Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Brandy and Julie on The Traitors, Real Housewives and Climbers

Episode Date: January 29, 2026

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And cereal sister You'll be addicted and addicted fast To the Juicy Scoop Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop Again, I don't know that you guys deserve This week because I also have your Favorite Funny Gals Brandy Howard, Julie

Goldman, stars of dumb gay podcast of stage, theater, film, television, couch, commentary, and fashion. Brandy is decked out in Chanel. Julie is decked out in Fendi, and I'm decked out

in real Lulu Lemon. Oh, thank you. Authentic. Thank you so much. And these these Nike shoes that are on their last leg. I should have, I was going to wear your Gucci ones that you got me, because you guys are such a fashion-forward people, but threw these on first.

Well, I'm coming over to your home. We are having... And I'm going to be cleaning them. Oh, great. I'm going to spruce them up for you. Can we also, if you're in the mood? Okay. It sounds like you might be.

My restoration hardware white couches, I don't know what they said, I've heard I could have someone come over from restoration. I've heard you've got to do a third bleach, a third water, and it all comes up. I don't know what to do, but it's like bumming me out. Yeah, we can troubleshoot that. We can talk all about it.

Sounds like a fun time. I thought we were going to have like a sexy weekend. First of all, I want to say something very exciting. We are part of Netflix's joke. The show sold out in less than 24 hours. That is absolutely amazing. And it's because Brandi and Julia are with me and the fabulous Chris Franjola. And we're doing a live juicy sco.

So, so excited. And I want to thank everybody for jumping on it using the code, getting everything early. And we're, it's going to be a blast. I mean, local in L.A. So exciting. With all the heavy hitters of juicy. Let me have you here and put you on the spot. Okay.

Do you want to maybe get a hotel room after? Yes. And do a recap sleepover. Oh. Like we, everyone loved that from Vegas. and then that'll be our like Tuesday show because this is not for public consumption unless you're sitting in a seat.

Only if that room is at the Chateau Marmont and we almost die. Why would we almost die? From all of the drinking we would do. Oh, okay, I think Peter found a deal somewhere else. Oh, we could do the Roosevelt. The Roosevelt's fun too. Hey, if one of you, uh, hotelieres are listening to this

and you want to reach out. Yeah. We would like to do a post-mortem live juicy scoop towel from the bed. Cut to us in Vegas. Like we did in Vegas. The standard hotel that Peter got to tell you. Or downtown. We're like, why are we driving downtown?

It'll be close to the Avalon. We don't know what we're going to do, people. The point is, it's May 9th. It's all about it. 7 p.m. sold out. Also, I will be at Wise Guys doing stand-up. That's in Salt Lake City. And that is in March.

And they just put it on their website. and I will have it on my website at Heather MacDonald.net. So check that out. Let's say we would be there too drinking dirty coax with mom talk. However, we're going to be in Minneapolis because you did ask us. I did invite you guys.

You would have gone in a second, but unfortunately we'll be in Minneapolis, Minnesota, doing nightmare on Strip Street. And living in a nightmare. It doesn't appropriate. Yeah, exactly. But by then, hopefully the nightmare is not. Hopefully it'll be a joyish.

And they need some fun. Okay. So speaking of selling out and who didn't, Megan Markle and Harry, they are at Sundance and they have she has something to do. She's an executive producer of a documentary, which I'm sure is a delightful documentary. It's called Cookie Queen. And it's about Girl Scouts selling cookies. So, you know, Megan's always quick to jump on the fact that she's had 18 jobs before she

turned 12. And this was one of them. I guess she sold the cookies. And so she's part of it. And, you know, they're always the talk of the town when they're there, where they, you know, hanging out with each other. What's going on? What is she going to do next?

And, but they did not sell out their show. They had over 150 seats left. Not like us. Not like us. Now, I will say for those of us who are L.A., you know, even adjacent, born and bred, or even have lived here like Julie now for like 20 years, you really do the Girl Scout game in L.A.,

the Girl Scout cookie game, it is, these people like they practically work on Wall Street. It's, they're selling crypto. The girls'outs, little Girl Scouts when my sons were in school, some mom finally figured it out and she targeted all the boy moms first.

Got and went and they were knocking on the door and every boy mom was hit up because there was no competition. and they were like, what cookies do you want? They knew when the boys would be home, said that the boys could then choose all their cookies. And that was really smart. They also knew to start going outside of dispensaries. Dispensaries. That's the new one. Which is a great idea. They were doing really well with that. Oh, my God. It's all, it's all brilliant. It's all brilliant marketing. My accountant sells them to me. I'm like, I've already got, I've got a roster of girls I'm buying from. I can't help you. But, I mean, I am mentoring, which that already sounds problematic. But a girl who's been in Girl Scouts the whole time since Brownies and Pixies, she's a Girl Scout and she's a senior, which you know you hate by the time you're senior. You're like your mom is forcing you at that point. But they went to, they went to the White House when she was a sophomore.

They went to Paris. Last year now as a senior, this gives you like a huge scholarship. So she like asked me. It's like an Eagle Scout, but a girl. Yeah. And so she's like mentor me. And I'm like, okay. And I'm always every year just like,

I want to just give them money and not take the Girl Scouts. Cookies. The cookies are hard. And, you know, some of these sales girls know what to do. They'll be like, can I get you on your last order from last year?

And would you like a half dozen or a dozen boxes? And you're like, oh, I'll think a dozen cookies. A dozen boxes. That's some really good sales moves, you know? That is good. It's really good. They get me when I see the moms or dads. and don't stop with a dad and this little daughter.

That'll make me buy some cookies. But when I go outside the supermarket and the moms are there with those little girls and I'm just like, fine, because you're so proud of your daughter. I'll buy some cookies. Like you can't help it to see them. So I think it's great. I'm sure the doc is fun and great. I don't mean to be snarky.

I just wanted to brag about myself. And I wonder if it didn't sell out just because it's Sundance. We're doing Lisa Barlow. We're Vita Tequila. I just think people have, you know, they can go to a few movies and that's maybe not the juiciest one to go see. Right. So one, like, so you're going to go to see someone else's. That's all. I just don't think people are that excited to see them as famous people like they were. That's what I think it is. I don't think like people really dislike them. I just think it's not special anymore for the prince and princess to be walking among us. It's just, it isn't. So it's like, oh, cool, you did a movie too. Well, I'm going to go to this one down. the road and like, good for you, Meg. Tell H. I said hi.

I just don't think it's like a big scoop anymore. Like, I don't think it even cares. And when Archie is, you know, giving them a Brooklyn Beckham, you know, scenario will all be checked back in. Exactly. You know, right. That's when it's going to get juicy. Or if we find out that actually it was Lilibet who filmed the Girl Scout cookie.

Because remember that happened last week where they were seeing dancing around at a park. her and H. Oh, and it was because Lilibet took the phone. She's four. And then we're in the cell it on the phone.

And then Megan was like Lilibet, you little voyer. And then posted it. And then she posted it. Yeah, she posted it was like, look at my little sneaky poo.

She's a videographer for it for. Yeah. And that's why nobody... And that's definitely what happened. Yeah. Yeah. And that's why nobody went to see them at Sundance.

Yeah. Okay. As you know, this whole Justin Baldoni versus Blake lively and the Taylor Swift of it all. They have been releasing these text messages between Blake and Taylor. And they're doing a little at a time. It's like the Epstein files or like whatever. It's just like I don't, they're saving them.

They're just all of a sudden. And then an article comes out and there's more. There's just so much to go over. But obviously, yeah, Taylor's not loving this. She had to do it. She was subpoena. and she had to, you know, relinquish these text messages with her best girlfriend. And someone would argue like, whatever, it's two friends venting.

Your friend is on a movie set, Blake, telling you that the director is like a total fucking dork and so annoying and like has a man bun and acts like a feminist. And Taylor's being a supportive friend. That's one way to look at. The other way is, oh, my God, we now have an insight into two blonde, mean girls that are what is wrong with middle school people that don't grow up. So that is where we're on.

If somebody got my phone and looked up just our conversations or any friends' conversations? Don't involve Heather. Like, we have other groups. I will say we have other group chats where with and it would be involving a guy,

not you, Heather, where he'll come in with some rogue comment where I'm like, great. Now I'm involved. And I didn't say that and it's too far. Well, I do that. I'm the one who does that. No, but who goes too far in a tax-door group-time. Because I feel like it's somehow some safe space where I can do all my comedy.

