenship and deportation. If they don't let him who is very tone-American, become a citizen because he did some shrooms at Courtney Cox's house, that is ridiculous. And so they are reaching for anything at this point. The amount of people that get into this country and you're gonna not have him. Meanwhile though, he and Megan,

allegedly from Page Six, they are trying to become members of the private dining club, the bungalows. Not the same as the bungalows. Yes. It's in comedy there. Oh, you have? I've been there once for dinner. It's so cute.

It's so cute. And it's like an old kind of boutique hotel. Yeah. That's so it feels the total 1960s old Hollywood vibe. It's so cute. It's so cute. And it's like an old kind of boutique hotel. Yeah. That's so it feels the total 1960s old Hollywood vibe. It's really fun. And it is the private dining club and they were very strict, even more strict than Soho about not taking photos, not talking about it, nothing. So I was a guest and you know, really no juicy scoop happened.

I had a really fun dinner with the people who invited me. I like the food. I love the charm. There's all these different kind of rooms. So it is really great for people who are members that want to do meetings or like Angelina Jolie. I would say meet that billionaire there next. Make a reservation today.

Yeah. And then hopefully his wife hasn't had to do aniston and he can still go have dinner with you. But because people not only can't take photos, but if they're a member and then they, like if I was a member and then I said, oh my God, last night I saw Angelina and Jolie and Megan Markle in the bathroom, then they'll kick me out.

Yeah. So I'm not going to apply. I don't even apply, but also I feel like I feel like if you're there and you like see them, you'd be like, well, can I get the check? But the whole appeal to get other people to go is that like this isn't no boo. Yeah.

And it's very, very, very chic. But however, the one time they did go there, the paparazzi happened to know and were outside and normally they're never outside. So I would think- Because Raquel called TMZ outside of Blush, Nail Salon, it told them that they were going. I mean, that is so true when she was sitting there. Yeah. At first I was like, why would she call TMZ? I mean, we all knew she called TMZ because she was just sitting there and talking for 32 minutes. And I'm like, why would she do that? Well, I'm like, cause she was setting up the victim thing and showing that she's nice to someone who approaches her

and all of that. But like you're sitting outside, like you could just go inside. Yeah, I was like, who is this ET street performer? Like I didn't know, like why? It was weird. Yeah. It was very, very strange. Spencer, let Spencer letter habit. I thought that was great. Let me let me let me just say

but for You know I like Lalla and I were talking about it. It's like wow she should if she survives and wins people over she really should be a model for a makeup line because She looks like a completely different person with makeup. Yeah. Like whoever signs her up, it's going to be like, you couldn't go from this, or the heat she's cheap for. Mm-hmm. To like, I mean, some people, they look so different without makeup, but then they actually have like a really good structure of a face that once you beat that face, it's like on Like do two different people. Mm-hmm. Like I don't think anyone would recognize you. No, I honestly would never have noticed her in public at all. Yeah Anyway, I wonder if they'll let them in. I mean of course they will. Don't let them in. Well, I'm just saying it's one of those things. I remember one time, I-

Because then they'll be like, they won't let us into the stand, just to say bungalows. They asked what color our baby was. They did it. But Hollywood and LA and old LA non-famous rich people are weird too. Like, there's a story that I heard over and over again that LA Country Club, which is like a very prestigious old

Country Club, it's the a very prestigious old country club. It's the best golf. It's like all the old, you know, LA rich people that Tom Hanks wanted to join because he liked golf and he wanted to join and they were like, no, we don't want your kind here, meaning Hollywood, we don't want actor. We don't want this to be a Hollywood thing. Yeah, they don't want people to hubbub our people. We don't care that you're the most beloved actor in your total delight.

No, we don't because of what you'll bring. Everyone will be talking about it, like all that kind of stuff. So it's kind of absolutely in with the parks and hikes that I go on in L.A. Tell me, you don't want to advertise and you find a new path. No, it drives me insane when people are like, here's the best kept secret in LA. This hike and I'm like, don't come here because the people trash it. No, it's true. And there's a lot of things. I see that on Reels and TikTok. Yeah. And I'm like, I don't know. There was like this many stairs. Yeah. Close to this thing. That could be a fun thing to do. And then you get there.

