Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Chris Franjola on Beyonce, Jay-Z, Garth Brooks and P Diddy

Episode Date: October 10, 2024

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Whirlwind. A whirl. Yeah, whirl. How do you spell wh? I think it's just like a whirling, you know, a whirlwind. I don't want to be sensitive to the Tampa and Florida people talking about the hurricane. We're praying for all of you. I don't understand how it works.

I've never lived in one, but it looks scary, and I'm praying for you. I do side splitters in Tampa a lot, Comedy Club. And I love the people of Tampa. I do a 6 p.m. show down there and they show up in droves. So, I mean, it's gonna be wild. Good luck to everybody. I have a couple of people I know in Tampa too. So I'm like praying for them.

I did get someone that wrote in my Juicy Scoop Obsessed group, this long thing of how to treat your friends that are in hurricane areas and you have no clue of how it works. Oh. And like don't keep texting and being like how are you now? Oh. Because the hours leading up to it there's nothing to report until it hits you and you never know what it's gonna be when it hits you. So I don't know if I just why I just text just so they know that I've thought of them. I don't know

the proper etiquette. Maybe just like a one text. I don't know if you need to keep texting. You know? Yeah. Yeah, just a one. I don't know either. I just want them to know I'm not fluttering around in 90-degree weather here in LA and having fun. Yeah. You know, I'm thinking about you,

and we all are thinking about you, but Juicy Scoop is a fun escape. And some of the things we're gonna talk about are not fun, but we will make it juicy and interesting. We'll try. But first off. I always find an interesting one is ever a disaster. I feel like outside of a disaster time,

in this day and age that we live in, bread and milk are like, nobody does bread and milk anymore. I feel like this milk into something- You mean unless it's a disaster? Yeah, but then in the moment it's a disaster. Get bread and milk.. I feel like there's milk into something. You mean unless it's a disaster? Yeah, but then in the moment it's a disaster. Get bread and milk. Everybody get to the grocery store.

We need bread and milk. Yeah. Immediately everyone's buying, like the shelves, the bread and milk is gone. Like, well, nobody drinks bread and milk during the outside of the disaster time. Now we all need bread and milk. What are we prisoners?

And that does seem very like, like, depression era. Like just, just a piece of bread. Just a plain piece of bread. All sitting there after the disaster with our little milk and our bread. In like a tin cup? Right. Oh God, I don't know.

If you gotta be, if you gotta, it's gonna be your final days on this. Get some fun stuff, you know? Not bread and milk. Yeah. Anyway, there we go. We're off and running. Chris, Chris, we had such a good time. The shows were so good this weekend.

I got to tell you, lately, the Juicy Scoop shows, the last one we did before, this one we just did. Which was the Texas ones with you. Yeah, the Texas run, and then we just did Connecticut and Boston. And man, they have been. The crowds are great. The shows are great. It's awesome. I mean, I'm just, and man, they have been. The crowds are great. The shows are great.

It's awesome. I mean, I'm just, I'm loving our stand-up. Both of us are killing it. Everyone's loving it. And just the theaters were great. I'm really excited for our next two, which is October 18th. First is Minneapolis with Chris and I, and there are tickets left. Not a lot.

I definitely foresee this being a sellout, so get on it, that's October 18th. Meet and greets are before at six, show is at 7.30, doors at 6.30. So not too late for you, like people, come on. Chicago at the Vic Theater. This one is even closer to selling out, also with Chris, October 19th. We both love

Performing in the Midwest and these two great cities. You guys are the best crowd to remind people Chicago is where my parents met at their first yeah, the first date was at the Drake Hotel and You know, so I loved the name Drake for one of those reasons, a couple other reasons why I love it. But anyway, here we go. So it's going to be super fun. All right, let's get into the latest. So I've been talking about this woman, Jaguar Wright, who has been giving interviews that I've seen clips for like the last few years. Basically basically I've decided she's

the Forrest Gump of the hip hop world. You know how in Forrest Gump he was there at every monumental moment? It's literally she's there at every monumental moment and can tell about it. She does a little bit in riddles, the diddler this and the diddler that, and you're like what? And a lot of people have been doing impressions of her and parodies of her. And she actually posted one of them. So I'm like, OK, so she has a sense of humor about it. She goes on Piers Morgan, and she

tells some of the more controversial stuff about Jay-Z and Beyoncé and what she thinks her involvement is. He was then served a cease and desist. Piers Morgan. Yes. From Beyonce and Jay-Z, he had to say, I had this Jaguar right woman on. Literally his show is called Uncensored, but he's scared enough.

Right. He said, yeah, there's no proof to what she said. I'm not going to say what she said. Go look it up yourselves, OK? Because I don't need to see some desist. Or I don't need to just go missing one day. Yeah. You know?

Like, so. But one of the things that's going around is that people are pulling up clips of all the times someone else has won, like Adele, Britney, there's been a couple others. Oh, like won a Grammy. Yes, or whatever. Wait, Lizzo, where they get their award and before they thank their mother, their dad,

their producer, they say like, Beyonce, like if it wasn't for you, Beyonce, I wouldn't be here and da da da. Some people have said, oh, that's because Beyonce's won so many Grammys, but not for best artist or best album. Like one of those she didn't get. So they just want to get up there and be like,

that's a travesty and I shouldn't even be here. I should break, I think Adele even said I should break this in half and give it to you. And people are also saying, is that why Kanye jumped up and tried to save Taylor's life? Like they're literally saying that's why he was like, Taylor, I know you're good, but like she should have had it. Like, okay, are we good? Are we good? Like don't go after this girl. It's a lot of the people are saying, you know, this is all looking into it. But she said worse things than that on the Pierce show,

which I go look it up. What does she do? Is she a singer? So she was a singer, she hasn't had an album for 20 years. So some of the people that are like, okay, where, but where is your proof? Like everyone's saying, oh, and there's artists that, you know, there's an attorney that says

there's a bigger artist than even Jay Z that is on these tapes having sex. Doesn't seem like he knows he's being filmed. Or I don't know if they said he or she, but this attorney's like, I've seen it and it'll blow your mind. And other people are like, this stuff is so bad, we have to give it to him in pieces or the world will go on fire. I just am like, I'm sorry, I just have a feeling feeling this is gonna be like Epstein where we have nobody but diddy Yeah, we're

When are we gonna see that the other people? Are you ever gonna see the tapes because I hear that like the FBI has been watching the tapes and stuff Like I'm just having a good time. I don't know like yeah Are we ever gonna see the tapes is Is anybody else gonna be brought in? There's a million lawsuits. The guy from Texas said, I opened up the phone line, I got over 12,000 calls, or three, 12,000 calls, 3,000 that were legit, but 150 or 350 that have now joined

that I'm willing to represent because I feel there's enough evidence to go after. Then there's the one girl that was represented by Gloria Allred, and then there was a story about her that came out that her boyfriend who worked for Diddy is now saying, I have texts where she was like live for me. So now that's making her legitimacy look less. I guess he's still behind bars. And you know, oh, and then JoJo Seawalk got

into it. Oh, she could. That's what I've been waiting for. She pulled a Ricky Gervais. Oh, in what way? Oh, people are dying. So there was some dance awards show. And she got something or she went up to do to do an award whatever she was on a podium and she said and I want to make sure that you know this is for Beyonce and just make sure Beyonce gets her props or whatever and the whole

audience goes oh everyone's starting to get scared and the girl who posted it was like shake like they're like I can't believe JoJo's... Say goodbye to JoJo Siwa. I hope that car that's wrapped around with her face is also bulletproof. I don't know. Wow. But she was like, and they're like, and I kind of was like, you know what, JoJo? I like you. Like, I'm like, good for you. And sometimes by saying it, like I'm saying right now,

that'll protect you. If it's in fact true. Right. That'll protect you because now, if something happens to. If it's in fact true, that'll protect you because now if something happens to you, that's why the Jaguar hasn't been sued, is still doing interviews. They're like, why aren't they going after her? No, they're going after the big dogs to say, don't get these smaller people that might know

something on your show because then you will be in trouble. Yeah. And so that's the cease and desist and da, da, da. Meanwhile, Beyonce went out looking gorgeous, got some press for that because her mother was honored at the Women of the Year Blammer thing in New York. So she's just living her life. She should, you know, I mean. Yeah, why shouldn't she?

She didn't do anything wrong. Just people wanna thank her when they get on stage, you know, I mean, yeah why shouldn't she she didn't do anything wrong Just people want to thank her when they get on stage, you know as they shake and a little pee trickles down there like I mean when when You know the Oscars and stuff when you win an Oscar and like Jack Nicholson sitting there, you know She's a big star So that's that it's not unheard of for people to reference the big stars in the room when they win. And also musicians love music of other people. They're like, Oh my God, my favorite artist is here. That's why you see Taylor Swift singing and dancing when somebody else is up there.

