Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Chris Franjola on Jake Paul, Beyonce, Zack Bryan and Life Coaches

Episode Date: November 19, 2024

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Holiday season. You're right in the midst of it. I have to say holiday season, I'm a little surprised because I feel you have changed with your success of cover to cover. Oh, why's that? You have a Starbucks cup. I know. And not a 7-Eleven.

What made you think that you deserve Starbucks over the drip at 7-Eleven? Well, the upside of 7-Eleven is you get to make it yourself. No line, no problems. You just walk up. And I don't know, you guys know, there are certain 7-Elevens, good ones and bad ones. I moved to a new neighborhood recently

and the 7-Eleven by my house is not good. Okay. Yeah, I take my daughter a lot and as soon as we walk in she goes, it stinks in here. And it's not, I just want you to know that the stink is not the 7-Eleven itself. It's not rotting food or anything.

It's the guy behind the cash register. So I feel like every time my daughter says it, I don't think he knows, because if he did, he'd probably take care of it. But anyway, so now I gotta go to Starbucks because I can't deal with the stinky 7-Eleven. Okay, well, you know what? I hope that there's money for your daughter's college.

Like, whatever, get on with your life. By the way, this is the new Starbucks Holiday Cup. I know every year it's a big issue if it's going, you know. Oh, if it's gonna be too not Christmasy enough? Not Christmasy enough, too Christmasy. But I think that's good. Where's the crucifix? I know, well, that's what they want.

Some people say it's not Christian enough or whatever, but I feel like that's okay. It's red and green and pink, so that's a little for everybody. And you know this right here, they put a little thing for your name. And what they're supposed to do, I read, is they're trying to make Starbucks

a little more personal again. Yes. And they're supposed to write a little caption, something fun there for you, not just your name. And I'm like, you think these people who, you've all seen the baristas with the dirty smocks on. Do you think they're gonna come up with a fun thing for me? Which they'll probably have to do AI.

What's the fun thing to do? Like, hey AI, I've got a guy named Chris. Write something on his car. Yeah, write something and he's like, you know. Oh, holy night, Chris. Yeah, exactly, yeah. So that's what they want them to do. They want them to write something.

I have enough to do, people. I know, I know, these poor people. Just let them. Chris, what a weekend. Please tell me what you know about, there was a little fight that happened on Netflix. Oh my God, Mike Tyson. So Mike Tyson, who's 58, played, fought against.

Some people say played. If you watched the fight, it was not nothing much to it. So everyone is saying, okay, so he played Jake Paul, who's a YouTuber who just exploded. He and his brother, I don't know, are the richest YouTubers in the earth or whatever. And I guess at one point early in his career, he was just a young kid doing dancing and singing,

all of a sudden he's all buffed out and everything. He's gotten into boxing, he's all tattooed, and they do this fight. On Netflix, live. So Peter went, he wanted to watch it. Yeah, everybody did. He did not attend the Vanderpump annual dog gala with me. Oh, you guys did that on the same night?

Yes. They're probably not the same audience, I would imagine, right? Yes. Well, Cheetah Shay and her husband, Brock, they were watching it at the table on a phone. But no, I think it was OK that that happened to be the same night.

It is hard. I remember one time there was a gala at the school that fell on a big fight too. And it was like, oh my God, what are we gonna do? Can we bring in TVs? What's gonna happen? Like we didn't know when we planned this nine months prior that this would be like the biggest whatever.

So this was a live event. And also the last time Peter went to one of the Vanderpump dog balls, I left him there to go hang out with Lance Bass. And he hung out with Lance? Oh, you did. No, I left him at the table and was running around, having my fun. Sure.

And there were those little ladies, little women from the little show on TLC. Oh, literally the actual little women. They're little. Gotcha. And one of them got intoxicated, the one the actual little women. They're little. They're little. Gotcha. And one of them got intoxicated, the one sitting next to Peter, and she got sick and allegedly, according to Peter, who told me at the time, puked in her purse.

