Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Brandy and Julie, Hollywood Divorces, Gay Husbands and Fake babies

Episode Date: October 21, 2025

Brandy Howard, Julie Goldman and I are in San Francisco! After seeing their show, Nightmare on Strip Street, we recorded in the Battery hotel. John Stamos stands up Lori Loughlin. Are gay husbands the answer? RHOC stylists hate them. Kylie is a pop star. RHOM is wretched. Is RHONY coming back? The Louvre is robbed. So juicy, so funny! Enjoy! -For a limited time, get a HUGE discount on the iRESTORE Elite + Illumina Face Mask Bundle with code JUICY at https://iRestore.com  -Treat yourself to the most comfortable and innovative bras on earth and save 20% Off sitewide at https://honeylove.com/JUICY  -Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at https://SHOPIFY.COM/JUICYSCOOP  Subscribe to my new show Juicy Crimes!: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/juicycrimes⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Stand Up Tickets and info: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://heathermcdonald.net⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Subscribe to Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald and get extra juice on Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/JuicyScoopPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/juicyscoop ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Watch the Juicy Scoop On YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@JuicyScoop⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Shop Juicy Scoop Merch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://juicyscoopshop.com ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow Me on Social Media: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/heathermcdonald ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@heathermcdonald⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@HeatherMcDonaldOfficial⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ #JuicyScoop Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Heather McDonald has got the Juicy Scoop. When you're on the road, when you're on the go, Juicy Scoop is the show to know. She talks Hollywood Tales for real life, Mr. Segment Serial Data and Serial Sister, you'll be a... Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. Today we have a very special episode. San Francisco Edition with the stars, your favorite girls,

stars of dumb, gay podcast. I called it gay dumb, but it's dumb, leads the gay. And so in that case, we have Brandy Howard, Julie Goldman, San Francisco edition.

We are recording from a stunning place. Stunning. This is the battery in San Francisco. It's on Battery Street in the financial district. And our room is gorgeous. We had a fabulous dinner last night. Oh, my God.

It was amazing, like private boutique members only hotel. But you can rent, I mean, you can book a room and have, and then therefore have dinner there. So it's very private, very chic. And then prior to that, the reason we came up is because Brandy and Julie have been doing this great live show. Nightmare on Strip Street, which is such a fun Halloween, but it's like could go on forever. And you guys wrote the whole show and it's lots of. dancing and the best music, and it's all like owed to the best horror stars of the last three decades of movies. And it's funny and it's sexy, but not too sexy that you'd feel

weird. Right. Yeah, well, you went with Drakey Pit. I went with Drakey, but let's just remind people what Drake's life is like. Okay. I mean, the other day he said to me, he's like, oh, just my life cutting another clip of my mom talking about another man's dick size because I was talking about, Yeah, the Wood song with Stewart. And does that mean that Travis Kelsey has a nine-inch dick or a 2.3 inch dick? We don't know. It's a mystery. And then also, of course, we talked about Kim Kardashian's dick.

Furry, her fake, her faux bush underwear. And he had to cut that clip to. So he has a weird life. But going back to the show, it's not too sexy that you'd feel awkward or anything. It's like just really great dancers. and you're so funny in it, Julie, and it's just such a good show. So if you happen to be in San Francisco for the next couple weeks,

you absolutely have to go. We were at the 4 o'clock Sunday show, and it was sold out. So if you don't buy your tickets today, I don't know that they're going to have a chance. I know. I think the rest of the run might be pretty sold. But it's hard to say since we're getting closer to Halloween. But I'm sure there's seats available.

And we did take you on stage, Heather, for some sexy season. We don't want to reveal all the fun that happens in the show. We're not really supposed to. But I was surprised. I looked cute enough, but I think if I knew I had to come on stage, I probably would have changed, did a little different on my outfit. But it was perfect. We had one of our, like, one of our, like, original 14 listeners, because you know we only have 14 listeners. Because, you know, we only have 14 listeners. He was Natalie.

She was there. Now, we didn't call her on stage. We called you. Would you have been, what would you have thought if we just called a rando and not you? I would have been completely fine with that. Like I was not expecting anything. When you said try to get an aisle seat, I thought it was because maybe like the dancers came through the aisles and did something,

you know, and like whatever, put your face in your tits. I thought I was hoping for something more like that. I know. So, no, I did not know. You did not,

I did not suspect anything when you said that. But it was so fun and so great. And it was awesome. And then we had a beautiful dinner. Oh. And then we worked on, it's a full work trip. worked on the live show that we're doing,

which we're getting more and more excited about. People don't even know. The stuff we have up our sleeves, November 14th, at the MGM grant. Now, it is at 10 p.m., which is a lot later than the 4 p.m. show that I went to last night. So, ladies, you need to pace yourself, especially if you're going to be at BravoCon all weekend.

Brace yourself and pace yourself. You do not want to be sloppy wasted drunk for my show. You want to be just the right. amount of after-dinner buzz. And it's Vegas. The sloppiness comes, there's plenty of time. There is.

Be sloppy. After the show. Saturday or Sunday, be sloppy. I mean, there's just, there's so much time. When was the last time you did stand-up? Oh, I just did it at my country club. I'm doing another country club event.

Oh, okay. She's a country club guy. On the seventh, yeah. And yeah, so I'm excited. It'll have some stand-up in it and some fun, lots of fun stuff. All three of us are just, like bugging on with like weird creative energy. Yeah. I don't know why we are horny for this show.

Yeah. It's going to be so good. Well, I'm excited. So good. So let's get into some hot topics that happened. Now I thought this was pretty interesting. You know, Britney Spears, uh, former husband, KFed has written a book. I will be reading it. Um, I cut a clip talking about it and I did an invite to collab. And if those of you that don't know that, that it, how it works is you'll see that someone like mentioned you in an Instagram and you, if you say yes to the collab, it means it actually goes on their feed and KFED did collab with me. Whoa. And I would really like to have KFET on the show.

I know some people are like, what's this, you know, like Cardi B or somebody, some artists are talking about what a little bitch he is. Nikki Minaj. I'm a Nikki Minaj. He shouldn't be saying anything. And I'm like, listen, this is his, you know, this is his life too. and they're like, well, why is he doing it now? And I think he probably, based on their financial agreement,

I think he couldn't maybe write about her or talk about her or do interviews about her while there was a agreement going on. Now that the boys are older, this is probably the first time he can actually do something like this. And she is the mother of his kids. So yeah, like if you, that is, sorry that it's Brittany, but that is his former wife. co-parent. So yeah, he has a story to tell. He definitely has a right to tell his story.

Yeah. But does that mean we're into it? No. I mean, we're not. We still would be happy to hear him come on your show and then we can all talk shit about him, you know? Yeah, I mean, and I would ask all the tough questions, but also, you know, I think, yeah, I think it could be interesting. Well, what kind of tough question would you ask him? Give us an example, like about the finances. I mean, I want to ask about his, for the first girl, the cute, the cute pretty girl. Shar Jackson? Yeah, and those two kids and what that was like in the beginning. Do the kids all talk to each other and get along?

Because then he had a third wife that he had a couple kids with. And what was it like? Remember when he and Brittany tried to do that weird show on like the WB? They tried to have like their own reality show for a minute. Are you kidding? Chaotic? Yeah. That's right.

That's right. It is so good. Yeah, there's just a lot. And of course, I would read the book. I'm one of the few interviewers that read the book before I interview you. So if you have a book coming out, you want a great interview before you say yes to a bunch of people that are reading cards that their producers wrote, I actually read the book. Yeah.

You read Chenate O'Connor. Oh, I read everything. Yeah. I read everything. Yeah. Now, let me just get into, so this is interesting. So Brittany went off and she did her posts and, you know, there was plenty of posts with the brown sensible pumps.

They're back in full of full of phone. fact, fedora, you know, a summer dress with a winter heel. It's a lot going on. However, she did write some things where she's pissed about the book, kind of calling out her sons too, saying this one I haven't seen in so long, this one I barely talked to. Like, you need to come to me. But then this is where the juicy part came, where the juicy scooper said it to me. She also wrote, I might even start my own radio podcast. This is for a radio podcast. And thank you to the people supporting my heart right now. I know you guys understand it hurts and Perez Hilton, you are the absolute adorable and you made my heart smile. So, you know, Perez is doing his work.

Now listen, again, yeah, would that be fun if she does a podcast? Do we think that she could no, just like Wendy Williams, Wendy Williams has been talking about her radio podcast for the last five years. We know how hard this is. We know that you have to be consistent. Even with all the handholding in the world, it's not going to continue if you're not someone that's in a state of mind of being consecutive and consistent and doing work. Underpaid, undervalued, overworked. You have to be a self-manager. You have to be willing to just like get up, do the work. But listen, I was interviewed by Brittany once. So I just think about when I was at the Chateau, Vermont. Well, maybe she'll have you on when she has a radio.

She put the candle on her head. She took the thing off the other and put the couch. She goes, do you believe in Jesus? Do you believe that Jesus turned water into wine? So, I mean, it could be a fun interview. It could be, it could be, whoever she interviews could be a very different kind of interview show. Well, I mean, it's through the grapevine. It's saying that one of the top five first people that she's going to get is you.

So, like, I think that. It's on the streets. Yeah, the word on the street is that that's one of the top. So you should just get ready. because it's going to be, you know what I mean? Oh, please. Of course you all wish her well. She's giving us so much joy.

