Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Billionaire Submarine and The Idol with Chris Franjola

Episode Date: June 22, 2023

At the time of recording, a 5 person submarine is still missing but one billionaire’s stepson isn’t changing his plans. Chris and I share about our scary road trip home from Arizona. Pig butchering is way worse than catfishing in the post 40 yr old dating world. Can you do a funeral do-over? We predict the second season of “Just Like That”.  I’m watching “The Idol” and it’s getting better but I am still grossed out by The Weeknd.  Who should replace Pat Sajak on Wheel of Fortune? How thirsty are JLo and Ben? Who is rescuing us from Mount Everest? Enjoy! Vote For Juicy Scoop: https://www.realitytelevisionawards.com/vote/ Get extra juice on Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/juicyscoop I am performing in San Diego Get tickets at https://heathermcdonald.net/ Subscribe on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@JuicyScoop/featured Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/heathermcdonald/ Follow me on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@heathermcdonald?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/HeatherMcDonald Follow Chris on Instagram @chrisfranjola Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. If you're watching this on YouTube, you're gonna see that I am wearing some of my merch. This is a housewife consultant sweatshirt. I have so much more. It's all at HeatherMcDolland.net. Of course, you're gonna see all my live dates there.

And this weekend I will be with my guest. Yes, Chris is on the show today, but he will also be performing with me at Humphreys byphre in San Diego this Saturday night. June 24th, along with the hilarious Justin Martin Dale. You guys are so lucky you're going to get the greatest show ever. Also such

exciting news everybody. I have been waiting for this my whole life. It'll be eight years July 4th that I've had juicy scoop and I have finally been nominated for an award for the American Reality Television Awards. I don't know if this involves anything in which I can get an address and call Nikki Haskell

to get one of her hidden star caps, so I can look my best. I don't know if I have to start taking a shot to get ready for this event because I'm pretty confident I'm gonna win because you, GC scoopers, are gonna vote for me. This is how we do it. So you go to the American reality television awards.com.

Public vote, then you put in your email and then you go to the podcasting section and I know about the seventh one down. How many are there? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. I'm number seven, eight, nine. There's nine people nominated. I am one of them.

You vote for me and this will be so exciting. I have been working on an acceptance speech since I was four for any award, none of which I've never won an award in my life, in which I can give an acceptance speech. So, Chris is here, and we recorded it yesterday and we talked about the missing submarine. I don't know what the fate will be when you're listening to this,

but this morning, this is Wednesday morning, we did get some good news. They are, now as you know, there are five people, two billionaires, one billionaire in a son and another billionaire, and I guess the crew, that went down to look at the Titanic. They couldn't find them, but they are hearing some ding, ding, ding, right around

where the Titanic is supposed to be, but it's so far down. Since then, I've been obsessed. So hopefully they'll find them. As of now, they have 12 hours left, I think, of oxygen. If they don't find these people, and are able to help them in the next 12 hours. So it's just absolutely terrifying.

And I've watched of what it would be like, and I watched this one TikTok, where they're like, imagine there's five people in the size of a minivan. All they have is a little toilet. Chances are, you know, some people might be getting sick, which would be horrible to be in a small space with someone being sick. They're probably panicking, probably for the first part, the captain tried not to have them panic. There's been reports

done from a while ago of them saying you actually are using it. What they're using as a controller is like what my kids used as a controller, like a few years ago to play video games. It is insane. And there's people talking about it here. This guy that was known as Mr. Titanic, people magazine said, you're dead before you realize you're going to die when you go that far down. I don't know if they make it. I hope nobody ever I hope we just put Titanic to rest and enjoy it at home watching the movie. And nobody ever tries to go down there again. It is not worth it. Meanwhile, this kid, his stepfather is one of the billionaires missing on the submarine.

And he is like, well, my family would want me to be having fun. So he went to the Blink 182 concert. I don't know, you know, I know what his relationship is with his billion dollar stepdad, but, you know, throughout history, except for Joseph and Jesus, a lot of people didn't like their stepfather. So I don't know if this kid is like good riddans. I can't wait to see how rich my mom's gonna be after you're on.

I don't know, I hope not, and I hope you just enjoyed the concert. Maybe you're just hoping to see Courtney and her baby bump. I don't know, but that's what's going on right now. All right, you guys, now let's get Chris Franjole here for you guys to enjoy the rest of this juicy fun episode as always. Heather McDonald has got the juices scoop. When you're on the road, when you're on the go, juices scoop is the show to know.

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Thank you. Cute hair cut summer fun sweatshirt, Chris Frangelo. Summer fun sweatshirt. This is the sweatshirt I was telling you about. Yes, the mallaboo. It just shows that you are a rich mallaboo person. You have to have this sweatshirt to be accepted in like, in mallaboo towns or even down Orange County.

Oh, wait, where's your hat? Well, I want it. This is okay. Should I reveal it now? Yes. Okay. Well, I wanted to get your advice because we've had problems in the past about beach vacations. We have very famous beach vacation. We took many years ago in Cabo and I wore a bandana. Right. It's a famous story. You've told it many times. I was writing to leave my husband for you. Right. I saw the bandana. It's a famous story of told it many times. I was writing to leave my husband for you. Until I saw the bandana and then I was like, no. Well, I have a new one that I bought on the way back

from our shows in Tempe. I drove and I stopped at a love so one of those travel centers. Well, so did we and I just want to say. Yeah. So Drake was charging up the Tesla and I went into like the place. I thought I was going to get some food at Wendy's. Yeah. So Drake was charging up the Tesla, and I went into the place,

I thought I was gonna get some food at Wendy's. Yeah. But I just saw some really, it was very crowded. I just saw a lot of very strange situations. Yeah. And I just was like, you know what? I think I can starve for another hour and a half. And I got, we got to, like,

and when I came back, Drake, the car was gone. And I literally felt like Sandra Bullock in that movie with Keith or Sutherland, who lost his girlfriend at one of those places. I don't remember the name of the movie, but then I've talked about it before because it's haunting me anytime I've gone to a crowded place

where there's like a gas station and a couple eating things and it's big. And anyway, in the movie, she's like in the little community story and she sees this guy's bracelet. And she goes, oh, that's so cool. My boyfriend loves something like he goes, oh, I have them in my car and make them. And so she's an adult and she goes over and then he kidnaps her

and then key for is stuck at this place looking for her forever. So that all went through my mind. There's obviously the Kurt Russell one, with the, there's another one of Kurt Russell, where his wife gets abducted, like at a truck stop, and it's a great movie. I think it's called Breakdown. I think it's broken down on the side of the road.

So then I called Drake, I'm like, wow! He's like, oh, I went around the front to pick you up. I'm like, to get in the car, like, get me right, I'm like, it was so freaky. And he also said before we came to air, you said the funniest thing. And I love this too.

You said there were two people looking at the menu. There was a bit. There was a couple. There's a Wendy. There was a Wendy. Wendy. There was a lesbian couple that were all a little bit older. She was maybe 45 and the other,

her girlfriend was about six. And they were holding, they weren't in the line yet. To be- Because they had to have it inside. And they were looking up at the wedding's menu all over each other like they were in Capri for the first time. They were literally it went on and making out

and they're like, stop it, no you get that. And I'm like, it's what- It's my favorite when you see people looking at the menus. Of these places that have been the same menu for many forever when these McDonalds. Also get in line, like, you're gonna, there's already eight people I had of you. You're gonna have enough time to decide. I was it, I think, I like a lot of people.

I was like, tell me about the chicken strips and the first one I can't say, I'm sorry, like they wanted to, like they're in like, go free. They're like, uh, they're chicken strips and the first one I'm sorry, I'm sorry, like they wanted to like they're really Capri They're like That chicken strips like don't you get it? Well, you know when he didn't even have chicken strips They had nuggets which didn't excite me as much as a strip I know and then they did have something like this jalapeno. Oh, they had ghost pepper

Sandwich yeah real spicy for the Arizona fun I don't know I'm't been in Wendy so long, but I left. I left. I got scared and I was like, I don't know this. It's where you get into, when you start to enroad trips like we do,

you get into like desert country. Yeah. And that's a different world out there. These are, they're in between the tempis and the LAs, this desert country. And then when you're going down, they lived it by their own rules. And then you go down,

you're going to the highway, you just it by their own rules. And then you go down, you're going to the highway. You just see a house where they could see the freeway and there's nothing else around it. And you're like, what made you decide? Like, I would have built this house right here because I just want to hop on the freeway really quickly. Like, you didn't want to be any closer to anybody else. Yeah, it's a methyl.

Because I don't want it explodes that I wanted to hit the shrapnel to hit the other homes. Oh, that's considered nothing like a considerate of the athlete. It's considered a mentally-like. All right, so show me it. What you bought. Oh, yeah.

So I wanted, now, this is the whole, it's a whole thing. OK. It's a whole lot. I'm going to vacation a couple of weeks out into the Ham Montalk area. So she. And I have to do, you know, at this certain age, you got to do more sun protection

and just a baseball hat. Of course. And I can't wear like the big landscaper hat, because it looks a little ridiculous. Right. So at the loves outside of Tempe, I bought this. Okay. $20.

