Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Chris Franjola, D4vid Arrested and my RHOBH Cameo

Episode Date: April 21, 2026

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Oh my gosh, you guys are going to be so thrilled. So quickly back from last time, blue eyes wearing green. Your eyes look a little green today, Chris Franjola. Look how cute you are wearing, put up your shoe. Matching shoes, adorable. And even have a green, I know you didn't think of this, but you have a green case on your phone. Yeah, I guess I do.

I mean, you are just a fashion delight, Chris. I had these shoes specially made for me. Some guy in Etsy make shoes, and I saw them, and they took about nine months for him to make them, but they eventually showed up. And are they so comfortable? I love them, yeah. Oh, my God. I don't know if I should wear green shoes, but I love them. Anyway.

No, they're great color. Thank you. Happy to be back. I actually made a conscious effort to dress more like an adult. So I went and bought adult clothes a few weeks ago. You were buying in the kid section prior? No, I felt like I was, you know, I was wearing things that I probably. A little too young, you know, because I'm getting up there now.

And this is my attempt at adult clothing. Well, I'm glad you said that. Oh, really? I currently still am sitting in shorts. However, I'm dressed a little more adult. I have a long-sleeved blouse on. Okay. And I am going to do stagecoach activities this weekend.

Oh, stagecoach. Going to stagecoach this weekend with my friends Stacy. That's the country version of Coachella. Coachella, yeah. And so I went to Boot Barn. Oh. In Thousand Oaks yesterday. They food barn.

Boot barred. And because I was like, I just need some like country clothes. I don't even know where to begin. Yeah. And in figuring out the outfits, I kept saying, Heather, like, remember, you know, that you are not 24. Yeah. Listen to the haters, you old fucking bitch. Like, stop it.

Sometimes the haters can help you. Sometimes the haters. And I was like, you know, but I also want like a cute outfit. And I think I did pretty well. Like I bought a lot. And then I called my sorority sister as you do. You're always sorority sisters. And I'm like, I have like two vests in different colors.

Like we're going to put our whole outfits together. So yeah, let me know if you guys can get us into anything. Stage coach. We're looking for some fun parties why we're staying at my house in Lakeinta. And I am still figuring out what passes I have. I'm still like working on my thing. To go to certain parties or? I just really just want to go like one day.

Are you in the country music? I do love the country music. Oh, okay. And I do love the way my head looks in a cowboy hat. Okay. First of all, you don't have to worry about your roots showing. You don't have to worry about your hair if your hair is a little screwed up and you don't want to redo it. Right.

You wear a hat all weekend long and you still look cute. Yeah. How, but where can you, they can't wear it in everyday life the cowboy hat. I think it looks a little, it gets a little laughable. I know, you can't. I wish you. could because I do love myself in a class. So I got a black cowboy hat. I have a cream one. I have a pink one. I have black boots. I have white boots. Yeah. I have sparkly boots, but I don't think I'm going to do sparkly. Okay. Um, we'll see. Hook me up. Email me. It really does. The cowboy hat does hide a lot of, I mean, you know, you can see so many country Western men who cowboy had on just like, you know, good looking. I Tim McGraw, Dwight Yorkham, and they take it off.

Like who's that guy? It's a different person. And then it's like, I didn't even know that that was your head shape. Yeah. It's wild. It's a great invention. The cowboy hat. I would love the cowboy hat to be an everyday thing.

It is in some places. Yeah. Yeah. Which I sometimes find like, really? We're going to wear the cowboy hat in the middle of the afternoon. And it's just like in like, you know, just like CVS. But some people do, you know. I'm just going to bring it back.

Just going to wear it all. It's a different style. I had something happened to me. So I was on TV. Again? Welcome back. I returned to television. And, you know, I went, so this is what happened.

I was just on a very small part of the finale real houses of Beverly Hills. They show this part of that Kathy Hilton is showing. And they showed me and they actually wrote my name. Oh. I was shocked. Oh, you didn't know. I didn't know that they would feature me. Yeah.

However, a few weeks ago, they emailed me and I know the Bravo people from them bringing their talent here and whatnot. And they just said, hi, you were at the Kathy Isle the party. We never had you sign a release. Will you sign one? So I figured maybe I'd be in the background, but I was talking to Denise Richards for a while. I was talking to Rachel Zoh. I'm like, maybe I'm in a conversation or something, whatever.

I wasn't like, I didn't plan a viewing party over. Okay, let's just say that. Right. Okay. I was imagine I invite everybody over. I get like Magiados. Anyway, I, then someone sends it to me from the East Coast. And I'm like, oh, okay.

That's, oh, I'm like, I'm kind of shocked they gave me my name because I'm like, you know, I don't feel like I get a lot of respect to the bravoverse. So I was like, okay, whatever, fine. But then I was made aware over the weekend of a couple bitches. Oh, no. That were being, you know, content creators, whatever you want to call it. Uh-huh. And this one girl put on her stories.

Oh, a paid appearance. Like I paid to go. Oh, you paid. Like, I paid to go. First of all, that doesn't exist. Not that I know. For someone to be attending. You cannot pay to attend a party that's being filmed by Bravo.

So that's just a lie. And second of all, I was just kind of like, oh my God, do I even have to defend myself? First of all, I didn't even know it was being filmed. This is the third time I've gone to Kathy Hilton's house where it wasn't being filmed. I came after another event, then walked to. in, and that's why I never signed a release because I didn't even know it was being done, saw the girls that were filming

and did enjoy being there because it was the finality, I did hear them screaming at a corner at each other, and that was kind of fun to watch from afar and stuff. I got my free necklace. It was a Nikki Hilton, I'm wearing it's little B. It was Nikki Hilton's jewelry line, which was fun. And it was fine. So anyway, this girl that

wrote this, she's called Melissa from Minnesota. Her former handle was Heather McDonnell. obsessed. Oh. But now apparently she's Melissa from Minnesota and she, bless her heart, she tries real hard, but the snark just is there. And then two cunts on a Zoom, they have a podcast.

Is that really the name of me? Yes, two cunts on a Zoom. Two cunts on a Zoom. They also said on their show in which they have a producer write down scenes and then they just go through it to somewhat recap the show that one used to be on. And then they go, oh, there was a jump scare. How did she get there? Me?

How did she get there? Why is she at these parties? I don't know, bitch. Maybe because I've been in the business for 30 years. So two cunts on a Zoom. Two cunts on a Zoom. Can go fuck off. Yeah.

Well, I, you said you had a free matcha. I saw your clip. I did. I just got a free mantra. Like I walked in. I'm making fun of it too. Did they give you a free macha or? So you walk in and they have food and drinks, you know, for the party.

Everyone got a free little bee necklace. Yeah. And then. And you got paid, of course, for the appearance. So you paid. No, I didn't get paid and I didn't. Yeah. And I didn't pay.

Yeah. I went, got my necklace, got a couple bites, got to talk to a bunch of people I knew, like Denise and Rachel's O and Bose. And, you know, I know all these people, like, because I've been doing this for a long time. Like, sorry that, you know, like, you're like bitter Betty, Betty. but like I really don't care. Like I was like, it's all my way back from Beverly Hills to my normal life, which is I never even want to leave there.

So who cares? Real bitchy, but, you know. Congratulations. Thank you. Yeah. Thank you. Welcome to the bravovers or so whatever. Back at it, having fun.

Okay. I just read an article today that macha, the scientist is saying macha can stop you from sneezing. Oh. Yeah. So if you have any sneezing issues, drink. match and apparently there's a connection between macha and stopping you from sneezing. Well, I'm glad to hear that it's not something bad. No, it says it's okay. It's good.

I went to Airwan the other day. Yeah. And I couldn't handle it. Why not? The prices. Yeah. I just couldn't. The internal monologue I had. Boot Barn. How's Boot Barn's prices? Great. Pretty good. Fucking great. And so I went there and I went to go, you know what? I'm just going to get a smoothie. Yeah.

The Haley Beaver smoothie was not there. No, they don't. You could get it, but it's not on the menu anymore. So I'm going on the iPad thing. And I am just like, I cannot. I cannot spend the $22. Don't you think they're in on the, like, that's part of the, they're in on the joke now.

It's like everyone makes the joke that is so expensive. Now they're like, well, we have to be expensive. That's why people are coming in to see how ridiculous. I don't know, just to see like these people that just these kids and these teenagers and the nannies and the four-year-olds just eating. Like, like there's no tomorrow. I just, I can't, I was just like, so then I go, okay, I'll, oh, here's one for $12. Yeah.

