Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Brandy and Julie on James Kennedy, UFOs, Luigi and Housewives

Episode Date: December 17, 2024

Brandy Howard and Julie Goldman are here! DJ James Kennedy of Vanderpump Rules, was arrested for domestic violence. Will the charges be dropped? What will be the fallout? Luigi Mangione's legal defense is an interesting one. A missing woman was actually a scammer and now her family has to return the GoFundMe money. Why does RHOBH Garcelle have it out for Dorit? Will Jen Shah be back on RHSLC soon? So juicy Enjoy!  • Get on your OUAI to save for the holiday. Go to https://TheOuai.com for 15% off sitewide and enter promo code JUICY. • Help your family members share and capture their stories this holiday season with StoryWorth. Go to https://StoryWorth.com/juicy today and save $10 on your first purchase! • Save big during SONO BELLO'S FRIENDS AND FAMILY - HOLIDAY SAVINGS EVENT. Schedule your FREE consultation now at HTTPS://SONOBELLO.COM/JUICY  • Start your free online visit today at https://forhers.com/JUICYSCOOP for your personalized weight loss treatment options! Hers Weight Loss is not available everywhere. Compounded products are not FDA-approved or verified for safety, effectiveness, or quality. Prescription required. Restrictions apply Stand Up Tickets and info: https://heathermcdonald.net/ Subscribe to Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald on iTunes, the podcast app, and get extra juice on Patreon: https://bit.ly/JuicyScoopPodApple  https://www.patreon.com/juicyscoop  Shop Juicy Scoop Merch: https://juicyscoopshop.com  Follow Me on Social Media: Instagram: https://www/instagram.com/heathermcdonald  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@heathermcdonald  Twitter: https://twitter.com/HeatherMcDonald Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Welcome to our last show together as a throuple for 2024. Karma 24. Yes, and wow, was it? What a great year it's been. What a great year. Karma has been being served. To so many people. So many.

So many people in, you know, from Diddy to people that we know. Just absolutely fabulous. Yes. It's wonderful seeing Karma serve to people you hate. Yeah. Isn't it? Merry Christmas.

And now onto 2025. What a great time. Going to some great parties. We're thinking maybe like Thrive 25. I like it. We're tossing around the theme for 2025. Yes. Well, what was that one?

What we were gonna, what the beginning of with an A? Oh, I amplify. Oh, amplify. Amplify. Amplify. Amplify 25. Yeah. Well, there's a lot of things going on in the world that we're gonna get to that may stop 25 from even happening. But before we little hungover. You went to some good parties? Well, we went, we- Yeah, we were just, we're celebrating. We did go see Wicked. And Julie could not handle not being in the loop. I couldn't, you know, I needed to know. I feel like, okay, so Brandon is home and he said he'd go with me.

I think we're gonna go tonight. Here's the deal. I'm almost right. It almost feels like an assignment though. Like I'm not like- Well, let me tell you how to do it. But everyone says I love it, right? Well's the deal. I'm almost right. It almost feels like an assignment though. Like I'm not like, but everyone says I love it, right? Well, we got, I insisted, cause I haven't been to the movies.

I need my phone. Like I need a double screen. Yeah. And this was the first time I've been to the movies. We haven't been to the movies in years. So we went to the seats where you can lay completely down. Fancy, fancy waitress. Does the waitress come by?

No, it's not that. It's in Burbank, so it wasn't that nice. But still the seats were comfortable. I took a full blanket and a Benadryl. And when I tell you, I was like nighty night. Did you sleep, really? I slept for an hour, I watched an hour, slept for an hour, woke up and still had another hour.

And I was like, Julie, I'm gonna get some M&M's. Like I had popcorn, fell asleep for an hour, woke up, got M&M's and ate those for an hour. I'm like, this is beyond. It's long. It's long. Really? It still ends on a cliffhanger. I've never seen the musical.

I don't really know the story, and I think it's best that I don't know anything, and then I'll go see it, right? That was the same with us. We've never seen the musical. We've never saw the musical. All we know is, you know, del Dizim and defying gravity.

That's all we know. Okay. And then I have to admit for me personally, I liked it. It was very cute. I was surprised at the, there's a plot line and a storyline that I felt that was very touching.

Okay. Also it's a comedy and I don't think anyone, no one ever told me that and I've never seen the musical. I should have known because of Kristin Chenoweth and Ariana Grande is hilarious. Oh my God. But I was like, oh, this is a comedy. So it was, you'll get through it easy. It's fun.

I mean, a lot of people can't believe that I haven't seen Wicked being that I was Dorothy in the sorority production at Gamma Phi Beta USC, which was house day and every house, the cap is to the cats, your kappa. They did cats We did Wizard of Oz So, you know and it was you know somewhere over the rainbow you'll find your home with your sisters all around you know, that's cute Okay, and

Except I just remember this one one time this is very this a very Heather McDonald story of when I Should have known then that there's something about my personality that for certain people in the universe, it is a hatred like no other. Like they just hate me. And so I did it for the fourth three years, sophomore, junior, senior year. I was the Dorothy in it, sang the solo. Okay? So like my senior year, this girl comes up to me at a bar and college and is like, hi, real drunk, hi Dorothy, isn't that your name, Dorothy? And I was like, oh, you mean from like rush week? And it was just, you know, something happened, maybe we didn't

ask her to be in the house. I don't know. I mean, there was like 160 of us. It wasn't like up to me who got in. But, and I was like, wow. Like, and it was kind of funny, because she was like so angry and like drunk and like quoting like the weird play and stuff. And I was just like, okay. Oh, she had your picture up in her room with red strings,

connecting the dots to find where you were gonna be. And she was like, I wanna be Dorothy. I should have been Dorothy. She was mad at you. Oh my God, I'm just thinking of another story of people hating me. So then when I went from college. Oh yeah.

So between junior and senior year, I was asked, I was at 12th Street in Manhattan Beach with all the tall, cute Manhattan Beach volleyball players. And a guy approached me to say, would you like to be on studs? Oh yeah, I remember studs. So then I went and I was on studs like in that week and it aired and it was like, there was nothing on TV.

So like everybody saw it. And I wore and I said, well, you're gonna be able to say that I go to USC. I'm going to be a USC senior. I just realized wearing this shirt, really obnoxious today. Talking about maybe that's why these stories are coming to USC. I mean, going to be a USC senior. I just realized I'm wearing this shirt. Really obnoxious today. Talking about maybe that's why these stories are coming to me. So the producer said, no, it's just that you're a college student. And I was like such a snob about it. I was like, well, that's not that good. Fine. I have a realtor too, because

I had my real estate license. I got it like summer between freshman and sophomore year. Oh my God. So I'm like, say I'm a realtor. I'm a 21 year old realtor. I'm with like, because everybody else is like 27, right? So I wore this little orange suit that I got at the Beverly Hills mall or whatever. And it was like a short sleeve orange suit with gold buttons and like a short mini skirt,

kind of like an Ally McBeal. Remember how Ally McBeal would wear real short skirts? Kind of like when you do a porn and you're supposed to be in business. Yes, exactly. And anyway, so I did the show and people would yell at me, stones, and stuff like that on campus.

Anyway, after I left, I found out that the girls of the sorority found somebody in an orange suit and put it up on this wall. It was like mocking it up on this wall it was like mocking it. Oh my god. It was a red string again. Red strings. The other end the thing. They have a button board with your pictures connecting. Was it you or was it? I think it was somebody like a model in an orange short skirt and was like you know let's not

forget this bitch that was here last year. I don't know, you know what? The haters be hating, okay? The haters be hating, like, it's just great. I wish we had a picture of you from studs. And to think that I still walked into 23 and 24, not being aware that this has traveled with me my entire life. Because you don't let shit bother you.

I guess, well, I do, but yeah. But now it's getting better. Every year is getting better. Yeah, and that's why I wear these little hoops because it's my Purple Heart from my time served in the podcast war in which I didn't necessarily win, but I got a Purple Heart and it's these $42 earrings from Revolve.

Yeah, you got a little injured because that usually comes with an injury, right? I was just exploited for three grand, but that's fine. Yeah, exploited for three grand. But that's fine, that's fine. No, no, you survived it and you, I would say. Exploited, no extorted, extorted. Extorted.

I would say you did win, but that's just me. Success is winning. And I think we all won as a throuple. Oh, and I went to a real winter event on Friday. I went to Leanne Morgan, her fourth episode taping. I thought when Tammy Pass-Kelley invited me, I actually thought it was the pilot. So I didn't even want to like text her

and be like, I'm coming, because I just thought she'd be, but it was the fourth episode. So when we got to go, I hadn't been to a actual taping. This is a Warner Brothers taping of her show, Leanne. And it's Chuck Lor is the producer. Wow.