And I think this might be what I'm going to wear throughout the week Montauk, okay, okay, ready? Can I pull this off? Okay, you're no way to me. Let me give you a snap All right, I don't know if you're Is this laughter? Wait a minute. There's more to it This is a bad side this is a bitch Do I look This is a bad sign. This is a bad... Do I look like a...

Like a... Wait, wait! Alright, now do it. Can I tell you what you look like? Yes, okay. You look like Clint Eastwood. A real racist Clint Eastwood. But he's actually a really good guy.

You do it so high. Wait, okay. So that's not a bad thing, not a thing. No, because he just, he's just racist, because he's so old. Yeah. So it looked all because, because your eyes, maybe if you get that eyebrow pencil from your wife,

I have the pencil. I have my own. Can I see what sunglasses? That was good. I think I might see you. You think I look racist now. Wait to wait. Wait to see. Okay. All right. How are we getting better? Much better. Yeah. Okay. So if you wear it, it has to be with sunglasses. That's what course it would be with with sunglasses. Well, I didn't know that before. You know, I'm at a beach bar. It's the afternoon. Is this making any sense? Yeah, it is.

Okay. But you gotta keep this sunglasses on. Of course. Okay. Yeah, sunglasses off. I look like it's my first day at a gay bar, and I don't know, you know, someone told me, just take a cowboy.

Oh my god, I saw a TikTok, and they go first, first day of tidal wave. What's that? And that is enormous bears that get together in Las Vegas at a pool. And I guess they call it tidal wave because if they're all in the pool together, I guess a lot of water would spill out.

But first what I saw, I just saw tidal wave. And I just saw all these like, meant I just thought they were, you know, what happens when you're had a sexual, you know, and you just don't care. And you've gotten fat. But then I started to look at the video and I'm like, God, there's no girls.

And then I saw like a couple bigger guys kissing. And then they said, oh my God, title wave is so much fun. It's like every, you know, once a year, title wave. Thankfully, I'm not. Yeah, I don't have any, like I love the people do things like that. You know, I respect not. Yeah. I don't have any, like, I love the people do things like that. You know, I respect that there are people who are so into one thing.

But I did have- But I have to go to like the convention of it. But I have to say, in the world of TikTok of today, there has got to be one woman that this got on her for you page just like me. And when? No, and saw her husband. There is no way every single one of those bigger

guys is living in my opinion in out life. Okay. A couple of them have got to be like truckers or convention guys. A little bit of a broke back mountain situation in my opinion. And now they've been. Yeah. And now they've been outed on the title wave. This is broke back hot broke back mountain. Ready? ready like this hot if you do this And then you do this like dopey deputy, you know All right, you just sunglasses all the time, okay, yeah That's because I don't want you to skin cancer either. Yeah, that's what I'm trying to avoid at this you know let me at a Age so let's talk about this crazy story about the submarine.

So this submarine, which by the way, I just came across a video of a reporter reporting on this five months ago, in which he was chuckling to the person putting it together of how poorly this was made. Like the guy goes, oh, I got this from a camping store and I got this and it's run like this. And the only way to get out of it is for someone to open it from the outside.

Yeah. So, and they're charging, they charge $250,000. That's a billionaires who do it. The, the submarine is owned by Oceangate Expeditions. It's gone missing. It's supposed to go all the way down 12,000 square feet so you can look at the actual Titanic. Right. And two of the richest men in the world were on it.

It's still gone. They haven't found one. One of the billionaires and his son, and I looked, I don't know how old the son is, but it was a billionaire and a son. I don't know if they count as two billionaires or if there's another billionaire. There was, there was, there was an English billionaire, I believe, at a Pakistani billionaire. Okay, the Pakistani is the one who brought his son in there. Yeah, right, right.

And, um, 250,000, typically it lasts for eight, wait, the trips cost up to 250,000, and typically lasts for eight days. Yeah. With dives to the Titanic taking up to 10 hours. So they're now saying that, you know, there's no way. No, it's gotta be. I just realized this is gonna be totally old news by the time.

No, it's all right, but it's still an interesting story. So probably by the time we heard this, we've probably never recovered. We're taping in advance a little bit, so. Yes. But I will just, I mean, nothing, I don't even, when I was a little girl, I don't even, when I was a little girl,

I didn't even like to go in the submarine at Disneyland. There was a submarine thing, and it would take you down, and then you'd see a mermaid. I don't like that, I don't like this feeling of being underneath the water without being able to get to the top. Whenever there's a submarine.

Even submarine movies, like Crimson Tide or Doss Boat or whatever. I mean, that's scary just watching those movies and having a live. I don't care how rich I am. I don't need to see the Titanic. We've seen it a million times. You can watch the movie. This is like what you were saying about tidal wave.

But there's not even like a window on it. They literally are watching it from inside on a video screen. This thing out here. You don't get it out to dot. Oh, I guess you can't get out, but you're not even circles of glass. So they can see with your own eyes up close. You're actually just watching the video. Yeah. Yeah.

You know, we were when I was with my girlfriend's in Kona, she said there was an open, there was a active volcano. And she goes, would you guys want to go on a helicopter and see that? And I'm like, I don't know, like we're only here for one more day and we're got this beautiful resort that my friend lives at. I'm like, I'm done like doing activities, right? Yeah.

But I'm like, well, whatever. So she calls and they say, oh, we have two spots. I'm like, good. Laney Liz, you guys go, I don't care. I'm like, because every time I've done a helicopter, which I've made, I've done it like five times. I'm like, I don't look back and be like, remember when we were on the helicopter. It's just not one of those things that I'm super excited about. So then she calls and they're like, oh, it's 625 a person. I'm like, definitely not for me, you guys go.

And then she's like, hmm, do I want to leave? And I go listen, why don't I just go on my phone and look up Kona, volcano, helicopter videos. And that's what we're gonna see. We're gonna see what someone filmed, like even better. And I'm just like, I hate to be that person, but I'm like, I'm just why? I mean, you can say that, but everything. You can.

You can. You can. You can. You can. I know even Drake has been like, why do people go to concerts when you can just hear the music much better? And no one's jumping. I'm like, okay, Grant, but you gotta, but this, okay, I don't want to,

yeah, and I definitely, I don't care how much I want to be, I never want to go to space, ever. No, okay. I'm more scared of being lost at space than lost under the sea. Yeah. I guess I'd rather be lost at space.

I think I would choose space as well. I mean, it both seem horrible. But yeah, but sea, you know, like drowning just feels like a lot. But imagine you're the wife and now your billionaire husband and your son gone because they had to do the one thing that goes to the stairs.

And until two years later, when you come back and you've married Chris Noth, remember and cast away. He shows back up and Helen Hunt does remarried to Mr. Big. I totally forget that he's in that movie. I've seen it a thousand times. I always forget until the end that it's Mr. Big that she remarried. There's a show on Netflix called Manifest

that I started to watch and then halfway like after four episodes of the plane, I'm like, I don't need to watch anymore of this corny shit. But basically, it's kind of corny, but they go on a plane. Oh yeah. And they must have been inspired by the Malaysia thing. And then they land and everyone's like,

okay, we gotta put you over here and they're like, what's going on? Right. And you're like, you went, you're playing what missing five years ago. Yeah. And so nobody knows if it's aliens, God related and all these weird stuff starts happening. But the one guy comes home and is, the wife is like happy to see him, but at the same time she like had this other boyfriend she was boning the whole time.

Yeah. And I mean eventually you got to move on. Yeah. Both, both, I got to move on. Yeah. Both, both, I think we've talked about this before, but Helen Hunt must have had first short period there. Must have had in her contract. There must be a wet t-shirt scene. She did it.

Not a looker in the face. Let's be honest. Well, I mean, you know, she, she, she, she, she, she, she did the best was what she had. And what, that's what she had is she got a boob job about second season of that about you. And she was proud of those titties. And then when she did that Jack Nicholson movie, she had to go running in the rain with no bra to say also does it in castaway. And she also was in a putter in a movie where it was hailing hard.

Oh, and the tornado thing. And that was another one. Twister. She was yes. That's right. And that was another one. Twister, she was, yes, that's right. Once again, wet t-shirt. Yeah, yeah. I just got a girl on the red carpet. I don't have a photo right here.

Yeah, full, just now just a sheer thing, no bra, nothing, just full nips, and just a G string, right carpet outfit. Yeah. What happened to wet t-shirt contest? They've seen, they feel like I think of the past. I was asking you know what T-shirt contest. When I was in Cancun, fresh free spring break. Really? They didn't call it a wet T-shirt. They called it a tan contest. Like who's the tannest? Oh, but they sprayed your shirt. No, I think maybe they just said

just getting your bikini or whatever. Oh, so you didn't, it wasn't a t-shirt spray you down. No, I made my friend go because I was like, and they're like, no, you should do it. I'm like, but I'm not that tan. And it realizes one of my titties out there. But like, I was like, no, my friend's tan or she was flat, but she was real tan. Yeah, oh good, did she win? No.

