Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Chris Franjola, Justin Martindale and Murder

Episode Date: January 5, 2023

It’s 2 part doubleheader with Justin Martindale and Chris Franjola. Justin and I discuss the Murdaugh murders and why this needs to be a Netflix series. Was the Female Correctional Officer, Vicky White, murdered by her lover? Britney Spears ran out of gas on the freeway. Peter had a juicy pregnant scoop first. Can you be addicted to weed? Taylor Swift is engaged. Kim and Pete’s twins could be great for the brand. Then Chris Franjola and I continue to discuss Elvis and being backed up. Are we overpopulated or underpopulated? Elon Musk says under. Chris reports on Broadway gossip and who is Funny Girl. Then we discuss some questionable movies and Paris fashion week.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Woo, woo, and a McDonald. Juicy scoop. Hello and welcome to Juicy scoop. I have a double delight because I've got Justin Martin Dale here, but later in the show, I still had stuff that I talked about with Chris. But I know that we're going to talk for so long that you will bleed over into Tuesday.

So I mean, the juicy scoopers are just getting so many scoops of fun. It's the multiverse you're going to get. Chris and myself, finally, on the same episode. So we're going to talk about the hottest things that are happening right now. Now, in the murder world, which we do, like to talk. You, I don't know if we talked about this. I'm sure we did. The Alex Murdoch. There's two murders. I'm kind of catching up on. Okay. The first one is Alex Murdoch to let you guys know. This was this weird story of how this mother, like, she was like in her 50s under 20 something son were both found shot dead on the property and they didn't know who did it. Turn out it was the boy's father and the husband to the woman and he was kind of like they called

him he was like remember in a doomsday hazard like boss hog kind of ran this town. He sort of ran this town he He was a lawyer. He was a prosecutor at one time. There's so much to this story. And then anyway, he has been, they did realize he, it's him. They believe it's him. He's been indicted on murder charges in the slang of his wife and son. And they believe it's because he'd done so many illegal things. He was in so much debt that it was to get the life insurance from them. And then at one point, he hired someone to shoot and kill him, like on the side of the road, but he lived. And they believed he was doing that because he realized he was in such a mess and wasn't going

to get out of not only all this financial stuff he did that was illegal, but also killing the wife and son. And this way, if he was just shot on the side of the road successfully and died, then his one living son would receive life insurance and everything. But he didn't be the guy admitted that he'd hired him to try to shoot him. So now, so that guy got off okay? Like that?

I mean, that guy that was hired to do it, probably because he was just doing my job. Because he was told, just I'm clocking in, this is what they want for me. Anyway, just so horrible. And then there was this other layer of it too, where the sun that was killed

was also facing charges and stuff because he got really drunk on a boat and was driving the boat and this young girl they crashed and this young girl like flew out and she died then there was this other young young man who was, I don't know if he was, I think he was hit by a car and he was gay in this town. And they always believed that the two sons, the one that's now dead and the one that's still alive had something to do with it.

Ew. Ew. So had something to do with the big gay guy. The big gay kid who died in the car. That was like, no, he was like hit as he was like walking down the street. He was hit by a car. That's a lover's quarrel. And yes, and they thought there was some history with maybe the brother that lived.

Small town. Anyway, you guys, it's the name is Murdo. South Carolina, there has been lots of other articles in podcasts that go way, way deeper if you're interested. But I just wanted to give you the update. Netflix, I'm sure is already making a docu-series. There is enough to do. Seven episodes.

I did watch something funny on Conan, a clip of Conan O'Brien saying that like, some of these Netflix documentaries are like milking it out a little bit too long. It was a really funny bit. But then there's some that I think can fill the seven episodes. And this is one of them.

That's interesting. For all of those different things, even if those things don't apply, even if that kid, even if they find there really isn't any evidence that these two brothers could have been responsible for this young gay man being found dead. I think it's juicy enough that at one time there was discussion about it. Like it's just- The build up, the draw out.

The build up and who is this guy? And he was a really bad guy. And there's like, like four generations of attorneys before him, so it's like very old money. And it's like the South Carolina drama. It's juicy. So look for that Netflix dog. Yeah, just put it in your queue.

Another murder that you and I were heavily invested in. Yes. Which by the way, you sent this to me yesterday. And I was just like, we've already talked about this. And then I read the caption and I was like, so yes, continue. Casey White is charged with the murder of his ex-jail boss, Vicki White. They were never married, but they were lovers. This is the one where she fell in love with the

sky and sold her property. There was a real estate aspect to this too. Like, I've never seen those signs that are like, we'll buy your house right now, you don't need to stage it, you don't need to, and it's like, yeah, slow down a minute, you know. So you're home right now. Yeah, like we'll give you a check right now. Basically she was like, okay, and her house was worth, like I don't know, 250, and she sold it for 90,000.

And took off with that money, helping the lover escape. And anyway, then there was wondering, did she kill herself when the cops found them because she was shot? But then there was audio that made it sound like she wasn't in a state of about to commit suicide. She was like giving instructions to him. Yeah, they said it was a self-inflicted gun shot.

First they thought it was. But then when you investigated it more, it sounded like the audio of her being, I don't know if she was calling down, I'm a one or one, but she was like, just chase me and then she was like, no! Like, so there was that. And of course, he was in jail for killing a couple people. Which one could go wrong? Yes.

And so anyway, he has been charged with it. He killed her. The prosecutor believes he had. He had to. I think she was like, what's his name? Alex, you know his name is Casey. Casey. I love you so much And we're gonna make a run for it. I swear and I mean she is dead. So I feel bad I think it's just like thanks honey, but You know, he's a wonder wonder when they find out that like someone that's already doing a life of time. I mean, are we gonna go through a whole fun trial?

I mean, really, can we just like save the town some money? And... As someone who's just spent two weeks on a trial. Oh, I do want to hear about that. But I was going to say, if I was Casey White, I actually wouldn't take any kind of plea deal because I'm already here. You're already here. At least I have something to look forward to, like a little field trip.

Yeah, just put me back in. And like, I'd rather go through the whole trial just because it's something, if I'm going to be in the cell till I die, at least for a few months, I get to have meetings with attorneys, I get to see go in a truck or whatever, a bus go to the jail, get a different kind of food, not the prison food, because they're gonna have to feed me lunch during the trial,

and maybe meet a cute juror like you. Yeah, I think this is the perfect time for a glow up. Yeah. Like I think. Oh right, because they're gonna put them in, do they put them in an outfit even though he was in a prison uniform when the crime was committed. I mean, normally, you remember how they put them in

his brother's like in college? Yes. Collegic sweaters, but they were like 30 on five. Everyone's like, why are they trying to make them look like they're 16 anymore? I think this is like you've been gone for a while, get on a diet, shave, give everyone a new you. You're going away forever, no one's gonna see you again.

At least if there's cameras, just be like, well, hi, me again. I think there's still some doubt that she could have killed herself. And I say, Casey, not that I want this town to waste money, but I'm saying I just don't begrudge anybody that's looking at more time in their sucks. Like, let's do this. And then for the defense attorney,

let's make a good defense. That like she was like, I can't live without you. And I certainly can't be humiliating, go back and see all my friends. What am I supposed to go to the prison, all the correction officers know who I am? Well, she would lose her job. I don't think she killed herself. I don't think a woman without an upper lip would kill herself. I'd say, like, life is already hard. I don't think she...

I definitely think... I don't know. I think he could have killed her or I think it could have been an accident. I don't think she'd deliver... Like a speed her or I think it could have been an accident. I don't think she delivered. Like a speed bump? Oh god. Like I don't know. I don't know. I'm kind of, I'm actually now more intrigued and I do want to see a trial.

This will be on Netflix, uh, a docu-series as well. Because you know what the trial is going to reveal? Is the romance that happened between them? How it started, were they boning in the laundry room? Yes. Like, I want to know all those details and then I do want to see a Netflix story on it. Tell me about your jury duty. Oh, God, I'm so glad you asked.

This was my first time doing jury duty. I went in on a Monday, I've been summoned in like 2020 and everything got closed because of COVID. But like, it's so funny because people are like, I've never had to do jury duty. I usually call in, they say they don't need me. Oh, I was in downtown LA from like 10 o'clock to 4.30 at that. Would you bring a lunch?

Or did you go out and find a key? You have to buy your lunch. My dad, you know, never did it, go out of it or whatever. And then when he was somewhat retired, he was like very excited to go. So he was going to Santa Monica every day. And I go, well dad, what if you don't get to be the poor man?

