Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - BravoCon Secrets and Scams with Brandy and Julie

Episode Date: November 18, 2025

Brandy Howard and Julie Goldman join Heather in bed from her Las Vegas hotel room. We share about our live show, the Bravo parties and who was a bitch and/or a prick. Vicki got her orange back, but d...id she just get screwed? Teresa and Joe Gorga made up. It’s a funny, juicy and snarky episode so enjoy it! -Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to https://honeylove.com/JUICY ! #honeylovepod -Get $25 off your first purchase when you go to https://TheRealReal.com/juicy  -Go to https://RO.CO/JUICYSCOOP  for your free insurance check! -Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at https://SHOPIFY.COM/JUICYSCOOP  Subscribe to my new show Juicy Crimes!: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/juicycrimes⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Stand Up Tickets and info: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://heathermcdonald.net⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Subscribe to Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald and get extra juice on Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/JuicyScoopPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/juicyscoop ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Watch the Juicy Scoop On YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@JuicyScoop⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Shop Juicy Scoop Merch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://juicyscoopshop.com ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow Me on Social Media: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/heathermcdonald ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@heathermcdonald⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@HeatherMcDonaldOfficial⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:01:48 Heather McDonald's Juicy Scoop Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop It is a Vegas edition With our girls Brandy Howard Julie Goldman Stars of Dumb Gay Podcast
Starting point is 00:02:03 And the stars of the show This Weekend of the Live Juicy Scoop We are doing this in our hotel room at MGM Grand On Sunday We still have another night Welcome girls Yeah
Starting point is 00:02:16 why are we in Vegas so many nights Heather well we're supposed to leave today but then yesterday we got the opportunity to go on a helicopter so we're going to do a helicopter tonight and then we're like why not when we were doing this show so we're doing it at the David Copperfield
Starting point is 00:02:37 theater and they said we normally never do a show after David's two others his shows illusion shows Right, illusions. But they wanted, they had a re-tell in GC-Soup show. So I was like, fine, we'll do it at 10. We'll do it right after. So I could not walk on stage or anything until like literally 10.05 because they have to make
Starting point is 00:03:00 sure that we don't see anything that would ruin the illusions. So then we're going to go on the helicopter tonight. Then we're going to go see the illusions. What can I just say? Yes. While we were doing like the sound check. Yeah. Julie was, of course, not paying attention.
Starting point is 00:03:15 and she was, like, looking at all the tape on the ground for David Copperfield and asking the people, like, so what's David doing? And she was so obsessed with David Copperfield's show. So we're going to hear the whole thing. They're excited to give us to. I can't wait to see the show. I'm so excited. And then after that, we are going to Delilah, which we went to last night,
Starting point is 00:03:37 for a dinner and a show, whatever, like 10. With Eric and Tom, who've been with us the whole time, who do my PR and they're just so funny and so... I'm thrilled we were, you know, buzzing very well. It was like one in the morning when we got to Delilah, like Bravo Party. But I'm glad because we won't, Julie and I won't really remember. Because I'm like, oh, I want to experience it for the first time tonight. Because Delilah is like a whole thing.
Starting point is 00:04:05 Yes. Yeah, when we go at 10, they'll do like a kind of like a great Gatsby type of show. But when we were there last night, which was like after 12, there was a DJ and then Sheena actually got up and sang, remember that? Amazing. And, oh my gosh, should we just start from the beginning of the weekend? Yeah, let's just start. We have sent it very hard. Yes, we sent it.
Starting point is 00:04:32 You know, that's what Kyle says. Sent it. When he gets drunk and stuff on Summer House. He's like, let's send it. Let's send it. Let's send it. And we did. We sent it.
Starting point is 00:04:42 We're sending it. We're currently sending. Yeah. Well, we've had so much fun. We have not even gone near the convention center. No. We had no complimentary tickets at all. We haven't been to BravoCon.
Starting point is 00:04:55 No, we haven't been to BravoCon. And it was the greatest bravo con I've ever had. This is my fourth. And by non-attending and just having beautiful dinners and helicopter rides and VIP all the way. VIP all the way. That has been the best way to do it. Also is the best. best New Year's Eve I've ever had, which was after your show. I'm like, you know what?
Starting point is 00:05:16 I'm never doing another single New Year's Eve. You're absolutely right. Confetti is raining on you. You're dancing and we're in a booth. Sparks are shooting out of like Vuv bottles. And I'm like, um, you're jumping ahead. I know, but I just wanted to say it was additionally the best of years. So far, I've done Vegas, you know, many times. Not the first time I ever experienced bottle service was with Ted Harper and Chelsea here in Vegas. Because I kind of missed that time. It didn't exist in my 20s. In my 30s, I had little kids. So that, I was like, oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:05:49 And I remember, I'm like, Ted, how do I give you money for this? I mean, not only was she performing, but he was the president of E. And I'm like, can we split the bill? Like, I did not know. So anyway, I've done a lot of fun Vegas situations. And the first time I performed a headline, it was this show called Lipstick. And it was at the Venetian. and they did like a series of female comedians
Starting point is 00:06:14 and they would pair two headliners together. So the first time I did it, it was Eliza Schlesinger and myself. And they were like, you can have, you can go to the nightclub, tower, whatever it was, and you'll have a table there and you, you know, and I'm like, oh, can I also have a cabana in the day and you, you know, could bring some people.
Starting point is 00:06:35 So we actually brought Jenny Poulos. Oh, and her husband. Wow. and wait they were already married yeah or remember they were dating oh the first husband no the second husband oh okay I thought the current husband okay and then uh Shannon and David Bouture oh wow and then we um and then at this other couple that we know from school and stuff that they were fun and then we after the after one of the show said to a show each night so the first night they came the next night they went to like
Starting point is 00:07:09 rock of ages. And then we went and met Jill Zarin and Bobby Zarin, rest of peace, at the big Ferris wheel, where you go in there, it was like a bar that had just opened. And like, paparazzi was there. Jill knows how to do it. And then we took all these photos. And that, so that was a really fun time. Then other times I've always had fun. You guys have done some shows with me here. But this is by far the most seamless, fun, best show. ever was last night. It was Friday night and you can still stream it until Friday. So you could still
Starting point is 00:07:45 have three days to watch it if you guys want to watch it. So that's a Juicy Scoop show. That's the live Juicy Scoop we did on stage. Julie is an accomplished guitar player. Brandy took years. I think you went to Giuliarge for the tambourine. And then I went to Yale.
Starting point is 00:08:01 I did also, but I was, oh, right. Oh, I was just going to say Berkeley School of Music. For tambourineing. Yes. It's percussion tambourining. And I, of course, am a singer. Oh, vocalist. Yes, so we do an original.
Starting point is 00:08:16 It's kind of an original. It's a parody song that I did. And we are going to go all the way with it. Derek wants us to do a music video. We also have a photo that is the cover of the album that we took at the nightclub. So we are going to do some extra releases of singles like Taylor Swift. Yes. Of like side photo shoots we've done.
Starting point is 00:08:37 Right. Yeah. right but the main cover of the album is in the can when we were singing i was like i'm just channeling stevie nix oh yes when she is singing what's the song that she's singing to the guy because they used to and you'll hear my voice will haunt you yes reannon no no no you know silver spring yeah no it's not silver spring it isn't well it's one of those julie and heather it was like get a room you two they were fucking doing eye contact doing guitar yeah because i wanted it It can be like that viral moment.
Starting point is 00:09:09 Whatever that thing is, it's very viral. Look up Stevie Nix viral song on stage. I thought you can be my, you don't think it's Silver Spring? No. It's, Drake, will you just look up viral song with Stevie Nicks on stage? Because I love the one too. With her ex, because they used to date. She wrote it for him.
Starting point is 00:09:28 Yeah, they used to date. And then when they're, when they're doing it, it had been years. But the song is basically like, my voice will haunt you for the rest of your life, no matter who you're with. Yes. What do you want me to look up to? Look up Stevie Nix. My voice will haunt you.
Starting point is 00:09:44 My voice will haunt you song on stage. I love the one I'm getting older too as well. Landslide. A landslide. Maybe it's that. It's not that because she sings to him and she says, my voice is going to haunt you forever. And they sing together. Then we go.
Starting point is 00:09:59 Okay, first we go to Hakkissan for dinner, which they wanted us to try everything and the food was fucking amazing. But that's what you want to do before you get in a secret stress. is eat so much incredible Chinese food. It was the dumplings. Oh, my God. And it's a beautiful restaurant. I highly recommend going to Haqasan. And then after the show, we went right over to Hakasan where Kyle Cook was DJing, but we got to our table before he. And the guy that helped with these reservations, he is a juicy scuba too. He goes, just text this person when you're ready to come in.
Starting point is 00:10:37 So we come in and we're in the elevator and we're like, oh, thank you so much. I walk in and my juicy scoop logo, my face, the red dress, the name, Heather gives us the juicy scoop going around. The girls are with the bottles. And then I get there and all this confetti comes down. And it was, I just said, this is how it ends. Honestly. Honestly.
Starting point is 00:11:04 It just, and it might, we're going to help. helicopter later. Yeah, knock on. Oof. You know what? At least we'll all be, you're like, hope I don't die and I go,
Starting point is 00:11:12 at least we'll all be together because if one of us didn't go, you'd literally have FOMO. About what we're doing in heaven. She 100% texted, let's all just go together so none of us have FOMO. And it's like, okay, let me hear it.