Oh, no. At the dinner. Really? So Peter was like, I think you'd have more fun with your sister this year. So I took Shannon and it was very fun. Oh good. Brandi and Julie attended as well. We had a lot of fun.

But so he felt, he came home and he said it was a joke and it was fake. Do you think it was fake? Well the, now many people did say that. But the only reason why I don't believe it was fake and this is because you could actually bet on it. And people were shocked, they were like, wait a minute, you could actually bet on this?

I thought it was just scripted. Normally, if it's something like we know who the winner's gonna be, we're not gonna take bets. Because everybody would bet. But who's taking the bet? Like a bookie? The Vegas, everybody, you can bet. Like all on those sports betting apps and stuff,

you can bet on the fight. So right there, people are like, well, then it's gotta be real stuff you could bet on the fight. So right there people were like, well then it's gotta be real if you could bet on it because you could stand to lose billions. So people were betting on it. There was a lot of bets being put down on it. And of course, you know, it's everything what everyone thought it was gonna be.

The one guy didn't wanna hurt the old man. And the old man was, I mean, I feel like, first of all, it started at like midnight by the time it finally went on. He's 58, right there, I was always like, what are you doing to the guy? Six o'clock would have been better. Right, yeah.

But also, okay, so I saw how it looked like he was kinda like, like Peter said, it's like if you were like play fighting. And then I did see people do videos of him recently training Tyson. and he was a beast. So I don't know. I think in that one second clip that everyone watched of him training, he was a beast.

But then I think when they cut the camera, he, I don't think he did that for eight minutes. They also said, they also showed us a video of the seats that you could pay for two million to watch. Yeah. Did you see that? Uh-huh. There were these guys in these, right at the,

so here's the ring, here they are, here's the TV in case you miss anything. And just very average food, you know, that you could have there. And people were like, wow, two million dollars for this. Well, the winner of the night was, well, Jake Paul won the fight, but nobody got knocked out or anything. It was just, and, but I get, apparently the undercar,

two women fought and that was a really a good fight. Everyone loved that. So I think in the end more people like walked away from going, oh, it's fun to watch boxing again. Like real fights. And also fun to watch women boxing. So good for that, I guess. I know, I think. And then of course Netflix, it was 60 million people watched it. It was the biggest thing ever, biggest live event I think ever watched by. You know what's weird is like kids don't fight

really anymore. Yeah. It's just like I feel like back in the day people, oh, the boys got in a fight, they got suspended from school. Right. I'm sure at certain schools that happens, but I'm telling you, in the private school world of Los Angeles,

it does not happen. Like, I don't know that there's, I can say, honestly, my sons have not been in like, any kind of like real fight. When we were enrolling my daughter in the school, one of my concerns, I would tell my wife, I was like, I just don't want her to get my daughter in the school, one of my concerns I would tell my wife was like, I just don't want her to get beat up on the school bus. And I was like, where'd you go to school? Like who gets beat up on the school bus? I don't know everybody. Like that's where it went

down. The school bus. She's going to a private school. I'm sure the school bus has like cushion, seats and people. There is no school bus. I'm the school bus. Oh, there is no school bus. Oh, well then you really don't have to worry. Yeah, I know. So it's fine. Oh, okay. Yeah, so, but when I was going to school, the school bus was lawlessness. I mean, there was like, you know, it was not like, it was like a cop driving it.

It was like some carny, you know, driving the school bus. They didn't care. So whatever going on behind it, it was like... How would they know? Yeah. It was just wild. Just terrifying. Yeah. So that's wild. Just terrifying. Yeah.

So that's what I was like, I just don't want my daughter to go through that. And I don't think, you know, I don't think- I mean, I do, I feel like we were also told, like growing up in Los Angeles, you know, Catholic school, we would pray for the public school kids. Yeah. And I just remember like walking home and I saw a group of them and I was like, holy shit. And I just started to like run.

