Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Brandy and Julie, Karen Read, Love Hotel, The Valley and AI Babies
Episode Date: May 29, 2025Brandy Howard and Julie Goldman of Dumb Gay Podcast are here! We get into the latest on Karen Read and our theories. Trump pardoned the Chrisley’s. The AMA’s were a lot of no shows. Diddy’s form...er umbrella holder has been named in a lawsuit. The Love Hotel men may not be truthful. AI babies are the greatest thing to happen to Bravo. The Valley is on its third episode of the alcoholic trial of Danny and we want him acquitted. So funny so juicy! -Go to https://hungryroot.com/JUICYSCOOP and use code JUICYSCOOP to get 40% off your first box plus get a FREE item in every box for life -For the bookings you’ve dreamed of, list your property on https://Booking.com! -Get 35% off on all orders above $139 @Mixtiles with code JUICYSCOOP at https://www.mixtiles.com/JUICYSCOOP #Mixtilespod Stand Up Tickets and info: https://heathermcdonald.net/ Subscribe to Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald and get extra juice on Patreon: https://bit.ly/JuicyScoopPod https://www.patreon.com/juicyscoop Shop Juicy Scoop Merch: https://juicyscoopshop.com Follow Me on Social Media: Instagram: https://www/instagram.com/heathermcdonald TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@heathermcdonald Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop.
I've got your favorite girls, Brandy Howard,
Julie Goldman of Dumb Gay Podcast.
We are gonna get into so much.
First, let's talk about the fun weekend we had together,
celebrating my beautiful niece, Haley Goldstein,
Shannon Goldstein, attorney at law's daughter,
had her high school graduation and you guys came
and we went to the local and-
It was fun, it was so fun.
It was so fun. We loved the local,
by the way. Yes, so fun.
The best frozen drinks in all of Coachella Valley.
And-
See that place has great food and great drinks.
No, that is for real.
And yes-
I got drunk within two seconds.
Me too.
And then we went, then we relaxed in the pool
and then we went out to dinner
and then we went to the Red Barn,
which was also a crazy night.
Fun.
We skipped a huge line,
longer than like an in and out line.
Around blocks of us.
You skipped it and what got us right to a booth.
It was the best.
I don't wanna sound privilege,
I actually know the owner from college, okay?
So there you go with that.
Well, there you go with that.
There you go with that.
Well, it still felt.
You get old enough and you actually know people that then own the establishment and I know the owners of the local, too
So it's just only because it's not because I'm flashing my juicy scoop titties around
Okay, well, it's not why we're getting special treatment in La Quinta that we are delights to serve. Oh
Well still it was great. There's nothing more I love than getting to the front of a line. I'll be honest with you
It's true. I like it priority boarding on the flight. I don't care. Normally I always feel bad
I feel bad about everything. I'm constantly feeling bad about it
I just feel too much and I love too hard and
But cutting to the front of the line makes me feel alive.
I love it.
And they, yeah, so, so fun, so great.
And we got a VIP tour.
And you know it's a banner night
when you get in a fight with your Uber driver.
Oh, life's not for dead.
We actually didn't even get in a fight.
We got yelled at and Heather had to like play mommy.
Cause I was in the front seat.
Heather was in the front seat you guys.
So that's what good friends we are.
That is right.
That Heather had to sit in the sucky seat.
And she showed her mommy wifey takey carry a v side
by making sure that that driver didn't get murdered that night by myself.
We had the two of you, but then we also had McKinsey and her boyfriend, but they were behaving.
Yes.
You got, like, it was just literally like Julie got yelled at for rolling down her window to get
some fresh air. So it was just one of those things that I was like, you know what, I already took 19
minutes to get this car. I'm like, let me just, I'm like, oh yes, I totally understand. Yes,
you know, like going along with whatever. Oh, of course we this car. I'm like, let me just, I'm like, oh yes, I totally understand, yes, you know,
like going along with whatever.
Oh, of course we will.
Like I was just, and the time before it,
when we were coming back from The Nest, which was so great,
I had a girl that was telling me
that I should email her about getting a copy of her free book.
And I was like, okay.
And because I was buzzed, I was like,
I don't know about that title,
you won't be able to get into Target.
And she's like, I don't want to be in Target.
I'm like, okay, whatever.
If you want to sell books, you might want to.
So I'm like, meanwhile, our guests that night,
we're like, oh, we had this Uber experience.
And he goes, oh my God, we had the greatest Uber experience.
We got in the van and the guy turned around
and handed us each a mic.
And for the 20 minutes back to our house,
they got to do karaoke in their Uber.
And meanwhile, I was giving book advice
in which I have to do the follow-up.
Exactly.
Now you have a job to do.
What the hell?
To read this woman's book.
Meanwhile, 13 different producers are right now
jotting down notes for the TV show
of the guy who does the Uber karaoke.
That's right.
That's Karen Cartman.
Yeah.
Oh, god.
And you also had to talk down Cuckoo Boo Boo from Alleged
from I Just Love, I Just Sping Out Love Too Much.
I just want to say, you know what?
I just like to spread love.
Can you shut the window?
Yeah.
Like, I just, I'm sorry.
I was positive light.
She said I was a positive light.
I like to just keep things positive.
I need you to shut the window.
OK, I'm doing it for your own good.
And she was like, I remember her name and I'm not going to say it,
but let's just call her Kelly.
She was like, hello, my name is Kelly.
Whatever you are in Kelly's Uber, this is Kelly's lift or whatever.
We were doing because I always do both apps.
And I was like, OK, like, oh, my God, just get us home.
Anyway, if you know the person that does the karaoke Uber
in the La Quinta Valley, I will be there in two weeks.
And I would like the number to that person.
And I'd like to set it up because I want that person
for my ride home from the nest.
Just be like, I'm gonna hire you all night.
And then I'll never have to go to a karaoke bar,
which always ends up kind of being like,
why did we choose to do this?
Yeah, you need, 20 minutes, just enough.
Also, I've said this over and over again,
cut the songs, karaoke people,
cut the songs to two minutes.
Yes.
By the time we get to the second verse
with like the instrumental,
the singer is tired and the audience is tired.
The two minute instrumental break comes in and everyone's like, oh, come on. And then
now the person's just dancing. And they always have to be like, instrumental part. You always
say it. You always have to say it. No lyrics now. But a two minute, cut it down to two
minutes and the person can dance, has the energy, you know.
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Also, last night we went to Nobu because Peter and I were celebrating 25 years of sticking
it through and keep carrying on.
And lots of fun, lots of love, great children, great family, great friends.
Were you two a love?
Yeah, just the two of us.
For your anniversary.
We were just the two of us.
I don't know if I'm speaking out of turn here.
Which you wanted to have invited.
But to your love, to speak to your love.
Oh, yes.
Now, Peter wasn't with us
because we were just like trying to like
be like desert sluts as we do.
Yeah.
And, but right when you got home,
Peter was, he was doing work around the house.
Always work around the house.
And you did send us a video and he was shirtless.
Yeah, shirtless.
Cause you were horn balling on in the backyard
to your old husband.
It was a memorial day.
It was a memorial day.
Yeah, we were having some fun.
Also when I got home, he'd set up a coffee situation
because we have a two story house.
So that was also my anniversary gift.
Is now I can have an espresso coffee,
just like Virgil Clooney in my bedroom before I even have to go downstairs so I feel like pretty amazing
Here I am. It was a nice night. I decided to wear a white dress like a little
wedding girl. Oh that's nice. Yeah and very fun. Okay speaking about a couple that we don't think has a great marriage. This is juicy.
Emmanuel and Brigitte Macron's.
Now to remind people, this is the president of France.
He is like 18 or 23 years younger than his wife.
He met his wife when she was a 39 year old married teacher of three and he was a student at the school.
I believe he was 16 at the time.
The stories has changed that maybe they just met nothing happened.
Right.
But shortly after she got divorced he went to college and then they have been together ever since.
ever since. There are also stories coming out of other content creators that believe that Brigitte was maybe born as Brad, I don't know. And that is in fact, God, that has become
like an internet thing. Like an urban legend about her.
Yes. And you know, there's videos of her speaking, wearing tight jeans, where it looks like there is something in it.
There is stories that go even further with this conspiracy.
And I'm not saying it's not true. It could be true. Don't yell at me. I'm telling you what's out there.
That she is in fact his father.
Okay?
I mean, wow.
Come on.
There was a missing child in the family that was a boy that we no longer saw, but then
came back as the girl.
And then somehow there was a illegitimate child.
I don't even know.
But I know people have enjoyed the rabbit hole of it.
But what happened was he was getting off his presidential plane and he, you know, the guy opens the door for him.
And then you see him about to walk out and he turns to the side to say, you can see it's the wife because she's wearing a red blazer and you see her red hand.
And she smacked, she like grabs his face like this.
She doesn't smack it, she grabs it like,
and then he goes back and then they come back out
and they're like,
and so they have said, oh no, we were just joking,
like, oh shut your face, you sexy thing.
My son, I don't know. I don't know.
Listen to your father.
Yeah.
But, you know, I mean, everyone picked it up
because it was juicy to see like a physical thing like that.
That was undeniable that the wife did that to him.
