Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Chris Franjola, Aaron Rodgers, Aliens and Jamie Foxx

Episode Date: December 19, 2024

Chris Franjola is here and I think we figured out the mystery drones in New Jersey. Why did the Jackass production guys throw a glass at Jamie Foxx? My infamous stand-up comedy fainting video is making the rounds again. Why does Aaron Rodgers have a documentary? Is Jim Carrey broke or bored? Sitcoms are getting reboots and nepo babies are okay by us. So funny! Enjoy!  • Get on your OUAI to save for the holiday. Go to https://TheOuai.com for 15% off sitewide and enter promo code JUICY. • Help your family members share and capture their stories this holiday season with StoryWorth. Go to https://StoryWorth.com/juicy today and save $10 on your first purchase! • Save big during SONO BELLO'S FRIENDS AND FAMILY - HOLIDAY SAVINGS EVENT. Schedule your FREE consultation now at HTTPS://SONOBELLO.COM/JUICY  • Start your free online visit today at https://forhers.com/JUICYSCOOP for your personalized weight loss treatment options! Hers Weight Loss is not available everywhere. Compounded products are not FDA-approved or verified for safety, effectiveness, or quality. Prescription required. Restrictions apply Stand Up Tickets and info: https://heathermcdonald.net/ Subscribe to Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald on iTunes, the podcast app, and get extra juice on Patreon: https://bit.ly/JuicyScoopPodApple  https://www.patreon.com/juicyscoop  Shop Juicy Scoop Merch: https://juicyscoopshop.com  Follow Me on Social Media: Instagram: https://www/instagram.com/heathermcdonald  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@heathermcdonald  Twitter: https://twitter.com/HeatherMcDonald Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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So do that now, and now for the best show ever. Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. As promised, your favorite blue-eyed father, married man of the people, star of Cover to Cover podcast, we have Chris Frangiola here, hello. Thank you, very excited to be back. Great.

Is this okay, leaving everything here? Yes. Yeah, okay, good to be back. How are you? Happy holidays! Happy holidays! Christmas extravaganza. It's a busy time, but a fun time.

Yeah. And kids are home. Kids both, they're home. Yes. They're done with the school for the season. Yes, and I just started cooking homemade meals now that they're grown. Oh.

I made my first, this is so embarrassing. I have never made meatballs before. Okay. As a mother. Yeah. I've been a mother for 25 years. How'd they come out? Oh my God, so good. I've just always been busy or,

I felt like my food was being criticized for a lot of years by these men. Anyway, two of the men were gone and I decided the one that's very happy to always eat, Brandon, was there. And I said, I'm going to really do this. And it was delicious. And so that's my thing for 2025. Meals.

I am going to actually like use my oven. I'm going to cook during the holidays when we're in La Quinta with the Goldsteins. And yeah, so bring me your recipes. Sure, okay. Here you go. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll bring them over. Yeah. I feel like you particularly, anybody that wants to. And then we were talking about things you're watching and you said you watched a movie on Netflix.

Last night. I never sit down to watch a movie. So last night I've been hearing about this movie called Carry On. Yes. It's like, die hard, they Carry On. It's like Die Hard they keep saying. It's like Die Hard. Christmas, Terrorist, Christmas, Jason Bateman.

So I was like, well, how can you miss? I mean, everyone loves Die Hard, Christmas. Man, I don't know if it's, it was the worst thing I've ever seen. It was so, first of all, the star is that, he was Elton John in the movie Elton John. Wait, what? Oh, the guy who played,

the guy who played, the guy who played Elton John. Okay, yes, yes, yes. And he's in a bunch of other stuff. Taran Edgington, I think his name is. Anyway, he was just wrong for it. Weird. He can make a weird face.

Weird. Because he's got, this guy's in his ear the whole time. Bateman's like in his ear telling him what to do. He's a TSA agent. And that was the other thing. That's who you choose to help. TSA agents look like, oh, thank God these guys are here to save the day. Have you ever gone to an airport? They can't pull their pants up. Oh, so. Okay, so we started that one. Yeah. Because I was like, you know what?

We have the tree up. Let's actually like knock on our rooms and watch our phones. Let's like watch a movie while the tree is up. So we started with Carry On and that's when I said. When did you lose at our carry on? Oh, within the first two minutes. And then we went to something that was way more Heather, which was Megan Fox as a AI robot nanny. Oh, really?

I should have watched that. I liked it. Megan Fox? It was cheesy. Yeah, it was cheesy. I liked it. Yeah. But it was good. Like that kept my interest and we had fun and Brett and I made fun of it, but in a way that it kept our interest

because it's like she's attractive and it's so stupid, but like good. I also, then I also watched the, it ends with us another movie. I'm just starting to watch movies and that was, so. Oh, that's what there was issues on the set, right? Yes, yes. Yeah, okay. So that's what we're doing now is just watching Netflix.

So then last night. Right. Well, let me get to the topics because I'll get to the topics of what caused me to watch something last night. So we need to talk, Chris, about the latest on the drones. The drones. So this just hit 27 minutes ago.

Oh, this is the latest news. But based on what you hear this, you can be sitting next to an alien. I don't know, as I'm reporting this right now, there's nothing like doing the show and then people are like, you're wrong. No, I'm not wrong. Something happened between when I recorded it

and when you're watching it. Yeah, we're recording this on a Tuesday. This isn't live. Something happened. TV, yeah. They're saying now that the New York, a New Jersey mayor said that the troubling drone sightings over the state may be linked to missing radioactive material,

which was one of the theories I did discuss. Although federal officials say the amount poses no serious threat either way. Go on with your fun Christmas self. Nothing to look at here, but we need to shut down TikTok. Which the only reason we even know about this is because of TikTok. Like I wouldn't know what was going on in New Jersey

for like the last two weeks. So I've said all my theories on this show. Are you nervous? Are you scared? What do you think? Well, I guess I should start concerning myself about it now, because in the early days, you know, when I first started hearing about a few weeks ago, I'm like, I see drones flying all the time. Like, is that something that's crazy? You know, they're flying over the beach and stuff. It's nothing new.

But now people seem to be getting concerned, so I'm concerned. Yeah, and I, this is what I do think, they are ours. I do think something happened where someone fucked up. And they're worried that whatever is in that part of the country, you know, they're worried. Let's see how bad the radioactivity is. Like do we have to clear it?

Like how bad is it? Hopefully it's not. But they're saying there could be something radioactive in the soil or something and these drones are taking photos? Is that what they're saying? Yeah, like they're trying to like detect, like the drones would detect if it's like, oh, it's right here and we can go extract it or something. Oh, so the drones can detect radioactivity?

Yeah, and they're like checking. The other theory too is, I just read somewhere, Elon Musk's brother has a big drone company. And Elon Musk has not spoken about this, the most active person on Twitter about everything. He's not concerned about the drones, not talking about the drones, that's suspicious. The other thing-

So the brother would do these because he wants to sell more drones or? The brother, somehow. These are just things that I am seeing, you guys. I am not- What is the most out there? The one- The out there is that it's the aliens.

Aliens. And the other out there is that it's angels. That the plasma things that are like the orbs are actual angels. Angel, now that's a nice one for Christmas. Yeah, Christians are saying, why does everyone just jump to aliens? Like if you look in proverb whatever,

they describe what the angels look like and they're like round circular orbs. Really? Yes. I haven't heard the angel one. And then the other one I saw, which again, everything could be fake, was someone filming an orb

and it gave like two little baby orbs came out of it. So what's the shit? I don't know. I don't know if they're angels. And then the other thing is that they're- The angels took a shit on New Jersey? Well, who hasn't, honestly? But it's also like the plasma thing.

Then this other woman gave kind of, I found her, she said she asked like chat GPT, is that what it is? Jeff chat. Yeah. That where, where are the plasma headquarters or whatever, whatever this plasma is. Okay. I don't really get what it is, but the plasma has something to do. The plasma has something to do with the orbs slash aliens slash we don't

know. So it's just, it's all very weird that they're just not telling and they're just like, don't, we're not worried. And like, you know, then Trump said, no, the government does know. And, but then he's like, but isn't he the government? Well, he's like, I, not yet. And then everyone's like, well, where's Biden and Kamala? And you know, well, Kamala's drinking eggnog laughing somewhere, having a good time. They're both kind of funny. Yeah. And so the and the other thing is, you know, this is, you know, a global experiment to see if we'll freak out and then, you know, become

like the hunger games. I don't know. But but I mean, not to ruin all the fun here, see if we'll freak out and then become like the Hunger Games. I don't know. But I mean, not to ruin all the fun here, but could it be something as simple as somebody flying a drone around taking pictures? Well, there's so many. Yeah. Is that what it is?

And then they're in China too. So some of them. How many are there? Like there's like hundreds at a time. Oh, I don't know. I'm asking. So I've seen everything. Yeah.

And you. But are they giant? Are they small? Because I see little drones. I see big drones. I'm asking. So I've seen everything and you- But are they giant? Are they small? Because they see little drones and they see big drones. No, some, no, they're saying the original thing was that they were, according to the naked eye on your property, they look like a car. Oh.

Like they're that big. Now they're saying they're man done. And they're like, what do you mean? Like a little man sitting like a little man or like a man. Like they're driven inside? This is, it's so many different reports. Are the aliens flying them from the ground or are they inside them? That's what we don't know.

Oh, okay. Like is ET, he's a little man. Wouldn't it be easy to shoot one down? Well, that's what I said, you know, a couple days ago. Like you can't tell me that there's no way to know. They're choosing not to tell us for whatever reason. The other thing is that it's a big company and it's like, they're trying to get us used to, hey, in the next 10 years, we will be driving like individual drone type cars.

I've seen a thing where it's like a one person that they're working on, like a one person like the Jetsons. And you can just drive yourself in the air to get to like Palm Springs. Too cold. And I mean, I was like, do you imagine me to like, I'd be like, Drake, Drake, help me. I'm doing a FaceTime. Hovering seven feet over the ground. Drake, now tell me what to do.

