Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Bucket Bunnies and Hot Girl Weekends with Iliza Shlesinger

Episode Date: October 4, 2022

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Woo, woo, and a McDonald. Juicy scoop. Hello and welcome to Juicy scoop. Let's get right into it. Kim Kardashian just had to pay $1.26 million over crypto, a crypto pump and dump. You're like, Heather, what is that? Well, apparently she just took this money to run this ad

and it's looked to be an Instagram story near post-hatted and where it says, are you guys into crypto? Bunch of question marks. This is not financial advice, but sharing what my friends just told me about the Etherome Max token. A few minutes ago, Etherome Max burned 400 trillion tokens, literally 50% of their admit wallet, giving back to the entire EMAX community. What? Hashtag EMAX, hashtag disrupt the history,

hashtag whatever, and then, so I mean, you know, as if she's sitting around with some friends and it's like, wait, what did you say about crypto? Wait, hold on. Let me get out my story and type this from scratch. No, of course she didn't. She got paid a ton of money.

She agreed to post a set of certain time with nothing before or after it with a little bit. And who knows what she got. Probably they said she got 250,000 to do it. I would predict, I would guess, that she had gotten more. But the feds came after her along with other people and she had to pay 1.26, 1.26 million for it. And I just think it's crazy that she just keeps taking

every posting and every gig. She's already in trouble for doing the whole go luxury shopping with me. She and Scott Disick, they're facing a lawsuit here there. However this was like the Fed's got involved and this was her penalty. And I think it was really smart that she didn't fight it and she just paid it and you know she probably didn't know. Listen I never understood the crypto the Bitcoin thing. I never really got it. So I could see how maybe somebody could advertise it or put it on their page

and not really ask the questions, but I just think as a former friend, friend of the Kardashians, these are the questions you have to ask. And if it is something so new that in the future it could be problematic maybe just Forgo that little paycheck at that moment in the meantime. She's got a home line So if you're a tissue person or a Qtip person and you want a $32 great cement round bowl to put your Qtips in

Thank God there's a place to go since bedbath me on disclosing closing you can go to kim and get that uh... lean a done a uh... it got a lot of shit because i guess she's set on twitter or something that she wanted her coffin she's not dying or anything i guess in the future when she dies she wants her coffin to be driven in the New York City Pride Parade when she dies.

Anyway, people weren't happy about that. I guess she's probably coming off of thinking what her funeral would look like or what she'd want it to look like in light of Queen Elizabeth. But here's the thing. Pride only happens in June. I don't know what it'll be like in hopefully 50 to 60 years when you die. Hopefully, you don't die before that. You might be flying in a parade by then. We might not even have an earth anymore, and the pride will just be all day long going around. People didn't like it.

And of course, page six, post a photo of her and kind of a weird corset baiting suit thing. All I remember is I loved the show Girls and I thought it was really clever. I enjoyed it. And Lena, who is not the typical body shape, not the typical girls that's starring in a show with four single women, she got so many guys dying to have sex with her all the time. Her character was just, I remember she one time was boning this hot doctor and she was playing ping pong, totally naked with this to pair of underwear on. With her different, you know, not typical body that we see on TV. And this guy was dying to screw her besides being cute and being a doctor.

I'm like, wow, this girl's so lucky. Well, that is what's amazing about being a writer, just like Woody Allen would have 17-year-old girls dying to fuck him in the movies that he wrote and he starred in. Lena Dunham did the same, but for some reason, people didn't embrace it. People questioned it. They never questioned Woody Allen's weirdness back then, but they questioned this and they didn't like her. I think it's brilliant. If I ever got to write a show that I got to star in, you better believe I'd have like

30-year-old guys dying to screw this mill fee, okay? And so good for you. This was sad. Kulio has passed and his long-term girlfriend said that he will be cremated. I don't know that we know what he passed from. But I was reading a bunch of articles about it. I really loved his music and I found this article in page six kind of interesting for me to share with you. And I found this article in page six kind of interesting for me to share with you. This girl came up to Kulio just just this past week before he died. He was in town doing his show, which would have been his last show. And she said he was so sweet. He took a photo with us. And it was just so wonderful that we got this great photo. So she shares the photo. And then she goes on to say that Culeo put us all on the VIP list

to go to a show that night, but it was just too far. So they didn't go. Now the only reason I think this is interesting that this is the story is as a performer I've been in many cities I'm getting lunch I'm going to target in in the city and I get recognized and someone's like oh my god I'm your biggest fan I can I can I please get a picture yes of course you can I come into the show tonight oh you're performing tonight well then obviously you're not my biggest fan I'm in your city for two nights.

And then if the tickets weren't sold out and they were nice, I said, well, would you like to come? Because I can put you on the list. Yes, yes, we definitely will come. And then I'd go out to perform. And they're at the two empty seats, because I don't know they decided it was just too far. I'm just saying, think of Culeo next time you walk up

to a performer that you like and then act like you're the biggest fan, have them put you on the list and then decide you don't wanna get off the couch because I think they regret it. What you won't regret is going to have them make Donald Duck net and getting your ticket to watch my show on October 15th in New York City. You can stream it as it happens. And you can also rewatch it or watch it later for seven days.

You have it for seven days. So you get all the scoop. You can go, my god, what did she say again? It'll be so fun. That's that Heather McDonnell. Along with my tickets to go see my next live show after that, which is in Vegas with Brandy Julie Chris and Justin.

And then we're going to be going to see a couple of other things. so fun. That's at Heatherington.net along with my tickets to go see my next live show after that, which is in Vegas with Brandy Julie Chris and Justin. And then we're in Texas and then on the East Coast. And then that will conclude this years tour of the live juicy scoops, which is always fresh and new and exciting. So don't miss on that. Also new and exciting. Okay, real house has Beverly Hills. I'm going to get more into this later in the week on Thursday, but we got to see the scene of Lisa Rinnock confronting Kathy and again, people are torn. They think Kathy apologized, let it go. An article came up that Jezebel wrote about parrises,

problematic language over the years that was caught on video, that was scraped from the internet. So many people are like dragging this stuff up. I just got the book, what a book of Hilton, house of Hilton. It's very hard to get. I had to pay a pretty penny for it,

but I am going to read it, cover to cover and report on it because I find them a fascinating family. Big Kathy, the three daughters, Kim, Kyle, and little Kathy, or whatever you call her. Anyway, I thought, you know, a lot of people are, it seems like most people are anti-Lisa Rena and all of this. They feel like she is going after Kathy and we see in future episodes that Kyle at one point says to Lisa, please, at this point you're hurting me. Can you please just let it go? And she's like, you're not going to gaslight me, Kathy. Oh, you can all have all the tears, but you're not going to gaslight and manipulate me. She really likes that word. Remember when she said that to Denise? Gaslighting, gaslighting.

So you know, it's what we think. But here, I thought this was great. Camille, the real Camille. She reposted this from all about truth on Instagram. Real Housewives Ultimate Girl Trip, the victims of Rina's wrath coming to peacock and it's so it's everybody that they feel has come within Lisa Rina's wrath on the show. Yolanda, Lisa Vanderpump, one hit wonder Eden, remember her Eden Sassoon who was sober, I interviewed her. Kathy Hilton, Denise Richards of course, Camille, Kim Richards and Sutton. What was she so mean to Sutton? Maybe they just seen one person from this season.

But still on the show. I can't remember when Lisa Ritten really was after Sutton. Maybe with the whole Erica thing. Oh, maybe with the Erica thing. Maybe with the Erica thing. Maybe when Sutton was up against Erica, then Lisa Ritten kind of came after her. Maybe so.

Anyway, I thought that was interesting. Also, real houses have thought like City City came out and it was pretty good. Basically, the juice that has begun is Meredith, Meredith with her husband's Seth and her son Brooks. She was always close to Lisa Barlow, but she's not happy with Lisa because, remember, at the end of the season, Lisa Barlow was so annoyed that she felt Meredith didn't have her back the way a friend of 10 years should have. And with her mic gone, went into the bathroom and said, I'm so sick of Meredith's shit.