And then I go like really far. Right. Because I think it's safe between people who. So the question still is Taylor being your best girlie who's like. Yes. Yeah, you're having a bad day. I'm totally on your back girl. Like, yes, he is annoying.

What do you need me to do? What do you need me to do? Did Taylor think this would end up two years later to be one of the biggest Hollywood lawsuits and that Taylor is being accused of high, sorry, Blake is being accused of hijacking the show and then, and her accusations of sexual harassment and all that are completely false? No. But she did keep her distance when this all came about. They haven't been photographed for a long time together. Are they still friends? obviously this is

bad. It's very stressful to think that all you need to double down on it though. I would think rather than if it were me, I mean you just have to be, you just have to own it. I would think. As Taylor. So what would you do as Taylor? So far she's just been silent. She did what she had to do

legally. She was cooperative. But we believe that canceled was about Blake lively. The song canceled. Yes. So I thought that was her first like dipping her toe into like, I'm not mad at her. And that was just my opinion

from listening to the song 9,000 times. Julie and I listened to that album front to back like a bunch of times. Does she have like a tour coming out or anything soon? Or is she kind of on a break. She's doing like her wedding. This is what needs to happen.

Okay. She needs to fuck Travis. She needs to then put pillows under her pelvis and lift up her legs. Oh. And do that for 30 minutes and hope to get pregnant. Because nothing stops hatred and cancellation quicker than a girl in love who's pregnant.

Shout out Stasi. Shout out to Stossi. So you're already engaged. You're in your early or mid-30s, so times a ticking. And this just takes away from it all. It's so true. So get pregnant or have the surprise wedding. Just do that, never mention this.

And then it's fine. You'll still be the biggest. music star ever. The other stuff that's now being kind of examined is the Scooter Braun of it all. Like now that people, now people are really investigating going, was Scooter Braun a total villain or did he, um, he was like part of a company that she had already sold like, no, she'd already like, okay, when she signed, that's how I'm understanding and I'm probably getting wrong. She signs with this record label. Part of that contract is they could, they own the stuff and they could take it. That company gets bought by somebody else that then he is a part of. So then he had the

right to the music. He really didn't do anything wrong. And her own dad benefited and got like $15 million from that sale. But then some people believe she came out all victiming being like, oh my God, this man took my music. So now I'm going to redo all my songs and release them my own way because I have no rights to these songs. F-U Scooter Braun. And now people are like really looking at the course, the events of it. And they're like, maybe Scooter Braun.

Scooter Braun actually did nothing wrong. He did, though. He's a piece of shit. Okay. Yeah, 100%. I'm not saying I know what's going on. I'm saying what I'm seeing. There's a documentary.

Seeing in the hood and by hood, I mean TikTok. Yeah, there's a documentary. The issue with going on right now is that Taylor Swift had a backlash because of the Blake lively thing. Then she came out with, of a showgirl, which nobody was feeling except for basically Julie and I and approximately three other people. We like it a lot.

Oh, every song except one. And people were just ready to take her down. The level that people went in on the album and were like reading into lyrics and making them into problematic lyrics and all this stuff. She was just, she got over exposed. We were tired of a 17 year tour that never ended. I mean, Julie and I went through and you went through a very sort of dark period. personally with like our personal relationships and friendships.

And two years later, the bitch was still on tour. I was like, when is this going to go? Like every time you go to New City, I'm triggered back into like these problems I went through in 2023. So she never ended that damn tour. And then right after she releases this album, which, you know, a lot of people didn't like. And then she gets engaged and it's just like, all right, already.

Like go off and like live in like, you know, Turks and Kekos for six months. and lay on the beach with your pregnant belly. Yes. And I think that would be good. I think she's overexposed and TikTok is sick of her. And then a whole other album could kind of be about motherhood and pregnancy without actually saying it. And then everyone could relate to it because either you are a mother or you're a daughter.

You're either one or the other. So you've got to relate to that. That's right. Either you've given birth or you've been birthed. That's right. Everyone can relate. And you know it'll start with. I've been waiting for you

my whole life my love of my life You know what I mean? Well, that reminds me of And also that Thumb thumb thumb Actually that means the heartbeat The first time she went for an ultrasound

And heard a heartbeat Yeah and that's what the song's called Yeah heartbeat The way you guys are in your head voice Yeah Does remind me of When Britney Spears Did the reality show

Chaotic or whatever With Kevin Betterline And everyone was like huh, it's a slightly uncomfortable and unsafe and distasteful. Then she got pregnant and then did the song at the piano in the white flowing thing to the baby, which sounded much like Thumb, Thump, Thump, Tharp. You are my heartbeat. Do you know how mad I am that I was not at this level of stand-up while I was pregnant?

Because the amount of female comedians are literally waiting to do their specials, why they're seven months plus pregnant. Like now if you're a female and you're a mother and you do a stand-up special and you're not visibly pregnant, they're like, ew, what's wrong with you? Yeah, why? And I'm like, but I was. Like I actually did it. Like I did it. I just wasn't like, didn't have a special at the time.

Yeah. You could wear a fake belly. You could. That's what's going to be. It's going to be making up for lost thirst moments. Then go back and do all the old material. Welcome to my making up for lost thirst moments tour. Yeah.

2026. Or pregnancy era. It's manifest mama. It's going to be the story. And you still be pregnant for that. Because I manifested a baby in my 50s. And I'm manifesting, getting pregnant. Yep.

Okay, let's move on. I did have a really boring Saturday night with nothing to do. And I watched the skyscraper guy, Alex Honnold. And I know he had the movie Free Solo. That was another one where I. where Peter and the Boys went and I went to a different movie theater and saw an awful movie with Matthew McConaughey.

It's one of the worst movies he's ever done. What is it? I thought it was so juicy. I thought it was about him and his wife and she got, she was killed or something. In the end, it was like based on a little kid like playing like a Fortnite game and they were stuck in the game.

It was the worst movie. Look up Matthew McCona Hayes. Like, wait, if you, here me, could you just look, wait, You do it. Matthew McConaughey, worst movie ever. And I like, they went and saw a free solo. Anyway, you have to put a worst movie ever so we can see a thing. Matthew McConaughey, worst.

Nobody knows how to spell McConaughey too. Worst movie ever. But I will say this skyscraper thing. So for those that don't know, you don't need to see it because he lived. But the whole point was watch it live in case he falls off and dies. Yes. You will have seen it. He's 40 years old.

He's obviously an incredible shape. He climbed the tallest building in the wall. building in the world. It's in like Singapore. In Taiwan, I think. Okay. Something. It's unbelievable.

I want to watch it. And so he's on metal, climbing up metal. And then like he has to, he could. I mean, I first say it rained. It was supposed to come on the night before or earlier in the day. And it rained. So now the building's wet. It's metal and it's slick.

So they're like, let's just wait for it to drive for three hours. So now you're going and do it. I'm watching it and I just did a quick little like Instagram real and I just said, is this guy's mother alive? Because this is such a nightmare. I can't watch it. This is the most any mother of any child, but especially a boy that does risky shit. It is fucking terrifying to watch.

Anyway, inside edition used my video. And they just called me one woman said. And I'm like, that's when you know that you haven't made it. Well, that's the name of yours. And they put my tiny little thing. at Heather McDonald, but not comedian to Heather McDonald. Oh, I follow Heather McDonald. That was funny. No, just a woman.

I'm just a woman that made a stupid comment. Well, one woman said is the name of your next book. Can I say... One woman said, chapter one. Manifesting my pregnancy of my baby. I'm honestly more shocked and stunned and flabbergasted that you had nothing to do on a Saturday night.

Well, I'm saving up for this weekend. Okay. And so anyway, he was, he just had like a little chalk in his back pocket. And so then he'd go on slick metal and just kept going up. And then he finally got to the top, top, tippy top and climbed up there. And literally the circle was smaller than this coffee table that he was standing on. And I'm like, I can't believe that the wind couldn't just blow him off. No, no ties or anything, what do you call it?