Starting point is 00:11:25 You want me to play a video. Yeah, just me hear it. Maybe like, scoched to the middle. Like, skitch, like, go just a little bit forward. no can you go a little forward it's silver spring it is silver spring it's 100% silver it's silver spring first one I said yep oh yeah silver still told you okay it is silver
Starting point is 00:11:48 brand you I know and the sound of my voice will haunt you anyway so we had such a blast Kyle excellent DJ oh my god I loved all that I felt like I was like at a Calvin Harris thing and I'm not like a big you know again DJing was in like after I had kids. And like that, you know, but it wasn't like techto. Every, he parlayed all the best songs together. And we just danced all night. They were dance, dance remixes of popular songs.
Starting point is 00:12:20 Yes. We, when we walked in Heather's name in Juicy Scoop is going around like the stock market, like around the whole entire club. The club fits 3,500 people and her name is in lights around the whole thing. And people are screaming. And I'm like, oh, my God, it's like we're with Elvis. It was so great. We go in, we go out through the whole club.
Starting point is 00:12:39 People are like, yeah, Heather. And they're like, give us the juicy scoop. It's like this thing in lights and the confetti. And he, one of the first songs we heard was like, Love Story, Taylor Swift, remix with the dance beat. And it's like nothing. We are basic bitches. We like pop music.
Starting point is 00:12:56 And it's like, we want Taylor Swift. Yeah, he was playing all the good. Like, Rihanna. It was a song I didn't know. It was so good. And then we saw. some of the summer house people come we saw Carl
Starting point is 00:13:08 we saw Wes Jesse Jesse they were all in the booth all there with them just putting dicks and hot dog gloves and I went to Heather Heather Heather I was screaming
Starting point is 00:13:20 and there was some juice about Carl woo girl and we save that I'm gonna save it for the Patreon okay that's got to be behind the payroll honey yeah okay
Starting point is 00:13:29 keep it behind the paywall that is so we had so much fun though it was just that was a blast somehow managed to get home security walked me home with uh and and Derek and Tom and left out by the way abandoned us you you love but you said but you said Jacques walked us but I love Heather it's like somehow Heather's just gone and we're like wait we were see out of our eyes I did go to the DJ booth and got a photo with Kyle and and saw Tom Sandoval yes and um But I didn't see any of the girls or anything.
Starting point is 00:14:05 And then someone was like, no, Lala was there. And I'm like, that it just sounds so not like Lala to be up at 2 a.m. This old bitch, yes, not. But I was like, oh, my God, like, why are you not? So I wrote her and I'm like, I'm here at Haka-San. You're here, where are you? And she didn't write back. And then the next morning, she's like, no, I'm in bed.
Starting point is 00:14:27 Like, what are you talking about? And she's like, and what is Habedababalababada? Like, because I was like writing it, of course. That old chestnut. Yeah, she's like, no. She's like, well, and I go, oh, I thought, I thought they said that, like, Valley Vanderpump people were there, but it wasn't. It was the summer house people.
Starting point is 00:14:44 Basically, it goes like this. Like, we get to Vegas and you skipped over Thursday, but we're not going to send it too hard. No, we're not going to talk about it. No, but I'm saying, we're not going to send it too hard until the show. So, and I drink a lot. Thursday was a pretty tame night. So we're trying to not, not drink, not drink, and we aren't.
Starting point is 00:15:03 and we're being cool and being classy, and we're going to do the show, I'm being prepared, practicing song. We're doing song rehearsal. Yeah, we didn't have one drink on the tracks. So then we're going to make up for it at the hot. So the minute the show's over, we behaved as if it was our 21st birthday.
Starting point is 00:15:19 Yes. And New Year's Eve right before the end of the world. Absolutely. And we just sent it. Like it was 1999, less in peace prints. And then we were having to be escorted back on like stretchers. Well, none of us remember how we got back to the room. don't know how we got back jacques said he got somehow got us back i know that brandy told i woke up in
Starting point is 00:15:39 another outfit julie put on a different set of clothes for bad i somehow took off my clothes and put on other clothes i was going out i managed to hang up my new blazer yes which a lot of people are asking who makes your blazer it's sync accept is the company and and then i had this um sequence dress i think is from like boo-boo or something anyway. So I managed to hang out that jacket and then I woke up in the closet here which is a big enough closet to sleep. Took a little nap, took a little nap in the closet.
Starting point is 00:16:13 And by the way, you did say you weren't sure which closet you were in because many of Heather's closets are quite large. Her closet's probably bigger than our hotel room here but like just took that nap that you got to do after hanging in the blazer. And I woke up and it was like three thirds. and you know what always after crazy night especially Vegas you just check do I have my phone
Starting point is 00:16:36 yes did I bring home my purse yeah I couldn't find that you can just sleep so then I was like okay I was waking up I was I have a little sleep where's that little sleep here it is but our TV my TV has been on in the living room which is this isn't a huge room the living room right there that TV I haven't been able to turn oh this is she did she did walk her confidence she did wash her face, though. Oh, I always wash my fists no matter what. I love that about you. Even before I went into the closet, I'd washed my face.
Starting point is 00:17:07 I have to wash my face since we got here. Anyway, this, oh God, so let's talk about Thursday. So Thursday we go to, we went to dinner here at the hotel, Kraft Steak, and we shared a tomahawk steak, the four of us. And then, and then Drake got us an Uber, which is like, this place is so crowded. Just to go across the street because we were going to Caesars, it's like, should to go through like four different parking lots. And, like, it was like so crazy.
Starting point is 00:17:38 And so we get there and we go to Margaret's Swaray Party. Oh, that's right. And we all got gift bags. We did. We sip, sips, swaried. Yeah. We did it. And we saw a bunch of people there.
Starting point is 00:17:53 We did. We saw Joe Gorga. We saw Joe Gorga was a total delight. Delight. Delight. Melissa showed up. We took some great photos with them. Nice. And, yeah, we saw, we saw who else?
Starting point is 00:18:08 God, I can't remember. There wasn't really, I mean. We saw MJ. Right. Now she's on the Valley Persian style or something. And anyway, I said, you know, hello and congrats on the show coming back or the new version of it or whatever. And I said, and I'm sorry to hear about your divorce, but, you know, And then she said that I caused it, basically.
Starting point is 00:18:32 It was the weirdest thing. She goes, well, we're going through it together. I go, oh, you mean you and Tommy are on the same page? That's nice. And she's like, no, you and I went through the divorce together. I'm like, what do you? She goes, never mind. I go, what are you talking about?
Starting point is 00:18:45 I'm not going through a divorce. I don't get it. She goes, don't you remember the night that we went out? We went out with Megan Weaver and Gryfta like in 2021. Literally four years ago. And we went to Craigs because Gryfta said she could get us into like what is it what is the eating place not the colony the cabanas what's it called that it's a private dining eating that's like um it's an old hotel the bungalows the bungalows she said she knew Justin Bieber's like
Starting point is 00:19:15 managers I don't know some grifter thing and that she could get us into there and then that day like the guy wasn't calling her back so I'm like all right let's get into craigs that again that old chestnut oh I know Leonardo decaprio he's going to get us in you know what he's not calling me back. It's funny. You know what? Let's just go to Crags. You mean Lee? I mean Lee. I mean Nardo. Nard isn't calling me. So can we just let's just go to Craigs. Well, she couldn't get us into Craigs either. I had to call Craig. Anyway, so we go, we have dinner. But Griffith had like, we had a driver wait there all night. And we, you know, had she like champagne bottle before. So anyway, we, we had a fun night. And then we had to drop off each person. So first it was Grifta. Then it was
Starting point is 00:19:59 Sherman Oaks, then it was being Woodland Hills. So I say goodbye to MJ in the car that's now going to take her to West Hills. So it's basically Grift, Megan, then you and Mercedes at the end. Right. And everything was fine. I was like, I literally was like, you should try to buy a house here or something. So then, because there was like a house across street for sale. And then, and then her husband did the funniest rant on Instagram about like, oh my god you know with his new york accent these girls with their coffee clutch he like did some old expression and we all laughed on thought it was so funny and now she's telling me let me let me just say that he never got over that night and then that is what has gotten them this
Starting point is 00:20:45 place of divorce four years later he never let it go that that's what she claims that's what she claims what did i mean i think they let go they did you know they had a podcast for like three years but what was he mad about that you guys laughed and thought he did the funniest thing you've ever heard that we got no that did she got buzzed or whatever with us i don't know oh he couldn't get over that she got buzzed well that was the only time she's ever been buzzed we've never seen her drunk or fucked up before ever it's crazy yeah remember we're at the christmas party when she said uh leo black's house and she said and then they used that recording for that radio show and that she hopes that i um that i'm the biggest whore here the 27 year old virgin have been married for 20 years. The biggest whore here and that she hopes that I die in a fiery death car crash on the way home.
Starting point is 00:21:34 Well, everyone thinks they can do stand-up. Heather, stop causing people. We're divorces. Yeah. We're here at BravoCon. That's what, yeah, we're going around partying with people and getting them all divorced.
Starting point is 00:21:48 But she was still kind of sweet when she was saying it. She wasn't mean when she told me it was my fault. But, yeah, I don't know. you know, it's like reality show Tourette. She's been doing it for, you know, a third of her life. So I get it. You don't know when to like stop being.
Starting point is 00:22:01 Was she kidding? No, I don't know because she like kept doubling down. I was like, what? Whatever, who cares? So then let's see, who else do we see? Yeah, it was the rest of it is like, whatever. Yeah. It was fine.