Right. What that was about, what their playful thing was.
If she was like, I told you you have food right there.
We don't know what it is.
Or maybe she was like, oh, I'm sick of you fucking everyone
around town.
Don't do it.
I mean, they're French.
Let's get into it.
Let's get into it.
I'm sure she slaps them every day.
It's giving the elevator with Jay-Z and Beyonce, though,
when they all came out at the end. And they were all like. I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean,
I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean,
I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean,
I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean,
I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean,
I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean,
I mean, I mean, I mean,
I mean, I mean, I mean,
I mean, I mean,
I mean, I mean,
I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, you know what I mean? She's I... Or they have one of those relationships.
Yeah.
Whether she... But also, okay say she was just a woman. He was just doing a
Mary Kay Letourneau situation. I mean there's a huge age difference there. It might be a very
motherly relationship even though he's the president and she still might be like...
Yeah maybe.
Shaking your face like scolding him, whatever.
Maybe he's like the secretary where that's what he wants.
But do you imagine if we saw a president's hand
reach out to his wife's face or something like that?
Yeah, it's juicy.
Because it's the woman.
It's juicy, or the man or the father.
We don't know.
I can't believe his father is still doing that to his face
after all these years.
Also, I know you guys, if you want the politics show,
go to Dumb Gay Podcast.
But I have to say something because this is about reality.
So breaking news, Todd and Julie Chrisley,
if Chrisley knows best, to remind you guys,
he was the patriarch of a very fun family.
It was a reality show.
It's coming back.
They just announced it was coming back on Lifetime,
which I don't think it was that, no,
it was on TBS for years.
TLC, right?
Oh, E.
It was a-
I thought it was TBS. Wow. Then switched to E. Oh, E. I thought it was TBS.
Wow.
Then switched to E?
I don't know, it's on Lifetime.
So I think it's with a new network
and they said we're starting the show
and it's about the older daughter Savannah,
who by the way, Savannah is dating this guy
whose wife is accused of trying to have him killed with her lover.
Savannah is dating this guy, okay?
Who's going through a lot right now.
Okay.
Because there was an attempted murder on him and they tracked it back to his wife They were like college sweethearts in the south Wow and her
Boyfriend that's like a young guy
Oh now we're into that like that tabloid movie or that movie where that she had the kid killed Nicole Kidman gone
Yes, and so this well, he's not that young. He's like, you know, they're like 40 and the boy's like 30.
And so he's going through all that,
is filed for divorce and everything, has a couple kids.
In the meantime, he's dating Savannah.
Savannah and her brother have been saying over and over
that our parents didn't deserve this sentence,
but also the situation in the jail
is horrible for both of them.
So they're in separate jails.
Obviously they're a man and a woman.
One thing really interesting about Todd Chrisley is-
He's gay. He's in his closet.
Is that what you were gonna say Heather?
And he actually likes it there.
And he's having fun.
I think the-
The most fun he's ever had.
I thought I read the report.
You're not sure if he was bummed about it.
No, of course he would be bummed about it.
I read the report that he said
there just wasn't enough hot guys in his jail.
And that was the issue.
I'm sure.
And she said it was too hot.
She said there wasn't air conditioning for her.
This was one of those cases that,
gonna tell you the best of my memory.
I cover a lot of stuff.
And it was a thing with people
that they, a couple of people that they worked with basically turned on them and went to
the government and said that they were doing all these like, it's like tax evading weird
things. And it did appear from what I got that a lot of their businesses and wealth were in, obtained in a very grifter-y way
to appear to be richer to have a reality show.
Oh, they own a department store.
Oh, they're fashionistas, whatever.
And then when they got the reality show,
which was a very kind of slightly scripted reality show,
it felt, I don't even think we were supposed to believe
it was a reality show.
The only thing that was real is that
they were playing themselves.
But the scenarios, he'd be like,
oh my God, Julie, if I don't get on you
and release my manliness inside of you,
stop with these kids and grandkids,
I need my wife.
And like, that would be the,
and then they'd be like, where are we gonna do it?
And then the camera would find them like, trying to get into the closet. And the kid would be like, where then they'd be like, where are we gonna do it? And then the camera would find them like trying to get
into the closet and the kid would be like,
where's my peanut butter and Charlie sandwich?
And he's like, gosh.
That's the one place he knows.
He knows where that is.
He knows exactly where that room is.
I mean, God damn.
According to Trump in the video I saw,
he felt they had an unfair sentence.
However, they have been there for a couple of years.
So regardless of how you feel, it's not like they got off. They've been there for a couple years. So regardless of how you feel,
it's not like they got off. They've been there for a couple of years and he pardoned them and he did
it and extra had the exclusive of him calling Savannah and of course Savannah and the older
brother and they are raising. I think the little sister, the little sister and like, or the grand
kid and a grand kid like there's
Yeah, because there's somebody who's who has a child and the mom's not involved
So they have that that person and then they also have their youngest brother who's like a teenager
So the two olders and then there's like one older that's like a little whatever. I don't know. She is a very vocal Trump supporter
Julie, Savannah. Oh, she is. Okay. Well then it paid off. Yeah. I mean I was wondering what, how, why Trump cared about these two.
There's so many, so many injustices in the world, but I'm glad, thank God, that these two are getting pardoned. You know what I mean?
And I mean, you know, the other, the other one was last time you did it, just to give it on the both sides, was with the Kim Kardashian.
last time you did it, just to give it on the both sides, was with the Kim Kardashian girl.
Yeah, that was good.
And that woman was, you know,
so many women are doing these enormously long sentences.
When you look into them, it's like,
I was with a drug dealer and I was, you know,
and I'm caring, like, so she got off.
Kim has also, over the weekend, graduated from law school.
Wow.
So she did the private tutoring
and technically has graduated from law school. She still So she did the private tutoring and technically is graduated from law school.
She still will have to pass the real California bar to actually practice, but good for her.
Well, my hope is this that Trump now goes and just pardons all the reality criminals.
I think that we need Jen Chani's to get out.
Okay.
And who else is in there?
Well, do we want the blood?
Sure.
Prick lady.
Let's get one drop out. Let's do them all. I mean, I also agree with you. Who else is in there? Well, do we want the blood? Sure. Prick lady.
Let's get one drop out.
Let's do them all.
I mean, I also agree with you.
One drop wasn't a reality star.
We just want to see her on a reality show.
But she was not a reality star.
But she's best friends with Jen Shaw now.
The two of them can go out, do a best friend, best gals
reality show, do a thing where she's like the blonde
and Jen Shaw can be like, the coach,
and they can have a great time.
I mean, and I agree with you, for white collar shit,
like get there in a year and you're out.
Go do pay your fines, you don't need to be in there
for 18 years.
However, like now we need to get everybody out.
We need everybody out now.
Let's get all the reality people out.
Can't have one without the other, let's go.
For the record.
Well, I mean, I definitely think Jen Shah should be using her contacts to see what she
can do.
She's been in there a couple years.
But they keep lowering her time.
They do.
I think she's scheduled to get out like January of 2027 now. So truly like 18 more months
and she could be out and filming with Bravo.
Thank God. So another crazy story that actually touched the Bravo world.
There is this guy, this is an awful story, but the person, the victim is alive. But these two guys,
and I'm going to say it again, the best of my ability, because it's crypto and Bitcoin and all
that confuses me. Drake had to give me a financial lesson on the way here.
I'm like, I still don't really understand it.
And basically what he says is crypto
is it's a way that you can like trade money
without paying taxes.
And I know I'm probably saying it wrong.
Probably freaking out.
Who cares?
It's a crypto thing.
It's digital currency and it is used on the dark web.
Okay.
So that it's not traceable.
Right.
So we can't just go, here's a million dollars,
go kill someone, but on the dark web you can.
And it's via crypto.
Oh, that's good.
Thank you for explaining.
Okay.
So anyway, it goes up and down with the stock.
So sometimes it's up, sometimes it's down.
Cause I was like, I thought this was like,
so two years ago and like nobody wanted to deal with it anymore. Well, it's up, sometimes it's not. Because I was like, I thought this was like, so two years ago and like nobody wanted to deal
with it anymore.
Well, it's back in anyway.
So these two guys have been arrested.
They were in the crypto world and they had this other guy
that had a ton of money in the crypto world.
They kidnapped him and physically tortured him,
like tied him up, was scaring him with like a chainsaw
to get his passwords to his crypto fortune.
He managed to escape.
I mean, you just don't hear about like men being kidnapped like this.
And at like a kind of like, talk about white collar.
I mean, these people are white, it's a white collar.
He gets out, they arrest the two men that they believe
are responsible for torturing this guy trying to get his crypto passwords. And this guy,
according to page six, Charlie Zakor, he was there while the guy was being arrested. And
he often stays at this apartment, according to people over the last few months. And he often stays at this apartment, according to people, over the last few months.
And he is part of the new Gen Z cast of Gen Z NYC or whatever it's called.
The Next Gen.
The Next Gen, which is Kim Zolziak's daughter and Teresa's daughter Gia.
And then a couple of people we don't know that are in that world.
Oh, Candy Burris is from Atlanta.
