Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Brandy and Julie, Golden Globes and Manifesting Greek Tragedies

Episode Date: January 13, 2026

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When you're on the road, when you're on the go, Juicy Scoop is the show to know. She talks Hollywood Tales. for real life Mr. segment serial data and serial sister you'll be addicted and addicted fast

to the number one tabloid real life podcast Listen in Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop I have your favorite funny girls Brandy Howard Julie Goldman Stars of Dumb Gay Podcast

A great Patreon Stars of Television Stage film commercials And parties And parties and parties and Hollywood parties with me. Welcome, girls. How's your 22, 226 so far?

We are calling it stacked chips 26. Stacked chips 26. You know like you stack the chips when you're gambling. You know Drake. Yeah. We are planning on getting very rich this year. Okay, great. Are you going through Amanda's Rich as Fuck coaching courses of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills?

Well, I wanted to, but Julie's got a personal problem with Amanda. apparently so we're going to get jovanda later and we got to talk about we got to go in our order of week here okay started us our fun party i say 2026 started out with a bang because you invited us to a very like swanky one of our other friends jock said it was the best party he's been to since he moved to l.a and he's been here two years now oh good so good well i was i was thrilled to go as well we went to the Spotify party, which was kind of honoring the podcast category for the Golden Globes. That was Thursday night. And it was very, it was a lot of executive, but there were some stars there.

And some nominees, Amy Poehler, now winner, Mel Robbins. Rita Wilson. Oh, who are some other big stories? Bill Marr. He was nominated. Jane Seymour, the honorary Miss. Wait, hold on. I want to go back.

Because Jane Seymour was wearing this outfit. And I had worn the same outfit as well, the same dress. And so there it is side by side. Look at that. Just two legendary iconic women. We kind of like the same colored hair. Yeah. It was probably the same size dress.

Maybe she's a little smaller than I am. Did it inspire you maybe like, did you get rid of the dress or do you still have it in closet? No, I still have it. It's only less than a year old. Yeah. Like you can wear it with a blazer now and make a whole new look. Yeah.

You're with a black blazer. No one will even know it's the same dress. It's like so cute. You look good with a black blazer. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think it looks that good with the white blazer. I think she, yeah, I think you need like a black.

I was always thinking of a silver, but you're right. I think black is better. Black blazer with like a silver button. Yeah. Welcome to fashion police. We actually are going to get into fashion police in a minute. I'm going back to our night. I just want to say that I did talk to her.

Yes, I know you did. And so I just need to put that out there. The woman is stunning in person. She's tiny and stunning and also she was irritated that one such as I, such a monster as myself, would go up to even dare to speak to her. But I don't care. I loved every second of it. Witness the exchange and I did not get that from her. I did not.

But your experience is your experience and no one can take that experience. I thought she was happy and nice to say hi. And I didn't know if you're BSing and saying like, I've never missed a day. of all my children. Not all my, Harry. What is she on? She's on a new show

on Acorn TV. That Julie does watch. I've watched every episode of. What is Acorn TV? It's like a British. What about Jane Seymour, you guys? Like legendary. Actress.

She's also Crape Arase. And I wanted to tell her, you know what? She was Dr. Quinn Medicine woman. Yes. And she was. Was she ever on a soap? She's a Bond girl. I want to say, did she start as a soap?

Bond girl. Yeah, she was a famous Bond girl. I don't think she was on a soap. Okay. I thought. Maybe she was, though. Yeah, maybe not. But she was Dr. Quent.

Yeah. But most importantly, she's from a movie called Somewhere in Time with Christopher Reeve. And it's one of my all-time faves. And also Craperace. And I just didn't want to let her know. You know what? I don't appreciate. I want to try Craperace.

I want to try my neck firming. And I don't appreciate that you subscribed me to an entire thing. And now I'm into you for like $200 bucks a month. I'm not into it. I don't think she still is the brand ambassador for Craper Race. Well, I wanted to tell her that I had to call and say, you know what, this is a one-time purchase only. And I just wanted to try moisturizing. And I don't need like a whole thing. You just wanted to try. You never tried moisturizing before in your entire life.

Not really. I haven't. So there really weren't many podcaster friends there or podcasters in general. But what was great is some of our friends were there. Jacques from from Daily Mail who's been on Juicy Coup and we're all friends. He was there with, of course, Zach Peter, who. We're close friends with. So we had fun with them. And then I ran into Haley Bailey, who is this huge influencer and model. And she was just in the news because her ex-husband, Matt Callil, he's a football player. Do you know him?

He's an NFL player. He is suing her because she did a live Twitch after they broke up in which. in which she said part of the reason they broke up is that his penis was so big. I believe I read somewhere she compared it to like two Coke cans. I love this story. And that it did affect their intimacy. That really twitched in the wrong way, no pun intended. And he has filed suit saying that those words of hers are really affecting his life,

her attorneys have said it's her First Amendment right to share her story in her life. And also in these defamation suits, you'd have to prove that somehow get that measuring tape out, bitch. Whip your dick out and let's see what's doing. You know what? You can't win. I'm sorry. I don't know how any of you ladies out there do it.

You just can't freaking win. It's either too small. It's not big enough. And now this lady's out here saying his dick is so big. She can't deal with it. And he's even mad about that. He's suing. Honestly, like, I can't.

I just can't do it. I think what happened is that they weren't just broken up. They'd been broken up for a while. And he, and they had gone to therapy. And I found her very, like, authentic. And the story of his, you know, enormous dick, like very, you know, touching and real.

But he's married to someone new now. And so now everyone's looking at that girl like, I guess your pussy must be gaping. I don't know. Maybe that's a problem. Yeah. Maybe that's what happened. And maybe when this story came out, the current girl in his life was like, I don't want people to think, know that about me.

Right. But it just, it's giving. And by the way, I think we should get rid of its giving in 2026. Let's get rid of it. Okay. It reminds me of the greatest court case that has ever happened, which was Lorena Bobbitt. Better than that. Oh.

Joanna Krupa versus. Oh, Romaine. Oh. No, Joanna Krupa versus Brandy Glanville because it was on Watch What Happens Live, where it was talked about that Brandy said that someone that dated Joanna told Lisa Vanderpump, who told her that she had an unpleasant smell down. She literally said she had a stinky pussy. Okay.

