Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Britney Spears Mystery, Curious Case of Natalie Grace with Justin Martindale

Episode Date: June 13, 2023

Justin and I discuss Kelis and Bill Murray dating and what we hope for this budding young romance. Raquel is now gaining some sympathy after the Vanderpump finale. Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards’ daughter is a sex worker. 4 children survived 40 days in the jungle after a plane crash. Clothing continues to get stranger and more skimpy. The Curious Case of Natalie Grace documentary is about an orphan dwarf who was either an abused child or a psychopathic adult. Real Housewives’ divorces continue to get ugly. We hear from RHONJ Joe Guidice’s former business partner. We see what Jen Anniston and Brad Pitt’s AI-generated kids would have looked like. Enjoy! Get extra juice on Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/juicyscoop/posts I am performing in Tempe, AZ Get tickets at https://heathermcdonald.net/ Subscribe on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@JuicyScoop/featured Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/heathermcdonald/ Follow me on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@heathermcdonald?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/HeatherMcDonald Follow Justin on Instagram @justinmartindale Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Woo, woo, and a McDonald. Juicy scoop. Hello and welcome to Juicy scoop. I've got the tall drink of water who looks very tan. Justin Martin Dale. Right before we turned on all the mics and everything, I said, you look really tan. How could you be so tan when the whole Southern California has been

suffering in June, not wholesale, Southern California, but L.A. Newport, lots of June gloom, so explain yourself. Just, you know, as did you go inside a tanning bed? No, I went to Dubai for the day for pride mm-hmm I love just a comfortable Dubai no it's actually just a spray tan oh you went full spray tan I got in the tent and and sprayed it down did you have the girl or guy that's the spray to technician, do a little carving of some abs for you. No, those were real. They didn't do some com gutters.

What? What? Oh, God. What? It is morning time. Just really? No. No. I don't need them.

I got them. I did post a picture of post spray tan. Gorgeous. It was private. I felt like, hey, let's put it out there. Some might call it a thirst trap. And I was like, you know what, this is gonna get a lot of traction. And it got a lot of women. Crazy, a little bit. Yeah. Including my mom who said, you look so hot. And I blocked her. I was like, Mom, you can't say I'm hot. Stop it. Yeah, it was cute though. Okay, in my day, when we would go to the tanning beds, the telltale sign of that someone went to a tanning bed, it was not a natural tan,

is because you would lay on the bed based on how you're what type of ass you had you would have a little white crease between your ass cheek and your thigh because of the light because you would lay down and your ass would then cover the top of your thigh which wouldn't happen if you're laying on your stomach at Zoom a beach so I remember seeing my friend and she was like, no, I've just been laying out of my backyard and it's all natural.

Why? She gets up to go on the diving board and it's just like this white crease under her ass. And I'm like, I knew you would do a tennis salon. Yeah. Or did you ever have the like playboy bunnies? She's no longer with us. She has a done a skin cancer.

Wow. No, just kidding. That's a good turn. Not kidding. No, I am kidding. No, she turned out to be fine. Well, it's the name of this episode, Come Gutters and Death. Yes.

Did you ever have the Playboy Bunny sticker? No, but I think that's a cute idea. Yeah, that's how you knew like you would stand. Especially because Hugh Haftar has such a wonderful reputation since the documentary. There is that. Oh, wait, I have a Kendra Wilkinson story coming in. Let's get into the talk. Let's get into it. So many talk about hottest sexiest couple around. Yes. How do you say your name? The milk shop. Police. Police. And Bill Murray. Yes. They are an actual couple. Bill

Murray, comedian, you know, you know, a million things. Hilarious, he's 72. And she is 43 and they are dating, spending time together in the US and UK. And even though there's a significant age gap, the couple really have, have a lot in common because they both unfortunately lost partners. So they're just enjoying each other's company. And, you know, I saw this and of course her song is,

my milkshake brings up my ensure brings all the my ensure my ensure milkshake brings all the boy that ensure is basically piti assure but for all people yeah it's like a like a it's like a boniva it's just like a nice shake to get all your like a creamy milk to get all your creamy milk. Is it like just vitamin milk or whatever? Yeah, okay. It's good for you. I love it. I love it. I support this. They are doing no wrong. As long as they're happy. They're going to some shows as some things. They stayed at the same London hotel.

And yeah, they're not really putting labels on the situation, both single and having fun. I mean, I think, yes, it's just, yes, there's a significant age gap, but also you just wouldn't really think that this singer and this old male... Like what are they having common? Yeah, like maybe if she was a comedian too or he was in the music business too or yeah, they don't have, but I don't know, I think it's very interesting. It was like this, what I first saw it,

I'm like this can't be real, this was just a photo of them. No, they're like no, we are down. We are down. We are down. I love it because it's like, I love it just unexpected romance. Totally unexpected. You I love it because it's like, I love it just unexpected romance. Totally unexpected. You know, I can nice summer like, oh, sure.

30 year, 30 year age difference for romance. And if he, if they end up having a baby because she's only 43, he could join the El and the Chino and the Nero and he could have a, oh my god, I honestly want them now to have a baby. Well, I want them now to have a baby. Well, I will manifest it, light a candle. I'm going to manifest it because I think that would be amazing. And then she could get a, be a spokesperson for pediatric and ensure. And, and it's a, it's two milkshakes, one for your little baby to get enough nutrients

and one for your older baby to get enough nutrients and one for your older husband again. This is oh my god. Please make this happen in the universe. Okay. It's the Vanderpump end of the saga. Is it though? Is it over? No, not really. Okay. Anyway, really the exciting something happened is at the very very tail end of the uh... reunion they go back to just rock out alone giving her interview with the producer who is a wonderful producer he was really squeaking the juice out of her

she at that point did have a tiny bit of her more she was crying more than she did uh... at the reunion. And this was recorded six days after the reunion. And the reunion, by the way, was recorded three weeks after the whole thing broke in March. So people were not loving Ariana, saying everything she said, and the peacock version is the complete uncut. I mean, you got the CUNT word, you got the FU word, you got every word. Lots of language. Yeah.

And so in our analyst defense, I mean, she had never faced them. Well, she faced Tom, but she hadn't faced her, you know, sense. So it was more raw than it is today. But in Seenra, CalSos, she has since, she recorded the 60s later, after that, she went to a mental health facility and has remained there. She's going on like 65 days or something.

Good for her. And. Lock it down. And so some, you know, so then some people are starting, including, you know, Lala has said, yeah, I do feel a little differently, because also they're not gonna be as heated

as they were in March. Right. And they did all benefit in a way financially from it or are you on as like the spokesperson for batteries and all sorts of things and i want to say what i think are you on a did right yeah if you're ever in this horrible situation again which we don't want anyone to be a public cheating with the best friend on a reality show every make a shirt

make sure for one we've got the never one guy in the group, thanks to Jack's Taylor, which I love. They all made shirts. But in her case, the first thing she did was she just shut it down. She didn't talk to anybody. She, I guess she deactivated her Instagram, but that doesn't mean you like lose your people. You just put it aside.

And then after a couple couple weeks when she could gain the strength, and she really handled everything beautifully and took all these opportunities, I mean, light of it. And at the time when she shut off her Instagram, I was like, T'Lala, I'm like, what is she doing? And, you know, and Lala was like, I know, like I don't know, I think, but now in retrospect, I do think that's the thing to do in a situation where you are just so blindsided and distraught, even if you're in the public eye. I do think just shut it down. Be the bigger person.

Have your real friends around you with no cameras, with no Instagram, and then you'll just be in a better place for when you're gonna make that lemon into lemonade. Yeah. You know? Like lemon into lemonade. Yeah. You know, like take a moment. Yeah. We've talked about it. Mute, you know. Not everything. Every emotion has to be expressed in every moment while you're having it just because you're a public figure and let this be a lesson. Let this be a lesson. Yes. To everyone including myself.

Some things hit you on the wrong day. You know, it happens. I wasn't having a great day. And someone DM'd me and said, Chris is having a pool party with Justin and Evan, and you're not invited. And I said, you're right, I wasn't invited. I was not invited. You know what I did?

And I wasn't happy about it. And I was shopping by myself. And my family had left to for the weekend. And I just was having a weird day and it just hit me on the wrong day. And I can admit that sometimes things hit you on the wrong day. And now I don't care. You should have had a pretty cool party as you want without me.

In fact, I'm never coming to one. First of all, I am never coming to another one. It's done. You weren't invited. I know. I know. First of all, let me, let me, you know what I did to that person? Who said that to you?

Why didn't you, you didn't want my giant sons there to eat all your food? Were you afraid that I'd bring my giant sons and leave the party? We're still living up the street with her daughter. We're not gonna get in the party. We're not gonna get in the party. We're not gonna get in the party.

We're not gonna get in the party. We're not gonna get in the party. We're not gonna get in the party. We're not gonna get in the party. We're not gonna get in the party. We're not gonna get in the party. We're not gonna get in the party. We're not gonna get in the party. We're not gonna get in the party. We're not a pool in your backyard. I don't know what I did to that person. He sent that to me. I blocked them because I was like you were stirring up shit. Yeah, he certainly did. And I blocked them. Sorry. My day. I'm sorry. We're in your day. We literally were swimming. I was having a wonderful day at the Westfield Mall. And I chose to check with the M's, which is my fault. Yeah, don't read the deal. I should have put that phone

away and focused on the show. You were so mad at him. I'm like, it's just four of us at a pool. It wasn't a Lou out. You were in Hawaii. Not yet. Not yet. I had a full free day on Saturday in which I would have enjoyed a tan as well. It's fine. We've kept the friendship. Anyway, listen. But then, OK, going back to this, what I did watch her thing at the end. There was a moment when I was like, wow, you know, then you see this really juicy part where they weren't honest about getting together in the home

when Ariana left for her grandmother's funeral. Right. And she clearly then admits to it with a producer after they said, absolutely that didn't happen on the reunion. And she's like shaking and crying. She's like, oh, he's gonna be so mad. He just thinks this looks really bad.

