Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Brandy and Julie on Self Producing Housewives, Taylor Frankie Paul and The Most Hated Man in The Valley!

Episode Date: July 16, 2026

The fabulous Brandy Howard and Julie Goldman and I dive into the shocking photos of Jax Taylor getting incredibly cozy in a Mexican resort pool with Lori Krebs, the longtime publicist he shared with his estranged ex-wife, Brittany Cartwright, who has officially fired her. We dissect how this messy betrayal was discovered, what it means for their co-parenting, and Julie chimes in with her unfiltered opinion on who the most hated man on The Valley really is. Plus, we discuss the toxic relationship dynamic surrounding Tom Sandoval and whether his claims of being a victim of domestic violence will completely tank his career or somehow help it. Then, we get into the financial nightmare over at the Kemsley household: PK is demanding the sole ability to sell their mansion before it hits foreclosure, but Dorit keeps putting it off. We also ask the ultimate question about the Real Housewives franchises, are these women completely self-producing and taking literal, physical falls just for camera attention? From the wild, drama-filled war between Taylor Frankie Paul and Whitney Leavitt, to a new OnlyFans moms show, to critical safety warnings about booking cruises, and a raw look at the new Netflix documentary exposing Crystal Harris’s marriage to Hugh Hefner, we cover it all, before I wrap things up with my personal predictions on the Bonnie Blue train! -Download Cash App Today: ⁠https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/9l268n36 ⁠#CashAppPod Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flex card. Savings provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. -Right now, DripDrop is offering podcast listeners 20% off your first order when you go to ⁠dripdrop.com⁠ and use promo code JUICYSCOOP. -Make your summer wardrobe feel easier. Go to ⁠Quince.com/juicy⁠  for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. -Shopify: Turns out you don’t need a real job. Build your own business with a free trial at shopify.com/juicy -Go to ⁠https://zbiotics.com/JUICYSCOOP⁠ and use JUICYSCOOP at checkout for 15% off any first time orders of ZBiotics probiotics Subscribe to my new show Juicy Crimes!: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/juicycrimes⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Stand Up Tickets and info: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://heathermcdonald.net/ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Subscribe to Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald and get extra juice on Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/JuicyScoopPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/cw/juicyscoop⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Watch the Juicy Scoop On YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@JuicyScoop⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Shop Juicy Scoop Merch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://juicyscoopshop.com/?srsltid=AfmBOopTZFUvAeokrJJ6dQ5wuAW1T3nssO6pHk47u7KymJUBtBgKCvfX⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow Me on Social Media: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/heathermcdonald/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@heathermcdonald⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@HeatherMcDonaldOfficial⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Juicy Scoop is the show to know She talks Hollywood Tales for real life Mr. Sagan's serial data and cereal sister You'll be addicted and addicts it fast To the number one tabloid real life podcast Listen in, listen to us Handa McDonald's Juicy Scoop.

Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. I have the Thruple. We're in a polyamorous relationship. Don't we wish. I was seeing a lot on that. I'm dating a couple. A couple's dating me. They're not a couple.

We're a thruple. That's right. It's Brandy Howard, Julie Goldman. Stars of Dumb Gay Podcast. And so much more. And I'm so excited to have you guys back. Oh, I love it. We have so much to discuss.

It's so good. It's beautiful. You know what? Just a bit more love, big love. We have seen you outside of our professional life. We have a whole life outside. People don't know. That, you know, we just shared little bits and pieces with the public.

Yeah. With the public. I mean, I don't want to believe breadcrumbs, but I just, I'm not going to, I might say the word adoption. adult adoption is a thing in a thruple lifestyle. Oh, when one adopts you, yes. Yes. I was saying that the three of us were going to adopt a child. Oh, okay.

All right, I need to get into this news. Oh. That is Brittany Cartwright of the Valley. She just fired her publicist now. She's had her for 10 years, Lori Krebs. After Jacks Taylor was photographed absolutely in romantic embraces with her on his, he had a birthday celebration at a resort in Mexico with a bunch of people and she was one of them. And she was their publicist for 10 years. I assume not only getting them pressed, but probably

procuring like brand deals and stuff. That's just my assumption. And spoke highly of her when they had their podcast together. And there was rumors that there was something going on with Jackson, Lori and she didn't believe it then. But, you know, a lot of the comments were like, let's just focus on why would this girl be doing this? Like, why is she choosing A, her client and her clients is Jacks Taylor to start a romance with her. Yeah. Because he's fucking hot.

Exactly. I mean, you knew, Heather. I think he's very good looking. I've always thought he was hot and charming. He is hot and charming. And I just think if you're ready. you know, and you've, this is, you're working with this person and you've got nobody else trying to tap that ass and he is it for you. And you've had, you probably had something going on before and then she might have dated someone else and he's whatever.

And then he comes around and they're like, fuck, whatever. We're going to Cabo and some person at the hotel recognize them. And do they not see the person clearly like this or is the person playing? it off like texting. Like doing a selfie. Like doing a selfie. I just don't know how you can listen. I'm not very famous. But yesterday I decided since I didn't have to record and it was hot as shit, I said, I'm going to go to the beach. And I went to Paradise Cove. Beautiful. Where the price is tripled, but you still can rent. It's like a, it's the only like European beach club that we have in L.A.

So you can park there easily. And blame Karen Bass for that one too. You can pay for, you can pay for, I'm having no fan. No, listen. No, but for real. All of the mayors. Why can we not have a bar like a Nikki Beach or St. Bart's?

Every beach with Mickey knows. Well, this is it. You can get drinks. You can, you know. And so you lay on that. I'm probably going to make it more crowded and make it more expensive just talking about it. Gatekeep. Gatekeep.

I was at the Paradise Cove Beach. and I had him a little bed and I was right on the water and Peter alerted myself that he was going to gyrocopter past the ocean. I can't take it. Now, if you did, have you told

the scoopers, the juicy scoopers? I don't know what they know about. I talked a little bit about the gyrocopter on our live show. You guys don't understand what's doing with Peter in this fucking like, this like aircraft that he gets in alone. Is there one seat behind him?

Yes, I can join any time. I'm willing to join. No, no, no. I'm not going to. Are you willing to join now? Not yet. Okay. Here's actually.

I told them I would do it. So he went around, he went around. And these people go, they're all like looking at it, you know. And then we're, I'm filming it. And then Drake was there and he's filmed me being like, that's my man. That's my man. That's my man.

the gyrocopter. And they're like, aren't you Heather McDonald now, if I was there with a man that wasn't my son? Right. Some, you just, you can't assume. Like if you're going, if you don't want it out that you're seeing someone whether you're married, divorced, whatever, clearly he can date people. She's dating someone.

I don't think they care that it's out there. You wouldn't go to any resort anywhere. You would have to go to a private home if you, a private like rental home vacation. If you didn't want it out there. And other people in the comments are just like, I'm sorry, haven't they been broken up for a really long time? Yeah. But of course she should fire her. Yes. Because it's a conflict of interest.

Yes. If she was your nail tech, you should fire her. If she was your hair dresser, I'm going to find her and I'm not even working with her. She's not even working for me. Yeah. If you saw her across the street, you should fire her. It's completely weird. They hooked up before.

And also, what it's giving me. And I do love, we love, we love. Jacks, we've all established that. I love that he will just do it with anyone. You know what I mean? While it will lower your self-esteem for a brief moment, it does raise it. You know, for that moment in that pool,

she was on top of the world. Now, they went with like 10 people. So this is a group. People know they're dating. And I want to know did she get the whole thing comped because she's this PR person. Because now we're going to fuck her.

Yeah. Hey girl, get us. Yeah, I both for a couple. Go Lori. Go Lori. PR. Where was the hotel? What do we have to do?

What's your number? Who do we have to make out with to get a birthday celebration there? Anyway, so tell me your thoughts on the valley. Oh, speaking of which just in the valley, I think I mentioned before Adrienne. Arianna Maddox got to Emmy Nods. Wow. Oh wow. That's awesome.

Holy shit. Which is amazing. Congratulations. That is so crazy. That's cool. I meant to talk about Tom Sandoval and the last episode I've already talked about it. You, when three of us met he and his girlfriend, Victoria. Yes.

At the Vanderpump Dog Ball. Yep. And what was your impression? and what are your thoughts about the latest thing in that there was, you know, a domestic violence call. There's been something, you know, the whole thing with the dad,

I've already talked about it. He's saying he paid for everything. She's saying she paid for stuff. What does the dad mean? He paid rent? The dad was living with them for like a year and a half. And he's saying he paid rent? No, the dad is not saying paid for money.

