Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Brandy and Julie on My Night with Jason Bateman, Danny Masterson’s Divorce and RHSLC

Episode Date: September 21, 2023

I’m back with Brandy Howard and Julie Goldman! Bijou Phillips is divorcing Danny Masterson. More women come forward with allegations against Russell Brand. Cindy Crawford calls out Oprah. The RHONY women are flexing on each other…about who had the worst childhood. RHOSLC is insane! Meredith became English, and Mary is saving the show. Kim Zolciak is on Surreal Life. We demand justice for Brandi Glanville. And finally, I share some juice about a night out in Jason Bateman’s limo. Enjoy! Vote For Juicy Scoop: realitytelevisionawards.com/vote Get extra juice on Patreon: patreon.com/juicyscoop Subscribe on Youtube: youtube.com/@JuicyScoop Follow me on Instagram: instagram.com/heathermcdonald Follow me on TikTok: tiktok.com/@heathermcdonald Follow me on Twitter: twitter.com/HeatherMcDonald Find Julie and Brandy at https://www.julieandbrandy.com/ Follow Julie @mrjuliegoldman Follow Brandy @peeweethepeoplescouch Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Woo, woo, and a McDonald. Juicy scoop. Hello and welcome to Juicy scoop. I am here with my girls, Brandy Howard, Julie Goldman. Welcome back the dynamic duo to women. Too man-bashing women. That's right. Doo to women To man bashing women Not at all not at all

Absolutely not Let's get into some juicy scoop. Do you know that B.J. Phillips has filed for divorce from her charming husband Danny Masterson after she stood by him in court, wrote letters about what a great father he was, that he was the person who saved your life. He's going away for 30 years and she has filed for divorce. Does that mean Scientology is maybe gonna drop him because he's a suppressive person now? Well, I talked about this the other day

because that came up. He's no use to them. It's a better use even though they protected him all these years and did all these things to keep the victims from coming forward. I wouldn't be surprised if they just be like, well, or they just never speak him of again, anything. When people go away to prison,

a lot of people don't keep up the friendship. Do you think, or the marriage or anything else? He's gonna serve 30 years. Yeah, I mean, I think he's gonna serve at least, yeah. I can't remember how it worked by sister told me, but no, it's serious time. It's not like he's gonna be out nine or anything like that. Oh, good, no.

Great. They never give rape charges like that, so I was pressed. Yeah. But I do think that they want his family still, because Chris Masterson, you mean the Scientologist? Yeah. Yeah, because the family still has money. Yeah.

So I don't know. I wonder if maybe she wants out of Scientology. Oh. I just think if your husband's doing 30 years and you're pretty and you're young, he probably is saying, I mean, I'd be the selfless thing to do. Like, you can divorce me. I hope you still bring your daughter around.

My life's over. Go. I mean, it's a better life for the daughter if she's single and like, you know, not pining away for him, but I don't know. I can't imagine meeting that position. I feel like I would tell Peter. He seems like a divorce girl get married, find a rich woman that has memberships at multiple golf courses, take the boys golf and I'm going to hang out with Gen Shaw and Elizabeth Holmes. I mean, I'm quite jealous. I got upset because I don't

like Elizabeth Holmes and she gets to hang out with Gen Shaw now. Yeah, I want to, I have that as a story. Let me just move it up here. So irritated. Okay, so the scoop on that is Jen Shaw from Real House as a Salt Lake city doing seven or nine years, I can't remember. And I think Elizabeth is doing around the same. One drop.

They're at the same prison and they are in fact friends. Now I got a little inside scoop. I know somebody who also knows another prisoner there. Another female white crime type of woman stole from another con artist. Yeah, like he worked at some type of company and for many years were scraping money by and now it has to do a few years. And she said Elizabeth Holmes total delight. Nice, helpful to people.

She said Jen, a bit of a said Jen, a little cold, little cold she can't get into her. So you know what my advice was? I said, this is what you tell your friend how to get in with Jen Shaw, okay? I'm gonna be the new prisoner and I wanna be friends with Jen Shaw, which of you would like to play Jen Shaw?

Julie, okay. Okay, we're at snack time or whatever. Snack time. Hi, I'm so sorry to do with do this to you because you probably get bugged all the time. You're so much prettier in person. I was such a fan of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. You were funny, you were smart, you made that show. I have several friends I'm talking to that are watching it right now because we can't get it here. Apparently, it totally sucks without you

and they bring you up every day. Oh, finally, someone who recognizes my role with those bitches, okay? Thank you. I know what thank you, what's your name? My name is Heather. Heather. Yes. Heather, have you met my friend Elizabeth? Oh, I have. Anyway, look you think. What's your name? Money is Heather. Heather.

Yes. Heather, have you met my friend Elizabeth? Oh, I have. Anyway, look over here. Heather, yes. Thank you. I'm here because I stole earrings worth $10,000. Ooh.

That I didn't realize was even missing. Oh. Yeah. Oh, really? And then I was convicted on a radio show. Yeah. So anyway, I'm here because I'm an awful friend and I also have permanent brain damage.

Oh, but the bonus is that I'm not the same person with you in one drop. This is a bit of a thomps, yeah. You know what? Coach is gonna call in a minute, but I've been really in silence. So, all here, and I was a bad friend too. So this is wonderful.

This is some professional. Oh, yeah, I'm a little smith. Oh, hi! Oh, I didn't see, I didn't realize you're a bad friend too. Yeah, I was on professional. Oh, yeah. Oh, hi. Oh, I didn't see. I didn't realize you're in prison here too. Yeah, because I was on professional. Oh, and your voice just got lit. Oh, wait, here's Elizabeth.

Oh, hi, ladies. I'm doing a special speech. No, but you know what? She probably doesn't have to do that weird voice. She doesn't have to do that. She's coming back. She stopped doing it. Hi, girls.

I'm going to do that weird. She's normal. She stopped doing it. Hi, girls. I'm going to do a little class on knitting at 4.30. If you guys are free, and we can talk. Maybe you could give a class on how to get pregnant before you know. How to get pregnant while you know you're doing all your crimes, because you don't want to go to prison but then you go to prison anyway, even though you got pregnant and you had the kid.

Thank you. I'm so glad you asked. I listened to you, me, Heather McDolle, yes. I listened to Juicey's group with Heather McDolle. And she said the way to get pregnant is after your period ends, you bone every other day, not every day, every other day for 10 to 14 days if you're a guy can handle it.

And that's it. Don't, don't pianistic. Don't do ovulations. Just do that. And so I listened to her because I love the impression she did for me when I had a weird voice and was wearing turtle necks. And I, um, and I got pregnant. So yeah.

So I thought it would save me from coming here, but it didn't, it didn't, but I'm trying to do that to get out with. There's a guard over there named Roger. And I just thought, Oh, Jen, I thought you would save me from coming here, but it didn't. It didn't. But I'm trying to do that to get out with there's a guard over there named Roger. And I just, oh, Jen, I thought you were a little bit past the age of getting pregnant, no offense. What are you talking about? I'm 38. I'm so excited.

I'm so excited. I can still get pregnant. I love Prison Playtime, Playtime Theater, Prison Theater, that we just did. And it's fun. There's nothing better It is fun. What is any I mean I'm a yes see her face I'm gonna jump to but wait I'm gonna jump forward. Yes, it is kind of dark humor You know we work we were we're unprofessional. We have got humor. Oh, I forgot that you have dark humor

Yeah, prison humor is like dark humor. Oh, I forgot that you have dark humor. That's right. Prison humor is like dark humor. Yeah. Yeah. Well, let's talk about housewives of Salt Lake City. And for those of you that are not watching this, you will enjoy this section because this show is on a different planet. If you were to compare it to the original real housewives of New York with Jill and Ramona and what it was or even the early seasons of Beverly Hills or even last season of

Beverly Hills, you'd say, what the fuck am I watching here? But with it, just accept that it's not really housewife shows and it's just a bunch of desperate freaks wearing fake shit on their show and just have fun with it because it makes no sense. All they do is go to dinner and then make up a game called let's get in a fight. Yes. It's a game to cause a fight. Absolute. Each game has a different name. It's a game to cause a fight. Absolute game has a different name. It's called prickly repair or what do you, let's all talk about what, no, it started with hate to the producer. I got something good for you. I know, I'm gonna do it after the salmon serve.

