Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Brandy and Julie, Hollywood Divorces,Gay Husbands and Fake babies

Episode Date: October 21, 2025

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San Francisco Edition, with the stars, your favorite girls, stars of Dumb Gay Podcast. I called it gay dumb, but it's dumb, leads the gay. And so in that case, we have Brandy Howard, Julie Goldman, San Francisco edition. We are recording from a stunning place. Stunning. This is the battery in San Francisco. It's on Battery Street in the financial district.

And our room is gorgeous. We had a fabulous dinner last night. Oh, my God. It was amazing, like private boutique, members-only hotel. You can rent, I mean, you can book a room and have, and then therefore, have dinner there. So it's very private, very chic. And then prior to that, the reason we came up is because Brandy and Julie have been doing this great live show, Nightmare on Strip Street, which is such a fun Halloween, but it's

like, could go on forever. And you guys wrote the whole show, and it's lots of dancing and the best music, and it's all like owed to the best horror stars of the last. three decades of movies and it's funny and it's sexy but not too sexy that you'd feel weird right yeah well you went with drakey put i went with drakey but let's just remind people what drake's life is like okay i mean the other day he said to me he's like oh just my life cutting another clip of my mom talking about another man's dick size because i was talking about uh yeah the wood song with stewart And does that mean that Travis Kelsey has a nine-inch dick or a 2.3-inch dick?

We don't know. It's a mystery. And then also, of course, we talked about Kim Kardashian's dick for her fake, her faux bush underwear. And he had to cut that clip to it. So he has a weird life. But I didn't, going back to the show, it's not too sexy that you'd feel awkward or anything. It's like just really great dancers. And you're so funny in it, Julie.

And it's just such a good show. So if you happen to be in San Francisco for the next couple of weeks, you absolutely have to go. We were at the 4 o'clock Sunday show, and it was sold out. So if you don't buy your tickets today, I don't know that they're going to have a chance. I know. I think the rest of the run might be pretty sold. But it's hard to say, since we're getting closer to Halloween. But I'm sure there's seats available.

And we did take you on stage, Heather, for some sexy season. But we don't want to reveal all the fun that happens in the show. We're not really supposed to do it. But I was surprised. I looked cute enough But I think if I knew I had to come on stage I probably would have changed Did a little different on my outfit

But it was perfect We had a like one of our like original 14 listeners Because you know we only have 14 listeners She was there Now we didn't call her on stage We called you Would you have been What would you have thought

If we just called a rando and not you? I would have been completely fine with that Like I was not expecting anything When you said try to get an aisle seat, I thought it was because maybe like the dancers came through the aisles and did something, you know, and like, whatever, put your face in your tits. I thought I was looking for something more like that. I know. So, no, I did not know. You did not, I did not suspect anything when you said that.

But it was perfect. So fun and so great. And it was awesome. And then we had a beautiful dinner. Oh. And then we worked on, it's a full work trip, worked on the live show. show that we're doing, which we're getting more and more excited about. People don't even know.

The stuff we have up our sleeves, November 14th, at the MGM grant. Now, it is at 10 p.m., which is a lot later than the 4 p.m. show that I went to last night. So ladies, you need to pace yourself, especially if you're going to be at Bromicon all weekend. Brace yourself and paste yourself. You do not want to be sloppy wasted drunk for my show. You want to be just the right amount of. after dinner buzz and it's Vegas the sloppiness comes there's plenty of time there's like be sloppy the show Saturday or Sunday be sloppy oh I mean play it's just there's so much time when was the last time you did stand up oh I just did it at my at my country club

I'm doing another country club event oh okay she's on on the seventh yeah and yeah so I'm excited it'll have some stand-up in it and some fun lots of fun stuff we all three of us are just like bugging on with like weird creative energy yeah i don't know why we are horny for this show yeah it's going to be so good well i'm excited so good so let's get into some hot topics that happened now i thought this was pretty interesting you know brittney spears uh former husband k fed has written a book i will be reading it um i cut a clip talking about it and i did an invite to collab and if those of you that don't know that how it works is you'll see that someone like mentioned you in an Instagram and you if you say yes to the collab it means it actually goes on

their feed and KFa did collab with me and I would really like to have KFET on the show. I know some people are like what's this you know like Cardi B or somebody some artists are talking about what a little bitch he is. Nikki Minaj. I'm in Nicky Minaj he shouldn't be saying anything and I'm like listen, this is his, you know, this is his life too. And they're like, well, why is he doing it now? And I think he probably, based on their financial agreement, I think he couldn't maybe write about her or talk about her or do interviews about her while there was a agreement going on. Now that the boys are older, this is probably the first time he can actually do something like this. And she is the mother of his kids. So yeah, like if you're,

that is, sorry that it's Brittany, but that is his former wife and co-parent. So, yeah, he has a story to tell. He definitely has a right to tell his story. Yeah. But does that mean, we're into it? No, I mean, we're not. We still would be happy to hear him come on your show

and then we can all talk shit about him, you know? Yeah, I mean, and I would ask all the tough questions, but also, you know, I think, yeah, I think it could be interesting. Well, what kind of tough question would you ask him? Give us an example, like about the finances? I mean, I want to ask about his, the first girl, the cute, the cute pretty girl. Sharr Jackson? Yeah, and those two kids and what that was like in the beginning.

Do the kids all talk to each other and get along because then he had a third wife that he had a couple kids with? And what was it like? Remember when he and Brittany tried to do that weird show on like the WB? They tried to have like their own reality show for a minute. Are you kidding? Chaotic? Yeah. That's right. That's right. It is so good. Yeah, there's just a lot. And, of course, I would read the book. I'm one of the few interviewers that read the book before I interview you.

So if you have a book coming out, you want a great interview before you say yes to a bunch of people that are reading cards that their producers wrote, I actually read the book. Yeah. You read Chenate O'Connor. Oh, I read everything. Yeah. Now, let me just get into, so this is interesting. So Brittany went off, and she did her posts, and, um, you know,

You know, there's plenty of posts with the brown sensible pumps. They're back in full effect, fedora, you know, a summer dress with a winter heel. It's a lot going on. However, she did write some things where she's pissed about the book, kind of calling out her sons too, saying this one I haven't seen in so long. This one I barely talked to. Like, you need to come to me. But then this is where the juicy part came, where the juicy scooper said it to me.

She also wrote, I might even start my own radio podcast. this is for radio podcast and thank you to the people supporting my heart right now i know you guys understand it hurts and prez hilton you are the absolute adorable and you made my heart smile so you know prez is doing his his work now listen um again yeah would that be fun if she does a podcast do we think that she could no just like wendy williams Wendy Williams has been talking about her radio podcast for the last five years. We know how hard this is. We know that you have to be consistent.

Even with all the handholding in the world, it's not going to continue if you're not someone that's in a state of mind of being consecutive and consistent and doing work. Underpaid, undervalued, overworked. You have to be a self-manager. You have to be willing to just like get up, do the work. But listen, I was interviewed. by Brittany once. So I just thinking about

when I was at the Chateau-Mermont. Well, maybe she'll have you on when she has a radio on her head. She put the candle on her head. She took the thing off the other than that. Do you believe in Jesus? It could be a fun interview. It could be, whoever she interviews

could be a very different kind of interview show. Well, I mean, it's through the grapevine. It's saying that one of the top five first people that she's going to get is you. So like I think that. It's on the streets. Yeah, the word on the street is that's one of the top of, so you should just get ready

because it's going to be, you know what I mean? Oh, please. Of course you all wish her well. She's giving us so much joy. Oh, I saw someone do a really fun video. They did a Britney wean. So everyone for their Halloween-themed party had to dress in some phase of Brittany.

So there was the red outfit that remember Ramona Singer did. It was like the karaoke thing. There was all the things. That's crazy. Someone with a snake. Yeah. Yeah, the focus outfit. I mean, it could be, it was, that's a fun idea.

So celebrate her. Okay, now a little update on our girl, Wendy. Yes. And Wendy from Real House, I said Potomac. She did a post and she said, and through it all, God remains faithful. Thank you for the outpouring of love, support, prayers for myself, and most importantly, my family during this time, we are forever grateful. Just to remind you guys, this is Wendy from Potomac.

and she and her husband have been arrested. They're facing six one. She's facing 16 counts, felony counts. He's doing 19. They claimed that they were robbed of all their jewels and purses. And in fact, they had returned them the week prior, gotten the money. And also she was wearing one of the rings that was lost after she reported it and then decided to wear it while she was filming Potomac.

