Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Britney Book, RHOBH, Vanderpump with Sarah Colonna

Episode Date: July 13, 2023

Comedian Sarah Colonna is here! Britney announces her pre-order for her book and demands that I apologize to her. Jonah Hill supporters share their thoughts on him as a boyfriend.  Sarah Colonna unknowingly almost pulled a Miranda Sings!  AI continues to scare and fail us. RHOBH has picked up cameras to catch the Kyle and Mauricio drama. Vanderpump Rules was nominated for an Emmy as Ariana continues to book jobs. Sheree of RHOA appears to have overly filled her face. Who dropped their Coke in the White House? Kevin Costner has to pay $129k per month for child support. Tokyo Tiny is not a typical grandma. Brad Pitt is being sued. Vote For Juicy Scoop: realitytelevisionawards.com/vote Get extra juice on Patreon: patreon.com/juicyscoop Subscribe on Youtube: youtube.com/@JuicyScoop Follow me on Instagram: instagram.com/heathermcdonald Follow me on TikTok: tiktok.com/@heathermcdonald Follow me on Twitter: twitter.com/HeatherMcDonald Follow Sarah @sarahcolonna1 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Woo, woo, and a McDonald. Juicy scoop. Hello and welcome to Juicy scoop. I have our curly hair, glowy skin, delight, sir, Kelona. We have so much to discuss. Welcome back. Thanks, girl.

Thanks for having me. You're very bright pink. We are both wearing a short set, shorts with a summer top. Yeah, yours matches a little bit better than mine. I like the idea that yours doesn't totally match. I feel that's very fashion forward. Well, it's like bright colors and different things and patterns.

It's kind of matches, doesn't it? There's the orange shorts and there's a little, okay. I like a burgundy. I like it all. It's I think it's cute. The shorts are from rent and went runway. And I really want I want to buy them. Give them back. Yeah. But I want to buy them because so you can have the option to buy. But right now that they, it's as unavailable to buy. So I have to keep stopping stalking the app. Cause obviously someone has them rented after me. It's a real tough out there.

Oh my God. If somebody gets these or we're going to take a full-length photo. And whoever happens to have kids, these orange shorts that you wore, I mean, this is up there with like the Kardashian closet. Yeah, except you're piggybacking on the red the runway. Someone could be like, I wore these shorts after Sarah, wore them running around in the valley heat. Yeah, like five times that I haven't watched them yet. So I don't know if that's like an only fans thing that I could probably get them up there for.

It's the size 28, because they do, you know, go for the size 28 if you want the ones that I can't seem to buy. Oh my God, this is, I will die if someone that has them, That is so funny. You look kind of like the Barbie movie, like the colors for the Barbie movie. I'm just watching.

I'm very good at the Barbie. A lot of people ask me to bring back the Barbies and do stuff with the Barbies. I might, I have a fresh idea over what some of the topics that are coming up today. OK. That I might bring them back to an extent. A couple of people in honor of the movie.

A few people have started to do exactly what I did, and I am fine with that. It's a lot of work. They do a wonderful job, reenacting scenes from Bravo shows with Barbies, but I am inspired to do something. So I might do it later on. I don't know.

It's time consuming. And as you see, you know, Drake has to get to a golf game later on today. So I don't know how much time I have Well, otherwise Brandy's Brandon's gonna have to start playing with the barby soon, so Don't say that I'm not open to everything. Okay, listen Britney Spears the book is coming you can pre-order she posted this yesterday and it is coming out October 24th

That's exciting. It's very well. There's more exciting stuff that's out. Okay, so on Tuesday show Justin and I talked about what happened to Brittany over the weekend when she approached the Spurs player and got and and the you know and it was it was sad that it happened anyway we talked about it and we were like well we don't blame the security guard you're in Vegas some woman comes running up to who you're supposed to protect I'm sure a lot of girls in orange shorts okay and blonde hair in Vegas. See, that tall drink of water

and are excited to say hello. Yes. And she tapped him from behind, so he didn't know it was Britney behind him. And so we just sort of what we're saying, I'm kind of glad that the security guard's not in trouble for it, sad that it happened to Britney, but whatever. So, several people sent me her story yesterday.

She says in this video, in the 4A of the Cheesecake Factory, a.k.a. her house, she says, I was listening to a radio show. Now, I'm granted, there's probably 800 other shows that talked about this subject and made it have my point of view. But I have been convinced that she is a juicy scooper. I could see that. I could definitely see that.

And she literally said, you know, to say that I deserved it because people do this. I've been around the biggest stars and my security has never treated anybody like this before. And he pushed me away and then my hand hit me and I fell to the ground and they did not approach my table, which they also took over for probably sure, or probably sure, was sitting there. You wonder the bathroom and then they sat at the cat table.

So she goes, but she said, 30 minutes later, did I get my apology, but I want my apology from me, I believe. So Brittney, first of all, I'm gonna buy your book. And I'd love to have you and Jusis Koo. Yeah, come on, I'm gonna buy your book. And I'd love to have you, GCC scoop. Yeah, come on the show and put out your book. And I would love to talk about all the AI green screen theories and everything I've talked about

from her wedding to everything else. I obviously will be pre-ordering your book and reading it like the minute it comes available on that Tuesday at midnight or whatever it is Tuesday morning. But anyway, yeah, I'm sorry. I wasn't saying you deserved it. I was just I'm just happy that the security guard who I don't had any ill will to George. No, it was a reaction. I'm just glad he's not being sued. I'm glad he's not going to prison. Right. It was more about that. not that I'm happy

that she got smacked. Right. And I had the video I was trying to decipher. Yeah, I was kind of trying to see where she got hit. I didn't see her fall to the ground in it, but I know there's like different angles. But obviously it's nobody wanted to smack Britney Spears in the face.

Right. Because everyone's gonna find out about it. That's for sure. Yeah. And nobody just wants to do that in general. But yeah, he was just reacting in the face. Right. Yes, everyone's going to find out about it. That's for sure. Yes. And nobody just wants to do that in general. But yeah, he was just reacting in his moment. So it seems like it was just a shitty circumstances that happened. How you being married to Super Bowl winner, John Ryan.

Slashpin's Prince Harry. Also, Prince Harry look like. So you've had some negative women come up to you. Some people that made their home venturable of art. Yeah. Have approached you. And just out of nowhere, I said, fuck you, Prince Harry, right, to my husband's face. And he said, I didn't, there was no smacking. I'll say that. No, he just said, thank you. Yeah. And then but have you ever been with the team or something where you're walking through a place

and you have security guards? And there's just, hose, be a swat and just swat and hose, swat and hose, swat and hose. I have not been through hose, be a swat and because I, I think what we've always, I've always was meeting him in the family area after games. And then they have, like when they're leaving the stadium, it was a little bit different.

So they go through to their locker room and then directly into their own parking garage. So there was only family and friends. I had to spot a couple of friend-hose, I guess, away. People in front-hose. Like, friends of other teammates that maybe wanted to come over. No, I guess, away, you know, people in front of friends of other teammates that maybe wanted to come over. No, I didn't. But there was, yeah, it was mostly, it was only friends that we had like a friends and family area that we went right after the game.

And the expression for what you are is a wag. Wives and girlfriends. It's just wives and girlfriends. Oh, just wives and girlfriends. Yeah. Whoever. And there were those shows, the wags, whatever. Remember, I remember the one there was one on Wags, and it was football. I think it was football-wise. I can't, and it wasn't called football, but it was called Wags.

And it was like, somewhere basketball-wise, somewhere football, they were all in there. And I just remember they were always on private jets. And I was like boarding my Southwest flight to Seattle. And I just, I was like, what? To see his seed, John. To see, yeah. Yeah I just, I was like, what is... To see to see? John to see. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Or my Delta, which is a nice airline, but it's not a PJ, you know? It's not a private jet. So I couldn't figure out, it's obviously some of them were like, quarterback money, right? Hunter money is a little different than quarterback money, to be fair.

I still think what we should have done back then is we should have done a sketch of just how you just did not fit in this Wags group. Oh yeah. And they're all, they're shopping, they're trying and then you're pulling your suitcase to go to the chuckle hunt. And like in Idaho and they're like, who, why does that one have to work? Like, who is that?

Right. She's a wag too. Well, she's not one of us. No. They were nice to me, but I'm sure they were nice. No, they really were, but it was funny. In fact, Russell Wilson's wife, Ciara, and she was actually always in like,

when I saw her in a game, once we were all in a bus together and she was in just a jersey and jeans. But don't you think that's because she has her own thing going to maybe? Listen, everybody's different. I'm sure they're all lovely. I follow some on TikTok. I think their families are cute. Like, they're fast. They just, a lot of them just dressed a lot better than I did at games.

Yes, yes. And I don't know if anybody else is saying, I've got the, the, the, the, the run the runway shorts from Sierra. That's right. I have that. I don't have that. No, they don't.