And it's all graffiti and there's trash everywhere and People are playing their beat pills like on the hike. There's nothing I hate more than when you go on a hike And someone is just blasting like their music that no one has asked for why are they wearing their AirPods? I Ask that all the time where are your AirPods on a hike assholes there. I said it assholes I'm trying to hike here. Look at that Falcon. Yeah, I yeah, I want to keep it low key. This came just came down on page six. What did he do now? Everyone's set favorite. Everyone's favorite father, Nick Cannon. He just did an interview on hot one of 4.1 and he said he does not have any set Financial agreement monthly allowance with any of the baby mamas any of his kids mothers

So it's not like they each get 10,000 a month or anything like that. There's nothing There's nothing even let alone any kind of like legal agreement. They don't even have a personal agreement. He just says there's never been something that one of the mothers of my children has asked for that they didn't receive. That is beyond comprehension to me. How can you be one of six women, all of which your kids are like under four? Yeah. And one check, I mean, this is like the ultimate sister wives, don't be selfish.

And one chick is not asking for more than the other. Not what, like that, and that you wouldn't be jealous about that this girl is clearly living in a nicer apartment than you. Or you're following that girl and you're like, why does her kid have Gucci tennis shoes on? Because my kid doesn't have Gucci.

Hi, Nick, you know, little baby, whatever their kids are, Rolls Royce or Sass Fire. Yeah, little Zillionaire is wearing Gucci tennis shoes and my little beautiful dad. Thousandaire. Yeah. Thousand air. Yeah. Thousand air is wearing Marshall's yeah, I'm

a raw stress for less. Yeah, I wasn't like that. I can't believe that is to me. This is the most gross. No, I just I don't believe it. I don't believe it last. I don't believe this kind of like anyone whoever wants something can get it.

Whatever you ask for you get, there's no way that these women are not going to start to compare notes and feel like one gets more or more favorite than the other or I'm not getting enough for my child. Do you think they'll turn on Nick Cannon? Yes. Work. There's no way you can't. I know.

There's no way. It's like it's one thing like when you're 26 and you're gorgeous model and you just had your second baby or whatever with Nick Cannon and he comes around and you bone and you're sweet and you're like, I don't care, just like the sister-wise with Cody, I don't care, I don't even have him in my bed every night. What in eight years when those two kids are,

you know, eight and 10 or whatever, six and 10 and they've got soccer and they need tutors and you're now 35 and it's not going to be cute and you're going to be like, you know what, I had like a fucking break. Who's going to take my kid so I could go to Cabo and get some fresh dick that doesn't wear a turban? I would like to try something new. There's no way that these girls are gonna not be speaking their truth and being annoyed and getting their own podcast to talk about it. I give it two years and this whole thing is going to explode.

And then in 20 years, we're going to have a new Broadway musical about the wives of Nick Cannon called six. Don't be like the original six about Henry VIII at his wife. But this one's going to be about Nick Cannon and his six wives and how they were not taking care of financially. She see. I think I'm just going to like writing that Broadway for the station now. Something exciting, exciting happened to you Justin is that you Dove and deep and got yourself a subscription

To the streaming service peacock and discover the real house as a Miami Which if you are if you're looking for something and you want and especially you just want some sons and fun It's Miami. Why do you love Miami? I mean, it's just, it's everything I didn't know I want. Okay. The women are incredible. They fight about everything. Who's your favorite? Marisol. She's drunk all the time.

She's like, I don't- She's not even featured in the photo. I know, she's not even in the like class. And she's like far like the most exciting. And I love Delexia, but then she kind of like became like this like mean girl, which I don't like. Yeah. I'm not gonna like judge her on that, but I was like,

oh, I love her son. I thought that was, that's a great story. Like, Larsa, I'm just kind of like, and then what's her name? I love Julia and her goats and her lesbian relationship to Martina and Everton Lova. And then we've got, yeah, that's great. Yeah, get out of here, Erica Jane.

And I'm time for that. Look at that legacy over there. Right, and then we've got Lisa, whose plastic surgeon has been just leaves or in the middle of the show on camera. In the middle on a hot mic. And she's just talking about Lenny and Lenny. And Lenny, I might get back

with him. No, I won't. And then the mother-in-law turns on her and then we have Kiki and um... You knew the mother-in-law was going to turn. I did too. Because that's just never and just it's very... it's very... Listen, if you get divorced from your husband and you're really close to mother-in-law, it can only work if it's somewhat amicable between you and your acts. If it's not, this still is her son, and she is going to choose her son over you. And she does. And if he ends up staying with this other woman, she's got to eventually embrace this second wife or whatever.