No rope, no nothing. I have anxiety thinking about it. I need to watch it for that. I can't wait. To climb on the metal. So it's like he had steps, but in between the steps, he had to make his own, he had to cling like a Spider-Man in between with just these shoes.

Then every fifth like break, he would then kind of clean off the shoe. He did it all in like an hour and a half. And then he revealed how much he was paid. Oh, how much was he paid? How much do you think? I'm going to let you guess. $100 million.

Okay. I would say, I was going to say $16 million. $500,000 total. One and done. That's it? Yes. $500,000. $500,000.

And this is why he's an asshole. He is the biggest asshole. He's doing for free. And he's married with two kids, by the way. I know. The thing is with that movie free solo. Yeah. Which is very, I enjoyed the movie.

I think it's super interesting. And it's, if this stressed, the whole thing is just stress. And, but the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, wait, did we ever find the worst movie of Matthew McConaughey? Uh, well, according to Google. Yeah. Sorry. Is it called tiptoes? No. Is it called surfer dude? No. Is it called sea of trees? No. What the fuck? A movie did you see? Is it called Dark Tower? No. Is it called Serenity? Yes. Noted for having one of the most absurd and confusing plot twist in recent memory. Serenity. 2019 film. Starring Matthew.

McConaughey as Baker Dill, a fishing boat captain in Maritius, whose life is upended when his ex-wife, Anne Hathaway, asks him to murder her abusive new husband. You hear that tagline. And you would think, Heather, leave Free Solo with your boring two sons and husband and go rum, rub one out to Matthew McConaughey. You're killing his wife's new wife. Hi, guys. I'm going to watch Matthew McConaughey kill Anne Hathaway's husband.

murder ex-wife Hot people By the sea I thought it was going to be Everything I wanted And then basically at the end It was like an episode of an old Twilight somewhere Kid is just like playing a game

I No that's not allowed And it was in his game It was the worst Okay going back about free solo Why is it a hell The thing again You're watching him climb

mountain after mountain it's astounding. But the point of the movie really is what an ginormous asshole he is. And all of them are. Who is he an asshole too? He has a girlfriend, he's the people he's around, he also

like, he's sort of like the head of like a community of people who do this kind of climbing without any ropes. And so they're all kind of assholes. They all are because they're very arrogant. Yeah. People around them are scared shit list, the mothers, the girlfriends, the wives,

the kids, they have, a lot of them have kids. He doesn't have kids yet and free solo. Highly recommend it. It's way less stressful than that. When I saw him standing on top of the building and I just saw, I was like this, anyone who watched that as a sociopath and like, he should be put in jail. Because I was traumatized, but the movie is different because he's

in these cliffs and mountains, but he basically gets this girlfriend and he's like eating beans in a, you know, he lives in a trailer. But it's like a whole lifestyle. But he starts to, what I thought was fascinating is going to start to train her to do it a little. She was already interested in it. She was kind of like a groupie who followed him on book tours. Right. And they're still married.

They get married in the thing. But when they first get together, she's a groupie and you're just kind of like, annoyed by her. But then she's learning with him. And when you first learn, you're connected to each other, I guess, these ropes. And she connects the ropes. wrong and he falls and he gets like a very serious injury and in the middle of the movie you're like oh great like he's not going to be able to ever climb again and then he's kind of resentful of

her but they make it through that so their relationship and the journey of their relationship and that's who his wife is now yeah so that's interesting oh my god i can't even about like there is this really funny trend that i totally did on peter that i saw these videos up where men are just like sitting doing something they're at their desk they're in the kitchen and they're just like watching TV. And then the women to fuck with them will just go in the garage and take a full ladder

and just walk past them and go upstairs. And they're like, what the fuck are you doing? And so like, that's so good for Peter. So I'm not film it, but I totally did it. I took a chainsaw. And I just am like, why? He's like, what are you doing? And I'm like, don't worry about it.

And I can't, like, nothing made sense. A chainsaw, like a one glove, like a handripper. like all the, and I'm like, what? I know what I'm doing? He's like, wait, he's like, Drake, what is she doing? He's like, I don't know what she's doing.

I'm just like fucking with them. I love that. I'm like, if I did anything wrong like that, like I didn't do something like in a, where, whatever it's like he's, whatever he asked me to do any kind of help. I'm like, it's so triggering because my dad, once I could drive, my dad would send me to Ace Hardware to get stuff. Oh, my God. I came back ever for.

It would take four trips. And this is before I could take a photo or call him and go on FaceTime and go, hey, is this the right screw? Back and forth all the time. And there's always like 12 people working there for one customer and I'd still get it wrong. And I'm like, anything about that? I'm like, don't even ask me. Don't ask me to pick up this other end. I'm going to do it wrong.

Like, so now he just traumatizes the boys. And if they ever are helping him and they have their hands in their pockets, he loses his fucking mind. He's like, get your hands out of your pockets. And they're like, what? I'm just standing here. And so what I'm trying to have drink? It's like, what are you doing? Drake?

He was, just looking for pants with no pockets. Just so next time dad asks me to help him in the yard. I won't be accused of doing something wrong and disrespectful. I'm like, what is the problem? Like, ugh, no, but we're not raised construction workers. Leave us alone. No shit. I have that same exact thing.

And I would want to be with my dad so much. Like I was wanting to be around him so much. And he was a surgeon. So at his off time, he would tinker with the car. He did woodworking. He was very creative and he'd all the shit. So he'd be working on the car and be like, hey, Daddy, can I help you? And he's like, Daddy?

Daddy, can I help you? And he'd be like, yeah, give me the four quarter inch wrench. And I was like, okay. And I know I looked like I would know what that is, but I don't. And I would hand him something. And the level the man would lose his shit. like it was as if I had shoved it up his house. It was as if I had smashed the car window and driven over him and away.

And then got married. I mean, it, it's finally after 25 years. Now I'm just like, I don't know. Don't ask me to do something. I don't know. I'm really good at a lot of other fucking things. This isn't one of them. So don't ask me to help.

Nat's, that took me a long time to finally. That's good. I finally found my voice about. you go chapter two i'm with teeter i'm like can you act with urgency please julie's like do the ex or juice something she doesn't go fast enough randy's just like a husband but okay well speaking of the juicy shit here the traders okay i talked a little bit about a couple weeks ago colton former bachelor had 25 girlfriends was secretly gay got engaged and we have been reminded that he was stalking that girlfriend once she probably realized something was wrong,

and he hadn't come out yet. So instead, he tortured her for about a year or a tractor, put a tracker at her car, and sent horrible messages to her on a text. Also sent horrible messages to himself to kind of like Jesse Smollett, the situation and be a victim. And anyway, then he's like, I'm gay, and everybody's like, oh, you're all forgiven. We love you. They gave him a bunch of shows. He's on traitors, and he's pretty entertaining on traitors.

He's pretty attractive. He's really leaned into being a gay guy now. Like he, like, dresses kind of fancily. And, like, he's like, you know. And there's a lot of gay people on this cast. So there's a lot of competition in, like, the outfits and stuff. Anyway. But did you stalk a girl?

Because I did. Yeah. Well, Lisa Ritter. Now, here's the thing about the show, if you've never watched. Oh, great. They show us who the traders are. So we're watching. it, they don't know. So there's no spoilers if you have watched it. And Lisa Renna, they made her a

traitor, thank God, along with Candace and this other cutie name Ron from some other show. And so it's three traitors and everyone else is faithfuls. And then it's all trying to guess who should we kick out. And obviously they want to kick out a traitor. And I think the guy's name might be Rob. Rob. Rob. Okay, well, they've kicked out only faithfuls or whatever. Yeah, always. So Holton is smart and he knows it's Lisa Renna and he's like, I think it's Lisa Renna. And she's like, and so they kind of go at it and he does this thing that to do to a reality star, I think, especially a housewife, she gets like sassy with him or something. And he goes, and he turns real housewifie. He wants to be a housewife now.

He's really leaned into this life of his. and he's like, oh, finally, we see a little feciness out of you. Uh-huh. Finally, we're getting something, almost criticizing her for being boring. And she's like losing her mind and she's like, oh, you want housewifery? I'll tell you something. I've been in this business for 36 years. I was Lisa fucking Renna before housewives and I'm Lisa fucking Renna after.