I'll try and time. And this is where 2026 people, I've lived it. I've lived a life. And I will give this advice now to everybody. If you ignore it, if you don't comment, if you don't address it. Do you ignore the smell or ignore the comment? You mean like, don't find the smell.

Just get to eat. There's a new show the next day. There's literally a new show the next day. Like even with like certain housewives and stuff that have like a bad season, it's like Mary Crosby ran a cult. There's been a three-part documentary around here. The audience doesn't care. They like Mary Crosby on Real House of Salt Lake City.

They don't care. People will forget. But if you then address it, do a lawsuit, then it's news. Now I'm talking about it. Now someone else is talking about. If you would have just let it go, who would have remembered a Twitch live stream? But what happens is the person gets one too many things. They get sucked into a Reddit, sucked into a group.

And they think the entire world, they think they go to Trader Joe's and people are talking about their Coke-sized dick. Yeah. Nobody's talking about it. Like, we forgot. You know what I call it? I call it, what's for dinner?

You go like this. Something bad happened and everyone comments on it. And then they look up from their phone and they go, wait, what's for dinner? Where are we going to dinner? What are we having for dinner? Your Coke-sized dick. Your odorous nethers.

It's off. It's what's for dinner. If you just wait for them to worry about where they're having dinner, it'll just now his, I do believe his new wife was pissed. And that's probably, I guess, why he's now doing this lawsuit. But, or maybe he wanted to keep it in the news. But you're 100% right. And then she's pissed.

And then she does find a thirsty lawyer. And then the lawyer is like, absolutely. You know what? This is. And now you're in this big awful thing that will be dismissed, I believe, in my prediction. it will be dismissed, but now it's out there. And now every time you go anywhere in a red carpet, whatever, we're going to be zooming in on your coke-sized.

I can't imagine what judge. A man, a woman is going to be like this is defamation. It's like if a man said, you know what, her tits were too perfect. They were perky. They stood the test of time, nipples perfect, no bra. And then it's like defamation. I don't dare you. How dare you?

I have heard from men on different media sources, not in person, that have the curse of a giant dong. Yes. And sometimes things are too big. And they have, girls have broken up with them where they're just like, I can't take it. And so maybe they just don't want that out there. But obviously it was fine for her because she did stay with them for a while and got married and she's just probably, she probably thought she was doing a compliment.

She probably was like, I didn't want to say he was boring and annoying. So I made a quick joke and said, whoa, his dick was too big. And now she's being, she's like, I thought I was giving you a compliment. I can't. Even if your dick is too big. And by the way, it is. Even if your dick's too big. It's 100% too big.

Live with it. Live in the truth. Stand in the truth. Take your dick. Put tripod your legs out and fucking live in the life. She's allowed to say that. That's not defamation. That is her experience.

It's her truth. Yes. Just like it was my truth. It was her truth. Your truth that your dick was too big? My dick was too big. So I'm just saying like you can't, I can't with his, this, it makes me go great. It's, it's a male, you know, entitled, gross thing to do.

He went up in my estimation and then he went right back down. Like I was like, oh, he's like, like hot from afar because he's got his huge dick. And then he sued and I'm like, now you've got a tiny dick. Yeah. Now you're giving, you're giving small dick energy. Which is bizarre because your dick is two Coke cans, which you think that's like, that's a lot. That's a lot. I can't even drink one can of Coke.

Well, I can. I think you can. Yeah, but not two in a row. Not two in a row. Definitely. One you could do, but that's the problem. You can't have two coques in a row. I prefer Red Bull.

I'm enjoying my oly pops. Yeah. Thank you. Sponsored. Yeah. Here we go. Garsell was there of, you know, now lifetime movies, everything. She's got new lifetime movies coming up all the time.

And she's just total delight, looked really cute and really sweet and was very nice to all of us. and we had so much fun listening to Shaka Khan with her. Shaka Khan did a live performance. That's such a cute picture. You looked gorgeous that night. Yeah. Body snatched. Garcel's face card was so, she was so pretty and so nice and gracious to everyone.

Like, I'm just like going through the roll of the decks, even though I don't think I ever talk shit. But I'm like, what if I said on juicy scoop? Oh, my God, my God, God, God, God, God, God, I don't think we've ever talked shit because we like Garcel. No, I love Garcel. And she was so nice. And like her breakup with Sutton, it's just like that's what it is. Like Sutton commented on the other day, she's just like, sure, I regret how things ended, but they have ended.

Like they ended. They're like, whatever. Who knows if they would have, if they run into each other in a party, maybe they'll be nice. But no, I think that friendship is run. I do miss her on the show. Definitely. And we're going to get into that second.

Then I ran into this girl is Ari Kitsaya. I think it's how you pronounce her last name. She is dating Young Gravy, who is a huge rapper, and they were there. And she has like a very, she doesn't only fans and she's a sexy girl. I mean, she looks cute.

She does the funniest thing, the funniest real, because she's so pretty and she does these videos where she's like the girl that doesn't know she's rich and you go over to her house. And she's like, oh my gosh, sorry. So dirty.

And oh my God. Like was it so annoying which did you know which lot to park in or which car like whatever she says. It's very funny and then she does the whole thing of like the girl that you know only has guys as friends and she's like oh my god it was so weird. I like forgot to wear a bra today and all of a sudden I'm like why am I like hunched over? It's like because my boobs are so happy and I'm like it's so funny the way she does it. So anyway it was fun to meet her and oh I wanted to let you know that this is the news story. Jen's. has a new name for Karen, it's called Jessica. They think that the new millennial So Karen is a Gen Z but a millennial Is it Jessica? Is it Jessica?

Okay, Jessica. Yeah, because Jessica's the most popular name for the millennial age. Oh, all right. I'm fine with it. Yeah, like, all right, you know what? Save it, Jessica. Yeah. You know what? No, Jessica. Jessica. One thing I liked about Okay, Karen was the like alliteration of cucka. Yeah. So I would

there was a just no Jessica or something with a J but right I do I do like it I'm like Jesus no that's not it not Jesus but I was just like Jesus Jessica no jam it Jessica I don't think it's gonna stick Jesus is close

I don't think so either what is it fetch What is it fetch it's just that's not gonna happen Jessica stop making fetch happen It's Karen is better because of okay yeah yeah Welcome aboard Via Rail. Please sit and enjoy. Please sit and sip. Play. Post. Taste. View and enjoy.

