Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Celebrity Satanists, Crypto Deaths, White Lotus with Justin Martindale

Episode Date: December 1, 2022

Balenciaga’s top designers' Instagrams have been revealed, and they are terrifying. I know what Kim K needs to do to save herself. Then Justin joins! Would you ever try to steal from Costco? Gaslighting hit an all-time high. Will Smith makes excuses. Jlo may have gone too far. How were the meth monks caught? The third Crypto Billionaire has mysteriously died in the past week. Katherine Heigl wants to come back. Ghislaine Maxwell may start a podcast with Julie Chrisley, how to survive a Carnival Cruise when you fall overboard. White Lotus 2 is so juicy, and we get into it. Get extra juice on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/juicyscoop https://heathermcdonald.net/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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To the number one tabloid real life hard cat Listen in, listen up. Woo, woo, and a McDonald. Juicy scoop. Hello and welcome to Juicy scoop. Oh my gosh, what a crazy last couple of days I've had. I have a great show for you today. I've got Justin Martin Dale coming in a little bit,

but I wanted to cover more of what I have discovered about the Balenciaga fallout. Thank you for all the great response that I got from Tuesday's show with Lala Kent. If you've not seen that, we talk about it. A lot of people are coming back and still saying why is mainstream media not talking about this? My sister just watched all of E news last night. Not a mention of it. As you know, I'm a big TikTok person and TikTok knows what I'm into,

so they're sending me a lot of creators that are going deep dive on this and they are discovering so much. And I want to share with you it because I believe it should be discussed and you can make up your own conclusions of what you think it is. I think it's extremely interesting and I think it's extremely interesting how everything has gone down. So let me catch you up. So, Kim and Kanye announced yesterday on TMZ that their divorce is finally settled and that they will have joint custody but she will have the kids the majority of the time and if one if they can't decide on something or one person doesn't make it to mediation she will have the right to make that decision by herself.

She is also entitled to $200,000 a month of child support from Kanye which will be wired into her account and they share expenses of private school. So hopefully they're off to a better start. Because when I look back on their relationship and how it relates to fashion, I think what really is going on here is that I believe Kim, who is getting a lot of backlash

for the way she is responding to the, her relationship with Valenciaga. She made a statement and she said uh... i'm going to reevaluate my relationship with them they said they're they don't know how this happened it'll never happen again but what we've discovered is that this really has kind of been a big part of the lenseaga for quite a while now a few years now and not until

this tweet which makes me also wonder, this tweet that originally brought up the fact that this ad with these kids with the bondage teddy bears, and then, of course, the ad with the purse on top of the Supreme Court case with the argument of why they don't want to call it child corn anymore. I guess we have to say that otherwise you won't be able to see this video. But being that anything with children that might be considered dangerous to them should be

also considered art if it's a photo. So the fact that that was put out there for a reason, and I believe it was a reason, and everybody that I've talked to said that it comes from the very top of the designers to say what they want and add to look like. It's not the set desires fault, it's not the production person, it's not the agency that hired the photographers fault. But that is who Balenciaga is suing, which I believe is ways to get the heat off of them. They were doing this for so long and no one with any kind of voice put two and two and

four and eight together to realize that this is a company that wants to show satanic worship and child endangerment in their ads. If it's, even if it's secretly displayed in a corner in like a black hoodie, which some of you guys didn't understand what that was, but that's like the black hoodie of the art and everything that happens in satanic worship. Or if it's, you know, it's just hidden in different images. You all, many, not you all, many, many people bought it,

many people liked it, many people thought they were part of high art, and I believe one of those people was Kim Kardashian. So this came up yesterday, this is a TikToker. Now these TikTokers, they only have 540 likes, okay? Because this isn't mainstream, okay? And TikTok knows that I'm interested, so they're sending me these great young TikTokers.

Life is good, 2.0222, 4, is this girl? And a lot of people are comparing the fact that the art from the book of the author that was featured in the ad with a purse on the Supreme Court papers, arguing that these type of things should be considered freedom of speech and their four should be allowed children in danger visually, okay? Is the fact that it's the covered face, the completely black covered face. As you recall,

Kim wore that to the Met Gala. It was Balenciaga. She wore it out. There's a photo of her carrying one of her children in it with three other children in black behind her. North has worn a complete mask. I'm, you know, her face is covered, but we know it's North. And they all went to the fashion show with their mom and dad. They were all part of it. They all have a business relations with it allegedly. Belonciaga owns 20% of skims.

So I understand she has a lot involvement with skims, but I also think the freedom of being super wealthy to the point that you own a plane, which by the way, once you own a plane, that's a huge tax ride offoff that's why people own planes even though someone would go doesn't make more sense just a chart of the plane every time no it doesn't that's why people own planes anyway you would think someone with that kind of wealth could go uh... i'm get me out of this contract i don't care

uh... there's got to be a moral clause in there and I think morally Balenciaga doesn't line up with my morals, get me out. She's trying to figure it out. She is a team of people, team lawyers, team of PR person. In the meantime, let me show a 10 slide of my house and my interior and you guys can see how I haven't hung up anything up in 10 years. It's weird. I thought it was weird. People loved it. I saw her trees outside of her bathroom. I thought that was pretty.

There's some cool things she's trying to distract us. Also the TikTokers realized I saw a video that she lost a lot of followers. She's still at 350 million or whatever. And they showed a video of all the people that have just started to follow her and they had appeared to be robots or bought people with no history or bios. Interesting. All of this is what I see on TikTok. It's all a legend.

It's all a rumor. It's all my opinion as Heather McDonald with one other person working with me, Annie. So if something I'm saying is not 100% right, I'm not saying it's 100% right. I'm saying what I did last night and it was going on TikTok and reading a bunch of shit. So I think what Kim needs to say is when you see a photo of her with the head, we talked about it on the show. I was like, I think it's fucking weird. I think it's ugly, but hey, I guess you don't have to do your makeup. I guess it gets people talking. What I think she should do is to say, do a video to the camera, put it out there, and go,

listen, I never studied this stuff in school. I, you know, was into fashion. I worked at a fashion store. When I was 18 years old, I used to wear, you know, tight dresses. I got with Kanye. He introduced me to Anna Winter and all these other people. And I got into this higher echelon

where we're hanging out with Karl LaGrafel and all these people in Europe. And having my wedding here, I'm in this world of high European, high fashion. And that's what I thought this was. And when they brought me this stuff, I thought, okay, it's chic, it's different, it's making a splash, not everybody's done it.

I did not realize there was a correlation between this look and satanic worship in which children were in the art or whatever. We want to call it, they want to call it art, but in which children were a part of satanic worship, okay? And therefore, I don't agree with it. Now that it's all been put together, I'm not going to be a part of it. And, but a lot of people didn't,

maybe there was a TikTok with 50 views, where when she was wearing this, they were like, what the fuck you're into satanic worship? I did not. E-News didn't. Nobody else did. Me just talking about this. I've been accused of like what has gone on with Heather.

Why is this is just, there's an article, which I have not read yet, but I just saw the headline. How, how high fashion and QAnon come together? They're trying to say that anybody that is upset about this is part of QAnon, which we know there is no Q. We know that was a dark part of QAnon, which we know there is no Q. We know that was a heart, a dark part of an underworld of society in which a lot of people got sucked in. One part of that was people trying to expose pedophilia around the world and pedophilia rings as well

as satanic worship. So this is now why people are like, wait a minute, and they're looking at everything, and they're looking at ads, and they're looking at things, and they're looking at images that are coming all over and realizing that this is like a darkness that we don't want to be a part of, and we want to bring to light, that this isn't cool, because children who do not have a say

and that are innocent are being dragged into it. Other people are saying, but Heather, you showed just like a daily mail, you showed the ad of the two little kids who are Balenciaga employees, children's holding the SNM bears. That ad, I don't believe those children were hurt in the creation of that photo shoot. I don't. And again, I don't even know that their parents

were totally aware of it. It's like, oh, other people, I thought it was a bear that looked like, I'm like, oh, I could make one of those bears from Target, I could run my car of it, I could put some like lingerie on it and like make fun of it the first time I saw it, I was like, what's going on? Now we all see the symbolism and how deep it goes. So that's what I think she should say to save herself.