Starting point is 00:22:18 It's all got to go behind a paywall. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, all that. The Margaret Sips Sip Soiray just. Right. Well, I said, I shared some of it. on the Patreon that I dropped a special Patreon on Saturday. Okay, good.
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Starting point is 00:24:05 by region. See app for details. But anyway, so it was fun. And then there was a girl that like got naked though. That was weird. There was like a stripper. All of a sudden there was an impromptu strip. It was very odd. We were talking and all of a sudden it was as if this person was launched from a cannon into the room through the middle of a window and they were naked and then on their fores
Starting point is 00:24:29 and their butt was up and then I'm with Drake you know like Drake's Drake's memoir is just going to be so he's like I'm like oh my gosh
Starting point is 00:24:37 and then I'm like oh and then I mean she was beautiful but I believe that she was very muscular too yeah yes well she was a stripper
Starting point is 00:24:49 who's working her muscles yeah And she was working, and she somehow, like, slithered around the floor. It just made, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know if she was just invited. Shocking. Or that was part of it.
Starting point is 00:25:02 Like, I always think that's so weird when housewives have, like, strippers and girls with pasties on and stuff. Like, I'm like, what? I did wonder if she just sort of was like, just did it on her own and just popped in and thought, let me see if I can't drum up some biz in here. We could figure out was it a guest who did it impromptu? Yeah. Or planned because it certainly wasn't on a stage or anything. No. Either way, it was like, we're in Vegas.
Starting point is 00:25:27 No, and then there was just like 30 people with their phone filming it. And I just like, I felt like I was like at the, like, oh my God, is this on the set of the accused? What the fuck is this? Like, Jody Foster, get, let me help you. Awful. Awful. Horrible. Anyway, so.
Starting point is 00:25:46 That was super fun, though. So we left. That was Tame Night. And then we, let's see what else. Okay, then the show. We did all the show. The show was great. We did the Hakasana.
Starting point is 00:25:56 We were talking about that. Then yesterday, we laid in bed but talked on the phone all day. Yes. To each other. Like, just remembering things and all that. And then we. After being carried home on the stretchers. Yes.
Starting point is 00:26:09 And sleeping in the closet. I could not move. I could not move. We had reservations for beauty in Essex, which was fucking excellent at Cosmo. That, oh my gosh. you guys everything we ordered and it's like we all shared it which you know I love it was truly one of the most perfect meals I've ever had like for real and it's always every bite the steak was great the little exciting appetizers there's a a grilled cheese and tomato soup
Starting point is 00:26:35 dumpling like you just take one spoon and just an explosion in your mouth it was I told Drake last night I said to him Drakey poop I said because now we know that that's his favorite restaurant and I said did you know that Heather well switched it So, okay, because we were going to his favorite restaurant because the cameo people invited me, provided us to a dinner at the steak, S.W. steak at the win, which up until like the beauty at Essex night, Drake said that was his favorite meal he's ever had in his life, the best steak he's ever had. So I said, okay, of course we've got to go to that. So because we were having two complete huge dinners, I was like, can we move the beauty in Essex up to six? And so,
Starting point is 00:27:19 is we're ordering all this food. I'm like, Drake, he's like, I want the steak too. And I'm like, but we're going to have a second dinner where we're going to go to a steak place. But we had everything, including desserts. We couldn't stop because it was so fucking good. It was so good. And I knew in my own mind, too, I was like, we're going to be eating again. Oh, and our waiter, Jeffrey was the cutest. Oh, it was delightful. The drinks were amazing. I just wanted, I do want to just say, like, everybody always wants to know in somewhere like Vegas, it's huge. There's so many fun things to do and restaurants and hotels like that is an absolute put it on your list it's beauty in essex it's a must do it's a beautiful restaurant you'll be flexing living photos because the service
Starting point is 00:27:59 the food it's it's a it's i'll never like chippriottis i'll never not do it again dressed to the dines having dinner yeah it would truly was one of the best meals i've ever had in my life and everybody what i wanted to say is it was the perfect amount of food too because even those dumplings with the soup or whatever. It was delicious and then you want to keep eating it, but you don't. You need the one and then you move to the other thing and then the other thing. It was perfection. It was.
Starting point is 00:28:25 So then we go to the win and we go to the Cameo Suite. And I did like an interview with this girl that was just interviewing Cameo Talent. We met the owner of Cameo and how it came about. And did he tell you that story? They got the idea at a funeral. Like someone sent a video for a funeral anymore. was like, wait, this would be a great idea. And also, he's like, I first started with sports people
Starting point is 00:28:50 because I knew all these athletes, professional athletes that after playing for a couple years were like broke. Who said Steph Curry, you? Did you say Seth Curry, Drake? Love you. You're the best. That will, whatever.
Starting point is 00:29:04 That was when we were at the dinner. I do want them to know, though, that it's the CEO of fucking cameo, which is obviously huge. It's like we're at Shark Tank. And we're in his actual suite, but a big suite for content. and there's the whole staff of cameo it's a whole thing
Starting point is 00:29:19 celebrities everywhere and he makes everyone go into his bedroom so Heather can do her interview and we're now we're all shut the door with the door shut the door first of all I didn't know that was happening I thought you guys I thought they were doing content
Starting point is 00:29:34 in the bedroom they were doing a tiny bit but when I tell you that we were in his bedroom with him and a bed that was not made and there were about eight shoes And shoes, hats, yes. And we're all hanging around, sitting and standing in bed and whatever. And then he's in there with all of these girls. And it was like, this feels, and it was all great.
Starting point is 00:29:54 It was all fine because the girls who worked there were great. No, it was great. But it was all, like, we're all joking about it. That it was, we're in the bedroom. It's hilarious. The Star of Southern Hospitality, which that is a show. I have not watched, but I'm going to. We are.
Starting point is 00:30:06 This girl, what was her name? She is probably the most attractive, the most beautiful, flawless, natural looking just stunning every little thing even her dress the way that the necklace
Starting point is 00:30:18 there wasn't a single thing that wasn't beautiful you know that she like works in finance and then is also on southern hospitality like she is such a winner we're gonna watch
Starting point is 00:30:29 first of all we're gonna go back and watch Southern Charm because the owner of the restaurant that they all work out on Southern Hospitality is on Southern Charm so we're gonna binge it
Starting point is 00:30:40 because we spent all night with those girls Yeah, they were so great. So then, after that, we go down to the private dining room at the SW. Baller. And so the CEO is there. There's about how many people, 20? 20 minutes.
Starting point is 00:30:56 15. Are you counted? I think. Because they told us. And then, of course. Because Heather's taking us. We're not, like, invited. So then it's like the guy from like Pimp My Ride and then like Julie and I and
Starting point is 00:31:08 Heather and like, everyone go around and say. Like, why you're famous. We're with Heather. But by the way, so the waiter comes over to the CEO of Cameo and Brandy's like, oh, Heather likes to do the ordering. I'm like, what? I'm like, I think I'm going to trust the guy to order for the table. And he goes, do you want? I'm like, okay.
Starting point is 00:31:29 So you did do it though? No, no, no. You did? No, he did it. And what comes wafting out two giant seafood platter. Seafoot platter. Seafood platter. Three tier.
Starting point is 00:31:41 Three tier. And by the way, by the way, we were all sitting next to each other. And we were, we were sitting there all not, it's not a complaint. It's like, we're like, oh, my God, I'm so full from the other dinner. And the other dinner was so good. I can't eat anything. And then a whole seafood platter comes out. And I'm like.
Starting point is 00:31:56 And I'm like, Julie, get me that lobster tail. Julie reaches over, grabs a double lobster tail. And that's after Heather's sitting. We walk in, Julie and I were, we should even be there. But Heather's like, and we're so grateful to be there. I'm so lucky. And it was so perfect. Heather leaves the two seats at the head of the table.
Starting point is 00:32:13 I'm like, we're not sitting at the fucking head of the table. But so then I make Heather change. Well, I switch to the head of the table. Yeah, with Julie. Yeah. Then Julie gets the double lobster tail. I reached over. I've got a huge shrimp.
Starting point is 00:32:25 Oh, yeah. There was steak and the sides. And it was delicious. But we still managed to not eat one piece of steak. I had two. Well, no, let me tell. Let me say this. Oh, I don't think I tried that that kind of steak.
Starting point is 00:32:38 I just had the filet. So I'm like, what is happening? It's like 11.30 second dinner. But then you, because we each tried a piece of steak and you had the steak and then there was a thing with a filet. But then after having the steak, you go, I think I want some more steak. Yeah, I want some more steak. And we did.
Starting point is 00:32:54 And we did. I did. And I have, we, how can you not? And so then he goes, let's all go around the table, say who we are what we do and who we'd want a cameo from. So like a famous person you'd want a cameo from. So whenever anybody asked like who's your person you want to interview
Starting point is 00:33:12 whatever I always just remember me sitting watching Oprah interview Madonna when Madonna had just had her daughter Lordus and she was in her like no makeup kind of like more hippie
Starting point is 00:33:28 and anyway and I should like really pretty hair and I just was like one day I'll have a talk show and I'll interview Madonna and so I always think about Madonna but then I'm like so but I did I said, I would only want a celebrity that would give me one that actually knows who I am. Can you guys believe, when they asked, when the thing was who, what cameo would you want it from? Heather was like, a huge celebrity that's like my biggest fan, basically.