Okay, so wait, I do want to say something just because we're on the topic. I'm just going to jump to something really quick because this is so amazing. Hey, I want to not show this. Someone just sent this to me. It's from the Chris and Rosie Ramsey show. It's a BBC panel funny type of show. So this clip came out and I'm like, I just got sent it from a juicy scuba and I'm like, I am saving this for Sarah. And they were talking about wags and that wives and girlfriends are called of whatever professional

flares. And they said, the ass is girl, and they go, but wait, what is the name again that they call girlfriends of comedians? And she said, chuckle fuckers. And she said, Chucklefuckers. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha too. But I also going to say that John and Peter can be called a Chucklefucker. Oh, that's right. I'm a wagon. He's a Chucklefucker. And then I just saw a clip of Tom Segoris special that came in my feed. And he's, you know, a fabulous comedian. And he's talking about how he moved to this fancier neighborhood, which by the way, he lived around the corner for me. That's not the neighborhood he's talking about. He moved to Pacific Palisades. It's

not a secret. Okay, a Pacific Palisades. And he's like, I'm walking around the neighborhood and there's this former senator, whatever secretary something. He doesn't say the name, like government official. And he's walking the dog and the guy goes hey are you the comedian he's like yeah the guy goes um where do you think that expression a motherfucker came from and he's like I don't know no now this is a comedian telling a story doesn't mean it's a hundred percent true you know but I thought it was a very funny bit and then he goes I don't know I, and then the guy goes, do you think that is because someone really did

like fuck their mother? And he's just like walking back. And I'm like, oh my god, I always just did newport. And I had so many like 50 year old plus men try to tell me jokes that just, and it reminded me of when I'd go out with my sister in our 20s, and she was a criminal offense attorney and I was a comedian and I had to constantly deal with guys being like,

you think you're funny? Have you heard this joke? I think I'm funny. Yes. And I was always still so polite, still today, very polite, having to hear like, you know, very inappropriate, unfunny jokes from these 50-year-old men, but I'm still like, but I'm not gonna say anything to me into their face because I'm gonna be at the Revin improv, August 4th and 5th. So I was like, I hope you come, you're so funny. Yeah.

Come to my show. Maybe I'll do your joke in my show. Yes, exactly. And then if I don't. Just buy four tickets at a VIP table in a meet and greet. Yeah. And I will be like, that's a funny motherfucker. So then the guy goes on to tell Tom's Agora,

what about daughter fuckers? Why doesn't that, that's not, nobody says that. And he's like, oh, no. I don't think that's really working. And it just was like, I just thought that was so funny. And then to see this, chuckle fuckers, I'm gonna be using that. I would call Liz Chris's wife that to her face.

Yes, yes. I'm gonna call anyone I know that does anything with any comedian now, a Chucklefucker. Yeah, whoever your partner is. Yeah, you're a Chucklefucker. That is really funny. I can't help it. I'm gonna be proud of yourself.

Hope you're proud of yourself, John Ryan. Hope you're proud of yourself. You always wanted to be a chocofucker. Very much everybody. Okay, getting back to our girl, Brittany. As you know, I don't know if you know or not, I think we've talked about how there are these conspiracies. Is this her? Is it AI generated? What is happening? Things disappear in the videos behind her sometimes.

So this one I felt like this is her because we see the bottom of her teeth. Because that's the other thing I saw. The bottom of her teeth move if they're doing an AI generated face. Oh really? Yeah. And here you can't really see it. But here you can see the bottom of her teeth. So I do think that was her and I'm almost thinking she shot this angle for us to see that it's her.

So how, why do the bottom teeth disappear? Allegedly when people do the AI like deep fake something, when they're talking somehow, it's like they can't, it's one of the things that probably affects tomorrow. But right now you can't see like the bottom But right now, you can't see the bottom teeth as you're talking. That's interesting. Oh. Okay, so I thought that was kind of interesting.

But then this girl in my juicy scoop of SES to group her name is Michelle. She said, okay, I know I'm on to something. She starts freeze framing her dancing. And she's like, why is she all pixelated when I free-sfram it, but in the back, nothing else is blurry. So you see her dancing and you see the living room

with the drapes and the furniture and then on the terracotta tile floor, whatever you call it, and she's mid turn, it's all pixelated. Yeah, which is weird. Why would that be? Well, now I'm gonna be all inconspicuous. And then this other Britney Spears person

who does her name's Ashley. She's like a, you know, what do you call it? A impersonator. Oh, right. She just released on her page. She's got like 50,000 followers. I just DMed her, but I haven't heard back because someone sent it to me.

So allegedly, a DM from some director who says, I want you to, we're doing an AI thing with Brittany and Will I am and I want you to be part of it. And they're going back and forth and she's like, I'm totally down. I just need to make sure Brittany is down with it. Knows that I'm doing this. I just need to make sure Brittany is down with it, knows that I'm doing this. Now this could all be BS.

Right, but in the end, Brittany, I'm sorry for what I said about you on Juicy Scoop. Come on my show, I'm gonna read your book. I don't know. I don't know. And if you come on Juicy Scoop, you know there's no way for us to deep fake it. We barely can upload the YouTube.

Right, so don't worry, we are for us to deep fake it. We barely can upload the YouTube, right? So don't worry. We are not going to deep fake you. Oh It'll just be you so kind of crazy Okay, so now I want to update and talk get your opinion about the Jonah Hill controversy So last this past week and I talked about it on Tuesday We went through that his former girlfriend who was professional surfer, Sarah Brady shared these texts messages between them where he was in a nutshell, very controlling. But some people would say controlling, some people would say, hey, this is my boundaries.

I'm not comfortable with you surfing with males. We're posting bikini shots, posting your ass, modeling after he hit on her because of all of those things. Oh, he did. Yeah. Okay, he pulled out. She had said, she had posted in one, and if I got this a little wrong, sorry, but I was going to read off.

Yeah. Right. She had posted in one that, like, he had to comment it. Like, I want to see you. I want to see more of you, something like that before they started dating on one of the same videos that he later wanted her to take it. Like, I want to see you. I want to see more of you, something like that, before they started dating on one of the same videos that he later wanted her to take down. Got it. Yes.

So I shared my opinion. When I read it, I was like, this is just a guy who suffers with insecurities. And it doesn't matter that he's like fit and very popular and successful and tattooed and conserved. He is a guy that's choosing to, in my opinion, take his insecurities out on this girl in the guise of using, you know, all his therapy language of boundaries now in the defense of Jonaheel and the fans of Jonaheel, they're saying, well, isn't that, I know girls that

do that too, where they say, hey, my boundary is that you don't remain best friends with your ex-girlfriend, or whatever, or I don't want you hanging out at a strip club, okay. I feel this is very different. Very different, it's like, because I think the first one that said, it's her career too.

Yeah, it was like if you want boundaryless relationships with men, I can't do that. Which I think, okay, well that's fair enough, but then you keep reading. He's like bikini shots, surfing with other men, hanging out with girls from your past, unless it's to have a coffee or a... Like I have to approve you hanging out

with this former friend because if they, in my opinion, party too hard, dress too sexy, don't like me, maybe, like to drink. It can be a coffee, and I need to know in my opinion, maybe I need to know where the coffee is being had. Is it at Elphards? Right. And is it from 11 to 12, 45? I have a question.

So, it might be. Have you, did you see the one to where she said that their therapist actually told her, if a man approaches her in the water while she's surfing To surf away and say I need to go talk to my boyfriend No, that's amazing I that was very strange to me that a therapist because there's not and also this therapist I am guessing is the therapist possibly that was featured in his Netflix doc about how great this therapist is.

And I always think that's also interesting with a marriage counselor. And I've said this before, I'm like, they're just people to try to make a book. Okay, they're not doing brain surgery, they're therapists. Yes, they have to follow some lines of something, what not. But I would not be surprised if there's more people, not saying he did it, that have gone to a like an actor.

Like, I go to you, and I'm like, Peter's never met you, Sarah. He's fucking driving me crazy, but he says, I'm the crazy one, and he wants to go to therapy. And he goes, you find the therapist. Why couldn't we just go to an office and set it up? And I'm like, this is his therapist. She comes really highly recommended.

Her name's Jenny Jones. Right. And then you, in the end, say, Peter, you know, Heather's right. Yeah. Heather's right. There's what you need to work on, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then we, and then after a month, I go, you know what, honey, everything's working out so great. I don't even need to work on blah blah blah blah blah blah blah and then we and then after a month I go you know what honey everything's working

on some great only we need to see Jenny Jones anymore and he never knows that you why don't I think more people with a couple bucks and some friends that can act should probably try doing this and you saw that because I remember when when once we talked about therapy my girlfriend goes just get ready because you think you're going to be the one who's right and you might not yeah, I like you never know But I also think it's really would win therapists are like

Take a side take a side like take a side and then are like too much in your relationship But I also think if you're going to a therapist. Sorry people before you're ever engaged You know what get on that surfboard and paddle away. Yeah. It's not worth your time. Because I don't think, I mean, I obviously am not a licensed therapist. I should be.

Except when I hire you, but when you hire me. Unfortunately, I'll have to put you in like a wig and like a fake nose. You'll never know. I can do it like a fun accent. But like, hello, Pete, those nice, do me a joke. You'll never know. It's me. Um, I would think that it's a weird, obviously, we're only hearing her side.