I'll get that. That was like, it was like lemon and mango and some mint. I'm like, I'll do that. It was this big. It was so small. That's why it was $12. And I was like, this little sad thing. And so then I go over for the lunch and I'm like, not doing it.

Yeah. Now, I'm just going to go eat at home. I could not, could not handle it. I mean, the internal dialogue, when people talk about, food noise. I'm like, I have the money noise about the food. Yeah. I'm like, Heather, you deserve that, you know. I went out yesterday. You deserve to add some

salmon to that salad. I'm like, I don't know that you do. Wow. I don't know that you do, Heather. Good for you. That's a good way to be. No, it's not. No, it's not. What am I saving it for? You never know. You never know. We're just going to talk about it. Story coming up, Megan trainer. You never know. You never know. Yeah. So it's, you got to save. I went out yesterday. We went out to

first, I never go anywhere. You know, with the Century City Mall for a birthday party. I do love that mall. I know it's so nice. It's beautiful, yeah. Yeah, and it was a drop-off birthday party, which is the greatest thing. Whoever invented these is the greatest thing ever. You mean you don't have to stay with your kid?

No, you drop them off. There's enough nannies. There's enough d' camp. This place called camp. They do like kids' birthday parties and stuff. And it was a themed, whatever, you know, whatever theme it was. And they just go into the back. No parents allowed.

But that's what it always was. I know. And then all of a sudden it was like, know, all the parents stay, so now you need a bar. And I'm like, I used to just have a carnival. What was the cake? Carvel. Carvel cake. Carvel cake and swimming. Yeah. And everybody was dropped off.

For multiple days. No, I know. They just spent the night. It's the great. We didn't even know what to do with ourselves. They were like, come back at six and we're like, well, what do we do now? I hope you went to like. We did. We went to like Javier's and have a cute lunch.

We went to Javier's. You did. Thumbs down kind of. Wasn't overlaid. It's overdone now. Yeah, we just sat at the bar and, you know. What'd you get? I got like some sort of margarita.

No food, though. No, uh, suveje. It wasn't great. No, whatever. I mean, yeah. But the vibe is nice. It was fine. Yeah, but the greatest thing ever.

Yeah. Can I just say this? I don't know if she's a juicy scoop fan, but I want to thank this woman. Yes. Okay. So I'm standing there with all the school parents waiting for our daughter to be released from the party. And we're all just chatting about stuff, you know, traffic and, you know, just, small talk and this woman like breaks through the whole crowd of people and goes i just want to say

chris frangelo i'm a huge fan and shakes my hand in front of it and they all witnessed it i have been waiting for this moment my entire life i asked you if the people at the school know that there is a star among them they do know now they know but they don't know like enough i don't think they needed to see it they need to see in action i mean it was as about as good of timing as that's ever happened to me. The times that that's happened to me, it's usually followed up by whoever that wonderful juicy scooper is, then has a friend and goes,

I don't know who you are. It's my fate, yeah. Why is she freaking out? I have no idea who you are. I love that. After every show, there's got to be one asshole. Like, you don't need to get aggressive with me. I'm sorry that your friend knows who I am and you don't know who I am.

What is the psychology behind the person who has to knock you down a peg? I think it's a woman thing. No, I get it from a lot. woman and she's a woman and that other person's a woman and they're just like, I don't understand why my best friend is fucking excited to meet you. Yeah. I'm the best friend. It's such a strange thing to say to somebody. It's like really aggressive and I'm like, well, I don't, I don't know what to say to you. Like, how are I going to defend? I'm not lying. Just like I didn't lie here

two cunts in a Zoom. I did not lie about it. I was fucking invited and I went. I showed up because it was a convenient thing to go. And I like, like a cute pop-up at a gorgeous house. Yeah. Like Kathy and Nikki Linton. You're all living your life. You're living your life. Your kids are grown.

Oh, you're fucking thirsty bitch. Yeah. What are you talking about? You're free to go out and do what you want to do. Like if you got invited, you turn it down. Like, whatever. I mean, in the two cunts defense, they call themselves right up front, two cunts. So they're just living up to it.

Two cunts on a Zoom. They never get together in real life. Right. Right. Yeah. Oh, that's fun. Anyway. Local news is in decline across Canada.

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Here we go. finally David was arrested for the murder of Celeste. Yeah. The 14-year-old girl who was found in the trunk of a car he owns, the Tesla that he owns. Now, according to his people, let me just give you the details of it. He was arrested April 16th in the connection of 14. I cannot believe how young she was. Celeste Rivas Hernandez.

The girl's body was discovered seven months ago. That's how long this has been. on for. It was, he was under a secret grand jury investigation for months. His lawyers maintain his innocence stating there is no evidence linking him to the death. So that's what I thought why that wasn't happening is that they had to get everything they could together to convince a grand jury that he should be arrested. And he has been arrested and he is currently being held without bail.

So he has to stay there. They must have something strong. I think they have something strong. I think what they have. is, which is what I've always said, is somebody in his world has turned or given some indisputable, like, evidence that he knew about it, is involved and did it. Right. And someone was helped covering it up.

Yeah. So that was interesting that the only picture they have of him is him wearing, like, kind of a sensible blouse, which is like a strange picture from a murder suspect. Well, I've seen the other ones where he actually wore a. There's the one from the music video where he's dragging a body to a car. Oh, really? And one where he has a white t-shirt with bloody handprints on it. So that, which he sold that shirt too.

So that was all before the song came out. He should just be arrested for the dating a 14-year-old girl alone, right? Yeah. Aren't they like dating or something? Yeah, I mean, she was around all the time. But the friends thought he told friends that she was a 19-year-old going to USC. So he already knew it was wrong. Yeah.

She wasn't lying and saying that. Like, she... And then I think her parents just might have, you know, been, okay, she's like a runaway or doing her own thing. It wasn't like a CPS she's been kidnapped missing. Yeah. They kind of knew she was, like, hanging out with this older guy. And I guess, I don't know, some parents, maybe they thought it was cool that he was a big singer. I mean...

Yeah. It's really sad. It was a sad story. This is... This showed up on people. And it, Kardashian family chef reveals the number one food influencers are eating at Coachella. I hope you're watching this on YouTube because the photo of this chef and the comments, everybody is like, if Chris Jenner became a tattooed lesbian, literally looks exactly like Chris Jenner.

Yeah. And so everybody in the comments were like, wow, like what happens when you start working for the Kardashians? because there was this other guy that was Kylie Jenner's makeup artist that over the years started to fill his ass. Oh, really? Gait nails, started to do the makeup, got the lips. And there's something where you just start morphing into them. Your voice changes like them.

Happen to Bruce. Yeah. Same thing. You know, he started. I mean, if it's evident, it can happen to Bruce, then you can imagine it can happen to the chef. The makeup artist, the everybody. Uh-huh.

You're around it and you're just like, this is what I want. Right. I can't stop it. Nobody's seen Robin a long time. It's probably Rachel now. You know? Who knows? I don't know, but it was pretty amazing.

Sabrina Carpenter, second week of Coachella, brought out Madonna. And now I've seen different points of view of it. Like videos? Yes. And one was, you know, a young gay guy. when they start to like do the Vogue snaps. Yeah. And thank God that young gay guy knows what's about to happen

because he was like, no, oh my God, oh my God. Then Madonna comes out. But I saw a lot of other video where people were kind of like, okay, like not as excited. That's what I've been reading. I've been reading a bunch of takes on it where people were upset, people our age, who are very upset that the crowd

is not enthusiastic at all about it. And most of the people I heard were upset that everyone's holding up their phones. Everybody. Yes. And nobody's watching the concert. I mean, they're watching it, but through their phones. So they're not clapping along or dancing along. They did like a prayer, I think, together.

That was a song. So it's a good, you know. I mean, I can see whatever. But also, Madonna, as great as we all think she is, she is a generation removed from. Like two generations removed. Yeah, exactly. Even more than. Because I was thinking about it, like a prayer was a hit song when I,

I was in college. Right. So I'm like, that was a really long time ago. Yeah. You know? And because I have Gen Z people in my life that you came out of me and I've raised and I was just with two of them last night, my daughter and her boyfriend. And, you know, I'm like, have you heard of these people?

Yeah. No. And then, oh, but have you heard of Cameron Diaz? Yes, I've heard of her. Yeah. It's like, wow, okay, you know, like I forget. But then I remember how my mom would always be like, oh, Gina Rollins. I was like, who's Gina Rollins?