Just hold on one sec, one sec. I'll have a third espresso bar tea. I have a great game you guys, because we're having such a great time. Let's play three things I hate about Julie. And then you do, and then you do four things you hate about Brandy. And I think it's like a bonding thing. Let's go. Like what the fuck? And like, and it's like, you know what? I just wanna have dinner. Then there's that old chestnut.

Yeah. Can't we just come here for dinner? No. Who come? Why are we watching you? If you just came here for dinner? And why are we waiting into the dinner for the thing?

For her about coming when she's not invited. Okay, so there's this girl Angie who has had so much plastic surgery that she looks like another ethnicity. Like honestly, her 23-and-me does not match her face. Okay. So, but Heather, who's, you know, one of the main girls, doesn't like her because they were friends in high school

and then after high school ended, this girl Angie blew her off until she got on the show and Heather was already on the show. So she's like, why is this ex-friend bitch girl now doing the coolest thing in town with people that don't have anything going on, which is to be a housewife and wear fake shit? And by the way, Tamara brought out the fact

that this new girl on OC wears a bunch of fake stuff. She's like, oh, okay, they all do. They all have some real and some fake. Yeah, the way to do it. And like, come on, you think Gina from O.C. in her tiny condo, you know, finally she did sell a house good for her, that she spent $800 on a fendi sweatshirt or a Versace sweatshirt.

The Gucci hat is always what tells me. Yeah. The Gucci baseball hat is like, come on you guys. Yeah. But anyway, the girls are there. They bring back Mary, the church leader, who has nothing going on except not wanting to be there and hating everybody and being a stop.

So they go to the Trixie Mattel hotel, which is a fun, very cute, visual, fun thing to go to. And they're like, tricksy Mattel hotel, which is like a fun, very cute visual fun thing to go to and they're like They're like Mary. They're all acting like they love Mary when there's absolutely no chemistry between them and Mary And then like Mary come each lunch with that. She's like, oh, I'm not going near you. I don't like the way that you called it me. Yeah I'm gonna eat my sandwich by myself. Who's Angie? Like, what the fuck is this?

She is. Never no mention of the church, no mention of Jesus. Of course. Yeah, because that bitch belongs in prison too. Yeah. Yeah. But everyone's being nice because they're like, look, we almost got canceled when we lost our criminal.

Yeah, and also we gained another one. So we have to bring the worst one on the planet The other criminal that we actually are any friends with have absolutely nothing common with she's such an odd bird sleeping and Mirrying her step-grandfather and running a culture releasing money from people. Yeah, and being a pornographer Yeah, a pornographic which is not she's more of a predator. Do you have two thousand and three dumb? Perial I mean, can you believe Yeah, pornographic, which is not she's more of a predator. Do you have two thousand and three don't periol? I mean, can you believe? She called is this tricky hotel? It's chick's the motel. Oh motel. Oh Like they're just like okay, you're just the snob weirdo and then she's just like and then she then she also says

There's something about you. You don't want to share what if she's like. Well, I'm through this, I'm very anti-social. Yet you ran a church in which you screamed and there's taped evidence of it at your congregation of that they didn't give you enough birthday gifts and they didn't give enough tidings whatever you call it. None of that to be mentioned. No. She stood in front of the congregation while they each had to stand up. Everyone of them had to stand up and go, Mary, you're the light of the world. You are amazing. And we're sitting on a throne or something egregious. Like, she is, I cannot.

I wonder if she made it a deal that they wouldn't mention it. Probably, probably, probably. They're just like, we need a freak. And, you know, but a couple have that were not original freaks have a come one. And that is Meredith Marx. Oh, Meredith Marx has become a real odd bird. But can we, please go back. It happened, we know it happened when you brutalized.

Yeah, brutalized my family. Like that was the beginning. That was when she started to her and Jen were sleeping with the same guy. Yes. And then she started, you know, Jen was liking God knows. She's probably in prison, along with us for liking the long, the long comment that she didn't read all the way through. Yeah. And now she's that was brutalizing a marriage family.

Yeah, brutalizing my family. You tried to say that my son Brooks was in straight. How dare you? How dare you? You liked a comment about him being a twig. Yeah. Yeah. And so now, I mean, he's like, How dare you you like to comment about him being a twig I don't know I mean he's like have you are you gonna come to my Fashion show Mom are you gonna come to my fashion show?

My friends are gonna be doing another line of a street girl with masking I made another pair of sweatpants that I want you to come set. Don't tell anyone my sexuality. Yeah. I can't have my sexuality out there. Genchai with a tharve giant eye made me suck. Well Seth and I got very close when his big toe,

my big toe entered his tape. And it was, it was in our fourth rental in the last three years. Okay, Whitney. What your, like, I don't know what happened. It's like something happened. And then last night on the show or whatever the show was last. And she's in at the, yeah, I guess it was last night. Anyway, she, they're at the co-plus, just great restaurant outside in Palm Springs, and they're eating, and all of a sudden,

Meredith becomes English. It was so cool. But a different kind of English, a bit of a Cockney English. I don't know what it was. I think it was a movie. It was a Madonna English. I thought it was a movie, 1940s movie English. I thought it was a Madonna after she was into the Hindu stage.

Oh, okay. And she was doing Kanna's and she had like two little kids. And then she was English for about three years. Yeah. It was light. It was like light English in an out. And she's like, you can leave now. And she's like, her name is like waiter comes over.

And he's like, that comes over and he's like, that was pretty funny. Where like they're like, okay, I don't think you're gonna get her removed. And then she's like, you wanna talk? You wanna talk about the husband? Like a husband? What are you talking about?

Like they're literally taking scenes from other more successful housewife iconic scenes. We all remember when Kim and they were like an Amsterdam or something in Beverly Hills and Kim was pissed at Lisa Renek, because Lisa Renek is like, hi, I just want to bring up the fact that you're doing drugs that I don't want you to die. Yes, I will have some fix.

And then Kim's like, oh, you want to talk, let's talk about the husband then. Don't you bring up the husband. So it's like, she's like, well, you want to talk, let's talk about the husband then. Don't you bring a husband. So it's like, she's like, well, talk about the husband. And before that, my rarities is like, why are we talking about this children are being amputated? They are.

I like to surprise somebody literally didn't bring go back to New York with the lady with the leg. You know what I mean? Remember her and was like, but my leg is it leg, I'm surprised they're not going back and doing that. Well, I mean, so what about what? Okay, let's talk about the new girl. The new girl was Jen Shaw's assistant because she was so broke after she was excommunicated from the church

for boning her husband's sister's husband for 18 months. And so she was like, I'm ready to share that. I need a job. I only have one fake Gucci out. I'd like to get a few more under my belt. And so I'm going to, you know, turn on Gen Shaw and let them know, like I'm ready to sing like a canary about my Fect of Life.

So they're sitting there and one girl, you know, one of them is like, I like to paint, the other one's like, I collect birds. And then she's like, well, I, I slept with my brother in law for 18 months and got kicked out of the church. I just like that producer. Exactly. I just said it. I just said it. Because of the game. Let's like that producer. Exactly. I just said it.

Yeah, I just said it. Because of the game. Let's all reveal something we don't know about each other. Right. And then she says that. And then, and I was just thinking, okay, I understand you need a job, okay? But like, and I understand you had an affair

and maybe you're pissed because the guy obviously is just as guilty. But like, can we talk about the two innocent spouses that were once siblings that like really, like how hard is their relationship in that family? And now everybody, and if that woman, the sister stayed with the guy that cheated with her sister-in-law for, what if they're together? And now they're like, well, now everybody knows

that even though we're married and we're going to temple or whatever it is, the whole world knows that you were bony you know, the former sister-in-law for 18 months when we were all having like Easter together. And so like now that's, no one thinks about that girl that I'm sure I do. A million bravo people have found founder Facebook is putting it in groups or following her to Walmart. Hi, yeah, you know, like, I mean, and it's like, God, what about all the other people that didn't ask to be on this show that don't get to go to bravo con and how much their

lives are fucked because you have decided to like share it. Yeah. And even if, I mean, okay, so it was her husband's sister's husband. Yeah, so the siblings will get together with their spouses. Right, okay. And then at one point, the two non-siblings were screwing each other. All I would think about the reason she's cast is so that she gets with one of those husbands on this show. That's what I think. Juicy, juicy. Because I think if you would do that, well, what if she did that?