So I got your number, Colton. and he's like, good. Let's see it. Let's do a little something for the cameras. Dance, little lady, dance. And she's like losing her mind. So as a show airs, she takes to social media. And she writes, let's talk about you being a stalker.

And then... I mean... This has come out. She's not the one who brought this out. A lot of people reminded us all a couple weeks ago. But she clearly didn't remember when she was in the house. You didn't remember when she's in the house. She didn't do any research on this guy.

And so now she sees everything and it's like, yeah, let's remember what a dicky was. So then poor little Colton is home, you know, shaking in his boots every time he opens his phone because everyone's like, yeah, you were a sick fuck. Like, why did you make this girl's life a nightmare weird out? It's definitely everywhere. And so then he cries and then they make a big announcement, you know, with the queen that runs the traitors. What's his name? be so great. Alan Cummings. And it's like the photo of Alan Coffey said it's like,

please we don't, we don't condone cyberbullying, leave our cast members alone, stand down little people, whatever. And then Lisa Ren is like, remember how they... Colton and I are great nemesis. Like, please leave him alone. I'm like, you're the one that like... Stop this. Like, they wanted a housewife

and I gave him a housewife. But remember when they did this, had to do this on Love Island with Ariana? She had to come and say, please don't bully our cast and stop cyber bullying people in the cast. And like, it's crazy how these peacock, you know, ensemble shows are getting like, the internet is just ripping these people apart to the point where they have to go on and

say, please leave them alone. This is just a game. Right. It's just a game. But I mean, listen, this is what it is. I mean, we've talked about Jacques with Jacques from Daily Mail, but also Australian. They've been doing this with Australian reality shows for years where they literally hijack their social media.

They don't let them see it. let them, they hire someone to take care of it all. And so that you don't see any hate. But also at the same time, it's like, you got to know this is going to happen. And, and, but look, it's very hard not to look at. Now, Ron Funchis, who's like, he was great comedian. I knew him from his days on Chelsea. He's been on this show a long time ago. He's very lovely, sweet, like, very, very sweet, very soft-spoken. He has a girlfriend and a baby and a son from a previous relationship who is, who has autism and severely autistic.

And anyway, that's always been his thing. He's always been super lovely and funny. So he, like everyone hated him on the show because he like pushed for Portia to get kicked out or whatever. And he's like, I know I'm going home. I know I'm going home to my wife and kids. And I don't really care. And so, you know, of course, Lisa Rina is pushing for him because she just doesn't want the heat on her.

So she's the traitor. But at one point, Durinda, he said, Trader Star Ron Funches claims Durinda Melody made truly terrible comments that were edited out. And I read the article. I don't know what she said, but he does not like her. He says she's not a nice person. and now he realizes, because everyone commented on his behavior, that he too has autism. Was it self-diagnosed? No, he said it was since people were watching it and seeing that he thought he was

communicating a certain way to the people and then they were like not receiving him the way he wanted to be received. So he's like, oh, I, and then all the audience was like, I think you have autism. And so then he's like, I guess I do, like a very different, you know, on the spectrum, but like whatever. And she said something like, we're just trying to get to know you, Ron. And he, I don't know, took offense to that or something. And he's just like, you don't need to know me. Like, leave me alone.

He just thought she was a bitch. But he didn't really say what her bitchiness was, Derinda. And did he just mean she was a bitch. And we all know that. But he did say she had a turkey base, Stry Kinsley. Why don't you get turkey baser and sticking up your twat? Since you don't have, can't have any babies of your own. You know what I'm saying?

You know, I like a martini. Martinis? I like nipples. Twos are good. Three's a problem. Never forget. He said she said something specific, right? Not just that she was a bitch.

But when I read the article, there wasn't anything. There wasn't something specific. And it's not good to do that because we always assume the worst. Rather than, not that anything is, you know, but they're really terrible. What are you saying? Did she say something racist or, you know, or against your autistic child? Yeah.

Is it possible for someone just to be a bitch? Yes, I'm one every day. I know, I know. Oh, okay. But I mean, not her. With him. Like, is it possible that you're in a stressful situation? You might be a socially awkward person.

You have anxiety. You're soft-spoken, sweet person. And maybe it just wasn't vibing. I don't know. Why is everything on a spectrum? Look, I think what it is, is like here you are, you're a faithful, okay?

So you're like, like I said, three are traitors and like 12 are faithfuls. And then it just feels like the ultimate, like bullying moment. You're in this like thing. You don't have a phone. You can't read.

You have to do all these other things. And everyone's just like, we think it's you. We think you're lying. We think you're lying. We think you're a traitor. And you're like, I'm not lying. So by the time you leave,

you're like, I fucking hate these people. Yeah. Then you come home. and you're watching this thing, and you're like, why did my agent talk me into doing this stupid thing? Like, now I'm just pissed.

Now you think you're autistic, though. And now I'm autistic. I'm pissed and I'm autistic. This is what I'm getting at. Yeah, you're pististic. Like, you went into the show and you left thinking you're autistic. You know what it is.

It's traumatistic. It's traumatistic. Like, that's what I'm trying to get at. Like, and that is the thing about this game. It is a, this game is a game of bullying. Remember the first season with Kate Chastay and and Brandy. First they kick Brandy Glanville off or they kick, they kick Rez off. Now, Kate Chastain's there alone and they are hammering on Kate Chastain. And she is not to be trifled with. Like,

that bitch is hardcore. And she sat there with them and she was just like, I'm not a traitor and you're all idiots. And they'd already been wrong about Reza and then Brandy. Yeah. But then she started just being like, actually, why am I fighting to be here? This is like literal living and hell. Well, like what Colton did is he goes into the room where it's Candace and Lisa Rina, who are housewives, and they're both traitors. And he goes, I help you murder me. I help you murder me because then everyone will know I was right, which is really smart. So now they're like, fuck, we can't murder this fucker because we're his target. So he'll be like, just so you guys know, if I die tonight.

it's not any of you because I didn't put my fingers at you I put them at them. So it's pretty smart how he did that which I'm sure people have done in the past. Whatever. I've watched it some seasons on off in the middle. But now I just caught on to the latest

because I'm like, I don't need to watch the old because I know got kicked out. Yeah, nobody seen Michael Rappaport close eating his salad or whatever. He got the boot. Yeah. Well then we would get that we would go into that house

and leave with, I don't know how many different diseases then. Because I would do, I would love to do traitors and I would like to do Mass Singer. Those are the two I'd like to do. You definitely should do both of those. Would you do? We already decided, let's give them something. That's what we really want to be.

What do you want your character to be though? Dressed as like, are you like a peacock or a cute bunny? I would just take whatever that has. I mean, they're running out of things. I don't know what else. I don't know what would signify an Irish clover. Oh. A leprecha.

I don't know what I am. I'm kind of nothing. I'm imagining something like that has gold things. that come up. Like maybe you're like a seahorse or a sea horse or like a daisy or something. I don't know. And then, yeah, we'll see. And what was the other show?

Oh, this show. This one. Would you be okay mentally on the show? Oh, yeah. Okay. She's a sociopath who watched the climbing of the guy up the side of the building. Also, I don't think I'd be, I don't think I would be like overly upset if they kicked me out and I wasn't a traitor.

No, it's not like, okay, you guys were wrong. Like, why would I, why would that make me so much? bad. Like I'd be like, whatever. It just gets a personal. I'm just going to go home now. Like, I mean, I guess if you're like, my God, if you're going to like lose your house unless you get $250, then sure, I guess the stakes are higher. But for me, I'd be like, I just can't believe someone how to me be on this show. I've got nothing to lose. I'm in the corner all like, like, and like looking and you're like, fuck you. I'm not a

traitor, losers. But then what if you are? Like, I wouldn't even want to be a traitor because that's when now you're really just. I don't know. What can they say about you that you're a liar like who cares yeah that's true like i don't know it's like yeah it's not like they want to get rid of me because you know they're saying something that's not like true or whatever and they don't sleep in the castle or anything no so i would just get triggered by the way someone's looking at me yeah like why you looking at me like that would you want to be a traitor or be regular faithful oh i'd rather be the traitor yeah otherwise i don't think it's that fun and you're not doing any trickery or anything like i don't even get you

I guess you're trying, I guess you're trying to figure out who's a liar or whatever. But no. Okay. So we were all rooting for you. Yes, we were. Because Netflix is doing a documentary on another thing that we've all lived through. And it won't be that exciting. And that is America's next top model.

