Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Brandy and Julie on Alex Cooper, Bravo Cheating Affairs and Hookers

Episode Date: April 23, 2026

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Heather McDonald has got the Juicy Scoop. When you're on the road, when you're on the go, Juicy Scoop is the show to know. She talks Hollywood Tales for real life, Mr. Sagan, Serial Data and Serial Sister, you'll be addicted and a... Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. You guys, there's been a lot of rumors going around that I may have lost to friends. and it's not true.

They are back. We are good friends. They never hated me. Brandy and Julie from Dumb Gay Politics back with me and the studio. And so excited to have you guys here. Welcome to do the show. We're going to talk some shit. We're going to get a cute lunch after.

Let's go. So happy. And I want to just do the reveal now. Yes. That I know that it's been a thing and you just floated it. but we are two cunts from two cunts in a zoom. It's us. I was afraid there might be a mix-up.

Yeah. Yes, yesterday I did mention two cunts and a Zoom. And sadly, some people went to go look for it. And their eyes will never be the same because it takes you to three cunts in a zoo. Yeah, I would imagine. And, no, two cuts in a Zoom, yeah, it's taking over. And for those people that got it, that's great. And if you didn't, I'll explain on Patreon later.

But it is not Brandy and Julie. Some people might have thought that, but it is not. Well, we don't do our podcast on Zoom. I don't know why people couldn't figure it out or find it. Because I know my favorite episode is I cheated on my husband with the horse trainer. Oh, yes, the horse trainer. By the way, Shannon and I just did a juicy crime that's available right now about equestrians. And I got all excited thinking.

it would be involving a girl, you know, that gets off, kicked off of a reality show about real housewives and then hops on her horse trainer's face. But it's a whole other crime, and that's on juicy crimes. And make sure you subscribe to that, everybody. And you can also watch that on the YouTube channel with everything else. So you just type in, Heather McDow on YouTube. But no, it was a very juicy crime about equestrians, but not about former real housewives. that go after horse trainers who are married with two children.

And that wasn't us. I had like a minor crash out that did last over two weeks. It has sort of ended, but I did get home from filming our Patreon yesterday at our drug den studio, which is at Julie's house. And I walked into my bathroom and I had done my makeup like the lady with baby Jane or whatever.

And I go, maybe I'm not better. Whatever happened to baby Jane? It was like blue. I was wearing blue. I'm sending a letter to chatty. I'm sealing it with my love. For the kids watching, that was, of course, my mother's favorite movie. Oh, wow.

Which was about two sisters. One was the child star. One was the older one that made it. And the child star got jealous. and ran over her in a car and did her lipstick like you yesterday. Yeah, like a little,

yeah. It was, I tried to overline my lips. It was red. I blew eye shadow on. And you can also watch it on feud. Yeah. That whole store.

Have you watched the feud with them? I cannot believe I have not watched the feud. Oh my God. You should. Is that a Ryan Murphy? I think that's a Ryan Murphy. It is. It is.

Obviously, we're not. However, that one was, was quite good. Okay. Yeah. Because it gives you the whole. It's them. it's about that movie. And I'm not over exaggerating because you know how when your makeup's done, Heather,

and you know this. Like once your makeup's done in the day, you're like trying to figure out other things to do. Totally. Yeah. I save things around. Camios. Yeah. And I even, yeah, all the cameos.

By the way, Mother's Day special coming around the quarter. Yeah, for us too. I wiped my whole. I had washed my face. I was like, I can't even leave the house. I couldn't believe it. I literally couldn't believe it. I was like, okay, well, I'm going to continue trying to get it together.

So yeah. Well, you look beautiful today. Thank you. Thank you for telling you. Don't look at the back of this. You're doing great. Just front. We don't have a back camera. Thank God.

A podcast that we filmed. We've been walking in front of Drake. I was like, Drake, look away. Don't look at the back of my hair. Drake would be the last person. That would be like, you know what I'm concerned about? Normally, Brandy's bun is looking better from the back. Do you people have hair on the back of their heads?

I was just imagined. I always thought people had hair in the front. Let's get into some juicy stuff. Okay. I have talked about the Alex Cooper, call her daddy. She has her own network and then called Unwell. And she runs that with her new husband. She's only had one husband.

They've only been married like a year or two. And there's some stuff that now is not being talked about. this all came about because people loved that two years ago, Alex Cooper seemed to be taking Alex Earl under her wing, who was a great influencer that everyone loved that just would like, you know, talk about her outfits and just kind of show her heart on Instagram and TikTok. And but then something happened and they broke up and she no longer had her podcast at Unwell. And nobody really knew what happened. So then Alex Cooper did a video and addressed the fact that Alex Earle had reposted some

not nice things about Alex Cooper and commented and liked things and she was like, bring the receipts. And then Alex Earle hasn't responded. And everyone's like, what's going on? And then yesterday, a pretty explosive article from Bloomberg came out. That was kind of an expose of where they talked to people, anonymous people, and some people that have left the business, that were criticizing how working at Unwell was for them as an experience and that the husband of Alex Cooper,

who had many jobs and high-profile things in media prior to them joining forces, I guess, you know, yells at people and that kind of thing. So I have heard some things. Oh, okay. And that appears to be true. but, you know, one person was like, yeah, I don't mind working there. Doesn't bother me. Now, that was a guy.

Another person did tell me, and she said, take it out of the show because my friend is a girl and she doesn't want to lose her job. No, she'd already left, but she didn't want to come back to her. And that was a few months ago. I think you have a lot of employees. It could be true. Now, the juicy part, and if it is, it is, I'm sure someone would still love to get a job there. in this job market. I don't think people are going to now not want a job there, but high execs

and stuff are left. And then the other part is, the sleuths realized that this particular video that Alex Cooper put out, based on when she put it out, it looked like it was the day after the first weekend of Coachella, they noticed that her nails were not the same. And they're like, that was a video that she filmed prior to dropping. Did she drop it knowing this article was coming and she wanted to distract and get Alex Earle to come after her and for that to distract from this? Or for Alex Earl to come back, come at her and people to go,

is this article and this stuff happening because it's Alex Earle's PR company or her spin to get bad press on Alex Cooper? And other people say there's no way Alex Earl is, doing this. And then the final one is, is it because they have different politics? Some people seem to think that Alex Earl is more on the right and Alex Cooper is on the left and therefore she, Alex Earl was unhappy that Alex Cooper interviewed Kamala Harris and that started at all. I personally don't think that's the case. I think that she accepted a deal, realized she was making so much money doing videos for 350,000 a pop,

that this podcast was too much work and not worth it. And then there was maybe some other little competitive bitchy stuff between them where they just like ended it. But, you know, this is not a great week for Alex Cooper. It seems to be the majority of the people are kind of team Alex Earl. What do you guys think? Well, I also did hear that, I mean, she sold that deal or did that deal with serious and it was for 160 million.

in and it was part of the, you know, overall deal was that they had Alex Earle. And then supposedly Alex Earle was only making a million. So her dad, who's, you know, super business savvy as a lawyer or something, Alex Earle's dad, was like, she's not going to make 160. Even to be fair, she's running this mutual staff, but while you make a million. So it was definitely first and foremost about money. And if I'm sure it did have to do with politics somewhat because Alex Cooper wants that network to be pretty progressive. I think they definitely were yelling at people. And I know one thing, if they were, Sirius won't do anything to protect anyone's employees. Well, three of the shows that were under the umbrella at Sirius have went away. Either it was canceled to the person left or we don't know,

but there were three other shows that we were going to be part of that thing on Sirius that are not there now. So, but they have the YouTube show, like, like, you know, with the winter games and stuff in which she was criticized for that because Dakota of Mormon Wives was featured and also the guy that the dancer that was dating Brooke Nader was there and they're playing pool and there's between the two of them, he says Brooke Nader was the worst sex I ever had. And they're like, how could Alex Cooper keep that in the show? In terms of Dakota, I did think that they filmed that before this fallout. So at that point, you know, it's a testament to like the Bachelor and the Bachelorette.

