Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Bad Bunny, Super Bowl, Conspiracy Theories with Ian Edwards

Episode Date: February 10, 2026

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Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. I am so excited. We have so much to talk about and we are going to get into it with my dear friend, known you since. We're going like close to 30 years. Think it's already? It's like 25 for sure. 25. 25. Let's keep ourselves a little younger. Ian Edwards, incredible stand-up comedian, does the funniest sketch videos about the roommates, which we'll get into my favorite thing that you do on Instagram and everything. writer, producer, all around delight. And at one time my office mate. At two times your office made. You're right. Because we met on the Ken and every Wain's late night show, right? Right, right.

And then Laris is slown. And, yeah, just still looking cute. Thank you. Black don't crack. I mean, we're both hanging in there well. You know what I'm saying? We really are. God, I've always just like, well, it's that baby black.

I just put it in a shake. I just used Joe Boisle. Oh my gosh. Well, as you guys know, this is a comedic conversation podcast. We are going to get into the dark shit that we do know as our world. But it will be funny. So buckle up bunnies and let's go. All right.

Super Bowl. The Seattle Seahawk wrote Boston Eats Tirds. That is one of my favorite stories from. There was a time when the Patriots did win, Patriots. Am I saying it wrong? Patriots. Patriots. The Patriots won.

Plurialize that. Patriots won. And the guy went crazy and ate the horse shit off the street. Do you remember that? No. It's a true story. It really did happen. So Seattle won.

Where were you? What were you doing for Super Bowl? It's so funny. I know we're going to talk about Super Bowl. We're not going to talk about the game at all. Yeah. We're going to talk about everything but the game. Yeah.

Nobody cares about the game. game and my audience doesn't care about the actual players and stuff. This is definitely a female-orientated podcast. Like, what is that? But we all went to Super Bowl parties. We all got cute. Some of us decided what was cuter in her closet. Was it blue and green or was it red and blue and decided then who they were rooting

for? And that person might have been me. Who did you end up rooting for based on what was in your closet? I did the Patriots, but then I got bummed because the party I I went to was all Seattle Seahawks. And it should have been. And I feel like people in California, we should at least go for something

that's closer to us. Yeah, on the West Coast. And so, you know, but I was there for the food and it was a really good party and they had like Dom Perion, like flowing. So that's where I was. That's where you were.

But it was liberal. Everyone loved Bad Bunny. Everyone loved Bad Bunny. Don't come after me, but we'll get into the Bad Bunny halftime show. Bad Bunny right now. We're just talking about... Talking about the show and where did you go? How many parties

did you have to choose from? There were three choices. I went to Eric Griffin's house. Oh, that's a good one. Yeah, because I've never been there. He's been living there maybe like a year and a half, two years. He has a two-year-old son that I never met. Okay. And it was like a good time to meet the family. He had a birthday party earlier this year for his kid and I was out of town.

So I was like, and we go to this Super Bowl party. And he invited me last minute, which is a perfect excuse to not have a gift. Oh, okay. So you say, hey, come over for the Super Bowl, like two hours before the Super Bowl. I can be like, you live an hour away. I had no, I didn't have to bring anything because I would make it on time for kickoff. So perfect. And so were there other comedians and other cool people there?

So you could schmooze a little? It was small. It was small, but it was a fun group. Vinny. Vinny brought so much food like he cooked, so he must have known in advance. Okay. Yeah.

I was like, did you ask Eric if you could have a Super Bowl party at his house? Because that's how much food he brought. And he's the only one that ate it. Yeah. So, okay, so and we're, so what did you think of like, people always talk about the commercials.

And I basically felt everybody just signed off their likeness for them to do AI of their face. They didn't even have to go to the Dunkin' Donuts, that one with Jennifer Aniston and Ben Affleck, and they just took their younger selves and put them in that one. I'm like, that bummed me out. I was like, this is the laziest shit I've ever seen. During the commercials, sometimes I like watching the Super Bowl at home because I like to pay attention. So last night I had to go home and watch the commercials separately because there, everybody was talking.

We were talking during the game. You can hear another commentary. the commentary. Sometimes, like, I only watch football once a year. So I want to see the commercials and I want to listen to the game. Yeah. But that last one, you just reminded me. I didn't see that. I saw that one at the game, but I couldn't hear it. Right. But I don't know what it was about. It was. It felt like an 80s TV show. It was. They were mocking. They were doing like an 80s sitcom. They were in the or 90s sitcom. They were in the Dunkin' Donuts. And, you know, Ben Affleck turns around and you can't tell. Like, that's why the AI stuff is just like really hard.

but it's him young, it's Jennifer Aniston Young. I mean, they didn't have to leave their house. They probably just had to do a voiceover on an iPhone and send it over. And they probably did everything there. And then in the end, she is like, this is my boyfriend. And it's Tom Brady with like a big hairy wig. Everyone at my party thought that was really funny. Oh, right.

I was like, okay. I don't think it was that funny, but whatever. And that was one of them. And then, of course, you know, every commercial, sadly, whether it's Super Bowl or not, nobody that's just a regular actor gets commercials anymore. It's all mega movie stars selling Nespresso and Uber Eats and Grubhub and all big stars doing bits with filters on

or fake faces altogether. And some of the things they were selling was like out of character. Yeah. I was like, you're selling that? That has nothing to do with you. This is way off brand. Yeah. Like I can't even get with the product.

Nobody's going to say no to the check. these days because okay so then you know we get to the performance of Bad Bunny and when you're watching at home yes it's like you're watching

a play remember when they would be like we're going to do West Side Story on TV like that's what it felt like yes the level of choreography and set direction and all that stuff you're like oh my God this is like no other halftime show I've ever seen but then my son Drake goes

but mom do you know what it's what it was like for the people that actually bought the $30,000 ticket I know and I think that's the most interesting story out of here and so here is someone Access Hollywood actually did this point of view you're watching Bad Bunny Half Time performance from the stands and all the tall bushes those were people

so that they could run off quickly and clear it and the stage is empty and you you just see Alex Earl and a couple, you know, Pedro Pasquale and a couple other just dancing in the corner. And they just, in the past, you would see the band or they, or they, or. You'd actually be able to see the show. You'd like, Sid Wanch, you couldn't see the show. So everybody that bitched at home, you don't have a right to bitch. Like, you should have just go, go to the bathroom and pull up the other show and be quiet. But like, the only,

pull up the TPUSA. And it'd be like, yeah. Someone's like, God, they're taking a really long shit to Kid Rock right now. But that's where it would be like, I guess, kind of a bummer. If this was like you're, now if you're a, you know, some rich person that goes all the time, the Kim Kardashian's with her new boyfriend, the F1 racer. Oh, that's what she's with now? She's with him.

Lewis. Hamilton? Yes. So he's black? Yeah, he's black in English. She found a black driver. As my mom says, everything comes back in style. She's going back.

She's going back. She'll go to the widest sport and still find a black guy. That's wild. This is how I found out there's a black driver. He said Kim Kardashian is dating a driver from F1. I was like, oh, he's black. It's a black driver because Kim's dating. Of course, yeah, and he's really good looking.

And, you know, everybody that's English is a delight. Everything sounds nice, you know, no matter what they're saying to you. And so they look good together. And then Kendall was there. And allegedly she dated Bad Bunny. I don't even remember. I think they went to one basketball game together. Were they actually like a couple?

Because isn't he by fluid, pan? When did she date him? Wasn't she, didn't she have a long-term boyfriend? Like, I don't know that much about the generous. I kind of don't think they were, I don't know, but she was dancing in the stands to the music, to the trees. To the trees. To the trees dancing.