So it's like just know that that starts to happen. If you think there's hope, you can maybe confide in your mother-in-law, but when there's no longer hope, the mother-in-law is not going to be your friend. At all. Sorry. She's got a two sides and you're not blood. No. And I just love Adriana and her music video

Fire fire fire fire Miami, you know and no one's paying attention No, and they all just yell at each other and like better. No, but oh, I don't have a mortgage you have a mortgage You have two mortgages. I don't have two mortgages. Yes, you do you have one and I'm like Why am I like it's for all to my best? I love that the Spanish element of it. I throw all the way up this? I love that the Spanish element. I love it. I love it. And I love that, is it Adriana, right? It's just like, I mean, this is what I've always wished for. I'm like, no, you did it.

Like I watched the show when it was on eight years ago. There was, you were never even coming. Yeah. Like it was just like every housewife is just like, what am I going to do? I'm going to do a song. I want to say people housewife consultant here. I do think, and I've said this before, in this day and age,

getting a song is a lot easier than creating a line of frozen seafood like Shannon Bedore or lemon fincters. What are they're called? Sorry, they're like a fincter. What is it called? I think what if Paltrow has those? They're like these little drinks that are supposed to like, you know Know what's not a call a spritzer. It's definitely not a sphincter. I know I know a fincter is I know a fincter is like in your like in your deck, right or your asshole I know a fixer is like in your like in your dick right or your asshole That's a full but hole. Oh, well, there's something else Stinkster a tincter. It's like a little drink. It's like a little shot. Anyway

People have that people have a Gorselle had a line of betting that I was not a fan of. So the reason why I think a song is a way to go is you don't need to get a fulfillment center. You don't have to find a factory in a different country. You don't have to drive out to the warehouse. You don't have to make your kids start packing your leggings. You just need to find a two weird guys that will create a song in about three and a half minutes about you being a rich lady who wants to party.

They write it out. They you sing it. You get two hot craigslist models that aren't taking selfies off of a building they are able to show up and then you get your housewives in the video and you get great content for the show so all the producers love it They're they're not gonna be like we don't want to sing another music video. They're gonna be like Yeah, then on top of it. So you do your song there and the two guys doing it are like whatever like we can make your voice sound like fucking Barbra strikes it. Yeah, so we do that then

you can Sell out some tickets at a little show where a bunch of House by fans that are like bitch. We're gonna go see this loser thing Yeah, they all get together and they have fun and you're not gonna get a lot. No, but you don't need a band. You just need the one guy playing the songs which you'll now with a screen. Throw the YouTube video. Don't be like Erica Jane and get a bunch of dances.

Unless those gay dancers are willing to do it for like free because they want it. They're super fans. They're super fans and they want to take photos with you and use them with a housewife as their grinder headshot. And then be like, how did, oh my God, I love her! I love her! Like that's. That's queen.

Show me that lemon sphincter. Yes, and so that's the only way that is actually a smart thing to do because it's not gonna cost you that much money. Don't be like Eric or Jane with a big huge production. Don't be countess Llan with like hiring a band and then a drunk woman throws up on you. Don't do it. Yeah, a 12 piece band countess Llan. Yeah.

Like you just need that beep beep beep and then you do your little dance and you get a couple of songs and then like maybe you do like a weird, and you get a couple songs, and then maybe you do a weird Q&A or Sonya and the higher couple other comedians to be on, they don't care because they're like, this was a fucking fun night, and I just wanna have some drinks and food. And can you believe I opened for Adriana's, you know, like it's just a story.

Fire my amazes. You just tell on your podcast, like, so I am totally not against housewives, housewives becoming singers. I actually think it's extremely doable and easy. And it's fun and it's so bad. And was it in my head as I was in bed staring up at the ceiling grinding my own teeth? But now you can't remember it now, though, can you? No, but it's literally like, it was.

Fire, fire, fire. Yeah, what's going to catch your mouth? Miami's hot. Like that was it. And I was just sitting there looking at the ceiling Grinding my teeth like I did all the Miami cocaine because I binge watch like five episodes and I was like Uh-huh, and I was just playing in my head and like all of the brightest of colors and fabrics Yeah, yeah, I'm like why don't I buy more yellow dress? Green. I never think to buy yellow me on God just and I was straight these women

Hold mojitos in like you have diamonds apples peaches these women just hold alcoholic beverages You know what you're getting into I know that's also almost why am I not drinking more rum because rum is a horrible Horrible hangover it is a horrible, horrible hangover. It is. Yes, it's all sugar. I guess I just never have it. It's all sugar. It's just, ugh.

