Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Armie Hammer and Swingers with Sarah Colonna

Episode Date: February 7, 2023

Armie Hammer did a long interview, and what he said will probably get him hired again. RHOP Robin Dixon wants us to believe she is the most gullible Housewife. Sarah and I almost missed our dinner, thanks to Peter. I partied next to Gwen and Blake. The Grammy’s happened, and I made a prediction for Lizzo. Jessica Simpson may have dated Mark Wahlberg. Did Oprah not invite Meghan Markle to her Birthday party? Swingers are putting loofahs on their cars. Sarah shares her thoughts on Pam’s documentary and why she feels guilty. It should not be considered “brave” to bring your older girlfriend on the red carpet. Get extra juice on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/juicyscoop https://heathermcdonald.net/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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To the number one tabloid real life podcast Listen in, listen up. And a McDonald's juice. A scoop. Hello, and welcome to juicy scoop. I have a great show. Our girls are a clona will be here in a minute. I just wanted to cover a couple of things.

First of all, I want to talk about army hammer. He did a very long interview for air Mail, which is a part of Vanity Fair. I read the whole article. I also listened to an interview with the writer who interviewed him. So let me just tell you what the scoop is. You remember Army Hammer? You remember when all that stuff came out. We were in the height of the pandemic and it was pretty fricking juicy. I was obsessed with it. Is he a cannibal or not? Because it was revealed by this woman, House of Effie, and two other girls that he dated, some of whom he dated, I think all three of them, while he might have been still married

and not even separated, in which he asked to take their rib and cook it and I'm 100% cannibal and everything. All those DMs with these girls were shared. So we were all like, what is going on? Is it cannibal? These girls talked about, they were very young. I think one was like 22, he's about 39 at the time. Talked about how scary it was and how awful. Then, so his wife and he are getting divorced and then this, you know, a little while ago,

the House of Hammer came out, which was a documentary which I felt really did not get much buzz. And I'm like, I think people are just like over this story. And I think it's really interesting, some of the things that became so popular, I talked about this on my Extruducy subscription page, of how things kind of just hit during this certain time

of COVID and became so popular. One being Tiger King, I just saw that the, what was the girl's name, the one that I care, Carol Baskin, apparently her husband was found What was the girl's name the to one that I care Carol Basket apparently her husband is it was found and is alive It's like nobody even cares, but at the time we were all watching the Tiger King So I think there's certain things that were just really heightened and I think this one was really juicy and it got really heightened so anyway He you know was supposed to be in shock on wedding. He lost a bunch of other movies, movies that were brought to come out didn't really get the publicity that they

wanted. They got divorced. He ended up in the Cayman Islands. He absolutely was selling time shares in the Cayman Islands. He talks about this in this article. This woman house of Effie, her claim was that in their relationship, which was on and off and did involve SNM type of sexual fantasies, also involved, according to her, she said, a four-hour sexual assault. So, with that, she hired Gloria already. But then, she didn't go through with it or Gloria already did not find her to be a credible witness. I don't know what happened, but nothing ever happened with criminal charges or even suing him for that matter. The two other girls were the only ones featured in the documentary.

So he gets divorced from his wife and at one point this woman, House of Effie, also reveals that the wife was corresponding with her saying, can you help me? Can we get together? Can you speak to this attorney? Because I'm trying to get full custody from Army Hammer and using you as a tool and as a person that he wasn't right with and abused will really help me get complete and total custody. I don't trust him with my kids.

So she revealed that. Since then, the wife and he are now co-parenting lovely. He has rights to his kids alone without supervised visits. And now this article comes out. One of the things that comes out in the article, he says he was molested sexually abused by a pastor when he was 13. And the writer says he said he told two people,

one was a childhood friend who has since passed, and the other is Cindy Garvey, who is the ex-wife of Steve Garvey. He's a famous baseball player. They went to, I went to school with the kids. I just remembered seeing them there. Anyway, she, I think, is very good friends with the mom. And they're all part of this like very evangelical type of church. I just remembered seeing them there. Anyway, she, I think, is very good friends with the mom.

And they're all part of this very evangelical type of church. So he says that, which is absolutely awful. But so who's the pastor? Is he still being a pastor? Army, please tell us. I mean, I know that if someone would said that about a Catholic priest at my school, I'd be like, well, is the guy still teaching? Is he still a priest at the Catholic church?

Has he died? Who is he? You know, and if so, you're just not going to say it because you don't want to deal with like legal ramifications, but don't you want to protect people? So I'm a little suspicious of that piece of information. And I think this was an absolutely brilliant thing for him to do, an abri-ient story to tell. The stories that he does tell in describing his life and his rehabilitation

of everything sounds very rehearsed, possibly maybe he's even told it a few other times in his life in different occasions. I'm very suspicious of it. His dad has since died. So soon he'll be at the memorial and we'll see, sorry, for him with that because he doesn't say anything negative about his dad. The negative, the negativity's life happened with this supposed pastor. And because of that awful instance, that's what made him want to take control of his own sexuality which was just a kink fetish and we should not kink shame

the writer is very sympathetic to him i don't know that we should just throw away people he lost all these opportunities i mean look at all these big movies he did the director of uh... say my name is that the name of it same i name i always miss miss it up the main movie where he played a much older guy who was having uh... sex with a teenage boy that all of hollywood loved that movie you know oscar nods and everything

that director uh... said i love him and i don't care when it says i can't wait to work with him again call me by your name is the name of the movie so um... i never thought he was a great looking guy. I loved him in that movie because he looked like my boyfriend in the 80s. Of course they do the photo where he looks ugly.

When you do an apologetic article or video, you cannot look good. So he doesn't look great. He looks aged. He's not you know In the Cayman Islands and a photo shoot with like the sun setting on his face and the golden hour looking out at the ocean He looks like shit and he's like I wouldn't give up anything

That happened in the last two years. I wouldn't change anything because it got me to such a healthier place of me like realizing why I was so fucked up and these relationships were all consensual. I never sexually assaulted anyone including this woman house of Effie. And um but and he has some some things to kind of back up a story that her story may not have been true um according to him, like he heard his shoulder, and so therefore he wouldn't have been able to do what she said at that time. And he said, I would never have given any of that up because I am who I am now. So Oh, and he says, you know, that so it's again, you know, the kink shaming thing. You can't kink shame. This is SNM. This is a consensual thing.

And you know, this language, this 50 shades of gray language. So anyway, I had predicted before that I think he would go be in some other show, maybe not Oscar worthy type of stuff because I think we're over him for being like the Oscar winner. But if the material is juicy and interesting enough and someone decides to cast him in it, then I think absolutely he'll work again as an actor. Maybe he'll work again opposite Amber Hurd in some like juicy streaming series or movie

for that's what I see happening next. And that's my prediction. And I think the wife would like him to get working because she has two little kids with him. And I think she would like some child support. And I think she's happy to have a father around for her kids. And if he really is behaving and Robert Downey Jr. helped him with rehab. And now he's like a sober companion and a what do you call mentor, mentor whatever to other people struggling with addiction and sexual addiction and everything. But the story that he tells, this is such a great publicity move for him.

And I'm sorry for everybody else that he hurt, but that, that is what I think is going to come of it. And I thought it was, whoever put it all together and sat down with him and figured out what he was gonna say is a very smart person okay now next robin dixon our girl from real house i said patoma i talked about this before

whether you're watching the show or not there was in the show it was revealed that supposedly her husband won. Now it's her husband for the second time. They were married. She was very honest in the early seasons that the reason they got divorced, if two boys that are like teenagers, the reason that they got divorced is because he, there was a big infidelity problem when he played professional basketball wetten up

so they got divorced when the show started they were really getting along they were living together and then they started to date again and then he asked her to marry him and we were all waiting for this wedding to happen and some of the cast members are criticizing her like care and it's not going to happen this is all bullshit this the fake storyline she wanted a prenup.

She wanted a fidelity clause in there. Then this story comes out and she addresses it on her podcast with Giselle that did want have a woman that he was seeing. She says, yes, there was a girl that he was talking to on DM because he was bored during the pandemic. I don't know why you just didn't watch Tiger King won and get into army hammer cannibalism, but he took his time to DM randoms. This

woman being random. Nothing happened, but we dealt with it and I'll tell you on my Patreon. So she does her Patreon, which is a paid subscription and people listen to it and give us the scoop. And it was this story that now she told on Watch What Happens Live. So what she said on Watch What Happens Live, which Andy was not happy with her because there's a big controversy. You're supposed to share your life. You didn't share your life and not only didn't you share it, but then you made fans pay for it on your paid subscription or your podcast.

She goes, well, I did sell some on my podcast, but then he says to Ebony, who is the former cast member of Real House with New York. How do you feel about Ebony? She goes, I have a podcast, and I'm all about making that money. So I'm fine with that Robin did it. So she says, well, what happened?