Like, just like these kind of things where I'm like, okay, I get, if you didn't live it, why would you know it? Right. And but I mean, she wore the same corset that she wore 20 years ago. Donna did. Yeah. So that was a flex on her part that you could still fit in it. Some people were like, oh, my God, you know, the guy had to hold her hand down the steps. I'm like, as he should.

And then I'm like, also she, yes, her face is slicked back and everything. And she looks amazing. But she is like 64. Yeah. So like you, she's not going to be, have the same walk as, as Sabrina Carpenter. Like, no matter how good you look at a certain point. Balance becomes an issue. Yeah, exactly.

And like the way you talk and walk changes. But I thought it was fun. I feel like like a prayer is a good song that you'd think that they would know. And I think that they were excited, but, you know, I guess people video film it all the time because I'm like, this is all the more reason not to film it because it's everywhere. But I think it's because so many of them are influencers or want to get the views. And they're like, if I'm the one that puts it up first, then that might be the one that picks up and gets 100,000 views. As a guy who goes to quite a few concerts, I don't, I take my phone out like once and take a picture. picture and then that's the end of it.

I was just a Bruce Springsteen. I was talking about old men, old people, the whole crowd's 75. Yeah. Every single person has got their phone out. The whole time. Even there? Even there. 75 year old men the whole time filming the concert.

I was like, but are you really going to go back and watch it? No, that's what I don't understand. And why can't you go watch someone else's footage and enjoy yourself while you're there? And what do you show, you're going to show it to other people? Like, people want to watch your grainy footage of nine minute long Bruce Springsteen song? Like nobody wants to see it. feeling of like don't film the fireworks no or the moon take a picture like the full moon it never works it's always like like no matter what i know why can't you take it i get burned every

you know why because the moon doesn't exist the they've been lying to the moon is the sun remember that the sun and the moon are the same thing yeah same thing yeah i do remember that um so anyway i thought it i would have been very excited how you didn't go to Coachella at all, right? I did not go to Coachella. And then there is this old granny that's that is going to Coachella taking all these photos. It is all AI. It's not, she's not a real influencer. This old granny. So it's an old granny that kind of has an old face, but has like a killer body. And then someone like, you're not talking about Madonna right now. No. And so this, so someone said it to me and it's, she's in a Coachella outfit and she's

walking and people like, wow, look at her posture. I'm like, it's not real. Again, it's an 80, even if you look good at 80, you still wouldn't be walking like a 24-year-old girl. So they did this whole AI thing. And then somebody wrote like the different generations, how they react to something that's AI. Gen Z is like, it's AI, dummy.

Millennials are like, I'm pretty sure it's AI, but I'm still going to like it because I think it's cool. And then Gen X is like, this is amazing. I've never seen anything so incredible. Good for her. I need to get her skincare routine. Just fooled by everything. Yeah.

Yeah. Justin Bieber, the whole thing with the YouTube, you know, there's been different things I've seen. And I'm not really sure of what the truth is. But he's saying all new songs at the top. Then he sang with his laptop to his old material when he was young. Yeah. And people think there is a big correlation to him selling his whole catalog for 200 million.

Yeah. And this was sort of a loophole around it. That either he didn't have to pay or they wouldn't make money off of him performing. I'm not exactly sure. We've looked into it and I don't really know. But he showed the YouTube clips. By doing the YouTube clips, he still owns the YouTube. So he's singing along with YouTube versus if he just,

didn't do it with the laptop. This is a theory. And saying just normal dancing around like he did before he sold the catalog for $200 million. I heard he was good. I heard I had friends who were there and they said he sounded great. I mean, he's just so likable and entertaining. And this weekend, he, wait, I wanted to go back. He brought up Billy Eilish, who's literally been his super fan, like that shows her when she's like 12 in a video being like,

I want to have a boyfriend, but I don't see how I could have a boyfriend unless it's not, unless it's, you know, Justin Bieber. And what I didn't realize is that Phineas, her brother, Billy Alic's brother, he wrote Lonely. Yeah. I thought Justin Bieber wrote Lonely. Well, Finiis co-writes with everybody. Yeah. Yeah. So I thought, so what was amazing is they said that he couldn't believe how, like, well the lyrics made sense in Justin's life.

Yeah. And I always thought Justin wrote that. And I thought it was about the time that he came on Chelsea lately and he was feeling sick. And they had a doctor come shoot him up with a B-12 shot in his butt at 12 so that he could do our stupid show. Because he was like, and I was sick and nobody cared. And I'm like, I can't believe he remembers that horrible time. But I don't.

I was sitting next to him dressed as him. I used to play him. And while he got to B-12 shot, I was sitting next to him dressed exactly like him, which is the I mean, if it all ends tomorrow, I have some pretty good stories to tell. And then I got with Sarah and Jen, and we were old, horny people trying to seduce him in another sketch in skimpy outfits. I don't know why every time we had nothing else to write, we would just go to, let's just try and fuck them, you know? I remember, I think you were with me in the sketch where they made me try to fuck Miss Piggy. They did. They wanted you to...

And then I think they said no to that. No, yes. The people from Sesame Street or whatever. The Muppet. They were like, no, we can't do that. We're like, why not? They're like, yeah, because we can't sexualize her. Yeah, but see, you guys don't realize. Heather is the thirsty, fame, horror, desperate loser.

Yeah. Chris is an old, desperate, horny single guy. So he would fuck a Muppet. Right. Yeah, so I like knocked on her... We had like a sketch where we'd be knocking on her dressing room door with flowers. And then they wanted me to go in and you're like, fig squealing.

It didn't happen, everybody. We didn't do it. But it was pitched. We had to pitch it to the nerdy puppeteers of Jim Henson's. And then also they did this thing where they're like, we need the audience to like either leave the set or we have to set her up because they couldn't. You couldn't see them dead. You couldn't see them their legs.

Yeah. It was a puppet. So that, or no, I know what it was. They had to put like a black sheet around it. Around it, yeah. So then when the time came for the interview, the black sheet, and she was seated there, you know. And then we had to manipulate the chairs. Remember we had to cut a hole in the chair so the guy could go underneath the chair?

Upper vagina. Yeah, it was so wild. And it was Kermit, too. They both there. We had two of them. That's weird that they were against you because Kermit was, I thought Kermit and Miss Piggy were a couple. No, well, they were a couple, I believe, but never married. And also, if you remember, Miss Piggy was.

like a very highly sexualized. Remember she would always want to have sex with Kermit? And he was always the one. It was like, absolutely not. I'm dumb. Nobody's. But Bird and Ernie, they fucked. You know, who knows? But didn't they come out recently and say, yeah, they were.

I think I did finally say, I think that they were like a couple. Yeah. Or they're just roommates that, you know. Did you used to watch Sesame Street? I mean, I loved, I loved Porky Pigs' wife. But that's not Sesame Street. And I like, and I like, and I like, and I like, and I like. And I liked Miss Piggy's look.

And I liked Miss Piggy's look. Yeah. Because I liked a lot of hair. I liked glam. Yeah. I hear you. And so, like, she was by far like my favorite. I didn't like the old people that went to the opera.

Oh, yeah. Right. The old man. And I didn't like the one that looked like Donna Tully's, Versace's sister. Oh, okay. I don't like that one. Remember that one that has a face like that. Yeah.

The lips. Oh, yes, yes, yes. I don't like that one. Okay. I only liked Piggy. What about Big Bird? Wasn't that a one, two? No, that was Sesame Street.

I'm saying, Sesame Street. This wasn't Sesame Street. Yes, Miss Piggy was Sesame Street. No, no. Isn't she a Muppet? No, Henson, that guy that created... Oh, they're different than Sesame Street? Yes, there's the guy by the last name of Henson.

Yeah, Jim Henson. Jim Henson created all the Muppets. I just know people are in their car. A freaking out right now. The facts of this. I know, because they're a Muppet fanatics out there. Prepare! Well, you know what?

We didn't prepare. From there, you don't know the difference. We were not, when we sat down today, I did not think we'd get into when Chris was forced to try to have sex with Miss Piggy. In a comedic way with Miss Piggy. And the powers that be on Miss Piggy's team said, no. Yeah. Like, we are not going to subject her to. The things we had to pitch to people, I mean, seeing the shocked look on some of their faces sometimes when we would go pitch to them, they're like, oh, no, I won't do that.

I'm like, why not? Why not? We are horrible every day. Yeah. Anyway. Then, oh, this was interesting. This guy, there's a fake Justin Bieber rep who pulled up a bold 200,000 Coachella versus EV rental heist. So this guy, this was like very weird.