I'm so sick of her fake family who's always posing. Why don't they own a home? Oh, that's right, because your husband changes jobs every few months. Um, and I'm not a whore like Meredith who fucked all of New York. We, it got played over and over and over again. And then to start out the season, they played it. Oh, and the way the season started is they showed them first talking about each other and how much they all loved each other in 2019. But a juicy scoop or brought it to my attention that in these clips where they're doing their interviews, so a makeup artist comes in and touches their makeup, they show a makeup

artist with a mask on. Now why would a makeup artist have a mask on in 2019? My question to you, Bravo is, was this really shot in 2019 or did you do that for dramatic effect? Like, oh, look how much they've changed over three years. Good point and picking, checking that. Anyway, Jen Shaw throws a big party for her husband because that's what you want to do. It's been a lot of money to celebrate your husband because that's what you want to do. It's been a lot of money to celebrate your husband's birthday right before you go to prison.

But at that point, she hasn't gotten her sentence yet or admitted that she was guilty. So, we're going to see lots of fun stuff happen. We know Whitney and Heather are going to end up hating each other. So, but what Meredith does say about Lisa Barlow is she goes, I'm so sick of her talking about my family. You know, I've heard a lot of rumors about her. You don't see me repeating the fact that people say she's been having affairs. Do you see me repeating that, Gen Shaw, as the cameras are around and we're in a hot tub? No. You don't see me talking about the fact that they've

had some financial situations and that they did crown funding for the tequila. Do you see me talking about that? No. You don't see me talking about their affairs, their not perfect marriage, their shady business practices. You don't see me talking about it at all I don't spread those kind of rumors so it should be really good. Will Smith did a movie that Apple is gonna bring out that a lot of people are saying is an Oscar contender called emancipation said it's really really good and you. And, you know, he is a great actor, but, doesn't matter if he gets nominated for an Oscar, he cannot go for 10 years.

That's kind of juicy. Speaking of movies, I went to the Bros premiere. I told you guys on my Patreon that I did enjoy it. I thought it was really funny. But, Billy Eichner, who is the star and writer of it, is not happy with the lack of people that went to go see it this weekend. And he went off on Twitter. And he says, it's your fault you straight people for not coming to see my show. Because it is frickin' funny. And I just went into a theater that was sold

out in LA and people were crying, laughing, and literally going out with tears in their eyes from laughter and emotion and it was so well received. And you know, what's wrong with you, your homophobes for not seeing this movie, it had a $22 million budget and it only made $4.8 million this weekend. Well, comedy is in general, don't do that well at the movie theater, but it is something you want to see. You go to see movies with people like your peers. So I do think it will do better in LA and New York, and I guess in places where people aren't, don't have it as much of an out-gay population. I guess they didn't go see it. It is a funny movie. I liked it and I'm straight

and I did get to go for free, but I think I would have paid to see it. Annie's going to see it. Chris Fenthal is going to see it. Our friend Guy is in it. I think it'll also, I think people will definitely see it once it's available on streaming. I think people just don't go to the movies that much. I mean, even the top movie is not doing that well, which is the Harry Styles movie. Like, it's not making, it's not a huge, huge hit. So anyway, there you go. Nick Cannon is now a doubt of 10.

I think he still has one more on the way. Good for him. Oh, this was juicy. I found out from a juicy scooper who follows Julia Hartz former or soon, well, it must be her ex-husband. The second ex-husband Silvio, he has a private Instagram account, but this person followed him, I guess. And he got married. He's married again and gave her a big heart diamond, which I think is weird because when he married Julia Hart, Hart is not Julia's real name. She created that name after she left her Orthodox life with her first husband. And she created the name Hart and she spelled it H-A-A-R-T.

And then he took the name, Silvio took that name. They get divorced, he finds a new wife and buys our big heart diamond. And they're married, interesting. I really wanna see what their Netflix second season is gonna be like on Orthodox life. Everyone else on Netflix is watching Jeffery Dahmer. People are getting freaked out by it.

People think that their dates are trying to kill them. Peter and I were very tired Friday night and we went out to dinner and a juicy scooper bought my meal. It was very nice, but we were both so tired. And the next day I go, God, I was just so tired, it must have been the boat. He goes, or did somebody, somebody drug us at the dinner. And I'm like, okay, that's, that's watching too much stuff for Delmer. And I think everybody is thinking they're being drugged. It's very scary. It's very weird. It's really well done. I

watched the first episode. I don't know that I want to watch anymore. I really like, I don't know that I want to see like the dismembering and I don't know. There's other things to watch, but a lot of people watch it. All right, you guys remember, Heather McDonnell.net for everything. To join Patreon, to get live tickets,

to get the streaming ticket, all of it is is Heather McDonnell.net. All right. Here we go with our interview Hello, and welcome to juicy scoop Return funny lady back. She is back Being like a cool girl and help I'm helping elevating other women. Yes, it's a supporter of women a supporter of female comedy. I am. It is Eliza.

Back with a new book, all things aside, very funny, cute cover. Thank you. Where you have a big piece of green in your teeth. It really throws people. Throw it away. Is it wrong with the color? Or do they think that you have like an inkmark or something? Yeah.

And of that, because nobody told you that. And just like you told me to fix my hair, yeah. You really walk the walk. So, okay, so this is your second book. Yes. So tell us about what this book is, the gist of this book about its essays and stuff, right? As you flip through it trying to like absorb as much as possible. Well, you didn't send it to me before. I know. And I don't know how that's specifically asked. You know what, that breaks my, did we send a PDF? This morning I was like, does Heather have a book? It doesn't matter, just tell me what it's about.

It matters to me because then you could have read a page. It's a collection of personal essays. And I wrote this, I pitched this book in COVID, but I've been, I wrote it over time. And quite frankly, it's just the kind of collection of essays I would wanna read. I was looking for myself in other books, and I found myself, look, this isn't saying other books aren't great. But I found myself constantly and I talk about in the book reading these synopsies on Amazon and for women so many things are like,

when a woman goes missing, when her sister is murdered, when an attractive woman dies, a town looks for her. And I'm like, I don't want to talk about murder. And I don't want to talk about abuse. Everybody's got their things. And I'd read some really good personal essay collection books. And I was like, that's what I'm gonna do. This isn't a memoir. This is just like life the way that I see it.

And everything from why I think everything's a scam, to algorithms, to miscarriages, to doing mushrooms, to giving yourself a break and unplugging. It's just a lot of personal, like to the first boy you ever thought you were gonna, like Mary, when you were at 16. Wait, I wanna ask you, what did you, wait, what was the first one you said not algorithms?

Everything's a scam? Yes, miscarriages, or something. Tell me about how do you feel that, tell me your attitude about everything being a scam. So basically, you know, without being a nihilist, I just think there are everything's a scam and it's just about which ones are you going to buy into. Things like public facing altruism is a scam, meaning like no matter what good deed you do because of the ubiquity of the internet, you will be faulted for not doing exactly what someone else wanted you to do. The moment they're looking at your Instagram. Yes. So you're like, I just came from this food bank. They're like, why are you drinking out

of a plastic cup? Yeah. And then it's like, do you hate sea turtles? And you're like, I love sea turtles. Oh, so cats don't matter. No, I love cats. You know what, dogs deserve to. I do love dogs. Why are you talking about dogs when trans lives matter? You're like, no, I love trans lives. Why you talking about that? Israel Palace. You can't. It's just, so the point, the point is just do your best. I think almost all clothing on the internet, I don't know when it became a thing and you're young, you might get this. Like, first of all, like all of these clothing companies

are on Instagram and they all tell things like, are softest shirt ever. I'm like, what do you mean ever? You're a year old. Like, are classic vintage. Vintage what? You get your clothes from China. And everything is when did sweatshirts become like $300. Yeah. And it's for, it's like Al Paco wool and it has some bullshit word like

piece or Paris like stitched into it. I, every time it says you're trying to mouth fashion, I'm going to hop in and talk about fashion. So everything and everything's a scam but it's all fun you know khanye had the three hundred dollar sweatshirts he modeled in the balan ciaga fashion show and this was what he was wearing it's a huge jacket with a security written on it with fifty cents on steroids

i mean it's like that's like that's like it's a huge is i don't understand it looks like 50 cent on steroids. I mean, it's like, like, best. It's so cute. I don't understand. It looks like it's going fishing. It looks like it would have to be 20 degrees out, otherwise you'd be stifling hot. Yeah, it is so many things. Have an annoying counterpoint to that. Jerry Salts, who's, I think, art critic,

senior art critic for New York Times magazine, had an interesting take on this. And it was just like, we love to shit on this kind of stuff, but people are still making art. I don't know, like, is he gonna stop being a genius but also annoying anytime soon? No. I don't know, I'm a big fan of like,

not giving things oxygen. I know that this is- Right, juicy scoop, but- Yeah. I don't know, like people, I don't send your kids to his high school. The Don to school, I just saw a video. I was not gonna say the name, but now you've given it the plug.