Oh, I saw someone do a really fun video. They did a Britney wean. So everyone for their Halloween-themed party had to dress in some phase of Britney. So there was the red outfit that remember Ramona Singer did. Yes. It was like the karaoke thing. There was all the someone with a snake. Yeah, the circus outfit.

I mean, it could be, it was, that's a fun idea. So celebrate her. Okay, now a little update on our girl, Wendy. Yes. And Wendy from Real Housewives of Potomac. She did a post and she said, and through it all, God remains faithful. Thank you for the outpouring of love, support, prayers for myself,

and most importantly, my family during this time, we are forever grateful. Just to remind you guys, this is Wendy from Potomac. And she and her husband have been arrested. They're facing six, one, she's facing six. counts felony counts he's doing 19 they claimed that they were robbed of all their jewels and purses and in fact they had returned them the week prior gotten the money and also she was wearing one of the rings that was lost after she reported it and then decided to wear it while she was

filming Potomac and she has four degrees and her husband's an attorney so when people say I don't know if college is that important anymore I would say this is a pretty damn good argument like well also with all those degrees you didn't know not to wear the damn ring out? What is the matter with you? Because she's fabulous. And anyway, this is the photo that she posts. I just need to say. If you're going to do, I'm just going to, if you're going to do this with the long,

we're going to have your most fabulous photo that you had, like, you know, from a photo shoot, if you're going to say, thank you for your support, God is good, why wouldn't you just do a flower or a family photo or you like hugging your kids or something, but no, just me looking the most fabulous because that's her. She's Karen Hugar. I mean, this is the prototype of a real housewife to a T where they are so incredibly

full of themselves that they would post this photo when they're asking or when they're thinking support. Even Karen Hugar, the queen humbled herself when she went and had to get in that car to go to the courthouse, in my opinion.

She was taken, like she was humbled, I thought. What about the crying video? on the reunion was, I thought, pretty sad, too. Yeah, like, she really was, was taking, taken down a notch. This is so egregious. I can't even deal with how entitled and arrogant and gross and just, sorry. And I, she has been bugging on with her four degrees and her bragging. And I, you know, and it sucks because there are times where she's super funny.

and it'll be like, oh, God, she's, and then I know I like her and now I don't, but this, you went on, you judge people, and karma's a bitch. I wanted to write under this. Oh, I guess this was one of the outfits that wasn't quote unquote fake stolen. I mean, and then go, but just like the fact that, and we're watching Potomac and every time I'm watching it and I watch her with her smug, just her smugness, I just think to myself, you got caught. Even in the Potomac this week, she's doing a maniacal lesson. Yeah. To, is it Kay? K.

Yeah, to Kay. And she's doing this weird, creepy, scary laugh. And it's like, yeah, none of this is landing now. And it is so tragic. Tragic. Like, cringe. I wonder if in light of her arrest, if the editors are scrambling to put in more of those wink, wink to the audience moments.

Right. Even if it hadn't made the original cut, they're going back. And they're like, remember when she was, you know, talking about how rich they were in their jewels or they remember that part of her shopping that was on the editing floor let's put that back in in episode eight because they have time i wonder though because i didn't hear so much last night as i did in the beginning of oh happy eddie's just doing so well happy eddie's just doing so well that's her husband who has a cannabis company even though he's an attorney called happy eddie which of course is legal but i didn't hear a lot about it last

night like I had in the first two episodes. So hopefully they're not hiding it. I want them to boost it. Yes. Yeah. I do also, I just want to say about this too, because I agree with you. Like, you're acting like something happened to you. Right. Like something happened to you, but you're still fabulous, you know, rising above it as if you aren't the, you weren't the problem. You're not a victim of your own crime. You committed it. Like you, God is good. Okay. But it's not that you didn't get in a car accident. It's not like a thing where... It's not like your kid is going through some treatment.

Right. Even if he was, this is probably the photo that she would post. It probably is. That's who she is. Exactly. That's her, how she sees yourself and how she wants the world to see herself. Even through committing... And I don't even care.

Good. Get money from insurance. Take all... Take them for a ride. They deserve it. However, when you are... You just can't... You just can't brag and you can't...

can't judge and you can't walk around saying that you're rich and then commit insurance fraud. Like that's where we go. Well, it's also lying about saying that there was a broke. It's not just that you screwed over the insurance company. It's not like your ring went down the sink. It was your fault and you said you lost it on a plane and I want my money back. That would be a little bit of a little bit harmless. You told the cops, you filled out the police report. Right. You went and told your neighbors that you were robbed to scare them. you went on a podcast and talked about it in detail. So it's all of that.

You're right. I agree with you 100%. You made yourself a victim and now we have to feel sorry for you when you committed the crime and you're still doing it. And then Andy was interviewed on the street and he's like, I don't know, I'm sad. I mean, I really enjoy. I love Wendy and, you know, she's great. She's a great housewife.

And yeah, I get it. This, like I said, when this shit happens, when bad stuff happens, when there isn't a real grave, but like a financial grave or a criminal grave, those editors get out and do an Irish jig on the grave. And they are excited. The editors are the producers, they are happy to see bad things happen, providing everyone's life is saved. And mark my words, either she or Eddie or both will be on the next season of Dancing with the Stars. Dancing with the cons.

Dancing with the cons, dancing with the criminals with George Santos. I definitely it's going to give them a spot on the traders because that's good because you're a lying cheat and probably the um the special forces yes yes like they are down for criminals yes because they'll break you down and then you can be like redemption i would if we're if if we were betting women okay i would say they're more likely either one of them she will get on traders he will go on the special forces. I don't think they're going to do dancing with the stars just yet. I don't think she's famous enough, to be honest. I don't think this is like that. I don't think that franchise, even though it's been around forever. Yeah. I don't think it's up there with like the Beverly Hills. But okay,

that's fair. Okay, then I had said, what if you were the girl that was supposed to do the wife swap with Wendy? Which, by the way, that is ABC. I take them back. She might be doing Dancing with the Con. There you go. And I said, what if, how bummed would you be? And then this person sent that and they're like, Heather, look, this girl did a TikTok, just got the call. Our Bravo wife swap show is postponed until further notice. Yeah. Welcome to all the ladies that went to Morocco. Ultimate Girls Trout in Morocco, which Randy wanted us to start a class action lawsuit

for all the Bravo viewers that will never get to see Ultimate Girls Trip, Morocco. We are working on that. We are going to be taking signatures. Yes. You want to be part of this at the. live show. We're actually starting a change.org petition. Yes, we have a couple lawyers, not my sister, it's not her expertise. We have some lawyers through AI chat GPT law firm that are willing to take on this case. And I'm thinking with the amount of people signing up, we all might

be entitled to $7 to $12. Oh, I was thinking we're 18 to 20. Okay. Well, we're going to try. We're going to try because we have all been traumatized. We've talked about it for hours. People have woke it up in cold sweats. Then what about the actual people that were on the show? Gretchen, we never will get to see. We'll never get to see Alex McCord, who allegedly was in the bathroom when Brandy Glanville, you know, inadvertently or very inadvertently, stuck her finger up Caroline Manzo's grandma pants.

We don't know. And we never will know. It's not right. It's not getting the wrong. You want to protest something? Yes. Go. Go protest that.

That's right. How about no Morocco day? Not fair. Hashtags, no Morocco day. Yeah. Andy Cohen, you're not a king. Yeah, you're not a king. You can't keep this from us.

Stop it. You're totally, oh my God, I just thought about it. You're right. No Kings Day. No, Andy Cohen. Yeah. You can't tell us what to do. Stop the censorship.

Yeah. Stop the censorship. Free speech. It's women's rights. It's women's rights. You're absolutely right. It's true. This is handsbane tail.

Hand's bait tail with a remote. He's holding the remote away from us and we are not being able to see what we are entitled as American Bravo Watchers and international. We're going with the law. We're going with the actually international lawsuit. Blessed be the Morocco. Blessed be the eye. Come on. Okay. Speaking of international crime, did you hear about the Luz Museum? Yes. I did not. They, at the museum, in broad daylight, these experienced, obviously, this is straight out of like every heist, Oceans 11 type of movie that you see. They got a truck with like a crane somehow like went through the top and then

jumped down and got these jewels that you know while people were like in the museum there's been these jewels there forever which is like you know the crown jewels like of a French whatever king monarchy and now the crown is they did find the crown as someone was running the crown drop That old chestnut, like Kim Kardashian, the one jewel was on the ground that they stole from Kim Kardashian, like a huge diamond. They're like, who drops it? So someone did drop the crown, but the rest has been gone. They closed the, it happened on the 19th.

They closed the museum after that. Most people say we probably will never recover these jewels. They cannot be estimated. They're so old. They're so valuable. They're so. And of course, they'll, you know, break them apart and cut them in half. whatever. But so and one of the things was this big, you know, diamond and emerald necklace thing.

And then I noticed this. Here we go. Here's Kim Kardashian wearing a weird nude dress with a nude thing around her face, which is not the first time she's done this. She did this with Kanye. Yep. Where she was covering her face. And the jewels are emerald. So then I did my detective work. this was actually taken before they were stolen. But I swear, I'm like, if she, if it was stolen, and then she chose to like, just to get people talking, chose a necklace that might be looking like that, just to get us talking. Because this is just to get us talking. And I do think I was taken by believing that she's selling faux, faux hairy skims, because they were all sold out in every color of fake pub, every size. I did, show me one person, unbohyed.

boxing their fake pub thing. And I will say, I'm wrong. But now I think it was all a marketing thing because the show is coming back. They are super rich and successful. But us, the chatter about them has gone way down. We don't really talk about them. And so now Chris is doing a podcast and Kim's on another podcast. They're making faux bushes for underwear.