And she has four degrees and her husband's an attorney. So when people say, I don't know. know if college is that important anymore i would say this is a pretty damn good argument like well also with all those degrees you didn't know not to wear the damn ring out what is the matter with you because she's fabulous and anyway this is the this is the photo that she posts i just need to say if you're going to do i'm just going to if you're going to do this with the long we're going to had your most fabulous photo that you had like you know from a photo shoot if you're going to say thank you for your support god is good. Why wouldn't you just do a flower or a family photo or you like hugging your kids or

something, but no, just me looking the most fabulous because that's her. She's Karen Hugar. I mean, this is the prototype of a real housewife to a T where they are so incredibly full of themselves that they would post this photo when they're asking, or when they're thinking support. Even Karen Hugar, the queen, humbled herself. when she went and had to get in that car to go to the courthouse, in my opinion. She was taken, like, she was humbled, I thought. What about the crying video on the reunion was, I thought, pretty sad, too. Yeah, like, she really was, was taking, taken down a notch.

This is so egregious. I can't even deal with how entitled and arrogant and gross and just, sorry. and I she has been bugging on with her four degrees and her bragging and I you know and it sucks because there are times where she's super funny and it'll be like oh god she's and then I know I like her and now I don't but this you went on you judge people and karma's a bitch I wanted to write under this oh I guess this was one of the outfits that wasn't quote unquote fake stolen I mean and then go but just like the fact that and we're watching Potomac and every time I'm watching it and watch her with her smug just her smugness i just think to myself you got caught even in the

potomac this week she's doing a maniacal laugh yeah to is it kirna yeah to k and she's doing this weird creepy scary laugh and it's like yeah none of this is landing now and it is so tragic tragic, like cringe. I wonder if in light of her arrest, if the editors are scrambling to put in more of those wink, wink to the audience moments. Right. Even if it hadn't made the original cut, they're going back and they're like, remember when she was, you know, talking about how rich they were in their jewels

or they, remember that part of her shopping that was on the editing floor? Let's put that back in in episode eight because they have time. I wonder, though, because I didn't hear so much last night as I did in the beginning of, Oh, Happy Eddie is just doing so well. Happy Eddie is just doing so well. That's her husband who has a cannabis company, even though he's an attorney called Happy Eddie, which of course is legal, but...

I didn't hear a lot about it last night, like I had been in the first two episodes. So hopefully they're not hiding it. I want them to boost it. Yes. Oh, yeah. I do also, I just want to say about this, too, because I agree with you.

Like, you're acting like something happened to you. Right. Like something happened to you, but you're still fabulous about, rising above it as if you aren't the you weren't the problem you're not a victim of your own crime you committed it like you you god is good okay but it's not that you didn't you didn't get in a car accident you're it's not like a thing where it's not like your kid is going through some yeah treatment right even if he was this is probably the photo that she would post that's who she is exactly that's her

how she sees yourself and how she wants the world to see herself even through committing and I don't even care good get money from insurance take all take them for a ride they deserve it however when you are you you just can't you just can't brag and you can't judge and you can't walk around saying that you're rich and then commit insurance fraud like that's where well it's also in lying about saying that there was a broke it's not just that you screwed over the insurance company right not like your ring went down the sink it was your fault and you said you lost it on a plane and I want my money back.

That would be a little bit of a little bit harmless. You told the cops, you filled out the police report, you went and told your neighbors that you were robbed to scare them, you went on a podcast and talked about it in detail.

So it's all of that. You're right, I agree with you 100%. You made yourself a victim and now we have to feel sorry for you when you committed the crime and you're still doing it. And then Annie was interviewed on the street and he's like I don't know

I'm sad I mean I really enjoy I love Wendy and you know she's great she's a great housewife and yeah I get it this like I said when this shit happens when bad stuff happens when there isn't a real grave but like a

financial grave or a criminal grave those editors get out and do an Irish jig on the grave and they are excited that editors the producer they are happy to see bad things happen providing everyone's life is saved And mark my words, either she or Eddie or both will be on the next season of Dancing with the Stars. Dancing with the cons.

Dancing with the cons. Dancing with the criminals. Definitely. With George Santos. Definitely it's going to give them a spot on the traitors. Because that's good because you're a lying cheat. Yes. And probably the special forces.

Yes. It seems like they are down for criminals. Yes. Because they'll break you down. Yeah. I would say redemption. I would, if we were, if we were betting women. Okay.

I would say they're more likely either one of them. She will get on traitors. He will go on the special forces. I don't think they're going to do dancing with stars just yet. I don't think she's famous enough, to be honest. I don't think this is like that. I don't think that franchise, even though it's been around forever. Yeah.

I don't think it's up there with like the Beverly Hills. But we'll see. That's fair. Okay. Then I had said, what if you were the girl that was supposed to do? the wife swap with Wendy which by the way that is ABC I take it back she might be doing dancing with the cons

and I said what if how bummed would you be and then this person sent that there and they're like Heather look this girl did a TikTok just got the call our bravo wife swap show is postponed until further notice yeah welcome to all the ladies that went to Morocco real house ultimate girls trapped in Morocco

which Randy it wanted us to start a class action lawsuit for all the bravo viewers that will never get to see Ultimate Girls Trip Morocco. We are working on that. We are going to be taking signatures. You want to be part of this at the live show.

We're actually starting a change.org petition. Yes, we have a couple lawyers, not my sister, it's not her expertise. We have some lawyers through AI chat GPT law firm that are willing to take on this case. And I'm thinking with the amount of people signing up, we all might be entitled to $7 to $12. Exactly.

Oh, I was thinking we're 18 to 20. No, okay. Well, we're going to try. We're going to try. Because we have all been traumatized. We have talked about it for hours. People have woken up in cold sweats. Then what about the actual people that were on the show? Gretchen, we never will get to see. We'll never get to see Alex

McCord, who allegedly was in the bathroom when Brandy Glanville, you know, inadvertently or very overtly, stuck her finger up Caroline Manzo's grandma pants we don't know and we never will know it's not right it's not it's not right you want to protest something yes go go protest that that's right how about no morocco day yeah yeah auntie cohen you're not a king yeah you're not a king yeah you're not

a king this from us stop it you're totally oh my god I just thought about you're right no king's day no Andy Cohen yeah you can't tell us what to do stop the censorship yeah stop It's women's rights. It's women's rights. You're absolutely right. This is hands being tail with a remote. He's holding the remote away from us and we are not being able to see what we are entitled as American Bravo Watchers and international. We're going with actually international lawsuit. Blessed be the Morocco. Blessed be the eye. Come on. Speaking of international crime, did you hear about the Louvre Museum? Yes. I did not. I did not. They, at the museum, in broad daylight, these experienced, obviously, Robert, I mean, this is straight out of like every heist, Oceans 11 type of movie that you've seen.

They got a truck with like a crane somehow like went through the top and then jumped down and got these jewels that, you know, while people were like in the museum, there's been these jewels there forever, which is like, you know, the crown jewels, like of a French, what? whatever, king, monarchy and now the crown is, they did find the crown. Oh, like as someone was running, the crown dropped. That old chestnut, like Kim Kardashian, the one jewel was on the ground that they stole from Kim Kardashian, like a huge diamond. They're like, who drops it? So someone did drop the crown, but the rest has been gone. They closed the, it happened on the 19th.

They closed the museum after that. Most people say we probably will never recover the. jewels they cannot be estimated they're so old they're so valuable they're so and of course they'll you know break them apart and cut them in half and and whatever but so and one of the things was this big you know diamond and emerald necklace thing and then I noticed this here we go here's Kim Kardashian wearing a weird new dress with a nude thing around her face which is not the first time she's done this, she did this with Kanye, where she was covering her face, and the jewels

are emerald. So then I did my detective work, and this was actually taken before they were stolen. But I swear, I'm like, if she, if it was stolen, and then she chose to like, just to get people talking, chose a necklace that might be looking like that, just to get us talking, because this is just to get us talking. And I do think I was taken by believing that she's selling faux, faux hairy skims because they were all sold out in every color of fake pub every size

show me one person unboxing their fake pub thing and I will say I'm wrong but now I think it was all a marketing thing because the show is coming back they are super rich and successful but us the chatter about them

has gone way down we don't really talk about them And, you know, so now Chris is doing a podcast and Kim's on another podcast or doing podcasts. They're making faux bushes for underwear and they're covering their face at an event to get people to talk. Because if she just wore this with just looking beautiful, we'd be like, whatever, it's a cream dress with a waistline. Who cares? And the sleeve capes. I would have gotten a pair of the, I'm bald.

I'm a bald eagle, Drake. So, and I felt like it was kind of like against my waist. will. I wanted to leave. The landing strip? Yeah, I got laser. I had a landing strip. And she's like, what do you need this for? And I was like, okay, I guess we're going to get. And it was the best thing I ever did. But I was going to enjoy cosplaying a little bush.

Yeah, well, we'll see. That'd have been fun. Well, you can join the waiting list. Let's just see if it actually exists. And now, if she wasn't thinking of doing it, maybe this was a little test. We'll make it look like it's all sold out. If there truly is a wait list for it, that's what I think it is. I don't think they ever made them.

Okay. Because making faux hair, I mean, that seems like kind of a harder job than just doing a simple G-string. So I think that was the plan. We'll see what the result is, if people really want to buy it, how many people are actually on the wait list for it, and then we'll make them, or we won't, and we'll all forget about this two weeks from now.