It literally looks like when you go to like a corn base and you're like, have fun kids. Hope you get out a lot because I don't know how fun. Like, I don't know what I'm looking for. I couldn't enjoy the performance because I was worried about people in the stadium. Like just has a... Oh, you already thought of how shitty this would be from that point of view?

Yeah, yeah. Like, once I saw the... You really are an empath. I was like, how are they going to see? Like, and then the more he went through the maze, I was like, this is bad for them. And then, so I was watching it. You're like, people are going to be pissed.

Like, you know when you know your parents are going to be mad when they come home? Like, so all day, your whole day's ruined because you know they're going to be mad. So that's how I watched this, knowing that these people in the stadium are going to be mad. Oh, my God. And then when I went home... Do you know what codependency means? It's basically that. It's just that.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I was like, oh, man, this is not going to be good. Like, and then I, when I went home, did somebody from the stands posted a video. So what was great about that video is that they could see all the moving parts. So they would go to the screen as he walked through the maze. And then when he came out to the areas where they could see,

they would pan back to him. Okay. Then you could see the people directing the trees to move. move. Yes. And then the white lady with clip up, come here.

Come on, bush. Bush this way. Bush is over here. And you see the bushes like scurrying. So that was a good perspective. But I was really worried about like the people in the stadium and how much they got ripped off if that's all they came to see.

Yeah. Some other funny things about it is I know every song sounded familiar. But I don't speak Spanish. So, but I've always been like, you don't love it. And then I saw a really funny. video someone's like when you're like this is my favorite song you're dancing like happy salsa and then you look up what the words really mean and it's that one song that's basically like I wish we took more pictures together because like now you're dead and the guy's like when you listen to in english you're like this is sad but I do like that I like I like those lyrics yeah yeah like here's my thing with me yes I don't listen to the words in English anyway yeah I can't like sing songs I can't do single I don't know the words of anything

Like, if I start trying to listen to the words of a song, I'll just tune out. Right. And the sound of the vocals is just another instrument to me. So, like, just the same way, I don't know what note the person is playing. I don't know what the singer's saying, so I can enjoy Bad Bunny. Yeah. But to be honest, I don't, this is the second time. I saw a Bad Bunny at Coachella.

Mm-hmm. Was not that big of a fan. Mm-hmm. And if you didn't like the Super Bowl performance, it's okay not to like Bad Bunny. just don't be racist about it. Yes, exactly. Like, yeah, yeah, I totally agree. I'm a Jay Balbin fan more.

You know, like I enjoyed his performance when I saw him. Right. So, so that's my thing. First of all, I think everybody is always very critical of any Super Bowl performance. There was one that I can't remember.

I was like, this is the best one I've ever seen. I could have been the most buzzed. I don't know if it was Beyonce. I can't remember which one it was. but I remember I was into posting my opinion and I was like, this is the best, you know, and then people are being like, what are you talking about her?

And I'm like, you know what? That's what it is. It's just a very, you're either like thinking it's the best or you don't know why these people were chosen or, but yeah, people have always been critical of the performance, no matter who it has been. They'd either thought it was boring or it was too sexy

or was too much shaking that ass or it was, you know, confusing. or they didn't sing enough of their hits or they had too many guest singers. I think the best one, hands down, though, was when we had like Snoop and Dr. Dre and Eminem. What was that?

Like three years ago? That was the best. That was the best. To me, I felt like no one could bitch about that one. And I think nobody did. Yeah. Some of the ones, like when you're saying when you post that you had a good time

and you enjoyed it, there's a lot of performances I did enjoy it that everybody hated. And I like, am I like, were we watching the same thing? Yeah, yeah. Or people just like, and people go so hard against a performance, like it's political. Yes.

Like, forget the bad bunny. Like anybody else, like, why'd you have to hate something so much? Like, they did something to you. It's called subjective for a reason. You know, it is, it's not for you. Right. It's like when people will be like, well, I don't find her funny. Yeah.

her material is not for you, 65-year-old white man. You know, like, it's not for you. You don't have to like it. Like, that's fine. You can say you don't like it. But I want to say right now, I love Bad Bunny. I love Bad Bunny. Everybody, I am a huge fan of Bad Bunny.

Like, please, whatever it is, it's like, don't come after me. No, I'm just kind of trying to analyze, like, in this world where everybody feels in the moment to give their opinion and do it publicly. Right. But why are we talking about this in fear? Like you're like saying, I love Bad Bunny. I love Bad Bunny. I'm just joking. I know, but there is that kind of in the air thing where...

When the song comes on, I still listen to like regular radio. Okay, like with ads and stuff. Jeez. I do. And so I know what the popular songs are. I'm all over... And I never change the channel when it's him and everything. But there's a lot of, like, I'm just still not very familiar.

Like, all of a sudden I'll watch like the Grammy. And I'm like, oh, that's what that girl looks like. Like, I know that song. That's why I watch the Grammys to catch up every year. Yeah. And to be like, oh, that's that. That's that. This is what I missed.

Right, right. Because I don't listen to the radio like you do. Right. Well, I listen to the radio, but I still don't know the faces with the names and, you know, all that kind of stuff. Because I am, I've taken on two other jobs in the last 72 hours. Oh, yeah. What happened? I work for the FBI and I work for the DOJ.

Department of Justice and FBI. I'm trying to find... Your Dan Banjino's replacement. I'm just overwhelmed. And I don't think people know when you go deep in this shit, you're like, I hope people appreciate what I'm finding out. It's a lot. But we'll, but anyway, now when you have multiple parties,

whether it's, these are the holidays where if you're lucky enough to be invited to a few, and you are a social person, it can cause problems of FOMO. Halloween, like the actual big night of the Halloween parties, depending on what day it falls on. Fourth of July is a big one,

especially in L.A. Because there's maybe the best party, but it's in Calabasas with a big mansion in this pool. Do I want to do the one that overlooks the ocean? You know, like there's maybe something going on there.

You never can draw, you can't go to bus. both, you learn that young. You cannot party hop on 4th of July in L.A. It's a fucking nightmare. Then there's one in the Hollywood Hills. And so you blow that one off and then you realize, I should have gone to Los Phyllis or whatever, because these two were lame. It's horrible. So I think Super Bowl is hard thing to like choose because L.A. is all spread out and you can't party hop. And not New Year's Eve because no one cares about New Year's Eve. But I think Halloween, 4th of July and in Super Bowl is like an adult L.A. hard decision.

I feel like the Super Bowl is the toughest to party hop. Yeah. If you want to see the game. Right. And you can't say, all, let me see one half here and then one half somewhere else because then you're going to miss the half time show. Right. So you can't, you know, you have the half time to like have time to get somewhere.

Plus no place in L.A. is a half time, a simple halftime away from another place. Right, nothing. So you're still gonna, so that's tougher. July 4th, I feel like it's possible to party hop,

but parking at some places is just, just. Parking near the beach, you might just go kill yourself. Like, just forget it. You'll never, you'll never. You'll turn around, you'll either break up with whoever you're dating

or before the fireworks fit just looking for a parking spot. Okay, so, one thing is the kid in the bad bunny half time show where he gives a Grammy to TMZ Sports said it's not the five year old that was detained by ice

I never thought that was the point of that I thought he was giving it because it was like it looked like a little kid watching it on an old TV which would have been too old even for Bad Bunny if it's supposed to be him when he was young I don't know why he was watching it on like a 778 TV he's not that young

he's not that old he's not that old but that's what I thought I thought it was more like aspirational. I didn't even go to that part. All the symbolism, whatever, I don't know. Somebody else said it was Elian Gonzalez and I was like, that's Cuba and

Elion is older than bad bunny. Oh my gosh. You know my Elion story. You got an Elion story. I have an Elion story. Elion almost kept me from having a wedding. Yes. Because

Peter and my dad like literally two weeks before my wedding, gone into a political discussion about Elion. And to the point where my dad said, called me into his office, which is a little room in his house, and was just like, listen,

I know all the deposits have been made. And I was like, Dad, I listen to the conversation. You guys, this is where I'm like, people get too crazy about things where they literally think a difference of opinion means a difference in character. And I don't agree with that. I believe people who change their mind.