Via Rail, love the way. Welcome aboard Via Rail. Please sit and enjoy. Please sit and sip. Play. Post. Taste. View. And enjoy. Via Rail. Love the way. Golden Globes was last night Nikki Glazer did it for I believe the second year in a row

she had tons of dresses they were all stunning and she did a great job I love this red dress on her she looks so good I almost like Jan better because of sure Jan oh but Jan is not a

maybe it's sure Jessica yeah sure Jessica that's good yeah Jess okay we'll go back to Nikki Glaser it's on my mind did you watch any of the Golden Globes or just the clips

Clips. Yeah, I mean too. Nikki Glazer, she just honestly, like, full-time, I don't want to see her anywhere else. I want to see her golden globes every year. Let her just work on it all year. I think that she will. Like, I could see you're doing it for like 10 years straight. Yeah.

She's the American Ricky Jervais. Yeah. She's really good at it. She's really, really good. And she was saying something like, people were, you know, someone walked up to her before the show, a couple days before the show. Should the celebrities be scared? And she's like, no, I hope not.

We work really hard to make it that it's funny, but it's not to that place where you'd be like devastated what was said about you. And so I do think that's, she has mastered that with her cadence and with her team of writers and stuff. And so people do feel like it's a safe space, but it's still edgy enough.

Can I ask you an industry question? Yes, dear. So you saw the clip of her with like Leo. Yes. Which was great. Yeah. So if you guys haven't seen it, Google it or whatever. Basically, she says something about him having a young girlfriend.

And then she goes, I'm sorry I had to make that joke, but literally there's nothing else we know about your personal life except that you date much younger women. That's all anyone knows about you. And I really thought that was like a really clever, funny joke. Yes. Before she makes the joke, that was all, you accomplished all of that before your girlfriend turned 30. Right. But then her apology, which was sort of cool, it wasn't an apology, but it was like, you know,

yeah, like, don't be mad. Like, that's all. I Googled you. there's nothing else. Yeah, I had to do a low-hanging fruit joke, but then the joke is because there's nothing else about you. Which is so great. We don't know if you're into checkers.

We don't know if you like, you know. Crafting. Yeah, if you are a birdwatcher. We don't know shit, except that you date really young, attractive women and they keep staying the same age while you age. His reaction, I thought, was funny. Yeah. Cute and charming and perfect.

I mean, he's the ultimate movie star. So then when Wanda Sykes comes out. So my question for you, So Wanda Sykes come out. She makes a joke at like Bill Maher's expense, which of course we all love to see. Bill Maher was also at the Golden Globes event. He did not laugh.

He was very uncharitable, I felt. It still made it funny. I didn't have, I thought it was really funny. Well, her joke was just like, and Bill Maher, you do so much, but could you do less? It's such a simple joke that if it was said about me, I would laugh at that.

Yeah. That's just like you're out and about. We just see you talking all the time and whatever, you know, you can take it however you want to the extremer just that like, could you do, could just, you know. Yeah, maybe we wish you'd do less. But he didn't laugh. So, but did her team, Nikki Glazer and the Golden Globes team write that for Wanda Sykes? Or did Wanda Sykes write that, do you think? I think sometimes it's both.

When I've done, obviously not levels of this, when I've been a presenter and stuff, the writers will give you jokes. Okay. The writers of the show will give you jokes when you present. and you can take them, tweak them, not use them at all. Okay. So you never know. They're doing great with it. Yeah.

Like it was. So then our boy Timothy Shalameh, he did win. He also won for Critics' Choice. So he won for the Marty Supreme. And Kylie Jenner's dress was to dye. It was a gold dress. And she had her hair in a slick ponytail, which was like just the perfect hair. And these like great big diamond earrings that were like kind of going up her ear.

And then I don't know if she designed this dress or how she found this dress or what, but to add these like gold, almost like necklaces that kind of went around the shoulder, it was just a really gorgeous, unique look that just showed off her best assets. She looked so good. Yeah. Beautiful. And he looked hot, even though I'm not really into that mustache. And he thanked his partner, which now he refers to her as his partner, doesn't say girlfriend.

Which we love because it's like gay, Jason. Yeah, it's like, yeah, it's like, yeah. It's not girlfriend. There was like that period of time where people got out of marrying their girlfriends because they were like, until my gay brothers and sisters can get married, we are going to hold off. Like, this is all. But anyway, this was kind of funny.

Someone put on the internet that this was her name card, that the name card was Kylie Jenner dash Shalameh. And that she was holding it, looking at it, laughing at him. and someone made it a big story. But then they react, they realized, no, this was fake. This was not, that was not her card. The card was just her name. And they were talking about something else.

Why must we parcel out fake news at all times now? We're like detect it. All time. Because anybody can just do an account and it just looks like that. It goes viral and just like somebody caught something, but it wasn't real. So this weekend, I ran into Caitlin Jenner. Oh. And, you know, we're catching up on everything.

and I she was talking about some other stuff flying planes her you know her race car driving and then I just was like have you met Timothy have you met Timothy and do you like him for Kylie and she said yes they've been together three years she likes him very much and respects his work as an actor and how much how many years he went into becoming Bob Dylan and the amount of like learning. the different instruments and he did the same thing with Marty Supreme. And, you know, he said, look, you know, Kylie, you know, is Kylie with her playing and her billions and everything. So it's going to be very hard for someone like her. It's very hard for all the girls to find a partner, a man that's at that level. So they're just a great match. And he, that's a good take. Yeah. And he's great according to Caitlin and has Caitlin's approval. So I thought that was very nice. Well, that is nice. We love a Timothy Chalomey moment. Love it. Yes. To get

Of course you had a you had time with Caitlin and you went right to Timothy Shalmay. That's right where you need to go. I know. And then I was asking about Kendall. Kendall addressed the sexual. She did on a podcast. The rumors of is she a lesbian

and in that podcast and I forgive me, I don't remember the name of the podcast but she she said no I'm not but it's funny that people always kind of thought that. Do you want to address the rumors about you or? Listen, it's really very hurtful for my man. You know what? It's like we've been together a long time and I just, I don't understand why people keep saying. Now, much like Kendall, right, I'm not opposed

to it. Yeah. I'm open to it. Is that what she said? Didn't she say she's open to it in the future? She's not against it. I think regardless, you got to say that in 2026. You can't say, I would never. Gross. Because then it looks like you're, you think that that is not right. So you have to say, sure, who's to, who's to say where I'll be in five years if the right person comes along? Well, I would say as a homosexual, that I'm perfectly fine with, because I want to know where we stand. Don't be, you know what I mean?