Her daughter is on it. And they're in New York City trying
to do things. Now, I heard this show, they, you know, had trouble people inside that it's
not that juicy. Well, I mean, you're welcome, Bravo. They're not saying this guy is being
arrested or even investigated. But he his, his description is that he's in cryptocurrency.
And he's connected to the kidnapper.
Yes, and I don't know if they're gay or straight or what,
but he definitely knows who the people are,
or at least one of the guys who was arrested.
Wow.
And is he in the full cast?
Do we know? Yeah.
Wow. No, they give a whole description of him. Here's his cast the full cast? Do we know? Yeah.
Wow.
No, they give a whole description of him.
Here's his cast photo.
See?
Sitting on a garbage can.
Yeah.
Where he belongs.
Right.
Take your crypto.
So that might be a juicy thing to look forward to.
Speaking of which, Lexi, who is Dina Manzo's daughter, did an interview with Gia,
who has her podcast.
And they just talked about how,
she talked about how she,
and I remember this from when I interviewed Dina,
how sad it is that Caroline Manzo and Dolores
wrote letters supporting her former stepdad,
who was convicted,
of having someone go and attack Dina and her new husband.
And they all tracked back to him,
but prior to him getting sentenced,
Caroline Manzo and Dolores and many, many other people,
she said, many, they were not the only ones,
wrote letters saying what a great guy he was.
And-
Well, maybe he'll get pardoned.
Let's hope not. Let's hope not for the dinner.
So anyway, that was kind of interesting.
And then they talked about how, yeah, how they,
the cousins, when your parents hate each other,
it's really hard to be, because she was raised,
so when Dina divorced her first husband, her dad,
she really needed support.
And she moved in with Caroline Manzo.
And so Lexi said that the three Manzo kids
were like her siblings, because for three or four years,
they all lived under one roof.
And I remember Dina telling me that.
And then the show came. I was getting mixed up. Is Dina's husband Caroline's brother, or is Dina telling me that. And then the show came.
I was going to mix it up. Is Dina's husband Caroline's brother or is Dina actual sisters
with Caroline?
It's so interesting. Okay. Caroline and Dina are kind of bookends to 10 kids. Caroline's
one of the elders and she's either the youngest or one of the youngest. They are real sisters,
100%. Caroline married Manzo.
Albie. Albie Manzo. Dina married Lexi's dad. They get divorced. Dina and Lexi move into
the house. She obviously knows her sister-in-law's, her sister's husband, but her sister's husband, but the her sister's husband,
Albie Manzo has a brother named Tommy.
And he starts coming around and seeing her all the time.
And they fall in love.
Oh, that's why they have the same husband.
And they get married.
And he allegedly wasn't a good husband.
And cheated and whatnot.
So they get divorced, but he wasn't happy with that, allegedly.
And then orchestrated an attack on which one of the attacks was just the new husband alone.
And one of them involved, she was there for it.
And that's why she got a nose job and everything, because she was beat up.
And her engagement ring from the new husband
was the only thing stolen.
Not the husband's Rolex, not other jewelry,
just the ring.
And it was like, no, I'm not involved.
And they were able to track it back to this mobster
who got an amazing deal to have his wedding
at the Brownstone.
deal to have his wedding at the brownstone.
Wow. So, wow.
So there is a lot there.
There's a lot.
Maybe Lexi will join the thing.
But she's very pretty.
You know, they should have.
Dina lives in Malibu.
I would love.
I know Dina probably does not want nothing to do with housewives.
And that's why she allegedly didn't attend
like Teresa's wedding,
cause she just didn't want to be like on camera and stuff.
But you know, I would love to hear and see more from her.
Yes.
I think they should get Danielle Staub's daughter too,
who's also gorgeous.
Yeah.
She has two gorgeous daughters.
Right.
Yeah. That's right.
There's enough of those children.
Also Kelly Bessamone's kids.
We forgot Brooks Marks. And then of course Ali Shapiro that's right. There's enough of those children. Also Kelly Bessamone's kids. We forgot Brooks Marks.
And then of course Ali Shapiro.
Right.
Yeah, there's a million of them.
That's what I think.
I think they're just trying to,
I don't know why they added all these other people that we don't know.
I just think you could have used all of the Bravo children.
But I guess they wanted to have like, you know,
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Anyway, this is my new favorite thing.
TJ Love Lady, I don't know if this person
is the only one doing this or what,
but let's give him credit.
He has created, figured a way for AI to make baby versions of classic
housewife reunion moments. And I love it so much. Like Andy's face is so freaking cute. I just want
to like, I know it's not real, but it's so fun. And so in this one, this was my favorite. Who's going to check me boo?
And I mean, look at the little fat arm.
It's so please you guys subscribe to my YouTube because you would get all this and share it.
And the photos are really enhancing our lives here.
So this is she by Sheree and there was a and then go back and forth.
It's a little baby version too, of him talking about,
and then when she's like,
you said you were gonna have a helicopter,
drop me at my own party,
because he was a party planner,
who's gonna check me?
And then they somehow are able to also include
this little baby AI grabbing like a Lego helicopter.
Oh my God, I need, I'm in, I'm in.
And then also in the reunion, they have the women,
like the Lada women grabbing like bedazzled sippy cups.
Oh.
It is the most genius thing.
Then I've seen like, what's his butt with the podcast,
I told you guys, where the, you know, with the mullet.
Theo Von. Theo Von.
Yeah. Like his clips are funny anyway, but they'll take ones that really aren't that funny. you know, with the mullet. Theovon. Theovon, yeah.
Like his clips are funny anyway,
but they'll take ones that really aren't that funny,
where they're just whatever,
and now he's a baby doing it,
and I can just sit on like,
I actually wish this was the whole podcast,
and I'll just watch it.
Well, I have Drake working on the video aspect,
but in a quick moment, we were able to bring you this.
And this is just from today. but in a quick moment, we were able to bring you this.
And this is just from today.
Why does Julie look exactly like her?
Julie and Brandy as babies.
Like the thing about Julie is that does she look like a baby now?
Is she a grown toddler? Because that looks exactly like her.
Amazing. That looks exactly like her. Amazing.
That looks exactly like you.
Look at your necklaces.
It's so good.
That literally looks exactly like you.
I cannot deal with your necklaces.
I have a bracelet on or a watch.
I feel like when I started the Barbie thing, that was amazing.
I was the only one.
And then I was like, nobody even knows I'm doing this
and it's a lot of work and I just don't have time
and everything has a moment.
The 10 years of Juicy Scoop,
I'm not gonna do the same thing over and over again.
And people then started to do the Barbie stuff as well.
And I really had a great woman help me,
like she would bring, get the outfits,
figure out what they were doing for the,
and we would do all the dolls and I would go to Target
and I would look at the faces.
And sometimes I would thicken the brow myself
and do the hair.
And then she would send me the outfits.
And so I feel like then other people did it
and they did it even better.
Cause they did, I would do the voices,
but then they just overlaid the Barbies
with the actual audio and did a great job.
Very entertaining.
But you know, for right now, 2025, it's about the babies.
It's about the babies.
It's about the babies.
We'll get tired of this.
You know, they do, they did,
they also do old person version, not nearly as fun.
No one wants to see yourself old.
No, absolutely not.
We don't want to see ourselves as fat babies under four.
Do you remember that app that went around
where people would be like, oh my God,
and then show like, look at it.
And they, it was, it was the aging app.
And I'd be like, put that on me and lose your actual life.
I'll just look in the mirror. I'll just go look in the mirror.
I don't need you to.
Yeah, why do I want to see myself as 80?
Hey you guys, here's what I look like with cancer.
I don't want it.
I don't want it makes me sad, but this makes me happy.
Makes me so cute.
It's the cutest thing I've ever seen.
Okay, I want to give you a little update
on the Diddy trial because this actually is part of one of the many
civil lawsuits of people claiming
they were sexually assaulted.
And another person has been named
in this one particular assault,
which involves a male victim.
And that is P. Diddy and? Farnsworth Bentley. Farnsworth
Bentley. So to remind people that have been following pop culture for at least the last
20 years, there was, or even more than that maybe, because this guy would walk around. So P. Diddy would all of a sudden had his house
in the Hamptons.
And there was this time where it's like, oh my gosh,
this is the like, it's like the great Gatsby
in the Hamptons, but with like super successful black people
of all industries, but the music industry.
And again, dressed to the nines, all of this.
And part of it was where we'd see P,
P. Diddy walking around dressed like the great Gadsby
with this guy just carrying the umbrella
so not to be bothered by the sunlight.
So when we wrote White Chicks, somebody said we got to have the character,
the P. Diddy character, because nobody knew who that was. So in developing Terry Crews' character,
who was a rich black guy, but only wanted to date white women. And that's why he goes after
Marlon Wayne's character, who's dressing as a white woman. We had this other guy that,
and he was like an actor and part of our group,
but he was perfect to cast,
because he was contributing right everything to,
as the umbrella person.
So, I mean, literally this is this,
like we basically reenacted this scene
of having him like come around and do all that
based on all of this. So he has
fallen off of any kind of public life since like 2003, this guy. And he's married with children
to a woman. Wow. And has seemed to have a very like traditional life. So we'll see what happens with this civil case,
but that is something of face from the past
that has now emerged because, you know,
people from his past are hoping not to be emerging.