And they're covering their face at an event. to get people to talk. Because if she just wore this with just looking beautiful, we'd be like, whatever, it's a cream dress with a waistline. Who cares? And the sleeve capes. I would have gotten a pair of the... I'm bald. I'm a bald eagle, Drake.

So, and I felt like it was kind of like against my will. I wanted to leave... A landing strip? Yeah, I got laser. I had a landing strip. And she's like, what do you need this for? And I was like, okay, I guess we're gonna get... And it was the best thing I ever did. But I was...

going to enjoy cos playing a little bush yeah well we'll see that'd have been fun well you can join the waiting list let's just see if it actually exists um and now if she wasn't thinking of doing it maybe this was a little test we'll make it look like it's all sold out if there truly is a wait list for it that's what i think it is i don't think they ever made them okay because making faux hair i mean that seems like kind of in a harder job than just doing a simple g-string so i think that was the plan we'll see if they what the result is, if people really want to buy it, how many people are actually on the wait list for it, and then we'll make them, or we won't,

and we'll all forget about this two weeks from now. I think her next stunt should be flesh-colored, you know, that comes in all different colors, bathing suit, with nips on the outside in the bush. Yeah. So just at the beach, just like, oh, nips and bush, laying out. And people are like, oh. People are like busboys are crushing each other at the Vegas pool.

Running into each other. Yeah, I like it. Glasses are flying. Yeah. That's good. Very Bianca censory, which is exactly what this face mask is as well. You're absolutely right. I can't wait to dig into that Louvre thing.

You know how exciting that is? I mean, if you've been to the Louvre, too, that shit is crowded. Like that shit's crap. I have not been there. So it's so crowded. You can't believe it. to even walk through it is a to hate humanity

it's like it's like a nightmare it's like a nightmare is looking at the jewels of the glass like an exciting part of the I thought the all because they have full rooms that look like they've made to look like castles and the monarchies like residents and I thought the jewels was cool Julie of course needed to see like the knee case she's like I want to see a sculpture I'm like oh god it's not just any sculpture but okay and also

there's certain pieces in the Louv that I particularly want. I was like, I can't do this. She's like, it's right at the beginning. Please, please, please. I'm like, okay, but we're not seeing the Mona Lisa. It's breathtaking. Okay. It's breathtaking. However, the fact that these guys did this in an Ocean's Eleven style thing in the middle of the day while it's crowded with thousands and thousands of people. Now that I pay for.

It's astounding. It's astounding. The guy comes down like Tom Cruise. Yeah. Gets the jewels and you're like, fuck out. You know what I was thinking with all the AI stuff that now AI can do for you, you know what? They can't steal and broad. light yet so the work ethic of these uh jewelers they have not just gone lazy and just tried to steal someone's bitcoin from their account through a cyber freak tech thing no they actually got up

that day met together made a plan they've been playing did a workout i love a heist they say men don't have friends these guys seem like they're pretty close yeah they met a bunch of times and talked about it not only that not a bunch of times social they they met for a year at least a year I guarantee you when the documentary of this is made and it will be made that they've met for a year. I mean, I love a heist, Drake. I can't tell you how much I love a heist. And she loves art. I love art and I love a heist and an art heist together.

I'll get the skims with the bush too just to mop it up like this. And I have plenty of hair. So I'm just saying like... Your bush is going to be coming out the side of the bush underwear. Exactly. So it's just like I am so obsessed. I can't wait until it took. Turns out it's going to be these Euro guys and they're smoking and eating weird sandwiches

and they're planning and they have a blueprint and a van. And then there's probably somebody got killed sometimes somewhere along the way. Maybe it's somebody's last. I hope there's a set of brothers. Yes, set of brothers. And somebody's like, this is the last one, man. Yeah, yeah. I'm not getting after this.

Wait, but they're French. They're French. Oh, this is the last one. After this one, I'm not doing this anymore. I'm going to move on. I want to move to Nice. Yeah, they escaped on scooters. Exactly.

Get your Vespa! I just would love it if it was like a Lyme scooter. Like, we were on the Lyme scooter yesterday. Wait, before I talk about that, I just have to say a little correction, and since we're talking about history, the faux Harry Bush underwear, Kim did not invent it. Hookers from the 1800s invented it because it would cover their venereal disease. so they would wear those

to cover the crabs crawling around yes yes or if they I guess had to shave it to get rid of the crabs then they would put that on for when the gentleman collars would come so she is not the creator of anything apparently

and she is going after all these companies that are counterfeiting her skims which they truly they're doing the real counterfeit they're not just like stealing the look like everyone does, like she did with Spanx.

They are actually making skim signs. I mean, you know, labels. Oh, they're doing like a full-on dips. So she is going after them and they absolutely, she should. That's like completely wrong to do. Especially since she's not even technically really selling them. So now we're all going to have to get the dupes. And then she's going to go, I didn't make that.

And we'll go, how do you know? And she'll go, because I never made any. I actually never manufactured or produced, not a single bush underwear. Yeah. You know what? Again, hashtag no Bush Day? What the half? Hell. Like we want our thing. Stop just playing with us.

Yeah. Well, speaking of Bushes, the Real Housewives of O.C. were very close to showing us theirs. When they went to Amsterdam and wore the most ridiculous outfits to walk around in the day in Amsterdam. So we have Tamara was wearing like very tiny black shorts, almost like bikini bottom black shorts, bare legs and boots and a top. Then we have. Jen, who has a good body, and she's doing, again, my worst, the sheer look, the bathing suit with lace over it look. And then we had Emily, who is wearing this black dress that has all these cutouts on the side in the midriff, and it's very, very sexy.

My only thing is she was sporting on a day that she had like a couple bruises. The drunken banging. Yeah, like, yeah, she had the bruise of like where you woke up in the middle of the night and you bumped into your nightstand. And I'm like, maybe this isn't the day that you wear the cutout that shows the bruise or at least go get some of that body makeup and cover it up.

Maybe wait till the night, maybe just till the sun goes down a little. Yeah, just, I mean, it is like... It's broad daylight. You're walking down the street in what looks like to be... I mean... Well, Emily is like beautiful and statuesque and gorgeous. I'm done with the cutouts. I think it's a wrap.

And the shears. And I'm done with the... bathing suit with the tights like we're not spreading the news start spreading the new no bitch fucking take your leotard with the tights and get out i'm they're all they're all doing this like it's done it was done with aaron when she from new york when she wore it to bravo con that was the end of it let's move to a new let's get the bush if you want to do something let's get the bush panties also i think emily is beautiful too i've never what's shocking is when they do those two um confessional looks in the same episode and you're literally like it was like there were twins separated at birth

and then they got back together and you're like oh i kind of see resemblance yeah one is she looks stunning her hair is parted down the middle she has extensions in it's long she has like a gold like a goldy brown normal top on not too low cut hair and makeup look amazing then the other one is when she looks like china the wrestler rest in peace where they give her where she had this low cut black dress on and then she has this black hair that's like emphasizing her neck and shoulders it is the work like I would what you know what I also want to do I also want to find out who was the glam that did that look fire and what the fuck did she do to them that day seriously and who's the glam that got her looking pretty again and Bravo should be or the production company they did her very dirty

she should have done a stern phone call like I need pre-approval for all my I'll reshoot all of my confessions if you're going to do me dirty like that. I just think the makeup and hair people have way too much influence over these women on what to do, how to do their hair, what they just are like, I guess you know better than me to the guy

who's the makeup artist who secretly hates them. No, like you've been doing makeup your whole life. You lived a pretty life before you got on this show. Don't be convinced to do weird fucking things to your hair and makeup because some guy is telling you, you to. That's right. What does this 26-year-old gay makeup artist know about your 48-year-old face and why you shouldn't wear this strange wig? Or some shimmery. Nine times out of ten, literally they look

more beautiful when they do their own makeup and they're filming in their house than they do in those confessionals. Yeah. So she is gorgeous and that confessional though has now become worst confessional look is a good one. Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Okay, listen. Then Gretchen, which this was her look, which was very strange, you know, she had a weird bumpet look that went with the dress, but it was just a bit much, okay? But, you know, it gets us talking so then I don't think it's not bad.

She made a list of how she's different than Tamara. And they highlighted it. I'm not harming or constantly hurting my friends. I'm not discussing personal information. My friends asked me not to talk about, like she did to Shannon about her dad. when she said, didn't you say your dad's an alcoholic? And Shannon's like,

Tamara, my dad is 97. If he wants to have a triple vodka at Javier's with me, he's entitled to! Also, can I point out, she did say harming, damning information when she said that Tamara slept with the guy from 98 degrees and also said that she was a terrible singer

with a song. So those are two things that she did do. That's only number two. True that. And then she said, I don't call or DM blogger. and try to get them to post horrible things about my castmates. That's true.

I don't think she does that. Okay. Actually, I feel bad when I mess up. She doesn't. Okay, so then she's cat her little list. So this one, so then I came across Basic and Bravo. So many, again, there's so many of these Instagram accounts that are funny. Shannon Bador, a decade of meltdowns.