If you want to feel like dog shit, like the next morning, drink like 10 mojitos. Hell, drink three mojitos. I feel like the Kilos, my new best friend. It is. It was always there. I guess I just, now I'm just like, you know what, it gives you a lot for me because I know some people like I get so drunk.

I think because I didn't drink that much of it in my lifetime. That now when I have it, I get nice buzz, but I don't get like sloppy and I don't and I'm not really hungover. But you need to drink more tequila. This is sad. So, Surrey, beautiful Surrey.

She's 16 now. Wow. Surrey crews. So, a parent, according to everything we've seen, which I think this is true, this is from the Sun, Tom Cruise hasn't seen Surrey in 10 years because of Scientology. Of course, Katie Holmes divorce Tom when Surrey was five.

The story I remember back then is, you know, Katie was a fan of Tom's. Much like Raquel was a fan of DJ James Kennedy. She was a fan, she had a poster of him in her room, whatever. When they were auditioning, who was gonna be his next wife or girlfriend, somehow they came across her. And she was like, hell yeah, I've always been attracted to him.

Also, look where Nicole Kidman's career went when she married him. Okay, well Dawson Creek girl, that didn't happen. So she marries him, she has the baby. And we don't really, it didn't really She carries him, she has the baby, and we don't really, it didn't really, like, no one believed it. We had a culture, we were, because I don't really think he was pushing for it. He was just like, I needed you to be my beard. I needed you to be my wife, we have this kid. And then according to everything I remember,

she got to an age where then she was gonna start being indoctrinated into the religion. And Katie, who came from a Catholic family religion was Catholic originally and Probably was feeling all the weirdness of Scientology now much like Nicole Kidman was like I'm out. Mm-hmm. She got her out but since then he just she got full custody in 2012 with a settlement of 325,000 a year in child support, which is good. But, of course, I mean, when you think about

how many billions he's with, I mean, he's got to be worth a billion dollars with that, all that. Mission impossible. Yes. Top done, all that stuff. But their split is rumored. So, okay, like, so that's it.

He doesn't see her and he's distanced her and now she apparently wants to go to fashion school, which is great. She's 16. She's really pretty. And, but he's still close with his older children. I always thought this was so weird. Justin and Sydney, was that their names?

No, Isabella's 29 and Connor's 28. And he adopted both those kids with Nicole when they were married. But then when they broke up, Nicole had no connection, association, anything with those two kids. But she got from the day they were born, they were put in her arms. And then she went on to marry, who's her other Keith Urban.

Keith Urban. I believe she did carry her daughters with him. So I think she gave birth. I don't know if they're, I don't know if she had a surrogate. I don't know if we never knew. I really don't know. Yeah, Sunday is one. But I never knew if she had the fertility issue or they just wanted to adopt because they were busy. And sometimes people just always like had a dream of adopting. They want to adopt versus having other kids. Oh, and I just caught it.

So I'm just gonna answer these juicy scoop comments real quick. Justin Sidney or OJ Simpson and Nicole Brown Simpson's kids. So thank you for correcting from the future. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha I'm just already said it. That's in the wrong kids. Yes, sorry, but I do appreciate the correction, but I hope you guys don't get mad at us when we make the mistakes because this is a comedic conversation. This is not I don't have Nicole Kidman's kids on the top of my head every morning. I have research and everything that Annie does for me.

Sometimes another sherry pops in our head. Yes. And we misspeak the exact facts. Mm-hmm. I am all, I am team Surrey on this. I want this girl. Yeah, so I need Surrey New York like Emily in Paris. That's what I want.

A girl going to fashion school in the big city, you know. I mean, but I do, I do, I always thought that was so weird that you always had to not be part of those kids' lives, but at the same time, I understand why. You know, they were young and I mean, this is, you know, I'm just saying, they were young, they weren't, she did not, they were not her biological kids. He was gonna make it so hard and difficult for her. And then when she found, you know, Keith and was able to be a mother, I think at that point, and the kids, as they got older, probably said we never want to see her, we don't remember her. I mean, it's really, really hard

sometimes, whether you're like a step parent who then divorces the man and you have no rights to those step kids, how are you supposed to keep that relationship going? It's really, I don't think Nicole Kidman did anything wrong and that just just- She did, Tom Cruise is a pussy. Yeah.