I think her next stunt should be flesh-colored, you know, that comes in all different colors, bathing suit with nips on the outside in the bush. Yeah. So just at the beach, just like, oh, nips and bush, laying out. And people are like, what? People are like, busboys are crushing each other at the Vegas pool.

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I can't wait to dig into that Louvre thing. You know how exciting that is? I mean, and if you've been to the Louvre, too, that shit is crowded. Like that shit's crap. I have not been there, so what's... It's so crowded. You can't believe it. it it you to even walk through it is a to hate humanity it's it's like it's like a nightmare it's like a

nightmare is looking at the jewels so the glass like an exciting part of the visit i thought the all because they have full rooms that look like they've made to look like castles and and the monarchies like residence and i thought the jewels was cool julie of course needed to see like the knee case she's like i want to see a sculpture i'm like oh god it's not just any sculpture but okay and also there's certain pieces in the loove that I particularly want. I was like, I can't do this. She's like, it's right at the beginning. Please, please, please. I'm like, okay, but we're not seeing the Mona Lisa. It's breathtaking, okay? It's breathtaking. However, the fact that these guys did this in an Ocean's 11 style thing in the middle of the day while it's crowded with thousands and thousands

of people. Like, it's astounding. It's astounding. The guy comes down like Tom Cruise, uh, dunna, dunna, gets the jewels. You know what I was thinking with all the AI stuff that now AI can do for you. You know what? They can't steal in broad daylight yet. So the work ethic of these jewelers, they have not just gone lazy and just tried to steal someone's

Bitcoin from their account through a cyber freak tech thing. No, they actually got up that day, met together, made a plan. They've been playing. Listen, I love a heist. They say men don't have friends. These guys seem like they're pretty close.

They met a bunch of times and talked about it. Not only that, a bunch of times, they met for a year, at least, a year. I guarantee you when the documentary of this is made, and it will be made, that they've met for a year. I mean, I love a heist, Drake. I can't tell you how much I love a heist. And she loves art. I love art, and I love a heist.

And an art heist together, I'll get the skims with the bush, too, just to mop it up. Like this. And I have plenty of hair. So I'm just saying like. Your bush is going to be coming out the side of the bush. underwear exactly so it's just like I am so obsessed I can't wait until it turns out it's going to be these euro guys and they're smoking and eating weird sandwiches and they're planning and they have a blueprint and a van and then there's probably somebody got killed

sometimes somewhere along the way maybe it's somebody's last I hope there's a set of brothers yes set of brothers yeah set up and somebody's like this is the last one man yeah I'm not After this, Wait, but they're French. They're French. Oh, this is the last one. After this one, I'm not doing this anymore. I'm going to move.

I'm going to move to Nice. Yeah, they escaped on scooters. Exactly. Get your Vespa. I just would love it if it was like a lime scooter. Like, we were on the Lyme scooter yesterday. Wait, before I talk about that, I just have to say a little correction. And since we're talking about history, the faux Harry Bush underwear,

Kim did not invent it. Um, hookers from, from the 1800s invented it because it would cover their venereal disease. Hmm. So they would wear those. To cover the crabs crawling around? Yes. Yes. Or if they, I guess, had to shave it to get rid of the crabs.

Oh. Then they would put that on for when the gentleman collars would come. So she is not the creator of anything, apparently. And she is going after all these, um, companies. that are counterfeiting her skims, which they truly, they're doing the real counterfeit. They're not just like stealing the look like everyone does, like she did with Spanx.

They are actually making skim's signs, I mean, you know, labels. Oh, they're doing like a full on doops. So she is going after them and they absolutely, she should. That's like completely wrong to do. Especially since she's not even technically really selling them. So now we're all going to have to get the dupes. And then she's going to go, I didn't make that. And we'll go, how do you know?

And she'll go, because I never made any. I actually never manufactured or produced, not a single Bush underwear. Yeah, you know what? Again, hashtag no Bush Day? What the hell? Like, we want our thing. Stop just playing with us. This is terrible.

Speaking of Bushes, the Real Housewives of OC were very close to showing us theirs when they went to Amsterdam and wore the most ridiculous outfits to walk around in the day in Amsterdam. So we have, Tamara was wearing like very tiny black shirt. shorts, almost like bikini bottom black shorts, bare legs and boots and a top. Then we have Jen, who has a good body, and she's doing, again, my worst, the sheer look, the bathing suit with lace over it, look. And then we had Emily, who is wearing this black dress that has all these cutouts on the side, in the midriff, and it's very, very sexy. My only thing is she was

sporting on a day that she had like a couple bruises. The drunken banging. Yeah, like she had the bruise of like where you woke up in the middle of the night and you bumped into your nightstand and I'm like maybe this isn't the day that you wear the cutout that shows the bruise or at least go get some of that body makeup

and cover it up. Maybe wait till the night maybe just till the sun goes down a little. Yeah. Just like it is like it's broad daylight you're walking down the street in what looks like to be I mean I mean well Emily is like beautiful

and statuesque and gorgeous. I'm done with the cutouts. I think it's a wrap. And I'm done with the bathing suit with the tights. Like, we're not spreading the news. Start spreading the news. No, bitch. Fucking take your leotard with the tights and get out.

They're all doing this. Like, it's done. It was done with Aaron from New York when she worked to Bravo Khan. That was the end of it. Let's move to a new. Let's get the Bush. If you want to do something, let's get the bush panties.

Also, I think Emily is beautiful, too. I've never, what's shocking is when they do those two confessional looks in the same episode. And you're literally like, it was like there were twins separated at birth. And then they got back together. And you're like, oh, I kind of see resemblance. One is she looks stunning. Her hair is parted down the middle. She has extensions in.

It's long. She has like a gold, like a goldy brown, normal top on, not too low cut. hair and makeup look amazing then the other one is when she looks like China the wrestler rest in peace where they give her where she had this low cut black dress on and then she has this black hair that's like

emphasizing her neck and shoulders it is the word like I would what you know what I also want to do I also want to find out who was the glam that did that look and what the fuck did she do to them that day seriously and who's the glam

that got her looking pretty again And Bravo should be, or the production company, they did her very dirty. She should have done a stern phone call. Like, I need pre-approval for all my, I'll reshoot all of my confessions if you're going to do me dirty like that. I just think the makeup and hair people have way too much influence over these women on what to do, how to do their hair, what they just are like, I guess you know better than me to the guy who's the makeup artist who secretly hates them.

No, like you've been doing makeup your whole life. you lived a pretty life before you got on the show. Don't be convinced to do weird fucking things to your hair and makeup because some guy is telling you to. That's right. What does this 26-year-old gay makeup artist know about your 48-year-old face and why you shouldn't wear this strange wig? Or some shimmery.

Nine times out of ten, literally they look more beautiful when they do their own makeup and they're filming in their house than they do in those confessionals. like so she is gorgeous and that confessional though has now become worst confessional look is a good one oh yeah okay okay um okay listen then gretchen which this was her look which was very strange you know she had a weird bump it look that went with the dress but it was just a bit much okay but you know gets us talking so then i don't think it's not bad she made a list of how she's different than Tamara and they highlighted it

I'm not harming or constantly hurting my friends I'm not discussing personal information my friends ask me not to talk about like she did to Shannon about her dad when she said did you say your dad's an alcoholic and Shannon's like Tamara my dad is 97

if he wants to have a triple vodka at Javier's with me he's entitled to also can I point out she did say harming damning information when she said that But Tamara slept with the guy from 98 degrees and also said that she was a terrible singer with the song.

So those are two things that she did do. That's only number two. True that. And then she said, I don't call or DM bloggers and try to get them to post horrible things about my castmates. That's true. I don't think she does that. Okay.

Actually, I feel bad when I mess up. She doesn't. Okay. So then she's cat her little list. So this one, so then I came across. basic and bravo so many that again there's so many of these

Instagram accounts that are funny Shannon Bador a decade of meltdowns how long can this woman circle the same dream so they put all the times in all the seasons that she actually said I have been through the hardest year of my life this is the worst year of my life but you don't get it is my life has been hell

I'm finally getting out of the worst year of my life to currently enter another worst year my life and I was like all I know is that when the show started Shannon lived in a 13 and a half million dollar home and after being on the show for 12 years she's in her fifth rental now if that's not some hands male hands made hands made shit of women like how is it that you've been on TV for 12 years and yes I understand you got divorced but like how is it that you got like less financially stable? Yes.