How long can this woman circle the same dream? So they put all the times in all the seasons that she actually said, I have been through the hardest year of my life. This is the worst year of my life. But you don't get it is my life has been hell. I'm finally getting out of the worst year of my life to currently enter another worst year of my life. And I was like, all I know is that when the show started, Shannon lived in a $13.5 million home.

And after being on the show for 12 years, she's in her fifth rental. Now, if that's not some hands made, handsmade shit of women, like, how is it that you've been on TV for 12 years? And yes, I understand you got divorced. But like, how is it that you got like less financially stable? Yes. Because you're hiring all the makeup artists that don't like you. Yeah. And then taking them to events.

You know what I would like to do? I would like to offer all the housewives to come to my show. And we will do a YouTube-type makeup tutorial of how to do your own makeup so that at one point you might be able to purchase your own home after you've been on a show for 12 years. That airs in 135 countries. Like, how is this possible? It's unbelievable. Brandy gave me a makeup tutorial on YouTube once many years ago.

Yes. And it was very in like. And I would say especially it was it was it was boy rock star makeup of lesbians like messy smoky eye but listen it was very informative it was very informative and it you know we can all learn and I do want to say particularly the thing is with Emily and I she's got muscle she has a mass yes and I mean that and my because I do too which is good because she works out yeah she works out she's strong so I was just So when I saw that China look, I just was just like, not to go back to that, but I was offended for her because it's like you're, you're accentuating.

It's like I, if I wore that, I would look like that too. Well, then that's what I say. You don't accentuate that. A stylist, a professional stylist who just clothes will look at your body and say, oh, you know, this is the, you have a super tiny waist. We're going to give you like 1950s, nip in that waist, you know, whatever. You have great legs, but you're a little thick in the middle. We're going to do a 1960s mini dress. So it's like go like and with a pair of boots and like they should know what looks good on your body.

If you don't, that's fine. But you probably did before you started the show. And now you're just like walking in circles because you're just, you just assume that these quote unquote professionals do better than you who've been dressing yourself for 43 years before you got hired on to come on this dumb show. And you looked fine. You look great. Exactly. Women need to have more confidence.

They do. Okay, now this is coming up about by wig hello drama, I guess, posted something and then Tamara reposted it. Uh-oh. And it was about how she said, I sat next to a cast member on the couch at a reunion who had the worst breath ever. And then they showed a photo of Shannon talking to her. And there is something about calling someone out on having bad breath, which is like, I think it's more embarrassing than when Brandy Glanville said that Joanna Krupa had a stinky pussy.

When Brandy Glanville had the tampon string hanging out of her pussy. Right. I almost think it's worse than that because it's like, there's something about like, did something die in my mouth that I didn't know it? And you can't smell your own bad breath. And what is so crazy is you sent this topic to me, Brandy, and I only saw it after I woke up this morning at nine. But I woke up, I swear to God, this.

This is how weird the universe is. With the worst breath. No. Weirder than this. Now, I know nobody wants to hear someone else's dream. It's a very weird thing. Oh, God, here. But I have a vivid dream wording.

So I'm going to shorten the dream. In the dream, it was very juicy. I was single. My 19-year-old boyfriend was in it. He went from my friend Maya, who's in the Golden Bachelor. It was a whole story, okay? But in it, Shannon was going to hang out with my friend Maya and my old boyfriend, now that they were getting married, my sister Shannon.

And I'm like, I can't believe you're doing this to me. And then Shannon's husband goes, are we ever going to tell her? And they said, I had horrible breath. And I was like, how do I not know? And I remember in the dream, I'm looking to get a toothbrush and a toothpaste. And I wake up to this. Now, come on, that is fucking weird. That is weird.

I have never had a dream about someone saying I had bad breath. And it's Shannon and Shannon. Yes. Shannon and Shannon. Oh, my God. Sometimes when people are like, it's like is this well what is this you know so i'm like i don't know i feel like we've just been on earth too long that yes sometimes it's a conspiracy theory sometimes it's just i don't know things are

lining up in a weird way but that's weird cut to drake being like just another day cutting together my mom single in her dream boning down with her ex-boyfriend with bad breath and drake's just like i'm like i came across i came across someone reposted and a gay react. Great Insta. I'm giving a lot of people shoutouts. Posted the day that Andy Cohen went to go meet Luann in this dramatic sit-down interview and he's walking through the Hamptons and he's like, I'm in the Hamptons with a bottle of Rose. I'm going to talk to Luann. I've got questions. She's got answers. And I remember everyone was dying, getting so excited for this thing. And I made Brandon now, this is 2017. I made Brandon get in a similar blue shirt. I put in Talcum Powder in

his hair to make it look gray. Salt and pepper. He was like 12. And he did it. So I re-posted that. But what I reposted it, I was like, I can't wait to read my kids memoirs because nobody's going to have these fucking stories. I'm like, stop doing your homework, branded.

Exactly. Put down your pencil. He's like, study for the SATs. You're like, we're going to do a thing on below deck. Get in here. Your sister's filming it. Peter, sit down. That's like, that shit should have won a damn Emmy.

That below deck one. I love it. Repost that one. Oh, you know what? Maybe we'll share it at the show or something. I want you both to know that I'm pretty sure neither of you has bad breath. Thank you. Yeah. It's something that bothers me that I'm scared about and people will comment that I'm chewing gum like a horse.

And I'm like, well, it's better than it's why I only drink vodka. I hate even doing a shot of tequila because I feel like it's just like coming out of my face. But I feel like with a lot of these girls, it's coming. It's like Stacey, right? They've said it about Lisa Vanderpump. No, we don't know. about Stacey at Potomac? Yes. That's like the huge storyline.

That she has bad breath? Yes. It's very mean. They said that her breath walks in the room before she does. Andy Cohen and Watch What Happens Live did a whole thing of like, I don't know if it was dragon breath. It was a game. It was very mean-spirited.

And they're sort of bullying her about it and trying to embarrass her. And she, that bitch, Stacey, she is impervious, honey. Like that QVC made her so she will not crack. She will not go negative. She's so gorgeous. She's so beautiful. She's like, look at my face, okay? I don't care for my breast stinks.

I'm like, yeah, and your body too. But I'm so insecure about it, and then people make fun of you and you chew gum. There was an episode of Odd Mom Out. Do you remember that on Bravo? Yes, that was a good show. Yeah, and she was Jewish and they did like Yom Kippur and you fast, right, Mom, Mow? And the whole episode is about how when you fast, you get stinky breath. It's like a thing.

So I'm like, and it's kind of always is, and I noticed it with my. myself like because I don't eat a lot like if I'm trying to be like anorexic or like skip meals it's like yeah your mouth gets dry definitely yeah definitely there's a dry I think what is crazy is that I can remember people throughout my life who some of them I truly adore and love and if you have bad breath or your boyfriend of bad breath I remember it like and it's real so this is what I would do if I was one of these housewives that was remotely being accused of it I would call my agent right now and I would be like work a campaign around this of like laughing at it and now I take these little mint things whatever.

It's list for me time. Give me the brand deal. Yeah, totally. Make the lemonade as Shannon would. You know, take the nine lemons and squeeze that lemonade Shannon and hopefully the lemons will help you if this is in case true or is it just another time that Tamara is dancing on. a former friend's grave like dance she liked to tap dance she likes to do an irish jig she oh my god she gets so excited when somebody is suffering so yeah i mean you got to see the stacy thing it's beyond well good for her yeah okay now getting into the worst divorce ever denise richard with aaron fifers he will so they were in court she of course is saying that she was physically abused by him his mother, who was one of the four tenants that was living in her house for two years, not paying rent,

she said, I never saw my son ever abused Denise. However, I saw her throw a can opener at him. Okay. So, you know, she has physical, you know, signs that he did. His own sister said, you know, his own sister said that she witnessed it. So because of all that abuse, after they got out of court, He was arrested on those abuse charges. He since bailed out at $200,000 and they caught radar online or somebody caught him, caught him, or they called him, where he's walking out.

And he's like, no, of course I still love Denise. I just hope she gets the help that she, you know, needs because, you know, obviously you're not well if you're just like making lies to hurt people. But no, I mean, I just hope she gets better and we really can't say anything more. Sure, Jan. Yeah. I'm not buying it. He says he wants half of all the only fans money that she makes, which is like a couple hundred thousand a month,

because at one time he was taking the photos. I think if she didn't pay him for that, although she was because she was letting his family live in the house. Yeah. So he was being paid in that way, his bills and everything. I think if she didn't, she could consider giving him a lump sum as a photographer and be done with it. It's not like they reuse images.

Exactly. And that's what I said. It's not like the two of the, them sat down and wrote 12 seasons of Grey's Anatomy together and now they're breaking up and she's like you're not getting a dollar of that syndication money. No, we created that together. Photos like OnlyFans is somewhat topical. You use it once and then you're done. You're going to keep sending it. It's not like someone's doing like a print like Andy Warhol of Bill and Monroe that everybody's going to have a print of her in their house. Denise, can you send me the photo of you holding the pans?