Andy was this girl, and they were DMing. They were just friends. The girl was actually coming from Canada to Maryland to See some other basketball player, so she calls one Because she lost her wallet in the casino and she's like can you come here to the hotel and use your card because I don't have a credit card I'm really upset and pay for my room. In which, you want such a good guy

that he went to go do that. But that was it. They did not hook up, nothing. Robin didn't love it, but they went on to go get married by themselves with just her parents and her two sons. And this is her photo that she just posted, and she said,

our way, our why. So it's big controversy, big housewife divide about, it should she be fired. Is she in trouble? Is this okay? I said, I think the bravo people need to really carve out the rules for these women and what they can share that during shooting time that they should only share during shooting time. She's like, this didn't even come up.

I talked about it on my podcast once. It was brought up on the episode prior to when I recorded. But I do want to say about this stupid story with Wondixan. You couldn't have said, all right, chill out, you weird woman I met on DM. What hotel are you at? The Marriott in Georgetown? All right, all right, chill out. You weird woman I met on DM. What hotel are you at? The Marriott in Georgetown? All right, all right. Let me just call and give my credit card over the phone.

And say, this is my friend. Please give her one night. No incidentals, okay? She can buy her own breakfast in the morning, but she's this woman I met on DM. And I just feel bad because it's COVID. I don't see why I had to go down there and do that. Anyway, the story of Sovrediculous that I said, the only thing that would make sense, the thing that would make this story more believable is that woman that was asking for Juan

Dixon's credit card was actually Gen Shaw from Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, because she's a master at getting people's credit cards and Charging stuff to it that they really didn't want So anyway, I did a little I did a little tweet about it trying to get you know back into the tweet Twitter's and um, so Anyway, so I don't think anyone's going to be fired the show is quite popular They all have fidelity cheating stories about their marriages. They, a lot of people have hid stuff from the cameras, hid stuff from, you know, it is

not the Truman show. It's not big brother. They can go meet their friend for a walk without mics and talk about what's going on in the show. They can pick up the phone and call Jill Zell and talk. They, if it doesn't, she's like, if you, nobody brought it up on the show until Karen did, and after that, I did address it on my podcast,

but no, I wasn't gonna divulge it on the show. And I think a lot of people, I mean, Shannon Bedor had a cheating scandal that happened and maybe while it was happening, she wasn't talking about it, but then later on with the demise of the marriage she was really really honest but i think a lot of people you know if the cameras aren't there right when it's happening what what kind of

what kind of weird Catholic confession situation are you obliged to do to bravo so i think it's a sticky situation but I think there will be some changes in their contracts and whatnot going forward. And I hope they don't make an example out of her because I don't want to see anybody lose a job. But there you go. Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. I have our girl Sarah Kelona back again. Hey girl glowing skin, gorgeous hair. Oh, thank you. Everyone says. Thank you. I appreciate that. I think you have nice studio lighting. Thank you. We had a fun get together and I was so happy because I had very little plans going into the weekend and I reached out to

Chris and I said, what are you doing this weekend? Are you around? He said, I am. And I go, I'm thinking maybe you and Sarah want to maybe do happy hour or something. And he's like, yeah, let me know. Well, then Friday came and my girlfriend was like in town. And I'm like, all right, I'll just do. And so then when I got the text,

which I'm sure you guys were invited first, to go to Chris's new house and then get dinner with you guys at Sonay Luna. I was so excited. So I was excited too. But no, this is how it works now with Chris. Okay. I go around him and I text Liz. His wife. Yes. I text his wife because Chris is, I love the man, but he's the worst at like making plans. Like you'll forget or he doesn't get back to you or he goes I say I he has a child so I say what time is good for you? Right, and he's like well whenever and I go okay wine he goes well that's nap time and I'm like well you just said So it's easier to just go directly to the woman in charge well that's good

So we got to see at Chris's new house. Yes. Which is great. And, you know, I remember that Chris was handy. He does come from a dad who was in electrician. Electrician. And so he had, he's handy. Then he has a brother who is a full blown electrician, like career wise. Yes. So Peter was just like blown away. He's like, you know how to do this? You can do all this. I So I hope we don't take advantage of Chris. Now, they lives close to our house. Well, I know, well, no, Liz told me, his wife told me because I said, I was like, oh, I look around.

Every time I go to someone's new house, especially when it's new. And I'm like, I see the fresh things that they've done and the things that they've hung up. I get very envious because I don't have like style at all. I don't have the genie there. And I'm not a neat freak on top of it. But I also like, aren't, no, I mean, I feel.

But I would never know to like paint a ceiling blue because he used to be brown. I would just be like, guess we have a brown ceiling. I could wouldn't have caught me. So I got excited about some of the things. He painted a black by the way. Everyone's imagining Chris's house with the blue. No, it was like a blue beam.

He was like, it was a blue beam. No, it isn't. It's black. It's like dark blue. Okay, well, whatever it looks good. Because he said that Liz, what got mad at him, it said something like enjoy your blue roof or something, but then she really liked the color.

Okay. Anyway, it was like, the things hanging on the walls, all that stuff. I get envy as to that, because I don't know how to hang. Yes, I can't hang things in my makeup look good. So Liz said, his wife said, if I wanted to give him a budget, send him to home goods, he'd change my life. I am so excited to do Chris Franchilla 2.0 stager to the stars.

Oh, yeah. I mean, why don't, why that could be a reality show. He's like, I love a home depot. I, you know, yeah, he does. He's good. He's got, I love a home depot. I, you know, he does. He's good. He's got an eye. So we go to soleiluna, which is this great Mexican restaurant, right up in Tura, very close to the new house.

And, but you cannot make reservations as to Saturday. We know it's gonna be a rat fuck, okay. But we go there, you put your name, and immediately Peter goes up and I'm like, Peter does not matter how long it is everyone wants to learn it You're gonna take whatever they say We're we're not yeah, you're not gonna get involved in changing our plans, okay? He's like all right So he goes and he puts the name down and then he gives us number and there was a moment in my heart that was like

I should give my number and I can't believe that I still question myself after 22 years because every time I think of something like that and then you go nah always wrong. So we go next door. So now the place has his phone over to let him know when the hour is ready. And he was not happy about the hour. I told him it's not going to be an hour. He goes what are we going to wait?

I said how they're just told you. I know. We the hour. I told him it's not gonna be an hour. He goes, what are we gonna wait? I said, how they're just told you. I know. We're waiting. Okay, so we can go next or, which is kind of sad because this is a decent restaurant too, but they're just getting the spillover from everybody that wants to go to Soliluna. But we can have margarine is there,

we have a table, whatever, get some app, we're fine. And then Peter goes, oh, our table's ready. I go, great. So I start to get up. I'm like, I'll go over there, because you know, you can't fuck around with these things. And I'm like, and you know, Peter and John are gonna pay the bill or whatever.

And all of a sudden he goes, oh, wait, I guess it's canceled now. I go, what? And now, not only do we have the six of us, but we also have a three year old child that needs to eat, okay? So now I go running across the street like a coyote. Okay?

And there's all these people waiting. And I'm like, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me. So I just want to say to the person that's putting together your TikTok about what a fucking weirdo Heather Rittal was at Solilutus Saturday night, I agree. And this is the back short. Sometimes small, daily actions really make a big difference, especially when it comes to caring for your hair.

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Right. I'm like, we have a table for six, Peter and she's like, yeah, he canceled. I go, no, no you don't make it for seven. I'm like, we have a table for six, Peter, and she's like, yeah, he canceled. I go, no, no, no, that was a mistake. We were literally waiting next, she's like, I already gave her a table away. I'm like, you cannot.

I'm like, no, we've been waiting an hour. What do you mean that you talked to him? I'm like, you didn't talk to him, I was sitting. Nobody talked to him. She's like, we talked to him, and he canceled it. I'm like, he never got on the phone. I'm like, please, anything that's lady comes over, indoor after I'm like, I mean, I guess we kind of want indoor now, it's cool it. I'm like, he never got on the phone. I'm like, please, anything, this lady comes over, indoor after I'm like, I mean, I guess we kind of want

indoor now, it's cool, but I'm like, we'll take whatever. Okay, I'm not, and she's like, where are you gonna be? I'm like, I'm gonna stand right here. Like, the heaters are coming right by me. I'm like, I'm not leaving my spot. So, he comes over and I'm like, Peter, I wanna see your phone right now. Okay? So I'm going to show you the phone. So you see the text from the play,

Soliluna, will notify you when the table is ready, this is at 6.13, hold for 5 p.m. reply 3 to cancel, okay, and hold for 5 p.m. A five minutes, hold for 5 minutes, and then reply 3 to cancel. Okay. So at 6.59, and Sarah was right, it was not an hour. It was 45 minutes, Sarah was right. So La Luna, your table is ready. Host, see host, within five minutes to be seated, which we easily can do, or lose your place in line.

