Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Beyonce Missing? Digital Clones and Rodent Men with Brandy and Julie!

Episode Date: June 13, 2024

The hilarious duo and stars of Dumb, Gay Podcast, Brandy and Julie, stayed for more hot topics! Amanda Knox got convicted for slander. Kim Porter’s dad is breaking his silence on Diddy assault video. Where’s Beyoncé after Diddy abuse scandal came out? Kanye’s partner Bianca is now covering up and Kim Kardashian gets roasted by fans for wearing sexy version of North’s Simba outfit. Will Smith was seen out with a Jada Pinkett lookalike. Zoom CEO wants to use AI to create digital clones that can attend meetings for you. 61-year-old Red Hot Chili Pepper frontman Anthony Kiedis get cozy with 19-year-old girlfriend. Christine Quinn accuses ex of violating restraining order by sending spies. Kim Zolciak and Kroy Biermann fight over closet time. Countess Luann did new article for Bustle and says that women should go to Bed, Bath, and Beyond to find men. Hiker finds secret water pipe supplying China’s tallest waterfall, Justin Bieber was treated horribly by industry when he was younger, Gen Z are going wild for hot rodent men in Hollywood, and Top Chef host Padma Laksmi released a lingerie collab with Bare Necessities and she wants to be a stand-up comic! So fun, enjoy! Wash your OUAI to healthier hair with shampoos and conditioners made just for you. Go to https://theouai.com and use code JUICY for 15% off your entire purchase. Shop Juicy Scoop Merch https://juicyscoopshop.com  Get EXTRA Juicy on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/juicyscoop  Follow Me on Social Media Instagram: https://www/instagram.com/heathermcdonald  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@heathermcdonald  Twitter: https://twitter.com/HeatherMcDonald Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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And I hope you guys come to that one. And all of them are at HeatherMcDonald.net. And now let's get into it. Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. I'm maid Brandy and Julie of Dumb Gay Podcast, the Dumb Gay Podcast. They're gonna stay because I still had some more topics and I wanted to talk a little bit more.

Welcome back, girls. Thank you. It's like so weird being harassed all the time. Harassed by what, by me? This is still one of those crimes that just boggles my mind and makes me scared to go to Italy, but I am going to Italy, so let me know all your good recommendations. No, Amanda Knox, to remind you guys of this incredible, horrible tragedy, she was there, it was just after college or or she was studying there.

And she is American, and she had a roommate, and one night she came home and went to bed, I think, with the boyfriend, and the next morning they woke up and saw that the roommate was brutally murdered. And based on some of the things that happened with her, they saw video of her kissing her boyfriend while the cops were there and that looked bad. The story is very long. She went on trial. She was behind bars for years in Italy. People felt that she was sex shamed for having sex and they thought that she was in love

There was all these different stories that went around However, she finally got out and she's finally home and there were movies and everything She's got like the angel-faced killer or she had a name because she was so beautiful and angelic right young and Everybody was captivated and the boyfriend looked like Potter, and she was obsessed with Harry Potter, and he wore the glasses. They thought they, I mean, some of the theories were that they did some S&M thing with her, and with her roommate, and they were involved,

and all these different stories. And it was very scary, because right at the initial questioning, she apparently didn't have like a proper interpreter and she wasn't fluent in the language. Terrifying. But Knox initially accused Patrick, who worked at the restaurant with her or her boss, of the murder, but later recanted. Her prolonged interrogation without interpreter was deemed a violation of her rights by the European Court of Human Rights in 2023. Knox's recent reconviction upholds

her original three-year sentence for slander. So she was convicted of slander because although she will not return to prison due to the already serving four years during the initial incarceration, I can't believe she did four years. Knox's legal team plans to appeal the latest decision to Italy's Supreme Court. Despite her ongoing legal struggles, Knox has since moved on with her life, getting engaged, starting a family and becoming an advocate for criminal justice. So because she said, I think that this Patrick Lu-Mamundo is who she thought may have done it. That is why he then sued her for slandering. You know, I would be pointing at anyone in my life,

and be like, it wasn't me. I don't know, maybe it was my boss at the bar. Maybe it was my neighbor. Now you're slandering because you're just trying to solve the crime for them. Who was it eventually? They did eventually find the guy, right? Yes.

And he was just like a kind of a random guy. Yeah. Like he didn't really know her or anything, right? No, and he had been like, they might have met it not, he didn't know Amanda Knox, but he knew the roommate. But it was not the manager at the restaurant. No. And that is who originally, she was like,

yeah, I don't know. Which is why he's suing for slander. But that has to be. It wasn't suing though, she was convicted of slander. Like, I don't know what the Italian he's suing for slander. But that has to be. It wasn't suing though, she was convicted of slander. Like, I don't think the Italian government's problem is with her. I don't think you can be convicted of slander in America. You could be sued and the jury could say,

yes, you're guilty. Because it's a civil case. Like we did with Johnny Depp. But like, I guess in Italy, it can be a real crime. However, she won't ever have to come back here. Because she already served. Yeah, like, why don't know what their obsession is with her? Like let her go. She's already done.

You already know she didn't do it. And now you need to convict her of slander? We can't even get Donald Trump on slander. I mean at this point if I was her I'd be like fine. I don't even want. Why appeal? I don't even appeal. I just don't care.

Like I just don't care. I have a criminal record in Italy and I can't visit. Happy, I never need to go there again. I never want to go there again. Yeah. I mean, they wear powdered wigs and run around talking about like satanic cults. It was literally satanic panic.

They were like, they did a huge thing in the middle of the ground and they did a thing. It was like, and she's like, what? I'm like, I'm 17 having sex with my boyfriend who looks like Harry Potter. She was, the only thing she was guilty of was just being like a stupid kid. It's so, so, so scary.

Do you remember that movie with Claire Danes? Of course. Broke Down Palace. What's it called again? Broke Down Palace. Because that's what we're scared of. I never will. Wait, but wait, in the movie Broke Down Palace,

two girls. Thailand. But one thing that I always remember that stuck in my head is that they like went to a nice hotel and they ordered all these food and drinks by the pool and they lied about the room number. And that somehow played into them being held and caught for, because they did have drugs on them, right?