Okay, now there's this other designer that's a big part of this. Her name's Loda Volkova, okay? And she had her own Instagram, all this has been taken down, all this has been made private. And she has a photo of a girl in the red latex. Remember, Balanciaga was all into that latex. Remember when Kim Kardashian was in a brown latex

at Shilka Ksu, she was the camel from the cigarette ad, okay? That is cheap shit, it's hideous, it's gross, along with spandex, where the shoe matches. That's all cheap ugly shit. And I was like, what is, what is with orthopedic shoes? What's with a sweatshirt that you pay $1,100 for? I was constant like, this Kanye shit's ugly. The emperor has no shoes.

When are people gonna wake up? No shoes. The emperor has no clothes. What are people gonna be real? This just is fucking ugly. No shoes. When are people going to wake up? No shoes. The emperor has no clothes. What are people to be real? This just is fucking ugly. So be grateful that going into 2023, maybe you won't be, now that you're so disgusting, maybe you will also look and go, I don't want an ugly thing.

That goes for ugly prairie dressers. I don't want ugly clothes that are on flattering to me that are overpriced. I don't. So let's invest in some better quality and some better designers. These people are into sick shit, okay? Nicole Kidman, silent. She's a big part of the ad. She was part of the that whole office look was supposed to be her. She has said nothing. Celine Dion, do you remember when she did a collab with them about babies? And the

commercial was very creepy. And people thought I was creepy, but didn't make a big splash? Did NBC talk about it? No. But it was creepy. I just saw the ad last night. She's like, they are not to our children. They're all of our children. Well, now that's a creepy fucking thing to say. Why is someone's child, someone's child's not my child to do with what I want with it? That ad is creepy. The clothes are creepy. Here's a baby onesie with a little hoodie with devil ears,

okay, to put on your baby. These are expensive baby clothes. The new order says one, a big A on another, an illuminati eye. These are all some of the items that like no one even looked at, little kids with like weird zebra heads on that look like they're part of like eyes wide shut. This weird cross thing, which is like a strange looking cross.

All of this you guys is on my YouTube. Please subscribe because I know I'm showing a lot of photos. So if you want to go back, so there's these three guys. Two guys in this girl that were part, were they're all creative directors for Blenciaga. And their images are crazy. Like very scary images. I'm showing them here. This is another image from Loda where a child looks terrified with like a scary mask scary person The it's like a baby terrified face

Another one is a statue of a little child holding up a skull With symbols around it one of them being 69 and a bunch of other weird shit. This is all from Lotus. Another one is a little child with what looks to be the devil, pulling its ears and licking its face and it's trapped. The child is trapped and distressed.

Again, this is from Albin, lower score Adam, his Instagram is now private. He was one of the designers of Blenciaga. This is stuff that he put out on his Instagram that people didn't, maybe you did, and you just weren't, didn't have a good enough reach, but now we all know. So they were putting this information out

and they were trying to get their messages across. I also heard that with satanic worship, they don't believe in karma. Here's the deal, like this is this is distressing and I believe these people will putting out these symbols all along because what I have studied and I don't know if this is true, but when you are part of satanic worship And you you don't really believe in karma and the fact that if you put it out there You don't keep it a secret and you you wink to all the other people that are part of it that Therefore, it's like we didn't make it a secret the other thought of what is what why did Balenciaga do this?

Why would they tell on themselves? Are they trying to get this message out so that we are desensitized to it, so that children are indoctrinated into it, that we start to think this stuff is more normal. So if we are approached by true evil, we will accept it. I don't know. Or was it that someone at the top knew that this was going on and wanted this to explode, and they were the ones that put this all out there hoping that this would happen. I disagree because they've been doing it for a while and it just took this one person

to put it out there on Twitter which I said like I don't know if this would have been put out three months ago on Twitter would we have known about it? I don't know but that is what started everybody talking. It's another horrible image of a girl about nine in clothes, but bondaged around her body. I also want to say, it reminds me of all the astroworld symbolism. When astroworld happened, there was a lot of symbolism in that concert that people felt aligned with satanic worship and then of course a horrible tragedy

there. Very strange. So it's really all coming together and whether this is a conscious effort of people that are really involved in this or if they join companies and businesses and are influenced by these people thinking that this is high art or whatever. It's a discussion that we're allowed to have here at Juicy Scoot, maybe not on every news station, but on mine, I'm talking about it. And I appreciate the comments, and I appreciate people that, like I saw Julia Fox, who's very popular in TikTok,

and I think she's bright, and she's like, you know, what about the church? What about all the pedophiles and all that in church? Yeah, there's a ton of pedophiles in church like i said at trailer parks in middle america in a nice home in florida it it's everywhere uh... but i think there's two different things that are happening here because won't this is i think this is more about

my personal opinion more about the satanic worship and i I think people, that is one thing that's, cause there's corruption in religion and church, but in Judaism and Catholicism and Christianity and Islam, it's about being a good person and doing good onto others. And that is not what is the principles of satanic double worship. And I think that's the difference, and that's why people are like, why is this coming out

in ads and why is this in clothing that is all over Nordstroms and everywhere else? And Selma Hayek's billionaire husband owns Balenciaga, the company that owns Bal Balenciaga and how far it goes to all these different things now Are all these people getting in the same room and going? I'm really excited for the Tuesday before Thanksgiving We're gonna have this person send out a tweet and all the shit's gonna. No, I don't think it was all planned And I think this is all trying to cover it up. Balenciaga wrote another statement Again shifting the the blame on themselves. So they clearly do want to keep their company going.

They clearly do want to keep having you buy their stuff. I'm happy to say, I've never liked the look. Hello and welcome to Juicey Scoop. I have one of our favorites, Justin Martin Dale. Did you just get the highlights touched up for the holiday season? I don't have highlights. What are you talking about? Oh my god, they look so... You like them?

The sun kissed you several times. Multiple times. Around the crowd. Mm-hmm. And it looks amazing. Thank you. Hair is looking so cute. To plant it salon and L, my hair dress.

You're gonna look so good for my holiday party which is around the corner. Mm-hmm. Less than a week away everyone. All right let's get into it. This you know how I love a Costco. You love a Costco. And the Costco jewelry so I was there the other day and I've gotten a pair of earrings from them and a necklace and this gold necklace. I've gotten three items from the fancy section. I've been there. And they have like real jewelry. So I went and showed Drake some earrings that I want.

For Christmas? For Christmas. But I'm also like, they're very distinct. And I think they're quality, I know they're quality diamonds, but I'm also like, everyone will know also because I talk about it, that there's these Costco earrings. So I'm like, maybe I don't want to go to them. But then I realize it. Then this woman said, oh no, I worked in jewelry.

That's an excellent deal. And this is top quality diamonds. And to get earrings like that for that price, you should get them. It's Kirkland diamonds. It's Kirkland diamonds. It's Kirkland diamonds. So this woman went and when to see this stuff, you have to have the guy open it up or grow and you try it on or whatever.

And then if you say they want it, they put it back, they lock it, you think you would think, just like if you were by air buds, right? And then you go and you pick it up at this other place after you purchase it with your receipt. So what this girl did was she tried it on and everything and then she was like, oh my gosh yeah I love it. Thanks.