Cause they'd be like, hey, like they see the uniform, whatever. And I don't know. I think, you know, everyone talks about bullying and all this and that. Maybe bullying is online. Maybe it's in front of people, but like this, so maybe this is why boxing has continued

because we don't really see it. Cause I personally, I remember my mom loved it. She'd get all excited for the fights. She loved Oscar De La Hoya because he was so cute and charming. And you know, he's like Mexican with the dimples and all that. And so she always thought he was like the cutest.

Also who? Sugar Ray. He had a face of an angel. And like, she liked like the cute people. And so I was always like watching it going, this is, I can't believe we're watching it. This is gladiator, this is awful, but it's not going away. No, and now UFC's kind of taken over,

and that's even more violent than regular boxing. Right, that's like you have to do high kicks and stuff. Yeah, she's like blood everywhere, and Joe Rogan's screaming in the sidelines. I'm like, oh, this is all too manly for me. Yeah. I'd rather just go watch Wicked. Well, anyway, so that was a big deal.

Yeah, it was a big deal. My wife works for Netflix. Yes. She was saying that they got like, they were getting new subscriptions. Which is the whole big hit. So like per second before the fight went off, they were getting like thousands of new subscriptions

a second or something. So it was just like everything. And then there were some glitches. So that was the thing, there was some buffering or whatever because it's hard to do, I don't know, nobody's ever done live to that size audience. Yes, I know they did a couple live things previous, like there was a live reunion for Love is Blind,

like a year ago. They did a couple of award shows live, swag awards. So now it seems like they're getting on their way to do more of that. They're doing a football game on Christmas Day too. Two football games on Christmas Day. With Beyonce.

I heard, you just told me that. So Beyonce is going to be the performer and they show this like cool video of her like standing on a car in like a red, white, and blue little sexy outfit with her blonde wig and like her white hat. And you know, all the responses were excited. The cowboy music or?

She's still doing cowboy music, yeah. Oh, she's gonna do it. And you know, now she's Americana, like like back like don't forget what happened two weeks ago Like I've got it. You got to ask America about that. Yeah. Yeah, so we'll see I think Listen, she's a great performer. The songs are great Yeah, so so they're doing all that kind of stuff and that's the test right? If something's a hit is if the subscribers go way up because they don't really have like a rating. It's like, oh, this many people watched.

The thing about it now is now they're into live sports. And if this live sports continues to go well, I just like TV is just over. Like the only thing that's really keeping regular TV alive is like live sport. Like yeah, like watching ABC for the CBS for NFL. Oh, so you're saying if Netflix takes all the sports. If Netflix starts taking those, then it's like,

why would you ever go over to regular TV? Right? I mean. Yeah, I don't know. Like, I mean, it's like the world is changing quickly. People be fired right and left. I couldn't believe I was watching regular TV just like two weeks ago watching like baseball, the playoffs or something.

And you see commercials, which I, you know, we used to love commercials. I still remember like every commercial jingle in my head from when I was five. Right. But now you watch, you're like, I'm like, I don't even, and it's all for diseases, you know, like you have this disease.

Because they know the older people are watching it. Yeah. There's a new disease, I don't wanna be insensitive, but I didn't even know this one existed. What? I think where people can't straighten out their hands. Have you seen the commercial for it? Can you straighten your hand? No.

And the guy's like struggling. And then I'm like, oh, I'm watching it going, oh, shit, maybe I have. I'm sitting here trying to straighten my hand like, oh, I'm good. Look at me. I remember Brandon got into watching like adult TV, like game shows. Like he was very into like Family Feud and like this other one, he was like eight or nine. And he was like, all day he's just like,

mom, do you think you have Flasher Malaysia or whatever that was? Fiber my ass. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm like, no, I'm gonna be okay. He's like, oh, OK. Like, you just saw so many of it. I figured that the commercials just aimed at people.

It feels like just old people, people who can't move. They're just in their chair. Why are you there? And I'll get money for whatever happened. And I'll get you money. Did you fall down somewhere? Call me. Did you use a weed killer, and now you have cancer?

Did you put baby powder on your vagina in 1978? Call us, we'll get money for it. That's a big one. Yeah, the baby powder. The baby powder on the vagina. What about baby powder? Do you ever put baby powder anywhere down there on yourself as an adult?