Tom is saying he paid for everything. After the first couple months of rent, he's saying he paid for everything and that he was a victim of domestic violence for like well from a long time of their relationship and he hit it that is what it's being told based on what the report is that he gave and this does happen and it would be embarrassing to be with someone that hit you and it seems like he does have evidence she is going to do. of try to defend herself and get her story out through different bloggers and people that write about Vanderpump rules and I can understand why she would as well. However,

was her intention in dating him to Goldingig get to Emmys five years from now? Like was it, and then when this breakup happened, was she hoping, without police, that, or after it happened, was she hoping to get her strong? out so that there would be some type of public outrage and and she would be seen somehow as the victim.

Well, no, because we didn't watch her for 10 years. Right. And this is a dark. This is way darker than fucking your castmate. I will say this. Like, it's just a dark subject. I don't think one could muster even a slap for someone that you're just gold digging on. My impression that night, and they did fight that night.

That was, first of all, she was fucking gorgeous. I did feel there was tension. I remember we were standing by the bar before you could go in and get your seat in the ball. Yes. Room. Okay, what do you recall? There was tension there, but then Julie saw them once we went to our table because they were at our table. They were fully fighting.

And I also had a whole conversation with him at the bar. And with her, I was immersed in them. And I like Tom. and you know for all of his issues and you know we're all flawed whatever and he's whatever but he was

and we've worked with him we just want to put it out there like and I said we just like him from that night yeah no I recognize and I recognize all of it because people it's a complicated and it's dark and he's you know there's a lot going on there but he was even though he was trying to hide that they were fighting because you know when you can tell when

a couple is like fighting and there's just like you can just tell you just tell you just know it. He was being very nice. He was being very sociable. He was two fisting drinks. So was I. So was I. So he was definitely like, like, you know, what it felt to me was he was on top of a situation that was probably very stressful. I agree. And I think that that does fall in line of a relationship, take the gender and sexuality out of it where one person

is in a situation where they're managing their abuser, whether it's verbal abuse, whatever. Right. And now that you talk about it, I've certainly seen it more on the other side where the woman is maybe with a heavy drinker, whatever, and or knows that he has a temper

and is trying and is like, do we leave, do we stay? like, you know, we're trying to keep the image. And these are not, the people I'm thinking of are not public figures. You know, so you're a public figure at this thing. You're still managing in this world. Now, this was at least a year and a half ago that we went to this thing. So they were already like six months into the relationship.

I mean, I think they've been together like a few years now. No, I will say this, and this is dark. Oh, God. And I, again, said with all due, his karma is kind of, of coming around. And I will say, you know, and I hope that he gets through it and I hope he learns from it and all that stuff. But I do think it was coming. Here's what I want to say. In a way. I don't know how else to say it, but it's a little karmic to me, what I'm seeing. I think there's a conversation, of course, to be had around women who lose control of their emotions, whether they're under

the influence or not, and slap and hit these men because they're in a position where they can't do the back. I don't know that he was the spokesperson. We needed. Right. Even though I don't deny that it was happening to him at all, I really did like her. And, you know, she sort of, she was really beautiful, really thin. But she sort of was that girl that, like, radiated insecurity.

There's no beating those charges. Like when you can't, and just with him and her and the combination of that, I will also say, and again, I believe that was happening to him and I do think that sucks. I just think he probably should have just, I just don't know that he's the one that's going to spread the message. Well, I mean, it's just like a woman

that's like, well, why don't you leave? Well, we share a house together. Yeah. We are in love. The father's living there. I already was the most hated man in the world. And now I'm with this person that I probably shouldn't be with.

I think he loved her too. But maybe she can change. I think he was in love with her. I also think you, you don't want to admit. I mean, we all know someone that's like in a horrible situation. They're like, I can't have a third divorce. Yeah, you can.

Yes. And so I think he was like, I can't have another like bad, unsuccessful relationship. Yeah. Because I'm trying to rebuild my reputation and have work after this. So again, it's one of those things. Well, Julie asked a good question at the time. I did? And you said, well, who released the footage?

Oh, right. Because he never had to Oh, that's true. That never had to come out and it almost felt like, I mean, wasn't that his home? No, I think the dad released that footage. But wasn't that Tom's house?

Or I don't know if that was all just part of when you file this stuff that they ask you for it and you give it. If you have surveillance cameras, I just think you might have to just give it all. I'm not really exactly sure of the timeline of all the legalities. So, you know, we'll see what happens

with that. Obviously he can't go on Juicy's Cube and tell us the story of his, you know, toxic relationship now. But when the time comes, I do think it is a subject that is starting to get more light about men that are in physical abusive relationships. Did you ever see that documentary about the guy in England? No, no. Oh my God. It was, it's horrible. Like, maybe it was on YouTube or something. but his whole life, I mean, for like eight years, he had documentation from like nanny cams and things like that of just his wife, just verbal everything, you know, and it can happen. I mean, just like a man who's like, you're fucking fat. There's a woman that's doing the same thing. Like, you think you look good there? You don't look good there. You look pale. You look, you know, like to a man that might care

about his looks, whatever. I'm telling you, it can absolutely go both ways. And I think, think that there will be a time. That did seem like a microaggression against Julie's legs. I know. I'm sorry. They're very white. I mean, God, nothing I do gets them tan either.

I do want to say this, in addition to what you're saying. What we saw with Taylor, Frankie Paul, and what possibly here, we don't know. Right. But I also think what is not being talked about because she was so villainized. In addition to the women who are, let's say, akin to a male abuser who just out of where they're just insane or whatever,

a lot of times in these situations with women, they're being driven insane. They're being driven to a point of they're being gaslit and manipulated and pushed around. And they're being verbally abused too. And then all of a sudden they lose their shit and like what we saw with her. And I think like not saying it's right, but I do think that the men escape again in the situation end up scapegoating the woman and don't take any accountability for their part and doing that. Like if you're gaslit and cheated on and manipulated and pushed around and you're a woman in general, you're already a woman and you already have, you know, you could have the possibility to snap and slap a bitch, meaning a man. and it's just like rather than being villainized, the conversation around it should be more of a thing of like,

I don't know, I don't even know. He also, I mean, the thing is that the conversation is always going to be hard because nobody knows what really happens. And in this day and age, we do finally have video and audio evidence, but still, that's not 24-7 of a four-year relationship. You know, we're going to still, we're going to see this nanny cam. We're going to see this outside camera. We're going to hear this audio car.

all like and it's all going to play into your stuff but I mean there's all let you'll ever know for myself yeah um I don't know that Ariana feels this way I doubt you would either Heather with Peter just simply because you are um you know radiating white light but um that girl and I'm just telling you was there named Victoria yeah I feel like they have like a very passionate like obviously feisty you know, probably toxic love going on, which is very sexy. She's very sexy. You can throw 200 Emmys at me and I'm going to be looking at my ex

like, it's going to bother me. It is going to bother me. I definitely think her positive karma has made her in a place which she's sure she cares a little. I'm sure she got on a phone with somebody that's a close friend. I'm like, I can't believe this is going on. But I bet there's a very amount of emotions. And like anything,

Yeah, some people hold a grudge forever. And some people actually get to a place where they go, oh my God, that's weird that I didn't care that much. And I think she's in a place where, of course, she knows about it and it's had conversations about it. But I don't think, I think she's had such good karma and probably done so much work on herself that she's probably like, she might even be in a place that's like, well, this isn't good. And I don't want to be associated with it.

She probably more just doesn't want to be associated or for people like us to remind everybody that that she at one time she spent nine years of her life with him, you know, regardless of, because even if he is the victim, it's like, but then why did my ex make such a poor choice? You know what I mean? Like you're still like. You're with the douche. Yeah. Like if she, I think that she would much rather have it be. I really do.

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and I think so Whitney Levitt I guess she wasn't following her has unfollowed Taylor Frankie Paul and Taylor's you know basically said well

Taylor said well she's been waiting on my downfall since day one so this is happening over you know Secret Lives of Mormon Wives and everything that's going on with them and the show they're not following her.

They don't want to be a part of it, but there are a part of it if she's going to be filming by herself and all this stuff with them. It's a lot. I love that show so much. I wanted to say about Taylor Frankie Paul that in addition to what you said memo,

and we like her. She's obviously got charisma for days and invented that show and... Mom talk and all of it. And Whitney Levitt should be just saying thank you to her. Whitney Levin, I think he'll bug off onto Broadway and just bye girl, bye girl. Yeah.

So the only reason she's even interesting is simply because she's making Taylor Frankie Paul do these TikToks where she's like talking back to her. But I know that we don't have like a lot of footage of that night and what we do have he filmed on his camera in order. The infamous barstool night. Yeah, to do what he did exactly with that footage and then still got back with her afterward. But what she claims, and I do believe her, is that he locked her in the garage. and he shoved her in the garage

and then he shut the door and he locked it and then she became enraged when you can't get out and you can't get to you know your kids and you're in this you're being shut out you don't get the choice to leave

and you're being shut out of an argument and at that point is when she became enraged and I mean he is just he is one of the most vile people on TV Dakota in my opinion. Yeah I don't think there's any place

for Kim to continue. on in this world. So I don't know, like, as far as like, you know, I don't think I'm going to be, he's going to be getting brand deals anytime soon. And I think that's why they want her to go. Because she won't let go of them. And she also brought up Taylor Frankie Ball about Whitney. I was one of the few people that stood up with you with the hospital dance.