Full party required, which we can do, reply three to cancel. At 7.08, he writes, we hear three to cancel. So, Layluna, you have been removed from the wait list. And then he writes at 7.00.00 and we're here. Okay, that's when I go running. So, this is the thing I've said to Peter before. So this is the thing. I've said to Peter before, he has a problem with reading comprehension. I don't think he... What happened in a really bad situation?

You may recall the story. We were going... We flew to Canada and we were taking a ship with his mother-in-law and all the relatives to go around Alaska and stuff from Canada. We had one beer, one Canadian beer, but I guess they can get you buzzed. And then we go through the thing to get on the to go into the boat, you know, and you have to answer this question out. This would be pre-covid, but still you're going on a cruise. Right. And it says, you know, check yes if you have diarrhea at whatever.

So he's like, and they're like, uh, he has to be quarantine. And we're like, what? And at this time, Brandon's younger. So he's like, we can't go on the trip. I'm like, no, we're leaving him. I'm like, what are you talking about? He's like, oh, I didn't read it right. They're like too late now. Now you've said, legally you've said you have diarrhea. So now you have to go to a quarantine spot. And we need to question everyone in the family and we need to take everyone's temperature because you said you have diarrhea.

And you're trying to like, wow, right? I'm like, you're not going to sue Canada. We have to go over here. Yeah. Because you did read it right. So I'm just telling you guys, forget about when you find the person you want to marry, have a reading comprehension test

and just don't let him be in charge of reservations. I will never ever, well now we know. He can never be the one that puts his number down, ever. I have to tell you, John was very concerned. Okay, because John really, he loves that place too. He didn't want to, he wanted to have that table He had been looking forward to solely Luna all day. I mean, too So now he's sitting next to Peter and he's like why isn't all he's he's telling me this yesterday

I was crying laughing. We're just that we're just having brunch and he's like Sarah's so panic because he didn't have his phone out, right? And John was like, hey, man Maybe she get your phone out because they're going to text us about the table or whatever. And he's like, Oh, okay. And then he put kind of, I think you put it face down at first. You try to face down. He's like, Hey, it's only been 30 minutes. And I'm like, Yes, there's a sudden, it doesn't always take an hour. John was like, prop the phone up and let me see it basically. And then. So then, and then he was like, then he realized that Peter had missed the text and he was like, and when he, when I saw that he had canceled, he's like, I just had a feeling he was going to fuck it up.

God. I was just like, it was so, it was so funny. What he would be, the look up Peter's face when he realized he had three was pretty priceless. Oh, three to cancel. So, there we go. We had fun. All the good times.

Yeah, you pulled it off. You went over there and spoke. You made it happen. My star studded we it off. You went over there and spoke. You made it happen. My star studded we can got better besides being with Sarah and Chris and John Ryan. I got invited to my friends at the Coliseum. She's in the founders box, which is like this incredible thing they built about three years ago.

It's so nice. Just like if you'd go to that crypto center or whatever it was really. For this NASCAR thing, which I was like, that's not a very long, that seems like a very small area to make a policy and it was, and we're on a little matchbox thing, whatever, I never gone to NASCAR. I like that there's free food and drinks

and we're with the, I'm with the L.A. Yeah. Next door. Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani you can zoom in. There's her ponytail. Oh, yes. That is her ponytail. Oh, with the kids and Blake and a couple other cute LA friends enjoying it. And I was like, I didn't want to like overly film. I was acting like a, you know, like I was like, I didn't want to like overly film it. I was acting like I you know like I was like mmm but getting her and um, we met Blake at Chelsea lately. So Peter pulled up the last day of Chelsea lately and he had a photo with myself and Gwen Stefani and him. But I forgot she was there. But I did not like jump over the thing and be like remember us

From eight eight years ago That would I mean what were they doing? They were great. Lovey-dovey they were just like a family He you know they had the three boys and I think they had some other friends there some other kids He was super attentive to the kids. He took off his hat when they sang the national anthem. Yeah. They're just cute. She looked great, fun. They played her song all the ba-da- doing when they do that? She was dancing around. Yeah.

She was liking it. And the Cypress Hill and was Khalifa played. So that was really fun. Since I wasn't at the Grammys, I had my own Grammys NASCAR. I mean, you did. That's, you had Yeah. Huge celebrities right there that are musicians. I've always wondered what it would be like to have like your song come on. Like, I don't know, I'm sure they knew she was there, but I'm just like, not necessarily did they plan it, they were just gonna play the song. Cause I was, I've never been more upset

than at my wedding. Carrie Underwood was basically at my wedding. She was at the same resort and she was watching our reception. How did you find that out? Cause she, I saw her, she was there. You mean you saw earlier in the weekend or you? That night, no, we saw her, she was there. You mean you saw earlier in the weekend? Or you...

That night, no, we saw her up in the restaurant. And then, um, my, and then John's agent was there. Okay. And he also happens to know her husband because he's Canadian hockey player. Okay. I think I might be making that up, something like that. Anyway, so I was like, why don't I have a carry-on

towards song on this playlist? Why didn't you couldn't you have adjusted it? Yeah, that's what I thought. Okay, I don't I guess I could have I didn't think about it in the moment It was all on like a phone or something, but I really thought I was like God I wish I had a carry-underwood song cuz then I could like hey girl. Yes, maybe she'd come down. Maybe she'd come down, have an app, probably not. Heart breaking. Oh, the other thing I did this weekend was I went to one of those Asian spas

that scrubbed your body down to the bone. Have you done it? I've done it once. I didn't like it. It's not for the faint of heart. No. You gotta be willing to be buck naked and see a lot of different bodies.

Yeah. And then you go into your own private room and they throw you on like a plastic bed almost like a corner. Like if you were like, if you were a rubber, yeah, like it's literally like a corner. Did you go to like a Olympic,

I don't want to do that. No, no, I wanted this one and Chatsworth. Okay. And I thought it was great. And your skin is like very shiny. I mean, I mean, I mean, they got off like 22 years of dead skin. I mean, they flip you around everything. I mean, it's a little and it's not it's not that soft. So if you can't like handle like a little bit of, but then I open my eyes just as they're about to take the bucket to throw the warm water and see all the dead brown skin.

And I'm like, like, if I could have brought my phone in and just filmed the dead skin going down the drain, I probably would, I would probably go to bed to that every night. I would, okay, what would, what would you rather go to sleep to that or the sound of back cracking? It's a hard choice. Yeah. I don't know that there's videos of dead skin removal,

like there is back cracking. There it is. But I say start, start, if you have one of these spots and you want people to go, film someone's dead skin coming off their back and people will be lined up. I went to one. Yeah. I didn't like it.

I felt very violated. No, I mean, I liked that aspect of it, and I didn't mind it. Yeah, I liked it being violated part. No, I liked the aspect of the skin coming off. I liked, I didn't mind that everyone was walking around like, it was like, they actually are like, you can't work clothes.

Right. It's like, it's a bacterial thing. Yeah, they don't want you to. Yeah. But when they threw me on that rubber mat and I just, and flipped you around, like you're about to fall off. Yeah, and it just felt like I was just being like, slapped around like a fish on a pool deck or something.

You do feel like the people in Seattle that take the fishes and throw them at each other. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I had also mistakenly asked for a massage, and they just do it in the same place. So there's nowhere to put your face. You don't really, you know what I would say. I don't know if that might be part of the package,

but if you don't need to do that, I would just do the scrub and then be on your way. Okay. Because I agree. I felt like I was gonna leave there in like a neck brace or something. I felt like it was being really tossed around. Yeah.

But you know, they're just, it's all business. I'm not touching my arm right now. And it is like nine days. Okay. I think it's a cool thing to do once a month. Okay. Let's get into the Grammys. Beyonce now won for having the most Grammys ever.

I didn't love the stress that she wore. beyond say now one for having the most grammies ever. I didn't love the dress that she wore. I think there's like too many things going on. It's like a silver bottom with a slit and then like a gold bodice and then black gloves. But I guess maybe she wanted to look like the granny. Maybe that's what it was. Oh, I would, I kind of would like, I think I would like it if it was all gold.

Yeah. Yeah. But this was said wasn't Lizzo in a similar. She had just the same silver and so did machine gun Kelly. So and I was just at Neiman's and I saw a blazer and a suit in that same tin foil baked potato look. Oh, so that's a thing. That's in right now. The baked potato look. Yeah. I don't want it to be in. She's so beautiful. I feel like I would have really liked that dress if it was all gold. But yeah, you're right.