I like it when people have a definitive thing. I am this, I am that. Or I'm into it or I'm not. most women are open in general but if you're not that's okay there's nothing wrong with it i'm going to sexually i'm absolutely not open to making out and touching women's boobs well that's horrifying to learn after all the time we've spent with you waiting the many nights however i absolutely wouldn't mind having a woman as my wife like now this is a i want to tell you something i want jill zaren as a wife in my next life.

For your listeners, Heather did tell us that she would enjoy Jill Zeran as a wife. To decorate my home, to make me in the matzabal soup. I'm pretty sure you wanted her to be your Jewish mom.

I wanted her to be Jewish mom or my Jewish wife. Oh, either one. That's the same. A wife. I want a decorator. I want. Somebody to take care of you.

I want someone to take care of me. That's what I want. But, you know, I mean, I've already told Shannon, like we have a whole retirement plan, like providing the men go first. We're just going to live together and then just have one character.

take her take care of us both why do we have to like go to some home we can just have our own home as long we have each other that's right and um which which which is one of the reasons that we did end up finally finding men is there was a book called the sister book and we we got it we each bought it for each other the same Christmas which we've given each other the same cards and stuff over the years like on it's like we pick out the exact same car and the book was like this beautiful black and white photography book and it was like all these great sisters and some of them were famous some of them you know they're like artsy photos they all had masectomies they all got through cancer that and then there was this one photo of these two like gertrude and gladys or whatever and they had lived together their

entire life and they had never gotten married and at the time we were single women living in brentwood you suddenly looked at each other and we suddenly said okay we need to we need to I So then when Shannon met Michael, her now husband, he was like, yeah, I want to take you out Saturday night. I'm going to come from Palm Desert or whatever to take you out to dinner. And I'm like, so what are you going to do? She's like, well, I told him, no, we have plans to go see that movie on Saturday night. And I'm like, Shannon, we are going to become, but we want to become Gladys and Gertrude, but not that we're like 80. Yeah, of course.

You know, like that's what, that's the plan. Well, I would say that most straight women feel like you do. Oh, yeah. Like particularly ones who are like, oh, I'm into it. I'm like, no, you're not. You're not into it. What you're into is somebody, you have an friend. Yeah.

Which is what normal human beings do. You just want a friend. You know what I mean? It's like a, because it's women. Yeah. Because women can be close friends. Yeah, because boys want to be with boys and girls want to be with girls. And that's it.

That's why it's such a. weird thing to even be a gay person. It's just like, why am I, why? It's just normal. Julie has a whole thing with like, it's me and you and Shannon. Are you a little bit homophobic, Julie? Yes. They call it even that.

It's internalized homophobia. Yeah. Because it's like, it's just when I, my experience is just being around so many women is that women in general, men too, like being with each other. Yeah. But then there's the sexual component, which makes it different. But at the end of the day, that's what's so confused. confusing is that ultimately women especially can get very close and have close friendships.

So it's just like, of course you want a wife. Every woman wants a wife because that's what we are. We're wives. Even in a friendship, we're wives. You know what I mean? Totally. I agree. It's just bizarre.

I know. And it's more and more as you get older. Like everyone's just like, so let's, like, is every, like in group chats, is Saturday night husbands two or just girls? Just girls. Weird. It's so funny. It's so weird.

It's so weird. And then Julie never wants to be in the photos with us. Yeah. She's always like, no, I don't want one guy in the photo. And it's like, and it's like, and you and Shannon. And like three like girls from the country club. And then Julie's like right there. And I'm like, and it's just like, my mother looks at the pictures.

They're like, who's that? I'm like, it's me. Who's that guy? It's me. Why'd they let you in the photo? Why are they? Why did they let you in the picture? Because I'm one of the girls too.

Anyway, I do also think not only does Kendall have the challenge of also being extremely successful to find someone at that match, but she's a tall. She's a tall. Oh, a tall. Yes. And even Caitlin has said that she tried to set her up with, you know, super successful young person. And I was like, can I? And it didn't work out. I go, but Caitlin, how tall was.

the sky and she's like well yeah probably not tall enough yeah if kate if kendall wanted to wear six feet tall yeah and then you want to wear heels and all that and so that's why she goes for basketball players sometimes but okay getting on jennifer lawrence had the look is still in with the sheer but this was like the flowers put in all the the booby parts and the crotch part and what do you think of this outfit okay i thought first of all i thought she looked beautiful um her i i love i love I love the way the shape of the dress and the flowers made her legs look. I thought her legs look phenomenal. There's something about the flowers hanging down the crotch area that made me think of like a huge bush.

And it was also, even though we're getting rid of giving, it was also making me feel a feeling of, I'm like in Adam and Eve and I'm wearing like leaves to cover or I'm in naked and afraid. this is one of those where for certain angles it looked better than others and then the wallpaper made she had like this like cloth

around her that's like a shawl but it almost looks like like wallpaper I used to have like in a bathroom in the 80s I don't know I in the end I don't know if I love it I can totally approve it that literally is exactly what when I was 12 and I came home and my mother redid my bedroom

that's what it looked like The balloon's on the window. Like on the top of a window where it's like ballooning. Yeah. You know? Like a valent. Horrified. But that's what that reminds me.

Her body looks at that. Her body looks snatched to me. Everyone's the best. Kate Hudson. Finally, Kate Hudson is, I will never, ever get over when Kate Hudson was nominated for best actress for that. Almost famous. Almost famous. And she did her hair curly.

and she had these weird shoulder pads. It was one of the worst outfits. Hate. So now she's got this sing-song blue show, a movie that everyone says is great. I saw it. Was it great? Beautiful. And this silver dress, it's perfect for her shoulders, her boob size.

It's the best look she's ever had. It was just stunning. And the way it, like, photographed, the hair was just a low split, you know, parted down the middle, a low bun. Bunn, I think she could have done more with the hair, but still, I give her a 10 for her. You used to do Kate Hudson, Heather. Didn't you? I did. I thought you'd do her like fabletics and it was fucking. I think I did a long time ago, but yeah. Her body is great. That movie is good. She's so good in the movie. She's so good in the movie. Did she win? Do we know?