This is the infamous hospital dance where Whitney had one of her children in the NICU for, you know, some breathing, serious disease. and she had the little baby in the plastic crib and she's, you know, love you. And then she had like the writing one like, point of view when your baby's in the nick you. But he's getting better. And you're like dancing. And you're like, but you've been up all night and you still can do a move. And it was like really bad.

But that also put them all on the map. Like that also put them all on the map. So it's like, Whitney should be like, okay, Taylor, but thank God I was such an idiot. in such a thirst bucket at the bucket at the NICU that I did that dance. And Taylor's like, they wanted me first

for dancing with the stars, not you. Yeah. But she got dance with stars and then she got Chicago and even did better than Ariana on Chicago. Supposed she's the most successful

ever guest star. But, you know, we'll see where everybody is in a couple years. You know, like this stuff is very, yes. This reality show,

talk with all the things that we do, all the shows that talk about it. It is our pop culture. now, it is fleeting. It is fleeting. Like, I mean, remember the Scandival, like, four months there was out of control of, like, what was going on.

And now it's kind of like, I've talked about Tom a few times. And I'll be honest, like, there just isn't a ton of comments or interest about it. Like, I wanted to do a follow up to it. But it's like, I don't know. I think people are just kind of like, they would rather, you know, I kind of can see when I do like 10 subjects. in a show what people are truly like interested in talking about and what they're kind of like, okay. You know, like it's just.

So, um, okay, I want to get. I pull up that hospital video just to like, soothe myself. I'm telling you guys. It's good. The awesome video is amazing. And the best part is that all her kids are healthy and she's still married to her husband and she's successful. But, you know, hey, that's what, what it is.

You know, I, I talked about this other, uh, influencer that. went and did a video. She was like 1.5 million followers. Her name's like Christine Eves or something. When did a video at a store? And she was laughing about how she thought this was such a gross store. And like, and the parodies that have been done about it,

it is so embarrassing. And then she did an apology video that was equally horrible. It was cringe. Like it was horrible. And I'm like, and I keep checking. I'm like, I never followed her. People are still following.

following her. So, and I looked at her content and it sucks. Like, it's not even interesting. It's not funny. It's just you get hooked into being in someone's house, whether you're watching them on a glossy TV show or you just followed them and you're like into their weird. Or your hate, you're hate watching just to feel good. But I'm like, God, what does this woman have? Like, she's not, she's not like, she's not, like, she's not, like, a farmy of a farm. She's not, like, a fashionista. Like she just has like a normal family. I was like, I don't get why anybody would be that into her.

And then walked into a normal grocery store. I was like, gross. Look at this fruit. Yeah, I'm shaking right now. Like, what is this? This is a simulation. There's the steak is ribby or top sirloin? That's it?

How, this is so small town and weird. And then she's like, sorry, guys. I do go to the grocery store. all the time. This is where the mystery lies on that is that she's like says, Sam's Club did not deliver our order. They canceled us three times. So we have to go to a regular grocery store.

We have to actually drive our car and grocery shop like a peasant. And then she's like, Sam's Club and I are not friends. Well, I saw someone that did a little research and said she had a brand deal with Sam's Club. Oh. I don't understand. This didn't make Sam's Club look good that they just can cancel you on a busy weekend. So she did take it down, but then she had to do an apology video. I'm just like, I don't know.

People like this is when I just want them to go away. And then like two years later, they're like, hey, it's been a while. And I really grew up. Like, I don't know. Like I just. And why are the apology videos so horrific? There isn't one apology video that's ever been made that is acceptable. Not one.

You're crying. That's why some people go their other route and they don't apologize. That's what you have. You can never apologize. And you just go just forget about me and move on to the next. 100 boy bitch. No one needs you're like, I'm really, I'm growing. I had no intention. And I didn't mean to hurt you. The head of the grocery store, you know what? I made a video. And he's like, we're actually a huge chain. We're the literal head of like vons. But it wasn't that came on and from like the Midwest and was like, hey, my name is. And we'd like to respond to what whatever her name is that said that our store is gross. By the way, I did a shopping video and cooking with a chef stew a while ago at our local Vons. And the manager came up to me.

And he was like, hey, Heather, I'm the manager here at Vons. And we saw your video. And I mean, I'm telling you, my butthole clenched. A trickle of P came out. And he's like, I just want to thank you for representing our store so well. That's nice. Anything you need. And I'm like, I wasn't thinking about, I went in wanting to buy the stuff that we were going to cook.

Right. And we had fun, you know, doing bits. And Drake edited it to be a funny, entertaining video of us running around getting the things we needed and me not knowing what something meant or how to do something because I'm not a great cook. And that's why it came out good because I wasn't looking like this, this is what this girl needs to say. This is the apology. Okay. Okay. Thank you for pointing out that I was a complete out of touch asshole.

I started this channel a couple years ago thinking nobody would watch about my boring ass family and my lack of a personality. Somehow it took off. I'm at 1.5 million followers and I now make a million dollars a year. So I am out of touch. I do shop at my local Airwan. I'm completely cluel. and in my clueless bubble,

I think everybody thinks like me. And I went into a grocery store and I shit on it. And I look like a fucking asshole. And I'm really grateful before I became a bigger asshole that you guys called me on it. And I'm just disgusted with what a loser I've become. I do enjoy my money and my brands. Right. I am going to still be shopping nice things.

but I am going to try to get back to a place where I can be a little more humble and maybe develop a personality in the process. So I help you keep following me and realize that I get it. I hate me too. I don't know who this bitch has become, except I live in a nicer house and can shop in nicer stores.

Thank you. And then we all get to go like this. We take that apology video. Oh, yeah. Stitch it. She's just holding the thing pointing to it. Yeah. thumbs up.

That's right. You know what I mean? Be real. Be authentic. Now this is like, POV, this is how you do when you're really sorry.

Yeah. But you have to be sorry because you're like, it's all bullshit. Wow, I've changed. Right. Everyone says people

when they become a level of success, change. Sometimes they do change. How can you not? Yeah. Sometimes they change for the better. If they were generous before, they're even more generous now.

sometimes people around them change because they're insecure that this person becomes so successful. You never know. And some people really start to think of themselves in a different light because people are kissing their ass and money's coming easy and that's that. Well, listen, if Sam's Club needs some new brand ambassadors, I would like to change. So we would really enjoy changing. So give us a call. I love it. I didn't, was the valiant last night? No. No. Okay. So we are like, caught up.

I'm like upset. I'm like, I just need to say quickly and I'm sure no one's going to be surprised. No one's going to be surprised. I want to hear your opinion. I am on one. Okay. Okay. Like on one.

Hey, you want to talk about pointing to the background? Yeah. All I walk in on Julie, she's filming. Her camera scenes of Danny and Luke. And I'm like, no,

you're not going to, not going to do the content. She's like, no, I'm going to do it. And every time I walk in, she's like got this master plan to do this. kind of content. Well, just tell me. What are your thoughts? I'm just so disgusted by them.

Both of them. Okay. Both of them. I, I, I know that I'm not, I shouldn't even have, I shouldn't even be, have a seat at this table, because I tapped out. I'm lesbo. I'm not even involved with men's and women's businesses. Okay. How, you know what I mean? I couldn't handle it. The nuance of a, of a patriarchal normal. Correct. Normal. No, mass. Sexual. Marriage. The sexual. bargaining that goes on. When is my birthday sex? When is my birthday sex happening? We don't have sex anymore. Oh, I'm sorry. You just pushed out a fucking 10 pound thing

out of your vagina that I like sticking my dick in. That was what was so fun about our relationship. And now you don't want to do that anymore. And I'm mad. And I'm so angry because you like the baby more than me. What about my dick and balls? I want to take your dick and balls and rip them off and shove them in a can.

I am, go find a watermelon and stick your dick in that. Just drill a hole in the wall. Just drill a hole in the wall because you'll, you'll fuck anything. So what I think. And this is why, this is why I say, heterosexual women carry the burden of the world.

You are the heroes of the world. I agree. I deserve every Nobel Peace Prize. I couldn't hack it. I wouldn't like take your dick and fucking eat your own dick. I will literally kill you. So you guys handle it. You do it with grace.

You have, I don't know how you do it. it because this, you want to talk about abuse, that would drive me to violence. So I think it is so gross. I think it's entitled. I think it's sexist. I think it's immature. I think it's whiny, complainy.

And I hate it. I hate it. And to see these women who have given birth and Nia, who's had four babies in a row, and this little twat stands there begging for sex. Slow down. I'm Danny. It was three pregnancies. because one was twins.