She was in the Mormon church, though, at the time. So is it possible that she did that? And we don't know what's going. If those men are, the men are treated differently clearly. So maybe there's something going on where she was about maybe it was just this. Well, maybe it was just this. Maybe it was just this. What's that?

You don't know about soaking? No. This guy has a t-shirt that says, I soak and this is from Barstool and this is a, this is that a BYU game. So Brigham Young, you know what I'm saying? You don't know about soaking is a this is that a BYU game. So, Brigham Young, you know about soaking is a as a Mormon school. I understand soaking to be and I might be getting it wrong. Okay. I believe that you put your penis in the vagina

like a hot dog. So it's not not in the vagina. I mean, in the hot dog like the lips, what do you say? The lips are the bun the bun. Oh, I see. But you don't stick it in the hot tub like the lips, what do you say? The lips are the bun. The bun. Oh, I see. But you don't stick it in the thing. You just put it in like a, and then what do you do? You just stay still. But then sometimes they have people come and jump on the bed. Because then that,

Is that because they're reversing? Because it, yeah, they stay a virgin, but so then that, then this is all gonna be rumored. I'm not a Mormon. And they jump on the bed, so then it's like friction. And you can move. And you can move. But we didn't cause the friction.

And but now there's a third person in the room jumping on the bed. Yeah, that's, you know, a rumor, whatever. So are we sure that's what that is? No, we're not sure. But soaking is a thing. Soaking is a thing, but we don't know if it's that. It doesn't sound.

It's here, right? Maybe just sticks it all the way in and then just sits there. Yeah. Because that would be more like soaking. But then you're now you're divergentizing someone. So if you're in. Oh, maybe, no, maybe I am right. Maybe it is in, but you don't move right.

Ooh, yeah. It's not your soaking. you don't move right. Oh, yeah. It's not your soaking. Oh, you're soaking. Oh, you're just soaking. You're marinating. So now we're assuming the girl is soaked by that. I'm sorry, go back. That has created this to be very, very wet.

And it's now soaking that. Yeah. I'm quite sure. I wish I don't, I don't know. Yes, it has created this to be very, very wet. And it's now soaking that. Yeah. I'm quite sure. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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so just on a housewife's thing, you told me you haven't really been watching Real House Earth in New York, but I just wanted to make a couple comments about it, what I was thinking about it. This girl brin. First of all, everybody, since they never knew each other before, it's all about revealing stuff about each other on camera because they don't know each other and we don't know them. So everyone is now competing with who had a worse childhood story. And the only person that didn't have that terrible of a childhood is this girl, Aaron. Right. However, her parents did divorce, so it's a little bit, but it can't compete to the other

girls. And she's super rich too, right? She grew up very, very young. Yeah, she grew up fine. So Jenna Lyons is the star of the show, lesbian, and she has a disease where she doesn't have eyelashes and or teeth. So what? Sorry, that's all funny.

She isn't having any teeth? Well, she had fake teeth in. Oh, wow. And so her and she has a skin thing, so that made her life hard. But in the meantime, she's been real thirsty for the limelight. She did a guest star on girls that's been recovered. And she also had her own show on HBO, much like Bethany did who wants to work for Jenna Lions. A failed series from like three years ago that didn't make it. The thirst

has been revealed. The thirst is there, okay? This girl, Si, is an influencer and she did come from humble background. Didn't like shopping at the $0.99 store. You know, that, so that was her sad story. Then, Uba is this beautiful model, gorgeous. I can't remember what country she came from, but she is an immigrant, her parents are, so that is sad, you know. And then we have Jess, Jessel right up here.

She, her parents came from Africa, even though they're Indians, so that was hard. And then that's all beautiful because that picture of her, she looks absolutely beautiful. Jessel? I don't know which one you're pointing. Yeah. A pair, Jessel. The one about Nierricks to Andy. Oh no. They're all pretty, yeah, yeah, yeah. They're all pretty and they're all stylish.

I'll give them that. So then Sai says to Jessel, like, that's not a good enough story. That's not good enough that your sad story is that your parents were Indian, living in Africa and then moved to London. Like that's not sharing enough about yourself. That's about your parents were Indian living in Africa and then moved to London. Like that's not sharing enough about yourself, that's about your parents.

So the flex is how shitty was your childhood, you know, how little privilege did you have to be here today? Like if you could do it, I could do it, you know, whatever. But okay, and then this girl, Brynn, she also has a very sad story because her, didn't know her dad, mom was an alcoholic and she was like either adopted out or lived with the grandmother

after the mom was seen unfit. But meanwhile, this girl, Brynn, her whole thing, is she's the flirt, okay? That's her whole character. That's like the pretty one, right? This one right here with a hand on her hand. Yeah, so Brynn is like, and she goes up to Aaron's husband, and she's like, and they're doing your vow renewal and she goes, so you really didn't do vows 10 years ago.

That means that you can marry me, a the babe. Just kidding. Oh my God, and I'm a comedian. I'm the hilarious one. It's a joke. And then she's super flirty with lesbian, gentle, lion. So she's always like, I can be your wifey.

And like all this time. Like, so that's, I need people to watch you this on YouTube. This episode, you guys are listening to this as a podcast. You need to go to YouTube Heather has been on fire with her like facial expressions And it's you're not gonna get the film unless you go to and there's really nothing going on in this in this and the ratings are proving it But Uba the gorgeous model is just pissed because, the one who didn't have a sat childhood, took her phone for 45 minutes thinking it was funny, but Uba said it's not funny because my parents worry about me

as a single gorgeous girl traveling and I have to call them every night, which is understandable. So then she took Aaron's glasses for 45 minutes and that's what we'll be talking about at the reunion. I mean, have, so there just is, I don't have any of them. I mean, the reunion's got to only be talking about at the reunion. I mean, have, have, have. So there just is, I don't have any of them. I mean, the reunion's got to only be two episodes. It cannot be three.

It cannot be three. There's no way, Andy, I'm sorry. There is no way this can be three episodes. Is it almost over? The season. Well, they said they somehow I got this. This revealed the seating chart. So if this is the seating chart,

it must either be happening real soon or it's about to happen or it did happen. I don't know. I think if the seating chart. It must either be happening real soon or it's about to happen or did have I don't know. I don't know. A few episodes left. Oh my God. So did they never fight none of them? They okay. There was a phone in the class. Uh, one point sigh who had a sad childhood in Brooklyn. She said Aaron didn't have enough food on two occasions at her parties. And I're eating.

And Jenna, there was nothing you know fights with her. Jessel didn't like a lingerie that a lingerie night as women do when you're 50 and going on a girls trip. Let's all wear lingerie. She didn't like the dress that Jenna gave her. And then Brynn flirted with the husband and flirted with Jenna. And then Uba took the glasses. Did Eric get it a lot? Did Eric get it a lot with the flirting?

Yeah, she didn't. She thought it was kind of weird, you know. But probably didn't care that much, but then knew she should care more. You know. So it's, you know, it is what it is. Would you say that this new thing with New York, like this reboot, would you say it's a bust? Well, they say that they allegedly Leah, what is her new remix, sweetie, might be coming back To spice it up, now she's sober

and has been sober for the last couple of years. When she came on, she was drunk and she was throwing the teaky torches. She was so annoying on the girls trip. She bugs so hard. At the girls trip in Thailand, she was sick the whole time. Yeah, and she was annoying about it. Well, I mean, you like her?