Netflix. I mean, if you couldn't have all the stuff, Kristen Johnson plays her sister. Oh my God. In 2024 did her solid. Oh my God. And she deserves it. Like could not be a nice person.

And a avid cheater daughter, major juicy scooper, so listen all the time. And the daughter's her makeup artist. How great is that? Oh my god. So she's on set with her. And so it was really funny, really clever.

You know, they have great, everyone has great chemistry with the casting's great, and it's juicy. Well, when you told us about it, I just, we were all like, it's such a good idea, like it's perfect, because she's a perfect person to do a live sitcom. Yeah, she's a really good actress. She's like all the timing and it moved. And it was just crazy because I was like, when was the last time I went to like a taping of a sitcom because we've all done them and I've been on them,

but I'm like, when was the last time I sat in the audience? Cause I'd go to some and my niece was on Friends. That was the last time I did it. And it was on the Friends set. Oh my God. That's crazy. It was the actual set of Friends.

Like you pass the Central Park perk, like, like commissary. And then I'm like, wait, is this the? And I sat on the same side. Like the same stage in the same. Yeah, the same stage. Crazy. And anyway, it comes out,

I think she said maybe March or something, but it's really, really funny. And it's gonna be interesting if they're, you know, the comeback of- Sickoms. Of the sitcom, because it's such a great setup. You know, you work all week, and they're rewriting it to last minute,

and then the live audience. And so like for a working actor, if you can get on one, Amazing. It's really like banker's hours, you know? And like there's a shorter day. So she's like, her girl who works on her team is like, oh my gosh, you're in Burbank. Leanne will be able to do the show when she comes back.

Like the day that it's a shorter day where there's just a table read or whatever. Yeah, it sucks for the writers, but for the actors, I mean, I would love to just be like, like a waitress who's just a regular. I just, like, first line, mad about you. One line, here's your eggs, and then I walk away. Good night, I'm done for the week now.

Yeah. I mean, just on every week. I was a waitress in like a pilot that didn't go with the star of James Van Der Beek was the star of it. And I thought, oh my God, if this goes, maybe this will be like the regular diner. Like I was being like the Ursula of Mad About You. Like, you know, it's all good.

So I was really happy for her. Then, you know, went to another fun party Saturday in Laguna. It was good, good. It's cooking along. It's cooking along. It's cooking along with the holidays approaching. You thrive in a million party situation.

Well, let's talk about weird news that happened over the weekend. So I went to the Kathy Hilton Direct TV party. This was the second year I went in a row. And James Kennedy was there. For those that don't know, James Kennedy was arrested for domestic violence. This is the story as we know it. Around 1130, he went back to his house. We know it's now

Ali at the time. It said a woman, but we figured it was Ali, his long-term girlfriend. They lived together at their house in Burbank. A neighbor either saw them maybe in the front lawn or maybe just heard something and called the police. The police came, they said she, and then Allie said he got upset and he threw me to the ground. Oh, where did you hear that? Now that's come out, because people got the report

that the woman said he threw her to the ground, but there were no marks on her, but they still arrested him for misdemeanor, $20,000 bail, so he got out. And he said, my team is investigating, my attorney or whatever is investigating. It doesn't sound like she's moved out or left him. That next day, before we knew what happened,

that day she made an appearance for something. So it happened late Tuesday night after the party. Wednesday she did whatever appearance she was committed to. And then Thursday the news came out. And then the Fountain Blue took him off their website where he has his residency. Dallas canceled it. But then this one said he did still do his show in,

I think this was in like Milwaukee. So he did still do a show this past weekend. And it was like packed. I heard it was packed. Yeah, I'm, you know. I mean, what else is there to do in Milwaukee with said with love? So, so I always talked to him when we,

we all talked to him when we saw him at the Vanderpump gala. And at the Vanderpump gala, we did not know that Vanderpump gala and at the Vanderpump gala we did not know that Vanderpump was not coming back and I said and at that time I had heard rumors it's gonna be a new cast all new cast with new waiters from you know sir except James Kennedy will be the only returning senior to it you know like it's high school and so I said I've heard some things and he goes what have

you heard he was sitting there with Ali and I said this said, I've heard some things. And he goes, what have you heard? He was sitting there with Ali. And I said, this is what I've heard. And he goes, that's news to me, though. I have not filmed with the new people. I don't know anything about the new people. I don't know anything. Cut to a week later, they announce it's all new people know James. So that when I see him at the Cathy thing, I see him when they were first walking in and you're checking. And I was like, James, I don't know if he didn't hear me or he was just determined to like get inside. Get to the bar. I think so.

I don't know. I, you know, I went talking to him near the bar. I don't, I don't remember holding a drink and I wouldn't know what was in the drink. Well, he had a drink at Vanderpump. Okay. It was a clear liquid, but I'm like, I don't think that's Pellegrino. I remember thinking to myself, but it's neither here nor there. I mean, to me.

Right, right. Yeah. So then, so then I see him by the bar and he's with this guy who, you know, is very flamboyant and dressing like, you know, You would have thought he was a makeup artist. He tells me he's a comedian. He's in the Groundlings, and we start talking about that, which is cool. And he goes, I'm James and Allie's best friend.

Oh, cute. And I was like, okay, so that's their plus one. Meanwhile, Allie is doing a special thing with Cathy for Direct TV in her theater where she's reading her chart. Oh, yeah. It's kind of a special night for Ally who looks stunning. So I see Ally briefly as she's doing something. Now I'm talking to James and my sister's there

and he just starts telling us everything. You know, I go, how do you feel about it? And he's like, you know what, it's fucking great. Like I'm doing the Fountain Blue, I'm booked to 2026. I have three original songs coming out in January. It's like great, I have show ideas myself. And so I'm like, it's great, James, like you have a skill. You're like DJ Polly D, like it's gonna,

like you don't need it, but you could always pop in. Like I'm being like positive back to him. Now Shannon thought he was braggadocious, but I'm like, yeah, but that's it. And you've just been fired from a show you're on 10 years ago, essentially. Like, yeah, you should- You gotta do that.

You should be proud of yourself. I wish we were better at that. You know what I mean? Yeah, like you should be proud of yourself and tell, and then so I was like, that is great. So then, so that's all I saw. That was pretty early in the night. And then later on, when it all went down, Shannon goes, don't you remember when he came back up to us? And I go, no. He like, no, because I was

drunk too. Basically repeated all the same stuff. So now I think, you know, I don't know. You know, there were two bars separated by a pool and it really wasn't hard to get a drink. The previous year it was very hard to get a drink. It was better organized. They had anything you wanted. You want red wine, white wine, champagne. You want the special mixed drinks,

the jalapeno, you know, tequila, moscow mule type of thing. They had a vodka sweet thing, martini, like a pomegranate kind of whatever. They had anything you wanted. And food, but very little food, like very little food. And so, I mean, you walk it around, you know, and we're so awkward, the person was like, Thanksgiving!

Like, you're literally knocking over someone to get like a little tomato soup and a grilled cheese. So yeah, and the party lasted pretty long, but it must have been right when they returned. Like I'm wondering where that was there an argument that maybe started in the car or whatever. And then maybe they heard them walking into the house or was it so loud in the neighborhood from the house? We know the street they live on, we've seen their house, because we live in Burbank. It has a gate in the front, like, it's very private

in terms of like, I don't think- So then it must have been the neighbor hearing something. Or maybe they were walking in. Yeah. And you do, you know, getting in arguments on the way home from parties is common, you know? It's like if somebody's very jealous or possessive, I feel really, really bad for him.

Like I really do. I'm not like, I feel bad for them both. Like that's, you know, their private business. And listen, I know myself, the neighbors in Burbank, they be nosy, honey. They get in your business. And I just feel so terrible for them. I really do.

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even someone maybe accidentally being pushed, who knows? But she did say to the police. What did she say? He threw me to the ground. He threw me to the ground. So she didn't say, this is all a misunderstanding and they still took him in and then, you know, who knows? Now she can say, well, I retract that statement.