Starting point is 00:33:54 They have to love me and like, know who I am. Yeah, they can't just be breeding off the thing. So, and then what was great is what Brady said, because one of her greatest celebrities was actually at the table. No, Julie did that. Julie, yeah. So the guy, the rapper who hosts Pint My Ride, if you guys are familiar, which is a huge show on MTV for years and years and years. He's a big rapper. His name's Exhibit. He was there with his wife. So it gets to Julian. I mean, I literally at this point, I'm like, but his real name is Alvin. Yes. Alvin, because my real name is Alvin, I think.
Starting point is 00:34:26 Yeah. Go on. Yeah. At that point, I'm so nervous. I'm like about to do your live show. I'm like, I should not have drank for two days before this because now I'm back at the live juicy scoop. I don't want to be the center of attention. It gets to Julie. I'm like, what is this bitch going to say? What is she going to say? What is she going to say? She's going to steal mine. I want to say Barack Obama. And Julie was so good and tell him, I think, well, because he was, he just sitting directly across from you guys at the other head of the table. Yeah, he was at the other head of the table. And it was just like, I wanted to say, acknowledge him in some way and pimp my ride and MTV. And he's kind of like an iconic, you know, from a lot from all some of our lives.
Starting point is 00:35:02 And let me say this. So I just didn't even. Julie took a picture for Peter. of the food, right? Oh, yeah. Because we're all just trying to make Peter upset. I mean, honestly, this weekend, it's everything Peter would die for to talk to the guy from Cameo,
Starting point is 00:35:16 to have the seafood towers, to have double dinners, and we're going on a helicopter. Like, I'm almost like feeling guilty. And plus, we did miss Peter because we love when Peter's around. So Julie takes, we're like, let's make Peter feel like shit.
Starting point is 00:35:28 So Julie takes the picture of the food, the seafood tower. And I told him, I said, we miss you, why aren't you here? And I told him we could be les. around. And he said he wishes he could lez around. And then he finally got back and he said I wish we could lez around. When she took the picture
Starting point is 00:35:41 of the seafood tower with the missing double lobster tail that you two ate, exhibit in the back goes like this and photo bombs. The picture. And it's fucking amazing. We're going to have all the pictures in the YouTube. So anyway, but. So I told him. By the way, I heard from
Starting point is 00:35:57 Peter's very good friend's wife saying, hi, I know you have your show in Vegas, but her husband apparently left the phone. at our house. So I think Peter had a fun time. Probably a day of golf and playing pool and to the point where whoever fell into an Uber left their phone at our house. And we can assume they had double dinners as well. Okay, so sorry, what we're going to say? So then I basically, I wanted to acknowledge him in some
Starting point is 00:36:25 way. So I just said, exhibit. Exhibit. So I just was like, whatever, just said, you know what? we wanted to just acknowledge how great you are and I'm very starstruck to see you and I'm so amazed and I guess my cameo would be from you and he was just you know I don't know he was so cool he had such good energy he was really fun he had like such a nice like
Starting point is 00:36:48 and I so then Drake said Steph Curry we all basically just said we're all we're not famous we're here with Heather sorry she brought five people and then I only brought three people and then Drake said
Starting point is 00:37:00 Steph Curry, which killed the room. Steph Curry is a super like the Michael Jordan of basketball right now. He's in California. He's on the Warriors. And it was perfect for the room. It was perfect to follow Julie. Exhibit loved it. I said Barack Obama, which was also perfect.
Starting point is 00:37:16 And then we basically didn't listen to anyone else's shit because we don't care. Then I was like, what more can I shove down my gullet like before this? And so then I ordered a glass of chardonnay, but then the CEO guy, Stephen, he got some very good red. So I just was like, I'll just have what he's having.
Starting point is 00:37:37 So I kept having his good red wine. So then we go to Delilah's, which is where we're going to go tonight. Okay, let me tell that story. So basically, I'm sitting next to a, like a TikTok influencer. Yeah. Zachary. Yes, he's cute. Okay, so he's a cute little, we don't, Julie and I don't do TikTok, but Heather,
Starting point is 00:37:54 I recognize, has said that she spends five hours a day on TikTok, which she needs help with. But so he was cool, and we're just. just like doing gossiping and whatever. And we had already known we were going to go to a, like a big Bravo party. Yeah. But we were on the fence, whatever. So he's like the beautiful models. And there's more than one that are on Southern Hospitality.
Starting point is 00:38:15 Like, who knew Bravo had some kind of like. They're like all just gorgeous. Gorgeous. Because then those other girls at the other end bought it too. Yeah. And then there's like all these hot gay guys who were there with like no shirt. And they were so humble. They'd be like, I'm on this like weird little show.
Starting point is 00:38:30 Yeah. And it's fine if you don't waste your time watching it. I was like, oh my God, what I like? Yeah. They're like old people don't like it. I'm like, what do you think old is? They're like 42. I'm like, neat. Okay. So the guy tells us basically Delilah and Heather is like drinking the like baller red wine. Yeah. Like we're living and I'm I'm fanning out over the all of the cameo people, but certainly like the CEO. I mean for me, I mean, I'm like like Peter. I'm basically the surrogate Peter. who's like, we're in the fucking room. Well, I fully interviewed him too. About being super rich, how his life's changed. Oh, God, what do you say? He said the best thing about being rich and the thing that goes the farthest is just picking up a meal.
Starting point is 00:39:18 Just being able to always pick up a meal and doing it and people remember it and they appreciate it. And he goes, the thing that they don't appreciate is tickets to like a game. Like tickets to a show or a game Because I go you know what I think it's because they think maybe you got them for free Like that gift that gift of whatever
Starting point is 00:39:39 Say it was a thousand dollars and you and over which person gives Here I bought you tickets to that they don't they don't like Remember it or appreciate who gave them the tickets to the game But a beautiful meal that someone that you enjoyed picked up is like yeah Because it's experiential too plus with them He was really the I can't say enough like that was a really highlight the cameo situation and Heather was over there like drinking the red wine like doing the interviewing and it was like what are they talking about
Starting point is 00:40:09 and we're dying to know and he gave us he was so open he was really open and cameo is a great oh and then they okay and then also in my little interview she said who you know she said something like who do you think people should get besides yourself who should people get cameos from and I said I think Luanne is great I've interviewed her a bunch of times. I'm like she's lived a life. She's very international, which is true. And she gives good advice. And, you know, she goes, you know, she's our second most successful, meaning they make the most of all the housewives on cameo. And she goes, do you know who the first is? And I go, is it Sonia? And she goes, how did you know that? I go, because when I interviewed
Starting point is 00:40:51 Sonia, she said she was asked to be on traders, but she would have to give up a week of not doing any cameos and she makes so much on cameo that she didn't it wasn't worth her for her to go on traitors wow wow wow jacks makes a lot too jacks isn't the like top wow he's not housewife but jacks just yeah and they told us this is a weird interesting thing they told us that gilbert godfrey oh yeah like he was like the number one before he died and then i asked what made it so like yeah and they just said i guess because he has an interesting voice but you never know is it like because we, Julie and I will go through cameo. This is just a side note.
Starting point is 00:41:33 And like, because we love Nick Swarton, too. We'll look at like comedians that and some of the, and it's like Teresa's famously hilarious too. Like she'll be like, Courtney, you have, you know, sickle cell anemia or whatever. And like, her famous one is when she's like, so this is for Leslie, happy birthday. And this is from your friend, Camille and she's sorry that you contracted chlamydia from having sex with your brother
Starting point is 00:42:03 anyway la la la like she doesn't like read it before and realize like they're fucking with her it's fucking hilarious no it's great it's so perfect so then we like the Zachary what was TikTok TikTok Zach? Ticktock tells us like okay we're going to Delilah the beautiful models from southern hospitality are going to lila so we're all going to go. And the thing is, and I said this on your live show, live juicy scoop, that I've been, you know, full on senior year prom barefooting it around Vegas like the trash I am. But I didn't, of course, want to do it amongst like the royalty of cameo. And we're walking and we
Starting point is 00:42:45 do the walk of hell. The literal worst walk in Vegas is the walk between the win and the fucking encore. And we've done it so many times. We've done it. to go to Chippriani's. And at least that hotel, the win, is stunning. Stunning. But that walk is a walk between two huge hotels. And by the time, I mean, it was, I was damaged. I didn't take my heels off.
Starting point is 00:43:11 My earrings were so heavy. My heels this morning, I have band-aids. Yeah, I mean, were you, you were fine because you have the Chanel's. Yeah, I was fine because I had my, yeah, my block heeled Chanel shoes that are like the best. Anyway, so we get there and the guys are like, wait a second. And just then we see Lisa Barlow, Meredith, the rumors about the husband. She was with their husband, Seth. And Lisa Barlow was with John.
Starting point is 00:43:40 He was, you know, baby gorgeous, the original baby gorgeous. And they were lovely. And we got a great photo with them. All four of them, which you already know, of course, but the husbands looked great. They're cute. I mean, they're like thin. Seth has way Ozeborexic right now
Starting point is 00:43:57 He's... I don't think so. Oh, he's so thin. He looks great. By the way, I mean, hey, everybody at... This should be called those EpiCon. All the housewives, like, from like Gina to Erica, they are so fucking thin.
Starting point is 00:44:10 If you watch them, like, on the carpet, everybody has been on the juice probably for the last four months leading up to today. I was impressed, though. It'll be interesting to see what they look like in, like, three months. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:44:23 If they stick with it or, like, come back to a more normal size. Yeah. Well, I was happy that Meredith, we are huge, huge, you know, Meredith and Lisa fans. We're newer to being on a Meredith fan, but we're so hardcore there now. But we're huge Lisa Barlow fans. And I was glad they were all together with the husbands, doing the, doing the support. Like, at this point, you guys, I mean, it was between midnight or one. And there were still out.