I believe there was many different sides to that story. For anyone that doesn't know, Elion was this horrible story. His mom and he and many other people escaped Cuba and their boat went down and they drowned and he was survived in a tube and the searcher man found him. And then they brought him to his relatives

where the mom was headed to go. And then it became this whole political thing with Cuba and that Cuba wanted him back with the dad. And where is it, you know, custody wise? And it was like a big thing. It was a big, awful thing. And, but he looked like this kid. He was adorable.

I think he, but I don't think, yeah. So, yes. So there was different stories and different situations. But it was, you know, I was definitely, I didn't turn away from it. And I certainly wasn't bored. It was good.

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Like I've seen highlight the headlines. I feel like some people don't realize. Not everyone is also working freelance for the FBI like I am. Okay. So Savannah Guthrie is, you know, been on the Today Show. she's very well liked. Though she, you think of her on the Today Show.

She's supposed to go to the Olympics. You think of her doing light coffee, funny type of stuff. But she has done hard-hitting things. She also interviewed victims of the Epstein situation years ago. So she was one of the first people to tackle some hard subjects.

And then it's her mom that gets taken. Now, what happened is the mom this is what I know so far and if I get my facts wrong I'm sorry you guys it's a part-time job okay she got no sleep 72 hours

she's working for the DOJ and the FBI so just give me a minute yeah and but literally there is no page 6 stupid juicy scoop shit to talk about and I have Ian here and he's smart and I want to talk about it

okay so here we go so her mom's 84 last week exactly it was Sunday It's been one whole week now. The night before that Saturday, she, her sister and brother-in-law who live close by in Tucson, Arizona,

had her come over for dinner, and she came in an Uber. Then the brother-in-law dropped her off at the house and didn't walk her in and saw her walk into her house. Now, she is an 84-year-old woman, but she does live alone. She is sufficient enough to live alone, but she's on medication and all that.

then we heard, well, she didn't go to church and the parish, what I assumed, the parish then was like, well, this isn't normal because she must be a very devout Christian, whatever. I just found out yesterday, and I hope this is true, because who knows what's real news or not, but the church was online. So I'm like, how much was she giving on Zell

every time on this online that you would be like, why isn't she here? I'm Catholic, and even if some old lady didn't show up every Sunday. I think they would not realize for like a month. I mean, we are not like when you stop going, nobody from the Catholic Church knocks on your door or calls you.

Nobody misses your contribution. No, they're just like what, who? Okay, so. She wasn't here? I didn't know that. Yeah, so this was, this was, so I thought that was very strange. There are,

there are allegedly things in which this brother-in-law worked for a company that had something to do. this is all alleged, but pretty like, I think it's true, with scrubbing like internet stuff years ago involving the Clintons. Also, there's rumors that when she, Savannah first found out their mom was missing, she called a senator that she knew in Arizona before going around.

Now, the other thing is she's sitting there with her brother, who's like a pilot, and the sister who's married to the guy, which is the last person who saw her. They're not saying he's a suspect, but everybody's kind of drawing like what's going on. They've gone back to the sister in Brother Law's house just recently. They also were seen looking in some manhole in the back of the mother's house.

It's just a strangest story of kidnapping this elderly woman who is the daughter. I mean, I do feel, and I'm like, this reminds me of the Shakespearean quote that was actually my quote when I graduated from high school. Is there a ransom note? There were ransom notes, but then they said the ransom notes weren't real. Then another note came.

First, they debunked the ones that were sent to TMZ that was like, I want Bitcoin and this and that. Oh, so somebody just messing around. Yes. Then just Saturday night, they, oh, I was going to say the quote that Shakespeare said was, all the world's the stage and men and women are mere actors in it. I have never felt that that quote from Shakespeare and what I chose for my high school yearbook is more relevant to this last week of our lives than I have ever seen.

Because I'm like, this is the weirdest story. And then she doesn't get to go to the Olympics. To work the Olympics. To work the Olympics. And so is this. Who went in her place? This other girl that then did a really weird thing too. She said something like, we are all.

Could she be responsible? I mean, I know. I was like, who will. I'm just throwing stuff out there. People need parts. People need jobs. People need gigs. You said all the world is a stage, right?

And all the people are just, somebody needed to host the Olympics. She said a weird thing where she's like, we are praying for Savannah. We are your family. We are Legion. And someone's like, Legion. What the hell does that mean? So the first time that they sat down and Savannah talked about it, she said, our mother is kind.

She is full of knowledge. Just talk to her and you'll know that. She said something like that. And then someone pulled up the exact same line that was in silence of the lambs. Okay. but in doing more research. So the mom is in a well somewhere. I don't know.

So but in due, right, because silence of the lambs. But the thing about that is silence of the lambs, that script was written working very closely with FBI agents. And those are the things that they do tell people to tell, to use when someone's kidnapped to humanize the victim. And then the next thing that she said. So I don't think they stole it from science. I think that's FBI training them. And then the other part is she's sitting there just two days ago and she's like,

we have heard you and we want to celebrate with our mother. So just we will pay. Like we will give you the money. And then people like celebrate. Do they think that she is not with us anymore? And they just want the body. But then the other part is that you want to give

the kidnapper. placate his ego or she her ego and say you know we'll do yeah it could be she with the equal opportunity oh yeah a woman could be capable of this women are capable of horrible shit yeah and so like yeah so then it's like we will um you know do whatever you say

and get and make that the ego of the person or they'll screw up the other thing is they know who it is but they're not going to tell us and they Why not? Because if they do think it's like a family member or somebody close to her. I mean, it could have been an air conditioning guy that came six months ago that got this

weird idea and his head has been working on it with some other like Keystone, whatever, not have keystone cops. What do you call it? Like a bungley burglar, like people that are not sophisticated that thought of this weird idea and was like, do you know that the lady who's on the news every day, her mom lives in this house and like, oh, I got an idea. I don't know. It's like, or it's a really elevated, sophisticated situation that touches on corners of the world and corruption and Epstein files and all that.

What does this 84 year? On the second point. Yes. Like, why do you think this 84 year old woman is so linked to? I think it's all about Savannah. Savannah? The mother-daughter. I think it's all about Savannah.

What's your suspicions about Savannah that you feel like? Like, first of all, this is... I don't know. I can't... I don't believe the lady. And just... I don't really have a theory anymore. I've changed so many times.

First, I just thought it was a weird guy that lived down the street that was entitled. That was like, oh, my God. You know, I haven't made it in life. And I'm going to, I'm going to nicely kidnap this woman. And I'm going to get Bitcoin money from this rich woman that my mom watches every day on the Today Show. That's what I first thought. Now I'm like, I know that they... They do try to keep the, like with like in other crimes and stuff where they, they knew who it was, whether it was Coburg or whatever with the Idaho for.