I always think when you're someone that's going to all these events. So now you know you've got critics choice, you've got this and you've got two more others. And obviously you want the best one for the Oscars. And it's like, how do you like decide? Like, these are my four favorites. I want to get attention in the dress early on so that people are thinking about me. But the best one has to be saved for the Oscars.

But you also want the one that you think you might win. Like if you think you might not win the Oscar, but you might win the Golden Globe, then maybe you want. You better just love them all. Yeah. Okay, J-Lo wore a sheer thing with the, it was like, sheer with like brown, swirling.

and then like a fish tail bottom. Now the only thing I noticed was the bronzer was a little off. Look how much bronze is at the top of the forehead? And then I just thought this needed to be like the bronzer needed to stop the here at the forehead. But other than that, I loved it. It's a little bit too much under her cheeks or something. I loved it.

I thought it was a unique look. I think she looks. And she presented. Sick. Like, wow. She always delivers. And then what are their names again? John Krasinski.

Can I please get a close up on his. his face because I don't understand. Is he in some glass? Oh, there we go. I don't know. He wore a turtleneck with a velvet blazer suit. And then she wore just like a beautiful dress. And I almost had like a little capelet look kind of 60s.

I just thought they went really well together as a couple. I just like that like 60s. Julie would say that and we're not going to get political. We're going to just leave it here. But Julie would say that it looks like something Melania Trump would wear. Because she loves a capelet. What, Brandy? I don't know what you mean.

The same looks fabulous. They do look good. I generally don't like a turtleneck in general, but I feel like since you just pointed out that it was sort of like a whole thing. I think it was a whole thing that was put together. Like a very 60s luck. And then our girl from white lotus with,

I forgot her name, she's split between her teeth. What is her name? Is her name like Annie something? I forget. So she was there and she wore just a classic black dress. off the shoulder, big puffy bottom, tight in the waist. But the hair was horrible.

This is what it looks like when you go to the bridal store and you're trying it on. Like how did you not like curl it, put it back, do something with it? I'm not into that dress either. I'm not into the dress, but the hair is worse than the dress. The hair, this was really, really bad and I'm going to say it. And I'm sorry, I don't know your name, but it wasn't good. We love her though. Yeah.

I love her acting. Hated that luck. Britney Snow, lesbian hunting wives. I thought this was just so, like, unique and kind of classic. It's not what I would wear, but because you have such a tiny body, like, we could have showed off a waist in a whole thing. But it's kind of chic and the way she did her hair low. I think she's going for a Guinezalachro type of vibe.

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That's for the podcast, which is Amy Poehler. And I, based on the people that were nominated, which I'll go through, is why I knew that she would win. You're not going to give it to three men smartless who are all movie stars. Not in 2026, bitch. You're not going to give it to one man, Dak Shepard, who is all over the internet as people analyzing him and Kristen Bell's relationship.

They just had share on. It was a very awkward, awkward situation. And a lot of people are analyzing him as a husband and a narcissist and all this other stuff. So I knew he wasn't going to win. Okay. Then you're not going to do. go with the grifters, Jay Shetty and Mel Robbins.

No. You're not going to go with Caller Daddy, even though she's been doing it for, I don't know, eight or ten years just because she's too young. So let's go with someone everybody likes. No one has ever said one negative thing about Amy Polar. She is taking it seriously. She's doing a good job. She hasn't even had the show for a year.

Oh, my God. And, but, you know, she gave a nice speech. thanked everybody, made a joke that, you know, PBS, you know, should have jokingly saying it's a good thing they didn't win, meaning like they should have won. And, and I think, and, you know, that if I was to say who, why I think she's the safest bet to win, they wanted to invite the people to get the attention on the Golden Globes and that those people would come. Right. But also, you know, it's amazing when you, when then when she stands up there and she thanks the 29 people that work on the show and I'm just like, oh,

Exactly. Well, in my speech, yeah. Like, yeah. Thanks to Drake and Peter. Yeah. And I definitely would do a snoop dog. And most importantly, I'd like to think myself. Yeah.

Definitely want to thank myself. Yes. Don't forget our Lord and Savior. Yes. And Mary, tirelessly, Virgin Mary. No. She's really likable. It's a good show.

I'm glad she won. But I'm just telling you, I totally predicted that it would be her for all those reasons. On the Globes, like nominating committee. I would have, or the voting committee, I would have voted for SmartList probably. I mean, I think that they did a great job this year. I mean, I saw one of the funniest clips. You saw that, I'm sure, with Conan O'Brien.

Yeah. And I mean, I think they've been doing it longer than her. I think she's great. I'm nothing against her. I mean, it's just hard when you're in this game to be like. Happy for the person that's an A-List star that started it six months ago. Even Bill Marr.

It's like, The more is a whole TV show. What are even doing there? I mean, even call her daddy, though she's young, she's done it for 10 years, you know, and she does certainly have a bigger show than. Yeah. And she's, you know, turned into like straight up interviews and stuff. So she's not doing all like the sex stuff, whatever.

But who, you know, who knows with these voting things? Is it really real? Remember when they used to do that where they'd be like, and now for the accounting firm, they'd say, da, da, da, da, they bring out the suitcases and like, who cares? No, there's no, again, nobody. nobody cares it's not going to make a difference just make the show so it's entertaining but it's the first big real like podcast award category legitimately this is that first time it's ever been in any kind of level like this so that's why this whole thing is important just in general even though it's

clearly political and whatever it's um it's representation matters and now it's like here we go yeah okay get step and drake so also there Sean Penn what did you They get to step and drink, step up the games. Also, Sean Penn got caught smoking at his table. Oh, I am alive. You are not going to tell him that he has to go outside with the valets to get a cigarette. He's Sean Penn and his forehead screams, I'm a smoker. The man has not stopped smoking since 1980 for a second.

Like literally, he hasn't literally stopped doing this. Maybe, maybe, I mean, maybe since 85. But every interview, every single time he isn't doing acting, he's smoking. And I have to say as a smoker myself, until January 20th. That's right. The level of balls and you have to have a certain type of like, I don't give a fuckness toad to be able to smoke in a room. I can't even go outside in California 50 feet from an entryway to a door outside. We've been smoking at, she's been smoking at the abbey and someone inside, but they're outside.

It's an outside place. But they're outside, they're inside the door. Yeah. Outside the door. And they're like, excuse me. I'm eating. And I'm like, I'm smoking because I'm outside. Like, I can't even, but I'm not even, but then I have to like, sorry.