And he goes, what? He just assumed. Like he didn't imagine it in his head any other way that he'd reform it. So he goes and they start to ask the questioning of can we keep this person on the jar can they be non biased? And they said, what's your name what I you know

Do you have children he said he's what do your kids do and he went through and when he said what Shannon my sister did They're like hold for a minute and they whispered and they're like is your daughter Shannon McDonald and he goes Yes, she is and they go dismissed and he goes, yes, she is. And they go, dismissed. They dismissed him. That's amazing. And he was like, he was so proud that they knew who Shannon was and that she's a criminal defense attorney

and therefore they thought maybe he'd be biased in some way. But he was crushed. He wanted to be there so bad. He's like, I understand we have to do it the way we do it. But if there's people that really kinda wanna do it, there should be something where you could submit your name. Like, hey, you know what, I never did it,

but I wanna do my duty now. And pick from a pool of those people, and certainly some people that are retired or don't have to work or are super interested in crime, you can still dismiss them if you think that they're biased. But at least you'd have some people that are like, it's not screwing up their way of a livelihood or they're not losing out onto vacation or a job or whatever.

But the best was the excuses the jurors were trying to get out of jury duty. There's just one girl who stuck to my mind. She was like, oh, I feel like only God can judge people. So I can't be here because I don't believe in judging people. Like, I'm really religious. Like, I don't even- She was so trying to get out of this. This was the best though.

She goes, I don't even go to school on Halloween. And I was like, what? Did you just say that? And it finally, like, I've been, I'm number 43. So I've had to sit through one through 42 of people talking about themselves and giving excuses I am just like You're ready for your moment. Hi from the Lone Star State of Texas. I'm your 43 Justin Martindale The case was so boring. I didn't want anyone to know

What I was on jury duty for but I'm glad it's over with and well Not my cup of tea Britney Spears ran out of gas on the freeway. Well, I mean we expected this it's time and But the way they did it on TMZ I like got a little more like I was like what you know They show a photo of her from like, one of her dancing videos, but close up, like, deranged eyes.

Yes. Britney Spears runs out of gas on freeway. Cops call to help her out. Oh. Cops? Just get triple A. So she ran out of gas on the one-on-one around Belboa. Oh, okay.

And then when they found her, like they called the police, she was in the back seat of a passer-byer car. Like another passer-byer, like came by and she was, like I guess freaked out and got in the back seat of the car. And then the cop got in the car and then someone pushed her car off to the side. And then they, and then Sam came to the rescue. And I'm like, oh my God, there's nothing worse

on the 101 or 405 or whatever. Were you sure to drive to your event? And then all of a sudden, you see the cop doing the swirly, swirly, swirly, swirly, slowing down so that everything is stopped. And I'm assuming from what this sounds like, it sounds like everything had to be stopped. So I'm sure this just came out earlier today.

So I'm guessing like there's gonna be a lot of people that were like, oh my God, I was stuck on the thing. Look, gas is expensive, but also she's probably back in the conservatory days when she couldn't drive. This didn't happen. I knew this was gonna happen. I knew this was gonna happen. Cause it's like, oh, she's free now, she can drive.

She probably doesn't know how. And then she just ran out of gas. I was like, oh no My car what do I do? I mean, I think it's like they're in this weird position where like Sam has got to be like Hey, I'm not gonna control you from spinning or holding your naked tits on the beach You can post whatever you want and you can drive wherever you want But I am gonna have one person at the house Just to make sure that your tires are full that you're gat that you're always gassed up You can drive wherever you want. But I am gonna have one person at the house

just to make sure that your tires are full, that you're always gassed up. Yeah. I do think she just won like chill assistant. Y'all, my car fell asleep. What do I do? I don't know about this. She said her car quit on her.

I don't know about car quit. What do I do? What do you got that little needle? I don't look at that. Have you ever run out of gas? No, but I don't know, car quit. What do I do? What do you got it? That little needle. I gotta look at that. Have you ever run out of gas? No, but I have a friend, Michaela Gordon, not to mention names.

Okay. She was on American Idol with Carrie Underwood. She hosts a radio show called Channel Q. Okay. She is notorious for running out of gas. She always takes pictures. Like, she just runs out of gas. Pictures of for running out of gas? She'll like take a picture of her at the gas station. She's like, well, I she just runs out of gas. I think she has pictures of her running out of gas.

She'll like take a picture of her at the gas station. She's like, well, I did it again, you guys. And I'm like, oh, and it's the, and her girlfriend, Lisa, is always there for her to pump the gas. And I'm like, Michaela, you have to fill up the car. That's how it works. She's like, I'm so bad at this. So I guess it's a thing.

I have never, I have only run out of gas once. Yeah. And I've never shared this with my family. Until now. So it's good news that they don't always listen to the show. So I was doing something at least a van or proms house. Like her podcast or my cat or something. And she's up there like in the hills.

Like, and as I was getting there, I didn't notice that I was like, you know, on empty or whatever, but I was like, well, I can't turn around now, I'll be late, and I wasn't gonna be late for the swans and everything. And so then when I left, I was like, oh shit, this is like, the nearest gas station is like five miles away, it's like Ben 0, 0 0 0, but I'm like, what am I gonna do?

So I, and it stopped. It quit, it quit on me. You're quirk, we're? And I was like, oh my God. So now I'm like off of like cold water canyon and the Hollywood Hills or Beverly Hills Hills. And I'm like, okay, if I call Peter, I'm never gonna hear the end of it.

And I think I looked at where Drake was like on his location, because he would come and keep it a secret. where Drake was on his location because he would come and keep it a secret, but he was too far away. So I call my friend Christa, you know, Christa. And I was like, she's so nice, and she goes around here.

And she goes, well, press that button in your car. What's up? You have a BMW, right? I go, yeah, like an on star, but for a BMW, I never pressed it. And all of a sudden, the person just comes on. And they're like, yeah, we'll come bring you gas. I'm like, how much does it cost? Nothing. It's part of your thing. I mean, if you abuse it, but I think you can use it like twice a year

without anybody. And they came and they filled up my tank. I'm going to have to wait like 45 minutes, but that's it. Wow. I know. I know. Who knew? That's so funny like I could just see you like Hello But like does Brittany not have that is she just driving around in some jolab? I don't I don't think she had Chris did a call. No, she didn't have because I I would not have known to do that Because I'm like I don't have triple A and you kind of don't really me if you have like a good if you have a got up to date car that you maybe are releasing like ask about it because you know offense to play you might not need to play you might just that's your

emergency did they say hello Heather was it like really like in the future I can't remember but I was just like okay like I'm so I'm so happy that like this is gonna come well good luck I'm good luck to you, Brittany. I mean, bless. Okay, BravoCon is here, you guys, and there's more than 100 stars who will be there when tickets go on sale. Did we find out when the tickets are going on sale, Annie?

They're on sale. There will be prices, I don't think. Okay, I think they're on sale. The good news is I will be in New York City as well. Oh, yes, I will be at the palladium theater, which is right in the Times Square area, where I believe this provocon is near to happening. And that is Saturday, October 15th.

Have them until I'm done. Net, get your tickets. There you go. I have some juicy scoop that was delivered to me by Peter, my husband. What? Yes. Look at him, team player. And it just came out on People magazine and I kept it a secret.

Okay, you didn't tell me at all. Okay, I didn't tell you. Yeah. So while I was at Ireland, Peter has a friend who actually is living in San Antonio now. Oh, really? And he and his girlfriend came and they hung out, you know, here and Drake and Brandon said they were real delights. And they had a lot of fun. And at one point, this friend said, I'm friends with Taric, Mueso of Heather and Taric and Flip, Flip her flop and all that. And

that is Heather Ray from the Netflix show selling sense that they got married. She's his second wife. And he's like, yeah, we went to the house and I met them. And I go, did you tell her that you're my husband because I've been on her podcast when she had a podcast. She knows who we are. We follow each other and he goes, yeah, I don't know. I think she seems sort of confused.

I'm like, yeah, this guy rolling up. Do you have to be like, no, Heather McDonald from Juicy Scoop, like say it anyway. He's like, he goes, don't say anything, but she's pregnant. Oh. So they just announced it today that she's pregnant. So Peter knew before the rest of the world.

Peter knew before People Magazine. Wow, Peter. And I knew and I just want you to know when people meet me out for dinner and they go, this is not for juicy scoop, it will not be for juicy scoop. Sometimes small daily actions really make a big difference, especially when it comes to caring for your hair. A little goes a long way.

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I kept it a secret secret but happy for them. Okay. Speaking of selling sunset, the little openheimer Jason that was with Kraschel. Yeah, for that hot two-episode stint. Yes. He found some new model you can see. She is very her name is Mary Lou and she's very tall and thin. Oh, she's a big one. Yeah, there's a photo of them together and she's even taller than Krashellen heels. How tall is she? I mean, I'm tall as he. I'm gonna say he's like five four, like five, five, six. No, he's absolutely not five six. If your last game's openheimer,

like you have a shy or somewhere, like that's like Hobbit adjacent. You know? I think, if he's, I think he's five three barefoot. With like nice shoes and lifts and tom cruise, like Cobbler working on it, I would say he can pass for five six. I'm gonna say five six. When he's all like done up. I would say he can pass for five six. I'm gonna say five six.