Yeah. And can we make it just like it's almost like a cartoon. No, we're not reusing the Pans photo. Exactly. So we're rooting for her. Now, Kristen Bell is getting a lot of flak because she, this is what happens when you're not a comedian. You're not a stand-up. You're not a comedic writer. And you think that you are because you do comedic fun stuff and, you know, people think

you're funny acting. she posted a you know 12 year anniversary pick where she's like hugging her husband dack shepherd and wrote to the man who said that he even something would have wanted to kill me he never will kill me but it was like one too many sentences long it wasn't like you know and it is domestic violence awareness month and you know we're seeing what's going yeah we're seeing what's going on or this week something with Denise. And yeah, I mean, look, we all joke about loving dateline and like, you know, I have stuff in my act about like if I was to get killed, you know, by my husband.

Even if you didn't do it, like, I think I'm fine with having a whole special about it and having him go to prison. We all joke about it. But like, you know, when you put it like in a tweet, it's different than if you're doing it like in a stand-up or even joking about it in a conversational space like a podcast. which is conversation. Our type of podcast is conversation and

like so I mean look she just tried to be funny and she wasn't just like Chrissy Teigen tried to be funny when she wrote those awful things to Courtney Stodden. She was trying to be funny and she's not funny your crime is that you're not funny.

Yeah that's the problem. And you're like seeing other comedians and then you take you steal from what they're doing and you but you do it wrong. Yeah. And you do it in an isolated way that doesn't look good. The problem is that she wanted to do the post 12 years ago today. I married my best friend. And she knew that was cringe and tragic. So then she tried to make it sarcastic. Which, by the way, I did that. I did that like seven years ago where I was like, I had a whole thing I act about 12 years, you know, how people do that. And then I actually put on my page the truth about it. But it wasn't violent. It was like some funny. thing. Like he's not my best friend. He actually is my friend of me. Yeah, he's not my best friend. Like, no, your best friend is your girlfriend. Like, he's just someone that I like, you know, kind of get along with sometimes. Sometimes they don't. Like, I try to confide in him, but he's not a good listener. Yeah, he's not a good gives terrible advice. Doesn't remember shit. A girlfriend remembers everything. Doesn't know how to

help me get dressed. Wouldn't give me good or bad advice. Like, yeah, so. This is why lesbians are confused. Yeah. This is why lesbians are confused. I just want to say in closing, I think Kristen and Dax are great and talented. I think once again, this is not a big deal. I'm more talking about it because people shouldn't make a big deal out of someone trying to be funny on the internet. That's all it is. I think people get more offended when you try and fail than if it was so inappropriate but was actually funny, then people like, okay. Right, right. You know? Okay, I'll take it. Right. The most important thing is that she's the executive producer of the Tiny Chef show. And I don't, people need to look it up. We love both. I think is it with little people or just

kids. It's a little creature. It's a cre- It's one of the cutest things I've ever seen in my life. Oh yeah. Well, they're both super talented and funny and they do have a good marriage and they do. So it's like it's all fun. And I think they transcended a very basic beginning. I thought they both seem like they, even though she was in Veronica Mars and stuff, seemed like they could have just been like, you run a TV show and you go wherever. And they have transcended that so well. Like they really are really bright stars. Like I, I'm a pretty big fan of both of them, and I like their relationship and their kids.

I think you're great. Yeah. I think they're great. Okay. So now these people aren't great. Massimo and Lori Loughlin are getting divorced. And she did something that I think is kind of genius and fabulous. Okay.

And only one other person has done this where I could see it so vividly. Okay. And that was her very good friend, John Stamos, just happened to be on a podcast, the good guys. and went off on Mossimo. And when you're going through a contentious divorce with your ex-husband of many years, you don't want to be the one that's on their talking shit

and saying that his dick doesn't work or whatever. You want to act like a classy lady, this is the father by kids. But if you can get a friend to go and talk about it, who else did this, Heather? What do you talk about? Bethany Frankel and Caroline Radswell. When Bethany Frankel was going through a divorce.

Carol. Carol. Carol. Did I call it Caroline? Yeah. And I was like, who's Caroline Razzwell? Sorry, Carol. I'm getting a weird Kennedy Red-Head Association. Okay. Bethany and Carol, Real House in New York, were best friends.

And Bethany was going through a horrible divorce. And it was a horrible divorce. And I was completely on Bethany's side of this with Jason. Hoppy. Hoppy. And so she couldn't say anything publicly about him. He's the father of kids. and they're going through his divorce.

But Carol could say, yes, I've been there. I've seen the phone calls. I've read the texts. And Bethany's just sitting there shaking your head. And you use your friend to get it out because they can do that. Right. And in this world of podcasting and social media, it's a pretty easy thing to do. So we love John Stamos.

He said she is just the most fabulous woman ever. And he goes, now that whole college scandal thing, that was Mossimo. He pushed her to do that. she didn't want it and then you know she sticks by why he goes to prison she went to prison for his idea yep and he goes and now there's room that now it's out there that the reason she is getting divorced is because she found texts and emails on his computer and it was at that point she's just like I cannot do this anymore where he's cheating oh and he goes I don't know what hole he needs to fill which made me think a man's bottle maybe he's gay I don't know I was thinking that the minute you

said she found text emails I was like gay I don't know I just came to me I don't know like the bad best dream yeah it's it's is this him yes oh he's gay I was offended that's a gay person right there that's a gay Lori is that her name on the show yes she is a doll and I love that they're they're good friends John's name wasn't her he's there eating the Greek yogurt on the podcast helping her out yeah but that fucking guy he he for him to be yeah for him to say to have the things caught, allegedly, if he was caught with things on his computer. His word on the street is like,

oh, she's the one who orchestrated the rowing photos. And it's like... He said that? Yes, he said that's the reason they're breaking up. And I'm like, we saw emails... Wait, Mosmo just said that too? He said... Oh, so then that's why John is going,

know it was his idea. Yeah, because... And you could tell that it was because he was emailing people like, I'm not having... No offense, Drake. ASU or U of A. It was U of A.

She wanted to go to U of A. having my daughters go to U of A. That's a party school where all the rich kids go. And they don't learn anything. He was like, Dogging U of A, which is a great school. And it was all coming from him. Now he's blaming her for the stupid rowing photos. Listen, she didn't go to USC.

He did. And when he was there, he did something very deceptive too. He was like living in the Pratt House. They did not know that he actually wasn't enrolled. He took the enrollment money, and he started to build his first clothing company, which actually is super smart. Genius. But it's still deceptive.

So he was in a fraternity and was not enrolled in USC? Yes, that's the rumor that I heard. They thought he was enrolled. Like he took like he was there for one semester and then the next semester behind his parents back, but then he built this great thing. So he's like, I have good news and bad news. I'm not going to graduate, but I'm, you know, a million, whatever.

And he's very successful. But John Stamos says he's a total narcissist and that's the way he's been and she's just done putting up with it. But 100% as someone who went to USC, it makes a lot more sense that the alumni, who is he, or even if he didn't graduate, went there and had fun, would be more excited to have his daughter go there, go to the games there, then get on a plane and go to U of A, go to Tucson, and have her go there. And she doesn't know because she was acting her whole life, so I don't even know that she went to college.

So she doesn't get the whole thing. And she probably did just go along with it. It was clearly. Clearly. And also the teacher at the high school that they went to, she said that he, like, was threatening and was like, don't you fuck this up for us? Because the teacher, the counselor was like, we don't have a rowing team. So, like, I don't know how you can say that your daughter is rowing when we don't have a rowing team here. Yeah, that's an East Coast thing.

Anyway, she's getting hers and hopefully she's having a great time getting cute. She's just beautiful. Now, it can't, you know, when you hear all this, and you're like, like, well, maybe I just need to do what Diane von Furstenberg did. She said, quote, I married two gay men, okay? I don't know why, but to me, they're not gay. So it doesn't make any difference. So her first husband was gay, and then she got married again, and just recently that second husband, who is Barry Diller, came out as gay at like 80. Who was the other one? I don't know, some other gay. I'm good for Diane Von Firstenberg. I mean, you're in the fashion industry. Who the fuck are you going to meet?

Exactly. And by the way, Mossimo is a very important. fashion industry. Who knows? The Lavender marriage is so interesting to me and as a gay person, I get, I just, there is a thing, though, where I'm like, she doesn't care, but then I think, what must it, I hope her next husband's Andy Cohen. But then you're like, you're never going to be enough for that person. You're never enough. There's something that everyone's disassociated.

For me, it gets real, real. And it's like, it's all cute and funny and fun for everyone. But when you really think about it, she's never enough for them. For the guy. He is gay. You will never

satisfy the entirety of him. And if that's okay with you, then I guess that's okay. But when you really get down to the nitty-gritty, it, it's quite painful. Yeah. And I don't know. And so there's just like where I, because I just read that and she was just like,

I married two gay men and I don't care. They're not gay to me. You're in a disassociated state lady. You are in a, now you can be best friends and you can have a great relationship and all that's awesome and beautiful. But at the end of the day, there is something missing. Yes. Maybe not for you.

Maybe you don't care about sex and romance and affection. physical love. I don't know. You don't know what you're missing. That's all. I think it's slightly problematic to say they're not gay to me. Well, they're gay.