Like we have two Teslas and I've yet to drive them myself because I'm like, I don't want to work an iPad to make a left. Like I'm like, so they're saying, but with the drones soon to be delivering food, will we eventually start to, and they just are getting our brain used to the fact that the sky is not gonna look like there's, like in 10 years from now, we could be like,

you know, you could be like to your daughter, you know, when you were little, we used to be able to see like clouds and stuff in an occasional plane. Oh, so there'd be so many drones in the air. Yeah, like it's the same thing of like, when like horse and carriage, they'd be like, this car thing is never gonna work.

You know, like, or like, no one's, no one's gonna leave the theater to hear a silent movie. Like, you know, I don't know. So it could all just be that. I, you know, I hope it's not anything more nefarious than the government just lying to us until... And they also say it could be China, it could be Iran, could be... So are they going to eventually start shooting missiles? Because if they are, I was in New Jersey last week

doing two shows. I wish they would have started shooting. If they could have done, if you did this two weeks ago, you could have saved me from bananas in New Jersey. Okay, so when you were going to New Jersey, had you heard about the drone stuff yet? It just started hearing it, just very new. So now if you had a show this weekend in New Jersey, would you use this as a reason to say, I don't think it's safe for me to fly to New Jersey

right now, I hope you understand. Because you're not a guy who cancels ever. So that's one of your good more. More now than ever. More now than ever. But yes, that would be a great one to say. There's the times where I'm always excited when I get to the show.

Always. Me too, always. And pretty exciting even once I get to the hotel. It's just getting there and it's always like the packing that like just sends me over the edge. Like I'll be like laying on my bed, scrolling through TikTok and it's like eight o'clock and my flights, I have to leave at five in the morning and it's eight at night.

I'm like, Heather, get off the fucking bed. Right. And pack your bag and da da da. And then there's been, there's times where I'm like, if all of a sudden there was just a text where there was like, oh my God, there was a pipe leak. Like I don't want a fire. I don't want, I don't want anyone to get hurt.

I don't want, you know, but like. The toilet bowls overflowed. Yeah, like it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world. Oh no, it'd be heaven. Yeah, but you don't want it to be an alien invasion. No, no. No, they don't want to ruin people's holidays. Yeah.

Meanwhile. Well, I'm excited to see what, but like you said, I hope it's not something like it was China. I'm bummed that the Real Housewives of New Jersey has been on this long break because I would love to see those women doing like talking about the drones and then we watch it like six months from now.

You know, like a historical thing, like, you know, like her thinking the drones are paparazzi. Like they think like it was actually like TMZ, but it's like, no, no, Teresa, they weren't trying to get a photo of you and Louie making out. It was fucking, yeah. There's more to it than that. Now, they've expanded beyond New Jersey, I've heard.

Oh, they're here too. They've been spotted in New York and now are they? They've said Riverside and some OC. Oh really? Yes. Okay, all right. So we'll see, we'll see. The end is near, okay.

The end is, I mean, compared to a little bit. And what I've always said, as long as we all go together. That's always been your theory, just let's all go together. I wanna just all go together. I don't wanna be left. And we're so not prepared for this. No. Like, I don't even think we've gone to Costco

and gotten like a ton of water lately. I got a ton of paper plates for a party that I had, you know, but my wife had a thing and it was too many. So if anybody needs paper plates, if there are few people- The paper plates are not what you need at the end of the world. All right, well, you get it all fucked up.

Okay, all right. But you really need water. Yes. And you really need a manual can opener and canned food. Canned food, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And it seems to, every time I see a futuristic movie, can opener and canned food. Canned food, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And it seems to, anytime I see a futuristic movie, it seems everyone is wearing shoulder pads. They all, some reason in the future, we all dress like linebackers. Also, somehow in the future, it's all a uniform too. Yeah, like mohawks and, no, when they're like in the desert. Oh, like a Mad Max.

Like a Mad Max. Okay, well also when they do like futuristic movies, everybody's wearing like gray uniforms. Like fashion just goes away. Yeah, fashion goes away. Fashion goes away and everyone has to wear the same outfit. Right, right. Yeah, yeah.

So. That's true, I wonder if that's common. Yeah, I liked wearing a uniform in school. It made life easy. My daughter does. Yeah. Dirty uniform all the time. I'm like, oh.

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Okay, Jay-Z says, Jay-Z's lawyer says Diddy and his relationship was completely professional. Yeah. And yeah, so he's, you know, he's just saying, hey, I never did anything weird, keep me out of this. You know, he's not the only one. There's a lot of people now, this is the new take. The new take is, I don't even know this guy. Did you see Will Smith say it? He was on concert or something.

Oh yes. And he goes on stage and he was like, just so you know, I don't know anything about this guy. Never hung with him, and I think that he's doing this, and of course 50 Cent's always done it. And you know, most of guy. Never hung with him, and I think that he's doing this, and of course 50 Cent's always done it, and you know, most of, and even Jamie Foxx, you know? I don't mess with this guy.

Chris Rock did it in his opening monologue on Saturday Night Live this week. Oh, he did, yeah. Yeah, he did a whole thing about it. But I'm like, okay, so all of you just went to the Hampton White Parties in the early 2000s and no one stayed late. And every person had their two drinks, took their 10 pictures, and were in their beds

by 1215, every single celebrity. Except for like DiCaprio, he had those pictures of him lying on beds and stuff. Right, but again, that's... I know, there's pictures of him like lying on beds and stuff. Right. You know, so. But again, that's. I know, I'm not saying it's anything wrong with it. Right, right.

It's saying, it's like, I just say with all of this, show me the video. And it better be better quality than what people are filming from their backyard at the, let me see the video of actual people. I don't want to see it for myself, but let me know that a legit FBI prosecutor said, we've seen video. It's undeniably this person. Exactly. And the date on the thing shows that it was 2010. And we know from Us Weekly there was a party on 2009. So this was at 3 a.m. on 2000, whatever, or whatever the date, December 9th,

so this was December 10th. Like, that is the only thing that, and then maybe, you know, everybody feels like they don't have anything like that. Maybe it was just like his weird crew that weren't famous that were doing sick shit with him. I don't know. Yeah, I mean, that's what, I feel the same way.

And are they saying that? Are FBI agents saying, we have, we've seen the videos or? Just like they're saying about the drones. They're like, don't worry about it. You'll see, you'll see. But we never got to see with Epstein. So like, you know, but it's, it's oh, but according to now with Jay-Z, the latest I heard, again, heard, meaning I'm reading things, I'm on the TikTok, I'm following these people that cover it, that Jaguar Wright, who is the woman who would always be like,

hmm, Jay-Z knows what he knows. Why do you think he took that plane with Aliyah? And you're like, I don't know, why did he take the plane with Aliyah? So that woman, supposedly, she now is saying my videos, my podcast interviews I did, were edited, and she's taking down all her stuff. So now she's scared because he's like going, might be going for defamation, Jay-Z,

because he came so strong with the last claim of lawsuit naming him with the girl who was allegedly sexually assaulted at 13 by him after the 2000 awards. Yeah, that's the one. But I mean, why wouldn't you if you're a, I don't know if he is or he isn't, but if he isn't, so why wouldn't you sue for defamation? That's pretty defamatory. Yeah. And all, well, because everyone always said,

well, no one's suing her, it must be true. Yeah, oh, got it. And so it's like, well, maybe now he will also, in light of like Trump's suing George, what's his, I can never say his name. Stephanopoulos. Yes. Yeah.

And ABC, like, I think people, you know, are gonna be like, okay, maybe I need to just like come up with something else to talk about on my podcast. I don't know. But I've never said anything, leave me alone. Okay, Jamie Foxx, this is such a weird story. So he did a show on Netflix, which I have not watched.

I heard it's more like a one-man show. That's good. And he gets behind the piano and he does a little thing at the end saying no more white women. And I can say no white women care. We are fine with you saying no more white women. Like it's a joke, it's funny.

No more white women, like he's not gonna date anymore. Yeah, something like that. It's a bit. It's like a bit, it's funny. But of course people were like, if he said that about this person, well, we don't care. Okay, so whatever.

Come on people, lighten up. And so he's singing and stuff, cause you know he played, who is the character, Ray? Ray Charles. Ray Charles, so he can sing and all that. He talks about how he had a stroke. Yeah. Cause people thought that he was gonna come out

and say, did he drugged me? Well, apparently he'd said it in like rehearsals for the show. Like in a joke. Which was smart because it got out and made people watch it. But of course that's not what it was. It was just a classic stroke situation that he is now seems better from.

So now he's at Mr. Chow's with like 50 people celebrating his birthday. And if you've ever been to Mr. Chow's in Beverly Hills, it's Chinese, it's really good, it's a great location, Beverly Hills, there is, and I've been there for a couple things, one's for a book party, one's with the Waynes when we were working on White Chicks,

you go upstairs near the bathrooms and there's like a small room that maybe like 20 people could have a dining in. So something happens where these guys up there who are working for Jackass, Dickhead Productions is the name of the production company. The Jackass guy, what's his name? Johnny Knoxville.

Johnny Knoxville, yeah. Johnny Knoxville not there, it's his production team. They somehow see him down there and they're like waving and they send him a drink and he's like, okay. And then the waitress is like, oh, they're trying to get your attention to think for the drink or whatever. And he looks and they have some laser thing that then beams the shape of a penis on Jamie

Foxx's table. And he's got his daughters there and it pisses him off. So he goes up to the room and he's like, what the fuck you guys, it's my birthday, like can you not do that? Like I don't find it funny, like I have kids at the table. Are they filming this for like the Jackass movie or something? It doesn't sound like they were. It seems like they were having their little party

and they thought that he would find it funny. I'm with Jamie Foxx on this one. I don't know that his kids were little, but his kids are women and whether they're 25 or five, he didn't like it, okay? He was like, stop. And so then something happens and one of the guys takes a full glass and shucks it at him

and it cuts his lip, Jamie Foxx. But these are not Johnny Knoxville's people, are they? Yes. Really? This is the production people, Johnny was not there. Yeah. So then he leaves. Cause I feel like these sounds like assholes.