They're not going to like hate it. Yeah. And yeah, they always go, I can't believe you're right. Actors always go, I can't believe I'm surrounded by these great people and you, and you're like, how could I get it? Um, it's a little, but it's a little reminds me of, of course, my favorite Twilight Zone ever from the 1980s movie where they're all scared of the child. That they're like, you know,

oh, we love peanut butter and jelly every night for dinner, right? And the child's like this evil person that can turn them into a corn stalk. And so I'm like, I don't know what, that's the way it made me feel when everybody was like, why did you give me this award, Jesus Christ? Why did you give me this award?

But I'm not, I'm up on this, but I'm not that up on it. What are they being, that they're in the videos? That they're- All these other people, yes. They're part of it. What are Beyonce and Jay-Z accused of? They are allegedly several people in the hip hop world and musician world that are no longer with us on this earth.

Jaguar Wright has alluded and also straight out said that somehow they might be involved in these people no longer being on earth. No evidence to it. Just like, talk to this person. Everybody knows, why do you think Aliyah went on that plane? Do you really think it's because she packed too many pairs of shoes that it went down? Yeah. See, here's what I feel about this kind of thing.

Okay, that's a bit much. That's a bit much. You're telling me now one of these hip hop people also had a pilot's license and knew that this plane was shoddy and then also allowed five other people to go on it. Yeah. I mean planes go down, little planes go down, it happens. So no, I don't agree with that one.

But that's probably the worst of it. Then there's another girl that was supposedly his mistress that was pregnant and is no longer on this earth. Who, Jay-Z's or P.A.D.'s? Jay-Z's. And then there's the Kim Porter situation that died of pneumonia. There's just a lot of those kind of things

that on TikTok, people do some pretty great reporting and putting things together, but there is no evidence of any of it. Yeah, well, that's not a problem. Yeah, yeah. I mean, there's no evidence of anything anymore. You don't need any evidence anymore, which is fine.

I mean, I'm guilty of it too, you know? Just seeing one little nugget and then running with it. Yeah, that's what's keeping it, you know, that's what's getting it going and people talking. And you can't blame people for talking. There's this other girl that's all over that said there's tunnels under these properties that I have been trafficked in and you know from the Playboy mansion to Michael Jackson's house to Jay-Z. So all these tunnels in Bel Air which I'm like you know this would be pretty easy to prove.

All of it would be pretty easy. Go get Josh Flagg. If Josh Flagg doesn't know about these tunnels, who knows the whole history of L.A. from 1920 on? Then, you know, like, yeah, we would know if there's tunnels. Maybe there's tunnels. Maybe we don't know why there are tunnels. Maybe they were like the bomb shelter back in the day. I don't know what it is.

Well, I mean, tunnels could be for, you know... Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I feel. I mean, tunnels could be for, you know, yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I feel like once again, it's all pick up the tile, go in the house and see, there's a tunnel, oh no. Like, why is that so, where's Geraldo or Vero if we need them, yeah? Do a special, I found a tunnel that Jay-Z was trafficking. I mean, it's all pretty easy to-

Yeah, so I think that's, you know, that's why you gotta be, so I'm just saying, I'm not saying any this true I'm saying this is what the rumblings are which led to him getting this cease and desist So all of this from what I'm gathering is it's it's all hip-hop community stuff, which I'm not really I mean, I like all that that you're gonna die. There's politicians There's that there's every famous person has a photo with P Diddy pity D was on Ellen show 25 times. He was He's been on every single show Chelsea lately every single show, right people gone to his parties because why how you not gonna go to the party?

It's in the Hamptons. Everybody's there, you know, and then it doesn't mean they stayed It doesn't mean they've done anything wrong, you know So yeah having a picture with Oprah having a picture with, having a picture with Donald Trump doesn't mean... That they were there. Yeah, like doesn't mean that any of those people have done anything nefarious, wrong, whatever. Right. You know, and so...

Yeah, but it is, it seems to me at this point, exclusively, because I'm hearing like hip hop names being thrown around. Yeah, yeah, it's a lot of hip hop people. Which I'm only familiar with half of the people that Jaguar Wright talks about. Yeah, yeah, I mean I'm pretty familiar with it. I don't know about D-Heavy and Heaven.

But Billy Joel's not in any of these sex, you know what I'm saying, the people I like, are they in the sex tapes? I haven't heard about Elton John, Billy Joel. The people I like like is Eric Clapton You know getting baby oiled up if that's the case then I'm like, oh no, but right at this point What person that's happy is Dave Grohl? Oh, they've girls getting the heat taking off it. I Mean Dave Grohl, I guess one about it the best way is like this is what happened

Yeah, but it's happened. But we still don't know who the baby mama to be is. We don't know if they're getting divorced. You know, we don't know what's going on with that. Same with RFK. Very thrilled that this P. Diddy stuff is keeps going and happening. This kind of got dropped in the middle of P. Diddy, which is RFK, Robert Kennedy Jr., who was running for president and now is not. He was doing interviews with this woman, a 30-year-old woman, who then it came out, she's lost her job at the newspaper or the magazine, lost her job and everything because it was revealed to the bosses that they were having inappropriate,

allegedly sexting relationship. Well they had, I mean with his voice you have to sext. He can't get on the, I like to go down on you. He's got to do the sexting because he couldn't do voice because that's not sexy. You're right. Sexting is sext Yeah. I assume because she was engaged, I think the whistleblower was her fiancé. And because I'm like, why she wouldn't tell? And I don't think the magazine would care to reveal it otherwise. I think that he made it aware to them,

and then they had to disclose it, and then had to get out. But nobody knows if they're getting divorced, they haven't spoken about it, they're just like being quiet, wanting, hey, let's focus on Florida, let's focus on North Carolina, let's focus on P. Diddy, let's focus on Dave Grohl, oh no, no, we're Dave Grohl,

okay, let's focus on what else can take the key off. But it is interesting, I don't know if maybe they have, but in the case of like the RFK thing, there's got to be evidence of the texting. So it's easy to find. Like anybody could find text that you've sent. So if they've happened, show the text. Well, I think because she's not suing. She's accepted being suspended or whatever it is.

So she would like it to go away too. She's probably embarrassed that she did it. The fiancee, that's over with, I assume. And Cheryl Hines's wife might be not caring and going to stay with him and doesn't really want it to be a big thing. And then because it's sexting and because we haven't actually seen the text, then people could assume this was something

to make him look bad because of who he's endorsing or if it's not really true or again, who cares? He's been known to be a philanderer and he came from a long line of philandering men. So like, you know. I feel like that one came out and it was a bit of a who cares. Totally.

At that point, he'd stop running for president. Right. So I was like, well, he doesn't, there's nothing to take away from him anymore. Yeah. Yeah, anyway. Yeah, and yeah. That's a good one.

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please join us over here at Civil Rivalry available anywhere you get your podcast. You can listen and subscribe for free. For free, honey. P Diddy's A-list pals quickly are paying off victims to avoid being publicly named. That's what this lawyer is saying. This is from New York Post. Again, we don't know who these A-listers are.

We don't know who's being paid off. It's just, this is what someone's saying. And New York Post, again, we don't know who these A-listers are, we don't know who's being paid off, it's just this is what someone's saying and New York Post is saying it. But here's just, now what I've heard is the FBI, whoever's investigating this, CIA, whoever it may be, I hear there's thousands of video tapes that they've confiscated and they've been watching and on these tapes are different celebrities. You could see their faces, they're not. That's what I've been hearing and reading. And I feel like that is something that somebody could and would leak.

You know what I mean? I'm not saying nothing has happened, but I'm saying I feel like an FBI guy. I'm under the impression that when the FBI's watching these, they're like, come on in here, you gotta see this. It's just, yeah, right, like they're calling everyone in. I mean, maybe that's when the FBI is watching these they're like, come on in here, you got to see this. It's Justin. Yeah, right. Like they're calling everyone in.

I mean, I don't maybe that's not the way it works. Someone on their phone looks up the song just to play it to be funny for a minute. No, I think they're after the years. You got to see Justin Bieber's in this one. And then they go, get in here, Susan. Susan, watch this. And then they go out. Yeah, how can they all be so quiet?

That's what I'm saying. So then they go out to Dollarita night afterwards. Have a couple of. Dollarita. You know, I'm saying. Margarita? Chilis, like the chilis. Yeah, chilis.