Like, there's nowhere we can be. It's everyone's offended by it. And so for this man, the way, the reason I'm so into it is not only that he's just being himself and smoking, but the level. of like like like cahones and just all of it just to smoke in there you just it's it's beyond unbelievable if you have not watched princess bride on today's TVs on the 4K like TV I'll let you know Robin Wright Penn was a full-time smoker as well who is his X Y because you can see it in the teeth and I'm like, oh wow, I've never,

watching 80s movies on like today's TVs is like a whole thing. It's like, wow, okay, wow, I didn't never realize that was what was going on with your teeth or anything. So, yeah, no, they like to smoke. I mean, he went to like El Chapo's, like, house in Mexico.

I was always, I'm always very shocked when I find out anyone's a smoker. It's, yeah, it's crazy. I just found out you were. You barely smoke around me. Okay. No, well, I don't, it's more, it's more, it's rare. It's rare, it's rare, but it's, but it's, but it's,

but it's in my life I have to Okay, switching gears, breaking Real Housewives of O.C. news. Katie, Janella, who is the beautiful Korean, I believe she's Korean girl, adopted into her family, told that story,

has her second husband and her three or four kids. She is leaving the show. And she said after two seasons as a cast member of Real House of OC, the network has decided to move forward with season 20, without me while disappointing. It's not entirely surprising after seeing how season 19 played out.

I'm incredibly grateful for the love support. I received appreciated. Representation matters. And I'm proud to have shown up authentically. My story does not end here. Okay. So, listen, I do think I think that was the right move. I don't think it's surprising. I mean, look, it's the 20-year anniversary. And I think they're going to bring back like, oh, geez. I think they're, going to do a lot of flashbacks. I think they're going to try to make it really fun and kind of like the, you know, the memorable thing. Like the whole season's just going to be like memories and like and all. Yes. And so I just don't think there's a place for, especially with all the issues of like accusing her of being like a pathological liar and stuff. I just don't know how you'd work that in.

And she wasn't like particularly late like funny or memorable or whatever in what they showed. not saying that she couldn't be more entertaining doing something else, but in what we saw, yeah, she's right. Yeah. Of course you're not going to be picked. It's Vicky. They're going to be whooping it up. They're going to be sporting like whipped cream into each other's vaginas.

And they're going to be doing weird shit. And it's, I think they, I do think you're right. They're going to want it to be fun and funny. She was for all she brought to the show just in terms of drama, I guess. She just wasn't, she wasn't high energy. She wasn't entertaining. Those girls on OC, like, you know, they, they can be, like, wildly entertaining. Yeah.

You know, even Heather, who, you know, doesn't necessarily act like that. I mean, Heather was like a full-on, like, pothead all through Amsterdam. Like, she even surprised, you know. Yeah, like, now I'm like, okay, now that's what they're doing. Yeah. Yeah. So, well, good luck to her. I predict that she and her husband will do some type of YouTube show together.

Oh. That's my prediction. Okay. Real House Life's Assault Lake City had a, they're in Greece, and it was their final episode, so this week will be the reunion. And they did this thing that I was like, are you kidding me? So they go and they're like, oh, this woman's going to write us a Greek play. And she's going to interview all of us about each other. So they all talk about themselves and each other. And then each girl wears a matching scarf. So if I'm wearing orange scarf, I see the girl wearing orange on stage and that's who's me. And it was like so long and lame. And I'm like, who, what person on

production wrote this out? And it was another one of those moments that Brandy always brings up like, hey, guys, let's play a game at lunch. What's the meanest thing that you've ever thought about someone at this table? I'll go first. Brandy? I don't like that you have three pierced earrings in one ear. I don't like it. And I've said it to all the girls and we've talked about it incessantly. And then you pull out your phone and show the group chat that I'm not on where everyone's like, it's just trashy. Are those diamonds even real?

I will say, Heather told us, and they are, not for nothing. They're very tiny, though, that she fell asleep, which was classic Heather. Because it wasn't a play. It was all of them standing up there and it was like, and then the lady turned to her sister and said, you only care about material goods. And without recognizing your own goods, you lash out at others and are feeling insecure

to the bottom of your bone and your shoes aren't nice. What? Like, I don't even know it. It was so, and it would be like eight people. That was a good impression. They were doing a Greek. tragedy, which, you know. Only Julie knows what that even is.

And so it's just like, you know, so of course the one person was talking and then it's them and the thing and they're, whatever. It was a take on a Greek tragedy. And I do believe that that woman was like, probably makes half a living doing that in Greece with like tourists who come in. It's like, we're going to come in and get a Greek tragedy written about us. And then it's the whole thing and they do it. But I was

actually, I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I watched it twice. What did you love about it? That they, first of all, they're all sitting there with their scarves. And it was the first time, too, where it was also a take on like when they get in costumes and then get in fights. Yeah.

Which is another thing that we love. Another trope. But because they were wearing the scarf and then they were watching themselves and hearing the words that they had told the lay. I loved all of it. And that lady or whoever wrote this tragedy nailed. Almost all of them I don't think she wrote it I think somebody on staff

wrote it but whatever I think that they got I think they were too easy on Mary Crosby but I think that they pretty much got most of them most importantly Heather Gay

they nailed I thought they nailed Bronwyn Heather Gay I think also in whoever wrote it was like and then without our sisters we are nothing which told

this everybody like hey idiots yes you better play in the slant in the sand with these bitches or you will be left on an island by yourself and you won't be asked back so unless you guys all make up yep and and don't say i can't do this anymore i won't work with this person you have one chance to make up so that we have another season yeah because we are the producers and we'd all like to get another season out of you here's what i love i love that yes i love that first of all the look on their faces realizing, oh, we all went in and did the interview with the playwright. It's so good. And they start to realize, oh, everyone said, I'm fake.

I have the three earring holes. You know, I'm a pathological liar. I'm a narcissist. I mean, all of that. So then they're all like, it's all hitting them. I run the show. That was great. And then me just, of all the things, and we all know, it's don't do this at my charity event.