Right. But I think it's a weird thing for a therapist to say the only way to settle this man's insecurity is for you to literally paddle away from just a person in the ocean who might be like, Hey, I've seen your surfing videos. You're really talented. And that's it. And also, the surfer is not a dolphin that could actually possibly violate you in the water.

I mean, you're both in wet suits. How much action are you supposed to get if you see someone of the opposite sex surfing next to you? And what a nice thing the other day too, like what a paranoid thing, that now like you're in your place of work essentially. And you're like, oh shit. Here's my friend Joey.

We've never had anything happen, but oh my god. If Jonah finds out that I talk to Joey as we were waiting for a wave. Right. Like how are you supposed to then like, you know, work on your sports? I mean, that would, yeah. And I just told her not to model and she's like, but are you supposed to then, like, you know, work on your sports? I mean, yeah. And, and I just told her not to model and she's like, but that's what I do. So I think it, that was the main, I know people have their opinions about what's, Yeah, people have their opinions where they're like, well, I think that was healthy and

why not set it up? And, I mean, I've said to people too that, Could she say, stop acting because you get too much attention to him? Can she say that? That's my boundary. Yeah. I mean, obviously, just doesn't have to do it, but is that also...

Listen, I think you have a right to sail those things, but then your ex also has a right to share it. And half the people can think, I like the way that Jonah laid it out and the other half can think the way you and I think. Yeah. That's fine. But your public figure, you put this in writing,

your ex chose to share it. If that's shitty of her, if you think that's shitty of her, fine, but your public figure, you put this in writing, your ex chose to share it. If that's shitty of her, if you think that's shitty of her, fine, but this is the world of information. We're gonna know about everything that you do and say pretty much. Like, I think the only thing that did I felt was a little bit unfair

because obviously Joan and her girlfriend has nothing to do, current girlfriend has nothing to do with this and she just had a baby. So for her to put it out there at this time, that was a little. But then she said, because I heard this voicemail that glorified gossip girl, I think, posted an Instagram account that's following me pretty closely, it was, she said, on something, I did this after the baby was born because I wanted to share it earlier because I want her to know and I want other women to know that this is possible

that could happen to them. But I purposely waited so that the stakes were in her opinion lower. So that when she had a newborn baby and things aren't stressful at fuck it all, she has to do with this. Good point. That's the only thing as far as- Is she a little bitter? Is she, or looking back,

now she's been her own therapy, she's like, fuck that motherfucker. He took a year of my life. Gave me anxiety, I didn't need, set me back somehow, and I want the world to know whatever her reasons are. I mean, I think it's an interesting conversation that we had.

Then she also released these other exchanges in which she came off pretty good. And then the glorified gospel girl who I was reading, it was like, I don't know why she's doing these, but maybe she's trying to be fair. Because like these other ones were like back and forth and it wasn't terrible and it was that, it was more that he was still seeking her out,

but then he was like, hey, by the way, I just want you to know, I maybe we shouldn't get together because I'm seeing somebody else. And she was like, okay, and then a magazine posted him kissing in the ocean, possibly surfing with the new girl, but the magazine... That why didn't that girl paddle away?

Well, in the magazine wrote Sarah Brady, though, in it, because they didn't realize that he was no longer with Sarah Brady. And then she sent that to him and she said, okay, it's not me. Can you let them know it's not me? Like, this is hurtful. It's not even me.

And you're seeing somebody else. And you were literally texting me. And we had, and then you go, okay, fine. We had phone sex like two weeks ago. Okay, fine. You know, I thought we could be friends. I thought we were being fourth, and then he writes so much.

Like he's one of those that's just going on. And I thought we were friends. I thought we could be friends. And it goes on and on and on. I didn't see those, yeah. So you guys have seen me. You've been following me. I've been traveling a lot.

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nickel she accused of jona hell a forcibly kissing her when she was sixteen and she said i went to a party this is from entertainment uh... news or whatever when is this entertainment weekly uh... she went to a party in which Justin Long and Joan Hill were co-hosting it. And she said he offered her a SIG.

And then he forced his tongue to our throat and she was 16. Justin Long is like, I don't remember this. I'm denying it. His people are denying it. And they are also, and Joe to Hill's people are also saying, she has made other accusations on Twitter and whatnot, this actress, Alexa Nichols, which is not been proven to be true.

But also in it, there's a lot of other people saying that he's been a dick, that he's been like overly creepy and flirty, and I do know my friends, I do have a friend whose daughter made out with him. Really? How old? College, early college. She was that one of the major universities in California.

And what's that called? And she said, I had no idea. So she is 26 now. So it was like maybe three years ago. Three or four years ago. She was 21. OK. It's not crazy. Yeah. But I was like, look, the only reason she's kissing him, like maybe three years ago, three or four years ago. Are we sure it's 21? Okay. It's not crazy.

Yeah. But I was like, look, the only reason she's kissing him, is because he's showing a hill. I know. She has like tons of frat, cute things to choose from. And she went to a party and she was excited to tell some friends I made out with Jonah Hill. Okay, so it goes both ways.

It does go both ways. So now isn't even, and like obviously if that's true That's fucking terrible but That it back to the Sarah Brady thing yeah, okay, well I was she supposed to trust him if this is how he but you know what I mean like she didn't ask him to stop being him Also, who knew who Sarah Brady the surfer was? Before Sunday. I didn't even know I didn't even know dated, but I just saw photos of them dressing alike, which

seemed annoying. Yeah, I thought that and was not flattering on her. No. No suit. So let's see what happens. He's probably just being told just to ignore it and to unsubscribe to juicy scoop. Right along with Britney Spears. No, Britney on that. I know, Britney. No. Miranda sings a little update on her. Her all her live shows have been canceled now.

I've been keeping everyone up today on Miranda's things. You know the scoop on her. I don't. Okay, so she was this YouTuber with the red lips. Yeah, and they're all these awful stories coming out about her you know the scoop on her. I don't know. Okay, so she was this YouTuber with the red lips. And there, all these awful stories coming out about her that she talked to her young fans, that she groomed them, that she, one said, I wanna come to see your show

and she said, but they were kinda struggling. And so she's like, I'll get you a hotel room. Remember when I told that? That part I just added, because I just remembered it. Wait, we have to tell you guys, it literally just popped into my head. Okay, so when we're on Chelsea lately, like ways of like DMing and tweeting people is still relatively new. And none of us could believe that we had any fans.

No. There was a woman named Heather lately that loved us all. All right. I remember. I remember we had any fans. No. There was a woman named Heather Lately that loved us all. All right. I'm happy to be Heather. No relation to me. Yes. No relation to Chelsea.

But she called herself Heather Lately, and she was a fan of all of ours. And she, like, we had like, we played like the Super Something Baseball one night. We did like a baseball, like, like we did like a baseball game against a leather show or something. And like she showed up and everybody's like, all right, you guys, who's inviting Heather

Lately? And we're like, none of us are. We're like, how the fuck did you know what the baseball game? So anyway, Sarah is extremely nice and generous. Why don't you tell the story of what happened? Because then we did make it, we did make it a storyline in after Lately, which was a like curburentusiasm semi scripted show, which by the way, you can, I apparently you can watch on Apple or something.

Oh, people are watching it. We're getting our residuals. Oh, there's no residuals. We'll get into the writer's strike in a minute. OK, go on. This girl named Brittany, who still follows me, probably listens to this lovely girl. She was like, I think she was 18 at the time.

I would, but she was coming. She was driving far, I think to Nashville, somewhere like that nice hotel because the show was paying for it. I think it was comedians of Chelsea lately. It was like four of us would go do a show. Yeah, and we get like a nice hotel. Yes. Well, so she couldn't afford that and then so she was gonna stay in some god off a roadside motel and I was like I booked you a room at like whatever, a marriott by the venue. You and your friend can stay there. It's not the same hotel I'm staying in, whatever. And she was like, oh my God, that's so kind of you. And I was like, whatever, I couldn't imagine this like 18 year old girl sleeping in a motel six. Like, I don't, I felt responsible because she was driving a long way. Well, when I do remember, we're hearing about it. I remember like in real life, not in the

after-lady show. In real life, we're hearing about it. And then I'm like, I was like, okay, I know Sarah is like nicer than I am. Not a parent. And also nicer than me and more generous than I am, but what the hell? And then we're like, and so then we started to kind of come up with these scenarios, which then Brad's writing them

down for the scripted show of like, what this someone accuses you of being a groomer which is what we, it didn't happen in real life. No, but her mom called, I had the mom talk to her mom. I had the talk to her mom. Okay, so what happened? So her mom wants to talk to you because she thinks that you're a creepy man who got me a hotel room and are faking to be.

So when you talked her on the phone, did she think you were run a man boy? She faking to be. So when you talked to her on the phone, did she think you were run a man boy? She still wasn't sure. I was like, I swear to God, I'm a woman. You can listen to Chelsea Layla, this is the same voice. Her mom ended up being very kind and she was like, okay, like I can't believe you did this.