Oh okay well let me think about it. I'm not really sure if I want to. And then she kept the $28,000 ring, like had planned it out and gave a replica ring to the guy. And then he put it back in the thing and then she took off and they, I don't know if they, they must have, I think they found her because obviously there's cameras everywhere

but their ring has yet to be found. Sorcist. Whoa, that's insane. I know, and now I'm done. I know, but like genius. I was like, I also feel like now every, like those people are being retarded. Like that was a big Costco meeting

that after the story broke. That's like one of those like, follow the ball, follow the ball. Like what hand is it in? Okay, that's gonna, yeah, that's like a magician. The magician step. Because there's stuff that's like $500 like this necklace, but there is stuff as high as like $48,000

in those things that are real engagement rings. And so she's there on the look for her, right? No, they found her, but they don't at this time the ring maybe she already sold it and doesn't have it. She swallowed it. I also think you're gonna do a switcheroo kind of unless you're going to do a smashing grab grab in which and do it in LA that old pastime and then you cover your face with a 2020 mask at a hoodie chances are if you're just showing up like a cute girl looking for a ring at a Costco you're going to be caught. I want to know like How long how what was the time frame, like,

when they realized that they got the wrong ring? Yes, I don't know. Like, how would they know? Was it like, wait a minute, there she goes, you know, or was it like, okay, they put it back in the case, don't even know. Yeah, because it was gonna go around and then have someone be like, wait a minute,

this ring looks a little different. Yeah, that's a good one. I bet she swallowed it. She's gonna be checking toilet to remember that book there was a children's book and it was like there was no lady who had a doubt who ate a fly who swallowed the thing who ate the thing yeah yeah what happened to her weird like what a weird story like why are we reading a book about

like a woman that like obviously has an eating disorder and like Every childhood story flies have a lot of calories Even like that book are you my mother is a weird are you my mom? Yeah, everybody has a mom Which is kind of sad. It's not sad that they don't have a mom people have Two dads one dad, whatever. But like, just be like, are you my mother? And the bird is like asking a tractor if it's it's mother.

And they're like, how do you, how do you burn? The tractor's not your mother. It's weird. It's just weird. Hope people are, I'm glad. I've got celebrities are writing new books for children. Yeah, well, that's good because this is the new topic because now celebrities can gaslight their children.

I love this because gaslighting is the most overused word. It is. But it's also kind of great. So it was a great way to go. Gaslighting is the webster's word of 2022. It went up 1,740% more people looking it up and what the fuck is this? Why do I hear it on every podcast I listen to? Because gaslighting is now the new literally.

Oh. That's what I'm thinking. Wow. Because everything last year was like, I'm literally doing this. Literally, literally, literally. Now it's gaslighting, that's gaslighting. And I feel like literally had like a decade time. Yeah, yeah.

You're right. Gas lighting is everywhere. You could go to like a fast food restaurant. They're like, your order's ready. I'm sorry, you're gas lighting me, it's not ready. Well, I also think it's overused in that like, you can just anytime you're in an argument. And the way people argue is when I'd be like,

no, you were trying to make me feel bad just about the fact that I chose a restaurant that you didn't like. And then you'd be like, that's not true. And then you were like, that's not true. And so if you say, that's not true because that wasn't your net, then I say stop trying to gaslight me. That is true. Exactly. That's true in my brain, but that doesn't mean that wasn't true in your net.

So anytime. I have had that specific conversation. And did the word gaslighting come up? Absolutely. It was, yeah, last or this February, it was like a huge argument. And it's like, you're gaslighting me. And I'm like, I'm'm not I'm telling you the truth

And your truth is real My But like you're I think there's a difference in like the way it came about was this movie where this guy was really Trying to make his wife crazy and I do think really I think the best example is when you're with someone Really, I think the best example is when you're with someone who is being deceitful, cheating on you, whatever. You're seeing evidence, he's wearing cologne, he's working out for a marathon, he's not hanging out with you. He's going to his bathroom on the phone, what you never did before and all this stuff. And you're like, what the fuck is going on? Are you seeing someone, he's like, what's wrong with you?

Why are you crazy? And in that case, that's gaslighting. You have four phones. What's wrong? Yes, exactly. Because he knows he, instead of being truthful, because he's, he knows he's lying to you. He's saying, you're crazy.

You're seeing things you aren't seeing. That's gaslighting. And narcissists love the word gaslighting because it doesn't make them look like narcissists no i'm thinking about other people you're just wrong in gaslighting yes i know you're insane yes so the other thing i want to say sure i heard this and i i don't have a photo for what it doesn't matter is um... you see will smith didn't interview with Trevinoa.

Oh, yes, I did see that. I saw a clip. And one, the little bit that I saw and read was that he said, another thing that I hate, that it's my new thing that I hate. When someone does something wrong, and they do something shitty to someone else, like say something super evil or spread a rumor or wanna ruin your life or slap you

while you're presenting an award. Sure. You say, you know, I feel terrible about it, but I was going through a bunch of stuff, this is what he said, I was going through a bunch of things and which he doesn't tell us what he's going through. Like tell us the fucking fight. tell us what you who jada fuck which friend of your sons did jada bone again and you realize it in the car ride to the

Oscars tell us what it was give us the entanglements yes give it to us he then talks about and I it you know reminding me when then when he said a mean thing about my wife's hair. It reminded me of when my dad would abuse my mother and I had to witness it when I was nine years old and I kind of snapped. And he ends his speech on. This is the new thing I hate because it's obviously Will Smith is a housewife fan because he said hurt people hurt people So hurt people I have been hurt so therefore I have to And that's why is that not who hasn't been hurt in life? That's not a saying that is not a live laugh love like

Like what I'm hearing a lot. It's the new. Her people hurt people. Yes. We'll stop hurting people hurt people. So, especially on like into housewise fights and stuff, when they get to that reunion moment and they've had a month and a half of social media people being like, you're a fucking bitch for doing that to so and so then you're

like hold on hold on. My dad used to tell me to be quiet when I tried to talk at the dinner table. The nerve. I was bullied in seventh grade. Get in line. I had a horrible ex-husband and I've been hurt. Hurt people, hurt people. I'm sorry. I don't know why I did it.

And I'm sorry that you felt that way. I'm sorry that I hurt people, hurt people, hurt people. It reminds me of that scene in Mean Girls, where she says, I'm sorry, I called you, wait, I didn't call you fat because you're a bitch, you're a bitch. Wait, I can't remember it, but it was like Do you know what I'm talking about? It's like yeah look she's gonna look it up Yeah, look at it. It's one of my favorite things, but that's it's like I'm you're

You're I hate you because you're better something What but then you could say like hurt people hurt people wow now you're gaslighting me. Oh my god. It's like, what? But then you could say like hurt people, hurt people. Wow, now you're gaslighting me. Oh my god, it's just too much. Too much. Whoever, whatever, I don't know if you saw that on a Bravo reunion when he was away in India finding his soul. I don't know what a monk is there.

Also watching Bravo and told him he could say this or what PR person is saying, but the hurt people hurt people. I've been hearing it a lot. It's so dumb. It's so dumb. And a lot of celebrities do it. And they sometimes they're like, okay, wait a minute.

I've lost my popularity. Mm-hmm. People realize that I've been actually horrible and really mean and really awful and in post 2020 world It's not cool to be mean and awful to people anymore and they're they're pulling it out from tweets and books and TV shows I've done so let me just think about when what was the worst thing that happened in my childhood? Okay, yeah, there was a really sad death in my family Okay, so that really hurt me

because I was only a kid at the time. Hurt people, hurt people. And that's why I was an awful person. So you guys should never be mad at me again. Realize I went to therapy. And now I have this whole new lookout on life, which people can change. People can change, but just say,

it's lame. Just say, I was a selfish bitch, and I did not realize that I was treating myself as I was the center of the universe. That's how I saw myself. I saw myself as better as you, I saw myself as smarter than you. Yeah.

I was a dick. I was a dick. And you know what, going forward, I'm gonna really try not to think so highly of myself. We need to set, I'm assured, stop saying hurt people hurt people just say like bitches are trash, Dicks are Dicks. Like that's it. Stop justifying it. There's no gas lighting, there's no, no this is what it is. And I think that's such a lame excuse. Well I'm hurt. So, Heather, I have to hurt you. It's so weird.