And since she didn't go to the hospital or anything. However, I disagree with you guys. I feel like, you know, if you didn't say something, if you didn't call and something really bad happened, then how would you feel? Same thing with the police. If the police didn't take him in and they let him be, and then he really got mad at her or whoever,

I feel like, you know, as a police officer, some 30 year old police officer, it's no sweat off their back to take them in. If it gets dropped, it gets dropped. That's the lawyer's deal. Well, the police need to do what the police need to do once they're called. And then the same thing with the neighbor,

like maybe this wasn't the first time they heard something. I don't know. That's true. I feel like, you know, Kristen Doty has alluded, she wrote a book, and she doesn't say his name, but it's chronological. And if you, people are figuring out from her book that this was this relationship based on her boyfriend's

was the one with him. And she, it's very, I saw this girl read the book. It was very hard to follow. Like it really, she doesn't say anything. I was just in a horrible relationship and this is a pattern that you wanna get out of. And she doesn't really, she doesn't give details of like, we came back from shooting a scene

and there's nothing specific to it. Well, and Raquel said a lot, alluded to it a lot too. Yeah, alluded to. And nobody feels sorry for Raquel, but I mean, I do, but I think she alluded to it a lot too. Yeah, so- Like drunken rages. So I don't know what's going to happen with him.

I feel like if Ali decides that she doesn't wanna be with him, she should go and get a job at Sir and keep this going. Yeah, of course. And then who knows, you know? I don't know, like, you know, look, I've had many changes at parties

and he's always been nice to me, doesn't mean that he's a good person to his girlfriends. Right, I mean, we worked with him. We worked with him on Vanderpump Rules After Show and we knew him even years before that. I would say that he's a, for me personally, a character that I feel a conflict with. I like him, and then I don't like him.

And then I like him, and then I don't like him. Because it's that, for whatever reason, and whatever his deal is, and whatever, whatever, whatever, you know, he's young, he's a guy, he is arrogant and he is whatever, but who knows, but he's also, I don't know, but he's also fun and he's, it's a complicated situation and he's a human being and I, it's a, you know.

I think he doesn't act like that if he doesn't drink. I really do. Well, Nick Fial said that he saw him like kind of running around and that he gave some order to that guy, like, hold this or whatever. And he just threw it away. He just mentioned it before the arrest came out when he was recapping his evening as well, because I saw Nick Viall and his wife there.

Nick said that he just thought he was, you know, he just mentioned it as like a throwaway. Then it was a little more significant in light of the arrest. But I'm also saying if you bring this guy who says, who's an aspiring comedian actor, he's not famous, he's clearly, you know, James's plus one. And maybe his job was to go around and like take the good photos and whatever.

And so to just witness someone go, hey, can you hold this to their guest that comes with them? I don't necessarily think that's bad. Like if I was to have brought Drake to the party, like Drake would, my son would have been, not Drake the singer, would have been like, his job would have been to like whip out that light and do all that stuff. And like get me- But that's what Julie's saying about witnessing an argument from the outside.

It's always going to look so much more horrible to an outsider, whoever is the person who's raging. Right. You know what I mean? Like we've heard her neighbor yelling at his, you know, elderly father who's in a wheelchair and I'll be horrified. But I have to tell myself myself, that's somebody's dad and God knows your dad can get on your last nerve.

And he takes care of him and I'm just like, I have to shut down because I'll get upset and uncomfortable. Yeah, but I have also watched him pick him up from the wheelchair and gently put him in the car and be nice to him. And it's like, and you just, ugh, it's hard. People, imagine, I imagine somebody, if somebody overheard you just, ugh, it's hard, you know, people, imagine, I imagine somebody,

if somebody overheard you fighting, you would be, you would think, oh my God, I must sound like a monster to someone else in the world, myself. I must be a whole disgusting piece of shit for what I'm acting like and doing and saying and all of that. So if somebody saw that who didn't know me or a neighbor, okay, I mean.

But he did throw her to the ground. I had a dad that yelled a lot. Me too. Very, very loud. Never physical or anything, very loud, yelling all the time. And I'd see the neighbors going on a walk, and I'm like, how have they not called the police or said something?

And then they still referred my parents as realtors and stuff and I'm like, how can, you're not concerned that they're fucking maniacs like screaming about some listing? And I don't know, maybe it wasn't as loud as I thought. Maybe it didn't echo to the neighbors, I don't know. Or maybe the neighbors aren't as nosy as't echo to the neighbors. I don't know. Or maybe the neighbors aren't as nosy

as they are in Burbank. I don't know. Or maybe it could be, I mean, I would think at that point, maybe you're right, maybe they just heard it one too many times. Yeah. That could be, and I can imagine hearing a man yelling like that at a girl

who you've seen in your neighborhood one too many times. That I can see that happening. And I would say also, they live on the same street as a sports bar that's really popular in Burbank, and I'm sure they get a lot of drunkies wandering down the street, going to the car, and they're probably just very aware of inebriated people on that street.

Yeah, that could be too. It sucks though, and at the end of the day, hope that street. Yeah, that could be too. You know? It sucks though. And at the end of the day, I hope that Allie does what's best for her. Yeah. And I hope James, I think he's different when he drinks and he knows that and he's tried over the years and it's really, really hard.

I think, you know, I'm not sure if his, he might have like an alcoholic father. I'm not sure, but I feel my heart goes out to him too. I mean, I feel like if he then from here said, look, I didn't touch her. I'm just saying, if he's his defense, it's like, look, I did yell, I have been verbally abusive, whatever. And it's always when I've had too much to drink

and I have slipped on and off that the California sober, whatever, I'm going to get held for it, that is the reason, that's the impetus for my behavior, then I think like eventually people could forgive. But I also feel like if he's not on the show and he's doing other things like, I don't know, are we getting away from this?

Like Tom Sandoval was just doing like a live the other day, yesterday and that girlfriend Victoria of his, she had posted something like, well, a tiger never changes his stripes. He is in love with the best friend or something. And so first somebody posted it like, did he and Schwartz finally do the deed? What are they talking about? And then they're like, no, she means that, you know, maybe he cheated with another best friend just like he did with the Raquel. And, you know, then she removed it. Then she removed her entire Instagram. And it's like, oh, my God, everyone's like, well, maybe maybe he still has the house and he's having shorts move in or whatever. I don't know. I don't know. But I feel like I don't

know. Are we oh, I mean, we're talking about it. So I guess we're not like over them. But it just seems like a weird place with the all the moving parts and it ending and like, I don't know. So there you go with the update on that. Okay, let's talk about these strobes, these drones everywhere. I talked about it a week ago. By the way, you look really good in black. Oh, thank you. You don't wear black a lot, but I love when you do. Thank you. And, you know, if it wasn't for TikTok, I don't think I would have known. Now mainstream is talking about it a little bit more. So it's just all these drones that are like, first it started in New Jersey,

but it's been reported in the UK. There's been some here. Some people say I see them coming out of the ocean. Some people say I see them going into the ocean. One supposedly crashed and people said like the police came and then the FBI said leave please, the FBI are here and then they were like hazmat suits. And now just yesterday there was actually like an air force in a air base in Ohio was like, wait, we're shutting down

because of all these drones that are in our airspace and we need to like, it's not okay. But prior to that, everyone's just saying, well, we don't know, but we're not concerned and not saying anything. So there's so many different theories, okay? So the first one is it's aliens and they're coming. The other one is the aliens have always been here

and they're leaving because some shit's going down on earth and we're knowing about it. The other one is this blue stream theory that came out in the 1990s that an idea that the world governments would get together and fake a alien invasion for us to be one world order and succumb to our own government because we think the aliens are coming

and we need to be subservient to the government and so that they protect us from the aliens. The other one is they're seeking there there's something that is there like a nuclear bomb or some radiation leaking and they are trying to detect where the radiation is. The other one is it's just... Who's they? The aliens? No, our government. Okay. The other one is it's just the aliens know our government. Okay. The other one is just that it's China. The other one is Russia. The other one is they're looking

at the it's our drones trying to discover what the orbs are and the orbs are some alien entity. So those are all the things we know. What have the orbs. The orbs are like this weird, it almost looks like, like, you know those big bubbles that you go, you know, it's like that, but thicker, like more dense. And they're like the orbs. I thought that was a lot of those pictures were fake of the orbs. Is it proven?

That's the other thing, could it be fake? I don't know. I mean, a lot of the pictures are doctored and the videos. I wasn't sure about the orbs. I will say the thing with the aliens, I always have believed that like conspiracy theories, obviously they started with JFK, but I believe that even prior to that,

the reason people don't trust the government, the reason we're at the place we are now is because everybody saw aliens back before there were phones and they'd be like in their farm like, oh, look, there's a weird thing in the sky. And like, nobody would believe it. Nobody believed it. They always covered it up. They have the huge file on the aliens and they always covered it up.

And I'm like, that's why nobody trusts you. That's why we don't trust you. And why everything is a conspiracy theory now because they lie about they lie about whatever whatever UFO unidentified flying object in the air. It might not be aliens, but it's some weird shit. So go ahead and tell us it's Russia or go ahead and tell us it's the military. But they always lie about it.