The dawn, oh, I've already talked about it because I think it's like fascinating. And I'm like, who's sending their kids there? All of his friends. Exactly, the people. And I'm like, imagine being like the wife or the mother who you share a child with your boyfriend. And he works for Kanye.

And he's like, we need to take our child out of this school and put them in Don De University because that's what university or John DeSchool or whatever it is John DeSchool Don DeSchool. No but so I just saw a video of the kids singing like they're mourning him and it is very scary culty. Look then I guess if you would show a bunch of kids in Catholic uniform singing like him and see I can't get into that. It is. Very scary culty. Look then I guess if you were to show a bunch of kids in Catholic uniform, uniform singing like, you know, a Christian song people would say that looks culty.

So it's like, it's, but it's like, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, Donda, and it like, and it's they're all wearing black, easy clothes with easy shoes. At least the uniforms are dope. Here's what I'll say. Here's what I'll say. So there is indoctrination that is a part of any sort of public education. That's a private education.

But kindergarten, this is like taking this, like not a fun place. Kindergarten is actually a communist concept. This idea that you take the children at the young age from the parents and you indoctrinrin them, you bring them to school. So this is like the idea of removing your children from the home and bringing them to a place where they can be not brainwashed but told certain things and taught. That is what the school is and everybody has, you know, whether it's religious or it's

social. I'm as a non-Christian person, that's not my vibe. But I can tell you, as an American, we say the Pledge of Allegiance, other nations don't do that. No, I don't think we do anymore. I feel like a lot of people do. Well, I mean, they can't do it in the school anymore.

Or do they just take out under God? Or do they keep it in? Oh, maybe, or right. I think it was that I think Texas fights very hard to do that and take us to a place where we churn butter barefoot. But in Texas, we had the Texas state song that we all sang, or you have your schools anthem. So I understand like instilling pride.

I also understand if you, I understand the desire for like-mindedness. So if you are a billionaire, your life is just gonna be different than your neighbor like 80 miles away from you So I understand him being like let me create this thing so that we can all see our reflection in ourselves That those are not the values. I would want to teach my kid. Right. I would not want to do that I would only send my kid to a some sort of prokary school if like the actual education was lit

Yeah, but as a Jewish person. I person, I don't subscribe to any sort of Christian-based anything. I have kind of changed. I always should always be like, you're very Christian. Oh my God, the homes, well, I mean, I'm Catholic, I was raised Catholic and stuff, but my views have changed with time too,

as a growing adult. My views changed the more lawyers and Jews and agents I got, the more I more, this is a guessful I got. No, what I mean, honestly, like, what kind of change is realizing like why this person who's standing at the pulpit or the preacher, why is he really a superior speaker, like compared to all the other TED talks, and that's the comic in you.

You're like, what is this guy get the mic? Yeah, I was kind of like, I don't know that this is so like inspiring and great. And but like the values of it, I still love what it was based on in the basis of just like being a good person. But like, but I used to be like, oh my God, homeschooling.

But mostly because I thought I just could never do it myself. I think it takes a certain kind of parent that's that organized to do it. But I totally do not think it's weird. I totally understand. I'm going. No, I totally see why someone would choose to do that. You don't want your kid to get shot. Yeah, I get it.

And also for the same thing, I'm just like the values. If you feel like the values don't line up, no matter where you are, this is like the right to do that. Live and let live, I am not gonna be grudge multi billionaires of wanting to create an environment where they feel seen and their kids have friends of a similar ilk.

I do get that. I understand it's all about like eat the rich, but like if you're Christian and you want your kid to have those Christian values, if you're Jewish, you want your kid to go to you, achieve it. Like, this is all about finding the community that you feel fits. And I just now that I am a mother, I never want to get involved in that like superior style of parenting.

Like does it work for you? And is your kid? Are you a good person? Then I don't care. As long as we're making good people, I don't know that that environment at first blush seems like the best environment for my child, but then again, I am not a billionaire in Calabasis wearing $800 crocs.

So everybody has their values. Right, speaking of crocs, this is a new crock. Oh my God, this is funny. It is a chicken from that rock. Yeah. What are we doing? Honestly, America, like this is why they need it. It's $345.

In my book, I actually talk about Crocs and how we create, we have too many options as consumers. Crocs has over eight shades of blue. Do you need that? Do you really need to, like it's gonna be ice blue, not glacial blue. This is why we're stupid right here. Pick up a fucking book, America.

And also you're gonna wear those once, the nugget's gonna fall off, and then they're just gonna be in the closet. That's going right in a landfill. And aliens a billion years from now will be like, what was wrong with these people? Why were their feet so weird looking? I know, I saw the crocs at, I was out with my son's shopping and I made my son try to put his size 14 foot in a hot pink crock.

And I'm like, do you imagine you've just out? I go, do you think anyone would say anything to you? Or not? Girls would love it. Or they, yeah, they wouldn't say anything. It's just like, God, you have some real confidence just to be like sporting those giant pink crocs. I think it's that it's-

He's got a size 14. I think that's what I want to make about that. It would be weird. I thought was hilarious. This photo of Mickey York, this is be weird. This I thought was hilarious. This photo of Mickey York, this is Mickey War. I thought that was Derek Zoolander. No, that's what they said. That's okay.

No people said it looks just like they walked out of the Zoolander movie. It's funny. It's what is his name? It's Mickey Rork and his stylist who looks just like Ben Stiller in Zoolander. Just a creepy, crazy, but then I was like really looking at Mickey Rourke

and like look, you can see he still has like a good chest and stuff. I know this face is like a scary mask, but like he's pretty fit for his age regardless of how he got there. He's been roared it up. Yeah, you know, I think what we're looking at here sometimes, folks is a product of having a lot of

yes men around you and living in a bubble yet and i don't think it's specific to just him but i think this is what happens when no one tells you know and there's no woman in your life oh speaking of internet stuff okay thought this was interesting

this girl is uh... Christina Hall she was married to the flipper flop guy they i mean they have flipper flop show together they got divorced he married someone else she had a baby with someone else now she's married to her third husband the second husband is now saying that they're little two year old boy Hudson can no longer be featured anywhere on her shows or on her instagram and she writes this long thing of you know i'm exhausted what it was, what I've been through.

Now this happens a lot with reality stars when they get divorced or they are divorced where they, other spouse goes, I don't want you, you, you, you, you succeeding. It has nothing to do with the kid. I don't, I don't know these people at all and I deeply don't care. But from a psychological perspective.

Yeah, that's what I'm doing it about, not about her specific. Okay, I don't know this. No, I was, I was, that whole whole concept of all of a sudden now you care. Right, and like when we were on a show together, the little kid was on it and you got to see my pregnancies and we went to go to the, you know, and now, no, I don't think it's good for my child.

On the other hand, I came across this on TikTok, which I thought was really interesting, where this girl was sharing a letter from an anonymous girl who's 16, whose family has had a very successful that she wouldn't say who she was, a very successful YouTube channel about their whole family. One of those families that make a shit ton of money, being really not particularly funny, just being like a cute family that just like whatever. Hi,, we're gonna do, you know, it's taco night. Yes, exactly. And she said, it was honestly very, it's what I've been saying where I'm like,

I'm waiting for the days when these kids that have literally, their parents have gotten one to one point two million views of their child crying that his crush doesn't like him anymore and he's like eight. And I'm like, do you think that kid's going to be happy in five years, like when he realizes? And what are you doing? Do you imagine if every time you were bad or throwing a fit, the world got to see it? I would love that. I could sell so many of these books and I can I could control, that'd be great if anybody cared.