He is. I don't understand. And I'm gonna say it. He's five foot one. He can fly like these massive jet engines and do his own stunts but he bails out of the Oscars what his film is nominated because he's afraid of his ex-wife running into him and you're a terrible father to your own daughter fatherhoods mission impossible

dude. Well there's also a conspiracy theory. Yes. Yes, I agree with all of that, but there's also conspiracy theory. Okay. That Tom, that, that, that Surrey is not his biological child. No. She looks just like, well, the child also looks just like Katie.

Yeah, she's a mix. That's how parents say. Okay, but the conspiracy theory is, A, he didn't have, this is the whole, these are all the rumors, concerns first. So they did adopt. He and Nicole could have be that he had the fertility issue, okay, because she went on to have kids. And also the reason nobody knew,

because she set on Oprah, I was blindsided when he filed for divorce. Yeah. From me, and he filed right before the 10 year mark, which would have entit entitled her to a lot more money in California for being married. And there were rumors that she got pregnant, but like lost the baby, but got pregnant, and that's when he realized, well, I know I'm shooting blanks.

So if you got pregnant, then you cheated on me. And that's why he divorced Nicole. That was rumors back then with with Surrey, the rumor is that Katie Holmes was dating. What is it Chris Klein? Is that? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, Chris Klein American pie. Right before she met Tom. And could she have been already pregnant with Suri when she met Tom and that was fine, got had Suri and therefore she's not angry that Tom's not in her daughter's life. She she's fine to not have them around. He's fine not to see her because he always knew that that wasn't his child, but he was

happy to father the child, happy to be with her as long as she stayed in her lane. And then we're going to follow in the line of being Scientologists and she was like, I'm out of here. And because remember, there was always that weird thing where we didn't know it seemed like we saw Surrey and they're like, wait a minute. This child looks too old to have been the age of create, you know of How old she's supposed to be like like because I think they got married. Can you look it up? Did they did Thomas or get married? I mean Tom and Katie get married at the infamous wedding in which

Leah Remony Asked everybody where Shelley shelly miscavige and she was all pissed because they didn't see her next to JLo because they were trying to friend-pote JLo into the religion but if I think they got married after she gave birth so it went really quick that they got together and she got pregnant right away and then she had Surrey and the photos of Surrey Surrey had like incredible thick black hair. But a lot of babies come out looking like they have a wig. I mean, it's so that's not unheard of. But so that was the rumor. She doesn't look like Chris Klein though. She looks like Tom Cruz to me. I don't think he has said I think he like like put his sperm in like a hidden valley

ranch bottle and like she went to the bathroom and did her thing and like I don't know. I think he like put his sperm in like a hidden Valley ranch bottle and like she went to the bathroom and did her thing and like I don't know I think that's how Did they get married? I think it was like IV after what ever gave birth Anyway, um I I think there could be some true. I think there could be some truth in that there could be some true. I think there could be some truth in that. They got married after she gave birth because the pregnancy came so quick into the relationship. That's where the conspiracy theory came about. Yeah. Also apparently we didn't go to the moon, but also scientists, which is aren't the most traditional people when it comes to religion and marriage. And his kids that he had with the cold kidmen, of course, stuck with Scientology believe that is a Bella Meredith Scientologist their hardcore into it is a bell and Connor and their 2928.

This woman not a Scientologist passed her driving test under 960th time of trying after spending $11,000 trying to get her license. Okay, I just want to tell you because we didn't have the easiest time with my son. Uh huh. And then I'm going to definitely share it with him to make him feel better. So she took the written test every day for three years

until she passed. She had to take it 780 times. The written test. Then she took the driving test twice a week until she finally passed. She didn't give up because she needed a license for her vegetable ceiling business. Her driving instructor was so relieved when she finally passed that he gifted her a car as a congratulations for passing.

I kind of don't think this woman should be on the road. This woman should not be on the road. We are rewarding bad behavior she's a virgin who can't drive so uh... so so it's nine hundred sixty altogether so seven hundred eighty taking the written test yeah which is multiple choice and two hundred and two hundred times taking the test with the guy or girl no no

absolutely not this no you know what I mean? Dense, no. She pulled out of the dealership and immediately her car exploded. So the Kardashians, okay, I had a trailer drop yesterday for their latest season. And it seems like a lot of people are losing some interest in them. Yeah, they're boring as hell. Who cares? Well, they said the season's not going to be boring. You imagine if they did say it was going to be boring.

