Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Chris Franjola 2025 Year End Review

Episode Date: December 18, 2025

Wrap up the year with laughs and jaw-dropping pop culture moments as Chris Franjola dives into the wildest stories of 2025. We break down the shocking Rob Reiner murder headlines, react to Katy Perry ...going to space, and unpack the nonstop buzz around a possible Taylor Swift engagement. The conversation also hits the Wicked cast chaos and the year’s most controversial figure, Diddy. Dark, absurd, and hilarious, this year-end review covers it all with zero filters and plenty of laughs. -Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to ⁠https://www.honeylove.com/JUICY⁠ #honeylovepod -Download Cash App Today: ⁠https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/9l268n36⁠ #CashAppPod  Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. -Go to ⁠https://RO.CO/JUICYSCOOP⁠  for your free insurance check.  -Getting contacts doesn’t have to be a hassle. Let 1800 Contacts get you the contact lenses you need right now.  Order online at ⁠https://1800contacts.com⁠ or download the free 1-800 Contacts app today.   Subscribe to my new show Juicy Crimes!: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/juicycrimes⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Stand Up Tickets and info: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://heathermcdonald.net⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  Subscribe to Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald and get extra juice on Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://bit.ly/JuicyScoopPod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/juicyscoop ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Watch the Juicy Scoop On YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@JuicyScoop⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Shop Juicy Scoop Merch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://juicyscoopshop.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow Me on Social Media: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/heathermcdonald⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@heathermcdonald⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠  YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@HeatherMcDonaldOfficial⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Heather McDonald has got the Juicy Scoot when you're on the road, when you're on the go. Juicy Scoop is the show to know. She talks Hollywood Tales for real life Mr. Sagan's serial data and serial sisters. You'll be addicted and addicted fast to the number one tabloid real life podcast. Listen in, listen to us. Whoop, woo. Hannah McDonald. Juicy Scoop.
Starting point is 00:00:30 Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. We're almost at the end of the year. So I had to bring our favorite comedian, father of the year, blue-eyed model, fresh from, were you modeling in New York? What were you doing, modeling? Yeah, I was on the runways of. Wait, were you doing stand-up or visiting your family? No, I was visiting my family. We had the Frangola family Christmas on Sunday.
Starting point is 00:00:53 Very nice. Yeah. Which, you know, it's whatever that is anymore. It's just a lot of people talking about getting up and down the steps, you know, and how it's going to be difficult and who's going to be able to make it and who's not. It was shockingly depressing because it's almost like the last, you know, it's the last one for a lot of them. So it's basically when you say, good-bye at the end, it's like, okay, goodbye at the end. It's like, okay, goodbye, like forever.
Starting point is 00:01:22 Like this, you're not making next year. So it was a lot of that. lot of just take care for for good i i once had a situation like that with yeah with like a cousin and it was at my dad's funeral but he was the one that always like got everybody together right and she goes is this going to be the last time we ever see each other and i felt so like no yeah yeah but it was you know like there was still some correspondence and stuff over the years but like yeah yeah i mean it's since we're just on a roll of i mean we had it just let me give you give you it, just to show you what it is now.
Starting point is 00:01:57 I mean, you remember the days, but it was fun where you exchanged gifts and stuff. Yeah. Those days are all because nobody's, there's no children. I don't want anything. I didn't have my kid with me. I just went by myself. Yes. And they can't really shop and stuff.
Starting point is 00:02:09 Yeah. So there's none of that. So at one point, the conversation is just about like, just ailments, you know, what they're watching, what people are watching seems to be big. And then at one point, my mother wants a new couch. But my father will not buy. a new couch because we're going to be dead like what new couch would be dead in six months that's exactly what you should get a new couch he's saying I don't want a new couch now like
Starting point is 00:02:37 I won't be able to enjoy it I'm but it's not a bad like you got to start thinking you got to the point in life where you got to start thinking about things like I'm not going to purchase a new car now I have you know there's not much time left here or a couch but he's not they're not terminal but no but things that are that you have for a long time You don't purchase those at 85. I disagree with that theory because even for myself now, more and more I'm having a panic about that my life is ending soon and I haven't traveled and I haven't spent the money I should be spending on myself because I'm like, I feel like my kids will be fine and I need to enjoy
Starting point is 00:03:15 my life now. Oh, like. Like I'm done saving for the future. Okay. Because it's like, you know, so I'm like, yeah, I'm like, no, why? Why am I not like, you know? Do you have any big things planned? No, I don't.
Starting point is 00:03:29 And that's a panic too. It's like I go and I open my Instagram and I see like the, this, these travel agent girls that are like, this girl is like a, you know, this is the trip we just booked for our, they're called Sheik's Day. This is for our clients. It's four nights at the lava, blah, blah, and then four nights at the, and then four nights and I'm like, oh my God, like, I need to do this before it's too late. You got to hope that it's good.
Starting point is 00:03:56 Like, you don't want it to be disappointed. Like, we just run hot air ballooning, and I thought this is going to be one, like, this is one of those ones. How did it go? Well, it was great. I actually thoroughly enjoyed it. Okay. But I didn't, you know, you take off from like a Home Depot parking lot.
Starting point is 00:04:10 Like, I thought it was going to be like, oh, what city were you in? Which is like the capital of hot air ballooning. Okay. And you have to go at like five in the morning? Five in the morning. I'm not kidding. It was a Home Depot parking lot. We blow up the balloon.
Starting point is 00:04:25 working there. The guy's like, hold it up. I'm like, wait, I got to work here. So then it goes into the air and we're up there for now. It's pretty nice. The guy's great. The company's great. And then we landed. I, this is not a joke. We landed in the Sam's club parking lot. I thought it was going to be like an open field and mountains, but we did it in Napa. My sister and I, I just turned 21. So what are you doing in an alcoholic family? That's like the one trip we went on is now, finally, Heather can drink. Let's go to Napa. So it was Shannon and I, my parents, we go to Napa, and we did one of those, you know,
Starting point is 00:05:04 but my mom stayed below. She did not want to do it. And I do remember like going up was really scary. Then once you're up there, it's like, okay, this is kind of fun. It doesn't feel scary then. Right. And then going down, it was a little scary because it's like people yelling at the men and stuff. Yeah, well, that's what they're on.
Starting point is 00:05:21 Because the guy, we were supposed to land in a museum parking lot, but the wind took us to Sam's Club and and then we my wife's like we got the champagne package so when we land there's champagne so I once again thought oh this is going to be in a field we were literally drinking champagne at the back of this guy's pickup truck and a Sam's Club parking lot so I was like a bucket list thing and I'm like oh I thought it was going to end differently than this you know what I mean oh my god um that's hilarious okay so I'm glad you made it alive yeah so you did your Christmas thing You came back a little early, thank goodness, because you could make this. But because you said it was just freezing.
Starting point is 00:06:01 Oh, it was like 15 degrees. I was, my patience for 15 degrees is gone. Like even in New York when you're like, oh, it's Christmas time. Because it had snowed and then the snow just froze over and that was a nightmare. So I'm like, I'm out. I'm from there. I understand most of the country has to go through that kind of stuff. I can't do it anymore.
Starting point is 00:06:22 I am not from there. And I never wanted to do it. When I would watch those games, like people freezing at football time. And I was just like, what if I marry some guy? And like, that's what we're doing on Thanksgiving. And you have to go to. And I have to go and I'm just free. Like, I remember we went to the SC Nardame game once.
Starting point is 00:06:43 And it wasn't even that cold, I guess, from standards because it was like, whatever, October. But I was just like, there's no way. Like all my friends and I, we went into the back in the bus. And we were just like, we're just waiting bus for the end of the game. This is just, I just don't understand. And then Drake was saying, what you were saying, the soda cans were freezing. Oh, my God. They have a video at the Chicago Bears game.
Starting point is 00:07:02 It was like six degrees or something. And this guy opens his Pepsi bottle. And it freezes, like, as he's pouring it. Now, when you're like a big fan like that as a dude. I don't. I'm just saying, and maybe you can speak about men, not you, but other men. And your big bulls, what are they? Bears.
Starting point is 00:07:22 Bears. You're a big Bears fan and you're all excited and your friend is like, yeah, I got these tickets and everything. Or maybe you bought the tickets and maybe you're even on a budget. Does anyone ever just go, you know, I'm going to watch the game from my home. Like I should. I mean, I'm just like, how is this a good time for anyone? I don't know. I'm not really like, I don't think I've been to a football game in a long time.
Starting point is 00:07:48 So, yeah. Wow. I mean, that just says a lot. That's a lot of effort. All right. Well, we are going to talk about something sad because we need to talk a little bit about, you know, the Rob Reiner and his beautiful wife. And they have arrested the son, Nick. He has retained the fame defense attorney that worked with Karen Reed.
Starting point is 00:08:13 Yeah. And, you know, there's lots of questions that we have in a situation like this. I feel so badly for the other two. kids. So he was the middle child. So there was an older son. Of course, he had a daughter with Penny Marshall who has spoken out. But then when he married this woman who we met during while doing Harry Met Sally, Michelle, then they had their three kids to boys and a girl, like perfect, you know. And it seems like the kids were all really close. And then obviously he had his challenges from teenage years or even earlier on. People have spoken. The yoga instructor spoke
Starting point is 00:08:51 and said I would be doing yoga, I'd come over and do yoga with them and he would interrupt them all the time. I don't know how long ago that was, but... Yeah. And it's just... Yeah. I mean, it's, the whole thing is a crazy story,
Starting point is 00:09:06 but, uh, I mean, I feel bad a little bit for Conan O'Brien. Like, I feel like he's, it was all, it all began at his Christmas party is what I read now. Right. And when when these tragedies happen, you do sort of associate something, like that forever. And I'm assuming he, he's one of those guys that has the annual Christmas party. It must be like a Hollywood Christmas party where all the A-list comedy people and everyone
Starting point is 00:09:31 else, filmmakers go. Yeah. And I mean, he can't do it anymore. Like all you would talk about now is the last year's Christmas party. So the Reiner's Michelle and Rob attended and they brought their son because they felt he was in a really bad place. He's one of, you know, this has just been a very common thing. I had it with my sibling and brother. I'm going to talk more about it on Patreon because the similarities are very hard and triggering like my
Starting point is 00:09:59 sister and I can't even talk to each other this week about it because it's like, but it's really hard and it starts with, you know, they struggle as a kid. Yeah. And because you're struggling as a kid then they find drugs and alcohol and they finally feel normal. Then they become addicted and part of the reason that the addiction and why they didn't feel good as a kid
Starting point is 00:10:16 is there's another layer and it's not just straight addiction there's mental illness and then you parlay it into you have all the opportunity in the world you have the two loving parents yeah you you know you want to be in the industry but because of all this addiction and illness even with all the nepo help you can't do it yeah and then and then you know you have a selfish personality or whatever the case is it's like his entitlement and so he was walking around the party not dressed accordingly and getting walking up to like Bill Hader, interrupting conversation and being like, are you famous? Are you famous?