But no, as a kid, yeah. Yeah, I think, you know, and then the other side of that is look at all of these people who capture every moment, hoping that someone will make them famous and they'll get famous. The difference is on your own volition, right? Like when you're a kid, you have no control of that.

If you're an adult and you want to act like an asshole and get famous for it, I don't have any tears for you. I don't show my daughter's face. I'm not as famous as some of these people because I think the more the internet becomes a part of our daily lives in every moment, there are these ramifications that we didn't really necessarily know about when you sent out that tweet in 2010

or you posted that picture of you in a bikini. We didn't know. We did not know, maybe some futures did that the internet would be forever. But now we know. And we know about hackers and we know about personal information. We know all the dark side of the nefarious side of it. So I think people do these things, not really thinking. I think a lot of content out there is someone just like I better do this because this is what's expected or

This is their source of income or they did one thing once This is what TikTok is based off of I did one thing once and the internet liked it So now I'm the girl that opens soda I'm the girl that opens soda cans because that's what the internet wants for me America This is why you're fucking depressed because people people, it's not, you're fulfilling. If you were the woman who squeezed silly putty and you got three billion hits, now you're the woman who squeezed a silly putty

and any of your original hopes and dreams are not realized because that's what you're doing, it's like black mirror. Yeah. And so, but what I was gonna say about this, you're like, anyway. No, no, no, but I was gonna say about what this letter from this anonymous 16 year old, she was like, I am my parents employee.

Mm-hmm. This is how my parents make their money. They're such a successful YouTube family that this is it. I'm obligated to do what they say. And I'm begging you not to do this with your kids. And if you are one of these kids, don't ever Google yourself.

Yeah. Don't read the comments. Right, don't read the comments. Know that pedophiles have your photo. That's what I'm talking about. That, and that you don't own your own life. And she's like, and I cannot wait to be 18 and to have my own life. And the thing is that in the child, in child laws,

if you were to put your child on a sitcom, and you can't take all their money you can take ten percent as a manager which i think is completely appropriate because it's a guy you're driving them and you're doing you might not be able to pursue your for sure as a counten or whatever because you really have to do that just say whatever you do yeah that's why but like this is there's no law about telling your kid no no we're doing it again.

I need you to spin around and sing Lady Gaga in a two-two right now. I need you to do that, right? And sometimes I say, I follow this one kid. And he gets a lot of accolades because, you know, he's a boy who dances and sings and is gender fluid or we don't know so everyone's loving that right but sometimes I watch these videos and I can tell this kid Doesn't want to do it doesn't want to do it. It's like You know or like the malding is like the lip syncing this off and it was like and literally sometimes The mom puts it up and it's him being like, okay enough now. Right.

Like literally the last thing he says is like enough. I just want to. And it's, you know, but they have a lot of deals. The whole family's involved. It's, I think when it's, it's, it's, it goes that deep, you know, it's probably, probably hard to see the force for the trees. I mean, I know even as a performer, like we're used

to like do it again, like, you know, like we love performing, but my husband is not a performer. Is this something funny? I'll be like, we say one more time, but I'm like, I don't used to do it again. We love performing, but my husband is not a performer and it's just something funny. I'll be like, we say it one more time, but I don't wanna do that again. That is a normal response. How many takes do you need? Cause I do it just one.

And so I think the internet will reveal itself to see how it affects our mental health and we'll see what these kids are like. But I guess the lesson at the end of the day is listening to your kids, maybe not the first time, but after like a while, if they're like, hey, this is what I am, this is what I feel, maybe listening.

Right, and I can see too, if you're a young mom that doesn't have a career in a stay at home mom and you really enjoy going on. I get that. TikTok and Instagram about, you're like, God, if I could do this and get a couple brands, because I can have views, and I can stay at home, like I get the desire.

A real, I get that. You know, do you want to schlep to a shitty office building? I understand that hanging carrot of, I could just do this from my phone. And, you know what? I don't know, maybe the, maybe the whole time the kid was saying they were fine with it, and now is a teenager as they're often too much to us.

She was like, I hate this, which does happen too. And so it's easy to sit here. I'm really big on like, let's not judge. I don't know. You don't know what goes on behind the scenes, but it seems to me that for the most part, the internet, when not used for sharing information, there is just a very dark side to it. There's like a negative, I don't know if you feel that. Like when I go on TikTok, like, it's like eating candy. I'm like, this is so delicious, I can't stop, but I always feel bad. And the whole time I'm doing it, I'm like, there's something dark happening here. And it feels like people are just, they love you and they're just like waiting to pounds. And so you have to really be in control of how you allow it to affect your

life, not reading the comments, not checking it, you know, maybe only checking it at the end of the day. And we all do it. Like I definitely doomscroll until my eyes went blurry. But I mean, I do predict that there are, you know, ambulance chaser type attorneys that are going to put alert of when some of these YouTube kids become 18 and reach out and go, would you like to see your parents? There will be a landmark case. Yes.

Because the internet is still the Wild West in terms of like a pee and using your image. I mean, the amount of, we always talk about like surveillance states and like big brother, the amount of filming of random people that goes on for your TikTok, like look at this woman. Like it's, I'm pretty sure it's illegal. And we just do it. Like look at this girl's shoes. Look what this person did.

Look what they said as a way of catching them and it has so many benefits when someone does something truly evil. But in general, you're a woman walking, someone wants to make funny, your hair or your pants and you're just on blast now. That's so fucked up. Well, there's been a couple cases where we were talking about it.

There was a YouTuber, you knew the girl. I didn't know the girl. The guy on a chicken fry from Barstool. Brianna chicken fry is a real lesson. I'm gonna be on Barstool Sports. Oh, she's on Barstool. Yes. Anyway, she did something about being in a concert and showing a video like starting to film

somebody mid-argument where this woman is like, you took my daughter's boa, they're like in a bathroom in a concert. Like, already anxious. And she's like, Karen, no I didn't, and filming it and everything. And it goes viral. And then she jokingly does another video joking and being like I really did take that girl's boa. And so then someone did something like this is so wrong like a you filmed her you weren't honest about what the argument was right now. You know having people go yeah go after that fat

Karen or whatever you know it just was so gross and I, that whole, and then there was this other guy, this guy, you just like this, like looking down, looking at his phone or something. And this other girl goes, this is the guy that I was supposed to go on a date with that flaked on me and said he had to go somewhere else or something. And so everyone goes at finds and goes after him.

And he was just a guy on the street that she just was thinking, oh, wouldn't this be a funny piece of content? It's so, some of it is seemingly real but like inauthentic because what we crave is authenticity and what people don't understand is that authenticity can be found outside of your phone. It's in real life interactions.

And that's really scary because you're putting someone on blast, you're putting their life on blast. And what people forget is the zombies whose life is the internet, the people who stand certain celebrities and stuff like the people that live in comment sections are unhinged. And they will go find that person and they will threaten to kill them.

They will find their addresses like these things are real. And I'll take it a step further. We have normalized an anger. And I hope all of your fans are hearing this. Sorry take it a step further. We have normalized an anger and I hope all of your fans are hearing this. Sorry I'm so tired. We have normalized an anger and a hatred toward women. I talk about this with the term Karen, which like yeah, there are plenty of women who are and by the way they come in all color shapes and sizes. But yeah, if you are a white woman who puts your hands on like a Wendy's Day shift manager, like fuck you forever. But you notice it's typically about women.

It's typically about capturing this Karen, this bitch, this woman, and we normalize this simmering anger toward women so that if you had their go into a store and you have an actual complaint, somebody could just film you and be like, look at this bitch, look at this Karen, even though you were right. And it validates this hatred of women that you see, manifested in our legislation in all these red states about being anti-choice in Iran. I hate to like make it super heavy, but like every time we promote something,

we're like we're shitting on a woman, you're making it okay to shit on women and you don't have to justify it. And that's what's so scary. Well, I definitely agree. This is supposed to be a fun one. No, no, but I definitely agree with that.