Maybe she's. Is that homage to the... Okay, so Lizzo won and she's, you know, everyone loves her and she looked great and I have a prediction. Okay. I don't think people have really caught on yet, but I've been noticing. Okay. I think she's on a weight loss journey.

Oh, really? I think she has lost weight. I do think she's lost weight. And I think in three months, she's going to look significantly different. And I just hope that her fans, all of her fans support her no matter what, because I could see people turning on her the way they did it, Dell.

If in fact she chooses to continue with changing her stuff. I feel like she's, oh, I feel like she's just like a big person. You don't even mean like some sense of... I'm not saying she's going to be a size zero, but I think she's going to slim be less curvy, but just as body positive. And I just wonder how the world will react because I think it's like,

you're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't. Well, you're right about that, for sure. I saw her perform and I mean, I was like, I mean, there's no, she's not out of shape. I mean, she's amazing. Amazing, yeah, and like she does it all while she plays the flute. But yeah, that's interesting. I did notice last night I thought she looked like smaller.

Yeah, gorgeous, funny. She looked beautiful. It's so positive and so grateful to win. I love every song she does. Black China looked real fucking weird. I don't know what was happening here. She went black swan, but you know what? I was looking at all the page six photos.

And she did have the most comments. So it's like, hey, if you're gonna go to this thing and you're not being nominated for Grammy, but you can invite, gotten invited, make it worth your while, dress like a freak. Yeah. And at least have a talk about you. It looks like a like a like a horror Humpty Dumpty.

It was like a black. It's all I can think of as Humpty Dumpty for some reason because of like the top. I don't mean her shape. I'm talking about like the shape of the costume. Like a like a like top heavy. Like she's gonna fall like it looks so uncomfortable. Yeah, so she's was black spawn. Um, is that what everyone's talking about? You know, everyone's

the paparazzi's favorite thing to do is just fine Ben. I'm like looking miserable in J.Lo's presence. Okay. So she looked gorgeous there together. in J. Lois' presence. Okay. So she looked gorgeous there together. And here's a photo. I mean, really the LA Times did anyone check on miserable Ben Affleck after the Grammy Awards? I mean, he doesn't even look miserable there,

but he did another. Did you see the clip of him? I have the, I have, this is kind of dark, but I have the video exchange that's also page six, where he's, where she's like, people are trying to wonder what she said, but it's kind of like she's kind of like, stop it, you know, or like,

or like, you know what, put a fucking smile on. Like, sorry, sorry that I dragged you to the Grammys where I'm presenting like, yeah. Who did you think you were married? And you got like a front row table. Like, I mean. and there's a sure Kudari board in front of you. So like have a piece of cheese. Oh Can you maybe she should start inviting you? I mean I'm happy you would be I would have been thrilled okay

So but then I saw this photo also on page six where he is laughing With who's that Adrian Brody? Yeah. He is laughing. Well, we found another actor to talk to, so he's excited. Maybe that's a really good point, because people like, listen, the comments are great. They're like, this is why you don't get back together with your ex.

They're an extra reason, which I remember that from your book. You called it recycling. Yes. And you thought you were doing well for the, you thought you were doing something for the environment at the time, right? And you were trying to justify your bad mistake. Yep.

And so you were like, you know, let's just reset, but it's true. So she recycled someone and, you know, but then not the people were like, you know what guys, this is marriage. You have some bickering nights, you have something where like I'm tired or whatever or she thinks he's being one way.

And then immediately, when she said that, then the camera came, and she was smiling. And that's a lot to manage, knowing that all anyone does is try to get photos of him smoking or looking sullen or whatever. Yeah, that's just kind of his, what if she looked at his phone and it said, he had hit three to cancel, and that's what they were arguing about

That is so amazing. What if they had a reservation to go somewhere and he I'm this day I'm just saying they were probably going somewhere afterwards. I mean Maybe they were gonna cry didn't look that good. No, they needed a dinner afterwards and she's like you I'm guessing they wanted some really killer Mexican. Yeah. And so La Luna. I mean, wait, did you see the other video that was going around? It didn't make any sense to me.

Everyone was saying that he said, Jen, I didn't have a drink. Jen. Oh, yes. That was at the premiere of Shotgun. Well, someone like at the party, kind of like film them from afar having an exchange and they.

But the guy did his own voice, his own voice over. And I think and people were like, that's not him talking. Like that's you making up what you think he said. It was, it was a bizarre clip. I mean, I think listen, I think when you're espoused to somebody like this, in your case, you're married to an NFL player, so I'm guessing he doesn't have to tell you when he was playing and going to the Super Bowl. Hey, there's kind of probably some events and it's going to be a little bit busy this time of year. Hope you don't mind being my plus one at the fucking Super Bowl.

Yeah. The same thing goes, Ben. Like I've got a shotgun wedding from your coming and then I'm going to the fucking Super Bowl. Yeah. The same thing goes, Ben. Like, I've got a shotgun wedding premiere coming and then I'm going to the Grammys. Hope you can be a delight for fucking two and a half hours. Yeah. Why do I have to tell you that? Or stay home if you don't want to go.

Well, you can't, you cannot stay home. If she takes her sister or her mother, then everyone's gonna look way worse. So you're right, I mean, it can't be that. I have to suck it up. But I think it's what you were saying about Adrian Buddy. I think he hasn't had a real film project in a while that he can be excited about.

And I think sometimes for people both in the limelight, they do get jealous and they do get it in white they do get it white sometimes that, it's been to her, it's, whatever. And also, the guy's like 50. And when you get older, big nights like this are not as fun, no matter how famous you are. They are exhausting.

Right, it is exhausting. It's work. You know, you did the red carpet, you're sitting, you're smiling, you're being on, you know. But you know, you're like, you kind of know that you, like you're smiling you're being on you know, but you know you're like you kind of know that you Like you said they know people are always trying to get photos, so just put on a smile for a couple hours I have a question now. Yes, yes I saw a lot of comments on the one on the clip where people thought that she's he said

The drink thing only had one drink or yeah, I didn't have a drink or something because he sobered. And then she took, and then they were like, she took a sip, and who knows? But I saw a lot of comments saying how disrespect foot was if she drank in front of him since he sober. I totally disagree. I disagree with that. And I think any couple in which one person is sober would say I disagree too. Yeah, because I don't think she even drinks really.

She barely drinks. Yeah, I think she has like a glass of champagne here or there so I don't think that was ever their deal No, you know, and and I think like I said, I think most people that you know are a Couple of sub right they so many people I know like a lot of account whatever she's been so over for four years She's never has a problem if her friends are. Like encourages it, like get a drink, have fun. It's like even more fun for me. You're more fun when you're drunk,

like let me sit around and be around you. Yeah. So I don't really know, I don't think I disagree. No, I disagree with that. Yeah, because I mean, it's not a husband, but I have a good friend who quit drinking. And every time we go out, all the girls still get wine. She's nothing even, it doesn't.

Right. That's like, that person's journey. It's not just respectful to drink in front of them. Yeah. I mean, it would be disrespectful to be like, ooh, this is delicious. Don't you wish you could have something? Yeah.

That would be weird. Right. Right. But I don't think she's doing that. So Sam Smith and Kim Petrus, who both won a Grammy for Unholy. So a lot of people are saying that it was deemed satanic. And it was satanic, but at the same time, the song is called Unholy.

Right. If they would have done something really reverent, that would also have been like, wait, that's inappropriate. Like, why are you doing like a perma-donna look? So it is what it is, but that was the song is called on Holy. Yeah, I think it's just, I mean, I think at this point when people do something like they're wearing red or they're, I didn't really see the whole thing, but I know they were wearing like, there was like masks or horns, right? Something. It's like, they're just trying to

get people talking. It's like I don't think they're I don't think I went with the theme. Yeah. I mean if the song was called like you know sheep's and butterflies and then we dance to this but I was thinking you know who also did this with little Nas he had a very like devil satanic right routine as well. Yeah. So like hey it's it's a thing. It's got everyone talking. So Okay Did you hear about this Jessica Simpson thing that he's going around? No, okay, so Jessica Simpson did this

Podcast thing that I'm just listening to that's called true and short stories, right and she read her own story and talked about how I talked about how she you know, something like the name of the story was like they all all big stars say they're single or whatever. And so she tells the story of how she's got, you know, a Motorola phone, this is the year and she's dating a backstreet boy or whatever. And she has this like, you know, kind of this hook up relationship with this movie star. So, by the way, I listened to it, it's very weird her voice. Oh, really? Like, she's reading like a really, like, I don't know if she wrote it or if somebody helped her write it,

but it was was very descriptive. Like, I feel the buzz of the rota, like, motor roll a phone. Like, it's really weird. And then she's like laughing. Like, she's always like, it's almost like she's like about to take a shit. It sounds so weird. Now I have to listen to it. It sounds so weird and she's talking and like she's like holding back laughter of this story.