Yeah. But wasn't it, was it because they went to the fancy hotel and just tried to like enjoy a pool day for free? Yeah. I don't remember. And then they got, which always scares the shit out of me. I'm always like, oh my God, because I wouldn't, you know, when we were at the Pachanga,

they were very strict about going to the pool. You know, it literally held my ID, okay? Made sure I was at the hotel, held my ID. And I, you know, I said to my sister. You know, it literally held my ID, okay, made sure I was at the hotel, Hell Maggie. And I, you know, I said to my sister, I go, you know, I just think they have to be this way because imagine if you and I were like young and we lived near the Pachanga and we were like, oh my God, it's fucking a hundred degrees out.

Let's just sneak into the pool and like use it and enjoy it. So they have to be that strict, but then I brought up the broke down palace thing. Cause I was like, oh my God, those girls just wanted free drinks at a fancy hotel in Thailand. That's why I get so stressed out. When we just went to, we went to Egypt and Jordan

and this trip and they were on the ship, they were like, don't be, sorry, but you can't be, this is not even drugs or anything. This is just like not being gay. Just don't be outwardly gay in these places because you'll get arrested and sorry. And that's when her name became Julio. Okay, because I'm not putting.

I was like, come on Julio, this is fun, put trend thing on. I don't even wanna go to Singapore because I'll chew one gum and get, you'll chew one gum and be detained in jail. I mean even Brandy Grenier or whatever who had the hemp flakes or whatever she had in Russia. It's like, now she says that she forgot that she had it, but let's say a person didn't forget and they thought they could travel with it.

It's like you can't. No, let's say you forgot. Or let's say you forgot. You have a vape, I mean who knows what's right. And now you're in Russia. Or let's say you forgot. You have a vape. I mean, who knows what's right. And now you're in Russia. Or it's like there was that other guy, and I don't know the details of this, but they were in the Bahamas. And I think in some old suitcase or whatever, he had some ammunition.

He did not have a gun with him. He had the ammunition. And it's like some hunting trip or something. But you know what I mean? Like you have a suitcase and there's one little zipper in the corner of like whatever and you don't. So like be careful of all that stuff. I'll constantly be like, oh my God, there's my dry shampoo.

Haven't seen that since the trip last summer because you forget to open like a zipper. I mean, even though we went, this is a hundred years ago, on a trip to somewhere in, I don't know if it was Jamaica, it was somewhere in like a Caribbean island and it was a lesbian cruise. So this was a long, long time ago. And it was like, you can't bring any sex toys.

And Julie and I were like, it's a whole shipload of women who are lesbians. And you say they can't bring sex toys and people are gonna what now? Get a fine, go to jail? It's like, there's gonna be nothing but sex toys on this. A lesbian cruise is nothing but five vibrators and dildos per room.

So we're talking about 5,000 pieces of toys. So wait, what happened? Well, nothing happened to us. We didn't have any. But did they really not bring it? I'm sure every woman was like, well, great. They had to throw it away, probably throw it at the airport.

So like, is there just a trash can of like, bottles of water and dildos? And vibrators. Oh my God, that is so funny. Yeah. Like you carry kidding? Wow. And you better throw that shit away.

I am so scared of getting arrested for any of that stuff, for any reason anywhere. Little update on the P-Diddy. Kim Porter, who died of pneumonia. You mean pneumonia. Right. I think it was that or the flu. Was it a strong cold?

It was that strain of murder pneumonia. That Albie Shore also got. Right. Yeah. Her dad said, and this is disturbing, he said, well, I was shocked to see the video of, I'm paraphrasing, of the P. Diddy attacking Cassie. I never saw him abuse my daughter that much like that.

So he must have witnessed some abuse. Well, we watched a thing on YouTube. It's a YouTube channel called Chronicle Speaks. If you don't mind, I'll just shout her out. She does a, she reads the court case. So it's not just her. And it was so much information about Kim Porter, this mystery surrounding her death,

a time when she went onto a boat with him and her nose was shattered. And it was over a holiday, he brought the plastic surgeon out, supposedly, allegedly he broke her nose, like in three places. A plastic surgeon was brought out onto the yacht to reconstruct her face. And then she went around. Allegedly.

Yeah. She went around with a thing on her nose and after that. And then there was a bunch of information about Albie Shore, who is an R&B artist who used to, you know, famously, huge hits, used to date Kim Porter, who was coming on and saying that he thought her death was really out of nowhere, very mysterious. She was supposedly coming out with a book. She was about to come out with like a tell-all book. She died totally unexpectedly and then Albie Shorves perfectly like hot and good-looking and in perfect health became like in the matter of like an hour

in a coma for like two months and like almost lost his life and no one could figure out why. He's just like walking along and then he just like falls into a coma and has to have all of his organs. Very Russian. And it was. Very Russian. Yeah, it's been very, very strange.

Now, she is the one, she is the mother of the 16 year old twin girls. I thought, and is that the only, her only kids? I wasn't sure if she- I want to say maybe she had one more. Okay. But yeah, very, very sad. That is so- And very strange and like more and more and more is coming out.

He Howard University, I guess gave him an honorary degree. They have rescinded that. Yeah, nobody wants anything to do with him. Good. I know it can be really frustrating to try to find a shampoo and conditioner combo that really caters to your hair type. Well, Wei wants to give you the confidence

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we haven't heard much from her. There was rumors that she was gonna show up at stage coach, which she never did. The, you know, this ain't Texas. Hey there Franklin song was a big hit off the bat, but we aren't really hearing much about it. And are they choosing to lay low, she and Jay-Z, because they were so close to P. Diddy and all of this,

and people are connecting dots and thinking that somehow they have some shady stuff, and they're just like, they don't want to screw up. They are like, don't want to piss off anybody. The internet sleuths are out there. Connecting dots, whether they connect or not. They're making them connect. And it's a lot about Jay-Z, which is unfortunate

because we love Cowboy Carter. And it has been, I myself have been like, it's weird, Billie Eilish is everywhere, Taylor Swift is everywhere, where's Beyonce? Why is Beyonce not? Because the album is good. Hey There Franklin's not the only good hit. Yeah, yeah.

There's a few other great ones. There sure are bodyguard. Well anyway, I know one person that can find out what she's up to and that's Bo Deedle. Bo Deedle, I'm sorry. Where's Bo Deedle? Bo Deedle needs to be on all of us. Louie has a file on Beyonce.