Okay. So I don't need you to exaggerate. And she had three days in the hospital after. Right. And I helped feed the baby. So let's just take it down a notch. I can't take it. I can't take it.

The weird thing about that night on the Valley and ever watching all of it with Julie. And her favorite thing, even though she gets like this, is to watch straight. couples on these shows. She likes in the city. I'm like, does anyone like in the city with you? I love watching straight couples. The weird thing about that night was that he casually says

birthday sex. I'm so excited for birthday sex. He's watching her get ready. And she's like, oh God, Julie gets enraged, she leaves. Later on the night, when he's drinking, and of course this whole thing went on and it was really it did suck for his birthday and she wants him to leave.

She gets, you know, you want to know Danny, this is from me to you. You want to know how to get her excited down there, get her wet. Let her control you. That's what she wants to do. She wants to see you. Let her be the alpha and take you away from there. She cried when she got back to the place and I'm like, girl, he was going to try to do it with you. Aren't you thrilled he's not there? Yeah, but I just, I'm lulles going to yell at him and I just try to make him realize that this is not going the way it was supposed to go. Do you know that also, I did not

realize this, but their wedding anniversary is his birthday. Yeah, he kept saying it. So they got married on his birthday, which is another thing that you wonder, could it have all worked out that day? And he was like, hey, this is great. Someone could see that as selfless that you want to share your birthday on your wedding day. Other people could say, no, it's the ultimate, you know, thing. I don't know. I don't think it's a big deal. I think it just worked out that way on the weekend and whatever. That was the day the church was available. I mean, he kept saying it, saying it, saying it, that it's our anniversary too. My birthday.

It's my birthday. It's our anniversary, too. Where's my birthday sex? But he didn't go home with her, even though he was so excited for the birthday sex. It was just something weird about it. If men would take this advice. Yes.

I mean, if they would just take this advice, and that's the thing I wanted to say to them, even as their lesbian friend, even though I'm very mad at them. Like, you want to be with women, you want to get with women, you want to have sex with women, let them fucking control it.

Like, let them do it. You have to wait, then wait. You sit there and you wait, and that's it. You wait for them. This is what Danny needs to do at the reunion. Okay? Yes. You're going to be Eddie Cohen.

Okay. Ask me something so I can just talk about my behavior this season. All right. Oh, Danny. There's a question for you that just came in. How are you and Nia doing? No, you have to say Jill from. Oh, Jill from Beaver Creek.

Jill from Beaver Creek, Montana, wrote in and said, Danny. I enjoy watching the show. However, I'm a little uncomfortable with how you're talking to Nia. How's your relationship now? You know what, Andy? There's been times in the last couple of years doing the show

that I've been like, why did we do this show? This is ruining our marriage. But I want to thank you. I want to thank Bravo. Most importantly, I want to thank my castmates and the viewers for letting me reflect back

and realize that I am coming very close. Without the cameras, we could have been living like this and I would lose my gorgeous wife, Nia. Because we are on TV, because I got to see it, I have realized that she is the angel that I don't deserve, that she was trying to protect me. I want the protection. I want to work together next season because I do care for these people and I want to be filming with you guys and I want you guys to see the new Danny and I'm excited to show the world the new Danny because that old Danny was a dick and I agree with you all. That's what he has to say. He has to say that. He cannot sit on that couch and say it was

just a few drinks or da-da-da-da-da. Just go, yeah. Like my behavior's abhorrent and it's not cool for 2026 to be acting like that. No. In a marriage. It's not. It's not. acceptable. And he needs to kiss her ass. He needs to kiss her ass. And it's not to say that he doesn't have his own feelings and needs. And I don't mean, you know what I mean? And then stay on the show.

Stay on the show and redeem yourself. Do it. Don't leave the show. Stay on. And the only way I think if he acts that way on the cat, they might be like goodbye to the two of you. And now that they already have this reputation, they have to stay on the show so that for another year or two so that we like them again. You get the redemption.

They're funny something and then continue on being this cute family that people do look up to. Yeah. And let it be that they were on the verge of divorce, but they didn't. That's aspirational. That is aspirational that you didn't do it, you know? And that's another example of a man driving a woman crazy and that being Janet. And now we all know like Janet was, you know, the words were the words that she chose. And that's what everyone's, their sticking point.

but it didn't start there. And I think it was just his, there was something going on with him and her sort of denial of the repeat behavior. And then Janet just snapped. Yeah. And wouldn't, you know, just call it, call him a sex pest or whatever.

Sex pest. Yeah. When he drinks. And I think that being a sex pest is another thing, too. That's a whole other conversation. I mean, Joe Gorga did the same thing. Sometimes I think it's also performing for the camera. It could be that. It's a complete sex best. It's letting the world know that you guys, even though you have kids, that you're still super sexual. And maybe they're not. Maybe they're not. Maybe they're actually exhausted and barely do it. And so he brings it up on camera all the time because he's, you know, they both have lost subsexual desire because you're just tired. And you just don't have the opportunity. And so it's like, just like the Gorgas always acting. Maybe they always were. Maybe they're, or Teresa and Joe Juddite used to act like that too. And it's like, well,

what is the truth? You know, you're not together anymore. So I don't know. But it's that performative stuff that does happen. Yeah. On the show. That's true. I'm trying to be funny and trying to make things happen.

I want to get over to... But Luke does it too, by the way. Yeah. I just don't want to make sure people... Because Danny gets piled on and I'm doing it a lot and he deserves it. But Luke is just as bad. Can I say that... I always say that...

I mean, Nia is like... Like the catch of the century. I'm like, have all my baby. and take care of me and stuff, but he's pretty hot. Danny. No, I mean, I totally, I think that gets swept under the rug. I think, no, he is good looking at it. He's a very good body.

He's fit. When you see him with the kids, you know, he's being silly with the older boy, like all of it. But, you know, they also have to creating a show. And it is, there's nothing that women who watch Bravo enjoy more than seeing a couple struggle. That's what they want to see. they want to dissect it because you always want to think that a couple is having a worse marriage than you. So that is what people like.

That's what they like. They like a weight game. Ooh. And they like a divorce. We hate a weight loss. They hate a weight loss and they hate a weight loss and they hate joy and new love. Oh, what about an influx of money? Ooh.

Hate that. So I want to just, I want to get into. I want to get into. Oh, Wendy and Happy Eddie of Potomac went and had front row seats at the JZ concert. They didn't seem to mind because they're that they had to wait three hours to get in, which wasn't his fault. But the show, the JZ show started the last night. Wow.

At like 1220 and ended at 3 a.m. Wow. Because it was like a security something. But these people were left outside for three hours. I'm like, nothing sounds worse. But the clips looked good at the show. And they were there. She and Eddie were there.

Front row. flashing the diamonds, all of it. And, you know, they're looking at both doing time in jail for lying that their house was robbed when it wasn't. And it was insurance fraud and lying to the police and everything. They seem to just be in love. And all the comments are like, couple goals. I'm like, really? Who are these people cheering them on?

Like, what? Because they do seem in love. God. But goddamn, you'd think you would lay low a little bit. There's no humility there. No. Okay, I want to get to a bunch of other topics, so we're going to get moving. According to Yahoo.

No. Charlie Sheen is quietly dating a guy, a young guy with a normal job. Now, to remind people, Charlie Sheen was married to Denise Richards. Oh, my God. I had two kids with her, then was married to Brooke Mueller, who has twin boys with him. On his special, he talked about his horrible drug use, and that in that drug use, he was just like, want to try everything and he did say he had relations with the man, but he acted like he almost in that he sort of was specifying like what of the acts he did or didn't do?

Right. What does it matter? Right. Of course. Or whatever. But now, according to this, allegedly, they met in Malibu. He's a younger guy. Of course.

He's not in the business. And he's a waiter. And Charlie Sheen is glowing. That's a weird word, glowing. You know, are you surprised? Late in life, lesbian, way to go. Late in life, gay man.

I'm a, I'm... And I think that's why he came out with it in the special. Because I remember going, that is something you're in charge of the special. You don't have to say it. You can say, you know what? I was on drugs. I don't even remember what the hell I did.

Like, if you wanted to keep that part silent. But that's why he's so awesome. It is awesome. It is awesome. He's so amazing. You know, they do, there's a, a philosophy that men who are serial cheaters on their, on women. Last stop to gay. That's what they say. Yeah. Last stop to gay. Like a philandering, constantly woman to woman to, hey, better be careful, Jacks. Don't beat the charges, babe. But it's, it's the last stop to gay. They always say it.