They're like, we'd love to say it was the nice season, but it's not. That's how they're getting it. Yeah, yeah. Wasn't you in Lala saying that? Yeah, we're having a conversation. Yeah, we're having a conversation. What are we talking about? What are they doing?

I don't know. They did the thing. They're all married. They're all like, what were we going to get another season of Chloe debating whether or not to get back with her cheating husband, Tristan or whatever, like, what are we getting? Yeah. We're getting. Uh, North, she's wearing braids. Yeah. What are they saying the drama's going to be? Do you know or no? What do you think it is? I don't know what I would like to know is I want to know more about the Kanye wife Is that a real marriage? Is that a real thing? Is she really an architect?

But I mean that they're not gonna talk about that though. I know, but that's all I care about. Yeah, that's what I want to know about. I want to know You know like kind of what's up with Scott. Like, he's not dating anyone young anymore. Is anyone buying his talentless sweatshirts? I got it. What? This is what's gonna happen. I wish I could tell you this is gonna be a mild, relaxing, serene season, but it's not.

Because Chris is gonna be screaming at them the entire season to get off their fucking asses and get to fucking work. And make some shit happen. What? That's gonna be like Kim, eat your own advice, go, do something, make some shit. Look at her. Look at poor Courtney, just hungry, and tired. She's so tired of, you know, I do think no sugar in the eye. Even though everyone is like who cares about E or whatever. I do kind of think again. I mean, I think it's obviously right time to like move from traditional cable like the way people watch TV, but at the same time when it just automatically was on your regular TV

on E, you ended up watching it more because it would be like, we're going to have a Saturday marathon and you would just turn it on and you would like clean your house and all that. But when it's like on Hulu where you have to take a couple steps to watch it. It's the same reason why anyone that would complain about a comedy special and what you say, which will vote and vote yours in a minute. I'm like, shut up. It doesn't just fall while you're watching. You literally have to go to Netflix or go to Out TV and go and type in and watch it. Just watch it or Amazon Prime or whatever for mine. So I'm just like, but then you know,

you should have to make the effort to watch it. And I think you don't end up watching it as much because you're not watching those classic reruns. Yeah, you're not like like, oh my god, you know, the new season of the Kardashians. Do they, do they still show reruns of the Kardashians on E? I think they show like, can you just ask and see? I don't know. I mean, I don't, I'm sure they had the rights to. Yeah.

So I wouldn't, I mean, they show like sweet home Alabama marathon and I'm talking about the Reese Witherspoon movie. That's edited. They show sex in the city, edited with commercials, can't wait to sit through that. Why can't I just go watch it on another app? It's so bizarre. But sometimes I will though. But I think we're getting rid of our cables. I think I know how to do that. I think everyone is. What is this? This is a gay story that I saved for you. It's a gay story?

Well, it's about two guys. We already had one though. He unintentionally, but maybe not accidentally. She did on his boyfriend. Oh God. Do they were in a poly relationship, meaning many. Poly means. Poly many poly means. Polyamorous means.

No, but are you supposed to be loyal to the number of people within the poly? So if there's a poly for, you don't fuck with anybody unless they're in that form. I had a poly in my show the other day. What did they do? They were like there in the front. It was me and Margaret Cho and Megan Stalter

and we were performing at Largo, okay, and I think Margaret was on stage and Megan and I were sitting backstage. She was like oh you guys are all in a relationship It was like three or four guys and they were all hot all of them and they're like oh yeah, and we have like these are our kids and we and Megan and I were backstage like Holy shit, there's a hot poly couple in the front row. I talked about a poly couple that involved men and women. Yeah. And they have kids and the girls are pregnant and they don't know who the dad is because they all switch and live together and they all raise the kids together. But this was they're going to pop these with this was guys.

They were in a poly relationship, but they didn't set the boundaries. And then one guy basically got a whole other boyfriend. And then they knew about each other, but it was, but it bothered the other partner, but he wouldn't speak up so then they continued to get close until both relationships imploded. So it's a lot, you know, I think if you're gonna have a poly relationship, you get a white board in the kitchen. Yes. Get a dry erase marker. Have like, cut out a few minutes of your day. Get out of the house rules.