When he's all like done up. I'll say five six. But he doesn't have a pompadour hairdo like you either. Like he's bald on top of being. So I'm like, he is the size that he is. I think he's five six with a good wedge. He's probably like five eight. They are five five and five six.

One is bigger. Wait, what? Well, the sides don't have any exact answer, but... Imagine one got like all the nutrients in the womb. Yeah, that's what happened. Like twins. The other one barely survived. He was almost eaten.

Yeah. The other one quen- I ate! The other one quen! And... I'm always obsessed with twins that absorb their twin. It's my favorite thing. Did you remember that one kid in India where the legs were coming out of its stomach? twin. It's my favorite thing. Did you remember that one kid in India where the legs were coming out of its stomach?

No. It was. Was I supposed to? I feel like I was a pretty big sword. You know how I feel about cricket people. I don't like it. I don't like it one bit. There was an kid in India that clearly absorbed

his own twin. Okay. But the twin continued to grow in his stomach and so he had an like an expanded stomach with two like legs coming out. So we had four legs. Is he gonna be on the stars? Yeah, but they were like very little legs. I think they eventually like someone saw it and was like, I will help you like remove this twin tumor. He should be on dancing with the stars, India, that's a mean fox draw. That's like, that's a good one.

Wait, so he's five six, you said he's five six, so we were close. And she's probably, she looks like she's like five 11, five 10, five 11. I mean, she's loving life. She's gonna get a real estate license. William White, who was a TikTok sensation during the height of TikTok COVID.

Did Mandy's cover, right? Yeah, he had a very, he did like 70 songs and he looked very 70s, early 80s and he was gorgeous and he was from Canada and he would lip sync these songs, but he didn't do really well. He was in a good lip sync, but no mom cared. Every mom was wet that summer. Exactly. Including myself.

So I reached out to him. William wet. And I, and I believe his manager was like a juicy scupper. And so he hooked it up and we did a Zoom. And you know, who's such a young innocent kid, it was a quick interview. There wasn't that much to get into. Right.

But he was like, it made me appreciate where I live because he was in Canada and he's like, so were you live in LA? And I go, yeah, and he goes, so you see palm trees? Oh my God. And I was like, yes, we do. Why don't I appreciate these palm trees more? Like sometimes you need somebody to be like,

so excited to go where you live. Just to meet youth. Yes, and I go listen when you come out here We're gonna like go and you know go look upon trees Anyway, did you do that? Did you fulfill your end of the agreement? I kind of wondered why I was never seeing him like in my feet or anything Because I only I follow him he vanished for a bit. He did and now he's spoken. Oh god He said hey guys. I want to be honest to share something that's very important to me, but I don't want anyone to worry. I have an addiction to weed, which has been making me depressed for many years now. I'm normally a happy guy,

but it's been hard for me knowing I'm battling addiction. Today, I made the decision to go to rehab for a month. It's been really hard, but I'm really, I'm less stressed now that I've made the decision to better my life. I want to thank all of you for being in my life and making it such a great experience. I've never had so many people there for me, loved ones. Thank you. I'm ready for this journey. Love you, blah, blah, blah. You know, I'm going to take this month to just wait for it. Love you also much much in the statement of the month is focus on you heart now I know that they film intervention still but in Canada

intervention Canada I they don't call an intervention Canada. They just call intervention But it's all in Canada because I think there's some Legality or something that we can't do here anymore because it's like you know, I thought it was a franchise It's like it's like the ultimate surprise party that nobody wants. You know, like, so, I mean, every time it's like, gone away, it's come back as an A&E, but I always feel like the last, whatever, few years I've seen, it's always in Canada.

I want, that would be amazing if you was featured in the Canadian intervention. But when I said this to you, it bothered you. It did. Not because you were thinking about William White, because you said, that's not true. No one can be addicted to weed. And I'm like, yes, they can. Just out of it.

Dr. Drew told me that you absolutely can. And you know who was, um, who was addicted to weed was. Who was addicted to weed? Julia Roberts, brother Eric Roberts when he was in the doctor drew Rehab house. It was about weed. Yeah, and he said absolutely You know, and I go yeah, I've always said it. You know if I put vodka in my orange juice every morning You'd say I'm an alcoholic so if someone knows I say you're having a fun summer If it's not a vacation

say you're having a fun summer. If it's not a vacation, but I mean, yes, there are a lot of people that are functioning alcoholics, and I believe that there's a lot of people that can function having pot throughout the day. Yeah, cheeks and china. It worked for them. It really did, but apparently it's not working for William White. So it can't work for everybody. Some people can.

Some people they realize it's an issue. What can I just say this? I know a lot of people who per take in marijuana usage and cannabis use, and I just think this is gonna give that like a stigma because I do feel like there's a lot of medicinal qualities of cannabis and cannabinoid usage, and I just think that this is how old is he?

He's like 21, he's 21. He's 21. He's not that famous. If it was, if it was like Justin Bieber saying, I get to press from weed, I think this would be a bigger discussion. I think this was a 21 year old kid who smokes weed all day and does TikToks

and his parents were like, get a job and he can't because he's got marijuana in his system. And so his parents were like, get a job and he can't because he's got marijuana in his system. So his parents were like, stop smoking weed and get a job, William. And he's like, oh, I need rehab. And I think that's what he's so used to just smoking weed and doing TikToks that the TikTok fame has kind of worn off a little bit. Everyone's like seeing it. He's not that good of a lip sinker. Also, he's really good looking. But he told me that he's modeling agencies where you need to work out.

Like you're good looking, but you need to really work out and everything. So maybe that's another part of where he's like, you know what, I do want better, I have to get clean. You eat Cheetos. Right. Twitter is suing Elon Musk because he's backed out of the $44 billion merger of him buying Twitter.

Now some of the comments and conspiracy, whatever, believes that this might have been his plan all along so that in a lawsuit they'll have to expose whether in fact they have bots and all that which he has accused Twitter of having. Ooh, okay. Yeah. And then he never really intended to buy it. He just wanted to expose Twitter for the reasons he doesn't like Twitter. So he said he was gonna buy it and then he was like just kidding.

And Twitter was like, we're gonna sue you because you said you're gonna buy it? Because we planned on it and we, you know. Like, what is that? Can't Twitter just be like, all right, back to business? I mean, I don't know what it's like when you make a $44 billion purchase of a Twitter. I've never spoke.

I know how it works with a house. Yeah. And with a house, you, you know, you make an offer and there's certain deadlines and there's a point where if you back out, they're gonna keep the deposit. Even then, it can be somewhat, because the legality, people sometimes go,

okay, we're gonna give it back to you anyway, let us know. Whatever, but I don't know. So, there you go. I guess we'll have to wait and see. Yeah. Like I honestly don't care. I feel like you know more about this than I do. Doja Cat.

Uh-huh. She lost 200,000 Instagram followers, which to someone who has like 50, I don't have she has, that sounds like nothing to me. To someone like her. After slamming Stranger Singstar Noah for sharing private DMs, I know this story. So what happened is she DMed this other cast member to say, I'm hot for the other guy in the show. Yeah, the guy who plays Eddie Monster,

not Eddie Monster, Monster Eddie Monster. Yes, who's very attractive. What does HMU mean? She wrote, you know? Hit me up. Okay, Noah, can you tell Joseph to hit me up? She DMed.

Wait, no, does he have a GF, Okay girlfriend. I know what that means. He wrote LMA O.O. What does that mean? Last oh laugh my ass off off slide into his DMs she says I decay that means I don't know his IG meaning Instagram or Twitter He doesn't have a DM direct message to slide in and Okay, that means I don't know. His IG, meaning Instagram or Twitter. He doesn't have a DM direct message to slide in. And then he then sent the guy's Instagram. He then shared that on a TikTok and did a little fun thing out of it.