Because we're hiring all the makeup artists that don't know, that don't like you. Yeah. And then taking them to events. You know what I would like to do? I would like to offer all the housewives, um, to come to my show and we will do a YouTube type makeup tutorial of how to do your own makeup so that at one point you might be able to purchase your own home after you've been on a show for 12 years that airs in 135 countries like how is this possible it's unbelievable brandy gave me a makeup tutorial on

YouTube once many years ago yes and it was very enlightening and I would say especially it was it was boy rock star makeup for lesbians like messy smoky eye but listen it was very informative it was very informative and you know we can all learn and I do want to say particularly the thing is with Emily and I she's got muscle she has a mass yes and I mean that and am I because I do too which is good because she works out yeah she works out she's strong so I was just so when I saw that china look I just was just like not to go back to that but I was offended for her because it's like you're you're accentuating it's like I if I wore that I would look like that too well then that's why I don't accentuate that a stylist a professional stylist who does clothes will look at your

body and say, oh, you know, this is the, you have a super tiny waist. We're going to give you like 1950s nipping that waist, you know, whatever. You have great legs, but you're a little thick in the middle. We're going to do a 1960s mini dress. So it's like, go, like, and with a pair of boots and like, they should know what looks good on your body. If you don't, that's fine. But you probably did before you started the show. And now you're just like walking in circles because you just assume that these quote-unquote professionals know better than you who've been dressing yourself for 43 years before you got hired to come on this dumb show

and you looked fine. You looked great. Exactly. Women need to have more confidence. They do. Okay. Now this is coming up about bi-wig hello drama, I guess, posted something and then Tamara reposted it.

Uh-oh. And it was about how she said, I sat next to a cast member on the couch at a reunion who had the worst breath ever. And then they showed a photo of Shannon talking to her. And there is something about calling someone out on having bad breath, which is like, I think it's more embarrassing than when Brandy Glanville said that Joanna Krupa had a stinking pussy. Or when Brandy Glanville had the tampon string hanging out of her puss. Right.

I always think it's worse than that because it's like, there's something about like, did something die in my mouth? didn't know it and you can't smell your own bad breath and what is so crazy is you sent this topic to me brandy and i only saw it after i woke up this morning at nine but i woke up i swear to god god this is how weird the universe is with the worst breath no oh weird than this now i know nobody wants to hear someone else's dream it's a very weird thing oh god here but i have a vivid dream so i'm going to shorten the dream in the dream it was very juicy i was single my 19-year-old boyfriend was in it. He went for my friend Maya, who's in The Golden Bachelor.

It was a whole story, okay? But in it, Shannon was going to hang out with my friend Maya and my old boyfriend now that they were getting married, my sister Shannon. And I'm like, I can't believe you're doing this to me. And then Shannon's husband goes, are we ever going to tell her? And they said, I had horrible breath. And I was like, how do I not know? And I remember in the dream, I'm looking to get a toothbrush and a toothpaste.

And I wake up to this. Now, come on, that is fucking weird. That is weird. I have never had a dream about someone saying I had bad breath. And it's Shannon and Shannon. Yes. Shannon and Shannon. Oh, my God.

Sometimes when people are like, it's like, is this? What is this? You know, I'm like, I don't know. I feel like we've just been on earth too long that, yes, sometimes it's a conspiracy theory. Sometimes it's just, I don't know, things are lining up in a weird way. But that's weird. Cut to Drake being like, just another day, cutting together my mom, single in her dream, boning down with her ex-boyfriend with bad breath.

I came across. Someone reposted and gays react, great Insta, I'm giving a lot of people shout-outs, posted the day that Andy Cohen went to go meet Luann in this dramatic sit-down interview and he's walking through the Hamptons and he's like, I'm in the Hamptons with a bottle of Rose. I'm going to talk to Luann.

I've got questions. she's got answers and I remember everyone was dying getting so excited for this thing and I made Brandon now this is 2017 I made Brandon get in a similar blue shirt I put in talcum powder in his hair to make it look gray salt and pepper he was like 12 and he did it so I re so I reposted that but what I reposted it I was like I can't wait to read my kids memoirs because nobody's going to have these fucking stories I'm like stop doing your homework branded exactly put down your pencil He's like studying for the SATs. You're like, we're going to do a thing on below deck.

Get in here. Your sister's filming it. Peter, sit down. That's like, that shit should have won a damn Emmy. That below deck one. I love it. Repost that one. You know what?

Maybe we'll share it at the show or something. I want you both to know that I'm pretty sure neither of you has bad breath. Thank you. Yeah. It's something that bothers me that I'm scared about and people will comment that I'm chewing gum like a horse. And I'm like, well, it's better than, it's why I only. drink vodka. I hate even doing a shot of tequila because I feel like it's just like coming

out of my face. But I feel like with a lot of these girls, it's coming. It's like Stacy, right? They've said it about Lisa Vanderpump. No, we don't know. They said about Stacy at Potomac? Yes. That's like the huge storyline. That she has bad breath? Yes, and it's very mean. They said that her

breath walks in the room before she does. Andy Cohen and Watch What Happens Live did a whole thing of like, I don't know if it was dragon breath. It was a game. It was very mean-spirited. And they're sort of bullying her about it and trying to embarrass her and she that bitch Stacy she is impervious honey like that QVC made her so she will not crack she will not go negative she's so gorgeous she's so beautiful she's like I look at my face okay I don't care for my breastings I'm like yeah in your body

too but I'm so insecure about it and then people make fun of you and shugum there was an episode of odd mom out do you remember that on bravo yes that was a good show yeah and she was Jewish and they did like yam kippur and you fast right mom and the whole episode is about how when you fast you get stinky breath it's like a thing so i'm like and it's it kind of always is and i notice it with myself like because i don't eat a lot like if i'm trying to be like anorexic or like skip meals it's like yeah your mouth gets dry definitely yeah definitely there's a dry i think what is crazy is that i can remember people throughout my life who some of them i i try truly door a door in love and if you have bad breath or your boyfriend of bad

I remember it like and it's real so this is what I would do if I was one of these housewives that was remotely being accused of it I would call my agent right now and I would be like work a campaign around this of like laughing at it and now I take these little mint things whatever time give me the brand deal yeah totally make the lemonade as Shannon would, you know, take the nine lemons and squeeze that lemonade, Shannon, and hopefully the lemons will help you if this isn't case true. Or is it just another time that Tamara is dancing on a former friend's grave. Like dance, she like to tap dance. She likes to do an Irish jig. She, oh my God, she gets so excited when somebody is suffering. So, yeah. I mean,

you got to see the Stacey thing. It's beyond. Good for her. Yeah, good for her. She's getting into the worst divorce ever. Denise Richards with Aaron Pfeiffer's. So they were in court. She, of course, is saying that she was physically abused by him. His mother, who was one of the four tenants that was living in her house for two years, not paying rent.

She said, I never saw my son ever abused Denise. However, I saw her throw a can opener at him. Okay. Okay. So, you know, she has physical, you know, signs that he did. His own sister said, you know, his own sister said that she witnessed it. So because of all that abuse, after they got out of court, he was arrested on those abuse charges. He since bailed out at $200,000 and they caught radar online or somebody caught him, caught him, or they called him, where he's walking out. And he's like, no, of course I sure. I still love Denise. I just hope she gets the help that she, you know, needs because I, you know, obviously you're not well if you're just like making lies to hurt people. But no, I mean, I just hope she gets better and we really can't say anything more.

So that's- Sure, Jan. Yeah. I'm not buying it. He says he wants half all the only fans money that she makes, which is like a couple hundred thousand a month because at one time he was taking the photos. I think if she didn't pay him for that, although she was, because she was. she was letting his family live in the house.

Yeah. So he was being paid in that way, his bills and everything. I think if she didn't, she could consider giving him a lump sum as a photographer and be done with it. It's not like they reuse images. Exactly. And that's what I said. It's not like the two of them sat down and wrote 12 seasons of Grey's Anatomy together. And now they're breaking up and she's like, you're not getting a dollar of that syndication money. No, we created that together. Photos like OnlyFans is somewhat topical. You use it once? and then you're done. You're not going to keep sending it. It's not like someone's doing

like a print like Andy Warhol of Bill and Monroe that everybody's going to have a print of her in their house. Denise, can you send me the photo of you holding the pans? Yeah. And can we make it just like it's almost like a cartoon? No, we're not reusing the pans photo. Exactly. So we're rooting for her.

Now, Kristen Bell is getting a lot of flak because she, this is what happens when you're not a comedian. You're not a stand. up you're not a comedic writer and you think that you are because you do comedic fun stuff and you know people think you're funny acting she posted a you know 12 year anniversary pick where she's like hugging her husband dach shepherd and wrote to the man who said that he even something would have wanted to kill me he never will kill me but it was like one too many sentences long it wasn't

Like, you know, and it is domestic violence awareness month. And, you know, we're seeing what's going. Yeah, we're seeing what's going on or this week or something with Denise. And yeah, I mean, look, we all joke about loving dateline and like, you know, I have stuff in my act about like if I was to get killed, you know, by my husband. Even if you didn't do it, like I think I'm fine with having a whole special about it and having him go to prison. We all joke about it, but like, you know, when you put it like in a tweet, it's different than if you're doing it like in a stand-up or even joking about it in a conversational space like a podcast, which is conversation. Our type of podcast is conversation. And like so, I mean, look, she just tried to be funny and she wasn't just like Chrissy Teigen tried to be funny when she wrote those awful things to Courtney Stodden.