Keep it on in. I mean, put it up. I mean, here's the thing, you know, you have all these shows. She might, you know, it might not be like, I got to make sure no one speaks badly about women. She was probably like, this is juicy. And, you know, Brick Nader's fucking gorgeous and like it's not going to bother her and who cares. But other people can read into it how they like. But, you know, I mean, and speaking of Alex Earle, I,

I mean, you know, her stepmother, who's been married to her dad for a long time, they have a couple of kids together, was the first, like, sugar baby that became famous because she was, one of her clients as a sex worker was the former governor, right, of New York. Elliot Spitzer. And so she knew her worth. And she didn't shy away. She went on Howard's turn. She was like, yeah, it was me. She was not ashamed. And then she went and married a great businessman.

And now, you know, they have this great family and they're going to have a whole. They're all going to be featured on the Netflix reality show. So good for them. I did want to suggest to you because Sophia Franklin, who's Alex Cooper's former podcast host from Caller Daddy, that I like Alex Cooper, but that whole scenario gave me the ick for a minute one.

Like she dropped her best friend. And then took Caller Daddy, took the IP, even the word unwell that thing came from Sophia Franklin. It did not come from Alex Cooper. So now her whole company, all the merch, all the unwell stuff is from the girl she dropped and kicked to the curb.

However, Sophia Franklin is coming out with a book called Daddy Issues. I insist she come on the show because if Alex Cooper can be with a comedian named Heather, then so can Sophia Franklin. Well, Sophia Franklin did come on my show. It was during COVID, I think, and she was living in Utah.

and I had followed the whole story and I empathized with the Sophia Franklin of the deal because I was like, you know, I didn't like how the audience was coming after her because she met a boyfriend who knew the business and was like, you guys are worth more, which they were. And but, you know, in the end, I said, you both are going to do great.

And it's sad that you're no longer friends. But, you know, that's the thing. You know, this is a classic two cunts in a Zoom. Sometimes they can't laugh. Exactly. Sometimes they can't laugh. Not everyone is Brandy and Julie, you know. So anyway.

And that's true. That is true. The longevity is hard between two cusses. But anyway. Do you think that you'll have her do the her come on? Oh, I would love to have her come on. And also, I, you know, I don't think Alex Cooper is a fan of mine because after she got her big first Spotify deal for like 60 million, which is like chum change.

tour now, I listened to it. And I remember I was listening to it while I was like driving to my son's Catholic All-Boy School. And I'm listening to it. And it was back when she was still dirty before she thought she was like, you know, the white Oprah with the note cards. And she was like, you're having a moment. Tell me what you were thinking. You know, these are her, that's how her interviews are now, which is fine. She gets good people, people like it. But, and I thought that is the way. you should go because you can't talk about sucking dick forever. But when I listen to it, I did this impression on my show. And I sometimes think, oh, I wonder if you ever heard that.

She probably hates you. You'll never be on the show. But now that I'm in this place, I think I'm doing fun. And I can say what I think of everybody from two cunts in a Zoom to call her daddy. But it was like this. She was like, hello, daddy gang. I'm sucking dick so hard. I walked in and there were all these executives.

And I'm like, yeah, let me. I thought I had to get on my knees, get on your knees, you motherfuckers, because I got the fucking Spotify. Like, it was like, it was insane what I heard. And so I like immediately went and people, I had never even listened to her show before. So people were like, oh my God, that was the funniest thing I ever heard. And, you know, she's doing great. She's gorgeous. She got married.

She's going to get through this. She's still going to be rich forever. Hopefully this doesn't affect her relationship with her husband and they work it out so that, you know. Hopefully it doesn't affect our relationship with her because we definitely don't want We're not like you. We don't have it like that. We're like, hey, we can come, we can come sweep the floors. I love sucking dick.

I'll suck all the dicks. I still go on call her daddy and say, I like that you changed. Like, I like, you're smart. You can't, you can only give so many dick sucking tips in so many episodes. You run out. There's only so many things. I've drank some hot water. Do this thing.

tickle the balls i don't know do the pineapple there's only so exactly i mean you know julie i do how many eat the cherries drink some um coffee laced with other tea you do the thing where you go where you jump up and down one arm to the right and then slap who doesn't like that move ball balls yeah very creative ball balls create a cavern the banana boat In anything, I have defended Alex Cooper along the way and saying, you know, maybe she is a hard worker. She's done the show for 10 years. Maybe Alex Rold just wasn't into doing the work that it takes to be creative and funny and interesting every week. So anyway, but then, of course, we get to hear from the person that knows when I see this on a TikTok, my butthole clenches.

Because I'm like, we've all been on a plane before. Okay? And when I see a flight attendant who's like, hi, I've been on a plane with, on one time it was Alex Hooper. And one time it was Alex Earle. And I'm going to tell you about it. And reality check, please, found her. So they were the one that put it on here. So thank you for that. But so this girl, I'm like, oh, God, this girl's going to like tell on them. Like, what is it? But she had a pretty compelling story. And it wasn't your typical. They didn't look me in the eye. or they were rude or whatever. So she shows this photo of her behind, and she's very cute, blonde, young thing and wearing her little conservative, you know,

a flight attendant outfit. And she said one time Alex Cooper was on the plane, and Alex Cooper was like, you're so cute. Can I take a photo of you and took a photo of her and then posted it and mocked her looks and said, what do you think this girl's name is? Is it Karen? Is it Franny?

is it Jan? Is it? And she goes, and I woke up the next day to like complete cyber bullying and people mocking my looks and my face and everything. And she goes, and then there was another time when I was on a flight. And Alex Earl came. And it was the morning that my grandmother died. And I was like wiping off tears. And I was like, oh, hello. And Alex Earl is known for being very sensitive and vulnerable and sweet and she was exactly that she like said is everything okay and then she goes oh my god it's you know like i know who you are and and she's like are you okay and so then she gave her a hug and she was sweet and like even like wrote her after and responded and so she's like so there's that's her story but i think there's probably tons of stories of people who can say that you know Alex cooper

saved their puppy that was crossing the street i don't know there's stories. But, you know, I can't believe the poor judgment of taking a photo. Remember that one girl that like took a video of a girl who was like in the gym bathroom? Yep, in locker room. And locker room and was like posted it and said, I had to see it. So now you have to see it. And she like was like a sports caster. She lost everything. And I'm like and you know, to think that you can do that to just somebody that's like working and that was really, really poor judgment. Now, I don't know how many years ago it was. I think

she's probably mortified to like know that she did that and hopefully she reaches out to this girl and offers her a podcast. One of the things that Alex Earl does is, I mean, sorry, Alex Cooper is that she'll go like, I saw this girl at the other table, like don't send your steak back, Courtney.

So she'll make up names. Oh, so that's kind of her mocking thing. Yeah, to make fun of women, doing bad things to put her above them like whatever it may be like nice Honda Linda or whatever so she was oh she okay so that was her little funny schstick but at someone else's expense yeah yeah that's what you do in private that's really dark yeah that really if it's true that really is dark that's what you mean that's what you do on two cunts and a zoom and then you don't put it in the show right yeah

even out and even a bigger cunt knows to edit that yeah the producer cunt says Cunts. You can't do that. And I just want to like full disclosure. Julie and I did on a Patreon. It was not video. On a plane. You know, with one of those dumb fuck. I hate those tiny tiny, you know the little microphones where everyone's like Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. So we're on a plane, right? So we have those. We look like

Hey guys. Hey guys, welcome to my channel. What a day it's been. Yeah. So the woman is gorgeous and she's French or Belgian or something. The flight attendant. Yeah. So we're already like her hair is in this most beautiful like French twist. I tell you this one was beautiful. So like first of all, it wouldn't matter what two cunts on the airplane are saying with their tiny dumb mics.