He used the singer's name to orchestrate the theft of four Moki electric vehicles. Those are the kind of cute, like. Yeah, little cars. Yeah, that this follows a trend. of Beaver Impostors, you being one of them. I was one, yeah. Notably, a French impersonator named Dylan Desclos recently duped a Las Vegas nightclub into giving him 10 grand bar tab and stage time before being caught.

I remember that one. So what he goes and acts like him and then they're like... He went on stage and people were buying it. They were like, you see the video of it's wild. People are going crazy in the audience. He doesn't even look that much like Beaver. He's like, how are you? They fooled by this.

but you could sing like that or something. He said, I'm Justin Bieber. He got a VIP table. They gave him 10 grand and he left. Did a couple songs and walked out. Okay. What about did you see Ice Spice, the singer? This is so weird.

So it's surveillance videos. She's just out of McDonald's with her friend. She's wearing sweats. And this girl who must have recognized her, who is a fan slash hater, comes up and they're sitting in the booth. And she's kind of trapped. Yeah.

And the girl's like leaning over her being like talking to her with her fingers. And, and Ice Spice is like, what are you? Like, what are you doing? And then she leans over and she goes and hits Ice Spice. And then Ice Spice just goes at her. Yeah. And it's just amazing to me because I'm like, I know this might be a shock. I've never been in a street fight.

No? I couldn't see that. I couldn't see you in a street fight. I've never been in a street fight. So I think if someone just went and did something. something like that, I would just crowd. I wouldn't know, I don't know if I couldn't, if I, if my instinct would even be to like fight back. I think I'd be so incredibly shocked. Yeah. I mean, the only time I was slapped was when Chewy hit me. And I was so shocked.

It was part of a bit. Let's not. It was a real ass slap them. I know, but yeah. But I didn't know it was coming. Yeah. No, I didn't know it was coming. Yeah. But that's like the only time. And I'm just kind of like, oh my God. And I was just like, I certainly didn't think to slap them back. That would have been better. But did you see this? I did see it. It was shocked. And then.

When they went outside. Yeah. She goes running over. Ice spice runs over and she uses the tables. It's like she runs over the four table. It was amazing. I'm just weirded out of people who dine in at McDonald's. That was my takeaway from it.

I'm like, why are they dining in? Like you take McDonald's to go and you eat in your car like everyone else. Sad and lonely in your car. Yeah, I agree. I think that you can eat in at certain in and outs and that's kind of cute. Yeah. Or what's the other one that has the burgers that I feel like people go. Also, they give you free peanuts.

Five guys. Yeah, five guys. I feel like that one you could go eat in. Yeah. There's a couple. Yeah, but dining in in certain establishments is weird to me. Yeah. It's even weird to me.

They call it a dining room. Like the dining room is open. I'm like, dining room. Where's that? Anyway, I don't even know how the story ended, but I hope she's okay. It was a fight. And she joked about it the next day. She talked about it and said, you know, she had a.

Pretty good take on it. Megan Traynor, by the way, this wig is really awful. The wigs are awful. I'm glad you brought that up. I want to talk about this. I believe I just watched this movie. I don't know if anyone's seen it. It's called Song Sung Blue.

Okay, I've not seen it. I know you hated my last movie recommendation. I'm going to give you this recommendation now. And I want you to immediately text me the moment or while you're watching it to let me know what you think. It first of all, I was on a plane. So there's that. Okay. It's the cheesiest movie I think I've ever seen in my life.

I want to know your take on it. She was nominated for an Oscar. She was nominated for an Oscar for it. I don't know how or why. Hugh Jackman's in it as well. They play a couple. It's a true story. They play like a Neil Diamond cover band people.

Cover band people. And apparently, I guess they got big in Milwaukee or something. Yeah. But they make it seem like people are going berserk for a Neil Diamond cover band. Yeah. And then it just gets so dark and takes so many weird turns. At one point, Kate Hudson loses her leg. and they have a, like a, you know, like a prosthetic.

Prostatic on her, but it's the worst prosthetic. It looks like a loaf of bread because they show it a couple of times. The prosthetic? Yeah, but she's like lying in bed. Anyway, the point, my point is this. Wait, how did she lose her leg? She got hit by a car. And it hit her, she got hit by a car twice in the movie.

And I'm like, I guess in real life. I'm like, is this real? And she was hit by car twice? I don't know. I couldn't read that far into it. I was so infuriated by the whole thing. So you didn't think it was good. No.

It's so cheesy. I'm curious to see what people think. I know some people wrote me and said, I love it. I know some people really love, I mean, I am, okay, I'm going to watch it now. But is there an awful wig in it? That's what I'm saying. Okay. Wigs in movies have gotten so bad.

I don't know when that became a thing. So bad. I think someone started it, Nicole Kidman, and everyone else was like, wait a minute. Yeah. If we can just do a wig, I can protect my own hair. And we can all save an hour and a half. And then the makeup hair person is like, well, I can save a lot of time too. And then it matches.

Yeah. Because that's always a thing. Like when I did white chicks, like I had this updo and then we had to do it another day. And like they really had to like take photos of everything so that it all matched. So it's like if it's just a wig, you have no problem matching it. But whoever was making wigs at one time in Hollywood was fantastic, I think. And now they must have died or quit because every wig I see. Once I see a wig movie, like Hugh Jackman trying, you know, in a wig, I'm out, I'm out.

I'm out. I'm out on any bad wig. But were their characters wearing wigs because they were being impersonators. No. But of course, Kate Hudson, it's like an 80s movie, so she's got a bad 80s wig on. And it's so, it's all. By the way, I just saw a clip of an old movie like on TikTok called Le Divorce or something. Okay. In which Kate Hudson plays a, it looks pretty juicy, by the way.

It's a long time ago where she plays like a mistress of this. guy and she's wearing a wig in that too and it's like the bang wig and i just feel like whenever it's a bang wig also because it's just too hard to very few people could actually make their bangs like lay like that yeah it almost has to be a wig i think she is a fan of wigs okay yeah that could be true and i think that's kind of her thing like when she does movies she's just like get me a wig yeah so we don't have to waste our time on this yeah there's been some bad once lately in movies. That's all I'm saying. It's really taking me out. So this is Megan

Traynor and it's just, it looks like a Halloween costume. No, that, I thought it was when it first popped up. Um, and the wig is so bad and you know, she's, the biggest thing is that she was, I ain't no size to and now she is a size too. So people feel that that's what's going on with her life.

Is that her, they're so mad that she got thin, they had to like make sure that something wasn't going right to life. And she canceled to a tour. She had a big tour, world tour. Cancelled her tour and then immediately sold her house for $6.8 million in Encino. Now, originally it was priced at $12 million, which is probably too high. But that's quite a slash. I don't know if it was up for a year and it went from 12 to 10 to 8 and then finally.

But to do it right after we cancel, right before we cancel the tour, she just had a baby. Right. So she's like, I want to spend time that, you know, J-Lo did the same thing. I want to spend time with my two 18-year-olds. Yeah, ticket sales are a week. And I think it's one of those things where, yeah, this happens, you know, where you're like, I committed to this, but the sales aren't good. I want out.

Yeah. Like, I don't want to do it. How do we get out of this? And it's perfect if you're a mother. Right. I just want to see one guy go, I'm canceling my comedy tour. I just, you just spend more time with my five-year-old. You're about to see it.

I might do it in a couple of weeks. You think I want to go to these places I go? Absolutely not. I'll tell you people, I don't cancel. I was in Buffalo last week in front of, you know, 42 people. It doesn't, I'm there. I know exactly. But I don't know.

What do you say? I mean, it's probably, I think it's always like a combo of a few things. Could she still do the tour? Yes. Could they push it and try to sell it? Yes. which is not, it's just alleged, is she getting ready to get divorced, which I hope is not the case? And then by selling the house and then not going on tour, she could do a settlement with him

and then in like two years go on tour and I don't think you would have access to that money from the tour. I know another person who filed for divorce before big things happened for them too And got this and got all nice and settled with the partner who didn't make as much money. And then was like, and then that person's like, great. And then, you know, two years later, is like, oh, shit. Yeah. I should have hung in there, you know, or I should have, you know, not accepted the settlement or whatever. But I don't know.

I don't know that she's that big of a star. No, I think. And if she can't sing, I ain't no size two, that's their main song. What about all about that bass? Is that the same song? Yeah, that's about not being a size too. Okay. So if you had to get that one off her set list, because she is a size two.