She was trying to be funny and she's not. funny your crime is that you're not funny yeah that's the problem and you're like seeing other comedians and then you take you steal from what they're doing and you but you do it wrong yeah and you do it in an isolated way that doesn't look good the problem is that she wanted to do the post 12 years ago today I married my best friend and she knew that was cringe and tragic so then she tried to make it sarcastic which by the way I did that I did that like seven years ago where I was like I had a whole thing my act about 12 years you know how people do that and then I actually put on my page the truth about it but it wasn't violent it was

like some funny thing like he's not my best friend yeah he's not right right yeah he's not my best friend like no your best friend is your girlfriend like right's just someone that I like you know kind of get along with sometimes sometimes they don't like I try to confide in him but he's not a good listener no he's not a good listener yeah doesn't remember shit a girlfriend remembers everything doesn't know how to me get dressed wouldn't give me good or bad advice like yeah so this is why lesbians are confused yeah this is why lesbians are confused i just want to say in closing i think christin and dachs are great and talented i think once again they shouldn't this is not a big deal i'm more talking about it because people shouldn't make a big deal out of someone trying to be funny on the internet that's

all it is i think people get more offended when you try and fail than if it was so inappropriate but but was actually funny, the people like, okay. Right, right. You know? Okay, I'll take it. Right. The most important thing is that she's the executive producer of the Tiny Chef show. And I don't, people need to look it up.

We love both. Is it with little people or just kids? It's, it's, no, it's a little creature. It's a creet. It's the cute, one of the cutest things I've ever seen in my life. Oh, yeah. I swear to God. They're both super talented and funny and they do have good marriage and they do.

So it's like, it's all fun. And I think they transcended a very basic, uh, beginning. I thought they both seemed like they, even though she was in Veronica Mars and stuff, seemed like they could have just been like, you run a TV show and you go wherever. And they have transcended that so well. Like they really are really bright stars.

Like I'm a pretty big fan of both of them, and I like their relationship and their kids. I think you're great. Yeah. I think they're great. Okay. So now these people aren't great. Massimo and Lori Loughlin are getting divorced.

And she did something that I think is kind of genius and fabulous. Okay. And only one of their first. person has done this where I could see it so vividly. Okay. And that was her very good friend, John Stamos, just happened to be on a podcast, the good guys, and went off on Mossimo. And when you're going through a contentious divorce with your ex-husband of many years,

you don't want to be the one that's on their talking shit and saying that his dick doesn't work or whatever. You want to act like a classy lady. This is the father by kids. But if you can get a friend to go and talk about it, who else did this, Heather? What do you talk about? Bethany Frankel and Caroline Radzwell.

When Bethany Frankel was going through a divorce. Carol. Carol. Carol. Did I call it Caroline? Yeah. And I was like, who's Caroline Radzwell? I'm getting a weird Kennedy Red Hat Association.

Carol. Bethany and Carol, Real House in New York, we're best friends. And Bethany was going through a horrible divorce, and it was a horrible divorce, and I was completely on Bethany's side of this with Jason Hoppy, Hoppy, and so she couldn't say anything publicly about him. He's the father of her kids, and they're going through his divorce. But Carol could say, yes, I've been there. I've seen the phone calls.

I've read the texts. And, you know, Bethany's just sitting there shaking your head, and you use your friend to get it out because they can do that. Right. And in this world of podcasting and social media, it's a pretty easy thing to do. So we love John Stamos. He said she is just the most fabulous woman ever. And he goes, now that whole college scandal thing, that was Massimo.

He pushed her to do that. She didn't want it. And then, you know, she sticks by and why he goes to prison. She went to prison for his idea. And he goes, and now there's room that now it's out there that the reason she is getting divorced is because she found Texan. emails on his computer and it was at that point she's just like I cannot do this anymore where he's cheating oh and he goes I don't know what hole he needs to fill which made me think a man's bottle maybe he's gay I don't know I was thinking that the minute you said he she found text

emails I was like gay I don't know it just came to me I don't know like the bad best dream he's it's is this him yes oh he's gay I was offended that's a gay person right there that's gay Lori is that her name on the show She is a doll, and I'm better, and she's so sweet. They're good friends, John Stamos and her. He's there eating the Greek yogurt on the podcast, helping her out. Yeah. But that fucking guy, he, he, for him to be, yeah, Masimo, for him to say,

to have the things caught, allegedly, if he was caught with things on his computer. His word on the street is like, oh, she's the one who orchestrated the rowing photos. And it's like, he said that? Yes, he said that's the reason they're breaking up. And I'm like, we saw email. Wait, Mossmo just said that too? He said, oh, so then that's why John is going, no, it was his idea. Yeah, because, and you could tell that it was because he was emailing people like,

I'm not having, no offense, Drake, ASU or U of A. It was U of A. She wanted to go to U of A. He's like, I'm not having my daughters go to U of A. That's a party school where all the rich kids go, and they don't learn anything. And he was like, dogging U of A, which is a great school. And it was all coming from him. Now he's blaming her for the stupid rowing photos. Listen, she didn't go to USC.

He did. and when he was there he did something very deceptive too he was like living in the Pratt house they did not know that he actually wasn't enrolled he took the enrollment money and he started to build his first clothing company which actually is super

smart genius but it's still deceptive so he was in a fraternity and was not enrolled in USC yes that's the rumor that I heard they thought he was enrolled like he took like he was there for one semester and then the next semester behind his parents back

but then he built this great thing so that he's like, I have good news and bad news, I'm not going to graduate, but I'm, you know, a million, whatever. And he's very successful, but John Stamos says he's a total narcissist, and that's the way he's been, and she's just done putting up with it. But 100%, as someone who went to USC, it makes, if I, it makes a lot more sense that the alumni, who is he, or even if he didn't graduate, went there and had fun, would be more excited to have his daughter go there, go to the games there, then get on a plane and go to U of A, go to Tucson. have her go there and she doesn't know because she was acting her whole life so i don't even know

that she went to college so she doesn't get the whole thing and she probably did just go along with it was clearly yeah clearly and also the teacher at the high school that they went to she said that he like was threatening and was like don't you fuck this up for us because the teacher the counselor was like we don't have a rowing team so like i don't know how you can say that your daughter is rowing when we don't have a rowing team here yeah so east coast thing anyway she's getting hers and hopefully she's having a great time getting cute she's just beautiful we bet you didn't know our new quieter trains are great for listening to that self-help podcast you lied about actually listening to get on board via rail love the way we bet you didn't know our new quieter

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I mean you're in the fashion industry who the fuck are you're going to meet exactly and by Wait, Masimo is in a fashion industry. Who knows? The Lavender marriage is so interesting to me, and as a gay person, I get, I just, there is a thing, though, where I'm like, she doesn't care, but then I think, what must it, I, I hope her next husband's Andy Cohen. But then you're like, you're, you're never going to be enough for that person. You're never enough. There's something that everyone's disassociated, and it. Like, for me, it gets real, real.

And it's like, it's all cute and funny and fun for everyone. But when you really think about it, she's never enough for them. For the guy. For the guy. He is gay. You will never satisfy the entirety of him. And if that's okay with you, then I guess that's okay. But when you really get down to the nitty gritty of it, it's quite painful.

Yeah. And I don't know. And so there's just like where I always, because I just read that. And then she was just like, I married two gay men and I don't care. They're not gay to me. You're in a disassociated state, lady. You are in a, no, you can be best friends and you can have a great relationship and all that's awesome and beautiful. But at the end of the day, there is something missing.

Yes. Maybe not for you. Maybe you don't care about sex and romance and affection and physical love. anything you don't know you don't know what you're missing that's all i think it's slightly problematic to say they're not gay to me well they're gay yeah well that's the other thing too then now we're dismissing his whole entire identity right and not just his identity but who his romantic and sexual feelings are for it there's just something so like disassociated and weird about it and it's not that they can't be like i said be best friends have your plutonic life if that's what you but but i can assure you he's not

having a plushonic life someone's missing out and I think that's fucking upsetting well here's some new news so I find to look forward to Billy McFarlane who tried to do the fire fire festival got caught there was a famous documentary about it he did his time then he came out and said there is going to be a fire festival too and then we need to hear about it well he's moved on now there's and there's going to be Phoenix. There's an island. Like Phoenix Festival?

There is an island called Phoenix. Oh, God. And he's announcing the first artist. They're coming. Everybody gets your tickets. Everybody's doing Instagrams and reels about it. And this is absolutely happening. I have investors.

And I'm like, what is this? They want it to be another fire. So they can flex, clout chase, have the bologna on the paper plate with the lettuce blowing off in the her. hurricane, freeze. I mean, like, I don't know where Phoenix is. I thought for some reason, I thought of regular Phoenix, and I was like, are they going to, like, have a zoo?