So then she got all upset, went on, and was like, you know, screw him. Why would he do that? I think eventually she was like, all right, actually, I feel badly. He's 17. I shouldn't be. Well, that's what the outrage was. Everyone was just like, why are you sliding into a 17 year old's DMs looking for a hook

up? But what? She wasn't looking up to hook up with him. Well, wait, but I mean, still, she's like, hey, I'm trying to get your friend that you've worked with to like Hit me up and hook up with me. I had a conversation about this with with another comic over the weekend And he he said he goes I think this is when she realized she was famous Oh

When you realize that like hey, you're a little too famous to be doing what other people are doing because this might happen And I was like interesting what other people are doing because this might happen. And it was like interesting. Yeah, go back to the olden days where you'd have your agent reach out like, that's what you're paying this guy for. You have an agent or a PR person say, hey, see if so and so from Serious Things is a fan of mine. And if you'd ever want to come to like a party

or like you do something kind of, you don't do a one-on-one day. Just you have your agent, listen to me,one date. You have your agent listen to me doja you have your agent call like find his agent and say hey talk to Joseph and doja is like such a fan of stranger things she's having a small get-together with some other musicians in Malibu at her house son it's seven let us let us know if he in a front would like to come exactly then it's casual. Let us know if he in a front would like to come. Exactly. Then it's casual. Yeah. Then they can have drinks. And if there is real chemistry there, it's not this DM. Let's me on the side of the

screw. Exactly. Exactly. Even for a real relationship, that's what you should try to do. But also in, I forget what has didn't know, is this name Noah? The kid at least will. Yes yes the one that she's know it Shnops know a snap He drinks so he That's what I kind of feel would you say he's name it's not great. It is snobs. I mean, is it that how you spell snops? The out of the drink okay like peach like a peach shop so He's a 17-year-old kid imagining a 17-year-old kid in like doja cat DMs you. I'm sure he's a 17 year old kid. Imagine being a 17 year old kid in like Doja Cat DMs you. I'm sure he's like,

whoa, this is the coolest thing ever, you know? And I think that's what it was. He's like, I'm gonna put this on TikTok because look, Doja Cat talked to me on Instagram, did it and she's like, how dare you? Like you're 25 years old or however, however she is. But it's just like, you can't do that. But also those are the hot TikToks

when people like reveals celebrity stuff, whether they were mean to them, when they ran into them in a bathroom, or they gave a great tip, or they didn't give a good tip, it's all that kind of stuff, so he was like, yeah, anyway. So, they'll people will come back, and you see, I'm really thinking

if he's gonna hold on, who cares? Um, Taylor Swift got engaged to Joe Allwyn over the holidays so that they've been keeping it secret for five months. Who is this guy? She's been dating him for like, yeah they've been dating for a hop. I know but what's his story? He, I wish I could tell you.

I'm that much of a Taylor Swift. London. Yeah he's probably some like, Prince charming and training in London, probably an heir to something. Let me see what he looks. I mean, they look like they're cute, and I hope that she does a big Shebang wedding.

She will. I hope she reenacts Madonna and Sean Penn, and I hope helicopters are. Oh, there's gonna be choppers on the sky. It's gonna be some Nashville into the woods like- She should. She's gonna have, as we, it was first time- Cause our first thought is probably,

let's make it really private, all that stuff. I say, don't, Taylor. Don't. Don't. This is what everyone wanted. When is Taylor Swift gonna get married? And you better stay married because then she's gonna have the biggest divorce

album of all time. Which, yeah, or not, yeah, or could be great. Yeah, I think it's going to be very, it's going to be folksy. What does she do? What if she just does a whole album of songs about like picking your bridesmaids and one girls a bitch? Yeah. And something borrowed, something blue, something new, something new.

Yeah, something like that. It's gonna be the final. We're going to Nash Vegas, but my friends complain. And everyone needs to pay $1142 for the weekend. Yup, destination wedding to Nashville. Like, I think it's gonna be, it's gonna be country enough. But it'll be rocker enough, I think. I think we're definitely gonna get some celebs, like Selena Gomez will be a bridesmaid, for sure.

Yes. Who else? Will it be a better, bigger wedding than Theresa, Judy? I think it's gonna be, she's gonna have a Nashville. She will do a traditional Nashville bridal shower. I say, girl, you've waited this long do it all don't make it secret have four drug Go have four dresses have it be a three day affair and Be the bride do it what's the wedding dress gonna be is it gonna be

Over the top of you think she's gonna keep it roll like all right. It just came in my head It just came it marked it down as a prediction. Just use your skin prediction. Okay, it is, it is, it is laced, scalloped laced off the shoulder, but like at the top of the shoulder, okay? Long sleeves that go all the way down to gloves. Yes, okay. And it comes like sweetheart neckline comes in at the waist Goes out long ass train. It's all to all lace. Oh lace, but it goes out a little bit all lace

The next dress for dinner is Caroline Kennedy no like what she would war which is just white satin Yes, I'm seen sat as well. Slick, like just a slick thing. Slick it on us. Thanks for the dancing. A sexy little number that she pairs with cowboy boots.

A short dress that she pairs with like diamond cowboy boots. Like starting it. That's fun. And then the last look when the in and out truck comes is just the white velour juicy sweats that she and all her girls get to wear. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, a wool. No, no, no, no, I'm going to say like a cashmere crop top with sweatpants. Oh, that style of it. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. You're right. Yeah.

It's not going to be the velour from the outside. No, us. No, it'll be like a cashmere. Okay. You're welcome. You're welcome. Yeah. Okay. So Pete Davidson, he added Jasmine to an L, but he added Jasmine and Aladdin tattoos dedicated to his and Kim's first kiss. Oh, God. And we see that the Lusha was coming back in September and one of the scenes is Yeah, hey babe wanted to jump with the shower really quick and he throws his phone and runs I call bullshit that was set up. Oh for sure. No, nobody in this world No better with your four or 94 throws their phone up. I don't know how rich you are. No, that's the hackiest corn ball and said the one thing that he wants in life, I think he comes out tomorrow, is to be a dad.

So prolonging the rumors of will they have a kid together, who can. Who? Like, stop it. Well, I do. I'm talking about it. So I think, now I mean mean I think he loves the failure. And so anyway somebody reminded me wrote me and said, I just think it's so crazy that for a very long time, he was in a committed relationship with Larry David from Kirby Enthusiasm's very funny smart, intelligent, non-influencer celebrity daughter.

And they broke up and that's when he went on to the Ariana Grande, the cake, back in sale, and now the Kim Kardashian. Oh, the Kaya Gerber was in there. And it's like, wow, like they were just two kids that were like into comedy that were in their 20s for all these years. And she just must be like, all right, but anyway,

I told you, I know she's got embryos with Kanye still, but I'm sure she has separate eggs because a smart girl like that would go, say don't inject them all with Kanye sperm, save a couple eggs for, you know, an ex husband. So those eggs will then get with him, and I do believe they will either discuss it a lot. That's what we're gonna see in the September Hulu series.

But I mean, I think she might. If they're still together by Christmas, I do think they'll be a baby cooking in someone. Good God, they're like octopuses. You know what? Octopuses lay all those eggs. That's what I see. Just like, just like,

I've got all these eggs in my cove. Do you think they're gonna procreate? One can. How long have they been dating? Presultant thinks that you'll have twins with him. But twins, you have to be very nowadays, you actually put in two embryos if you want twins, unless you put one in it actually splits, which is so where that happens.

Haunted looking babies. Like a pair of dolls and an old Victorian attic, just. I always said, my other prediction is that her mom has six kids. And Courtney has three. So she already beat Courtney and having the most four. But I always, I did always think if she was gonna stay with Kanye and because she had all the emrias and she didn't have to carry them

and what that she would have like seven, she'd succeed her mom. God. So I wouldn't, I'm not gonna be surprised if she does have a surrogate type baby that will be biologically hers and Pete's in the next year. Well, I'm hoping it's twins because we definitely, definitely need villains for the Kardashians

next generation spin-off. So like when North and all of them get a wage, then we have the Pete Davidson kids, the twins, the twins, and they're like, hello Chicago. Yes. I like it. What's going on, Saint? Yeah. Yes.

Because I definitely think like Pete's kids, they would have like weird enough names, go. And. Uh-huh. And very much like her mother, her mother had four with Robert. Yeah. And then Kendall and Kylie with her second husband. And a lot of people when they have a big break like that, like the age break, which now the younger one is maybe like three or four. It's not a huge break. But like,

let's say they have that maybe the song will be like four or five when they have their twins. They want to have two together because they're like one one has to have a friend, a kid just to be this good alone. So she might say, yes, let's put the two best embryos in this girl who's gonna want to grow. Some girl. Yeah. Speaking of BBLs and the girls, as you know, their asses are going down. You know, they're becoming skinny, white, blonde,

sorority girls from the 90s. Is the look right at the top right now. But James Charles didn't get that memo. He is the huge YouTube makeup guru guy that wears makeup. He is still a guy, but he's wearing a bathing suit and he got a BBL. He is problematic as is. Why is he so problematic? He went into like like, he, like, he has he gone, has he done a doji cat with some young boys that are not 18, correct?