No, but I kind of feel like it would suck to be sick. Oh, speaking of, okay her. No, but I kind of feel like it would suck to be sick. Oh speaking of okay So so anyway we're dealing with sobriety, you know Recently a real housewife has been slapped with a DUI and hit and run and this this housewife As we've watched most people would feel this is thank God known as hurt a great wake of call to explore sobriety now, you know, the question is like are are the shows as good? Would a darinda being sober, be a fun watch or not? I Liam McSweeney when she was throwing the teaky torches naked was a little more entertaining. I will say not that would want to drink, but that's a thing.

There's only so many people that are clever enough and funny enough to be sober in a reality show and it becomes so comfortable. And that's why they do always make sure they have a driver and everything, make sure they get home. They never leave them to drive themselves or anything. So when this last incident happened, they were not filming.

Will they pick up the camera, I bet they picked up the cameras with this latest incident with the DUI because I think, let's get everyone's raw reaction, especially because Gina had one as well on that show, on OC. So she had a DUI and that wasn't great for her. So like, did she get sober?

Gina, I want to did she get sober? Gina? I want to say she is sober. If she's not, she's definitely not boozing it up. And then, but I'd say, she had kind of boozed it up before that. I want to say she is sober. There's a lot more women that are becoming sober. And so then I think you just have to,

you got to be interesting enough. Like, clever and interesting and funny enough. And I just think a lot of them may not be. So it's like, where do you go from there? I was surprised that happened with this housewife only because I understand they drink, because I was telling you, yeah, I understand they drink on camera because it's nerve-wracking. Right. And also, it's free. Yeah, it's free.

You're at this dinner. Of course, you're out. You want to drink with dinner. And it can be, I mean, when I, we go on cleanses, I drink too much. So, um, we go on like frequent cleanses. It'll be three weeks without drinking. It is so boring. Going out is like a chore. So I feel like I was just surprised to see that it was filming. It is hard. You know, you're like at dinner and you're like, like you get tired and I don't know. I mean, I was, I didn't think she drank air responsibly when they were filming. Well, I kind of think with her case, you know,

comparing it to Luan. Now Luan's arrest involved her getting too much at the hotel bar. My understanding is let's say her room was 405, she got off at 305. She got on the third floor, whatever. She got to have a different floor, went into the 305 instead of the 405, went into that room and they're like, this isn't your room. And she was like, yes, it is. You know, she was like, you can't leave now.

No, she was like, darling, it is. You know, she was like, you can't live now. No, she was like, darling, this is my room. And they were like, no, it's not. And someone called the cops. They came, they arrested her. And then there was the footage of her in the cop car able to, you know, she's nice little risk. Got out of the handcuffs. And turned out that that, I think the arresting officer

then proved to have something not a great record or whatever. But she went to her rehab, she went to her AA, meaning she worked on her skills and she came back and did the show, the cabaret show, and I think it all kind of enhanced it because it was like in that she wasn't behind the wheel and she didn't hurt anybody. You know, so I think her reputation and her coming, it might be an easier comeback. But I think anyone can come back if they're truly authentically sorry and they do the work, you know. I think with Luann, I think she can, you know, we had a lot of fun speculating

that she was sometimes secretly drinking, even with like Leah McSweeney and the girls' trip. She made a few comments where it was like, is she drinking behind the scenes or what? Cause she seems high or weird. She would make like really rude comments that you would do when one is fucked up. But with, I think in this scenario

What with what happened with the car? I think that With that I would think that would have to be probably a permanent sobriety and there would be no ever Being like okay, I was sober for three years, right, you know As long as you're on the show. Yeah, I totally think that would be the best move And I think it's one worth exploring for all the right reasons, you know? And there's absolutely, literally nothing wrong with getting sober.

The only thing is you're just gonna be bored. But every, there's every good thing about not drinking ever again for the rest of your life for all of us. I mean, a lot of, you know, you hear from people and they're like, it's great. It's the best thing I've ever done for myself. I sleep so much better, blah, blah, blah, blah. So, I mean, this is the time to explore it for sure.

And hopefully a lot of people that watch the show, that are fans of the show that are listening to this, you know, you sometimes, even though you may never get behind the wheel buzzed. And it's just, sometimes it's nice to just get that reminder because it is in the zeitgeist and it makes you like shakes you and be like oh my god I never even want to be close to doing that, you know So that's what I think with that. Okay a little update on Russell brand as you know this story came this

Investigation with the documentaries come out there were four girls Three of which remain anonymous all saying horrible things. He's denied it all I guess in the documentary They had women playing some of the girls that were anonymous So it was like their words, but and that got some criticism of like well wait if you're not going on the record Should this really count well now? Now he's facing more allegations from up to now nine women. And then include claims of grooming a 16 year old,

a sexually assaulting a woman, the R word, persistent pestering for sex. He's denied all the allegations, but the consequences are that the YouTube, note, has said no, we won't show your stuff or you can't make money off of it. Canceled tour has two has been canceled. The management has dropped him.

And so there's all these stories of all these women now coming forward that are saying things in a separate incident, this woman, this comedian, Catherine Ryan, she actually mocked him over his alleged behavior towards women when filming the Comedy Central roast battle in 2017. So then there's always that kind of thing where you remember the joke of Seth. Now, who was the guy that said the Harvey Weinstein's jokes and all that stuff before it came out?

Oh, yeah. What is his name? Who's the one that does? Yeah, it was that comedian, right? He was doing it. He would do it in his standup. Yeah. No, we were talking about Bill Cosby, too.

No, there was a Bill Cosby one, but then there was also the one that, you know, family guy. Oh, Seth MacFarland. Yeah, Seth MacFarland made jokes about Weinstein way before it came out. So it's like, okay, so people in the business, especially if you're England and English maybe probably knew all these stories. I wonder if with Russell Brand,

like, because he was a drug addict and an alcoholic and so people and and with comedians and you know with comedians you hear like this guy is like this and you think oh they're just a creep or they're a perv or a regular it's just sort of like par for the course for most women and so he was just doing all that but when you read what he did it is up. Like he didn't just... He was... He knew what he was doing. He was doing...

Yes. Very degrading, very belittling, humiliating things. Like he didn't just try and solicit sex or whatever. Take you on a date. Yeah. Yeah. He didn't like, or be forceable even though he did that too. But some of the things that he did are so gross. Yes. Which I don't really, that's't like, or be forceable even though he did that too, but some of the

things that he did are so gross. Yes, which I don't really, that's why I kind of don't want to read them all, but like, yeah, no, it's bad. You know, it's bad. You would even tell me, she read this full article and then she's like, I'm not even going to tell you what he did. So I remembered someone saying about, okay, so back in 2014, I don't know why this came into my head, but do you remember the show, The Pickup Artist?

Yes. When I was at Chelsea lately, we were obsessed with making fun of the sky. He came on the show. We would watch the show. We would do cold opens about it. He wore eyeliner and he had this hat on and he wasn't cute but he was tall and he would teach these nerds in a reality show setting how to pick up women. And some people criticized it being like it was a little too predatory, whatever.

Russell Brand was asked about it in 2014 and he said he would never, never, never endorse derogatory and insulting techniques like that of the pickup artist. So while he had a history of this and was doing this and all this was happening, he was also knowing to say absolutely I would never endorse this, but there's stand-up bits where he is joking about it comfortable. There's moments where he's pulling someone down on his lap, Catherine McFee during a talk show. He's kissing even like kind of an older woman that's like a news reporter.

Just he's just constantly, he's just like groping to the point where they said, like keep the female staffers away from him. I'm like, was he really that big of a talent? Like did he really have like, like there was nobody else that was like funny in English? Like that. I heard on your show you said that the thing about Katy Perry, like said in an interview,

right? Like, that she found out the truth. Yeah. And now it got obviously we're speculating that that was the truth. But it's like, I hope when he, I hope he obviously goes to jail as long as Danny Masters in. And I hope that the people around him get in trouble the way the people around Harvey Weinstein got in trouble.

She thought about the Danny Masters thing. Now this is a video going around of a girl's account of once you hung out with Danny Masterson, you know, 10 years ago at Hyde. So I don't know who it is and I don't know that it's true, but I thought it was interesting in light of B.S.U. divorcing him. Her story is she's at Hyde that it's true, but I thought it was interesting in light of B.G. you divorcing him. Her story is she's at hide. It's 10 years ago. She's with her girlfriend.