But don't gaslight. Yeah, gaslighting. Don't say you didn't see it. I saw a joke on Twitter that said that they were spy drones and they flew because there was a lot over Alabama and they were like trying to gather intelligence over Alabama and they were like trying to gather intelligence over Alabama and they would find any.

That's right, Alabama juices. That's right, no, no, no, no. It was love again. It was love. On Twitter and Brandy didn't write it. Interesting. Yes. I'm gonna have to look into that because, you know,

we do enjoy an alien abduction story. I don't know if you're into that whole thing. No, we tried to get Heather to watch, is it Phenomenon? Phenomenon's the best. And Heather said she was too scared. I don't want to go to space. And I don't want aliens showing up.

I do not. I also watched this weekend, the Megan Fox movie. I did too. Okay, so I liked it. I watched it with Brandon. You watched it with, I was like, I told you it's so porny. I can't believe you watched it with, it's just porny.

I watched it with Brandon as we did our treat, okay? And be perfect Saturday morning, really. And so first of all, she's so fucking gorgeous. So gorgeous. And the body is so ridiculous. And so basically it's the future. And this guy, his wife needs a heart transplant. And they have a six-year-old and a little boy.

So while she's waiting in the hospital for her heart, he goes and gets the robots, which now you see them like the Elon Musk ones that are like this. But these look like humans. But they are there. and they can do anything, babysit, do whatever, you can be a primary user and everything. Really thought she acted good, like a little robot.

I thought she did great. I told Julie, I was like, wow, she really looked like a robot. Now I'm feeling badly for her because Machine Gun Kelly, now the story is that he cheated. She found him texting other women and they have a baby on the way. And they approached Brian Austin Green as he was coming out of a Starbucks in Calabasas.

I saw that. And broke the news. He goes, what? I didn't know that. Yeah, they're broken up. And he's like, oh, man. He was so genuinely sad about it. And then the reporter or whatever, TMZ Girl, is like, so how do you feel about, you know,

if she got a cat like that, not gonna be around your kids anymore, or something like that. And he goes, well, I don't like that. He goes, no, I mean, she's really excited about this baby, and our kids are really excited about this baby. I'm really, wow, I'm really disappointed to hear if that's true.

How they can work it out. Is he with his Dancing with the Stars? Yeah, I think he is. And I think she had a baby. Okay, well good for him. Or maybe she didn't, I don't know. So anyway, I'm annoyed with Machine Gun Kelly. And so she was good in this.

And it's, you can guess the plot, you know? But, you know, when it starts out, it seems great. You're like, yeah, that would be great just to have this girl That's you that stands in the corner when you don't want her like a vacuum cleaner Yeah, then you know then she starts to get too smart or she redid her own thing and like Yeah, well, that's the thing the AI comes to life they start to gain consciousness sentient reality and There's so many different movies like that feel like that world. That's a whole k-hole

But then I'm just a step is really scary really scared me in the movie was like at one point when they're in the hospital And all the it's called surveillance or it's called subservience subservience I'm very corny and porny just so everyone knows yeah horny cuz there's a bunch of sex It's porny just because because she's hot walks around her house like, I'm gonna do the adult laundry now. Yeah, she has a very short dress on and stuff. When she walked out of that, the alive wife, the real lady wife, was running out of the hospital, but all the staff and the ambulance drivers and everybody's AI, so they were all just shut down.

So it's like, there's no one, it's all robots, there's no people. No, and then I was watching it with Brandon, and I go, you know, only, there's no one. It's all robots. There's no people. And then I was watching with Brandon and I go, you know, only there's just two parts of the movie with the hot dad, okay? There's like an architect or a foreman or something. Only in movies today do the characters watch old black and white movies on TV. Yeah, nobody in real life and of course, he's watching an old black and white movie and then you know robot Megan Fox sits down and he starts to explain it like Big did to Carrie. Nobody watches black and white movies and then the other thing is it's AI world okay where AI people are walking around and everywhere but he he still likes to tinker with his old Mustang.

Also, only in movies is there a guy like tinkering like at night in his garage. He just loves to tinker with that old car. Yeah, he just like to fix up his old muscle car. I'm like, how is he not tired? He's an architect. And then his other car, his other car was a Tesla which needs no maintenance at all.

So I was like, what is this? And- My issue was the heart transplant and two days later she's out of the hospital. I was like, what is this? And- My issue was the heart transplant and two days later she's out of the hospital. I'm like, that's, all right. That doesn't track. Aren't you tired? And she's picking up the baby and she's just like,

oh, she fell down the stairs at one point after the heart transplant. This was, the heart thing. This was basically a combo of Megan, which was an AI little girl that you buy for your daughter who has no friends, who turns evil, meets the hand that rocks a cradle where the nanny wants the life. So you know what?

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Everyone thought she was missing. They set up a GoFundMe. She was a cute girl, her dad came to LA looking for her and then the dad ended his life. Committed suicide. Oh my God. At LAX. He killed himself?

And now they find her and the dad, yeah, they thought she was kidnapped. Yeah, so then he ends his life, then people see her, Mexico, whatever. Now we know what happened. What happened? She and the boyfriend, ex-boyfriend, met two other people and they decided to marry them to be paid for a green card scam. Her dude was Argentinian and his was something else. And so that's why she didn't go. It wasn't romantic. It was a full green card scam, but maybe she thought she was gonna get caught for doing it or something.

And that's why she went dark with her family. So she was never kidnapped. She was never manipulated. She was doing a scam for money. Oh my God, that is really, you know what, I'd rather watch subservience. It's so sad because her dad- Killed himself. Oh my God, that is really, you know what, I'd rather watch subservience. Yeah. It's just so sad because her dad.

Killed himself. And then you would let your family worry because you're, I guess you realized there's something that she could be arrested for whatever she was doing or caught and then just escaped into Mexico and all this other stuff. Oh my God. And so now they said, you know,

if you gave us any money, we're giving all the money back. The family's like, we're glad we're safe, said she's safe. But I mean, this is just up there with like a Sherry Papini type of situation. Like the faking of stuff is just, that sucks. It makes me wonder if whoever organized the green card scam might have murdered the father.

Cause that's gotta be a big ring. I think that this, I think whatever they did, it was pretty clear that it was voluntary what happened to him on this. I think he jumped out of like a parking structure and there's cameras everywhere. So I think I hope so because I remember before she even was found, I think he was thinking because he was investigating all down by the Staples Center. Yeah. And he was trying to figure out, they were investigating. So hopefully there's cameras, if not,

like they should look into it. Well, some updates on Luigi. Oh, okay. The prep school turned assassin. I think you can just say Luigi at this point. Luigi, yeah. Former surfer. He spent a couple years between college

and becoming a murderer. In Hawaii, surfing with friends, it just said he was a delight. So fun, everything. That's where somehow he had some back ailment. He broke his back surfing. He broke his back surfing. And then in that depression of having chronic back pain

is when he got radicalized. Now, some of the other interesting things is that comes from the very wealthy family, grandmother left the family $30 million. Also, the family made their money running these nursing homes that have also many lawsuits and things. Doesn't mean that the nursing homes are bad,

but they've had many complaints and things. Doesn't mean that the nursing homes are bad, but they've had, you know, many complaints and things about employees or whatnot that have worked there and people not being treated right as patients. Interesting, because that's a medical situation too. Then the final one is his attorney. Let me see. His attorney, the family now has an attorney saying we didn't know anything. But his attorney is married to the attorney representing Diddy. Wow. What a pair. So she's a former prosecutor turned defense attorney. She's defending him. They are, I

think they're pleading not guilty. How are they pleading not guilty? Both of them. At that point? Probably. What, insanity? I don't think you could say it insanity with that kind of planning. He had a manifesto and they found the gun on him.

I don't understand how they can say that it's self defense. At that point, you just, I would think, you just kind of gotta go. I don't know he he's guilty and but he's young and he's crazy so why don't we put him in and it's I mean I don't even know what you do there. He can't be I mean you know everyone's in love with him and they love you know they're certain he certainly has the fandom of the internet but I'm just like you're in jail for life guy because nobody can trust that you're not just gonna decide to kill whoever.

Another time to do some vigilante justice. It's like, no, you just can't. You just can't. That's the exact type of person that jail is for. Right, and then, you know, we can't trust that they, because that wasn't even personal. Right, right. So just an interesting, you know,

holiday dinners for these two and their families. But hey, you know, defense attorneys, everyone deserves a defense attorney. We'll see what happens. This OnlyFans girl who's English, her name is Lily Phillips, very attractive. She is in a documentary called The Mirror about how she slept with 100 guys in 24 hours.