They knew it was him for a while before they let us know. They had to like get all their ducks in a row so that when they do arrest him and they go to trial, they have a success. They can win. So, and then they also, if they think it's a family member, but they think it's in a normal case, like a husband, killing a wife, whatever. they want to not let the person think that they're a suspect so that they kind of get relaxed and might drop more clues

or like incriminate themselves or whatever. Is this what your FBI training? That is my FBI training, but my problem is that I don't have I wouldn't be, you know, gambling is such a big part. I'm sure there's some sick gambling thing on this, but I don't know what,

I believe. I don't know what I believe. I don't know what it is. I feel horrible for this woman and I have horrible for her family and it's a very bizarre thing and it makes me think are more people going to think to kidnap elderly people from you know. Oh and also she didn't pay for the subscription for her ring cameras. So they don't have the footage that would like go up to the eye cloud or whatever and they can find it. So you think this is a ring camera move to be like, hey man, this is why you got to pay for your. subscription. Yes, but also there's these people now that are stealing cars and things like in the valley where they can go and they have the technology to turn off the ring camp. Oh, and they also said, people said that night, a couple of people were up late at night and their Wi-Fi went out on the street. So there was a sophistication that came where they turned off something, you know, and then took her out and. Yeah, so what's up with everybody else's ring cameras on the house says I know on the street because they should be able to pick up

any vehicle that could come to if she lives on a street My understanding is it all went down. It all went down. Yeah, there's no video. This is an Epstein style paper. That's what I'm saying. So then we just dropped,

so they dropped the whole thing. The DOG dropped the 300 million things. And I talked about it last week and I was a little bit lighter about it because I was like, well, this is overwhelming. I don't know. I mean, is anyone being arrested to this day? The only person doing any time for all these horrific crimes is, of course, a woman and she's a piece of shit.

But Gislayton is the only one in prison. Okay, so, and people wrote me in there like, you don't know what you're talking about. Like, it's so much worse than you think, okay, fine. So then I got sucked in. And oh, my God, they are right. It is so much worse. Tell me what you know. I've been watching some things, but tell what you know.

Because it's not being talked about on mainstream media. Nobody will talk about it on mainstream media because it is so bad. And then I'm like, well, why did they drop this to us so that, you know, hundreds of TikTokers can spend, you know, every day of their lives and myself included, picking it out and pulling it together and showing that this woman is married to this hedge fund person. She once dated Jeffrey Epstein. She wrote an email saying where her daughter was going to camp and what cabin she was in. Dear Jeffrey, go see it. Sun Yi is writing Jeffrey Epstein, who's married to Woody Allen. Like, you drop this on our lap.

Nobody else is getting arrested. I feel like we just worked on a big project. And now we found out it doesn't go towards our final grade. Like, fuck you. Like, why are you doing that? Or is the bigger picture? We're going to dump it on your lap. You're going to see how sick the world is.

You're going to see how it's run. You're going to figure it out. And nothing's going to get done. And then therefore you'll give up and know that we're powerless. That'll be a big relief to the world. the people in power. If nothing, oh, now, now we really can get away

with stuff because they didn't do anything. But the reason why they didn't do anything because we're the people that could do anything. Right. And we're not going to do anything about it. Right. If we're not going to go. So what were we afraid of all this time?

Now we could just do stuff. Exactly. That's why I think they dropped it at this. I'm like, so you had all this. It's go. And the only person you got was the girl that was procuring other women. And I know she did horrible things.

and girls, you know, under 18, definitely kids, to go do this stuff. She's the only one in prison, not any of these people that were actually going and doing the sick stuff. And then in deep, going deeper, it's not like this was the only sick ring that was happening. There's been stories and everything that's been going on for decades. But people don't want to hear it and they want to think, oh, I'll tell you right now Pizza Gate is real It's 100% real

Remember the pizza Because pizza It's in it 1,000 times Yeah yeah pizza is a key term These emails And they're the code words Cheese is girl Pasta is young boy

Pizza Pizza Pizza Like oh we had a great shipment These people have terrible codes Like you have a code You ain't supposed to be able to break it Like everybody knows what the What it is I mean I do feel bad for the

the few people that like are like, well, don't suck me into this because I was excited about my wood burning pizza oven back in 2008 when I got my Tuscan house in Calabasas. Like that I really was just saying I liked making my own pizza. I just don't know why anybody would email about pizza. Like my whole life I've never emailed about pizza. And why doesn't someone just pick up a phone? Like if I'm doing some sick shit and even now, I'm like, you'll die when I tell you what someone told me and they're like what and I'm like call me right I'm not like I've learned my let's

let's not let's not even text like you have you know get on your burner phone and turn on some music I mean this is just talk to me turn on your stereo and talk to me over the phone and we'll yell over the the the bad bunny album what this thing is you can't tell me it's wild like I've been like watching stuff for a while. And like when you just said about like nobody's doing anything, there's so many documentaries that expose people that I've watched over the years or just like how bad certain segments of politics is and nothing gets done after. It's just a documentary gets made and we like, I knew it.

And everyone's a rage, outrage for six to seven days. Right. And then there's a new one. There's a new one. No one gives a shit about Tiger King, do they? Right. Or that girl riding her bike around.

Remember that? That time of COVID. Don't you remember the Tiger King story? The Tiger King, yeah. Like that was such a big thing. Everyone's talking about like, oh, you know, who was keeping the tigers and this guy that was supposedly murdered? And then it's like, yeah, that's the thing.

That's like what, like we were, there were aliens. And then there were drones in. New Jersey. Oh, you're about the aliens. Yeah. Like, we just have to just, and it's this constant. And then you're like, I guess

this is it. Like, I don't know. It's insane. And I do feel like, because I was like, well, why did they make this available to everybody? Everybody can go to this justice. gov thing and look at everything if you want.

Now, it's all black, like a lot of it is blacked out. So you're like, okay, so you're protecting this guy, whoever. that is. What's the site? It's like the justice, whatever, government, just, if you just go, like, I want to, if you want to say, hey, what is Jay Z's mention in the Epstein files? Okay. What is it? It's, um, they took a report of a young girl who tells a horrible story of being, you know, trafficked by him and other people. By him? They name him. But it they're you know so that I assume they did or didn't check it out and realize there just wasn't enough there to go and prosecute.

Because it's just her word. Yeah, but I mean, I don't know. So there's those kind of things. And they didn't go to the Grammys, but then they did go to the Super Bowl. Was that the Super Bowl? Because he books the Super Bowl. Right.

Yeah. And so and then people want to make all these weird connections. And yeah, I mean, it's the sled. Listen, I don't know, but I'm not in them. You're not in them. Some people are innocently, innocently just mentioned in them. And then those get articles and then you read the articles and you're like, oh, he just wanted free tickets to that person's comedy show. Like, leave them the fuck alone.

Like it wasn't. And but the people that are, like Rogan. Yeah. Like there's over and over and over. I feel like he wanted to entrap Rogan. Really? Wait, were there mentions or you're just, you're saying they're? Now, Rogan said he'd sent him, like, somebody that knew him was trying to...

New Epstein? Yeah, was trying to hook Rogan up. But Rogan's like, I didn't want to meet that guy. Well, I remember the day that I was at Chelsea lately as a writer, and Chelsea came back from her dinner at Epstein's and told us about it. And it was like around 2010. and at the time pre or post conviction

it was post conviction when he got off of just you know his final conviction was very light it was just soliciting a minor and and then he got he just had to go to the jail on weekends right okay and and lived in Palm Beach

and and that whole thing was crazy that he got off that much but yes he was convicted and it was in the news because back then he was a big name as well. So I remember going, isn't that the guy that like is like a Pito or whatever? And she was like, yeah, she goes, I didn't know that, you know, like, but she was friendly with Katie Couric because Katie Kirk was dating Tom Warner, who is a big producer and owns or still does. I don't know if he owns the Boston baseball team. And they were a couple after her husband passed. And so then Chelsea had to deal with Tom. And so Katie invited her to the

dinner. They went to the town home. And she said it was she she said and right then she said this joke, which I think was a joke. I don't know that she really said it. But she said, she sat next to Woody Allen and Sunyi and she said, now remind me, how did you two meet? And Woody laughed and whatever. It is, it's a very dark subject, but it was a funny thing. And also, we thought he was a creep and that he was convicted, but people didn't, I don't think, really understand what that case was about until recent years. You know, until the girls came forward and told how they lived across the tracks and, you know, we're doing this because they were, you know, recruited and desperate and all this other stuff. I really didn't know about him

until a pandemic. Yeah. Like when that documentary came on, I think Netflix about it. And then he was already in prison. I was on a cruise ship that we took a little trip around the Virgin Islands, like a day trip in the Caribbean. And there was this guy who was the guide. And, you know, very good, articulate, you know, black guy,

very knowledgeable of the islands and everything. And it was after that, but it would have been before COVID. Okay, so it was like 2000, whatever, 18, 19. And he's like, and this is Jeffrey Epstein's island. And you can look that up and everything. And I'm like, he was, I'm like on the boat with my kids. He was a pet.