Okay. You know, people go out after work. Yeah, talk about the day. And you'd start, I feel like somebody would start telling the bartender, you gotta see this tape I watched this afternoon. That's how I feel like these things would. I think the FBI is a different, you know, for a reason. I think they're a whole different

type of person. I remember my mom sold this house of this family around the corner. And she was like, she's like, that guy is CIA. Like, she was like, he's definitely CIA. Nobody knows what he does. He travels all the time. He was in the furniture business. He was like a kind of a military looking older guy, kind of like how in Meet the Parents, like why Ben Stiller thought maybe he was like, it was sort of like that. So like, I do think whoever they get for these things, they are not spilling the beans at a cocktail party or whatever. But also they're younger people, so I'm like, I don't know. I don't know. And then I also know when people work on these things, it is a lot of graphic things to see, so they have to do it for only a little bit, then go do something else, get mental health

checks and stuff. My neighbor, by the way, in my last house, thought I was in the CIA or some sort of high up government. That's so flattering. Because he was like an old, I know, that's what I thought. Meanwhile, you're like, hey! He asked me. Here at Science Blues.

He saw me leaving at like weird times of four o'clock in the morning in like black cars. And he finally asked my nanny, he's like, what does he do, like tell me seriously what he does. what he does and my nanny he wants to know what you think sure because he sees me walking around in the middle of the afternoon on a Wednesday nothing it's all very suspicious and then on like a Friday I'm taking off like your look you could be that's what you could be old military turned CIA everything about this guy is I love I said I love this. I said, you know, the truth is I was heading to the Columbus funny boat

Yes, oh that is so good is exciting well before we get to this one 50 50 cent right is Doing an interview to and he's's doing like a documentary for Netflix or something. He's doing that, but he also did an interview. And this part I thought was juicy in which he said, you know, P. Diddy represented Siroc. He had a big deal with Siroc. And about six months or less than a year ago, he was suing them for racial discrimination. I don't really understand what the premise was that, because I don't know what he was saying.

Maybe they were not marketing correctly or whatever. And they're owned by this big other liquor company, Diageo or something. Which allegedly is also owned by BlackRock. Because people were like, why now? People have been rumbling and saying things, why now did it all come? Because then right after the lawsuit, the Cassie thing came out and it paid her off and then the video came out, or the video came out maybe because of all that.

Anyway, he dropped the lawsuit. Okay. It was too late. Like, did someone in this powerful place be like, all right, now it's time to open up the floodgates? So what you're talking about is the Clintons. I feel like it all comes down to, and the Clintons were involved. Well, he did endorse Hillary.

He did rock the vote. There are photos with her, but again, what are you gonna not, you know, puff daddy? He's just a little teddy bear, you know, at the vote. There are photos with her. But again, what are you gonna not, you know? Puff daddy's just a little teddy bear, you know at the time So, of course she was like sure I need the hip I think this is a whole demographic of people that you know, listen to his music and think he's like, you know a successful black Dad, you know, so like whatever, you know but yeah, so there's that then there's this one is Raider Online,

two shameless, alist ditty pals. Again, we don't know who, who once lived and partied with the mogul, infected innocent women with herpes. So now there's herpy claims. Oh, okay. So, you know. Well, I mean, I figure there's that many people

rolling around, somebody's got it, you know what I mean? I just am like, I just just like the Epstein. Just one other person, the only person that went down for Epstein is the woman. Yeah. And I'm not, and she deserves to. Yeah.

Gis Lane. Gis Lane Maxwell, yes. She's the only one, he's dead, allegedly. He's dead and she's the only one doing time. Oh, is he not dead? Well, you know, some people think he's not. Some people think he's out at night, that he was a deep fake and he's dead, and she's the only one doing time. Oh, is he not dead? Well, you know, some people think he's not. Some people think he's out at night, that he was a deep fake, and he's

in an island with somebody else, and Diddy just arrived there. Elvis. Elvis. And they found some other poor guy that sort of has weird eyes like Diddy, and he's the one that's actually going to go do the time and go to prison and whatever. Right. That's a whole nother thing. This is my thing.

I mean, I feel like we live in a world now, just of like, now with conspiracy theories and things like that, I'm not saying these are, but I feel if everything's a conspiracy theory, then it kind of takes away from the ones that are truly, like if everything's gonna be conspiracy theory, then they're like, well, some shit just happens. I just have always felt with conspiracy theories

that one, two, more than three people, I just don't believe that it can go down. I think when you're getting into these people that all work for the government, and you're like, this is just a 35-year-old guy that's making 150,000 a year. He's gonna keep the secret till the day he dies. Like I don't know. Like when it gets to be like the only way they could pull this off is 30,

40 people all taking it to the grave. Right. No, I don't. And not to ruin anyone's fun, but the government runs the DMV. Have you ever been there? Like do you think they could put together an elaborate plan of Diddy and baby oil? I mean, come on. They can't get your license to you on time. I think a lot of horrible, horrible shit Baby Oil. I mean come on they can't get your license to you on time. I think a lot of horrible horrible shit went down. I appreciate people doing their due diligence and making content out of it and putting together old videos and old interviews and old music videos and because the one girl that said about the tunnels someone showed a video she was in one of his music videos. Yeah. That was sort of a more sinister,

I can't remember the song video. Again, now with AI, I don't know what I'm seeing, whatever, but that is what the rumblings are. Now we have another one. Just one more thing before we get into this one. Now, 50 Cent, this guy's gotta be, he must have nothing on him, because he's been accusing not just Diddy,

but so many different hip-hop people forever. Yeah. And so you figured people would be going out trying to dig up anything on him. There's nothing on him. I know. He seems to be pretty clean. Because he wrote the book, which we read, because he dated Chelsea for a minute.

Yeah, he's a dear friend. And he was total delight. Total delight. I didn't see him drink a sip of alcohol or do any illicit anything. Just a sweetheart of a guy really. Yeah, he just would like, you know, come to the shows and like laugh and then go to sleep like in the plane, like nothing bad.

Total. Went to Steve Marlcine's birthday party. He did. Had like a weird bar in Santa Monica. He was playing Connect Four on the floor with Chelsea's nephews at a New Jersey house. And then I, while he did that, I got to go in his bulletproof car

and listen to the latest song. Yeah, some Maybach or something. Yeah, and I was like, wow, this is fun. And so, yeah, I think all of his crimes were done between the ages of nine and like 20 and when he was like a drug dealer. And so, yeah, hopefully, maybe that's the case. Maybe he knows his hands are clean,

but he's aware of it all. And he's like, OK, now I can supposedly that doc he's been working on for four years and supposedly Netflix bought it, and we're gonna see it. Wow. Exciting stuff. All right, we'll see. Like, until there's one more person

that's actually been, like, you're in trouble. Like, I just need one name for sure announced for me to be like, okay, now we're onto something. Yeah, otherwise it's just more... Well, otherwise I'm afraid it's gonna be like the Epstein thing. Well, yeah, there were powerful people involved, but then powerful people cover it up and we never find out. Right.

Okay. So, okay, Garth Brooks has been accused of rape and battery in a lawsuit. So what I gather from this is he had a hair stylist and makeup artist that he worked with for many years. She is saying that throughout the years, he would grope her, he'd grab her while she was trying to do the hair. He would flirt with her. He would change his clothes in front of her,

you know, where she was like, didn't want it. It became, I guess, a flirty relationship. There's text messages that I've seen that are allegedly true. Those things can be fake too, where he is talking about his big poll and she's responding like, yes, thank you or whatever. So it looked like something was going on and that he said, let's have a threesome with Trisha Yearwood, his wife. And then she said one day it was a full-blown assault. But then somehow she was still trapped into having to talk to him and work with him and whatever.

Now he says that she was trying to blackmail him and say, you know, I've come upon hard times, you better give me this much money, or I'm going to ruin your life and tell all this. And I guess at first he gave her some and then he was like, no, I'm not. And then this lawsuit came out and now he is counter suing her. And in the counter suit, because the original one was Jane Doe, now he has named her and now people are like that's awful that you did and he's like I don't care because it isn't true and you're trying to ruin my life so I'm going to counter sue you and let everyone know that yeah you worked for me but we never this never happened and I never did this assault.

That's where we're at now. And what about Trisha Yearwood sold the house or something. That's what I had her. Oh But who knows, you know I just read the headline. I don't read the facts That sitcom Kate and Allie Two divorced women live together Jane Curtin and Trisha hear me out Trisha Yearwood Cheryl Hines Like a they just get a little reboot. They just go to a show together.