Anyway, so the sleuths did their work about, you know, what year it was, what year was we're in. I do remember that. I remember that. I remember that. Yeah. You know, and how hot he was, and they're like, well, Will Ferrell was there. We know it wasn't Will Ferrell, okay? No. So the world, and according to Yahoo, Yahoo, thinks it might have been Mark, you mark. And at that time, he was, I don't know if he was married yet, but with the woman he still

is today, they've been married forever, they have four kids. So there might have been some that, you know, he was pregnant. So if it was in fact him, which we don't know, that, you know, then her story makes sense and that he wasn't single, you know? Right. There was someone else people were guessing too, and now I can't remember who it was. There was like one other person that they deduced.

I think they mostly it was him, but there was like one other person that they were like, was there, that was a big movie star, and now I can't remember who it was. Oh well. But it really got people, you know, talking. And I was like, where is a story? So, I thought that was kind of interesting. Do, do you think something like that like now his wife

Does he because that's the rumor is are they fighting? I? Really hope not I'm assuming She may have known back then Before he turned like really Catholic and did a movie about a priest like he's very Catholic Yeah, and he said he had a spiritual advisor, which I do think is not really what you call. Most people would just be like, I talked to my priest, but she said,

he's like, I talked to my spiritual advisor about you and I, you know, or something. Like I'm really trying to be on the up and up. But I would hope that his wife, if she gets wind of this, doesn't pay in any mine. It's been 20 years, four years later. Oh, like whatever, yeah. Whatever the case.

Yeah. Okay. But I think it's also great that you told the story. It's juicy. It's her story to tell. She didn't say who it was. And if people want to assume it's in that. Yeah.

I now have to listen to that podcast though, just to listen to her giggle. This is pretty juicy. Megan Markle, according to the policy, no, Megan Markle wasn't snubbed from Oprah's birthday party, but she wasn't there. She wasn't, I don't think she was invited. There's speculation to say, so she had a party for her 69th birthday. I want to say Megan, hold out for this 70s.

It's only a 69, It's not the big year, you know. But you know, Chris Jenner, Kim Kardashian, who else was there? Get a list. Like it was all who Priyanka, you know, all these like people and they live in the same neighborhood, you know, so like I'm sure she saw the cars getting parked. She walked her chickens and was like, why am I not invited to check? Of course she invited her to her wedding. Oh, right.

To the wedding. Oprah, of course, did the interview. So the question is, but it was also to celebrate 25 most influential women. So then this other article was like, well, it was also to celebrate 25 most influential women. So then this other article was like, well, it was mostly entertainers. It really, where does she really fall because she's not really a princess

but she's not really an actress anymore? She's not, I'm like, she just wasn't invited. And then they're like on their block too? Yeah, I just, she just wasn't invited. You don't get invited to everything, right? And she probably didn't want her there because they're kind of in some shit right now. The stuff is controversial.

And there's stuff that she said on that interview that people don't believe she was being completely truthful with Oprah. So, Oprah was probably like, I'll invite you to the 70th girl. Like, just, I'm just, I haven't talked. A bigger bash that you can come to because everyone,

and also, she's probably like, I don't want everyone talking about you all night. It's my party Right exactly because I always remember when Oprah I think had her 50th birthday and this is such a great idea for a birthday For big Eagle maniacs that want to that have some money. I want to spend like a nice party my friend Laney did it You tell everybody You wear black, okay. It's party. And you show up in red.

That's what Oprah did. She told everyone else to wear black. Yeah. Black tie and wear black. And then I'm coming in red. And then she shows up in red. So that she stands out. It's just great.

It's your party. Do it. I like it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I would have been like, I want to do that with people and be like, it's a costume party and make everyone dress stupid. And then I just go in normal. I'm like, why are you guys dressed like that?

Why are you like, why are you like, when are you able to time? That's what I'm going to do for my family. Um, anyway, my opinion is she just wasn't invited. If she was, there was no way in hell she would miss it. They were invited to Ellen and Portia's, which was actually Portia's birthday, but it was the surprise renewal in which Chris Jenner renewed the vows for them. And Ellen was surprised that Portia wore her dress out. Wait, are Chris Jenner and Ellen closed?

Oh, yeah. Oh, really? Oh, yeah. They've been hanging out. Well, I started about three years ago when the Kardashian Jenners were on her show. Every third guest was a Kardashian Jenner. And literally was that often. And then they all bought mansions in the Madison club

in Likinta. And they hang out and drink. And then Corey, Kris Jenner's long-term boyfriend, he fancies himself in art curator and so he hangs out with Portia and Ellen and advises them on what kind of art to buy. What a fun club. What a fun club to be a part of. But they did invite her to that and she did go to that and they also, I don't know, I think that might have also been in Santa Barbara. I'm not sure where the Bowery knew it was. But now I think they

bought a new house there. But the thing is it says that she wasn't snubbed but they don't say how they like where does it say you know what I mean there's nothing here that says that she there's nothing that says that she can show us an email that she was on a paperless post and that she respectfully declined. I think Oprah uses the evite. Okay, evite. There's no evite, there's no accidental post of like her with a kid and she just put the invitation

like in the corner, like on Instagram to be like, I was invited, little little bit had the sniffles. Right. And I'm an excellent mother, so I didn't go to Oprah's. Right. Yeah. Well, also there was another big party that happened. You know, Anastasia, the famous Anastasia eyebrow lady.

Yes. She had some big party that Chris Jenner and Chris T. Genn and Cindy Crawford and Kim Kardashian and Paris held it all. but it was still only like Ann Oprah was there. And Gail, but it's still only like maybe 30, 40 women. I didn't see her at that either. Now maybe she doesn't get a brow done by any station. Maybe one time she had a free offer and she passed.

Yeah. Big regrets. Can you imagine the pressure of going to that woman's party of like how good your brows need to look when you go? I would be so stressed because I have kind of like my eyebrows aren't great. You know, I get them, right after I get them done, they look good for like a couple days and that's it. It's like what's kind of wonky.

I can't imagine the pressure of going to a famous brow lady's house for her birthday. Yeah, I just, I would wear like a beanie with my eyebrows covered as a look. Speaking of, okay, so this was kind of a funny weird story. So Prince Harry in his book talks about how he lost his virginity to an older woman and he was out like behind a pub, nearest table or whatever. And the word to use is I think her kind of gross. He's like, I mounted her, it was quick, and everything. I got it.

Well, I thought that was rude because she did really work with horses. She was like a stable girl. And did he say that in the- He says mounted. And I kind of think it's gross. I mean, listen, I have to say people have mad at me I did not read the book I am reporting on it on all the little clips and audio things that I read elsewhere yeah however I an entire chapter is about his penis it being frozen it being uncircumstised and losing his his

you know virginity but prospecting right yeah John's actually listening to the book oh I thought you said John's right? Yeah, John's actually listening to the book. Oh, I thought you said John's dip with Johnny Frost. John, because he is from Canada and I do think, it's cold there. And when you're after you're forced to play outside in the snow, Oh, yeah. For football, I would imagine your little thing when you get cold.

Oh, ask him. And so he's listening because he looks so much like Harry. Yeah. Or Harry looks like him. Yeah. Anyway, so this is what's weird, okay? Rupert Everett, the actor, then all of a sudden gets involved in the story. And he starts to say, it's not true what he wrote in the book. And this is, like, why are you getting involved?

It's so strange. He says, I know the woman he lost his virginity to is, and it wasn't behind a pub, and it wasn't in the country of the UK. He claims to the telegraph. And then this is what, but this is what Harry says in the book. I mounted her quickly after which she spanked my ass and sent me away. One of my many mistakes was letting it happen in a field Just behind a very busy pub no doubt someone had seen us he added

But I guess Rupert hadn't okay because Rupert's like I didn't see you mount this woman So I'm just gonna call bullshit on the story anyway the woman came out and she said no what Harry said is true We did bone behind the thing i was nineteen he was almost seventeen and i did slap them on the ass but maybe it wasn't his first is according to rupert ever at rupert ever wants everyone knows in his first is that all is that what he's saying i think it's a great thing he was his first i don't know what he's saying it's very strange he's saying i know the

woman he lost out no the woman he lost Virginia and she and it wasn't behind a pop. It wasn't in this country. Yeah. First of all, can you imagine just for no reason, Rupert Everett just getting involved in your business? Inserting yourself. Like, okay, like that's a thirst trap. Like, are you kidding me? Speaking of thirst traps, this happened on TMZ today. And it was Tom Brady taking a thirst trap photo. He's just in his underwear. He's taking a picture of himself and his big mirror. He did cover his dick. So it's like not full bulge, but it's thirsty.