I definitely agree with that. I often would say, like, I'm just famous enough not to be the customer I deserve to be when I'm not happy because I'm like I'm a little bit someone see me. And so on my TikTok page, I was getting a lot of people being like worst celebrity I ever waited on. Okay, and then they tell this whole thing. And I'm like, God, you know, sometimes like, you're allowed to have a normal day.

A bad day, so I did a TikTok where I put myself away gone and sunglasses and I talked about the worst person I ever waited on and it was and I did it Like a really like like was everyone you watch as tiktok's where they keep stopping it and it's like okay Story time and it's like the boring is fucking story and you like get to it There's no thing to it. So I did it and at the end I said the worst person I waited on was Heather McDonald And I put it up and my favorite part was it did really well because I think people really thought it was like real but then all my fans

are like hilarious like I totally know what you're making fun of like but then there were so many people that were like who the fuck is Heather McDonald? Oh that's the worst! I know that feeling! And then also like God I don't think she was that bad of a customer because I make it so. Yeah. Like I I, like, I, I, the customer, the kind of a customer changed her order for she said she didn't want bread, then she goes, actually, I do want the bread,

and I'm like, as the waitress, I'm like, you know what, bitch? Then if you're trying to save a couple calories, why the fuck did you order the pasta? I'm so fucking done with this bitch. And like, because you're like, Jesus. And that case, the waiter was worse than the customer. Yeah, like, but that I'm just saying that anyone can just like, go off.

Go off and then talk about you just in public. Like, it's fucking scary to be in public. Well, it's not just that. Let's say you were famous enough that that happened and that it was a big deal. Right. Let's say our other person, this is all made up, but yeah, it's a real thing.

And I talk about this in my book. You have this choice. You can, usually up, but yeah, it's really good. And I talk about this in my book, you have this choice. You can, usually if you say nothing, it goes away. I honestly think of the, like, so in public, you're saying someone, someone change you online. Okay, that I was doing. That I was a real bitch and I'm making a video.

Okay, got it. If you can, if you have the self control as the celebrity, or as the person being accused, to if you have the self-control to just give it no oxygen and say nothing, I think of the petulant internet masses like zombies. In zombie movies, whenever they hear a human, it's like, and they like go toward it. If you just don't let them know you're breathing and that you give it no energy or light, then they move on.

And so if you can have that self-control not, because you're, you're fighting a losing battle. I've had, I remember, I just like in like Twitter arguments or whatever, somebody says something, they're punching up. It's nobody ever who, it's rarely someone more famous with more clout that like finds a lower self. You know, and, and, and, and it's just like, I want a shit on them. It's always someone who wants some of your light. Think about it that way. So some random person is like, you know what? I want her fans to make me famous because I hate that she has something I want.

So if you could just sustain and maintain and not respond, that person will, like a flame, it'll go out because there's no oxygen. Right. It really isn't exercise itself control. Like, and it's tough because like, I'll get we're brave enough as comics to speak our truth and say something funny or honest on stage. I stood there in front of a live fucking audience and they said nothing back. The joke worked,

it's over. And now you're going to come online and you're going to pick it apart later. No. You didn't have the guts to do what I did and you're doing it behind the safety of a screen name. So you don't get my attention and energy because I did the hard work. And so did you. That's what I think. And so if you can... I'm just saying, this is all worth.

We're all living in fear of these fuck, all like bots with brains. Yeah. And I just, I don't wanna do that. Yeah, so true. So true. You're like anyways, Crocs. Um, wait, okay, so I'm gonna talk about some other funnier stuff, okay? This kid, this guy, I just had to put him on just because he's the one who spoke on it. The topic was, this girl goes, um, why is it that when girls go on a hot girl weekend in Miami,

the girlfriend group always comes back hating each other? Yeah. So then he stitched it and he goes, I'm a bouncer in Miami and I'm gonna tell you why. What's your bouncer? He goes, I'm a hook up guy. He goes, if you and your girls are hot and you wanna be on a yacht and you wanna sit at live nightclub

and have free bottle service. You gotta have sex. You gotta fuck for it. No, that's how he said it. You know, next to Drake or bad buddy or whatever, he goes, I can be that person that hooks you up for this like all these free weekend perks and the reservations and all this stuff

that you don't even have to pay for. However, why these girls end up in a fight and he's like, is I have to be the one to say hey Sex with these guys this four of you can come but those two over there those two ugos that are part of your six group The two ugos and not and he goes and what happens is Nine times out of ten the girls stick up for the girls and they're like then fuck you will leave No, no, I'm sorry the black girl stick up for the black girls the white girls are like later cianc alabassas black women stand up for each other and

it went white women we don't have that meant like we don't have a i don't think okay i don't think it's a race thing i i i think it's this so then so what happens is then they go no like fine street you want to tick and everyone's like yeah he's awful we didn't want to be here anyway so then what happens why the girls fight is then a couple of the girls that were hot enough that could have experience that had the main girl not invited her cousin and the other girl that you know by these two others yeah we would have had a different weekend yeah so then they kind of start fighting or being bitchy

or being like, wow, this wasn't the weekend. I thought it was going to be, but they didn't speak up at the time and say, screw you. Or God forbid, they really did leave the others. And I just thought, that's one thing I love about TikTok. Is we always know and that's the truth. And we've either been the hot girl or the not as hot girl or the one that missed out because your friend was too nice or

whatever or I never we didn't really I was not at the time We're going to bottle servers for free or whatever it was more just could we get into the front of the line bar for sure the line just the front of the line not waiting and and I'll take it It always seemed to work out for whoever I was friends with. But I believe this is absolutely the truth. Tapping into two and women will get mad at this, but I only say things that are honest. There is, especially at that age, hopefully you're not doing this into your 40s,

but especially at that age when you are on the hunt. You are in your 20s. This is all about, and whether you realize you're doing this or not, it doesn't matter because this is what it is. You are displaying your viability, your fertility, you are looking for a mate, you are looking for something. And because of a shelf life of eggs,

you may not want to meet your husband that night or get like, hopefully, don't get pregnant that night, but because women have a societally deemed shelf life, there is this urge, like, we've got to go now, I've got to meet someone now, like, get it well again is good because society says you're worthless after a certain point. I'm not saying that's right, but that's why there's

an urgency and there's less of an allegiance. You can have your friends, men, their sperm is good forever. And so it's like, yeah, that's where you get bros before hose. That's why they came up with that before. And then they, they, they, they, they, they, they scientifically can do bros before. Yes.

And then then girls like, Changs before Dix. No, it's just not the way you're chemically wired. Now, of course, you're not gonna like ditch your friend, but the, you're out there, you're looking for cloud, you're looking for money, you're looking for a mate. And that's not that men aren't doing that, but that is scientifically like what's happening. And of course, you want a good time, but you always want to be elevated. So of course, it devolves into that.

But I think the real housewives is based off of this theory that like if you put a bunch of women together, it will devolve into chaos. Because when you get insecure women, you are constantly vying for who's the queen B. Who is at 54, the most fertile? Who is the best business woman, whether there's merit to that or not? Who is the best, rather than being confident and you're like, I'm good enough the way that I am, I don't need you to validate it. That's what's happening with that, is my for pole position.

But going back to the 20s, that is so true, because I just remember being like, you want to have a good night, you might work at a job a week that you don't love. So this is like your one night, and I remember if I didn't either, make out with a guy or give out my number. Thank you.

Or at least give out my number, I felt like it was, I was shitty night. And it was a way of makeup, of hair, of fucking calories, like I'm like yelling this. My friends made fun of me, because I would walk in. Jody would always, you know, Jody Miller, right? Yes, yes.

She'd always be like, Eliza will walk in and be like, everyone's here, everyone's ugly, we're leaving. And we'll go to like five bars. I'm like, yeah, I'm 28. I'm looking for, I don't wanna spend the night like talking to like some ego editor and like his buddy, like I wanna find someone cute.