That we would do this when somebody's in mourning out of funeral. And I don't know, I mean, he's all I have now. He's the only person I have. Now, I just wanna say why that was so sad and disturbing to me, not just as her thing, she still did a lot of awful things. But it's the classic thing, women do it too, but it happens more to women with a man, where they alienate, they love bomb, then they alienate, you don't need this person, you

don't need that person, that person's not for you, whatever. And then the only person you have is your partner, your boyfriend. And then you don't want to piss them off, because that's all you have to hang out with. You don't want him mad at you. And then you don't want him to break up with you.

And so yes, I don't know if that part was planned, but I think a lot of people started to feel for her that Even though she was 28, which is not young But she was in a vulnerable grooming kind of scrub fucked up thing and now She's gonna be the one left out like she this is it I don't think she can come back to Vanderpump. I don't think it's the right place for her I think he's he's gall around. His shows are selling out. He's probably getting with other girls.

And this isn't gonna last. And he is absolutely gonna go back on the show. He's gonna be on the show. She'll be out. Will Ariana or Rachel, what is it? Raquel, who cares? Rachel Raquel, she goes back home. We'll be, which one will be on Dancing with the Stars?

Well, Ariana's gonna be on Dancing with the Stars. Yes our honest and i think that's what starts yes i figured out the only thing i can think of for a couple and i'm gonna put this out there drive through i'm gonna put this out there because i would like to do this i think i've always joked that my most favorite genre television film is in fidelity

uh... absolutely fascinated by you know unfaithful and fatal attraction and any of the movies and any of the TV shows. Dear John. Dear John. Anything like that. Well, dear John wasn't cheating. I'm talking cheating like this. I'm fascinated by what motivates it, what turns people on,

why they decide to do it, do they ever feel guilty, like all the deception. So I would love to have a recovered mistress or even a serial mistress. Oh. Come on my show. Okay. We could even do it. Like a Heidi flies?

Not a Heidi flies, because she was a madam. I'm talking about someone that's like, I, because she she was a bad. I'm talking about someone that's like I the you know was a mistress or I did date my friend I was cheating with my friends husband or like I've had a few people write me and one girl said I was we were cheating we feel terrible but now we've been together 17 years we have two kids the wife still doesn't know what a good we have a good co-parenting relationship and we still talk about that we feel horrible about it. But in the end, they

really did work out. Then there's other people that are like, it's the shittiest thing I've ever done. I feel terrible. Then there's other women that are like, I want a daddy. I can't wait to fuck a daddy. And I got my parents. So anyway, I would like to talk to people like that and maybe eventually have heard me part of it too to kind of really say what were you thinking at those times. Did you have no guilt? Did you say I deserve this? Like when does your mind change? What are you thinking in the moment? Did you ever journal at the time? Like I think it's really fascinating. You know, Rick, how had a journal? No. I do have a question for Sheena. Okay. What the hell did they talk about? And Ariana, how was this girl an interesting fun person? Hi, Rachel,

from hell what you come over to show? No, but I mean from what I see on the show, were there deep fun conversations? Was she just a fun girl that they got to have drinks with and they enjoyed having her because they were filming? Or did they Was she just a fun girl that they got to have drinks with and they enjoyed having her because they were filming? Or did they really, really have a super tight bond with her? That's what I wanna know. You know what I would love is the, is the if they had wired the trailer in the back.

Like I wanna hear like all the reactions that they were, and you know when they were watching from the trailer. Oh, you mean, oh, you mean she was sheena and Brocky? It was sheena and Raquel were like in the trailer. Like I want those lost taste. All full of the audio. Give me the audio. Yes, were they're watching it and reacting all that?

The full thing. Yeah, that would be good. Just the whole thing, just having her drink her white claw, sheena and her sweatshirt, yeah. Or like whatever they're saying, that didn't happen. And then Raquel being like, yeah, I'm dead behind the eyes. Yeah. So that's what I want to know. I want to get into that. Okay, so but anyway, Tom Tom the bravo loadout is saying shorts and sandies is packed now. Tom Tom shows are sold out,

which I knew would happen when everybody says I'm going to cancel this person. Louis C. K. gets a Grammy. I mean, listen, a lot of people can hate you, but if a couple hundred thousand like you, you're gonna be okay. You're gonna be okay. And that's what's going on. So like I said, she, she, maybe the odd person out, maybe she is working so much on herself that she isn't a place to either talk,

come on, juicy scoop, or like write a book and attack it from that end of like the former mistress tells all, but I don't know if about a year and a half will be, you know, when a book would come out, would be over it, could they get the book out in six months? I would think get the book out really quick. I just take so long. I don't know why my book took so long. It was 10 years ago. I don't know. I definitely think you'd get a book out quicker today. You get a book out. Just hire someone.

Just write. AI chat. Right. AI watches the show. And the just say, yeah, AI writes about it. And then you do the audio in the AI voice of Raquel, which is like, and then we are in the jacuzzi. And I thought, it might be fine.

I realized she was at a funeral, but I also realized that Tom was my best friend and he gave me confidence by saying he wanted to have sex with me. God. We could see we could do that. She sounds like a like a Victorian ghost wanting candy. Like that sounds like, are you my mom? it's so cold in here like it's weird yes, great yeah here's i just i like jumped into the future for a second do you think

that rock hell will ever be the bachelorette on abc whoo do you think she'll like have she'll have the promo and she's like, look his back. I mean, Justin, I hope Mike Flice and ABC is listening to this.

Did I just pitch that? I think that is honestly a juicy, great idea because that show has been slipping a lot. And they just showed the new bachelor at. She looks like a really pretty girl, but I didn't watch last season. I used to be so into it, I was on the show when episode. I used to be obsessed with it,

but they always grab someone that's like the second runner up. She never won a pageant. Now this is her pageant. This is her pageant. And everyone knows her pageant. And all of it is out. Everyone knows what they're getting into. She's a pretty girl. She can do reality TV and she and and this way she's in control. Yeah.

And and she can screw as many guys as she wants. They know the deal. They know the deal. Put them in the sweets. Yeah. Never thought of it. I'm so glad that's what I'm here for. I'm really impressed with you. Okay This went pretty viral. So this is Sammy Sheen This is Denise and Charlie Sheen's oldest daughter. Okay. I don't know if you're aware, but she got a school joined only fans okay, and then right after her mother Denise joined only fans as well right Yes, I remember that so she does a tick does a TikTok in which Page Six everyone picked up. Or she's like, get ready with me while I go to work. I'm a sex worker and it's really annoying to have to shave my whole body every time I

have to go to work. Like I have to shave standing up, I have to shave every inch. Is she a porn star? Well I was like, are you shaving the full thing? Like, but then she goes on to say- Is the sheen sheen? Yeah. And then she goes on to say is the sheen sheen. Yeah And then she says

But the one thing I don't show is my nipples I'm saving that until after I get my boob job which I have scheduled I really want to like show them off when they're in perfect Boob job form. Yeah, and she's talking to your owner, make up what you do it, you know, because you have to do it. You have to be like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, as you're telling a story. And saving my nipples for marriage. Yeah.

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She's only like 1819. I honestly thought it was a shame, only because I think, you know, being that she's two parents in the business, a grandfather and uncle. I mean, like the, you know, Martin, she, Oscar winning, and I do believe some, there's NEPO babies, but I do believe there's a lot of like natural ability that comes into actors that if their, if their child pursues it, just like if your dad is a doctor, you probably are better at science or your dad is handy, you probably have a knack for being handy.

The same thing. And I was like, I think she's pretty and I think she has a cool look. She doesn't want to like go to one acting class. She doesn't want to try to get on a soap or try to get on any tiny TV show. She's going to go straight for the easy buck. And then she goes, I actually hate doing video content because I'm so awkward. Maybe you are awkward, but like if you took acting classes, but then you'd have to memorize lines. And you wouldn't make as much of the bad.

So I'm like, I'm not necessarily criticizing her. I'm just saying like, there are some people that I would like to see try to other things than only fans. And I feel like now. You want to put her daughter into the groundlings. That's what you want to do. Look how motivated you are. You're like, there's some classes opening up at UCB.

I believe in you, girl. I'm telling you, like, if she pursued it, I just think she could have been brought up. What does she do? I mean, she is awkward in front of the camera. And that's why she pursued it, I just think she could have been born. What does she do? I mean, she is awkward in front of the camera. And that's why she's like, I'll just shoot my badge with my iPhone and talk to some Reader on a DM

and make a hundred thousand a month. I don't know. Is it, so, but what, I love sex workers there. I said it. I have no problem making your money girl. But what is, is it just like teasing or I mean, she's clearly not doing money girl, but what is it? Is it just like teasing or I mean she's clearly not doing this like what it is it like I ever you know everybody Can do whatever they want on only fans you could not show anything you could drake What is it what is she doing?

You could do but she knows you could do Um, but you can also have full blown sex like it was a story of the girl that found out that her stepdad was her number one only fans person. So weird, but why? And she was doing hardcore stuff, like, she was having sex with her boyfriend, and that was like a top tier video thing that he was buying. And she found out because in her TikTok, it was your, you know, they're like from your contacts.

Yeah. So, it was like from your contacts, and she's like, wait,'re like from your contacts? Yeah. So it was like from your contacts and she's like, wait, this person from my contacts is also the same name that's why number one only fans person. And then in investigating she realized it was her stepdad that had been part of their family since she was like eight. Whoa. Does her mom subscribe to the account?

Do you think Denise is watching? Denise has her own. She's busy doing their own. But I think that it's like a mother daughter. I think they check in and watch each other's stuff. I mean, is that weird? Is that interesting? Because Charlie Sheen's past was, when I had Denise

Richards on the show, she's so down to Earth and great. And one of the stories she told on Beverly Hills housewives was he showed up for Thanksgiving with two prostitutes. Or remember, there was this one. Yeah. And he left her in the car while he went in and Denise was like absolutely not you know would you like to come in no she wouldn't Denise made her a plate yeah and brought it out to the the sex workers so they've been around sex workers they know what it is this is a Monday for them

and he always he was engaged to like a porn star before Denise. He was very into it. So it's just very, but I mean, being a porn star and stuff and being only fans, obviously you have more control over only fans, which is great. You can do your own thing. And it's a generation of things. It is just very interesting. I would have not guessed this being that that was their data. I was like, oh, you know, if someone's like, oh,

and she's going to end up being a porn star too, I'd be like, absolutely not. Yeah. But in this case, she did. And I don't know. It's a weird world, a little weird world we live in. But I think that's the stigma now. I think that's it's so much more open as someone who hung out

over the weekend with a bunch of influencers. OK. It was, it was a bunch of influencers. Okay. It was a lot. It was crazy. We were walking in the pride parade yesterday, and there was a woman named Drew behind us, and she's an influencer. She's huge. Like, but I never heard of her.