He has a file on Jay-Z. You better have it on P. Diddy. And Kim Porter's dad, apparently. So a couple days ago in Italy, hope they don't do anything wrong, Bianca, the wife to, or we don't know if they're real wife or not, to Kanye, now she's wearing a fully covered, it's kind of see through,

but not to the point where you see like her parts or anything. It's like a sheer long yellow dress to the ground, up to the neck. So now they're going complete. The pillow was left in the car and now she's covered. So whatever. I'm so sick of their bullshit.

I'm so sick of their bullshit. Now she's a lookalike to Kim. Yeah, lookalike. Very. They have very similar face, just like Jennifer Aiden and the girl from Dubai. Why doesn't he put her in that lion outfit that he put Northwestern? Oh, well here she is, bringing that you brought up the lion outfit.

Kim made a sexy version of the lion outfit that her daughter wore, and people had mixed feelings. They were like, why not? Why are you trying to steal her thunder? Other people said she's actually trying to divert the negative thunder to herself of like, oh my God, when I grew up,

I remember one time Chris Jenner said, we were like, this is years ago, and Kendall was getting her hair cut at the house. Chris had just gotten her hair cut. This is years at the first house they had. And she was gonna get bangs or something. So she got bangs and she looked really cute. And then Chris said,

make me look like Kendall Jenner. When I grow up, I wanna look like Kendall Jenner, which is kind of cute. But that's what I kind of thought this was. I think that she was like, oh, you know, my daughter is the star. Let me look like, you know, like I am stepping kind of thought this was. I think that she was like, oh, you know, my daughter is the star. Let me look like, you know, like I am stepping kind of back. I don't know.

You know, it was trying, I think trying to make a fun, positive out of a lot of negative that she got for doing the Lion King. She was trying to make fetch happen. Yeah. The outfit wasn't cute. It was a bust. It was a flop.

So there's Kim, like, I'm going to use my influence. I'm going to adjust it. Whoever the designer was to probably, she felt like she owed them. So she's like, let me just make this happen. And it just didn't. I mean, you're not going to make it happen. Right. And with the glasses and everything,

like she, and with this, the lighting of it, she does look just like her. So they look a lot alike in this. But anyway, it's Will Smith who's dating a Jada Pinkett lookalike. This girl has got the shaved head. Her face doesn't look that much like Jada, but anyway, she has a shaved head and she's been showing up at like premieres and stuff with him. So we don't know how serious they are, but it's a lookalike thing. He does not age. No.

Just like Heather whose birthday is Friday. Ageless, frozen in time. Thank you. So- It'd be so hard to try to even- I don't even know. If you're with Jada Pinkett Smith, I mean, it's really pinnacles face-wise and body.

Yeah. Where do you go after that? Well, the flipping out people, not flipping out, flip or flop, sorry. The flip or flop people. Tarek, who was married to the first wife, Christina, they had a bad breakup, but now they're all co-parenting fabulously. And he's married to Heather Rae from Selling Sunset. They're doing a show where they are competing against Christina and her husband. Oh.

And so they've heard all the comments about, oh my God, Tarek, you married a girl that looks just like your first wife. So now they're making fun of it, they're wearing the same outfits, they're doing promo videos about it. And you know, people have types. That's why the same outfits. They're doing promo videos about it. And you know, you got types. That's why the shit. Yeah. I mean, supposedly, speaking of leaning in though, Will Smith and

this new thing with bad boys, fucking seven or whatever it is, whatever's going on with that movie, right? Bad boys. Is it out right now? I don't even know if it's a movie or if it's, I'm not sure. I don't know what it is either. It's a movie, right? I don't know if it's a movie or if it's a, I'm not sure. I don't know what it is either. It's a movie, right? I don't know if it's a, maybe it's a musical at this point. I honestly don't know. But there's a scene where either Will Smith slaps Martin Lawrence or Martin Lawrence slaps him. And it's like reenacting. And I mean, here's a terrible take that we will then do

on the wrong side of the takes. I think that's hilarious. And I think it's a great way to like, what can you do? You're not gonna outrun it. You're not, Will Smith will never outrun that. So you might as well lean in and do what you can and get slapped. You should have brought in Chris Rock to slap him

and then we would have been full circle. Well, speaking of lookalikes, Zoom CEO wants to use AI to create digital clones that can attend meetings for you. Bad idea. I'm sure this has already been looked into. But what I really want to know is now that we're looking back on who really started COVID, did the creator of Zoom know anybody

that was also in that lab that created COVID? Because who? Where was Zoom before COVID? Exactly. It was called Skype. And everybody on earth uses Zooms now, from schools to whatever. And so conspiracy theorists, get on that and see if there's some people at the zoom offices that also make NC 17 masks or whatever they're called. Yeah. Oh, that

too. Cause remember those all of a sudden you need whatever that mask was called. Yeah. And it's like, do you have this one or that one? It's not good enough. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So this guy is like, hey, you know, this way you don't have to be at the, so I'm like, so you don't have to be in the office, but you also don't even have to be at the Zoom meeting. What, like, what is the point of you then? If we're not gonna get the real person,

what is the point? Put that on a bumper sticker, what is the point of you? Question mark quote, because what are we doing? People are stressed out that AI and robots are gonna take their jobs. AI and robots are already taking over manufacturing. They're already starting to take people's jobs. And now you wanna take people out of the meeting?

Yeah. What are we doing? We need to, it needs to come to a, listen, watch Atlas. With J.Lo. Watch Atlas with J.Lo. Start getting into it. It was the number one movie for two weeks on Netflix.

And she said, hey, there's a lot of hate in the world, but I thank you for all the love. And they're like, oh, she's pointing, it's getting to her. I'm like, no, that's not getting to her. That's being like, hey, there's a lot, I'm not saying it's about me. I'm not talking about you, Meanie Pots on the internet. I'm just saying there's a lot. I'm not saying it's about me. I'm not talking about you, Meany Potts, on the internet.