Oh my. And filmed it. Barf. Just barf, okay. Now, everyone is probably like, I can't imagine this. Well, guess what? I can. Because one thing that I used to do

when I'd come home from stand up and stuff back in the day is I would watch this public access channel where this creepy guy would interview porn stars. And I was totally fascinated by these women, why they did it, what. And there was a girl that this was done. Like they've done this, girls have done this where they film it and they're like,

guys are lining up. And I mean, this is disgusting everybody, but like if you're having that many people, like they were taking like ice breaks and stuff. Like, you know, after you have a baby, they give you like an ice pack down there, they'd have to like do that. And she's like, well, my family, you know,

they still want me to get married and I still think there's a guy out there for me. She's saying all this stuff. She says the next goal is a thousand people. No, I swear there's women that have done 1,500, I swear, from the 90s. Yes, there are. I can't. I remember it was a thing and it was like a world record. I'm like, are you hoping to get the Guinness World Record? I guess this was a world record, 1,024. No, 1,024 hours will be a world record. I think the girls I'm remembering

was like 1,500 over three days or something. But what does constitutes, but what, what are you doing with that plaque? Ugh, what constitutes, is that Guinness Book of World Records? Oh yeah, you're saying do they go all the way to completion? Yeah, I'm saying like if you're doing 100 or 1,500 guys, what's the, what's the rule?

Are they finishing? Yeah, two pumps, right. Are they? Are they finishing? Yeah, two palms. Are they going in one time? Right, two, and then do you have to do the mouth too? No. No. Julie always does that. Are you kidding me?

She always thinks like oral sex is sex. Like, I'm like, no, that doesn't count as sex. Didn't you, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Hold on a second. I'm not saying. Bill Clinton did not have sex with that woman. I understand that oral...

He said sexual relations. Right, and I'm not saying that oral sex constitutes self for one... Well, whatever. It is for one everyone and whatever. Because I can't... whatever. I am guessing... As a gay person, sorry, I guess I never have sex. However, I will say that if a woman is doing that with a hundred guys,

all I'm saying is, does she have to do it both ways? I'm not saying that that would be the only way. I'm happy to say, I don't know the answer to that. I haven't done enough research on Lily. I'm guessing it is with her vagina. Yes. Only. Yes. And I don't think it has to be completion.

But also, like, who would you rather be, the mother of Lily or the mother of one of the sons, like number 67? Yeah, oh, right. I think I'd rather be the mother of Lily. Like, at least she's making money. It's so gross. Like, who does that? You're standing in line with your dick in your hands.

And your friend, and then you're like, going to Chipotle after? Like, what the fuck? And I wonder if this is the girl, because the girl is British, OnlyFans who does like the barely legal guys. It's like this huge controversy cause she goes to like spring breaks

with like all the like newly 18 year old high school seniors. So maybe a lot of these guys are virgins? Yeah. Oh. Yeah. Oh no. Yeah. And so, cause I think- Oh, that means it's even worse. Yeah. And so, cause I think I think it might be worse. Yeah. I would rather buy my son a Megan Fox AI robot.

And I'm like, and Megan is my daughter-in-law. And I'm like, hi, like I would rather have that robot than someone feel like they need to do this. It's just an awful world. Aliens come get us. Aliens cannot come fast enough. I'll tell you this about the aliens. I do know a guy who got fucked by a hundred aliens in one day.

And he did have to suck all their dicks too. He believes that he was abducted. And not only was he abducted, but now has a direct line to the aliens who speak to him on a frequency that only he can hear. And they are directing him to build a chamber in his yard of which he is building out of beeswax. And he is currently building it. I hope he's not in a homeowner's association because that seems like that would be a violation. Beeswax? Will the bees start to come around?

No, the beeswax is supposed to be connected to the frequency of which the aliens are going to. And if you're in that chamber, then that, I mean, it's a whole thing. I mean, it is a whole. And this is your best friend? Yeah, it's my best friend. And he, the level of detail, though, I mean, he talks.

He talks about it. How do you know him? I know him through a job. Okay. Through a job. Okay. And he, he. In Hollywood?

In Hollywood, yes. I think so. Yes, exactly. He works with a lot of chemicals though, so. He does work with a lot of chemicals. He's getting a little. Yeah, yeah. But the level of detail, this is where you go,

this is why with abduction and stuff like that, you're like, that's crazy, but then he. No, but I, not me, I feel like it's the worst thing in the world because to, if I got abducted by aliens, I probably just have to kill myself because nobody believes you. And sometimes I just want to go, maybe they were. Maybe they were abducted. If I got abducted by aliens, they'd be like, we've heard this sorority story already, Heather. Shut the fuck up. We have alien brains. We remember everything. And I'm like, oh, did I tell you when I was Dorothy? Remember the girl in the bar who got mad at you for playing Dorothy

It's fucking it's so crazy. It's crazy. It's fucking, it's so crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy, because the detail is there. Yeah. The detail is there. He needs to start a cult. He like, I'm like, ah. I mean, he's so deep.

It goes so deep too. It goes into the government and it goes into like, it's, but the detail, once you get into this, then you think, are they just making up the detail? But the words he's using are believable. It's so bizarre. Not saying I believe it, I'm just saying I can't. I don't even know.

Every day to your fullest. And by fullest I mean keeping your vagina full with 100 dicks, if that's what you wanna do. Okay, so we talked a little bit about this last week. So Jay Z wrote his attorneys fighting back this latest lawsuit of a 13 year old girl who said that she was assaulted by him. And there were two other celebrities there,

one being a female and this whole story after the 2000 MTV Awards. He wrote like a letter saying this isn't true. Now the girl is saying, well, I don't know for sure now. Oh. I don't know. I don't know that I remember the face exactly and all of this.

Well, I think she got scared. Did she get paid? Let's hope. Something happened where this is going to go away now. I hope she didn't just get threatened. I hope she got paid. Yeah. Because that was the point of this anyway. So hopefully they just paid her a lot of money and she got compensated. Because what it does is it kind of makes you poke some, you know, this Busby attorney who has

169 people that said they're victims of Diddy or whatnot. Now it's like Jay-Z and his people are making it seem that Busby is like an ambulance chaser. And so if you're just going after everybody and kind of pushing them in a narrative that fits all the other narratives of, oh, I went there and then I drank something that tasted funny and then da da da da da da. Then you know, how well would these other document, obviously Cassie was well documented. We know that she was a victim. Oh, you mean you know it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it,

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She did say there was, you know, some substance. Who's to say that it was him and not somebody else? And I mean, but what is the other evidence that made him take it? It's just like, so I thought when I first heard Jay-Z's like angry response, I thought it was a good response in his defense. I did too. Because I'm like, I feel like when people accuse me

of not doing so, I have been like, fuck no. And they're like, oh, why are you defending yourself? Why are you bringing more attention to it? Because it's like not true. So it's like, I think that he was like, this isn't true. Like, and there's been so much swarming around. It was unhinged. And I'm like, no, that's it.

Like he reacted, he wrote it himself. I was into it. Yeah, and I mean, look, there's all these people that have been saying, wait, you know, there's stuff with him and Beyonce and this, that. So far though, like, let's see, is there videos? Is there something that, you know, but there's a lot of stories going around

and people say it very compelling and you see them on their podcast saying it and you're like, why would this person lie? Well, because you know, you gotta say something, I don't know, it's weird. I don't know, I don't know the truth. I certainly hope that they don't find a way to get Diddy anywhere near off. No, I don't know. I don't know the truth. I certainly hope that they don't find a way to get Diddy anywhere near off.

No, I don't want Diddy off at all for just the things that he did with just the first few that are more public. But the 169 or whatever he has, Busby is where I think they're gonna try to poke holes in it. I think Jay-Z just does, really wants to like remove himself from that. I'm sure everyone who that is going to get speaking of the shrapnel is going to get hit

with the shrapnel who was around those freak offs. And I mean, I'm sure a lot of people are sweating bullets. Yeah. I mean, because he wasn't there alone. You know, there are a lot of other celebrities that went to those. And there I guess I mean, they're big orgies essentially. And people saying kids did show up. All of a sudden, there were kids there,

and they're like, what are the kids doing here? And it was, like, weird. Like, they brought them in. Like, there's stories of that. There's stories of that. Is there video evidence of it? I don't know. That would be the thing.

Jen Shaw, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. How's she doing? Well, it looks like she could get out as early as December 2027 so that's three years away three three more years to know where in December 24 three Because what was the sentence eight years or was it it went from nine to six and now it's going down a little bit more interesting though her Assistant that she was, you know, trying to say actually was the mastermind of it.