And then he's, and I'm like filming and he's like, don't film me even mentioning that. And I go, okay, so like I deleted it. And because he worked around the islands. And at that point, he had not been arrested again. He was currently doing that shit in 2000, whatever it was, 18, 19. And then Katie Couric wrote about it in her book, got ahead of it. Yes, I went to the party.

Yes. You know, um. Did she know what would she say? Of course she's in the news. She knew what he did. But I think in their defense. in the mainstream media, it was watered down. And his defense was like he thought these girls were of age.

And they were not. And then he had the most powerful, you know, team defending him. It's just so funny that Katie Kirk, a news person, didn't investigate it. I mean, yeah, it's pretty hypocritical. I mean, listen, you know, but being like, hey, you're in New York. When you want to come to this great dinner party, there's going to be a lot of elite people there. And, you know, when people went to that townhome, yes, it was all the weird art. Mm-hmm.

You know, there's like some- But they're around so many weird people. Right. Like, this is like, yeah. And all the people that have been trying to tell us and they're like, you're crazy, you know, like, they do this. You know. Yeah, we all thought people, a lot of people were crazy and wrote them off and probably didn't, like, exercise them from our lives. Yes. Like, everybody's, like, had a touch point with a person that we've considered a conspiracy theory.

I've been accused of it just by talking about it over the last 10 years because I talked about Belenciaga because I talked about this and then I was like fine, I won't talk about anything and now I'm like, no, I'm sorry. These people were right and I was right and there were these things.

The two Q&Non guys might be kind of right about this shit. They probably were following weird stuff like this for years and put it all together. I don't know. I mean, it is just I will move on but it is really dark.

I don't, I honestly don't suggest anybody go do what I've been doing. It's like, it's awful. So what were you doing? But at the same time I want people to know about it. Did you read it? I watched the work of a lot of other people and then I did go myself. And if I saw a video that I was like, is this AI? Is this true?

Then I would like go do my own research. You saw videos too? Yes. Videos from the camera roll. So it's his camera role. And a lot of it, you might see something. Oh yeah. If you just go to TikTok and just write like,

Just, you know, Epstein files, theories, conspiracy, whatever. And then people put a lot of things together. But then sometimes I'll see something and I'll go a little deeper. And I'm like, actually, that video is from a whole different thing that somebody picked up to get the views. So I'm not, I'm not someone that says everything I see by these, you know, internet journalists are true. But literally nobody else is doing anything about it because it's all connected. So the mainstream media. who are doing going through the files.

And it's funny. It's like when the DOJ, I think it was a DOJ, dropped the prison video of the 13 hours. Of when he had quote unquote ended his life. He ended his life and they just show. People watch that shit. Yeah. Like the whole thing and found out like.

Why? Oh, it went down for like 60 seconds. Yeah. Like a minute was missing. Like for people to watch it. I was like, they should get the jobs of the prison guards who didn't watch him that night. Because these people will do, they were doing this for free. And those two stories are that they were asleep.

A lot of people feel that what we saw come out of the prison is not him. That his profile is different. Okay, well now this is, this was kind of funny. I will give this the dude humor report. They said, FBI arrest black rectangle after it appears over six million times in the Epstein file because this is what it looks like. They put black squares over all these people. This was another person brought this up,

L Truth Seeker. She remembered an episode from Dr. Phil and we were Dr. Phil interviewed a girl named that went by Kendall about her horrific stories about being on an island and being hunted and the elites and everything. And everything in this episode goes with what we are now seeing in the...

Okay, and then this is one of the photos that they think is him but this, then people are like, why would he be wearing a dirty shirt like that? I saw a different one where he was like, nicely dressed, but other people feel that this is a complete AI

video of him with what appears to be bodyguards in Israel. So they're trying to say he's in Israel and this is him I don't believe he'd be walking around. I think that someone's dropping this to distract us and get us focused on he's alive or not.

Who cares if he's alive? I mean, like there's so many other people that are guilty of shit. I care if he's alive because I want to be right. Yeah, okay, all right, okay, good point. Yeah. Now this one, Vision for the Blind. This one comes JFK Jr.,

which his show is coming out on Valentine's Day, of Ryan Murphy about his love affair with Caroline, which I'm excited to see. In 1998, a clip of JFK Jr. on Jay Leno's show where he reads a poem written by nine-year-old Monica Lewinsky about being eaten like a slice of pizza. So he goes, oh, someone sent this into us. Now, this could also not be true.

Someone could have sent it into them, and those people made it up. That at a time Monica Lewinsky, and again, this whole thing could be fake. I don't know. But at a time, Monica Lewinsky, as a nine-year-old, wrote a fun kid poem about pizza. And then in this, he comes off badly and so does Jay because they're like, oh, it's interesting when someone knows their career path at nine. And again, let's all remind ourselves now that this girl, it was her first job out of college.

She was 21 years old and the president of the United States had an affair with her. Right. but you know but but we were all making jokes I mean the day that story broke at Keenan I remember there was a comedian I forgot her name but she looked like her and I was like and another comedian said to me like oh we got to get penny her name was Penny we've to get Penny Wiggins to be Monica right now and she like got the hat the beret and was like running around just hoping to get I'm sure SNL did sketches everybody did sketches everybody did sketches everybody did sketches everybody did sketches. I love having healthy, delicious food in my refrigerator, in my pantry, and I can make it

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Do you remember Trevor Moore, the comedian? Trevor Moore was a comedian and remember the whitest kids you know, sketch show? So he did a sketch on this show that's, again, someone who remembered from Hustle is the person.

that was him making, like finally making it in Hollywood, and he goes and meets like the masked people and people are going back and watching eyes wide shut and putting it all to get. And all this stuff that we just thought was like, Illuminati and the Triangle and all that kind of like, oh, come on, shut up. Like it's nothing or they're just playing with us

or Jim Carrey's just joking. Now everyone's like, no, maybe this. I'm like, but then I'm always like, really? So then like, you finally get to a level of stardom and they're like, come over here. Like, and that's basically what this is. You get to a level of stardom and it's all Scientology. You know what I mean? As far as like the crazy part of science.

Yeah. Of what it is. I don't know. And so like in this sketch, a young guy comes and they're like, okay, we're going to do this and blackmail you. We're going to have to, you're going to film you with. I mean, he says it all. We're going to film you with a minor and use it so that you do what we say. And he literally says everything that's been done.

And this was done like 10 years ago. I lost track. Anyway, he. And this is a sketch. This was a sketch that he did and put on the widest kids you know sketch show over 10 years ago. And he died two years ago as a young 40 year old. Well, sometimes. He accidentally fell.

He accidentally fell. Well, sometimes I listened to some, and this is years ago. Like, I remember listening to this video on YouTube. to where this guy, he says, I was an actor. I was a young actor with a friend of mine. And, you know, he invited me to this party. We went to this party. And, you know, we're young.