I mean, I feel like Johnny Knoxville's- Well, it's called dickhead productions. But I feel like Johnny Knoxville's like a, at this point they're a pretty professional run organization, I believe. It's a big deal, Johnny Knoxville's company. I mean, this is reported. This is a pretty good report.

Maybe it is. This is like this. So I don't know why they did it. Obviously whoever did it is gonna be like, I did not, I thought the cup was plastic and I was joking, whatever he says, but it cut his lip. I mean, I can't imagine it's my birthday.

I'm paying for 50 people to be there with me and this fucking happens happens after I like celebrating my Netflix thing, like pretty shitty, like night. He has to leave, go to the hospital, get stitches. Yeah. And I feel like, Jamie Foxx is like one of those guys, like it's lately, the last couple of years has just been weirdness now.

I stayed out of like weirdness for a long time. And now I feel like this is like the second story, the stroke one and now this, where it's just like, what's going on with Jamie Foxx? Guy can't catch a break. Very strange. Yeah. And I just realized his No More White Woman thing,

he did date Katie Holmes for like a solid amount of years. That's probably why he's saying it. No more, no more Katie Holmes. All right. He's a funny guy. He's a very talented guy. I've seen him on stage a couple times. He's great. My favorite character that he ever did was the... That girl.

Wanda. Wanda. Wanda was this character that he played that on In Living Color that I loved because he made his face very distorted and unattractive. But the character of Wanda was super conceited. And very confident. And thought like every guy wanted her. And I have met a couple Wanda's in my life.

Absolutely. And it's absolutely fascinating. Fascinating. Fascinating. And like I'm jealous. Like good for you. But it was so funny. So he was very funny on that.

Okay, well, here I am, you know, with him having all of his fame from talking about his stroke, Joe Rogan just reposted this, this aged hilariously, 8.3 million views, didn't even tag me, Joe. Oh, this is you falling down? Yeah, he doesn't even tag me. Oh my gosh.

Like at least let me get something out of this. Is that 8.3 million views from just this one or that's overall? That's a lot of views. Maybe overall, I don't know. I don't know. Wow. Because it was taken.

No, I think it's from his because it would be taken and put on Twitter. So it wouldn't be from the actual clip. Yeah, so I do, I have talked about it on stage. And so I'm gonna cut a clip of my stage act and I'll explain the whole story. But sure enough, this gets out and I get those people that are like in my comments, you mocked God,

you deserve it and all this other stuff. And you know, how do you feel about that? I'm like, I feel great. You found my page, you deserve it and all this other stuff. And you know, how do you feel about that? I'm like, I feel great. You found my page, you commented, Jesus made it viral. Like it's- Maybe that's why the angels are coming down to ask you why you mocked God coming down from New Jersey. Angels come to me and then a lot of people say

you better be right with God, you know? Get right with God. And I am. I know people are concerned that I'm not, but the fact that I joked and said, And a lot of people say you better be right with God, you know? Get right with God. And I am. I know people are concerned that I'm not, but the fact that I joked and said, Jesus loves me the most right before I fainted. And then he made this go viral, 8.3 million views.

If you don't think that's Jesus telling me he loves me. Oh shit, don't do it now. I don't want anything, lightning hit this room. Yeah, so anyway, thanks Joe Rogan. But I got the- You wanna know about it, I'll be on a plane to Austin tomorrow to do your show, no problem. I, is he still in Austin doing his show?

Yeah, they all live in Austin. Everybody went to Austin. Yeah, big studio there and all of it, yeah. God love him, God love him. Yeah, that's why, you know, the TikTok, we'll see what happens. It's supposed to go away like second week of January. Yeah, but that's not gonna happen.

I don't think. I hope not. Yeah, I mean, if it does, then born to die. I feel bad. I mean, I've spent a lot of time building up my TikTok, but I mean, there's some people that that is their whole career and they've been doing it hardcore for five years. And that is scary. And also I enjoy it.

So, but I'm also, there's a part of me that, you know, has the brain rot and like, and I'm like, you know, almost feel like it's like if all of a sudden they made, you know, alcohol, like prohibition again, I might be like, okay, thanks. Like, like let me just, this might be okay for me too. Cause I don't get as addicted when I look at reels, even though they're oftentimes the same videos.

There's something about TikTok, TikTok and the algorithm and how it goes where I'm just like- I think that's probably why they wanna take it away. Yeah, I know. Okay, I wanna ask you, because this is in sports news. This is- Oh, sports, Aaron Rodgers, New York Jets quarterback.

Oh, it didn't work out like we thought it would. Now tell me, a lot of people make, okay, so he's doing a doc on Netflix. Yes. And now I know Aaron because he had a brother Yes. he was estranged from. On The Bachelor.

That went on The Bachelor, that I think is still with the girl that he won. I don't know if they ever got married. Yeah. I don't know if they ever got married. I don't know if they ever had kids. And then, but they would like bring him up and stuff on The Bachelor. And I didn't know if that's what pissed him off, but like, I didn't know if it was like a Christianity thing.

I don't know, do you have any idea why the two brothers became estranged? From what I had heard and I don't know, I was on the impression they were always kind of estranged? From what I had heard, and I was on the impression they were always kind of estranged. Like they led a separate family. I think there was a divorce, and they grew up in separate homes.

I don't think they were ever super close, as far as I know. That's what I had heard. Oh, okay, well, I don't know. And then he does a, I guess everyone feels at a certain point of fame that we're all entitled to our own documentary. Well, it's a new thing Netflix needs to be doing.

They seem to be taking like one person, Schwarzenegger, Martha Stewart, and just doing like a two hour thing. We'll just do a doc on you. Yeah, right, right, right. Why not? We have all the footage from your life. And then you just sit down.

Yeah. And you know, you do this, hold on. Yeah. This girl comes around and fix my hair. I guess we're doing this. Oh, that's good. Yeah. So, yeah.

And that's the beginning of the trailer for it. Yes, and then it's like, you know. Then it's you making meatballs for your son. Yes! The juicy scoop. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that's good.

I like the beginning of that one. I'm wearing this shirt that someone gave me. I'd watch that one. 2015, you guys, 10 year anniversary this June. Is that how long it's been? This June. You're my first guest, pooh-pooh. I remember where we were.

Podcast One. It's been a journey. Can I tell you a funny story about that? Yeah. That building that you were in. Yeah. Okay, I had just started dating my wife at the time. Oh. And I said, I think this is,

I should have invested back then. Netflix was also in that building. Netflix had a little tiny office. And that was her job? Yes, and she was in that building too. Yeah. And I said, I think I'm in Netflix headquarters, where your office was.

And she goes, yeah, I'm here. And I went to, you know, I saw her on my way out. And we had just started dating. That's hot. And now Netflix. That's hot, they were at the work. Yeah. Winking at her.

But I had to change it up. I thought that was kind of, I mean, that's how, in 10 years, Netflix grew to what it is. Wow, look at you. Yeah, unbelievable. Okay, so tell me, so he does this Netflix thing and he's had some famous girlfriends. He had Shailene.

Yeah, Shailene Woodley. Who had said, like, he was the love of my life and I'm still sad. So I don't know why they didn't work out. And then what's the other girl who's now married to John Mulaney and has two kids? Olivia Munn now is with John Mulaney, has two kids. Or is pregnant with a second or something.

So what is this? Did you, have you seen it yet? I haven't seen it yet, but I know, well, I think it's, here's the thing with Aaron Rodgers. Aaron Rodgers for years was the Green Bay Packers quarterback and he's great and he's amazing, Hall of Fame quarterback. Everyone loved him then. Yeah, and he was a T commercial, perfect for commercials,

good looking guy, all state guy, commercial guy. He was doing all funny and commercials, killing. And it seemed like friendly and easy to digest for the average football viewer. And then something seemed to change. I don't really know what it was. I might have been COVID. Do you think it was the estrangement with the brother? No, I don't think it had anything. I don't really know what it was. I might have been COVID. Do you think it was the estrangement with the brother?

No, I don't think it had anything. I don't think he cares about the brother, from what I know. Anyway, who knows what, if COVID came and then he, you know, anti-vaxxer and he was, so that was all weird. He was an anti-vaxxer. Whatever you want to call it, yeah. He was an anti-vaxxer, so the NFL was, at the time, in different times, you know.

You can't play if you're not gonna get vaxxed or whatever. And so he wasn't getting vaxxed. So that became weird. Yeah. Then he started going on all these shows, different Joe Rogan, things like that. And kind of, and then the ayahuasca happened. Okay, so the ayahuasca is part of this, which we see it here. Now, ayahuasca is no new thing to put in a doc. I remember Chelsea, when she did a four part doc thing

a while ago, right after our show ended and then she was starting the Netflix show, which was like Chelsea does or something. And she does Ayahuasca, right? And so what is it? It's like a hallucinogenic that makes you see visions. As far as I know, I think everybody has a different reaction to it, but.

And then some people say, oh my God, it cures me from like addiction. It cures me from being a bipolar. I don't know. Maybe it really is a miracle thing, but unless I get a documentary and they say, Heather. You can't, you would, I don't know what would happen. I don't want to.

I think you'd become, see I feel like. I don't want to, but if it meant I could get a Netflix special, then I guess I'll take the mushroom and like cry and say I saw a vision of my mother. I don't know. I also hear, but that's, here last days, that's what I've heard. And I'm coming at at if you guys are

Ayahuasca people I don't don't I don't know. I know people We actually don't know what we're talking about, but this is a comedic conversation and we're talking go ahead Uh, I think this pooping I've heard put this put like you have a bucket because you might lose control Which once I hear that I'm like, I think I'm out on that. Unless I was constipated for three days, then I'd be like, give me that, I was asking. And then vomiting and all that. And I think some people have crazy reactions, like they get real, see psychotic stuff,

that they're not happy at the end. And other people, I guess, have some sort of euphoric experience where they're, you know, go back every month and do it. But don't you have to go to like Cancun or someplace and then be with like a shaman? Yeah, shaman. So it's kind of like a racket.