Yep, yep, yep. And he kind of got canceled there for a bit because of it. And he was saying a lot of like, lured things to young boys on TikTok and Instagram. I don't, I'm still amazed that he's got things to young, young boys on TikTok and Instagram. I don't, I'm still amazed that he's got such a following still, kind of just kind of, I guess got swept under the wrong, I don't know, I don't, I don't,

people with James Charles. Well, they've got 1.1 million likes on his TikTok, his, his BBL. It's very strange to look at, like just go back, because you, you said he looked like a centaur Right like well it is an interesting look when someone is still got a traditional male Chest and abs. Yeah, but then has added hips another body at the bottom

Hips and a female bottom like a horse person Like it is weird. Like if I, if you covered the top, I would have thought like, oh, that's, I'm sure I would have, I would have been like, oh, that's Kylie. Oh, Kylie, Kylie had a male makeup artist that was featured a lot with her and I would somehow was following it and it was a male that wore a lot of makeup and everything. And then he, I saw him in like a one piece bathing suit and he still didn't have boobs, but he had added hips.

He had completely Kylie's hips and butt. And Kylie's now face. Because when you're around them so much, you're just like constantly like, yeah. That's so weird to me. And also I feel like you said, if he's like an influencer, shouldn't you keep up with the trends?

Like the big butts are slowly coming out or going away. Maybe we had the butt for a while, but I'm so glad that the flat ass is making a comeback. It's a new butt, she said it's a new butt, so whatever. It is a new butt, you're glad that flat asses are back, you guys guys flat asses are in They're not really back, but I'm gonna make it happen. Yeah fun times. Yes, just in yes tell everybody you have your your own podcast Yes, you get more Justin Martin Dale whenever they want please you guys

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Bye. And now I have even more hilarious fun topics and juicy stories that I did with your other favorite, Chris Frenjolla. A woman ended up in a wheelchair after holding in Farts around her boyfriend. Did you hear about this? No. So she's an influencer. So that's a great story. And first when I heard about it, I really thought she was like paralyzed. No, but she had such incredible abdominal pain that she did. But then she now that the Farts are let out, but she had such incredible abdominal pain that she did

But then she now that the parts are let out but she's apparently really held her parts for so long and then they've looked into other stories were women that won't fart or won't and then Drake then Brandon said well, you know Elvis died on the toilet because he had four months of shit in him. I go What do you hear that? Well, John Wayne too, they say John Wayne. But how would you know that Elvis had four months of shit stuffed up there? I didn't hear four months, but I did hear that Elvis suffered

from what's called an impacted colon. Oh. And yes. I never knew that he was actually trying to take a shit from like eating too many peanut butter, but I didn't understand what he says. I thought he just was on the toilet and had a heart attack on the toilet.

He did. I believe. He was on the toilet and had a heart attack on the toilet. He did. I believe. He was trying to push out a shit so hard. No, I think he was doing drugs in the bathroom and just happened to be near a toilet. From what I gather, I could be wrong. Can you believe he was only 42? I know, it's shocking.

Or 43 or something. Yeah, there you go. Brittany, Brought four months of poo in there. Yeah, and John Wayne It said John Wayne didn't go by months. He went by pounds. I heard you think they're gonna find weight at 50 something pounds Do you think they're gonna have poop? Is that a bass? Lureman's song are they gonna talk about that in the movie the Elvis movie? I think I'm a big dog. I got a hunk a hunk of shit inside me I got a hunk of hunk of shit inside me. Um, Britney, yes.

Out there, seriously, the brown pumps are like never going away. I don't know if she's on a vacation again, I guess Hawaii. Another vacation. I don't know. I feel like she's rolling around the water a lot. And anyway, she said America has done a wonderful job at humiliating me. Britney Spears claims that documentaries and specials made about her life. So someone asked her something, how do you feel about the the documentaries? And she said it didn't help.

They humiliated me even more. And then she went on to say, never in my life have I been picked up on to say, never in my life have I been picked up when I've landed from a plane in a golf cart. And when I first read that I thought, is she saying you know how she's also been like, I couldn't have a jack-and-coke after a show and I couldn't have a massage. So I was like, oh, are you saying like you never got that special treatment of a golf cart picking you up like a VAV? Right. No, she's saying she's only had private cars pick her up until now and she believes

that America has sent the golf cart so that we can see her and take photos of her and humiliate her that she's in a golf cart when other stars are in closed cars. Oh, wow. It's poor girl. Yeah. I mean, I feel like that's the least of her problems is the way she gets from a plane. She's got, yeah. I mean, and the, the, the right, the topics are as weird as ever.

And she's just dancing around. She's still in the cheesecake factory house. I heard that she sold it. Maybe she didn't. Yeah, I heard she sold it too. I heard she is moving to another house in the same area, a thousand oaks, but. I loved it. There was a juicy scooper who did an Airbnb

and it was kind of looked like Britney, so she was dancing around. Yeah. Like that is pretty great. If your entryway looks just like that. It's just got a very cold feel to it, that. The tile floor just don't do anything for me. Yeah, and then she's like,

I guess from spinning, it's great. That's what you want. And then she talked about how Like she was showing me some she was on vacation. She took a photo of a baby and she dretzist long thing about how this baby She held this baby for so long. They people probably didn't know when she would give the baby back I did it and then she just ends it with like but the baby still emailing me. Oh, I don't know if she's like joking anyway That's what she's doing people. Okay. Okay. So Elon Musk quietly welcomed twins, except that everyone wrote about it, with Shivon Zee's one of his top executives late last year. So we're just finding out about now. I guess that is kind of quiet.

So according to court documents obtained by the outlet, he, so he's, okay, that's his 10th kid now I heard. Yeah, yeah, the twins have made 10. He's 36 and he's 51, she's 36 and so they did just do a petition to change the twins names to have their father's last name and contain their mother's last name as part of the middle name. Do you imagine if you had twins with Elon Musk that you wouldn't have Musk the last name? Yeah, you want Musk to be the last name. Now one of his older twins has transitioned to a girl and changed her name but took Musk off of it.

Oh. And there's nothing to do with her father now. Yeah, okay. How old is she? She'll eventually probably want a couple of bucks. Yeah. And then of course, the Amber herd baby, there's so many. Is that, is he the father of Amber herd's baby? We still do not know.

But so many of them are twins and through in vitro. Yeah. So I feel like, you know, because it's all the money in the world. He's one of those guys that are like, I'll give you this firm, but let's go to this doctor to make sure that they're like genetically perfect as far as disease. And so, you know, like, I'm not gonna have a kid that like, you know, has some genetic disease or whatever.

So, I- Yeah, we can't recognize people's faces. Or a- But apparently he said, the world, we're right now there's an under population happening. And so he's like, I encourage all my employees to have a lot of kids and I will like help in any way I can if you're like there'll be benefits to being an employee that has a lot of kids.

My mom was actually at the grocery store with the five of us during the 70s and a woman walked up and said, or a man, I don't know if it's a man or one, but I remember sometimes they said, how dare you overpopulate the world like this? Wow, because of five. Because back then in the seventies, there was a lot of, I guess, propaganda, I don't know what it was about that we were overpopulating the world and another saying, we don't have enough people. Yeah.

It just depends on... I also think we have enough people that want to work. Right. Not necessarily Kim Kardashian. Yeah. That's it. You know, do you know that Drake saw a TikTok that said that half the rides at six flags in LA are closed

because they do not have enough people to work the rides? Is that right? That's what he said. I don't know. I don't want to go and find out. I'm like, I'm glad that we did all the years. I sent to the kids. I go, are we good?

Like, do we need to go to Disneyland or Macri Mountain anymore? Like, now you're kind of, you're old, you're 1966. Right. Like, I feel like, for the last 10 years, I have gone so many times. And they're like, no, I don't think we have to go this summer. Yeah, I think I might. I think I've done.

Amusement parks, probably. Of all of it. I don't think I have to go anymore. Now, because the kids are older. Because we've done it all. Like, we've done amusement parks probably of all of it. I don't think I have to go anymore Now because of the kids are older because we've done it all like we've done it all We've done universal shit ton of time especially when we worked there. We got like this. Yeah, we've still to go in Imagine mountain what the hurricane? We did that dizzy land so many times. Yeah, I feel like we we've I mean Now if they go maybe they'll like go with girlfriends and their older

But I don't think I ever have to go ever again. I went I went I just went to universal and It was fun with my daughter, you know, she's young so she liked dominions and stuff We don't really go on rides. We just see it was $750 to look at a you know, beetle juice And then we tried to take a picture with Frankenstein the guy who plays Frankenstein My daughter's even know Frankenstein is but he was tall. She's like who's that? I said I was Frankenstein. I'll take a picture and he had it. He was gesturing To my daughter who's three To put her mask on we didn't even have a mask and he was going

But he was doing in Franken, but he was doing it in Frankenstein. And he was, oh, but yeah, he was, he was gesturing for the mask. And I didn't know, I thought he was just doing Frankenstein stuff. Yeah. He would not take the picture without the mask. But because because your two year old is going to get through his actual mask, yeah, a real mask on. That is so funny. Oh, I was, I, oh, so guess we can't do it. I don't know what the, so we just didn't get the picture. Isn't it interesting that no one is talking about like vaccines or, I mean.