And Tower Banks is part of it. Probably because she wants to say like, yeah, I was a fucking bitch, but you guys all watched it. So leave me the fuck alone. So another one of those horrible reality shows along with like, biggest loser, the swan. The swan. I wish they brought the swan back.

You think you're hot with Lorenzo Lomas would do a a thing and go look at that a pointer. A fat over there. And what they thought was like a plus size person was like a size six. In front of like a live audience. Like on a stage. Have you seen the trailer for this because it point blank? In the trailer alone they're like, okay you guys, you're going to switch races.

and then they show like Jay or what are there because there's Jay and then they're both named Jay but both them were like this right oh and then they even show Tyra Banks even so many times just being like yeah I mean I was horrible but you guys wanted it and she said exactly to a T what you said like she says

I was awful I pushed it too far I was being pushed and everybody wanted it and the stakes just raised and raised people are like in the hospital we had her whole crew come on to Chelsea lately because they all of a sudden

moved to New York and so the crew was like, and she later like, they found out like that day they were like driving in a lot and they're like oh by the way the show like moved to New York and they're like what? So we got like her makeup artist and stuff and they said she was so cheap that like their bonuses were $5 gift cards to like iTunes.

Oh. Allegedly that's what I was told. That was their Christmas bonus. That is one thing I would not. I would rather people going around saying I was a bitch. about being cheap and stuff, it's all true. I didn't remember that. To be cheap and to be thrifty and get like a deal. And then there's another that where you like are a bad tipper.

It's two different things. Two different things. And that's why again, not to go back to Taylor Swift while she, she gave that money to her people. To me, that was, I don't care what she's texting. She can do, she's like for me. She understands a sacrifice. She understands that it's a timely thing. You're a dancer on a tour.

Like, you're giving up so much. You're not going to be able to do this for the next 30 years. Like it's hard on your body. She's a huge tipper in restaurants too. They'll take a picture of the, yeah. And to the truck driver and to the, she just understood what people. I just thought, I just thought like, that's it. I'm good with you.

Yeah. And then that's amazing. She's trying to be a good friend of Blake. Look how that paid out. Exactly. Well, I'd 100% rather somebody say, I'd rather someone say she's a bitch or she was drunk, which always does happen, both of those things, then like, oh, she's. We're not always talking about you.

She's cheap. She's cheap or she's a bad tipper. I would just hate that. That's going to come out in this documentary that she's like cheap. No, I don't know that it will. I'm just telling you a tidbit of some juicy scoop from me from my life. But anyway, we'll see. I mean, oh, but you know the other girl that also, Adrian Curry?

She went on to do a bunch of shows, surreal life. She married Peter Brady from the Brady bunch, got divorced from him. now she just does pretty interesting Instagram stuff, letting her hair go gray. She lives on like some farm or something. She lives in Montana. Anyway, she said, I'm not part of it. They asked me and I was like, no way.

Oh. That's too bad. I feel like, why not? Yeah, why not? Like, you're not living a private life. Like, you, why know? I mean, that's dumb. If you were my friend in Montana, I'd be like,

go do it. You're trying to get followers. You'll get a couple hundred thousand just from people being reminded that you're like a cool, interesting person. Yeah. That is such a cut off your nose, bite your face kind of thing. Like, oh, I don't need it.

You're not going to pay me. Whether you're a housewife or whatever, when they ask you to go to something, go to it. Yep. And tell your story. Agreed. Yeah.

I mean, I wonder if Eva Marcell from housewives, so she was a big one too, who won. Yeah, that she would be smart to do it. I absolutely love Warby Parker. Nothing comes close to the quality,

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Okay, Sydney Sweeney has a lingerie line And she went to the Hollywood sign And she was trying to put bras on it And obviously it was like a stunt to get us to talk about it She did have a permit to film But not the rights obviously to touch the sign And you know, I don't think she's worried about it I mean it's a calculated publicity stunt

And And then I guess Euphoria comes back and it's like five years in the future and she has an only fan's account. It's all be kind of fun. Yeah. I love that they're jumping five years in the future. They have to.

Yeah, they have to because it's been so long. I thought Jeff Bezos was an investor in this. Yes. He is. Yeah. And so it's lingerie, you know, and I'm sorry, but like you're not going to look like her. Nope.

In it. The bras and the video looked a little bit matronly to me. She has such big boobs. Yeah. like big cups. She's been the face of so many different ads and stuff, but I guess this is this one than she owns. And I don't blame her.

You know, it's like, you know what? You got to make the money while you make it. But I feel like if you're trying to, I don't know, I think it's like one of those things where you should establish like a little bit more in the acting world before you do 29,000 products. But whatever, who am I to talk about? Those titties are titting.

All right. Real Housewives of Potomac. They are showing, I guess, is a preview for next week, right? Yes. They pick up Karen from the prison and she, you know, was able to have somebody do her braids

and she is walking out way more lesbian. Yes. Like the walk was like, should a blazer, she had big ass jeans. She didn't have heels on. But just the walk,

the hard walk. The hard walk said, you know what? Don't fuck with me. I've been getting some massages upstairs and downstairs. And then the question was, where is Ray and whatever?

Can I ask you, did you, I never saw, and I did look, I never saw photos of her leaving the prison. No, I don't, I,

she gets in the car with the cameras, takes off her sunglasses and she has lashes. So there was, I think this is like a reenactment. Because how did she get her lashes? Well,

and also, and her lip is, makeup. You can't do that in prison. And her look freshly done. Freshly plumped. And you can see right here, she does end up saying in the preview that for next week, so they did the whole finale. To remind you guys who don't watch the show, she went to prison for her fourth DUI. Yes. She ended was in like, I think two of those DUIs was in actual accidents. Yes. So she, they do the whole finale where it's like, Wendy and. Oh, right. Fucking Larry with Eddie were a rest of them.

for fraud, you know, face 15 years in jail or whatever. Then they do, Giselle. She's still looking for her man or whatever, all the things. And then you're like, okay, yes, the finale's next week. I mean, the reunion's next week. And they're like, nope, on next week's season finale. And it's like, what? And then it's Karen getting out of the thing.

On a prison. And she, in a thing that none of us saw with the lashes, with the makeup, with the outfit, with a fake paparazzi all staged round. And I'm like, we never saw her. this is a reenactment. Then they go and say the other inmates, her cellmates and friends

cut off their hair and gave her their hair so she could do those braids. Do you really think that's true? I don't know because that's like out of a fable. Or maybe like what you're talking about? It's just a story from the Bible. It's Corinthians

1, 2, 7. And Mary Donned And Rachel. That love story. They're like my mom told me where it's like It was a poor couple And the girl had beautiful, beautiful hair And the guy sold his

He sold something to buy this beautiful comb For her hair to put in her hair. And then she cut off all her hair To sell her hair to buy him a gift. It's called like the gift. And they both are like here And then she's like bald And he has a cock ring

Yeah That he uses with someone else Because now she's bald That he uses with his boyfriend And his name is Colton Oh my God I mean I kind of believe it

Yeah I mean Maybe they did it and they reenacted it So that she could tell the story They're not allowed to wear wigs in there. So if people grew their hair out and braids, they would cut them, and then re-braid it. So you'd have like this much hair, then you'd have a thing hair, and then you just get the braids together. Because they are different colors.

Yeah. So, yeah, they gave it to her because she was probably... They were like, the people are like, listen, I may never get out of here, but I want my hair to have a good time. Right. I want my hair at the reunion. And then all of a sudden she's wearing a different wig at the reunion. and they're like, I thought you said, my two braids, we're going to meet Andy Cohen. Yeah, exactly.

You bitch. Have you ever seen the Martha Stewart documentary about her? Yes, I loved the dog. Like, there's so many stories even with Teresa where by the time they get out, it's like, I can imagine myself. And like, again, it is always about me. Being like kind of salty and bitchy, like, because somebody's getting out and I'm still there forever. But they're always so supportive when someone gets out.