It's like a racket, I don't know. Well, I mean, they call him a shaman, but he's like, he's a drug dealer. You know, more or less. I mean, I know people are gonna hate me for that, but a shaman is like a bullshit term for a guy who hands it to you. Yeah, and then, so, you know, I was just watching this reality show, Southern Charm, People are gonna hate me for that, but shaman is like a bullshit term for a guy who hands it to you.

Yeah. And then, so, you know, I was just watching this reality show, Southern Charm, and this guy Shep is, they've all these three guys have been on the show for like 15 years and they've had their problems fighting. And so Shep went and did it. And then he says to the other guy, oh, I had a vision of you and your sister who died when you were a child. And the guy's like, okay,

I guess that makes me feel better, but now you're bringing up something traumatic that happened to me. It was just weird. And then he's like, and then I saw my old girlfriend and she was a bird and I wanted her to fly away, but she just kept running into windows.

And I'm like, what? We're supposed to take this as like, I've been changed since this. I mean, you what, like, we're supposed to take this as like, I've been changed since this, I mean, like, you know, anything, like there's religious retreats and there's things like this and there's going to like Tony Robbins for three days. And I guess this is like a natural, a natural thing. I don't wanna do it.

Friends who do it and I mean, So you do it numerous times? Some people, some people have such a great euphoric reaction to it that they go and do it once a month, once every six months, whatever it is. They, and love the experience, but I'm so. I don't like to be. I'm not Burning Man. I'm not this guy. I'm not Pain My Face.

I'm not, you know, I don't know if, look his face is painted. I don't have any desire to sit there and chant. Right now all of a sudden you're like a Native American Indian. But no chanting, no like I don't need my dick to be out. You know what I mean? I feel like there's that. Now take your pants off. I'm like alright, what are we doing? You know, I feel like you're doing...

And they like, yeah, they do the thing on your face. Yeah. Then it's like, okay. Well, maybe I'll watch it. I mean, he is attractive. Now, why is everyone so mean about the Jets? Are they not a good team? No, he's terrible. Well, I don't know if they're not a good team and he's not good. We were under the impression, I'm a Jets fan, and we were under the impression once we got down to Rogers, this is going to change our lives. And it's just been terrible. Like, they're awful. Is he done playing or can he come back now that he's had an awakening? He's not done playing because, you know back now that he's had an awakening?

He's not done playing because, you know, he signed a contract, but I think the Jets. Oh, but is he still young enough to play? He's 40 something years, I think he's 41 or 40. Isn't that kind of old now? Yeah, he's getting to the end. Okay. Definitely. But he is one of those people who says,

because I do these things, he broke his, beginning of the year last year for the Jets. He snapped his Achilles tendon, which is supposed to take like years to... And he's... What is your Achilles tendon? What is your Achilles heel and what is your Achilles tendon? The Achilles tendon, I believe, is that piece that you could feel it. That like looks... Yeah, you can see it. Right, right, right.

It looks like a cord in your neck, but it's in your ankle. Exactly, exactly. So, yours is probably tiny. It looks like a piano string. So it's this. Yeah, that thing, exactly. That's it, that's it. Okay, and then is your Achilles heel just like, that's my hard thing in life? Like it's just, it's not a real thing,

or does it connect to your actual heel? I think Achilles heel comes from the actual Greek person, Achilles. Oh, and it's like my Achilles heel is that my oven doesn't work on a big occasion. Yes, the Greek got Achilles something with his heel, and that's where the term comes from. But the tendon is, yeah, as far as I know.

Oh, okay, so now he can't play. Yeah, but he came back from the injury fest and anyone did, and he says, that's because I use these natural medicines, like ayahuasca and stuff. So that was another thing where people were like, oh, this is weird. Yeah, it was a little anti-pharmaceutical.

Yeah, it was a little anti-medicine, anti-pharmaceutical. There was a lot of that going on. Anyway. Interesting. Well, thanks for filling me in. You're no problem. Because I didn't really know about that. Happy to help.

Also, Pete Davidson got to go to Jason Kelsey's holiday party. Oh, good. And he has been talking and he's like, you know, I wanna be known for something other than all the famous girlfriends I have. Yeah. And you know, I've been dating for the last 14 years or 12 years, and I've only had 10 girlfriends.

So that's actually not that many. Right. But they've all been pretty high. And I'm like, it is kind of a lot though, to have 10 solid girlfriends over 12 years. Yeah, true. And then every single one is famous is pretty, anyway, what do you think is gonna happen

with him and his career? Because he was on tour and it was called like the Unwilled Tour or the Rehab Tour or the Pre-Rehab Tour, but then he had to stop because he actually had to go back to rehab. And I think most recently again, I think it's a couple times been in and out. Yeah. I feel like he's backing away from it all.

I feel like he's kind of being one of those people who just kind of doesn't want it. He also said, I want to just be known. I want to be like a Leonardo DiCaprio that like, you don't really hear about, and then every three years, he does a movie and it's like Oscar worthy. I'm like, well, who wouldn't want that? Who wouldn't want that?

Like, yeah, you and Jack Nicholson, like who wouldn't want that? Yeah, unless he does like plays like a drug addict in something, you know, where he's gonna go to that route and then he could, oh, he's serious. But otherwise I don't think he'd go see him. I also think he's getting tattoos removed. He is, they're all off.

He just had his, I saw a picture with him in a short-sleeved shirt and they're all off his arms. I don't know how they did that. That's what I would ask him about. Obviously, if you're removing them, you regret them. What would you tell somebody that's on the path of getting a ton? Is there some new method that's easier to remove it? I don't know. I don't know either. And, but, so he's not on SNL, but he occasionally shows up, right? Yeah, like everybody does.

And it's the 50th season of SNL. Oh, so people come pop by. More than ever, people are coming by. Okay. People are popping by. Well, we'll see, you know. Oh, the other thing is, he had this series that he was doing.

Yes. Bumpkin or something. Yeah. What was it called? Bumpkis. Bumpkis, yeah. Bumpkis. And this is- With Joe Pesci and him. This is what I heard.

That is kind of why people are pissed in Hollywood, because he basically blew it off. The second, like the third season was gonna happen and he's like, eh, I don't feel like doing it anymore. And it's like, well, you're, this isn't just canceling New Jersey chuckle hut. This is, you know, 80 people work on this production. Yeah. You know, you're really fucking over everybody. The show was supposed to come back and he was like, I don't think this, like, I don't

really like it. Like, I don't really think it's like me or something like that. So I mean, if you're getting a wonder, like what makes you have some stink on you in Hollywood, ending a series that is supposed to go back. Right. It is pretty bad. Yeah, no, that's why I'm saying I think he's who kind of wants out a little bit. That's what I've heard. Yeah, you know, we'll see. Okay, so meanwhile, this page six article came out. Keenan Thompson, who's a delight on SNL, leaves a $1,500 tip at the Chris Rock SNL after party.

And all these guests were there. The bill was only 1,400. And an insider said he left a $1,500 tip. What's wrong with that? Nothing's wrong with it. Yeah. Except, come on. Come on what?

Come on, when people do this, they get the story out there themselves. Oh, oh. Now there's no way to prove it. And there's nothing wrong with it. You still made someone's night. But like I know from a very famous person that was generous that yes,

it was her publicist that would get it out, that this was the generous thing that she did. And it's not a terrible thing to do. You're still being generous. I mean, nowadays, everybody's just filming someone like shopping at Target and a guy being like, hi, can I give you $500? And the woman's like, do I look like I need $500?

Well, kind of. You look like a single mother that's struggling with her weight. I literally saw it when I was like this. And the girl's like, actually, like I am, but I mean, I don't wanna take it. Well, no, I'm really, really rich. And I wanna get-

I mean, some of those things feel like setups, though, when I watch it. Yeah, like the person's filming it. And like, so, like, I always wonder, does anyone go, look, I do want the hundred. But like, what if it's like a guy and he's like, I want the $500, but I have child support and therefore this is gonna go viral.

I'm gonna have to give 400 to my ex-wife. Like how many people are just like, I don't like, like if you are gonna go around to like Walmart's and struggling neighborhoods to give out $100 bills, leave your phone in your car and just go do it and then maybe talk about the joy that you had from it. But like the filming of it is so annoying.

Yeah, but anyway, I mean, I feel like Kenan Thompson is, he seems very nice to me. I think he's very nice. I think he's a delight. I think he's a generous person. I'm just saying, you know, sometimes with these articles in page six, every single thing that page six writes, you know, is sometimes it's an insider, but it's oftentimes, you know.

But Keenan Thompson probably like, at least it's not diddy party news, you know, like, let's put the $1,500 tip out there. I'll take that press. And it is a nice thing to do, to overly tip. Because people aren't expecting- Who's ever waiting on Jay-Z tomorrow night, expect a $2,000 tip. That's going to be good. Now they're all going to start talking. Right. Now they're going to be like, yeah.

I once did a TikTok as a character complaining about waiting on Heather MacDonald and that she only left a $100 tip on a 98 dollar thing. And people just like start commenting the minute they hear anything. So I first start complaining about something that's not a big complaint, like that this character, this woman, Heather, asked for like softened butter. And then people are like, yeah, it does kind of bother me when the butter is hard, blah, blah, blah. And finally someone's like, wait, a hundred dollar tip.

I'm like, exactly. Like you could complain about anything. So now people could be like, really? Or if someone's like, oh, Miley Cyrus gave $100,000 to the Leukemia Foundation. Only $100,000, Miley or like, Taylor Swift, whatever. You can never win. You can never win.

The internet is the worst place in the world. It really is. I mean, the internet and bananas in New Jersey. Oh, you know, I mentioned this the other day, but I went to a taping of Leanne Morgan's sitcom and they took the phones away from everybody. Just in a plastic bag and they give you your, and I was like, oh my God, this is amazing. I'm like, I don't think I've watched something

like TV, whatever, without my phone as like a second source of like. Oh my God, must've been great. It was great. It was great. It was relaxing. It was great. Like it was, it was nice. I mean, I, It was great. It was relaxing. It was great. Like it was, it was nice. I mean, I, I want for 2025 for people to do more stuff like that, like whether it's a personal party or a dinner or whatever. And someone just goes, okay, guys. I never take my phone out of the party ever. No, I don't either. But there's been times, what do you mean?