And that was before those mics even took over. People were like, what is that furry bullshit? Like ours has a furry thing on it. Why are there two drunk hags talking into a tiny furry hole? So we're talking and like we, she was not into us. You know what I mean? Obviously. I was drinking like alcohol out of my purse.

And so we, we, we, did somewhat like, well, one of our friends like classified it that we were mocking her, but we didn't think of it that way because she could not hear. She was French and didn't even really speak English. And she was gorgeous and beautiful. And we were just making fun of how she thought we were gross. Right. So, but no one could hear.

Like those two pigs in the back. What are they doing back there? Are they eating off the floor? They're disgusting. Like, I am so beautiful. Like we were, yes. Yeah. But someone did classify it as mocking.

and it like kind of stuck with us like forever. And then we felt bad. Yeah. Because we were having laughing so hard and thinking we were making fun of ourselves. Yeah. Knowing how beautiful she was or whatever. That's interesting because that was the next video I saw. Yeah.

It turns out it was the same woman. What she meant was it was us. We know the thing was going on the plane. Though I will say Brandy's the creator of this. If we ever get recognized on the plane and if we have magazines that's been the thing us magazine people magazine any kind of magazine though I'm sure nobody travels magazines anymore she gives the magazine to the flight attendant

and they are so like like they love it like oh my god thank you because it's like you gave them something for the next two hours to look at and it's just like a little thing that Brandy sort of came up with like I only do that to get free alcohol I have been lucky enough too yeah but you're doing it at the end of the day. You got to do it at the beginning. I mean, the end of the flight. You got to do the beginning of flight. No, I do it once we're done. Because Julie buys all the magazines and then she's like, I'm done. Mid flight. Mid flight

when your drink is empty. Yeah. Why? I have gotten given an entire bottle of Chardonnay as I leave. Ooh. That's good. Where some guy is just like, I got you, girl. That's good. Speaking of which, there is this guy,

Jacob Higgins, who has taken off on TikTok because he was staying at the Marriott in Westbury, New York, and he would do these stories where he'd go in the bathroom, and he had a big, a huge glass of Chardonnay. Oh, no, Charnet was Søvignon Blanc, and he was like, hey, everybody, you know, and he does this intro, and people have used his sound now about going to the courtyard Marriott

and Westbury and getting a bigger pour than normal at the hotel bar, like find that bartender that just, like, pours it to the brim. And one of his videos, he quoted me, Like he said, Heather McDowell once said that a lobster is not as delicious to eat with an ice tea unless that iced tea is from Lung Island. So, you know, this is why I'm drinking and whatever. So it's very lovely. It was very lovely.

Love him. But in the end, both of them are gorgeous. Both of them are ridiculously rich and successful and well-known and great personalities. And, you know. I do think that Alex Cooper is. just going to have a little bit, a little bit more of a dip when that book comes out. I think she'll, obviously, she's going to come out on top, but her kind of like crappy little like situation this year, I don't think it's over yet. Yeah. I think it's a bit of a pile on and too and it's all kind of

coming out. And yeah, I don't know what the advice would be to do it if you just ignore it and keep putting out, you know, she's, her show is now just like one-on-one interviews with big names. So you can just keep putting those out. She's not someone that overly, like, talks about herself or shares about herself. So maybe you just keep doing, to keep, I would just, maybe I would just, like, not address it, you know. And, but who knows? But it's juicy to talk about it. It's interesting.

Okay. The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives are resuming production. Thank God. You know, I thought that they were maybe going to move to Newport and keep just a few girls. and get some Newport Mormons there and do the whole thing. But according to TMZ, no, they're going to be back in Utah filming it. And they also said Taylor Frankie Paul will eventually return. So I don't think she's doing it right now.

I think they want her to do better. She did a video recently where she was playing piano. Oh. And she had a hoodie on. And she was like, just started playing piano and whatever. and I was like, it was the second time I saw it and I'm like, show your face, this isn't you.

It was good playing the piano? Yeah, it was like a, like, you can't just start playing the piano. And there's no way when we've covered your whole life that we wouldn't know that you are like an accomplished pianist. Like there's just no way. So I just was like, this is so good, but let's see your face next time.

And she was kind of like, and I go, you know, we all remember when you, when you made it famous on TikTok because you said you were a grandma with a 20, the way she popped off is her with all the hair came out and one of those girls one of those Mormon girls was and it was like two girls she's like these are my daughters and this is my granddaughter and someone was holding a baby and between the filters and them being Mormon I was like maybe she is like 45 I don't know everyone was just like you look amazing and so that's really what

popped her off so I'm like I remember when you did that and she just was like ha ha so she's back to like doing her fun thing. But, you know, another video was that she was really quite thin and the stress is taking a toll on her. So, you know, obviously she, you know, is on some supervised visitation with your younger son, which could be really hard. So I hope they work that out.

But that's awful. I mean, we might as well, I mean, you might as, we might as well see it all. We're all watching it. 100%. On the internet scene, they might as well keep filming and make their money and have us see it as long as the kids are not being affected. Look, I don't want to get

political, but I'm just going to say this. I think the moment that, you know, grabbing them by the puss, puss made it, I just think in this day and age, just like Alex Cooper, keeping the YouTube games on with a lot of, like, dubious characters. I think it's the age of like, roll the Bachelorette. You've already filmed it. I heard they're not doing that because it's boring. I know that's a good rumor too. That, like, that it might have kind of sucked anyway, and it might buried the franchise even further than it'd been buried, you know, because it was like, oh my God, even with a major star, this is just not what people want to watch anymore. And you deviated out of Bacheloredation, so now the fans are mad. But I'm like, if they, I heard rumors they were going to

cancel this. And I was like legitimately upset, like on the phone with my therapist. I was like, I don't know what I'm going to do. Because another thing that they do is their turnaround is so fast. That's, that's another like thing that has changed the industry. Yes. They talk about the show. they talk about their fighting over their salaries. And I'm like, if they keep just being innovative, like, yeah, we don't care. We literally don't care. There's 17,000 episodes of Duck Dynasty, which are, not to get political, but lean in or get in or deal with it. I came across this girl in my feed and she was sitting on a private plane.

And she's like, so a lot of you have been asking me what some of my things, about me that you wouldn't know are. I am a fan of designer bags. No shit. You're on a plane. I have exotic bags and you should ask my husband about why he's building me a bigger closet. And it was so, it was all about the wealth.

But guess what? I started to watch a lot of it. And I'm like, and I, because I'm like, I don't know anyone like this. I don't know what this kind of wealth like is in Dallas. and she's attractive. And I'm like, that is what real housewife reality was. It's for you to see someone that, whose life you are not living yourself. So if that is that you gotten some shit or you're a teen age mother.

Team mom. Yeah, a teen mom. You're like, what is that like? Are you a teen mom? Are you a Duck Dynasty person? Are you? Honey boo boo. Yeah.

Honey. Great one. Toddlers and tiaras, even the Tiger King. So, I mean, the reality shows are not to show exemplatory lives of how you should live and fashion your family after. They are escapism and you're watching real people and you get to go inside their home and watch it. So that's why people don't care when criminals come back out. And they will watch it.