Starting point is 00:10:54 He would ask him that. Apparently what I've read this morning was he would ask him, what's your first name, what's your last name, and are you famous? So the people were like, I don't know. I guess some people probably knew who he was from meeting a bit of Pat. And some probably didn't. But he's walking around in a hoodie. People are like, wait, what?
Starting point is 00:11:08 And then you, I'm sure, just like my dad was with, you know, my brother and stuff. It was like, what the fuck are you doing? You know, like, stop it. And so there was like a verbal something. and so then I guess he was living at the house and obviously something happened there it happened with a knife
Starting point is 00:11:27 I'm assuming because Rob Reiner probably never did own a gun because he knew that he had mental illness in the home and never wanted one or whatever the feelings are but a lot of people sometimes would choose to go that route because they know there's there's danger in the home
Starting point is 00:11:44 yeah you know and so that happens then he leaves and they find he checks into a hotel. I don't know how they found him then in like Echo Park because he left the hotel I don't know if they had a tracker on his phone how they found him. Is that where they
Starting point is 00:11:59 got him at an Echo Park? Yeah and then when he left the hotel. Yeah, they left the hotel and then the detectives came and they found a lot of blood and things like that and so the kids have Romney and I forgot the other son's name
Starting point is 00:12:15 but they have made a statement just like they were not just our parents, they were our best friends, and we are grateful for the outpouring. And it's just a horrible position to be in because I'm like, okay, so I'm assuming there's a trust, right? And that all three kids got equal parts. So it's like, are the other two then paying for the attorney? Yeah, who pays for that high-powered attorney? Yeah. And then if he does spend the rest of his life either institutionalized or in prison, where does he? You know, his portion go besides what you can put on the books like it it's just thing you know that's where their connection and everything will come in and they're probably like yeah we don't ever want him
Starting point is 00:12:57 to be free but if we can have it be that he's not yeah you know in the worst place on earth then you know maybe that's what it'll be well he appeared in court today this morning and there's pictures of him shackled and it said he was wearing a suicide smock that's what I read I don't know. I don't know what a suicide smock is. Maybe it's something where somehow it's kind of controlling you from like hurting yourself. Yeah. So. Um, yeah. I mean, you know, they're, they're already the conspiracy theories are starting. Oh, really? That he didn't do it. Oh, no. That somebody already. Already that they come up too quick that, you know, and then he came home and found it, but got scared and left. And, you know, but no. I think.
Starting point is 00:13:47 I think it's pretty, I mean, they would know from, you know, to conspiracy theorists all around the world, all of you, I feel like if everything's conspiracy theory, then nothing is a conspiracy theory. You know what I mean? Like there are ones that are legitimate, like the Kennedy assassination or whatever else. So if you say now, because immediately like this one, everything, sometimes shit just happens. You know what I mean? And in this case, I think that's certainly the case. Yes. And you know, and it sadly has happened. You know, it's a thing that happens. Menendez brothers, this doesn't seem like it was planned. Menendez brothers was planned. There was a very successful, I think also entertainment executive, older man in Santa Monica, whose troubled son just ended his life on December 5th. Right. I don't know if they know each other, but it's literally top Hollywood people. But then there was a doctor in Seamy Valley with his wife.
Starting point is 00:14:45 And they had a beautiful life, married for. forever. They're 35-year-old son. It's, you know, it's a lot. And the thing is you can't do anything because the way it works is you can't get someone committed unless they have a lot of money and they spin around and then it's Britney Spears. I mean, the fact that Britney Spears can get into conservative ship, whether you agree with it or not back then, it's like for a normal person to get there, like a middle class person to get their really fucked up son somehow to be safe. Right. So they're not on the streets. but they're safe from you.
Starting point is 00:15:18 It's so impossible because when you're not well, you don't know that you're not well. Yeah. And then if you're on the medication, you're like, I feel so good. I don't think I need to take this medication anymore. Right.
Starting point is 00:15:32 So it's just the hardest kind of illness ever because it's like, you know. Yeah. And that's the worst part about it. And I just, I know everyone's chiming in and saying your thing. And, you know, it's like you just don't know unless you've had someone,
Starting point is 00:15:47 in your family deal with this. I know you had something similar and I feel like a lot of families do and have it. As a matter of fact, so much so much so that in all the pictures now that you see of them when they're together, he does look off in all the pictures. Yeah, yeah. He looks, you know, everyone else is smiling.
Starting point is 00:16:03 He's never smiling. And then all the comments underneath are like, oh, I know this all too well. Like this kid or whatever. I have somebody similar in my family, blah, blah, blah, you know, so. Yeah, and just, all the, so like I said, I'll talk more about it on my, my Patreon and stuff, but it's
Starting point is 00:16:22 rarely sad. And I just, I feel so much for the brother and the sister, but I do have a little more of a connection to what the youngest daughter, because that's like me. And you can tell she did videos and stuff with her parents and you could tell that she was just like the apple of their eye and she was so close to them. And I'm sure she had many experiences where she was terrified of her older brother. You could see it in the pictures. I'm telling you, there's literally like in that one we're looking at right now like she's she's literally leaning away from him but when you have these families these tight-knit families they're just they will be like well this is what we're doing for christmas this what we're doing for honica everyone's coming
Starting point is 00:17:01 you know and that's that and you're like what do i do you know um okay let's change subjects because there's some fun things and we're going to like a wrap-up of the big year and wrap-up yes yeah so i thought this was very interesting this guy by a Gowaness Canal official account. I just came across him. And the title of this video was friend fishing. And I'm like, oh, that's interesting. Because I always say when men are kind of like married people trying to see if you want to cheat,
Starting point is 00:17:32 they always kind of like are fishing. Like they're like, where do you get Starbucks in the morning? You know, and then like when people want to have affairs. And then they like fishing. Like they kind of just put out little crumbs. Yeah. They kind of put out crumbs. Like are you down?
Starting point is 00:17:44 Are you down to like fuck around? Yeah. Okay. So I was like, what kind of fishing is friend fishing? And I talk about friend poaching and stuff. So I'm like, what is friend fishing? So this guy goes, this girl, you know, in this day and age, you know, there is like finding friends on Bumble and things.
Starting point is 00:18:00 People are just looking for friends. Like it is like, I'm in the city. I don't have my friends. I got this new job. I don't have a boyfriend. But like, can I find a girlfriend to go on like a walk with? How many friends do you have? Like if you, like.
Starting point is 00:18:11 I'm not looking for them, but I understand why younger people. You're out of the friend market? No, no. I said, I have enough. I have enough, but like joining, joining, like doing my pickleball and all that, I am making new friends. Yes, I really have. Really? I've made two good ones. Is that right?
Starting point is 00:18:27 Yes, I've made two real ones. But you got to, they could do something that we're like, oh. No, one is Canadian, so I'm not afraid of them. Already that good. Already Canadian, they'll be fine. They're so nice. Yeah, they're so nice. They're so nice.
Starting point is 00:18:44 Yeah, the other one, I'm excited. I've, you know, I've just connected with too. And there's just a few others that like, no, we will like do stuff together. But it is hard to find you friends. And it took even longer. Like I was, you know, I wasn't making any for six months. Yeah. And I thought like, oh, you know, living here, people will be having, um, holiday parties and
Starting point is 00:19:05 stuff. But no, people all just go to the club. Like no one wants to host anything anymore either. Right. It's like your parents don't want to my couch. Yeah. We don't need to. We don't have too much trouble.
Starting point is 00:19:13 So I'm just going, okay. You know, everyone pay for themselves. Yeah, right, right. And so anyway, so this girl goes on a friendship date, if you will, with this. And she is like, oh, my God, I just met the coolest girl. I'm so, you know, tells her guy friend. I'm so excited. Like, I think I made a friend in this city, a chick I can hang with.
Starting point is 00:19:33 And then she gets a text from the girl who's like, so great meeting you, such great connection. I have an amazing offer for you. I want to offer you my life coaching. services, which normally I would charge someone $2,000 for it. But for you, I'm going to do it for free. Now, this is a triple horrific thing. One, you thought it was a real friend. Right. Two, now this person actually thinks you're so fucked up that you need life coaching. And three, she's teaching, she's going to teach you her life coaching skills. So then you can go be a life coach under her.
Starting point is 00:20:11 So it's like an MLM life coach and it wasn't a real friendship. This is one. I have not made a friend since junior high school is because I believe everything's a scam. You know what I mean? That's what your dad has always said. Yeah, my dad has, we were brought up on everything's a scam. And I still live by that to this day. It's served me well. And so making like a friend, especially for man, I think it's a little different.
Starting point is 00:20:40 Making a friend as an older man, it feels either gay, you know, like, If they're overly friendly, like, all right, every, you know, what, this is, I'm not, I don't go that way, you know. I just saw a thing that a lot of guys. What's your, what's your, what's your scam angle? Well, I was going to say with men, too, they will bond over a sport or, or poker or something like that. But then they also never talk to each other. Yeah. So they never know why that the person lost their job or that they're getting divorced or even that they moved.