Why is it, I heard a new one's coming. Oh, a new one's coming. I read something. Monkey pox, be careful. It's all over New York, monkey pox. I heard monkey pox was making its way at a lot of pride parades, unfortunately. Yeah, because they said some guy at a bathhouse. Yeah.

Somebody at a bathhouse had a bunch of monkey pox sex. You know, now everyone's got, it's just bumps. It's just like skinned stuff. It goes away in a couple of weeks. Peter has all these little bumps around his ankles. He told me it was fleas, but now I'm... He came riddled of monkey fox. Oh my God.

Now I got it. Peter's riddled of monkeys. Fleas. Wait, I don't know which one's worse. That he has fleas or monkey fox. I don't know what at our house he thought that somehow the dog, like where he works out on this grass at our backyard, he was getting him. He's very susceptible to skin diseases.

Sure, sure, yeah. Yeah, I understand. But I mean, okay. Wow, no, he was, okay. Anyway, so Nick Cannon of course has nine kids and then they were tweeting, he and Elon Musk were tweeting, like, yeah, and then Megan McCain got in and was like how is this funny or cute?

What like people are mad at people have a lot of kids. I guess some people have a lot of kids and a little done. I mean, yeah, the world's over popular. It's depending on you know, it's not he said it's not. It's under a lot of Elon Musk says right now it's under popular. Yeah, like it like it what we want we need to have more people to take. Los Angeles is too populated,

but then how does the city's in orange? But if you're creating cars that are driving themselves, what kind of jobs are these people going to have? Like, if we're making robots do everything, do we need them? Army hammer, we'll do everything. Army hammer is working. Six jobs right now.

Can we celebrate that? Okay. Can I tell my story about my broadway news? I'm here to report the hot Broadway news. And now for Broadway, for juicy scoop from Broadway, our correspondent, Christopher Franjola, Christopher, tell us what's going on in Broadway.

Hi Heather, here on the great right way to give you the glow down on all things Broadway Beanie fellstein Well, the steam yes, you've heard of her. She is the sister of Jonah Hill right? I didn't know that you got that up and why don't they have the same last name? I don't know are they like Charlie sheen and Emile West of it. Yes. Yeah, they do.

She kept the Jewish name and he went for something more fun. Maybe, but she's been, he felt seen. I had no idea that they were brother and sister, but you might be right. But anyway, the story is. Yes, continue. She's in a Broadway show called Funnigar. Oh, our brother and sister.

Okay, yeah. And that was what Barbara Streastry said famous the movie yeah and it's a big huge Broadway show yeah everybody's excited about it issue that funny but i don't know okay well apparently not because uh... she's leaving the show early couple months early or a couple weeks early uh... which is unheard of in Broadway world to like leave your contract early yeah the only other time it was done When Jeremy Piven out of your maybe years ago left the Broadway show early because he said he had

Poisoning from eating too much sushi. Yeah, I remember that juicy scoop. Yeah, it was like he had iron poisoning from eating too much sushi Well poor Eric Jane she was gonna be the lead in Chicago. Roxy heart Remember like Roxy heart everybody every celebrity Lisa. Yeah, you know who they did that to with 20 years ago Do you know who kept in Greece you guys Peter Pan you got to stop talking And the walking like just get on a scooter and leave Oh my god, it's amazing. Maybe we want to keep that in. What people don't have real money for. Yeah, right.

So real. Wait, was Greece Rizzo? Do you remember that? Every year. Rosie did it. Brooksheel's did it. They could look like everybody that was popular in TV and through them as a RISA. Before that it was Peter Pan and it was always be a woman.

Of like a 45-year-old woman had to play Peter Pan. Yes, Sandy Duncan, Sandy Duncan was the best at it. She had a glass eye, you know. Now, yeah. I'm standing done going to come on TV. My mother would go, you know, she has a glass eye and I was like, what? I think my mom was obsessed with the kid class like to also you know Why why was you know like nowadays?

Everyone's so mad if any actor is playing anything that they don't identify as in real life I'm like yeah, it's called fucking acting right like so if you're so like I'm noticed that you know now that there's so many roles They got to have like a non-binary teen, like in every show. And there's a few actors whose offspring are now identifying as non-binary. I'm like, that's pretty great, because the pool's pretty small. So those kids are working a lot. Because it's like now a normal, not a normal sorry, but a kid that identifies as just a cis male. They don't want him playing a non-binary day. They only want...

So yeah, so I'm like, so technically, and that was wrong about Peter Pan. Yeah, Peter Pan? That a 45 year old woman was playing a 14 year old, but nowadays it'd be like, but does this actor really fly? And does identify as a boy for the rest of his life? Yeah. 14 or like but and nowadays it'd be like but does this actor really fly yeah and does Identify as a board for the rest of his life. Yeah, otherwise we can't have him

Yeah, I always found it. I went to see recently like at Christmas time a ballet version of the nutcracker and It's all adults playing like the kid rolls because they're better dancers or whatever Oh, and it was very creepy. They would dress like, you know, kids with lollipops and stuff, but they were like 35 and there's big lollipops. It was clear. They looked like kid in Knobcracker. Yeah. And my sister wanted the roll.

Shannon, this was the only mean thing that she's ever said to me. Oh. And I got it. I couldn't believe I got it. I didn't even, I was like, who gets a roll? Is it like ballet though? Yeah, but we had other girls dancing and I just was doing the got it. I didn't even, I was like, who gets a relief? Is it like ballet, though? Yeah, but we had other girls dancing and I just was doing the acting part.

Okay. And I couldn't believe I got it because I was like a freshman and she goes, there's one reason why you got that, she goes, there's two reasons why you got that part. I go, what, she goes, she points to, because I had a fat face. Cause you look younger. Cause you're such a fat cow would stretch face. Oh

But I want I totally took you off track. Why is bird beanie? Why leaving the Well, she wrote yesterday that the production is going in a different direction Yeah, and then today they announced that the production is going in a different direction. Yeah. And then today they announced that the new role will be played. Funny girl now we play with Liam Michelle from Glee. And so you know, and she doesn't have a great reputation Liam Michelle. So some people rumor, rumors that she campaigned for the role stealing it from Beanie Feldstein.

But there's also other people saying that Beanie Feldstein just wants to sell tickets, you know. Not that I don't believe it. She'll just sell tickets either, but maybe more. Beanie was Monica Lewinsky. Yes. And the impeachment, which I'm shocked just did not get the buzz. But I have a reason. I know why I didn't get the buzz. I think a show like that, being that it was released once a week, I think like younger people

did not find it that juicy. And also just like there's so much TV right now, it's hard to keep up, like you know. I think though that, like I found it interesting because we lived through it, but I find that younger people do not care about sex scandals. Really? Because there's so much sex in their life,

and everyone, you know, it's so out there that then like something like that, the president having an affair with an intern and like how much it's like shocked us living through it, they're kind of like, who cares? Like all my friends are sugar babies. All my friends are blowing 50 year old men for a purse. Why is it such a big deal?

Like, they're just like, I don't need to watch. I don't need to wait every week to watch this. I think that's why I didn't do that well. But I thought she was really good in it. I loved her in it. I've seen, she's good and stuff. I've seen her on other stuff. Do you know if someone asked me

would I ever want to do Broadway? Would you? H.O. is a week. It's a lot of work. I don't, it's like not a dream of mine, I don't think. Yeah. Like, I don't know. I mean, it's been so long since I've done an actual play.

Yeah. Like, the last thing I did was sketches at the Groundlings Theatre. We're like, I'd have to hear my cue and be like, waiting and hit my mark and everything. Like, I don't know. I don't think I really, I guess the opportunity really came up, I have to really think about it. First of all, I'd have to go see a Broadway play, which I never have.

Yeah, I'm going on the show. I've literally never seen a Broadway play. What? I've literally never gone to see a Broadway play. The closest I came was my own performance at Caroline's on Broadway. Oh, wait a minute. Doing stand-up.

You've seen. I've seen plays, but not on Broadway. Those, but not on Broadway. I wait a minute. Doing stand up. You've seen. I've seen plays, but not on Broadway. But not on Broadway. I've seen things that the bandtages, like we'd go see sound and music and all that kind of stuff growing up. My mom was very into it. Where you live in Los, in New York.