We're trying to make it. We're in an early 20s. And the same type of party, it turned into that. And they wanted them to do some stuff. And then sexual. Sexual and blood like stuff. And he didn't want to do it, but his friend stayed and did it. And he said he left Hollywood after.

And he never spoke to his friend again. And his friend was like, nah, what he talked about? It wasn't that crazy. And like, you just hear these one-off things. And is the friend successful today in the business? I got a, I got a, that thing is so far down in my history. But sometimes videos like that will pop-ups.

I'll take a listen to this. I'm bored of what I normally listen. I'm bored of listening to pass to near-death experience. videos. Let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me check something out. This, this is a close near-death experience in a sense. So that's what you like. I, my favorite thing is, um, baby that just gets hearing aids for the first time. Oh, were. I need to listen to like 10 of those so that I can get out of this algorithm. Uh-huh. Because, you know, when they're like, hi, honey, oh my God, it's just, that's what I need again. Has any of the babies ever taking their hair plugs

out and just be like, I don't want to hear this. Oh my God I know I was like Okay I mean there's Same thing with the Savannah Guthrie mom I wonder if there's any like

Older women being like Maybe you better call your mother a little more often Maybe you better come around Oh they'll use it Yeah yeah yeah You better you know But they just saw her Right

They're she was coming from her From her house Well I think that's why people Are suspicious So it's like it's an alibi I don't I mean How could Samantha be doing, getting rid of up?

Yes. I don't think Savannah's doing anything wrong. Right. I think there's something definitely connected to who she is and what she does as a living. So you think somebody's trying to hurt Savannah by making her mom disappear? Or doing an elaborate scheme. So anything that she, maybe she was reporting on something else. Maybe she was going to come out with their own story or podcast or whatever.

Maybe she found out that she was doing it. And this is like, and then once her. mother gets returned to her thanks to the FBI, then she will be like, you know what, I'm just going to talk about J-Lo from now on. I'm not- You think she'll just dump the story? Yeah, like, she won't put it out again. Maybe that's, because they'll be like, we'll take your mom again. I don't know.

Or it's a dumb guy or a bad person who just thought that they could get money. And now it's gone on so long, maybe she's not with us, maybe they don't know what to do. I don't know. So we don't think it's the woman or the reporter who replaced her at the Olympics. Definitely not. We're definitely. If it was a younger, if it was like a younger girl, I would be like, oh, this looks highly suspicious. Because I did think that.

Even if the person's older, it might be even more suspicious. This might be their last chance to go to the Olympics. But jokingly, I'm saying that. And then it's the Olympics. Like I'm like, okay, I'm supposed to also watch the Olympics, the Super Bowl. Would you keep some kidnap somebody to go to the Olympics? Winter Olympics? That's a kind of a desperate move right there.

Like summer? Yeah, maybe. Winter? Oh my God. My cousin's in the Olympics right now. Get out. Yeah. Charlie McAvoy plays for the Bruins and he's on the hockey team.

Get out of here. Yeah. Oh, congrats. He's adorable. He's so great. I hope they win. So that I'll have to definitely watch. I always love the ice skating.

Always puts me in a good mood. but yeah there's certain songs that I hear that I'm like someone should do an ice skating routine to this song Oh word that's funny I never thought of the song

I thought that There's a couple songs I'm just imagine the girl going like And I'm like Oh and I've literally said Can someone ice skate to this song Just for me And just put it on the internet

So I'm like I know exactly what you should be doing I could choreograph Ice skating I'd like to be an ice skating I'm somebody who can't skate No I can't skate at all You choreograph

You're the top ice skating skating choreography. You know, then long leg out and then fast, fast, fast, tour all the land. Do a little dance to catch your breath. Oh, that's. Okay. So just, I'm sorry to get weird again.

But again, flawed logic. This was the weirdest 2014 Oscars. Ellen DeGeneres was the host. So they put this clip together that I remember it. So it's real. This is not AI generated. This actually happened

because you might remember. By the way, horrible bit for the Oscars. Why you need to waste any more time. She does this thing like, oh, we've been here so long. I'm going to order pizza. Can we order pizza?

Who's going to contribute to the pizza? And she goes to Harvey Weinstein. And he gives her $200. And then Kevin Spacey contributes. So they're the only two that contributed. Then a guy shows up after a couple more awards with the pizza. Who wants pizza? That's the bit.

It's, I don't know if it's connected, but it's like the Matrix. It's like, it's doing tricks on us. It's doing tricks on us. It's so weird. I think it's all going to drive us crazy.

Maybe that's the plan. The plan is to throw away your phone. I feel crazy. I feel crazy too. But now I'm like, well, this is kind of like, this is my job. Like, and I can't stop it.

I cannot stop it. I tried to go to bed last night. I woke up at 1.30.3.30. I was like, Heather, and then I was dreaming about it. And then I'm just like, I don't think you understand what it's like to be in my brain. It fucking sucks right now. It's not a good time. And then, of course, she, you know, left.

And then she was, now she's looking for a new home. So she's coming back. Whatever. There's just so much more. He had, he had, this girl, this girl does a great. job. Shannon Hill something. I'm sorry,

like her name got cut off. And she's on TikTok? She's both. I mean, I think this is Instagram. I mean, I think this is on TikTok. Especially now, you don't have to be. All this is on Instagram rules.

Okay, people, you don't need to join the TikTok. You can get all on Instagram. Most people are in both and they put videos on both. I do. I do most of the same videos on both. Anyway, she let us know there's a girl named Karina

Shuliac, who was his girlfriend that he left $10 million to. No, not $10. It's like $30 million. It was something. He left $10 million to his pilot. $30 million to her while he was in prison. She was the last person that he talked to.

He was going to leave her a $30 million. He was going to marry her. He had a $30 million ring for her, something like that. He paid for her to go to dental school. He met her when she was young. She's Eastern European because I've heard her talk. She was, there's emails of how I met her through recruitment, recruiting talent is how they say it. And there's, I had Chris Vrangelo on the show recently.

He goes, yeah, there's a photo of those, a dentist chair at the island. He goes, that's when I'm like, I'm out. Like, you know, like a, the dentist chair is because he, she was learning to be a dentist. Who is she practicing on? Who the fuck knows? You don't need a chair on an island. So she was, he's paid for dental school for her. It goes on and all.

Like, it goes on. She's like, we don't know. Where's the pilot? I don't know where the pilot is either. Can they ask the pilot some questions? The only person we know where they are is Gislay.

Mm. And who knows what's going to happen to her now? You know what was weird? Like, when they arrested her. Yeah. I was like, why is she here? Like, what informed, Who gave a terrible advice for her, if you're a criminal?

She was living like in a house in the East Coast, right? And she had a husband. And she had a husband. She got married. It was so weird. She could have been somewhere. She came from Europe or wherever she was. Yeah.

Her dad mysteriously died too. Right. And then came here and was here because she got arrested during the pandemic, right? and it's like if you know the heat is on like that was weird too yeah

so I don't like just from a a criminal mind perspective yeah that was weird and it's like stay out of the country where you want it

there's just so many weird things there have been so many weird deaths from Anthony Bourdain to you know uh um oh my god I just

this one I don't think is weird this one I just who was the guy from full house Full house? Oh yeah I know you're talking about Saget Bob You know that was really weird too But that one I think

That one I think he finished his His doing stand-up You know you never go to bed early You can never go to bed or so Because he was out of high I think that he Got dizzy and fainted But being like an ego man

Then was like oh my God I'm so embarrassed As like a six-year-old man that I, like, fainted. And he didn't realize that... 60-year-old man. 60, you know, like 60-year-old man, like, I don't want people to know I'm not feeling well.