Starting point is 00:21:14 Nothing. Just like they're gone. And I'm like, I mean, I don't. I'm like you don't have to know anything but could you like find out like the number of children they have? It's always like I don't know like two or four two or four that's like a pretty big difference like what are talking? How do you not know? I'm like I know like where the kid went to school that her engagement was broken off like I know everything but anyway my scam my latest one is I think I told you I don't know if you were here when I said how I had um the person calling me
Starting point is 00:21:41 acting like they thought I was a man and it was a girl wanting to like meet with me yeah did I tell you the story no no so I got a text and I knew right away it was a fishing thing where they just get your number and they're like oh and they just start some weird conversation and you're like oh sorry wrong number and they're like oh I'm so sorry how do I have your number yeah this is so weird yeah and so then it's you know a little really pretty girl a Filipino girl standing sitting in front So they sent the picture? They sent a picture. I made a whole plan to go meet her at the Waldorf Astoria. Oh, so you were having fun with it. Yes. And I said that I was divorced and I said I belonged to this country club. And then I could see that they're waiting. Then they look up
Starting point is 00:22:23 the country club. And they're like, oh, in the palisades. Yes, I believe I've been there before. Okay. So like they're trying to connectively sitting there. Yes. Yes. So now I got a new one knowing I'm an old bitch. Now they know, they assumed I was a woman. Somehow they said whatever. And so this one came in and this guy's like, hey, you probably don't remember me. It's Joey from New York at Palamentos or whatever. I looked it up. It's like a cool restaurant in Brooklyn, like weird, some weird place. But looks nice.
Starting point is 00:22:53 And he's like, I met you shopping in, no, I met you in North Carolina. And so I'm like, okay, I know this is a scam. So I'm immediately right. I'm like, oh, in North Carolina, was I with my friend Stacy? He's like, you are at the blah, blah, blah, blah shopping center. And we just connected. Do you remember me? And I'm like, well, I shopped there a lot, you know, like that.
Starting point is 00:23:14 And I go, can you send a photo? And it was a very dapperly dressed black man in a fancy hotel. Oh, that's like, I love every second of it. And so I'm like, so I'm reading it to my sister. And I'm like, let's see how quickly he says, let's move this conversation to WhatsApp. Wow. When they ask for WhatsApp, when they, yep, when they ask for WhatsApp, that's, then you know it's a scam. Because we're already texting here.
Starting point is 00:23:41 Why don't we have to go to WhatsApp? Yeah. We have to go to WhatsApp because there's like a more trickery to WhatsApp or something where they can like take your money or something, Drake, right? Well, eventually that's what it comes, right? Right, yeah. But right when it came up, it said somebody's name and it said possibly a scam. Like it literally said it on my Apple phone like, like or whatever or not in a scam, but a spam.
Starting point is 00:24:04 Yeah. Spam. Yeah. So there's a thing. But I do feel like life coaching. is the new MLM, the life coaching podcasting thing, the fact that so many of these people, yes, Mel Robbins, Jay Shetty,
Starting point is 00:24:19 I mean, nominated for, you know, Golden Globes. And their origin stories aren't true. And they steal their stuff from other people. And but hey, I guess if you really, if you really like it and you're listening and it's improving your life, fine. But it is interesting. that you know this is the year of the grifter and uh 2025 you know how it's like the year of the dragon I'm gonna say 2025 was the year of the grifter really think so yeah I do I feel like I feel like I was
Starting point is 00:24:52 using the word grifter like a grifter like a couple years ago now I feel like everybody's like grifter's got a grift it's a grift it's a housewife grifter it's just people like it's so it's such an interesting fake because I've like come across somebody that we know which I'll tell you about at lunch and I read this weird article about them and it's all bullshit like they wrote it themselves and they made it look like an article and then they put it on their Facebook group
Starting point is 00:25:18 on their Facebook page and I'm like oh my God you know and it's like she's a dynamo she's a triple threat and I'm like she's not doing any of these things like I know who she is like what and I mean in this day and age you can just fake you can fake anything I don't understand
Starting point is 00:25:36 and what people are getting at. Like, the fact that this, like, Mel Robbins, for example, like the fact that it's such a huge podcast. So I'm like, of course, one point, and I'm like, well, let me see what all the hype is about. Yeah. So I listen to some clips. And it's just, I literally saying, like,
Starting point is 00:25:51 you want to feel good in the morning, you need to get a good night's sleep. Like, well, no shit. I mean, I feel like it's like that. It's like Megan Markle. One of our traditions, every Christmas, is going out and choosing our own Christmas. street. I know. Yeah. And it's really great. You know, you get the hot chocolate going before.
Starting point is 00:26:11 Uh-huh. And then we get the tree and we wrap it on and then we say, you know what, we've got to stop at our favorite Chinese restaurant. Right. Before we take it down. And it's just something that we like to do that. It's like, what? Yeah, I agree. It's like that same thing. Like, you know, write down your goals. Yeah. I know. Yeah. And you know what? Be your own best friend. This is like, because no one else is going to be. Yeah. You ever go into a car wash? And the car wash, it's not only for car wash. And when you go to pay, they have an area where they sell shit. A lot of times it's air fresheners.
Starting point is 00:26:44 But every now and again, they somehow, they got bamboozled by some salesman to stock some weird stuff in there that doesn't belong in there. And a lot of times it's inspirational, you know, things that are framed. Right. Some ugly inspirational. And that's what Mel Robbins must just read those. You know, I feel like it's just inspirational car wash messages. that she says
Starting point is 00:27:07 and people just go nuts for it I don't get it I think you know and I do and I believe that other people that are big podcasters that are always like and I don't want to say their name
Starting point is 00:27:19 because I'm afraid but they'll be like and they say it's so they come off so articulate they come off so smart that you're like I believe you it's the big glasses you need the big glass
Starting point is 00:27:30 and they have like a pencil too when people podcast with a pencil in their can it just shows you that they are like working on shit. There's something smart. I need this to write something now. And they'll look right at the camera and they're like,
Starting point is 00:27:43 I have heard from extremely to extremely good sources. And I have the text messages to prove it that my life is in danger. And when this all comes out, it will be explosive. For right now I have to keep it under wraps. Oh, I know who you're talking about. And then two months later, you're like, wait a minute. What happened to that story? Yeah, nothing.
Starting point is 00:28:03 And so it drives me. It was a recent. I know who you're talking about. I think everyone else does too. But, and it was a recent thing where she said tomorrow, the bombshell about this certain thing. And it never happened. So it's wild.
Starting point is 00:28:17 It's crazy. I guess everyone, that's a grift, I guess, right? Get them to buy whatever. And it's like, yeah. And I'm just kind of like what part of it is, though, in this world of being able to, everybody can get their story out on TikTok or Instagram or whatever. And you can set it up. you look like a real journalist and you say all these things and you put it out there and the person
Starting point is 00:28:41 at home then goes, oh, I put the two clues together. Yeah. I figured it out. I'm so smart. I'm so smart. And that's the hook. Okay. It's like they're not really telling you anything, but they're telling you enough that anyone on like a fourth grade level could put the clues together and then they're like, holy shit. This is what really happened. Right. But then there's no proof to it. No. And then we move to the next one. But in the meantime, you're getting, you know, 500 million trillion views and, you know, and money and explosive and, oh, protector at all costs and everything. And I'm like, Ken, where is that person going to be in two years? I'm, this is what keeps me up at night. I'm like, is this something just a small window?
Starting point is 00:29:30 Yeah. I'm going to go back to Mel Robbins again. Like in 10 years, are we still talking about Mel Robbins or as everybody go this is stuff I feel like I've heard before you know what I mean? Do you remember the girl who wrote the books and I can't even think of her name but she wrote books called like girl wash your face girl get up and
Starting point is 00:29:48 take a shower whatever and she took off she was exploding right before Maya Angela no no she doesn't she did my girl wash your face would you just Drake look up who wrote girl wash your face was it really a book oh yeah and you know and what happened
Starting point is 00:30:04 was she and her husband were um they were early on in like the blogging and the podcasting and yeah you know this is our marriage and we're we're going to do a three day event what's her name rachel hallis oh okay and then one day she did a video where she was just you know read one mean comment and it was just the wrong day at the wrong time and she snapped and she went and someone had said like you know well you're you kind of you don't seem like relatable anymore and she had just gotten her eyebrows done and they were like the way you get her eyebrows done it's like I don't I just like pencil mine and like wash them off but like people do this weird like it's like a like a temporary tattoo so they were very dark okay so she had very
Starting point is 00:30:50 dark eyebrows and she goes and she's like time to the camera and she's like I'm not relatable I'm not you know and neither is Harriet Tubman and everyone was like are she comparing herself to Harriet Tubman and she was like I get up at 4 a.m. and that's why I deserve to to have someone clean my toilets. No, I don't clean my own toilets. And it was just, it was like, and after that, well, it died a lot. Then COVID happened. So then the tour and all that stuff died.
Starting point is 00:31:16 Right. And then she and the husband that did things about, we have a great marriage, they get divorced. Oh, shit. And then he was selling a book and no one was buying it. And then he yelled at his audience, why aren't you buying this book? You know, like, all I needed was 25,000 of you to do it. I have 400,000 followers, like, why haven't you done it? And then unfortunately, he passed away of, I think, some type of addiction or something.
Starting point is 00:31:45 I think she probably still, as a podcast, whatever, but it was the same type of thing. And it was like her story, people all loved her. And then they, like, examined her story. And they're like, wait a minute. She, like, met this guy, like, working at, like, not the Weinstein company, but, like, one of those big Disney. companies and she like worked for him and basically he wasn't even into her and like and then people start to like really look back at her books and they're like what did we I just think there's this
Starting point is 00:32:15 female audience there we are always looking for the answer yeah we are looking for the answer to find love we're looking for the answer to make our relationship better we're looking for the answer of how we can be financially independent and successful which is the MLMs and the life coaching You know, we're all just like, what is that one exercise that's going to work? Multi-level marketing. Yeah, we're looking for that thing of like, how can I balance? How can I do it? And so it's just an easy, it's an audience unlike men that actually just want to improve ourselves.
Starting point is 00:32:47 Yeah. And we're willing to spend the money on it. We're willing to buy the books. We're willing to go to the event. We're willing to take the yoga class. And, yeah, and they tap into it. Yeah. And then there's other men that are like, fucking scound.
Starting point is 00:33:05 Also, I'm too lazy. Like, if it involves like three meetings, I'm like, I'm not going. That's far, that's far away. I'm not driving in that meeting. There's no parking over there, you know, like, so I wouldn't get caught up. I remember this girlfriend mine called me and she's like, hey, I'm in your neighborhood. Can you meet me? I had this amazing opportunity for you.