I mean, honestly, nothing against Megatrain. I'm sure she's fine. But, like, tickets prices now, like, $250. And they're like, does she, her fans that passionate? Did they're going to, and it was big venues, I think. It was like arenas. And they're like, we're not, she's not selling out arenas. Just no way.

I mean, I think that's why Coachella and stage coach do do well. Yeah. Because it is expensive, but the youth gets to, like, have a three-day experience or whatever age you are. and get to see so many different people live and like really have an experience versus just getting in a car, going to parking and seeing one show. Yeah.

And also spending a thousand bucks, you know? I go now, I go to these 80s, like five 80s bands play and they all have like four hits. So they'll play just those four hits. And I'm not kidding. They actually put them on like a giant lazy Susan and this is, it's the funniest thing.

And they'll finish their lad, like flock of seagulls will finish Iran. And then they'll start moving. And Adam Antle come next. The round thing. And it just keeps, it's like a lazy Susan where they did that at fire aid. Oh, they did? Yeah.

It's the greatest. Fire aid still. Because you don't, you know, you don't kind of wait around too long for like, this is the new one. Like, oh, shit. They're like, just as soon as they do it, they just move it around on to the next one. Well, just to remind everybody on at FireA, they raised over $100 million and not one fire victim got a dollar.

Just to remind you. Oh, okay. Just to remind you. Okay. I want to talk about this weird thing that's going on. Welcome to Conspiracy Fun with Chris and Heather. Former top nuclear officials say feds are likely to uncover some crazy stuff about the 11 missing and or dead scientists. Yeah.

Okay. So these scientists all had to do something with, oh wait, I have a bunch of different things. Here are all the people. Yeah. Okay. Monica went missing and she's an arrowface engineer. at the Air Force Base. She vanished during a hike in LA County on June 25th.

That's pretty weird. Yeah. In L.A. Okay. Melissa, Casey, sis, I don't know if I'm saying right. She was from the Los Alamos National Laboratory employee. She disappeared in June of 25 after leaving her phone behind. A lot of them never took their phone or their keys.

There was this general name William Niel McCasland. He's just missing. retired Air Force official formally linked to unidentified aerial phenomenon, meaning like the alien stuff, research. He disappeared from New Mexico in February of 26, and he left behind his phone and wallet. Then there was this other guy, Nouno, No, no. He was a MIT nuclear physicist. He was shot in December 20, 25. No one knows. It was all around the same month. Yeah, no one knows who shot him. Then this other person was also shot in

2006, Carl Gilmere. Jason Thomas, and he was an astrophysicist, Jason Thomas, he's deceased. He was found in Massachusetts Lake in March of 2006 after vanishing. So he disappeared and they found

him dead in a lake. And then Frank Maywald, he's deceased. He was a NASA GPL. This is all within a couple years. And then Stephen Garcia, he was a National Nuclear Security. I don't know how he died.

And then this researcher, Amy Estridge, her 2022 death was by suicide, but it's actually being re-examined. Yeah. And anyway. So what are they saying? Why? Why? Because they are different fields.

But they all have to do with like aerospace engineering or alien stuff. Oh. So do they know, do they all know stuff? About aliens? About anything that is, but now they say that they are going to investigate. Like, FBI is going to investigate. So then, I don't know. I mean, it's weird.

I mean, it's one thing if it was like three people. It's 11. And it's all like top people. And maybe three of those you could take out of the equation. It's still eight. Yeah. I don't know. Right.

Do you think, do you think that we went and flew behind the moon and all that? or now do you not think we did that either? The arbitist. I mean, of course, I see the things online, you know, but... Do you think we did it? Yeah, sure. I always say yes until I'm proven otherwise, you know, which is probably the wrong way. And you still believe...

These days, I think that's the wrong way to go through life, you know. It's like, yeah, we were right. See, I told you. About us not going or going. I always say, yeah, I'm sure they went. Absolutely. But I don't... What do I know?

I don't know either. Yeah. And I just don't, I don't want to go. I don't want to go with... I don't want to be fingered by Katie Perry up space. Oh, yeah. Wow. Finger. She was cleavage.

She cleavage fingered someone. Remember she also made out with that guy? Remember how bad that was? Or she was super horny when she was doing like American Idol with him. And then the Ruby Rose... Ruby Rose. Yeah, she brought it out, but now she's like, I don't want to talk about it anymore. Ruby Rose said that.

Yeah. Yeah. That she was... She said she put her vagina in her face. She said disgusting vagina. Yeah, disgusting vagina. Yeah, that's not nice. Yeah, I guess she's, I guess she's seen other vaginas and doesn't think it's a good one.

But anyway, she's an astronaut. So, you know, you're saying something mean about an astronaut. Yeah. Yeah. Just when she thought that had died down, because that was about a year ago and she got a lot of heat for that. And it seems to be dying down. And then a Ruby Rose comes out and says she's got a disgusting vagina. She's like, wow, I mean, I can't win these days.

No. remember that whole thing and how it like and then they opened the door and then they had to shut it so that Jeff Bezos could open it for them like he's like saving his girlfriend his roomed wife to come out

I mean so many things have happened like in just like the last like year it's like crazy I this is why I just I just go home and I mean it's bizarre a world and I don't know it's like you're saying about AI like I don't know I don't know like did it happen what do I know

You know, I don't know anything. They'll go to the moon. That's the strange thing about the moon. You know, the first landing was in, wait, in 1969. Yeah. And we haven't done it again in 50 years. And they're saying this one was to get them closer in two years they'll land on the moon. I'm like, why can't they just land on the moon again?

They did it in 1969. I would imagine that things have developed where they can make it much easier now. And then wasn't there something weird that happened like two years ago where they're like, what you don't know is that the astronauts from India just went there? Remember that? Oh, really? I don't know. I don't know.

I didn't heard that. I just kind of was like, okay. Again, so what if we go to the moon? What is the point? Well, I mean, I think for people who are into that sort of thing, it's pretty excited. Okay. So you go to the moon. I mean, is there a Ritz Carlton there?

What's the point? Not yet. Give a time. There'll be a, you know. I like this. I like sunny beautiful days. So I don't want to be, even if there's stars, I don't want to be in the dark.

No. Which outer space is dark. In certain, yeah, part of it. Isn't it dark all the time? I guess there's a dark side of the moon according to Pink Floyd, but I, you know, I don't, I don't know. I don't know. I'm not really that type of person. I wish I was.

I wish I had some answers for you. Well, this is exciting. Anne Hathaway bought the rights to a novel about a trad wife. We always talk about these trad wife influencers that are like making their own sourdough bread, which I'm always like, which is weird because my dad used also say, the next best thing to sliced bread because there was a time when you had to make your own bread. And then it was pretty excited to go to a store

and have the bread ready to go and sliced. Yeah, yeah. And now you've got to make your own bread. So this trad wife influencer wakes up, according to this novel that will now be a movie. In 1855, it has to actually live the life that she's been selling online. Yeah.

What a juicy genius. Fun. Fun idea. Book idea. Yeah. I want to read this. book. I made sure that this was real because I was like, this just sounds like something that someone can make up. And if it's not real, make it real, because it's a great freaking idea.

The Tradwife thing is just so weird. There was this influencer who, unfortunately, her child's fine. Okay. But I came across my feet. I'm like, who is this? So I looked it up. She's a young mom with a few kids. Okay. And big following. And she backed up and hit her son. He's going to be okay. Yeah.

First of all. But he's little. And then she did a post, a slideshow post, of like 13 photos. And it's just one photo of her holding her little boy's hand all wrapped up in the hospital. And then she wrote all that happened about how she backed up on him. and is so scary and blah. And all these people are like, okay, so you're at the hospital

and your kid is there and you're like, let me take a photo. And now let me do the writing on the photo, put it in the carousel, 13 things. Like, yeah. Just, I mean. And that's because she's an influencer. Because she has to put everything online.

She has to. Yeah. And it's like, God. And I mean, it's really, I mean, it's just like these women, And I feel like they get stuck in this world. And then they passed a law in Tennessee that you cannot feature your kids. Right.

On your social media anymore for profit. A lot of countries are banning social media from anyone under like 16. And some of these big influencers that had moved from different places and gone to Nashville because it's fun and it's cute. Right. And they were living their whole life, exploiting the kids and making the sour to bread. like three of them the same week that this law passed listed their homes. Really? So that they could move to a state where they can still do,

so they can still feature the kids. I don't get it. I don't get that whole, I mean, but whatever, I'm an old, you know, step aside old time. That's what I have to, that's the way I live my life now. Just step aside old timer. It's not your world anymore. Go and die.