I know. Well, you shouldn't be mad at hurting others because at one time someone hurt me. Yeah, well now, I must hurt you. I mean, it's like literally that, okay, you know, I mean, not to get dark, but like, okay, so if you, you know, it's actually assault someone, whether it's a person or a child or whatever, is there a chance that you were sexually assault

at one time and you're like, yes, and that is awful? But we're not going to excuse the crime that you did on that person, so on a lower, on a less severe level, like this should not be an excuse. No, it's going for, it's narcissistic slash psychopathic behavior. That's what we're getting. Narcipathic behavior. What do you should have said, what will Smith should have done? It's just that.

I was out of line, I'm sorry. You should have said it. I literally don't know what the hell I was doing. I had a psychotic break. I've been working with a therapist. And I want to still act again. That's why I'm coming out and telling you, like I took a year, whatever it's been.

I do want to act again. That's why I'm doing interviews. I'll never live this down. I'll be forever sorry. I obviously can't go to the Oscars for 10 years, but I am still a good actor. And I still want to, I still want to do this. And can I just say I want to do it?

And I think he will. I know because every people people are definitely more forgiving of men for sure and women. And I think they'll forgive him. And I think that he'll he's a good actor and there aren't a lot of people that can do what he can do. So I think he'll work again. But also I think the media needs to like stop talking about this. Because I just feel like this is now giving him the class. Nobody is talking about it.

He just did another interview. So now we have to talk about it. Now we have to talk about the slap again and now hurt people, hurt people. So it's like feeding that frenzy. Chris Rock is ever going to make a bigger statement. I mean, he had an incredible tour. It helped his tour.

Of course. I mean, he's hilarious. My buddy Rick opens for him. Yeah, he's hilarious anyway, but it definitely brought light to like, yeah, let's go see, we're gonna see one comedy concert. Yeah. Besides change.

Yeah, let's go see Chris Rock. And I kind of think he's handling it right. Why does he have to say anything? He he doesn't it happened almost a year ago he's the victim yeah he's like whatever the victim doesn't need to speak the victim doesn't need to make it right for will smith i think he handled it good yeah and i and and and well

i mean yeah he handled it well yeah but i do think that like chris Rock is just now doing his thing now. He doesn't need it. Where I think Will is now like taking red table talk advice from Jada being like, what's hurt people, hurt people mean? You know? That is very wet.

That's where they got it from. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I'm sure I would love to know and believe me, there's someone sitting at home that's like, how they like to take that assignment? How many times have a guest or a host on red table talk said hurt people, hurt people? Even if you show me one clip, I'll be satisfied.

Yeah. I think that's what it was. And now he's doing this Will Smith redemption tour and we're exhausted. Yeah, but it was a great moment of 2022 to discuss that on podcast. Okay. Ben Affleck?

This is Ben Affleck. This is from People magazine. And it's been Affleck smiling. Jailo did a bunch of little like real photos. And one was of him and the 14 year old twin market and it's weird why it was a little weird I know where you're going well his eyes are shut so looks, now he may have hugged his stepdad and someone snapped it while he hugged him with closed eyes.

But it also looks weird because it looks like what you would do for a one and a half year old toddler that fell on your fellow sleep while you're sitting in a chair and they just are like so tired, climbs up on your lap, climbs up on their dead shoulder and falls asleep, except that he's 14. Yeah. I'm not saying anything is weird, sexually nothing like that. It's just a weird photo based on this kid's age

and stepdad and all of it. If I was more can't than he would be pissed. And that too. I'd be like, I'd be like, wait, what is, yeah. He could have been asleep in the back seat and they're like, all right, let's get him out. He picked him up and he actually is asleep. 14 year olds.

Yeah, you don't like, I always fell asleep in the car as a kid. At 14? Yeah. You, how tall were you at 14? Now I know these kids are smaller because they're more ants than these kids. But like, I mean, by the time a kid, I was like five eight.

Okay, and someone could carry you. That's what it was. That's what it was. He was Superman or Batman or whatever. Or, or could this be post. The point is, I am talking about it people because she fucking put it out there. So if she puts it out there, I'm gonna say,

I think it was a weird photo, and I have a right to say it's a weird photo. I'm not saying anything sinister is happening. I'm wondering if it was posed, if he closed his eyes, if he was actually asleep. You think she'll know what it's like? Get on hug your stepdad and take a picture. That's what I think that's what I think.

Maybe they could have hugged and then she was like, wait, I wanna get this moment. Honey Ben smile. And they're both like the quicker we get this done, the quicker I can get back to my video game. I don't know. I think it's weird. And a lot of people.

And I'm not the only one that thought it was weird. I'm making a prediction. Yes. I think Jennifer Lopez is going to be the next celebrity that unravels. And I have proof. Okay, which is what? So according to his high magazine recently, Jennifer Lopez is going to do a Whitney Houston tribute at the Grammys next year at the Grammys next year because she feels that her vocal range is up there with Whitney Houston.

And I'm really hoping this isn't a fake article, but it was at time, it was a poster tweet. You can look it up and she's like, oh yeah, she's doing, and she did one in 2012, but now I think that because the Grammys are coming back and that Whitney Houston movie is coming out over Christmas that they're like, oh Jennifer Lopez is now like I'm singing some Whitney Houston songs because she and I are the same caliber. And will she have the breakdown realizing this was a horrible mistake and no one will sound as good as Whitney Houston or she's gonna sing. I want to dance with somebody in the middle, just go, let's get loud. Everyone's like, we get it, girl.

Okay, well, if it's, yeah, I want to dance with somebody and how will I know? Wait, is that hers? He really loves me. Is that Whitney? Is that Whitney? So that's not hard, but if it's anything the harder one. As she sings, I will always love you. Oh my god, my own net. Get it. Well, you can, it's not hard, but if it's anything the harder one I will always love you

Oh my god my own net get it. Well, you can it's too hard to snap my own net. No try me If she attempts that song, I'm gonna call it a day no way What did you say, Annie? What did you say, Annie? No big media outlets have picked it up, but smaller ones are talking about it within the three hours from now. They're doing the damage control already. See?

Jennifer Lopez deleted posts. When I do my tribute. Do you want to hear what she has? Okay, let's see. And I will always love you. No! I have nothing and I will always love you. He doesn't have nothing.

It's called talent. Those are so hard. I have nothing. Nothing. See, I can do it in my shower. Nothing. It's my child. Have you.

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for sure and I don't think they're the types that are ever going to have a breakdown or even fake a breakdown for sympathy I don't that's my preference. I don't. I mean, we saw in her halftime special, her being horribly distraught that she was not nominated for an Oscar for playing the main Bordella woman in hustlers. Right. And she's like, I deserve that. Okay. She's going to listen. Kim's already on

the way because of the whole Balenciaga thing. We don't want we don't want either person break down i predict that they won't and just and does so we have all this is what okay booties and the a booties a tie booties temple emptied after all the monks tested positive for

that uh... four booties monks tested positive for math. Four Buddhist monks were shipped off to rehab after they all tested positive. So wait, is a Buddhist, he'll look up this, can Buddhist monks talk because, I mean, how boring if you're like in a group with four Buddhist monks and they're not telling you any juicy stories about being a meth addict. If they can't talk how can they do like group therapy? The conversations between monks are prevented but limited according to the norms establishment. So it's limited talking unless amongst themselves so. That's how they

go caught. They were on meth just like. They're like hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, like a female would start the nun, the what kind of nun they're gonna be. So there's nuns that taught, that's the nuns I went to, which is Sisters of St. Louis, and they were the teachers, and they all came to California LA, and they were teaching nuns, and then there's nursing nuns, but then there are nuns that just pray and are silent,

and I just remember being like, my worst nightmare is being a silent nun. Like if I were to be a nun, I was like, I'll be like a teaching nun, or whatever. But like if I, I, I would be like, Julie Andrews, we're like, let's start. It's a very beginning. Yeah.