Yeah, that's so fortunate. This hot like Asian girl one. And she was tan. And she had been tan. Well, they have a more melanoid and whatever it is. Melanoid. This is funny. Leonardo DiCaprio is a super fan almost drown trying to swim out to his yacht. Well, I feel like the billionaires on that thing we were just talking about, like to go

down and see the Titanic. And like you said, you don't really see it. No, I don't. Like any of you have that much money, you probably could have just paid, you could have had dinner with the Capriote Kate Winslet for this, you know, probably the same price. God, you're so right.

And it would have felt like the same thing. Like, you know, I feel like I'm having, feel like I'm on the Titanic. Yeah, tell me about this, the feeling of it. Yeah, right, I feel like that would be more fun. Totally more fun. Yeah, so. Unless this billionaire, which I said more fun. Totally more fun. Yeah, so. Unless this billionaire, which I said,

I don't know how old the sun was, unless the sun was like 12, and he was like, oh, I've got the coolest thing to take my son to. Yeah, I know. I just watched Titanic on TV together, and now I'm gonna take, you know. Yeah.

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supposed to run in them. Again not something I'd be into. I think I'd get a little claustrophobic. So this kid in Liverpool, he a strong wind came and he flew up in the sky and he's okay. Oh, good. But he was in one of those balls. I got a park and then it went somewhere else and then a bench. It popped and he's okay. Oh, but of course, reminded me of the bubble boy. Not bubble boy. The fake.

Yeah. No, it was in a, it was in like a UFO thing. Yeah. It was in the foil. Balloon boy. That's what I was trying to say. Okay. So this story was at the beginning of reality TV.

So this would have been like 2007 or something. Everyone was like, oh my God. And there looked like a like a jiffy pop. Okay. It looked like foil, like U of A UFO balloon thing. And this guy was, I'm an inventor. And I was trying to invent like a big thing that would look like a UFO. And somehow my little kid hopped in. And now it's out and flying around. I remember we were on Chelsea Lely at the time. I remember watching it live in the writers room.

Yes. Because all the news channels had picked it up. It was floating through the air. And I mean, as a mom of young boys at the time, I totally believe this could happen. Yes. And I was just horrified like, how are they going to catch it? Right.

Like, do you get a plane? You get a helicopter? Like, what do you do? Is that eventually going to come down? And then they somehow, he gets it down or something, and the kid is like, I'm okay. And then they're interviewing him, and he slips the little kid that he lied.

Yeah. That the dad told him to say that he did this, and he never actually was in it. In the interview, he says, you told me to say that, it's something. Right, yeah. And then they realized that he was just trying to get on a reality show, I never actually was in the interview. He says you told me to say that. It's right. Yeah. And then they realized that he was just trying to get on a reality show and was trying to

like get press. Like, oh my God, this is a crazy inventing dad. Now we know about his inventing stuff. Let's give him a TV show. And all he would have had to do was suck Ray J's dick. And he could have been. He didn't need a balloon. Yeah, you're right.

Yeah, which is much easier, honestly. This girl, BB Rexha, this is horrible. This guy threw, they just found out who he was. He threw a phone at her, it hit her in the face. And she got like a bruise and a cut and it was towards the end of the show. And she had to take off, they caught the guy and he goes, I just thought it'd be funny.

I just wanted to see if I could hit her. And I did. So he's been arrested. It's 27, he was at the concert. Some dude. I was like, I want to see if it, like absolutely horrible. And I guess she said she's been shamed a lot for, she's been body shamed and age shamed.

I'm like, how old is she? 33. Why is she age? I guess I think that's too old to me. Like our former, I'm shocked. Oh really? Yeah. Huh.

But I mean, I've never had anything thrown at me on stage. No, I can't think of that. Thank God. Yeah. I've had other females say that like a beer has been chucked at their heads. Yeah. And they've had to like, I've seen it.

Yeah. Yeah. I've seen it too. I think a, like, singer's got it a lot more. Yeah. Like comedians. Yeah. It would be terrible if this had thrown things at comedians.

I'm this place by phone yesterday at Eureka in the village and I was terrified. Yeah. Like, I would never, of all the things to chuck, I think a cell phone, I would rather chuck a baby than my phone. Yeah, no. Because it's a bigger deal to try to get that phone back. Yeah, the guy. I don't even know where to begin.

I'm like, I don't even know where to begin if my phone was gone. I guess. I think you just start over. You know, you just make a whole have a whole new life. Just start a new life. New friends, new early. Literally if I lost my phone, I'd be so scared to tell Peter that I lost my phone that I probably would just like just pretend you have.

No, I just think I would just pack up and call it a day. Yeah. Just leave, leave my home, leave my marriage. Just, I don't even know where to be, I just don't even know where to begin with my life. Well, you then just would be a perfect opportunity to segue into this next topic, which I brought. Oh wait, let me make sure I have it up.

Which one is it? Dating in your 40s. Oh, well first, let me tell you this one. Let me tell you this one. Okay. This poor girl, this newly divorced mom was scammed of her entire 100,000 401k savings in a tinder which they now call a pig butchering scheme.

Awful name for what it is. That is a bad scheme. Her name's Rebecca Holloway, recently divorced by the three. And she met a man on Tinder who convinced her to invest in crypto into cryptocurrency. The scam we're posing as a French entrepreneur named Fred. Ugh, you're so hot.

Everything about you just read is all red flags. Crypto, entrepreneur, friend. Everything is like, what you got a problem. This is called pig butchering. That's a scheme that grooms victims with fake romance before deceiving them with fraudulent investment advice. Wait, so who's the pig?

She's, I think it's like fattening the pig before you slaughter her. Oh. Okay, go, it's just awful. That's not a good idea. This is honestly, this is so much more some catfishing. Catfishing is just like a cat. It doesn honestly, this is so much worse than cat fishing. Cat fishing is just like a cat.

It doesn't sound bad. Yeah. Pig butchery, like already you're like divorced and probably not feeling a great amount of self-esteem. And you're like, hey, they're all skating going, oh, I got pig butchered shit. Yeah. Then you got to tell your friends and I like, wait a minute, would they call a pig butchering? Who's the pig?

I guess I am. Single women, they say, are approaching middle age are so vulnerable. And this is what she said, we have money, but we might not have met the right guy yet. And suddenly this good looking man starts talking to you and you're excited. Of course, which is I always say, some hot guy is like, you're so great. He's love bombing you, which means calling you all the time being like, we are meant to be together. And you are like, you know what? Finally, somebody gets me.

I am this fabulous. I do deserve to have someone this into me. And he's this into me because he must be right. We must be meant for each other. And that's how they get sucked in. Looking back, the signs are so obvious, but at the time, you want to believe it's real. It felt like a movie where suddenly everything around me blurred and became distorted.

I didn't even try to withdraw my money. I knew at this point it was gone. Oh, once she realized it was gone. And the US Department of Justice says investment fraud caused the highest losses of 2022 scam reported by the public. And up to 3.31 billion is like fraud through like love and stuff. And they say pig butchering scams are run by criminal groups that operate out of centers of leos, Myanmar and Cambodia. Laos. Oh, Laos. Yeah.

You're so smart. Myanmar and Cambodia with the crime that it gets learning in Scores and Employees with the promise of legitimate jobs. I mean, I don't think- When I'm ahead, somebody called me for a scam, some other type of scam. And I was just fucking with a guy,

and I can't where I was a couple years ago, and I had like my assistant there filming me. And then I was like, well, I don't want this, but like, are you single? I'm pretty lonely and I live here in California. And the guy was like, like, had an accent. It was like, scam, tell a marketer about something else. And then he called, he called me back and I had a block. Yeah. Yeah. He was completely ready to come over. I have one that I get like every couple of days. It's like a woman on Instagram who sends me like a real graphic

pictures of her nether regions and it's. You blocked her? No, I mean, I guess. I'm a blocker, Chris. Yeah, I mean, why? I'll take a look and I know I'm a blocker. I'm leaving. You know what I heard her say, right?

So, but it's always like, it's obviously, because the pictures are obviously it's a man looking for me to go Oh, I like that, you know, whatever you can totally I don't know how anybody gets scammed. I really don't when we were sitting at the pool in Tempe we were just talking about that It would be very hard to date if we were single right now. Like our lives were on the road and we were both single. And so then I pretended what it would be like as we were just sitting by the pool and I'd be like,

I don't know, okay, this guy, I mean, we've been talking like on the app and we exchanged numbers and he's text me every morning, good morning, beautiful. Yeah. And now he hasn't today. And I'm like, this is the way I'd be talking. This is the way to talk. And now I just don't, I don't know, I mean, do you think he's just busy

or do I go, hey, boo, or do I let it go? Or I'm like, I can't imagine to have to think about all that and still do your job and be a mom. And then all of a sudden you're like on a hike, someone's into you and then maybe you do sleep with them and then they blow you off, so then you're crushed and you get on that horse. I think it is awful.

I feel so bad. And you've never had to experience the apps. You never went through the app. No. Which is what it is now. I was an app world early on in my, you know, and loved it. Loved it, loved it, loved it, loved it.