They're just like, yeah, they're just like, fuck. Yeah, man. You're out. You're free. I believe Karen, one million percent, was the Grand Dame in there. And I think she held, I think, and Teresa, for sure. Yeah, we know Teresa got massages. 100% the boss. And Martha Stewart is definitely the boss. I mean, I think the kind of girl that should be scared to go to prison is like a young, pretty, you know, rich girl. That's, but I now, I used to be scared, but now that I'm not that young.

I think I would be just as popular as a real housewife in the end. I do. And also, I'd be like imitating the guards. Free rehab. I'd be telling their story. I'd be giving anti-advice. I'd be, yeah.

You'd start the first prison podcast ever made. I'd be like, here, Shannon, talk to this girl. Help get her out. Shannon would be like, fuck, I just want to talk to you. I definitely thought that Karen was just like, you know what? Marie, I'm going to talk to Roy, or what's the husband's name?

Ray. Ray. We're going to see what we can do. Oh, right, right. Like, you know, she's... None of you should be in here. She has so many connections. I mean...

Amazing. Okay. Oh, wait. I want to ask you, what is a scoop on Potomac? Because I have them watching. Stacey, who's like the QVC girl who had the fake boyfriend. What is the rumor that she's... They're saying that she's actually boned another cast member's husband? Yeah. It was Monique, who was on.

Right. Prior to. Who's going through divorce now. Yeah. And he was a football player. But she has not been on for like two or three or even more years. She got in the fight with Candice, who is the traitor. Okay.

Monique came back since Candice is gone. And then they just said that while Stacey, who's getting back with her husband, whose name is basically Timu. Yeah. Timu. Wait, Timmo. Timo. Yeah.

So she had like a fling or something. such as with Monique's husband while they were already a divorce and Monique didn't care. Monique didn't care but the cast is she denying it she is denying it. She's saying they never had sex.

Like hooked up like that but they hung out and they yeah they like know each other and we're friends. We're friends she's the best Stacey she's absolutely the best from QVC she can sell you anything this table is grounded including breathments

Well, apparently, I just can't believe it. We really wanted to meet her at PropaCon. She was accused of having bad breath by numerous cast members. And she just embraced it. She was like, she will not be faltered. She will not. She, nothing. And the thing is about, I always remember this from my days of working with Keennaver-Wain's,

he didn't love like a fart joke. He goes, because you cannot, it's about a smell. You have to be there. It doesn't translate over the screen. So I feel the same. I think going after her breath. Yeah, doesn't go anywhere unless you've actually smelled it. Right.

I have to agree. I have to disagree with Keenan, though, because a fart can also be a better noise. That is true. That's true. If it's a silent fart, then yeah. Then it's about the smell. Yeah. Yeah.

I don't like jokes about smells anyway. It grosses me out. But on this last fake finale, finale before the finale, Stacey is talking to Ashley and Giselle, who were the main two, who accused her. And I told Julie, I said, look what they're doing. And they're both like this. She's close talking to them.

Oh, they're covering their nostrils. They both are. Yeah. Wow. Now, that might be their thing because they were the ones who brought it to the table. So they're going to keep this storyline going. Yeah. But I don't know.

They haven't brought it up again. And it seems like they're all just dealing. Yeah. We love Stacy. Yeah. She said something about smoking. So at one point. Oh, she used to smoke.

So we had to quit. So we thought maybe she's secretly smoking, which can give... Yeah, not help with your breath? Yeah. Hmm, interesting. Okay, real housewives of Beverly Hills had a weird moment this past week where Rachel had a party and the new girl Amanda came. And the new girl Amanda revealed that she has a one child, she's a stepmother, then she has one child and then she had twins. And one of the twins, they were both born early.

but one of the twins passed five days after birth. So we share that moment where she talks to her husband about it and that the anniversary is coming because every time the one child turns one, then the anniversary of the other one passing is five days later. So if they go to the party and she does share it with Kyle that this is the anniversary, but then she's sitting there and, you know,

Doreet has her marching papers from the producers or whatever to bring up the fact that Amanda thinks that it's wrong. wrong for for Doreet to talk about PK as a dad. I was just like, I don't think that'll help with Custy. It's not a horrible thing to say. She's like, maybe don't be so public about it. Maybe don't put it on the show. It's not going to help.

But then Doreet didn't like her because right from the beginning, Derreet says, here's my Birken bag, my little baby Birken, my Kelly, to celebrate that I have a book deal, mind you. And everyone's like, oh, yeah, but first of all, I know what they're paying for books. and you're not buying a Kelly with your advance. So either you had the Kelly already or the Kelly isn't real

or you're spending P.K.'s money to buy the Kelly, and that's why he's a dick. I don't know. And then so she goes, yes, and something a ghostwriter came up. And Erica Day is like, I had a ghostwriter. You wouldn't have seen that, but come to the light of day if I didn't have someone right before me.

Here's how it came up. Yeah. Amanda. Yeah. So Doree was like, they're all like, book deal, book deal, book, purse, book deal. Oh, you have a book? And then, Doreet, yeah.

And I just, I just, we just contracted the other author. And that's when Amanda goes, oh, like a ghost writer? Oh, that's weird. When I wrote my book, I just like sat down and wrote it. And then everyone. Why even write a book if you're not going to write it yourself? Yeah, I just did it. Like, it's not that hard.

It's easy to write a book. I manifested at. Yeah. It's called write as fuck. And yeah, like I manifested having a bestseller and then I manifested my fingers moving. It's not hard to do at all. It's not. Get a pen.

Have you heard of one? Yeah. Or maybe like, have you seen this? Have you ever seen this before? Yeah. And I love that they always do the cover photo shoot before they've ever. written the book. Not a single word. Let's make sure that we get the cover shoot done. But then everyone had to, and as much as I, and I saw all of them, and we all felt the same way

when she said that. It's one of the most disgusting, I can't stand her, but that, Amanda. Okay. And she kept doing it. And she wouldn't stop. Like later, it's like, I'll take the filet mignon and she's like, you just write a book. You just sit down and write it. It's like, we're ordering dinner now. We're not still talking about the book writing. Like, well, you must have a lot of time on your hands. I'm doing it for time. And listen, it is a time. I would tell somebody even if they were a good writer, why not

have someone come and spend the weekend with you and they just, and you tell them all your stories and they go and then you come back and edit it. Who the fuck cares? Like, what does it matter? And remember how much shit Aviva one-legged Aviva tried to say Carol Radswell

used a ghostwriter and Carol Radswell was like, no, I did not. No, I do believe. That's one No, I did not. I did have Gis Lane take my photo. Right. No, I did not need a ghostwriter. I didn't need a photographer. And then just everyone, I'm glad Erica said that. Yeah.

And then even Rachel Zoe is like, but then everyone who wrote a book had to be like. I die. And then, of course, she's like, I die. I have two bestselling New York Times bestsellers, but I would never say it. I would never bring it up. But actually, I love writing books. I love people writing the books because I die. And oh my God, I think I need to have this.

I think I need, are you kidding me right now with the Chanel bag? I just can't. It's just quilted. It's denim. It's absolutely, I, like, I'm shaking about this vintage bag right now. What I love, that you said. What? Is when you go in your thing, you said, you asked Amanda if there was something wrong with her.

Like in the, in the interview, she's like, Amanda, is there something wrong with her? Amanda, is there something wrong with you? Like, are you okay? Are you okay? When Rachel Zoh did? Rachel Zoh said it in the thing because that was everyone was so in a group of people where your entire job is to name drop, brag, getting fights, do whatever. You know, let's just say that's the whole thing of the show. For this person to one up that so much that it's, we're, it's so. Even the one-upers are horrified.

Horrified. That says something. So then Doreet's like, I just want to ask you a question, Amanda. I heard from Kyle that you don't agree with how I'm talking about PK during my divorce. And Amanda's like, yeah, I said that. But like, really don't want to talk about this right now. And she's like, well, that's fine. We can table the conversation.