Even if they hate them, it doesn't matter. Even if they're like, you're wrong. You stole from those people. I mean, I think probably the only thing. where we know one where a person would not be re-accepted back on TV is if they did a deliberate murder yes like not a car accident murder and and also a pedophile yes yeah those are like the two but everything else you can be a grifter yes you could be a hooker you could be a massive cheater you could do a Ponzi scheme yep you could do it all and look at the bachelor one man choosing

out of 26 women or ever it's the most sexist grossest thing, but we love it. We want to, why are we moralizing? That first guy, we were like he's gay. The San Francisco one. Can Drake, can you look up at the first bachelor from San Francisco if he ever did marry? He's got to be like 50 now. I mean, at this point, how long? How long? Oh my God. I totally remember where I was. Like, what year was it? Look at that up. It was definitely after 2000 because I was married. I thought it was 2002, but let's see, because it was right after American Idol, wasn't? Okay, and is he married?

And what is his husband's name? I mean, what about Anna Delvey? I mean, bring it on. Oh my God, bring all of it. I want to watch all of it. I am not one. I feel like we are over Anna Delvey. I personally am.

I don't know what else there is to do. If they did a reality show. Yeah, like a reality show. Yeah. I don't believe in the idea of not, I don't like, or I should say, I'm against this idea of like censoring or not platforming something that you don't agree with. Or that maybe even like a, this, which, you know, I just don't, I don't agree with it. The great thing about me is that I do change my mind.

So I really was like, I did not think at that time that they should air the Bachelorette. I really didn't. I just thought we all just saw the throwing of the bar stool. Do I think they could play it later when she's better and we're watching it? like bring it like on in like three months and we know that that you know she's back with her kid and she's done her work and she's you know doing much better and she's like now let's show me dating this guy then I think we could I just don't think it was right to show it like that week and that's when I was going to premiere yes is he married to a woman though good for him wow good for him

see I'm not right about everything and we still could be gay to be fair and we don't have have to be right about everything. And that's also the great thing about reality TV, which we say all the time. I'll literally change my mind about someone from one hour to the next. Local news is in decline across Canada, and this is bad news for all of us. With less local news, noise, rumors, and misinformation fill the void, and it gets harder to separate truth from fiction. That's why CBC News is putting more journalists in more places across Canada, reporting on the ground from where you live, telling the stories that matter to all of us. Because local news is big news.

Choose news, not noise. CBC News. Yeah. Yeah. It's okay. Because who cares? Yeah. Yeah.

We're not. It's like, you know, that's a thing. And everything in life, you gain more information. You can change your mind. And I fully support and stand by Taylor, Frankie Paul. That was in 2023 what happened. I think Dakota is a manipulative, abusive, horrible pig. And what she did was wrong, obviously.

but she did do her work. And I do think that she's... She didn't do her work. She attacked him after. She just attacked him in February. But that was not the video from February. That was not the video because... But the other one was physical attack.

Listen, she has a problem with being physical and having anger. And I do think that takes a very long time to get over. And, you know, but... You know, listen, there are people that are toxic couples and then they go on to marry other people. And they actually do have a good marriage. there are sometimes and two people are just fire and fire or whatever and it is really bad and and I mean there's been text messages we've seen and stuff and you know he was like you know come over and there was something that she even said it's it's it gets me hot to think of him screwing somebody else

and like it's a very sick it is because and so that incident with the barstool which was horrific and awful after he locked her in the garage until she was revved up away from her kids he locked the garage. He still wouldn't have a baby with her. She didn't have that baby yet. That was prior to him having a baby with her. Right. He never, he did this to her right before she went to film and I'm not excusing any of it, but, you know, you know, toxic love. But she got the brunt of it and he didn't get anything. He was seen as some sort of victim and we know you're not a victim, Dakota.

We know you're not a victim. Well, speaking of the brunnamette, have you heard about this Patriots coach that? that was married with kids and he was seen like cuddling with this sports reporter. Do you know about this Drake? He was cuddling with a sports reporter in Sedona. No, he's he's like pretty cute, normal looking and like has a wife and kids. Like canoodling or cuddling? Like holding hands.

Like snodling? Like kissing and holding hands in Sedona. And she immediately got fired from her sports reporting job. And then he just said, hey guys, like I'm talking to my family. I need to apologize to some people. I know I'm supposed to be someone that you all look up to. And then he's not fired, which is fine that he's not fired. But it's just once again, it's the woman who's like burned at the stake.

Always, always, always, always. Even sex work, when you think about it, why does sex work even exist on the planet? Why? Because there's a market for it. Which are what? Men. Correct. Yeah.

And yet who gets arrested? The hooker. who gets which I always thought if I was ever going to be a cop I only wanted to be doing undercover vice because of the outfits though I know I'd be very dangerous. Oh so you could dress like a hooker? Yeah I always thought that I could do I'm not running down the street chasing someone climbing over a fence yeah but I could go hey hey you lonely tonight back when hookers had to walk on the street walkers yeah yeah that's and then try to entrap a jawed yeah that's how I was going to get back to society if I was going to be a cop but I knew I just didn't, couldn't pass the test.

I feel like that might be your next TV show. Yeah, scripted. I think that's it. Think it a little old. It takes a place in the 70s. Ooh, yeah. Downtown L.A. And Heather would be getting the men.

She's only bussed up. That's what I think about. The fact that we all went with like smiles on and wanting the life of Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman. Yeah. She was sucking dirty dicks of sunset. Boulevard, living. And it was like, I remember watching it, and she's like, yeah, my mom said, I remember she's

like in bed with her. She's like, my mom said, if there was, if there was a bum, I'd find him from a mile away. I'm like, aren't you only 21? Like, how many bums have you met? You know? And then I'm like, really, you came to Hollywood and you had to go straight to being a hooker. Like you couldn't be a stripper. You couldn't be like a cocktail waitress, like straight to just, you know, meeting that other girl about how to, you know, what do we say? You know, no kissing on the lips and whatever take your money and um but you know it made for a good movie and we all just thought it was fine oh thought it was fine and then with the thing and the pearls and poop and how cute and hilarious that is that'll be your outfit she had to be you know what

I know it was like a my fair lady modern day hooker story but like I don't know that she had to be like I think if we're to redo it today I guess she would just have only fans she has only fans yeah which is great it's like stay in your house But you know what? If she's an only fan, she don't need Richard Gere at that point. She's making more money than him. So she can stay right in her.

Who has no class. Right. It's my favorite part of the movie. I love that part. It's my favorite part of the movie. I know. I was like, why have I never thought? I do it every time.

But there was a time when I was making pancakes and I was like, to see him with your hands. It's good enough for Julie Roberts. I still do it to this day. I ate it like that. So good. It like changed the whole experience. And then she's like sitting on the table.

Like she doesn't know how to sit on a chair. I'm like she's from Georgia. She's not Tarzan. We didn't find her. He's like, oh, what is she? What is this? Like, she's a human woman. I can't believe it.

Your dream coming true. That's the whole sequence where she goes up in the plane and goes to San Francisco. Mine are broken. Mine are broken. Oh, there's a band. Oh, did you like it, dear? Oh, yeah. It was so good.

I was peter by pants. She said it was better than Pirates of Penn Zams. Oh, okay. You can see how many times I've watched it. Because I wanted to be a hooker. I didn't actually want to have, I never wanted to have the sex. Yeah. I wanted to be the hooker that said, oh, most of my clients, they'd just go to dinner and

I talk to them because I'm like, I love to eat. I love to talk. I can talk to any fucking loser and if it met a meal. And I did that in life. I would just meet guys. Your mom was a hooker drink. Go get meals and then go home. Yeah.

I'd drive my own car. I wouldn't drink very much. I would get an appetizer, a salad, and an entree. And I never just got a pasta. It had to have lobster on it. I could hear my mom get that shellfish before you leave. You know how much that cost. And I'd eat my face off.