It's very sweet. And then the end, which we also put in the show. Also, good mom. Oh yeah. Every mom should do that. Every mom should do it, and every comedian should not do what I did, like just less than fucking learned. Like don't be nervous.

And less here are chocolate fucker. And you're trying to meet a comedian who wants to buy you a room. Yeah. Because know what you're getting yourself into. I remember the time thinking like, you know what? I'm doing well for myself right now. This girl's driving all the her and her friend were coming all the way to see us. At least they could do. It was just give them like, it wasn't like I put them up

with the wits and like, and I was standing there in a robe and they arrived. You know what I mean? It was completely separate. Anyway, it worked out. Her mom talked to me and then her mom, we were laughing like every, she was like, okay, you're just like a nice person. We're good to go. It's fine. And then Brittany tried to bring me a cookie cake backstage. And remember we put this in. Yeah.

In the episode she, to thank me, she brought me a cookie cake. And I never fucking got it because security basically did what her mom did and thought that we were getting some kind of arsenic, arsenic tossed it and after all I went through I never got that cookie cake I was so mad Fortunately, I never have anybody toss any gifts and I do get homemade food and I 100% eat it every time. Oh, yeah Yeah, 100% not really worried about it You know, I'm like I just whatever if that if this is the end Let it be from a craze fan that wanted to feed me like a nice full belly. Yeah

Oh my god, so anyway her shows did get canceled I to clarify I am not a groomer, but she seemed and she yeah There's a lot of stories have gone over them, but the latest is, what exactly, can you, I give a brother, he's not too bad at it. She would have fans and she would talk to them and she had, she did a lot of sexual stuff. An ongoing theme of her comedy, which was absolutely geared towards kids,

whether she wants to say it or not, she has to know when she looks out, when 90% of the audience are 12-year-olds. Well, yeah. You know, because she plays like that's character. I like that. I like that. I like that thing.

You know, and went like a little off, and then she would like sing badly. So every performance is just her singing badly. And I remember her. But to a 12-year-old, that's funny, I guess. Yeah. But in it, she would do this thing where a storyline that she'd constantly bring up is that she's clearly being molested by her uncle.

But it would be in the comedic sense of like, I'm such a dumb girl and I'm so have no self-awareness. I don't realize that I shouldn't be going and having my uncle let me get on his back and you know, on all fours and go around the room. Now, other people are saying, as a woman in your late 20s and 30s when you started to do this you shouldn't put this out there because the kids aren't getting the joke but they might unfortunately feel that this is a normal behavior and therefore be groomed by a predator in their life. So to you know like it careful what your audience know. Like this is the joke it should be extremely in their life. So to, you know, like, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it,

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but I'm going to someone who write a song about it. And then she put it on Apple music and everything. And it's like the worst apology. And it was just like, that I can't wait to listen to. I'm not a groomer. I'm just a loser, because basically, like, I shouldn't have been talking to my fans.

I'm such a loser. I have no other real friends. So I talked to my fans. And some of those fans were a young boy where she was like, what sexual positions do you like? Are you a virgin and sent him a brawn underwear? And another one was a gay boy. She's sent them-

She sent them- She sent them- She sent them- She sent a young boy. She said, like, trauma dumps on about her divorce. She sent them, she sent a young boy photos of her in her underwear? No, sent underwear in bras and sent photos of Tricia Paites naked body to her fans. Oh. So Tricia's dumped her right.

Right. No longer friends. Well, and you think, I remember when she first came out, like, or got big. Yeah. Don't you remember that it would be, it was that time when YouTube started came out, like, or got big. Yeah. Don't you remember that it would be, it was that time,

when YouTube started taking over comedy clubs, but it would be, it would be after noon shows, because it was all kids. Oh, no, I didn't know there. Yeah, unless I'm mixing it. So then she'd bring kids up on stage, and she'd be like, have like a 10-year-old boy there, and she'd be like, you need to get a cheeseball out of my pants.

And then they'd show the boy boy, like going in her like, trousers and looking for a cheese ball. Are the parents the ones that take it? The parents bottom. So the parents aren't doing anything. They're not calling to make sure that Sarah Clon is an actual female. They're there.

Woo! Get the cheese ball out of her pants. Yeah. And so then someone brought up the fact that I talked about it. They go, remember when Madonna had her tour and her main dancer was a 13 year old boy dressed up like Michael Jackson with a hat? And do you remember that?

Oh yeah. And it was like, don't you? And she was in the videos and everything. And so I watched it at the end. He would dip him and he would shake his leg like he's having an orgasm. And then he'd come up and they would kiss and he went on a World Tour with her doing that at 13 years old

And we're now Apparently hope probably we're gonna see a documentary in about one month like another documentary or we see the person going like this Sitting in the chair. Why does every doc have to start? I've done it do what docks and they're like we're gonna get you walking in the chair. Why does every doc have to start? I've done it do what docs and they're like we're gonna get you walking in the chair. I'm like come on. Yeah. We're gonna do this. Yeah. Everyone already knows it. But me in a chair. We don't have to. I just saw it a preview for Super like the Super Balls with like you know Cindy Crawford and everything and it got sent to me by juicy scuba or sends me lots of good topics. And it got sent to me by Joseph Cooper,

sends me lots of good topics. And I said, I'm sorry, I'm just kind of old and I'm overseeing Netflix documentaries about pop culture that I've already lived through. Like if I have to see another documentary that's like, so there were these things called malls where you could actually go and touch the product with your hand because they're like thinking

that a Gen Z is gonna watch this Netflix doc and not understand what a mall was or how to use a rotary phone, right? I'm like, I don't need to see a doc on that. No. I don't need to see a doc on that. There's a show coming out about that too. Like things that were discontinued or something

that I saw and it's like all that stuff. I don't need to, I don't see the doc. I don't need to see the B&B doc. I don't need to see it. I don't need to, I don't see the doc. I don't need to see the beany baby doc. I'll live through it. I don't need to see it. No, I guess they think that maybe, maybe younger, the younger kids will understand us better if they understand that we used to go to malls.

Wait till the Chelsea lately doc comes out. I'll be right there. I'm like, yeah, I'll be there in an hour. And then everyone, and then, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna talk about this. Woo! The year was 2007. be there in that hour and then everyone. And then, yeah. Hi, you'll see it right. You'll see it right. We're gonna talk about this. Woo! The year was 2007.

And yeah, we did really awful inappropriate things and we should have been canceled as well. Yeah. Sarah Cologne was almost a groomer without even knowing it when she was really just trying to be nice. Oh. Anyway, well, good luck to her. Follow up on Kyle Richards.

So Kyle Richards, they made an announcement. There's people said they're separated. She and Mauricio said no, we're not. And for months, she was spending all this time with this girl named Morgan Wade, who had, I don't know if she's an out lesbian, but she's had a serious girlfriend in the past.

She's tattooed from the next down and they have started, they've done Amazon Lives Together called Country Sheik. So they're like kind of in business together, but they also have matching tattoos. And so a lot of people were like, are, is there some lickety splits happening here? Right. Because she likes to do the splits and lickety splits happening here? Right. Because she likes to do the splits. And lickety splits. So I don't know if I saw this on Europe on the,

just scooped a couple. Yes, so, you know, she says, they're just frowning. Like respect for privacy, but she goes out to Craig, she goes out hanging out with her like all this stuff. Meanwhile, according to TMZ, exclusive real houses Beverly Hills cameras, ladies back into action shooting pickup scenes after Kyle and Marisa split, which is what they did in the scan of all thing.

They had already ended the season. Everyone was picking out their outfits for the reunion. The scandal broke about Tom being with Raquel, Ariana Finding Out, and they brought the cameras back within 24 hours. And so I think it's a smart thing. I want to see this. I'm not saying this is going to be as big, and I don't want it to be. I've said it before. I want them to stay married.

Yeah. Like, tell their 95. But, and it could just be that this girl is just her, I mean, it's her friend. Just because- Well, did you just drop it? Can you be in the lead? her I mean it's her friend just because well She just dropped it. Can you be in the lead her song just dropped her album just dropped yesterday? Morgan Wade, okay nobody in the juicy scoop world had heard of before so And she say she talks like they is she talks like a like a dolloparton

Kind of tap and it's absolutely kind of shocking because he's sacrificed and she's got all the tattoos and she's like, hi, Kyle, why don't we sell it on country shake Amazon love today. It's just like a very strange voice, but apparently people like her music again, they'll be successful. Maybe they are just like business wise. They're like, we're such an odd match. This is going to blow up. This is going to be this and that.

And there's no as you see. Like it splits going on. And if there is gonna blow up, this is gonna be this and that, and there's no, as you see, like it is, let's go on on. And if there is, good for them, who cares? Yeah, who cares? Who cares, who accepts you, who accept you, who are them to stay married, you said. Yeah, but I mean, it's all, it's like, what came first, the chicken or the egg

when it comes to bravo PR? I don't know. Yeah, you know? So it could be. It's like, I also, let's make the lemonade out of the lemons. Yeah. This is happening. Let's say, we're every moment, because one of the things that happened in the Vanderpump

world when a bunch of them got canceled in the summer of 2020 when all the social justice stuff was happening, I'm not even getting into it, but a couple of them got in trouble for what they've said and done on things. Right. And they all, for them, got fired. We were all like, why aren't they having cameras? Like, even though they're firing them, is there any way, but I just think people were just so scared, they didn't know what to do.