Who do you hate? When was the last time you had sex? that dumb game they all play. Do you do it in the butt? Yeah. Let's talk anal. Yeah, always the annual car. Do you spit or swallow? So to do this, I imagine like an associate producer who's busy frank inviting quotes who went in and pitched like, I think while we're in, you know, Greece, we should do a Greek tragedy. And I was so happy for whoever that person was. That was like, at least it was something we'd never seen. And they were all dragged to filth. Except.

for the ones that weren't but like to see Bronwyn and then she then Braun breaks down thank god and brawond had like a nice phone she's like yeah you know what i'm really sorry yeah i really didn't realize where that insecurity was coming from and i do want to work more in these friendships i mean she's really come to be quite uh likable this season for sure her taking it in even if it was just a performance and owning it i was like slow clap i mean she was on my nerves last season with the lying about the jewelry and the lying all the time and constantly totally not trustworthy. Someone tells her something and in the next scene she weaponizes it. And I'm just like, God, man, she's just like sucks. And then so for her to take that and then admit it,

I was like, oh, wow, that's great. Like that's why that finale was so good. But then, of course, who doesn't take it in is Heather Day, who they said is nurse. I mean, she has lost her goddamn mind. The woman has lost her mind. Spinoff went well you know she is pretty big deal now yeah she's pretty big deal now come on huge deal too big yeah little too big yeah too big yeah so and she also uh you know so also there was you know talk of that one of them did have their stomach pumped at one point during filming wow and it came up again and other discussions um in the internet world and yeah i mean i think people think it's the night that Heather Gay had five espresso martinis,

which I think would make anybody sick, quite honestly. But as the town drunk, I have never had my stomach pumps. Of course, I have T-Ted in my pants, though. And she did do that in the van. Right. Peeped or shit? She, no, I thought I didn't, she didn't, she didn't shit her pants. We don't know.

Oh, I thought she just peed her pants and then vomited. Oh. But that's probably what's told them she's got to go. God's a medical issue. But that does seem like also, I mean, who hasn't been too drunk when they haven't just thrown up in the, you know what I mean? If you're a drinker, then you've got, you know, a couple moments in your life. Yeah. And you either, of course.

You either shit your pants or you wake up with a black eye. Right. And write two books about it without telling what really happened. Ever to this day. To this day. Oh, that. Yeah. The finale was great.

I am fucking dying for the reunion. The clips are so good. And do you think that Andy Cohen walk off and we'll discuss this with you and you'll be discussing on the show, but since do you think that was real? I think it's just a moment where he can't get a word in and he just literally has a splitting headache and he's just done this for 20 years and he just walks off. That's what I think. He needs a shot.

He needs like. Yeah. I just think he's just like, ugh. Yeah. Let this be over, you know. Real House of Beverly Hills had a very boring episode, but it could be building into something. This girl, Amanda, you know, people. People are criticizing her online saying, oh, she's new money, but she makes her money by manifesting it and then teaching others how to manifest money.

And you can buy a coaching sessions for as much as $11,000 that also include meeting her in person. And then you learn those tools. And then you can start your own coaching business and your own writing books and podcasts and all that stuff. this has always been around. And my day it was called a motivational speaker. When I was doing real estate, this guy came to the real estate office and was like for $1,600, which would be like, you know, 5,000 now, every Tuesday, whatever, come to this meeting. We're going to motivate you how to get listings and all stuff.

And also at the end, we're all going to go skydiving. Well, skydiving was something always wanted to do. So I was like, can I do this? So my parents paid for me to do this. motivational speaker thing. And I remember like he was always this guy was just like, I get up every day at 4.30 in the morning. It's always about getting at 4.30 in the morning. Why? Why can't someone just work later at night? Why do that have to be at 4.30 in the morning. I do it. And so one time I called

him at like 9 to like ask him a question. And he's like, oh, hello? Yeah, he's a liar. And I'm like, you're sleeping. Like what are you talking about? So then eventually I got to signing up for the, for this for the skydiving. And it was. And it was, wasn't even included in the 1600. So then I paid for it and I went skydiving. I guess you didn't manifest it because the thing is that what you need to do is manifest whatever it is that you want to do. So if you wanted to make money, I would say part of it is like manifesting it.

You know what I mean? That's really the most important thing that when I teach my students is manifesting. What really clicked for me. Yes. was realizing that when you can identify the goal and the image that you see your future self, but also keeping in mind, who's that little girl? I don't want to leave her behind. I want that little girl to live the life that I know that she can live.

And that life is one of abundance and goal setting. And by waking up every day and just getting on a. bed and brushing your teeth and doing affirmations saying I deserve the wealth, then it's just one more step to doing it. And by learning the tools and coming on our three-day weekend. Someone asked me recently, what are the tools for? What are the tools for making money? And it's easy. The tools are such as, like you said, like I, you said. What are the tools? wake up in the morning, think about what you're thinking, and then take those thoughts and think them. And that is the most important thing. And I know that when my students pay $16,000

for this advice, I also give them very specific, very specific advice. And I say, why has it worked in the past? Why hasn't it worked in the past? Right. Why has it not worked? Because the past, tell them. Tell them. Tell them. Yes. Is in the past. Exactly. The past is in the past. You know what today is? Tell them. Tell them. Today is only today.

Okay. You could only accomplish so much today that you cannot accomplish tomorrow. And that person that's pulling you by the hair. Don't let them. Don't let them. That's your past you. That's right. And so here are the ten commandments of Heather's hilarious abundance of abundance of abundance of

abundance of money. Okay. One, wake up and say, I'm worth it. Two, feed your soul with breakfast knowing that that is going to give you the energy to create the money. Write it down. Three. Pay attention. Write it down. Go ahead. Keep going. Three. Stretch. Stretch it out. Also stretch out your money. You're not going to make more money and lets you stretch your inner soul, your inner thighs. Exactly. And your inner wallet. Open your legs. Four.

Four. Walk around. Walk around. And say, I deserve to be rich. Period. I deserve to be rich. That's not taking from anybody else. That's saying what I deserve.

That's right. That's right. Six. Five. Sex sells. I'm not saying necessarily, but you should check out Holyfans. It could be for you and it's the quickest way to make money. Not you though.

Not you. Not you. Over there? Absolutely not. But you three, for sure. Those three over there, definitely. Seven. Absolutely.

Go on. Seven. Yes. If you can't do it alone, find a partner who's rich. Exactly. That could be the old man down the street that his heirs aren't visiting him? Yes. Why don't you bring him an apple pie?