He only got nine months. So he must've spilled the beans on her. Yeah. Yeah. Stewart. I think it was, I think that it totally came out that he just like, yeah, turned state's evidence or whatever they say.

She is teaching exercise classes. Hanging out with Elizabeth Holmes. Yeah. Probably getting massages, getting, you know, lots of cunnilingus if she so chooses. Yeah. Well. And I mean, hopefully she's got a prison girlfriend.

There is not a doubt in my mind that Salt Lake City will still be around. When she's out. When she's out. And I think it says December 27. I also think she'll get out sooner. Earlier. There'll be another announcement six months

and then it'll be like December 26. And then they'll be like, okay, we really gotta bring her back. Like Abby Lee Miller, like, you know what? Just get out of the house. Just go deal with your health. You can't, like whatever the confines will be, like you don't get to do another MLM or whatever the hell.

Yeah. Even though she's getting the massages and the cunnilingus. Uh-huh. Time must not fly like it has for us. You know, it does seem like she just went out. I mean, when Teresa talks about it, she'd be like, you know, I walked around the track

and I was like, God, why, why me? You know, and I'm like, you know, I walked around the track and I was like, God, why? Why me? You know, and I'm like, something must be better on the other side. And I feel like for her, the year wasn't that bad. But a year is different than like five years. Way different. Martha Stewart did the year too. I think a year is doable because it's really like, okay, I got to get through Christmas. I got to get through the 4th of July. I got like, you know, and then also like a year if you wanted to be positive, a year to write the book,

a year not to drink, a year to work out, a year to like relax. Well, I don't, yeah, I don't know how relaxing it is because it's like you're in those bunk beds and what I've heard is like, there's always some crazy bitch like screaming in the night. So I don't, I think the sleeping is where it's the worst. Just shut the fuck up.

How annoying. Plus, and all of the guards. That's when you commit, now you murder again in prison cause you've got to kill her. These aren't the murdering ones. But still, if you're screaming like that, you might have to turn into one. I need to go to sleep, I'm tired.

And then, ugh, and then all the guards all around. Yeah, that's the bummer. That is, I just did something in a prison. And it was- As an actress. As an actress. So it was a fake prison. But it was in a real prison. Oh, you went to a real prison. Yeah, and it was like a detention center.

Can you tell us what this show is that you're starring in? We just don't know if you can or not. Okay, it's a secret. All right, fine. That's Hollywood, you guys. But you know. Yeah, you told me.

But I didn't know, so just don't tell. I'm not sure. Just don't tell yet. Okay. And it was so weird because it's a real, real like going into it, driving into the thing, parking with the escorts. With the wires like the circle. Yes.

And then you need an escort into the thing, and then you're in the building. It was a woman's prison? It was a detention center, so it was a lesser, it was like a more minimum whatever, but then on the other side, apparently, there was like a maximum. And while we were there, there was a jailbreak, and a prisoner, male prisoner, beat up a guard,

and was running around loose, and they had to lock us in like the where we were on set, but it was like one of the prison rooms. Like what you see on TV, like when they're in those seats in the middle and then there's like the prison, it's like you go up the stairs and there's like cells up there.

It's what I imagine there to look like. Like it's not as scary as, but it's like that where, you know, it's like a door and there's two bunk beds. Yeah, yeah. And a thing and a sink. Right. And it's like, it's not a- They get to go to the bathroom in there too, right?

The toilet is right there. I mean, they're going to the bath, they're going number two in the room. Oh, what the hell? Can you wait? That's where I go, no. Can you wait until like yard time and then be like, I'm gonna stay back and go number two. You go to the room. Can you wait? That's where I go, no. Can you wait until like yard time and then be like, I'm gonna stay back and go number two. You go to the yard.

Oh, maybe. You're like, can you do that? But what if you're having IBS? I wouldn't be able to do it. Yeah. I would probably be the prisoner who'd get killed cause they're like, she's fucking shitting every two seconds in the room.

I can't take it. Okay, you guys, we're gonna shiver in the middle of the night. I always thought at first when I get there, they're gonna hate me. But then I feel like then I start to imitate the guards behind their backs. But then once you play Dorothy, it's over.

But then the guards would find out and then they'd get pissed. They wouldn't have, just like in high school, like when I did all the teachers and it was fine and I became so popular because I could do all the teachers. And then the teacher is like, can I talk to you Heather? And she's like, I heard you made fun of my speech yesterday,

you know, because it was like we TP'd the brother school and we put like tampons and like maxi pads and wings. They move the wings. Yeah, like all over like the vending machines and stuff. And we hung the tampons like with string, like all over. Cause they had like attacked our Mary, they put bubbles in our Mary fountain. And so we were like, went to get them back.

And I remember she said, she was so mad at us and she didn't know who did it. And so we like all got called in and she goes, she's like, I'm supposed to go to grammar schools tonight and to Catholic grammar schools in the Los Angeles archdiocese and say, come to Louisville, become woman, put tampons on your brother's school. Oh.

And I was like, yeah. So then you went right out and started doing her speech to everyone? Yeah, I was doing the speech and then and then she wanted then she kind of was mad. But then she was like, OK, I kind of want to hear it now. So then I had to like do it for her. Oh, who told? Does someone tell you? Did she hear you overhear? I think it just got around. Like, I think just people could just, this is hilarious,

because we all had to go and get the speech, and then it was like, who's gonna turn on, because it was probably about 25 of us out of 100 students. And so it was like, who were the 25 that did it? And it was like- That's like the burn book. Yeah, yeah. Okay, so I came across this woman.

Oh my God. And she's old and she's like, how does this tan look? And she's doing one of those fitness competitions that Tamara has done, that Teresa has done. So I just thought maybe Jen Shaw could do this when she comes back. She gets in the bedazzled bikini. They don't let them drink water for a week so like all the skin is like so they are even more like Cut and then they do that chocolate spray and like but she didn't do a spanner

She didn't do the tan on her face or it looks so weird. That would be blackface But she's like 70 and she's got her body looks amazing. Like it's as if there's no wrinkles on it or anything. So I just had to see that because I was like, that's going to be Jen Shah. Let's talk about Real Housewives of Salt Lake. There's going to be a good episode this week. We're going to hear more about the marriage of Bronwyn and Todd. We see, you know, we see a little bit about, you know, she got attacked by the dog.

That was crazy. I read the details of it and it was so intense. I like wish I didn't read it. So Braun, when the new girl who's married to a much older man, she goes to the airport to meet them to go on the Port of Art a trip. And she's like, yeah, it's been hard because I was at the park with my dog or somewhere. And she's like, yeah, it's been hard because I was at the park with my dog or somewhere and she was attacked. And I mean, her legs are like punctured by dog teeth, bruises up and down the back of

her legs. Her arm, like, it fractured her arm. Horrible. Yeah. And so I don't know if what I saw was the episode or this upcoming episode, but she's like, yeah, we try, you know, I called Todd. He didn't answer as I was on my way to the hospital.

So then I had Gwen, the daughter, call him and he's like, oh, she'll be fine. And then finally, like we FaceTimed him and he's like, oh, well that doesn't look good, but you know, take an aspirin. I don't know. And so they're like, and then she also hints that there was infidelity on his part.

She's like, you don't know what I've gone through with infidelity with Todd. Oh yeah, that's right. That's in the preview. Gonna be so juicy. She entered this thing with an exit plan. I think they're doing like a Kelsey Grammar Camille. I think he was just like, yeah.

I think he probably was like, this isn't a great idea, but let her do something because then she has a job. And if we don't end up together, then she's not my responsibility. And then she was like, of course, wanting to do it. She knew Lisa before. And I don't know that he really watched or did his research to see like, OK. And then the few times that he's been or did his research to see like, okay, you know, and then the few times that he's been on it,

he's like, shut up, stop acting like that. And then she's like, I have to act like this. If they scream at me, I have to scream back. Like I have to do this to keep this job. So I think we will see next season, the demise of the marriage and third season will be the divorce. That's my prediction.

And then I would be interested to see what kind of guys she dates. Because I kind of wonder if she does have kind of like a daddy fetish, you know? I mean, all the girls on Beverly Hills, every single one is single, and nobody's really dating anybody. Oh, wow, that's weird.

And think of that, they're all single now. None of them are housewives. Right, well, Bo's is a widow, the new girl, and she is dating somebody, but we haven't seen him. We just saw a photo of him. I'm obsessed with her. Garcelle's been on the hunt for years and never dated anybody.