But like, I can't imagine like, what a bummer. And I know there's like silent retreats and stuff. And I'm just like, I just don't think that anything sounds less Heather McDonald-ish. You would be a Vegas nun. You'd be like one of those nuns that go to slot machines and shit. They go to like magic mic, you know, they're like,

woo, like cool none. So I don't like who thought like that's helping the world, not talking. I don't know. Not using your vocal cords. I mean, this is our instrument, this is our gift. I don't know, I don't see it. I wouldn't know, this is I feel there was one monk,

it only takes one monk, Heather. For that monk got the meth and was like, this is cool, I need to talk to some of my friends. And then that monk gave it to another monk and then they all monked it down. And- I mean, first of all, you don't need lots of times people find themselves going in a meth direction because they want to drop a few LBs. Don't need to do that when you're wearing those orange cloaks. Very figure forgiving. I think they were probably like methed out and just tug in that bell string, like really hard and was like, whoa, something's up with the monks up at the temple today.

Yeah, and then yeah, you're right, very weird. Who gave them? Have you heard about this weirdness that's happening in the world? Oh, with the crypto people? Yeah. So, a Russian billionaire died mysteriously in a helicopter crash. Now, the weirdest part is he is the third cryptocurrency mogul to suddenly pass away in recent weeks. I'm having Drake who is, can explain crypto to me, but also I told him to look this up.

Why does he think these three people have died? It's very weird. One guy died in his sleep. When people have mysteriously died, that are powerful. It's oftentimes mysteriously in the sleep. It's oftentimes times mysteriously in the sleep. It's often times small aircrafts or it's suicide, but it's like, but being shot in the back, but then they say, oh, it was suicide,

or it's two different guns, or. And it's very weird. This is too much of a coincidence, in my opinion. It is weird. I think it's very bizarre. And I don't really understand what is going on with the crypto and the Tom Brady and Giselle and that they were part of that crypto thing

and that weird guy with his bad hair and is crypto like done? Are we like done with crypto? I hope so. I never bought any of it. I didn't get it. And I never understood it. And like, maybe that's why they're disappearing.

Because Heather didn't understand disappearing because Heather didn't understand Heather didn't understand hurt people hurt people Heather I never understood it the amount of times that Drake and Peter tried to explain it to me and I know there's women all over the world that had a boyfriend or a husband tried to explain cryptocurrency to them or an NFT. Both things I'm ready to goodbye for 2022. Can we just goodbye to that? However, talk to me about a Buddhist monk doing meth. I'm in. In.

I just don't care about trading and coin passing and, oh, it's $50 million to get this non-fundable token. Get out of here. I'd rather go to like a Chuck E. Cheese. That's the tokens that I could know you're with. I don't, I don't know anything about it. And I don't care. And even those tokens, like when we,

it's be time to leave Chuck E. Cheese, you know, and I was like so cheap and everything, I'd be like, oh, I gotta save these tokens. For the next time. For the next time. And then the next time we'd go, I'd always forget. Forget them. Is that how cryptocurrency works?

I do. Yeah. Or you'd have like two tickets left. You can't get anything with them. You're like, I'll bring them back next time. Also, who's going back for a next time? Oh, I miss those days. Anyway, very sad.

I mean, he looks like a cute guy. I don't know why. And then the, they said that they, what was weird about it is that it was perfect weather it was one of the like nicest newest helicopters you know like unlike a Kobe Bryant like there was weird weather there was you know definitely factors this was and there was like a very experienced pilot so it makes someone think did someone mess around?

Yeah, some tampering. Is this his wife or girlfriend? I'm not really sure. I don't know all the details, but hopefully not. But yeah, I mean. It's giving me anesthesia vibes. Do you remember anesthesia? The like lost Romanov princess?

No, what's that? What's the story? The Romanovs? Did you not watch the crown this season? Oh, is it this season? I like seeing a list of Romanovs. I started to watch it, yes. Of course, I'm the most interested in the Princess Diana's dough.

Oh, the Romanovs are like the Russian. I am freaked out that she's six-three, the actress. And then she's bending down all the time, but I'll get back into it. The Romanovs were like the last of the monarchs in russia that uh... were related to alizabeth's family and then when when the soviet union was getting russia took that family and told them they were escaping and then shot them all in their basement the whole family that i remember that i remember that story and the urban legend was that one of the daughters got out to nisha and then

megri and voice the cartoon of Anastasia, which is now owned by Disney, but it was Fox to begin with. Good. You see history mixed all together. Yes, the Alex Anastasia Romanov, yeah. Thank you for bringing that. You're welcome.

It's a great Christmas movie. Well, I don't know, but there's something weird going on. Okay. Catherine Heigel, do we remember Catherine Heigel? Yes, we do. Catherine Heigel, you guys, was the star of Grey's Anatomy that's been on for 20 years. How long has it been on? 20-something.

Shonda Rhymes, and you know, I had a theory about what happened to Catherine Heigel. What basically happened is she Back in the day I she got fired or quit or something from Graze anatomy and I always felt that she She had a co-star on that show. Mm-hmm. I believe was her gay best friend. Oh I think she was a product of a gay best friend blowing up her head too much, which is something dangerous that could happen to many of us. And she's your gay set arms.

I'm just saying, don't believe everything that your gay best friend tells you about how great you are. I'm less than amazing like me. No, listen, I gay best friend, this is why we love them because they give us everything we need from a man, but they, they're so much more fun and they can blow up our ego way more than our heterosexual partner husband. She got too big for bridges and she fucked it all up. And now she, you know, and she left the show and she had all these movies and everything

and it all just went to shit. Like, remember she had all those dumb movies that they play at the dry bar now? Like, what happened to her? I heard she, yeah, I heard she was just very unpleasant to work with. Very unpleasant to work with. Will you look up the other guy that was her best friend that also got fired? Yeah, his name was George on the show and

Then and what happened to his life? He was though he actually was one of the first guys I think that came out and like a big like television series T.R. Night. Yeah, where is T.R. Night today? I don't know and then also there was the black guy and he was all a foe back that said something bad about T.R. Night. Where is T.R. Night today? I don't know. And then also, there was the black guy that said something bad about T.R. And then he got fired too. Yes, yes, yes.

What was his name? T.R. Night is now Mary to a man. What if it was like T.R. Night? Washington. T.R. Night is now Mary to a woman. No, he is a Washington. Isaiah Washington? Who was that the homophobic eye on Grey's Anatomy?

There was just a lot to the history of Grey's Anatomy back in the day. This is a Shonda Rhymes show. It was kind of her first one. Now she's done a million things. And so she did this article and she said, so she adopted this daughter from Korea. And she said, I never got to see my baby

because I was working so much Which again isn't Chonda Rhymes fault like you have a baby that's not it's very hard to do I think to do a medical drama is by far the hardest thing for someone to do because the hours and it's All that Virbid language is very very hard and So anyway, then she let go. And in this US weekly article, she's like, obviously, now she's, her kids are older.

And who knows what she's been, how much residual she gets off on, the shows that they play at the dry bar, the movies about 27 dresses. And men and women think different, whatever that dumb one was. And all these other ones where she's always angry and beautiful and she's type A and like, yeah, I remember that one. And like, she was such a bitch to her sister. Wasn't she in Roswell too, that show Roswell

on like the CW. And anyway, she, in this she like says well i would love to you know talk to shot and get back on the show it's a show just never ending yeah no it's it's like an s for you it never has to end no it we can always just add new doctors there can always be new things going on

i've never really watched it i think intel i'm trying to remember she went on the view was it the view where she was talking about like I never saw my daughter. It was like her daughter's first appearance on national television after she adopted her. Okay. And then she was like, yeah, I had to go away and it was so weird because I was doing this movie

where the children in the movie I was bonding with them more than I was with my daughter. No, that's this. Yeah, in my daughter. She child I had a child on grace that were triplets that's what it was spending more time with those triplets of my own daughter yeah yeah it's called working it's called working yeah but now our daughters like entertains and it's like yeah it does seem fucked up I remember reading something where someone wrote this article like it's so sad this woman is a nanny. Yeah.