They meet Danny Masterson and some of his friends and B.G. you as there as well. And they go back to his house. I have been to his house many times and was never art. What? Yeah. What year? I like in the early 2000s, I used to hang out like with a lot of Scientology. They never mentioned it.

I didn't really realize that was like a thing. What do you mean? No, it's not Scientology. Just aren't known. No, I mean, no, I mean, I didn't realize when I was with this group that they were all Scientologists. Oh, okay. And so, and then he had tons and tons and tons of parties. I like parties after parties at his house

Okay, so they went to one of these after parties and they said you know that Beige was there. This is just this girl story. A legend could be made up, okay Beige was there and she was just not happy to see the two of them pop in but they were trying to be like fun and they start to play poker and they're having drinks and fun and they start to play poker and they're having drinks and her one friend all of a sudden is like, that is like all slurry, you know, because part of the allegations in which he was convicted for is that that he would drug them. Okay, Danny Masterson. And she's feeling sick or whatever. She's like, I'm gonna go to the bathroom and her friend is like, good, go to the bathroom and fucking like puke or son embarrassing, right? The girl who's telling the story.

And then she sees that he's like talking to her leaning up against the wall or whatever and she goes, oh my god, this is so embarrassing. So she rescues her friend, not thinking that she's interrupting a possible sexual assault, just being that like, you're gonna ruin it for us as being a drunk mess. So they go away and then they come back to the table

and she's like, oh I'm sorry, whatever, she puts her right in like a chair, whatever it goes back to like playing the poker. And she said, be sure you just start screaming. Screaming? Get out of here! To the girls and like get out, just get out, get out. They're like fine.

So they just get out and now this is like pre-Uber. Okay, can you imagine? So they're up in some hills, will you know? Was it some hillhouse? Yeah, yeah. So they're like on the curb. The friends like, you know, thank God she's okay today, but like they're trying her phone dies trying to call a cab

and she overhears BG talking to Danny and she's and it's like, don't you think I know what the fuck you were doing? I told you to stop this. Like she knew that this was like an MO according to this alleged story told by this woman, okay, that I am now repeating. So like and so then it's like not to like six, they have no energy in the phone. They're literally sitting on the bench, it's cold, sitting on the curb, in the Hollywood Hills after a night at high,

and somehow a cab just drives by at like 6 a.m. and they're like, ah, you know, then they got home. And she, you know, never overly thought about that story. It was just another crazy night that you went out. Wow. When went back to some married man's home, it's like in this so weird, it was like with Bill Tom. I mean, be how the wife would be there too.

Yeah, I mean, maybe with Biju and him, maybe it was like, maybe they came to a place where he did this. Well, now I know why she's doing this. Yes, and these girls were victims, but maybe he honestly never did it again. Maybe after 2015, Russell never did it again, but these things happened. Oh, you think they'll gotta go.

Yeah, of course, they still have to go. But I'm saying maybe that's where she justified it all these years and then was like, you know what, I always fucking knew, I shouldn't, you know, and now go buy your own prison. Like, I don't care you for these women. I had to sit and hear everything and I just can't get past it. Everyone wondered how Dixon City Comptroller Rita Crendwell

could afford so many horses. The rumor we had that she had befriended some Rich Little Old Lady and she had left her a lot of money. Somebody who thought that her family had bought stock and Campbell's soup. I had heard something new was like a lot of money. Somebody thought that her family had bought stock and Campbell's soup. I had heard something new was like a cellphone company. Like every time that cellphone rang, like she made money.

Like any cellphone. Kind of, yeah. I know that sounds ridiculous. To find out the truth, listen to Crooked City, Dixon, Illinois, wherever you get your podcasts. But Katie, getting to good news, Katie, his ex of a Russell brand, she sold her entire music catalog for 225 million, just in sold his for 200 million.

Everyone selling their catalogs to these places for a lot of money, and I think it's a great idea. Well, Taylor Swift got super pissed about hers. Right. Now, but I kind of think like she's a mom, she's with Orlando Bloom, just give me all the fucking money. Let me have a beautiful life. I may make more music, I might judge a show,

whatever, I might come up with a lipstick branch, probably has one. But like this money may not be offered to me in five years. Like if she puts it off, it might not be. Yeah. Who knows where the world is going? I say take your big money now and you know, get with the elites and go fly off to another destination

when the world problems. Like I don't know, I say just take your money. Yeah, I don't see her. Because I don't think her, I don't see her having a huge crazy come back when you have like little kids in your 40, like it's not going to be the same. I'm like, I kissed a girl, you're not. And you probably are like, I did it all.

I've been to her house. I've two. Geez. What was that like? Who was Russell there then? No, no, it was after that. And it was Hollywood stories. Yeah. for Andy.

I mean, Katy Perry's not the frontliest, but I've been chakisio here a girl. No. Her house is pretty modest. I don't know if she- What year was this? This was probably like a paper. What year was this?

Hold on. I just thought it at one year. All right. Yeah, what year was it? I promised. I just thought it out. What year was it? I promised maybe it was like maybe 2015. Like if I really had like a big thing going I'd be like look up what home shown in 2015. What kind of wallpaper was in the guest path? I was out in the backyard. Oh, good.

I married. I was out in the guest path. Don't question me. I was in the bathroom. Now she, um, her sister, what do you know that she's all starting a podcast with Seth? Oh, yeah, because it was on the show. Oh, right. What is it?

Which he mentions it? Oh, it's in the show. Oh, right. What is it? Which he mentions it. Oh, it's in the show. Yeah. How did I miss that? It's either she's sitting there and there's what is it about their love and how to have a relationship? How about a relationship? I mean, trying to compete with Kelly Ripon, Mark Consuelos, you're not going to win.

Are they? Nobody bones more than the two of them. Yeah. I mean, is that even real with Meredith and Seth? Like, isn't it all just- Don't question our fucking. We do it three times of weak, Brandy. And what is she, what serious things are going on

with the amputee? Ampute. No, I don't know what she said. And he said disabled. She said, children are going to be disabled soon. I mean, what are you, lady fat about what's going on? You're like predicting like, I mean, what, like where did that come from?

Alcohol. Alcohol. Alcohol the sun. Yeah. I'm so triggered. I feel like I need to go to rehab. I mean, she got so upset about the bathtub. Don't come from my bathtub.

Yeah, the bathtub. It's a violation. Just because I got in the bathtub with four cameraman wearing cargo shorts and a task meeting in devil's cap tattoo, doesn't mean I want Whitney Rose to be talking about it. Oh, you're a minute talking about YAH, Hushman! What about you when you got, you're gonna talk about your husband! What about you when you got, he slapped his hand on your ass and was fired from his multi-level

marketing job. Wait, me rose. I'm not the multi-level marketing jobs. Cindy Crawford. Cindy Crawford is an Apple show about super models. And everyone's freaking out about this one thing that she said. And she said, what I went on Oprah, Oprah was like, look at that body. Stand up.

Show, did you, now you haven't always had that body, you know, and she's like, I'll admit at the time I didn't think it was a big deal. Now looking back, of course, everything's disgusting and horrible. Now that we look back and everything that happened in our life. And, but like, you know, I mean, I, Oprah was probably thinking she's being very complimentary, but she was saying like, once again, I'm just a piece of cattle. Anyway, I don't think, Oprah's, I don't think they're going to be hanging out

anytime soon. Oprah's like, people are, do you know like the youth is turning on Oprah. Do you know this is happening? Right now, I've started. The youth, the chick talk and stuff have turned on Oprah and they don't understand what a queen Oprah was and how I would ride my bike home to watch every Oprah and dreamed of having an Oprah type show, hence, Tuesday's go. But yeah, with the doing the thing with the Maui asking for the, let's do a go, fun me

for the Maui victims, that got a lot of criticism and people just deep diving in her into the school and everything else that was questionable. And, you know, these people that were just so, these celebrities that were just so revered by our generation and even millennials, it's like, they don't know, like, Gen C is like, we don't care, you're a weird piece of shit. Like, it's like, yeah, I have to cancel everyone. Yeah, but also, like, it's like, it's like, I have to cancel everyone. Yeah, but also like, it's kind of interesting.