Anyway, I saw this and I thought, is no one above the thirst trap. Really Tom Brady? I know. Really? And then I thought, is anybody? So then I wrote, if Michelle and Baroque start the thirst trap really Tom Brady really and then I thought is anybody so then I wrote if Michelle and Barack start doing thirst trap bikini photos after two months of oz. Epic to promote their new podcast then we know we're done.

That's no one's just would no one's above it. No, I honestly think if Barack and Michelle start feeling themselves and they're on a vacation and they have something to promote everyone loves their love she said she hated them for 10 years so you know she wants to know everyone we're not we don't hate each other don't you want to be this in the the third fourth chapter of your life when your girls are grown if they do one and they're like I mean we're done and then they're just like join or subscribe subscribe to our patreon I we're done. And then they're just like, join or subscribe,

subscribe to our Patreon. I, we're gonna tell you all the juicy gifts about a trip to Cabo. Now, I think, I don't think I'd follow him, maybe I've followed him on my clutch women Instagram, but I feel like I've never seen him post anything like this before. I have any, there's usually like,

either football or him in the kids. I mean, we single. Yeah. How do you, so, I mean, he now he did quit again. Yes, he did. And it sounds like this is the end. I think so. And being a football wife, we talked about this last time. People are like, God, you're such an idiot. You could have saved your marriage. No one knows what's going on in marriage. She might have been done or not. I

don't think it helped that he kind of went back on his word. But do you know? I mean, starting only fans, Tom Brady. Yeah, it is fun. It is. You're so right. Nobody's above it because like, yeah, it's on Brady. Like I mean, the same way I put feel about Madonna, like, like really, like, you have to do this. You have to go and do this. Exactly, everyone does it. No one, like you should be above it. Have you heard about the Lufas? No.

Okay, well you know that pineapples were the sign, the patron saint of swinging. Swinging, that was the sign. I've talked about it for years. And do I have to remind you what you gave me as a housewarming gift? Yes, I gave you cute pineapple cocktail drinks for the outside pool. And I think I did know what swinging meant when I got this for you. I think I didn't know about the pineapples and I still got them for you. Yeah, I'm just saying. If you

were trying to get somewhere, I don't know. I mean, John's muscles looked pretty good in that tight long sleeve shirt. That's true. And he had he knows how not to fuck up a reservation when you're waiting an hour from some for some tacos. Um, okay, there is a place called the villages. It's floored as friendly as hometown. called the villages, it's Florida's friendliest hometown, and it is, as you know, you know, there is a huge swinging community in Florida, but also among are like younger seniors. So the new thing is Lufa's, and I've seen this everywhere, you put a

Lufa like on your antenna on your car when you're shopping to let people know that you're a swinger. But unlike the pineapple, the lufa is a much more specific. You buy based on their color. So white is novices and beginners. So you're just curious. You don't know. Purple is voyeur. Voyeur, I think that right?

And people who like to watch. So you're like just invite me to your party. I don't know if I'll participate. I'll bring a seven layer bean dip. I might just want to sit in the corner. And just watch about. I just watch about. Yeah, while I eat my tea bean dip.

Yeah, don't, yeah. Pink, it's a soft swap. People who like to do it with others in the room. So now I might wanna just be with my husband, but we can be in a room with other people. We could swap a little, but we're not sure. But I might wanna screw my husband at the party. But not anyone else, soft swap.

People who like to do it, yeah. So like you and so that's like if you and Peter, when you brought the pineapples over to my house, but you're like, we just want you guys to watch us bone. Or we all bone, but I don't touch your, you or your husband and you don't touch us, but we might bone. Oh, since it's so much work.

Okay, okay. Blue is lowest level of full swap. Those who can play well with others. So, I guess you could just be a little involved, maybe go to like third base. I don't really know. That's a gray area, even though it's blue. That's like, that's like when,

it's like if I, if John and I are boning and you impeter a boning, and then like I reach over and grab your boob or something, that's like when it's like if I, if John and I are boning and you impeter a boning and then like I reach over and grab your boob or something. Yes. That's what it is. Okay. Yes. Or maybe we just kiss or something.

Yellow. I tried. Mid-level swap. Yellow. Mid-level swap for those who want to have fun but are still nervous. Okay. So I need to be eased into it. I'm not an expert.

Okay. So it's like saying basically, go easy on us. Go easy on us. Go easy on us. Help make us comfortable. Don't bring any toys, don't, you know, whatever. No strap-ons, no SNM. Just, just, let me just feel it.

Black is full swap. Those who say what the hell, let it all go down. Okay. So they will screw other people, they will let their partner screw other people, all of it. Teal, which, okay, I would think it would be hard to find a teal, Lufa, but teal, bisexual for those that want to increase their dating chances.

So they're gonna swap with same sex, mix, whatever. Right. Like, their husband might want to be with John. If you ask a teal person over, that's it. Now, so this is, so it's on your car? Yeah, they say you put it on your car. You put it on your car. And I've seen lots of TikToks of people and different postings of people taking photos

of the Lufus on people's cars. It's a real thing. Yeah, and it's in Florida. Well, I don't know if I'm assuming it's, well, it's definitely at the villages in Florida, but I'm assuming other places. I recently bought like a big box of Lufa's on Amazon, and I just feel like they're probably like, oh, you know.

Well, I'm proud to say I don't use Lufa. I go to that Asian spot. That's right, and they scroll through shit out of me. So I don't ever need one again. I don't know Lufa. I don't know, Lufa. So if you see me buying a Lufa, you know, Peter and I are going down a different path. Now, which color are you getting?

A hundred percent, white or purple. Right. Yeah. Just because I just want to report on it for the Patreon people. Do they like, do they have, you know, they like key parties?

Remember that you see it, do you think they do with loopholes now? Key parties are where they, back in the day of like 70s people put their keys in and then allegedly, this is how they did it. We'll see a lot of those people that did those key parties are like 75 now and they're at the senior place with these people. So why would they stop? Right.

So yeah, then you would take, and then you're like, I got this key. Okay, you and I go together. Yeah. So I'm just wondering if they do it with lufas, and then when you're like, if you grab a yellow one, that means you, you know, you're doing a level.

As long as you're not used lufas, because I guess the goal of a lufa is that it doesn't keep bacteria like a sponge, but I still think it would. Yeah. that's... Like, don't use your loof, don't use your swinging, detecting loofahs for actually getting Reddit hits yet. Like, you think they take it with them to the car, put all the antenna for the day and then

they go take a shower and they take it back in. Yeah. Like, I'm like, Peter, did you get the list for Ralph's? Okay, and then I have to run back in the house. I'm like, just forgot something in the shower. You have to grab your soggy luffa. I, this is a good time to be in the luffa industry. Yeah.

It's kind of like remember when someone was doing some of these luffa's one away. What'd you say? Like everyone was drinking celery juice and you couldn't find celery anywhere. Yeah, this is gonna what happens with you're gonna have to talk a little bit about our people over at the celery juice now

that was a big thing like three years ago. Yeah, I feel like people are still doing it. It was that medical medium book that everyone started doing, but I see celery now at the store. So I think people will back off, wow, you little, you can't buy that. The only way I like celery is with a shit ton of peanut butter on it.

Yeah, I did it. I drank it a couple times. And every time I buy celery, I do one peanut butter stock and then I never go back and then like a month later, I throw it away. Yeah, that's cool. I always I'm like, this is my new thing. I'm going to, this tastes delicious. Why don't you eat more of this?

It is delicious. Um, euphoria star, Chloe cherry got caught for stealing she was buying a bunch of stuff and she didn't pay for a $28 blouse that was like inner arms first I thought was it was she wearing it like did she put it on and so she admitted yeah I didn't buy it kind of weird like on purpose or I could I mean I would I would say there would be a good argument for forgetting, but I guess there's some evidence that she really was trying to not pay for this $28 blouse, which just tells me obviously she can afford it.

So there's some weird like high that you're getting out of that. Like a rush out of it. Yeah, remember when I went on a writer. Yeah. I'm gonna say something right here that I'm not proud of. Okay. I was at Target, I wanna say like seven years ago.

I've had a lot of guilt about this. Okay. And I let it all out, girl. I think I tried on a hat and I bought everything and not until I got in the car and then felt the hat like as I was getting it, did I realize I didn't buy the hat? Nobody noticed. And I could easily walked back in there.

I was in on the freeway. Yeah. I just drove away. They're coming for you now, girl. I mean, that's an honest mistake. Or sometimes, I don't think a lot of times kids have grabbed stuff when they're in the stroller. Yeah.