So yeah, that makes a little sense. Yeah. But I mean, I don't know, like. Wow. I've done thousands. What do you, you said you're seeing one tonight by yourself? No, Thursday night. I'm going to see Mulan Rouge at the pantages by myself. Yeah, Mulan Rouge That's right. You know the amount of times that I've had someone just DM me or tweet and just go I

Know Chris's gay Why is that because I Why is that because I Go through the roof of them. Well, I know I know I know you're not I know you're not and I love that like you have to just defend it You shouldn't have to defend it. I've got I used to get that a lot of Chelsea lately. Remember food I always say I was gay and Chelsea really and Yeah, I don't really know why she used to always call Joe Corgay to I know you know We always kind of her stay Well, she is always called Joe Korgay too. I know, you know, the way I was kind of her stay.

It's like, I'm ironic, but yeah. Yeah, anyway. Oh, perfect. James Conn's passed away from the Godfather. Right. I had always seen with the Playboy Mansion. That was his whole thing. Yeah, he said he slept with a lot of women and a lot of hookers,

but he said he never have to pay for the hookers. He just gave them cocaine. Oh, yeah, he, you know, a wildlife. I guess hookers really do them cocaine. Oh, yeah, he you know wildlife. I guess cookers really do like cocaine Anyway, this guy was in it with him his name's Gianna Russo And he said he was rude to him He was a dick on the set of the godfather and then many years later He was producing a movie and and James Conn's agent called him up and was like hey

We'd love to get James Con to play this role. I mean, he's you know, and he's like I Hey, we'd love to get James Khan to play this role. I mean, he's, you know, and he's like, I guess James Khan didn't tell you what a dick he was on set with me. And he was probably like, what? And I just thought that was interesting, because we always wonder like, I was talking about this recently with somebody like, you know, you never know why you're like blackballed or why you kick in on a show. And it can just be one person That was like, you know what?

In 1997, Chris was, Chris didn't invite me to his party. Yeah. Whatever. You never know. So I just thought that was cool. Oh, I agree with that. I believe I was taking off a show for making fun of one of the, yeah. Recently.

Yeah. You got what? Taking off a show for what? couple of years ago one of those shows I think do we do it together like that one where we watch videos with Tyler at the muscular guy who hosts what's his name Terry Cruz We watched videos with Terry Cruz Michael Cox Booked it Okay, America's funniest home bit no Chris. Remember we met Michael Cox, booked it.

Okay. America's funniest home bit. No, craziest videos or something. I was like, crazy. Do you want it? Oh, maybe I wasn't on it. I don't remember that we were gonna have me back the second time and I saw a writer's name

that I had recognized from another show. And I said something along the lines of, is he on this show now? Is it like, there's no way he'd be went another show. And I said something along the lines of, is he on this show now? Is it like there's no way he'd be on this show? Why? Because he was on family, he was right on a family guy. And I was like, there's no way he'd be writing on this terrible show.

Oh, you said it like that? To the producer. But I didn't mean to. And then they never asked me back. Yeah, they never asked me back. Yeah. But I didn't mean it that way, but it came out that way.

Right. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, Elizabeth Holmes X, the Theranos executive, Elizabeth Holmes, One Drop. Yeah. He has been found guilty too. Oh. So they, yeah, they're both guilty on all 12 fraud charges. So she was found guilty six months ago she has not been sentenced she got married had a baby so you know

she married another super rich guy they always do that's what's gonna have well that's my that my prediction for amber heard you watch in a couple of months it'll be a sudden other rich guy probably that guy you saw with the with the uh... wheelchair and the big yacht and it's it'll be another rich guy. Probably that guy you saw with the wheelchair and the big yacht. I mean, there's gonna be some other rich guy. That's just what, you know, that's the life she's gonna have.

By the way, somebody sent us a picture. Yeah. I think it was on your juicy scoop Facebook page that Amber Heard was on Chelsea lately. Do you remember that? I mean, probably. I would be surprised we always had like actresses. I didn't even realize she was around back then.

Probably, you know, like, yeah, probably, sure, and she was probably totally excited. She probably watched every night. Yeah. So, God. Anyway, the deliberated for five days, this was the guy if you watched the movie, you know, that was like this older guy

that she was sexually involved with and she blamed it all on him, but clearly they were in it together. So, oh my god, they heard from 24 government witnesses. Each wire fraud count carries a maximum sentence of 20 years in prison and the prosecutors alleged that he conspired with homes in a decade-long scheme to build hundreds of millions of dollars from investors and patients in an effort to keep the struggle company afloat. Like, I wonder how much time they'll get because I feel like, yes, there were a couple people that got the wrong diagnosis and had a really horrible week. Yeah. Because they, like, were told they literally had AIDS and they didn't and stuff like that or cancer. That'll do it But the real victims are just these huge rich guys and invested it

Yeah, and I just don't know that like a jury or even it is are gonna feel like She has to be put away for life for this or him right because it's like different than like Yeah, I mean anyway. I get I think with that something like that fraud is fraud You know, I mean it is but I'm with that, I'm like, that fraud is fraud. You know what I mean? No, it is, but I'm saying for the amount of time they'll get. Right. I understand why they're guilty. They're guilty of the crime.

But like, when you think about how much, but they said they invested $100 million. And you think that they'd be bothered to come to testify. But we didn't hear from them. So they're saying like, even some of the people that were duped out of the money didn't even bother. So they're like really is it that bad of a thing. So that's what his people are going to probably defend.

Like anyway, so there you go with that. Let me see if there's anything else. Oh, I'm going to end on this. Okay. You have you seen this girl from TikTok, the Mormon TikTok girl? I've seen her. Yeah. She's real pretty. It she always sets up her phone and does these dances. seen this girl from TikTok, the Mormon TikTok girl. I've seen her, yeah. She's real pretty.

And she always sets up her phone and does these dances, just like Brittany, but it's a different dance style. Okay. And she's got long hair and she's super thin and she's a Mormon and she was the one that then revealed that she and all her other hot Mormon friends, they all have a couple babies and they're like under 28. And they've got like three babies and they all swing

Our thing. Yes, and they were swingers and some of the friends are like no, we didn't I couldn't even keep track But she was definitely fucking someone other than her husband they broke up and now she Her husband broke up a her and the guy she was fucking broke up Well, she and the husband are definitely broke up. I think she was getting you know But I heard from a lot of people that this is absolutely true with some Mormon people because they get married so young because they are not a lot to, you know, drink or do drugs and that then they're all in the same boat and they all have the same lap of experience, but now they're like adults with a couple bucks and they're like, let's spin the bottle. Let's like dry hump. Yes, they do. They literally spin the bottle, let's dry hump. Spin the bottle. Yes, they do.

I love that. They literally spin the bottle, go in a closet and just get to make out with other people. And then where's this happening? In Utah. Oh, wow. With these Mormons. That's.

And so, but then, you know, there's rules to it, just like any fingers, you gotta be in the same room or whatever. And I guess she eventually went off with someone else. So now she does this dance. A lot of people are stitching at meeting, they do it as well. So it's one of those things where she's dancing and there's like writing like it. Okay.

So she, you know, like it'll say like people ask, how are you co-parenting your kids? So she points, the music's going and she points and she's like, three days on. Oh, I've seen those. Three days off, you know. Uh-huh. And I was like, what happened on the seventh day? And why are you dancing about it? And then someone said, oh my god, some other mom in her TikTok group that would, they would

all use each other like as a group, like a collab to get more people to follow all of them and they're all had the long hair and the skinny bodies are me one girl I guess was doing dances about her kid getting chemo like did do how do you do the chemo and she's like go into the doctors I mean wow I don like, I just think these people just, they honestly are like, separated from reality somehow. Like they literally don't understand that like not everything has to be a TikTok, not everything has to be posted. Oh, there was this horrible thing that someone sent to me. This woman named Drew McCray, and she is some other mom influencer and she was married to this guy.

They had a couple kids and she was like a little bit fuller figured and she went on this vegan alkyne diet, whatever and made her husband go on it. She lost all this weight and the husband ended up like going to a coma from the diet. Yes from the diet? Yes, from the diet. And she's filming the whole thing and filming how like she won't let her, the parents come see the husband and he's like a former Marine. And so all these, so then I got went down this rabbit hole, people investigating her.

But I was like, what? I mean, at this point, I'm like, is anyone coming over? She's like not feeding her kid and it was so weird. I'm just like these people just, I think they just go so sucked into this world of like getting the comments and the likes and like dancing around.