Me? Yeah. I didn't because it always looked like the bathroom, then it looked like a bakery in the bathroom. You know, I'm like, is there anything here where it doesn't fucking explode? So I went. Well bakery in the bathroom. You know, I'm like, is there anything here that doesn't fucking explode? So I went. Well, it's good.

So you don't have ovarian cancer. I don't. Good, good. Right, at this point I'm good, yeah. This girl, her name, Sydney Thompson. She's the new Hawk To A girl. She is gonna be the biggest star. She is just overwhelmed by the sudden fame because she was a hot ring girl.

At the Tyson fight. Yeah, so I'm glad that hot girls still have a chance to make a living. I think they're coming back. Hot girls are coming back. I think hot girls are coming back. We did it already. No more body positivity, hot girls,

we love you in all shapes and sizes. You can no longer put brave in that. Like if anything you're doing is brave, you're out right now. We want an insecure hot girl that's staying thin because that's all she's got going. Yeah, those Dove commercials. Sorry. Sorry, everybody. It's a new America.

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So it's Zach Bryan who allegedly is a bad boy. Zach Bryan and Luke Bryan with a T. Oh. Well, Zach Bryan is allegedly an awful boyfriend. An awful boyfriend. Man. Brianna is a likable gal on the Barstool show called My BFF Podcast, whatever. Right.

In everything that she shared, what we shared in the previous show. They were dating. They broke up. Dating broke up. But now she said we were looking. He said he was looking at rings. The same week he told me he was looking at rings

to get engaged is when I found out he was, you know, DMing and on apps and actively trying to cheat if he hadn't already. Right. That was like the first thing. Okay. Then now she did a video saying, Zach, if you keep showing videos of my cat,

so I don't know, maybe they got a cat together and he got custody of the cat. And now he's posting photos of my cat. So I don't know, maybe they got a cat together and he got custody of the cat. And now he's posting photos of the cat to like torture her in her opinion. And she said, if you keep showing- He's posting them on what? His Instagram? I don't know. I don't like it. There's so many, I'm like, okay, this story is gone about two weeks too long. Like I'm kind of like, okay, most stories don't last this long. I know. Because there's more to it. There's Dave Portnoy, who'm kind of like, okay, most stories don't last this long. I know. Yeah. Because there's more to it. Yes.

There's Dave Portnoy, who apparently runs, of course, Barstool, but is also on this podcast with her. He was somehow involved. Yes. He is the hero of all disgruntled girlfriends now. Because... He is saying, this guy's a jerk. Let's show everything.

Let's tell everything. Tell how he offered you $12 million. She said that to keep her mouth shut. Then he and the other guy wrote song parodies about- Distract, that's the new thing. Yeah, how he had a Lego head and then he was a cheater and all of a sudden people say they like the music. And then he said, I'm actually canceling the podcast.

I know, he's all, no, he, they're gonna keep the podcast going, he's just not gonna be on it anymore. It's gonna be her still and the other guy. All right, well, very weird. Okay, so then, so, you know, she's only 25 years old. So now she, last night or whatever, said, if you don't stop, you know, exploiting my cat or whatever, to use that word, showing photos of the cat.

Then I'm going to show videos of you throwing some stuff at my face. So now she's saying there's videos not only of you being a dick and everything and saying being a gaslighting asshole boyfriend who made me insecure and made me wonder what the fuck was going on, you actually might be violent in some way. That's where we are at now. But if she has videos like that, now that's a problem. That's probably why he was offered 12. At this point, where is the cat, Zach?

Just give the cat back. Yeah, why would he even? And have the cat show up in a Louis Vuitton bag with some cash anyway. It's just as like, you don't need to do anything, you could still talk shit about me, here's a million dollars. I don't know, like how much more, or at this point, is he gonna fight back and be like, this is enough?

I mean, again, it's gonna make it really hard because most girls have a podcast. And so maybe they, all the girls that say they're gonna shave their head to be unattractive and not, just get a podcast girl, because every guy is gonna be too scared to date you. Right, they won't do anything because she'll talk about it.