Oh, because they both, their husbands are both, yeah. Yeah, like one, you know. I like it. People love country singers, and then she's like a comedic actress, and you know, and it's, you know, women in their, you know, 50s, just starting over. And they both had high profile CADs for husbands.

Yeah, great idea. But it's one thing to say we had an affair, it's another to say I was assaulted. So I think that's where he's saying like, no, this isn't okay. And this is, so that's. I mean, I like Garth Brooks, I hope it's not true. He always seems like a nice guy.

I mean, what do I know? I don't know. I like his music. Yeah, I mean, these things I know? I don't know. I like his music. Yeah. I mean, you know, these things are, you know, these things are tough. I don't know. We don't know. So that's, but that's just the story to fill you guys in so you know what's going on. So, and this one in Touch Weekly, they said Trisha Yearwood heard Garth Brooks three sub request. That's what the lawsuit claims. So she's saying she knew that he had asked her for it. So maybe she's trying to depose her as well if this goes, you know,

keeps going. Oh, this is just sort of interesting. You know, sister wives, Cody is left with the one last one wife, Robin. Okay. And that's his only legal wife. And then he they're trying to sell their house. And now one of the legal wife. And then they're trying to sell their house and now one of the other wives is saying, no, you can't sell it because you owe me for child support. So this is just a huge mess. This show has been going on for 17 years. The least wealthy reality stars I've ever seen. They never build their land on Coyote Pass and now he's left with one wife who also hates him, and now she can't even sell her house, which is supposedly stocked with shit.

Okay, did you hear about this Lisa Marie thing? No. This is sad and weird, but I'm just gonna- It is sad, yeah. It is sad, but I'm just gonna say it, because it's just everywhere. So, Lisa Marie Presley, who died, what, like about a half a year ago?

Sure. Yeah. Okay. And we kind of don't really know what she died from. It was like kind of weird. I think it was some sort of overdose, from what I remember. I thought it was just like something weird. Yeah, there was something weird.

And anyway, unfortunately, so she was writing a memoir. She also did a bunch of audio tapes about her life. Riley, her daughter, who's the actress, has now completed a memoir for her. And in this memoir, when her son passed away of ending his life himself, he was 20. And she said, I don't know what I'm gonna do. I don't know if I'm gonna bury him at,

what's the Elvis place? The Graceland. I don't know if I'm gonna bury him at Graceland, I don't know if I'm gonna bury him here, I don't know what I'm going to do. So a funeral home guy goes, that's okay, just I'll bring him over. And she kept him in a room at 55 degrees for two months in Calabasas, in her home in Calabasas.

Oh, can you do that? They said you can in California. Other states you cannot. But in California, there's no rule about having to bury or dispose of a body. I think there's a weird story about Casey Kasem. Remember him? America's top 40, Casey Kasem. Oh yeah, I interviewed the daughter

and how awful the stepmother was. His body was like, they did for like a year. There was a big argument. Yeah, arguments about where to do it. And they wanted him to be, they were like, he wants to be buried in California. This is what he loves.

And then the second wife, the evil stepmother as was perceived by the daughters, then was like, no, he's going to be buried in like Scotland. It was like some weird country that he had no ties to. Just to like, yeah. So anyway, very strange. Well, that is a strange story. I didn't hear that. For the Halloween people, the poltergeist house is Becoming an Airbnb. This is in see me Valley the actual house from poltergeist Great move and if you guys have not seen poltergeist

Have to watch the original because he's a realtor of a development and All the house dad the dad is and all the and he's got three kids. Craig T. Nelson played that part, I think. What's that? Yeah. And then strange things start happening, and that's all I'm gonna tell you, because if you haven't seen it. The first movie to successfully use a creepy clown. Creepy clowns now become a staple of horror films,

but they were like the first one to use creepy clown, and it was terrifying. And you think that did kind of ruin it for the clown industry. Like people that were clowns, it used to be. Also, who was the Janeway Gacy? John Wayne, John Wayne Gacy. John Wayne Gacy was a serial killer of Young Boys,

and he too was a clown that you'd hire for your parties. Both of those things ruined it for clowns forever. Yeah, clowning. The John Wayne Gacy thing happened first. Right. And they never really, outside of like big shoes and squirting flowers, they just, they rested on their laurels. I feel like you could have come up with some other fun stuff. But there was, we got it, you got big feet.

You got to do more than that. But anyway, they made it and they restored it to look just like that. Oh, that's good. Like remember when they're in the kitchen where she goes, look, look, and she puts her daughter on the ground with a helmet and the daughter's like able to slide across the, like before the shit really gets crazy

and she's like, what is going on, the wife? It is probably the best horror movie I've ever seen. And then the little lady that walks, you know, come into the light, all are welcome. Carol Anne, Carol Anne, and then she goes, this house is clean, when she gets rid of the ghost, but then you'll have to see. Okay, Clint Eastwood, 94.

His longtime girlfriend who he met, she was working at his restaurant, and they've been together since 2018. She was only in her early 60s, and unfortunately she passed. Well, he has a new girlfriend only 78 days after she passed. Well, he's a new girlfriend only 78 days after she passed. Well, he's got to hurry up. He doesn't have time to be scrolling. Yeah. So the new girlfriend, one of the daughters said she's lovely and we're glad that our

dad has somebody. I have no idea how old she is. But he has moved along. We know his ex-wife. We do, she's lovely, she's a friend of mine. I love her, yeah. Comes to all my shows and Dina. She met him, what is her, Dina. Dina Eastwood, this is some juicy-scoop history. Dina Ruiz, she doesn't go by.

Oh, sorry. She had a one season of a reality show on E! Back in the day when everyone was like, how do we create another Kardashian kind of a story? Yeah. And it was kind of an odd reality show. It was that she was married to Clint. She was 30, 40 years younger than him back then.

And she had one daughter with him, and she was good with all the other kids. And she was a former reporter, that's how she met him. She reported on him. But along with taking care of Clint, who would just walk in like once, she was also managing a boy band. Oh, really?

That was what the show was. They had to like, we gotta get a hook here. We had to get a hook. Yeah. So all of a sudden, she's like, you have no idea how hard it is with the boy band. And then like one of the stories was one of the boy guys was gay, but we didn't know, like,

but she was like, he should be able to come out. And the other ones were like, we're not sure. But then does he have a crush on this one? And- I can't believe you remember this. I remember the most insignificant things in life. And I remember this, this, because I met her when we did the up-fronts in New York,

knowing that the show was coming, and she was a fan of Chelsea lately, so she came up to me, and so immediately I was like, I love you, and I'm gonna watch your show, so then I watched the show, and I don't know where that boy band went and the show did not continue And then they got divorced because the quickest way to do divorce is for your wife Whose biggest claim in fame was to be married to someone famous once she gets a long time never kidnter once she gets a reality show So now he has you will want to divorce her if you're a big actor.

Oh, I know. So then they got divorced. Oh, you're like Alec Baldwin, you think that's the end of this one? Because don't they have a reality show now? Oh, yeah, he and Hilaria. So we have Alec, it's crazy. He's crazy, and I've got all the...

Baldwinitos. Yeah, Baldwinitos, and we're going to make Spanish rice, and her accent is almost gone though. So I feel, by prediction, that show is on TLC. Because they fit the mold of having a lot of kids for TLC. You either have to be real little or have a lot of kids or weigh a lot to be on TLC. Those are the things.

Or have multiple wives, like sister wives. But she, I think that the accent will be gone and there'll be no reference to Spanish. No, there couldn't be. They should. I mean, that would be the episode people watch. But that's my prediction. They'll just act like that never happened.

Yeah, right, right. And it'll just be like craziness. I'm kind of excited to kind of see that one. I know, when is that gonna be? Just for like one episode. Oh yeah, definitely. But the funny thing is, like, it's, you know, you're like, to be? Oh yeah, definitely. So, but the funny thing is like, it's, you know, you're like, I don't know how old his girlfriend is, but you know,

people will be upset like she's 30 years, he's junior. Yeah, 78. You know, it's not like the other girl was 60 something. So that's like 30, 40, because it's 94. Right. So you're right. But 60 is like... Today, 60 is not that old to be with Clint, but, you know, he is a good time. -♪ And that's for us to beach party in... Hello, uglies. It's us, the Boulay Brothers. And it is the best time of the year to count yourself among the gory and the glamorous.

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-♪ Okay, speaking of which, Bill Belichick's girlfriend, while they're having a fun summer, she's 24. It's amazing. How old is he? 72. Yeah. And he looks every inch of...