No, he's like, this is where the stage, there, he's on a beach. This is where the stage is going to be. And if you want, you could have a separate this, have of that. Like, why would you anybody ever, whether an artist or not, ever think that this person is going to, look, we never had Fire Festival, too. What happened with that? No, exactly. He needs to get Kendall Jenner, Bella Haddeen,

get them all on the wave runners again going through the water do the exact thing in the water yeah that exact campaign just be like we're here Leo jaw rule ludicrous get them all it's always jaw rule yeah um also okay real houses of um Miami do you know the the wretched thing so adriana had said to Kiki Kiki was making fun of her being old and she goes why do you have to be so ratchet and And, of course, everyone's like, oh, my God, how could you call a woman of color ratchet? That is like, everyone knows. That's, like, horrible.

And now, and then the next day, she goes, because English is not my first language, I was trying to say wretched. Like, you're being mean. You're being wretched. And then Marisol confesses on the couch at the reunion. I gave her that idea. I figured it out that that would make pretty good sense that maybe someone who is not perfect English would mess up two words.

But, so that was pretty good that she, like, exposed her on that. But she didn't care. She was just like, no, that's not true. So, whatever. But it seems like Kiki doesn't care. No. Kiki's good. Yeah.

I think she's got, like, a good head on her shoulders. The reaction of the entire table was, if you guys haven't seen it, you have to go back because it's like, she calls her Ratchet and, like, Gertie scream. She's like, ah! Like, they all die. And it's, I watched it a hundred times. like it's so great like the the in sync reaction to her calling her ratchet but it was a great idea but of course marisol then immediately busted her out and said it wasn't it was fake yeah i went

and listened to it too does something she's saying wretched and it's kind of genius of marisole because it shows that she was like let me help my dumb friend and thought of and was trying to be helpful but then when adriana was still horrible bitch to marisol throughout the rest of the season And she's like, fuck that. I'm pulling that out of my vagina at the reunion and throwing it up. That's one bone that's been stuck up there that's going to come out. Get the bone collector in that vagina. Yeah, yeah.

She said, you have to be cool to me, leave me alone for two years. Don't say my knees are saggy or whatever. Right. And then she said, I'm getting knee surgery. She's like, I'd had to start wearing nylons. You made you feel so bad about it. And it's like, yeah, that's a thing when people point it, when you're in the limelight and whether you read it online or whatever, like at your show,

show, they have Billy, the tricycle riding puppet from the saw movies in your show. And I immediately said, oh, look, I made an appearance. I did it because I remember the first time I saw a tweet, I was at Chelsea Lately, it was like 2010, where someone's like Heather looks like that puppet Billy. Or jigsaw. Some people call Jigsaw. Jigsaw. Yeah.

Who's Billy then? I think that's Billy and Jigsaw. Billy Bush? Oh. Yeah. Oh, I don't know Billy is. And I was like, oh, my. god it's funny i embrace it so when other people make fun of me for that i'm like you're not really

going to win on that because i've already embraced it as myself and like literally even wrote it in my second book like yeah i get it the but these cheeks are my cheeks then you know but a lot of people that get facial work done can look like jigsaw or they could look like that puppet lady that puppet lady that Janice? Yes, that puppet lady with it

they fill too much here. Yep. The one that plays the rock star one? Yeah, you know when

someone's filled their cheeks too much when from the back of them you see the cheek coming out. There's also

madam we might be thinking of. The madam, it's madam, it's madam, yeah. And so yeah, but sometimes someone will say that and you're like,

I never even knew that I did and you're like, the resemblance is uncanny. Like I do kind of look like that. But then we start loving him.

Now we love Jigsaw. We think he's cute. Yeah, I love it. And he's never going away. And then when people call like Chris Jenner that or Joan Rivers, I'm like, excuse me, I was the original. I've been seeing it lately around.

I'm like, that's Heather. How dare they? That's Hazard fucking thing. Like, it's not Chris Jenner. Okay, let me see what else I want to talk about. This is kind of juicy with these kids. So Ben Stiller's kids called out the actor for being absent during their childhood. We came last.

The comments on here were great because it's like, yeah, that's what dad, that's what parents have to do. They have to work. Yes, when you're a movie star, you're gone for a cent of time. But same with if you're in the military. It is really hard. It's not ideal that you're not at dinner every night, you know? I'm sure they've done studies.

If you have dinner every night as a family, you probably are the least dysfunctional unless people are throwing food at each other, which often happens. But, but I'm just saying like, and so I just thought that. That was kind of funny. Like, you know, you can't now complain about the fact that this is the case. You have how many, you're a kid of five? Yes. Did you guys have dinner every night?

We actually did. But it would be very late because my parents would be working in real estate. I didn't realize it was late until I had friends over. And they're like, where's dinner? I'm like, I don't know. We're eating when. Like my mom's making it. It's down like 839.

Oh, wow. And I never knew that like normal people, I remember. remember one time I saw on good times. They were like, Thanksgiving, they're like, dinner's at four. And I'm four. Even Thanksgiving, we'd have it like eight at night. Now, that's the classic one, because the mom's behind. You're like, when's the food coming out? Yeah. It's 10 o'clock at night. Yeah. Now, of course, we eat earlier. And yeah, we are not like a big sit down the table family. And I was always like, oh my God, that's so bad. But then in a certain point, I'm like, yeah, but we do a lot of other things together that people don't do. I don't think that dinner is

the because you had some just you have some some cookies for cocoa puffs in the fam yeah you're right we did have dinner every night yeah you had a hot plate that you'd plug in and you put all the food in the middle so it would stay hot oh that's nice yeah no one ever does that that's nice yeah so because like my dad like the yeah i don't know my mom would make a full pretty much a full dinner all the and when you started to work more maybe we'd get a little more like once in a while like a kinaigrant Pam's tired. She did real estate all day. She doesn't need to come cook for all the ungrateful kids. Speaking of Thanksgiving, I remember when I was living next to order, I was having a Thanksgiving. And the first year, I was like, okay, mom, you need to do a turkey. And I need to do a turkey.

Like, we don't have enough. So we did it all. And then the next year, I'm like, oh, and you're going to do your famous turkey because hers was so good. And she's like, oh, honey, I don't want to. And I'm like, but mom, you love cooking. She goes, no, I don't. And I go, what? No, I don't love cooking. I don't. I don't love cooking. I want to show up and have a glass of wine and talk to people and not worry about one thing. Like I'm 68 or whatever she was at the time at 70. Why can't I do that? And I was like, oh my God, I just assumed because you were good at it. Right.

That you, like, loved it. We all have that moment where we're like, wow, I've never gotten to know you. What are your interests? That's our own mom. What's your middle name again? Like, it's so weird. Because you think they're just doing it. But it's, that's how you love moms, you know.

Yeah. And I was like, oh, okay. So, okay, here's a juicy thing. This is according to people. A billionaire fashion CEO fell 320 feet to his death during a hike. And now his son is reportedly being investigated by police. Ooh. So the son of Isaac Andek, he's founder of the fashion giant mango.

Ooh. They were on a hike. And he fell. And the hike thing is so juicy. So good. Because there's been a few. The most tragic one was a dad was on a hike with like or brought his kid somewhere. And there was a dispute about child support and things like that.

And they took him to court thinking that he ended his child's life. That was horrible. But, you know, it's, it's. such a like there's no there's no cameras there's cameras on every corner but there's no cameras on this hike and if there's nobody else around and you're with an older guy who's to say that he didn't lose his footing yep there's a classic one i mean literally cue the hulu doc and three two one let's turn it on like are we really doing this yeah hi can't believe i can't believe i'm gonna finally talk about it we understand that you're um clap you're on the hike that day yes um and they're like can we get

Can I turn the era? It was weird because he, I remember him specifically saying, I'm 80, why do I have to go on a hike with you, son? And they were having trouble and the son said, dad, because it's one of those things we've never done together and it's not hard and I know you'll like it. And it was weird because when he called, he was like, hey, call me back. Something happened to dad. I didn't think there's anything big deal.

And then I called him. and he was like, yeah, he's been down there for four hours. Three days. But the cell service wasn't good, but when I called him back, he had answered the phone. Right. And was at an ATM. Yeah. With his wallet.

He managed to get his dad's wallet before he just was grabbing his wallet when he went over the thing. We watched this show called 911. It's like all 911 calls and then a crime. Oh, okay. Not the 911 TV scripted. No, no, no, no, it's a real one. Okay, yeah. And it's like this where it's like, there's literally one where the guy's like, hello.

It's a famous date line. Oh, yes. Hello. Oh, my girlfriend, she's, she's, I think she's, I don't know, I think she's dead. I don't understand. I just, I was at the door for a half an hour and I was banging and then I came in and she's been stabbed 20 times and there's a knife sticking out of her heart, 20 times. Oh, yeah, yeah.