What are you saying? Where I'm scrolling. Oh, I think you meant like for filming. Oh yeah. But that too would be a relief because it is work when you're at like an industry party and you're like, well, let me get the, or even if you're just with regular people and you're with your girlfriends,

you're like, okay, let's get the cute photo before we eat off our lipstick. Yeah, yeah. And that's fine. But then it's like the few times I've been in a place is because they're filming, they take the phones. Yeah. It's like, it's just like another, like one less thing to like be concerned with.

But people are always concerned, like, what if I, you know, the difference is they really took the phone away. So like, if someone was trying to get a hold of me because our house burned down, I wouldn't know until I got that phone back. What's cool at like the ComedyWorks in Denver. Some of the comedy clubs do it. Is they put it in this locked thing,

but you have possession of the locked thing. So if you put it on vibrate and you hear it vibrate, then you can get out. Or if you want to check on your sitter, then you just get out and you call outside, which is so nice. But when I was doing the Denver Comedy Works, I did my meet and greet before,

and then everybody then sat down in their seats. And then there was about 25 minutes before the show started. And I looked at these two guys in the front, and they were like a couple. And I was like, I immediately felt guilty, like, what are they gonna do for 25 minutes? And then I was like, oh my God, they could just talk to each other.

You know, I was just like. I was literally like, oh no, they came early for the meet and greet, now they've got 25 minutes without their phone before the show starts. It's like, yeah. It's gotta be bad. This is the worst, I mean, I honestly believe,

and drones and everything else included, with all the things you hear, I don't think there's anything worse than these phones. And one day it'll all, I honestly believe, and drones and everything else included, with all the things you hear, I don't think there's anything worse than these phones. And one day it'll all, it'll come out. I'm talking posture and everything. You ever see those pictures of people like, we're gonna look like, ugh.

Everyone looks like a weird caveman. Yes, I agree. And then also, they said, oh, Apple's working on a phone they can fold. Okay, why? I agree. And then also they said, oh, Apple's working on a phone they can fold. Okay. Why? I know. Samsung already has one.

Yeah. But like also, it's just a little bit smaller. Smaller in your pocket. You can just have your watch then. Yeah. I know. If you want it smaller, the watch has everything, right? I guess.

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Anyway, he said, I came out of summer retirement because I need the money. And I'm thinking about doing like, Grinch 2 and whatever. And it's like, wow. Supposedly he's worth 300 million. Yeah. What do you think happened?

Well, I mean, I think he was joking. I saw the- I think he just misses it. I saw the interview and I think when he said I need the money, it was a joke. Oh, okay. Well, I mean, the thing is, is like, yeah, I think when he said I need the money it was a joke. Oh, okay. Yeah. Well, I mean, the thing is, is like,

yeah, I think people take a break and then they're like, all right, like I'm ready to do it, this will be fun, I'll get back into it. Like, people go through whatever, there are things and then like they go away and then they come back and. I actually kind of liked the fact that he was like, I guess yeah, I mean, the guys had a good run.

Oh my God, amazing. 62 and he's like, I'm out. He was like the first person that did the whole manifestation thing. He wrote himself a check for $10 million and put a date on it. And he actually got 10 million for one of his big movies before that date.

Yeah. Like so cool. I know, I know. Yeah, I mean, I'll take him back. I love the Grinch, bring it on. You know, I was thinking about him because I was like, you know, he's gotten married young like to like a waitress, a sparring actress.

They have their daughter who's like probably like 40 now or something. And then, you know, and then he had all these other girlfriends, he's Renee Zellweger and Jenny McCarthy and Lauren, what's her name? Holly. Yeah, from Dumb and Dumber. And I was like, I've been married for so long.

I'm like, what is that like to just like a guy like him is gonna be like at a dinner and a single at 62. And he's still like, hey, can I get your number? Like just your whole life to just be going from like girlfriend to girlfriend to girlfriend is just so to me now now, kind of weird. I can't imagine it now. Yeah, I mean, I couldn't imagine it at 62,

and I'm getting close. But I feel like it would be tiring. Like constantly, you know, Jim's single. And you're like, oh yeah, he's single. Great. And it's all different. I mean, it's different than 22 out there. And then, yeah, exactly. 22, you you know it's different than 22. Yeah, and then like yeah exactly

22 you could do like all sorts of things to each other like the things that people are doing now It's like you do like get out of there get your face out of there. Nobody's doing that They're like do you like to be choked and you're like actually no I choked on my pill the other day Like I know I don't like show I feel like you always say, bread and butter, at that age, you're bread and buttering boners, as you say. Yes, just keep it simple. Keep it simple. Like, let's not complicate things.

Let's keep it pretty often. Let's not go too long. Anyway, I didn't realize that Keanu Reeves is also in this. Oh, yeah, it's a big Sonic the Hedgehog. It's a huge. I thought it was animated. No, he plays like a real person. It's a little bit of big Sonic the Hedgehog. It's a huge. I thought it was animated. No, he plays like a real person.

A little bit of both. Oh. The Hedgehog is not real. And he doesn't work at Sonic's. No, it's not Sonic the Hamburger place. It's a big video game, Sonic the Hedgehog. Oh, okay, all right, all right. And this is the third one, so it's a big deal.

Good for him. Yeah. Keanu Reeves is still like, has the most sterling reputation of anyone in Hollywood. God, I hope it continues. I hope it's not one of those ones where, you know, somebody eventually comes out and goes, well, I was at a ditty party with him after.

I don't think so. Cause it seems like it's just such a night. I mean, you ever see the video of him giving a seat to a woman on the subway? There are so many great stories about him and he's not, he's not filming it. No. And he's not, but it's so many stories of like, there was someone on set and he found out

they were struggling or whatever. And he paid the mortgage and didn't want to even know. There's just so many stories about that. And then of course, he was the first person to start taking photos with female friends where he was like this, it doesn't touch their backs. Which is very smart. I've met him one time and we did a whole thing in Tokyo.

I went to Tokyo to do a whole bunch of stuff with him and he was the nicest person, like almost too nice. I was like, he was telling us places to go and restaurants and he's been here before because I guess he's in Tokyo a lot and he knows it well. Anyway, we were shooting a sketch for Chelsea lately with Chewy. Yeah. And this is eight years into the show, whatever.

The bit was, you know, you make fun of Chewie. That's the bit for us, you know, who are on the show. But for him, who's the sweetest guy in the world, he was like, I'm not gonna do that. And we're like, no, no, no, call him a dumb little person, like say dumb little person to him. And he's like, I will no, no, call him a dumb little person, like say dumb little person to him. And he's like, I will not do that. And he was like almost like, I'm sorry to, I don't wanna offend anybody,

but I'm not gonna say that to him. I'm like, oh well, that's kind of why we flew here. Yeah, so I can attest to the fact that he's a wonderful guy. And just that I always think if you're a very nice person before you become famous, though he became famous quite young, then the fame and the money will just make you

that much better of a person. And if you were kind of a shit before, get ready. Oh, I've seen some people who are nice turn to shit. Oh. Haven't you? I don't know, I think in retrospect I'll look back and I'll kind of put the pieces together that actually they had aspirations as a child

that were selfish or something. I'm not gonna mention any names, but there were some times we used to work with a person, and there were some times when they would come in and be like, do you guys know what a bank machine is? I'm like, all right, you got famous at fucking 35. You know what a bank, I mean, cut it out all right, you got fame as a fucking 35. You know what a bank, you know, I mean, cut it out. Remember, I went to a grocery store.

I remember that day. I went to a grocery store and you buy groceries. And I was just like, are you talking about fucking groceries? I mean, it's not like you just landed on this earth. Some of it I was just so shocked by. And of course all the ass kids were like, isn't it amazing? It's amazing.

Oh, fuck. Thank God I don't talk. Well, they did do a famous scene where Kylie and Kris went back to going to a grocery store. And they really did like love it. And I do, I kind of get, if it's something that, you know, you get to a place and you're so famous that you don't do it,

and then you're like, I just want to, like it is, but right. I guess. You still don't understand how it works. You know, yeah. Right, of course you know, and you're not at that level. I mean, the details of the story I'm telling is, she was like shocked that she could buy food and pay for it at a store

and carry it out into the parking lot. And that's how it ended up in her fridge. Yes, right. She thought it was miraculously ending up in her fridge. She didn't realize it was the 12 people that work for her. Very funny. Okay, well, here we go. Britney Spears, now her brother, Brian, who's been kind of in her world for a while, the

ex-girlfriend of the brother is saying that he is responsible for giving her meth, Mexican meth. Oh. Britney. Whoa. Wait, Mexican meth? Yeah. Is that worse than regular? It's like Mexican Coke. It's stronger.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mexican Coca-Cola is really good. I know, my kids would always be like, can we have a Mexican Coke for Christmas? And then they'd come in the little bottle. And there's like extra sugar or something. I didn't even know she had a brother. Yeah, this guy Brian. I don't know. I saw one of her little clips and she's like, this is my brother and she's dancing around in Hawaii or Mexico with him.

And, but you know, you're one of those people that would get a lot of shit. Oh, I'm so, I mean, I'm not, I'm not happy with the way things have turned out, but. You could probably go on your deathbed and saying I was on the right side of history. I believe I was. And I still, I'm saying that. I believe the dad was not as bad as people made him out to be. And I think that now I've been proven correct, maybe. I don't know. I thought the dad was there to keep an eye on things.

And now- It's a shame that there couldn't have been more of a balance. Where it wasn't feeling like she was working and not benefiting from it, but then still had some family help around her, but we'll see. Don't know if that's true, just saying what we're saying. Okay, Clay Aiken, remember Clay Aiken?

Sure I do. He said he lost 50% of his fans when he came out in 2008. I just can't believe that. Yeah. I felt like we knew from the moment, but maybe because we were in LA, we knew that he was gay. Right, right.

But he was acting like he wasn't, I guess, in the beginning of his stardom after American Idol. Well, yeah. And then... He always had a bit of a game on him. And then he had a baby. He had a baby. Yeah, he ran for political office.