And she also has children and her grandmother watches her kid so that she can be a nanny for this woman. And isn't this fucked up that this nanny has to be a nanny for other children instead of her own? And I'm like, no, she's a professional caregiver. And the woman that she's carrying that, that woman has to go be an attorney and she doesn't get to be with her kids. Some people have to work. Yeah, get over it.

Some women have to work. You said you wanted to work and now nobody wants to work. As Kim Kardashian would say, women, you can't have it all. But also, you can have it most. You have some time off to bond with your daughter. Well, that's why she's doing the starter call. She's like, while I bonded with her, I'm ready to work again.

Now my kids at school there, they're 12, and they don't want to be around me. So can I like fucking get on set and have some craft services and hang out with Shonda Rhymes again? I need some cheese cubes, let's go. Hey girl, remember how we used to cackle? God. But didn't she die on Grace?

She did. Yeah. Yes, she did. Look it up, Annie. She didn't. I have to look this up. Spoiler alert. Whoa, Annie.

Did she get diagnosed with cancer and die? She did, but she did not die. She did not die from cancer. So she absolutely can come back. She wouldn't be saying this in us weekly if she died. This isn't a soap opera. I was going to say. I was going to say. She looks Alex be saying this in us weekly if she died. This isn't a soap opera. I was gonna say. She was Alex Kareb out of the show.

Really? You know how I always talk about wanting to clone. Like I wanted to clone myself and raise it. Or clone my boys and raise like two point oversions of them or I like fed them better and like got them tutors earlier in life. Like the multiverse? Yeah.

And so that if she did die, 100% it's a medical drama. Someone cloned her. Yeah. She comes back and she's just a nicer older version of herself. Like Dolly the sheep. This I saw this from the New York Post. Ten more than 10 million of high-end knockoffs are seized in Lormon, Hatton. Now they are because haven't they all just been out

on the street for years, so? No. I was there and you go by by Canal Street. They're out. Like it's not like in Dubai or Abu Dhabi with the actual, like, where they go, come, come and they take you to the, like we saw in Sex and City,

or where you go to a cul-de-sac at a high-end neighborhood, and you go to a cul-de-sac and a high-end neighborhood and you go to those parties or you know some weird person in Canada that can send it to you in the mail. There's all that, but this was blatant stuff that people bought. You want to put you back?

We got to put you back. And then today they're just, they just sent the cops over today. I'm very confused. This has been going on since like the 80s. I'd say even sooner. You want video tapes, you want DVDs, you want Rolex, you want, yeah.

And all of a sudden they're like, what, we blatantly been selling this shit. So, and then other people like, really that's what they're cracking down on. Meanwhile, Kanye West said the IRS froze his accounts because he owes more than 50 million in taxes. Okay.

That, and Kim, their divorce is filing. She's supposed to get 200,000 a month. I'm like, good luck with that. I don't know if that's happening. Does she need it? That's the settlement. I mean, we'll see. Julie Christie, Chrisley, Todd and Julie Chrisley is going to go to the same prison,

prison as just, just lane Maxwell. Galein Maxwell? Galein, Gisling. I like called Gisling. Gisling. Gisling. Galein. I don't really even know if that's true.

No. This is from Christian Grace Snow, who's very funny. I hope it is. I mean, because I know that Gis, G- what is it? Galein. Galein was before she was sent in, she had a hor, they put in horrible conditions. Yeah. Prison. But I guess now that she's been sent in since federal, she's in like the okay. So that's where she's supposed to go. Wouldn't that be interesting though, like if you are a celebrity and you do go to prison and you're like, we should be eat.

We should, hey! I mean, we've got, we have years here like, we should hang. Like we probably know some of the same people have stories to exchange for days. Even though she is from a rich legacy of rich people and fucked upness, Gillane from her childhood in England. And Julie is a grifter married to a gay guy in the South who did reality TV and made fake docs and the other one is a sex trafficker. I still think they could have some fun, any sandwich lunches i think so too yeah they

could learn how to get some juice sharpen some shanks uh... they could wait lift get you to just get to know each other just get to do a podcast together i'm sure there's a podcast studio within the prisons if there's not uh... that's gonna be the next thing is going to be happening. Podcasting from prison. They could help each other right. The prison podcast. Yeah. God. If these walls could talk, they can. Right now on, on Julian forever. On Julian G, we tell it all.

We tell it all This this podcast is unfiltered two girlfriends talking boy have we been through it you think you think it was hard to be with Todd Chrisley, oh I'm gonna tell you about Jeffrey We've got the tops and bottoms tops and bottoms of the stores this week. Anyway, this girl from Real House of Salt Lake City, she's like, wanna know my secret? Oh my God, I'm coming out with something soon. This is Whitney Rose, and she talks like, I'm coming out with something to see.

Oh yeah. Anyway, I put a prediction in the comments. I said essential oils and a women empowerment retreat for spirituality in growth. So she's going to launch a weekend retreat. Okay. Then you can go for therapy, yoga, sound bath, sound bath, eating healthy food, going on a hike, but you could also pick up her skincare and she's adding essential oils. At the, at the, at the, at the bodega at the end of the, at the retreat. Yes. Like and stop off at the gift shop and pick up your essential Whitney Wildrose lavender

high biscuits essential. And that this one is to get you going in the morning. This one is when you just need to like chill. Yeah, if you just want to. This one is for meditation or just get Buddhist meth and just call it a day. This one is, yes, this one is for like, if you have any soreness after the hike, you rub it on your outer thigh. This one is for after a night of walking and heels. Yeah.

Yeah. Very relatable, I think. So see if I'm right. Yeah, probably. Let me see what else I have for you. Oh my God, this was crazy. Carnival cruise. This guy, we don't know how he fell off the ship.

Oh, this guy that they found in the ocean. This guy fell off the ship. So he's with his family on a Carnival cruise. He's with his sister, they're hanging out, they're boozing all day. And they all go to bed and they wake up and they're at breakfast and they're like, we don't know where our brother is.

Like, wait, he didn't come home. No, I haven't seen him since last night. Well, you never came back to the room. They tell the people in the ship. The captor. They're like, yeah, they're like, oh my God, they do go back back like looking around. He was in the water for like 15 hours.

No more than that. It was like 24 hours. I think it was 21.5. Yeah. From the last time they know, but he doesn't say how, I don't know how he fell in, but he kept getting in trouble for doing his vape in undesignated smoking areas so they think

he may i think he like was drunk and he walked out just like where could i get out and do this and something wasn't completely secure or whatever and accidentally fell over that's a miracle he survived and then they then some other ship or somebody like work whatever another ship saw him waving a socket No clothes on because maybe he was trying to wave over the things in the past in the hours I was out there and they said that he was so near death, but he's totally fine now. That's awesome

Amazing that's so a There's nothing more terrifying nothing more terrifying, nothing more terrifying than being stranded at sea. I could not even imagine, you probably took his clothes off, being a survivalist myself. Yes, what are you supposed to do? I think he took his clothes off because... His wayam down.

It was wayam down, A, and B, it's kind of hot. You know, when those rescuers like pull you out of the water, give them a little show, you know? You know? It was so small by then. So small. He had hypothermia. And also like, in the middle of the fucking night,

you're just treading water with nothing around you. And then something bumps your foot. I've talked about this so much. I've talked about the scariest movie was Open Water. Open Water, we talked about it. I think on this podcast, terrifying. It freaks me out. And yet, I-

When I've been on big cruise ships, I have that weird, where everyone does, where you're just imagining, what if I just jumped over right now, what if I just jumped over? And I'm like, stop thinking about that. That's what I wanna know is what, because I mean, people,

there have been instances where people have fallen off of cruise ships, jumped off of cruise ships because they're on drugs or whatever, and they just die because the fall in the game is bad. So I'm like, how high up were you? What level were you on? But what a crazy story.