Well, I think it's better for guys, especially cute guys that have a couple bucks of a certain age because if you, like, if you own a home, yeah, and are like 50 and you have a slight sense of style. Yeah. You could get laid multiple times a day. Absolutely. With people coming to your house and blowing you in your garage.

Like because of anywhere from like 35 to 60, a woman is like, finally, a guy that's appropriate for me. Yeah. I don't need to be the richest. I don't need them to be the most gorgeous. But we really connect. And then meanwhile, this 50-year-old guy who had to work so hard to get laid in high school

in college, then had a bitchy wife for 20 years, it is like the greatest thing ever for a guy. Honestly, just a couple of candles and a couple of, like, new bed sheets would get you laid so hard in today's day and age. I always set a headboard. Oh, headboard. But these days, you see a king Kardashian house. There are beds that are a little sleeker these days, so there are headboards anymore.

It might be a bit of a thing. But there are some. I'm just saying, my day, I was like, I'd like a headboard, not just like a, like a futon situation, or like a, you know, when guys just like didn't have like real beds. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, God, like a mattress on the floor. Yeah.

So you have never been that guy. Thank God. No. But even like when you watch like 80s movies and stuff, you know, a girl would always go into like the guy's house and they just have these gorgeous like, what they call those loft home, you know, oh, yeah, it's always the lock. It's yeah, it's always an elevator that just opens up to the place. It's always

an industrial play. Why is that? And I was like, I was a hot looking like every movie's from like 82 to like 92. Yeah, every person had that. You know, that was my favorite. Yeah. Which is looking at it now. It's like, how are these guys not? Nobody back then was like, they seem very gay. Three men and a baby. I don't know if the movie even plays like today, you could watch it and go,

because the three of them lived in like the same room, more or less. It was Ted Dancer, Steve Gutenberg and Tom Sallick. All three of them looked completely flaming. It looked like tidal wave. But they had, but nobody was like, I don't know. These guys, you know, and they had a baby and they were... I was always like, whatever I'd watch TV. I was like, why is he orange shoes in a glass thing?

Why isn't it just in a carton for these families? I mean, they're rushing to get the kids off to school. And then it was always like a beautiful breakfast. I actually just saw someone do a meme so I don't wanna take complete credit for this idea because I didn't see it. But it was like, they said in every movie, the kid just takes one bite of toast,

gotta go to school, mom. The guy's like, I've got a big meaning. And there's like waffles, in every movie, the kid just takes one bite of toast. Gotta go to school, mom. The guy's like, I've got a big meaning. And there's like waffles, eggs, bacon, sausage, like all the Tuesday morning. And the mom's like, all right. And I'm like, oh my god, this is, but it was always like, and I said, I'm like, mom, why don't you put the orange just in the canister?

And then because my parents grow up and advertise and they're like, no, they just can't put the carton. Every other family in America leaves it in the carton, they just can't put the carton every other family. Oh, that's right. Leave that in the carton, but they can't have it in a carton. Yeah. I'm like, oh, I just thought we were like a loser family. We would big carton just right drink right out of the carton.

You know, like in a refrigerator door open. Back in the, the, the poor days of the McDonald's house, we would do the concentrate. Frozen, concentrate. Totally. Yeah. That's like a step below just a car. Oh, I didn't. four days of the McDonald House, we would do the concentrate frozen concentrate. Totally. Yeah. That's like a step below just a car. Oh, I didn't even, I thought that's all they had back then. No, they then they had the carton already done.

Yeah. You take that and then you start, start to store water. Yes, yeah. I'll give you a worse than that. I'll tell you how poor the friend Jolus were. We had carnit, like milk, that was powdered. Powdered milk. Yes, I know.

This is like 70s. That's not like government. Yeah, we weren't quite that bad. But I think there was a time we would use in gun like powdered milk. All right. Now that's gotten sad. Well, you said you read this article 13 attempts for dating in your 40s. Let's hear about that. Well, I mean, it's you got it just scroll, I mean, it's kind of what you were just saying. It's amazing what these people have to go through and it's a lot of that. It's a lot of like, you know, just concerned about background checks. Background checks. And then like when, what I found here it is.

I also just think the effort of like being like, oh, it's a Tuesday. I promise to go on this day. I think a lot of people, a lot of the reason things people ghost, is that you say, sure, like coming back from Arizona, I was like to my friend, she was in Palm, in the Palm Desert area too, and I was staying at that Palm Desert house. And I said, yeah, I mean, we'll get home up at three

if you want to come by or if you want to go to dinner, I'm down. Okay. And then she's like, okay. And then 330, you know, like 330, 345 comes. I'm like, are you coming or not? Because I just, you know, otherwise, I might just like take it up, but I didn't say that.

And then she's like, we're having a rosé here. Do you mind if we don't? And I go totally fine. Yeah. I'm like thrilled, canceled. But now think about this as like a first date. Like, we're on a job interview, like two times a week. Yeah. And how often people come where all of a sudden it comes to that Sunday. And they're like, mm, and then the person feels rejected. But it's really not you because I haven't met

you. Yeah. But it's like people want to flake. Don't you get it? They want a ghost. I follow. Oh, I'd be the king of the ghosts. There's if I was in this world still. But this is one that I think is interesting. And I'll leave it to you. This is number six.

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committed partners is required to make all types of so it's basically now This is a whole different thing like so before you even go on the day you got to say just so Le Luna you say okay We're meeting on a first date and I have to text you and be like yes, I can meet you six o'clock on a Monday Are we splitting is this just apps and chips do I hold the door open for you like I you don't need to I'm a perfectly independent woman You don't need to hold the door for me like these you have to say all this. I guess that's what they're saying This is you got to get that all worked out beforehand Yeah, you know, I noticed that like With certain people also it's good if you get on the same political page right off the bat

Yeah, just be like yeah, like what are you? And then, okay, good. Yeah, that's another one that I've had a few years ago. I don't think that any of that matter. That seems to really matter these days. But yeah, and you know, just a lot about, you know, how often you should, wait, how long you should wait for like sex. Right.

I think at that point, I mean, I kind of think splitting the bill for the first initial meeting. Yeah. It's probably good, especially if you're not into the dude because you don't need him being pissed. And then maybe the second date, if he goes, I'd like to see you again, then you're like, okay, if that's the way you feel, then you should, then I go traditional route and you choose the place and tell me when you want, and I'll wait to hear from you.

And it's going to be a traditional role. And if you're not into that, then let's just remain friends. I think I'd make a hard, a hard, fast rule that if you want to date at any age with a guy and he makes you split the bill, that is you got to bail on that one. I agree with that too, but I just was wondering if just like... That's a huge red flag.

And I think it's... Well, I think, okay, this one, I think. It's gonna become a problem later down the road. I think, this one, I think, I think, if you're a guy and you want to pay the bill, and she's insisting that she pays half, she doesn't like you. And she doesn't want to feel guilty. Agreed. And she's insisting that she pays half. She doesn't like you. And she doesn't want to feel guilty.

Agreed. That's what I mean more like. She wants out. She doesn't want to get a bitter message of like, you know, I did, I wasn't even hungry for that posture. And you insisted on splitting it. Right, right. Yeah.

Yeah, that's true. So yeah, if the girl insists, and then you've got to come out, if she's still insisting and you come up with something else, all right, you buy the ice cream after, and they're like, oh, there's not gonna be any of that. Like, no, I gotta go home, then you know it's over. Yeah.

Oh, it's just also, it's also difficult. Oh my God. So there's single people out there in, of a certain age. I just wanna say, like I just, I feel for ya. Yeah. You know, and some people do get this. I'm sure there's perks to it too. I'm totally perks, just like to say, I feel for you. Yeah. You know, and some people do get this. I'm sure there's perks to it too. Total perks, just like, yeah, I mean, I have a friend

and she's a widow and she is dating three different people and they all have money. I'm loving it. Yeah. Yeah, so she's doing three Dicks. Three Dicks in different parts of the world. Whoa. Whoa. Yeah.

So, and she is over 50 and, you know, she is gorgeous and has some bucks on her own, but she's a catch and these guys are catches too. So it's not like it can't happen. Right. I just think it's rare. I think this is the more common story of like you've been married to an asshole, you get on this thing and this hot French guy is like, I did see this girl on tic-tac-go, I turned on my bumble in Italy

and then she showed some of these guys and I'm like, this cannot be real. How good-looking they are. And my sister went to Greece and there was- This could also be like this woman. No, and my sister went to Greece with a bunch of girls and one girl was single and she showed me these two Greece guys and they were both like mid-forties, and I just don't want to waste with a bunch of girls and one girl is single. And she showed me these two grease guys. And they're both like mid 40s age appropriate,

fit, salt and pepper hair babes. And I'm like, please tell me that the girl got some action. She's like, she did. I'm like, thank God. But no, like I think if you're going to give your money away by some swimmer, why don't you just skip that step and go to Italy or Greece and just bone your way through the ruins and then come back to America and then just be like, I don't expect anything. I'm not gonna give you money. I'm never gonna see you again,

but like at least I know your hot and I know that you actually are a real person. Yeah. And I got to like get a a real person. Yeah. Yeah. And I got to like get a little tour out of it. But that all sounds great on paper. But then there are like when we were doing our little scenario by the pool and 10 years, I was like, will the reality of the situation is if I was still a single guy and you were

talking about going through apps, I was like, I probably would hook up with people like after shows. Oh, yes. Okay. Let's do that scenario. Exactly like a sonestist. So we were saying, so after the show, because we okay, let's do that scenario. It would be back like a sonestous. So we were saying, so after the show, because we do a couple nights of the improv.