Starting point is 00:44:49 They were all together. Nobody was in a fight. No. They all look great. We covered Real Housewives of Salt Lake City on the live show. Yeah. And we spill some tea on that. And then, tea, I hate that expression.
Starting point is 00:45:03 Juicy scoop. We get some juicy scoop on that. And yeah, but they were all really nice. So then. And she is one person that I, we took the photo, you guys. And like, we love Lisa Barlow, Julie and I so deeply. And I reached over and I was like, I want to touch Lisa. And I'm like, across Julie, I'm touching Lisa in the photo.
Starting point is 00:45:22 I'm going to touch your Lisa, and she goes, aw. Like, Lisa went like that. She goes, oh. Like, it's Giselle, it's Lisa Barlow. It's Stacy from Potomac. Like, I was really excited to meet them. And Heather gets, Julie said this morning, we're recapping.
Starting point is 00:45:36 She's like, Heather gets it done. Like, you organize the cameo photo. Yeah. Do you remember? Yeah. And we all lined up with the girls from stuff. Like, thank God for Heather. Or it's just like, we love you.
Starting point is 00:45:46 And they're like, bitch, get away. Like, thank God for fucking Heather. Like, we, um, So we get into Delilahs. They were like, oh, sure, come on in. And Lee also walking out was Carol, Radzwell, who I've been texting with. And I said, are you joining the cast of Real Housewives in New York? And I want to say she was like, no.
Starting point is 00:46:08 She certainly didn't confirm any of that. So she didn't give any juice. Did she have a clip and bags? No, but I saw that Heather DeBrow went and had like hair with things, like maybe one of the watch, what happens at nights. I think it was a wig. Was it curtain bangs or was it that bag? No, it was like the, I'd either clip and bangs
Starting point is 00:46:26 or I want to say it might have been a full wig. How I like her? Huh? That's kind of unlike her. Remember when she did a big mistake of having the bangs for her reunion? And then Terry saw it and he was like, and I remember one time I was like, oh my God, your face was like, you were so unhappy with those bangs, Terry.
Starting point is 00:46:42 And he goes, oh my God, why would you cover a beautiful face like this? So I'm like, I'm curious if he is into the bangs. But then I saw her, I think, to a panel. Maybe it was the next. day, but it didn't look like she had the bangs. So I think that might have been either. Just a wiggily. No shade to anyone, but I fucking hate clip and bangs with a passion.
Starting point is 00:47:00 I once bought some clip and bangs at like a mall kiosk. I just wanted to see what it would look like because I've never just know. I've had bangs, but like the way my hair is, I love your hairline. I'm my real house. There's a pickleball hat on right now.
Starting point is 00:47:15 You have a perfect hairline. And but I don't have it. The bangs never worked like that. That chic like bang look that she had. So I put them on and I wore them to Chelsea lately one day. Oh, my God. And all of a sudden, the way my desk would work is like, here was my desk, the computer. And then like it was like a long office. So people would walk by this glass door. My door was always open. And all these people keep coming by. And I'm like, what is going on? And Chelsea was like, everyone needs to go by Heather's office. Something like crawling Heather's head and died.
Starting point is 00:47:51 And I was like, all right, that was it. I just wanted to try it out. Never wore them again. Never did it. But I thought it would be like such a chic, fun, different look. Well, I thought I saw Carol had bangs. Did she? She had a ponytail.
Starting point is 00:48:08 But she wears bangs. Okay. Yeah. You guys were over there talking and we saw on our side. Yeah. Julie said, is that Kiki? And I'm thinking she's talking about Kiki Monique. and because Kiki's in the zeitgeist
Starting point is 00:48:23 and I'm like, no, that's not Kiki and she's like, no, Kiki from Miami and I'm like, wait, now we watch Miami Housewives Yeah, yeah, okay, so it is Kiki and I'm like and you know, Kiki on Miami she dabbles with the ladies
Starting point is 00:48:42 so it's like, Julie, get out there she's fucking, she likes women and Julie's like and something weird just stands there and like, ugh, so I'm like, Kiki, Kiki, So then Julie's like doing some weird pose. And I'm like, look, a dyke's right here. So she comes over and then she's like, hey, and she's fucking, it's insane, you guys.
Starting point is 00:49:01 She's like, she's taller than you, Heather, which you and Drake are the two tallest people at a Zempikon. And she's so tall, he's long hair. She's in solid black, so chic. She has like the blazer that's just on the shoulders with like a boostier and you know her body. And I was just like, I'm just like, oh,
Starting point is 00:49:19 and she tells us, tell him what she said about, she has a joke about, um, Fadra. Sorry. Oh, no. So wait. Wait. Okay. Okay.
Starting point is 00:49:27 Well, first I have to tell you what happened when we walked into the cameo suite. Okay. The first person to see was, um, Adriana. Right. Oh, forgot about that. Adriana from, um, from Real House as of Miami. And right when we walk in, Derek, she's like, oh, hi. And Derek's like, oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:49:45 I was just, what he told me this morning is that he did. they were they know each other and they were like he was texting is like what do you you know are you at the wind would you like to get a drink or whatever and she goes oh and she writes it back oh honey i'm in bed i'm so hung over literally that's what she wrote him when we were in the elevator we walked into the cameo suite and she's like oh hi oh my god that is hilarious so then anyway she did look tired and she was like going to bed after that so maybe that's why She was like, whatever. Oh, I've had three different people
Starting point is 00:50:17 be like, girl, I'm at New Kids on the block and then we run into him at the party. I'm like, Sheena. I didn't know that she did this thing on stage before I asked her this, but I said, I got to know who is the Haitian mortician? And she goes, I go, is it a guy? She goes, yes, it's a man.
Starting point is 00:50:33 And I said, why did she give her a coffee maker? She'd go, because literally he wanted something. Yeah, she goes, yes, he wanted something in return for like, fucking her. And she goes, oh, please, she's been, you know, engaged nine times to men, and then all of a sudden she's, you know, in love with Martina, of sure, right. She's gay for pay is what she said. Perfect. And we would concur. But then I saw a clip of her on the doing the panel, and she gets up and she goes, this is the photo of the Haitian
Starting point is 00:51:02 mortician or whatever. And she's showing like Gertie and the girl who's moderating it. And they're like, oh, stop, put that away, sit down. And then she shows it to the audience. And it's a photo of Thedra. And so she thought you know, she's been going to the groundlings too with Heather Debrough. She's doing, just doing the tie-five. She just thought that was the funniest thing. And it didn't really go over. But no, she confirmed it is a man. And
Starting point is 00:51:28 she was cool. She was fun. Well, Kiki comes out with Julie with the Pose and says, did you guys hear about the Haitian mortician? Yeah. And because we're like, oh, we're huge fans and you're so funny. Because Kiki is funny. she is funny on Miami she is really funny so she says you hear about the Haitian mortician tell him about and she goes the Haitian mort did you hear about the Haitian mortician I'm like no who who is it she's like it's Fedra ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha and then she's like no but you know she's not
Starting point is 00:51:56 even Haitian I'm Haitian so I know I was like a little bit like no it's not Fedra but she thought it was funny and she is funny so then I ask her funny I go I love her arms so much let's just then I was like I just love your arms let us see your arms and then she takes her jacket off and shows me her arms I don't know why I'm doing so you like it yeah you like my arms and then she goes what about my legs and I go yeah no Julie wants to see your legs too and then she pulls her just like I just all happening when I was talking to Carol okay okay and then when she left and we were just like love you love you love and I was like do something while you're walking away and then she
Starting point is 00:52:32 and I'm just like was sexually assaulting her for some reason and then she like does a runway walk all the way down the thing all the way down I mean we are we are beyond and we were in love with her at this point. Oh my gosh. We're in a relationship. We're in a three way. So right when we get in there, we see Sheena on the stage singing good as cold. Yep. And I see Gretchen. So I got some great photos with Gretchen. And she was nice. We said hello to her too. And she was so nice. She's always nice. She's always nice. She was nice. And in case she's wondering, she did ask if we, she thought she recognized me from Amsterdam. But I just want her to know that you're not a lesbian who works in Amsterdam.
Starting point is 00:53:10 I'm not a lesbian hooker and the right. She said something and then listen I was drunk and the music was loud that's funny. But we she thought we had I said to her have we met before and she said
Starting point is 00:53:22 I think we haven't did we mean it Amsterdam or something like that? Like no it wasn't me in Amsterdam. I don't get that or maybe she thought maybe I just looked like someone she'd I don't know but she couldn't have been more nice
Starting point is 00:53:35 than I was like. I have to be honest with you guys I do remember later in the night. I remember getting home, all of it. Although I was like, where did Drake go? And Julie's like, he was with us all the way to the end. I was like, oh. She goes, but he wasn't in the elevator. I was like, nope, he was in the elevator. But I do remember the end of the night. I don't remember ever seeing Gretchen. Was I there? You were there. No, I mean, I was just, I took a bunch of photos with Gretchen and talked to Gretchen. And then I found you like after. Like, so maybe you weren't. She was there.