Like, oh, I don't know, it's just kind of a weird thing that's happened. I still like, oh, I will still go, have a go in Mondecito with her. Yes, remember we had, when we were in Napa, we, I didn't try to be friends with Cindy Crawford once. You tried to be friends with her? Yeah, and how'd that go?

Not good. Her little blonde son, you had hair just like my little blonde son at the time, Drake. And I was at the Malibu, you know, Mart where all the stores are in this little play place. And, but I can't imagine how many times she had like a weird mom trying to be her friend. Okay, so I'm gonna give her this.

And I just was like, oh hi. Can you tell me where you get your son's haircut? Because I want to do it like that since my son is just cute and blonde, which he was at the time. And she goes, oh please, no, this is professionals. Cross somebody like $600. No, it's, I don't go to a regular, you No, I don't go to a regular, I don't go to the firemen haircut place on Ben Turra.

It's like basically what she was saying. And I was like, oh, okay. So it's kind of about you to want to be my friend, but I completely understand. I had eight, one, eight written all over me. And she's making an assumption that you couldn't have put the stick in. Well, now I don't feel bad about Oprah telling her to stand up since she was a

supermodel at the time and that's what she did for a living was show her body off. So she can shut the fuck up. All right. How about that? Yeah. Was she, was that how, how was her tone? A little like, like why you ask, I've seen you, I probably, I saw you eyeing me all day on the playground

and pushing your kid to play with mine and they're not best friends. And I, you know, like, but you see somebody in Hollywood LA as a young mom and sometimes you're in to the elite is through your offspring. If they're on a gate, play it again, if they're like all of a sudden they're best friends,

until they can get themselves there themselves, you might be that mom that then, hey, yeah, come on over and the kids will play. And, you know, it's just like, hey, hey, I had a few friends that did that, but then they'd be real disappointed because they'd get there. And then they would think they'd be hanging out

with the star and then the nanny with the nanny. And then they're just sitting there with the nanny. And then like, well, now can I leave my kid with the nanny too and go do some errands? Cause I thought we were gonna drink wine and watch the kid play on your two acres. And now I'm just like, so anyway, again, I don't begrudge her.

I don't want to be friends with me either. Clearly nobody else does. Okay. Bethany, there's been a little update. This is me. I just decided to make myself a story. She came and filmed this woman and she was trying to give old makeup to her.

So a lot of things have come out. We were reminded of a famous tweet that she wrote complaining about the cashiers at Kmart. I remember that one. I saw it myself. Can you repeat what it can remember what you remember? She said, I'm at Kmart and this is like, I don't know what insult she used to, but like maybe she just said she was annoyed, but she's like, there's no one person here that speaks English. Right.

There's, yeah, there's, there's something like that. That was there on a tweet. Okay. So, this came through to somebody, it was sent to somebody, it was sent to me, okay. It is from ladies and gentlemen, it must be like a Facebook or something. And it said, I asked Bethany to give her makeup to teens in a shelter. I was the director for in January. This was her reply.

Apparently, she can only give on camera if she's shaming the recipient. So, as you can see, she said, hey, I work at a residential place for LGBTQI teens with behavioral health issues. Can I give them all the makeup you don't use? They would die for it. And Bethany Frankl, the creator of whatever she posted, so this was under a Bethany Frankl thing, said, I can't give away things I open. So I think this girl actually gave her the idea of it.

Because I don't think she has a lot of original ideas. So I think this girl actually gave her the idea of it because I don't think she has a lot of original ideas. And, you know, wow. That's so gross. But for anybody that, but I was curious about what the thing in the bag of the TJ Maxx, was it used? Yes, it was open.

It was out of the packages. She said she used it very little, because she didn't like the color. Yeah, like she gets so many, that then she has all this extra makeup and then she goes, oh, I made these little bags, but it was on camera

and then she's just as clueless about what it was and that she's doubling down. And now she's like, come at me, cancel me. Oh, you know what I also do? I also regift. Yeah, I regift stuff. You know, sometimes Oh, you know what I also do? I also regift. Yeah, I regift stuff. You know, sometimes like, you know, if somebody's like walking my dog for me or something,

I take a candle that someone gave me and I maybe add it with a bottle of wine. So what are you gonna do about that? You're gonna cancel me now? Like she's just like, who the hell are you? I can fly. Listen, should I go to anywhere?

I hope she does it, because I'm thoroughly entertained by the insanity, the hypocrisy, and the cluelessness. I don't find her dangerous because now the world sees what I saw for the last four years. I do find it funny too that she replied, let's just read it again. Hey B, I work at a residential place for LGBTQ teens

with behavioral issues. Can I give them all the makeup that you don't use? They would die for it. And then she, Bethany Frankl replies, I can't give away things I open. Right. Okay, well, she didn't ask for the things that you open. She simply asked for the makeup you don't use. They're asking you to do tons of makeup that she won't even put on camera.

She doesn't need it. Right. And she could just give them all of that. Like, there's gotta be this bag's full of shit that gets sent to her and that she doesn't ever have it. I think she got the idea from that though. And was like, well, I'm not gonna just give it. I'm not just gonna have the assistant pack it up

and send it to the teen center and not get some content out of it. And I know I can't get content out of that because these are children under age and obviously they could not be on camera. How is Naila? That's like foster care around her, say, like. Because I don't think the boyfriends around.

Well, why didn't anyone near her say, and I think who's ever had to check out one assistant that works with her who is a young girl and just does what she's told. I don't think anyone's giving her advice or anything. Really? I feel like when I've looked at her shit, it's like there's always a bunch of people

all around her house and all that. Oh, when she was on Real Housewives of New York and you'd see the red thing, that, okay, very good source told me allegedly, that was not even an office. She rented that for filming. And she had people almost like, you know how you watch selling OC and they're all like,

oh hey, what are you guys doing today? You know, nobody, like, you know, nobody, no, they're not extras, but they're just not really working at that time. So it, like, I don't know that she really had all this going on. And I'm reading all these comments, they're like, I don't get it. If I had all that money,

I would not be peddling and going crazy on social media. And I'm like, but you don't get it. She's addicted to staying relevant and being on TV because she's not gonna be on TV anymore. And so it's like, she can't let this go, but on the other hand, I don't know that she's as wealthy as what was reported on the 100 million thing of what she said.

I don't, I think she's very wealthy, and I don't think she needs to do this, but I don't know that it's at the level that people think it is, I'm just saying. Well, I thought it definitely came out that the 100 million was like over, that was overstated. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I think it was, I'm just saying. Well, I thought it definitely came out that the 100 million was over, that was overstated. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I think it was probably more like,

I personally thought it was like, honestly like 30 million, but that was just me guessing, I don't know, just a feeling I get, but I just think it's an addiction just like, Brittany, I just think they cannot put the phone away. Yeah. They just absolutely cannot,

they cannot stop looking at the sights, they can't, you know? It's like, that's gotta be the new away. Yeah. They just absolutely cannot. They cannot stop looking at the sites. They can't, you know, it's like, that's got to be the new rehab. Social media rehab? Yeah. Or like, you get a rehab companion, a social media companion. Like, don't forget the phone. That's like, okay, I read your phone, okay. And it's just you, these are the news things, newsweek. You can read those.

You can't go on Instagram, you can't go on Facebook, you're not gonna go on Page Thicks because you might be on it. And but we want you to be up on the world and like let's see how you feel in two weeks. I think it can be a really, yeah, I think it's gonna have to be. I mean, I've needed it in the past.

I mean, that's for sure. That's for sure. Yeah, a lot of people need it. A lot of people need it. Okay, hundreds of people that identify as dogs gathered in a city center. I think this might have been in Germany or something. And they are dog identifying humans and they're like howling and stuff.

And it's different than being a furry. And is it sexual? I don't know if that is sexual. Has to be. I think they're just dogs. And, yeah. So they called, it's like they called animal control. My nephew, when he started high school,

he had two foxes in his class. Who identified as foxes? Yeah. And they, they just wore like a tail. And they had uniforms too. They let them, they let them put a tail coming out of their uniform. Yeah. But everybody else had to wear the uniform the way it was. But for the foxes, they could wear that, that they could adjust the uniform. My mother, Phyllis Goldman would have let me wear a tail to school. If I said I'm a fox, she would have been like, no, you're not. That's ridiculous. You're a human being.