So I said, okay, your scenario, my scenario is that I'm dating a couple guys that I think are great divorce dads and now they're blowing me off and I'm getting insecure because they met somebody else while I was doing stand-up and tempi. Yeah.

Okay, now you're doing stand-up and tempi and you go back to this, you bring a girl home to the Sides. That I met at the Buffalo Wild Wings, which was next to the Tubby improv. They met after the show, everyone spilled out, a couple of people went over to Buffalo Wild Wings. Okay, not exactly Greece, but you know what I'm saying.

And then we're having some drinks. So I'm the girl, and now we, we, and I'm single. We bone and we wake up in the morning. Yeah, and but here's all the all the reality of it is The air conditioning at the hotels on the Fritz is in tempi now. It's you know, we went with a wall unit Yeah, it's a wall you know that one where it says don't it's controlled from there Yeah, they have it they have to thing on the wall

And it says don't touch that go over to the other thing. Yeah. And it's loud exactly. It sounds like you about to take off. And yeah, and you know, it's 92 degrees in the morning. Right. You're all sweaty and now sober, you know, or yeah. And so I say, so what are you doing today? Yeah, exactly. And it's still there.

It's still there. OK. So what are you doing today? Oh, today, I got, you know, we got another show tonight. I know, but so that's not until tonight. Like, do you want me to show you, we could go into Scottsdale, and I know this really cute Mexican place

that my friend owns. Oh, yeah. But I have to go meet Heather. I'm going to meet her. She's got. Are you guys fucking or what's that? No, no, she's a friend. She's a friend. She's a friend. She's a friend.

All right. I just, I think it's weird. No. No. I think it's weird. Like, is she gonna be weird to me when I come to the show tonight? Oh, you're coming to get you're coming tonight? Yeah. I already invited my friends. Oh, but because I told them how funny you were. But here's the thing. What you saw last night is kind of you probably the same.

I don't care. Are you okay with that? No, I love comedy. All right. So you guys, you get to come again. Yeah. So anyway, I would love to come to the brunch place whatever, but I got to meet Heather. I said I'd meet Heather. Okay. I don't know. I was so excited to meet her and then she seemed like a bitch. Heather? Yeah. At the end. She could be a bit of a bitch. I mean, I think you were funnier. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah. Well, you know, I don't care to think about her life. Yeah, I have a shorter amount of time,

so it's easy for me to just hit it and leave. Heather's got to be up there for the full hour, so it's a lot of work. I know. She just didn't seem like thrilled to meet me. Yeah. Well, you know, she needs a lot of people. Yeah, it's fine.

Actually, I have like a ton of stuff to do, too. Do you? But I will see you tonight, babe. Okay. I'm excited about it. I'm excited about it. Yeah. I I will see you tonight, babe. Okay. I'm excited about it. Yeah. I'm calling you babe.

Less than 24 hours. This is giving me such an anxiety because it's happened like, you know, in the past. Before your birth. Yeah. Okay, so now we'll go to the show. Yeah. And I'm coming to this, I'm coming to second show

so that we can like fuck after. Yeah. Oh, great. Which is the last thing you want. And I brought my five girlfriends and all live in Scottsdale. Oh, great. Yeah. Oh, great. Which is the last thing you brought. My five girlfriends and all live in Scottsdale. Okay. Yeah. But in the second show, there is a very drunk, annoying person who's chatting. And it throws you off. And it's not your grace, greatest. Yeah, literally happened to be

okay, go on. Yeah. Now, it's the show's over. Yeah. And you're like, oh, I hope she didn't come, but she did. Right. So she comes to meet you at the bar. Oh, hey, hey. Oh, so good to see you again. I can I just apologize for my city. I don't know what is wrong. Why no one was laughing.

Yeah. You guys he was was so, it was weird. You were so much funnier last night. Yeah, thank you. You didn't do the thing about the bird in this fun. Yeah, well I changed it up. You guys, I'm gonna tell you he does this really funny. I don't know. I can maybe talk that funny.

It was weird though. It was really weird. I don't know. At least you got up there. I don't know. Thank you. It's just like, it's fine. I mean, I do this all every weekend,

so I mean, you know, take the go with the bad. I don't know how you do it. I don't know how you do it. Like I would die if I was up there and people weren't laughing. Uh-huh. Well, anyway, thank you for coming. Thank you for bringing your friend.

I mean, this is so painful. Because I mean, how many times has that happened to you? I thought you were funny. You're like, oh my god. The worst is when they say, I want to apologize for my city. I don't know why they're not getting your jokes. And I actually thought I had a good set. I know, I know.

Because I'm hearing laughter. But they were at a table where people were paying attention. Yeah, whatever was going on. And they want to make me aware that there was a table in the back where they weren't impressed. Well, thanks for letting me know that. Yeah, this is where I gotta be like, you know, eventually like comedians, we're also needy

for like hearing. Compliments. Of course we got to wear freaks. We're standing in front of people. I know. And then we, but what we do is even worse than that. We stand in front of people.

Many people do that. But way blah blah blah. But what they don't do is they don't go out after the show and like shake their hands. You know, like the cast of Hamilton doesn't go out after the show. Thank you. Let me hear what you thought of me personal. Like we need to just go, bye bye. We're done. Never to meet again. Like, but we go out and hang out and, you know, hear how awful we are right to our face. Well, I will say all my meet and greet people

tell me they love me. But you don't meet and greet people. You know what I mean? They're like, they, they, they, they, we're talking about a scenario that would happen to Chris like five years ago. Yeah, right, right, right. Okay. Um, well Lamar owned and he poor Lamar. He has sued his former manager. She's like stealing his, he's still taking money for gigs and she like stole his house.

He's just a mess. But he's also like running, what I had heard. He's running like a legitimate rehab center that he's got now Bam Marjaro, who's having a lot of problems. Yeah. I got from Jackass. That Lamar like went to his hospital room and has them on rehab, whether it's sticks or not, who knows. But Lamar went and recruited him to come to his rehab. Yeah. So that was a nice thing to do. Yeah, she's continued a book him after termination and accepting payment even after being fired. She hijacked his social media accounts.

So, anyway, Poor Lamar. Yeah, well, he was a really awful person before. But now he's good. He played the NBA for a long time, and he's got to have some money, right? I really think he's starting from scratch. I think he spent so much of it on drugs and everything. And so I saw him and I think I told the story one time on juicy scoop,

but I saw him in a parking lot of a Starbucks like signing a deal. Like he had a bunch of like what look like shady people around him. And he had like contracts on the hood of a car. and he was like signing contracts on the hood of a car and a Starbucks parking lot. There's probably what are the deals this chick. That's what I'm saying. Like, I mean, I don't know if he's making the best deals. I mean, he's only getting eight, he's getting $8,000 per post, which is very good, but it's

not anywhere near with, you know, like, can he just do like the reality? Yeah, I mean, he did the big brother and stuff like that. Yeah. And then I can't remember what happened. He'd be on like this celebrity's in space. I think once he's already told all the stories he can tell. Yeah. In his book and everything about the Kardashians, there's nothing else to share.

Right. So it's like Megan Markle and Harry, there's nothing more to share. Yeah, eventually run out of store. There's nothing more to share. So Who cares? Right good luck to you. Okay Sinsi Nixon is so excited that and just like that is coming back Chris. I mean how excited? I'm so excited for I mean I don't It's Thursday like will have already watched it wait Is it coming back now? I think I just thought that HBO max Thursday, so I've watched it. No, that's the premiere date I don't think is it really coming up already. Yes. Oh, I didn't know that I think it's the 22nd. Oh my god That's exciting. It is so exciting and she says

Where we left as Miranda's at the end of the last season, she had made this big bull decision to announce her very coveted internship, where she's like, I'm nervous. And she follows Shay. I believe the last thing we heard from what she was heading out to a sitcom in LA, right? Yeah.

Wasn't that what was happening? Yeah, and this was shot before the writer's strike. So either there's a couple scenarios that are will happen. Right. One is that she gets Tony dancing to be her dad. Yes, Tony dance is playing the dad of Chedi as in the sitcom. Yes, but there is a summary mark or somebody about the fact that he is not Mexican and she's Mexican. So that's an appropriation actor moment that will be a problem for the woke. Oh, oh, yeah. The other one is... Could have gotten Edward James almost.

Yes. Hector Elansondo. Okay. Anyway, go on. Yeah. We definitely... She definitely catches her cheating. Or she wants to have a threesome with Miranda and like another girl.

Yeah. Um, or Miranda and a guy because she is fluid. Tony Danza. Oh, or Miranda Nagai because she is fluid. Tony Danza. Oh, that would be good. But then of course Steve, they said Steve is in the preview. I was afraid he wasn't going to come. Oh, no, really. So you'll be able to do Steve.