She was like, It wasn't Drew very far. But it was crazy. We were walking, and it was like people were losing their minds and of course I was like you guys stop like no one knew no one cared But they were losing their minds over this girl Yeah, and we're looking back and all of us are just like impressed. We're like holy shit like like screaming Shrieking young girls just shrieking. Okay.

And I was like, wow, you're really impressive. That's good that these young girls have a role model. And I was like, how many followers do you have? It's just like, you know, like, 980,000. And I'm like, wow. I'm like, oh, God. And it's just like. But wait, was she a sex worker too?

Or just a regular influencer? Oh, just a regular influencer. She was like an influencer. Yeah, so I mean, it's like this is such a generation thing. No, yeah. I think because I don't think there is like back in the day, it was like, oh, you have a sex tape scandalist. Right.

Now it's like, who cares? Yeah. I guess the only thing is I just think. Body positivity. I guess there's nothing wrong with it because I guess if she wants to act in this world, there isn't going to be a stigma that shed on only fans. I just kind of thought, you know, but I guess that's wants to act in this world, there isn't gonna be a stigma that shed in only fans.

I just kinda thought, you know, but I guess that's the same thing. Like if you, if everybody in your family was a doctor and you had all the money and the opportunity to go to medical school and you're like, I don't wanna do medical school. I just wanna go be a standup or I just wanna do, you know, I just wanna take photos of my asshole.

You have a right to do that, it's an error. You have a right to take pictures of your butt. Great. I don't want your laugh. I don't wanna operate on your butt. I just wanna photos of my asshole. You have a right to do that. It's a rare stuff. You have a right to take pictures of your butt. Great. I don't want your laugh. I don't want to operate on your butt. I just want to show you my butt. Yeah. That's fine.

This girl is on OnlyFans2, and she is a, also she's a boxer. She's a professional boxer. Good for her. And she just said, hey, I, if my, what do you think your kids think about it? And she said they can cry in her Ferrari. She's 0.01% of all the creators.

So she really makes a lot. And she just says, she's a multi-talented creator. She's boxes. She's talked up with the possibility of fighting her mentor. And then she goes, I could be a good lawyer, yes. But also, I'm going to do the other things on video and camera. Well, now, I don't know that you could be a good lawyer, yes, but also I'm going to do other things on video and camera.

Well now, I don't know that you could be a good lawyer. There's a lot to go into law school. Okay, we're still waiting for Cam. Have you not seen Legally Blonde? Come on. I've been Kim Kardashian past the baby bar, but I've been watching a little of the Hulu show and there isn't a lot of mention of finishing this law school. I don't think that's happening.

Again, I would rather take a picture of my asshole than go through law school. Well, Heather, the day is young. You can do it. I mean, my sister went through law school, and it is fucking hard. Subscribe to Heather's Patreon to see her butt up close and personal.

I love this, though. I just love when somebody goes on Pierce Morgan and just makes him poop a little in his pants. Like he was, like he was, like he was trying so hard to like be like how dare you, like look how gross, you know, like, you know, making it look like she should be ashamed and she's like, let him cry for our freedom. Like, there was one time that the boys were like,

mom, if you took photos of your feet, didn't you say that? You said I could get people that would buy it. Oh, yeah. On my feet or something, or you said, a little, I disagree. Why? Are you ashamed of your feet? The second one is longer than the other, like an ET, like an ET finger.

You have an ET finger? And my mom used to tell me, oh, that's a sign of intelligence. She was so nice to me. I think it's weird. My Heather's a smart girl. She's got weird chicken feet, but she's smart. Evan's got like hand feet. He can grip.

If he was like, he could run through the trees. He'd be about lost both his arms. It would be OK. If he was Tarzan, he would just swing from everything. It's crazy. I have like, I think my feet would be good. I have like a good arch. I have like dancer feet.

An arch is hot. I have a high arch. Peter has a very high arch. That's what I've heard. OK, this is a couple crazy stories. This tenoral girl was in the woods for 24 hours by herself in the forest and she survived. She was fine. But that was 10 hours. Yeah, I mean, sorry, 24 hours she was 10. That happened to me in Lake Arrowhead once. I was like

five and I was with my brothers and sisters and we were walking up this mountain up to the go back and all of a sudden I looked around and they were no word to be found. And I just sat, I don't know how long it went, but it got to the beat dark. And then I just sat down and stayed where I was, which is what you should do if you're, I always told my kids that,

just stay where you are if you're ever lost, just stop and stay. And then I remember hearing my sister call my name and my mom was crying, I mean, imagine you send your four other kids out to watch the five-year-old. And they come home from the one vacation you have and they're like, we lost the five-year-old. My mom gets in the station wagon

and then my sister's like, hey, my mom was like crying, we go up and I was fine. But that was a few hours, but that was real. I mean, I remember it was very scary. Well, we miss you and your feet. But this is the other crazy story. Four kids. Four. Including a baby. This is amazing. We're found alive after 40 days. So sad they got in a small plane crash. I guess maybe their parents and the pilot, all three adults dead. Oh, I didn't know that. And they survived, and I mean,

this really needs to be some type of movie. Yeah. Because I want to know what the older kid did, okay? It's giving. 13, 9, and 5, and a baby, like an 11 month old baby, and they were united, they're going to be okay. They survived on this flower that I guess was like in the plane like a how you make like a tortilla. I don't know. It's this and then also any fruit that they could find and

And just drops of water but for 40 days. That's like Jesus Jesus survived 40 days When he fasted it. I mean, this has got to be like, I mean. But who was counting? Who was counting the days? How old were the kids? I don't know if the kids were counting,

but they know when the plane crashed because they couldn't find the plane. It's insane. It's giving Lord of the Flies. So everybody in their family probably thought they were all dead. Probably. It's giving yellow jackets.

It's giving blue lagoon. It's all yeah this definitely has been a said the jungle save them they are children of the jungle and now they're also children of Columbia oh maybe they weren't from from Columbia I heard that they learned the survival techniques from their grandmother I did oh I thought you meant my mother no you just sat in this field no so their grandmother told I The grandmother was like if you ever get lost in the jungle. This is what you do

I saw I like a made-for-TV movie about it was based on a true story when I was like six I remember like watching it like at my parents house and This it was a plane crash and it was like a ten-year-old girl or something and she keeps hearing someone say if you ever get Lost in a jungle just follow the stream follow a stream. It's gonna lead to more water It's eventually gonna lead to more water So she kept following the stream and she got to the more water and she did survive too. Oh, that is scary though So either stay still or Fault find the stream. I just don't know. I just don't even want to hike

I I love a hike, but then it's like people who take pictures of coyotes in the morning, I'm like, what are you doing? They're like, oh, hey, fellow, look, I'm like, that is a predator. Like what? I saw Toddrick's post, did you see Toddrick's post? Who's Toddrick?

Toddrick, you know, he was on that art show that I watched. Oh, Toddrick Hall? Yeah, I'm busy. Anyway, well, this guy, he was just laying on his lounge chair outside, like completely sunning itself, just taking over. Yeah, what are you doing?

Like get out of nature. I feel like if, like that's what scares me. I just watched Prehistoric Planet 2 on Apple TV. It's so good. David Attenborough. That sounds like a really sore ass. Yeah, so good. And that terrifies me. And I've been watching those shark videos. Oh, I have that hold on

God I have the shark now. I have to jump ahead is terrifying. Oh, well, and I don't know if you know about this one Yes, I do that's the one I'm talking about oh Look at that your Russian guy who's only 23 he was on a vacation in the Red Sea and a tiger shark attacked him and they got it on video. I know, and I watched it. And then he grabbed his body and then brought it down and the photos they have from the near post are in the legs. Oh my God.

And people filmed it and people saw it. Did you watch it? I only saw the photo of the stills. Did you watch? Oh, like 15 times. It's crazy. And I don't know why I'm watching it, but at the same time, I'm like,

I'm watching like, nature. I think that's what it is. Cause I'm like, why am I watching this? It was the K2 jumped off the pirate ship, shark, and they're like, Oh, the perveteer. Yes, shark having a huge moment right now.

Oh my God, they're the kids. Yes. So that was a high school group. Yes. And they were in the Bahamas. And they were all like, what are those pirate boo ships? And he was like, this will be fun. It's a dare.

Yeah. And then it was so dark and they couldn't find him. And they never found him. I'll tell you what happened. What? Because I went down to the TikTok rabbit hole of like people like showing infrared and all this stuff. So they dared this kid to jump off the pirate ship, right?

It's a booze cruise in the Caribbean. And they're probably very drunk, they're 18, yeah. Shit face, jump off the boat. Okay, cool. That boat has like catering on it. So they're like whenever is not eaten, they throw off the boat. So the sharks know when that boat's coming,

that if stuff falls off, it's up for grabs. So this kid jumped off, they threw the buoy, you see him swimming towards the buoy, then he sees the shark, you can see it in the video. He starts swimming away, then you see it grab his leg, it pulls him down, and he screams, that's when the kid's going, bye, bye. like, because I don't think they saw the shark, and then he's gone.

Shark infested waters, what's our favorite movie? Open water. That's it. Straight up. This was terrifying because I've never seen legs go up in the air like that. Well, there was like a couple of times, but like related to a shark. I was at my friend's house in Kona and we went snorkeling so close to the shore.

But and the guy took us out on like a big little raft and we just like went and snorkeled whatever. But there was, you know, I'm looking for some fish and then, but and I'm like, I'm so freaked out by open water. That's it. I literally am so close. I'm like, wait, where's the little raft? Where's the guy?