I'm not letting you wear a tail. If you want to pretend to be a fox in the yard with patty, your friend, where you also pretend to be a prince, a princess, an astronaut, a dog, a secretary, a secretary, a person who does retail, a librarian, then we can do that. You are not a fox. Okay, well, these people are dogs, and obviously you're not invited. The surreal life has hired Kim Zolziak, Berman. First of all, I don't even know what came back. It came back last season, and I feel like it got no buzz at all. I want to watch it. And now she's on a new season

with Macy Gray. Her, I can't remember who was something. I think I have some of these. This is such exciting news. And they're going to, so, but meanwhile, they have no money. The divorce is back on, and Croy is begging for her to allow him to sell the house because they are destitute according to. Why does she keep saying the divorce isn't on though? Well, now the divorce is on, it's back on. So she's saying it is back on too. Yes, it's back on and still gonna do this

to real life, which I think is great. And apparently Atlanta doesn't want her back. Probably cause she did this, cause she's desperate to do this. But I can't believe that this even came back on MTV. It was originally in VH1, but it was on last, I feel like it got no buzz. I don't know who was on it last year,

but I will watch it. Yes, I will watch it. Should you go back and watch last years? No, I don't care about that. I like watching Kim Zolziak. I wanna see what she's gonnaak. I want to see what she's going to say. I want to, you know, I want to know what's going on. But do we believe any of this though? Now I feel like it's all true. I mean, on TV. Yeah, no, they're definitely

broke. I mean, all the foreclosures and the leans and all that. But that's why I think I'm pretending to get divorced. I think they're done. I just so I don't think they're going to stay together. But what's he gonna do for money? Like, what's he gonna get on? I don't know that, but unless he, I guess they could put him on something. I just wanna remind you of the worst show ever. This was, are you hot?

This is from Jeffrey Mixed. He has a great Instagram and puts it on like old shows. This is dope. And this was, Lorenzo Longu. I don't know if it on like old shows. This is dope. And this was, can I stand on the screen? Lorenzo Lamis. I don't know if it's because of you. Was this because of Heather?

Julie and I, or was it, we dredged this show up, are you hot and watched it in the pandemic? Yes. Do tell, because so that you take a laser, Lorenzo Lamis, and go up to a girl like this girl's legs and he'd be like, see, I see a slight bit of cellulite there. I cannot believe that this existed.

It was just 20 years ago, you guys. They would walk down a runway. Yeah. Like, and it was, and there'd be somebody like a cowboy hat, like a guy, and just kind of like a cowboy. It was all different types of people. And none of them were hot. I mean, you know, but it was beyond. And I thought of we watched most of watch it because of you, but I guess we did it. I guess we did that because we were desperate

for watch to watch something in the pandemic. Because you have us watch the weirdest shit. Let me tell you something. I think Amazon, you can watch the Pickup Artist and I suggest you watch a little of that. It's insane. Brandy Glanvell says that Caroline Manza wasn't ready for what it girl trippin'.

So she did an interview over the weekend with Page Six and they're like exclusive, I'm exclusive. And I like Brandy. I've asked her to come back on the show. You know, I don't really think she told anything that I haven't seen a million times. She feels like she was a scapegoat. She says that Caroline Manzo was like laughing,

was like touch my boobs, and this is funny. And then, you know, and like she is paying to be a drunk mess on these shows. And maybe Caroline had just not done housewives in so long that then she freaked out about it. I think Caroline went on the trip, realized it's a lot more work than she wanted, also didn't like what went down and used it to never come back and you know, get away from the fact that maybe she did get a little make out and

handsy after a few drinks. What do you think as a resident lesbian here? Yeah. What do you think? Well, I mean, I think that I'm going to go, I think I agree with you. Yeah. I think Caroline Manzo is a very pretentious, self-righteous, judgmental person.

Who thinks she's the mom. She thinks she's the queen of the world. Yes. While pretending to be humble and a woman of a, I'm just a mother, I'm just a this, I'm just a that. We don't spoil our kids, or we spoil our kids, but we don't spoil them rotten. Like, the gay.

Remember? Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, all right. I think that she was ashamed of herself for allowing herself to, and now we don't know what they did exactly, whether she was groped or kissed Brandy or whatever it was. She was having fun and blah, blah, blah. And I think she felt bad about it. And she was having fun and blah blah blah and she felt bad about it about it and she was embarrassed and she was embarrassed because she

i think i don't think brandy glandville violated carolina now and so is like the godfather nobody's doing anything and brand is kind of pissed because it should be yeah she couldn't go on the trader reunion and she's probably missed out on some opportunities why this stink in this controversy on her 100% has. And so, I don't know if you didn't need to say that about her and make her like some, like she was a villain.

Like she was a hard-wired steam. You weren't victimized. You weren't victimized. You did shit that you weren't, you were ashamed of. Okay, so when I had Dina Manzo on my show, she did say at that reunion, do you remember when Caroline is wearing blue dress, all of a sudden comes back from a break and goes after Danielle and goes,

what you did? To my family! And Dean is like, what the hell is going on? And that pissed Dean off because she didn't really want this thing to be brought up that involved her, her ex-husband, who was the father of the older daughter. The only daughter she had. The only daughter she had. Not the husband that then is on trial for beating her up. That's the husband after the daughter, who is the brother of Dean Amanzo's husband. Right?

Right. So there's that going on, but it was, that's really what broke them up was like that she, you know, just does is dramatic things and, you know, makes it all about her family. So like, I don't know that she's necessarily the pinnacle of, you know, mother morality. Absolutely not. She's not at all. She's completely pretentious and it also seems like she's full of shit. Yeah, I just don't, I just don't believe that and a particularly woman such as herself who is strong, she's opinionated, she's not gonna be fucked with. I don't believe that she could be violated by Brandy Glandville. Yeah. Just don't believe it. And I always believe the women Glandville. I just don't believe it. And I always believe the women, but I just don't,

in this case. And we've also seen on the girls' trips, and we've seen Brandy being Brandy. She's pretty consistent. We've seen it for years. We've seen her get drunk and handsy. And it's like that's exactly what Bravo wanted her to do. Right.

I'm first and foremost, I can't stand fucking Caroline Manzo, but first and foremost, I feel like Bravo. And it's like that's exactly what Bravo wanted her to do. Right. I'm first and foremost, I can't stand fucking Caroline Manzo, but first and foremost, I feel like Bravo is the problem here and totally scapegoated her and should have, if they should have done something to protect her any afterward in terms of just the fallout or whatever. But then you get into that actually being there. It's like if she's bothering you and she's feeling you up

or bugging because she's too wasted, then go to the producers, walk away. You were drunk too, Caroline. We know how these girls trips go. We feel like this feeling doesn't come from the fact that she stole your eyewear. I know. Someone did say recently that it looked like her, I feel her hair, her hair does look good.

Her looks good. And the glasses look good. And she looks great. I could say she looks like she's being. She looks like a lesbian and she aged great. Yeah. I'm just going to end on this about the little alien they found in 2017 the Mexican doctors are saying that it is not put together. It's all one piece

Uh-huh, so they think that it is in fact an alien. It's little. Yeah, it's really little and They're going to do some 23 and me on it and see which celebrity is related to me Like they found something from the corner and put it in the MRI like they went to a box And they come on it was a cost plus it's like a chochki for like your shelf Yeah, I'm just like standing around it like they're doing something like it honestly does look like it's from world market Yes, I feel like it looks it look like a're doing something. Like, it honestly does look like it's from a world market. Yes. I feel like it looks like a Halloween thing

that you put outside, that you hang from a tree. You know what I mean? Or there would be like 50 of them, and they would make a sound, like a tallow inside. And it would go, and it would go, and when you walk into a haunted house, like all of those go,

and then maybe one's animated in its place. So you don't believe it was real. Hello, welcome. OK, this was from Timoah and so on sent it to me. And they said, I need some stories about the smartless guys. I posted so much shit about Jason Bateman, but my favorite story was how in the 80s he took limos everywhere. So this person sent it to me because they remembered my Jason Bateman limo story from 1980.