And Garcelle's been real snark. She's been a real snark to DeRite and everybody else. And I guess she says again in an upcoming episode, she doesn't believe that the robbery is what we think it is. And PK like wrote back something nasty on social media, something like, really Garcelle? You know, do you have anything else to talk about but after something like that? Well, the Garcelle stans are and popping off, the timeline being shady. They're all with her on this robbery thing.

It's like way back on social media. And the timeline doesn't even seem shady, but they just love to try and act like… PK posted some picture of a wrapped up carpet that looked like a dead body, like a few days before the robbery and was like, does anyone know where I can get rid of this? I would ask Jaree, but she's out of the country for a while. Like, it was just a joke. It's still there, like acting like it was her in there.

And people are like, see? And it's like, I don't know, I don't know that. Well, I put on record and I'll say, I well stand by it and I've said it from the beginning I believe he planned it and I don't think she knew and I think she's truly traumatized and I think he's annoyed that she's Traumatized I think it was it started the demise of their relationship whether he was cheating on her for a million years or whatever But that whole situation that I do believe he planned and that got totally screwed is the reason why they are know that they can't that he can't deal with any of it anymore.

I think he completely fucked up. I think that just like you can pick apart the clues of that and what makes sense and what doesn't, it's up there and obviously a child wasn't murdered, but it's kind of like a John Benet. Like you can talk about who killed John Benet forever because there's so many weird things and there's so many different theories and which, you know, why, why,

wait, they came home that night. Like, could it have been something else? You know, all these other things like, and you know, there are a lot of questions about it. Which I recall that she said she was coming home. She ended up coming home a day early. Was there some plan to, or whoever these robbers were, were they under some impression, maybe it was they were surveying the house.

Maybe they got word from someone that was like, hey, I know this couple that's not going to be there. So that's why they came at 10 o'clock, which is a little early. Maybe they thought they were still all gone also, there was something about breaking into the The sliding glass door to get in yet. The door was like unlocked Yeah, they never even tried to open the door now. I'm this might be missing up clues I'm just saying like why yeah does keep coming up. And then that she was able to keep her ring. I don't know if she turned it. I don't know if it

was in a jewelry cleaner with a lid on it like I do at night. Do you do that every night? Pretty much now. It's this like diamond cleaner stuff that you just throw and you whatever. So it could have been that. She could not have, you know, and then they had the instructions to just go in the closet, take a sheet, take everything from the closet and that was their instructions, you know, and they thought when they went in there, they thought there was going to be nobody there. So they were not murderers. They were breaking an entry. And if they ever do get caught, it doesn't matter. They will get charged with kidnapping.

That's like the charge if you like do that when someone's home. Right. I mean, I know when there was this gang of robbers that was happening out in like West Lake and they were Danish or something. And the story was they would come through the golf course on Friday nights, this is a few years ago, because they knew that a lot of the people were at the club for like a Friday night thing. So they would not break any entry. They would like just get in the house, steal the bags, steal the stuff, and then leave.

And if they were ever get caught, they would just be expedited back to their country. Like, because— Extra-dited. Sorry, extra-dited. But they'd probably be expedited as well. Also path. Yeah. It wouldn't, it wasn't, and then, so they steal the stuff,

they have a whole system where they give the real bags to whoever and they didn't, you know, they, so, like we, I still don't know, was there a gun to her head? Was it a real gun? Was it a fake gun? There's no doubt that she was traumatized. There is no doubt that she was traumatized I think they what I don't agree with Julie. I think that I certainly like a hundred percent think P P K was cheating on her and I think he has a girlfriend now

but so it's not like I think he's not a douche, but Kyle was also the thing is you can easily Google these people's address. It's just a fact. And she was Instagramming that she was in London. And Kyle was robbed as well. I mean, she had all of those, you know, even like keepsakes from like her mom. And it's like, and you know, just so was Khloe Kardashian.

Like, I mean, if they'll ever do something. Sophia Bush was just robbed. Yeah. There's a lot of robberies going on in LA and have been for, since the Ring Bling. Like, and when you let people know where you are and all this other stuff, you know. So I think, yes, there is a reason to speculate,

but there is no proof of it. And after a couple of years, like as a cast member, I kind of don't think it's Garcelle's place to like bring it up anymore. I did like when she said, but I don't know that she took a sip of the water and said, well, she still has her jewelry. And then took the shady sip of the water.

I was like, that was like her best line, but that was last season. But yeah. But I also don't know why she has it so out for her. Like it's pretty devastating to be separated from the father of your kids and stuff when the kids are still little. Like, I still don't know why she,

what has Duret ever done to Garcelle? I don't know. I mean. I think Duret just bugs when they film. Duret's the Heather of the show. Yeah. I think she, I don't know if she never shuts the fuck up. She's not letting her get away with anything,

like at that dinner where she was like, no, I disagree. Well, she was like, I would take, acknowledge or apologize to you, Kyle, blah, blah, blah, and Darcelle's like, no. And she's like, excuse, wait, what? Yeah. No. She's like, well, obviously, I'm not your favorite person, Garcelle. Yeah, that whole thing. Yeah. Yeah, wait, what? Yeah. No. And she's like, obviously I'm not your favorite person, Garcelle.

Yeah, that whole thing. Yeah. Well, you're not. Yeah, I guess we're on the same page there. She's like, huh. I mean, and Gigi is just like coming for her. I don't know. Yeah.

Like, I feel like Garcelle also was so happy with like the Kyle thing. Yeah. And like, almost like when one of the cast members wants the, like, they kind of don't want them to make up. Yeah. They're like kind of thing. Yeah. And like, almost like when one of the cast members wants, like they kind of don't want them to make up. Yeah. They're like kind of happy.

Yeah. Yeah, well, well, there you go. And also I was like, why did they have to go all the way to Oceanside? Like just to be on the beach, you could have done that like in Malibu, you could have done it in Newport, like you had to go all the way to Oceanside.

Yeah, go to Laguna. And then they flew home. Then they got on a plane, did you remember that like in Malibu. You could have done it in Newport. Like you had to go all the way to Oceanside. And then they flew home. Then they got on a plane. Do you remember that at the end? No. They took the little Sprinter van and then got on a plane to come all the way home. You can fly from San Diego to- Yeah, you can. Yeah.

And was it a normal size plane? No, it was like a private. Oh my God. That is absurd. And then I also just think like if I was a housewife in one of the other franchises, I'd be like, I don't need to know. Like who picked up the plane? Yeah.

I feel like, well, obviously they're the queens of the franchise. Like I mean, they are like, Beverly Hills is a cut above. You can tell the budget is triple what everyone else is. they get so much more than the others, you know? Potomac just announced last night that they're going to Panama. For their girls trip. So I was just like, how much do people hate Beverly Hills? I mean, like, you can just tell.

And all the little details, I'm like the budget is just so much higher. They get all the money. Yeah. Wait, also just over the weekend, Teddy was at a horse show for a 12-year-old daughter, and her lover, Simon, was there with Simon's wife. What? And that was out in Palm Desert.

How are they all around each other? Well, they're all part of the same thing. They were all had their own, either their daughter or their horses were competing. So they all had to be there for the equestrian, you know. So they stayed together. And I think the thing about that pregnancy thing I think she said was wasn't true. What pregnancy? They said Teddy's pregnant?

No, the one that they were cheating while the woman was giving birth in labor. That's like a rumor everybody loves to do about everyone. Well, I mean, she was, she had a small child and it does overlap. Whether that whether she was currently pregnant with it or I mean, we'll never know. I mean, it just isn't good. No, it's just it's a lazy affair. It's like I just I have a problem with people that have affairs that are so lazy. A guy that fucks the nanny. Yep.

The Megan Fox AI robots. Don't fuck the doll. Don't fuck the doll, don't fuck the nanny. Don't do it at your school, don't do the T-ball coach. I mean do have sex with your nanny if it's Megan Fox. Yeah. At that point, what choice do you have? Also don't do it when it involves your kids.

Like it's one thing to do it at your work and that's bad, but like don't go, like I said, be with a baseball coach, be with the neighbor across the street. Like just come on. Like, but you know, the heart wants what the heart wants. And you know, there you go. I can't believe that I can't- Oh, and then Marcelorsel did say something

snotty about Teddy too. She's like, yeah, it's not about Teddy, though she loves that we're talking about her. Yeah, yeah, of course she does. Of course she does. How can you not? And then she was like, when Kyle was like, you're friends with Teddy, why don't you,

when the audience were screaming, stop making Teddy happen, why didn't you sit up and then Dereed's like, Teddy and I are friends. We're not best friends. We don't talk on the phone. We're acquaintances. That I totally get. There's many degrees of friends.