Like constantly. I don't want, I don't want to be left on a mountain. I don't want to ever climb. I just saw this, um, Tammy Pescatelli posted this meme on her page and it was like, everybody's dead body who's found at the top of Mount Everest were ambitious people. So sometimes maybe it's okay to take it down a notch. I thought that was a great thing. Again, I don't want to go to Mars.

I don't want to climb Mount Everest. I don't want to get lost on a hike. I don't want to be eaten by a shark. But I do like snorkeling. That's fine. But still, that's scary. Because snorkeling is getting killed. Snorkeling. That's fine. But yeah, that's scary. Because snorkeling is getting killed. Snorkelers are getting killed too.

Well, this is what kind of, this is what I'm torn about. Like after this happened, well, okay. Going with the only fans, we go from only fans to sharks, right? Yeah. So we're talking about like a time when things were like, you know, oh, she has a sex tape. Oh, scandalous. Like, remember when shark attacks were just know, oh, she has a sex type.

Oh, scandalous. Like, remember when Shark attacks were just like, oh, there was a man swimming, he was attacked by a shark. That's why you heard about it. Now everybody has a phone and that's what's crazy. And like this was recorded. And at the same time, people were like, oh my God, why did you record this?

I'm like, what were they supposed to do? Jump in there and like, you don't know, like, what are you gonna, are you record it so i think what were they supposed to do jump in there and like you don't know what what do you get are you gonna wrestle a tiger shark today Heather like no like you see this happen i'm more mad that they killed the shark they have his that's his place they killed the shark this is guy this guy

i said before we're not snorkeling i go what if i see a shark and you know whatever and he goes when the worst thing you can do is swim away really fast. That's the worst thing you can do, because that's gonna melt the neck. It throws them off. Yes.

So what you should do is just like, remain there or you are supposed to like... Punch them in the eye. But how would that not piss them off and when you're swimming away fast? Well, because it's got like sensors. It's like, has the tens of sensors on it. God, I don't know.

Horrific. But this is the thing, like, orcas are attacking yachts, like, go for it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like out by the Daily Mail and it's like Britney Spears family says they fear that she's on meth and we'll die soon like Amy Winehouse father of her boys Kevin says loved ones are terrified she's on a breaking bad drug son Preston says I hope she'll listen to us she sends posted like again she addresses Preston and you're jaded and was like I can't believe they're bullying me like this, fine, like some weird, you know, stock photo. And part of that, it was that Kayfad was going to take the boys to Hawaii where his wife has a teaching job and she said fine to that and one's already graduated from high school

and the other one will go to school there. So and I was like, oh, you know, according to what according to child support, now if she chooses not to give any more money to the older boy, K-fed money goes from 40,000 to 20, then the younger boy that only has two years left for four years, 18. So probably why is like, I better have the other wife get a job, okay? So this is, so everyone's always had the conspiracy theories. Probably why it's like I better have the other wife get a job, okay? So This is so everyone's always had the conspiracy theories is this really her dancing is it I a what is going on? I a I Hey, I yes, and some people say she's dead, which is weird

Um, she's missing a hand. There's a lot of weird, there's one where she was dancing and then they did this thing and the eyes were different. I always thought the wedding was weird that she chose to wear this weird choker at our weddings. She's not someone, either a choker person or you're not. And she's never worn a choker sense and I wondered if that was like a weird choice for like photoshopping.

All the interviews with all the stars are very weird, the people that went very strange about that. How so? Oh, like when Paris was interviewed about it, she was very elusive about it. None of them had their stories straight. Kathy Hilton was on the red carpet and Rick Hilton came behind and he's like, who's breaking you? What wedding?

And she's like, you were there, Rick. And then like, and then Drew was, Drew Barrymore was a little bit more, giving more details and was happy about it. I brought it up to Ross Matthews. He's like, well, a lot of people, they're told not to share more. And then they put on a spot on a talk show. But like, Selena was asked about it.

She was odd, Madonna was odd. Yet they're all in this photo together. So people think that might have happened. It wasn't Photoshopped. I definitely think the thing happened. The thing happened. But there's questions about it. Then this AI thing.

So this is brought to my attention. This is Brittany's mystery is the TikTok They say when you do AI deep fakes the one thing they haven't perfected yet Which is they'll probably be perfect in two days. Yeah, is that when they move their mouth the bottom teeth Disappearing it looks like gummy teeth. It looks like you have no bottom teeth So this TikTok shows it over and over how when it happens her teeth are gone So this TikTok shows it over and over how when it happens her teeth are gone, but in the past, she used to smile, her smile used to completely include her bottom teeth. Yeah. Now, people say her teeth have changed as far as the spacing, but that can happen.

And also people, I think, so are they putting out this meth story because the teeth, because we're on to the teeth, and the bottom teeth being missing, and the split teeth, and now people go, oh, that's why her teeth are different, because she's using meth. Oh, what should happen is she really needs to get this family to put her under another conservatory so that she takes her psychological drugs and not meth drugs, and we can keep her alive.

And that's, so are they all in it and when the mom visited oh TMZ just happens to be at LAX when the mom's visiting Brittany and then Brittany writes a beautiful post had a great visit with my mom so I what is going on here I think there's I think listen I don't know the answer. I'm putting out everything what it could be but there is something Very fishy about it all or you could believe she's on meth. That's why she does crazy things and the people and her parents and K fed really care about her. The other one is People are in on this and maybe some of the posts are hers and some

of them are not. Remember when she was in the weird grandma like house with a weird fan and everyone's like, is this the ugliest Airbnb? This doesn't look like the Cheesecake Factory Calabassus house. But then she's dancing in that and then she's like, oh, this is an old dancing video I did from two months ago. But I like it because I have an ass. Now my body's different

Why do you say your body's different? Like what are the seeds that these people are planning? So listen I know I've like made fun of the spinning and all that kind of stuff But now it's getting old. But now I'm like I just don't know what the truth is Yeah, and then there's times where I go oh, I don't want to try to figure out the truth But this teeth thing with the AI and the deep fake is very, very convincing to look into. I don't think, you know, it sucks because it's like, we all poke fun at her and, you know, I feel bad. But I mean, it is funny.

It's like once you're out on social media and stuff like that. Like everyone's talking about it. But I feel like once it's a level of like, meth, like that's scary. And I just wonder like, why doesn't she have any friends? Why isn't anyone taking her to coffee? Why, I mean, you're telling me she doesn't have like one great gay guy? Yeah, where are the guys? Where is your gay friend?

I think. Only Cade, only the manager Cade is the only person around her. I think you got one other friend that can hang out with her at any time. And I've talked to Lance about it. Lance Bass? Yeah. And he's just like, yeah, she just never response, like gets back to you. You know what I mean?

It's like, what do you do? Because I don't think she's in charge of her phone. Yeah. You were telling me why she's spinning around and by herself that she wouldn't want Lance Bass to come over and go to Monocito Farms and let's try and create a salad. That's because Lance was like, I came out to Britney Spears. You know, and I think that's like a bond right there. He went to the wedding with the Alexander guy.

Jason Alexander. Jason Alexander. Jason Alexander. Jason Alexander who she married, okay. That was a childhood friend. And remember they arrested him because he was on property the day of her wedding. Because he was crazy. I don't know though, because I listened to an interview

of him and they were talking. They were talking and this other guy. Whether he was like a cue and on person. Well, I don't know about that, but I heard the interview of like why, why he was there. And he went, came out there, according to him, came out there and they were going to meet on this trail behind her house. And they were going to go for a walk. They had plans to hang out. And then all of a sudden, he's like, what? He sees TMZ. She's getting married today. So he tries tries to contact her now she's not answering the calls they had been

de-emming and all this other so whatever what's happening and so then he came to the house and it's like wait what the hell is going on that and that's of course why they arrested him but according to this interview he did which i listen to is like you know i'm a podcast and then also this other person that i was talking to like a year and a half ago that was a makeup artist, he was always talking to Jason Alexander. And they were both talking to her before the conservative ship thing finally got rid of it.

They were able to talk to her on WhatsApp and on different phones. What's that? And now none of those people talk to her. Yeah. All right. I'm telling you, Brittany, I am down to take you to a Chinese chicken salad. And now none of those people talk to her. Yeah. All right. I know you said that. I'm telling you, Brittany, I am down to take you

to a Chinese consultant. Honestly, I'm devastated because I'm just dreading that tweet. I'm dreading that post. I'm like, I hope she's not on meth, but if she's not on meth, I think they're fucking with her and they're putting out awful stuff. But I don't, I do think there's a deep fake thing

happening with some of the posts. I really do. Just to make it. But why would they do that? To continue the narrative that she's okay. Crazy. She's overly sexual. She's you know, I don't know. I don't know. I think a couple things to be true at the same time. Yeah. Okay. Tony Awards last night. Oh yeah. Go in. Let's talk about this outfit. This is La Pida and First we thought it was spray-painted like the playmates used to do no It is like a chest plate which I wore when I did an impression of Meredith Marks on our live Juicy scoop from Braia Uh-huh because everyone thought she was wearing like a man's chest plate

But this is like a top but it it actually I think is her tits. No. Oh, she molded that. I think she molded her. I love it. I hate it. Why? Why?

I just think it's such a weird. Where are your tits? I think it's a weird, thirsty thing. I don't like where we're going to this naked place. I don't like it. If somebody molded your... A couple of years ago, she wore like the most gorgeous turquoise dress. Like, I'm just that girl.

I like to see her in beautiful colors. And I didn't know that she tattooed her whole head. That's not real. Her whole head looks like it's tattooed. She's got a shape head. That's just, that's just probably like paint. And a tattooed, I hope not, because that would affect like, well, I guess you could cover up anything with makeup.

I think it's cool. Okay, well, without this, this is what's this cat's name, his wife, Nikola, and Beckett. Beckett's son. And they went out to dinner. Beckham. Beckham.

Beckham. The younger Beckham son, they went out to dinner. He's wearing a suit and she's a very thin pretty girl and she's wearing just a brawn underwear with a sheer body suit and boots and you can see Vagie Cleave. You can see Vagie Cleave in the underwear. So I'm just saying my prediction of people were full out vagina, vulva, winking at you, whatever you want to call it. Mm-hmm. We are, I predicted here. I have to go back in my files, but I predicted like, oh, 2026? No, I think it's like August.