I'm just saying there's a lot of hate in the world. I'm glad that you like the Alex movement. Thank you for the love that I got. I'm focusing on the positive. And then there was another article that Jennifer Garner posted some poem on her stories, whatever. And they're like, Jennifer Garner's getting involved and hoping that J. Lo and

Ben could, you know, make it happen. I'm like, she just did a poem. You don't know if that was, she came across the poem and thought it was beautiful. You don't know if she wanted her best friend who's going through a divorce to see it. You don't know if this was for her kid. You don't know if it was for herself. Like, sometimes you just see something and you're like, that's fucking great or funny or inspiring, and I'm just going to post it.

And it's not about you, boo. Exactly. Or it's not about the person you think it's about. Yeah. So you in fact have that wrong. Right. When I posted the weird thing about a narcissist. Yeah.

But I'll tell you this. You just have to figure out who that's about. But Atlas is about AI. So I'm telling you, like, and look good that we're talking about J.Lo. The shit's good, she's a good actress. I talking about JLo the shit's good. She's good actress I don't care what anybody says the bitch is a good actress You can't deny it and right in the movie actually ended up

I started out as a hater because I because I read so much hate. Yeah, there was so much hate I went into it thinking I was hate gonna hate watch it and then I'm sitting at the end of the bed going Yeah, it's good. It's sci-fi, so whatever. It's not for everyone. But at the end of the day, this makes me uncomfortable. Matrix, AI, robots. Eric Yuan, now he's a seal.

I don't know if he created it, but I don't know. This is not a good idea. You need to go to the meeting. Yeah. Go to the meeting. Apple is joining with Chat box CPT or whatever. And they're literally, Apple's getting like way deep into the AI game.

It's like, every time you go, hey Siri, it's like, go ahead and get cloned. And that's what it's heading towards a migration of, it's scary. I'm glad we're gonna be dead when it really takes a hold. I keep thinking about that too, but I mean I have kids and I don't want them to be. Oh right.

But I do feel like, well, I do think about a lot about that when I start to get stressed and then I go, but I'll be dead. Yeah. Yeah. That's an awful way to live. It's awful. It's awful. It's awful.

It's weird to see the beginning of, if anyone is into sci-fi, let's say, right, those movies and the whole genre is about this in reality. You know what I mean? But in a fantastic, huge, whatever. And it's just weird to be at the very foothill of it. We're watching it be born, but we're not gonna be here in 300 years

when fucking robots are flying around being like, I'm going to the meeting. You know what I mean? Okay, I do think though. It's weird. I do think there could be something that I could see this happening. It's like a complete revert to no technology.

We are gonna live in this commune. We're gonna make our own food. We don't wanna hear about it. We don gonna live in this commune. We're gonna make our own food. We don't wanna hear about it. We don't wanna do it. We don't wanna be any part of it. We don't like it. We're gonna be reading books.

We're gonna be putting on plays at this commune. Join our commune. And just because you can't compete with it, you're like, forget it. We're just gonna go back to actually making our own food and creating our own businesses, whatever, in these towns. Because it's not also a sustainable resource.

So the power will run out, there won't be enough to go around. So people will be like, let's just unplug and go and put fire into lanterns and walk around our commune. Well, look how many young people are just doing van life and stuff, they're like, we don't care. We are not gonna to try to like do the corporate ladder or whatever. We're just going to like have fun and enjoy life.

It's definitely going to go back because now at this point when I watch streaming where I'm forced to sit through commercials, I go, it was neat when we could fast forward commercials and now we're back to just watching TV where we can't even fast forward a commercial. Like we've gone literally back in time. Yeah, interesting. Like when I'm forced to watch a commercial for something that I pay for. Right. It's not like I'm getting the streaming for free

and then I have to watch the ads. It's like, I paid for this and yet here I am stuck watching the commercial or getting up to go to the bathroom. I'm like, this is neat. It's like, it's 1988 again. Yeah. It's definitely gonna go back, like you said.

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And he at 61 looks very young as well. He does look good. He looks like he could be 46. He does look good. So he's like fit. He, you know. I can tell you what he doesn't look like. So he's fit. He, you know. I can tell you what he doesn't look like, and that's Anthony Kiedis.

I'm shocked that that's even him. He probably got some work done. He looks way different. And he's probably doing a lot of supplements and things. And, but they're holding hands, and I mean, 61 and 19. I was just thinking like, what? Like, look, this is what happened. I always think about the parents and I've asked all the girls that when they were with Kev. Like what are your parents saying?

Is it just that it's so old that you're like, this can't last forever? I don't know. Like what do you do? Like her mom's probably like 42. It's like what if the mom was like really young, like not even 50. I mean, it just. And, or I always wonder if there's,

if the mom is like, oh my God, girl, guess who Helena is dating. Who's getting tickets to the red box? And then all of her like 45 year old friends are like, Hey girl. And they're like, like 45 year old friends are like, hey girl, and they're like, hey, who cares? Like this was my senior song. I love it.

Yeah, and she's like, yeah, well, how did you guys get into the Red Hot Chili Peppers? They were my favorite band in high school. Oh, my daughter's dating the lead singer. So, I mean, I always think about the parents that benefit from their daughters having a massive age gap relationship with someone who's wealthy.

We don't think about that enough. No, well, what if Brandon was with like, you know, what's that other one? Nancy Wilson from Heart. No. Or what's not Judy Depp with Maggie, what's the sexy one that's like British who has a good body?

Oh, Helen, Helen, Helen Mirren? Helen Mirren. Helen Mirren. Oh, okay, Cher. Yeah, Cher has a young boyfriend right now. Cher 70. Has Cher sold her balabu home because every time we pass it,

I go, that's Cher's house. I always thought I would have met her by now and hung out at least one day at her house. I know she listed it. I don't know if she sold it But if a e who by the way last episode I talked about I kept calling him AI It's a e for something Edwards and he used to date Amber Rose, but now he's dating share share if they break up and Brandon or Drake started to date Cher.

Okay. And I was like, I don't care. Like I wanna hang out with Cher. And then she's all trying to be nice to me because I'm- Heather. Because yeah. Heather. If you believe in love, you know I love Brandon or Drake.

And then I'm just like, I've been wanting to hang out at your beautiful Malibu house for years. And if it's through my son dating a Grey Panther, which is what you call. Oh, a Grey Panther. It goes Puma, Cougar, Grey Panther. Grey Panther. Cher is different because Cher is so cool.