Starting point is 00:54:07 Was that when I was wandering around to find out. No, she was there. on. The photo of you and me with Gretchen, it was also two fans are in the... Yes. Two people we don't know. Yeah, yeah. I just went through the photos. That's how I even was talking to her. Drake has a lot of the photos because he was like taking them for us. Because there was times I walked
Starting point is 00:54:23 away to like go try to fight people. Well, that's what's what's coming out. Well, I mean, here. Okay. So, you know, Real House with Ossie had big news. They handed Vicky her orange, meaning she can come back for season 20. Thank God. And she had no idea and her podcast partner didn't know, which we all think it's great. But as a businesswoman, I think
Starting point is 00:54:47 it's unfortunate because you smart on peacock, because now you have no negotiation. She's been saying if they want me back, there's going to be a lot of things you're going to have to do. Well, now she's like, yes, I'll do it. I'll do it. I'm so happy to do it. And I'm afraid that they're going to say to her, well, according to your contract on the 88's page that you signed in 2006. If there's a two-year break between you being on the show as a regular, we go back to 60,000 a year. Like, I'm so afraid they're going to fuck her that way. Because they work for these girls, you guys. These girls are getting nothing for the weekend. They have to pay for their own hair and makeup. They, um, every day, they get their own wardroves together. And they,
Starting point is 00:55:33 if they say no, then they become a Jenna Lyons who's no longer on the show. So it's like, you cannot, I think the only person that's not here that was scheduled to go was the cute blonde girl from Southern Charmer, Corey, what's her name, the pretty blonde. Madison LaCroy? Yeah, because she got a car accident. Oh, no. If she hadn't gotten her to car accident, she probably never worked again in Bravo. Like, you cannot skip it.
Starting point is 00:55:55 So you don't have a choice. So, you know, there's a lot that they have to do. And so they, anyway, I hope they pay her what she deserves. And, you know, there's so, and then, you know, there's a lot of rumors that, you know, there is well listen they got to shake up the cast they said there's going to be a big shakeup
Starting point is 00:56:13 on Real House FOC and that was after the Vicky News so that was the shakeup so they handed her the origin then they said there's going to be a big shakeup I think on another panel or something that said it and I mean I think
Starting point is 00:56:25 you know yeah I think I think and Shannon knows she's probably going so she's probably that maybe yeah I mean maybe that's why you know it's like she is rude to people and stuff
Starting point is 00:56:37 I don't know. She's, well, we know. I think people are done with her schick. Having two dogs is not an interesting storyline. I mean, there was no storyline this season. And I don't think we need the Trace Amigas do it. I think we need to see Vicki and Tamara together. That'll be fun.
Starting point is 00:56:53 I would say the one storyline she would have if they did keep her is the fact that the Trace Amigas broke up, but Bravo probably doesn't even want to mess with dumbass Trace Amigas. We're the Trace Amigas. Well, the live show is never coming back. So if you guys missed it, it's not coming back with the Trace Amigos. And, but maybe they'll all take Crowling's classes with Heather DeBrow
Starting point is 00:57:14 and then they just do a, you know. Let's do quadruple amegas. Yeah. In fucking Suburras. Apparently Heather DeBrow and Luan squash the beef. I'm like, what was the beef that they both want to perform and sing?
Starting point is 00:57:27 I guess they're doing. Oh, you know what? Heather DeBrow did do a cabaret act recently. Oh, that's right. She was with Richard Merks. Yeah, she was singing. So maybe it has something with like, you know, like Luan being,
Starting point is 00:57:36 I'm like, I'm the only one that can sing and play the bongos. I don't know. I don't know. Well, then she's going to be mad at you, Heather. I hope she doesn't start out. She's mad at you. Don't give her the spoiler for the live show. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:47 Here's the deal. But straight up, if we weren't in bed, you would need to shuffle in and say, buy Shannon. I think Shannon should go. I think I'm so excited for Vicky's return. Yeah. There's no one funnier than Vicky, and she doesn't even need the fucking groundlings. Yeah. Like, Julie, tell him your favorite thing when she always goes.
Starting point is 00:58:06 God. Just tell them all. Tell them that I died sad. That is the best thing. Tell them I died. Yeah, that is one of the. That's because she broke up with that guy that was running for governor. Remember that? And then he married like a teacher, a 35-year-old teacher like a week later. But then she said it again on the girl's trip. Yeah. She said, because she was depressed from another breakup and said, tell him, I died sad. She said somewhere, or I heard that she's like, well, I've been with my boyfriend for four years. And that's usually when people break up with me. So maybe she'll be single, which will be fun or maybe or not. But I'm wondering if she's saying that knowing that this boyfriend probably doesn't want to film. And so she's like either
Starting point is 00:58:47 he's going to film and we're going to stay together or, you know, take your bag of oranges and leave because I will not ever give up this show. Okay. So even if she was dating someone because we know she loves love and they said they wouldn't film, you think she'd give up the relationship to do the show? I think she'd say oh you know if the next now she has the job so if like if she felt like him not filming like the producers were being annoyed by it
Starting point is 00:59:12 yeah I think she'd kick him to the curb oh wow because she says she wants to sell her insurance business and stuff so she just wants to go back to just being you know just doing the show that's a full-time job you need to do that well then we're going to get the life insurance yeah Julie and I are supposed to get life insurance through her
Starting point is 00:59:29 so she's going to stop doing that she's going to sell the biz That's the rumor. Oh, we're definitely got to do that. Well, I like can't stand fucking Shannon and I'm here to put it out there and I think she's a bitch. I think she's rude to production.
Starting point is 00:59:40 I think it's obvious. And I get that she can be funny and likable and she has been hit or miss and she's been nice to us in the past. She's also been rude to us in the past. Yeah. So, and we did interview her and she was not pleasant.
Starting point is 00:59:54 And then she talked shit about us after she left the interview. Yeah. As if we had done something to her. Which we didn't. And she's a miserable. Look. what the the truth
Starting point is 01:00:04 well she all the falling you know all the falling it could be either a she that's her that's her attempt to being funny which I think pisses off Heather Debrough because Heather Debrough I think shaded her a little because that's Heather Debrose is a comedian
Starting point is 01:00:19 and she and only you know either and Heather Debrough doesn't have to do Pratt falls okay no but she said she defended Gina on something and she said you know Gina works really hard everything she has she's earned herself and she goes and she's one of the few housewives on our cast
Starting point is 01:00:37 that actually owns her home and I'm like wait a minute you own your home Tamara owns her home Emily and Shane own their home whether the parents help or not that house is not a rental and so I'm like Katie we know rents but the only and we know that Shannon rents so I'm like I thought that was some shade like I think she's done with this thing too
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Starting point is 01:02:49 You can also find new episodes on the Swiftologist YouTube channel. Okay, so then, so that was a really fun night. Oh, God, it was so fun, though. Wait, what night we were talking about? about the night with when Shannon and Gretchen and the other hand that it happened on the show so Teresa and Joe according to what they said Teresa reached out to Joe they met at their where their parents are buried at the mausoleum alone first and she said I know that the four of us we were first going to get the four of us together and she goes I just want to be with my brother
Starting point is 01:03:18 and then they're on the red carpet and I think I like it was it was honestly so sweet she's like fixing his jacket. Oh. And they were so close. And she is the older sister. And what I've learned from Italian-American families that, like, especially
Starting point is 01:03:37 East Coast Italian, that's like, the older daughter is almost like a second mother, even if they're close. So I think their relationship, you know, was obviously torn apart because of fame. Yes. And then, you know,
Starting point is 01:03:53 and then I think there was a time when Melissa and Joe Gorgas said, we love Louie. We're happy because he didn't, Joe Judeyce didn't always get along. But then the pizza thing, they felt fucked over by the pizza thing. Right.
Starting point is 01:04:08 Which was, you know, Joe Gorgas idea to do a pizza business with Teresa that could call no-no's pizza, which would be like this little pizza oven that you like get a subscription thing and every week, every month, there's like a new pizza where you get the dough and all that,
Starting point is 01:04:23 which is a really smart idea. And there was something where they thought, you know, that Louis hijacked the idea. And they all of a sudden they woke up and they're like, why are they doing a photo shoot with just Teresa and the daughters? And they changed the name, too. And then Teresa said, oh, my God, we just, then they thought they were doing the right thing by just abandoning the idea altogether. And now is there a bunch of pizza ovens?
Starting point is 01:04:48 Yeah, she said, she, Teresa told me, like, that was Louis's money and we lost all that money. But it was Joe's idea. so that is what started a big fight then but you know she spoke very highly of Melissa she said that um they said who do you think looks most beautiful at the reunions and she goes Melissa oh my god that's I'm gonna start crying that is amazing and then she's like can you fucking believe that that's incredible so and then Melissa you know posted a photo of all of them and she's like don't question it just support it and I do believe that Melissa is a saint in all of this because she's had to, you know, it is her husband, it's, you know, she knows she's doing, she do,
Starting point is 01:05:29 I feel like she's doing it, hopefully she's doing it for herself as well, but she's doing it for her husband. She's doing it for the cousins, the kids to all, you know, in a few years they'll be getting married. Because Antonia and Melania are the same age. Yeah, like in, yeah, like the next 10 years, there's going to be engagements, there's going to be marriages. Yeah. And it's, so, and if this leads to them all coming back on the show together, great. But Dolores said, I'm happy, but I don't want to hear about. about it. I don't want to see it on our show. It's not a storyline. We are done. So I think whether it was told to them or not, or they figured it out on their owner, or if it's truly
Starting point is 01:06:05 organic, that Bravo's like, we need you to make up actually be good for like months before we ever consider having you guys all back on. And you think that because of what Dolores said? Yeah, that's what I thought. No, that's just what I thought the minute I heard that they're going to be making amends. But they don't want. And Dolores is basically saying we don't want this as like the conflict. Right. We don't want like, oh, their first meeting on camera because now they hasn't. They met off camera.