Well, I do wanna say that we, last time we were here,
we discussed the Met Gala, which was black dandyism.
And his name was coming up a lot, Farnsworth Bentley, in the discussion around the Met Gala, which was Black Dandyism. Yeah. And his name was coming up a lot, Farnsworth Bentley, in the discussion.
Yeah.
Around the Met Gala, because he was very early, early days, like bringing that back.
Right. And that's what it was.
I mean, it was that's why this whole thing that we were saying. Amazing.
So little updates on this.
Diddy's ex assistant named Capricorn Clark.
She took the stand.
She, to just sum it up, she talked a lot about how she was threatened.
She worked for him, but then she would be accused of stealing stuff and then they'd
put her in a room and make her take polygraph tests.
And they're like, if you don't pass the polygraph test, you're going to be thrown in a river
and never heard from again.
And then I guess she would pass the polygraph test and then she'd continue working and that she was fearful. But then of course,
the defense brings up a text where she's like, hey, chocolate is what she used to call Sean Combs.
You know, did I ever tell you I had before I started working for you, I had a major crush on
you. And I feel like we had a missed opportunity. And that text, according to the fence, came way after all this awful stuff
that she had been through.
So, you know, then Suge Knight had done a call
from prison to TMZ.
He is saying, yes, you know, I believe all this
because his name keeps coming up.
There's just so much I'm not gonna try
to cover every little moment.
But her quote was, he said, if you fail this test,
they're going to throw you in the East River.
Oh.
And there was a lot of that stuff of like,
I think that you stole and now you have to take a test,
which is a lie detector test or something like that,
which, you know, at the same time,
these same people were responsible
for buying all the baby oil and like,
what did you take a bottle of baby oil?
Just the paranoidness that, you know, just that.
Loving to make someone take a test, loving, threatening.
Yeah.
He's such a.
And I'm sure paying people well,
which is why they're staying.
And then the Kid Cudi thing to remind you guys.
So Kid Cudi was seeing Cassie on the
side while she was at his beck and call to do these, you know, sex parties or freak offs.
And when Sean Combs found out, he took another person and a gun allegedly to Kid Cudi's house,
went into Kid Cudi's house, and then someone let Kid Cudi know,
hey, Sean Combs is at your house.
Kid Cudi went to the house
and they had some type of confrontation or whatever.
But when he got there,
along with threatening him with everything,
this is the weirdest part,
Sean Combs had opened his Christmas gifts under the tree.
There were presents for like under, under kid cut his tree,
like he did like a Grinch.
And like he was just like opening them up.
And it's just like, what?
And so then he left and then later on his car was blown up.
But then of course the defense says
there's no way to prove that that was ordered by him.
This is when we're sad that Chappelle's show's
not still around.
Oh my God.
That right there, him doing P. Diddy,
walking in and opening all the gifts in a bit of rage.
Oh my God.
Unreal.
J.Lo, this was an old video of J.Lo talking about Diddy.
And you know, I think it was like,
not Barbara Walters, but the other pretty blonde
that would do all the interviews back then.
You know who I mean?
Yes.
And she's like, well, Sean Combs, the one that got away.
And JLo's like, ah, no, no.
What was it?
Um, we just didn't want the same things as far as like family and future together. And I realized I needed to have more respect for myself
and it's not what I wanted.
And it's so crazy because, you know,
he really helped put her on the map as a singer.
She showed up in the green dress, the white low pants.
That's when her music started.
And then they broke up.
And the resemblance of JLo during this time
and Cassie, who he got right after,
and Cassie was basically, you know,
was younger and he could manipulate her.
And then he got her her one song
and then signed her to a 10 year contract
in which she recorded a hundred songs
and none of which we ever heard.
And a 10 record deal.
That's right, a 10 record deal.
Unheard of.
Yeah.
What is she supposed to work for you till she's 80
and then never released any of the music?
Completely like had her basically kidnapped
in plain sight.
Oh, also I remember I went to a house,
it was a friend of a Bravo celebrity invited me to a house
that their very wealthy friend
had just bought.
And this was about a year ago.
And it was P. Diddy's old house.
Absolutely stunning.
Several levels overlooking the view off of like Mulholland area.
And then there was like one drawer that was like four Diditty only, like in a drawer like that just said this.
And this is a year ago, so or a year and a half ago.
So there wasn't really all this out there.
And so the woman who bought it was like, I just thought that was so great.
I'm like, keep it.
It was like special dildo.
Exactly.
A bunch of drugs.
A gun. more baby oil.
Knives, nipple clamps.
The daughters graduated from Campbell Hall this weekend, his daughters.
And you know, they went to prom and everything and you know, awkward conversation if like
you're there and the mom taking, the sons were there like, and what do your parents do?
Also really weird, I saw this when Kim Porter, their mother was alive, they were young girls,
but they were not on the internet, didn't have any Instagram.
According to what I found, so just, I think I'm 99% right that this person
presented the correct information, but literally the day that she passed or very shortly after,
the girls started their The Combs sisters, The Combs twins YouTube page and started their
online presence. The day after the mother died.
Within a few days.
I think it was the day, but just to be safe,
I'm gonna say a couple days,
but it was literally like they were not,
they had no online presence when she was alive.
And then suddenly they did.
Oh, cause he didn't just care what they did.
Like what do you think that's?
I think he was probably okay or encouraging it maybe.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Leveraging their freedom.
And leveraging their loyalty to him.
And I mean, look, the kids want him to get off, of course,
because the whole goal of this is to prove
that Bad Boys Enterprise was a criminal enterprise
and therefore if the government proves their case,
the $400 million could go to,
or 400 billion or whatever it is,
I don't even know, no, maybe not 400 billion,
400 million at least,
could be seized by the government.
Which is their five or six kids inheritance, yeah,
and what they would live off.
That sucks, I mean the kids should get some money.
So there you go.
JLo, the AMAs, appears to have been a real weird situation.
So this one girl I followed, she popped up, she said,
I got a thing, do you wanna be one of the screaming fans
on the red carpet for the AMAs?
We'll pay you $100.
And she was like, all right.
She brought her girlfriend, she's young, like 25.
And then they said, actually, we don't have we don't
have $100 for you, but we will get you and and plus one to be able to sit in the audience
to the free show. So they're like, Sure, why not? Like, okay, have fun. So there was very
weird, the red carpet was very weird. They said the only person that would come over
and said was nice to them and say hi and like take a photo was Heidi Montauk, with Spencer of course. And then what I saw is almost
everybody that was nominated didn't go. Taylor Swift was completely snubbed by any nomination
or win maybe. Maybe she was nominated, she didn't win anything, not even like best tour.
And so she wasn't there. All the main winners, the big names, they all did their wins by
wasn't there. All the all the main winners, the big names, they all did their wins by Zoom, like, video. Thanks. And then it was hosted by JLo. And she did this. I watched
the whole opening and she did like a little song of something where she held the note
for really long. Like I think this was her moment to prove I can sing because there's
always those things of her being like, and
then I was, oh shit. You know, that like, that people have that like audio of her, like,
oh, that's, that's terrible and whatever. So she sat, so people cheered. And then she
did this. I mean, I can't even imagine now I'm not a dancer, how long it took her and
these dancers to come up with this four-minute dance routine
to all of the hottest songs of the year.
Oh, cool.
And the dancing was amazing.
And I'm like, I can't, I mean, really,
she is an incredible specimen for being 55 years old.
Like, the way she dances, looking great.
But again, just like, odd.
Like, just everything about it seemed like it was kind of
an odd situation.
It was weird that it was Memorial Day.
I don't think that's a great day to hold
like an awards ceremony.
If you want bad viewership,
that would be the day to host it, to have it.
And yeah, so.
The music awards general this year just seem,
or maybe it's just awards show in general
just seemed like they're.
Done.
Dying or. I think it's just weird. Yeah. Yeah, I think it's just awards show in general just seem like they're dying or?
I think it's just weird.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think it's a, yeah.
And then, I don't know, it just also makes me think
everyone's pushed it too far also on the red carpet.
Like we're sick of you and your bullshit,
Chapelrone, you don't care.
I don't even think she came.
Probably not.
There were very few people.
It was like James Charles, Like, that's it.
Another one.
Like, save it, keep it, stay home.
Like, we don't need you.
But it's just like, there's something.
I don't know if it was this year,
everyone just kind of like went.
Their outfit, everything just was,
it's like everything else is like, there's fatigue.
There's like music award, award fatigue.
Also, I wonder if there's fatigue. There's like music award or award fatigue.
Also I wonder if there are people are like,
don't even go because you're gonna be asked something
and if you say the wrong thing politically.
Maybe it's that, maybe it's that.
Like, you know.
Maybe it's that, chapel run, maybe it's that.
Yeah, you can't win in this situation.
Maybe it is, yeah.
So maybe just stay at home.
Cause everyone on a red carpet is wearing a pin
or a thing or like,
or here's my beliefs. Yeah.
And like, make sure you know that I'm. Yeah.
Karen Reed, you guys give it.
Well, to just catch you up.