Let's just say, Clint Eastwood looks like he's kind of a handsome... Even at 94, he's a handsome dog. He's Clint Eastwood. This guy looks like every old man. The body, the face, just everything. Never put an ounce of moisturizer anywhere near his face. Just a craggly old man. Yeah, with like a mushy nose.

Yeah, right. An old mushy nose. Well, anyway, speaking of that body, he was wearing a Taylor Swift sweatshirt that she must have gotten him. Oh no. She's gonna doll this old fool up. Yeah. She had another old boyfriend prior to him.

Some people go for that. I always am just like, what are her girlfriends saying? Right. I mean, granted, they're probably like, when can we go on Billy's boat? And like, whatever. But then they also have to get on the phone and be like, what is her name?

Jordan they also be like, oh my god. Jordan is so fucking weird. Like whatever we're gonna go on Bill's boat We got the good seats. Hopefully we can meet like a rich guy who's like 40 but good for her taking one for the team I mean, she's truly taking one for the team and I hope that team is like a bunch of girls that are like But the other thing is like he's also like a hardened football coach like a bunch of girls that are like. But the other thing is, he's also like a hardened football coach. Like, what do they even talk about? And then there was that one time where the offensive line failed us. Oh, great. That's what I think.

I think there is, I would love to see her do a master class. Yeah. On, hey, girls, you know, this is not a daddy. This is not a zaddy This is a grand zaddy or whatever, right? If you want to go for the really old not not your 25 and you're going for 45 Not 55 not even 61. Okay, 70 we're talking 70 and over we're talking a Whole different multiple doctors appointments a week We're talking 70 and over. We're talking a whole different, multiple doctor's appointments a week.

You know, my favorite scabs, just scabs. A lot of ace bandages. Yeah, a lot of cause. Just a whole thing, okay? You know, how do you hook that guy and how do you make your days fun until he dies? And it's a master class and so you see him. You're not going to go for the guy that's just getting an ice cream.

You're going to go for the person that owns the football team, owns the whatever. And so you find out where that guy is. He's recently widowed. He's whatever. The fifth wife is gone. And how do you like strike up the convo to let him know you are down to do whatever, give him a Viagra, count to 11, get it over with,

and then live the life of a rich girl that can invite all her friends, and then he can have his old cronies just look at the bodies and he can be like, look, your old men, friends that can see, they can look, they can't touch, I'm bringing the girls on the yacht. I will do what I have to do.

I will act like you're funny and interested, and then when we get married, everyone will be at the wedding like, they're so cute. No, I know it's weird, you guys. I know you wouldn't think they're a match, but they're a match. Like, I wanna see that girl do you guys. I know you wouldn't think they're a match, but they're a match. Like, I wanna see that girl do a, I want to see the master class of that.

I'd go to see that. I'd listen to that. But also, there is kind of a school of thought that, like, this girl's 24. And she's like, what am I supposed to do? Go out with some 24-year-old guy. After this? Yeah, like, or before, you know, like,

here's my options Bill Belichick who's a multi-millionaire coach for the winning his coach of all time. Let's me listen to Taylor Swift. Yeah or sit there with some 24 year old who's like anyway Joe Rogan said you know like oh. Right true yeah true and a lot of those you know and you know what Bill Belich, he doesn't play video games. No, exactly. He doesn't scream at him. There might be some upside.

Yeah, he doesn't scream at him with his head sets. He doesn't have roommates. Yeah, all of it. Yeah, she can shop whenever she wants. He treats her friends. And yeah, some girls are like, I don't really care. You never know, a girl like this could also not really be that into sex.

She could have been like, yeah, I had a boyfriend before. I never had an orgasm. I never was that into it. So I'm perfectly happy enjoying this high life of just having the best seats, have people wait on me, having a guy take my bags. I just love it and I don't care. So who knows? You think she's just waiting for like, she was the last couple.

Like when is Tom Brady coming over? Because he was Tom Brady's coach for many. She's just like, are you guys not friends or what? I thought I was going to meet Tom Brady in all this. Right, or bring over your other, yeah, bring over the 40-year-old friend so that my, but then he's probably like, no, because I don't want you going to the next guy that's like 50 and still put together.

Yeah. Yeah. I wonder what they'll be for Halloween. Yeah. What couple are they gonna be? Peter and I last year were Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey. I'm officially over any stories about them this year. I'm fine. Like, either get married or I don't want to hear about it.

I don't care what you wore. I don't care if you went to the game or not. I don't, you know, like, I just, that, those pop culture stories about them, I feel is very last year and I just, I don't care. Like, I'm fine. I'm happy for them. Good for you. Like, good for everyone's loving him and grotesque or whatever. And... I just don't like that somehow him and his brother, they're on every commercial on TV now

and for whatever reason, there's only, I guess a couple of ways you can go with athletes. You could turn them into complete buffoons, which is what they've done to the two of them. They're like, just being real wacky and like Cheerios commercials and stuff. They're feeding each other. Comma choo choo train's coming. They're like, just being real wacky. Oh, they have cereal. Like Cheerios commercials and stuff. Yeah, cereal commercials. They're feeding each other. Come at choo-choo trains coming.

I'm like, oh my God. These guys were like legitimate athletes a year ago and now they're doing choo-choo train jokes on Cheerios commercials. Well, I have something to say. It's a prediction slash warning to the Kelsey brothers. Oh, no. You know, they got whatever, $100 million for their podcast. Oh, they're doing podcast. Yeah.

Well, I predict the next brother team that's going to take over the podcast world, Lyle and Eric Menendez, watch it happen. They're going to get out and they're going to start to have a podcast and it's going to be about crime and prison life and people are gonna let them interview them. It won't happen right away, but from the moment they get out until their first podcast will happen within seven and a half months. That's not a bad prediction. It's one of my best.

Do you think they'll get out? Yes. Now, because based on... I'll explain why, because based on... I'll explain why, because there was evidence that was withheld. One of the most compelling pieces of evidence is one of the... There was more sexual abuse evidence coming from family members and stuff that had witnessed weird stuff and been told weird stuff in the first trial.

Then that was a mistrial. Then the second trial, much of that was taken off. Also, people did not like Leslie Abramson. Someone wrote me and I thought this was a great point. She was very unpopular. It was all on court TV. Part of the reason this juiciest grouper thinks she was unpopular was because she looked a lot like Glenn Close from Fatal Attraction, which

Everybody hated that character women hated her men hated her right and she had that curly hair and So that wasn't good. And so anyway, also the DA at the time had already lost the OJ case and There was another case he had lost. And Marsha Clark also the tight curl for a while, remember? Yeah, it's true. And so it was a mandate to get them convicted. They got convicted and the sexual abuse just wasn't really handled right. One of the things was there was one cousin that had said that he told him, this is what

my dad is doing to him. And he was like, does that happen to you? And the kid didn't have a dad. So he's like, well, I don't know. I don't have a dad. Like they were so innocent. Like he was. So anyway, that guy, I guess, I think it's him.

They found a letter that man has passed, they found a letter from Eric, from 1980 whatever, spelling out the abuse at the time that could not be faked. So that evidence is now been found. Also the Menudo brothers, not brothers, the Menudo band. The band, yeah. Their dad was in the music industry, Jose Menendez. And there are kids that are now men

from that band that are coming forward and saying we were raped by Jose. So those type of evidence, if that could get them a new trial, but what the experts are saying is going to happen is that evidence could be presented to a judge and they could say, instead, we believe that then this would constitute manslaughter. And therefore, if they had been convicted of manslaughter, it would have been less than 35 years. And so they've already done 35 years,

and that is why people think they will get out. Okay. And has this been brought upon by the Netflix or did you light it? It's been going on for a few years. Right. A few years in just the society realizing, like, that sexual abuse, we look at it differently

than we did in the 80s. And just like, wow, how much time they're doing. They've been like model citizens. They both graduated from UC Irvine. Right. In jail. In jail. And they do a lot for people.

And they both have wives of 20 years. And so, yeah. Yeah. Wait till... Let them out. Yeah. They both have wives of 20 years. And so, yeah. Yeah. Wait till... Let them out. Yeah. And then they'll start up their podcast in one of their garages.

I think they'll be doing Cheerios commercials. I feel like it's too dark. They're not gonna do Cheerios. They're gonna do a crime podcast. Yeah. And jail and all this other stuff. And yeah. All right.

And we'll see. We'll see. And Tim Kardashian somehow involved, right? But eventually they'll be like, getting tired of the bullshit of podcasting. And they'll be like, oh, can't. Have to do man-scape ads. Yeah, we're good. They're gonna be like, what?