I mean, kind of, you know, more or less. It's just let it happen. I've always said, I think it's something that you get hooked into and then just like anything, like you could hate your job working for NASA and know that people are getting missing and killed. But you're like, I've got three more years before I get my retirement

and I'm just going to like keep working. I think the same thing could happen except that it's your kids in their life and you're exposing them to pedophiles online. But I think it's the same thing is where you started something fun with good intentions. Right. It became really successful.

Now this is how you live your life. and you're like, I don't know how to stop it. Right. So we have to sell the house, move to another state. So I can put my kids back. Oh. I can put my kids back so I can keep filming them when they have a cold. Yeah.

You know, because I interviewed this other person who's done a whole series on it. She was probably videotaping herself when she backed over the kids. She was probably doing some like, you know. So many people do things in their car. I know. Because I think they realize those do better versus than just sitting there. and telling a story. I've read the thing about that.

Yeah, you have to put lipstick on and be in a car. You have to do your makeup. You have to eat. You have to, you know, have the sounds of putting the makeup and then tell your story. And a lot of it is driving and, like, ranting. Yeah. I see a lot of people doing lives from their car driving. Yeah.

I'm like, I feel like that's real bad. Yeah. The moment I take my eyes off the road, I go right off the road. I don't know. Maybe I just have bad balance or something. I can't. I try to text for a second and I'm off the road. Well, good, you shouldn't.

You shouldn't. There is Diet Prada featured this because they were like into all the comments that came. There is a new Hallmark original movie called All's Fair in Love and Mahjong. And, you know, it's about some women playing Mahjong. Mahjong, right? Oh, am I saying it wrong? Ma Zhong. Yeah.

Mahjong, which has been around for a long time, but it's really taking. over with women, especially like my age but younger. I think celebrities now. Celebrities Julie. Roberts loves it. And it really, I've done it twice. It is, I'm going to have to do a lot

more to understand the game. Yeah. But it is really fun because it's all these really cute tiles and you match the tiles in a pattern to win. Right. And you can kind of talk and it keeps you thinking and it's just like the feeling of the tiles. All of it is a really girly thing.

And it originally was I guess from China is where it originally started but I always heard it women playing it like it in the Jewish communities in America like you know and older women and now it's like infiltrating all different kinds of women

my mother has been playing mahjong for 50 years I mean every single day her whole life still doing it so she's got her friends oh now she's doing it online she's got her own thing going on oh that's cute killing it forever Well, they, people are up in arms. Oh, no. Why? Because there aren't enough Asians in the movie.

Oh, yeah. You got to put a few in there. Just a name alone. No, there is one Asian. Oh, where? I don't see her in the picture. I don't know if she's in the post. I think this girl is a little bit Asian. You better be sure of that. I don't know. But it's your typical story of the girl likes Mahjong and then a really cute contract. that doesn't look anything like any contractor that you come to your house. It has a shirt tucked in, a belt that fits, jeans at the waist, smelling fresh and delightful, actually shows up, doesn't leave your project midtime.

Yeah, yeah. She comes back the next day. Stage within budget. Like, anyway, they fall in love while she's playing it. Whatever, it's Hallmark. But I just thought it was funny because then I thought, well, maybe there'll be some different thoughts. in this article about people being like, oh God, just watch it or not.

No, everybody was still like, does Hallmark have no shame? I'm like, so what, like, what are we worked with this one lady right here? Right, if you're doing, if they're really reflecting a story that happened in town and these women are playing it because they like it, like, what are we supposed to do? Like you're not allowed to play the game?

I feel like Hallmark Town. like AI must be letting Home Rock write their scripts now or something. This feels That's what the comeback is about is that she gets on a sitcom that's written by AI. Oh, really? And it's really funny. Especially if you kind of know the ins and outs of AI, it's like we're dying, watching it.

Like how they come up with the jokes and everything. Do you remember that show we were on called Punchline? That was the woman who hosted Punchline, Melissa Peterman. She's in Mahjong, love in Mahjong. I, um, okay, so anyway, Jennifer Aniston, they said in your post, Jennifer Aniston subtly, subtly reacts after ex-husband Justin Thoreau.

Oh, by the way, last week, um, I mispronounced the former Prime Minister of Canada. He's a Thoreau. No, he's something else. Trudeau. Trudeau, that's right. I said thorough. Oh, Justin Trudeau. I, right.

I said Justin Thoreau when I talked about Katie Perry dating them and fingering people. Yeah. Or fingering their cleavage, sorry. Anyway. So that was an Anna Kendrick story, allegedly. Anyway, people were really mad at me about that. Yeah. Mm-hmm.

Anyway, so Justin and she were married back in the Chelsea days. They were very cute. They were a newish couple. They got married. they got divorced and he is 54. Aniston is 57. He's 54. And he had a new baby, his first baby with his wife who is like in her 30.

So he's like 20 years older than her. And he took a photo of him shirtless with the newborn. Did you do that when your baby was born? They tell them. They make the husband's take off the shirts. Yeah. To have them bond. Did you skin to skin?

Yeah. Did you skin to skin before your wife's skin to skinned? No. No, I don't think so. I think it was her first, then me. I think Peter held both babies before me. Yeah. I don't remember.

Just because it's like they're taking care of me and they're like here to the baby. Yeah. But our kids are older so it wasn't, he didn't have to get all shirtless and all that. But anyway. So her reaction was that she liked. She liked the picture. She looked at the photo. Oh, okay.

I almost think that someone in her social media world is like, your ex just had a baby, just like it. Right. Just like it. And then that way, no one's going to say, why didn't you like it? Because you knew, you know, they're always making such a big deal about her love life, her exes, whether she was pregnant, pregnant with trip, all the times people thought she was pregnant.

And so for him to have a child. And then you wonder, well, is that? For like friendly exes though or something, don't they? Aren't they the ones of the, we still get along? She is so into her hypnotist life coaching boyfriend that she's happy. Good. I mean, if that isn't like, if she wasn't Jennifer Aniston and it was your mom, your 57-year-old mom, dating a life coach who's a hypnotist, you would be calling all your siblings and you'd be

like, we need to get her into a conservative shift. Yeah, we need to make sure that we have. have complete access of all of her money before this hypnosis takes all of our mother's money. Yeah. Like, but because she's Jennifer Aniston, everyone's like, good for you. Mm-hmm. Yeah. So she's like, oh, great.

Justin had a baby. I'm done with that. She did recently talk about it, how she said she just wanted to have her own baby. So when it didn't work out, she did go through fertility and treatments and everything. And then when she, it just, she just never wanted to adopt. Yeah. Which is people, which I think it was kind of good, good to be honest about that. Okay.

You know? Yeah. Okay. So then Michael Jackson has his, this is the Michael biopic and it divides the family. So the new Michael Jackson movie is, it's on track to make $60 million when it opens next weekend. And the movie star, it's Michael's nephew, Jafar Jackson. and his sons are prince. I remember blanket?

Sure. Now he goes by Biggie. Biggie blanket. Was his last name blanket? Middle name? No, there's no blanket in it. Oh, he's not blanket anyone? No, they just called him blanket because he was a baby in a blanket.

Oh, okay. Remember when he dangled him from him? Like, I wonder how he feels now when he sees that dangling video. Because he almost dropped him. He really almost did. Yeah, he like hit his foot on the railing. slippery thing. And anyway,

they're happy about how much money it's going to make. But Paris has issues with it. I don't know what her deal is. They all have a lot of money. The kids are taken care of. Did they get the money? Did they get the Michael Jackson

money? Paris has alleged called the movie dishonest regarding certain aspects of her father's life leading to the legal friction with the estate and forcing reshoots. Now, I think I'm guessing if the nephew is playing him, it's not going to go into any.

We're not going to get into Neverland and all, and like we're not going to see the scenes where he, his plus ones for, were, you know, 18 month relationships with two different 10-year-old boys. Webster and. Buying rings at a jewelry store. Right, he had Webster. He had the monkey.

Bubbles. Bubbles. He had, Brooke Shears. Right? That's right. And so I think it's going to be... Didn't they get married Brook Shields and him, weren't they? No, she recently said they never even, like, did anything together.

I remember they kissed at the VMAs or something. No, they kissed Lisa Marie Presley. And they did get married. That's what I meant. That's what I meant, yes. Lisa Marie Presley. And I don't know if they ever had sex. She did say, like, it was on our upper, she said, no, it was a real marriage.