And then I would say goodbye. Bye. Lovely to meet you, warmest regards. Best of luck in the future. All women wanted to feel with pretty woman was that you're an underdog and then you're taken seriously. Somebody finds you beautiful. You fall in love and you get to get revenge on all the bitches who treated you like shit. Big.

Big. I mean, big mistake. Bethany even did it. Huge. Huge too cunts in a Zoom. Exactly. Huge. Exactly.

Like, I got to go shopping now. I mean, like Bethany did it. Big mistake, Chanel, big mistake, Chanel. It's like the level that that pretty woman got into the heart and soul of women for that feeling of like, you will not demean me, you will not treat me like shit, I am worth something, big mistake, goodbye. And don't forget. What was the big mistake?

It was that she was with a guy who had a credit card. But that's the problem. It wasn't, she wasn't Bethany Franklin who could afford it. She was just like, I got a $3,000. gig this week and I get to go shop. Right. And, you know. But that's the feeling that you're left with, which is that's the thing.

Made for a great movie. All right. Now, let's talk about the summer house. I want to get your opinion of Kyle, his soon-to-be ex-wife, Amanda, falling in love with Amanda's best friend's former boyfriend, West. And they recently said, this is serious. we are in love and we are going to really try to make a go of this. This is not a one-time small fling that we regret.

We don't regret it. What do you think? I just, I feel first and foremost, I mean, I'm not finishing Summer House. I find it like really like triggering and unannoying. I thought, I know that Tom Sandoval and I wanted to say this like with love, like we worked with Tom on a whole TV show. We just saw him recently with you. He was, you know, he's been humbled and he's very nice

and he always has been nice to us. He had a reputation as a douche, you know. And he, I'm sure himself could admit, he leaned into that. He was the big douche on the show. I mean, and so at times he came across very unlikable, like when he was straightening his hair and putting makeup on and stuff

and shaving his forehead. And I think that just lends, the whole scandal of all hinged on the fact that I guess he was unlikable to people and Ariana was never really a very liked person on the show either

simply by her relation to Tom in this case it really really bothers me that Summerhouse is not as popular as Vanderpump but it really bugs that she's not that he is not

Kyle is not getting the treatment that Ariana got because he is a nice guy and he has been working hard. He has a great work ethic. He has stayed consistent who he is from the beginning. We've watched it from the beginning. And, you know, a lot of people are acting like Sierra is the victim. And she is because her friend fucked her over and so did West. But the real victim in all of it is Kyle. And his friend fucked him over because they were good friends. They were living in the same house. He was close with him and his wife cheated on him with his friend.

Kyle to me should be the main person that and he still is being talked bad about. Amanda's still getting like she's giving people make excuses for her. People make excuses for West and I'm like, I disagree. I think they're very mad at both of them. I feel like the fans are mad at Amanda and West. I hope they are because I just don't see enough like about what I see a lot about what Amanda did to Sierra and that's true. but I don't see enough about what West did to Kyle as a friend. True.

And what Amanda did. You know, and also she's a hoarder. Who's Amanda? Amanda's a hoarder. That's what Kyle said. Oh, really? Well, I think, well, Kyle was seen this past weekend with Megan King Edmonds, formerly of Real House, as a OC, in New York.

And she's quite tall, and they caught them kissing. And, you know, so she's, like, taller than he. and then I also said she's like getting her real estate license in New York. Doesn't she live in the O.C.? No, I think she moved? I don't know because then that awful thing happened where she lost custody of her kids except for the summer. So maybe she's just living in New York and is going to live her life in New York. And then the kids will spend New York in the summer in New York.

I don't know what she's doing. I love Kyle so much. Yes. I really love Kyle. Amanda, Amanda. Amanda, Manda, Manda, Manda. I just love him. I think he's so nice and he's like a catch.

Like as a person who doesn't, you know, get with men and stuff, even though I love sucking deck. He's such a catch. The man works hard. He's, you know, he has his issues and I understand that he drinks and he goes out and maybe he's had his dalliances or whatever. But I do think that guy is a catch. Like, he just, he just is, I just love.

He's very influential on us. We were drinking rosé straight out of the bottle. We were like, let's send it. We come home now. We eat after we're drunk. He eats every time he goes in the kitchen. He works out the next day. We like took his entire lifestyle on.

I love it. I just love it. I love it and I love him and I hope he like wins. Someone said, oh my God, you know, there was a scene where now or they're watching it with a fine tooth, you know, calm or whatever, not find you're really looking at every scene that they're together. And he hugs her and kisses her cheek.

West does it Amanda and they kind of hold each other longer. I think I've kissed other sometimes when men greet me that are not my husband, you know, we'll give you a kiss on the cheek. I don't think that's that word. But so then Andy asked Jesse who's on the show, when exactly did you first know about Amanda and West hooking up? And he said, I had my suspicions, but I did not know until they made their joint statement. And they both denied it to my face when he would ask multiple times. And he did say West is still his friend because he's always been a really good friend to him.

And he's like, I wish he was a little more humble and took a little more responsibility. And he says, I believe he will come with like, come at, is going to come with aggression at the reunion. And Andy was like, really? Yeah, Jesse thinks he will. He's like going to defend himself and not be like all apologetic. So I love that these guys have any one even an ounce, even Jesse, who I know he isn't like a monster, but he is a lying little two-faced F boy who will do anything to anyone who told Sierra to her face that he wanted to make out with her as a joke. He's constantly undermining.

He's a complete little misogynist little pig. And I do think, and so is West. And even though West, you know, I want to like more. because he's like progressive and stuff. But like he... We don't like all Democrats. But like he's also, again, they are users of women to a point that I know they're young

and they could change and they evolve and all of that stuff. But right now in the phase of these men's lives, I find them off putting and I don't appreciate having a take on any of this when they would do this at any point. Jesse would fuck his... He probably wanted to get with Amanda. Yeah, and I think he would get with Amanda even now. Like, they can all just save it.

Whenever there's an affair type of situation, and I said this during Scandival, the only way that you truly can come back from it and get, you know, society to love you again is if it lasts forever. Yes. Because if they do get married, have kids, whatever, or even stay or now kids

and stay together for like five, ten years. Yes. Then you're going to go, yeah, you know what? It was a proximity type relationship and it really did work. And you do date people. That's what they call, they say, you know, that's a commandment. You do not covet thy neighbor's wife because it's your neighbor. It's right there.

It's down the, it's in the next room in their case, you know? So it's like you shouldn't do it, but you're in the same friend group, the proximity, just like a work fuck or whatever. It happens. So it's like, who knows? Maybe they will. Maybe they will. Well, I did say that I thought, Raquel, I was like, get pregnant right away, make it work, you two. Raquel and Tom, I was like, keep it, go the distance, get that baby.

And I mean, I think, you know, Raquel's doing sound baths and I will say, like, we enjoy sound paths. People are hiring her, like, and probably because it's like you get her and then you get some scoop from her and then we're no scoop. and you're like, all we got with a sound bath. But she does a sound bath. She's like engaged to somebody that's like a rocket scientist. Hope he doesn't go missing. And I just like the 12 others.

There's a 12th now. I mean, but whatever. Coincidence has happened. And then, yeah, so she's doing fine. But yeah, that's the situation. Okay, Rhode Island. Let's just. If you're not watching.

By the way, your audience is going to like crucify me. They hate when I, because I always go on the guys. side. I just did. Okay, good. Well, they, you know, you're a guy. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. But you know, I'm standing by it with Kyle. You know, I stand by it with Kyle too. And I usually always go with the women. Um, you know, they always say that he was cheating and out late and everything, but we never really had any real evidence that he did, right? Like, like, there was a girl, always says that casually and buzz me. There was a girl that, like, took a photo of herself, like, in bed with him.