What? Lyle didn't, you know how Lyle is the older one and he blames Eric for the whole thing? Because it was Eric who then, they were not even really suspects from what I understand until Eric just couldn't take it anymore and went to the therapist that they had to go to because they had stolen all this stuff from homes in Calabasas.

That's why they moved to Beverly Hills. And part of them getting off was, your kids need to see a therapist. So they're going to the therapist. They never told the therapist about the abuse. But after they killed him, Eric couldn't take anymore, went and told the therapist. And that's how it all got found out. So Lyle, so can you imagine if Eric forgot to press record? You stupid little brother! You ruined everything for us! You spent 30 years in prison because of you! Oh, I don't want to redo this episode! Right.

Okay, speaking of another May-December romance, Sean Penn is 64. He has a new girlfriend who's 30. Wow. She's a lot taller than him. I know. Look at that picture. Whenever I see his face, I just imagine how bad he smells of like cigarette smoke. He just he's so craggly looking.

Yeah. He is a smoker. Yeah. He's a smoker. And then also, Bill Maher is dating Al Pacino's latest baby mama, who's 30. Oh, really? Al Pacino says it's fine. I don't know if he knows about Bill Maher,

but he has said we're just friends. We're just friends. Go ahead, have a. We've already done it, my friend. Ha ha ha ha. Wait, that's what he was the blind guy, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll take a flame!

What was the name of that movie? With Chris O'Donnell. Scent of a Woman, Scent of a Woman. Oh my God, that's really good. Yeah, he doesn't care. So now Bill Maher, who's always dated younger women. Yeah, always. And apparently has a big appendage.

Allegedly. Is that right? Well, I have real evidence. I think I was telling you. I had a very good friend. I brought her to a party of his. Okay. And then they dated.

And she told me he did. And then, but this is how long ago it was. This is how long this was. She's like, and then afterwards, he just like got up and was like on the internet. She's like, who does that? Like the internet was kind of new. This was like mid to late 90s.

And so that was it. I listen to his podcast a lot. I like his podcast called Club Random. And he talks about his dick a lot on Club Random, which is weird. How do you talk about it? What do you say, like, it's winking at me, it's fun, it's down, it's sad, it's big?

I don't know, I feel like for a 70 was he's... How do you talk about it? You talk about it like a third person? Yeah, whatever, he is 70 or something. I feel like it's weird just to mention it at all, but there is like a lot of, strangely enough, a lot of talk about him having sex and his dick. Well, they were seen at the Chateau Marmont. Okay.

He could have been asking her, you know, what she thought of some political views. I don't know. She's 30. I'll tell you this. When I was a waiter, he came into my restaurant pretty much every night because we served late and he used to tape his show right down the street. At the CBS place, right? Yeah.

Yeah. And he would come in a lot. Before 9-11. Great guy, great tipper. I'll say that Yeah. And he would come in a lot. Before 9-Eleven. Great guy, great tipper. I'll say that. Sweetheart of a guy and a great tipper. When you're a waiter, they could do any... I remember the guy, what was his name? The record producer.

The one that shot the girl? The one that shot the girl. Spector. Spector, Phil Spector. He came in one night. That night he shot the woman. He went up to the House of Blues That's what she was working. Mm-hmm met her there came into my restaurant first man. Not my restaurant. I was working there Mirabelle and

He got a diet coke and tipped me a hundred dollars Later that night shot a woman in the face. I was like, hey, whatever tipped me a hundred I don't know if it's true that girl that, that girl, I met as well prior to her. She wanted to do standup. And we did a night at the Belly Room together. Oh really? And she was beautiful and she was like, you're so funny, like how could I start doing this?

I gotta do something other than trying to be a singer and an actress. What if I could do standup? I recently was talking to my sister Shannon on my Patreon and I said, we could do a 90s. You mean Shannon could do a 90s? Show out the 90s where we are kind of the Forrest Gums and every single one of these stories because like all your stories, like it was all these monumental times, like Shannon actually applied for a job in the DA's office by one of the prosecuting attorneys in the Menendez trial.

Yeah, well you guys were like living it. Yeah, I remember she came home and she was like, that was the one who, you know, brought up that they didn't sell guns at the Big Five at that time or whatever the story was, that he got caught in a lie about the timeline of buying guns and was he really fearful that they were gonna kill him or not. So, yeah, so there was so, like, yeah. But I remember, yeah, I remember that story too. But anyway, I went to go see Bill Maher's show, a taping of that show, with my friend,

that he was kind of loosely dating, boning, whatever. And after the show, so it was before 9-11, there was one that was called Politically Incorrect. Yes, sure. So then I was like, well, thank you so much. That was so cool. Now I'm like an aspiring standup, but I know I'm not gonna be like asked

to be on the show, whatever. And he's like, well, where do you wanna go now? And I'm like, what do you mean? And he's like, you guys wanna go to spa, go? And I was like, okay. And he's like, do you have a car? And I did, I had like, okay. And he's like, Do you have a car? And I did. I had like a little Toyota Celica gift from graduating from USC read. And he's like, I'll

just hop in your car. So he, I think he sat in the front, and my friend sat in the back. And we went to Spago. And I remember I, we're talking about something and somehow I said how funny Joan Rivers was about something she said about wearing fur. And that she's like, you know, this animal has had the best time of its life, it's been to the greatest shows. I said, I thought it was like,

and he did not like that joke. Oh, he's a very, yeah. Because he was super. He's a big animal. And I was like, oh. And it was just like. Oh, he's a very, yeah, he's a big animal. And I was like, oh, and it was just like one of those moments where you think you're on the same page, and all of a sudden he was like, to me, because I was like talking about how much I love Joan Rivers.

And I was like, oh, OK, you know. Anyway, he bought the meal, and then he told me that my friend, I was 27 at the time, and she was about 33. And I won't say her name, but I'll call her Rose. He goes, you know Rose is the oldest girl I've ever dated. Now at that time, how old would he be at that time? In 1997. I said 68 now, so.

So let's do the math. Okay, so how old? I didn't really calculate. I mean like 30 years ago, so yeah. You'd be. So wait, if it was 97, you're right. So that would have been calculator? Like 30 years ago. So yeah, you'd be. So wait, if it was 97, you're right. So that would have been about 27 years ago. So he was only 38?

38, 39. Right. I mean, if I'm doing the math. You know, I guess I thought he was older than that. Yeah. Because I remember, I mean, I knew he was older than her. But I think he's always kind of looked around 53. I think when he was 35, he looked 53, and I think when he was like, I think now, I mean,

he looks a little older than that, but he still doesn't look his age. Sometimes some people, like- When they look old early, they just stay the same look. I feel like that's Tracee Ellis Ross too. When she was 27, she looked more like she was 35, and now that she's 50, she still looks 35. She just looks, it's just interesting. You ever see these memes?

A lot of times I'll show them on the internet of the cast of 70 shows and the age at the time they were taping that show. It's like Red Fox on Sad for the Sun was 41. He looked like he was 70. if Archie bunker and all I mean Oh the man and the guys I can share is 42 two guys that were like the bar the chair and then also Room McCallahan. Yeah. Yeah room McClanahan. Yeah. Okay. I know I'm gonna blow your mind one more time. Okay No, my mom and I showed her property. Oh really? Yes!

And I couldn't believe it that she didn't buy from us, bitch. But anyway, we did show her property around Calabasas. See you are involved in every fucking thing. You're the Forrest Gump of 80s, either crime or sitcoms., this I thought was really interesting. I heard about this actually, that this was coming along, because this woman who was in this Netflix show, I've talked about her, Julia Hart, she did a show kind of around COVID, it came out, but it was called My Unorthodox Life. She left being an orthodox Jew.

Yeah, I remember that. And then married a really big guy. Now she's still divorcing him, whatever. She's a tiny little thing. I went in her closet and she had like 85 pairs of Gucci shoes. Anyway, she told me she invested in, she told me this like three years ago, that there is going to be a plane that can take you from New York to Europe in an hour. Right. And she's like an investor in it or something. Yeah, I've been hearing about this. that there is gonna be a plane that can take you from New York to Europe in an hour. And she's like an investor in it or something. Yeah, I've been hearing about this for 100 years.

100 years, you've heard about it? I'm exaggerating, but I feel like this has been in the works for a long time. I mean, I'm sure when people talked about planes in the first place, people were like, I'm sure they'll be about planes in the first place, people were like, I'm sure they'll be able to figure it out. I mean, that would be great.

I mean, I don't care about that. Just get me to like Ohio to LA. I know. That's why I'm like, can they do it for like East Coast? Can they speed that up a little bit? Yeah. And it says it goes 4,600 miles an hour. I don't need 4,000.