Well, he had a baby with someone's famous sister or something. Oh, really? There's something weird, right? Anyway, we ran for office. Also, I saw something that Lance Bass was supposed to do like a CW sitcom. And he was playing a straight character.

And then when he's like, look, I'm, you know, people know and I'm gonna come out. And he had the people, yep, I'm gay or whatever it was. Or maybe that was Ellen. Anyway, then they, that's, then his pilot didn't go. Then his show didn't go. Cause they were like, you can't play a straight person being gay now that we know that you're gay. I'm like, why didn't go. Yeah. Cause they were like, you can't play a straight person being gay

now that we know that you're gay. I'm like, why don't they just change it to being gay? Right. Why don't you just go like, it's just so interesting how weird, okay. Do you remember Clay Aiken? There was a minute there where they were kind of, they were gonna make him cut.

He was co-hosting a lot on the Kelly Ripa morning show. Oh, like he was gonna be like a daytime talk show host? Do you remember when he like put his hand over her mouth and she was like, take your hand off me or something. I don't know where your hand's been. And he never went back after that. You don't remember that? Oh my God, I do remember that.

So she was chatting, cause it was live. Yeah, and it was a funny bit where they were doing it. And he like- And he's like, don't say anything. And she was chatting because it was live. Yeah, and it was a funny bit where they were doing it. And he like, don't say anything. And she was like really pissed off that he touched her face. And so did she come off as like a... Well, that was there were two sides to it. Yes. People like don't touch a woman's face. And also she's the host.

Don't tell her to shut up. And then people like, well, that was her in a way being, you know, insensitive to gay, saying, I don't know where your hand's been. Right, like a derogatory. Like somebody's ass. You know, that's where people's head went, you know, so. You couldn't win.

Right, yeah, anyway, but I do, I remember watching that clip being so uncomfortable for all of it, because there was a whole bunch of women in the audience going, ha, oh, that's not good. Oh my God, yeah. But that's kind of where his career kind of ended. They were, I think they were, ABC, whatever network that's on, they were like, oh, this guy could be one

of these talk show hosts, kind of, Kelly Clarkson-ish. And it just, that was the end of it. Yes. You know who also was supposed to have a talk show was that Todd Chrisley. Oh, yeah. Well, yeah, no way before he got in trouble with prison He had a full-blown pilot of him being a talk show host. Yeah, I would imagine I mean that that was a while that would have given that to anybody. Well, I knew but yeah, but you remember Queen Latifas? I was on it!

Oh, were you? Yeah, I was on for two years and I went on right to promote my first stand-up special which was on it! Oh, were you? Yeah, I was on for two years. Was it on that long? I went right to promote my first stand-up special, which was on Showtime. So I got to be on it. I can't remember the woman I was on with. I think I had an interview and a panel or something. And it was just like, but this was,

I'm pretty confident it was before she came out. And then I say that and I'm like, maybe she- Has she come out? No, I don't know if she's come out. And then I say that and I'm like, has she come out? No, I don't know if she's come out. I mean, she has, but yeah, I don't know if she has publicly. But it was like Queen Latifah keeping it real. And I'm like,

That was the name of the show? Something, it was like, that was like the byline or whatever. And I was like, okay. Cause I remember we like did a story that she gifted her personal trainer, who was a woman, you know, a home that they live together. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I like my Pilates instructor a lot, but I'm not kidding, you're a home. So it's like, there was something like that. I feel like maybe she has, now it's like nobody cares, like, you know, whatever. But also Malcolm in the Middle is coming back for a reboot. Yeah, I don't think I ever watched the old one,

but I mean, I like the cat. I did one episode of it and the set cut on fire. Have you ever been in a fire? No. It's the only time I've ever been near a fire. Really? Yeah, like I was like doing the scene, which I was just like a guest star, you know,

like worked at like the wife's place. And I remember like, there's like, I heard like this crackling sound or something. And it was like on the Radford lot. And you know, it was like over there, a fire had started. And, and, cause this was not live audience. So it's like, we filmed it on these sets. And I just like let the fire go for a minute

because you know, I'm just a guest star. I don't want to like ruin anything for myself. Yeah. I don't want to be asked that. And I just remember they're like, everybody out. And I'm like, we went outside and then I'm like, oh fuck. Like, is this, is this never gonna, is went outside. And then I'm like, oh, fuck. Like, is this never gonna, is this it? Like, I'm not gonna come back tomorrow.

And I mean, they saved it. But when I think about like how fast something like that and how scary. Oh, they can go up quick. Like, you know, and if you wait at all. But yeah, I think it's interesting that these like, these reboots are coming back of these shows. Well, I mean, they're trying, you know,

they've gotta get, a lot of these people, they didn't make as much money as everyone thought they did. And it's been a long time for, and you know, I mean, Frank, you know, in the case of Brian Crenshaw, he went on to 10 different dates. But some people, you know, they have one big series, and then that's the end of it.

So if there's ever a reboot, they're like, absolutely I'll do it. And get the crew back. Is it One Tree Hill's doing it again and a bunch of Gilmore Girls, I think? Even for Paris and Nicole, they just went and did a whole thing. I didn't really watch Paris and Nicole,

so I started to watch a little. And like, they're cool women, but I'm like, I don't really watch Paris and Nicole. So I started to watch a little and like, they're cool women, but I kinda, I'm like, I don't know. I don't really, like I wasn't a big fan of the show, The Simple Life, but people love it, they say. I actually thought Nicole Richie was like genuinely funny. She was funny. You know, they, I mean, a lot of it was set up. I remember like one time she was like with some family

or whatever. And she like drew like a little tattoo of a heart which meant like you killed somebody. And like just little funny, she came off very funny. So maybe I'll give it another chance, but they just said, you know, just seeing their chemistry together was like enough of like. Just so you know, it's a teardrop

that lets you know you killed a heart. Oh, you're right, it's a teardrop. Yeah, teardrop, yeah. That's the gang. That you killed somebody in prison or something. No, as a gang member, you killed someone, which is often the rite of passage. Sure, sure. Yeah, the tear drop really does mean that... I wonder if they still do that.

I'd like to bring it back if they don't. I remember there was... Once you had a tear drop on you, you were pretty badass. I remember I had a relative that needed a you know, needed like a nurse to come and visit, you know, and be there. And the guy had a teardrop. And we're like, okay, maybe this is not who we really want to be like taking care of like the elderly.

Okay, this was interesting speaking of old sitcoms. Ray Romano of Everyone Loves Raymond. This was a really funny show, traditional sitcom. Trishit played the wife and in real life, he had twin boys and he would do a lot of standup about the twin boys. So in the show, he had a daughter and twin boys that actors played.

So now the twin boys are, they did a documentary that they hope like did some festival and it's like about their life. And one tried to do standup and they kind of say how hard it is when you want to be in this business and he's like, I know that my dad struggled as a standup but we don't know that. Like we only, once we came out, he had a show that taped

and it seemed like everything was easy. And so I just thought it was interesting, like the Nepo babies kind of be, I kind of want to see it, you can still go, oh, grr, grr, grr, you know about it, but I'm like, yeah, it is kind of, it is hard to think that your kid is ever gonna work as hard as you in your industry

if you can give them a step up, no matter what it is. Yeah, I don't have any problem with Nepo babies. I mean, I feel like there's no, if your dad's an electrician, you know, usually you're an electrician. They help you get the union, yeah. Nepo babies are everywhere.

I know, nobody ever thinks about it with like cops and firemen and stuff. Yeah, but no, I mean, it's true. It's like you learn the thing. I always felt like, you know, people would get so mad. And I'm like, yeah, if you're hanging out with Goldie Hawn and you're a writer or director or whatever, and all of a sudden, you know, little Katie comes down

and you're like, Katie's 16? Right. And she starts singing and dancing and she's beautiful. And they're like, oh my God, we're doing this movie. And it requires like a 16 year old cute blonde. Like let's have her read for it. Then she reads with like her mom and her dad and like gets a good acting teacher and it's in her blood.

And she knows how to act professional on the set. Why wouldn't she be successful? Of course. You know, it's like, what do you, and for the person that just, they want to cast it easily. knows how to act professional on the set. Yeah. Why wouldn't she be successful? Of course. You know, it's like, what do you, and for the person that just, they wanna cast it easily. So if they know that like your daughter is good. Right.

I don't think it's that big of a deal either, but I- I gotta go to a show Friday for my daughter. Big Christmas extravaganza. Does she have a big part? Who's she singing? Solo? No, I don't think so. She showed me the choreography. It's pretty in-depth choreography. Who's she singing? Solo? No, I don't think so.

She told me the choreography. It's pretty in-depth choreography. But the song's about a cat. Everybody wants to be a cat. And I'm like, what does that have to do with Christmas? But these days, you know, you can't do... You know, we wish you a Merry Christmas to be arrested. So I said, all right, can't you find a common ground?

The song's about a cat. That's nothing to do with Christmas. Yeah, you could always do you find a common ground? Songs about a cat. Yeah, why didn't you do it? Yeah, you could always do just a reindeer, you know? Right. I don't know. Like Rudolph? I don't know the rules. Rudolph was one of the disciples. Well, you'll have a good time. Yeah, it'll be fun. Make sure you have your phone all charged up. Tape all charged up. Tape all, talk to the phone. This is a crazy story that happened in Woodland Hills. Right here. Right here. So this guy, I remember this story.

He was a doctor. It was like an urgent care medical center, which I have gone to like when I'm just like needed a Z-Pak or something. And he was just like going to his car and he was shot dead and killed. And now they have arrested his ex-wife and these other people, like that one lives in Rosita and they're all like around like 40, that executed this death.

And he was married to the second time with this other woman and had a baby. And it's like the classic, like she never got over it. And it was about money. And like, I have to get more into it. We'll cover it, you know, probably on Juicy Crimes on Patreon, but like, this is just like a dateline situation. That is a good one.