The prosecution is now presenting the lamest reenest reenactment that you've ever seen
of how they believe she backed up and hit him. So according to the experts on the prosecution
side, there is a backup at that time of where she,
her car was going 24 miles an hour.
And they believe that's when she intentionally hit him,
killed him, left him to die.
And so they're like showing almost like the black box
of the car or whatever, all the different times.
And so in order, but the biggest question has been
if a car hit you, this SUV, and at that speed,
and hence that's what broke your tail light,
and as you lay back there,
why are there no broken chestbones?
Because the body, so they do a reenactment.
Is it a drawing?
Is it a human beings?
Are we doing a growling sketch here?
You would think it would be like an AI type of like,
you know, walking.
Is it babies?
No, it's a guy that dressed up in his clothes that night.
Nope.
And they filmed a video of him like,
holding an open cocktail glass and saying,
okay, this is how it would happen.
And the scratch marks on the arm
came from the broken tail light and glass.
And of course the defense says,
no, the scratch marks are from a dog.
Well, I was just with Michael Goldstein, Shannon's husband.
And I see all the scratch marks on the man's arm. I said, your arm looks like John O'K, Shannon's husband. Mm-hmm. And I see all these scratch marks on her hands.
I said, your arm looks like John O'Keefe's arm.
And he goes, oh, that's Lola, the dog.
She just gets too excited and whatever
when he's playing ball with her and he scratches her.
So they, you know, of course, defense things.
She left him.
He walked out of the car, went into the house, never came out because he got in an altercation.
This German shepherd that has been rehomed and no one's found his new home.
So they think, you know, then maybe he died there, stumbled out there.
And then to set to cover it up, they put him out in the snow so that she would come looking for him and think,
since I dropped him off, I might have maybe inadvertently hit him.
Or they did get an altercation and then he walked out to see where she was, slipped and
fell or was bleeding and then died in the snow and nobody knew.
He died in the snow until they all arrived looking for him that morning.
And therefore, the sister-in-law of the house didn't go into the house because...
She knew there had been a fight or something.
Or, yeah.
Like nothing happened, I don't even know.
Or the other thing is, the other theory is,
she did hit him and didn't know it.
He died there.
And when they realized that he was dead on the front lawn,
all the people, they all erased all their stuff.
This is kind of my latest theory,
but I don't necessarily think it's a good one.
But I'm just talking about if I was like in the jury room
and everybody's like talking that maybe then
because they were all drunk driving,
because they were all possibly swingers,
because they might do recreational drugs,
because they might do some dirty cop stuff,
they were like, holy shit,
a guy we were partying with last night is dead.
Everybody cover up their shit.
Right. Throw your phone into a vat of acid.
We were just partying, we were not doing coke,
we didn't get in a fight, I didn't bash his brains in,
the dog didn't bite him, none of it happened, all right?
So we're gonna get out of here and we're gonna go.
The thing is though, if they saw him out there,
he wasn't dead yet for a while
because he died of freezing in the snow.
Hypothermia.
The other thing is, they may have not seen him.
Everyone's like, how could you not see him?
I'm like, I don't know, it's dead of night,
you guys had 14 drinks.
Maybe, and it's like in the corner.
So I'm like, okay, so then here's the other thing.
They didn't know he was dead, the people that are in the corner. So I'm like, okay, so then here's the other thing. They didn't know he was dead,
the other people that are at the house.
She calls her friend, Jen McCabe,
who is the sister-in-law of the people whose house
the party was at, crazy, freaking out.
Where is he? Where is he?
And then she's like, oh my God,
we don't know where he is.
Let's go back.
Maybe he was walking home and a car hit him or whatever.
So then they see that he's dead.
And at that point, Jen McCabe then alerts the group.
He's dead.
Let's just say we never saw him
because we don't want to be,
and they already, they already think it's her.
She probably, you know, so let's just leave it on her.
And the other theory is, the other theory is,
it's like, is, and this was Drake's.
He's like, I think that the prosecution now knows
that they should have probably never brought this case.
And they almost want to lose it.
They almost want to lose it and have her get off.
And I think, well, that's why her attorneys
are sticking with her,
because if she does get off,
you better believe there's gonna be a civil suit
against the city for putting her through three years of hell.
One million percent.
Now what are you gonna say?
Another quick sucky theory,
which sucks kind of along with your last one, Heather,
is that he actually got hit by a snowplow.
Because the thing was, oh, they're gonna put him out there
so it made it look like he got hit by a snowplow.
But then I, because remember that snowplow driver
who became the hero and they're like,
you know, Skully's not gonna pay for a drink
for the next two years.
I'm like, maybe he did it.
Maybe he did get hit by a snowplow.
That's where the snow's getting plowed.
It was a huge blizzard that night.
It's odd to me that a group of cops,
Caps. Caps.
You're hot.
Yeah, you're hot.
You're wicked hot in Canton, Massachusetts.
With a flat ass.
Yeah, that love to do their bullshit.
She's a babe. She's got a flat ass
She's crazy, whatever
We know from all the movies that when people try and cover something up even if they they've there
They accidentally did something or whatever it makes it worse for you the cops get on you
Then the cops the cops the cops these are actual cops. They know better. They know.
Not only that, they're corrupt.
They know they can get away with anything they want
in that town, and everyone knows it.
So the fact that they are running scared blares to me,
and if I were in the jury, I would say,
I will never vote her guilty.
There's too much reasonable doubt, absolutely not.
They're covering up their shit. They killed the dog.
They've covered the pool.
They sold the house.
That ended up being not true about the pool.
They didn't cover the pool.
That was a lie.
Then they went.
I also think selling your house under value is not suspicious.
If something crazy happened in your house
and people are there taking photos of it every day,
you're like, fuck it, let's just get out of here.
I do see that whether you're innocent or not.
That's the only thing that I don't think is suspicious.
So quickly.
But okay. But still.
But okay, let's give that the benefit of the doubt for that.
Yeah, we don't want our kids to be harassed.
You got rid of the dog.
Just that alone and no one can find the dog?
What about the cop across the street
who couldn't find his Ring Cam footage or whatever?
Oh, it's all another cop.
You are covering your tracks, and if you were an upstanding person who believed that an
accident occurred, which was no one's actual fault, then you wouldn't be doing this.
But you're all guilty of something, and maybe you didn't kill him, but you are complicit
in his death.
And that is, I believe.
I, I believe that OJ killed Ron, Ron Goldman and Nicole Simpson. I also
believe there is strong evidence to that there might have been some extra
evidence planted to seal the deal. So I do think that can happen.
I do think that they, you know, then was like,
oh, let's make sure there's some of the red taillight
where the body was found.
You know?
Because there has to be enough there.
And then they tried to charge her with first degree murder,
which that's when it all went off the rails.
It's just ridiculous.
Because you're sexist and you're misogynist
and you couldn't just be like,
oh, she drove drunk and actually hit him with the car
and have it be done and have her do three years.
No, you've got to pretend that she sat down
and masterminded some murder of him.
After he went in your house.
That was the biggest mistake of all.
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Okay, Sherry Papini. There's a new show on ID Network. There was already a Hulu documentary
on it. I've talked about it at Nausium. This is the blonde girl that went for a jog and then
never came home until the day before Thanksgiving.
And her husband and her whole family thought
she was dead after 22 days.
Turns out they track it back for a year and a half.
He's kissing her wounds and thinks he's the luckiest man
in the world that she is home.
And then they bring them in and they're like,
we know the truth.
And the cops say the truth is,
you were talking to an old high school boyfriend,
you told him you were being abused,
he came to pick you up,
you staged this thing because you seek attention,
you went to, you told him to go to Michael's
and get a branding thing and you cut,
branded yourself and cut your hair and was watching the news every day
and did scratches every day.
And then realized, okay, I do want to go home.
So just drop me off the day before Thanksgiving
because I want sweet potatoes.
And then your first lie was two Mexican women.
Now, maybe she didn't say lesbians,
but the drawing looked pretty anyway.
Listen, if it looks and talks, you know what I mean?
What are you gonna do?
And so, she's too, you know, and I was always like,
I immediately thought, well, if you're setting out
to traffic her because she's young and blonde and pretty
and could pass off as a teenager,
why would you cut off her golden locks and brand her
and make her look like shit?
If you wanted to stick her in a hotel room
to be horribly trafficked, drug her up, why would you make her look like shit. If you wanted to stick her in a hotel room to be horribly trafficked, drug her up,
why would you make her look ugly?
So then they never found the women,
and then, but when she would describe the room
she was in and stuff,
she would describe the room she was in,
which was this room like in Huntington Beach,
like in this apartment, this small house that the guy owned.
She goes to jail for that.
He divorces her.
He is got his own, you know, he's got the custody of the kids,
but she, I think, can kind of see him
or she's trying to see him.
Now she does a new doc, just like Casey Anthony.
Like, listen, I know production is down in Los Angeles,
but are we just gonna suddenly,
like all of a sudden is Jussie Smollett
gonna tell the 10th version of his story next?
And then like every person that, you know,
has come clean is like, but let me come clean again.
Or, oh, actually, this is what happened.