Right. And so then I think he just crawled back into bed when he should have gone to the hospital. Yeah, he probably thought that. That's what I think happened. It's still bizarre. It's that one's been a tough one for me to grasp. Because, you know, I fainted on stage.

Yeah. Yeah, I faint on stage. And I'm grateful that I fainted on stage because then I went to the doctors and then they checked everything and I was fine. but I'm thinking like if I wasn't or if there was like bleeding on the brain or whatever

then they would have been able to take care of it but he probably hit his head and then just was like all right I'm just gonna go to sleep that's what I think has I don't think anything sinister happened with him but then people are like but those Olson twins they

they found a video of them talking about pizza I'm like they're five they can eat pizza it's like then I then I stop it right then I'm like this is something this is too far this is speaking of not great timing, Nick Vial and his wife have a show coming out on Netflix where they land on an island

and it's about relationships where there's big age gaps. And nobody knows what age anyone is. So a guy who's, you know, so pursuing a woman who, you know, is really 52. Maybe she looks 43. maybe he's 22 but looks 27 and then they date and they say who matches up both the women can be older the men can be older

there's old men young women because them as a couple they have a popular podcast they're 19 or 20 years apart and so they're the host he is much older and he met her when she was like 19 and he was like 40 but they are expecting they have expecting two and three kids because they were pregnant with twins. And so they were a good host for the idea. But I just feel the timing is probably not the best

to pursue large age gaps in romance where you get on a plane and hang out on an island with each other. Okay. Yeah, on an island. Yeah. Like Love Island might take a hit after this. Yeah, I mean, but God. This is kind of interesting.

So speaking of The Bachelor, the former host of The Bachelor, Chris Harrison, he is back and he's doing a show about traditional dating. I mean, a dating show for traditional marriage. And so what do people think, you know, is something wrong with traditional? I'm like, I feel like the Bachelor is still traditional marriage. They still are trying to get married. I guess it means not polyamorous, not big age gaps.

It's pretty vague. And it looks like. It's pretty vague. And it looks like a 1,800 law commercial. that ran during the Super Bowl. Like this, look at this. This is what you'd see on an injury lore commercial. What is this?

This guy used to host a legit show. It's wild. I mean, I think, you know, it's a good idea for him. I think it's been a long enough time that he has been off the radar. And, you know, but, you know, he's married for the second time. So traditional marriage, I don't know. Like, I think if you're really going to do that, then you should probably be the person that's like still married to your original.

You're one of the few people I know in a traditional marriage. And it ain't that traditional. It is, but it isn't. Because I know the origins of it. Yeah, yeah. And you made it traditional. Yeah, yeah, you're right. Yeah, nobody thinks to hire me for anything.

Probably because I talk about shit like this. I don't keep our mouth shut like the rest of it. everyone else in Hollywood. Here you are. I'll cover this up. This is the funniest sketch. So you do these funny sketches with your roommate who's also hilarious comedian. What's Paul's last name? Eliah. But he just changed recently to Elia. And he told me it was Eliah all the time, but he's finding out more about his heritage. Oh, what is his background? Oh, okay. And then, so then it's pronounced a different way. So as long as it's not Epstein. Five years, I know, right?

It's Epstein. Five years later, he's correcting me, like, I'm saying what you told me. And with arrogance, too, like with chess, like, it's Elia. But I was saying a lie for five, we've been making sketches. I've had that happen with certain friends that, like, we always call them the casual. Like, let's say it's, let's say we called it, I'm just thinking of like a simple name, whatever, Elizabeth. and we always called her Liz or Lizzie. And I do have a friend like this and she's ever done this.

But I'm just thinking of a cut. And then it's like you're out hanging out with people. What's your name? Elizabeth. And you're like, what? Are you suddenly now? But it is still the name. So it's still the name.

But yeah, it's, okay. So how do you think of the, I mean, I know how you think about these crazy things because you have a very unique brain. Thank you. Of comedy that like someone is going to do. Oh my God. So in this sketch, it's like you have a roommate who's white, Syrian. And he comes down and he's like, hey, my girlfriend wants to get on the Wi-Fi.

Did you change it? And you're like, yeah, I changed it to Paul's Wi-Fi. And he's like, okay, what's the passcode? And you say it's I hate Edward. And he's like, what? And then she's like, babe, what's the password? And he's like, I don't know what you do. I want people to go because the ending is so clever.

Yeah. So now how did you think of that one? I feel like, like, this is like we had the idea. Well, I'm always going to antagonize Paul in the sketch. I'm the, I'm the nightmare of a roommate. Yeah. So I feel like we got on this track where we're going to, do this we're going to do this thing but where i'm going to change it and put him in a position

where it's compromising where he has to yell the password to the woman upstairs that he's dating but then but then like paul came up with the twist at the end yeah yeah that they're so funny they're like oh my god i just there's so many funny things that we like came up with back in the day Oh, yeah. By the way, the wanes are not in the files. I just want you to know that. So they were never really in Hollywood. We're not in the files.

We were never really in Hollywood. No, we never really made it. Okay. How do you feel about Kanye, Bianca, now he's back saying, I don't feel those awful things that I said in the past. I don't think that slavery is a choice anymore. And she's still in the picture, but now she gets to wear more clothes.

So he's still dating her? I thought they broke up. I thought they got a divorce. I just thought that she was on the cover of Vogue or one of the Vogue's. I don't even know. Like, I don't even know. I feel like Kim just, like, does her own thing now. And, but I always wonder, like, I am always been curious about the relationship.

I've talked about this a lot over the last couple years. And when she had to walk around and just, like, nylon, or no shoes at Disneyland or like her nips, just like her full tit out at like a sushi bar. I was like, okay, she must be getting paid like a monthly amount to go along with this weird thing. But now she's kind of got quiet

and she's still in the picture and I'm like, this is another one. I can't figure out the truth. But I'm shocked that she's still around. Do you think she wants the publicity of Dayton Kanye? They know the camera's going to be there. like he knows it's a he's he's always publicity stunting and he has somebody to help him out to do it. I just kind of think, yeah, I kind of just think what, but I was like, I would have thought by now this many years, it would have, we would have learned what the motive was on her part.

Because she wasn't, she was an educated person. She was working for him. But then again, she had some weird family like allegedly her family was like in the Australia. mom or so, I don't know. And so then I'm like, I'm like, what? The Australian mom. I swear it's crazy.

And then I was like, Not the good day mate, mom. And, you know, and I respect all moms, you know what I'm saying. But I,

but now I'm just like, I don't know what her motivation was. Like they haven't, you know, she didn't have a kid with him. She's still young enough to get out. We're not seeing her being

paraded anyway. I mean, she's probably like close to 30 maybe. And like, does she hang out with the kids? Like, and when she hangs out, I saw her once at Chateau Marmont. Oh, right? With him. And she was wearing clothes. So I feel like all those times that she, it's like, okay, now we have to do that. But I always thought it was so weird because it would be like, she'd have to be basically be naked and he'd be dressed for like a snowstorm. And I'm like, what is this? Like, and I'm like, and I'm, like, and I'm, I've heard that, you know, he has bad be-all. I'm like, yeah, he's wearing too many layers. He's wearing like a sweat thing, like a sauna to go out.

But I still am like, I can't believe we don't have a conclusion. And now that he's like, I'm not insane anymore, then where does that leave her? Like, is she like, okay, good? Or I think, yeah, I do. Well, if he's not insane anymore, everybody's in a good place. He's in a good place. She's definitely in a better place to lose your insanity is what you want. you know, and he said slavery was no choice.