And then you get in the car and you're like, why did you get those sunglasses? And I think a lot of people are like, ooh, a little bonus for me. You're like, it wasn't intentional. It's almost hard. I feel like, I don't know what I would do. Because I feel like in a way I would be almost nervous

to go back in, like some alarm would go off in the front. And I'd be like, no, I was coming back in to pay for it. And they'd be like, oh, sure you were. And then. Right, now you have to go in the, like some alarm would go off in the front. And I'd be like, no, I was coming back into pay for it. And they'd be like, oh, sure you were. And then right now you have to go in the back. Yeah, like I feel like they would, I don't, you know, it's almost like, I remember once that, oh no, it was say they forgot to take like the tag off of a pair of jeans or something, you know,

there's like security metal. Yeah, yeah. And it went off because I was leaving. But I did pay it for them and they could see the receipt and everything, but they had forgotten to take off like the like the metal thing. And but the loud buzzers, like the noise it makes and then everyone looking at you,

I mean, it was, it was very stressful. And I was like, I didn't even do anything wrong. I'm gonna say, when this happened with a hat incident, I don't think I was Heather Ritalan-Juicy scoop. I don't think I was, as well, no. Now I actually think I would go back because there are cameras everywhere and I can just imagine like those surveillance of me trying to walk out.

Oh, and everyone would be like, she obviously knew what she was doing. This is the thing that she does. She puts the hat on walks out. How do you forget a hat's on your head? She's like, yeah. They show this clip. Yeah. Yeah, of me talking about it.

And they're like, there's something she's been doing for years. How much was the hat? I mean, it's a target hat. So I don't think there's like hats more than like $12 at Target, even if it's like a cute sun hat. I don't know. Why don't you just donate?

I don't look at the price i didn't care stealing it why you just donate twelve dollars to target i mean please i've given them enough love uh... did you hear about this this is an amazing story this woman had an i u d i u d's like anything like all birth control

there's different, I remember we had to study in our religion class, all the different, how good it works, all like the percentages. And like condoms of 75% and I think the pill was like 97. And like IUD was like 94 or whatever. And then of course the 100% is just not fucking at all. You know, absence was always under like, and if you really want to be sure, ladies,

it's 100%. Anyway, so I use 100%. So I use 100%. So IUD, it goes on IUD, got pregnant, was like, okay, That is true. So, IUD, girls on IUD got pregnant. Was like, okay, whatever. Excited to have her baby. Stuff happens.

The baby was born. And in its little hand was the IUD. Because the IUD was still there. So then the baby's growing, because the IUD I guess doesn't always work, right? Right. Right. So, but it didn't disappear. She didn't, you know, release it. It's still in her uterus.

So in it was like the baby's toy for nine months. First of all, I didn't even know what the IAD looks like. It kind of looks like a wishbone. Yeah, it's like a little thing like that. Yeah. And it's just amazing because it's like, you thought this is going to work, bitch. This is going to be a challenging kid from day one. Yeah, I mean, that is like the ultimate commercial for how these don't work. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was actually seeing. That's really funny.

Okay, I talked about the Pamela doc, but you got to see it and you were like, what are your thoughts on the Pamela documentary? I loved it. I just bought the book too, because I wanted to support her after I watched this. I thought, first of all, she's so likable. I remember the tape and all that stuff. And I, you know, and not like thinking at the time,

I mean, it is true she was the first person to ever have to deal with that, right? The internet literally was like just started even knew it could go like that. So to think about how she was treated versus how he was treated, and he does, I mean, he obviously, I mean, he felt bad, like he didn't want it to happen either. He was protective of her and all that stuff.

But he didn't hate it. Right. And it didn't. Because recently he accidentally, right, posted a photo of his dick recently. So he's still known for having a beautiful penis. Right. And he wouldn't have been known for that had this not happen. So I do believe that he was very protective of her as well.

But it was, it obviously is what you, but it wasn't obviously what you said. Wasn't as bad for him. No, and in fact, when they showed some footage, I got me so like, riled up watching because they were showing, she was talking about one night that they went to the Vipa room. And I guess it was like kind of famous. They got on camera for like screaming

at the pop-arazzi stuff. Well, then you see what the people are saying to her. Yeah. And this guy's like, where's your child? You fucking drug addict. And like, she's like, her baby was at home with her mom. Like, they were out. You can't go out when you have a baby ever again.

Yeah. It was so weird. Like, the stuff that people were saying. And like, you hear them all, you know, that's the stuff we didn't hear. So I just thought that she came off as like really, I was glad she told her story. And I know that, you know, his wife now

had like posted a TikTok or something. She just, all she said was just, she'd gotten a lot of, I actually heard from her too, like because I talked about, you know, I wrote, and it's not Pam, Pam didn't know anything about it. It's more just like the bombarding of fans that went on her page You know and we're like mean to her like they need to be together like as if she broke them up

They were divorced for many many years panel had already married three other people by the time Brittany had even met Tommy and they've been together for many many years and so she you know She just did a little post because she has, she became famous on Vine, she's really funny on TikTok. And she just basically was like thanks for the love and support of like knowing about us because it's, I even said that it's not fun when this stuff happens. I mean, you know, if your husband was married to the most famous person, beautiful in the world, like it would be hard many years later for the fans to, and that's what was heartbreaking about it was you're like,

oh, it is sad that this didn't work out two years ago, but it didn't. So like 20 years later, she was like, I don't want to be with him, you know. She left him the minute, you know, he was a little bit abusive towards her and all that, like she and she never looked back. Like she's like, I don't wanna be with him, you know, she left him the minute, you know, he was a little bit abusive towards her and all that. Like she and she never looked back.

Like she's like, I don't want to be with him, but she does. Like, he was looking back in this. In some ways, I think she's just like misnustled, maybe nostalgic. I think she's just being extremely honest. I mean, extremely honest. Which is what made the doc nice. But I did hear, I heard her on Howard Stern and then someone else said it was on the arm chair expert too, which I didn't see.

But she, she did talk, he said, he was asking her about her relationship with Tommy. She's like, you know, we text about the kids and stuff like that. That's it, you know, that's how we talk about the kids. But, and she said, you know, he has a wife who's really good to him and I'm really happy for him. And, you know, they have a great marriage. And she's like, and I'm sure she hates that all this is coming up,

but I can't tell him it's still my life. Yeah, so, and I feel like, I think the part that was the worst was I totally watched the Hulu show. Yeah. And I knew it was fake. I mean, it falls. I knew this, yes, the tape was stolen.

The scripted show. Yeah, yeah. I knew that no one knew what conversations they had in their bedroom, because neither of them had anything to do with it. But it made me feel like, yeah, I script it. I knew that no one knew what conversations they had in their bedroom. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but it made me feel like bad that I watched it. Well, you know, I also saw that Lily James, you played her, she had to turn off her comments. She started to get all this hate. And it's like, you know, and then we're like, God, and Seth Rogen wrote it and you know, he didn't think about any of that.

They didn't think about any of that. They didn't think about any of that. They were thinking about like, they're short of tell. Yeah, they thought, they thought like, oh, this was a famous story in this, you know. In his story, let's tell it. Yeah. And I mean, they portrayed him.

They did give her some sympathy in the show and they portrayed him kind of, you know, like it's just a big idiot. I mean, he did pull out a weenie dog on stage out of his pants when I saw him Like just a couple months ago Yeah, he did pull he's like does anyone want to see my weener and then he pulled his weener dog out of his pants So I think he's kind of yeah, I know it's kind of fun. It's not the most mature. It's a little wink. We get the joke Yeah, it was fun. Yeah, it's totally ifd thing. It's a little wink we get to joke.

It was fun. At least, totally. If I could go to the stadium, it went wild for it. But yeah, it just made me feel like dirty for watching the show. Kind of. Well, you know, I thought it was great. And then, anyway, yesterday, I saw somebody that we know that I'll talk about later that was like, hey, I'm on that going on this tour with this person, second leg. And a comedian and I was like, oh, I just know there's going to be a companion piece to this special.

That'll be the documentary of it. And so I wrote like a tweet and posted on Instagram too, because I thought it was so clever. But I was like, I'm just how many more documents do we have, documentaries do we have to watch about performers is what I really meant, where we see all the same scenes of like, and it's always the ones that the performer is actually in charge of and have final edit and stuff. And I go, these are the scenes that you constantly see, which by the way is not this, right, which is totally not what I was talking about. And then people like say what it was that

you're talking about. I'm just talking about the in general J. Lowe's, Salinas, Taylor, you know, Kevin Hartz, and it's slow-mo walking to the chat. It's a moment of them being a wonderful parent, like either on the phone or with their kid right before going on stage, giving a childhood friend, Olsh, some shit, laughing about their old friend, telling the story of Dada-Dada, visiting a home at one time that isn't as nice

as the home they have now. Oh, yeah, 100%. Yeah. And God, there was a, just a, just, and people were adding to them, you know. Right, that's funny. Tired, you know, or, you know, waking up and the dark, like this, how hard this person works, you know,

like kidding up, you know, like I just like, you know, like sometimes even when I'm going on the road, I'm like, why couldn't a camera be followed right now as I'm dragging this huge suitcase. It's dark out. I'm letting my family sleep. Yeah. Yeah. Really?