Denise Richard said she would go down in the basement and he'd be like doing his crack or whatever and that the specific like porn that he watched did include men. Young very young men. I think he watched like barely legal type of stuff. And I mean there's, you know, the accusations that Corey Feldman made

that he claims Corey Hame told him what happened with him. He's always denied it. Charlie Sheen has always denied ever having any kind of unconsensual relationship with anyone. So, but if this is true, oh, tiger's blood, tiger shark, tiger energy, just get crazier and crazier. Like this girl, by the way, I miss that show.

I miss Denise. What was the show called with the daughters? Denise and her wild things or whatever. Oh, you mean the later, The horrible husband was on that. The Canadian. He can go die. But we want her back on TV.

Speaking of Real House at Beverly Hills and I would love for Denise to come back. Please. She looks gorgeous. She could be dating. It could be fun. She could be lez and out too with Brandy Glanville. Erica Jane is still with her Navy SEAL. With her MAGA boyfriend?

Boyfriend. Yes. And they were going ATV. Well, that's fun. I mean, imagine you, I mean, talk about going from very different worlds. Yes, Tom Durardi. And she seems happy and she's with him and she just celebrated a birthday. Okay.

So Derreet just celebrated a birthday. Uh-huh. And while she was in Europe, celebrating her birthday with appeared to be just friends, not the kids or anything. Um, that pushed off the sale another few weeks. The, for closure sale. London and celebrate her birthday. And according to 10. TMZ and also buy wig drama also put this together. So I just want to give her credit.

P.K. is asking the judge to grant him sole authority to sell the couple's six bedroom 10 bath house. It's around $8 million. It's worth. PK. claims he moved out after the separation, but continued contributing to the household, alleging that Doreet failed to keep up with the mortgage, despite her high salary. I didn't know those had $8 million house. So I'm already shocked by that. Did you? I think they got it for six or seven. So, now it's funny year, but he, I mean, now it's been a few years. He also alleges she spent more than one million on luxury travel in the filing. P.K. says the home is once again facing foreclosure and could be auctioned by the lender within weeks unless it's listed for sale immediately. He claims he recently paid 300 out of his own pocket to cover the overdue mortgage and Doret allegedly agreed to reimburse him from the proceeds of the house sale. So like he wants it sold so that he gets back is 300 and then if there's anything left, like if they bought it for six and they sell it for eight and then all the debts and everything, maybe they'll each walk away with a couple

hundred thousand. That's why he wants it. And P.K. also says that Doreet left for an extended trip to Europe, leaving their two children with her parents and claims the children don't know where she is or when shall return. All right. Take it down a notch P.K. You spent 73 days straight in London. Will we ever see mom again? I mean, I It's summertime they're with the parents in Florida. I think they are not where she is. Just go to her Instagram. She was at the Eiffel Tower.

You're telling me those two kids don't know how to look up Instagram or where their mother is. And apparently they're obsessed with those grandparents too. Yeah. According to Doreet. I think that's completely appropriate that she... Cut the shit, P.K. But whatever their financial issues are... It involves having to sell this house.

And Doreet's back on the show, right? Oh, I mean, I don't know that they've started, but I don't think she's going away. P.K. can take his thirst and go. I'm just not. I'm not here for P.K. So he is asking the court to give him sole authority to move forward with the sale of the house. Because she, in his opinion, with her travel and with, she's the one that keeps putting this back. We need to get rid of the house.

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and use the code juicy scoop at checkout for 15% off. All right. So what, how are you feeling about Shannon's Pratt Falls on Real Housewives of O.C? I have never. Is it real? Is it fake? Fake. Just age?

Was she always tripping and lame? Fake. Because Katie Janelli, Nelly, Lio. I don't know how to pronounce your last name. Uh-huh. She said in an interview or a show or whatever, she said, when I was doing the show, Emily and Gina were like, oh, we're stuck at the airport. and, you know, Tamara's gone, what's our next thing that we're going to do?

You know, like, if we give it to you, you have to give it back. It's like volleyball and da-da-da-da. And I'm like, as if we didn't know that, of course they know that they have to bring it. They have to bring the energy. They have to, they don't have to make up shit, but they have to, they are like, hey, bring up what's bothering you at this dinner. We're doing the dinner. Bring up the fact that you know. They have to stir shit.

They don't have to bring up shit. that Brannie was laid to your party, whatever, and bring it up that it hurt your feelings. Right. And like, they know they have to do that. And then it goes, whatever. If everyone just sat around on their phones and did do anything, we don't have a TV show.

Yeah. I mean, like, is this a big shock? You think that, you think that Emily, when she, that she didn't think about that turkey sandwich bit. Exactly. Going into the sauna, like, right. That three months before it started, season. I love that with Heather DeBrow's mom, who looks amazing, by the way.

Amazing. She's 84. She really looks incredible. Obviously, she's had a facelifter five, but who cares? It is good. She has a sparkle in the eye. Yeah. She is dressed. She is snatched. And then she's like, God made California, but he lives in New York or something. And then, and I love that Heather DeBro is like, how long did you work on that one? A while. Yeah, cameras are coming. Yes. She's like, I'm not going to just be here with nothing to say.

Like, anybody gets ready. I mean, Shannon one time told me that her first season of filming, she found the notes of like either a producer or somebody else writing like everything that was going on in the show. Like, listen, they are living their real lives. The rest of it is not real. There's cameras. There's editing.

Like, this isn't a 24-hour stream. What the fuck do you people want? But if we're going to be doing some physical comedy, we need to work on our... We need to work on our... I'm a wacky girl. My name's Shannon Bador. We need to... Yeah, I mean, we need to work on the falls.

We need to work on the face. She should stop the falls because you could actually get hurt. Well, that's true. And then somebody said, not me. That is a sign of a lot of years of drinking, too. Exactly. It doesn't... It's not great when you enter your...

She's 62 years old. It's not... great to be that you and you're if you weren't ever really like remember she was she was a spaz in in the what was the workout place that eddie and tamara had was like fit or cut yeah cut fitness cut yeah she couldn't do those exercise classes back then so it's been her schick but i know that she knows about a schick because i remember she said well they told me to use everyone's last name they like right when i use everyone's last name like hey do it like yeah no say the whole name. Heather Dubrow and I'm Shannon Bador. I'm Shannon Storms Vador. Like she became a parody of herself. If you watch old

episodes from the first season or two, she's like normal. Yeah, it's like she became the character that she, everyone kind of said she was. She's a parody of herself. I think it kicked off when she really was, you know, tipsy inebriated and fell and the sphinx fell out on the beach. That was when she was horrified that, you know, it was a low point and that her spanks were out. But then the audience reacted so positively. I think she was like, hmm. Yeah. Now, is there a day we don't see those spanks?

Never. She'll always be swimming in spanks. Tamara will always be jumping off a balcony with her tits out. And then grabbing someone's new tits. And it is what it is. I do think that, you know, in terms of the two Cs on the Zoom, two cuns on a Zoom Oh two cunts on a Zoom yeah

I do think that when it comes to Tamara and that like getting drunk and fucking like assaulting Vicky and stuff I think that is really fun like I'm like put them in a cabin in Alaska and let them get drunk and like do the weirdest

like remember they put their like feet in each other's mouths or something? But the thing is I think they've all gonna they're all like not drinking as much as they used to well Tamas they're like you know I don't really want that to be like my reputation. And also just getting older, they're just like not wanting to drink as much. I'll watch anything Vicki does too. Look, what they have to do before every party is they have to do

poor Heather DeBro's social media girl has to get them to do some mouthing dance. And even Heather said, cringy TikToks anyone. Yeah, she's doing the cringy TikToks. She's trying to be funny. They're all trying to be funny. They all remember the whole, what about the whole is an entire storyline. about how Heather's not funny, remember? Yeah, yeah. With Gina and Emily. She's taking comedy classes. I am a comedic actress.

I don't think I need to prove anything to you. I've been hilarious from the day I came out of my mother's womb. I find that offensive. I find that terrifying. I have made my children laugh. And Terry, when I've told him to laugh, he's done it. So if that's not being funny, I don't know what is. I had two guests are.

But this party was very expensive, which we paid for not Terry's deceased brother. Okay, Vicki? That whole thing. God damn. I do love Vicky, though. Vicki can do anything and say anything. I'm here for it. I'll watch her 24-7.

Vicki double down on it. I just saw her in a clip. And she's like, I've been doing financial planning for years. okay, at Cotto insurance. I know how legacy works. I know how trust works. I don't know if that money. The father has died of Terry's.

The mother is alive, but that doesn't mean that the money didn't go to Terry. If I said something wrong, then I misspoke. That was my opinion. If I said something wrong, I misspoke.

Fine. What do you think the season's going to revolve around Vicky? I mean, what do you think? I don't. Yeah, there's like no actual story. I don't know. what it's going to evolve around. Exactly.

Is it? We'll watch it. That she's like more chill now. I love that that Heather's like, everyone knows that when I sign everything, it's XX, Heather. Oh, yeah. I'm like, nobody knows that. Like, who is this?