I mean, what about even the difference between Cher and Madonna? Because Madonna is- Would I want my son to date Madonna or Cher? And are boys and girls different? Or is it the same for a parent? Is it different for a 19-year-old girl to be with a 61-year-old guy than it is for a 18 or 19

or 21-year-old boy to be with a 60 or 70-year-old woman? I also wanna add one thing into the mix. I say Cher wins no matter what, because Cher's cool. I want to do a different, what if it was Susan Sarandon or Madonna? Now we're getting into people we like, dislike. Yes, yes. Yeah, then I'm going to go with Madonna. Also, because I think she's like fun and she's had a more fun life

and more questions for Madonna when we're hanging out and she's trying to kiss my ass because she likes my son's ass. So when I like, you know, I'm using it for that. The other thing is, yeah, like, yeah, it's a very interesting thing. Well, I do say I, you know, here's the other thing. And I've talked a little bit about this. It's like, so let's say you have a son and he's 38, 40. He's never dying to be a dad. He's a good guy, but he never really was super ambitious. He doesn't have a big company.

He's always been self-sufficient. He likes to surf. He's a delight bartender and he knows how to like, you know, fix some shit around the house. He is like, meets a girl, she's 54, she's fit, she's gorgeous, she has a home, she has some bucks. She has a home. And they, and obviously she's not gonna give him a kid.

He doesn't want a kid, but he provides a companionship, a fun thing, and like, would that bother me knowing that he's with a girl that's like, close to 20 years older? So now I'm like, in my late 60s, and he's dating a 54 year old woman. But he's like around 40. He's around 40, but he's, you know,

no, I don't think I would care. I think I'd be pretty happy with that actually. I think I'd be happier with that, than him not having a shit together, and like, knocking up some girl and not being able to provide or not be ready for that. Like I think that I actually think a guy who's like pushing 40 that needs a home and finds a woman who has a home.

It's just a light gold digging. It's a reverse gold digging, but it's a win-win situation. Yeah, because no one is in their early 20s, which is uncomfortable. And no one's bringing kids into it. So like, I'm all for it. And I think guys are starting to realize that there's a whole plethora of horny, in shape, early 50s women that can't have kids and don't want them. And they're all on Bravo. They're all on them, and they're all on Bravo.

They're all on Bravo. And they're all on a something. They all have good work and they all have a something. Yeah. So they don't cost a lot. They take care of themselves. Yeah. They don't need your money.

They're looking for companionship, sex, fun. One filet of salmon will cover both of you. Great. Because she's not eating a lot of it. She's not eating a lot, but you just, your job, sir. You be there, you be a support, you don't cheat, and you satisfy the lady. But then as the lady, you're dealing with someone

that you don't want to turn into a squatter. So inviting him into your vagina and your home, you need to make sure that you still, you don't then masculine to the point where you're like, oh, my man knows how to pay the bills. My man is buying a business for us. No, no, no, no girlfriend. You control all your money.

And if it means you give them an allowance, give them an allowance. You are not out to masculine someone that biggest job was detailing a car. No, no. There's my advice. I think that's great. Yeah. It can work. Brandon, Susan Sarandon, it's going to be a-go. Yeah, no. So don't de-amber back. She's just not gonna fit into the family, you know what I mean? Christine Quinn, now this is a beautiful girl from Selling Sunset who had the husband, they had the horrible incident happen

where he threw a bag of glass at her and it hit their small child who turned out to be fine, but she's like, she got a restraining order and she's like, right now I don't want him, she's demanding that he have no contact with the kids. Well, she just said that someone was walking around her property and it's somebody that he is very close to and has taken photos with. So now she accused him of sending this person to spy on her, which is a violation of the restraining order. He's turned into be a real nightmare.

I mean, what did you do? What did she do? Yeah, she was on her move. Well, she's gonna rejoin Selling Sunset. She was just photographed with one of the tiny twins and a bunch of the girls. And she, I don't know if they're filming right now, but very much I think that would,

I know they just finished filming that season that hasn't come out yet. And I don't know if she's on that, but I think the next season she will be back on, which she should. And then we get to see her be single. I think it's a great idea for her to be back. I was like, when she left, I was like, nah, I kind of felt like the spark left too for me.

I missed her. But at the point of this, I'm moving in. She can't go to New York, because she's on Selling Sunset. But if I wasn't on Selling Sunset, one, I'd move to New York, and I'd move to a building with a doorman. Because nobody cares if you live in a building in New York. That's the thing to do.

Here, I mean, you'd have to move into a building. I would not be in a house surrounded by trees with lurkers in the trees spying on me. I mean, everybody can get everybody's address. It's just too dangerous. And what are we doing with these stalkers? What are we doing? Baby reindeer, this guy, what are we gonna do?

Like, you know what, why don't the Zoom guy, why don't you figure that out and not worry about who's at the meeting? Why don't we worry about this problem? If you wanna be a stalker, but you don't have time to be a stalker, you can get an AI person to stalk too. That's what he's going to invent.

People are even too lazy to stalk. They have to do their AI stalk. No, we're sure. Okay. What a core, what is their name? Kim Zilsak and Kroy Berman. I don't really know what's going on with them. Now they have a, they're in the same house together because they can't afford to leave and nobody wants to leave. So they fight about, she's always calling the cops saying that like, he won't let her in the closet and she has a handbag that she wants to look at.

She has full hair and makeup and is like in the body cam. She like leans down and is like, did you get me? He has my phone. And it's like the thirst is real. As NeNe said, it wasn't even about Kim, but on Atlanta, the thirst is very real. Like, is anybody who's still invested in this at this point? No.

I'm not, I put it in my thing and I kinda got bored. Yeah, what do they want? They're not gonna be back on Bravo, right? Do they want a spin-off? Do they want a YouTube show? They were seen filming something, I don't know. Yeah, what do they want? They're not gonna be back on Bravo, right? Do they want a spinoff? Do they want a YouTube show? They were seen filming something, I don't know. I'm over it too. They must, she must be getting braver.

The daughter's getting married. The older one is getting married. Oh God. Brielle. Yeah. Okay. And yeah, you're right. I don't really care anymore.