No. No. No. No. Actually, what he means? I think he'd just like to go out and stay out late and drink and party. I think he liked it. Well before they were married where he was black out. Oh, that's right. But that was so long ago, Julie brings it up. There has never been any, any proof. He's a DJ and he's out late and she was, I guess, on the phone with West all night, smoking her pot or whatever she was doing.

I mean, you know, and they were not compatible. So I do get that for her. I just think for West to do that. I'm not even as mad at her as I am with the fact that West did that. and nobody is the way they crucified Tom, Tom and Ariana weren't even married. And here, right, and here's the thing, if it was happening earlier than they're admitting to, which I think it was. Of course.

Okay. I think they were meeting places, taking walks in the morning. I don't know. They were, it was happening. And I think then when you look, if you believe that, and you see her upset and crying about Kyle, her husband. and Sierra is just like, why can't she see how special you are? Just being that super supportive friend.

Crenge. And now if you do believe that nothing happened until after that, then that makes them less horrific. But if it was happening and she was still taking that love and support from her friend and being deceptive, then that's pretty bad. That was so bad. Yeah.

So bad. Okay. Now, Rhode Island, I just want to tell you guys about Rhode Island. Yeah. I've been watching a little bit. It honestly, you need to stop, you need to get a diet, like a whole board of every single person

and what they've done. I have never seen any housewife show. Like the thing with the strings that go like that. Yeah, that have more like cheating and the cheating rumors, the actual cheating, the affairs, all of it. The only person that doesn't have a crazy ass past is the girl who met her husband on The Bachelor.

Yep. Ashley I. She's the only one that's like living a normal life, even though, and she came from reality TV. She has the most normal life. The one girl married, you know, was pining, rubbing one out to her sister's boyfriend when he'd come over and take her to prom. And then she's like, I'm going to get him. And then she marries him. Joella.

And then while she goes and is selling, you know, some medical supplies, the unmarried childless sister comes over, child free, sorry, child free sister comes over to take care of the kids and they the way they shoot it it's very flirty i know they're like doing it because they're producers but that's weird then we have the other girl who's very rich who looks like dolores if dolores lost 10 pounds and they and her whole thing is that her husband who she is they've been together a long time but he has like older kids he would go spear fishing or something for three weeks and then tell his friend watch make sure you watch my wife who's says that. Who needs

to watch? Who tells their friend go check on my wife? I've never in my life. Like a person with a girlfriend. And I'd be annoyed like like don't say Larry. You think the husband has a girlfriend and so that's why he doesn't feel bad that his friend is coming over

and screaming her. Oh. I do. On the boat. So then she's like, oh my God, there is nothing with this guy. And then there's this other girl who people said, oh, originally allegedly rumored. to have been a, you know, call girl, whatever you want to call it, hook her light. And then she gets with this guy and she goes, yeah, I'm like a sugar baby, but I love it

because he's with this other lady for 10, six months out of the year. And then when I'm alone, I bring this other weird blonde West look like around. And, but I mean, it is so confusing. I literally had to go, wait a minute. Like, I had to stop. I had to rewind. I am like, oh, my God. But it's entertaining.

I mean, I'm like, how, when you compare this to the fact that nothing happened in Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, literally nothing happened in Real Housewives Beverly Hills, very little as far as like big moments. And this was almost too much. This is almost too fucking much. My criticism when it first came on was like, I'm sick of Bravo and they're casting. Because Atlanta, the year of when that whole thing happened with Kenya, they got into way too salacious casting and it blew up in their face. So when I first started this, they came in so hot. I was like, wow, first episode and we're already into someone's, like, husband cheating. Are you having an affair? Yeah. Yeah.

Like at your first lunch. Yeah, this girl has a podiatrist's husband who's like completely has an affair. And there's evidence because the girl he's having a affair with posted about it on Facebook. With them like her sitting in his lap. Yes. That was. So I was. And then the other girl's like, mind your own business.

It's like, well, tell the mistress not to put it on. Facebook. And then they called her job. That's Joelle. And she's my favorite one. But they called her job and then tried to like get her fired because she sent the photo of the guy with the mistress, which was all over the internet. But so what I want to say is that to a friend as if you wouldn't do that. Yeah. If you wouldn't do that, you know this girl's in your neighborhood. You're like, you're like this bitch thinks she's got the perfect life. I cannot believe I just found this on Facebook. Like what the hell is. And it could have been even out of a little bit of love and concern like, holy shit do we tell them do we not and then of course the reaction is let's ruin this girl's

life because she knows that I'm married to a cheater well they said they called her and I guess joelan wasn't friends with her she told one of her friends the friends called and said my friend has the photo then the woman called joelan directly and was like send me the photo please and she's like I really don't want to I really don't want to I don't want to send you this photo because she knew and then the minute the woman saw it she was like like lost her breath and then And you know she hasn't stopped looking at it. Like she probably spent over a thousand hours analyzing like her fucking toes. Listen, this show is coming back next season and next season will be her filing 100%.

Well, the Ruella filing from the buyers. So what I want to say is that so I was like turned off, I was like, God, Bravo, man. Like it's just too much too fast. Like it's so much. But then I watched all, I watched all three episodes, Julie and I and then I watched them all again. And then I was like really became like I paid more attention because it is very intricate. And they all look alike too. They really do.

It's not like they look like. It's just that you get like easily lost. They sound alike. Right. And they all have dark hair until you're just kind of like, wait, hold on. Like give me a second. You do. You kind of have to watch it again.

I did. And it was so much better. And because they're all very, they're all very cute and they're all very charming and they have their accents. And it got a lot better when I wanted. watched it again. And then next week's episode, they are like on some trip also too soon.

Why are you already on a cast trip? And then they track the guy. They're like, he's on his way to the mistress. Like they somehow find him. The psychiatrist? Yes. Because she's been saying he's, he's like, you have my location. You know I'm not doing it. He did it on foot. And they, he's got the good orthopedic shoes to run. He threw his phone

into the, like, you know, to a barrel. Yeah. I I love, I do have to say, and same, ditto. Also, I'm from New England, so I have, like, this weird visceral, like, thing where I'm watching it, and I just feel, I can smell it. I can feel it. I can see it. I can, everything about it, like, is just very homey to me. And also, um, summary to me.

It's just weird to, like, have the sensory, like, overload with it. But also, I have to say, even though I'm from, not Rhode Island, but from Boston, um, who knew? Pizza chips. I didn't. I didn't know pizza chips. With no cheese because she said the cheese gets gross in the sun. Didn't know. All right.

Didn't know. I wasn't against it, but I kind of wished it was cut into slices. Yeah, it wasn't chips. It was just a big plate of, you know, it's a flour. It's bread and it's like, how do you? And they're pulling it apart. I mean, but I also say there's one scene where a couple old aunts show up. And I, like, I feel like the moments that they have where they're sitting around and talking is really good.

Like it's very real. It's very good. You get a couple old ants who's like, the one aunt says, you know what? I want the best for you, but I hope you heard him. I hope you heard him.

I hope you heard him. I hope you heard. And they're like laughing and the other girls like, I had a husband cheated on me so many times. And you know what? It's not fun looking over your shoulder. Like I was just like, yeah, you get that wisdom.

We've all met those older aunt people that just like come with the wisdom. Yep. And yeah, it's, it's, and they bring all the food. They bring all the food. There's a lot of food in it, which is fun. Like he's wandering. He's what?

He's wandering. Well, big news, deadline news. I'm going to make you love my Morgan Wade. She doesn't even walk to Beverly Hills. She doesn't have a TV. But it turns out she got asked to be in a new show called Dutton Ranch. It's a spinoff from Yellowstone. Yeah, and it's on Paramount.