And I remember they pulled him in and he was shivering because I'm sure the water was freezing. That's a miracle in itself. Yeah. But like what a crazy story and like I remember they they pulled him in and he was like shivering because it's like I'm sure the water was freezing that's a miracle in itself. Yeah, and like you're just drinking salt water all day and like You know and it's crazy how like the exposure like he was just charred just bird What do you tell yourself like I'd love to get? Hey, listen guy if you want to come on juice just go What do you tell yourself to keep going and to be and what's going through your head and like and also like really not do you remember hitting the water or did you or you were so wasted that the water is

what like woke you up and then you're like holy shit and the boats like like gone. Well I was like to mention it is the holidays. Okay. One of my favorite Christmas movies is Titanic. Me too. I love watching Titanic during the holidays. Oh my God, that's such a good idea. I'm gonna watch it again.

It's die hard can be a Christmas movie, Titanic can be a Christmas movie. I love it. You know, but on Titanic, the chef stayed alive. Do you remember the chef? He was actually in the movie, and he was a real person. Okay.

And when the ship started sinking, we started drinking. In real life. In real life. And he's the chef survived. The chef survived. Okay. Because it thinned his blood so much the alcohol

that he could actually tread in the water without the hypothermia. So he stayed alive and in the actual this guy being wasted is what saved him absolutely and in the actual James Cameron movie Titanic you see that character kind of stumbling around while the ship is sinking they would give a little nod to that character yeah if you watch Titanic again there's a guy in his his chef and he's like kind of bumbling around because he knows the ship's going down. So he's like, well, shit, I might as well just call it a night and he survived because

the alcohol thinned his blood and he didn't die of hypothermia. So if you're going to get drunk on a carnival cruise ship, go for it because if you fall off, you're going to be okay when the coast guard finds you. Isn't that insane? But they also may never find you. So it is insane. That's not mean fair enough. They might also not find you.

Let's talk about white load. Yes. So at the end in case you're not watching it, but you really should be. It's once a week. We have two episodes left. It's season two. It's too soon.

And I have not talked about in the show. And I just want to talk about it. So this one is it's a resort. It's in Italy. Sicily beautiful. And it's Jennifer Coolidge is the only returning person from the first season. And there's really a couple different storylines. So there's Jennifer Coolidge storyline where her husband is probably cheating on her.

He leaves. So she's there with her assistant. Porsche. And they meet these rich gay guys that are gay and rich gay guys. These are some upscale gays. And I could completely relate to meeting some great gay guys that just like take me under their wing and they're like you've got to come She's like oh my god Porsche we're going to go to there on their yacht and going you know Do you have some real nice things to wear? I hope you do and so they're so excited and So so then and the Porsche assistant she's thrilled because the gay

Rich guy the main guy guy who has a nephew who is hotter than shit and is in English accent and a twinkle in his eye. That's the Essex. And they bone and so they all go on the yacht and that's amazing and I want to get to the to we'll get to the cliffhanger at the end. Then there's this other for some couple which is very juicy and this is Aub Aubrey Aubrey Plaza who's great she's married to her husband they don't have kids but they've been married a while and he is this guy he's cute and he's a he's a runner and he just made a ton of money selling his business and his old

college roommate who's a successful financial guy who's hot as shit. Hot as shit, God. And I will say, people might, I can you remind me of Nick Vial from the doctor. Sure, I can, yeah, I can do that. And he has a little bit of a lish with his big teeth. And he's British in real life, because of course. Yeah, so, because he has a, in real life, he has a British accent. I don't know if by doing an American accent,

there's a little bit of a list, but hot as shit. And it's always the hot British guy's like, well, I wanted you to do a full frontal nude scene, but they cut it out. And you're like, oh, okay. And so he's got this hot wife and they have two little kids. I love the wife. So it starts out and the Aubrey Plaza character

is kind of cynical. And she's sort of annoyed by the fact that they're like so loving Debbie and all this stuff. But he, the Nick Vile character, he is flirty with her. So I don't want to give it away anything away, but I love this juicy dynamic. Overall of a show, it's a little slow for me, but I love it, it's just the same, and I like that it's once a week. Heather, it's a tally, it's not supposed to be fast, you know? We're just taking this alone, and you know, we'll get around to it when we get to it. I will say I enjoyed the head of the resort more in the first season.

Oh yes. Have you noticed the parallels of the resort more in the first season. Oh yes. Have you noticed the parallels of the seasons? Oh yes, like don't explain the parallels. Well just like how the first season there was, you know, obviously there was a death. The first one was in Hawaii. Yes, and then there was the very, the gay concierge and you have this one,

you have what's her name Victoria? Well, I like that there's like themes that, I mean, I like that it covers everything. There's surprises, there's infidelity, there's mystery, there's family. There's the perfect life, there's so perfect. Yeah, there's, and like in the first one, I really liked Connie Britton's family dynamic.

I did too, yeah. Because I was extremely relatable to me. Of course, I bet it was. That you know, they put in Connie, so in the first one, which you guys definitely should watch too, maybe watch that first if you want, and you're looking for someone to see. So Connie Britton comes and she's like this like, kind of like almost like the head of goop or something, like she's very successful. A school, a juicy school. like this, like, kind of like almost like the head of goop or something. Yeah. She's very successful. A Scoop. A juicy Scoop.

Yeah, and she has a husband and a horrible bitchy teenage daughter. Sydney Sweeney. Yeah. She's a super mean to the younger brother. Uh-huh. And what I related to is just, and I talked about this other show. So they stay at the beautiful resort, which is, I think the four seasons Maui. And so they have a one bedroom suite.

So the parents have the bedroom and the teenage girl and her friend sleep in the pull-out couch in the living room. But then they're like, ew, weird gross brother, take your roll away bed and go in this small like kitchen closet. And that's where you're going to sleep. So hot, the kids like, and I thought about that. And because I saw that, I was like, wait a a minute Peter this is our problem traveling with the kids is that we try to cheap out and poor Brandon the third child was always getting fucked. Always getting the bad

pull-out bad and so I've been thinking about that too and like we're doing this house in Lakita and I'm like we're going oh well where will we'll make the office where we record juices group, that can be Brandon's room. And we're looking at these like different pull out couches and stuff and I'm like, wait a minute, Peter, I feel like every pull out couch sucks and is uncomfortable. And I don't want our youngest child to be the kid

from white lotus, like it's always getting fucked. Yeah, because then we'll just take it take that mattress and go sleep with the desert and then stay in the island. Anyway, so that is this is it's all really juicy and then there's a three Italian the three generation it. I was going to say I was like you had to talk about Albee and his his dad and grandpa. So then there's the guy from the sopranos. His old pervy dad and his younger Stanford son who's a sweetheart

sweetheart and they're all there to like go and see their Italian history and there's a lot to it I don't I don't know how much I and then there's these two Italian prostitutes the two uh lucia and her and her cohort or whatever. The prostitutes are everything. These girls are just sleeping with the entire cast. The entire cast. And then what I love is if we go into what you were going to talk about, what you were going to talk about when Jennifer Coolidge goes with the gaze, Porsche and the sun, Albi,

were kind of like the weird oddballs. She was the assistant and Jennifer Coolidge was like, get out of here. I don't wanna see you ever again, because Greg doesn't wanna see you. So she and Albi had to like kind of connect and be the odd balls on this trip. And you're like, oh, they're gonna hook up,

but then she met hot dick Essex boy. And she's like, I know I should like the nice Stanford guy, but I really like this. I'm on vacation. And I like this is who I want. And I'm watching this and I'm like, yes, yes, this is what you should be doing. You're a 24 year old, whatever she is assisted.