So I want to do a little scenario, just prediction of, um, she comes back to New York just to visit the kid at graduation, the kids graduating from high school. Oh Steve, I thought we worked it out that I wouldn't be seeing you when I wanted to see Brady today. It's so great to see you again. I mean, you look great. This is great. How is she doing good? They're doing great. Yeah. They are finishing their pilot and. Things are going great with the bar.

And you know, I'm going. I'm lying, Steve. I'm not happy. Oh, no. What what happened? I'm under her spell. I'm sorry. I'm under their spell.

And I am having to do three sums and go down on people that. And it's very confusing of like how to get to different places. There's all these different canyons you can take between the Valley and Warner Brothers. And I just want to go back to what I know in New York. I mean, with you and Brady, is it too late? It's not too late. That's why things get happening. It's not going to be too late. It's pretty good. And she's going to get happening. It's not going to be too late. It's pretty good.

And she's going to go back to him. I liked that one. Back to listening to her son have sex with the girl. Like, wasn't that one of the scenes there? Yeah, yeah. He goes off to college. I think we're going to get rid of Brady altogether, which was horrible.

I would agree with that. We're going to see her cap to get, you know, we're sex cult with Che. I like this angle. And then, but then it's too much. She wants to try it and be. Have you already talked about this other part? Have you talked, where does, where does,

Aiden fit in? Yes, my prediction is that she gets with Aiden. She also is screwing the podcast producer. Okay. She gets a yeast infection or a UTI. Sorry, I used TTI from having too many different dicks. Yeah. We have a little funny conversation over brunch about that from having too many different dicks. Yeah. We have a little funny conversation over brunch about that.

About cranberry juice or something, yeah. And then she finds out that Aiden really isn't separated from his wife or he decides to go back to his wife. Oh. So I believe it'll be like a few episodes of getting with Aiden. I don't think Aiden's gonna be remain irregular or she's not, it's not gonna be her rate. But you can always come back

because you could always break up with the girl again. I mean, to show you, I don't know whether how sad my life is or good or whatever. I'm so excited for the Aiden reveal. Like just when you first see him again. Yeah. Like when you saw him in that one where he was buying carpets or whatever. Yeah. And he turns around and shows.

Yeah. $20 for shoes. Yeah. And then he picks her up and she holds her arms like this. She's wearing like a ball gown and a DR T shirt. Yeah, right. And he's and he had to go there to buy some carpets. Yeah, like he had to actually go to the market in the Middle East.

Abu Dhabi to get some furniture for his story in New York. I have those carpets at home goods, but it wouldn't have been as fun. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And there might be a moment of where she wants to meet the three boys or a moment

where she does deal with the three boys. And it's very awkward for her. Because at this point, his kids will be like 15, 17 and 20. So he's got three teenage boys from that movie. So now they'll be old and it'll be like weird and awkward for her. And there's no flashbacks to Mr. Big or he's done. He's gone. He's done still.

Because he has to be gone for several reasons. Probably gone just for plot reasons. And also the actor himself has been kind of canceled like that or something. Yeah. Yeah. So he can't be involved. Yes. Oh, well, honestly, I'm really curious to know what's going to happen with Charlottes. Um, now non binary daughter Rocky. Okay. No, no, I think her daughter is becoming a son. Is that the Asian girl? No, the biological one.

Oh. That one, the Asian girl that they adopted is like, you know, a genius and pianist and going out to college. Yeah, right, right, okay. Like I really am curious if they're gonna like have her be like, oh, she's fine, that was a stage or would that be offensive by saying it's a stage?

Yeah. And so we have to go like through the puberty blockers and the mastectomy and how far they'll get with that or they'll just ignore it I think my prediction is we won't see rocket all. Yeah, I think we need to focus more on the people we like and the adults Yeah, I think we're done with Brady and rock. Yeah, I that's what I think I mean, I'll say this and it's from the dawn of Television anytime you started bringing the kids in, is when the show started to tank. I think they need to bring the kids in

just to like establish how different the world is today, but I don't think we need, if we never hear about Rocky again. Yeah, I don't even remember Rocky. Who was Rocky? That's her daughter, who her daughter had, where was the name Rose.

Yeah. The daughter becomes Rocky. Oh, oh, I don't, okay. So you don't even remember any of that. I know, but I'm saying, thank you. Like, let's just ignore it, let's just go to brunches, let's have her have marital problems with the, with, or, you know, with the attorney husband.

Here's what we all want out of Sexy City. We want cute outfits, New York City, you know, we want to see you in New York City, we want to see you up and down stoops, you know, stairs and that's what we want. We want, like you always do. I mean, you know what I don't want to say, I don't want, I don't want to see graphics sex. No. I just feel I remember the masturbation scene with Chris. I'm sorry to be a person of a certain age, but I do, I don't enjoy seeing old people get it on myself included.

Really? You know what I am enjoying the porn I'm watching right now. On the Trail Max, I'm watching an actual porn on HBO Max. What's called the idol? Oh, I've heard. Wow. Wow. Is this the biggest?

Johnny Depp's daughter has the best little sexual body I think I've ever seen. Really? She's got nice, tiny proportion tits. Yeah. Tiny flat waist. Okay. Juicy ass. Is that right?

Yes. But who's the mother of that show? And she smokes the whole time of some girl that also smokes. Is that the French model that she married to for a long time? Yeah. And then he's totally disturbing and hideous. It is so sexual.

You told Johnny Depp or? No, the weekend. Oh. Yeah, he plays like a character. I just watched, okay, so it's so bad. It's so sexual. But I went to bed after watching two episodes. Welcome to 1230 had to watch the third.

Really? Yeah. And now the storyline is kind of juicy and good. It's like, it's almost like she's a Britney Spears and he's a Sam Luftees, you know, Sam, no big man that I said this, but like, like where this outsider kind of comes in and takes over her. And but very not similar to Britney and all,

but like, and the kind of the teams and everything. So that's who the weekend plays. Yeah, now it's kind of getting better in that, like how he's controlling her and like mind fucking her. And it's almost like he's running a little cult. A little bit of it reminds me. And they took a little of everything.

Remember the dad at the Sarah Lawrence school that moved in became a call leader? It's a little bit like where he's getting these guys and girls to like do weird things to each other in front of each other and like, and they're all, and they're all moved into our house. Oh, I got to watch this. It gets better, but I'm just also know it's super, super sexual.

That, all right. I'm fine with that. Yeah. But, but is she a singer? Why is it called that? She feels like she's a singer. Yeah. Okay.

I don't know any of your dancers. I got to watch a show. I got to watch a show. Yeah. Now you're realizing like what, that what this guy is about. I keep reading about it. Do you think that actors, people who have studied their whole lives? I think they think they feel the same way as like comedians,

like we do about like people who get big on TikTok and then go play like comedy clubs. Do you think actors get that way about like the weekend and like all these rappers and guys who just go into acting and are pretty good at it. Well, the only reason I'm not aware. I'm not angry about the weekend. No, I'm saying not you, but like a actor who studies acting also.

Well, this guy, like there's a lot of like I just see and it goes on and on. The only thing in this and what I'm, and correct me if I'm wrong fans, people listen. I believe he kind of helped with the story. The story is by him and the guy that wrote Euphoria. Yeah. So I kind of like that he came up with the story. He comes off awful. Like, he comes off so gross and unattractive.

But that's a character he's playing. Right, but it is going to probably affect the way I feel about him and the story. I heard he's not doing season two. That's what I just read. He should. Whether he's characters. I shouldn't because his character is so unappealing.

And even at one point, yes, I can shirt off and the body's not good. Yeah. And like just everything about what I thought was cool about the weekend, I'm now, but, you know, so I would say, yeah, get out of it. Yeah. Let people forget how gross you were with your wig

and your rat tail and like what a gross character. But that's a good thing. He must be a good actor. He's giving you that vibe. That's what he wants you to do. But I don't really know his personality before. Like we all know that post-molone is like the sweetest tattoo delight.

There's either. You see the videos I'm talking to, yeah, kids on the street. I mean, he's just on it. Like he's just like, he's like, a sweet door at Yeah. A sweet door at A's like, a sweet door inside that looks like a killer. Okay, so we know his, but I don't like, feel like we never knew the weekends personnel.

Yeah. So this is kind of the first intro to seeing them talk. So I, and it's, yeah. But she is gorgeous. If she just has to stop smoking because she is gonna have the same teeth as her dad in about a year. If she does not, and she's smoking so much

as she will bring back Virginia Slims like nobody else. I'm watching girls will start. I think we're not smoking on TV anymore. Don't they have a warning before the show or something? I think I've seen like warning for the show. There's adult content. Now so this smoking they don't say smoking.

Oh, they don't really. No, wow. So a Catholic school teacher was caught in compromising positions in the classroom by students. God, I mean, trying to like bone kids in the Catholic school. I mean, I don't know what to do with these people. I'm moving on. This woman knocked on a coffin and came back alive after being dead for like a week. Like a bad news. Yeah, she died yesterday.