He doesn't need to be in a wheelchair alone. No, he doesn't. No, he does not. He does not at all. You got two more. Three, but no, it's counting. Eight. Yes.

do what seems natural. You know what? Do what seems natural. If you like to buy throw pillows, be an interior decorator. Exactly. That is what you should do.

Get some clients, overcharge them, and buy some throw pillows. So easy. Why not? So easy. What are we doing? I think I'm on 10.

Good. Good. Last one. Start a podcast. Start a podcast. Everyone can start a podcast. Yes. everybody wants to listen to your thoughts. Yes. And all you have to do is get a mic. Yep. You don't have a friend. Buy a stuffed animal. Yep. Buy a stuffed animal or a fake baby doll and get into a mom's group. Yep. And then expose that mom's group as being toxic and then become friends with Ashley Tisdale because she doesn't have any friends left. Thank you. Thank you all for coming today. Thank you. Heather will be available to sign and to speak to you for 75.

$25 extra. Okay? And if you want to be part of the MLM, you can come to the other room and we'll talk about- We don't call it MLM anymore. We call associates that thrive to bring others around them up to the top. If you wanted to be in the- podcast network. Yeah.

If you want to be in the entrepreneurial group. Right. That brings people up. Let's meet. We'll meet later. I did appreciate the show editing her as one-upping. I normally, I'm not really that indoor, but the way the show had, I was finding great joy and pleasure in it. I paid $10,000 for a crystal one time at a dinner.

$10,000. You know what is positive about these housewife shows is sometimes it's good to see something like that to go, I wonder if I ever do that. And if I do, I don't want to do it. Because sometimes you need to see it on somebody on TV living their life that's somewhat relatable. and that's like your age or a young mom or whatever. And yeah, when she just talked about, yeah, when I bought your sister's house, I was like, let me get this motherfucker. And then I made some really great choices.

Thank God, like I got rid of that black and white floor for her. And then I was like, this looks so good because I have such an eye. I think I'm just going to stay in this dump. Once the tennis court was finished. Yeah. It was really all upward from there. I think I do it. I think, but I think I do it in the thing where I think, oh, I'm just relating.

Like if somebody goes, oh, I have a chihuahua. I'm like, oh, my God, I have a chihuahua too. I don't think I'm like upping them because obviously my chihuahua is like a million times cuter than theirs and tinier. But that would be the one uping. That's why you don't, what she would do if you said, I have a chihuahua. Oh, my God, I have the best chihuahua. I have the best chihuahua on the planet.

I got it for, that's what she would. This is what she would do. This is what she would do. I have, I have, I just love my chihuahua. So, oh my gosh, that's so interesting. I have always had chihuahuas. And now it's like everyone's having chihuahuas. But currently my number one chihuahua just got a modeling deal.

Oh. She's actually with Kendall Jenner doing a Super Bowl commercial. And that would make me feel bad. Yeah. And even if that happened, I just woke up one day and I manifested my chihuahua. Right. Manifested it. On a commercial during Super Bowl.

I wrote it down. Three weeks later, I got the call. Is your Chihuahua available to be in a Super Bowl commercial? For $200,000. Now, not only am I feeling bad that my Chihuahua's ug and can't do modeling, I'm also feeling bad that I'm not doing enough manifesting. I'm not working hard enough to get my Chihuahua the job. It hits on all levels.

She might be the greatest, what do you call it? You know, the thrower of a hot potato that's ever been alive. I'm going to come up with something that nobody else has ever come up with. Okay. See it. Say it. Believe it. Achieve it.

Oh. Be it. Wow. Wow. Wow. See it. See it. Say it.

Believe it. Achieve it. See it. See it in your head. Say it. I want my chihuahua on a Super Bowl commercial. Say it. Believe it.

Believe it. It's going to happen. Achieve it. He got the call. The call. be it he is now on a commercial and just embody it and I embody that's the one uping um I already came up with that and say it see it be it achieve it embody embody it embody it then get it that I mean you know I mean it's cute that you thought of that but like it's the get it part that's

can't appreciate what I do as a manifesting mama guru Oh, whoa. The branding's there. Drake, Pat and Matt right now. Manifesting Mama. Because if not, you know. Manifesting Mama is my new. It's by going to be my third book.

I have, you'll never blue ball in this town again. My inappropriate life. Manifesting Mama. Oh, my God. And if people say, what is that? I'm going to say, let them make fun. Another great slogan you came up with. And then from another grifter.

It's amazing. It's, you know. It's amazing. It is absolutely. Sorry she didn't win in her podcast category. Credible. What else happened? Really nothing. Oh, you know one thing I noticed is when they get on the plane to go to Sedona and they talk

about what did you bring, you know, Rachel? And she's like, it's just like a lot of caftans. It's very Sedona. I like a felt hat. Can I just have to say that the things on the bottom, the subtitles, said cuff tans. Because she went cuff tons. Yeah. And it wrote cuff tans.

It's like a lot of chunky jewelry. A lot of, you know. And then, you know, of course, Kyle walks in wearing a bunch of aqua, including her burkin, like a dish. Of course. Then she's like, Amanda's wearing only Louis Vuitton as big as her head. That's her. She's into labeling stuff. Of course, Bose just walks in like a queen.

I'm like, here's the thing. Can nobody be snarky about Bose? I like Bose, but you can't tell me you like every outfit she's ever worn. everybody is just like Bose is the greatest Bose is the smartest Boz and like but then you're talking about

everybody else's outfit but then Bose walks in as a freaking quain why was she what dressed up to queen I know I didn't even describe her outfit didn't show her even to show us what she was even wearing like just weird you guys are terrified like just whatever

of saying anything but only complimentary things thank God for Rachel Zoh though because she I told this is what I told Garcell I was like I do feel like Garcel was funny on it And she's gone and I'm like, we need, like, not a lot of the rest of them are really funny. Erica's pretty funny, but I mean, Rachel Zoe is funny to me. And yeah, Eric is just kind of like nice and happy.

Remember there was a time where she was like falling off chairs and getting drunk because she was so depressed. But now she's getting, you know, nicely boned by this like former special ops guy that's like age appropriate and she's like happy and just so she's like pretty normal. Yeah. So she's normal and good. And that's about it. we have something very exciting because many of you guys know I do juicy crimes every Wednesday and brandy and Julie are here and we are going to now record our juicy crimes so you can listen to more Brandy and Julie tomorrow we have a handful of crimes I want to get into some that

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