This guy's hot. No, he's not gonna be your husband. No, you're never gonna see him again. Who cares? Like the fuck is brain is out. And okay, so spoiler alert right now, okay? Cause that we have to talk about this. Sorry, Sorry Annie I don't know if you're watching this I don't really care. Okay so I keep okay so now I'm gonna talk about what I

really thought was gonna have. Okay from the very beginning I thought that of the of the two couples two heterosexual couples I thought no the twist is that the two the two husbands the rich guy who sold his company and they were only like 30 something yeah and the hot Nick Vial character were secret lovers in college and they're gonna fuck on the side and that's gonna be the secret mm-hmm that's what I thought And could still be, we don't know. I don't think they're, okay, maybe not, but did I dream this?

Or was there a part where after, so the two wives go off for a night somewhere else in another Italian town? And they start, they hang out with the two hookers and the one Nick Vile character, he they hang out with the two hookers and the one Nick Vile character he ends up sleeping with the name hooker but the other guy does it. He does it. He gets really high and stands in a corner.

So afterwards the guy comes over and he's like still hung over a lane on the bed and the Nick Vile character goes I just want to be inside you Oh, yeah, that's right. You heard that Was that real or was that Bro Fratt joking. I think it was Bratt Fratt joking. Yeah Okay, but also I was cut. That's where I was kind of like go on Yeah, this is what I've been waiting for this whole time. I know it's like one minute. Yeah, okay So but now they revealed that he goes,

you, Nick Files, always went after girls I wanted. You had that condition. You knew I was the smarter, more successful guy, so that's what you had on me. Is that you were like more, just more of a player. You always want something, you always want something that makes you look better if somebody else has something that you want. Right. Which is then he's touching Aubrey Plaza at the dinner table.

But I wondered. So I thought in the very beginning when they go to get him swim shorts and he changes in front of her, the Nick Valkyre character is in front of Aubrey. I was like, I thought they were gonna fuck right there. No. And now I'm like, okay, is there gonna be a flashback moment where they have? No, I don't think they have. So he is just making the moves too.

He's gonna be making the moves, and I think this is the moment for Aubrey's husband. He now knows that Aubrey knows that he's into her, because now she's gonna use that as bait to be like she's the one who's like, why were you honest with me about the condom? Like you guys obviously now she's gonna use that as bait to be like she's the one who's like why were you honest with me about the condom like you guys obviously she's like I was gone for a night and you did Molly and fuck tokers like what right and so now she's gonna be like okay we haven't had sex on this entire trip right they haven't

he was caught masturbating by a lot of people to women to women. To women. So I think he could be by whatever. I think he's really straight. But I think so too. But I think this is gonna be her challenging, her husband to be like, how bad do you want me to be your wife? So I think there is going to be a clash of the, the bros, the friendship.

And we still don't know who the body in the water was at the beginning, because they said, remember they said, someone was dead, it's clearly not the wife of Nick Valle but they also said there are multiple bodies that were found on the island where do they say that very first episode she was like oh we found a body in the water it's like actually there's more to who says that uh the hotel director uh... totally and the hotel director is a lesbian and so that's kind of fun and and and and and and and and and and and of course

the gsk so spoilers triple spoiler okay so jettifer coolage goes with the high upscale gaze and they go to the opera and they come back and they're staying at this huge mansion and she kind of is like wakes up something wakes her up. But before that we see the young assistant Portia with the hot English guy and he makes

out with her at the room and he's like, I'm going to come right back. I have to do something for my uncle and I immediately thought he's going, he has to service one of these guys. Yes, I thought the same thing too. And so she, Jennifer Coolidge wakes up and she hears something. This was like you and Napa by the way. And I, and I.

Me and Evan. I don't know. I don't know. I'm like, what are you two doing? Nothing, well. Go back to bed, it's just cabernet night terrors. But, so I'm, but I was thinking her walking in on gay sex is just way too obvious and so not a big deal.

Good for you. So I was like, I thought she was going to see like some, I thought we were ready to see satanic worship. I thought the same thing for a second. We're gonna see something different. We're gonna see something that puts this to, because for HBO in 2022, this age is not shit. This is not shit.

Like if this was seven years ago, whoa. You had us with Rimming in season one. What do you got for season two? And I thought the same thing, because I only watched television now with the subtitles on. So it's like the subtitles come on and it's like moaning grunts. Okay, so Annie. Sloshing, yeah.

Let's ask Annie, what do you think Jennifer Coolidge walks in and sees? I feel like the satanic worship is the best. Raw. Not wrong. She sees the hot English nephew butt boning. But boning. I want to be classy. But boning his uncle. No, just the two of them. Like his uncle. So it's like when he goes I have to do something. It's like like I you know that's what I thought like I have to service my uncle for this lifestyle.

Like we have an arrangement. I have to do this. And so everything's going through my head. I did rewind it three times. And because I was like, I have to see this. And so I think what's going to happen is she's gonna be like, whoa, this is really bad because this is his nephew, so this is insensual, but it could have been molestation and was he grooming him forever, but I think

it's gonna turn out that he's not his nephew. Correct. He is an escort that they paid and he's a pay for gay. He's a pay for pay. Pay for pay. And he does really like girls, that's what he likes to do, but he has no problem being a top. He's born in lib he has no problem being a top. He's borne libido. No problem being a top and doing stuff for money into him. It doesn't

mean anything. It's not a big deal. You are absolutely correct on this. And because I think that's the thing. It's like, oh, this is my nephew. You know, I think he's like passed around to all of his friends. I was expecting satanic or G as well. Yes. Didn't get it, but I do think that's right. And also I think they are scamming Jennifer Coolidge because they're like, oh, we want to go to this villa. Oh, we're going to go see Madam Butterfly and they're going to leave her with the tab because in the previous episode.

At a delvy? Oh, God, I wish. No, but it's kind of an anodilation. It is the Jewish way. Well, in the previous episode. No, but he said this is his place, though. He owns it. It's a scam. Well, in the previous episode, nobody said this is a place though. He owns it. It's a scam.

It's not his place because Nick Powell said he goes, all of these, no one's rich in Italy. He says they all say they own these palazzo's and they don't. Everyone's poor and hot Essex boy took portion of that restaurant and then they dashed and died. He didn't have to. He said, oh, my wallet. Ha, ha, ha. Yeah, they're all broke. Essex boy took Portia to that restaurant and then they dashed and down and dined and dashed.

He's like, oh, it'll have my wallet. Yeah, they're all broke. They're leaving Jennifer Coolidge. They're going to take advantage of her money and leave her with the bill. Watch. And now we have- Is there anything sadder for a girl that loves to hang out with Gays? Leave her with the bill.

To leave them you with the bill. Which is never again. My Gays don't overly party and my Gays pick with the bill which is never again my gaze don't overly party and my gaze pick up the bill yeah I feel like the luckiest yeah check on earth that is so sad the white lotus which also sounds like frozen to the theme song a little bit but also I think it's kind of amazing because now alby the sun is dating the hooker. And now Portia is also now dating the hooker. Hookers are back, guys. Hookers are, this is a strong hooker theme situation.

Juicy, juicy. I'm excited for the next two episodes. I love it. It's a beautiful season. I mean, I mean, I've been saying I want to do my Analy trip. And so this is really inciting, making me want to do it. Someone's going to get their head cut off. Yes.

That's my prediction because that whole goddess thing, that head that they keep showing, is someone's going to get beheaded. Yeah, I don't know. Love you. Justin. Yes. This was fun.

Just saying is the podcast, follow Justin Martindale on Instagram and whatnot. And I was going to say, I want to say thanks because people have been sending me their Spotify wrap-up when I were in both of them. Yes, I love that. I shared that one. It was so sweet. Whatever that cutie did, I shared. So sweet.

And I can't wait to listen to my Spotify wrap up which is kind of so great and we'll see you soon bye