He said, now he doesn't. He said, I'm sorry for that. I'm sorry for the anti-Semitic stuff. What does he want? Does he want something? He's back performing. He was like performing in like Mexico City. And I mean, he can sell out anything, you know?

He can, right? Yeah, still can. But they won't let him perform in America. I heard, I think it's AG and Live Nation. They, they book all the major, like, venues of the big, ones, the ones that he could do in America, and they refuse, I think, from what I hear, to let him perform at any of them. So he can't do any gigs in America, just outside of America. That makes sense.

I'm just trying to internet sloof this. Yeah, like, I don't really understand where they are. And I think she's just, like, enjoying her life. She's a legit, like, actress now. Going these big parts. She failed the bar, which is very hard to. to pass. I feel like she in my opinion, and I've always said this, that she will not get there.

Which one? She might want to retake it. Kim. She might want to retake the bar, but I also could just see her being like, I don't know why she's torturing herself trying to pass the bar. She gets to play a lawyer on TV. That should be fun enough with the outfits. Where is she playing a lawyer at?

On this Ryan Murphy show, and I just got picked up for a second season. Oh, right. She's been on their season? Yeah, and it's super ridiculous. It's like high camp, but people like it. And it's like, and she's top billing over like, Glenn Close and Naomi Watts are in this show. And she is like the star of it. And I watched a little, but I just couldn't get it.

It was too ridiculous. She had like, you know, the outfits and everything. And my sister really is a lawyer. So it's just like to watch these people just walking around and these crazy outfits. Like it's just, but that's what's fun about it. So, Ian, tell me what you're doing. Where can people watch you besides first, where they could follow you and then if they could see you live anywhere. I got a special out.

It's on YouTube. It's called Untitled. It's at Ian Edwards' standup. It was voted top 10 specials of the year in Vulture. Oh, my God. That's great. And it was the only one on the list that was like a self-release. Everybody else was on a streamer.

And it was in the LA Times top specials. And I haven't done this yet because I'm lazy, but all the the money from the views and ad sense goes to like victims of the LA fire. So if somebody has any suggestions or where I can like send this money to. Spencer Pratt. Spencer Pratt? Yes. He's the only one. I can't believe that.

Who's Spencer Pratt? Spencer Pratt is running for mayor and he was a fire victim. And he's the one that exposed that nobody got a dime from fire. Do you know that that one person has gotten a penny from fire raid? They just gave it to all the charities. The charities and then the charities. Never gave it to anybody. What is California doing?

Like the homeless money. The homeless money goes to the charities and then they help 22 people and it costs $60 million or something. Every day they expose another fraud. And that's why it doesn't get fixed because they don't want it to get fixed. If it gets fixed, then the people don't get the millions. Who don't get the millions? All the charities. All the charities and the nonprofits.

It's just, yeah. But this is just like when you're talking about the Epstein files, like none of this stuff. So that's why I want to give my money to like somebody or an organization with low overhead. We just give them the money. It's not even going to be that much money. But the more people watch the special, the more money it generates. I'm just going to connect you right now. And yeah, that's what I was saying with the firehead thing when I interviewed Spencer.

I was like, I thought it was going to be like, here's $100 million. Because they said we made $100 million. Remember when everybody got a check during COVID? Whether you're rich or poor, everybody got that same $1,400 or whatever it was? You didn't get it? I didn't want it. Okay, so, fine. You could pass it up.

So if you're someone that, what I thought would happen was the same thing. I thought everybody would get, let's just to make it easy, everyone got $10,000 from eaten and from the Palisades. Right. And your business, someone had a business, somebody worked out of the restaurant. whatever and now they don't have a job, all that. And if for some reason you didn't need it, you could forego it or give it to somewhere else. I just didn't want to have to pay it back.

I didn't trust it. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. So anyway, with that particular situation, that's what I thought and that's what I think people thought was going to happen. And no, it didn't. So, yeah, I think that's why people are like not going to trust these things anymore. And I'm sure there's, you know, there are good and legit ones.

but the amount of things that have come out of like the fraudulent stuff that, you know, it's so bad. We are out of control. We are really, this is wild. I know. But this is, but I'm excited for, I'm going to hook you up with Spencer and he will make sure that actual people get it. Please, I appreciate that. Yeah, absolutely. That's so awesome.

So people can watch that. You're so funny. You're so clever. You had another special prior to that. I remember. Ian Talk was on Comedy Central. Okay. And then for sketches and stuff like that and stand-up clips come to at Ian Edwards

Comic on Instagram or like I said, the way my special is, there's also clips there. And I'm going to put up my punchline link with all my shows that you'll be able to find that or punch up my bed. Or on my Instagram at Ian Edwards Comic. I'll have the list of show. You traveling a lot? I'm going to start doing some dates. Cool. Yeah, yeah.

And probably you'll do Netflix as a joke. Yeah, probably Netflix is a joke. So, yeah, look for me at the Netflix as a joke, comedy festival. What, you're so funny. Thank you. You're still the nice. You haven't changed since you joined the Illuminati. You have not changed at all.

They're still nice. They won't let me pass level two. They said I need to do some time. type of thing that I'm not ready to do yet. So I'm just at the entrance. Oh, what do you think about Kat Williams now? Do you believe everything he said? Remember he was going on?

He was a truth teller a few years ago. And now with like did he and everything, it really kind of came true. Well, here's a crazy thing. Like, and I think Neil has said this to me, Neil Brennan. He said white people are starting to believe everything that black people knew about 10, 15 years ago. Like, because.

There, there, we had, we had this online thing with triangles and the Illuminati and the, and Jay-Z and like any major artist and like all these satanic symbol type things. Like, and we always like, look at them and then keep it moving and then discuss it here and there. And there's some people more into it than not. But it was always kind of there. Yeah. So it's just, it's just. Cat Williams is like he's in the culture, so he's talking about it, but he's high profile. So it sounds like Cat was right all the time, but wherever we all got it from was right all the time.

Well, I remember when we were working on the Keeney and I said this recently on Juicy's Coupe, that's the first time I ever heard that people believe that we didn't actually go on to the moon. is when Keenan said, and I still don't, when people go, that's crazy, I just think, if we went to the moon, fine. But what we saw was a film reenactment

to get America excited. At least that. Yeah, the fact that he, like, called the president, you know, from the moon and someone saw the photos. Which is crazy and impossible back then. The guy climbing the tallest, um, whatever building in Taiwan that just happened on Netflix.

He lost Wi-Fi or whatever. He couldn't hear the guy below talking to him when he was on the sky in 2026 in a building. Right, right. So you're telling me from the moon, they could have... But that was the first time I'd ever heard that. They had a live feed from the moon. Yeah.

Like a live television broadcast from the moon. Yeah. And then somebody said the other day, it's funny that you brought that up. Yeah. Some guy with a redneck voice was like, you mean to tell me in 1960 something, we rocket blasted up into the atmosphere,

landed on a surface that we've never landed on before. And then took off from that surface with no set up there and came back to Earth. And it sounded so redneck. But I was like, logical. Yeah. Like how do we get back? Who was the person taking the photos of him getting out?

Yeah. He set it up, what, he set up an iPhone? Yeah, when they said, what are talking about? Like, you know, it was just, yeah, so that's why I think when I do think either A, we never went or B, we went, but then we reenacted it in a studio, which is what Keener was saying like, no, it was done it. He was like, it was done in a studio. And this was like, in 1997 and I was like, yeah, shit is wild. The shit is wild. And it's juicy, too. Everybody go to Heather MacDonalddolland.net to find me and my dates and Salt Lake Cities should be up there now.

And that's at the, I think it's the 20th and 21st of March. Anyway, and Netflix is a joke, May 9th. And so much more, Patreon and all the goodies. Bye, love you.