Yeah. But he was, I felt like he was like Lamar Odom in the... that he just wanted to marry her to, like, not only look like he liked women, but also to say, I married the king of rock, and now I'm the king of pop. And she was just, like, kind of fucked up and said, yes. So where does this movie go to? Does it go to, like, uh, no, it's like a real movie theater? I know, no, no, no, no, I know it's going to be a big movie.

I'm actually, I'll see it. But like, does it stop a thriller? Does it go beyond that? I'm going to tell you exactly what it's going to be. I'm going to predict. Okay. Every time I've seen a movie about. Michael Jackson. They are obsessed

with the Pepsi commercial. The Pepsi fire. Because as they should, because apparently that's when he kind of got addicted to painkillers. And then that kind of changed the trajectory of like the rest of his life. I mean, it's like there's so much

that you could do, but I think because the family's behind it, yeah, maybe they'll touch on the accusations. Right. But it's going to be presented that if you ever believe that he was a perpetrator, you'll leave going, oh my God, he definitely was not. Like, they'll show whatever they can to make you realize that, you know, he'll be like, what? That little boy's parents is suing me? That's strange.

I told it. You know, like, they'll make it that, oh, my God, yes, the little boy's parents were thirsty for money. They set it up. Like, they're going to present it that you won't believe it. Because there's a whole online campaign going on right now trying to prove that that he was not a pedophile in any way. Well, that's always been the case, right? There are people say yes, people say no. I mean, I've seen all that. I just don't. Documentaries or anything. It's like literally everybody will tell their kids, no adult needs to ask a child for help. Right. So someone comes to your child and says, would you? you like to help me find my puppy?

Yeah. You know, it went under the car. Can you help me find it? So you ask a little child. Yeah, I can help you, you know. So why would any adult want to hang out with young kids that aren't their own? Yeah. For sleepovers.

I mean, we will remember the video of him being like, I just don't think there's anything sweeter than a little boy sleeping. Well, you give them a little warm milk. Well, who wants warm milk? Never understood that. A little piece of little warm milk. What? Put on the twinkling lights.

They had an amusement park at his house. You know, that was right there. It was like a little weird. Yeah. And then feel like, well, that's because he didn't have a childhood. Well, there's a lot of kids that, you know, entered child labor, you know, that had to, like, work, you know, at factories and stuff. They don't have a Ferris wheel in the backyard. Yeah.

I mean, I watched the never. and I watched it happen in real life. And he could be a wonderful father to you. And he could be a wonderful person to everybody around him. Yeah. I believe he liked young boys. I mean, I think that's, yeah, everybody. And I mean, no, I don't think everyone.

I think people will be writing me, trust me. Yeah. Being mad that I'm even, you know, whatever. Is it just because it is strange. though, because if it was anybody else with the accusations, if the guy, if he worked at Target and the same accusations, people were like, absolutely. But the fact that he just hits songs,

is that why people don't believe it? Well, the same thing's happening with Melissa Gilbert's husband, what's his name? Timothy Busfield. Yes. It's the same thing is that when a young child comes and accuses a really rich, powerful person of something, the only defense is you have shit poor parents.

that are making you lie and doing this so that they can get a money grab. Yeah. I mean, if you want to believe that, you can. But the other part is, it happened. Right. And then someone is like, well, luckily for you, the guy that touched your kid doesn't work, you know,

selling hot dogs. Right. She's really rich. And it's never going to take the pain away, but at least maybe you guys, can like have money for therapy in a nice house like let's go right and so then you're like okay fine

yeah let's you're right I did get fucked over yeah I should go do this and go after them but it's always going to be the excuse same with a woman going after a powerful man oh this lazy gold digging bitch and you're like do you really think sometimes it can happen sure but do you really think

people would go this long of a thing and put their kids through I don't know but you know Well, you see the movie. Are you going to see the movie? Probably because I want to see the scene of the fire. Oh, is there a country on fire, which will be,

I loved the original Made for TV movie about that Angela Bassett played the mom and I can't remember who played the dad. Lawrence Hilton Jacobs from Welcome Back Carter. He was boom, boom, Washington and Welcome Back Carter. And it was really like Jackson 5. It really

went up just to like when he broke off from the family. Yeah. And it was like he the dad was so mean to them and they had like, and I remember he had like a little rat that it was that it was his only friend. And, you know, it was just really sad. And then they realized like, oh my God, he's so good. And then, but also how like Diana Ross like took it interest in him because he was like cuter and younger. Yeah. The other ones were like 17 and grown. And it was just like, well, you know. And. And. just how cute, you know, everyone just fell in love and just how mean he was about making them work. And it's like, he was the modern day trad wife.

Joe Jackson. Yeah, Joe Jackson was the modern, it was today's modern day trad wife influencer. That's just like putting out the kids for money and then like can't stop even when like she was. And then, and then it was like a terrible cheater. Yeah. I just hope to have the scene where. Yeah. Remember he did that Martin Bashir interview?

Yeah, well that's where he says that and he was in the tree. Yeah, he went up to the tree house. Come on up. It's fun to climb trees. And Martin Bershear's like interviewing him from the tree. And then they go to that furniture store that still exists. When he just keeps pointing out ugly statues, I'll take it, I'll take that. And then they found out that he never paid or he never came back for it.

I don't know if he took it and never paid or just never came back for it. The person's getting all excited about their commission. Yeah. They're like, your gold... He's like, I finally sold that 12-foot gold eagle. Who bought it? Michael Jackson. And he never came back. Well, I remember at Mason Dissick's first birthday.

Oh. Chris, at the time, Bruce were there. And we rode on the Neverland Ranch carousel. Oh, you went to... No, they... They had it shipped? It was in a place where you could rent it and bring it. Oh.

And the very famous event planner got it. Yeah. And I was like, oh, this is so interesting because the girls, one of the girls, Courtney, had dated one of the three T's. Remember they started a band called the Three T's? Tito had three sons. Oh. And that was her boyfriend. And so they spent their like one of their Kim or her 16th birthday at Neverland.

Oh. And we're on the carousel there. And then cut to Courtney's son's first birthday. were on the carousel. Yeah. And then at my school, one of the three, that same three,

one of the T's, his kids went to St. Mel's and we had a carnival. And then that fucking carousel was there again. Really? It's everywhere. And they also had a Michael Jackson impersonator. Oh.

And I thought that was all so weird. And I'm like, yeah, no one ever puts like two and two together. Maybe we know like the Tom Petty round or something. He doesn't have a carousel. Tom Betty's no fun. I always thought they should just because they mentioned Living in Recita.

It's a long day. Yeah, great song. Down Ventura Boulevard. So I get so excited. Yeah. Speaking of the Valley, Calabasas's confidential Netflix reality series starting May 29th,

and it is about, it's kind of like there's a show called Gen Z on Bravo. No, on Bravo, where they took like some Nepo babies from reality stars and put them in New York. They're doing it in L.A. And this one is Calabasas

and they found different rich kids that live in Calabasas that are in their 20s or somehow. And they're like gorgeous and the cast that I saw, the three people, they're black. So I don't know why this is a white hand, but maybe there's more.

Anyway, living their rich life, and they've got the air wand smoothie. Yeah, she's got a smoothie. And a sunglasses. And so they're back home where the drama never left. So it must be that these kids went to college and then come back. Yeah. Those are the only jobs in L.A.

Is if you are a NEPA baby and then you come back from college and you can get your own reality show. I mean, are people going to watch this? They're back home where they're, the drama never left. It's like Jordan Woods little sister. Remember Jordan Woods was Kylie Jenner's best friend that then got with Tristan that one night? Sure. I'm going to say yes.

Okay, so anyway, she went off. She's doing great. She married, she's getting She's engaged to. Jordan Woods did. Yeah, she's engaged to some big football or basketball player or something. She's got a big ass diamond, had a big fun party. She has a younger sister who's in this. Oh. Name like Jody Woods or so. I don't know. And then I saw a couple of other people, but

I don't know. It could be kind of fun. Yeah, all right. Okay, Cher, you know, her son is she's getting the conservatorship for her son. He's doing very poorly. Elijah Blue. Greg Allman's Yeah, her and Greg Olman's kid. But anyway,

she has a 15-year-old granddaughter that she didn't know about. Oh. So she just found out that this girl, this model named Katie Edmonds, dated her son in 2010 and gave birth.