Like, I just, do you imagine if this, if, if we lived in a reality show, like, every February or whatever we start filming, we'd have to be like, who am I now? I'm in my Zed era. They're like, and all of a sudden you're like, Heather, what are you doing? And I'm like, hmm. And then next season, I'm like,

I am in my prairie time. Prairie time. I remember, like, what is this? Yeah. Like, where you're like, I'm giving you all evil eye necklaces. And I hear that I always like, I like this, Julie.

Yeah. She's lighter. Oh, yeah. You're lighter. You're this a lighter, Julie. I know, I feel it too. I feel like you don't care. I feel like you don't care as much about things.

I don't. I just don't care. I don't care. Yeah. It's so nice not to care. And just to go to like, you know what? It makes me want to do more philanthropy and more charity. I think I like this, too, Julie.

I think I like it too. But caring more than ever. Yeah. Caring more than ever. It's where that I don't care, but all I care about is not caring. Yeah. That's fun. You know?

Yeah. It's so good. I mean, that's what's going on. I don't even what's going on there. But I do think that I love. I love seeing Heather. I love seeing, I like just watching them.

It's good time. It's a good time. It's a good time. It's a good time. We just watch it for fun. Well, there's a new show coming out on TLC. And it sets about suburban moms to create adult content. And this show is called,

what's it called? Double lives of suburban wives. Everyone's copying the secret lives of Mormon wives. And there's double lives of suburban wives. Bravo has one. secret lives of Texas hunting wives or something. Yeah. Secret lives.

And then they have house wives, which has wives. Yeah, real wives. It's too many lives. And then it's always two lives. Yeah. And so,

right, it's everything has a wife in it. But then there's always like, you know what? No one wants to get married anymore. Well, you better if you want to be on a reality show. Don't get on a phone.

So this is about moms that do adult content. And, um, of course they're going to be. on the show because they need more people to subscribe to their Only fans. Yes. And what that means and the drama and blah, blah, and it's in St. Louis.

I love OnlyFans documentaries or this is the docu-series. I mean, I love it. They're there, you see them the curtain drops. They're putting their foot up and they're against a wall and it's disgusting.

And then they're miserable. They're making so much money, but they're like, you know, Hey, Rick. I'll say, like, they have to do this messaging. Yeah, we might get to see the messaging stuff. Listen, I've been a fan of, like, porn docs about the San Fernando Valley for the last 30 years. Of course.

I like to see the craft services. Yes. I like to see when they'd have to get their hair and makeup done. I like to see the pool setting. Yeah. I like to see that it was done in Porter Ranch, not Chathworth. I like to see it all. Yeah.

Yes. I like to see the gross people. and whatever. I don't know when you're just doing it by yourself. What is the drama of that? I mean, I think it's safer that you're doing it by yourself.

You get some robot to write back these people. But that's how dumb men are. I know. That is just so dumb men are. They're going to create drama in that they're competitive with these other women or something.

Or they're going to do I have this many followers. Yeah, they're going to do like a fake beef or they're going to do like. And the husbands are mad. Right. And the husbands are insecure. Or maybe they bring people into it.

I mean, sometimes on the Onlyfans, they do do things with other people. Or maybe it's that now they are making so much more money and then they become resentful. The husband is like just, you know, golfing and gyrocoptering. Right. While they're like taking photos of their crotch. I love that they're married though because the guys think that it's so hot. And it's just like, you know, every whatever. not everybody, you know, oh, I'd love to be the porn star,

this, and the Follily fans, but it's like not together with them. Yeah, I think it's totally different than the man that's like actually with the girl that's actually having, like, let's see what this is. If you're doing it all by yourself, who cares? If you're not interested with people, though, and I think they get freaked out. But sometimes you do have sex with, there's different levels of this only fans. I want to watch that on. Do you know the platform by any chance?

TLC. TLC. Great. Also, there is the new. Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, O.C., there's this girl, Aspen Parker, and she had a husband and three kids. Then she came out as bye, had a girlfriend, but now she's filming the show and she's back kissing her husband.

That's the other thing. Everyone's by now. They thought that was a troll. She's in a relationship with a couple. Oh, that's it. She's in a relationship with a couple. Yeah, she's in a thruple like us. Yeah, she has to date a couple.

I can't imagine. I think dating a couple would be the worst. Someone would say it's not because they're both into you. But I think to have to service like two people. But you know one person's always into one person more than the other. And that's why it never fucking works. It's all bullshit. These are lies.

There's no way. I do not believe that a thruple can exist. And come for me. I've said this before and I've gotten in trouble and canceled for this. There is no world. The gay community gets mad when you dog on throuples. Fuck a thruple. I'm sorry.

Maybe men can do it. but women cannot and deal with it. And even the first time I saw a real thruple with three men, I saw the one guy, he was so upset. And it's just like because he was feeling like his original husband was more into the other guy and did it to do and he was really depressed. And he's like, oh, and fucking Chad is out with Tyler. And I'm home.

And it's just like, you just, and now imagine having sex with three people. there's not enough tongues, fingers, dicks, and hands to be able to do it. I don't like the gay throuples where one old man is clearly paying for the couple that actually likes each other. And he deserves it. And I saw a full thruple at Mike Drop when I went to do karaoke after dinner with Sutton.

How did you know it was a thruple? I mean, well, they're all kissing. Were they just all over each other at Mike Drop? It was an older guy and then the two younger guys and they were all holding hands and they were all, this one was kissing the older one, but this one was also kissing the one to the right. And, you know, once I did my song, something to talk about,

I, during the music breaks, I absolutely addressed them. Yeah, yeah. And I said, what's going? I go, what's up with this thruple? Like, how did you, I go to the one in the middle? How are you able to bring your real lover into this circle of fun? Exactly. And they're just like laughing.

They didn't know who I was. They're like, who, what? The guys have more sense of humor than the women do. women, from my experience, calling out a female thruple, they get like real mad. So female throuples happen because I feel like, at least a female thruple has never been featured on a TV show yet. Yeah, because they're all dikes. So if it's not featured on a Mormon wives?

Because she's in a, oh no, she's with the heterosexual couple. Yeah. Okay. But I want to see a female thruple relationship. I feel like we've never seen that. Where's the girl? Who loves a girl. Oh, I asked that girl.

And another girl. Wait, what is her name again? I can't remember. There is a lesbian that I've been following for a year and a half or two years. I've done a parody of her. And she's like, where's the girl that runs on that coffee? Lacks those 90 country hits. Always hits the curb with her car.

Mids to eat. Loves those midday naps. Always says she's sorry. Lacks forehead kisses. Oh, gross. and rainy afternoons. Always forgets to pay her bills. And you're like, who is this fucking loser?

She sounds like a loser. Most annoying girl on the planet. I'm like, where are you at, baby? And then she always goes, if I'm on your FYP page, you know it's meant to be. I wrote her. And I said, come on juicy. I want to know every, I want to know is that indoor pool like your house or your grandmother's house.

I want to know. So many things. And then the comments, everyone that's following her is like us. Like everyone's like, oh, thank you, lesbian Yoda for your wisdom.

Like, it's so good. And I'm just like, I want to know how many sad in-closet lesbians who don't have any time when she goes,

you'll poochie around the middle. Yeah. And I was like, I'm never watching her again. One of them, I was like, I don't know if she's like trying to,

Get a girlfriend who's going to pay for everything because she's like, where's the girl? That works those 12-hour shifts. Always takes care of everybody else. Doesn't sleep enough. Runs on that energy drink is way too generous. Always shopping for people. Never says no. Like, where do you bank, baby?

I'm like, what are you doing? And there's all copycats of her too. Yes. There's a million copycats of just a bunch of- That are parroting her comedically or that are actually trying to do it too. Trying to get little sad lesbians that are fucked up. That like literally disorganized, horrible credit, whatever. Middle pooch, take naps.

There's, and I blame you for putting in my algorithms. Loves eating ice cream for breakfast. The wink. The wink. She doesn't ever want to work out. Yeah. Hey, it's allergic to the gym, but not snuggling at two in the afternoon. Like, where are you at, baby?

There's, yeah. Yeah, you put that in my algorithm, even though. Yeah. And then what came after that was horrifying. Even more. There's just more of it. I want to know what you think about this gay cruise. Well, on the Virgin.

So it's on Virgin. It's a gay male cruise. It's on Scarlet Lady, which I was on that cruise ship. It's a very nice cruise ship. But this is my question. So the passengers are outraged after the cruise was reportedly denied entry into both Turkey and Egypt. Yes. Because they're like heading towards the dock, it sounds like.

And then all of a sudden they're like, Mayday, Mayday, guess what? You're hated and you can't come here. First of all, I'm like, how did no one figure this out? Or have they been able to come in the past and now they can't? Oh, okay. So we're very familiar. I'm like, who is the travel agent here? I'm like, Jesus.