August. I think it's happening to August. You think just full nude? I think full vage out. I think people will now be showing off like I have this kind of vage. I'm an Audi, I'm an Inny. I have a cute one, I have a tight one. Have a winky one.

I have a winky one, I have a low hanging fruit. I have it all. Like, should I just start wearing stuff like this with just like one ball out? I think, I think no, but I think girls are getting more attention. This is the new Schimbs bikini. Well, yeah. And this is seriously the tiniest thing for your vagina I've ever seen.

It is solo. It's lower than Britney Spears. How Britney Spears pulls down. Yeah. This is solo. This is literally right above the beginning of the slit of it. OK. Thank you for educating me.

And then of course, you know, everybody's about showing the bottom, the sides, every part of the tit, so it's just covering the nip. And this is her bathing suit line. And it says, fits everybody, micro triangle broad and the key. Micro-try angle. And it's 50% off. You can't swim in this. You should be 50% off.

It's a half of a suit. How much is this? I didn't get to that part. Let's guess. I just saw the ad. Oh, I'm probably $34.99 for both. Really? So it's like $60 altogether, 70 bucks altogether.

Probably, and now it's 50% off. This is, like, you can't swim in this, right? You can't. You can't play horse in the pool. You can't walk in it. You can't, like, jump on your friend's shoulders and be like, come on, guys. This is the best of like- I mean, at this point, just be full-blown naked.

Like, honestly, just be naked. It will be safer for your vagina, because it's stirring is like up there. It's awful. Oh, it says flattering. It says flattering, comfortable. Comfortable. I never want to take it off.

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So it looked like a condom going up, and then your head would just pop out of it. Oh, remember condoms. And she gave her experience of how some people thought she was crazy. Some people were like, whoa, you're going, bro. I think she was in New York anyway. I love this.

I think it's so funny. Oh, god. No. No, it, you're cool, girl. I think she was in New York. I love this. I think it's so funny. Oh, God. No. Now it scares me. OK, listen, the curious case of Natalie Grace, which I've talked about. This is the little orphan dwarf from the Ukraine who was adopted by a family.

And they then saw that they were told she was six. And then according to the parents, she had pubic hair in a period and She was wearing a skimmed bikini and then she tried to They said she tried to kill them poison the mom. Yes hurt the boys try to all the stuff so I watched the The documentary I'm not done yet, but everyone's like you have to watch it

And I'm like, you know, you're right. I've only read about it. It's on it. We talked about it, like here. We talked about it like three times. Yeah. So I'm like, I am gonna watch it, because how could I talk about it and then not watch it on HBO Max?

Well, it's a roller coaster ride. Is it? Do I have to watch it? I think you should. Oh, God, I'm scared of watching this. I feel like I was very against this orphan. And now I'm like episode three or four, and now you kind of wonder,

I think both, I think again, two things to be true at the same time. I think she was older, I think she does have issues and psychotic issues, but I also think the mother that adopted her was an evil bitch. Why? I don't wanna kill it.

I don't wanna, I don't wanna blow it for you for you but i do because now the husband and her divorce and the husband and his older son start telling these things and at one moment the boy who is like a genius but he has autism and he's doing the interviews and he he is very well spoken in everything but um... they keep asking questions about the mom allegedly abusing her based on what the dad said, like beating her, making her, because she's a dwarf and like little like,

and he's like, I don't wanna talk about this down. He goes up the stairs and he starts talking to the dad and the dad's like, I don't care, I told him everything. I'm telling him everything about your mother. Like a hot mic? Yeah, and then he goes, well, I don't want to tell about throwing her down the stairs, kicking her down the stairs. And then he goes, oh shoot, my mic's on. And then, there you are, how a husband in Miami, what is, and that's

the last thing I saw. I still have episodes left. I actually turned off my TV because it was like 1130 and I wanted to be a delight for you. And I was like, I want to save this for later. You can't toss a dwarf down the stairs. But I mean, with the neighbors said we're in stuff about it is, it's worth watching. Ah, shit. Okay. And then sometimes she looks really old and sometimes she does look like she's six. In video that they took and she'll be like, and then what if it's AI? It's a deep thing. What if it's a deep thing? It's so crazy. Then I also watch such

of some Kendra cells Hollywood. Oh, what? Is she a realtor? Yes. It's her second season. When I heard that she got a real estate license, I immediately predicted, I bet she'll get a TV show. Sure. She did, but it was like on a different network. Now it's on HBO Max, it's the second season. And I had her come on my show, and she is like a nervous girl. She's kind of like, like she was,

but it was a good interview. And she's just like, I'm really trying to do real estate. She doesn't really have support. She has co-parenting support from her ex-husband, football player, but I don't know how much financial support she gets from him. She has two kids. And she's really struggling in it to get a listing. She's really struggling.

And I just have to tell you about this because I have a story. So when she came here like a year and a half ago or something, we were talking about how in West Lake and we belong to, you know, we like that area and everything. And I go, yeah, we have been looking. We were looking for like a couple of years and now we're not going to buy there. But at the time we were like open to possibly

moving out there. And she goes, oh, well, you know, I'll keep that in mind, whatever. So now I'm watching the show, and she's trying to get this listing in West Lake. And she brings her boss, who's like this southern guy that reminds me a lot of the guy that's now in prison. What's his name?

Chris Lee. Chris Lee, no, it's not Chris Lee. Kevin Chris Lee. Chris Chris Lee. Chris Christie. No, it's not Chris Chris Lee. Kevin Chris Lee. Chris Chris Lee. Chris Christie. No, it's not Chris Christie. By the way, if Chris Christie runs for president, I definitely think he should get on as that big.

I just do. If everybody else is, why not? I mean, if you're, I mean, if we're going to say that Biden's too old, I'm just saying like then I'm just not political. I'm just saying. Oh, yeah. I'm just saying. I'm just saying.

I'm just saying. Yeah. Also speaking of that really quick, I'm just going to say, and we'll govian all that stuff. I just saw, I thought about this the other day. I said, I wonder if people, because I always remember, I saw this really interesting Oprah, where this woman goes, I secretly put the birth control

pill with my daughter's other vitamins. You know, you like, here's your six vitamins and she would just take it out of the give it tour. She goes because I know that this, I didn't want to know she's on the pill because then she might screw around a lot, but she might screw around a lot and not tell me about it and then get pregnant. So I'm just going to automatically put her on the pill.

And I thought it was like deceptive but i also thought it was genius yeah so i go i bet people i bet there'll be women okay i want to like speak in their bed their kids bedrooms and then i give them a shot because it's like a tiny shot and then the kid never knows and all of a sudden the kid that maybe struggled with way and has an almond mom like i mean like if this existed you know we would do this I know it is real housewives of Beverly Hills what's her name? Yolanda Yolanda was the original almond mom that was always like well if you're going to go to a party make sure that you have a lemon juice

cleanse for three days after anyway I just saw TikTok where this girl is like, no, I'm putting my daughter on it. And she's 12. What? She's 12. That's awful. I don't know. I'm just saying, get ready for that trend to happen. Whether you agree with it or not, and you could argue well, and if I don't put her on this, you might have diabetes. And this way she won't develop like anorexia or whatever. And if it's okay, if it's healthy, I don't know.

But getting back to Kendrick. Get him back to Kendrick. Good, reminds you of what? Go. That reminds me of that video of, it's okay, if it's healthy, I don't know. But getting back to Kendrick, get him back to Kendrick. Good, reminds you of what? Go. That reminds me of that video of, it's like an old movie where the husband's asleep and the wife just slapped him in the face and he wakes up. She's like, oh my god, honey, what's wrong? Yeah.

Oh, are you okay? I'm so sorry. Did you ever watch absolutely fabulous? Hello. OK. My favorite part was the one girl has a younger daughter who's clearly the mother most responsible, normal girl. And the two of them are like, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo bedroom and they try to wax her mustache while she's asleep. So you're just not going down on me. It's literally, it's really.

And she's like, Mom, I know! Like, I want to keep it for the wedding. But we'll keep it. Anyway, so anyway, you're watching her and she's like, I really hope I get this listening. So she goes to the listening appointment and she says, well, I think that you should list with me because I actually have a buyer for this. And he's like, you do?

Yeah, I actually already have a buyer for this. So then she goes and tells the other realtors, I may have overstepped it. They're like, you told a potential listing person that you already had a buyer. Now I don't know, for my days, I don't know if that's, I never said that. It's a little unethical, but not totally. But you would say, I got a lot of people looking in the area, I have a, I would, you know, and then people, what people would do to get the listing

is they would say, like if I'm trying to get a listing, I'd be like, oh my God, I have a great couple. You don't have to give me the listing, but let me just bring them over. And then you and Evan would come over. And then I would go, actually, they said it's too far from the city for them. But, and then you go,

well, God, she really has people. So a lot of people would do that. They'd act like they had someone. So to get the person to go, well, then that's who we want. They really like it. They know, and they see how you show it. It's kind of a great tactic.

I don't know what the ethic rules are today because it's been a long time anyway i went to my dehamson she said no hey girl you still looking for a north ranch just got my first listing stunning home i want you to see it soon and then she was like i have a gorgeous was like property coming up i think that might have been the first one wait which was a Okay, so anyway, I, this first one, the first one, she goes, I got my first listing coming up and I was like, oh, I'm not interested in Westlake anymore.

And I didn't go. I could have been on the show. You could have been on the show, Heather. I could have been on the show. No, it's just. You were on my second TV opportunity of the year. Yeah. You could have done that. See the Randall scandal or Kendra Sun's Hollywood.

And I missed the opportunity. I didn't write her back. Yeah. Anyway, I know she sold the house and she is a good realtor and watched the show because it's pretty juicy. She's very real in it. Can I go back to the graphic?

What? No, I don't like it. It looks like a porn. It's the jacket's off. It's the, what is this like 80s, 80s power lesbian hair? Well listen, she doesn't dress like the girls in selling sunsets.