Well, I mean, it wasn't a princess in my youth. You know what, it's kind of like the same way I feel about Meghan Markle. I was going to say the Markles. Meghan Markle and Harry, like, I just don't care. I don't care. I don't care what they do. The momentum is gone. Yeah, gone.

Like, I don't care. They were saying, oh, if she was to lose her title, she would become, or some title, she'd be Princess Henry. I'm like, what? Princess Henry? And it's because, do. I'm like, what? Princess Henry? And it's because, do you know that Harry's real name is Henry? No.

No. He was born Henry. Hmm. By his real dad. Sure. You know why? It's because there's no end game. There's no end game for the Markles.

Yeah, they never had one. Yeah. If the Markles end game was getting back to England, I would be back paying attention to every detail. If I knew Kim and Kroy's end game, whether it be Bravo, E, YouTube, I would be like, okay, I mean, I'm still, I still pay attention to the stories,

but I just am like, I'm not invested because I don't understand what they're getting at or why they're doing it. We know it isn't true. We know it's an authentic. I mean, a bigger question as we talk about, you know, where reality TV is today. It is so different because it used to be, you know, we wanted to see an insight into people's lives, whether it was these women in Orange County and, oh my God, we get to

see their homes and stuff. Now everybody shares every moment of their life on Instagram. And then these things are six months out. We've all seen it play out on social media. And then everybody is pissing off the Bravo people by, I almost feel like the only way to do reality TV again is if you said, part of it is you cannot have Instagram,

you cannot have social media, and you cannot have a podcast and you cannot talk about it. And if you want to do it, we're gonna film it and the turnaround has to be quicker. They've got to hire more editors. With people that I tell you- Within like three months of like finishing, it's out. With People's Couch, we turn those episodes around

in a week. So I think you're a thousand percent right. I think it should be both. I think it should be, Bravo should not allow anyone to even do podcasts or have one unless it's through Bravo. So Bravo can keep the intellectual property and keep the money, which they wanna do. And then they should turn them around in a week,

almost like it's live, you know? I mean, I'm not saying to take business away from people, but I think there has to be something, like to keep it that it's like exciting and we're watching something. We just find everything out. Yeah, and it's like, yeah, I don't know. That's probably why they're scrambling.

Couch of Sloan did a great article for The Bustle. I love men and I love sex. What if I wanted to date Brandon or Drake? Because I love men and I love sex. I mean, what about her? No. Yeah, no, I disagree with this. No, but she was saying, you know, like, she did say one thing, like, go find a guy at Bed Bath & Beyond. I'm like, first of all, isn't

art? Didn't they all close? Yeah, those are gone. I think she meant Home Depot. Those are gone. Yeah, and if they're at Bed Bath & Beyond, aren't they married or? Yeah, or at Home Depot. But even if you're going to those places, may I inquire as to how a woman would, I can imagine myself at Home Depot, okay? Diking through the aisles, or let's just say I'm a regular lady, but I'm thinking of my own self. I walk through the aisles, I need light bulbs,

I need screws, and I need whatever. Well then the first thing you're doing is finding the person in the orange vest, and you're like, where's this one screw that I need and they're like it's over on 27b okay so now I got it's another screw I mean is that what we're doing the guy can't buy me nails but you could nail me just like constant like sexual puns just all the whole Do you know where the paper towels are? I like to be hammered hard. I'm looking for a... What do you call it? A bed? Wait.

A headboard? Wait. Yeah, I need a new headboard. I don't think I need to say why. Mine's broken. I mean, what are we doing at Home Depot? I get being at a bar. I get being at a steakhouse I get being at places where men are But at a store, I don't understand how you're approaching that situation What are you doing?

Are you going up to some guy? I mean, she's a social animal. Heather is too. They're big flirts. I'm a big flirt. I think I could make it. No, I'm not a big flirt. I never. Well, I am.

I could make it happen. I actually get really weird and nervous if a guy like hits on me. And I got hit on the last night at the Marky Mark thing. After the Marky Mark thing, we came back to the hotel, and Peter was giving the info to the valet or whatever, and there was a wedding outside, and I heard them say, and now the maid of honor is going to speak. So I went right out to the restaurant to eavesdrop on this wedding, and these two guys came in

this one and go, goes, wow, you're super pretty. And I go, oh, thank you. But my heart starts beating, I don't know why, it makes me very nervous. And so then he went back to the lobby, he was in the lobby, and then I found Peter, and he saw me walking, he didn't realize, with Peter, and he saw me walking like, oh my God, is this girl gonna come back and talk to me?

And he was probably like 40 ish just like I said probably needed a home probably needed a home and was like rich lady in a short pantsuit and shorts and a blazer so I come and then I went to peter and but it it like threw me if they don't hit on you I think it's much easier to flirt if they don't give me attention I can be like I can be conversational and flirt but then the second somebody's like into me it's much easier to flirt if they don't give me attention. I can be like, I can be conversational and flirt. But then the second somebody's like into me, it's like, well now we're in a whole different situation here. Cause now we're-

It's like weird, it like sort of scares me or something. But we saw guys blatantly trying to get with you at the hotel and or the club we went. You get a lot of male attention. The male gaze is on you. I mean, you don't notice it. I mean, I know as an outsider looking in with regular women, I always see what's going on.

And I just don't, I guess if for normal late women, it would be easy, because they're just there for you. I mean, I guess that's the thing. They're just there for you, waiting for you. You know what I mean? So I guess if they're at Home Depot, that's a good time to strike. At Bed, Bath and Beyond, I would be scared

that someone's got their wedding ring in their pocket. But thank you anyway, Luanne. I mean, you know. What about Home Depot? Well, she didn't say Home Depot, but I mean, Home Depot, I mean, you just said that, but there's definitely a lot of men there. A lot of men going to do stuff

that's on their list from their wives. Yeah. Right. And we still don't know what's going on with Trista Stutter. People just think that she did special forces. Oh. Okay, well. She's missing.