The weird thing about this is that because there are places that you know you cannot go. Like, and if you do go, you literally get a letter in the, because we've been on a million crews and Brandy and I have experienced this together. And we went to Russia. We got a letter. The letter said you can come into Russia, but you cannot physically show. Don't look gay. Don't be gay. I guess don't get off the bus.

So Julie's like, no, I'm a dude. We just went around. Just pretended to be a man the whole time. But the, like, I mean, literally. I was like, oh, dos vedonia. They, I mean, it's just, and it's written there. And you cannot. And when we went to, recently we went to Jordan, we went to Egypt on a cruise.

And we did get the letters. You can enter the country. Do not show any physical attention. Do not show public displays of affection. Men do not hold hands. Do not show any. Okay. All of that. Fine.

So why then? Why wouldn't they have known this? It's not just two people. No, no, no. But this cruise company, Atlantis, which I've worked for. Many times. Many, many, many, many, many times has done this itinerary for something like 20 years or like 20 years in a row or something. So they're just changing the rules now.

So, though it's very, very odd, and some people are theorizing. It is because of what's going on in Iran, potentially Israel, potentially the whole sort of situation with Trump, like straight of home. All of those things might be entering into this. And so they're sort of lashing out and being like, you can't come here. They were able to go to like Greece and. Of course. Wasn't it called the cruise of the Strait of Hormuz? But, huh?

Nothing. What did you just say? I said, wasn't it called the cruise of the Strait of Hormuz? I mean, it kind of... And they're like reversing the boat, like lowering the rainbow flag. Like, we're cool. See you later.

It is odd that they, because they also get cleared before you go on a cruise. You know where you're going to go. So Egypt knew that this ship was coming around. I mean, I guess the thing is, is like, yeah, when you're traveling internationally,

shit can change. And especially in this day and age. Yeah. Well, I mean, it's pretty... I don't know. I also want to talk about this. I want this to be the new document, the new TV show.

I'm obsessed. Oh, it's another dog. With this lady that has a voice like this. She's all over the internet and she goes, Hello, I'm a doll mom. And she walks into the room and she's like, Good morning, princess. And then she's like, yeah, many of us are doll moms.

I've already raised five children. And I just like the nurturing feeling of it. I think that these people got obsessed with watching real moms post about their day and like changing the baby and all the stuff that women do like a day in the life with all the sound of making their coffee

making the bottle so this woman has three kids three dolls two vinyl reborns and one silicone baby she goes like vinyl reborn and she changes the diaper and throws it away after the night

is there anything in the diaper? No, they're just landfills. It's not good. But sometimes, you know, I have got. She makes the bottles and everything. Oh, you had a baby that shit the diaper. Do you waste the food? Do you waste the food? You know, and it's just like, and also she like gets annoyed.

Like she's like, okay, sleepy head. Like she like gets mad at them. And then like she's just like, you know, well, I don't know how I'm going to get. It's such a struggle getting out the door. You know, when you've got two silicones and one vinyl, I have to, you know, get them in their car. seats and everything else. And she films it. And people think it's sick and weird,

but I'm like, whatever. She's probably making a little money off of these videos. Great. They go to Disneyland with them. That's the best. You told us about this lady. Yes. And I literally, the Disneyland one got me.

I DM'd her. I was like, do you want to be like our social media manager? The editing was wild. It was so good. I was like these dolls look like they're having the best time at Disneyland. Think of what she could do for us. And she was like, Are you making fun of me?

And I was like, no, I'm being serious. Are you for hire? Or can we send you our shit and you make our videos? And she wouldn't do it. She thought it was. Where's the girl that's raising two vitals and a silicone little baby? Takes him to Disneyland and pays full price. Changes their diapers in the middle of the night, even when no one's crying because they're not real.

Like, where are you out, baby? Oh, my God. I think some people The comments are the best Because they're just like How what is going on in the fucking world? It's so good I don't know

They're not hurting anybody But I mean some of there's one baby That someone has that looks like this And I and I And it was like Why is that baby's mouth so big Who wants that And it like

That one she that one got to go to Disneyland because it looks like it's going on a ride The whole time Yeah That one has to be Not the one Showing that Put it like a car seat.

Or have it hanging out a window like a dog and it's just driving. Oh, my God. Okay. Now, Crystal Hefner was married to Hugh Hefner. And there is a doc coming out on Netflix that's going to be her life. She wrote a book. He was 60 when I was born. Oh.

And I didn't realize that. Wow. It's funny because I just think. Wow. I think people are kind of over the story. Like, I mean, I understand. I think it's interesting. I wanted her to come on the show.

She never answered my request, which is good. Because if she went on 20 billion podcasts, this documentary probably wouldn't get made. So, yeah, let me hear about it. She basically, I saw a little thing that she did on her own Instagram, and she was just like, I thought I would, you know, I thought this would be, I thought marrying a famous person would like make me happy.

I didn't realize I'd be making myself smaller. And I'm like, how is it that I knew that you were going to have to watch Casablanca every Sunday? Well, he didn't know it. But he eats the soup meal. You have to watch Casa Blanca every Sunday on movie night with all the old cronies. You can't go out past nine.

Like she came after the girls next door. Oh, I thought she was before. No. It was the girls next door. Then he married Crystal. And then Crystal was with him until he died. Oh, I'm fascinated by the one before them with the son. So he had this other bride that those two boys now are like mid-20s or older.

And I forgot her name, but she was blonde too. And that's when everyone said the mansion was really boring and ever got really pissed. Because that's when he was like kind of being like a normal. family man. Yeah. Then they got divorced. She lived in like a home like next door on another property with the two boys. And then he had the seven girlfriends.

And that's when he started to go to the nightclubs. And from having the seven girlfriends is where they got the idea to then do girls next door. And that was my heyday. Like him and like Leo would be at the club. And then they kind of cast them and, you know, of who would be good for it. And then they had the three. Right. And then now, and then they all left.

Then he had two others after that that nobody cared to watch on TV. He had another set of twins. And those didn't work out. And then he got Crystal. And this is her. And how old is she now? She's probably like pushing 40. Wow.

And she has like a new husband or her and fiancee that's like normal aged. She has a lot of money because she was married to him for a long time. Did he give all of his wives money? I mean, I'm sure she had some type of deal that where she, if you stay till the end, you're going to get some money, but the sons have money and the other wife has money. Like the daughter has money. Like things, you know, were, but I mean, I will watch it because obviously I've been interested in this whole thing. Yeah.

But I also just think that you think that it's going to be easier. Like you're like, well, I like, well, I like. I like feeling like the queen and I think it's special. Like it will be interesting to see what she said. But basically what she's saying is what a lot of women don't admit to when they are marrying in such. I mean, this is an extreme age, extreme power thing. But there's women that marry the 60 year old that's like, you know, 30. And that's a very weird dynamic, especially if the 30 year old isn't coming in with money.

that's a lot of years, you know. Owen Wilson just had a baby. He's 54 and he had a baby with a 24 year old girlfriend. And this guy said, I just have something to say. You know, he's like doing TikTok one hour. He's like, imagine walking into a room and someone just had a baby. And 30-year-old Owen Wilson who's like doing movies, he's just like, okay, girl, I'm going to have your baby with it.

Oh, to the newborn. To the newborn. Right. And I'm like, listen, it's. It's always going to be that way. God made it that way that men could. And God blessed us that we stopped getting pregnant out of a certain age. Let's look at the bright side of how our bodies work.

That's true. They can fuck somebody who they think is going to be excited to see their wrinkly balls forever. And that girl gets pregnant. And then they have to go do a bunch of shitty movies to pay for that family. Alex Baldwin. While they're, and the 55-year-old can have a 40-year-old boyfriend who knows how to change a light bulb and a few other things. And she's not going to get knocked up. And when that runs its course, she's like, see ya.

I don't care. I don't even want a bone anymore. I'm tired. But thanks for giving these last five years of where I didn't have to worry about getting pregnant. Thank you. What is the problem? Do you think that people are less interested because of like only fans? Of this story?

I just think it's been told enough. I think Holly's done a great job with her podcast. I think we know everything we need to know about how the Playboy Mansion worked and how they had to hop on and off of his dick without a condom. And then they, I mean, I just feel like I've just heard it a lot. Yeah, lay in the bed and he watched them all do kinky shit.

But then it bugged because of the cognitive dissonance of like that show where they would just act like they were just in love with him and normal. I hate how a Playboy on him. created the facade of like they almost made like like playboy bunnies and partying at the mansion and all of that stuff almost like innocent vanilla yeah like vanilla and like the entire ecosphere around it like there was this facade of all of that but none knowing it was just like a disgusting abusive like human trafficking just like that grotto prostitute you know what it's so gross yeah

with the grotto you know what really why it was is because because it was, because there was penthouse and hustler and those were dirtier, it put it like on a higher level of like class. Which is. And then also there were enough girls that were on the cover, whatever, then you would become mainstream. You would go get to be on a talk show and then you'd be on the love boat. And then maybe you would even be a regular TV person. So it was a legit stepping stone to like getting real TV. work.