But maybe she should. Maybe she goes works for the open-himer group. But the whole thing is, no one, those realtors are trying to be like sex stars. No, they're not. They're realtor's first and they're drawing, yes, they are. They're trying to be like sex stars. And wearing tiny things, she was a sex star who's trying to be like a real real estate

broker. So she wears very little makeup, she wears her hair back and a low pony. And she wears like maybe like a skinny gene with a blazer and and not tiny tiny selling sunset Barbie outfits at all. I love tiny Barbie outfits. I do too. I love Bree on selling sunset. She DMs me and I exploded.

Well. I love her. I love Bree and I love all of them. I think. Well, she. Yes. Well, a lot of it. I saw a TikTok which said, they went through how many houses they've really sold. OK.

And like very, very little and breathe hasn't sold any. But then someone wrote, yeah, but if you're on a team, meaning like the broker gets all the credit for the house. Yeah. But you still get a portion of the commission. Yeah. So. And that commission, God.

Oh, there you go with that. Are you watching this show? The Idol with Weekend and Johnny Depp's daughter? And she's wearing one of those skinny, tiny, tiny bikinis with her tiny tits. Are you watching it? No, but I think I have to. If you're making me watch the killer dwarf, I'm going to make you watch The Idol because it's so bad.

Is it better? Good. It's so bad. It's like, hate watching. Because I'm hearing that it's like ridiculous, but I think I might like something that bad. It's okay, I didn't watch the second episode because I was out, but like, I watched the first episode because I was like, okay, we have to like,

what is it all about? Because it was so much hype, can, they were like, oh my god, it's so graphic. It is so much. it is so much. How many so how many episodes is this? I think they just did the second one. So you have to wait any tweak. Yeah okay. It is like to the point where you're like this is what I think honestly and I'm not trying to sound like a pruder or anything, but it's just what everybody hates about LA. It's just like, come on.

It's so, can I give you a spoiler? Yes, please do. It's a little graphic, but that's where we're at because it's the same, graphic like, it's the same guy who did a euphoria. Okay. So what's that? Okay. Out of nowhere.

I might like, can I kind of like that stuff? Go on, yeah. Out of nowhere. So what's that? Okay. Out of nowhere. I kind of like that stuff. Go on, yeah. Out of nowhere. So there's the storyline. She's this pop star. She's kind of like a Miley Cyrus meets. Right. Billy Eilish or something?

Not even a Billy Eilish. It's just like her, like she's just a girl. Like she's just this pop star who has like lame songs and she knows it. Like her songs are are like yeah, you want to freak me. I'm a bitch like that kind of stuff But there's out of nowhere They're like the picture leaked and you're like what pictures? So you don't really know like what's happening. They're like don't push her away like she can't know about this okay and She gets ejaculated on

On her face and someone took a picture of it and it like goes viral who did whilst you had a party getting her face pool. I don't know if it was discussed in the second episode, but like that's the first episode I was like, oh my god like it's so much the weekend is like this crazy fan. He's also a DJ at a club and like, how's his acting? I mean, it's, he's a DJ. It can't be that hard, right? Well, I've told you guys for years, tiny tits are in. Yeah. And they have never been more in. She smokes like every five seconds. Yes.

Like there's always like, it's, And also I believe cigarettes are going to make a comeback. It's because it's going to be a sign of wealth now. Oh. Because it'll be more attractive. Jewels are trash. Jewels are trash and they're too reusable. And the real way to show that you don't give a fuck.

And they're killing the environment. Kill yourself, not the environment. It is cigarettes are gonna make you come back. That's gonna be the new cool thing to do is do a real cigarette. Not cigarette. It's not just any cigarette, Heather. Which is it?

It's a Virginia Slim. Yes. The Virginia Slim. It's a lady. The ladies who lunch. Yeah, it's the long skinny Virginia slims. It's so much, I want you to watch it because it's- I will watch it on a percent.

I just saw a great clip of Jennifer Coolidge in a live event, I think she's in Australia with Mike White and whatever. And someone asked the question was like, what's your advice for when you just don't have confidence? And she's like, well, I struggle with confidence my whole life, whatever. And then she's like, and really the thing to do

when you don't feel confident is just watch, she's just watch really bad art, bad TV shows, bad plays. Because then you're like, ugh, if these people are doing it, then I could do it. But if you watch something good, then you're like, oh, I'm never gonna make it. I saw this play, it was all over. It was just the worst all of her play ever. And I watched it over and over again.

And I just died laughing. Because I remember one time we talked years ago, and she kind of had a falling out with this one friend of ours. And she goes, well, at least I know I don't have to go to that one woman play anymore. And I go, how many times did you go? She goes a lot. And now I realize that she was probably going. Like to make herself feel better, but I'm like, I do think there is something really

fun in like watching shitty stuff. Absolutely. That's like what we do. I love hate watching. Do you not hate watching Vanderbomb? I mean, well, I do kind of, well, that's a different one. Because I know it's a different kind of hate.'s a different kind of hate. No, it's it's when I wear the Kardashians like I Which is I love sexist city. I kind of I mean I hate sometimes the storylines and how dork it is But like I have a love for it and then there's sometimes where I'm just like I now want to watch this because Yeah, it's like watching showgirls Remember what everyone said's the worst thing you ever said and you're like,

I can't be that bad. I like Vegas. How bad can it be? And then you watched it and you were like, it really was that bad. This is showgirls. Amazing. I want to show girls.

I honestly said that. Do we know what it's on? Is it on net? It's on HBO. Okay, I love HBO. It's showgirls. I just want to fill you in on a little housewife news. So Teresa versus

Melissa. And Teresa says on the reunion, which is the third part is on tonight, I believe that Joe Gorgah and Melissa set me up to go to jail. Yes, exactly. Set me up to go to jail because they were friends with my ex husband Joe, Judy,ice's partner and anyway the partner now has spoken and he says listen I knew Joe Gorgah but I never met Melissa they had nothing to do with any of this Joe put my name on million dollar loans and I had to protect myself and my assets and he allegedly still owes him night they still owe him this guy $980,000 he's like he owed me to he was ordered to pay me to 30 I never got it you went to prison you never said he was sorry and he ruined my life too and but they had nothing to do with it so I thought you know people are

wondering if they did and I think that in the teresa and her new husband louis are not coming off well all the time uh... i think it's a little bit what's interesting is i think people that are teresa stands if they it's either red one yes he he he looks like like the anger from inside out like the little anger and there's like there's kind of again there's two ways to look at it.

He's either really in love with Teresa and protecting her from the fact that she has told him how much Melissa and Joe has heard over the years. So he is like, no more, we're not gonna take it anymore. And you don't need these people. Or it can be seen that he's like, you got me now, you don't need these people. And now I'm going to alienate

you from other people. So it really could be seen both ways. So it's a very interesting juicy thing to watch. And then there's all these who's suing who, and they're all in construction, and they all have different businesses, and there's all this other stuff, nothing like going to prison issue or whatever. But there's an article, there's a restraining order, then Louise Girlfriend, Exfriott, say, got a restraining order against him, but then there's a history of her a restraining order then to louise girlfriend uh... expiates a got a restraining order against him but

then there's a history of her getting restraining orders against people so it's a lot a lot is teresa a deep fake has she been dead for ten years and is yeah like what's that i like i like i like that there they're keeping really a problem because they all have the same white brand new jr new jersey trotters every single man and woman on that cast have big gigantic t so if anyone tries to deep fake that we will know we will

hope uh... they have big teeth to that it's the it's such a thing big teeth kim zoziak and quay they are going at each other and people saw Cory did some posts and they thought he was looking very thin and it's not this photo, but like, look, he were a thin.

She has removed Berman from her IG, it's now just Kim Zolziak. They both have attempted restraining orders against each other. They're both saying the other, they are both saying the other parent is a bad parent. He took a he took a parenting class and like you know finished this parenting class which a lot of men now

are doing as they take these parenting classes then they get a certificate to show that they are the better parent and then like she didn't finish it in time. I don't I'm going to make a shirt that says go to therapy we don't care. Well honestly well then you'll maybe don't put all your shit out online like well, well, now these, this couple, if there was a, um, a card where you got like a stamp for, uh, what do you call it? Punch card? Uh-huh. They would, like, they would, they would already get a free filing because they each have filed against each other. This is Shanna Bedor from Real House president O.C.'s ex-husband. He married this girl Leslie they have a two year old daughter together and they have filed on to four I don't they've state made statements on social media and actually filed not filed filed with through

File with through on each other like five times each And now they each have Attempted restraining orders on each other these two yes, and they're both saying that they were both a victims of the other person being violent with them. She looks like a possessed dixie chick. Like that she that's like a demon in the night just God. She posted her ex-husband at their their son's graduation being like cheers to a great co-parentor like he's not and he's like oh my god she's trying to take money from me and so he was an awful ex-husband during the divorce to Shannon Bedore.

They know. And then he marries this girl. And there's got to be a little satisfaction on Shannon's birthday. Oh, Shannon's just really. And you thought I was so bad. When does it just become exhausting? Well, I think he's realizing.

And I hope he got a bisect to me. I hope he got a bisect to me god third one um this girl how do you say her name irina is arena shake yeah she apparently threw herself at tombrey at a wedding and he was not interested oh no that's even more embarrassing and then the other rumors are that you know the cart mama Kim mama cat Chris Jeter is is possibly putting the seeds for Kim to date him because they bought their wine property right next to his in like the Bahamas and then they like borrowed his like golf cart to go look at property and so there's talk of that. Jennifer Aniston said that she, she hates it when someone says that she looks good for

her age and people never say it to men. Yeah, they do. I get it all the time. Oh, well good. Sorry, Jennifer, guys get it too. We get it great. You know, we're only 23. So it's, I get it too. We get it great. You know, I'm only 23, so I get it, you know.

Yeah. But yeah. She was like, oh, why did I always say I look great for my age? How about you just look great for my age? Don't add the age. For my age. What is the, when you would do like an English diet, when you diagram a sentence for my was the not preposition.

I'm just going to like sit back and watch this happen. I don't know. I just remember. We don't need that part of the sentence is what I'm saying. The subject in the predicate? Yeah, yeah. You don't need that. Why?