Starting point is 00:33:23 It's this. That's, that sentence right there. I'm out. She's like, it's a way that soon, that people will be able to talk to each other. on the phone while looking at each other. And I was like, what if that's ever going to happen? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:36 But it never did happen. Yeah. If Apple came out with it, this company never came out with it. It never worked. That's not how that kind of stuff works. Yeah. You don't do that over lunch,
Starting point is 00:33:46 a Chinese chicken salad at the Stanley's. And okay, so next was, I want to talk about this thing that I've seen this from different things. The VHS dates videos that are going viral. They're on like Instagram and TikTok. There's a few companies that are either.
Starting point is 00:34:07 There's a few Instagram accounts. I don't know if they're taking it from it. Who the actual account is. But they're very funny. And they're, you know, women with the 80s hair. And it's back from the Great Expectation Days, which I did. And I did my own video. And it's somewhere.
Starting point is 00:34:23 And I would die for them to find it. Oh, my God. Wait, great expectations was you shot a video and then you would, go to like their website. No, there was no website. No, that's how long it was. You'd go in, it was on Sepulveda, kind of near Westwood. Okay.
Starting point is 00:34:38 And I would go in. I paid my $1,100. And my dad is like, what are you doing? And I'm like, I'm 25 years old. And I want to be married and I want to have kids. And I'm not meeting anybody of quality. And I just closed like some real estate money. So I had like a few thousand.
Starting point is 00:34:55 And I was like, I'm going to do two things. I'm going to join Sports Club, L.A. to find a rich industry person, which never worked and my butt was still flat. And that was very expensive. And then down the street was great expectation. And so I did that. So I do my video and they're like, you're going to do really well. And I looked at and I'm like, I don't think so. Like, I didn't think I looked cute. It wasn't good lighting. Whatever. But it was just because I was young. It was just because I probably was the youngest person doing it. You answer the questions like, what are you looking for in a date? Yeah. What do you like? And you know, and I was just like,
Starting point is 00:35:28 I said I'm a comedian or trying to do comedy or whatever and I couldn't have said that and an actor I did but I said I also do real estate I'm like looking to get married and have kids like that's just what I wanted you know that's when I turn it right off comedian is look at you're married bye bye I mean does anything sound weird I used to say that I used to say I could never be a female comedian because I'd watch it as a kid and I'd be like I want to get married and have kids and I don't think there's anything less attractive to a guy than to see this woman On stage talking shit about men. I mean, it's gotten better.
Starting point is 00:36:02 Well, men are more open to it. But anyway, I wasn't open to it. But I wanted, I knew I had to do it because God gave me the gift. So I was like, how do I find someone that'll marry? So that's probably where they get these is from like great expectations. Yeah. And so then I would go in and they'd be like, okay, you have all these requests. And then I would have to go in and they'd give me the tapes.
Starting point is 00:36:22 And then, you know, I'm not very technical. So just even playing the VHS tape was like challenging. Do you take it home or you watch it in the office? little library room oh my god that's why talk about it a bygone era and so then i finally just quack up to the girl and i go this is too overwhelming like is who do you think on this list is even worth talking to and she goes this guy and he was a 38-year-old anesthesiologist no no but it was like first of all height was a big deal because i was tall yeah so and it's like i wanted someone who was Catholic if I could but um you know and and then and then I uh anyway so then I
Starting point is 00:37:03 when I saw his photo and he's like wearing like he's in New York with like two normal people and he's wearing like a trench coat and like a nice suit and he lives in Manhattan beach and he's a 38 year old anesthesiologist and I'm like oh boy and at the time I'm 25 26 and I'm like this is perfect right but I went out on some dates with him and he was nice but I just wasn't feeling it You know, and so then I just, you know, ghosted him. Wow. And that was the end of that. But then I went out with this other guy who was cute.
Starting point is 00:37:31 He was Mormon. I didn't really understand what Mormon was. I just thought it was like being a Protestant or whatever. And tell he told me, no, I give 10% of all my money to the church forever. Yeah. 10%! I was like, uh, no, goodbye to that. Right.
Starting point is 00:37:45 And so then then it ended. Yeah, it was a big waste of money except I have the story to tell. But I'm dying for someone to find mine. I don't know if this is true, though. It's too funny. It's too done on. Except if the people are this talented as sketch players and comedians, they would have a following on TikTok and we would recognize them. I agree.
Starting point is 00:38:04 I agree. There was one, I don't know if it's that lady that you have a photograph right there or one that came out just recently. That was so good. What was she saying? She was just talking about, you know, and I'm looking for someone who wouldn't hire a lawyer. Yes. That woman. It was so funny.
Starting point is 00:38:21 and yeah and I was like I thought started to think this has to be a sketch yeah this girl was like um yeah I'll tell you I sometimes I do a round kick in bed like I am not a great sleeper but I'll sleep with you like it's all it's it's I truly feel like it's 1996 I'm in the groundings and I'm doing you know it's it's a level three and I have to do a monologue yeah and this is how you write the comedic model like this is how you create the character the backstory the jokes right that's exactly what it feels like so i'm like i can't believe that this is that they just found these tapes and that they would have access to them and there would be no legality and not one person has come forward and been like i'm still that's me or that's my mom right like i can't so well maybe they had i haven't
Starting point is 00:39:11 heard if you guys have can you please write me because i'm dying to know like because it's it's so funny they're so but they are as edited they're editing like the clips together, so to make it look like that's one, you know, they're saying funny things constantly, but maybe that's, it could be real that it's edited, but I just, I need to know the truth. Yeah. Like, I need to know the truth. Oh, this is another thing I just thought was interesting. This just came out page six. George Clooney will no longer get too close to his female co-stars on the screen after having a serious conversation with his wife, Amal, regarding the matter. I thought, first of all, I feel like we haven't seen him in a movie in a lot.
Starting point is 00:39:50 long time. Well, he's got a movie out currently, but, uh, yeah, it's on Netflix movie. And you've been married like a pretty long time. And he's also like how many movies that were the 70-year-old guys are kissing? You know what I mean? And also, yeah, that you would even care. I feel like this is just a fake story. Yeah. To get people to think that they have like a hot, passionate marriage. Right. She's jealous. And you marry George Clooney and then 10 years later, you're like, you know what? No more kissing, yeah. I can't think the last time he kissed a woman on camera. I'm saying. I feel like, isn't he doing like Nespresso commercials with Bradley Cooper's
Starting point is 00:40:24 new face? Like, God, that is terrified. He was like, did Bradley Cooper put on a Barry Manil of mask? Like, I am shocked. That what is it though? I'm looking at it. I think it's the hair. It's a hair transplant. Yeah. Maybe he was wearing a wig. I mean, remember how sexy he was in the in the Starsborn? Yeah. Like,
Starting point is 00:40:46 where is that guy? I feel like that guy was like, that, you know, his rough character. And now it's like, his face is like this and his hair is like that. And he's, he's, I mean, he looks like a completely different person. And it's so weird to be like if, if Bradley Cooper's going in for that kind of, none of us have a chance. You know what I mean? Like he, there's a guy who's like a top 1% good looking where everyone else, we're all just
Starting point is 00:41:12 ugly losers for the most part. I just think plastic surgery is something where you get lucky. Sometimes it's the right doctor. but sometimes you have the right face that can be like subtly lifted where people don't see it and other times it's just very dramatic and like there's not a doubt in my mind
Starting point is 00:41:30 that Brad Pitt has had some type of facelift right and it looks great they just didn't go too far Bradley Cooper it's something about the cheekbones and the nose what I'm hearing is the eyes when you start messing with the eyes yes when you take the hooded lid when you get that lid away like
Starting point is 00:41:49 Mandy Moore just did it and you just looked like a different person. Yeah. Yeah. Remember when Renee Zellweger did it too. Yeah. I think those hooded eyes are sexy and pretty. I don't, I don't like when people get rid of them. I have very hooded eyelids, like so much so that I went away, wake up in the morning.
Starting point is 00:42:06 It's fucking scary. No, you have just normal, like, aged eyelids. I'm saying when that is your look at like 12, that's your, that's your eye look. Right. You don't have the bone here. I think that is a pretty look Like I think that's a sexy look I don't know why people get rid of it
Starting point is 00:42:24 The great thing I have is if you ever want to know How ugly you are You have a six-year-old daughter Who stares lovingly into my face Every morning and I think something beautiful is coming from her She's gonna tell me how great I am is a daddy Yeah, and she will just go do you know what And then she'll talk about something that I've been
Starting point is 00:42:43 I have been You know Insecure about my entire life you have like fat eyes like oh thank you honey i remember my mom was like having like a dinner party and i was like four and this i remember when i was like 15 some lady reminded me of it i did remember the memory and i was like four and i just sat i want to come and sit on and laugh me be a part of the thing and she said something like oh you've got stinky feet or whatever like i was running around barefoot yeah and in front of all these people and i looked at her and i go
Starting point is 00:43:17 oh are those your real eyelashes and then ladies all laughed and then I took off because I was like fuck you telling me that my feet fell in front of your friends when I saw you place those big eyelashes on your on your face of 1960s the 70s eyelashes you know
Starting point is 00:43:35 anyway let's move on okay let's now we're getting to the end of the year wrap up the year the biggest moments that you and I have talked about and enjoyed some of which we have not 2025 but I sometimes wake up in the middle of the night and I go,
Starting point is 00:43:50 we will never see the documentary that Nicole Parker from and just like that was working on. Oh, was that the black lady? About,
Starting point is 00:43:59 about, you know, successful black women throughout history. Michelle Obama was supposed to show up. I was going to narrate it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:04 And then she got that, that, that editor that looked like he was ready to like be a jiggle up, you know, with earrings and style. I'm like,
Starting point is 00:44:14 that's not what a film editor looks like, but okay, whatever. And, yeah, I sometimes wake up and I just go, I'm so sad that you and I are never going to be able to rip on this show again. But they ended it. They ripped it out from under. They were like, you know what?
Starting point is 00:44:30 And it was a rip out. It was like a sudden, we're done. It was truly, I truly felt like it was one of those moments where it's like, and this is why we can't have anything nice. Yeah. Because of podcasters. Mm-hmm. Because you guys talked too much. Our writers and our stars heard you rip on us too much.