Yeah, well, that's the other thing too. Then now we're dismissing his whole entire identity. Right. And not just his identity, but who his romantic and sexual feelings are for. There's just something so

like disassociated and weird about it. And it's not that they can't be, like I said, be best friends, have your plutonic life, if that's what you, but I can, assure you he's not having a plushonic life someone's missing out and i think that's fucking upsetting

well here's some new news so i've fun to look forward to billy mcfarland who tried to do the fire fire festival got caught there was a famous documentary about it he did his time then he came out and said there is going to be a fire festival too and then we didn't hear about it well he's moved on now there's going to be Phoenix there's an island there's an island called Phoenix and he's announcing the first artist they're coming everybody gets your tickets

everybody's doing Instagrams and reels about it and this is this is absolutely happening I have investors and I'm like they all they want it to be another fire so they can flex clout chase have the baloney on the paper plate with the lettuce blowing off in the hurricane freeze i mean like i don't know where phoenix is i thought for some reason i thought of regular phoenix and i was like are they going to like have a sue no he's like this is where the stage there he's on beach this is where the stage

is going to be this and if you want you could have a separate this half of that like why would you anybody ever whether an artist or not ever think that this person is going to look we never had fire festival too what happened with that no exactly he needs to get Kendall Jenner, Bella Hadid, get them all on the wave runners again, going through the water, do the exact thing

in the water. Yeah, that exact campaign just be like, we're here, Leo, jaw rule, ludicrous, get them all.

It's always jaw rule. Yeah. Also, okay, Real House says of Miami. Do you know the wretched thing? So Adriana had said to Kiki, Kiki was making fun of her being old.

And she goes, why do you have to be so ratchet? And of course, everyone's like, oh, my God, how could you call a woman of color ratchet? That is like, everyone knows. That's like horrible. And now, and then the next day, she goes, because English is not my first language,

I was trying to say wretched. Like, you're being mean. You're being wretched. And then Marisol confesses on the couch at the reunion. I gave her that idea. I figured it out that that would make pretty good sense that maybe someone who is not, perfect English would mess up two words.

So that was pretty good that she, like, exposed her on that. But she didn't care. She was just like, no, that's not true. So whatever. But it seems like Kiki doesn't care. No. Kiki's good. Yeah.

I think she's got, like, a good head on her shoulders. The reaction of the entire table was, if you guys haven't seen it, you have to go back because it's like, she calls her Ratchet and, like, Gertie screamed. She's like, ah! Like they all die and it's, I watched it a hundred times. Like it's so great like the in sync reaction to her calling her ratchet. But it was a great idea. But of course Marisol then immediately busted her out and said it wasn't.

It was fake. I went and listened to it too. It does sound like she's saying wretched. And it's kind of genius of Marisol because it shows that she was like, let me help my dumb friend and thought of it and was trying to be helpful. But then when Adriana was still horrible. bitch to Marisol throughout the rest of the season. She's like, fuck that.

I'm pulling that out of my vagina at the reunion and throwing it up. That's one bone that's been stuck up there that's going to come out. Get the bone collector in that vagina. She said, you have to be cool to me, leave me alone for two years. Don't say my knees are saggy or whatever. Right. And then she said, I'm getting knee surgery. She's like, I'd had to start wearing nylons.

You made you feel so bad about it. And it's like, yeah, that's a thing when people point it, when you're in the limelight and whether you read it online or whatever, like at your show, they have Billy, the tricycle writing puppet from the Saw movies in your show. And I immediately said,

oh, look, I made an appearance. I did it. Because I remember the first time I saw a tweet, I was at Chelsea Lately, it was like 2010, where someone's like Heather looks like that puppet Billy. Or Jigsaw. Some people home Jigsaw.

Jigsaw. Yeah. Who's Billy then? I think that's Billy and Jigsaw. Billy Bush? Oh, I don't know how about it is. And I was like, oh, my God, it's funny. I embrace it.

So when other people make fun of me for that, I'm like, you're not really going to win on that because I've already embraced it as myself. And like literally even wrote it in my second book. Like, yeah, I get it. But these cheeks are my cheeks. Then, you know, but a lot of people that get facial work done can look like jigsaw or they can look like that puppet lady. That puppet lady that...

Janice? Yes, that puppet lady with if they fill too much here... Yep. The one that plays the rock star one? Yeah, you know when someone's filled their cheeks too much, when from the back of them, you see the cheek coming out. There's also madam we might be thinking of. The madam, it's madam, it's madam, yeah.

And so, yeah, but sometimes someone will say that and you're like, I never even knew that I did. And you're like, ooh, the resemblance is uncanny. Like, I do kind of look like that. But then we start loving him. Now we love Jigsaw. We think he's cute. Yeah, I love it.

And he's never going away. And then when people call like Chris Jenner that or Joan Rivers, I'm like, excuse me, I was the original. I've been seeing it lately around. I'm like, that's Heather. Yeah. How dare they? That's Hazard fucking thing.

Like, it's not Chris Jenner. Okay, let me see what else I want to talk about. This is kind of juicy with these kids. So Ben Stiller's kids called out the actor for being absent during their childhood. We came last. The comments on here were great because it's like, yeah, that's what dad, that's what parents have to do. They have to work. Yes, when you're a movie star, you're gone for a scint of time.

But same with if you're in the military. It is really hard. It's not ideal that you're not at dinner every night. You know, I'm sure they've done studies. If you have dinner every night as a family, you probably are the least dysfunctional unless people are throwing food at each other, which often happens. But I'm just saying like, and so I just thought that was kind of funny. like, you know, you can't now complain about the fact that this is the case. You have how many, you're a kid of five?

Yes. Did you guys have dinner every night? We actually did. But it would be very late because my parents would be working in real estate. I didn't realize it was late until I had friends over. And they're like, where's dinner? I'm like, I don't know. We're eating when?

Like my mom's making it. It's down like 839. Oh, wow. And I never knew that like normal people, I remember one time. I saw on good times. They were like, Thanksgiving, they're like, dinner's at four. And I'm four. Even Thanksgiving, we'd have it like eight at night.

Yeah, that's the classic one because the mom's behind. You're like, when's the food coming out? Yeah. It's 10 o'clock at night. Yeah. Now, of course, we eat earlier. And yeah, we are not like a big sit down the table family. And I was always like, oh my God, that's so bad.

But then at a certain point, I'm like, yeah, but we do a lot of other things together that people don't do. I don't think that dinner is the, because you had some dishealiener. You have some cookies for Cocoa Puffs and the fam. Yeah, you're right. We did have dinner every night. Yeah, you had a hot plate that you'd plug in and you'd put all the food in the middle so it would stay hot.

Oh, that's nice. Yeah, no one ever does that. That's nice. Yeah, so because like my dad liked the, yeah, I don't know. My mom would make a full, pretty much a full dinner all the day. And when you started to work more, maybe we'd get a little more like once in a while, like a Connecticut Friday, you know. Yeah, Pam's tired.

She did real estate all day. She doesn't need to come cook for all the ungrateful kids. Speaking of Thanksgiving. remember when I was living next to order, I was having a week Thanksgiving. And the first year, I was like, okay, mom, you need to do a turkey and I need to do a turkey. Like, we don't have enough. So we did it all. And then the next year, I'm like, oh, and you're going to do your famous turkey because hers was so good. And she's like, oh, honey, I don't want to. And I'm like, but mom, you love cooking. She goes, no, I don't. And I go, what? No, I don't love cooking.

I want to show up and have a glass of wine and talk to people and not worry about one thing. like I'm 68 or whatever she was at the time at 70. Why can't I do that? And I was like, oh my God, I just assumed because you were good at it. Right. That you, like, loved it. We all have that moment where we're like, wow, I've never gotten to know you. What are your interests?

It's our own mom. What's your middle name again? Like, it's so weird. Because you think they're just doing it. But it's, that's why you love moms, you know? Yeah. And I was like, oh, okay. So, okay, here's a juicy thing.

This is according to people. A billionaire fashion CEO fell 320 feet to his death during a hike. And now his son is reportedly being investigated by police. Ooh. So the son of Isaac Andek, he's founder of the fashion giant mango. They were on a hike. And he fell. And the hike thing.

is so juicy. So good. Because there's been a few. The most tragic one was a a dad was on a hike with like or brought his kid somewhere and there was a dispute about child support and things like that. And they took him to court thinking that he ended his child's life. That was horrible.

But, you know, it's such a, like there's no, there's no cameras there. There's cameras on every corner, but there's no cameras on this hike. And if there's nobody else around and you're with an older guy, who's to say that he didn't lose his footing? Yep. There's a classic one. I mean, literally cue the Hulu dock in three, two, one, let's turn it on. Are we really doing this?

Yeah. Hi. Can't believe. I can't believe I'm going to finally talk about it. We understand that you were on the hike that day. Yes. And they're like, can we get the, can I turn the air? It was weird because he.

I remember him specifically saying, I'm 80, why do I have to go on a hike with you, son? And they were having trouble and the son said, dad, because it's one of those things we've never done together. And it's not hard and I know you'll like it. And it was weird because when he called, he was like, hey, call me back. Something happened to dad. I didn't think there's anything big deal. And then I called him. And he was like, yeah, he's been down there for.

four hours. Three days. But the cell service wasn't good, but when I called him back, he had answered the phone. Right. And was at an ATM. Yeah. We was wallet. He managed to get his dad's wallet before he just was grabbing his wallet when he went over the thing. We watched this show called 911. Brandy turned, it's like all 911 calls and then a crime. Oh, okay. Not the 911 TV scripted no one. No, no, it's a real one. Okay, yeah. And it's like this where it's like there's literally one, where it's, like, there's literally one, where the guy's like, hello. It's a famous date line. Oh, yes.