It wasn't called predicate. That was the predicate. That wasn't that the preposition. Which one was the preposition phrase? Yeah, or before, whatever, before after. Before is the subject and then the predicate. After. So you're right, you don't need that, yeah, for your age,

you do not need for your age. She doesn't like the four-year age. Yes, you don't need to just say you look great. You look great for your age, yes. Yes, get rid of the four-year age. But like, I just think that's just a, that's just like an old-timey phrase, right? Well, yeah, I mean, it's not cool.

I would never say that to a woman. It is, it isn't cool. You look great for your age. I'd be like, oh my God. But you know what? Oh my God. But listen, what I like is I was talking to Jared, Jared Lipsy's a makeup artist,

he's friends with all the, all the Vanderpump people were together. And I was saying, oh, well, my son, and his friend was pregnant. So I was like, oh, my son, and his friend was pregnant. So I was like, oh, you know, talking about pregnancy and like, my sons are now 20 and 17 and he was like, what? Yeah.

And he goes, how old are you? And when I told him, I mean, credit, you know, maybe he wanted me to tag him in something. I was kidding. But now you were like, yeah. But then he was like, you seem generally shocked. Yeah. And whether that was true or not,

I will take that any day. Right. I think that's the problem. He was like, oh my God, I, he's like, don't, I just thought you were younger. So I said, so when you said your kids were that old, I was thinking, oh my God, you have them like, you know, in your 20s or whatever.

But I think, you can tell me that any, people can tell me at a time, I would never take offense. I think older ladies out there need to start chopping the young girls. Go up to a 22 year old girl and be like, oh my god, you look so good for your age. Send them spiraling. Just like get your power back.

Or you know what you should do. Go to guys and say, oh, you look great for your age. Again, this has happened to be this happened to be the ones. On a listening point, I will say. And this woman, we were trying to get the listing. And by the way, she had such a juicy ass story. She sang in the choir, and her husband left her for a priest. No!

A lot. Yes. And what's, oh my god, at the wedding. And you know why I'm telling this story? Because she didn't give us the listing She chose a non-catholic To give and here I was The audacity here I was and she was like

We weren't you in my brother's class and at the time the brother was like 15 I was like 34 and I'm like no But I mean I still was nice because I wanted the listing But that is what people should do when they know someone is much younger They should be like Well, you didn't grow up with the internet. Did you and the girls like 32 what like? Yeah, like well you're you know, you're already an adult when you got a cell phone right like just start doing stuff like that I haven't got with twinks yesterday. Yeah

And what was that like for you? It was a little scary like they're very like they're all very tick-tock hair and just Like just start doing stuff like that. I haven't got with Twink's yesterday. Yeah. And what was that like for you? It was a little scary. Like they're very like they're all very tick-tock hair and just very like... So a Twink also means someone who's like Gen Z? Yeah. Okay.

But a Twink is like a young gay. I know what a Twink is. Yeah. And there are also a more... As a Twink. As a former Twink. Okay. I also thought a Twink meant you were a more um smaller slider

build of a human. You have like burn bones and like afraid of daylight. I used to be. No, there's no way you don't qualify. Not anymore. I don't, but there was a time when I was I'm too big. You're too big of a person to be a twink. But back in the day, I was a shy little skinny vampire. But you're always so tall. Isn't there a high requirement to be a twink? No. You can be six, three and be a twink. Twink sounds small, but it's not. Well, I just then I think you need a different name. I think twink should be someone under six feet tall. Okay. I think they have to be under like 160 pounds. Okay. I think they have to be under 30. Well, yeah. Okay. So that's a twin. Under 30. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay.

And then I think there can be a whole nother category. Okay. Of people that are taller and bigger, but young and pretty. And then there could be also obviously we know what a bear is. But I'm not any of that but I was talking to Twink. Yes. Yes. And Twink looked at me and said, oh are you a social media influencer as well? And I was like, oh, I don't know how to answer that compliment. I don't know. I was like, I don't know how to answer that compliment. I don't know. I was like, that is so much for flattering. Then are you a stand up to? Oh, I know. Stand up so ugly or the best is when the best was when they were like,

Oh, like, give me an Instagram and I give them my Instagram. And they were like, Oh, I got a blue check. I was like, that's right. Call me daddy. Yeah. So now you're graduating into daddy. Yes. But you don't have to have a kid to be a daddy no that just means it's the easiest job to be a gay daddy to be a gay daddy yeah now what's a daddy a daddy is like a hot daddy like damn daddy but a gay or a straight yeah oh you can be a straight you can be a straight, Zaddy. Oh.

Yeah. Daddy, there's daddy, like, oh daddy. And then there's like, damn, Zaddy, like Zaddy is like. Got it. Like a hot. Okay. Yeah. But nobody has to actually be a father.

No one has to be a father. Oh, that's beautiful. It's the best father's day. It really is. Do Zaddy's and Daddy celebrate father's day. I'm the best father's day. It really is. Do Zaddy's and Daddy celebrate fathers day? I'm going to celebrate fathers day. I think you should start that trend. What?

Because there's not enough celebration for the gays in June. So let's definitely make a Zaddy Daddy day on Father's Day. We're taking your dad holidays too. Take it. Take it. Listen, I'd love to be a juicy scoop Zaddy day. I follow pride as far as being a June birthday. My, a couple of years ago, I said, I'm going to be a juicy scoop side of day. I follow pride as far as being a June birthday. My, a couple years ago, I said, I'm gonna pride it.

I'm gonna do full Heather June all birthday month. I have a full month of your birthday. Of my birthday, just like pride is your birthday this week. Right? Yeah, but I just celebrated last week. I'll be celebrating this week and I will be celebrating the following week. You're that lady, yeah.

Yeah, I just like pride. I'm just gonna keep, just, I'm just gonna keep being proud of myself from being this person. Yes, just celebrate, I mean, just try. Everyone can celebrate what they celebrate. You don't have to take joy away from anybody,

but you can also milk out your birthday. You're your own ally. I remember my own ally. I love, I love her. Not everyone, not every does. She's strong. Not everyone loves her and not, a lot of people have a lot of hate for her. Not everyone. Not everyone does. She's strong. Not everyone loves her and not, a lot of people have a lot of hate for her. And I'm like, you don't know what it's like until you've walked in her shoes.

It's also the shortest pride parade ever. It's just Heather on a float going or on a golf cart going through, going through the desert. No, because I mean, people will soon be like, oh my god, is that still going on? Yes it is! It's called Heather Pride. Yes it is. Why can't I have one month? No! Jesus! If you had an alcohol, people would boycott it.

If you had a clothing line, people would complain. This is kind of crazy, so. She looks great for her age. No, this isn't her. This is, oh yeah. So, AI did this thing. No. A lot of stars never broke up and had kids. What? I didn't even look at it and think of that. Wow. And some people thought it was a fence, a weird thing to do because she never did have kids and, but this is what they believe their traits would look like. And they did it for a bunch of other ones. This is so weird.

This is from, if you go to 1996 is the, and the artist is Mr. Pomoroi. That doesn't really even, that doesn't look like her. It doesn't really look like her. It looks like him. It looks like, it looks like Ellen Pompeo from Grey's Anatomy and... The kids are gorgeous and Rachel Yeah, but they did like a bunch of other couples and like made little kids. This is Princess Charlotte. They're gorgeous Um talked about this. Oh, this is the last thing I'm gonna say. Yeah, I Love this because I think the greatest way to find out

Who someone is who you're really dating is not to go look at their camera roll like Ariana. It's not to go look to see who they're texting. Take their phone and go to their for you. TikTok page. Because you will know what's up. And I because I mean I said one time I took Brandon's and I was so pleasantly surprised. I was so scared what I was fine. I'm like I don't know if I want to find, how to make a bomb. I don't know, I don't know if I'm fine.

Okay, I don't know if I'm fine. I have a teenage boy. It's the most frightening group is a straight teenage boy. Okay, so I'm like, fuck, you know, and it was like funny, pranky stuff, skateboarding stuff, you know, some family guy, whatever. And then like some actually like interesting like Facts history things and say false. Okay, so I was like oh my god. Thank God like I didn't know how much porn

I was gonna say I don't know what would you been would you have been surprised if there was porn? I know I wouldn't have cared, but I just I was pleasantly surprised I was like just like okay this this I mean he is always looking stuff and laughing so I was like, just like, okay. I mean, he is always looking at stuff and laughing. So I was like, you know, happy about it. But, you know, I was like, I don't know. And so what I thought was so funny is when they were doing all those hearings about TikTok and this one older white guy was like,

all I see on TikTok is Teenage Girls Dancing. And they were like, I guess you don't know how for you page works, dude, because that means you're all you're watching, because I never see Teenage Girls Dancing. So this guy, who I follow, he's my friend, Eric Goldie. This guy Eric Goldie. Yeah.

So somebody wrote some mean thing. Like he wrote some, oh, your husband, you know. Who is this? Like this is something, so then he found the mean comment and posted his face. Oh. And this guy was being homophobic. To Eric.

To Eric, okay. And he's like, hmm, I guess you don't know how for you page works. Why am I in your for you page? Where? When my content is, you know, gave friendly stuff. And so I just thought that was amazing. So ladies, if you really want to know what, or you really want to know what your someone's political views are or whatever, grab their phone and go, can I just look at your TikTok

for a minute? I honestly didn't even question this. I know that guy. I've seen that guy. You know Eric or you know the other one. The other one. Like he's, that is a typical closeted. Oh, you know that guy I've seen that guy you know Eric or you know the other one like I I think he's he's that is a typical closeted oh you know that time yes yes that is a

big job look at it he's got a band-in around his neck come on now so speaker which I was watching a little of the hulu Kardashian's the other night and I talked about the subject before because I thought it was pretty cool that she was honest about it but cloi was saying um she was having a problem bonding with her son because she didn't carry him she had a surrogate carry on which i thought was pretty great um that she was being honest about it at the same time i think it's kind of sad i don't know i think it's kind of i do think it's sad, I think it's kind of, I do think it's sad.

I think part of it is, yes, she didn't carry him. And, but I also think it's, but even when, like, right after I had my second child, Brandon and I carried him and stuff, you are so, you know your other child so much better that I remember feeling like, oh my God, if I had, you have weird thoughts too, which are probably a little postpartum even though I didn't want to throw one off the belt in or anything.