Yeah, I hope that in return of the coffin, because yeah, she wound up dying. But if anybody mistakes you for dead and is about to bury you, it's probably not a good, you know, you're probably not in great shape, you know? In the first place. I would imagine like, so. I always think that, but also that is why,

because if you are gonna do the traditional coffin, that is nice that they put like a nice pillow and stuff in there, because like, God forbid they make a mistake. But I feel like there's a long time between actually like the death and the funeral, like there's days, and this woman had, I, what, they's video of the funeral

and you see her like, well, such just that stirring in the coffin. There's like two people there. It's like an out, out in an impoverished country. There's like a little fan going in the corner. Anyway, she just starts waking up and the guys are like, what's happening? And they picked her up a little bit.

But anyway, she would have dying yesterday. Yeah, so. And then what do they do then? And they're like, well, can we get a half price on the second round? Yeah. Like, what's that? Like, I mean, you have to tell everybody like, everybody come back. Yeah. Like, sorry. Can we still do this? Like, oh, well, like, right. I already went and you wear the same outfit. I don't know how we black dresses you have. Yeah. Do they have any

leftover sandwiches? Yeah. Just like we put the set, you know. How many black dresses do you have? You were the same. Yeah. Do they have any leftover sandwiches? Yeah. I think it's like we put the set, you know, like, how much do you redo with this? I mean, I do. Let's do a redo or just call it a day. Yeah. I think yeah, at this point.

JLo did a real thirst trap on Father's Day. I saw that. I feel like it's a little low on the picture. That's what it was about. That's almost day. But also, it's a selfie that he, like I think it's, wait, maybe that wouldn't have been a selfie.

They said it was a selfie. This looks like it's not a selfie. Anyway, it's very rare. No, it's a selfie, he took a mirror. He didn't take it like this. Oh, and then he's shooting it in mirror. And then, and then that's what she posted. This is like when he was on like a Ryan.

Remember he was on Raya? Yeah. And there was that one thing where he was on Raya and some girl. I think he's on a Zempoot. Look at his how thin he is. Yeah, but this is probably 10 years ago. No. Well, he must have sent it to her.

Yeah, that's true. And then she had it. Yeah. But that's what you do for Father's Day. They are, they are like, they are thirsty. I did nothing for the other guy in the North Anthony. Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. That's what I heard.

But I also think, I don't care about that. She didn't do anything for more Anthony. It's her kids that should have done something. Right. But if you're going to do a Father's Day thing, really, you do want to just like look at my hot husband, and he's a good dad. Yeah.

Whatever. They're thirsty. They ought to be thirsty. They got a key. You know, I mean, they're just as thirsty as the rest of us. All right. Who do you think should take over wheel of fortune? I get it. You want to hear my, my, you want to hear my person and you might disagree. That's all right. That's, it's okay. We've disagreed on many things. I'm going to say, what would be Goldberg? I think what would be go Berg. I totally agree. Oh, you do All right, so the names that are being like twirled around yeah Ryan C crust Van a white

I what that's what I initially thought I'm like give it to Van a white if she's gonna hang around still I don't they haven't she hasn't announced yet whether she's gonna still that kind of like when Sunny Bono died I mean think let the wife like take over the Senate seat. Yeah, the pot. Yeah, that's always kind of weird It was mayor, I think he was mayor of both springs whatever, but yeah, she did take over But she was like politically minding me. I always think that's really weird than like a spouse I'm like this isn't like the royal family. Yeah, sometimes that happens in strange Look at the like the Lakers doesn't the daughter run the Lakers now genie bus. Yeah, she that happens in strange. Look at the like the Lakers doesn't the daughter of me run the Lakers now Jeannie bus. Yeah, she always worked in there. Yeah, I guess that's true

Okay, but Vanna white I think Vanna white was looking for a reason to end it. That's what I'm saying. I think she might be out too Ending because she's she's 60 something or two. She's six. It's like 65. She must look amazing. Yeah, but like at a certain point She probably never wanted to quit and this is her perfect like done. She Lose I just as a place out in Kona and like go have that's it Let me know fun. I know Maggie say Jack Pat say Jack's daughter Who'll be Wayne Brady. Wayne Brady be good too.

Yeah, he's always good. Lava Burton. Also good, because he was talking about him for a jeopardy. But also good. I don't know this guy, Steve and A Smith. He's a sports lady. He's a sports guy. He's a fan.

That's a joke. He would never do it. He'll never do it. No. So we both agree. Whoopi. I Think whoopi needs to get out of the view me too. I feel like she's a funny person who's like you forgot how funny She could potentially be because she's like in that political world. Yes. She gets out of that She goes over and just has fun again like Steve Harvey kind of day with family feud. Like, you know, I'm having fun again. I don't have to be, so yeah, I think it's a perfect move for her.

Leave the view. However, however, if I was the executive, it is kind of wise to go with someone younger. That's gonna do this for the next 20 years. But nobody's watching. Nobody's watching. Nobody's watching. Not young like 35.

What be like 70? I'm saying choosing someone like 50. Yeah, like it's like a sea crest. Yeah, but sea crests. He's not. He's not. He's not it. He's done. Um, he's got enough money and enough jobs. He doesn't want this. Yeah. I mean, you know, what a Michael Strayhand does too much. They, you know, the guys who are like professional hosts. But, you know, Pat St. Dick was never funny with it. It's not a funny thing. No, it's not funny.

I mean, he is funny, ish. He's, he's, I mean, honestly, I believe Pat Shagic is perfect at the job. I mean, he's so, so good at being a game show host. Funny enough, doesn't take away from the show. I, I don't know. I don't know. If I'm sold on any of these people.

All right. Oh, here's a photo of the, um, they're horrified. This is the idol. They said fans are horrified by the ex-rated sex scene and the idol. I mean, people can't be there. There's some, like, real porn is so accessible these days. How can anybody be, be horrified by...

Pretty shocking. I want to just go back to this one more thing. I'm just like, like, do you is Johnny Depp watching his daughter in this? Well, not because I remember my friend was out with a group of women and Dakota Johnson, who was in the 50 Shades of Grey. Right. Right. who was in the 50 Shades of Grey, from all Melanie Griffith was there, and they were talking and she somehow the show came up.

It was already out a few years ago. And she was like, did you like it? Did you, and they're like, you didn't see it? And she's like, I couldn't, I did not watch it. And this is like a major movie that her daughter was in and the daughter was good in it, it caught us good, but it was sexual, but I will say this is 10 times more sexual and more about her sexual body

than anything you would have seen in 50 Shades of Grey. Yeah, I'll say, I mean, because they're both in the business, it might be a little bit better because you know what it takes, like a sex scene isn't really a sexy. You know what I mean, maybe it's like, I know there's 35 people standing around it.

She's also though, she cries a lot on cue. So she definitely has like really good Johnny Depp acting shops. So I think she'll do a lot more after this. I just wonder if I guess it's not a mistake because now we know who she is, but it is like Such a sexual thing. She'll be fine like all of those kids from the other one that that's on HBO

I mean that every one of them's careers like skyrocketing a bear euphoria in Arizona man He's wearing a hat like yeah was Yeah. Was eaten by, was eaten and killed by a bear, attacked by a bear. And they tried to stop it. They tried to scare the bear away. Yeah. And he was just doing setting up something in the woods. And the bear got him. And the bear got him.

No, I mean, that's, that's a bear being a bear. I feel like bears have gotten scarier. We're talking about an actual bear. We're talking about that tidal wave. Because it was, we did talk about other bears. bears have gotten scarier. We're talking about an actual bear. We're talking about that tidal wave again. Because we did talk about other bears. This was your story. Can you tell me about this story?

Oh, yeah. This is a Chinese woman who I guess climb. Now, Mount Everest, I did not know this, which is another thing I have no desire to do. Yeah, for. But there are people who like I have to climb that mountain. And you read all the stories about what happened. Like, I guess as you climb up Mount Everest,

you just see dead bodies on the way up because people die, I guess a lot, from what I'm gathering from the community. I'm gonna say out of submarine space and Mount Everest, 100% Mount Everest is the least desirable one because it's all on my body to get up there. Yeah, it's like a uphill. Yeah, horrific.

Yeah, right. Okay, so go on. Yeah, so up there. Yeah, it's a goal uphill. Yeah, horrific. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Okay, so go on. Yeah, so I guess what happens, you have a Sherpa who walks you up. Okay, like a helper. Yeah, he helps you.

They know the area. Like a caddy. Yeah, just so much like a caddy, exactly. Anyway, they're from the country. They know the terrain. Okay. This woman, I guess, pretty much died on and they found her on the way up Some other people in her hike hike found where did her Sherpa go?

She I don't think she had one. Oh, you don't have to have one that's an extra But anyway, she was fro pretty much frozen in death and this man rescued her the Sherpa Ressie sitting in her mouth She was frozen. So he rescued her and like took her back down. And I guess if you're rescued by Sherpa, you have to pay them $10,000 call a rescue fee or something. And she's refusing to pay. She says, I wasn't, I didn't need your help.