Where you hang out when you're all together and you see each other maybe three times a year. And then there's texting friends and then there's friends where you talk on the phone. And if you don't talk on the phone, then you're not a really close friend. And I also liked when Teddi's, I mean, when Dorit said,

I didn't want to give that guy any more attention who asked the question, which I thought was very valid too. And I thought that was totally valid. She knew if she gave an answer. I mean, you know, Kyle knows enough that, you know, everything's a landmine now. Like she's like, you go on Amazon Prime,

they ask or whatever Amazon, they ask you these questions. She, you know, what's going to get huge. I think she thinks she's being classy in, you know, she's getting paid so much to do that. So she's got to answer the questions. And the questions are about her cast mates. And then she's going to get shit for it later. But that is the job.

But she's reaching, that's reaching. You didn't defend Teddy. It's like, how much are you going to pull from BravoCon? First of all, I'm done. I don't want to hear about Teddy, but I don't need to hear about BravoCon anymore. That's for sure. And every single thing, she has a problem with it.

With Dorit, it's like, none of it is a big deal. It's stupid. And Dorit is coming from the side of, she is really hurt because she's like, I feel stupid, which I've been in this position too. I thought our friendship was a bigger deal to you. It was a real big deal to me, but I guess I'm like a fool. It's almost like a girl who thinks she's the girlfriend

and she realizes, oh, I'm one of three side pieces. Like I'm disposable. Like I thought like we were something more special. And Kyle, Kyle just doesn't talk to you for six months until the cameras come up again. You weren't special to Kyle. She doesn't care. She doesn't think about you.

She doesn't miss you. It was just a friendship for the show. Yeah, her best friend was, unfortunately, the woman who passed. She has probably a couple other really good best friends, like a Faye Resnick and stuff. And Teddy lurks on Kyle. Yeah, and Teddy.

And they keep in touch, yeah. Yeah, that's who she, those, I mean, how many people our age only have about three best friends that they actually talk on the phone on a regular basis with. So it's not Doreet, sorry. Sorry. Sorry, Doreet.

Sorry. But Doreet's gonna take, is, you know, seems like Doreet's gonna take the top dog this season. She's ascending. She's ascending. She's ascending like the blue lady. She's ascending. She's ascending. She's ascending like the blue lady. She's ascending. She's completely ascending.

Madonna got in trouble because she did a very flattering photo of herself with the Pope and the Pope was kind of snuggling with her and it was all fake. What do you mean? It was AI generated, it's not real. Oh my. She made it and put it out there. It never happened.

And it's just so old school Madonna. Because Madonna, you know, it was so controversial when she would use her Catholicism in a sexual way. And, you know, like I remember like when she'd wear the rosary necklaces and my nun at my school said, you know, that is very bad. And now I feel like a lot of people wear rosary necklaces, but she told me that is sacrilegious.

You are not to wear a rosary ever. And so like you do all that, like a prayer, everything. So, you know, being a born Catholic was a big, sort of like her flex and like using it and like shoving it in people's faces. So this was just old school Madonna trying to do it. She probably thought it was funny and whatever. But it just goes to show you like it is really hard to know what's real and what's not.

It really is. It really is. Yeah. Because that looks pretty real. And he must have been nuzzling someone. No, you can do anything now. Usually when they do it, it's like you look and you're like, oh, there's a hand,

his ear is a hand or something. Well, you know, like Jim Carrey recently did an interview about how maybe he would do another Grinch. But the reason he never wanna do it until now is because much like the Wayne's brothers and white chicks, the hours of makeup, the prosthetics, the uncomfortable, the hot, like it's just hell.

But now with like the CGI and everything, like even when I was watching the sitcom taping, they were like, oh, here's a scene you're going to watch playback. It's going to be when they're young. But when you see it on Netflix, they're going gonna be able to make both the actors' faces. So they don't have to hire two new people to play them young. And so like, I wonder if he was to do the Grinch, you know, you'd have the essence of Jim Carrey,

but he wouldn't have to be in three hours of makeup and be hot and wear the fur jacket, whatever. And so, yeah, I mean, they're able to do anything now. And same with white chicks. Like, I wonder if they could do a white chick too and now not have to be in the masks and stuff. Yeah, white chicks too, Karens. Yeah.

And have them be like older. Yeah, but they don't have to do, they as actors wouldn't have to suffer as much. They just computerize them. They just put like a nude thing on and then it comes on the face, but it moves with your cadence and your funny. Cause if they make your face green,

that becomes like a green screen. That is so weird. And the new Indiana Jones, they do the whole thing with him where he's like young, but it's him and they do that to his face and it's such a trip. They do it to Will Smith in one of, those were's him. And they do that to his face. And it's such a trip. They do it to Will Smith in one of, they did it in The Irishman a few years ago.

Oh, oh right. The gangster movie, yeah. And they like made them young. Robert De Niro. Like instead of hiring people play, I always thought that's kind of a bummer because I always thought that was always kind of a fun part of casting.

Is like finding you, you know, a 25-year younger version of you. Oh, another movie I just saw was It Ends with Us. I watched that last night. It's on Netflix. That's with the Blake Lively and all the controversy that it was portrayed to be this romantic movie but it's really about domestic violence. Anyways, very slow and not very good in my opinion. But I watched the whole thing and it was a confusing movie because even in it, the guy, the domestic violence stuff that happened, like the first two times they were kind of

like accidental, like in a weird way. I don't know. It was just a weird, it was a weird movie. It's not very good. It's very slow. But they had a girl play her a young version of her. And was she just as pretty? Not as pretty, but it was a good match.

Because I'd probably just put it on and then just put it on mute. Because I just like to look at her. Yeah. But I don just put it on and then just put it on mute. Cause I just like to look at her. Yeah. But I don't really want to watch obviously domestic violence. But they gave her this weird green, this weird red hair that I didn't like, but she is pretty. All right girls, what is happening in your world

where people can get more Brandy and Julie in their lives? You do it, Memo. She likes when you do it better. Oh God, you're so sensitive. I don't know if you guys know, Brandy is a little sensitive girl. She's a teeny. I have the know if you guys know, Brandi is a little sensitive girl. She's a teeny. I have the same heart, outer shell,

but inside I have a big heart. She loves too hard. She doesn't seem like it, but she does. She gets hurt easily by her own love. So we have our regular podcast, Dumb Gay Podcast, which is sort of like, if you to get your political your political on especially now That's where you visit. That's free. We we lean liberal, but we we try and give it to everybody And then after that if you don't like politics you go to our patreon we do three shows a week and that is just all I

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She's a butchler. You found her? Yep. She was one of our Patreon like, in our Patreon family. Oh my God, how fun, I love it. Has she had any luck? We, well, we're on, we just, she just did all her dates.

We did the intro videos, they made their own videos. Okay, what if you really find her like, her wife, but then you'll be responsible for us, your life, I was like. I know, changing people's lives. Yeah, one lesbian at a time, I love it. If they do get married, if she marries any of them, we are definitely going to marry them, I can tell you that. Yeah. Like, who will insist?

It's definitely like, um, it's exceeded all of our expectations. Like, have you married anybody yet? We did get asked. We didn't get asked once, but we didn't do it. We just didn't follow through. We got our certificate. Or you didn't get your certificate. But then by the universal church.

Yes. And like, but then did we ever, did it come in the mail? Cause Julie wanted to get like those things. Yeah, if we were gonna do it, I wanted to like wear a robe. I wanted the, the, then the sash. You know what I mean? All of it. I wanted to do all of it.

But the butch, the butch Lorette's going good. And there was some, there was some strong chemistry happening. There was some strong chemistry happening. So we feel pretty good about it. She went on all the dates and now this coming week, we do that on Fridays, she's going to go on her final two fantasy Zooms. So we're going to get a little spicy and then she'll do her choice. Oh my God, this is awesome. Have fun. It's pretty fun. So that's on the Patreon and you can go to julianbrandy.com to

Check it out. And you don't have to be gay to enjoy the butchler app because not at all Yeah And by the way, the great thing about the butchler app is that we have a guy that's submitted and we have a straight girl That submitted who just are looking for like a friend just willing for something So it's like all-inclusive. It's become like this thing. Well, love it. I think that's really clever. And then of course we're gonna be hanging out looking cute, going to cute holiday pre-Christmas post Christmas dinners in the desert. Yeah. And...

Palm Springs in the desert are so fun around Christmas I think. Yes. We're gonna have lots of fun. And of course go to HeatherMcDonald.'re gonna have lots of fun. And of course, go to heathermcjohlen.net for my February East Coast dates, and of course, my Patreon, which I'll be dropping lots during the holiday, mini episodes, special episodes, videos, we're doing lots of different things for the holiday treat

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