But I was like, oh my God, if I had to choose one to save, I would save the two and a half year old drink just because I know him better. So I think part of her is that she's not, she's thinking too much about as what I was saying. I think she will be fine. I think it's just that she, and then also while she was expecting this baby with Tristan, she found out that Tristan got another girl pregnant who was able to carry that baby. Oh, yeah.

But what I was going to say is I do like that she was honest about it. But I feel kind of bad if this kid, if they don't have a close relationship, hopefully the kid wouldn't care. Like, my boys, even if I was at a show and they saw that, I don't think either of them would care. But like I hope he doesn't see it later on. That's what I'm, that's exactly what I was thinking.

That's exactly what I was thinking. Yeah, like, hey, maybe we don't have to say all this in public, you know? Like I think it's fine. Yeah, I think it's fine that she had those feelings. I wish she would have just had those feelings with her sisters and her moms and a therapist. And maybe not put it on the show.

You don't have to put everything online. It's like, it's like, be in the moment. But I mean, so I see a growth one day and you're like, oh my mom does it bond with me. Great. Yeah. I mean, I feel bad for her. I'm glad she's being honest and everything,

but it's also just like, we don't need to know that we don't see he's face at all yeah and she's showing like james cordon his face and because like james cordon is all over it because he's the producer of the show james cordon is? yeah isn't that weird when they got rid of brunna muri and then they went over to hulu and james cordon is the producer of it i want to see his story page. When he- Me too! What is-

What is he going to get to be his true self? He's a fan of the Kardashians. He was in cats. Yeah. Like, okay. Best friends with Adele. Okay, you got with Chris. Look at her try to captain.

Just saying. Yeah. Anyway, she said he looks like Rob, but we don't get to see him, so. What, his profile? No, when she's showing photos, and we don't see him on the show, and we only see his little profile here.

Oh, I see. He looks adorable here. I mean, I'm sure he's gorgeous. Yeah. But anyway. I love her little girl so cute We're gonna end it here listen tell everybody Well, what was that one? I want to see just because it was here for it Apple iOS 17 to offer face mail or user school. Do you know about it? Yeah explain it then it's so Apple is

Turning into black mirror. It's crazy. It's one, Apple is turning into Black Mirror. It's crazy. It's one of my favorite shows if you ever watch it. I love it. The new series is coming out. It's very good. It's coming because I love it so much. I want to say like you do this weekend or next week.

Those people that don't know, it's like a modern version of Twilight Zone. Twilight Zone, it's freaking genius. It's insane. It's insane. It's an old movie. Do you have a favorite episode? Yeah. Which one?

One of them is basically come true. No, Stive? I don't know? One of them is basically come true. No, Stive? I don't know the name of it. With Bright Stalas Howard? Yes. I was just talking about this, where you get great for everything, including your behavior.

So then, like, how you order coffee or how you want ever, and then at one point, like, it's like your fight goes score, but a million, but in every aspect of your life. Yes, and it's status. It's like, oh, you're a 4.7. Oh, that's what we can hang out. And then there's a part where that girl, she's supposed to be at a wedding and the bride

is like, I'm sorry, I can only have people over 4.5. Yeah. So you're no longer allowed to be in my wedding because socially, you're just not there. So genius. Did you say that that's happening to you right now? No, but I feel like it's crazy. It is a little bit of a thing where- It's clout.

Because so many people know you behave badly, we filmed you at Target. Like in us, it's basically, I think that's where the person got the idea from. Like what if all these things went in? And just also how corporations are getting great at all and how they react to social climate. Yeah.

And so they do it for that and they don't really do it because they're hoping to sell the product. They're doing it because they need to be in good with this. And like, so I think it's genius. But what? Tell explain what this is. Real quick. So you can pretty much like leave a face mail.

So it's like, oh, I'm calling you. You don't pick up. I can be like, hey, I'm calling you. You don't pick up. I can be like, hey, it's me. Like, pick up some ads when you go to the grocery store or whatever. So it's your face. But also they're doing it where you can create your own avatar, which is insane.

So it's gonna be Britney Spears. No teeth. Seriously. And- Was it Britney with my bottom teeth gone? Yeah, just. Hey, y'all. Can you get me some buttermilk biscuits?

There's also a feature where you can like, oh, say I'm meeting you for the first time. It's like, yeah, let'all, can you get me some buttermilk biscuits? There's also a feature where you can like, oh, say I'm meeting you for the first time. It's like, yeah, let me get your number. And we can just scan our phones together and it'll get our numbers. It's insane. And the VR, did you saw the VR, right? Well, you know what?

My friend was saying when we were at the airport, I think, I don't know how it came up, but I think, you know how sometimes you think somebody is like looking at you, because they might recognize you, they might know you. Often times people are like, do we go to high school together or, you know, and then some of you actually know who I am, but whatever. And so we're saying, this is going to be the next thing that's going to happen and I know it.

It's going to be like, I'm at the airport, whatever. And I see somebody and I'm like, I don't know if that's, you know, just a Martin in the comedian or did I date, Did I fuck this person? So then I get it all the time. So I say do. So then I bet you could just go to the phone, take a photo, and then it'll be like, blah, blah, blah, blah, and then that your Instagram would pop up.

Oh yeah. And then like, and then you're like, oh, it is the comedian. Yeah, a scan. Oh, it is that I've been back in a car in the next year, two years, max, that you could go to someone or take a photo of them and their Instagram and everything Automatically pops up. You can take a picture of them full nude because it's gonna be August So that's gonna be the trend you can look for somebody and also full nude at the beach I'm just not a fan of FaceTime ever. I know

She's gonna say I'm just not a fan of FaceTime ever. I know You're always like why are you doing this and I like a speaker phone? I like to put you on speaker phone. I can see it if it's like you're on a trip and you're like oh my god Justin look at my view but then you're just rubbing in in some space that you're not there. So I'm like Like also like unless you look cute, unless you're laying down the right way, it's just, I feel like, I guess some people like it. Yeah, some people do it all the time. I mean, I feel like it's only like for reality shows so we get to see the other person.

And the younger kids too do it with me when they're talking or like they're texting, like that's how they text, it's weird. That's why I got off Snapchat. So what do you mean they text with a face or they text just talking to each other? It's like with a face, they'll be like, what's up? And I'll be like, oh hey, and they'll be like,

I'm like, okay, what? Like, just if you're gonna FaceTime, you FaceTime, you're if you're gonna text me, text me. It's a big confusion where you've got a twink and a zatti trying to be friends. You know what, it's just, it's like. Can't wait for you in the world together. Can't wait just to be one.

Can't wait, I'll just get along. Pride. Oh, it's so hard. There's so world together. It would just be one. Can't we all just get a lot ride It's so hard. There's so many subsets to it, you know, this is really so I did see a juicy scuba at Pride Though the other day and it was kind of weird It was the same thing it wasn't like at the airport, but like they were probably yeah She was standing in the middle of the road and she just looks at me and she just starts waving and I was like I felt like an asshole because I was like do I know this person? I don't know. And she was like, how is so good to meet you? Did I know that? I'm a Jesus Cooper.

I was like, oh, great. I love it. We love it. Love it. Love it. And you are wearing, never one guy in the group, which is Jackson shirt. So I love it. I got you guys. I got one for everybody at the show, but you fill out the best. Don't tell Spencer or Chris that.

Because I'm a daddy. You're a daddy daddy. I'm a Jesus Cooper daddy. at the show, but you fill out the best. Don't tell Spencer or Chris that. Because I'm a daddy. You're a daddy, daddy. I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. Okay, so you and I are gonna be together at my biggest show of history. Is it?

Now we're warning you. It's huge. How huge. How free is by the Bay is like a lot of seats. Yeah, cool. And it's selling really well, but I know there's still some left. Okay. And that is Saturday, June 24th. Very cool. And it's selling really well, but I know there's still some left. Okay.

And that is Saturday, June 24th. Very cool. And it's so good because you're going to see three incredible stand-ups, not just me, not just Justin, but Chris Frenjol as well. Yes. So this is like a bang for your buck of comedy, juicy scoop delight. My friend Randy was actually telling me about it. Oh, I love Randy.

Because he's coming to it. He was telling me about the venue. He's like, yeah, there's like a hotel and you can like come and and be a part of it. No, my god. Everyone says, oh, I've never been there. I'm sure it's beautiful. Everyone is said, we're gonna, I kind of put it on my like manifest list. I remember seeing like another comedian doing a few years ago and I was like, what's this? Oh, there you go. And look at us now. Just a seafood tower. Yes.

And then this weekend everybody, I'll be at the Tempe improv. All new stand up, which will be the same, which you'll see. I'm working on all the fun new stuff. And that's with Chris Frenzel, and that's this weekend, 16th and 17th. But what you're doing shows to this weekend, where are you? I will be at the improv, LA improv. Hollywood improv, I'll be at the comedy store, all over the place. Everyone follow Justin Martin.

Please do. Please listen to his podcast, just say. And he is, you know, he does lots of great photos of him. Are you really selling me? In his bathing suit with my friend, Christa. But now they're friends and they're having pool parties without me taking fabulous photos underwater photos where they look like mermaids and mermaids.

Yes, and check out the Netflix series, Mermaid People. It's great. Watch that one, too. It's so good. Mermaid people. They've been about mermaids. It's about professional mermaids. It's out there. It's so good. More people. More people. Yeah. They've been about mermaids. It's about professional mermaids. It's out there. It's like rent fair people. And they put on tails and go to like venues.

Okay, so I have been trying to find a good tail. Okay. That I can actually swim in. That would like propel my swimming. Uh-huh. And we bought one, but it was just like an extension of like a swim suit. No, I need... Mirtailer.

I need like a real fin. Yes. And so that I can like swim like that. Go to murtailer.com. I'm being serious. Okay, I've had my Google The Murtail of the summer. Yes.

I just think anyone would like to get me on a murtail or whatever. It's my birthday. And I will like put it on and give a shout out and swim. Okay. All right, I love you. I love you too. Bye. my birthday and I will like put it on and give a shout out and swim. Okay. All right, I love you. Bye. I love you too. Bye.