Now I think they know when something's happening a divorce cancellation, a something, get the cameras up. This is, we have to watch you, you know, fold your clothes before a girls trip. Can we see this fucking juicy? Yeah, let us see that. Yeah, so I think you're putting your life on TV, so let us see it all. Yeah. And then let your girlfriend or very good friend sell some country music. Yeah. It's all it's a win-win. When you download the album just based on your impression alone. Jill Zaren, this was from 2020.

She had said, I worry about Kyle because even in her marriage, when she was on the show, later on she was off the show and Bobby then unfortunately passed. But she said, even in my marriage, that was strong. After so many years, the marriage does get shaky when you're filming the show all the time. And then Kyle was like, oh, thanks. Jill, for caring, but we're great. And then two years later, do you think you Peter would survive your marriage being filmed all the time? Absolutely not.

Absolutely not. So you saying you would turn one down because of that? Are you saying you're 100% yeah. If they were asking to be on any kind of reality show it has to be like he can show up at a dinner where there's some nice wine and I'm not miked. And he does not go to the bathroom at your house. Yes. Then I am like fine with it. but no, I think I just think it's It's what we're gonna watch is every moment now. They're gonna have us dissecting every moment and Women love to dissect other people's relationships. They we love it. It's sorry. It's what we like to do Yeah, men like to dissect a football play and why I wouldn't have done that and I would have done this and done it and we like to dissect other people's marriages and relationships to make us feel better about our own shitty one.

But yeah, when you put it on the air because I always wondered that too. I remember someone at one point very, I mean no one approached us obviously but someone saying like oh you guys should do a reality show. It's a comedian and football player. And I was like, nope. I don't ever want that. I don't want my inner life like dissected that way. The way I dissect other people's. And look at the newlyweds.

And the only way they're good is if you really do forget the cameras are there. And if you forget the cameras are there, they're going to catch times where, you know, either one of you is not being too great to the other. And then everyone chimes in, especially now with like dump him, divorce him, you know, whatever, dump her, you know, you're a bitch.

And it's just like a lot, you know, and it's hard to tell yourself, oh, it's only five people out of a hundred thousand. It still hurts people and it makes, and then especially a man that never had to deal with that, that that wasn't his career. And now everybody's saying like things to him or about him and it looks and everything when he walked around the earth up until his wife got hired as a housewife feeling pretty fucking good about himself.

Right. And now every 50 year old bitch from Oklahoma is like, feeling pretty fucking good about himself. Right. And now every 50-year-old bitch from Oklahoma is like, get a chin and plant dick. And you're like, what? And then you read that, it's for in the morning, and you take it out on your wife. Would you like some coffee, Darenie? He's like you and your fucking narcissistic housewife friends.

And you're like, what's happening in the near later your divorce? Yeah, that's pretty much how it goes. Good luck out there, everybody. That was a good analogy. But if you want to invite me on like a traitor's or a dancing with the stars or something where it's just me doing something then yes. Real what would really be good? Hello. Ultimate Girls Trip, Comedian Edition. Oh yeah. And we get a bunch of other female comedians. Now, you and I would be like an alliance

because we know each other. Yeah. But like, I don't know Sarah Silverman that well. No. She could come on. I don't know. I've never met Amy Schumer. Tiffany Haddish, we know.

But not like, like, and then we go on a girls trip like that. Or even whoever. It's a great idea. Why are you giving it to the world when you could just be pitching this to Bravo or something? All right, well, I'm gonna pitch to Bravo. Should we even put this out into the universe? Maybe, Mark.

It's gonna get stolen. I mean, God. That would be so fun. There's gonna get stolen. I mean, God. That would be so fucking fun. There's a writer's strike. People don't have, they need all reality content right now. Someone's gonna steal it. What I do wanna say something great about Sarah, that she is doing something great for us people.

Peter brought this up to me, so I don't have all the notes, but she is suing this AI company that put her latest book, Bedwetter, into the system. And by doing that, you can say, write me a Sarah Silverman joke and they have her cadence from the book. See, okay.

And so she's suing it. I'm like, good, I hope you win. And I hope that you... Yeah, I don't understand how that's legal. I don't understand how. I mean, I know that's a lot of the world fighting for with the unions right now. Well, that's why these lawsuits have to happen because the courts can't keep up with the technology.

So what you need to do is you need to be that first person. I mean, it's an intellectual property. Like, you shouldn't be able, is that the right word? But they shouldn't be able to do that. But it's funny because so I did try AI. I was so curious. I went to that. I don't know any. I don't be able to do that, but it's funny because so I did try AI. I was so curious. I went to that. I don't know any. I don't really understand it. It's way above my fucking pay grade and my brain grade and anything else. But I was like, I'm so curious if I say so obviously they haven't either fed anything into there

or they fed like my first bad set ever or something. They got from the ice house in, you know, 1998. Because I was like, write me jokes about relationships in Sarah Colon's voice. And I mean, it might as well have been like, boy or my arms tired, I just flew in, like, that kind of shit. It was the lamest.

And then I went, well, I'm not worried about AI right now. Okay, I had somebody, I was with a Ross and his husband. And he, they asked it, they knew how to do it. So they asked, write me Heather talking about Jennifer Lopez, Heather McTall, right, I'm not sure if it was like, and it was totally not my voice. It was like, wow guys, do I have, I mean what it is. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

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J. Loan Ben gets divorced. Could they figure out how, and I think that would be hard because it would be like, you'd have to figure out my point of view on it. And I don't even know how I'd feel if I heard J.Lo and Brian got to work. I don't even know what I'd say right now if that story came out.

I probably just be like glad. I don't have to see any photos of them anymore. Playing spent go ball with the angry. Yeah. Yeah, okay, so that would be, and mine would be, and I would probably go deeper in it like, oh my god, she must be so humiliated. She probably tried to make it last longer than it could

because she didn't want to have the Kim Kardashian stigma of 73 days and blah, blah, blah. Like, that's where I would go with it, you know? And so, well, maybe they, I don't know. But it's very, it's like very interesting. The whole thing. And so, I think that it is scary. And wait, you were gonna talk about,

wait, what were you gonna say, go ahead? Well, I do remember one of the jokes that- Yeah, that they said for you. It was something like marriage is just waiting for the other one to die. And wait, you were gonna talk about, well, I don't know, do you remember one of the jokes that, it was that relationship? Yeah, I think that for you, it was something like, marriage is just waiting for the other one to die. Is that one of your jokes? No, okay.

But I was like, that's, I mean, that, you know what that feels? That feels like the first marriage joke ever written in like the 40s or something. And also of a woman that never got married. So they're probably like, oh, most female comics are not married, so that would work. Right. I also saw this other guy go, okay, you guys, the writer's shirt is going on, writer's strike. So I did write me a romantic comedy.

And then he goes, this is the script. And he acted it out on either part. And it was awful. But it really did seem a lot like Emily in Paris. And'd be more like, is Emily in Paris in my ass? Because it was like, hey, I got this job offer. And then the other person's like, you did, well, what if I went with you to Paris? Because he was like, right, we were on the end of comedy, like whatever. So first thing I will say,

Vanderpump, as you know, they're filming again and they did get their first Emmy nomination. Oh. Yeah, for it's like unscripted something, category. As it should. I mean, that's a very talked about show. Yes. So they're going to the Emmys.

And so I, when this news came out, I have to be talking to Lala on the phone and she was, oh my God, I just have to tell you, we got nominated for an Emmy. I go, okay, this is where I need to talk to you about something serious. And I go, because I'm really excited for you to go and what look you're going to do. Yeah. First thing I need you to do is type in your Google because she's a young girl, Kate Hudson at the Oscars. Do you remember her horrific look?

No. And I said, and she goes, oh, okay, I see what you mean. I go, so you're doing your hair long and gorgeous. Yeah, we're doing a fabulous dress. You're not gonna wear a bathing suit with a sheer thing over it, not that she would. No. And I go, you know, but like, just know this,

this may be one of 20 times you go to the Emmys, it might be the only one. Yeah, you would rock that perfect. And you wanna look back at 10 years later and go, I love my hair, Julia Roberts when she went out to Oscar. Do you remember her fucking weird hair deal? She took that gorgeous hair like yours. Yeah.

And added all these weird 1960s falls and like, why? Yeah. You have a gorgeous face, gorgeous hair. Look. And they're kind of like known for your hair. That's what I'm saying. Like, just like me. Yes, totally.