Just get it up to like 800 miles, like just a little bit faster, I would like. Instead of the five hours, make it three. Right, but I guess so this would be a special new plane and yeah, I mean how much business are people doing in London that they'd be going all the time? Like I guess you'd treat it like going from LA to San Francisco like a pretty woman just for dinner and the opera.

Let me just take you to London. I know people who kind of do that. They go back and forth. Remember that scene, pretty woman, when they go on the plane? I can't believe it. It's a dream coming true. I was just like... Is that the song?

The play is doing it? Yes. And I was just like, God, I want to be a hooker. We watched it. I want to be a hooker. My wife and I watched it recently. It happened to be coming on TBS or something. You know, you don't think you're gonna stop.

You watch for a minute. Oh, can't stop. The next thing you know, you're watching for an hour. And our takeaway from it was he was such a dick. Yeah. Like, there's several scenes where he actually shushes her a few times. Like, shush! Even like the one where they go to Beverly Hills.

I'm taking you to Beverly Hills to go shopping because they fucked you over. And he shushes her about five times in that scene. The movie is so wrong in so many ways. Because I'm like, first of all, he has no problem that every, she's only like 20. So she's like laying in the bed and she goes, my mom said I was a bum magnet. Every bum around met me or whatever.

I'm like, for the two years you were in high school before you left to come here and be a hooker? And I'm like, for the two years you were in high school, before you left, to come here and be a hooker? And I'm like, and like, you had to be a hooker like that quick on a street corner, like you couldn't try to do anything else. Like, and then it was just, yeah, wake up, get ready, and, you know, suck some Ds, like in a dirty car. And like, that was just gonna be okay. It's just the best movie ever. It was back in a dirty car. And like that was just gonna be okay.

It's just the best movie ever. It was back in a different time. I mean, the movie from that era, movies of that era, there is more sexual assault in those movies. Like every- Sidonville's friend Hitta, remember? Yes, yeah, Jason Alexander. All of them even

Marty McFly there's like a weird sexual assault in that oh yeah future with Leah Leah Tom Tom's a Kevin Bacon hits the footloose no he doesn't he doesn't hit her does he yes he does it's the other guy no you're right it's yeah the other guy other boy can't bake it saves her yes you're right, it's her other boyfriend. Kevin Bacon saves her. Yes, you're right. How can I say that about Kevin Bacon? Oh my God. I'm gonna get a cease and desist now from Kevin Bacon. Get your facts right, lady. I hope he's never in any of these freak-offs.

Especially after he and his wife of 27 years got screwed over by Bernie Madoff. Yeah, but now they gotta do orange juice commercials. He literally does like bacon commercials. And I was like, fuck. They've probably been asking him his whole career. And he's like, I'm not doing bacon commercials. And I was like, you know, they've probably been asking him his whole career. And he's like, I'm not doing bacon commercials. Then Bainy Madoff came and said, I'll do a bacon commercial.

Meanwhile, I have been asking over and over, when can I do a McDonald's commercial? And I have tagged them, I have written them, and they just go, haha. I'm like, you don't think like just even a small like I've had, I've seen Ross has done McDonald's commercial, I've seen Christina Pazinski has done, like there's a lower level influencer type of commercial. Right. And they're not gonna get me, Heather McDonald's, doing it. Do you like McDonald's?

Yes, I've talked about it over and over. I used to get these, the healthy chicken wraps, like with the kids. Okay, sure. I've always liked it. They have the best diet cokes on earth. Yeah, it is a pretty good diet coke. They're the cleanest bathrooms. How do you feel about the breakfast?

You like an Egg McMuffin? I love the, I mean, go off. It's the maple, it's like a pancake with an egg. McGriddle. The McGriddle. I don't like it. Oh. I don't like sweet and savory.

Well, you're not gonna get the ad campaign. No, I'm not. I'm gonna get it. Yeah don't like sweet and savory. Well, you're not going to get the ad campaign. No, I'm not. I'm going to get it. Yeah, good. I'm going to. I am. I'm secreting. I'm manifesting it. I'm going to do it all. I've got. I cannot believe it. I know maybe it would be confusing.

I did tell the kids when I was little, when they made fun of me, your brother must be Ronald. Is your brother Ronald McDonald? Yeah. And my mom goes, just tell him your dad owns McDonald's. So I went to school and I said my dad owns McDonald's and everyone was kissing my ass for about three days. Oh good. Until a little shit showed up and said, my dad says it's a franchise and nobody really

owns it anymore. Yeah, right. Right, because the McDonald brothers like sold it. No connection to McDonald's. Yeah. But I still would like a piece of the pie. I would love it. Yeah, please. Apple pie, also delicious.

Also. Sometimes it's too hot. Too hot on the inside. A woman's suit. Some old lady. I wonder, do they still make the apple pie? They do. You know what?

Another thing I've learned on the TikTok is these secret menus. Have you seen those? I've heard about them. I don't want to start any trouble when I'm in line. Well, apparently you can get like a breakfast burrito from In-N-Out. Yeah, I've heard about them. I don't want to start any trouble when I'm in line. You know? Well, apparently you can get like a breakfast burrito from In-N-Out. Yeah, I've heard about that. Like really crazy things that make no sense.

I know, but I feel like there's the disconnect. They say that, but then try ordering it. When they're like, excuse me, I saw on TikTok that you make, you know, I don't know what you're talking about. Like it's just gonna be a disconnect. Just try. It's not gonna be as easy to get it as you think it is. Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about. Like, it's just gonna be a disconnect. Just try. It's not gonna be as easy to get it as you think it is.

Yeah, I don't know. This girl, she was about to walk down the aisle or she's planning her wedding. And then one day she just looked at her maid of honor and said, wait a minute, you're who I love. Oh. So she ended her, she canceled the wedding right before. And then the girl got rid of her husband.

And now they're just living happily ever after. How's this not a movie? Somebody called Jennifer Lawrence, we got something. And who's the other one who was in Twilight? She's a lesbian. She'd be those two. Kristen Stewart. Yes.

Here we go. Let's have some fun. Absolutely, I think this is, I think this is the movie. All right. You know, when I talk to Patrick, Producer Patrick, we need new, not the formulaic rom-com that they play in the dry bars.

I need something for today. Right. And this is the kind of thing that is today. I think we need a new, I believe, I don't know if producer Patrick talked about this with you, but I believe we need a new, like the Hangover. We need a new R-rated comedy that's hilarious from beginning to end and wrong and a little pushing

the envelope. We need that again. Animal House, Hangover. There was so many of them. We did talk about, I talked about how my boys have to watch all the old ones. Yeah, those step brothers. And I'm like, there's gotta be like something that,

you know, someone can tap into that world. Like, if there's some funny, you know, who's got a star in it. Matt Rife! Matt, well, I mean, sure. Well, get somebody that also can make people aware to see it on the phone and then go, oh, actually, okay, let me watch this, like, funny, crazy movie.

No, he could be in a movie, okay? And, you know, he's a good-looking guy, but he can also be funny. But he shouldn't be the star. Two other guys that are really funny should be the star, and then, you know, he comes in, because he's new to movies. He can just have a little...

I don't like your casting. Jacob Elordi. That's good-looking. I mean, Matt Rife is good-looking, and I don't think, honestly, I think we're going a little crazy on the good-looking. He's a funny guy. I like his...

I feel like he would have... I think he's a funny guy. Remember how Brad Pitt showed up in Thelma and Louise? He's just gonna show up like that. Okay. He's just gonna show up as something and they're just like, you know, this idiot. But then he has like a funny moment,

but he's, you know, not an actor, so like we can't get, we can't lead a movie. But he could just, he could put his big toe in it. And then, yeah, I like it. And then like two other guys that we don't know that are just funny, you know, that could be funny. Is there anybody that's funny who's 25 that's doing movies? I think the Saturday Night Live guys are just funny. You know, that could be funny. Is there anybody that's funny who's 25 that's doing movies? I think the Saturday Night Live guys are pretty funny. I think you can get

it. You can pick a couple of guys off Saturday Night Live. There's just a couple of guys on there that are funny. Young. Yeah, young Latinos. That's what I'm looking at. Yeah. And then Jacob Elordi comes in, big old dong on him. Does he have a big dick? It looks to me. I don't even know anything about it, but I'm looking at that guy. Is he taking Jon big dick? It looks to me, I don't even know anything about it, but I'm looking at that guy. Is he taking John Hamm's spot? Yeah, exactly. Remember how John Hamm-

Just the look of him. Whenever there was like a slow day, there would just be like him in Central Park wearing like grace sweatpants and just like a schlong. Big old schlong on him. Yeah. Now when your schlong looks that big, is it because that guy didn't even wear underwear?