She plays a bartender, which is weird because she's been, I've been sober for a long time, but I do know how to make a drink. And I'm going to be doing that, which I think is interesting because she was so, you know, she loved all the attention she got from being on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and then all of a sudden had to tell,

you know, Kyle, keep my name out of your mouth, okay? Because I don't want these middle-aged white woman being my only fans. I like real country people. I like tattoo people. I like other people and not those people. So those people are fine,

but I don't want to be known as the tattooed lesbian that is bringing the world the housewives to the Nashville opera or whatever so good for her so this is not like the reality show with like Kristen Cavalieri's

like X with the three cowboy brother this is like a no this is a scripted show it's going to be a new spin off called Dutton Ranch and she plays the bartender I think she's great I think it's perfect I would have cast her myself too I think she can do it I think she's capable I think she auditioned

no I think she's pretty I think she's offered to her to get and then Kyle Richards wrote booked and busy and then Kyle Richard wrote again a bunch of these this emoji like hands that are like prayer but also clapping I don't know what I did right anyway so good for them great super happy to watch someone with no acting experience get an acting job it doesn't bother us all good for you Morgan yeah congratulations yeah can you and all the other people that went for like, and they were all like on. The times that's happened where you're like, you've gone back a bunch of times.

And I remember like going back for the third time and hearing the cast and director making the deal for the person that already was booked it. Like booked it. And I'm like, and I would still tell myself, oh no, Heather, like you're not hearing it right. Or like they won't accept the deal.

It's crazy. I am a fan of the fact that she didn't audition simply because we don't know if she had she may have auditioned i'm guessing she didn't but what can i get for you we need to move into the era where like you saw me on tv i'm not auditioning you know because right that whole like bullshit yeah but i don't know maybe hopefully she's audition i'm sure she's good i mean remember we can all watch remember the video with kyle where she they were kissing and she pushed her against the wall and stuff i mean riveting riveting i'm going to make you my she's not openly she's not Pretty lady.

I don't think she's out. No, I had said I had seen a like small town morning dork show, you know, morning show. And she was like singing in like a tiny room. And she said, that's my husband over there. And I mentioned that in some she goes and they said, no, she'd always jokingly refer to this guitar player as her husband. I thought it like at one time she was in a straight marriage and then was single. So I don't think she's ever declared her sex. I don't think she has.

And I think that she's keeping it. That is crazy. The old chestnut of, I don't reveal my sexuality. Yeah, because the only time it's like, you know, like when people say, are you related to Ron Howard? And I'd go, I'd rather not say, which means obviously no. Yeah. When someone goes, well, what's your sexuality? And then they'd say, I keep that to myself.

And it's like, okay, you're gay. Yeah. Because otherwise you're just like, I'm straight or whatever. Why am I worried about it? I'm not worried about it. I'm not concerned. I'm not, I'm proud in fact. Right.

Because I'm happy with who I am and I'm not worried about what anyone else is doing. But now I'm not going to disclose. That's what Ricky Martin did and I love him more than anyone in the world. But he, before he came out, would say, I don't talk about that. Anyone who has ever said they don't talk about their sexuality will come out as gay. I don't know that anyone has even asked her now that I think about it. Because one would think they wouldn't have to. I thought she wrote that song that Kyle really liked when Kyle slid in the DMs and it was the one you played us.

because this seems to be like one of our favorite things to talk about on walks. Yeah. We go on girl walks and we talk about it. I thought the song was about like a hotel and a girl and I thought it was overtly. Oh, there was. The story was that she allegedly,

Morgan Wade had a girlfriend. And then she went to Beverly Hills or went to L.A. And then was possibly hanging out with Kyle. and then that girl came forward in like a video or something to say like, yeah, I was her girlfriend and this is all. And then the song was like,

I went to L.A. and met you in the hotel. Okay. It was secretive and da-da-da-da. And so if you listen to the words of that and the timeline and then its other girl saying like, yeah, that wasn't great.

But then, you know, but then of course, you know, and then Kyle, you know, is wearing like a tie in her. in her confessional and she's like

you know her whole thing is talking to Erica going I had someone in my life that was very special and this person just didn't want to be public and I didn't know what to do if I'm not supposed to talk about this person what would you do? And Erica's like I'd protect that person

now I would protect that man or I protect that woman like that's a person That's the other the other chestnut What do we think of this season? We're done I love to eat I love Doreet. And that's a good point for before. Dorete is the queen.

That you could change your mind because we used to really dislike Doree. Oh. She is. Oh my God. Get your cigarette. It looks like a Marlboro 100. Out of your bags.

Tell them that you're, well, I'm not, I'm every single word that comes out of her mouth. I'm like, I love it. I'm just loving it. We don't do a lot of social media, but I checked the temperature on Twitter. Expecting everyone to be with us.

And a lot of people, they're not. They're not. They're with it. They're with Erica. I mean, and I love Erica too, and I don't want them to not be friends. And that is sad. And that sucks. Well, there's some moment that's coming in the reunion where when Derreet, Erica's like,

you told me I had to work. You told me I had to work. It's alluding to that Erica had a brief romance with someone who was physically harmful to her, abusive. And she tells that story. And basically, they're saying it was Derreet. who was like, you have to step it up

and like tell your story. Something like that. And so Erica didn't appreciate that, I guess. Even if she wanted to tell it, she alluded to like, you know, and then, and then DeReed was also alluding to that fact, you know, you've got to be up Kyle's ass because you could get fired,

she can fire someone from the show. And then of course, you know, one of the cunts in the Zoom said, oh, she can't get people fired. No, we all know. no one person whether it's Lisa Fayette or permanent can get you fired but if you're the person

that's like the queen of the show and no one is going to be on your side and no one's going to film with you anymore because you're like this person's turned into an asshole and let's not hang with her anymore that's what it means it doesn't mean that she carp lodge can like call Annie

and go fire to read it doesn't mean that it just means you want to get on her good side because she kind of is the center of the show Yeah, they put you purposely on an island. They call it that. Jill Zaron invented it. It ultimately ended up biting Jill in the ass,

but Jill put Bethany, tried to get the whole cast. Don't film with her, try to put her on an island. Once you're on an island, you're screwed. Now you're only doing scenes like walking your dog and calling your family on Zoom. Like, you have to be able to film. Also, you can't be in a situation where the cast is completely divided or half the cast will go.

Yeah. So, and that's kind of happening here, I guess. But yeah, I mean, I wasn't sure what. I think they were sick of the fact that Doreet was late all the time. She was being a prima donna. She gained a ton of popularity from smoking the cigarette in the car and the PK thing. A lot of people liked that they were and felt she was victimized by PK. And so I think this season, she was whatever her deal was and she was always being late.

And they just got sick of like her, I guess, entitlement. That was my impression. I mean, the thing is, is that, you know, in real life, divorces can take extremely long. And in real life, you would feel bad for your friend if they flaked at the last minute or if they said, you know, my ex didn't bring the kid back in time, whatever. And you'd be a friend to that person. But since it's a TV show and they've all been divorced, they're all like, I had one season to be sad. Buckle up, Betty. Yep.

You know? And like, that's what it is. And she's just like, well, I'm still fucking going through it. And I don't really like that you guys aren't 100% on my side. I don't like that you're talking to him. I don't like that you're, you know, somehow questioning my spending when I shouldn't be spending this much because I need to prove that I live in a lifestyle that will get me 60,000 a month because I need 60,000 a month. So just don't mention how much I'm spending or not. This is how much I've always spent.

And I'm not going to stop just because I'm winning divorce because this is the lifestyle I become accustomed to. So she's like playing the divorce game. And then, but, you know, I mean, the way she is, it's just like, like, it's weird. The way, like, her accent is not as English anymore because she's not around P.K. But it's a lot of, but she's always just like thirst, like, like, she's like, needs a lozinger or something. She was like, yeah, she's always, she's like, well, I find it interesting, Erica,

that you would come at me and be such a bitch, you know? And then Erica's like, I don't need to be a bitch. everyone thinks the way I'm thinking. And then Kyle's like, oh. And I like Kyle and I like love Erica, but I love Rachel Zoe and I love Bose. So that's my trifecta right there.