Starting point is 01:06:33 They met alone. They're having a nice time here at BravoCon together. So everyone's refollowing each other. And, you know, that's always big news. I'm like, I don't understand why I said, like, you can always mute someone. Like, so the fans don't know. But maybe that's a big message because Jennifer Tilly said, um, she thought it was awful that Garcel stopped following.
Starting point is 01:06:54 them all. I'm like, why would Garcel want to see you guys having fun and filming and parting when she's no longer part of it? Yeah, absolutely. That is not healthy. No. And so yeah, but I mean, I've walked up to people at parties and said, I just want you to know in case you didn't realize I've blocked
Starting point is 01:07:11 you and everyone in your family. Yeah. So at that point, I want to say about and she's not lying when she says that because I think I've heard her told she's blocked people's whole family, Heather. But I want to say at least about we We, Julie and I, and I've told the story a million times,
Starting point is 01:07:27 but we worked with Teresa and Melissa at Melissa's home when Teresa just got out of prison for a Bravo thing. And that was the season, one of my most favorite seasons, Melissa had that fucking J-Lo, like her hair. It was her Jennifer Lopez era, and her hair was like a shorter, like, not a bob, but a little longer bob. She was so beautiful.
Starting point is 01:07:53 They were getting along. And when they get along, everything's the best. I think it's like what you said, the oldest daughter is the second mom. They were so, so close. And I know Teresa was obviously very, very jealous and competitive when he got in a relationship, which is like that thing, you know, that happens with mothers and sons when the son gets the high wife. Right. And she just didn't want them on the show.
Starting point is 01:08:15 Yeah, she didn't. And I don't blame her. And also what you said about Louis, just in terms of Juicy Joe, which is true. Teresa's first husband, Joe Gorga had the same relationship with Juicy Joe that Teresa has with Melissa. They were so competitive. He was so jealous of Juicy Joe with his father. And that's why they got in the fight. So it almost was perfect when she finally got with Louie because Juicy Joe's, you know, deported or exported or whatever the fuck. And so then they got Louie. And so and I think it's, you know, unfortunate because it does kind of seem like we shouldn't be getting
Starting point is 01:08:51 into business with Louie. Even though we like Louie. I know the fans don't, but we do. But I think it's pretty obvious. Nobody should be doing business with Lou. But then the wedding thing happened. And I think I said this to Melissa. I was like back when the wedding happened where they didn't go, I'm like, you just couldn't win with that.
Starting point is 01:09:11 If you went, it would be like they're drawing attention. They're making it about them. If you don't go, which I think, listen, weddings are a big deal. but at the same time, sometimes it is better that you don't go to a wedding if you're not in a good place
Starting point is 01:09:26 because... I thought they should have gone. I think they should have gone too, but I also saw that, like, if we're not in a good place and you somehow think that we're not wishing you well. But it's not just that they didn't go
Starting point is 01:09:37 is that they filmed and then they filmed that party, but they're like, we're having our family over and it seemed that was what I thought was mean, was that they had their own party. Yeah, they should have just been chill.
Starting point is 01:09:48 You just have to go. You have to just go and be like, We're in a fight. Go, like, go and, like, even Margaret went, but she didn't stay long, but she went. And she said it was awkward because she was, you know, really team Melissa and Joe at that point, but she still went because it was a wedding. And, you know, yeah, it's, I'm so happy they made up. I think it's a new era.
Starting point is 01:10:08 It's, like, something to me, I'm using it as, like, a talisman of, like, the future, like, a positive, like, I'm so excited that they made up. Other big news. Rhode Island, they dropped the trailer. of the real houses of Rhode Island. Dolores is in it. And... Dolores is in it?
Starting point is 01:10:27 Yeah. She's like a friend of, right? Or no. She's just... I think they just wanted one well-oiled machine to, like, help bring it together, but I don't know how she's going to stay on it or not. And where in Rhode Island does it say? Is it like Newport? Yes. Super wealthy, younger people. Everyone looks more like their 40s and under.
Starting point is 01:10:44 Okay. And then Ashley I from The Bachelor is on it. Wow. Remember Ashley I and her cute husband and their cute baby? No, but we were discussing it last night. So this is the first crossover of Bachelor to... Oh, yeah. Housewives.
Starting point is 01:10:59 So she met her husband on The Bachelor? She was a virgin going through the Bachelor. She did not get the guy. Then she was on Bachelor in Paradise. And that's when she lost her virginity. And then she... With three different people. She was a virgin.
Starting point is 01:11:19 She like met him or something. And then they were like just friends. And then they, oh, this was it. They were friends. And then she was dating somebody. And that's when he realized, wait a minute, like, I like her. And he's gorgeous. And so they're on it.
Starting point is 01:11:34 Is her real, is it Ashley I letter or? It was just because, it was like Ashley, like Iversed or something like that. Whatever her last name is. But it was because there were like multiple Ashley's. Okay. So it was like, she was Ashley I. That's so that's cool, kind of interesting. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:11:49 Her and the guy, and they're wealthy. I don't know that they were that wealthy, but they live there. And they're on the show. Yeah. Oh, that's cool. I mean, I think they do fine, you know, but I don't, maybe her family's rich. I don't know, but I know they have a coffee shop. They're big influencers.
Starting point is 01:12:04 They now have two boys. And now Nick Vial can finally be like, now I have a crossover between Bachelor Nation and Bravo Nation. Yeah. So when is that coming out? Did they announce it? I don't know the date, but I know that January 3rd or something is the, um, the cult of Mary H. Crosby or whatever. I cannot wait.
Starting point is 01:12:24 I can't wait. The cult of Mary Crosby's doc is dropping like January something and they drop the trailer on Friday. Yes. And that's on like TLC or something. It's a TLC HBO Max. So I guess it'll come on TLC first and then you could watch it on HBO Mac. There is some executive sitting somewhere, I'm just saying, who was like, I mean, Mary Crosby finally had.
Starting point is 01:12:49 evolved into like actually like one of the better housewives on salt lake city like like you know common sense the voice of reason funny and now they just somebody some executives just like fuck bravo and just went and made this doc and it's like there's really i don't see this turning out well for anyone i don't know that we come out of this documentary with anything but a feeling of oh she just her response was like God is good and then next week is like her they all go to her church again and you know she claps with her Chanel leather
Starting point is 01:13:28 gloves exactly that the purchase paid for that's godlike okay wait what else was it some of the other things that happened before we wrap it up Erica Jane doesn't like she said Camille and Lisa Bannapumper dead to her oh I want to ask you a question
Starting point is 01:13:47 Yeah. So Rachel Zoh is on Beverly Hills. Yes. I want to know what you think. In Beverly Hills, we think, will come out like March or something. They're filming now, right? Yes. Yeah, pretty soon, I think.
Starting point is 01:14:01 They showed the first scene or something at the thing. Oh, they did? Yeah, somebody filmed it. Okay. I didn't watch it. Okay, so we haven't seen that. Where do you think Rachel Zoh is landing? Is Rachel Zoe?
Starting point is 01:14:11 Because you were going to say that Doreet and Erica are kind of in a little... I heard that she doesn't bring that much drama. to it. But do you think she's with either water or she's just friends with everyone? I think she's friends with everybody. And then Doreet and Erica have a big friendship breakup. Oh. And Dorete also said that
Starting point is 01:14:29 P.K. is the master of his own disaster. Cute Ryan. Great. And then she's open dating again. And then Dorete also said that she would want really Serena to come back as a full-time cast member. I bet she does. That makes me think that Rachel Zowe might be with
Starting point is 01:14:47 Kyle and Erica Jane. Camille, Grammar, Meyer, Myers are new last thing. She's like, oh, I, best thing to say about my husband is I love all that Frazier money. As you know, as you know, I guess her on Frazier.
Starting point is 01:15:03 But he just had his eighth child with the wife that he married after her. Jesus. I like Camille Gramer. I feel I would love for her to come back, but Doree doesn't want her come back. Um, Would you want Lisa Renna to come back?
Starting point is 01:15:19 Oh, yeah. Sure. Yeah. Why the fuck don't? I am dying to see the Rachel's O dynamic, though. I really truly am. Because you know everybody's just intimidated and Rachel's Zoh's stylist. She had already been on Bravo for 20 years.
Starting point is 01:15:35 Everybody's pulling out their fucking maxi dresses and their block heels. Oh, Teresa said she'd like Jacqueline to come back. No. No. Wrong. No. Wrong road. No.
Starting point is 01:15:46 wrong road first of all I thought she lived in orange county now I thought she lives in Vegas oh yeah I don't sorry I think she literally might live in Vegas Jacqueline and her if you're not going to play the summer I mean who's used that I don't need some fourth yeah removed cousin from Caroline Manzo back on the show if you're not going to play the girls trip with Brandy Glanville you know essaying Caroline in the bathroom then we're not going to fucking deal with her 27th brother-in-law's wife on the show we don't Speaking of which I predict the new show, because they asked Annie these questions. And I'm sure Annie was, none of these questions were probably, he probably knew what they were.
Starting point is 01:16:25 But anyway, maybe not. And it was what would be your ultimate couples trip. So I think there's going to be a new couples trip show. Ultimate couples trip. That's a thing they do on married to medicine. And I will say, if you haven't watched Married to Medicine, start from the beginning, binge it in a weekend if you're a binger. They do couples trips on Married to Medicine. and Heather, it is fucking riveting.
Starting point is 01:16:47 People will be getting divorced, getting back together, crying, they're going into the ocean, they're doing weird deeds. They do marriage encounter things. Now, my family, I don't know if you have this at your church called marriage encounter.