Starting point is 00:44:45 And we were like, you know what? We're fucking rich. We don't need to do this shit, Sarah Jessica Parker and Michael Patrick King. Fuck you, Heather and Chris. Fuck you. I agree. And I really do think we killed it. I am so sad.
Starting point is 00:44:59 I know. And do you think they'll ever be? I mean, at this point, I doubt it. But can they do one more thing, one other, like three years from now? I pray. I pray that they could do it, you know? It's like I do feel. feel like a little bit like it's like a Kathy Bates where like I want to like
Starting point is 00:45:18 kidnap someone yeah be like we kidnapped you all and you're like yeah and we're like we just need you guys should do like six four episodes I need all the weird stuff I need the lazy I need you to sing karaoke for 22 minutes of the 30 minute show I need to see I need to see somebody breaking up a trans shit and a toilet bowl you know or whatever that was at like i mean it couldn't have gotten any it go it was so cringe like i hate using that word but there's no other word to explain it it's just so cringe it was you i would watch it literally like i would under the covers i would watch it like through like i was watching a horror film you know just like this is how is it going to get worse and then it would get worse it would get worse it would
Starting point is 00:46:07 get worse it would get lamar and then when i started listening to their podcast i couldn't even do that That's when I cracked the code and was like, who are these dorks that should have just been English teachers at an all-girl high school in the 80s? Why are they writing sex in the city? Like, what the hell is this? I know. Of all the good writers out there that they could have gotten, like, what do they do? Anyway, I'll never, I'll, I'll, well, farewell, rest in peace and just like that. I also want to say, what's up with the UFO, a New Jersey, the UFOs over New Jersey.
Starting point is 00:46:39 It was a big story. we all wondered, is this the end? Are they testing us? Whatever. I looked it up a little bit. I guess they're just still going over in New Jersey and they just stopped talking about it. But like we never found out their aliens or what?
Starting point is 00:46:54 Or if they were just surveillance and things, if it was Black Rock, if it was China. There's a million different conspiracies on what it is. But the New Jersey people just said, well, I guess we'll never know. Yeah. They're just going on with their life.
Starting point is 00:47:05 Frickin aliens everywhere. They're everywhere. They're over our house. They see them every day to aliens. it's you remember the other story where like someone filmed like an alien ship over
Starting point is 00:47:16 Vegas and it like landed in someone's backyard and Henderson yeah they had like they had like the thing running I mean now those are like now I'm like everything I'm like
Starting point is 00:47:27 I won't believe anything yeah yeah um David it was a big story the horrible tragedy oh the singer the singer yeah who they have yet to arrest Yeah, I know, that's so strange.
Starting point is 00:47:41 And every day, this is a new one, page six, just today. Burn cage incinerator reportedly found it David's rented Hollywood home after teen's body discovered in the trunk of a Tesla that he owned. He had a, like a cage to burn people? Yeah. Don't you have one in Tarzana? I call it a barbecue, but yeah, I mean, I never even heard of such a thing. Oh, that interesting.
Starting point is 00:48:03 We found that. Well, we need to get all our evidence together before we arrest anybody. in this case, stop asking questions. I mean, this is pretty wild that they haven't had a suspect yet. I mean, how many more things do they got to, it's wild. I don't know. Like, what is this? Of course, the Diddy?
Starting point is 00:48:23 The Did you watch the Diddy Dog? I did not watch the documentary because, you know, I just don't have the time to watch anything, but I've heard all about it. Right. And, yeah, I mean, do I need to watch it? I mean, now that you've heard so much, maybe not like I always feel like that you're too late in it I watched it that weekend right and I thought the same thing what are they going to tell me I thought I covered this so
Starting point is 00:48:47 much yeah but it was really interesting I heard it's like a lot of it most of it actually it's like pre yeah yeah and that's kind of cool because it's like we were living in it we were seeing those things and there were things that we thought were weird like him dancing around at the MTV's where I remember watching that and he's dancing around to you know the big e yeah tribute I'm missing and I remember saying like going why is P. Did he dancing like is he supposed to be like a good dancer like I remember thinking that but then also feeling like oh he really loves his friend and this is sad and whatever right so they get into that and they get into that and um but they don't really get into the mysterious death of Kim Porter yeah was his I don't know if they were ever married but he had three kids three or four kids with her and they were broken up and she was supposed to write a book and And then she got pneumonia and died. And, you know, the day of that day, you know, like Corey Gamble is there.
Starting point is 00:49:49 And, you know, that's Chris's boyfriend. And all these people are like talking about it and the connections and people are like, what is this? So this guy did a video saying like, I think there's going to be another part to this. Yeah. That gets into that. And then Did he? not did he sorry then 50 set reposted that video so i do think there might be more
Starting point is 00:50:15 um well it's getting it's doing like huge numbers over netflix so yeah let netflix is dying for more i would imagine you know so i mean but also where is that um wait hold on drake what is the woman that would always that would always in the beginning that would do all the podcast that was uh she had like a one name what wasn't like one name Chris is still working trying to find the name of the woman that we would talk about a lot and I cannot think of her name but she was the first I believe
Starting point is 00:50:47 sort of whistleblower about P. Diddy she would also say Jay-Z was part of it and I can't believe I don't remember her name but we have not seen her in a while which makes me nervous and why we can't find her name on the internet also makes me nervous but she would say like everybody knows that the didler
Starting point is 00:51:07 diddled everybody else because that's what Jay-Z wanted. Yeah. Jay-Z and he were a color. Like every time someone asked her question, she'd be like, how do you not know
Starting point is 00:51:18 that they're, you know, like eating babies on the private jet? Yeah. Everybody knows. Yeah. There's rock Cornish gain hands
Starting point is 00:51:27 and then there's little babies that you cook. Why don't you know that? Yeah. Everybody knows this. Mm-hmm. And she was like a singer, who got screwed over
Starting point is 00:51:40 and then was just doing all these podcast interviews and like I remember I mentioned her and I did a clip and I tagged her and she like shared it or liked it but then literally she has disappeared
Starting point is 00:51:53 it we cannot find her so I'm sure you're driving in her car and you're screaming at me and I'm sorry that we cannot remember her name but I hope she's safe and I would like to you know what do a document around her so ultimately the
Starting point is 00:52:07 from the documentary that you watch basically it's four episodes that did he's a scumbag right I mean that is the conclusion he's a dorky jealous scumbag that's what it is and not talented and very evil very manipulative
Starting point is 00:52:23 and insinuating that he had more to do with these deaths than we ever even imagined yeah so that's really what it is okay the Louv oh the art the that big robbery
Starting point is 00:52:38 I was like what's the lady yeah the jewelry um they have a couple guys but they've never recovered the jewelry yeah but with those guys real remember they had like two real handsome guys that they posted pictures of online saying these are the suspects but did one look like
Starting point is 00:52:55 Luigi kind of yeah they were like real good looking guys and it was like one of those things are this can't be true yeah it's like right out of a movie but maybe it was that was a good one And now they were like, the people that work in the museum are like on strike right now. Oh.
Starting point is 00:53:11 I had Brandon like look it up. Yeah. So I don't know. I, how this, how this, that was the craziest thing that they were able to steal that. Yeah, it was a good one. Don't you think that had to be like an inside thing? Well, I'm sure. Some people say that.
Starting point is 00:53:25 Well, they're just like, I'll leave the back door open. Right. Like. Okay. What about our girls going in space? This might have been the biggest story of the year. I mean, you forget about it. But this was, I mean, we ran with this one for like two months.
Starting point is 00:53:39 Everyone had their joke. It nearly ended Katie Perry's career. You know, but Gail King just water off her back. She didn't even, she was there. You didn't hear a word about it. Yeah, she went and she was, you know, she's happy. Then she and Gail are at Lauren Sanchez's wedding. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:55 And they're, you know, laughing it up. And they got to go. And I, yeah, I think Gail King handled it correctly, just acting like, we went it was fun don't be a jealous bitch now there was a lot of conspiracy theory around that if they really went oh yeah and then how they had to wait for
Starting point is 00:54:14 Jeff Bezos to open the door and it was already open and shut it again like oops people comparing it to like the moon landing yeah it was a weird one what do you think happened do you think they went or not I mean I think they went but it certainly wasn't like I think they just go up and once you're at a certain level I think
Starting point is 00:54:32 that's considered space yeah like space mountain. Right. And you go up high enough. I mean, I think I did an Albuquerque a couple of weeks ago. We landed at a Home Depot parking like it. But yeah, I think it's, I think it's like, and you just come back down. Yeah, I think like, unless you're like, 12 minutes all, all said and done, like, unless you're like landing on another planet and you're walking around. Right. On another planet. I think that's what everyone thought it was going to be. Then, then I don't think there's like that much to tell. Yeah. Like you're just looking out the window. And then she brought like things for her, or she made it an Instagram moment, which kind of smart.
Starting point is 00:55:07 Like you're doing, you know, I'd definitely be taking some selfies if I was in space. Yeah. I would, and then. But then what happened was she was already like people like, oh, she's annoying. And I think that was the first time people started to realize maybe she's annoying. And then they really started to go after like her choreography at her shows and stuff. Yeah. She like, yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:27 She couldn't win. There was like a no win. And now, you know. Yeah, that's another one where all of a sudden, what the internet does now they flood the water they see blood in the water and then everyone goes for it and all of a sudden you you look back and you're like yeah what did we think that was cool yeah why didn't we question ditty dancing around at biggie's funeral like when you're not a dancer or singer yeah why didn't like it's like those things where it's like i can't what were we thinking
Starting point is 00:55:55 like what were we being fed and how weird it was and same thing with her like yeah like i mean she has some good hits. Oh, absolutely. And I don't think that, I think once you become a judge on American Idol or whatever, I don't, I think it like lowers your brand a little bit. Like, I don't think. I agree. You know, you don't see Celine Dion or Adele doing that. Like, I think it's like, you want to stay at that level. And I think, or Beyonce. And so I think when she did that and then she's trying to do a tour, everyone's like, well, it's not a big coup. Right. Like, if we're seeing you every night like flirt with some 18 year old boy who's trying to sing on ABC or Fox or whatever it is is it that's what I'm saying like it should be special right that you want to go
Starting point is 00:56:41 see her so then she falls in love with the Canadian former prime minister what do you think of about that relationship too fast everybody could jump to he he's recently divorced I believe and she was I mean that yeah Orlando Bloom thing was not that long ago all sudden he's right back and they have a kid right yeah they had one or two I I'm sure. And then, yeah, and then she was trying to steal the home from the nuns, which she did not succeed. Yeah, that was another one. But she did get the home from the old vet in Santa Monica or Santa Barbara.