But Kate Hudson got nominated for, I'm with the band or whatever that it was the one where she was the girlfriend of like, it was a really good movie. It's a great movie. I can't think of the movie. And it was like, she was just, it was like, whatever first film she's great. It's a great movie. I think of the movie. And it was like, no, it's a bit like. She was just, it was like one of her first films. She's nominated for an Oscar as a NEPA baby does. But anyway, it was a good movie. She wore this like light pink thing off of color. It had like a

beaded shoulder pad. It was up to the neck. She had the rocking body. And this is what she chooses to wear. She had a weird hairdo. She's probably like, what was I thinking? Because she's pretty fashionable. She didn't have a friend. Like just like warning her. Just like Kyle and Morgan Wade, 20 years apart. I'm 20 years older than Lala, but I'm not trying to go lick an ex-flits on her.

I'm trying to tell her where a fabulous color, figure flattering. Let's do your best hair. Yeah, let's not regret this shit. Let's do sleek and sophisticated and like, just sexy bomb shell, but classy. Do they all go to the Emmys? So we'll, oh my God, I'm just assuming she's going. If she and the girls don't get to go,

why would I watch the Emmys? No, but I'm saying do they all get to go Like because then we'll Tom and Ariana both be there. Oh, yeah, well, they're starting to film now I remember that's on a secret so I think they're starting to have to see I don't know if they've seen each other right me Well, are you gonna just he go to the Emmys with Raquel as his date? Yeah, how do they choose how many people get to go? Yeah, I mean it's got to be the main players and that's the one, right? Yeah, I would hope. Yeah.

And then, and then Ariana is doing dancing with the stars. Right. And then they also said she's doing love Island or something or fuck Boyle or love Boyle. And I don't know, so one of those Island shows. Well, that's what I didn't realize because I'm like, she has this boyfriend that's cooking for her all the time and everything and everyone's so happy she's got this personal trainer boyfriend that also cooks for her and, you know, does everything else for her. I have the help. And so, and just look at his splits on her.

Does it look like a split on her? Oh, please. Finally, because you're poor son in the corner at the time we say that. But no, it's like she's doing like kind of what I did on the bachelor at. Like she's doing like facilitating a date or something. So she's doing like a guest host situation on the show. Because I thought she was like either one of the people or whatever. Right. Because I was like how is she doing all these shows and being on Vanderpump and making sandwiches? Like this is a lot for this girl to do.

It's a lot. She's working the window at canes. She's selling batteries. She's selling big razors. But also, I'm like, you got to make your money while you make it, girl. Yeah. So, if every girl could break up and get 12 jobs,

that would be wonderful. I know. The Abby is up for sale. Oh. The Abby's up for sale, along with the one next to it, which is owned the cathedral. And um, do you remember the little Abby controversy that I'll probably screw up? No, I'll probably screw it up. Well, I'll probably screw it up, and Justin Martin Dell would be better at recapping this. So for, you know, you know, I'm a charge of juicy scoop gay history. Juice scoop gay bar history.

Okay. No, but I remember him posting some stuff about it. So, whatever I get wrong, whatever I'm not here as a, you know, as a news source, I'm just giving you a look. But there was, there were people, several people who posted that they were, like certain, pretty certain, allegedly, that they got roofied, pretty certain allegedly, that they got roofied by the bar tender.

A lot of white. And then their, their purse, they were credit cards, their purses and whatnot would get stolen. So like they would, it wasn't really, didn't seem like it was a sexual thing, it seemed like they were basically getting them out of sorts so they could steal their shit.

Because I mean, the Abbey has been around for a really long time. It's fun. It's since 1991 by David Cooley and it's really fun. And gay guys go, straight guys go, straight guys work there. Gay guys, you know, bring their straight girlfriends. You know, it is like, it's a gay bar, but it is really fun. And it's right in that area where you would go to pump or serve or whatever and hit it.

But he started at a coffee shop before transforming into the restaurant nightclub. But it's interesting because this comes after it's been known that Lisa Vanderpump has closed pump. So, and he says, the listing refers to it as a generational purchase opportunity to acquire one of the world's most iconic net clubs and restaurants. They're hoping that it'll align with the city's historic boys town and create a world-renowned gay establishment. So they're hoping it's gay, but it doesn't have to be a gay place. But they're hoping that it'll be passed on to.

But does he say, is he just done getting out of it? Is that why they're doing that? It didn't say, this was just all about the list, they didn't really say why. But you know, he's, I've met him, he's really nice. He might be the same as Lisa Vanderpump, but this financially doesn't make sense anymore. He doesn't want to deal with it.

And. Had his run and he's like, what's somebody else, you know, run this and make it their way or whatever. And the rents and all that. And also the minimum wage is the highest in the country. Right. Yeah, so I don't know. Okay, well hopefully I didn't get any of my story.

We're speaking of the Abbey. The Secret Service is going to conduct a DNA and fingerprint analysis on the dime size cocaine bag you found in the White House. I'm just like dying to know. This is just, I didn't know it was a baggy. I thought there was like, it was like, like left on a table.

And that's why they thought it might have been like, anthrax or something. Like dropped a little baggy of it. Like, they're pants or something. Yeah, or their dress. I mean, who knows? We don't know who belonged to. No, we don't know who belonged to.

I mean, it wouldn't surprise me for almost any politician, other than I don't think Joe Biden's doing cocaine. And I don't think everybody. Well, I can see for, they're like, Sleepy Joe or Jittery Joe. Yeah. But it wouldn't surprise me for some sort of, and I know the rumors and they, like, Hunter

and all like whatever. Sure. But I don't, then they say he wasn't there. Yeah, nobody knows. But it would not surprise me for some junior White House staff person to be doing blow to keep himself going right in DC at all. I'm not saying they hear she should be. I'm just saying that's not that

surprising. Dumb move to bring it into the White House. Dumb move to maybe not have either a tighter pocket on your pants or you know your purse strings tightened up a little more so it doesn't fall out. But obviously if they want to find out who did it. But in the story, they're like, it's going to be very hard to find out. It's going to take a very long time. They're just going to want this story to go away. We're never going to know. No.

Whether it's a 22 year old intern or sleepy job, we're never going to know. They're never going to tell us. What if it's Jill Biden? Jill. It's just like completely opposite her entire personality that turns out she just loves to do some rails sometimes. Yeah.

Yeah. But yeah, I will never find out. We'll never find out. Meanwhile, Dave Portnoy of Barstool, he's become even do share than we thought. He's just chiming in like a Michael Rappaport trying to just hone in on my section here of talking about girls like life. So he's like, I don't want Tom Brady to date Kim Kardashian. She got famous by having sex on the camera.

Stay away, man. And then Sonia, who's doing this crappy lake show with Luan, she says, oh, I would like Dave to come and meet me at a motel or something. They're just going back and forth. And then he says, let me see. He said, with all due respect, gross. That's what he responds to for for for Sonya. It's not nice She said because she originally said awesome. Does that mean Dave will take me to a motel after like talking about

Responding to him Kim Kardashian rant and then a lot of people like Dave I love you, but don't you dare disrespect Sonya Morgan like that Don't touch this don't touch the morgan letters I am anyway she who cares that's stupid also what is what all do respect gross mean I know that's so mean there's no there's no there is no dobert there's no respect

oh why can we yeah because she's leaving alone yeah nobody thinks you're not everyone okay now this is kind of disturbing in the Plastic surgery world. Okay, so trigger warning. Okay This is she by Sherey her name Sherey. She has a line of close she by Sherey I've always thought she was so pretty has a beautiful face This is her on the right the way she's looked to us forever.

Yeah. And then this is just now. Oh, yeah, there's a lot. So she either filled in her nose or gonna nose job, and then filled in all under her eyes, which changed the shape of her eyes, filled in all of our face. She kind of had an angular face that I thought

was really gorgeous. Yeah. And then you go and you get filled in and now you look like, not everybody else, you look like everybody else, but you don't look like yourself. And there's not, at the chance, this is just like a filter, right? Because that's what I told you.

No, a lot of people are like, what the hell is going on? They're like, what the hell did you do? Because I feel that obviously I'm not, do whatever you want, do whatever you want. But my suggestion is have someone, have a no person, have a doctor that is a no person, have someone that says, we don't need to do anymore. We don't need to do anymore.

You're already, we did, just a little touch, start small. You don't even need to have someone looking out for your best interest when it comes to your face because it's your face. And I also want to say there might be something that you don't like about your face, but in this day and age having an original face is like having the original Mona Lisa. Now you need to hang on to it. Now you need, you know, two years ago you might have been like, oh, I wish I would have done that. No, you have a different nose. Keep it.

Keep it. I mean, listen, I get Botox. I go to Dr. Cassavia, lift MD, Beverly Hills. I love it. I get the Botox. And, you know, I don't do filler, but I'm not saying I would never, I think you have to be careful.

But I mean, this is just like a bummer because, well, I told you have to be careful, but I mean this is just like a bomber because... Well, I told you I did filler. She just, I just love her look, and I'm sad that it's not her look anymore. I told you I did filler in my lip. Yes. You can't, I mean, it looks good though. Right, you can't tell.

Because you went subtle. Yes, and then I said to him, ooh, I like it, can I do more? And he said, I'm not gonna, he's like, I'm not doing more on you. I would prefer not to, I mean, I'll do it if you And he said, I'm not gonna, he's like, I'm not doing more on you. I would prefer not to. I mean, I'll do it if you insist.