An entirely different story than that
was ever told to the cops, ever told to their attorneys,
ever told to, you know, anyone in the jail. Now she says, because I was like, I don't know if I to the cops, ever told to their attorneys, ever told to anyone in the jail.
Now she says, because I was like,
I don't know if I have the patience
to have them walk me through,
because you know 80% is going to be everything
I just told you.
I know what happened.
I know how she showed up on day before Thanksgiving.
Like, I just want to know what is a new thing she said.
So this is what she said.
Husband was awful, totally controlling,
wouldn't let her even speak in the house.
Wouldn't let her see her boyfriend?
Wouldn't, yeah.
She did a post up saying if she was ever caught cheating,
she would give up custody of the kids.
I don't know if that's even possible
that a lawyer would even allow someone to sign that,
but whatever, that's what she says.
But she was, she started talking to the old boyfriend
named James.
And, but now she says, I never
told him to come pick me up. He showed up on my jog and kidnapped me and brought me
to the house. Wow. Brought me to the house and then wouldn't let me go and tortured me. But once I was released, I didn't wanna say,
when she first said it was the Mexican women,
I didn't wanna say it was this guy
because then it would prove
I was at least having an emotional affair,
which would constitute cheating.
Via the post-nup, I would lose my kids automatically.
So I went along with the lie.
And even when I was found out that this guy was involved,
I still didn't wanna say it, anything else,
because I was scared I'd lose my kids.
But you did lose your kids
because you went to prison for 18 months.
God, first of all, she's-
And the guy didn't speak on the documentary,
because he's like,
I've already been tricked and felt like an asshole,
like taking care of this girl and going to Michael's. Well, she's definitely gonna be on Dancing with the Stars.
For sure.
She's definitely gonna be on Dancing with the Stars.
I don't think people are believing her.
I don't know that she's gonna be beloved.
But she is starting a podcast with Hilaria.
I'm telling you, Dancing with the Stars,
she's on the way. She's on the way.
It's crazy. There's your other new reality show.
It's new, called No Filters, Truth Only.
Oh, my God. From accents to kidnapping. It's called No Filters, Truth Only.
Oh my god.
From accents to kidnapping.
Yeah, they just lie or lie a lot.
We just do it all. Yeah, we do it all.
She only got 18 months.
Their first guest is Blake Lively.
How do you say...
It's Hilaria Baldwin, right?
I'm Sherri Papiti.
How do you say it?
It's so great to be here, Hilaria.
Oh my god, your kids are beautiful. I wish I could see
them but I can't because my husband told me if I ever talked to anyone that wasn't my
husband I would lose custody and therefore that's why I had to lie about a 22-day kidnapping.
That is so horrible. That is so horrible. Gracias for being here. That is so terrible.
It is. I know that with my 17 kids, I'm always telling Alec, like, Viva, viva, viva, viva, viva,
and he's like what?
Because he doesn't understand me because of my English, my second language.
How hard was it for you when you were going on your jog and that ex came and just took
you away?
It was hilarious.
It was terrifying.
And I don't like the way I've been portrayed in the media.
What do you want to tell everyone about the truth about your manners? I am just a mom
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Okay, Drake found this and I thought it was brilliant.
Okay?
So it popped up in his For You page
because we do live close to Calabasas.
But it was a video of some people eating
and it said, if your name is Megan
and you live in Calabasas,
your friends haven't stopped talking shit about you for 20 minutes straight.
Time for some new friends.
It had 13,000 hearts after like an hour.
Oh my God.
Megan in Calabasas.
And no one came.
Now I've seen this with like, your man is on a trip
and if your man is flying from Texas to whatever,
he's talking to this girl saying that he's a widow.
Oh, I saw that. I saw that.
And they found that.
But normally they do it with cheating, cheatings.
Right.
But this scares the shit out of me.
If your name is Heather.
Yeah. Can you imagine?
I mean, I wonder where Megan's...
Just so you know, this is not us, our friend Megan,
is not living in Calabasas.
But I wonder if Megan in Calabasas knows.
Did she comment on there and goes,
hey guys, it's me, Megan.
I can't believe it.
If you are Megan from Calabasas,
I am inviting you to come on Juicy Scoop with the friends
and let's see what the issue was.
Yes, we're getting.
Why?
Like, hey.
Oh my God.
That's what podcasts are for.
That's what podcasts are for.
It's talking.
The old way was talking behind each other's backs.
Maybe someone put you on a three way call and you could hear it.
Yeah.
The new way is you just get your own podcast and then you just talk about each other and
then you can play it at your own leisure of what your friends actually think of you. I like this lane for you.
We saw it in the lift where you were kind and compassionate and understanding and listen
to all sides.
I feel this is a you Heather, therapist Heather, and you bring them on and work it out.
Just kind of that's a hashtag work it out.
Can this friendship be saved? work it out. Just kind of that's a hashtag work it out. Listen, I, I would have loved I would.
I would like to know not anymore, because now I know.
But when I found out that actually my friends didn't like me, I was like,
oh, my God, I wish I would have known. I wish I would have known.
If you would have told me I could like fix something. But now I'm like, well,
I'm glad I don't have you in my life. But I think this is,
I think this is juicy.
These people look young too.
So this is like a young person.
So what is it?
What kind of shit was it?
It could be very-
Megan thinks she is the fucking shit
every time she walks in.
It's like, you know-
Or it could be Megan has these new friends
and she's ignoring us.
We don't know what it is.
I've been friends with her since third grade
and she dropped me just like that, like nothing just cuz she got a boyfriend
Yeah, it could be very Mormon wives where it's like she thinks she's the queen of the group. Right. Yes
She thinks she's the queen of mom talk
Or could just be them talking about her like just ripping on her. I can't I had to mean her
I couldn't I couldn't see her. She brags all the time
She does this brag about her stupid life. She goes to Air One every day.
Like, I'm sorry that you're, like, wealthier than us.
Like, that's insane.
We don't eat $20 strawberries, Megan.
OK?
We just, like, eat normal, like, sushi three times a week.
Like, oh.
Someone found her in the comments.
I hope so.
They had to have.
And I want them to come on.
I hope that somebody finds them and they come on so you can do
your new thing.
Oh, my god, I was telling Drake, he's like, how was the dinner
last night at Nobu? And I go, well, you know, it is just, you know,
a beautiful setting and it's very expensive. But you go there on a special occasion and
the food is good, but you're paying for the expensive real estate. Okay. That's why it's
not going to be the same as if you get sushi and ricetta. Okay. It just is not. No. So, however, I said, I saw a young girl and her friend
come from their private school,
wearing their sweatshirts, saying their private,
just, I'm kind of craving sushi,
I just want to hit up Nobu.
I was like, at the best table, sitting there,
the best table, here, Peter and I saved up our whole lives
to go to Nobu for 25 years of marriage.
And these girls are just like,
hey, can we just have some more crispy rice
with spicy tuna?
Yeah.
That is delicious there though.
That is the best.
It is the actual, the best.
And that whatever that corn thing is, is amazing.
Yeah, I saw the corn thing too late.
Cause there's corn things down at the menu.
Yeah, you can only get one of it.
You gotta ask for the corn.
Well, the girls got the corn.
Of course they did.
But by the time you ordered it, we're out of it.
They already got it.
Okay.
When we've been there too, it's full families
just having their normal dinner.
Like we'd go out to Applebee's as a family.
Like it's Tuesday night.
They're just out with three kids, two parents,
like a nanny, like.
The girls are studying for finals,
it's just like, you know what I could go for?
Let's go over the canyon.
Okay.
Let's see.
Love Hotel.
We are watching.
So one of the guys, which I'm not going to say the name, but a friend of mine dated for
many years.
Yes.
And at least back then, which is seven years ago,
he was not setting the world on fire.
Right.
But the women thought he was.
Because he wore a scarf and chiseled his beard
to make it look like he had a jaw.
Because he was a liar?
Why he wasn't doing well?
No, I'm just saying, yeah, but who knows?
Maybe he does better now.
Lots could happen in seven years.
I don't want to say that. So I don't wanna say that.
But I also think the guys that agree to go,
I mean, just imagine like a businessman you know
that's like, you know what I'd like to do?
The only one I know is Peter.
Yeah, and I don't think Peter would want to go,
but hey, it's a free trip.
So if you're really successful,
like are you going on a free trip?
I don't know, I'm thinking the contestants didn't get paid.
They just got a free trip.
And then they have to woo these women.
And maybe why not?
I'm enjoying the show, so I say I hope more guys come.
But obviously it's, you know,
maybe one or two turn out to be like an actual catch.
But I don't know.
Well, first of all, there's a few of them that are gay
and are there for the Housewives of it all, for sure.
Like, hey, what do you do?
It's like, oh my God, one more gay guy.
But they all act like they've never heard of Housewives.
That's where you go, come on.
I think they're telling him to say
I've never heard of Housewives.
Everyone.
You're on the show starring four Housewives
and you're flew there for three hours.
You didn't think to like download Peacock? And like watch it?
Like how could you not?
Like you're not on trial where they take your,
I mean, once you get there,
I'm sure they take your phone away,
but like you had time to like research.
These are not the days of like,
and also you don't have,
there's several of them like,
I don't even have a TV.
Like, is that a flex?