Starting point is 00:57:10 Yeah. So that didn't help either. I mean, that old vet must have a pretty nice house if Katie Perry's going after it. You know what I mean? Like, what kind of house is this? It can't be some shithole. His daughter-in-law, was a former real housewife of Dallas. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:24 So I think it was really nice. But there is now a Katie called the Katie Perry Law. I saw that. In effect where, you know, I mean, every time we're driving around any place in Los Angeles and you just see like that old, that older dilapidated house, I'm like, how many visits is that old lady getting from a realtor every day? Hi, Betty, Betty, hi. Right.
Starting point is 00:57:46 Janice from Polo Baker again. I just wanted to see, my son's here to help with some Christmas lights or, or you could sell it and never have to put on Christmas lights again. Yeah, let's go. So I think something. thing happened where no one was visiting him. Yeah. And maybe, you know, and then someone said, hey, we'll do this deal.
Starting point is 00:58:07 This is an appropriate price. And maybe it was an appropriate price. Right. But then he was like, wait, I don't want to sell. So that's what happened. So in essence, it was her representatives that did all that. So, you know, but it didn't help that she also tried to take the home from the nuts. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:25 Anyway, I wish her the best. Good luck with this guy, you know, or a Canadian. and boyfriend. Yeah, if you have a relative sitting on a coveted, big property in a nice area of L.A., but maybe it's a little old of her house. Yeah. Yeah. Much out for Katie Pet.
Starting point is 00:58:42 Yeah. Coming by. Yeah. California girls. Okay. And then finally, our girl, Taylor, did get engaged. And he, and now his team, you know. Isn't doing well.
Starting point is 00:58:55 No, they're out of the playoffs. They make the playoffs. and then Holmes just tore his ACL. I mean, they have maybe the worst season they've had in 10 years. So do you think this is the end? Oh, he doesn't come back. He's definitely not coming back. He's out of football as soon as this season.
Starting point is 00:59:09 He can't wait for the season to be over. Really? Yeah, they're done. Do you think that's a bummer, like, that he just didn't end it? Because they won last year, right? Yes. No, not last year, but the year before. But do you think that's a regret?
Starting point is 00:59:22 Like, do you think as a football fan, like, should I leave on top? Like when I add, now that I'm out an athlete. Right. And I play pickleball. Pickleball, yes. Pickleball goes to six. Sometimes around 535, I've won a game. Oh, you mean you play till six?
Starting point is 00:59:41 Right. Yeah, like 6 p.m. People like, would you like to play again? And now I'm like, I think I should leave on top. Oh, really? I won a game. Yeah. I won my game.
Starting point is 00:59:52 And like, why keep going? Why just, like, feel like I did well. When I see people play pickleball, ball. I see it, you know, around town. Is that something else or is it easy as that? It is. I thought they were practicing for pickleball and someone told me, no, that's actually the pickle ball. Them hitting a little plastic ball from a foot away from the other person. I am telling you, it is easy. I'm an extremely unathletic person. Okay. It is easy. So that's why people are into it. But you got to play with people at your level. Otherwise, it's not easy. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:24 You know, there are people that are so fucking good. You won't be able to return. one ball. Right. So that's why you kind of get up people. But once you go, you're like, oh my God. Like I can keep a rally, which, you know, with tennis, it can take years for you to like get to play a rally. So, and then it's unique, you really kind of, you can play with one person, you really
Starting point is 01:00:44 kind of need four. And. So on that small court, there's two on each side? Yeah. So you're really not doing much. I don't know that I, like, losing any weight. Yeah. Or building like a calf muscle.
Starting point is 01:00:57 I'm going to probably know But I do think it gets you outside It's fun And really what it's good for As we get older Yeah It's like they said there's three things That really help keep your mind sharp
Starting point is 01:01:10 Exercise wise One is Walking or running While you listen to something So that is really good for podcasts I do it Yeah listen to the podcast Not music
Starting point is 01:01:22 Actually listening to like a book or something Oh okay While you're walking will like keep dementia away and then pickleball and golf are both really good yeah and you know they're not too hard on your but though people say there's a lot of injuries in pickleball I I did get hurt the other day um but I try not I don't I don't try to go for balls or anything I'm like who cares but no it's it's just like fun and that's where I made that's where I made my two friends yeah the Canadian and the other one yeah yeah okay Canadian the like yeah former uh
Starting point is 01:01:55 She does music, but she also's like an interior designer. And she's like, cool and like everybody's had kids the same age and like whatever. So anyway, with Taylor, when is the wedding happening? Do we know yet? I mean, I've heard the mixed things. You know, it's going to be in Delaware, I believe, where she has that house. And that's all I know of it, you know. I will never.
Starting point is 01:02:18 And I'm going to get the Swifties after me. They're going to kill me right now. Don't you. Don't do it. No. I just don't understand her hair color. Okay, like what's... It's just, it's the epitome of what my mom would say
Starting point is 01:02:30 It's like a mousy brown. Yeah. I don't understand why it's not like a deeper brown or high or more blonde The bangs are weird, but that's her thing. I think she's got a really pretty face. Yeah, she's good. I just will never Understand that hair color. Yeah, I mean she but it's I guess it's unique to her because nobody else would ever choose it. Yeah. I mean, it's no fighting her. She's the biggest star in the world. I'm just like whatever she's just like whatever she's she's doing that's right but it's not for me i don't think it's for me like i the music and everything i sometimes i try and i'm like this is the one we're going insane yeah but but i would imagine if you're a 15 year old girl it means everything you know you know but i'll let him have it but it all come down to the podcast because she said you know she finally agreed to go on his podcast and then she got the ring yeah he was holding out she knew she finally got it either he said it
Starting point is 01:03:21 or she figured out and she's like if i don't go on this podcast i'm never getting engaged and right after she did it sure enough she went to the backyard and got her fucking diamond yeah and podcasts you know can cause a lot of problems and to bring back i don't know if you saw this but this one friend of nick um reiner you know with the whole rob riner thing he had a podcast about an addiction he went on and he used to have nick on a lot yeah and they were friends and then the podcast host you know did whatever Everybody wants, oh, my God, can I get a better guest out of my friend? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:04:00 His dad is the biggest writer-director person. So then he said, hey, do you think for my whatever, for a hundredth episode? Yeah. Would you ask your dad if he would come and be a guest on my podcast? And that made Nick never talk to him again. Oh, really? Because it was, again, I'm the guest on this show. And now you're trying to like get my dad.
Starting point is 01:04:24 and it must have made him feel like I'm not important to you and it's like no you're important to me but like how cool it would be since we're friends if I get your dad off that would be fucking amazing could you ask him for me and it's always like
Starting point is 01:04:37 I mean I even remember like there was a scene in real houses of Beverly Hills years ago where Camille was married to Kelsey Grammer and she got so mad at Kyle because she thought that Kyle said something like people only want you around because of Kelsey
Starting point is 01:04:52 and it's like what Yeah. You know, like it's, it's when your dad or your husband, it's such a famous person. Yeah. And if you're not, you find the resentment and it's like he just, that was it. And it's like, please don't, please don't befriend someone and make them feel that you're, they want to be on the podcast. And then go, who I really want is. Sometimes after like one of my real shitty shows that I do all over the country, you know, play some bar or something.
Starting point is 01:05:21 And afterwards, the owner will go, hey, did you have. fun time. I'm like, yeah, it was nice. Thank you so much. Do you think Heather would do this? And I always go, let me just stop you there. No fucking way. Does that happen? Nothing against you or your establishment, but that's just not happening. So I have to deal with it sometimes too. Well, I'm glad that you take it with a joke. And I saved you from having thank you. The Sydney Sweetie Jean ads had the biggest year. I think if you had to pick somebody who had the biggest year, it was her. I think she should get woman of the year,
Starting point is 01:05:55 but I think they're going to make an AI person. You know, they already did. Time magazine made it some AI, like the people who created AI or something. Oh, okay. Whatever. Yeah,
Starting point is 01:06:04 but I mean, this girl. Sidney Sweeney. She made the mistake. I said she made the mistake of going, ugly, uh, uglying herself up for that boxing movie too soon and it bombed.
Starting point is 01:06:16 She said like three bombs in a row, but nobody seems to care about that. No. Because now she's just become the girl who we want to look good on the red carpet. So it's not even about the movie. And she looked phenomenal last night. She had like a Marilyn Monroe, Titties be Titting. Oh, she's, she's giving it people. She's got, I got the tits and I'll show you the tits. Like she's not, I'm not hiding needs. And actually the movie that she's in based on a book, which I've not read, something about, you know, nannies and fucking and
Starting point is 01:06:46 cheating and murder. I mean, I don't know what it is. I read an okay review. It said it's my kind of film. Amanda Seafree. And I think, yeah, I think, yeah, I think, I want to go and see it. Hopefully, like with my sister at like a fancy movie theater. And that would be the one thing I will go see in a movie theater, possibly this holiday season. The lay down movie theater. The lay down with the bartenders.
Starting point is 01:07:07 Yeah. I have, I had a thing. I flowed Delta one. You ever play Delta one? Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, you have a full laydown now? Yeah, the full laydowns.
Starting point is 01:07:18 Oh, you've got it. And I flew it to New York. Lovely. It's the greatest. Anyway, so I'm like, but it's weird. If you do it overnight, it works because you got to sleep. But if you just got up and it's like an 8 a.m. flight, like, what do I lie back down? But anyway, you feel like you have to.
Starting point is 01:07:32 You have to. Yeah, I totally agree. Yeah, you have. I eat every single thing. Of course. I remember one time I was on a flight next. And it was Whitney Cummings and I was years ago. And she was like some, she was having some strict diet, whatever.