So this was not she- Yeah, this was, no, no. Eric Lovato in Studio City Dormatology. He's wonderful. But he was just like, you're not gonna be happy. You just wanted, I had, I had, oh, I guess I had the opposite of DSL. I had DLS, disappearing lips and drum instead of doing second lips.

Sorry. Yeah. So I got like a little tiny tip. He gave me more of a full, let's top lip. Just so it came, yeah, and I like it. Yeah. But I would like to, I would, I'd probably go all in on just looking nuts. But the unfortunate and happens with housewives

is they like a freebie. And oftentimes these places, whether they're a nurse practitioner or a doctor, whoever, offer them a freebie for exchange for them, sharing their face. I always say don't do group on Botox or fillers. Be very careful. Be very careful.

This is the shit you want to pay full price for. I agree. Let me fill you in on the latest on our divorce here with you know who This is Kevin Costner. So Kevin Costner and his wife they have three kids married 18 years She wanted 248 a month for child support $248,000 he said how no because hundred of that, I believe she's spending on plastic surgery. She's not using a group on to get her face.

Right. According to him. He goes, I offer you 51 grand. She's like, are you kidding me? How do you expect me to live off of that? They for now, it's a temporary judgment the judge said, we'll meet you in the middle. went back and forth 248 51 they end up at 129 a month and that so but according to the docs Kevin and Christine will each have to be on the hook for 50% of their kids health care expenses plus extra critical activities and private school tuition and then Kevin's also being ordered in advance to give, spend 200K on her attorney's fees and another 100K for forensic costs. What's forensic costs?

Like to go through his, her attorney must have billed $100,000 worth of like going through all his finances to God. Prove that he should be paying $248. And anyway, the judge said, I think 129 should do it. She also challenged the prenup of where it said if they were broke up, she'd have to get out of the marital home and she lost that battle. So she will have to move. She will have to move from the from the home and she might owe him for the cost of her fighting that. She might owe those

attorney fees. Yeah, because if it's in the prenup, that's what the whole point is. Because I'm just about to say don't they have a prenup. But I guess that doesn't include, prenup's gonna include child support. Well, the thing about the prenup that for someone like this is she wants to make as much as she can from the child support

because the kids are teenagers. So she's got a limited time on making that. And then the prenup probably covered like eight lumps of how much you get per year. So once she gets her settlement as the ex-wife, the alimony, depending on the pre-nut may not last because anything past 10 years, you're supposed to get alimony in California

for the rest of your life until you marry someone else. Right. And so she's never gonna find a richer Kevin Costner in probably that she bothered to marry. So, I'm assuming that Prenaf also doesn't include a lifelong of alimony. He's gotta be worth a lot of money. He's worth like, I can't remember how I found out.

I mean hundreds of millions. Oh no, it's hundreds of millions. It's hundreds of millions. But I can't, yeah, I guess I don't really know how that would, but if she, I mean, 18 years of millions. Oh, no, it's hundreds of millions. It's hundreds of millions. But I can't. Yeah, I guess I don't really know how that would be. But if she, I mean, 18 years is a long time. I know when I say it's worth 600 million is what I read. That makes sense.

Because he's got that, you know, this house is worth like 100 million in Carpentariac Santa Barbara area. The other one is worth, who knows how much an aspirin, that one's huge. Right. Wow. It's a lot. 18 years is a long time though, so it's my life. I don't know why she couldn't make it work with him.

I think you just got crotchety. Thank you got crotchety. But other people think you had a affair with someone on the Yellowstone. With who? Did you, did they have a rumor of who? No. No, nobody knows. It's just a rumor.

Meanwhile, Army Hammer, who was, you you know accused of wanting to eat his girlfriend's rib and barbecue it put it put a nice truffle sauce on it by the way I just got a bunch of stuff from truff do you like truffle stuff? I yeah I do I'm gonna have truff sauces ridiculous TRUFF bunch of truffle sauces like this Arbiata spaghetti sauce is to die we have the ridiculous TR-U-F-F. Vengeatruffel sauces. Like this Arbiata spaghetti sauce is to die. We have the spicy mayo trough, black truffle mayo. We have the truffle salt.

Just go off. Anyway. I'd like to try some if they're listening. Yes, absolutely. I'm going to send this clip to them. Okay. She is only getting Elizabeth Chambers, is only getting 1,500 per month, Charles Port.

But he doesn't have any movies. Right. And when all this stuff was coming out, she was all about it being exposed of how weird he was once, he was cheating on her and once they were separated. So he doesn't have an income. And if you don't have an income, they said he was selling time shares was cheating on her and once they were separated. So he doesn't have an income. And if you don't have an income,

they said he was selling time shares in the Bahamas. There was videos I've been doing that. So this is all you're getting. I mean, he's loaded from his family, I think, but I don't think that comes into play, right? What people don't realize, listen, listen everybody. You might get real excited when your child comes to you and says,

oh, I'm getting married, mom. I'm marrying into the Rothschild family or whatever. And oh, my God, my child's set for life. Oh, yes, they have it. Listen, if they move into a home with that spouse who comes from generational wealth and that home is in the trust, when they divorced 10 years later or whatever, your daughter or son is not gonna get half of that house. They didn't buy it together. It was in the trust.

So when you marry incredible wealth, whether it's army hammer or whatever, it's not like you're gonna get half of what you have since you married them. Yeah, we also don't even know if his family, I mean, they might have been like, you, we had to boot you out of any sort of trust or any kind of life.

The dad just died. His dad just died. So, do you know if he got anything? Yeah, I don't know, but even if he did inheritance, you do not need to share your inheritance. Do we know if Army Hammer? With your spouse or your inheritance. Do we know if Army Hammer said it, not on a rib or anything after it's dead? He has said that was all in just sex talk.

Right. I never planned on getting my girlfriend a rib operation and going to the woodware sex talk. Right. But there are a lot of other weird things that I've covered a lot, and you can watch those things. Okay, Ryderstrike, they're now deadline is saying,

they believe from a good source, that the plan is to unfortunately let the writers go so broke that they go to the Ryderstgild and just go settle, just settle, you have to settle, and they don't think it's gonna happen till October. I heard that there was something like going to happen a couple weeks ago and it never did. Right, well, one thing that I read,

like long threads on this were that they are kind of always say this, and I read John Cryer, I follow him, because he's pretty vocal about this stuff, and he was basically saying, it sounds like bluster, like they want writers to hear that start panicking before then settle so they can start getting shit going again that it's actually like they wouldn't really, they don't want it to go to October and whatnot and have nothing to put out there.

I mean some streaming services have stuff so much backed up probably to release, so they're not being hurt yet But I think the problem is is that the person at home in their living room is not getting hurt by the strike The way they have in the last 30 years right when there was a strike people be like I miss my shows I miss this. Oh my god. This sucks. There's nothing to watch and unfortunately We're never out of things to watch. Right. Yeah, the only ones. So I think we're not feeling it as someone thirsty

for entertainment. Yeah, I think the only ones that are actually going to feel it are like people who still have network television in the fall, when new shows would start, would be coming back on. But they're not going to be. Right. It's going to be all reality until. Yeah, whatever.

So, hopefully that doesn't happen. I just have to read this to you. Okay, so this is Tokyo Tiny. Okay, Tokyo Tiny. Tokyo Tone, no, Tokyo Tone is Black China's mother. She is a grandmother to dream Kardashian, Rob and Black China's child. And she put out an Instagram while she was babysitting Dream, who's about six.

She thinks she's real funny, this Tokyo Tony. They're talking to Alexa. And that's Black China's daughter. Yes. And so the grandma and the daughter, Chris Jenner's granddaughter, this is the other grandmother, because there's Chris Jenner, and then there's this woman. And they're playing with a Google Alexa device

when Tony began flipping out over the AI voice and not shutting it off. When Alexa then began to inform her listeners that she enjoys curling up to bed with a good book and a warm coffee, Tony responds, and a nice hot dildo, and a bucket of comb.

And the little girl goes, it doesn't work that way. And then she keeps going, then she goes, Alexa, Alexa, get the fuck on. I'm telling you bitch, you better move on. And little girl's there. And Tokyo, Tony, it says, Alexa, I'm gonna punch you in your fucking jaw, get outta here, scrum.

And little girl's like, but you don't have to talk to Alexa like that. It is honestly like a kind of a hilarious video. I mean, it's awful. That little girl was like, with this awful grandmother, but then anyway, China has not responded. She recently found God. She removed the filler from her face. And anyway.

But Tokyo Tony put it on TikTok, right? Yeah, she was putting it out there. She thought it was funny. She thought it was funny to yell it, poor Alexa, who was like, oh, what do you like to do? And then finally she said, get the fun. Move on, I don't want to talk to you. And then the Alexa goes, okay, well, I enjoyed our conversation. That is funny. Well, I think it's the opposite, right? I remember how people really like to go viral at the beginning with their kids saying a bad word out of nowhere.