Hello. My girlfriend, she's, she, I think she's, I think she's, I don't know, I think she's dead. I don't understand. I just, I was at the door for a half an hour and I was banging and then I came in and, um, she's been stabbed 20 times and there's a knife sticking out of her heart, 20 times. Oh yeah, yeah. And it's just like the dad at the bottom of the ravine. They said about that.

They said, they just read, they just said that one, that's a hoolodoxy, uh, death and apartment, yeah, death and apartment, whatever, that they just did confirm again. No, it's suicide. Stabbed 20 times. I stabbed myself 20 times in the back. She's like this. Okay, hold on. I don't want to live.

I can't even, I can't spend one more day here. Hold, let me do this one. Oh, let me do that one. Let me stick the knife through my back, through my heart. Sometimes I try to put like aloe vera when I get burned and I'm like, can I reach it? Like I'm going to be able to stab myself back? there it's impossible there's there's there's a spot too where I can't ever scratch and it's it's that one place it's like I don't even know it's like you can't but if you can get it it

it feels so good but well you can never get it don't try to get it with a knife don't get it with the knife but you know that's what happened to the dad he pushed the dad right in the ravine cliff ones are genius come on I mean they're never going to find out it really is genius the cliff you just have to hope they die I mean the problem is that's why I'm not in I'm actually not into And I just, yeah, you know what? If we want to go hike, what we'll do is we'll go on that tram. I want to do that this year. The tram and Palm Springs. Oh, we want to do too. We never have. Go on the tram, take the photos from there, and then go down on the tram and then go to like Bar Sicil. What is it, Bar Cicill or Bar Cicill? I don't know. I don't know. These Palm Springs restaurants I want to go to.

It comes, becomes clear about the time when Peter and Drake and Brandon decided your guys's Christmas card was going to be out in Moab. And then you guys went and like, went, it's so random for the Tobias McDonald's clan to go, you guys, which you hiked through like waterfalls and then took your Christmas card. Oh, yes, that's in Utah. We have to wear those boots and stuff. It's like a full on hardcore hike. And even Julie and I were like, we're like, oh yeah, do the hike.

We're like, absolutely not. Like, we'll stand like on the street in front of the mountain. You know, I know you didn't want to talk about this show, this show that everyone's talking about on a Netflix monster. What is it called? Oh, the neighbor. No, not the neighbor. Ed Gein.

Ed Gein. Monster. I haven't watched it yet. No, I did want to talk about that. You monster, Ed Geen? I didn't want to talk about the good neighbor. Okay. Well, the good neighbor I started to watch, and I will watch that.

But it's a scripted show about this guy who, like, lived with his mother, and he did really creepy crimes, and I don't even know. I don't know what the crimes were. It's the first. He's the impetus for Psycho. and for all the serial killers that have come since. But what I saw of just the trailer. Leatherface.

Just the trailer is him. It looks like a woman. He's wearing a dress. And then someone rings the doorbelly and turns around. And he has like the face of like another lot dead woman on his face. And I immediately thought it was the mother's face. But it's not. But I thought it was the mother's face.

And I'm like, I don't think I should watch this because already Drake is like, wait, I'm figuring out a way to AI you. So you're like, don't have to do your things anymore. Like, you're not going to AI my face. So literally this is the, the 2025 version of AIing your mom to still be around when she's not around. Oh, they're already, they've already started working on stuff like where you record your voice and they're going to put it in a, they're going to put it in a AI thing so that you can always have. Like a teddy bear or whatever. Like so your mom's voice is always there talking to. You can get a, no, they are selling these teddy bears for like, and they're.

They did it, did it like, do you not have a boyfriend, and you a lonely girl? And it's a panda. With a dildo. No. Here's Drake again. Just me, cutting my mom and her friend, talking about pandas with dildos. And a vibrator. Just like, which one do you want?

Do you? No, it like, know it like, it actually like cuddles you. And it's supposed to know when you're sad and like come over and like, like, like, and like, and like, and it's your voice. Heather, are you sad, Julie? I'm going to have to get that. That sounds good. Oh, anyway, that's the very way you don't want to hike. Then there's also devil in the sky.

We watched it. We watched it. We watched it. We watched the whole thing. Is it good? A peacock. It's so good. Okay. Now, for, I remember we had this, I remember seeing the book at my house and about his life.

And it's a man in a clown costume because he used to do nice things and like go help sick kids and dress like a clown, which is what did not help the creepiness of clowns because he was a serial killer of young gay men. and he kept their bodies and all this stuff. And because it was so long ago being gay, you know, many of them had to hide it or whatever, so he would like solicit them at bars or whatnot or try to get them. And also, again, people just didn't search for people like they did back then. They didn't care when kids got kidnapped. Especially young men.

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I have to say, and this is very dark. Like, it was in, I think it was in 1976. there's a point where, and there's all these, they use real, in this show, the scripted show, because there's also a documentary of the same name, which we're about to watch, just not at night,

but they use all these real photos. Every victim, they show real photo, and then they show all these crime scene photos, not just of the house. There was a point in time where they were just, the cops, and it's in Chicago, are like taking out body after body, like 30 corpses under his house.

And I was legitimately to my core sad that that didn't just happen. I was like, can you imagine if like we saw them pulling 30 bodies out of someone's house? Like in the middle of the news. Like in 2025, we'd be like, oh my God. Like that is so crazy that in 1976, like the whole nation was like seeing them take body after. Some of them had been under there for like 20 years or something. They weren't, you know, bloody or anything. But 30 corpses the guy had under his house.

I remember listening to some podcast where the guy like went and was talking to him. There was tapes of him talking to him. That's what the next documentary is. Yeah. It's just him talking. Wow. I can't wait. It's so good.

It's so sad. It's so good. So this was sent to me. And this is from TikTok called the Cliff Nots. The Cliff Notes gal. Sorry, the Cliff Notes gal. And she said this was sent her. And it's a story out of Scotland about how this girl was pregnant with her boyfriend's baby.

Oh, this is crazy. crazy. This is just crazy. Julie's going to die. Okay. So cute girl, they show her pregnant. They have a baby shower. You generally reveal the whole thing. She's in white, pregnant stomach, like a very tight dress, ball of pregnant stomach. But by the time the baby's born, she's like, I don't want the baby daddy here. They're fighting, whatever. She gives birth to the baby. She says that the baby had a heart condition and was born early. And like, sends photos and stuff and then they do the boy the boyfriend baby daddy it does get to see the child they go to the doctor's appointment but she's like he cannot be in the doctor's appointment with

me or she doesn't let him come and people are seeing the baby and everything newborn baby pictures of like a very newborn preemie all wrapped up in a blanket yes in a bassinet show and then and the parents of the the the baby daddy are seeing the baby and then one of her friends or something was there and realized that she was just like on her phone like flicking around while the baby was in the little bassinet over there and then so that person the mom first yeah the mom of the ex-boyfriend the father of the baby was like why is the baby so cold and never moves that was one of the things I read the why is the baby so cold and never moves oh and then she said oh she just has a cold yeah just went to the doctor and so finally somebody's like really investigates and it is one of

those dolls that look just like a real baby that you can order for like, I don't know, a few hundred dollars or something. And so, and this girl allegedly also had faked cancer before she faked her fake baby doll. Like Brooks. Brooks is right for me. Yeah. So this pregnant, the pregnant stomach was just fake? Yes. The baby was fake though. And the baby was giving realism, honey. I want one of those dolls. But before it all came out, she did tell the boyfriend and the family that sadly the pre-mail baby had died when she felt like it was coming to the end but so it was a little confusing

I don't know how they really found out because she did say that that the baby did die and so of course that wasn't true either because the baby never existed she never was pregnant she never had cancer she never gave birth the baby never was cold the baby was one of those dolls we've seen the dolls in the magazine you know they don't they don't advertise me anymore but I'm obsessed with those dolls there was a verse

of a monkey doll. So it was like a baby monkey that you could have. And it looked realistic. Yeah. And then I follow the girls that are like, I follow this one girl who has all the kids and you can get a baby

but you can also get them like toddler size and stuff. And then she's like, Oh, you've showed that to us because you're a seed. Get ready with me while I make my three kids lunch. This is hard being a mom. And she's like cutting up the cucumbers and then they each get served. and she's like, Grandpa came over today

and Grandpa was like, hi. And I'm like, oh my God, if this is your daughter, I guess you're just like, you know what, we will have to support her for the rest of her life. And we just, you know. Remember when she dragged them all to the beach? It's like, now you've got four dolls on the beach, getting all sandy and fucking, it's hot.

They love the beach. Yeah. They love the waves. No, don't you? Be careful, Timmy. Yeah. Be careful. I want the monkey one.

Oh, that's pretty cute. Do you remember Monchichi? Oh, yeah, Monchichi. Moncee, oh, so soft and cuddly with his hand in his mouth, it's really neat. Oh, munchy, munchy, munchy. Yeah. I love Munchy too.

So Kylie is, I guess, going to have a song out. And she said, it's been my dream to always do pop music. And she's doing this interview and she's being kind of fun and sarcastic and be like, no, I think I have the best voice of anyone. Like, she really came off pretty nice and cute. Anyway, when she said, this is something I've wanted my whole life, I can attest to that truth. Okay. Because one of the first times that I hung out with the Kardashians, we watched, came over for a taping of skating with celebrities. I was pregnant with Brandon. Oh, wow. And I went to it and was at their house before their Hidden Hills house. And Chris had gotten all this catered food.