Yeah. How does she do it? Hero. But I'm like, you're welcome. Your loop was following out of your suitcase. But what I did like is that this wasn't that. No, that's true. And I liked it. Yeah.

But yeah. And it was nice to see how close obviously she is with her her boys. Yeah, loved yeah, and I don't know Brittany, I mean, I think like she's gorgeous. She's super funny. They seem to have a great marriage And I think she's you know gets along with the yeah, I think everyone gets along right yeah But it must be weird on her end to be like oh, let's really live like this giant, huge, like crazy love story that like ended. Yeah. People like it can't be great when people are still dressing them like them for Halloween.

Yeah. You know what I mean, it's just, but that it, that's it. You know, she, but I think she also in the flip-flit is like, look, I know who I was marrying. I knew, you know, I'm marrying a famous person. But yeah, I can't be fun. No, no, no. No. Um, uh, I mean't be fun. No, no, no.

I mean, we had that one. I just thought this was funny. This guy spent $30,000 to look like David Beckham And someone said is there a different Beckham? It was a plastic surgery thing. It was a different. Yeah, I feel like he should get some of his money back I don't anything like David Beckham. It's just like a weird, it looks like a weird like doll. He just, he looks like a cute guy. It's young, nice, pretty. He has a little bit of a put in face right now. He is brows, he went to Anastasia for his brows. His brows look good.

His eye color is beautiful. I don't know if he changed that or, but he doesn't look like David Beckham. No, I just thought it was funny. And we'll end on this one. Kiana Reeves found love at 55 and he hit his girlfriend for years. Well, now they are brave enough to hold hands in public proving love has no age because she has gray hair and Because she's 58 and he's 49 And I'm like it's really not that big of a deal But for Hollywood it's like people just can't believe it. He's she's nine years older than him Yeah, and they're calling that a big age gap big age difference and a dead he's seven years older than my husband

Why don't we get a cover story? Well, maybe you will yeah but it won't it it'll just be about how brave john is for dating an old hag for bringing for bringing her around wait why does she really cute why does it say Jennifer Tilly at the bottom what does that say about actors Jennifer Tilly revealed a couple had been together for years I guess she told the story or something I don't know I just thought it was like yeah they're a cute couple they're a cute couple they're the couple had been together for years. I guess she told the story or something. I don't know. I just thought it was like, yeah, they're a cute couple. They're a cute couple. They're great.

People make such a big deal about him and her and also Pierce Broadson and his wife of many years because she's like not a size two. They're like, wow, he's brave. Like what? Stop. Like they have like kids. They've been married for like 25 years. It's like, it's just God.

I also, on that note, I don't like, I'm very body positive. Like, I love Lizzo's message because like I said, like, you know, it's about being healthy, like, you know, and all these things. And happy, yeah. And like, but I don't like when people talk about how like, well, that woman has a real body and that one has a real body because there are people that are like naturally thin.

And yeah, and that, and they would love to have certain maybe curves and they get, like, you're offending everyone when you say shit like that, don't you think? Well, yeah, I mean, I've talked about my ass more than I would like to admit on the show, but no matter how fat i get it's never going to be a bubble but yeah i don't gain my weight there yeah you just i don't want to gain an enormous battle weight right the people that are like why don't you do some squats

are you really should look into a brazilian but left okay like why aren't i being positive sometimes a positivity is embracing your to a Brazilian butt lift. Okay. Like, why aren't I being positive? Sometimes positivity is embracing your pancake ass. Yes, exactly. You're tiny ankles. The fact that you... Yeah, I don't want you to squat.

That you already... Trident, that you already double zero, what up? No, it's true, and it's like the same thing with like people, you know, hey, look up the beach, any beach picture a crowded day in 1973 on a beach. And people are all that are. Yes. Because we ate real foods.

It was before the fat-free cottage cheese and the dutted it on all that stuff in the 80s. That kind of made us crazy. So just give everyone a break, let them be how they wanna be. And don't tell them, and we're when someone loses weight, and they are much thinner than they was. And it's like, eat a sandwich. Yeah.

You go fucking eat a sandwich. Like this person is fine. If you didn't know them to be a hundred pounds heavier, five years ago, you wouldn't have a problem with the fact that they're just a thin person who looks great in this outfit now. Yeah, I feel like, and like I get when we're people are coming from with like social media and people like, you know, photoshopping or, you know, or people that are actually trying to get super thin and all that, but that's just not everybody.

So we need to insult and say like, you don't look like a real woman because they're thin. It's like, well, I was born with a pancake ass. What do you want me to do? Yeah. So, and let's like, stop. And I do, and I do do squats. And actually my Pilates instructor listens to this show. And after I talked about Mass last time,

she was so awful to me in my ass that I wanna say I like it. Don't, Amanda, don't make me work my ass. It's just gonna make you work that shirt. She was like, I don't like that. You don't like your ass. I've noticed an improvement. And we're gonna keep doing the glutes.

I'm like, oh, Jesus. Yeah, just say like it. I like it. Love it. Yeah. Don't want to work any harder. Thank you. Tell everybody about your podcast,

what shows you have coming up. Yes, I have shows in Dallas at Hyena's February 24th and 20th. Such a fun club by the way. Yeah, a good time. Please come. And then I have shows in Lowell, Arkansas, which is right outside my hometown of Fayetteville. So I need everyone to pack it out so that my family doesn't think I'm a loser.

It's March 3rd and 4th. Nice. And that's all on Cerecolonah.com. And then yes, please listen to the podcast. It's Arun you my podcast? We cover Married at First Site right now, which is what a thick of the season right now. So for Married at First Site Watchers,

I think you'll enjoy it. And Scoopers always get 20% off of my stadium approved clutch women bags with. I gotta remember that I feel like people, sometimes forget that you got to have that size purse. Did you take one yes to the Coliseum? You know when I feel terrible, I did not, and I was so mad at myself because my purse was bigger, and I was terrified that they were going to make me...

First off, let me tell you about where we parked at the Coliseum. So now we had great seats, but we didn't have the parking pass to include, because they invited a lot of people. But it was light out, and unlike we're early, Peter, let's, you know, there's $50 parking around the Coliseum, there's 30, there's cheaper the further you go, there's like 90 across the way, whatever, but the whole day was free. So I was like, can we just have the nice park? Park as close as possible.

Peter went down the street. And now listen, what's crazy, I used to do this when I was like 24 by myself going to an SC game because I wanted to save money. I used to park in some weird person's backyard and I have to say I was always okay. Yeah. But I was like, I really don't want to do this anymore,

you know? Anyway, this guy, he had tattoos that were eyelashes on his lids, which I thought was kind of interesting. It was pretty masculine. I don't know if he was a drag queen between being a gang member. I don't know what, but it was a, you know, looking out, me flashing his eyes. And he's like, oh, you want to park her $50? It appears like a $30.

It's like, oh, okay, yeah. I'm like, Peter, no, like, first of all, there's too far and we go behind him. He's like, you can trust me. We have six kids. I don't know why that would make your choice. I'm like, whatever, Peter, I'm not walking back here at eight.

You are coming to get me. I'm not coming back here at 8 p.m. But whatever. So I'm being nice, because I'm like, hmm, hi. Anyway, since we walked, the guy gave us the wrong whatever. So I'm being nice because I'm like, hmm, hi. Anyway, so we walked. The guy gave us the wrong address. So I was pretty tired of walked in and then I was like, I forgot my clutch bag.

It's been like a year since I've gone to the, yeah. It was too big and the guy just let me do it. But then my friend, she's like, fuck, she had to go back and just bring back her wallet. And so that's why everyone's got to have that clutch bag and you've got to remember for all the concerts and everything that you have to have this size.

This is the best advertisement I've ever had for. Except I wish they wouldn't have let you in. But I know, but I think I didn't have to walk back to. Oh, and by the way, we got our car. I did walk back with my son and his friend. Cause I'm like, I do have three people that are pretty big to walk me back. And anyway, he and his eyelashes,

he'd had this point, he'd had a couple of beers with his friends. And he was thrilled. He was like, hi, Peter. You know, it's like, and everything was fine. Everything was fine to park in someone's driveway around the Coliseum. So you know, Okay, good. Good to know.

I will look for that person if I'm ever there again. Yes. So all of that and I hope people go see your shows and thanks Sarah. Always so fun. Thank you.