But she is pretty hot, I will give her that. She is pretty hot, I give her that too. Yeah. And she does have dance where she's like, But she is pretty hot. I will give her that. She is pretty hot. I give her too. Yeah, but I And she doesn't dance where she's like she puts up her like kind of like leg. She's a certain style about it That's what I'm asking. Normally, you know, the Mormons are a little more reserved. I guess I think Maybe not Well, I guess this is I think they love I think a lot of Mormons love being part of the Mormon religion and they love the routine and how much they do together and like that like you know eating an apple and not smoking

kind of a life. But so then they find a group of people too. They're like we're not going to have, you know, we're not going to go back to like having polygamists, relationships or whatever. But if we're all on the same page, you know, I'd like to make out with someone other than the guy I've been kissing since I was 16. You know?

I think swinging is, it's time to bring, we need like a good swing or a movie. It's called soft swinging. I'm completely down for softening. So what is that? That means, that's like, first second base. Oh. Like maybe not a blow job, but like a nice dry hump. And just all right, which is all I like to do anyways

to make out and dry home. So now we can, can I answer you a couple of swinging questions that you might have made sure? Yeah. Yeah. I'm always concerned that do you do it in a separate location and you talk about the next day with your significant other or significant other in the room watching?

Because that is a big, I feel a big difference. You know what I mean? First of all, I don't think I'm a swing or type at all. It's not something I'd be interested in, but. I think for hardcore swinging couples that are both on the same page and have been successful at it. I think they go to the club parties together and when they meet couples, they have dinner together and

they have, and sometimes it's the same room, but maybe it's the same house, but they each go to different rooms. And then they go home to their spouse. and they never go out alone with the person that's under spouse and I think those are the people that like successfully swing okay into a lifetime good of swinging so so you and then of course the pineapple thing is a hundred percent real is it a hundred percent now I can't look at a fucking pineapple that I think there's a lot of people that pineapples are adorable. They are. There's a lot of thing.

Pineapples aren't a lot. There's a lot of pineapple- A lot of fun drinks. A lot of throw pillows at home goods with pineapple. We have a little mat here. Pineapple. On the house that we're renting.

That's a pineapple. And I don't think it's anything, but it's a beach house. It's just a coincidence. Beaches and pineapples go together. Pineapples have been around a long time. You know, but it's a beach house. It's just a coincidence. Beaches and pineapples go together. Hey, pineapples have been around a long time. Not, you know, but everyone loves pineapples. Yeah, but I mean, I definitely also, it definitely is absolutely a, uh,

There's always been a sexual connotation to the pineapple because before the swinging thing, which I believe you're the one. It was a drink the pineapple to make your, Yes, that was the other one. So it's more in trouble for something now. It has a song out right now, Harlow first class you know there's that Jack Harlow songs first but going first class something about him drinking pineapple

juice that's about going on a flight and getting first class and he's saying getting all the snacks and watching Mary me what he's saying is I'm back in comfort plus can I do that song? Come go and comfort. Plus so fun, we're gonna get some. But anyway, he doesn't say something about drinking pineapple juice in that song for his, you know, whatever. Pineapple juice is something that I know normally order

and then somehow it's like involved in a cocktail or someone has it and you're like, why am I not having more pineapple? It makes you feel like you're having a good time. Yeah, that's probably why it's, it's the, it's the swinging connotation. But I don't know. Anyway.

Well, I'm gonna end on the Kardashians modeling every, wait, did you want to talk about something else? I just want one more thing that I don't think we've ever discussed that is, I always think about this one, I think about swinging. Yeah. It's how amazing and I I think it should be maybe redone or rediscovered by people. Indies and proposal was when it first came out. And dealt with

that thing. Let me remind. I know. You have to remind people how great that movie was. Let me tell you about some old 90 movies that are great because I downloaded one from my ride. Oh good. Talented Mr Ripley. Who a great one. And what was great is I knew it was juicy, but I forgot so much about it. So rewatching it now, it was like, I didn't know it was going to happen. It's so fun. Europe festivals. Go watch. Talented. You are at his most gorgeous. And and same with Matt Damon. Matt Damon, that's right. Yeah. Now Matt Damon. Matt Damon, that's right. Yeah. Now, Matt Damon. Gwyneth Paltrow, is she the girl?

I don't want to give anything away, but Matt Damon doesn't play what he is in real life. Yeah. But he's great at it. Now today, that would not be allowed. Yeah. Right. You know, it's like, anyway, so he,

that's a really good one, but we're in decent proposal. So there is a couple. It's Woody Harrelson and Demi Moore, and there's this young couple, and she's in real estate, and she just happens to come across a huge lot in Malibu that no one's ever bought or built on, which happens all the time. And she, he's an architect, and they put their money down to build their dream house.

Well, the market drops, and she's not getting as many listings and he's struggling getting his architect money. And they're like, how are we gonna build our dream house in Malibu overlooking the sea? Because that's what we deserve as 30-year-old white couple living in Santa Monica. And they don't know what they're gonna do. So they go to Las Vegas for the night.

And she's so hungry that she goes into a fancy store and she steals chocolates. It's like, literally like Les Mis, really? Are you kidding me? And Robert Redford walks in, he's like, mm-hmm, I like this average looking girl, even though she's stunning. Yeah.

And he sends her the Versace dress and they hang out with them. And then he's like, I'd like to borrow have her for a night for one million dollars. But they lose. Don't they lose everything on a they burn a bunch of money. They win a bunch of money. And that's when they roll around and they roll around it. And they sing to that shoddy song. And and then the next day they lose it all. So then they're like, okay, so then she goes with him and has sex with him and their relationship is never the same. Yeah.

Which is like so dumb, cause I'm like, your 30, Robert Redford is like 62. You probably are fucking dummy more better than him. Right. What have you got to worry about? Yeah. But then he blows her off, so then all of a sudden she starts dating him. Yeah, then they become a fool. It's a great movie. Right. What do you've got to worry about? Yeah. But then he blows a rafson. Then all of a sudden, she starts dating him. Yeah, then they become a full. It's a great movie. Yeah. Maybe I don't know what and then he buys

our hippo at the end. Yeah. What the hell is that hippo gonna live? And then he like buys the property or something and they're like, that's my property. How can you do that to me? And she's like putting up her open house signs and there's all those open house signs. Any age people should watch it. It's a good one. It deals. It's like a bat.

It's like so bad. It's good. So bad it's good. Yeah. Yeah. The director, Adrian Lyne, who made some really bad good movies in the 80s and 90s. Speaking of so bad, it's good. All the reality stars are now models.

Christine Quinn from Selling Sunset. Look at how big the Christians giant shoes are. They're huge. They all went to Balenciaga, North went and Kim modeled and she really gave it all. She's giving everybody Ramona singer vibes with her eyes, just like walking through and it called Kidmin. I mean, I know it's fashion, but all the outfits are so... I feel like it's got to be some sort of weird social experiment to see how stupid people can be

and buy the most ugly, the ugliest things for the most ridiculous price. Right. Because it's now laughable. Like if you, if you made, if you put those shoes that she's Christine Quinn is wearing, like it's like a spoof. Like, maybe this woman paid $5,000 to these ridiculous giant clout shoes. I mean, yeah, I was just a lot. Well, Chris, what's going on? Do you have shows anyone wants to go see? Coming up in July. I got some Boston coming back to

Laf Boston. That's going to be exciting. That is going to be exciting. A lot of people are talking about it. Then I'll come Long Island brokerage comedy club, my hometown of Long Island coming back to 28th of July, brokerage comedy club and then last Boston to 29th and 30th comedy off Broadway, Lexington, Kentucky in August 11th, 12th and 13th. Love it. And then so many more coming up. Chris French, oh, I'd also like to announce right now I have a show in New York that I'm doing October 15th, go to Heather McDonald dot. Where in New York? The palladium.

The palladium. Yes. Like just announced it. I used to go there as a kid like it was a club. Well, it's a place I'm doing a show. On Saturday, October 15th, get your tickets now and then I'm gonna have a couple more dates I'm probably gonna announce on Thursday show. Wow. That's exciting. Thank you. It is All right, you want to get a cute lunch by the sea. Let's get a cute oh by the sea. Well sure

I know just keeps getting better. Yeah, I'm gonna wait other boys coming. Absolutely not. Yeah, because there's been a lot going on Here I got to tell you everybody this experiment that I am now a part of because I don't know if anybody else would put up with what we've been putting up with. Well, I do. You have to. But we've had to cut a few times. They've been beating the shit out of each other. They're screaming. Well, I mean, yeah, they're boring because there's nothing to do here. Right. You can't paddle board, you can't go on a scooter, you can't go boogie board, you can't ride your bike. Yeah, so what else would they do but like touch each other? It just beat each other up and have them stop and scream at them about 10 times. It's amazing.

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