Have some house rules. Have some house rules. Underline. Get your one. It's a retro rectal ozone layer going. Yeah. And just really write out what you want. Be clear and forward. You might miss, you know, half of a ski day, but I think the longevity of a relationship is more important. Absolutely. Yeah. My last story is follow up on when I had Chris Benjola here.

OK. Because the two inmates were founded IHOP after escaping the Virginia jail using tools from toothbrushes. So they made little tools and they scooped that scooped scooped scooped. Like you would on a movie, I think, out of the trash.

And Shawshake and all the, we're like, then you cover the whole, then every night you do a little hole. Anyway, they got through and the first place they went to was I hop and that's where they were caught and then sent back. But I was talking to Chris, because he took his daughter to I hop.

And he was very sad that the, prisoners weren't there. The prisoners weren't there, but he looked like he was not impressed with the art of his daughters like happy face. Oh, yeah. Okay. Um, but I just was like, it's hilarious. And I have heard from other people because I didn't know if there's just something that's

happening in Tersanica, California. Chris was very upset that I have has removed the flavored. Serums. Remember how they'd be four serums? Oh, yeah, it was like blueberry maple. That was the fun. Original and strawberry or whatever. Yeah.

I remember there was like an apple cinnamon, I liked. Anyway, it's gone. Why? We don't know. First M&Ms, and now are I hop syrup? You got my skittles. What skittles doing? They're doing a move to get rid of skittles

because they, I guess in certain countries, they don't even allow skittles because, no, it's not, it has nothing to do with drag queens. None of the skittles are wearing too high of boots. It's just that I guess there is, they, whatever is made in the skittles in other countries they don't allow it because they feel like it's too unhealthy and so there's a move to remove Skittles from here. That's not the America I want to live in. Skittles is like what Skittles and

Twix are my kids two favorite candies that they ever want candies if I ever give them like Easter baskets or anything in their thing. These guys get Skittles and Twix are my kids two favorite candies that they ever want candies if I ever give them like Easter baskets or anything in their thing These guys get skittles and twix. Is that your fate? That's your favorite candy? I like skittles too because I was like a couple handful Just I just enough. Yeah, I don't need like a whole bowl of like green Starburst just a little a nice a bag of pinks. Yeah, starburst But these guys barreled out of jail, whittled their way out, and probably for flavored syrup,

and they're not there. You're right. Oh, can we have nothing? Can we have nothing? International House of Prison, good God. Um, tell everybody what, okay, we know you have your fabulous special. So tell everyone where they can watch your special.

You can watch it on out TV. It is a, uh, app, uh, an app. You can like download it, watch it kind of like what you do with a normal app. If you just want to watch something and yeah, okay, we did it. Okay. Cool. It's very supportive to me. Um, and I would appreciate it.

Thank you to all the people who watched it on Moment House and who have watched it and given me some great feedback Um, can I look up a date real quick? Yes, of course because I just want to plug this because I think it's very important I will plug again Everybody that that Justin will definitely be with me um in Las Vegas, May 27th. Everything is that Heather Donald dot net. At this time, everything will be available. It will be there. I cannot stress enough to go to Heather McDonald dot net and click on the city you want to

go to do not Google it and go to a third party situation because you will not get the best deal. And I want you to come see me. And so that's the first one, but all of them are listed there. It's going to be way fun. And also May 7th, I am doing a telephone. Oh, yes. At moment, www.moment.co slash dangerous. I am teaming up with several amazing drag queens Alaska,

BB, Bob the drag queen, Ginger Minge, Frankie Grande, who's not a drag queen, but kind of could be Jackie B. Jinksman soon, Kaccia, Manila, Trixi Mattel, and we are doing a telephone to raise money for the drag is bad Tennessee ban that's been past in Tennessee. So that's May 7th. So I'll be posting more about that as time gets closer. But yeah, everyone follow Justin, please do. Please do. Just saying with just a mercantail and thank you everyone.

Make sure to go to hathemintel.net for tickets and for Patreon and for new merch. Thank you. All right you guys I hope to spend Memorial Day weekend with you especially Saturday May 27th. It's actually my wedding anniversary but more excitingly I'm going to be with my three other husbands. First friend Jola Justin Martindale and Spencer Pratt at the Venetian in Las Vegas. One show only at the summit room. I love this room. It's intimate. It's juicy.

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