But I want to have the conversation eventually. No, because like, you know, this is the anniversary of. And then she says the child's name. I forgot the child's name and then all of a sudden Kathy Hilton's like oh is that your dog No that's my child

It was Zion No that's my child Everyone's like Oh my God Of course it's so incredibly sad But this is where Doree Like doesn't read the room Has their clues

She's like Well I'm sorry But you decided to come to this event And I need to get this scene out Where I'm going to address it with you It's like oh my God So it just comes off horribly But I do have a little sympathy

and empathy for Doreet and everybody there. Except for Kyle, nobody knew that this was her anniversary. And if she really was feeling like that, you know, of course, you don't have to go to every event. Why are you there? You want to go because it's filming. But if your kid is singing the solo at school,

if you have the flu, if you have some other business, they cannot force you to go. It's real life. Yeah. So it's like she wanted to go. And so I feel for that. Okay.

Real House of Salt Lake City What is your thoughts On what is going on? I need you to explain That there is this controversy That was so hard for me to understand Where Brittany the new girl Is accused of supporting a

Manicurist Who is an anti-Semite First, I want to say While I'm looking for this, Mary Cosby's a monster. Okay. Okay. Now.

So we had not seen the Mary Cosby documentary. Yeah. Last time we were with you. And so we saw it and we were pretty like disturbed by it. It definitely affected our impression of Mary and even the reunion watching it. She just came across very, very manipulative. But this thing with Brittany, who is a very friendly girl.

Okay. But we also love Meredith. is a convoluted story that Julie has attempted to... So basically, during the reunion, Meredith has been fighting with Brittany the whole season. Well, because Brittany brought up a TikTok

from nowhere saying that Seth has a girlfriend and it's not true. Right. So we know that Seth is completely faithful. Okay. And he even called and said he was. We're doing better than ever. Doing better than ever.

Honey, do you have a girlfriend with anyone besides me? She's not my last Ging. So then Meredith just drops a bombshell, which is. Why am I at Brittany? Well, Brittany, apparently Brittany left a positive review for a nail salon, either owner or nail tech. But I think it's the nail salon owner who made an anti-Jewish comment. But then you say, what? Turns out.

Well, here's the story And I found there was a news story So Meredith even said in the reunion It was all over the news And apparently it was So here I'm going to play the story Okay

So you can hear it Okay So here's gonna use my phone Okay Screenshots of anti-Semitic messages Allegedly sent by its owner Were shared online ABC4's Annika John

Spokes to the man You received these messages and learned what's followed since. We took a group photo with the menorah. What started as a simple social media post quickly turned the world of Jason Singer upside down. I posted the photo Friday morning and shortly after Hunter had DM'd me saying, oh, you're a Jew. In screenshots sent ABC4 an account with the username I'm Hunter Allen, sent a series of messages to Jason. He says are full of offensive accusations against the jury. Jewish communities. And I said, I don't understand why me being Jewish would elicit any negative

reaction from you. And to which he replied, Jewish people are pedophiles that run to Israel to escape persecution. This is when Jason says he took the social media sharing the conversation. As a fellow business owner, I think the community has a right to understand the type of people that own the businesses that they spend their money at. Okay. Okay. Okay. So net, so cut to you're a new housewife and you get a message from hunty nail bar saying I'd love to give you a complimentary gel manicure. Yeah. So no housewife turns down anything. Hence, why Brandy Glanville also didn't turn down a parasite that crawled into her skin.

Who knows what happened with her face. But sometimes people think maybe you visited too many doctors for fillers. We don't know. So she gets her nails done. And then he reaches out to her and is like, hey, can you leave me a good review? And she's like, sure. And wasn't aware of this news story. Apparently.

And Jared also. Yeah, I love my nails. Yeah. And Jared also left a review. Who's Jared? Jared is the Osmond. Oh, he's also getting nails done? Gross-ass boyfriend.

He was in the background for some reason. He left review. So they both did it. And then Meredith, who is Jewish, found out that they both left review. on this guy and then she's put that in her stack of like why she hates Britney. No, she called her and asked her to remove it and she wouldn't do it. To remove the positive review. Yes.

And she told her the evidence. Right. Of the pedophiles who run to Israel or whatever and the other employees and that, you know, basically said he was toxic. And then she just said he's been nothing but nice. I'm so sorry. Brady was very lovely. She's like,

I'm so sorry that, you know, that does not reflect how we feel, but he did great nails and he was never in anything but nice. to me and Meredith's like, well, I'm just not gonna. So she got her feeling. You know what she should have done? What would totally been a great housewife? But what Meredith said, actually, Brittany, I do have something for you. And then she just goes over and just gives her like some regular nail polish.

And it's like, you can do your own nails rather than have it done by an anti-Semi. You'll never get another recommendation from me. I mean, I personally want to give a shout out to the woman who did the news story. I wish she would be transferred to KTLA. I was loving and living for her. Oh, my God. I mean, that is, I mean, Hunter.

Well, now I've seen that Brittany has said, like, I won't film with Meredith and all of this. And Meredith was very, very heard. I mean, she really took it real personally. But I understand why it's just such a sensitive subject. And then you're kind of like a couple degrees away, but then it's almost like Brittany probably felt you're accusing me of being that.

Well, then she did and then Brittany got up. And I don't, Brittany, absolutely. No way. And she got up and she, that made her cry. And she's like, I'm not an anti-Semite. And did it do? And for one million percent, we don't think she's an advice on right. She had no problem like, bitch, I'm not your friend.

I'm not taking the review down. But then the, without ever putting, I don't think, two and two together that now this was going to come back on her, that she feels that way. Right. And the minute that occurred to her at the reunion, and you can see. Yeah.

I mean, she got up and walked off. I mean, she's horrified and, and doesn't want that out there about her. She seems like a loving, sweet person. I will say, and even think she's four friendly, all three of us with Brittany, and we like her, but, I mean, I'm not gonna, I don't want Meredith off the show.

No, I don't want anyone off the show. And then the other juicy thing that happened was Lisa Barlow was accused of creating a fake account to write. write positive things about Lisa Barlow, but negative things about whoever she's having trouble with at the time. And Angie believes it's her because she said it was my daughter's birthday and you hadn't followed, you hadn't seen my stories, but you know, Candice's show or some, whatever the fake name is, did see my stories. And right away, you texted me and said, oh, it's your daughter's birthday,

happy birthday. How would you know that? Except that you have these two accounts. One is Lisa Barlow. and one is this other person. Lisa Barlow says it's not me, it's not me. And then they said, well, we suspected it was you. So we went to log in and they said something like, what's the number associated with this? And they typed in Lisa Barlow's number. And then it prompted another thing.

And therefore they said, that's why we know it's you. Since that's been out, other people have debunked this theory. And they said, no, you can. could do that with anybody. Right. It doesn't mean, because I was like, wait, you could find out that easily just by plugging in someone's number that you suspect might be trolling you that you know. And no.

So I don't know that we'll ever know the truth on that one. I just want to say this. For any of them to be concerned about Lisa Barlow having an alternate thing or I don't even, whatever the bullshit that they care about. the only thing, if you're cared about fraud or whatever, then you care about Mary Cosby. And Bronwyn. And Bronwyn, who also committed fraud.

But Mary Cosby stole people's 401ks. She took old people's money, poor people, vulnerable people. She fleeced people out of money. She was ahead of a cult. Watch the documentary. And she married her, even though it's her step-grandfather, he was like her father. He was Woody Allen to her being Sunyi.

She is a manipulative, talk about a sociopath and whether she can have redemption or not or whatever it is 100% in my opinion I was just sitting there going like Heather Gay is yelling at everyone about being a good friend and did it do and this that and the other thing

while sitting right there is someone who literally stole money from people who I just thing that people don't like I agree with you in that but it's show business and bad behavior is rewarded whether you're a scripted actor or a reality show person or whatever.

Yeah. They, you know, being... Except for if you're Jen Shaw. Yeah. And... That's right. Exactly. Yeah. And maybe she'll come back and redeem herself too.

But there are certain crimes that the audience, because they like you and they enjoy you, they just want to forget it. Yeah. And religion is kind of a hard thing because I think people see it as, well, adults chose to be part of this church. It isn't like she has, you know, really, like, hurt children or anything like that. Well, one could say adults chose to invest in Jen Shaw's thing. People with consenting minds went on Facebook and they were grifted.

Yeah, but they were told a lie. And so were the people like that too. I'm just kind of doing double that. I'm saying why is it that the audience is louder about somebody else? That's the question. The audience is very loud if they find out that you might follow. an account that isn't politically on their side. Oh, you pushed like.