You're annoying.
I don't have a TV,
but I'm gonna agree to go on a TV show.
Why would you be on a TV show? Like you do have a TV, but I'm gonna agree to go on a TV show
Why would you be on a TV show? Yeah, you do have a TV. You've got three TVs
Okay, you got a TV in your car. Probably do you liar and you know who housewives are because everybody at least knows who they are
Yeah, like this whole thing of the guys and they're like how so I um
Nah, just no and they have been told because otherwise they thought they were showing up
to Love Island and they were like, uh,
this isn't where I thought I was going.
Okay, I thought Ariana was gonna walk out
and I was gonna have a bunch of like, titty gals.
Right.
You know, not that they're not beautiful,
but they had to have been told what they were getting into.
My favorite thing about the whole show
is it's Gisele, Shannon Bedor and Luann.
And my favorite part was when Ashley,
after being excited to get down with the old man Ralph,
actually didn't like tonguing him.
Amazing.
And then said, I got my period.
So she's the only one that legally can say
she still gets her period.
I was like, now this, how have we never seen this on any other dating show,
on any other overnight bachelor where a girl just blurts out, Aunt Flo came early. I loved it.
And then she was like, yeah, Aunt Flo has saved me from a lot of things I haven't wanted to do.
And especially someone that old, younger guys are like, I don't care. But an older guy is like,
Old younger guys are like I don't care
Like just like yeah, yeah, oh that was amazing that and not only did she tell him didn't kick him out the room She let him stay and rub her feet. Yeah, cuz she was a guy reading everything
Everything and that guy's an asshole for doing that and like the bigger literal asshole on the planet
No for he went for the youngest girl there.
He just-
No, she went for him.
You are not being fair to Ralph.
I'm not gonna be fair to Ralph.
She went, he was into Gisele and she jumped over Gisele
and was like, I like you.
And then they had one good kiss.
And Gisele clearly likes nobody.
Oh, here's where-
No one.
That's what we love.
This is where we're off.
We love. Gisele and Luann are, first of all,
they should never be off television.
I only want to see them handling men.
I want all women across the planet to watch Giselle
and watch Luann and learn from these master tiger,
like, alpha, toppy.
It's incredible. Giselle's just like, what you do? Sheppy, it's incredible.
Giselle's just like, what you do?
She eats, eating.
She's like, what you do?
She's just like, handling the whole thing.
Now, Luanne, I'm obsessed.
Luanne, wearing nothing.
Darling, I'm sitting here half naked,
and you still haven't tried to kiss me.
Darling, look at me in the eye, darling.
Look at me in the eye, darling.
I'm here. I'm half naked and you haven't kissed me yet. What are you gonna do about it, darling. Look at me in the eye, darling. I'm here.
I'm half-naked and you haven't kissed me yet.
What are you gonna do about it, darling?
And then she walks in.
I have to go to the bathroom, I'll be back.
She gets up and she says she has to go to the bathroom
50 times, it's amazing.
She's, it's, these women are.
Well, Luanne told me some things off mic.
She is the fucking queen.
That will even impress you more once it's revealed. What? I kinda wanna vote for her. I wanna follow the rules of my- She is the fucking queen. That will even impress you more once it's revealed.
What?
I kinda wanna vote for her.
I wanna follow the rules of my guests.
Don't-
No, but you'll tell us.
She wants people to watch the show, yes, of course.
And Shannon's just a little in over her head, I think.
Shannon?
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, you know, Earl the-
Earl the Pearl?
Yeah, Earl the Pearl from Atlanta.
I'm just like-
You don't eat vegetables?
No, no, it's just that I say- Why are you always looking at me like that? Or all over all over Atlanta. I'm just like... You don't eat vegetables?
No, no. It's just that I say... Why are you always looking at me like that?
I'm like, oh, again, maybe you don't watch Housewives
because she's been doing that shit constantly like...
Exactly. Wait, why do you always...
God, you're trying to...
Yeah, no, I like pizza.
And like a high pitched voice, but she's actually more chill.
This like she's kind of chill, like, cause she's like, okay,
I guess I want to be like, and with somebody
as if she's ever going to like have ham ham.
She did have a seven hour, like nervous breakdown.
Yes.
That one episode where it was like,
they're getting triggered like it after that dinner.
Cause he didn't eat the greens.
Like you really need to eat your greens.
And then she's like, but you triggered me,
because every man I'm with just treats me like shit.
And then it's just like, well, I'm triggered and my wife,
and it's like, you're too old to be triggered.
And they're all like, you gotta get back on track.
I'm like, wait, you guys have been dating
for like three and a half days.
Literally.
Like literally we know this thing was a one week shoot.
Yes.
Like maybe it was longer, but not longer than two weeks. Okay, the Valley. The Valley. Okay,
can I just say we are in the third episode of Danny being accused of being
an alcoholic because a year prior he got drunk and said to Jasmine, who is a lesbian with her girlfriend,
hey, get daddy a drink.
And he slapped the girlfriend in the butt.
Yeah.
And that is bad, but it has now been brought up three times
and he's apologized twice.
He's apologized many times.
And I understand we need to have conflict,
we need to have things going on in the world,
in the Valley, but like, I mean...
He's an alcoholic, he's this, he's lying,
and then they're lying, and it's like,
the guy, who cares?
Oh, and I thought the evidence,
talk about the trial of Danny.
Last night, there was an interesting moment
that broke the case open.
It's right up there with Karen Reed.
Right up there with Karen Reed.
They said he was an alcoholic, and poor, suffering beauty queen wife,
Nia, is covering up for her alcoholic husband wife.
Britney bleeds, you know, ma, ma, ma cheese or whatever,
and her horrible life with Jax and lays out her mortgage payments
that he hasn't paid and says every single ugly thing that hasn't happened.
That has happened.
Finally, Luke, who is also like, you know,
turns out to be like a pretty great guy.
He knows how to like fix a carburetor
and like hang a photo, whatever.
So he goes, well, at the dinner, Danny goes,
yeah, I would have taken a nap regardless, whether I had
one drink or five.
My plan was to take a nap before dinner.
I told Nia to wake me up.
We sat down for dinner and then Luke goes, and I said, where is Danny?
And she said, he's taking a nap, but I'm going to let him sleep.
And then he got up, which is what I said in my last show,
when you have drank too much, not just being tired,
but you have drank or a little both,
and you wake up and you miss the dinner,
and now it's, you know, 12.45 and you're wide awake.
You're like, oh fuck, I miss Christmas.
Like, what the fuck?
So he goes, when I woke up and realized I missed the dinner,
I was bummed she didn't wake me up.
So I'm like, there it is, okay? When I woke up and realized I missed the dinner, I was bummed she didn't wake me up.
So I'm like, there it is, okay?
Nobody needs to go and drop him off with Jax, okay?
He is okay.
And she wasn't covering up anything.
She literally was just like,
I don't need to wake him up and have him be grumpy.
He'll be more of a delight tomorrow.
I don't care, I'm just gonna let him sleep.
She wasn't covering up anything. and I'm just like, okay
The third round of this has got to stop but the only thing I appreciated from the ad nauseam of that
of the trial of Danny the trial of Danny is
That is that we did for me as a Les and Jasmine is Les
I did appreciate that,
because I realized it's like, why does she keep,
why is she harboring this?
What is going on with her?
It's not that big of a deal.
He apologized twice.
You guys are friends.
He was clearly blacked out and whatever.
And I really, really appreciated his apology.
I thought it was truly authentic.
I think he's horrified.
I don't think he treats women like that.
But I realized that what her her what her baggage is is that she's sick and tired of men hitting on them and treating
Lesbians like they don't that they're that their sexuality doesn't exist or their relationships their relationships aren't real
And I do appreciate that and I get it and it's like what lesbians, you know, the sex isn't real
What you do isn't real you don't exist for it's not reality. It's you exist for anything, but that actual thing
That's what she needed to get out so I did appreciate that and I I thought that was great, too
Because she's this is her fourth reality show. She's been on Jasmine
Really yes, she's was like a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader or something like that.
So she was on all those shows.
Then she was on The Bachelorette with Nick Bial.
Then she was on another thing.
Then she was on Bachelor in Paradise.
And actually in Bachelor in Paradise, that was that really, that thing that kind of shut
down Bachelor in Paradise where the producers thought maybe a girl was so drunk
that a hookup may have happened or make out.
That wasn't, and they did the full investigation.
And I have to say, listen, I remember covering it.
I remember getting some hate
because I tried to make light of it.
And I've been like, oh my God,
now we're never gonna get Bachelor in Paradise again,
whatever. Anyway, they found, you know, they came back two weeks later.
The guy has since had some other accusations made about him.
Oh, wow.
So, but you know, now they have some limits on the drinking
which is probably wise.
But it wasn't with Jasmine, she was just on that cast.
But when she was on, she was team the guy.
Okay.
Wow.
When she was straight and on a show
and didn't want the show to end.
Oh, well now that's interesting.
She made statements of like,
oh, she seemed into it.
I thought they were a couple.
I don't really know that anything went wrong
that shouldn't have gone on.