It was out on like platters. We're just having like, you know, like whatever, like some Italian food watching it. And then it was a house that had like a little like a speaker system on it, like a kind of an older situation. And Kylie got on there and was like, come upstairs. The show's about to start. And we come upstairs. And upstairs is a pool table room that they had. and Kylie is there

in this adorable like belly dancing outfit. Was she like five? She's yeah like seven or eight. Okay. And she stands on, maybe it was in a pool table, but she stood on something.

She was high up. And she danced to Shakira. Oh, da, da, da, da, da, da, and she was doing her hips and everything. And I just thought it was adorable. And then Caitlin Bruce at the time goes, okay, I think this is enough. Because it was, you know,

it was kind of a sexy dance. Hips don't lie, baby. It was hips don't lie. And, like, Kim thought it was hilarious, and they all thought it was great. And so I'm like, yeah, she wants to sing. She has a nice voice. Why the fuck not? Good for her.

Oh, yeah. Love it. Of course. It's supposedly, watch out Shakira. It's King Kylie every, I guess all over TikTok. I don't understand the King Kylie thing. When they go, it's your King Kylie era. I don't get that.

Because in 2016, remember when she had the teal hair? Okay. She went through an era where she had teal hair. It was really cute. now she's doing pink, but apparently on TikTok, there's a whole nostalgia for 2016, which we love. Okay. That was really, we really peaked in 2016, so I'm thrilled to go back to it. Okay.

This top knot that I constantly do, which is from Kim when she broke the internet with the champagne with their butt. Oh, yeah. From the cover of, what was that name of that magazine? So I want paper. Yeah, paper. We want all the 2016 isms coming back. So she did King Kylie. That was when she did the lip kit.

Okay. She has since sold the lip kit to Cody brands, and it hasn't done as well. she's bringing she's doing another collab or something yeah she did some um pop up and had a big party and she wore pink and a pink wig yeah so now she's bringing back king kiley because she's doing the makeup again and now she's saying um and it's on that on a song that i love um so it's like over a song that was really popular in the pandemic i think it's all great plus i love her voice if you her videos especially what she does with stormy which she'll be like let's make cookies and it's like ASMR like you're like oh god she's so soothing

she's a really soft Larsa Pippin kind of yeah oh yeah like I'm just upset with you Lisa they never raise their voice yeah and she does seem like she's a really great mom yeah Jojo Siwa is out of again she's out singing and she wrote all

she's like listen to the words of the song it's up but I and in it it it's like her voice is raspy and she actually says that and who changes more than she because she's still with a guy Ooh. But seeing her sing and dance, I think the guy could be a phase. It's shocking.

It's truly unbelievable. I mean, I do have to say she is young, so young that, you know, you got to try everything. Yeah. You know, and I don't, of course. She's entertaining and she never stops working. So I'm impressed with her. While they were in the house, she's a hard worker. I could see them both being like, let's dabble, let's touch privates, let's

hump on each other's legs. The second they get out and she starts to sing and dance, I thought that's when he'd be like, yeah, I think I'm good. Because the singing and dancing is not sexy. It is not sexy at all. So I don't really understand what both either. I don't understand what either of them are doing. When they wake up in the bed together and like, I don't know.

The romantic like his arm up and her. They're on big brother. Well, they've been posting things on Instagram. They've been out. But it's just sort of like, I look. at her and I imagine myself with a man and I go it's not

I mean it's not entirely but then you just go how it's just that's what it looks like to me like she's like good morning I saw a really funny this lesbian watching dancing with the stars and there was some dancer on there with like shirtless that was just so hot and

she put over there like when you're a lesbian but you watch this dancing with the stars guy you could tell like her girlfriend was like her and she's like huh and she just keeps watching it like she's duetting it it was so funny it's just so i don't know what they're what do you think it's got i mean i don't know well let's talk about um each to their own real house as of new york the reboot was tragic and weird and boring and never caught on but now according to the rumors

which are nothing's confirmed that erin leachie who of course we knew that if there if anyone was going to stay she'd stay and sigh are the only two coming back to whatever real housewife of New York is going to be. And then in one of the things I read, they're like, oh, and they're also looking at a celebrity makeup artist that used to date John Gosling. I'm like, wait, what? No, that cannot be a real housewife. First of all, I don't know.

With the celebrity makeup artist, no, that's not, you need to be, I don't know. Did they live in, like, Chicago or Minneapolis? They didn't live in New York. Did they John Gosling? I don't know. It was such a weird article. That's what I'm saying. I don't even know if it's true.

But I don't know if they're going to bring back a bunch of new people. We know that Brin is not coming back. And because she said I'm not. But, yeah, I don't know if, what's her name? The lesbian, the J. Crewe lesbian. Jenna Lyons. Fuck the, the, I feel like I don't even, listen, tragic, treacherous trash. I don't even remember these.

I don't even remember these people. No. Like, Jess, remember when her husband was trying to be a stand. of comic and be funny all the time and eat during therapy Zoom sessions and though those schicks, I could not handle those schicks of that guy that he was the worst. I don't know. I just feel like will they possibly bring in a couple golden? They need to. But they can't with the same. There's no way that someone who's like 60 is going to truly be friends

and want to hang out and die laughing with someone who's like 40. They did hang out with Tinsley though. and now that was a while ago but they did mesh well I thought Tinsley brought a good energy I'm like at this point go off to Chateau what is

Rinda's dumbhouse called Oh Blue Stone Manor Oh yeah Blue Stone Manor Just resurrect the Christmas Sweters Yeah I'm telling you something right now Brandy everybody loves Blue Stone Manor

And when I had the girls there and I cooked I cleaned I made it nice And I did that and everyone loves it That's why I'm gonna do a raffle and one lucky person, the raffle tickets are $2,000 each, but one lucky person is going to come

and hang out for me for Halloween and Blunto Manor. Yeah, like, honestly, either do a girl's trip every three weeks, but get them out to Bluestone Manor, get Jill Zerrin, setting Dorenda off because Dorenda can't take Jill. Oh, God, they hate each other. Yeah.

I mean, honestly, I'm fine with get them all back. I mean, I know Ramona wouldn't do it. No, I don't know that they hate each other, but whatever. It would be good. And get Brandy Glanville back on, ASAP, Who really knows when this is going to be?

Like, I feel like years have gone by since I saw the show. It's so boring and dumb. I'm not doing it at all. Okay, well, I think that we can wrap it up, girls. Well, what a fun time. So where can they buy tickets are San Francisco friends if there's even any left? If you want to see a Nightmare on Strip Street in San Francisco at the Great Star Theater, you can only get tickets on fever, I believe it's an app or a website, fever.com, yeah.

A Nightmare and Strips Street. Yeah, San Francisco, anywhere in the Bay Area. We had people that have come from like Fresno, you know, Sacramento, all around. It plays through November 2nd. And then, of course, the podcast is Dumb Gay Podcast. Yes. You guys do a lot of different, funny, lighter stuff on Patreon. So people love your Patreon.

And they go to what website to sign up for all that stuff? Go to Julianbrandy.com. And then you can come find us on Patreon. on, yeah, you want to find us on Patreon. That's where it's at. Definitely. That's where it's at. And if you are still debating and you happen to be going to Vegas or you haven't made your

decision, get your tickets now. I know I've been saying that we really are almost sold out. We will sell out. I just had my parents look and there's like five tickets left. And I was annoyed because I got this email from like Stubhub. Yeah. That had Sabrina Carpenter at the top. And I was like, oh, let me see what to do with Sabrina Carpenter.

they have any pit. And then you're the show at BravoCon or the show in Vegas, the weekend of BravoCon is right underneath. And I'm like, they are really trying it. No, in full damn well, there's only five tickets left for this bitch. So good luck. I'm telling you guys, that thing is pretty much sold out. So you got to get on there if you want the tickets.

I am so just being with you guys in the last 24 hours is just being me that much more excited to do this show. And I can't wait for people to see it and experience it. And so you go to Heatherbittalon. net for that. I also want to tell people, Juicy Crimes is a free podcast that drops up, drops every Wednesday. Some people are confused because I was saying subscribe. Well, we want you to subscribe so that it pops up and you remember it. So it is there for you. And also it has their own YouTube as well. So that's every Wednesday. Heatheridallon.net will direct you to everything.

And thank you to the beautiful battery, the battery, San Francisco. hotel and the restaurant. Incredible. So good. It's called the Woolsey. Woolery? Sorry. Drake's like, where am I?

I wasn't sure. I was in another world. Whatever. The restaurant inside of this place is incredible. The porterhouse steak was one of the best things I've ever had. And it's sitting, the bone sitting in the fridge waiting for the dogs. Can't wait for me, meaning me. I just want to throw in really quick.

There is a couple very, very, very juicy stories. only to be heard at the Vegas show. You guys, it's really going to be fucking annoying that Heather's never going to let us repeat these stories. Heather's stories. We beg her to, no matter where we're at, whatever lunch, we're like, Heather, tell this story. And she's going to do it at that show.

So, like, get in because it's like the circle of trust. Yep. Yep. Thank you. Love you. Bye.