Sometimes when people go, oh, this will be a great dateline. I'm like, no, because the person died. Like if the killer is dead, nobody cares about the crime. Like there's been like juicy crimes that have happened, but if like then the person in the end kills himself too, you're like, well, that was kind of a weird, interesting story how they got there, but like we have to, they only get like media coverage

if they're rich and someone attractive, and is this... So they can interview them. So it's like a hired... Keith Marsh, they can interview them, it's at its best. And it's always gonna be, whenever it's like a hired, like I hired someone to kill my husband or ex-husband B, they always, it always seems like it's like a hire, like I hired someone to kill my husband or ex-husband to be, it always seems like it's such a hard thing to convict because they can always say, I didn't

mean it or I just mentioned it to my boyfriend or they had problems with her or the connection isn't there. Even when they've had like a girl like, there was this one where this woman was hiring someone to kill her husband and then the cops knew they set up the whole thing. She thought she was meeting a hit man. It was a cop. They filmed it and all this stuff. And then they like tell her that he's dead and they literally took a photo of him like

he was in on it. So they took a photo of him like pretending to be dead and she's like hysterically crying and everything. And then they eventually are like, well, he's not dead and here you are like hiring the person. Even then she was like, I thought this was part of a reality show. She said like, I thought I was part of a reality. They constantly seem somehow can get out of it when it's not them. Doing the murder.

Yes. I always hate when they're, because you never know at the end, you don't know if they're, and they were let off because they, some evidence came out. But in the beginning, so we're in the first five minutes of the show, got an hour to go, and they're showing the person

and they got a white jumpsuit, I mean, an orange jumpsuit on. And I'm always like, well, they got an orange jumpsuit on in the interview, that means they're still in jail. So you know what they started to do after that? Put a sweater over it, isn't it? No, they started to do real close.

Yeah. If the person is talking this close, but then I asked the Dateline guys, like, what do you do about that? Because you're kind of spoiling it, you know? Right, but you don't want to see the orange jumpsuit. Because it's like the guy being like, we, and you know, and I always think it's really weird when you like know that you're talking to the suspect or you're talking to the victim's like sister and they're like, how did your sister who's now dead meet her

husband who were pretty sure killed him? Like, oh, they were in separate. So they were real star-crossed lovers and you know, like, I feel like this is a cute story and I'm like, how did you get them to a place of like being kind of cute and memorable? But then I did say, do you ever just bring them clothes? Oh, I bet. And they say now they do. So like, even if they like the if the if the jail will let them, they'll like put on a

shirt for them or whatever. And then they also a little bit of a wider shot. People have issues with that. Yeah. I've been making a murderer on Netflix. That was that was like one of that was a good one. We need more of those. Remember that was the original. Yeah, and whatever happened to that guy?

Well, I think there was talk of him getting out, but he was, I don't think it ever happened. Yeah, that was a good, that was one that really got everyone started. Well, Alan and Portia, they left their $42 million Montecito home to live a life in England. And then there was talk that their house was flooded and then they said, no, it wasn't flooded.

And they love it. But here the Daily Mail is just like, here's Ellen DeGeneres and her wife, Portia, they're stepping out together. And it's just cold and rainy. And I'm like- Look invisible and they could be up in Santa Barbara. Yeah, like you left Santa Barbara.

Like, I mean, this is why Meghan Markle was like, I can't take it here. And is like, still in Santa Barbara. And like not sad not to be the princess because she's like, I would rather be. Now. Yes. Was this a Trump move out?

Like we gotta leave because of Trump? Was it one of those? They didn't specifically say that's why, but it was like right after and you know, and like, we're going to do this. How soon do you think they like, we find out they buy some other house? Well, any day now. They don't want to. Yeah. Or they buy like maybe like a house like in like, you know, Greece or Spain or something

like just a warm location, but maybe not America. I feel like Ellen suffers from the same problem I suffer from. The moment I put on a wool hat, I just look like an old lesbian. And she, well, is an old lesbian. So she looks like me when I put on a hat. Some people just wear the hat. And some people, I'm one of them. I can't.

I think all of it, when you're from California, you think a couple rainy days at the farmer's market is a good time. Yeah. And then when it gets to the farmer's market is like a good time. Yeah. And then when it like gets to like the 30th day, I don't know. I've never done 30 days of bad weather. Oh, you would, you would die. I go to these places on the road and I tell my, my wife's born and raised in LA

as well. And I'm like, you could never, you could never be here. I mean, I just, I was just on the East coast. It was 19 degrees. Yeah. I think she's never felt 19 degrees ever. I mean, like Brandon's in Oregon and he's like, yeah, I do miss California. Yeah. I miss California, I'm like, well, get good grades.

I know. You could come back. You know? Okay, so anyway, speaking of Meghan Markle and Harry, well, they did this show about polo, which is basically a reality show about hot international polo players. They're wives, one's trying to get pregnant,

one has a back injury from a horse, I don't know, and it's totally bombed. It's getting no buzz, and the buzz that it's getting is that it sucks. So I'm like, well, I like rich people, and I like cute outfits at Polo. So let me just give it a chance. Maybe it's not that bad.

Couldn't get past four minutes. Really? I'm like, it's just- Has she produced it, I guess. Meghan Markle? Yeah, she's not in it. Yeah. Maybe she's in it eventually,

but she certainly doesn't appear. Like, if she is, it's like she's probably at one thing, but I don't think she is. I think their whole Netflix deal was like, we give us this hundred million dollars and then we'll just make you do the work. You know, like, obviously she's not in the editing bay, you know, showing the horse. You know, but yeah, I'm like, I don't understand Polo. And I don't know, it's a lot to ask someone I think to just like,

like get invested in like a whole nother sport with a bunch of people that you don't know from anywhere. Like at least if one of them was like, if it was like Aaron Rodgers and four of his friends that have all left the NFL and we're gonna follow them and their families, then I think people would be like, okay, I know that guy, I know that guy,

I'm sort of interested. but I think it's hard when you're like, and I'm sure there's maybe some people that follow Polo that are into it, but it's not doing well. So they say the $100 million deal is not gonna be asked back. I never even heard of it, I didn't even know there was a thing.

Yeah, I did go on Netflix, it's not anywhere promoting it on the page, you have to right type in the P, the O, the L, the O, and finally then it popped up. Even when I first did P, O, L, it didn't pop up. And it just came out. So. I mean, it used to be like the rich people sport, I think, right?

It was just a bunch of people with drinking Vuvico and watching it in the Hamptons and stuff. That's what I was under the. Yeah. But now, you go to a Dodger game, seats are a thousand dollars. Like every sports, the rich person sport now. Yeah.

You know, so. Yes. Anyway, what do you think's gonna happen? We've always predicted, she's your old colleague. My old friend. What do I think's gonna happen? I mean, I just think, I don't think she can win at this point, like, I don't know what to do.

Like, I think everyone- Where's the jam? The jam never came. The jam? She started making jam. American Orchard something. And then they said... She couldn't find a CEO or something? Then she said, yeah, no one wanted to be the CEO. But prior to that, it was like, the name is actually like a plate, like it's actual farm

or something. So she couldn't have the name. And it was like, she sent out the jams to the influencers like too soon before they were ready for anybody, which is stupid. Right. Like I got Melissa Gorgas sprinkle cookies. Oh yeah? And she sent them right when I could post and anyone could buy them.

Like you don't send it six months ahead of time as people are like, oh, I'll remember six months from now I can order that jam. No, it's like, it's gotta all be ready to go. So the jam never happened. I never heard about the jam. And I feel like, yeah, I don't know. I mean, at this point, I would say like one of those

documentaries, but didn't they do that already? They already did it. That was the only thing people cared about. And the, what is the Invictus game? The Invictus game. What is that? It seems like to be some sort of, like almost an Olympic type.

It's a big deal. In England. I think this year's in Canada, if I'm not mistaken. Is it people that are handicapped doing something like a Paralympics? I don't think so, but I could be wrong. Or is it like, what is it?

I think it's more- Well, anyway, that was another one. I think it's more like an Olympic style. That was another one that like didn't do anything. Well, it's big worldwide. The podcasting's gone. Podcasting, that didn't last at all. No.

Yeah. Well, I mean... There's some new podcasts coming out. Back to acting. Oh, who, like Celebrity? Yes. Who? Are you a Charlotte?

Who? Oh, Charlotte. Charlotte from Sexist City is starting a podcast. Oh, I heard about that. Yeah. And, you know, I'm sure it's gonna be no holes bar, ask me anything about interesting topics, health, wellness, you know, and yeah,

the same thing that Chloe's is, you know, like, yeah. Chloe Kardashian? Yeah. She do it? Chloe's doing one too, she's doing one. And now they call it like, you know, like a's doing one too. She's doing one. And now they call it like a video podcast. And I'm like, well, everyone has it. But anyway, we'll see.

We'll see how these things go, but I don't think she's ever coming back to that. Acting, go back to acting. I'm telling you, I mean, I know the critics will just have a field day, but why not? I actually, strangely enough, that movie I just watched, Terrible Carry On, the wife is way too gorgeous to,

this guy's like a TSA agent. I'm like, all right. But she does kind of remind me of Meghan Markle. She's got a similar look. I still think that she will join some type of reality show. Really? Because she's gonna be presented with something and she's gonna be like, do I really wanna like leave my kids

and go all the way to Warner Brothers or wherever and or memorize like I'm for a medical drama and like work that hard. Or I can just have the cameras following me around and I can like start my own thing with like some other Montesitos rich moms like mompreneurs or something and it's like I talk about my jam and then my other rich friend has a jewelry line and the other one is a candle girl. I'd give it a I'd watch it.

I know see like that you'd watch and then you don't have to like leave your house or anything. I was under the impression the reason they did this came to Montesino or wherever they live. It was to kind of just be out of the spotlight. I thought like, why not just do that? Why does she have to do anything? Well, because I think A, they kind of do need the money. Yeah. And then I think that they, I think if they had stayed,

then they couldn't monetize, they couldn't become like a brand, like a Kardashian brand. And then once they got here, then they said, yo, you can't use the Sussex names. So anything you do just has to be like, Meghan and Harry or Harry and Meghan, you know, tennis shoes or eyewear or whatever. And now I just feel like the momentum is gone.