What would it be? 1985. Wow. Did you bang Jason Bateman in a limo? No. Oh, too, so that would be the we're walking up and down Venturable of our with my two friends and we would say to my parents we're gonna go to the Tarzan movie theater, but we wouldn't. We just walk up and down Venturable of our entire land around and guys would like whistle at us.

And finally we decided to call my sister because no one had come by, like hookers that we were. And I called my sister to come pick us up, Shannon. And then Shannon didn't get to go be a slut, Unventura. She wasn't invited. Her sister's not friends. And so then she, so then this limo pulls up. And down goes the thing and it's Jason Bateman

from Silver Spoons. And we're like, oh my God, we've come in. He's got like two friends and one had like a Southern accent or some Texas. And I remember like, like with sitting on his lap or next to him, he's giving me a lot of attention. Then I see my sisters crescent a pull up. So I pop out of the car and tell Shannon,

get the fuck out of here. Tell mom and dad, worry that I'm spending the night at my other friend, Heather, we were the Heather's. I'm going at the other Heather's house. And so then I, did they write Heather's based on you, Heather? No, unfortunately, not. But it did come out right around.

You had another friend named Heather. There were a hundred, there were a hundred girls in my freshman class and there were eight Heather's. Wow, that's how popular her name was. There were a hundred girls in my freshman class and there were eight heathers. Wow. That's how popular her name was. Anyway, so then I go and I come back and now my friend who came from public school but had joined the All-Girls School.

Now she's sitting next to a woman flirting with them. Mm-hmm. So we go over to do bars in on interval of art around Laurel. I think that's not there anymore. It just closed. I think it. So we have like some food we're talking and we're getting the scoop on how he knows these two guys from Texas, whatever.

And then we get back in the limbo and all of a sudden we start going to the Beverly Hills Hotel. Well, now I've been told by my dad, never go over the hill. You don't go over the hill. And for people that live in the valley, there's the hill, which is the one I wanted, the four or five, that's the hill. Now you're getting away from the valley,

going over the hill. That's how my dad said, my sister really, stay away from that holly crowd. The hollywood crowd, they're bad, the rock seats. That's a pull of art. You're in Hollywood, West Hollywood. Beverly Hills. It's, yeah bad, they're rock seats. So I'm going to go to the Hill, you're in Hollywood, West Hollywood, Beverly Hills. It's, yeah.

Now you're getting soaked. Now you're getting soaked. Anyway, so we go, we go to the hotel room, they start watching risky business and I start just panicking about how we're gonna get home. Let's get home. Yes, start panicking about how we're gonna get home. You know, like now it's getting later

and like in my friend Heather's, she has a single mom, we're gonna get home. You know, like now it's getting later and like, and my friend Heather's just a single mom, her mom's a single mom, whatever, but still like strict, okay. And Jason has gone off with public school girl. I don't know. And so then the Texas guys see that we're freaking out and they're like, this is ridiculous. Like you guys are nervous.

We can get the limo to take you back to the 818, you know. And I go, yes, that's what we wanna do because it's getting later. And like, her mom's gonna freak out and like we didn't, we're too scared to call and say, oh, we're at the Beverly Hills Hotel. We just, you know, we just said we were getting food or whatever and that my sister was dropping us off.

So now I've implicated my sister, everything. So I just keep imagining the fear of driving up to my friend's house and seeing my dad's transamp, which he had a transamp. And that will make you pee in your pants with fear, especially if the teatops are off. I wanna, so terrifying thought. So we don't know where she is, and my friend is like,

that's her fault. Like our parents don't even know her parents. Let's get in the fucking car. Just get home. So then we get to just you and Heather. Who did Jason Baben go off with the public school girl? Was she with you too? Yeah, she was our friend. You left her there? Yes. I feel terrible. Heather. She's had a good life since. Okay. So you left. You left the public school slut who got, I didn't say that. But I don't know. We're not slut shaming anyone.

Whatever happened between her and the host of smart lists is not my problem. So then we get back and we're, you know, and the mom is very angry. Where are you? Well, now I'm so nervous about seeing the Trans Am, which I not seen. I puke. So now she thinks we're drinking, which we were not, except for some milkshakes at two parts. And my dad is like, you guys are grounded, you know, like, so the Trans Am was there.

No, but he got it later and he's like, you're grounded. You implicated your sister. I feel so bad. We both got grounded for two weeks, but my mom, she was such a starfucker. She was like, it's Jason Bayman! From what happened? From Silver Spoon?

It was just all excited, you know? And it might have been Mennhogan's Hero by then or whatever that was. Hogan, the Hogan family. Yeah. He was Hogan family. He had a bit of a teenager at that point. Right? He was 17 and we were 15.

14, okay. He's just driving around. In a limo. Girls have sex. Yeah, so then I don't know what happened. So then here, it's not going to the window. I just want to point out that the Texas guys were probably on the Hogan family like that week. You know, they were probably the guest stars.

Oh, like the guest stars. Yeah. And I mean, you could have had the guest star like. I don't know how I knew these Texas guys, but they were nice. So then we, to knock us on the door window at like three and she said they couldn't find us. They took a tech cab.

He took the cab to, paid for the cab to, in Sino, which is where his house was. And she's like 14, no phone, no nothing. And the cab driver's like, well, I can't have this like, girl in my car. Where should I take you? So then the cab driver took her all the back to Tarzanah. But he did not- Jason Bateman didn't get the limo to driver home. According to the memory I have from 1985, but if they'd like to have me on smart list, as a guest, I will forgive him and my friend is fine. The Texas guys might've had still had the limo.

No, the Texas guy, no, the limo took us back. Right, that's what I'm saying. Then the limo probably went back to the hotel. Meanwhile, then he's like, fuck it. And he got a cab with my friend back to the valley. He lived in Encino or Shermanoke or something. And then the cab took her all the way to the house in Tarzana.

Oh, so he, my friends have, he probably paid the cab driver's sugar to wherever, but she went to Encino. The story was that he did not, that he only paid to Encino. And then who paid? The cab driver took her out of the goodness of his heart because he's got jailbait in the back seat.

And then she knocked on the window. Yeah, we let her in. And she climbed in the window. No, we then opened the door and let her in and then you guys getting more trouble. No, because our parents didn't even know her parents phone number. So she was unscathed from the ground.

But we, the two hather's gotten trouble for the lives. She didn't have to go away for nine months to Switzerland. She didn't have to go to Switzerland. She didn't have to go to Wilderness Camps with Paris Hilton. No, she just went back the next day and then we always had this great Jason Bateman story. I can't believe it's so like 80s, too,

to not for parents not to have the parents phone number. Right? You know, to be like parents wouldn't even like talk. Right, like you wouldn't even know them. But I don't understand what that mom, I know she was a single mom, was thinking when this girl came in at three a.m. She didn't know.

She didn't. She said where, I think she even forgot about her. She was just like, you guys are even more low. We didn't even bring up her. Because when you opened the door at three a.m, she even forgot about her. She was just like, you guys are even more low. We didn't even bring up her because we were like, when you opened the door at 3 a.m., she just didn't hear. No, no, no. Yeah.

No, no, no. The girl was completely fine. I didn't sleep all night. I was so stressed. I was so scared to go home to the parents. I am. And my dad's white hair. I was like terrified.

And then, but like I said, my mom kind of liked the story. And my sister was so nice. Shannon, was she pissed that she got grounded? She really wasn't that pissed. She was like, it's okay. But like I said, my mom kind of liked the story and my sister was so nice, Shannon. Was she pissed that she got grounded? She really wasn't that pissed. She was like, it's okay. She's just nice. She's an offensive attorney.

She probably defended me. I love this. Come on mom, it was Jason Bayway. They were going to do bars. Let the jury rest. Like yeah, girls, what a great day we've had. Tell everybody, we're thinking more Brandy and Julie and The professionalism and the the dark humor. Yeah more dark humor and professionalism go to Julie and Brandy.com

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