But also, but now she would probably,
just like I said, I shouldn't have made a light of it
in the first place, she might look back on herself
and say, I totally have a different perspective now
and I should have never said that
and I'm five years older and now I am a lesbian
and with a woman and like, whatever,
she could change her mind.
Yeah, well, now knowing that,
she also should have given him a lot more grace.
Yeah. Like a lot more.
Like a lot more. That's your friend.
And you knew, but okay.
But I also think she doesn't have a lot
going on in the show.
Right. And I think the producers probably,
let's say, bring it up one more time,
bring it up, bring it up.
Right.
And, you know, and,
but it just seemed like a weird pile on.
And then Britney reveals that Jax,
this took me like a little bit time to understand.
But so she leaves with Cruz from their $2.7 million home
and gets a short term Airbnb lease, like for three months.
He comes back from the rehab and then says, Oh, by the way,
I now rented a, in her opinion, a fuck pad next to Tom Schwartz. So you can come back
here. And she's like, well, I already, now I have to pay for this house and the 14,000
month mortgage because you're not living there.
And then on top of it, with their funds together,
he was supposed to pay the mortgage
and it's April, August 15th,
and she found that he hasn't paid since May.
So it's like two, three months behind.
And so she's like, I can't, I'm doing everything.
And luckily she's a very popular Instagram,
like, you know, probably gets brand deals and stuff,
but still, you know, it doesn't mean she's gonna be there
10 years from now.
Like, you gotta like save your money.
And so that was just, that was like, girl, you are in hell.
You are in hell.
Hell, that was brutal.
That's, she also paying, She's paying his tax that too
Like what part is that she said she yeah, like he didn't pay taxes for six years. So then that oh, that's right I remember that story like tacked onto the mortgage and it's so she's paying
18,000 a month instead of eight because of his taxes like and listen, I feel you I've been there with the taxes
Okay, but like that's a living hell But some good news, she's casually dating musician
Will Gittens, who looks like just a cute guy.
Yeah.
Okay.
And he's got a guitar and a backward baseball hat.
And he's like a light skin, black guy
with some facial hair.
He's cute.
And very cute.
Yeah.
So hopefully that's nice.
Okay, before we end, I have to tell you about another
horrific series I saw. Now we're going to have to watch this. Okay. That is right up
there. It's on Netflix. Okay. It's so similar to the other one. Apples. There's Apples Don't
Fall. Right. And then there was the one with Nicole Kidman that was also. Oh, that one
was horrific.
Where they were also rich people.
Where they dance on the beach at the opening.
Where they dance on the beach all the time.
Oh, like the odd couple?
The perfect couple.
The perfect couple.
So, we have another rich white family living seaside, okay?
And it's Julianne Moore and Kevin Bacon are some rich people. And Julianne Moore
has this young girl named Simone being her everything assistant down to she takes her
phone and sexts the husband for her along with doing yoga. And if she's lonely, they
sleep in the same bed and she's just like the everything girl.
And I literally would have started to do it. I'm like, did AI write this thing?
It was so bad.
It was, the writing was so bad.
They had this girl, whatever her name is,
that was on White Lotus and she was on The Perfect Couple.
She was the murder victim.
She, you know, total wrong side of, like, they're sisters.
Okay?
And even though she is, you know, gorgeous
and has light freckles, they just kind of make,
they put, like, make her hair look a little greasy,
give her a little too much eyeliner.
Whoa, where did you come from?
Why are you wearing black?
We're on the island of the Hamptons.
Oh, I see.
And so I'm like, I can't take this.
Okay.
And the storyline is-
Is her name like Charlie?
I can't remember what the sister's name is.
She's Simone.
And then she's like, what are you doing?
Like, cause the girl's wearing like Lily Plitzer or whatever.
And she's like, what's happened to you?
And then of course there's like, she's on the boat
like going to the island or whatever
because she's gonna confront her sister
because the sister sent her an edible arrangement.
And she's like, no, you need to come home
and stay with us in Buffalo
and take care of our Alzheimer's dad.
Or that is not that whole thing,
the way they portrayed that was weird.
But anyway, you need to come home with us.
So she takes the big Edelbill arrangement
and goes and takes three modes of transportation
to show up at the girls' mansion work in the island.
But while she's on it, she wants to smoke.
And everyone's like, and all the people are like,
I can't believe someone smoked cigarettes.
And she's like, and the guy's like, you can't smoke in here.
And she goes,
well, I gotta have something else in my mouth then.
And then she goes and blows the ferry driver.
No!
No!
And then she works at a falafel place
because, you know, she smokes.
And even though she's stunning and gorgeous
with porphyry skin,
she can't get any other kind of a waitress job
that might give her
tips. Maybe she could serve a cocktail. No, she's making falafels like she's, you know,
16 and sleeping with her married boss because she's just fucked up because she wears black.
Oh, right. She wears black in eyeliner. And I'm like, oh my God. And then the story, so then I get into what made Julianne,
now Julianne Moore is still a good actor.
So her weird part of being this like weird woman,
she looks stunning and I'm like, so where is this going?
Like when does this happen here?
Is the whole season out or is it just one episode?
The whole season is out.
Okay.
And so if you want to just watch something
with beautiful beachside setting
and feel like a rich person watching it, you can.
But I'd like people to watch it
so that you can then write me and say,
Heather, like this sucked.
Okay, well I'm intrigued. But I did look at it and they did, some people said they liked it. Well, I'm intrigued.
But I did look at it and they did, some people said they liked it.
They thought it was juicy.
It was the same weird thing as the perfect couple where you're like,
is this a black comedy?
Like, wait, this isn't supposed to be taken seriously, right?
Like there's so many- Is it a murder?
There's hints of that, but like not really, no.
Oh, well, if there's no murder-
And then there's this chef in it
that like every day she's like, here's your, you know, here's your smoothie. And the woman goes,
oh God, not today. And then she's like, and I'm like, so what that's you're still getting paid.
You drink it yourself. Like, what's the problem? Like, and then she goes and is like,
smoothie from a chef to somebody who didn't want it.
And then the one in black, who wears black comes in
and goes, what's that?
Yeah.
A smoothie.
No, I need something else in my mouth.
Can I just have black coffee?
Yeah, and your dick in my mouth.
I don't want a latte.
But then they give her, it's a long weekend.
It's Labor Day weekend.
She arrives in the black outfit,
just looking like the whore,
falafel making, dickucking alcoholic that she is.
But then they're like, fine, you can stay the weekend.
There's some clothes in the guest house.
And then very comfortably is dressed,
you know, she's feeling comfortable,
feeling great, hair's now wafty and washed and curled.
So something's gotta happen with the other girl,
maybe they trade places.
Maybe when she leaves, she wears black.
You'll see.
You'll see.
You'll see.
You'll see.
You'll see.
You'll see.
You'll see.
You'll see.
You'll see.
You'll see.
You'll see.
You'll see.
You'll see.
You'll see.
You'll see.
You'll see.
You'll see.
You'll see.
You'll see.
You'll see.
You'll see. You'll see. You'll see. You'll see. You'll see. You'll see. We are. Next week we're going on a brand G cruise.
Gay cruise, brand G vacations.
We're going to Belgium, Ireland, Scotland and England and we are taking the show.
We're going to do our wrap up show there.
I'm going to do stand up.
We're going to look for the McDonald roots.
Oh yes.
County Cork, my Lord.
We're gonna-
Milassi.
We're gonna go look at some old tombstones,
be like, let's see if we see even McDonald's here.
Yeah.
We're gonna do it all.
So you guys, I hope that you post a lot about this
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and joining their Patreon because that's where they do
all their travel stuff and that's like all the funny,
like crazy where you really, you get to live the life
I live when the cameras are away.
I told Brandi this time we're gonna do the travel show
I've always wanted to do.
I got the meta glasses, we're ready to go from Peter Peter recommend to the glasses. I got the glasses better take a video. Yeah
We're gonna do all things we're gonna the close-up of the Guinness
We're gonna walk into the pub like if you haven't been to the snake in the poo
And you don't know what you're doing. We're gonna do all of it. I want all I want to do
Are you gonna do can you do it Shannon Baddour?
Constantly all of it. Yeah, do it. Can you do it Shannon? But door
Constantly all of it. Yeah, do it. Can you do it Kelly done?
We can do all of it. Everyone terror ran
Ran to like jump on her back and attack. I should mention something about her daughter
We're watching all that that all those episodes. Yeah, you need to watch that on the flight ride over to prepare.
Yeah.
And hit maybe some of the same spots.
Maybe we will hit that one restaurant
where they had that pub where they fought in the bathroom.
Didn't they fight in the bathroom in there?
I don't know, but it's a great, glorious time.
Yes.
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Look how far we've come, my baby.
Coulda take the long road.
I don't know the words, but Shania Twain's assistant
fucked her husband. Then she got with that girl's husband and looks like the four that
made it. Don't you remember that? No. It was a best friend assistant situation. After that
song was recorded, the affair happened. What? What?
But in a turn of events, Shania got with that girl's husband.
That's the shit that people just say and don't do.
You know what I mean?
They go, fuck your brother and all that stuff.
And then she did it.
I love it.
That's amazing.
Thank you, girls.
Love you.
Bye.
Love you.
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