You wanna make out with someone. The urge to make out with someone kind of subsided in my 30s, but like this shit takes work. I'm not going to a bar in my pajamas. I'm not wasting the calories. Like this, this is my life. Well, we, there was just an article that came out in, I think it was New York Magazine or one of those,

about how the nightlife in New York post COVID, these bars that you know could open till four. Certainly people would hang out and tell two. It's like dead after 10. Like people would be tired. They got tired and they got so used to like, not making the effort. It's like the same thing when you,

when you, when you're running on that thing or a get up, go to drinks, I saw this other girl go, is it weird that before COVID, like I work out in the morning, go to work. Go get drinks with someone after and then still go work the next morning and do that for like three nights in a row.

She sounds young. Yeah, but she sounds very young. But also just like you were in that vibe of like, no, I will do this. Oh, I can be social every night. She was part of the rat race and then we had this big slowdown. Right, and then you had that big break.

Everybody was like, oh my God, my couch is so comfortable. I remember. I'm so happy. Yeah. We'll comfort over K-EVs, I guess. I remember going forever ago to like Bootsie Bellos or like one of these clubs forever ago, and I was there was super casual. I've you know, I was probably in my 30s. I shouldn't have been there and I was there for like a friend's birthday and whatever and I'm looking around and all the girls are stunning

you know and they're all like 24 and they are dressed to the night. This is obviously pre-COVID dressed to the 9s and you're like LA gorgeous and it it was a little early on that, but I remember looking around and thinking like, like these girls put effort into this and the guys were hot trash. Like the guys were all like in hoodies on their phones, like zero social skills. And these girls were gorgeous, where they smart, interesting, I don't know,

but I remember thinking like this isn't fair. Of course you wanna level up and be next to something. You put in all this effort and you get, you're greeted by like what, some guy with like thin thighs and like a face tattoo, in a throwback hat like checking his, his discord like you put in this effort. Like this isn't fair.

Right. And so of course you want to go somewhere where somebody else is like at some sort of similar level. And you're not sitting next to like a shitty club promoter with like a cracked iPhone screen. And it takes a lot to be grown. It's expensive and people share women for that. And I'm like, you put in the effort. You deserve a good hunt and a reward. Well, speaking of other juicy stuff that's out there right now, trending in the internet here. Okay, this was wait, this was pretty amazing. So, do you know about the bucket bunnies? I don't. Okay, we're gonna get to the fishing scandal too,

but this was the bucket bunnies, turn, look over here. Okay, sorry. So, basically this was all over TikTok. So, they're called linemen, they're highly skilled, like blue collar kind of guys that are gonna come to Florida and help get Florida up and running again. And they get paid a lot of money

for these like stints of whatever, 30 days I assume, to help a city and distress. Okay. So they get there and all these girls in Florida, like, oh my god, my fuck contenders blowing up, look at all these girls in Florida are like, oh my god, my fucking Tinder is blowing up. Look at all these hot. Okay. Like construction guys that are like,

and then the wives of the linemen start to go and do their tiktok's where they're like, to all the bucket bunnies, they call them bucket bunnies being girls that are going after that bucket of money because right now the guys are working like, you know, 18 hour shifts over time. They have a lot of money to spend on whoever they take out.

To all the bucket bunnies wanting that storm check, these guys have families that home kids missing their dad, stay away and let them do their job. And no, I'm sorry, what is with this? This is on your husband if he cheats on you. Exactly. That is such, like, that's such dumb thinking. I'm sorry.

Like, these women aren't raping these, I don't even know what we're talking about. This is my first time reading this. But this goes back, these women aren't raping these men. These men are there to do something to do a job. So someone flirts with your husband. First of all, how do you know? Did he tell you?

Did you see it? Do you not have confidence in your marriage? That is an issue that you have to take up with your husband. That one, it's not right to sleep with a married man, but how are you not blaming the man? Why is it always easier? You know why? I'll tell you, it's always easier to blame a girl

because you feel like you're unequal footing. Right. You have to start people, to start taking responsibility and start, it makes us look ugly as women when we blame men because it's like oh it won't be such a shrew but that's how dare you this is how crazy this whole story again this is how this crazed story so right so then again people again why is your man who's in a community

relationship going on Tinder anyway yes well then this other guy who was a lagman in Florida working on stuff, somebody shares that, oh look at this hot guy that's in my, my Tinder profile, you know, whatever, swipe by. And that guy, he had to do a TikTok to say, I'm being catfished. I am a line man who's good looking, working in Florida. But that's not me.

I never went on Tinder. Someone took my face because I'm hot. Maybe. And I'm, working in Florida. But that's not me. I never went on Tinder, so I took my face because I'm hot. Maybe. And I'm saying it's not, so it's like, you're saying that with a linchpin and then people start to judge. Such a mess. And you know, everybody just,

everyone has a gripe of the same thing. And then, and then some of the line men's wives are pretty funny because this one girl goes, oh hi, to all you bunny buckets that's after. If you see a guy, it's like six, two, six, three, she's just like eating her food after. If you see a guy it's like 6263. She's like eating her food like in her carrots like has brown eyes. Talks incessantly about his two basset hounds. You can have him. Yeah you can have him. He likes his steak this way. He doesn't love coffee. Oh you need to wash his shirts actually twice and just don't rinse. He doesn't want

he has allergic skin. Like it was so funny because it was like, you could go have a, and that girl is obviously confident in her relationship to joke about it and everything. But you see what happens, men just hang back and women just devour each other. And now it looks, it was probably one girl who flirted with a guy

and maybe didn't know he was married and a guy wasn't. And I'm just, but again, it's like bad PR for women. There's a girl on TikTok that I found in one of my scrolls who like her thing is like breaking up marriages and like sleeping with married men. Is that the lowest vibration one can operate from?

Yes, like you are, you're very broken. But she would go in like some women went on and talk shit like in her comments. So she went and like found allegedly like each of the husbands. Oh, I thought it scroll, yeah. And I was just like, that's such a rotten, sad place to come from. But then all these women are like, leave my husband alone. She's like, and they wrote back.

And I'm like, my husband would never write back. Like, it's so, people are so broken. Your relationships fucked up. that girl is fucked up. Like, it's just such a low vibration. Like, can you imagine any world where your husband would write, I can't even imagine that. I remember back in the days of the horrible

Jerry Springer type talk shows when there was like seven of them on at the same time, right? And it was always women yelling on another woman being like, I got a man. Like, why is that the biggest, like, trophy? Like a really, okay. Exactly. Whoop-de-de-dee.

Because somewhere in her life, someone told her she wasn't worth anything. So she's like, I'll just grab whatever I can get. And that, I think that's why a lot of women are just in terrible relationships. You're like, I'd rather this than alone. Yeah. I mean, it's why we need to build up women's confidence It's why we cannot keep perpetuating this idea that like all women hate each other and women are always to blame and calling women bitches and carons for no reason like there are plenty of care about when women call each other like hey bitch

Like in a loving and daring way it is an appropriated term All of this, like yes, Diva, work queen, sassy bitch, hey girl, it is all appropriated from Black gay trans drag queens, taking it and when we took that language so we could sell wine tumblers. It's not something that I find comforting,

like if you call me a bitch, like them's fighting words, but I can tell the difference between someone saying it, like, in a colloquial way, but you know, right. It's not a way that I choose to speak. Right. If someone's a bitch,

it's because I don't like them, but I understand that that's something people like to say. It's just not, I don't know, it's just not a way that I choose to speak, I guess. It's just like, I will say some saying.

I just don't want to get to that. It doesn't like bother me, but for the same reasons you're saying, I don't love that it's become so part of like, you know. It's not in dear, yeah, like I don't love that it's because. It's such a casual thing. There is a kernel of anger in it. Yeah, it's the tiniest thing.