So I'm just like, I can watch those three shop all day. I definitely think Erica Bose and, Rachel, are a fun combo. Oh, they are. They're a fun combo where they're like, yeah, We're like kind of the way they talk and stuff And like they feel more real

Yeah And they'll all be on the same couch Doreet and Boes and And Erica No and Rachel Oh yeah Erica and Kyle and Sutton will be on the other couch

And then Rachel Bose and Doreet Yes I think And they are so entertaining Oh we'll watch that What do you think Do you think Sutton Oh don't forget Jennifer Tilly

That's another thing that made us run Jennifer Tilly and Kathy Just seemed to stay Because we just need light and fun We have to they are they're like we just want to be friends of like don't give us the fucking time and i don't need the extra money i'm here and you know i think that's what thing going into ladies of london before we close i think that's another thing i don't feel like any only like two of these girls like really need the gig

like i feel like they're there like having fun and in the ladies of london you know it is it is a fun thing to watch um of like this english humor and the beauty of it all and then Like so much of it is just And it changes the dynamic too To have the guy At first No I will say this When they first

Because Ladies of London started The very first words Spoken that you hear In Ladies of London Is a man's voice And the second I heard that I was like click What the fuck

Can we have one thing? Yeah It's called Ladies of London It's not called The one gay male friend Of Ladies of London And it was so mad But then going back

And then watching him To have to say I'm a huge fan of him. Mark. And all of them. And I'm, it's, it's, it's English porn. It's the countryside. It's the royalty of it.

It's that home that the, the, the, the, the Duchess or whatever she is. Langley or. Oh my God. Yeah, exactly. The beautiful girl that looks like Tandy Newton. Yeah, yes. And just like her whole thing and the safari and all of the things she's doing. And then Kimmy and the, I always forget, this lady's name.

American ones, which is good too, kind of like, they're not fish out of water, but they're a little, but it's kind of fun with the American one, because it's like, is she being picked on or does she not get that kind of humor? There's two American ones. Like, yeah, I'm just pissing on you. I'm taking the piss out of it.

I make for myself, who cares? Oh, look at your outfit. You know, and it's like, and yeah, a man that's like of that level. And he is a professional reality star. He was on the Chelsea show or whatever that was called, reality show that you can actually watch on Hey You Now

So he was on that and he had some great lines in that too Because somebody put a little compilation tape together So real and it's I mean it's fun again it's a lot to take in because it's all new people So it's like you really have to pay attention and you're kind of like okay It's not it's more fun it's not big drama like Rhode Island where like families are getting blown apart No It's more just like you want a lot

It's low stakes. It's low stakes. One is very high stakes of two new shows. One has the highest stakes. It's just like blowing up people's lives and who's fucking who and like everyone's cheating and it's crazy. And then the London is just like the two stars of ab, fab, meet a gay bestie. And like they're like, uh-huh, uh-huh. But then also I will say in the technical terms with Bravo.

One, the high stakes, uh, which is Rhode Island, they all look like everyone else on Bravo. They all have the lips. They all have the thing to the point where what's her butt and Dolores look like twins. Yeah. They went to the same doctor. They admit that. And they look beautiful. But these women, it's in London. They don't have that Bravo face. Also, because we also watched Real Housewives of London, which was only on, it's not on Peacock. It was only on Bravo. Yeah. And then we like ripped it. I mean, allegedly. And it was good. It was really good. It had some old cast members from the old It was really good.

Yeah. It's a different production company. It's a British production company. I'm having like a super like annoyance when I hear like the music when they walk in anywhere on any show here with Bravo because they do AI. And it's always like, I'm bling in my car and going to the door. And I'm like, oh. Oh, like the songs. They don't.

They don't. They don't. They're just only beats like, like, do. It used to be like Bravo. Like da-na-na-na-na-na-no. I don't want to hear some fake song. That's always on the next. Netflix like selling Sun.

It's like, bling, bling, bling, going for it. Driving up the hills. Yeah. So it's like, shopping for purses. So annoying. Once again. And then it's like, hot heels.

Walk goodbye. Yeah. Gonna do a sing. And it bugs. It seriously, honestly takes me out of it. I'm like, lose the stupid AI, like fake Kesha song. Yeah. So, and then with what has been seriously bothering me about the casting in the last

few years and it started with the downfall of Atlanta. They're not and the only people saving it, I feel like, and I could be wrong there, because I haven't watched O.C. in a minute because it hasn't been on and Jersey hasn't been on. But literally Kathy Hilton and Jennifer Chile are the only people making anyone laugh. And this show is funny. Funny. So at least we have that. So it's like Bravo needs to seriously like have a come to Jesus and get all of them together

and get their casting together because you've got to make people laugh. Oh, Bose makes me laugh too. Yeah. And I have to say in the in the Rhode Island one. Yeah. Then we, going back to Rhode Island, we do another girl too who's like living with her guy, but she's not doesn't have a pot to piss and of her own and she's like doesn't have any money in the bank. And she's not, her name's not on the title. So there's like that juicy story. But then also there are some funny times like that one girl goes about the other guy that is the biotiatrist. She's like he also was married to my Spanish teacher and was cheating on the Spanish teacher with Ruella.

and it was really sad because I liked my Spanish teacher and then I ran over a lady in the street I'm like what? Like she's like I hit a lady in a one time I hit a lady with my car so I'm not a great driver and you're like did she die? Like what age?

There's so much that they are funny. Well listen we got to we got to wrap this up people but oh someone someone put this together I don't know who put this together but they basically said that willing yeah the two best friends from Willing Grace. Ladies of London is worth watch and like Kimmy and

I can't what's the woman with the bird I always forget her name. Margaret. Margot. Margot or Margie? There's a Margaret and Marcy. Margo and Margo. No, Margo is the American and Maggie. I know I think Maggie is the one with the bird. Kimmy is the one with the red lips. Yes.

And you know, they're like two you know drunks. I love it. The one with the bird is my jam. I love her. She is amazing and just like it is like ab-ab. Like, how did reality TV not find these people earlier? They're awesome. Except for Mark, who was a professional.

Yeah. You guys, we have to wrap this up. Heather, we're supposed to be, oh, my God. Okay. So I know, I know, because you have a thing you're going to do. Everybody follow Brandy and Julie on social media. Their Patreon is hilarious. They have the dumb gay politics, which is the free podcast.

We are all going to be together live and we are going to do such fun stuff with Chris Vangola. That is Netflix was a joke. So I'm so excited. for those that are going to that. I'm going to tell you some juicy shit on Patreon on Friday. That's Heather McDonald.

What else? Anything else? Not launching or news flash. Nightmare and Strip Street is coming to Phoenix at the end of July through August. We just booked that. Oh, I didn't even know that. That'll be fun.

Yeah, so for anyone around Phoenix and also Los Angeles peeps, October. I know it's long way away, but Nightmare and Strip Street will be in Los Angeles in the month of October. Jennifer Tilly, I'm looking at you. And juicy scoopers like to plan. So many people are flying out for the May show.

So for some reason, you can go to the May show or you want to come back to L.A. October's a great time to be here. And you'll be able to see the Brandy Julie show. And listen, I think in L.A., Heather went, and I think you need to come again. We'll get you back on the chair. I'm definitely coming in.

It was so fun. It's such a fun show. Bring Peter. We're going to put Brandon on the chair. We got to go. But if you don't like politics, just join our Patreon, please. Yeah. Love you.

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