I was fine. But you know, I wasn't frozen. I was sleeping. But apparently so now she she was just crossing my eyes. She paid him 4,000 and the fee is 10. So apparently she's getting a lot of a flack on on different social media that she needs to pay up to the guy. I hope that she doesn't try to do it again. Be like, well, you know, I'm gonna go back next year because I didn't actually get to the top.

Yeah. Just call it a day. I know. And pay the dude. I mean, my god. Yeah. You know what, I, to show you how little I want to do Mount Everest, I don't,

I still don't know why this even happens, but sometimes that you're walking through an airport, and I have, well, we've walked through a lot of things, malls, whatever. And I don't know why airports, I don't know if they don't have a proper grading system. Why are there all sudden a hill in an airport, like in a whole way, air for all way?

All sudden there's a hill, like in an airport hole, you never see that in any other building, except for an airport. And there's one, as you leave LA access, it's one of Delta, and every time I I about to hit it, I'm like, oh, here comes this hill, then I got to work. It's probably a foot grade up. And I'm like, that's how little I don't want to climb

that ever. I'm like, I don't even want to work up the Delta hallway. That's a little inclined. But why are there inclines and airports? Well, speaking of, did you hear about, let me get to the, did you hear about let me get to the did you hear about the horrible thing that happened on in the tourist plunged to his death at the Grand Canyon. Did he jump or I mean it has to be because it's high enough. I know. People lean over this. But I am obsessed with

people dying in the Grand Canyon. Before this thing was built, we went like 15, 16 years ago. Yeah. And I bought a book about all the mysterious deaths at the, and there were so many couples where the wife accidentally got too close wanting to take a photo. And then the guy like, because once somebody falls over, they forget it. It's over, right?

And they did, they tried to write, like there is, why are you bothering? No, you fall. Like there's no way to do this. Is that that, so this is new, the sky walk away? Yeah. Right, it looks, I've never been, I've never been to the Grand Canyon.

What are those things, okay. You know in New York, there's that building. We went up there at the top. We went up there at the top. And you look down, that is kind of freaky. That's crazy, I know. Yeah. Yeah, that's that building. We went up the top and you looked down. That is kind of freaky. Yeah, no. Yeah. Yeah. That's pretty cool. You get to in your head when you think about that, along with like being on a ship too. I imagine like jumping off all the time. Yeah. I don't like any of that. So when I was a electrician in New York City, thank you for I was a successful comedian.

I was a local three IBW electrician. I used to do a lot of like open construction work where you were literally up on the 50th floor with no walls just like on steel. Yeah, but they like retighted. Yeah, a little bit, but I mean, it was, I wasn't on open steel, but there was no walls and you were out there like up 50 floors terrifying. Really terrifying.

You know, I wonder whether, you know when people are like washing windows, right? And that would be like a dumb like a romantic comedy, like a girl's in her window and she sees the guy washing it. Yeah. And they have like a moment. And then she sees him again. And he's like, she lives in a big penthouse. Like she wouldn't want anything to do with me. But then he has a great idea. Yeah. That also makes has a great idea. Yeah. That also makes him like a billionaire.

Somebody call Ryan Gosling and let's see who else. And oh, to go to fan. I like to code a fan. No, Dakota Johnson. Dakota Johnson. Dakota Johnson. Dakota Johnson. By the way, have you seen the trailer for the Jennifer Lawrence movie?

Um, yeah, and I think it's weird. It's like the Catholic school teacher. Like, why is she? Why are they paying a 35-year-old woman to date their 18-year-old son? Yeah, that's that's that that aside, it also just seems like a like a retreaded like 80s movie, um, that I feel like, I don't know, it's very strange. I just think her career ever since Weinstein has gone to prison coincidentally. Yeah. Don't know why has kind of fallen off. Yeah, because she was probably like, that's why that was her career was. Yeah, I mean, she was like cast in all these parts.

Honestly, she wasn't really right for it. Remember, she was playing the mistress in the hustle. Yeah. And I was like, this girl is like 21. Why is she playing like a 30 year old? Or no, she wasn't the, I don't know, she was the wife. And then like, there was, there was like a few things that she was cast in that she was like too young to be.

Right. And then but she kept winning Oscars and kept being nominated. She, yeah, yeah. She was, I mean, I like the one where she sold the mops. She's decent that movie. Otherwise, I don't, I don't think I've ever seen a Jennifer Lawrence movie. I just feel like she's kind of like so this might be like her comeback. Yeah, but you know, people love her. She's funny. Who's dating? She's married. I was a kid. Didn't I? She have a kid? I think.

Feel like she married somebody else's like ex husband that was famous. Like I get her and like, scroll at your hands and which husband and which baby they're on and like. Yeah. Well, I'll say this if you watch the trailer for the new movie that she's got is coming out. It comedy's hard. And it's very apparent in that trailer that comedy's hard. Is there a moment where she's on a treadmill and loses her balance and goes running off

of it out of frame? Might as well be. I mean, it's that kind of like hacky bits that we all know as movies. It's those kind of things, you know. Yeah. So there is this girl I follow her name's Delaney. Okay. You I reached out to her. I want her on juicy scoop. Yeah. She is so brilliant. And her whole account is her being, doing annoying parts written by men of the most annoying girl in an indie movie. Yeah.

So she'll be like, just wanna, why is it that soup? Sometimes so calming. She does this, like, and she looks like those, she got brown hair and she's pretty, but not a lot of makeup and all, and she does like, you know, the bartender, you know, in a movie or the detective,

the female detective, just all the cliches, which is like, why don't you stop holding your dicks and get this case going. This is my jurisdiction, you know, unlike walks out, all that kind of stuff we make fun of too, but she actually looks like she could be the role. Oh, that's funny. Yeah, but it's that kind of exact, that kind of stupid stuff.

All right, I got to watch that. Yeah, I'm going to show you the bartender one. Yeah. The bartender one's the best, where she's like, she's got her rag and she's like, whiskey on the rocks. I haven't seen you get around here. Like the most gorgeous girl is working at the shittiest bar in the smallest town with

no hope. Like this girl never got married or got the fuck out. Yeah. It's my favorite. Horse and skin. Yeah. Yeah. Beautiful teeth.

Yeah. Cocktail with Tom Cruise. Brian Brown who plays like his mentor in it. You know, he makes everyone's like, this guy is the greatest partner. And I believe they're working in TGI Friday. They are, they're working in the beginning, they show it, when they go,

hippie, hippie, shake, and throw in the bottles back for it. And if he's like a six year old man, we're gonna TGI Friday. Which some people would frown upon, society, society, society, standards. But in the movie, I, this is the guy. This is the guy who does make a beautiful. No. Wait, TJ Fridays on Kanoga, which was a staple in my life growing up in

Wollinhelles. Yeah. It is gone. There's some new building that's going up. It's high capway done. Yeah. I'm just dying to see what it's going to be. I hope it's still a restaurant.

Yeah. But that is where we went after every time I performed or anything at my high school. That was the only place that was open past 10. OK. Yeah. We had friendlies, which was like an ice cream place. That's where you went after there I was,

like sitting there with the rouge on my cheeks. My father was like, oh my god. What do we do? What do we do? Oh boy, it all worked out for us. Very sad two Americans have been found dead and an ocean front resort in Mexico. You always hear these stories.

They don't know if it's drugs, they don't know if it's carbon dioxide. A lot of times it's like air conditioning, yeah. I know, it's so weird. I mean, it's drugs. They don't know if it's carbon dioxide. A lot of times it's air conditioning. Yeah. I know. It's so weird. I mean, it's not a combo or anything. It's a smaller city and. But they're gooms. They're in the room together. Yeah. It's like. And just like fell like didn't wake up and we don't know what's going on. And she's from Newport. and she's like 27 from Newport. He's like 41. Yeah. Really, really sad. Yeah.

Well, okay. That is too depressing, the rest are depressing. Listen, tell everybody, besides coming to see us, we are, where are our dates? We are going to be. We have August. We are doing, we are doing a bunch of shows in August all east coast We're doing the Mohican Sun Mohican Sun the long Island the long Island one. We're doing a paramount theater on long Island

Yes back to my hometown back to my people paramount and Mash tuck it. That's that's the casino. Okay, and what's the other one New Jersey? New Jersey? Yes Everything in Heather McDolle that net you You're going to see Chris and I together. And then he comes to me in July at the L.O.L. comedy club in San Antonio, Texas. That is a really fun club. Cap City. That's on the 19th of July. Austin. Austin. Cap City on the 20th. And then 21st. House of Blues. In Houston, July 21st. Franjola.fun has everything.

And come into Texas. Come into Texas. Those three Texas cities. Three Texas cities just tried. Super fun. City to city. And we'll definitely have to bring that to Texas. Yes, hold on.

Put the sunglasses. Please, dear God. Now I can see you performing Texas. Yes, you're all be. Also, well, you'll see. Yeah, it's all B. Well, you see me in Montauk as well. I need to see wearing that walking through a field with some random roosters and chickens.

Yeah, yeah, this is, this was 20 bucks. Come on. Was it going to buy it? It works. Thanks, Chris. Bye-bye. Thanks Chris. Bye bye.