Right. I mean, and even Jenny McCarthy. I mean, like, she really utilized it well. And she never did anything gross. She just was the playmate. Right. So there were ones that just like went the legit way and was like, this is the stepping stone to become famous.

And then there were ones that got over the years when that long documentary happened where they, the one that was always just like made me so sad was like what this one girl was in love with him and was, you know, so excited to like have an agent and everything. and then she would get an audition or an offer to do something. But then he would pick up the phone and tell the guy, because he arranged the agents, like he owned the agent or whatever,

and was like, you know, you're never getting laid at the mansion again if you give my girlfriend that job because that job will give her independence, take her away from me. And so then eventually she just stops trying. Yeah. And then she asked to take the Kualoons and have the orgies.

Right. Then he gets tired of her. and she, you know, and then she's all fucked up and she never got to be, you know, on heart to heart. Oh. With the one line. I love heart to heart.

Can I say that I miss? Good one. Like Jenny McCarthy was in the, was the 90s, like late 90s, you know, eyebrows, right, tities and stuff. But when I come across like an 80s, Vaseline on the lens,

the soft, fluffy, blonde bush. that's been dyed. Yes. And then natural tit. And I'm just like, oh, dude. I mean, those guys had it all with Playboy at that time. Like, those are like the hottest. I loved reading their little write-up.

Oh, like it would describe them. In the bubble writing. I love that it's always like, Hobbies. What do you find out about you? No, the hobbies were always like. What's Crystal up to? Yeah, it was roller skating.

Turnoffs, mean guys. That's all. Of course. Of course, just that's it. Cheap men. So some guy's like, I'm not that cheap. Yeah, exactly. Like, I'm not that cheap.

I can get her. Like, okay, sure you can. They put a light glistening over them. It's so good. Heather, if they came to you today, did they ever offer you? Because you got some huge dits. No, I did have one friend that like,

I did have one friend that, like, got some photos, professional photos done, and then was like telling, like us, like, I think I could do Playboy. And we're just like, what? Like, okay, take it down a notch. Like, no, but it was always that kind of thing that I was always like, oh, what would I do if whatever, you know, like, because it was such a stepping stone. Like, it was like. Since you didn't do it, though, did you do a sensual photo shoot for your husband? And then you can live out your Playboy fantasies? Absolutely. No. No, no. I actually hate photos shoes. Same.

Like, I mean, I know we're all like against AI and stuff, but I'm like, I'm like, could I get like an AI photo shoot of just like a different outfit? But then they make your face look so weird. Weird. So weird. And so I'm like, oh, I guess I have to like get in another outfit just to look like I I'm not using the same photo I have for like eight years.

But what would your playboy shoot me? Would you be in a barn? Or? Oh my God. I love the barn ones. I love cowboys. Yeah. I'm going to be in a barn

with a cowboy hat. Okay. You love that. Just cowboy boots. Of course. My legs always looks better in cowboy boots. Okay. On the veil of hay.

No, it's going to be like, light's going to be coming. It definitely did Vaseline it. A piece of. straw in my mouth. Oh, you're good one. She's already opening. Barely showing the cooch.

And I'm going to squeeze my tits together like this. And this is the luck here. Oh, because you're happy. You're the spanking girl. Yeah. I'm happy. And then another one that I also love is like the just heels, just heels. Oh, of course.

And you're just your backside. Because they're upscale. And then turning around. Yes. And the heels make you, you know, you're a well. thief woman kept woman. Against the wall. What about?

Also also. Here we go. We've all thought about this way too much. We all know our strippers on. Also a pair of glasses. Yeah. A pair glasses and just like a tweed blazer. But one tent out.

One tent out. One cover. And like it looks like a boardroom and it's just it's just a boardroom. And then it's the. just men's heads, but we don't get to see who they are. God. And I'm like this. Telling them, like, listen, motherfuckers, I own this company.

Or what about, what if you have a tie, just a tie? Oh, yeah. Just a tie and a fedora. Yeah. And then they have to have sometimes women on like straddling on the motorcycle. Yes. Yes. Which wouldn't be your vibe.

Yes. There's a lot of motorcycle ones. or in a car with a door open and then the like is coming out like you know what I mean? Like if you're, the door's open and it's just like you're like getting out of the car

but you know what? Interesting though I will say like you know like they how do they keep coming up with new things? Like you know because I did a photo shoot and then I did a photo shoot with somebody and I thought it was great but then I did see like a year later

someone similar had done a photo shoot and it was the exact same stuff. Oh. And I just kind of was like, oh, well, no, that's kind of, you know, like, like, it was just like a sweater like this. Like a sweater ones. Like a sweater. Like a sweater. That one.

That's good. When I did the sweater, I'm like, I'm actually never wearing a sweater. Like, I'm never like wearing a sweater and like cuddling. Like I'm always. Yeah. Like with bunnies. Yeah. Sweater and the rabbit.

And there's a rabbit right next to you. a headshot. No, just like I'm thinking. Just, yeah. Thinking. Anyway, girls. Playboys still existed though. I want you to know.

It does still exist. It'd be open legs podcast, Mike. Oh, yeah. Telling you. A hundred person. Well, I feel like that is about most of the podcast right now are like, that's the thumbnail. Drake is somewhere.

And it's like unfiltered. No. No pants. We're going to tell it all while you stick it in. Yeah. And we push it out. Stick it in your ear.

We don't care. Girls. Oh, I think we have to go. Oh, speaking of Cesar R and Sacks. I just want to say for the record, Bonnie Blue, who Us Weekly writes about and everybody else,

she is this English, she has an English accent, so I assume she's from whatever, England. And she has faked her pregnancy several times. This time she says she's actually pregnant. She doesn't know who the dad is because she does these thousand person allegedly like breaking the record train sessions where we just see like guys in masks standing there.

And I've never seen the actual content. I've only seen the photos that Us Weekly puts up. Just like a people in line. And so now she's like, I just did another train or whatever. I just did another marathon. and they all were very gentle, like, because I'm pregnant. And I think it's all rage bait. I think it's all fake.

I don't, I'm just going on the record. I don't think she's doing this. Because how have we never heard from one of the people that have participated? Why are they not on Theo Vaughn giving their testimony? Like, why aren't they like, I can't believe that with, that there isn't one that's like, hey, even if he has a mask on, I did it. This is where I showed up. I was number 43. we actually went with, I think this is all a stupid rage bait scam.

It's like a sigh off. And we're going to have to see this fucking documentary six months from now. That's what I think. That's crazy. I've never thought of that. I haven't either. I thought she wasn't really pregnant and she said she didn't know who the dad was, but I thought those men standing in light in the heat, I bought that.

Because isn't there a full video of it or no? I don't know. But I mean, I don't know if there is. Someone tell me I'm not, I don't want to go find out and have that search on my fucking phone. But like, I just think it's, I think it's a bullshit thing and I'm sick of it. And I'm like, but whatever, she's rage baiting. She'll make her money and then she'll just disappear.

She'll just disappear and live on a farm. If it's real, how sad is it? I would be happy if it wasn't real. I wanted to not be real. I wanted to be the most hilarious rage bait scam. I hope so. And that she's just a pretty brilliant girl. Good, I hope so.

Who did this thing, who hired the guys in the mask. Yep. Who made this whole fake thing. Who's had this publicity machine. and then she'll just go, this was all a scam, I've made $20 million, and I'm gonna go live on a farm in England.

Yeah, I hope so. And throw her phone in a river. Yes, I hope so. That's what I want. Can you imagine, though, if you're a girl in your life and you start dating this guy and you, like, really fall for him and stuff?

And then he's like, I have something to tell you. Just like funny. I just like, like, was one of a thousand guys that fucked a girl in a video who was number 42 when I was wearing a mask. What would you do? What would you do? You, and that's a thousand men. I mean, the first thing I would kind of, I'd have to be like, what, what, what, yeah, I mean, I want to know, like, I understand there's this like male mentality that, like, you know, like, you know, if your friend dropped off a bridge, would you, you know, like, so.

You stood naked with your dick out in a line of men with a mask on and you went to a woman. It's because these, it's not her, these things do happen. No, I mean, this stuff did happen with, like, Houston and all these other, like, like, Houston and all these other, like. famous porn stars back in the day. But what do you do with that guy? So maybe, but I think she got the idea from old porn stars and I think this is all fake. I hope so. I hope you're right.

I do just imagine though. I just think men hear that there's a woman laying on a bed with her legs open across town and they're like, I've got 15. They can't resist. In line with a, even if you were, there were five other men. Now you're standing there. Yeah, go to the bunny ranch at that point. What are you doing with your life? Go.

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