And so now she has a granddaughter who's 15. And I think it's kind of, I mean, I think it's so great. I hope that Cher, I mean, Cher is in her 80s. Like, she should embrace this girl and try to form something. I hope she doesn't like get all guarded thinking that like the granddaughter and the mom are going to try to take her money. Because it's like, bitch, you have enough money. Okay. Like, like have some fun with your granddaughter.

Yeah. Like how. I think that's a good one. I think that would be so fun. Yeah, she's, oh, they said, learn that, she learned about her names ever, existence last year and was speechless before welcoming the girl into her home

and to meet her for the first time. That's kind of fun. Now, this is weird. This was one of those things I didn't know if was true or not. A bride's sister-in-law douses her in black paint moments before ceremony in horrifying revenge attack. And like, I've seen videos where someone

just like throws shit on a bride and it's like an AI thing. I didn't know if it was true, but this is true. I don't know why the sister in law hated the woman marrying your husband, your brother.

I think that's so weird. Like if you don't like who's marrying your brother, you can fucking step away. You don't have to go to the wedding. Right. You can see him for lunch on his own. Like, can you imagine,

throws black paint in her anyway. She had to do three years in prison. Oh, man. I can't imagine. Who cares? Let me see. What else is going on? Oh, this Japan's Princess Meko, she was actually a princess in Japan.

Okay. She gave up her royal life to marry a commoner and was spotted with her little heir. She's a little baby after fleeing New York City for the suburbs. Oh, where she had? She's like in. Ron Concoma? That's where I'm from. Maybe that's like a suburb.

They didn't say what part of the suburbs. But she has a husband. he's Asian too and they play mahjong, don't worry. This sounds like a lifetime movie. She gave up the royal life to go marry a commoner. This has got to be a movie. This should absolutely be a movie.

There was another movie years ago and it was called The Princess and the Marine and it was like a true story about like post-9-11 Marine is like over there. falls in love with a actual princess in the Middle East. I don't know what country's from. And they meet and they fall in love. And she gives up everything, comes back here.

She's on Oprah. And she's just like, and Oprah's like, what do you love about your life? She's like, I just love cleaning my sink. I like doing the dishes and then I like cleaning my sink. Oh, yeah. Anyway, they got divorced. Yeah.

She's probably, okay. I think it like these things. Yeah. You're like, we'll see. We'll see how fun. We'll see, like, how in love they are and how fun it is. I mean, when she gets, like, closer to, like, 40. I feel like once she's 40, she's going to be like, wait a minute.

Yeah. Like, I could be the princess of, first of all. First of all, I didn't know that Japan had, like, royalty. I guess it's, like, old. She's the niece. She's probably from it. Yeah. Yeah, the crown's prince.

Oh, she. Okay. She would be the first child of Japan's crown prince and the niece of Emperor Narutio. Good. You know, royal life's not all that's correct. It's basically what Megan Markle did, right? Didn't she just go leave the royal life to become a regular person? I mean, this is who should have been on that freaking show.

Yeah. She should have had the Japanese princess come over and be like, we're two princesses. Talk about what it's like to just leave the... And make sourdough bread. Yeah. And be like, what the fuck are we doing making sourdough? bread, we could just, we could be real princesses. Right.

Like what, this is what real princesses are doing. Are the books going to change, like, for kids? They might have to. Where it's like, instead of being Cinderella, it's like, and then you get to shop, you know, for your own groceries. A target. Yeah, Target and go hang out and put little flowers on a salad. What's going on with your friend, Megan?

I don't know. I mean, I haven't heard anything lately. I haven't been keeping up. No, I haven't. I have an herb. I wish. Chris, where are your next shows? Oh, my God. Where am I next?

The next show is a, let's see, April 30th, April 30th, New York Comedy Club in Stanford, Connecticut. Do you ever have done it? New York Comedy Club, Sanford, Connecticut? I think I have. I think I have. I remember that's a great place. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then, of course, back on Long Island, my hometown, brokerage comedy club,

May 1st and 2nd, 2 nights. The tickets could move a little quicker. Okay. They call you, you know. Let's get out. The agents call you. Let's get out there, juicy scoopers. Brokerge, Belmore, Long Island.

And then I'm in Nashville, Zanies, which I love. The new room. They built like a new room. And I'm in that new room on May 29th and 30th. Are you mom influencers? Go see him before you have to move to another state. Exactly. Yeah.

That's Nashville. Come out to Nashville. Zanis. Yeah. And then June 4th, I'm at the Funny Bone in Columbus. Those are the next ones. And then, and then in between, we have men. May 9th.

Saturday, May 9th. I mean, that show sold out so quick. They're so excited. People made their weekend plans. It's Netflix as a joke. We're at the Avalon Theater. I'm trying to get a party together. You made me feel stressed out.

It might just be us going to dinner. I don't know. What am I supposed to do? How am I supposed to get a party together? Okay. Where are you taking me to? At least it's got to be a nice dinner. Oh, it'll definitely be a day.

I mean, do we just want to do, do we want to do, let's put it out there for someone's driving around. Do you want to host us at your place? I mean, I can definitely get us a reservation at a happening spot. I don't even know what that is these days. Like, is there happening spots in Hollywood? I mean, I have my connection to Craigs. Wow.

And paparazzi will be there. Who cares about that? I thought you wanted like a big Hollywood night. Oh, no, you knew, yeah, but not Craigs necessarily. Okay. Well, we love Craigs. I have my friends of waiters there. Still?

Yeah. Oh, that's right. Then we definitely should go there. No. I love Craig's. I love Craig. And, but it's not, that is not very close to where the venue is. No, it's a bit of a ride.

We need a place closer to the venue that could be like a chic Hollywood hot spot. Yeah. I don't even know if that exists in that. I'm not familiar with that area at all anymore. I used to be, but those days are over. Tell us people where we should go. It doesn't make any difference. I'm excited about the show. I'm so excited.

So I'm excited to. Because it's going to be really great and so fun. May 9. It'll be here before you know it. Yeah. Brandy and Julie are going to be on the show this Thursday. So it's like double header week. Triple header.

Yeah. With the, how are they doing, by the way? They're doing great. Yeah. They're doing great. You know, I've only met them like twice in my life. Well, get ready.

Yeah. We're going to have a sleepover. Oh, yeah. I can't wait. Yeah. So everybody, you go and you make sure that you check out. If you have not yet. love cover to cover.

And if you're... Cover to covers my podcast. Come and check that out. People love it. And any place that you can see Chris live, nobody is disappointed. Well, I'll tell you this. What? I was just in Toronto last week, sold out.

Yes. And I don't know if you need to play Toronto. I know. They are dying for you up there. Oh, that's... They were all juicy scoopers and they were like, we need Heather up here. And I said, I'll tell her. So I think you could play like the theater.

Do you think they'll accept me, though, because I mispronounced that. Prime Minister's name. Actually, somebody mentioned it to me. That's why I knew about it. Trudeau. It's okay. They'll accept you. It sounds like he wasn't that popular to begin with.

No, they don't like him. Okay, so I think I'm okay about this pronouncing it. I talked about it a little bit about him dating Ketti Perry and the pussy and all that. And people were into it. It was fun. It was a good show. Nice people up there, the people of Toronto. I know they're all so nice.

I never get to see these places, but it's a beautiful city. I'm like, no, where I was. But they said, you're not. They did tell me. that. I got that in the good part. Like the club was in a weird part of, but it was really fun.

Yeah. Great people. Love it. Thank you, Toronto. Go. Chris, of course, everything for me is Heather McDollin.

Dot net. Join my Patreon. Get on it. And we'll see you next time. But the next time we'll play together will probably be the show. Live.

Yeah, that's a couple of weeks. How's that word? How long am I coming out for? How long am I going to be on stage? I'm going to go through it after. But you will be on stage. But you will be. a significant part of the show, as always. I'm just thinking, like, there'll be like little

funny segments. I want to give, have some stand-up. I want to have some, how we tell our good stories, have some fun moments, have some, then we'll do some, like, funny housewife talk with Brandy and Julie, but you and I will do something else. Am I doing legitimate stand-up? Like, am I coming out and with a microphone and doing stand-up? I think we, yeah, I think we could do a little, We have to talk about it. I still have all these ideas. It's going to be all surprise. And it's going, you know, it's not going to be, well, we will film it for ourselves.

Okay. But there isn't like a streaming option. So it's something is real juicy, you know, that won't be shared outside of the thing. So we can really have a lot of freedom to say and do whatever the fuck we want. That sounds fun to me. Yes. Yeah. Because we don't care.

We have no loyalty. to anybody. No. Including the astronauts. All right. Love you. Bye.