And it's just like the dad at the bottom of the ravine. He said to commit suicide. And they just said that one, that's the Huladok, the death and apartment, yeah, death and apartment, whatever, that they just did confirm again. No, it's suicide. Stabbed 20 times. I stabbed myself 20 times in the back. She's like this.

Okay, hold on. I don't want to live. I can't even, I can't spend one more day here. Hold, let me do this one. Oh, let me do that one. I can't even put the knife through my back, through my heart. Sometimes I try to put like aloe vera when I get burned. and I'm like, can I reach it?

Like, I'm going to be able to stab myself back there. It's impossible. There's a spot, too, where I can't ever scratch. And it's, it's that one place. It's like, I don't even know. It's like you can't, but if you can get it, it feels so good. But you can never get it. Well, don't try to get it with a knife.

Don't get it with a knife. But you know, that's what happened to the dad. He pushed the dad right in the ravine. The cliff ones are genius. Come on. I mean, they're never going to find out. It really is genius, the cliff. You just have to hope they die.

I mean, the problem will be that they suffer. I'm actually not into hiking. And I just, you know what? If we want to go hike, what we'll do is we'll go on that tram. I want to do that this year. The tram and Palm Springs. Oh, we want to do too. We never have.

Go on the tram, take the photos from there, and then go down on the tram and then go to, like, Bar Cicill. What is it? Bar Cicill or Bar Issy? I don't know. I don't know. These Palm Springs restaurants I want to go to. It comes, becomes clear about the time when Peter and Drake, and Brandon decided your guys' Christmas card

was going to be out in Moab. And then you guys went and like, went, it's so random for the Tobias McDonald's clan to go, you guys, which you hiked through like waterfalls and then took your Christmas card? Oh, yes, that's in Utah. We have to wear those boots and stuff. It's like a full on hardcore hike.

And even Julie and I were like, we were like, oh yeah, do the hike. We're like, absolutely not. Like, we'll stand like on the street in front of the mountain. You know, I know you didn't want to talk about this show that everyone's talking about on a Netflix monster what is it called oh the neighbor

no not the neighbor you know the other one Ed Gein Monster I haven't watched it yet no I did want to talk about that you monster Ed Gein I didn't want to talk about the good neighbor okay well the good neighbor I started to watch and I will watch that but the it's a scripted show about this guy who like lived with his mother and he did really creepy crimes and I don't even know

to know what the crimes were it's the first he's the He's the impetus for psycho and for all the serial killers that have come since. But what I saw of just the trailer. Leatherface. Just the trailer is him. It looks like a woman. He's wearing a dress. And then someone rings the doorbelly and turns around.

And he has like the face of like another lot dead woman on his face. And I immediately thought it was the mother's face. But it's not. But I thought it was the mother's face. And I'm like, I don't think I should watch this because already Drake is like, wait, I'm figuring out a way to AI you. So you don't have to do your things anymore. Like, you're not going to AI my face.

So literally this is the 2025 version of AIing your mom to still be around when she's not around. Oh, they're already. They've already started working on stuff like where you record your voice and they're going to put it in a, they're going to put it in a AI thing so that you can always have. Like a teddy bear or whatever. So your mom's voice is always there talking to you? No, they are selling these teddy bears for like, and they did it, did it like, do you not have a boyfriend, or you a lonely girl?

And it's a panda. With a dildo. No. Here's Drake again. Just me, cutting my mom and her friend, talking about pandas with dildos. And a vibrator. Just like, which one do you want? Do you?

No, it like, it actually like cuddles you. And it's supposed to know when you're sad and like come over and like, be like, and like. And like, and like, it's your voice other. Are you sad, Julie? I'm going to have to get that. That sounds good. Anyway, that's the very way you don't want to hike. Then there's also devil in the sky.

We watched it. We watched it. We watched the whole thing. Is it good? A peacock. It's so good. Okay. Now, I remember we had this, I remember seeing the book at my house and about his life.

And it's a man in a clown costume because he used to do nice things and like go help sick kids and dress like a clown, which is what did not help the creepiness of clowns. because he was a serial killer of young gay men and he kept their bodies and all this stuff and because it was so long ago being gay you know many of them had to hide it or whatever so he would like solicit them at bars or whatnot

or try to get them and also again people just didn't search for people like they did back then and especially men especially young men yeah yeah I mean I have to say and this is very dark like it was in, I think it was in 1976. There's a

point where, and there's all these, they use in this show, the scripted show, because there's also a documentary of the same name, which we're about to watch, just not at night, but they use all these real photos. Every victim, they show real photo and then they show all these crime scene photos, not of, just of the house.

There is a point in time where they were just the cops, and it's in Chicago, are like, taking out body after body, like 30 corpse, under his house. And I was legitimately to my core sad that that didn't just happen. I was like, can you imagine if like we saw them pulling 30 bodies out of someone's house? Like in the middle of the news. Like in 2025, we'd be like, oh my God. Like that is so crazy that in 1976,

like the whole nation was like seeing them take body after body. Some of them had been under there for like 20 years or something. They weren't, you know, bloody or anything. But 30 corpses the guy had under his house. I remember listening to some podcast where the guy, like, went and was talking to him. There was tapes of him talking to him. That's what the next documentary is. Yeah. It's just him talking.

Wow. I can't wait. It's so good. It's so sad. It's so good. So this was sent to me. And this is from the TikTok called the Cliff Nots, the Cliff Notes gal. Sorry, the Cliff Notes gal.

And she said this was sent to her. And it's a story out of Scotland about how this girl was pregnant with her boyfriend's baby oh this is crazy and this is just crazy Julie's gonna die okay so cute girl they show her pregnant they have a baby shower you generally reveal the whole thing she's in white pregnant stomach like a very tight dress ball pregnant stomach but by the time the baby's born she's like I don't want the baby daddy here they're fighting whatever she gives birth to the baby she says that the baby had a heart condition and was born early and And, like, sends photos and stuff.

And then they do the boy, the boyfriend, baby daddy. It does get to see the child. They go to the doctor's appointment, but she's like, he cannot be in the doctor's appointment with me or she doesn't let him come. And people are seeing the baby and everything. So newborn baby pictures of, like, a very newborn preemie all wrapped up in a blanket. Yes. In a bassinet show.

And then, and the parents of the baby daddy are seeing the baby. and then one of her friends or something was there and realized that she was just like on her phone like flicking around while the baby was in the little bassinet over there and then so that person the mom first yeah the mom of the back's boyfriend the father of the baby was like why is the baby so cold and never moves that was one of the things I read the why is the baby so cold and never moves oh and then she said oh she just has a cold yeah just went to the doctor and so finally somebody's like really investigates and it is one of those dolls that look just like a real baby that you can order for like,

I don't know, a few hundred dollars or something. And so, and this girl allegedly also had faked cancer before she faked her fake baby doll. Like Brooks. Brooks is right for me. Yeah. So this pregnant, the pregnant stomach was just fake? Yes. The baby was fake though. And the baby was giving realism, honey. I want one of those dolls. But before it all came out, she did tell the boyfriend and the family that sadly the pre-mo baby had died when she felt like it was coming to the end but so it was a little confusing I don't know how they really found out because she did say that that the baby did die and so of course that wasn't true either because the baby never existed she never was pregnant she never had cancer she never gave birth the baby never

was cold the baby was one of those dolls oh we've seen the dolls in the magazine you know they don't they don't advertise them anymore but I'm obsessed with those dolls There was a version of a monkey doll. So it was like a baby monkey that you could have. And it looked realistic. Yeah. And then I follow the girls that are like, I follow this one girl who has all the kids. And you can get a baby, but you can also get them like toddler size and stuff.

And then she's like, oh, you've showed that to us because you're a seed. Get ready with me while I make my three kids lunch. This is hard being a mom. And she's like cutting up the cucumbers. and then they each get served. And she's like, Grandpa came over today and Grandpa was like, hi. And I'm like, oh, my God, if this is your daughter,

I guess you're just like, you know what, we will have to support her for the rest of her life. And we just, you know. Remember she dragged them all to the beach? It's like, now you've got four dolls on the beach getting all sandy and fucking, it's hot. They love the beach. Yeah.

They love the waves. No, don't you? Be careful. Timmy. Yeah. Be careful. I want the monkey one. It's pretty cute.

Do you remember Monchichi? Um, oh, yeah, Monchichi, chichi, Moncee, oh, so soft and cuddly with his hand in his mouth, it's really neat. Oh, Munchy, Munchy, Munchy, yeah. I love Munchy, so Kylie is, I guess, going to have a song out. And she said, it's been my dream to always do pop music. And she's doing this interview and she's being kind of fun and sarcastic. and be like, no, I think I have the best voice of anyone. Like, she really came off pretty nice and cute.

Anyway, when she said, this is something I've wanted my whole life, I can attest to that truth. Okay. Because one of the first times that I hung out with the Kardashians, we watched, came over for a taping of skating with celebrities. I was pregnant with Brandon. Ooh, wow. And I went to it and was at their house before their Hidden Hills house.