Who cares? She's missing. Doesn't matter. This was kind of funny. This hiker found a secret water pipe supplying China's tallest waterfall forcing officials to apologize for misleading tourists. Classic China. So like everyone's climbing up to see this waterfall. They probably ordered that waterfall on Amazon. They said we thought this was gonna be a real waterfall but we got it on Amazon and now it's just a fake. They said hey sometimes I need a little beautification and

sometimes I need a little help. They like didn't like from the point of view of the waterfall and so they're like sorry you know it just it was a little dry this season so we just added to it. Right I will say you know when we've talked about the things we love on Instagram one of some of our favorite things such as dogs meeting their military people after two years. Yeah. Babies hearing, babies seeing. Which by the way, Marky, Mark, if this is not already in the works, needs to do a movie about military dogs. You're welcome. You can do it at your studio in Nevada after you come to my show in September at the Venetian. Okay,

continue. So what else? So we share a love for those videos those videos. Another one, I don't know if you share the love is that I do for another set of videos that are places in China where people go for tourism that are so insanely high and have no floor. So people, there's all these places and they prefer that are in China that are so incredibly insane that they've been walking like a bridge or something. But there's a glass but it's you can see through it and people fall. No, but or it's shaky. They walk

across a huge glass bridge, which is already insanely high. And then they go, let's crack it. And there's a crack that goes through that's where it's shattering. And then they go let's crack it and there's a crack that goes through that's where it's shattering and then they're like oh and they start and they're traumatized for life because the glass bridge they're standing on breaks but it's not real no no but then or there's other ones such as a huge hand that splayed it's like on the top of a mountain and a huge arm is in and you can walk to the fingertip and then it's it's all weird And it's all in China

Check it out. Oh my god terrifying. Yeah This video was from BFF real I don't I think that they this is who did it or Jesse E Jess. I don't know someone sent it to me and it's all about when Justin Bieber was younger and how women and James Corden was very inappropriate. Ellen as well. And all these clips put together from Jenny McCarthy, like he won an award and she like is attacking him and he just turned 18. And he's like, I think I feel a and she like is attacking him and he just turned 18. And he's like, I think I feel a little violated

like being funny. I've talked about when he came on our show, we, nobody touched him. We did this weird sketch, myself with Jen and Sarah. And we acted like, we're like, hey, we're wearing like these slutty outfits and like kept coming around and stuff. And I don't know that that Chelsea was ever like weird, We were wearing like these slutty outfits and like kept coming around and stuff.

And I don't know that Chelsea was ever like weird, but it was, he was such a heartthrob. It was just a low hanging fruit joke for talk shows to do. And 15 years ago, nobody thought about how inappropriate and gross it was that he was just a young boy and we shouldn't constantly be like sexualizing him because we think that's funny. And then there was, so then James Corden went and smelled him and was like, you smell great. How old are you? And he goes, I'm 16. I'll be 17 in two weeks. And he's like, I wish I smelled that good. I never smelled that good when I was 16. And then he like touched his face. And then it was like something with Leah Remini. And I'm not criticizing

any of those people. I'm saying everybody sat around a writer's room and thought that that was funny and thought it was fine and I want to apologize to Justin Bieber because it was wrong. It was wrong and it is wrong and it's gross. And that's the video that will come back and haunt you if you ever join Housewives. Well that's what I'm putting it out now, Bo-Deedle. You don't need to look up that sketch of where I was in a red skimpy outfit being like, hey, Justin. And I'm not saying on our next podcast called Heather Said This Last Night,

where we go, baby girl, we got the video. Oh, baby girl. Where is she, baby girl? She touched Justin Bieber. Jason Bieber. Jason Bieber. She touched him, baby girl. Jason Bieber touched Justin Bieber. Jason Bieber. Jason Bieber, she touched him, baby girl. Jason Bieber, Justin Bieber.

Anyway, James Corden's the only one who needs to feel bad about it. Here's another thing that's happening. This is from Daily Mail, Cud Magazine. I don't know who came up, but this is from Diet Prada. It was a great Instagram account. How hot-rodent men become Hollywood's sexiest heartthrob. Gen Z fans are going wild for actors

with unusual features, including the guy from the Salt Burn, who I did not think was cute, and I thought he looked so old. I'm like, how is this guy 20, he looks 40. And then there was the two other guys, the ones in the Challenger movie. The ones from the bear. What is the Challenger movie about?

So Zendaya plays tennis and has a threesome with two rodent-like 20-somethings, and they all go in together. She's a tennis, she becomes a tennis coach. For two guys that she screws both, and then all three of them get in the bed? I don't know if there's a threesome, but it's definitely like a sex movie.

There was a threesome movie when I was very young that involved Stephen Baldwin, who's now like a super question. It's called threesome. Isn't it called threesome? Yeah, it's a threesome, but it's definitely like a sex movie. There was a threesome movie when I was very young that involved Stephen Baldwin, who's now like a super question. It's called threesome. Isn't it called threesome? Yeah. And it's about a girl who liked both guys, and they're in college, and then finally at the very end, they show all three of them in the bed.

I cannot believe this was a regular movie. So she's in between them. And then Stephen Baldwin, then the one guy reaches around to touch Stephen Baldwin's butt. And Stephen then like grabs it and is like, I like this. Stephen Baldwin is gonna be mad that I'm reminding everybody of this movie. I think that, and on the movie poster, they were all three in bed. Like she was in the middle and the two guys were on the side in the movie poster. But you know what?

I think those type of things did normalize threesomes. Like we saw it, I was like, oh, I guess this is happening. Remember that movie called Casual Sex? There was another movie called Casual Sex, which was, it was a comedy, it was like a sex comedy. That's with, what's his name? It was really funny. Really funny.

Like I feel like I like. Victoria. Yeah, that girl, the blonde. The blonde who's now insane from S.A. I think she's a little bit more of a, It was like a sex comedy. That's with uh, what's his name? It was really funny really funny Like I feel like I like Victoria. Yeah that girl The blonde is now insane from SNL the girl from what's her name the 80s girl? I can't remember anybody's name. Well, yeah, the guy who was Italian and it normalized even that camera. You know the 80s that was when it was like It's a good movie. I recently said to somebody why?