Starting point is 01:07:45 She turned down every free food. I was like, I will have every nut. Yeah. Ice cream Sunday. Uh-huh. I don't care if I just. And I might have just had a huge breakfast in the lounge. I did this.
Starting point is 01:07:57 So anyway, at the very end, they give you a little tiny chocolate. Thank you. And the woman for whatever reason, she was busy, she went by me with the chocolate. And I was going to get, I thank God I didn't. I was going to complain. Like, excuse me, where's my chocolate? Like, I needed the tiny piece of, anyway. Right, but it was included.
Starting point is 01:08:17 I know. I wanted everything. Wait, is it such a fancy first class where it had like the menu written out? Yes, the men you're written out, and then, of course, the bed lies completely down. So you have to, you can't sit straight up because you have the ability to lie down. You're going to lie down. It's noon on a Wednesday, but you've got to lie down. So anyway, I'm lying down.
Starting point is 01:08:38 And I figure when you're dead lying down straight, I figure this is kind of like, this is your signal to tell the flight attendant, don't talk to me. I'm resting. Yeah. But they still talk to you. And like, and I thought it was so weird. I felt like I was like, would you like a chocolate you cook? I'm like, sure.
Starting point is 01:08:56 And I'm like reaching up and grabbing like I'm a toddler. And I was like, I don't know. I feel like we shouldn't be heading each other food while I'm lying down. Also, I do that. No, I do that too. And then also like I want so many drinks. Like I'm like, can I have an ice water and a Diet Coke and I'll have a shardinay? And so then my drinks are like all in the middle where the guy is like, what is this girl doing?
Starting point is 01:09:19 Like I'm just like. I know. You just got to take full advantage. of it because you never know what it's all going to go away anyway back to said you I think you said you want to see her movie I want to see her movie yeah but I guess do you think her what did you think of the jeans thing oh I mean she handled it correctly yes I think she handled it exactly how you should have handled it she she nailed it you just can't win and you just have to be like yeah when she said that that woman like if if I have something I want to talk about you'll
Starting point is 01:09:47 hear about it yeah I'm not talking about that right I mean you got to shut it down I think the genes had was great. Yeah. I don't think she was. I honestly, until people started talking about it, I didn't even understand what the controversy was. I get it now. Right.
Starting point is 01:10:01 And then it was like something about genetics. And I'm like, well, she's obviously, some people are just genetically blessed. I mean, she's one of them. Like, get over it. I mean, some people, I wish I had the time in my life to be mad. I think sometimes people just go,
Starting point is 01:10:14 there's this new thing called the, oh my God, what is it called? The Bean Theory that people are talking about. And it's like something bean theory. And it's because people are like finally reacting to like the comments of something where someone did a recipe and they're like, I'm going to tell you my favorite bean dip or something. And people were like, what if I don't like beans? And they're like, why if it's not for you?
Starting point is 01:10:39 Like why do you have to? Not everything has to be for you. And it's like this weird entitlement in the comments of like finally people are like, no. Just move on. don't need to say what is going yeah what you don't like about the bean dip like just move on it's the same thing it's like you analyze this thing too far down yeah to get angry about it when it was just a it was a little mocking of a brook shill's calvin klein i know and jeans are blue yeah they're called blue jeans that was fucking it yeah i don't i don't think i've ever seen sidney like act i don't think i've ever seen i mean i feel like i see her every single day really got her started in euphoria. Yeah, I knew that, but I can never watch that. I don't want to watch a bunch of 14-year-olds, you know,
Starting point is 01:11:23 rubbing on each other. It's not what it is. It's like sexual. It's very sexual, right? And drug addict and sexual. It was and it was like disturbing, but then, but it was juicy and it was good. And then also she would play like the bitchy daughter in the first season of Lotus, which was good.
Starting point is 01:11:40 Oh, yeah. So now we're going to talk about the wicked love. I did make a mistake this year in which I made a topic out of something that wasn't real which they I thought that they had announced Arna Grande and Cynthia that they were in a semi-demi It was like an onion on a course
Starting point is 01:12:03 Yes and not in binary whatever relationship But I really thought it was real and I still was like Yeah it sounds like they're not sexual But they were more than friends Which I do think that they are Yeah like there's something more here that like is just you know um anyway i think they're just too quirky people you know i feel like that ariana grande i don't know what's going on over there but
Starting point is 01:12:28 you know i mean she's doing she's in like meet the parent and they're making a new meet the parents and she's going to be the daughter in it so i feel like she can do and then she just hopes that that would be the best yeah yeah that's what's going to you know what that's going to be the new meet the parents because the original meet the parents no no meet the parents i was thinking guess who's coming home for no no okay guess who's coming to dinner was sydney 48 was a white girl brings a black man yeah home for dinner right and then they've done a version of that where it's like a black family brings the white guy home for dinner like over the years guess who's coming on for dinner that's what i was thinking but meet the parents was the really funny movie with ben stiller yeah
Starting point is 01:13:09 and Robert De Niro. So then it'll be like a, it'll just be like a whole other version of younger people going through it. Anyway, she's in that, which I mean,
Starting point is 01:13:18 when she does like, I mean, she can't be funny. I've seen her like do characters and stuff on Jimmy Fallon. Yeah. But yeah,
Starting point is 01:13:24 she can. The person that she is in, on red carpets and stuff, I don't even know what that. Like, it's just very strange. Yeah, that was also a conspiracy theory
Starting point is 01:13:34 that they like, um, you know, there was something about the dramatic weight loss of like, starving themselves on this set or whatever. I'm just glad it's over. Wicked?
Starting point is 01:13:45 Yeah, and I feel like people didn't really talk about the second installment as much. Because it happened too quick after the first one. I don't know which one was which. Well, people were outside that didn't get nominated for a Golden Globe or something, but that I heard the snub was a snub. Yeah, like I did any hit songs come from that. Not that I know of, but, you know, once again, not my world. What about the Riyadh Comedy Festival?
Starting point is 01:14:06 Do you think it's going to happen again next year and who's going to participate? everybody yeah what what now it's over now it's over and everybody has a fine career and they all made two million dollars yeah like do you think the people that turned it down no because they gain anything from it besides a couple Twitter followers well the one guy who their self-respect yeah yeah who famously turned it down was uh Shane Gillis right and he's doing fine you know yeah sold out like a football stadium in Philadelphia so yeah you make it up in other ways and he I you know You know, when you're that funny and talented, you're not going to run out of opportunities. So it's like you'll keep continuing to grow and be funny.
Starting point is 01:14:49 Right. But then the thing is, and I talked about this at the time, well, now that you've turned it down, will you ever be asked back? Or will they want you to do it since you turn it down? Because in that culture, it's like the ultimate like kissing of the ring. Yeah. We'll see. I mean, I don't know. I don't know if it did what they wanted it to do.
Starting point is 01:15:07 You know, they wanted it to make Saudi Arabia seem like we're progressive and we're coming around. And I don't know if it worked, they'll do it again. But if not, who cares. All right. What do you think about the whole six, seven thing? Oh, don't even get me started. My daughter, for a minute, we were on it. Six seven.
Starting point is 01:15:26 Six seven. Yeah. I don't even know what, but whatever, we live in the day. It was from a song. But then I heard it wasn't. It wasn't. Then there was some kid who did it on TikTok. and I don't yeah it's initially from a song I mean we used left we our thing was 69 and that
Starting point is 01:15:41 was a bad thing yeah but 69 was a sexual position I know so I'm saying these kids like we all complained that these kids are like all fucked up in advance they're like they're just laughing about two numbers like what became what came after eight six seven or whatever did you see that what was that thing that what was that thing like eight eight six and six eight seven yes yeah yeah yeah it's my daughter's favorite joke by the anyway they did you see that in and out just took off said they're not going to have six seven anymore when they're calling out your number oh because the kids were going crazy they were like wait in the in and outs for them to say six seven and they would go crazy and jump up and down and they were viruling it all over yeah whatever so now in and out has
Starting point is 01:16:25 decided they're taking six seven out I'm actually sad about that because I thought that was such good clean fun yeah like reminding me of like the 1950s when people would go to the diner there's all these kids at the in and out excited for that dorky moment like yeah it's like the dorky moment they did in that movie that uh one the movie that was out this year too where they said something about uh it was a movie with jack black and about a video game or something yeah and they all jumped up and down in the theater when they said chicken jockey you know chicken chicken oh a little 14 yeah for the clean fun like that at least they're not yeah you know i saw this one video where this guy has like his two or three year old daughter and he goes my daughter's so
Starting point is 01:17:02 hip or whatever and he takes the carry pans over and she goes six seven and it's jesus like this there's a poster of jesus like in their house and she's like six seven instead of thinking it was jesus yeah so anyway i don't you know it's wild six seven i don't get it but it's not for me once again this door-dash driver was arrested for pepper spraying a customer's food she said she was spraying like something was approaching her i mean it's But then she still dropped off the food Yeah, she put the food down I watched the video
Starting point is 01:17:36 She put the food down And then she sprays like In the general direction of the food She's spraying it on it And she's saying their cat Was coming toward her or something Look kind of how scary as a cat But like when a Dordish person
Starting point is 01:17:50 Does something weird It's like well of course They're fucking You know what I mean Like who do you think's delivered Doordish The fucking president of Google There are obviously oddballs
Starting point is 01:18:00 You know Not to say So I know some people have to make a buck and I'm not shitting on that but I mean there's an outside chance it might be a little strange I am like I don't even know that I I don't even have the app I don't I have to ask somebody to do it for me I don't even know how to do it it is shocking I don't I'm always like it's doesn't ever taste as good because it traveled and it's so expensive right with like tip and if you want to get that faster you could put more on it could cost like $40 for you know just
Starting point is 01:18:30 one hamburger. Wow. What do you think about Beyonce, how people were all, that was another thing where people all realized all the times that people would get awards and then have to thank her and what that conspiracy theory was.
Starting point is 01:18:48 Oh, yeah. You know, how scary like the Illuminati was that they had to thank her over and over again. Yeah. What do you think? Do you think that was a real thing or not? I don't know. I mean, yeah. Is the Illuminati a real thing?