And Chris had gotten all this catered food. It was out on like platters. We're just having like, you know, like whatever, like some Italian food watching it. And then it was a house that had like a little like a speaker system on it, like kind of an older situation. And Kylie got on there and was like, come upstairs. The show's about to start. And we come upstairs. And upstairs is a pool table room that they had.

And Kylie is there in this adorable, like, belly dancing outfit. Was she, like five? She's, yeah, like seven or eight. Okay. And she stands on, maybe it was in a pool table, but she stood on something. She was high up. And she danced to Shakira. Oh, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da.

And she was doing her hips and everything. And I just thought it was adorable. And then Caitlin Bruce at the time goes, okay, I think this is enough. Because it was, you know, it was kind of a sexy dance. Hips don't lie, baby. It was hipst don't lie. And, like, Kim thought it was hilarious, and they all thought it was great. And so I'm like, yeah, she wants to sing.

She has a nice voice. Why the fuck not? Good for her. Oh, yeah. Love it. Of course. It's supposedly, watch out Shakira. It's King Kylie every, I guess all over TikTok.

I don't understand the King Kylie thing. When they go, it's your King Kylie era, I don't get that. Because in 2016, remember when she had the teal hair? Okay. She went through an era where she had teal hair. It was really cute. Now she's doing pink, but apparently on TikTok, there's a whole nostalgia for 2016, which we love. Okay.

That was really, we really peaked in 2016. So I'm thrilled to go back to it. Okay. This top knot that I constantly do, which is from Kim when she broke the internet with the champagne with their butt. Oh, yeah. From the cover of, what was that name of that magazine? So I want paper. Oh, yeah, paper.

We want all the 2016 isms coming back. So she did King Kylie. That was when she did the lip kit. Okay. She has since sold the lip kit to Cody brands, and it hasn't done as well. she's bringing she's doing another collab or something yeah she did some pop up and had a big party and she wore pink and a pink wig yeah so now

she's bringing back king Kylie because she's doing the makeup again and now she's saying and it's on that on a song that I love so it's like over a song that was really popular in the pandemic I think it's all great plus I love her voice if her videos especially what she does with Stormy which will be like let's make cookies and it's like ASMR like you're like oh god she's so

soothing. She's a really soft Larsa Pippin kind of. Oh yeah, like I'm just upset with you Lisa. They never raise their voice. Yeah, and she does seem like she's a really great mom. Yeah. Jojo Siwa is out of the gun.

She's out singing and she wrote all, she's like, listen to the words of the song, It's Up Up and I. And in it it, it's like her voice is raspy. And she actually says that. Who changes more than she? Because she's still with the guy. Ooh. But seeing her sing and dance i i think the guy could be a phase it's it's shocking it's truly

unbelievable i mean i do have to say she is young so young that you know you got to try everything yeah you know and i don't of course but she's entertaining and she never stops working so i'm impressed with her while they were in the house she's a hard worker i could see them both being like let's dabble let's touch privates let's hump on each other's legs the second thing get out and she starts to sing and dance i thought that's what he'd be like yeah i i think i'm good because the singing you dancing is not sexy it is not sexy at all so i don't really understand what both either i don't understand what either and they wake up in the bed together and like i like i don't know the romantic like his arm up and her they're on big brother and well they've

been posting things on instagram they've been out but it's just sort of like i look at her and i imagine myself with a man and I go it's not I mean it's not entirely but then you just go it's just that's what it looks like to me like she's like good morning I saw a really funny video of this lesbian

watching dancing with the stars and there was some dancer on there with like shirtless that was just so hot and she put over there like when you're a lesbian but you watch this dancing with the stars guy you could tell like her girlfriend was extra and she's like and she just keeps watching it like she's duet

it. It was so funny. It's just so, I don't know what there. What do you think is got? I mean, I don't know. Well, let's talk about, each to their own. Real House as of New York, the reboot was tragic and weird and boring and never caught on. But now

according to the rumors, which are nothing's confirmed, that Aaron Leachie, who of course we knew that if anyone was going to stay, she'd stay. And sigh are the only two coming back to what whatever real housewife of New York is going to be.

And then in one of the things I read, they're like, oh, and they're also looking at a celebrity makeup artist that used to date John Gosling. I'm like, wait, what? No, that cannot be a real housewife of New York. First of all, I don't, I don't know. With the celebrity makeup artist, no, that's not, you need to be, I don't know. I don't know. Did they live in, like, Chicago or Minneapolis?

They didn't live in New York. Did they John Gosling? I don't know. It's such a weird article. That's what I'm saying. I don't even know if it's true. But I don't know. if they're going to bring back a bunch

of new people. We know that Bryn is not coming back because she said I'm not. But yeah, I don't know if, what's her name? The lesbian, the J. Crewee lesbian. Oh, Jenna Lyons. I feel like I don't even, listen, tragic, treacherous trash. I don't even remember these. I don't even remember

these people. Like, Jessel, remember when her husband was trying to be a stand-up comic and be funny all the time, and eat during therapy Zoom sessions and though those schicks, I could not handle those schicks of that guy that he was the worst. I don't know. I just feel like,

will they possibly bring in a couple golden? They need to. But they can't with the same. There's no way that someone who's like 60 is going to truly be friends and want to hang out and die laughing with someone who's like 40. They did hang out with Tinsley though.

And now that was a while ago, but they did mesh well I thought Tinsley brought a good energy I'm like at this point go off to Chateau Chateau what is Rhinda's dumbhouse called oh Bluestone Manor yeah Blue Stone Manor just resurrect the Christmas sweaters yeah I'm tell you something right now Brandy everybody loves Blue Stone Manor and when I had the girls there and I cooked I cleaned I made it nice and I did that and everyone loves it that's why I'm gonna I'm gonna do a raffle and one lucky person the raffle tickets are $2,000 each, but one lucky person is going to come

and hang out for me for Halloween and Blunto Manor. Yeah, like, honestly, get either do a girl's trip every three weeks, but get them out to Bluestone Manor, get Jill Zerrin, setting Dorenda off because Dorenda can't take Jill. Oh, God, they hate each other. Yeah.

I mean, honestly, I'm fine with get them all back. I mean, I know Romano wouldn't do it. No, I don't know that they hate each other, but whatever. It would be good. And get Brandy Glanville back on. I, but who really knows when this is going to be. be like i feel like years have gone by since i saw the show boring and dumb i'm not i don't even care um okay well i think that we can wrap it up girls oh well what a fun time so where can they buy tickets

are san francisco friends if there's even any left if you want to see a nightmare and strip street in san francisco at the great star theater you can only get tickets on fever i believe it's an app or a website fever dot com yeah a nightmare and strip street yeah san francisco anywhere in the bay or area we had people that have come from like fresno you know sacramento all around it plays through november 2nd and then of course the podcast is dumb gay podcast yes you guys do a lot of different funny lighter stuff on patreon so people love your patreon and they go to what website to sign up for all that stuff go to julian brandy dot com and then you can come find us on patreon yeah you want to find us on Patreon. That's where it's at. Definitely. That's where it's at. And if you are still debating and you

happen to be going to Vegas or you haven't made your decision, get your tickets now. I know I've been saying that we really are almost sold out. We will sell out. I just had my parents look and there's like five tickets left and I was annoyed because I got this email from like Stubbub. Yeah. That had Sabrina Carpenter at the top and I was like, oh, let me see what's doing with Sabrina Carpenter. Like do they have any pit. And then you're, the show at BravoCon or the show in Vegas, the weekend of BravoCon is right underneath. And I'm like, they are really trying it. No, in full damn well, there's only five tickets left for this bitch. So good luck. I'm telling you guys, that thing is pretty much sold out. So you got to get on there if you want the tickets. I am so just being

with you guys in the last 24 hours is just being me that much more excited to do this show. And I can't wait for people to see it and experience it. And so you go to Heatherbittalyn.net for that. I also want to tell people, Juicy Crimes is a free podcast that drops up, drops every Wednesday. Some people are confused because I was saying subscribe. Well, we want you to subscribe so that it pops up and you remember it. So it is there for you and also it has their own YouTube as well. So that's every Wednesday. Heatherrodollin.com. We'll direct you to everything. And thank you to the beautiful battery, the battery, San Francisco hotel and the restaurant, incredible, so good.

It's called the Woolsey. Woolery? Sorry. Drake's like, where am I? I wasn't sure I was in another world. Whatever. The restaurant inside of this place is incredible. The porterhouse steak was one of the best things I've ever had,

and the bone sitting in the fridge waiting for the dogs. Can't wait for me, meaning me. I just want to throw in really quick. There is a couple very, very, very juicy. stories only to be heard at at the Vegas show you guys it's really gonna be fucking annoying that Heather's never gonna let us repeat these stories Heather's stories we beg her to no matter where we're at whatever lunch we're like Heather tell this story and she's gonna do it at at that show so like get it in

because it's like the circle of trust yep yep thank you love you bye