Leah Thompson, why... Why are people finding these two guys hot in this Challenger movie? But I guess that's... I mean, that's the thing. People find them... This is a new look. This is a new look that... I definitely want to say like Gen Z everywhere. There is the traditional, like, what we would...

what my generation would find attractive that you'd see in like a John Hughes film. But then there's a broad of like, wow, okay. I don't know. It's interesting. It's an interesting change. For young people, I mean, the fact that they call these guys rodents, that's another level. But I know who wrote that. A 20 something write that. That's another level. I know, who wrote that? You're going to 20 something write that? That's not very nice. I think there's a thing with young girls where, let's take for example, I always bring up Dawson's Creek. James Vanderbeek became this heartthrob and I remember being like- Yeah, he wasn't traditionally hot. No, or hot at all. And it was like, huh, all these young girls think

he's hot because they're told he's hot. Especially in Saltburn. And he's acting. Yeah. And he's acting as as he's hot. Yeah. So like, if you don't feel like a James Dean looking person is attractive for the last hundred years. Yeah. Like that's just given. But you're right, attractiveness changes. Okay, Padma Lakshmiya, am I saying it wrong? Lakshmiya. Padma Lakshmiya. Who is so gorgeous.

She has never felt better about her body and she's released in a lingerie collaboration with Bare Necessities on Thursday. But she also said she's a standup comic now. And she's doing standup comedy. And you know, the thing is when you're famous like that, you can just go do it and people are gonna come see you. You don't have to like try to get 10 minutes and you know.

You can hire a writer. Yeah, right, you could hire a writer. You don't have to like try to get 10 minutes and you know. You can hire a writer. Yeah, right. You could hire a writer. You could practice it. You could, you know, you could pretend that you're the woman in hacks. Like what's her name again? Jean Smart. Jean Smart. She's not a stand-up, but you believe that she's a stand-up because somebody wrote it and she acts like a stand-up. Like you could just act like a stand-up now and you could do, I don't think you can do an hour, but I think you can do a solid 10 minutes with the help of it.

Out of everyone on Top Chef, and I admittedly haven't watched it in a while, but Gail and Tom Colicchio were the funny ones. I mean, Gail was the funniest one. Padma latched me like, I mean, she's beautiful, but she does talk very slow. She's not giving stand-up. This is what I think.

I think people are fans of stand-up, but they don't realize how big a fan they are until the last few years, because this, just like documentaries, I never saw a documentary growing up. I used to watch the Oscars, and they'd be like, and the winner for best documentary. And I used to think, where would I see this documentary? I have no idea.

Are they playing at the AMC? Where are these documentaries gonna see? Now everybody is a crime specialist or whatever, because we've all watched so many documentaries. And, but also stand up. I feel like there's so many people that are stars that are like, oh my God, I love the way these people are talking.

And I could do this too. Like you think you could do it too. like, oh my God, I love the way these people are talking. I could do this too. Like you think you could do it too. And then you're like, I wanna do this. I want to do it. And it's okay, go do it. But it never lasts. It never lasts.

Like you do a little bit, but then it's like, you'll have a couple good nights where it's like stacked and your person is there. And then you'll realize, wait a minute, like, okay, so what's my next story? And what's that, you know, and you'll realize it just doesn't last. So I don't know how long she tried,

but she looks great in lingerie. And I, what do you think more women would rather do? Look good in the lingerie. Do stand up or get in lingerie? No, you just have to be yourself. If I went on the streets, if I was doing one of those things, I'd be like, would you,

you either have to walk up and do 15 minutes of standup in front of at least a hundred people, or you have to walk around in lingerie. This is like asking, and I do do this, because I love to make men uncomfortable at parties when they're having fun. I love to say, would you rather have a micro penis or be blind?

Ooh. And they get having fun. I love to say, would you rather have a micro penis or be blind? Ooh. And they get horrified. And it's like the worst question ever asked. And now you have duplicated it for women. Because 15 minutes in front of over 100 people are getting in lingerie. And then for just one other person or lingerie down the city streets?

Lingerie for the 15 people. I'm taking kill at that point. Wait, for the 100 people? Uh-uh, uh-uh. No. Well, maybe she'll do standup in the lingerie. That's what I was thinking. And then definitely people will come

because she's gorgeous. Like the naked show that people do. Oh, right. There is a standup show where people have to be naked. Yeah. I find that so weird. Oh, right. There is a stand-up show where people have to be naked. Yeah. I find that so weird. So weird. Like that is just...

All your doings look... I mean, it's like when somebody's boobs are out in a scene, it's like, I don't know what you're saying, because all I'm doing is zeroing in on your boobs. I went to the best comedy show. It was hilarious. They were so funny. It was just like... It didn't matter that they were naked.

Who said that? Who said that? Who said that? I wanna say, somebody recently told me that that happened. Ridiculous. At some festival or something. I know it was the Netflix thing. Somebody walked out. Was it Natasha Leggero?

No, no, no, it was not Natasha. It was recently, this guy came out and then like halfway through the act, his just dick was out. And the Netflix people were like, oh no, no, I know what it was. This guy said he brought some people, the advertisers to a comedian show

during the Netflix festival here in LA. And the comedian, you know, to see other comedians. And one of the comedians came out and the dick was out for so long. And the guy was like, and then the people just like wanted to leave. Like they just are like, I didn't come here to like look at a naked dick.

I would die if I would go see a comedy club show and I just had to like see a dick just like swinging around. What are we doing here now? Now what are you doing? Cause you want us all to look at your dick now or I don't care if it's a plus, I don't care if it's a tits. It's just like the shock value. Like, you know what?

I just, you what? Cause that's all you have. You don't care what your tits, I don't care what your wrist. It's just like the shock value. It's like at this point, like you know what? Just, what, because that's all you have? Yeah. You don't have any comedy, you don't have anything to say, all you have is you wanna go, and then you know that that person's gonna go and be like, I like to go and make the audience have to think twice about nudity and the human form. It's like, go fuck yourself.

That's not what you're doing. You're not doing an art installation. You're not doing a thing about the human doing. You're not doing an art installation. You're not doing a thing about the human form. You're not doing anything about the body. You're not desensitizing us to dicks and balls and titties. Normalizing. And you're not normalizing anything, actually. If you normalize something, then I

guess you'd give a TED Talk in your naked body, and you would talk about bodies, and you would talk about whatever. But you're not. You're out there trying to do comedy with your dick out. So Heather, your sheer top that you wanted to wear. Your Bianca outfit is not gonna fly when you're in Tampa, okay?

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