Why nobody would, but why doesn't anyone think about the fact that like, well, I want to hear what the crazy other side is saying. Yeah. If I'm following it, it's because I want to see it. I don't, right. Just because it's like, the thing about Instagram, it's like TV. Yeah. It's like if all of a sudden you're like, we found out that you watched this show.

That must mean that you believe this. Right. Like, I think that whole witch hunt thing is really lame. I agree. The fact that Peter will get more angry about something like that than what you actually did with 20 years of your livelihood is like crazy. Bananas. I do think that with Mary Cosby, though,

the documentary has not been seen enough. Whereas the Jen Shaw stuff, because it played out on Salt Lake City. And also Salt Lake City did not feature the Bronwyn stuff enough. People just aren't aware. But the documentary about Mary Cosby's out there, and we recommend like watching it, only because she sat at the reunion as well

and told Lisa Barlow she was dark. She sort of sat on a high horse at the reunion. If she had been more humble and kind and she has been more likable in the last couple seasons with her son and just her whole vibe and her dog, I loved her relationship with her dog. But she sat at the reunion

and pretty much manipulated every conversation to be negative about Lisa and never about herself. They all told on her. They all said, heard horrible things about her weird church and all that stuff. But they all want, they all like being on the shelf. And they know, just like the Greek tragedy, they all have to get along for the cameras. They all have to play along.

It seems though after this last one, the cast when I was at the party at Kyle's is very split. So Meredith was a guest of, you know, a guest of the party and was, hey, out with Lisa Barlow, who's actually on the cast. And then Bronwyn and Whitney were hanging out. And they were the four people from the show. And they never were even on the same side of the backyard. And so I don't know.

But I think in the end, yes, they'll all be back. Because they all are really valuable to the show. I will just say as one last comment on the reunion, we have one more episode left. But if you go back and we've watched it several, several times and it is hard to watch because it is a lot of talking over and yeah and when when Andy Cohen finally gets up and walks out which was kind of lame because then he just turns around and walks back but the the person that was really in my opinion driving a lot of that over talk was

Heather Gay yeah and she's yeah you know in her she doc she you know she's got three homes and four cars and putting three daughters through school and she's got two bestsellers and she, you know, produced, executive produced a docu-series. And I think she's feeling that she's untouchable right now with the network and that could be true. But it wasn't her best reunion by far. Well, then you were going to die at the rumor came across last night in the streets. By streets, I mean TikTok. What are the streets saying? Please. That allegedly rumored. Okay. So none of this. is factual. There is a real house of Salt Lake City

cast member who's been in a relationship with a woman, not on the cast, with another woman. And the comments were heavily Heather Gay. Was it a woman from another cast? No, just a regular. Just seeing one.

And I don't know why they all jumped on that. Is that why? That's just the comments. Okay, let me work it out. My person is right now. I'm telling you right now is it's Whitney is who I think okay I don't oh you don't I would have said that in the past I don't know because after talking to Whitney and Bronwyn at the party at the house party they are definitely good friends I don't think anything else is happening there and I think Whitney I don't think she was the son-ans with Justin I just don't think she has time for that right now

okay how she missed around with a woman absolutely she said it herself yeah I think Bronwyn No. If she's seeing anyone, I think it's a guy. Well, she said she got with women too and went all the way. Right. But I don't think that's maybe why this rumor started, but I'm telling you, no. Right now, no. Okay. I don't think either one of seeing girls. I don't have any reference to this or anything, but I could see why, as just a fun rumor to talk about why people would point and figure out her just because, A, she's been single for years. She better lean on in.

She hasn't had anybody. she made a bigger deal out of the captain of the below deck. Yeah, she did. Constantly about dicks and stuff. Yeah, like just, yeah, talking about a little too much. Like a lot of dicks. Like a Todd Christie. She's just always talking about like, yeah.

Like jizz and dicks and dix. Oh, and I love. Yeah. And she is very intense with the other women in terms of just. That would be such a coup. Yeah. And you know, then she could get merch. Gay be gay.

Oh, Heather is gay. If Heather turns out to be gay, amazing. That is amazing. Anyone can make this stuff up and it's just a dumb thing. Heather actually is their opinion.

Yeah. I've known one person my whole life whose last name was gay and they were gay. And if it were Heather gay is also gay. Heather Gay is also gay. Would be amazing. I mean, she does have big hands. I mean, the fact that my name is Heather

McDonald's and never once have I gotten any kind of opportunity to do an ad with McDonald's is crazy. That is crazy. And they have hired Ross Matthew. They've hired Christina Pizzinski. What? And I have tagged them.

I have talked about the items I like at McDonald's. What the hell? And I just don't understand why. What items do you like? I always let, well, there was a time they had these grilled chicken, like, wrap things. You're a chicken at McDonald's chicken gal. I'll die over their breakfast sandwiches. Yes.

Love the Diet Coke's. Love the softy ice cream. Oh, mm-hmm. What about the fries? I love the fries. Prize are the best. They're so, their whole fountain soda game across the board is delicious. But if another gay gets to be gay and work that marketing deal,

that would also. I deserve one partnership with McDonald's. You do. So if someone is working in the McDonald's operation, why you've not gotten me to do something with it. We want a brand deal. Also, I will say, Goldman, Goldman Sachs, why don't you give me a call and give me some money? How about that? Why don't you invest and give me like a portfolio and stop being some Jewish money lenders?

Like get it. Like come on. So Jennifer Aniston's boyfriend, they've been going out about a year. He reveals their relationship origins from TMZ. He wrote a book like the possibility of possibilities or something. He's a hypnotist. He is a wellness coach. Uh-huh.

And I mean, very much Amanda. he is He can hypnotize A.F. Yeah, hypnotist. Hypnissus A. But he's very cute. And all these things are not hurting anybody. You know, you don't have to buy the coaching series.

You don't have to buy the book. Nope. They figured out a way to inspire people to get hypnotized. And I just think it's very funny that, you know, you can hypnotize someone to fall in love with you. Now, he said it was a long, process. A longer process, they met through friends. They were just friends and everything. But, you know, she's having a great time. And I can imagine that she's like, oh, the first time I was like,

please don't take your necklace and go back and forth in my face because I'll be like, who's this silver-haired fox? But we actually, I am a really positive person every morning. I get up and I'm like, oh, I want some coffee. I want a new day. And he's just so right for me. And he has hypnotized people into realizing that they can make as much money as Amanda. He's going to go on tour with Amanda. I'm going to, and just like me, I'm going to manifest mama to her. Oh, yeah.

Bethany did say. Bethany Frankel? Yes. She did. She did. She tried to date this guy too because there's always a lot of cross. Just only like about seven eligible guys.

Like salt and peppered guys that have like decent abs. She went on one date with him, I think. Bethany did go on one date with him? And he was great and cool, but they just, they didn't vibe, but she said he was great. She didn't have anything negative to say, but she did give the tea. Bethany Franklin was just photographed with another,

again, one of the seven eligible men that have enough money that have salt and pepper. hair and a decent body walking around this earth, the cameras just happened to have caught them going to the beach. Is he as good looking as? Maybe not as good looking, but at the same level. Like, where every woman is like, yeah, I could date him, realizing, no, everybody could date him.

Like, you know what I mean? You think you're lowering your standard, but like, he's a legit, good looking guy. That's his age. That's what they need to be teaching the classes on, these guys. there should be more than seven eligible 50-something gentleman walking around. So just try to make these guys better? Yeah, like, come on, guys. Well, that's what gay, that's what a queer art for the straight guy was for.

And then it turned into the fab four and now they just all are holding hands and crying. Yeah. Or the fab five or whatever it's called down. Exactly. Exactly. It's, I can't. Get the Turkish hairline surgery. Yeah, lose a little. You know, get some family inheritance. And let's get it on.

Get some family inheritance. That's really what it is. is like there is just of just so few eligible men like over 50 that you'd want. And a hair is a big part of it. Right. Like Peter's got a nice head of hair. Yeah, I guess I know so many times I just like watch something like the Golden Bachelor or even any like Love is Blind and I'm like, I should like be more appreciative that

like I got a man. Hey, hey, you got a man. I got a man. You got a man. You know what I mean? You know what? You have a good man. And he's like, Heather, you're like, oh, Peter, just no.

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