A little bit of jealous, like a little. Get your jacket bitch we're going out. Like you actually are annoyed that she's not ready yet. It's a little bit, and like you really want to get she's not ready yet it's a little bit like you really want to get going yes and it's a little bit like that like it yeah you're right about it like work bitch right so when i think of that term of course is the british song but i think of like a gay guy saying it like work bitch because

the inherent femininity has been removed because it's two men saying it so it's the same reason that drag queens can like talk about their pussies and like keeping it tight because there is no vagina. So there is actually nothing sacred about it. So it's funny, I like, oh, he's fishy or like, I know he's a slut. Male sexuality, homosexual or otherwise, is not seen as a sacred thing,

as such a sacred thing as it is with women. Right. And then it all goes back to like the Bible. And so it's, they're in lies why they can say that. But if I am like, oh my God, you're such a slut. Like you might laugh at it, but deep down you're like, no, I don't find it in powering. Yeah.

Because it isn't always on your own terms. I don't know. It's a very complex issue, but it's, I don't know. There is a, our society still views women's sexuality. Something that's very sacred and beautiful it's getting kicked in the dick is funny but getting kicked in the vagina is not funny right just isn't yeah because there's no dick there this girl said I'm a pipeline wife we dealt with row hose I guess that was when the pipelines were broken or something

no no row hose are women who fuck dudes who work on like row houses, I think, or row boats. Right, I think she's saying there was a, there was other times where the same half thing happened in other cities where we needed pipeline men. Yeah, okay. Or whatever. So she's like, I'm a pipeline wife, we dealt with row hose before TikTok. I stand with all the linemen wives as they prepare to take on the floridest bucket buddies. Blue collars, not a trend, it's a lifestyle. Look at this. There was a fucking hurricane,

and global warming is to blame perhaps, but you have united against women. We stand against these women. You've got alligator swimming in your fucking living room, but let's malign the like three girls who like flirted with your husband. Nothing brings people together like a tangible enemy and it's always women.

What is that? Support your husband great, send him a sandwich, you don't have to say like all women are horrors, I hope my I hope my six four husband can fight off these thirsty bitches. What are we saying? And also blue collar is not a trend. It's a lifestyle. What? So she wants someone wants to fuck a hot dude with the utility belt.

So this is trending. No. That's sexuality. And you want to get mad at someone for trendifying Blue Collar. Go get mad at Kanye. Go get mad at all these rich people who commodify a Blue Collar existence or doing a photo shoot like Kim Kardashian and like a 7-11 and lower income living. that's the trend is making is rich people taking poor things and making it look

exciting right so It's not women. It's not women who are probably just like you these are not billionaire women right? I mean even for not put my eyes as a nice place, but there are still blue call She's acting like Ivanka Trump is the one trying to fuck your husband no it's a woman who probably looks just like you right like get your own man got your online men with her saying uh... this was the other thing this was another big trend I guess there's like competitions of people that uh... fish yes I've heard

about this and you win by how heavy the barrel of fishes so they realize they opened up the fish and they realize that they had to put uh... weights and stuff in this fish you're messing with the pure sport that's god's fish i i don't understand how well so while you're collecting the fish

but no one's looking you're cutting it and you're putting marbles in the fish and you're sewing it up that seems like a lot of time they kept the fish and Well, no one's looking. You're cutting it and you're putting marbles in the fish. And then you're sewing it up. That seems like a lot of time. They kept the fish and they fed him extra weights, extra food, extra, they loaded it, they fed it to the, I'm just kidding, they didn't feed the fish. They just put the weights in after it was dead. Yeah, and they sewed it back up. It seems like a lot of work. Yeah. And it's supposed to be this like working man's like, you know, just you want to pull out there. It's, it's's I don't did that and I guess they get a big Financial prize, so that's why this is a bigger deal I was on Martha's vineyard for a week visiting my family who my parents live in

In Naples where this whole storm was and their houses. Okay. Thank God But they do a fish derby and it's's like a whole thing, like pundit square where you gotta catch this type of fish. It's got, and at the end, they weigh it, and they give all the food, all the fish every night to I think like homes for the elderly. And at the end, somebody wins a boat, but it's like a very big deal.

And these fishermen are like salt to the earth. Like this is, this one looks like more for sport, but like these guys were right out of central casting. Like, waiters, big beards. Yeah. And it was just very cool and really hard to look at a dead fish in the eye. I know that's the most American thing ever,

but that was very hard. I wanna know the girls that are out to fuck the fisherman next. What are they doing? Yeah, the fish wives. They're called the fish wives. How do you feel about Kelly Ripa? Are you oftentimes a guest on her show

so you don't wanna say anything? I've never been on her show. Okay, but I like I like how pretty she is. I think she's fine I think she's good at what she does. Yeah, she wrote a book And then of course this isn't her fault that page six wrote about this part of her book But page six wrote I wish paid six right about my book get right about how they will Kelly ripper truly did not hold back when asked where she and her husband Mark Consuelo have sex over the years. Oh, because Andy co that she went on Andy Cohen show and Andy asked since they're good friends. And so you know all

we have sex all the time and she does talk a lot about having sex all the time. Okay. I mean her husband's super hot so more power. So anyway, I was both really hot. I was like bitchy this weekend, so I wrote. I wrote nothing worse than 50 year old couples bragging about how much they bone. By the way, I've been married 22 years and let me tell you, we a dot dot. Oh, oh, oh, I would be like, let me tell you, remember 22 years, I can't wait to have sex.

I'm still holding on to it. I listen. Yes, you are okay with writing that? Yeah, why not? I don't know. Do you think it was rude? It's not rude, I just think it is. Oh, a lot of people told me I was being rude.

I'm a thirsty bitch, I was being rude. I just am like kindness. I am like it bother. It I am annoyed when people talk about how much they bone and unloyalty are rich. I think it annoys you. I think it annoys you. I'm gonna take a stab at this. I think it annoys you. I think it annoys you. I'm gonna take a stab at this.

I think it annoys you because you're like, the reality is you think they're lying. Because you don't, I'm not judging this. I don't necessarily think they're lying. I think there are couples that really do bone a lot. If that's her reality. But I think I think it's just kind of a, like a tacky thing to brag about.

Like I think it's just kind of tacky. Like, you have kids, we get it. And I think it's one of her go-tos, you know? And I get it, you're on TV every day. You gotta talk about your home life. And if that's what gets the response and you really did fuck the night before, you might wanna tell a story of, oh my God,

then finally the kids were out and he was getting me from behind and then the doorbell rang. And, you know, like like those are the kind of stories that people tell. So we just stayed like that and opened it. Yeah. And so I'm just like, I don't know. I wonder if I wonder if it's not her fault though.

I mean, they are still happily married. Is it an age thing that triggers you? Because I wonder if she was like 25. No, it bothered me when Haley Bieber did it too. Okay, fair. She was like, I like to have sex at night, Justin and I do doggy style. I'm like, oh my god, you just got married.

Why do we have to know that about her? And also, it's supposed to be like kind of like, really religious? Yeah, like kind of Christian. Like I don't know. I don't know. I get maybe you felt comfortable and you said it, but I mean, I'm like, I would say,

I would, if Haley was my friend, I'd be like, look, it's out there, it's fine. But I think going forward, you don't have to share about your sex life anymore. The flavor of Lou. Yeah, I don't think you have to. I think you're a love it. If, you know, it's interesting because I'm not

the most sexually woke person. I know that I've had sex once, because I have the baby to prove it. Okay, good. It's not something that I choose to talk about, but I also wonder if there is a stigma around women, and I'm not saying this is you or your fault, I just wonder about the comfort of sexuality.

And if every time a woman does this, it's that much more okay, that a woman sexually expresses herself because we do cringe at it. And it is tacky if her husband went out and was like, we fuck all the time, it would be like he was dishonoring her. And so I don't, I can't separate

if it's a woman saying it that bothers people or if the age thing or if it's just gross to think about people having sex. I saw this article. Here's how these celebrity kids feel about nepotism baby label. Have you heard of the nepo babies? How people refer to people who are in entertainment

who's parents are like this close to eating the rich folks. People are like licking their chops. They're just coming for anybody. I mean, look, the whole argument for this type of thing, because you'll see TikTok videos, like here are the top, it's always some like half a week, like limp fish girl, like here are the top 10 celebrities who have kids

who actually are famous. Okay, and then they just go through it. You can be, the whole argument is, it's not easy, and all they're saying is like, acknowledge your privilege. And I think these kids do.