Starting point is 01:16:58 Oh, yeah. Okay. And they also have family encounter. My parents did marriage encounter at the temple. And then they made us do family encounter. Okay. Which means, and they do all this stuff on the couple's trips. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:17:10 And they do what I'm married to medicine. So intense. They do, you have to like write your partner a, letter and it's a whole thing with like now you're dead and you're at the thing there's a lot of writing things you have to stay you sit hands with your own dad in front of everyone they seat people together facing them and you have to do eye contact and then be like do all communication exercises they do all of that stuff so I think that show could be good but I didn't like the the the his ideal
Starting point is 01:17:38 cast I wasn't feeling Heather wasn't it like oh the ideal cast you know he said his last dinner or whatever. No, I mean, it was a couple's trip first. Oh, the couple's trip was, what I thought. Yeah, Lisa and Joe, I'm sorry, Melissa and Joe. And it was, Fager and whoever Fager's with. Right. Whoever's, who is ever Portia's. And then, yeah, it wasn't, it wasn't, oh, no, I don't know who the other couples were. His favorite girls to have his last meal with would be Vicki Luann, Candy, Giselle, um, and Kyle. Vicki Luan Oh and Kyle said that when it comes
Starting point is 01:18:18 her sexuality she's opening up she's open to it She's all She's open, no now she's open to it You're talking about gay for pay We're just slow playing this for seven seasons But more importantly before I guess you wrap it up
Starting point is 01:18:34 My question is Are your eyes as dry as mine and lips From this fucking hotel area? I have No eye drops I can give to you that are amazing
Starting point is 01:18:46 I just like pop make your eyes sparkle and they're not the ones that shape change the shape of your eyes that's weird
Starting point is 01:18:52 this just will like lube your eye up great she loves loose I think we covered everything that we plan
Starting point is 01:18:59 on covering you guys I think a couple's trip TV show a couple of Bravo is a good idea oh wait I have one last thing
Starting point is 01:19:05 one sheet of paper oh my gosh so a real house of Oc who is been accused of being a grifter that we know as a grifter promised our friend um a free room claimed that she'd gotten seven free rooms for for bravo con and two days before bravo con
Starting point is 01:19:27 started there there was no real that is a grifter ass move that is where it's that kind of griftering where you're like why would this person do it they're not trying to fuck me they're not trying to steal money from me but it's like dangling a carrot acting powerful nobody's giving extra free rooms to a real housewife that's barely on the show that was only on for you know half the season yeah and it's only yeah they're not getting so it's like oh my god that didn't prove that she was yeah she was like this nardo he's not answering i can't get your room at fucking links or wherever when the person shows up and the room isn't there and then you call them and they're like oh my god i couldn't get them on the phone i'm so sorry or it it is classic
Starting point is 01:20:11 And we all get triggered because we've chased around Coachella tickets. Right. We've chased around like concert tickets. And had the grift of the person being like, I've got the tickets for you and then you show up and then their tickets aren't there. No. My grifter from the stage coach, I was actually kind of doing the same thing I was doing with like the weird person's calling me.
Starting point is 01:20:31 Like I'm scamming the scam. I just wanted to see like how long it would go. Yeah. Heather keeps playing it out just to see how long is this person going to lie to me. And we're like, and just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just going to keep pretending I want the ticket just to let them keep stressing out and lying to me. No, and then I finally went
Starting point is 01:20:47 to go get the ticket for stagecoach and I already had my wristband that I paid for. Yeah, you already ready. And so I was going to pick up another band that I could like give to my sister. So I have to go to like where the tennis courts are to get it. And then the guy
Starting point is 01:21:03 is like, the grifter's like, oh, it's, I got you a working thing. Like I'm working. Like I'm picking up sanitation. I'm staff. Hold on. Damage. So I go, oh, hi, I'm picking up my thing. And the guy goes, all right, I need to put it on you. And I go, okay. And then he sees that I already had my wristband on, which was the expensive artist pass. I would have to cut that off to give you this one. You can't have two passes. Because they know that I'm probably going to give it to somebody. This little tiny thing, I could have put it on and put it on my tiny sister's wrist, well. So then I was like, well, no, I'm not cutting off my thing. Because like, if you try to cut it and paint it, tape it they they they're like no so then i just left and then he was like did you pick it up and i go yeah i'm not cutting off my wristband like whatever to get this but then i realize he was like but then i realized if i said that he'd be like wait i thought you didn't have him
Starting point is 01:21:56 because i never told him that i bought him because i was seeing if i could ever get free tickets for like my sister or whatever we should say yellow flower down to the damn tennis courts to get the fucking sanitation worker thing yeah i'd have to show it on gie though and she would not have been able to anywhere they'd literally only let her in the parking lot with that thing he was going to give you he's drifting they'd be like yeah they'd be like here's that are you with the sanitation department or what yeah like all of a sudden now I'm
Starting point is 01:22:20 picking up more shit or something and then Shannon's parking the cars for Coachella out and fucking we're like Shannon drop us off see you later babe okay we have got to go have some lunch before we go on the helicopter oh my God then go to David Copperfield oh my God then go to Delilah
Starting point is 01:22:37 oh my God then who knows what there is a potential party after delilah there's no way we're going to order the thing and then and then we in surprise we're going to go to bravo con now we're going to a zempicon we got access passes from hither's grifter friend at the tennis court i know i'm just thinking well at least they you know don't have to feed the girls so that saved peacocks of money yeah yeah but i just want everyone to just never forget that we came to bravocon and did not even go to BravoCon.
Starting point is 01:23:09 A lot of, you know what, a lot of these girls came up to me when I was buying the Band-Aids and she goes, I go, she goes, we came to see your show. We went to your show last night. I'm like, oh, thank you. I go, you have fun today at BravoCon? She goes, no, we did what you said to do? I go, what did I say? She goes, we just went where they all walk in and we got to see all of them and we got
Starting point is 01:23:29 to get photos and I'm like, that is what you do. Because the panel stuff, you're sitting there. There's no tea being spilled. all the if you follow some of these really good Bravo accounts they're filming it they're sharing it so it's like and they're streaming it all on Peacock anyway you already have Peacock
Starting point is 01:23:47 but it's coming here the trifecter that I noticed and I met so many and I just want to say this so many so many nice wheat like juicy scoop listeners like the perfect yes they truly are it's a juicy scoop army is just like the
Starting point is 01:24:02 they're like a step above everybody else because they're like the classiest yes women and they were And gays. They were, and a man or two. They're a gay man, a straight man. Their trifecta, which isn't even a trifecta, their dual fecta was like, juicy scoop Friday, new kids Saturday, bye girl.
Starting point is 01:24:18 And like, but then walking around Vegas and just, you know, partying it up in Vegas. But that was. No, I saw a husband and wife. They only came to see my show. And they were like, it was so fun. You guys were so funny last night. And Westwood, they were holding Prada bags. I said, it looks like you know how to do your, your bravo con.
Starting point is 01:24:37 and they're like, yep. Like, we're going to buy Prada and not spend it on. But anyway, I do want to say my mysterious juicy scooper, who, this is the second Chanel gift, she's given me. Better watch out, Peter.
Starting point is 01:24:53 Heather's got a mistress. She's been in the Uber with her. We just did a TikTok about it. Should I do a little unboxing here? Yes. I already opened it so the thing is off. But it has all the authenticity, all the stuff.
Starting point is 01:25:06 Wow. Look at how nice. nice this little thing is and it's the it's the partner to the other one she gave me so she gave me this that this is for like your credit cards and I have the other one that's like a change purse and this is what I love because you can't ever no one needs a whole big wallet anymore no because you only use like one or two cards and then and then this is just is and then the signature pink oh my god that how cute is that wow gorgeous you bitch oh and then Oh, somebody else gave me a great bottle of wine.
Starting point is 01:25:39 I didn't get as many gifts this time in Vegas. It's too much to carry. Yeah, you don't want to carry it around. But I did give out some hats, some juice scoop hats that you can buy. Oh, yeah. How did that go? I didn't see. They loved it. How was, so you went like this, you whipped them out? I gave.
Starting point is 01:25:55 I threw out 10. I wasn't sure, you know, with my little wrist, I've never thrown a hat out to anybody in my life. And so I remember when we did these shows with Chewy, we do the community to Chelsea lately. We're like, you know, shoes not a comedian and you would just come out and be like, what's up, bitches?
Starting point is 01:26:12 Which is like basically, whatever. Sometimes people do that. That's their whole show. And they do a lot of podcasts. But anyway, they had a gun for him to shoot out the t-shirts. T-shirt gun? Yeah, no, I just threw the hat.
Starting point is 01:26:27 People got him and people wore him. But then when I'm doing it, I'm like, oh, I wish I had like 100 more. Now I want to give him out of him. Yeah, because they're really cute. You can buy them and Heatherbringtel.net, you can still watch the stream, follow Brandy and Julie, check out them. They are also on Patreon as well as having their own podcast, DemKK podcast.
Starting point is 01:26:47 Can you be more specific about where we can watch the stream because I want my mom to buy it and watch it? How does my mom do that? If she just goes to Heatherbrichel.net, you'll see to her. And right now, the only thing is the mom-in-house. You can just click on it, purchase it. You purchase it. Then they send you an email. email and then you click on that and then you can watch it and you can rewatch it until
Starting point is 01:27:10 friday okay we don't want any negative feedback mom watch it thank you everybody stay safe out there

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