Like, I just feel like, just don't, like, who cares? There's nothing interesting about you. We're gonna be really excited when you're pregnant with the third kid. Like, who cares? You already have one of each. Clothing line, clothing line. They all do clothing line. You know, Eva Mendes does sponges for dishes. Oh, I thought you meant sponges when you do your makeup. No, dish sponges. Eva Mendes got a whole line. Get into sponges.

Get into it. Yeah. Well, just so you were hoping, Alabama Barker, Travis Barker's daughter, stepdaughter to Chloe has come out with a new baddie type of song. She's like, I got a lot of money, you don't. Yeah, it's I got a lot of money, I ain't broke, but you are, and also if you leave your man with me. I'll take your man.

Yeah, I'll take your man, which is a real pro-woman message. And with the long nails coming around like a hot guy, a lot of ass dropping and stuff. But she's smart enough to put her brother in it, and she's in the back of a car holding dollars with Courtney's in it? With Courtney and Courtney's just sitting there doing

Courtney thing where she's whatever she's awkward. She just like laughs. And so she's just like laughing in it, you know? And, but for one of those songs, it's not terrible. Oh yeah? It's not, I can't think of the beat, but it wasn't totally terrible. And like, again, what else are you gonna do as a nipple baby?

You think she's gonna go, you know, write essays and run for, you know, try to get into a sorority? No, so like, there you go. Yeah. Baddy baddy, whatever it is. Now I'm about to bark her, all right. Did you know that Selena got engaged?

I did, yeah, to... I like her ring. Yeah. I like her ring. Pretty good for her. A lot of people get upgrades of their ring after you've been married as long as I have. Put more stuff in it, more diamonds or?

The S or maybe a whole new diamond. Right. Anyway, I'm putting the hint out. Okay, this is our last one, this is really terrible. An AI bot hinted to a teen to kill his parents for restricting screen time, so now they're suing. But hinted in what way? The bot, I guess the kid,

I wanna say maybe the kid was on the spectrum, so this was like someone that he could like talk to. And he was like, my parents are restricting my time, my screen time. And the bot was like, my parents are restricting my time, my screen time. And the bot was like. Kill them. The bot was like, you know, they're trying to take your rights away.

Like, put it like literally, I guess the way it works is like, if you put this information, they would think, you know, based on maybe the word he used, restricted. They're like, well, people shouldn't try and restrict your right to like speech. And then it got to the place where they said, you know, based on maybe the word he used, restricted, they're like, well, people shouldn't try and restrict your right to like speech. And then it got to the place where they said, you know, and so then the two guys that created it said, well, you know, it's got some kinks we need to work with. Sure does.

Yeah. If you're those parents, there's a few kinks. I mean, luckily they were okay at everything. This throuple, you know, throuples are a big thing nowadays. And this throuple, they didn't know how they were gonna... Celebrate Christmas? Yeah, because it's hard enough to go to two sets of parents and now you have to go to three. Oh yeah, I guess you do.

So what do you do? Your parents are not coming out here or are they coming out here? No, they're not coming out there. They're staying out there in Myrtle, North Myrtle Beach. And do you guys, now, you have a mixed family as far as you, there's Judaism.

Yes, my wife is Jewish, yes, but they're not very, they're Christmas people. So you have a tree. We do. And do you do Hanukkah? Because isn't Hanukkah after Christmas? This year? This year it's the same week.

It's kind of, they enter. Oh, it's the same week. It's kind of, they entered. Oh, it's the same week. Yeah, it's wine. Sure. So do you get a gift for eight days plus a ton on Christmas day? That's where the kid really makes out. We're not, we don't do huge Hanukkah stuff.

Okay. We're more Christmassy, but we do light the candles. I mean, I'm not Jewish, so I just, it's all new to me. Right. I just sit and sing along, you along you know dreidel dreidel dreidel Well, that's fun. Is that not a Christmas one? I think they make treyles of Christmas. Yeah, okay Christmas II or Hanukkah II. Yeah. Yeah, and then do you?

Christmas day you do anything special will be in Hawaii. Oh, that's so great Just the three of you or as relatives coming You know that AI bot who said, did she kill your parents? I think I might kill my wife. No, they're coming, they're coming. Yeah. Did you guys get a big house?

Or are you each having your own hotel rooms? No, we already had our room. Okay, so everyone has their own hotel rooms. Our trip had already been booked. Okay. And they were like, well, it would be great if we came too. Like, let's do it all as a family. So now it's everybody, not my family, her family.

So now I gotta hang out with them again. A lot of, you know. So what's a podcast again? You know, a lot of that. They try. No, they can't still ask. Really? I'm telling you, if I asked AI bot,

they would tell me, you need to kill them. I know, the bot is like, how long have you been doing the podcast? Are they still asking you what a podcast is? Yeah, so it's a lot of that. Oh my God. And that's like five days now. But also we're thinking, oh, maybe we could leave Beckett with them. Right, have a couple nice dinners out. Yeah, we might be able to get out. Yeah, you absolutely can do that.

Right, but once again, kind of a little worthless as far as like that goes. They're older, you know, so they're like, we don't, I don't know how to do this anymore, too much. Yeah. She was up till 8 p.m., you know, we were already asleep. I saw this comedian say this thing that was really funny because he's like, you know, every grandparent, when you're like, okay, like the first grandkid comes and they're like, no, mom, like we do it like this, whatever. And they're like, please, I've done this before.

They're like, there's no other job, but like parenting and then grandparenting, that if you left the factory for 35 years and then came back 35 years later, you wouldn't be like, maybe I need a day of retraining. Oh my God, that's funny. It's so true. It's like, no, there's a whole thing

that we do different and like with the food and with the sleeping and all of that. A lot of that. Yeah, that is really funny. Well, Chris, do you have shows that you would like the Juicy Scoopers to attend? How about New Year's Eve? New Year's Eve, Tacoma, Juicy Scoopers to attend? How about New Year's Eve? New Year's Eve, Tacoma, Washington.

Tacoma Comedy Club on New Year's Eve at Tacoma Comedy Club. Two shows, one at midnight, got a midnight show. That's exciting. Oh, so you, wait, that starts at midnight? No, no, no. You know, end at midnight. Oh, okay. So then you have to like really watch the time and then you're going to be in charge

of the... Yeah. At Tacoma Comedy Club in Tacoma. By the way, one day I ruined that and it still haunts me. and then you're gonna be in charge of the. Yeah, at Tacoma Comedy Club in Tacoma. By the way, one day I ruined that and it still haunts me. I ruined it in Chicago one time too, yeah. I was in Chicago too when I ruined it. Really?

They were like freaking out and I'm like, well, let me just finish the act. Let me just finish like this bit. 12, 10, you finally drop the balloons. And then they're like all pissed and I was like. Yeah, I think I left early and they're like all pissed. And I was like. Yeah. I think I left early. And they're like, it's 11.45. I'm like, oh, I was kind of done.

Yeah. Anyway, so then I got February 13th, the Irvine improv. Nice. Valentine, like Valentine come down. That's a great weekend for stand up. Oklahoma City, Oklahoma City, Brick Town Comedy Club. I'm there. That's January 25th and 26th. And then Oklahoma City, Oklahoma City Brick Town Comedy Club, I'm there. That's January 25th and 26th.

And Tulsa, Tulsa's 25th and 26th, Oklahoma City's 23rd and 24th. Oklahoma. Tulsa and Oklahoma City. All will be on frangiola.fun, podcast called Cover to Cover. If you like podcasts, come over and listen to that one when you're done with Khloe Kardashian

or the girl from Samantha or whoever. Kristen Davis. Kristen Davis, yeah. That'd be great. I'm sure that's gonna be really cool. The thing is, if she does not talk about Sex in the City, it's going to be a challenge. Yeah.

And it's like, I'm sure she doesn't want to. That's another thing a lot of people do, and they're like, let's do a recap of the show we were on 10 years ago. We just to go through, you know, cause those girls, the office do it. But do they, I mean, you've got to, they must have, they've had it for now like eight years.

So they must have gone through every episode. And then do they start all over again? I'm not sure how that one works. With like a different guest? Yeah, maybe. I mean, I don't know how all of us. Or do they talk about other things? I have been wondering about that. Like what happens once you've gone. I mean, I don't know how almost- Or do they talk about other things? I have been wondering about that.

Like what happens once you've gone through every episode? I don't know. But it's a kind of smart way to start out. Then if they like your personalities, then you could probably branch out. I think those girls now do like, they just chat. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, okay. Well, Chris, what a great year we've had. And thank you for being on Juicy Scoop. Thank you for having me. We had lots of fun shows that we did together out on the road. We had a good live run there, that was fun. Good live shows, looking forward to a 25 with you.

2025? 2025. I'll be here. Can you believe it? Still going? Do you ever feel like- Yeah, I freak out because the year I was born the year I was born, you know, was a really long time ago.

I mean, I'm starting to. So I'm sometimes just like, oh my God, you know, and like, this is like a big, like coming up, it's like a big year for me. Big year as far as what? I'll have been married 25 years in May. I will have done this for 10 years in June. Wow. It's a big age here.

No, it's 50? 55. What? 55. 55. Oh yeah, I mean it was, that's true. 55, which I feel every year I live the, I say I'm the year coming up just so I don't freak, so the whole year I'm like Heather,

enjoy that you're not that yet, but whatever. But I feel great about everything, so I'm kind of like, I feel like that, I should do something special for that coming up. I don't know what it's gonna be. But I feel like, but then I'm like that person doing like a triple combo and Mother's Day. Right, right, right. Yeah, it's, yeah, I'm at that point too,

where I'm just like, I don't know, how much more do I got in me? You know? That's why I was like, Jim Carrey, I'm like, stay away! What are you doing? I wanna get back in, like, why? Yeah. I mean, some people just don't wanna quit.

Yes. I'm gonna read books and watch movies. Yeah. This holiday. Fantastic. Anyway, thank you. Happy holidays, everyone. Thank you. I hope it's a great year and end of,

and hope the drones don't get us. That's right. That's right. And if not, and this was the end, I had a great time. Yeah. Not the aliens from the world now. Yeah, you take over.

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