That was just grandma saying. Yeah. And now it's grandma's just like, I'm gonna come deal, though. Fuck you. Okay. Happy grandma day. Oh my god. Meanwhile, Kim Kardashian, I said on Tuesday show, I predict she's gonna come out with an alcohol that might compete with 818. Because she said I did 12, I did 11 shots at this white party in the Hamptons. And I'm like, watch, even though she always was like,

a really an on-drinker, now she's gonna have a drink. She didn't, she came out with a this drink. Someone said, Kim K does have a bad virtue of the road, it's a target. It's called Kim a Kim a and it's it's artificially. No, it says naturally and artificially flavored. Okay, it's not all natural. Right. Everything. Yeah, it's both. And so she did a, you know, a post about it. And so she did a post about it. And so page six, featured a tweet that someone said that said, now you know Courtney is going to have a hissie about this one

because I think she's copying it. They're all copying each other. Anyway, I still predict she's going to have an alcohol drink next. This is just her tip, putting her toe in the beverage company made next. Yeah, it's going to be. Yes, exactly. And then so, but of course, Courtney's thing is that she's health conscious, but this, I don't think this sounds unhealthy, but it's an energy drink. Oh, energy drink. Yeah, none of that sounds. No. Princess Diana's butler says that Megan, becoming a politician is not so far fetched.

I think it is. She thinks that she could become the governor of California. Meghan Markle? Yeah. I don't know. Never ever. No. And then there was just like a funny line in there

where he said, I don't think that he really was right there. Hold on. It doesn't seem like she's like expressed interest in anything like that. Either, has she? Yes. I think she was always leaning towards that, but since her dip in popularity, there's no way.

OK. If the popularity had remained where it was the day she got married, then I honestly think I think that might have been her plan is because she was so popular that we were going to do our own thing in California. Remember originally they thought they could keep the name and they could brand all that stuff and they said you can't have the Sussex name. Then they got the deal with Spotify that's over with.

You know, he's not a podcaster, he's not a TV exec, but maybe he could be a politician. I totally disagree with the story. There's no way. Yeah, I don't see. And I don't know why you would want to escape all the bullshit, like, you know, that they either claim to have gone through or have gone through to then go throw yourself into American politics. Do you think they'll ever get to a place to be on like, we television's boot camp?

Wife swap. That was still around. They've got to bring it up back. Oh my God. Make it. Like if we just catch that's what I'd want to do. I'd want to do wife swap. Yeah. With with Megan and Harry. And after little redhead kids aren't she and whatever the other ones they would lip a bet. Yeah. That would be, no, I, this is not happening. Meanwhile, Brad Pitt, they're in a lawsuit. She's saying, Angelina Jolie's sold her portion of the Rose company to this big company. That company is now suing Brad Pitt, saying you've spent all this money, you haven't promoted the thing to spite Angelina. You've added all this other stuff to the big mansion, the Chateau.

They said he's including one million on a swimming pool, renovations, building and rebuilding a staircase four times and spending millions to restore a recording studio. I think we know what's coming. What? Brod Pitt's gonna do a podcast. Join me in my celebrity friends as we drink my rosé in my chateau in France. My first guest, George Clooney. Yes, of course it's gonna be George Clooney.

Hopefully it's only like two episodes. I might listen to the George Clooney one, but then I can't. Yeah, why is he restoring a recording studio? He doesn't do voiceover, does he? Nope, nope. He doesn't sing, it's going to be a podcast. He's a celebrity friend. Yeah. Yeah. No, you're right. It's going to be them drinking Rose. So he'll be like,

I was actually doing all this for you. For you. Like really? You're going to assume me? Like, I was actually trying to like rebrand this and make it profitable. So anyway, that's juicy. This is a Chitamol introduced as husband storage pods for shopping wives. So you can pop them in there. I just thought this sounded like so funny. So you can pop them in there and they can play a video game and they're safe. They can have snacks. You know they're not going to wander off

and leave you at them all. Check them in for an hour or two, whatever the case. And they love it. They come back happy. And I think it's great. I mean, it is great. But are we still doing that? Like, or got to go shopping with the wife? Or is that still a thing? Well, yeah, because I just put it in our dorky comedy show. I literally saved it. And I told me that Sarah Colona would love this topic. That she would be like, ah, John gets tired walking around Neemons. We were in Palm Desert and we, I was like, let's go shopping and he said, what, what are

you talking about? You never want to go shopping. And I go, I don't know, we're on El Paso. Such a huge street. It's mine as well. We walked around for five minutes and then I looked at him and I go, let don't know, we're on El Paso. Such a huge street. It's mine as well. We walked around for five minutes, and then I looked at him and I go, let's go to Armando's and get a Margarita. This is the worst fucking thing I've ever thought of doing.

I just don't, it's not enjoyable. Well, I mean, if you're walking, we've got one pair of Javianas and left. If you're walking on El Paso, and you walk by, what is it called? Armando. I know Armando's. Armando's, which are enormous margaritas.

Yeah, they're real good. And real flavorful. Yeah. And really good Mexican food. Yeah. And you happen to pass that and you're not like excited to buy shut clothes. Yeah, you're going to stop for margarita. Yes.

But yeah, the shopping lasted five minutes and I haven't brought up again. Have you ever. His pod was Armando. That was my husband pod. But also I went in it with him. I love it. I have to just tell you this one last thing before I let you go. This sponsored ad came into my feed. It's called Vitality, and it looked like a documentary for a cult, but you can go this

weekend. Why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, they're like, if you're not ready to change your life, then scroll along and don't buy this day. And I'm like, it's all about the breath work. No, that's all my worst nightmare. Being in a first of all, being in a room, or with a couple of other people screaming.

I can't wait to see the text of Joe to help me. Like, you know what? You didn't want to go to see the text of Joe to help me. Like, you know what? You didn't want to go to the Whiteality Day with me. So that you could go surf with an unapproved male. What did he say? He said a bounderly list. A bounderly list male. Surfer, yeah.

I went to Whiteality and worked on myself. Yeah, well, you went to coffee with a toxic friend from your past. I went to Whiteality. work done myself. Yeah, well, you went to coffee with a toxic friend from your past. I went to vitality. Yeah. Anyway, just look at some of these clothes. I, I, I, all of it. It just one check.

They're laying on their back. They're screened in a group of other screened people. You know that with this, you guys, we have Drake. I think you're going to remember the story. My younger son was in Boy Scouts, and they go, oh my God, you know, do you guys want to go tonight at the museum, you spend the night at the museum in downtown LA with like the dinosaurs

and stuff are, okay, natural, whatever that museum is. That's my history. So I go, okay, but I sign up for all three kids and me. Peter bows out, smart guy. And I bring all of our sleeping bags and everything, but I just had a feeling and I go, guys, let's just leave it in the trunk and then we'll come back and get it

before we go to bed here, okay? So we go through the museum and it's fun and there's pizza and everything and now it's time to like get your bed together where you could sleep under like the dinosaur bones or whatever. And I'm like, what do you guys think? Should we go back and pack at our arts? You want to just maybe go home and then we like go out for pancakes in the morning and like, and they're like, we can just go home, mom. I'm like, okay, so we go home. I get the report of how horrific it was

because, first of all, it was supposed to be for dads, but some moms went to. The few moms that went, said it was so awful because it was like 50 dads over 45 in like snoring harmony in the high acoustics bouncing off the bones of the and unlike and the kids weren't sleeping and they were complaining and like echo it

It was the worst night's sleep of anyone's life And you're on a concrete floor with a sleeping bag Yeah, I also mean why would anyone do that you guys made the right choice to go go leave and go get pancakes the next day It's about to be like everyone just screaming in Dow Telle, and someone would be like, are you going to tell me what happened when you were four? Not motherfucker. Daughter fucker. Chuckle fucker.

Oh my God, on that closer. Oh. Listen, Sarah, what is going on? I just saw you have a television appearance coming up. Yeah, well, everyone. It was last night. Oh, sorry. Yeah, no, no, no, because it comes out Thursday morning.

And it was so, it was Wednesday night, but you can watch it on to me. I hosted a couple of myriad of first site clip shows with my podcast. I love it. I was at Mary. So because we have Aru, my podcast, which we do myriad of first site right now.

Myriad of first site is now officially off until the next season starts, which I don't know when that is. So we just do really fun, ridiculous topics like dumb shit that we find. And so if you want to listen to that, it comes out on Thursdays as well, but you know, listen to Heather's first. It's fine. It's okay. I don't do the same thing. Yeah, at all.

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Yes, he will definitely be at the Tacoma shows with me. And how do you feel about sometimes when some fans I've heard in the past have gotten a little grabby with his arms? Do you want to, are you okay with that, providing me a bought a full price ticket? Or okay. If you buy a book too, it's even more. You can buy you, you can squeeze both biceps. If I'm selling books at the end, you can have a little squeeze on both. Okay, that's great. And can I just say thank you to the juicy scoopers for the nice posts about my dad. And you reached out right away. And then also, and I don't want to cry, but just it was very nice to read nice messages from people. So thank you. I loved away and then also, and I don't want to cry, but just it was very nice to read nice messages from people

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