Starting point is 01:19:00 and who do you I'd like to be in it I mean what do you have to where do you go what do you have to do I you haven't been asked yet no definitely not
Starting point is 01:19:12 I don't I don't think there's a real Illuminati per se yeah I think there's something where whatever it is whether it's Diddy or why it's it or something where you
Starting point is 01:19:26 as you rise you might have done you end up doing something that you are not proud of to get to the next level. Right. And maybe people somehow know about it. But I don't ever think there's, the thing about a conspiracy is like, whenever I'm like, I don't think that would work because if it's more than like two or three people, I don't believe that you can like keep a secret for like 40 years.
Starting point is 01:19:51 Right. Like I don't believe that you could. So I'm like, so I don't think there's a group that's all meeting. What do you think about when they say there's tunnels all over? under L.A. Well, is that, I mean, wouldn't we know that as a fact or not? Yes, I believe. I mean, I, I'm the worst person to ask this because I think, I don't believe in any
Starting point is 01:20:12 conspiracy theories. I feel like everything just happened. But that's, I know that's also an A. But we don't know for a fact if there's tunnels all under L.A. Well, there are tunnels. I've heard that. Like, there are different tunnels. That you could drive in?
Starting point is 01:20:24 Not driving. That only celebrities can drive in. No, no. No, I think that's crazy. But I think there were tunnels. I believe Charlie Chaplin had made a series of tunnels or Houdini, one of them, just so he could walk to like a certain bar. Oh, in Los Angeles.
Starting point is 01:20:42 Yes. Like there's a, he has a house on Laurel Canyon, Houdini. And apparently there's a tunnel from that to like Sunset Boulevard so he could walk to Oh, well, then that makes sense. I had heard things like that. Isn't it sad that the old stars had to build a tunnel and the new stars are like calling paparazzi and live streaming their walk down to the I mean it is like we're such a thirstier generation it's so weird what has happened to celebrity because like even Rob Reiner yeah you know
Starting point is 01:21:12 the people who are like this is the most devastating news he was the greatest we all love these movies and then there's those us those people and then there's a whole other 21 year old and below who have no idea who Rob Reiner is right and they would they never would they would never see any of his movies they wouldn't see all in the family and so for them like there's like celebrity now is just I see you more I see your face more on my phone so therefore you're a celebrity right you know what I mean which is yeah only going to get worse that's it right but like throughout life I always remember my parents like talking like I remember Carl Malden or that actress was like at a restaurant and their parents were freaking out and so
Starting point is 01:21:59 they made me the youngest one go over and get the autograph like looking at his like bulbous nose yeah why am i asking and then they're like hather got they they they were so excited about it like you know like we had the napkin with the guy's name on it and i was just like and we were at a party a couple of days ago and my i've never seen my wife react to any like she could give it she could care less about any celebrity or show business and she was like freaking out about this guy at this party and I said who I didn't even know who that is she goes he's got an Instagram where he does like funny things about zodiac signs oh I know that guy yeah and she was just like you would have thought she had seen like Clint Eastwood I'm like that's that's what we're freaking out about
Starting point is 01:22:50 she goes it's the funniest thing she like went up and talk I mean she was starstruck okay he's blonde right kind of blonde yeah and no he he does this thing where it he does like people's signs horoscope's reactions like if you're a jemini this is the way you react yeah this is how you this is how you'd react on christmas morning right whatever and it's very funny and i as a gemini i feel like he's dead on like really yeah also a jemini yes yes so then yes you would realize like like yeah it's a lot of just like okay you know you know where they forget and then you know somebody else the vergo who is the more like uh it seems like it seems like virgo people are a lot more like either really anal or whatever their thing is
Starting point is 01:23:35 but he does something and he never gets old like it's very and it seems to be dead on we couldn't believe he was in the room see isn't that great though that guy didn't have to screw anybody or you know yeah yeah whatever like the illuminati's going to have to be something different now they're just going to have to k-pop k-pop demon hunters was the biggest thing obviously you played a role in their success we had to have it in our lives we had a lot of it but as your Halloween outfit they might it it came and went pretty quickly in our house I think my daughter now is like get you we're done with it and I'm like and then having the sequel they just announced a sequel like in 2029 they're all nobody's gonna remember back then you know
Starting point is 01:24:17 well they have to either get a whole new audience the same thing with the booboo went away I have Lubbubu right here. Yeah. Did your daughter ever get a Lubbubu? Yes, we got many. Okay. We have like four, but I think we got like counterfeit ones, you know. They were not really like, we didn't go like waiting line.
Starting point is 01:24:32 I thought it was so weird when like people like rich women were like putting them on their like $50,000. Yeah. Arme bags. I'm like so glad there's so many things like I've never, I never bought a cabbage patch doll. I never bought a baby baby. Yeah. I even, I had friends that were into that.
Starting point is 01:24:50 My mom was never like a collector. She was never, like, obsessed with, like, label-y things. Yeah, good. Like, if she got a designer bag, somebody gave it to her as a gift for, like, a closing of a, you know, she just wasn't that person. Yeah, I was ever a collector, like, where I thought it was going to be worse something someday, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:25:08 Like, I was just, throw it out. Yeah. Whenever something we would say, what's your hobby? And I was always like, isn't that, like, collecting coins? I never understood when someone was like, what do you like to do in your free time? I'm like, it was always watch TV and eat.
Starting point is 01:25:23 What does anyone else do in their free time? That's the same way I am. I stare at the wall. I get my bird journal out. I know. I wish I had something. I really do. I really do.
Starting point is 01:25:37 Chris, what a great year we've had. How do you feel your year was all and all? I think it was wonderful. Me too. You know, the biggest change for me was just leaving my house of 19 years. I know. I enjoyed that whole process. And so that all was great.
Starting point is 01:25:57 Yeah, that was probably the biggest thing that the year was just really fun. I mean, shows were good. Yeah. Podcasts were good. I didn't go on any, like, major trip or anything because that was the year before. But you're going to be doing that now
Starting point is 01:26:11 because you think time is, time is. I mean, I have to. I mean, I don't know what I'm going to do it. I have to plan. I mean, it's hard to do it with working full time doing. I see this thing, I keep getting these emails for Ritz Carlton, you know, the fancy hotels. They actually have a yacht.
Starting point is 01:26:26 That's, I've been talking about it too. That looks so nice. Okay, I've been manifesting and I've been telling everybody, listen, Chris and I are interested. I, that's the only kind of yacht thing I would want to do. It's like 200 people. Yes. And if you also, you know, yeah, I just think then that's the way. Because everyone says that is the way to, like, see the most things in Europe.
Starting point is 01:26:47 Yeah. But I just want to be on the right. well the ritz carlton one look it up it looks pretty nice you could do several different ones and i think that's going to be my my and then i'm i'm done with life yeah with life then i'm going to jump off at the end to the ocean swim away very nice yes where are you going to be chris portland portland portland that's a great car i love it up there that's january 14th january 14th january 15th the brand new comedy club in seattle the emerald city uh comedy club in seattle brand new just over here i know Emerald city yeah yeah yeah I think you call Seattle the
Starting point is 01:27:22 Emerald City I'm not sure why but oh and New Year's Eve I'm at La Jolla comedy store New Year's Eve in La Jolla California I know perfect place and then comedy connection in Rhode Island coming back to Rhode Island comedy connection on the 22nd of January and then Roar comedy club in Springfield Massachusetts on the 23rd and 24th of January Frenchola dot fun has everything I have a podcast called cover to cover go listen to that yes And so you have a pretty full January, but not crazy. So that's good. I think I can't do much crazy anymore.
Starting point is 01:27:56 I think it's time that you think be a little more selective on your weekends. I know, but it's hard to say no, you know? Sometimes you're like, I don't know. And it is nice to get out of the house. You know what I mean? No, I totally get it. Yeah. But I think those places selling good choices.
Starting point is 01:28:11 Yeah, they're good choices. Yeah. I feel like I'm making wiser choices. Finally. I know. This point in your life. I know. I'm not doing like.
Starting point is 01:28:17 I really took this long. Oh. I told it's so my agent's like, what about this place? I'm like, no, we're not doing that anymore. He can't understand why. Yeah. He's like, why not? I'm like, because it's a shithole city.
Starting point is 01:28:30 I'm not, you know, everything about it's awful. Yeah, you need to be in the nice places. And for Angela dot fun, that's it. Check him out. He has a fabulous Patreon as well. Patreon. I have a Instagram. Come over to Instagram.
Starting point is 01:28:44 Oh, his stuff on Instagram, especially his stories and stuff. I try. really funny they in their their fashion forward I was doing I'm I'm in New York I was doing an outfit of the day I old TD they tell me to write I you do dress well so I know that you're missing out on a whole thing I think you should be like an an older male influencer I that talks about how you put outfits together how do you know what a capsule a wardrobe is no that's what would say where you just like You just have all these items that are like solid that work together.
Starting point is 01:29:21 Okay. You don't have to think about it. Yeah. And you get rid of all everything else. So it's like if you have a hard time putting outfits together, these women or men will tell you these are the items you need. I agree with that. You need this kind of jacket, this kind of blade.
Starting point is 01:29:35 Yeah. These essentials. And then everything works and you'll always look like a classy person. I totally agree with that. I also believe that New York City does bring out your fashion sense. Oh, totally. Oh, totally. Because you're out walking the street.
Starting point is 01:29:47 So like in L.A., you're like, I don't care. I'm walking out. I'm getting a car and I go to, you know, wherever I go. But in New York, you're like, oh, I got to put this together. So it leaned in more to my OOTD. Outfit of the day? Is that what I'm going? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:30:02 Stasi Schroeder created that saying. She did? Yeah, isn't that amazing? Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, she like came up with that. And like, yeah. Is she back? What happened to her?
Starting point is 01:30:11 Yeah, no, she's doing good. She's got her own show coming out on Hulu, like a kind of docu series. She just hosted the, um, Secret Lives of Mormon Wives Reunion. I did an episode of Lights Out with David Spade with her, and she was lovely. Yeah, she's funny. She's good.
Starting point is 01:30:26 Yeah, she was nice. All right, you guys. Thank you. Of course for me, it's Heathermanjellon.net. Check out my Patreon. I'll be dropping extra episodes this weekend and throughout the holidays. Thank you. Bye.

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