There are kids that think, like, oh, do the obo myself, like the Kardashians, like I built it myself, it's like, no, that was like a team of of VCs like a team of old white men, but okay Okay, so somebody's like so you worked really hard at acting and you didn't have to pay rent Yeah, and you're talented like okay, and what I think I think when you read the comments What's your succino some comments? It's a mixture of both for sure

I mean, it's like what's to be what he's supposed to do? What do you want to do like that's the home i was raised in also i promise you plenty of kids with a lot of money feel very empty inside so yeah you can leave that to light your fire to keep you warm at night there are i mean look it happens if you if you're a mom's an actress and your dad's a director and you grew up on movie sets and hearing them talk you're probably going to and you're gonna have some probably natural ability to be a good actor and be creative just like if you grew up on movie sets and hearing them talk, you're probably going to, and you're gonna have some probably natural ability to be a good actor and be creative. Just like if you grew up at a home of roofers,

you're gonna know what these tools mean. What these bucket bunnies are after. Yeah, it is, exactly. I think there are plenty of celebrity kids too that like, kind of can't find their, I don't need to go into names, but like aren't attractive or can't find their lane or do try, you find it out later,

they have a different name. You still have to put in the work. And I think people try to take it away from people, however they can, like, oh, they went to college. Well, their college was paid for. It's like, okay, like I'm sorry that I didn't grow up like begging for money, like my journey and my work is still just as valid and no one saying that you had

it easier or anything, that Buddhism exists and people are just salty that they didn't have rich parents. I would love to have had rich parents. No, I remember somebody saying, like, you know, well, I'm at a level where we go to get the nicest sweet on a vacation, someone saying that. And, you know, but am I going to suffer as an adult and stay at the days in? Right. So that my kid has the same days experience as I did?

No. Because you deserve better. Yeah. So I'm going to. Yeah. So I'm going to. If I fly first class, they're not sitting first class unless it's like a baby. There's like, so everybody.

We do that all the time. We leave the kids in coach. For sure. And then if there's an, you know, like, I don't don't know that they they I don't think they have been in first class If it works out that I have enough points and Peter does some magic and we can all fly back on first fine But like no I have no problem with like and then I go down and I like give them a cookie It's these look everybody you're gonna Here's a bag. I ate some of these almonds. Here, here's half my fish.

Yeah, I do. I give like half the thing. I also think, you know, the other side of that is, if you have everything in the world, and your parents do provide this, and you still suck, I think that hurts even more. Like yes, money makes everything, you can drier. Tears with $100 bills, but I think there's a harsher lens.

People used to look at kids who are nepotism babies if they do suck. I think people are extra harsh on them versus like you're just a kid whose parents were welders and you suck at acting. I think that it's a double-edged sword. So. Well, like I grew up, I didn't never,

if people had trust funds in college that I knew I did not really understand what a trust fund was until I was in my mid-20s, and I was doing groundlings, and there was this girl that was from the East Coast and she was doing it, and she's like, okay, well, and we're gonna write a sketch together. I'm like, well, can you meet just like any time? I'm like, when do you work?

And she's like, I don't, I have a trust fund. And that was the first time I was like, how does that even work? And she's like, I don't, I have a trust fund. And that was the first time I was like, how does that even work? And she's like, where do I get one? Yeah, she was like, oh, I get this much a month, which is enough for my apartment and my acting classes and to, you know, and she didn't live a super lavish. She wasn't like, you know, my parents exploited indigenous people

and we got all the minerals out of the land. And now I don't have to work. Yeah, I don't think it was that. No, I think it was one of those things where like more and more, there might, I read something that more and more, there are going to be people like that that that that not necessarily aren't super, super rich, but they are like third generation and their parents did handle their money correct. So there is this you two families. Yeah, there is this option of like well you know you can draw

whatever 10,000 a month from this account and if you want to work great but if you want to live that way you know and I think some kids take that money and make it grow and other kids they don't they don't work they and they live around rich people and they have a very easy life and they still can't get a girlfriend and everything. But they're not happy because they have nothing that's... Or they own them. And they're just like, this is great.

I think we like to think, and I even said this before, like, that deep down they're unhappy. I think as humans, you always want a purpose. And your purpose might be philanthropy and it might be great. You might throw fun razors and you're great at connecting people and you're okay with that, you know, I don't know if you watch industry. It's really interesting. I've watched it a little bit. Yeah. The Persian British girl has like tons of money and she's like okay with it and then we find out she's not. But I think it makes people who don't have it feel better to know like maybe that kid hates themselves. But plenty of them don't live in a different world and at the end of

the day like okay, so these kids, their parents were celebrities and live in a different world. And at the end of the day, like, okay, so these kids, their parents were celebrities and they had a better shot. That's the fucking way of the world. There's this endless mission with Gen Z and TikTok to call this out and correct it. It's not gonna happen. Everybody has something that someone else wants in some way or another.

And you can spend your life really against it or you can just try to do what you have with what you have. Yeah. And this isn't like bootstrapped like pull yourself up like who cares if you were born poor but like thank God you live in America where at least you have a better chance of making something yourself. I totally agree. I'm really I'm not saying it's perfect I'm saying you got a people there's a reason people come here. Yeah and I'm not saying we're not flawed and we're not super broken and we don't have our own Horrible brand of homegrown racism and anti-Semitism. I mean, I am Always been very pro-American. I still am and I still love my country and yeah, there's false about it

And it's like yeah, it became this weird thing where you couldn't even I remember one time my sister's son We came out in a tennis outfit and he was wearing like red shorts and a white top or blue sleeve and his dad goes, oh red white blue, all right, let's do it, you know. And then he went to his mom and he was like, should I not wear this? Am I, are people going to like make fun of the, like, it is an ugly color combination combination. As a rule, you don't tend to do it unless you're a Ralph Lauren. But that is great. But that made it sad. Why is that like, who cares? Because the younger generation, you're never more liberal than you are when you're younger. And you go to college and you take some philosophy

or whatever. And then you start paying taxes and and you start really getting a lay of the land. I believe in fixing these broken systems, and I believe all of the things, all of these very liberal causes. I'm a liberal person, but, you know, you might have a dad who's not the greatest, but you still love your dad. And that's how I feel about America. Like, this is the country we got.

I'm embarrassed at times. It is broken at times, but we are the people you call when something goes wrong. And this is still a great country, even though it is like battered and bleeding at the moment. I'm gonna take us out with, and I'm proud to be an American, but at least by my own.

Sometimes I am. At least I know I'm free. Yeah. I know too free. Some people gotta relax free. Yeah. I know too free. Some people got to relax with that one. Like you got to. And then gladly stand up and take off my mask. Girl, tell everybody where, when the book comes out,

where they can get it. I think you can get it. Everywhere. I did you know audio version? I did an audio version, but this book, all things aside, I always say please buy it from smaller retailers Versus just Amazon, but it's at Eliza comm slash book. It comes out October 11th. Although if you pre-order it It's better for me the same day as my sixth Netflix special hot forever

Which comes out and I'm very proud of it. Where did you record that shot in. And I'm really excited about my pants and my hair and of course the material. Good. But that's not the same thing. Why did you choose Cleveland? It's a really boring story. It has to do. I mean, you all as a comic, you'll appreciate it, you know, you tore all year and you do your A-Markets.

And by the time the production is ready to go, you have to look at what A-Markets are left. Okay. And I wanted to pick a city that felt like it had some diversity to it and just in terms of just whatever. And so we picked Cleveland because it was one of the few A markets. When we say A markets, not about your city being good or bad, it's just about population.

Right, the bigger cities. The types of places you play and we'd always say good tickets sales there. So we went with Cleveland and the crowd was great. Yeah. And it's my sixth special. And it's hot forever, baby. I love it. Congrats on everything. Thanks for having me, Heather. Congrats on the baby. Oh, thank you. Thank you. She has so many teeth. And like I said, she now, she is almost nine months. And she has a grown man's head of hair and like full tusks. Like she has so many teeth.

She's ready to go. She's up and running. I love it. Full grown German Shepherd. and like full tusks. Like she has so many teeth. She's ready to go. She's up and running. I love it. Full grown German Shepherd.