I don't even know. I mean, yeah. I feel like, I mean, John Hamm had it all. I mean, the guy was good looking. He was playing like the right part during the Mad Men days. Have you heard that straight guys are like doing more squats and they're getting more bubble asses? I have not heard that, but I'm all...

I heard it from two of my friends who are gay, they're gay couples. And they said, yeah, that's like happening. Right. Well, the gays, they love a bubble ass. I know, but I'm saying straight guys are now making that a point of like their workout routines. You know, there's arm day, there's leg day. Now for guys, there's butt day.

And yeah, and they're straight and they know that The butt it's where it's at. I've seen a lot of ads for pants like this. This will up your butt for men Yeah, yeah, like it was like tighten it and like bring it up. Okay. Yeah Well, if buts where it's at you and I are fucked, you know what I mean? I feel girl butts have gone down. Oh, okay. The rise of male butts is what's in right now. And the girl butt, like everybody says, like Khloe Kardashian's, all their butts are going

down. Kyle, Kim, and Khloe's butts have gone down. They still have a good ass on them, but it's not the enormousness that it was. I've been watching a lot of Kylie on Instagram. Kylie doing makeup tutorials. I watch her. I just think she's so beautiful. Oh, my God, she's the best-looking one of all of them. She looks so beautiful.

And she just... I just saw an ad of her clothing line that looks amazing. It's, like, leather dresses and pants and pieces and, like, a leather jacket that could be a jacket or it could also be a dress. And I was like, good for you. She's got good style. And she's not the Timothee Chalamet.

That was fake, right? Yes, she is. But that was fake. We don't know. I feel like it was like right around the time he was playing Willy Wonka and they needed some hype. I don't think that they're broken up. I just, I think that she has taken,

like she doesn't like being in the show, but she's doing really well with all of her clothing. I feel like she's moving a little bit. She still does all the makeup stuff, but she knows that that is probably, you know, girls get finicky, you move on from your makeup. It's very rare that someone like, you know, unless you're 70, Revlon's my only thing.

Like a lot of times people like to try like. Max Factor. you know, unless you're 70. Revlon's my only thing. Like a lot of times people like to try like. Max Factor. So now she's doing the clothes and you know, still has, you know, is a great mom, has two cute kids and yeah, but I feel like he's still in it.

Is it Tiger, the kid, the dad of those kids? No, it's the one that had the horrible thing happen oh yeah Astroworld. What is his name? not Kendrick Lamar. Stevie Wonder? No. Oh I don't know. No. Oh my god. Travis Scott. Thank you. Thank you Travis Scott. Astroworld, Travis Scott. Yeah I don't know whatever happened with that. They're not together. He's back out on tour.

Yeah, we all forget. Give everything two years. Yeah, everything. Max two years. Minimum three months. Yeah. Chris, tell us, besides being with me, where I know you're heading back.

Well, you and I are going. I'm heading back this weekend to right back to Massachusetts, other side of Massachusetts, Springfield, Massachusetts, MGM Casino, Roar Comedy Club in the MGM Casino. One show a night, one show Friday, one show Friday. How fun, because you know, people are just loving you and they wanna see the whole set, the whole thing, so they can go there.

And I love doing a casino. And then you and I in Minneapolis and Chicago. And then I'm at the Brad Garrett Comedy Club all week long in Las Vegas to the 21st to the 27th. That's a show a night. In October. In October, yes. And then November, I go to Columbus, Missouri,

the Blue Note, Columbus, Missouri, and then the Blue Room Comedy Club in Springfield, Missouri. A lot of blue to match your blue eyes. Thank you. Zanies and Rosemont coming up on the 15th of November, and then a place called Yellow and Co. Oh, Rosemont. So when you come to Chicago, be plugging it.

Be plugging it, because that's not too far. Hartford, New Hampshire, Comedy at the Carlson. Oh my God, this is in Rochester. Please. I never sell tickets there. Why? I don't know. It sounds so cute.

I know. It's such a cute area, too. Wait, Comedy at the Carlisle? At the Carlson. It's a great club. That just sounds like very cute. It's so cute. And I'm there November 23rd, Saturday night.

What more can I give you people? And on a million more, Levittown, Long Island, Bananas in New Jersey, Steel Stacks, Funny Bone in Albany. It's all on frangiola.fun. I love it. And then you and I are having a ball out there together. We really do have fun.

We really had a lovely time. Thank you for the hotel in Boston. What a day in Boston. The Newberry Hotel was so beautiful and such a great location. The room was beautiful. I am bummed I didn't do the fireplace thing. The guy came in and said,

we can bring in the fresh wood and you can have it your fire. This is the first week and we're lighting up the fires places in the fire. But then after our dinner, you and I both had such an early flights. I was like, do I call this guy up just so I can sit in front of the fire and just be like...

Well, when you're in such a nice hotel like that, you feel like... Because we were all... We usually were only there for a day or two. Yeah, I wish I was there longer. But you feel like you have to use everything. Like, I gotta put on the slippers. They put them next to the bed, so you just walk around in the slippers for three minutes. They made me a soft robe with HM.

I didn't even realize it until I was wearing it and doing my hair and I'm like, H.M. Was it really for your initials or was it? Yes, they gave that as a gift. Oh my God. And no, but it was, it's a beautiful, and the restaurant Contessa was beautiful. We ate there.

Across from like a gorgeous park. I never been to that part of Boston. I know don't sue me Boston people, but I mean I'm always on the other side of Boston. Like the one near the seaport. By Laugh Boston, the comedy club. Yeah, by the seaport. I'm never by that real nice area. I mean that park and the stores and everything and what a beautiful time of year to be. So go back and see Chris this weekend. Gamble, make some money, or not. Or just go see him.

Just go see him. Come out to the shows. Frangiola.fun, cover to cover is the podcast. Come over, listen to cover to cover. We're having some fun. Thank you always, Heather. Everyone loves you, but no one loves you more than me, besides your wife and child.

Isn't it funny that now when I enter you, that could be, that's fading quickly. Sometimes when I come home, I was like, that's fading quickly. Sometimes when I come home I was like, oh, I thought you were gone till Monday. I'm like, no, home Sunday. She's like, great. But yeah, it's funny how now I intro you on our shows together.

And I say that on Chelsea Lately, we did a sketch called Chris and Heather Together Forever as a joke, where we were like two old vaudeville people, and it's really becoming like a reality. Well, wait, I have to say that there's two housewives from the OC. Oh, you showed me the video. And they basically are doing that.

I know. And it is, you know, we're gonna go through it together. And I'm like, this was the big closing number. I mean, you showed me the video and I'm not this not my world. And I was just like, Oh, my like, who goes to watch this? And you have to be disappointed when you're leaving. I think it's just one of those things when you're a fan and you get to see them in person and you're like free I think it's just one of those things when you're a fan and you get to see them in person and you're like free that night whatever but the thing is when you go

see a Chris and Heather together for our show we actually you'll be laughing the whole night like everybody says like my god my ab muscles like like truly fun when you see another real comedian. Well, we're pros. We've been doing it a long time. You know, like those women. Took a minute, yeah. Yeah, you can't, yeah. Those women, they didn't even learn the lyrics to the song.

And they did the dance. They did no, zero effort put into like choreography. No, and they were like, here is a video for when they first started singing it in 2018. And then they come out, I'm like, in five years you could learn the whole song Right and it's a song everyone knows anyway. It's like a classic number that everyone knows Oh, whatever. Who are they? What do they name?

Good luck to Vicki and Shannon. Good luck. Yeah, you know, it's a lot harder than people think it's a lot more effort to go on the road It's a lot more than anybody thinks so when when you do come, we appreciate it so much when you come. I say that all the time. I mean, I know it's a pain in the ass. I know it's effort to go on heatherdahl.net and buy the tickets. I know it's an effort to get a dog sitter.

I know it's an effort To everything. To get a car. I know it's an effort to put on an outfit. I just read an article, like yesterday in the New York Times, that how we're all becoming homebodies Like more so than ever it's just people are just staying home But nobody goes out for an evening and said I wish I would have stayed home

No, you're always happy you went to the party always happy you went to the concert. Yeah, you never regret it You it's good to feel a little tired the next morning being slightly sun Yeah, so yeah Anyway, you're the rest of your life to sleep. Absolutely a little tired the next morning being slightly sun-cum-over. It feels good. So yeah. The rest of your life to sleep. Love you. Thank you.