Yeah, right. Yeah. I don't know, what do you think is gonna happen? Well, first of all, this guy's a giant star. I mean, this guy plays stadiums, like he's huge. I mean, if we still listen to Michael Jackson, people still listen to R. Kelly, people still listen to P. Diddy,

people still listen to, you know, Chris Brown. Some people, yeah. For the, you know, the few girls. Garth Brooks had some recently, some stuff. He fought against it. Also, white girls are not a real loyal audience to anybody. White girls? Yeah, white girls that are probably her fans right now.

Like you're telling me that some girl that's like, I hate Zach Bryan, he's a jerk, I love Brianna, which is fine, they can do that. So six months from now, or even less, Zach Brian is at Coachella. And your cute boyfriend. Oh, he's already done that. He's been at, yeah. Whatever, he's doing a big concert. And your new cute hot boyfriend

says in April of 2025, hey cute girl that also is Chicken Fries fan, I got us tickets to Zach Brian. Won't that be fun? You're telling me that there are fans that'll be like, no. No. Not going to my boyfriend. You think they'll...

No, I agree with you. Yeah, they'll go. I don't think they're already. They'll go. They'll go. So I'm just saying, like, it's fine. Have fun with it. But I just feel more and more scandals do not stick.

Right. They do not stick. Right. They do not stick unless it's really, so if she really shows a video that's like- But I'm saying they stick if you have video. Right, if the video is something, and it's not a napkin in her face like Tamara Barney did to a Real Housewife,

and it's like literally like you threw like a big salt shaker and she missed or something, like then that's gonna be something that's gonna make people be like, okay. Right. So we'll see. I hope that's not the case. I wouldn't want to think that anybody went through that.

They had video with Johnny Depp, but he was slamming cabinets and stuff. That's not someone's head though. Yeah, I don't know. I mean... Being angry and like, being like, what the hell is one thing than directing, curling anything towards someone's face and also putting your hands on them.

That's totally different. Going like this to a table, and I mean, that's bad. It makes you look like, yeah, I don't think I want to date that person. Got anger issues, right. But we'll see. Well, I don't know, but I mean, that's probably why he was offering 12 million. He probably knew, like, oh, I don't think I want to date that person. But we'll see. Well, I don't know. But I mean, that's probably why he was offering 12 million.

He probably knew, like, oh, I did some, like, no, nobody goes, oh, she's saying bad things about me. I'm going to give her, I'm going to give you, like, if it was nothing, why would you offer 12 million? You know, he's clearly effed up and clearly not somebody you want your daughter to date or or your sister, or anything. But will people like his next song and play it on the radio?

Yeah, unless something really bad. And even if something really bad comes out, like I said, Michael Jackson has a musical out. Yeah, right. I mean, Michael Jackson is still, there was a minute where everybody was like, no more Michael Jackson music on our radio station. And it was literally a minute.

Yeah, and then. And you're walking to Macy's and it's like, Pretty young thing, repeat after me young thing. Those songs are too good. He's got some good ones. Conan O'Brien is the new host of the Oscars. Yes. And in the past, it's been Jimmy Kimmel,

totally not surprised, being that we Jimmy Kimmel. Totally not surprised. Being that we're in a new phase of America. But Jimmy did say he wasn't going to do it anymore. They did ask him and he said no. But I also thought that was probably not anything you'll want to hear again. No. Conan's done, I guess, several things over the last 25 years,

this type of variety show. He's still got his arsenal of writers. He's a good funny host. Coney O'Brien is the perfect choice. Totally agree. They should not only sign him for this year, they should sign him for the next 10 years. Because nobody wants to do it.

Nobody wants to do it anymore. You're exactly whatever. Nope, Coney's kind of like everybody likes him, you know? Yeah. He's kind of played his career almost perfectly. Yeah. I don't know anybody who's kind of like everybody likes him, you know? He's kind of played his career almost perfectly. I don't know anybody who's kind of, he's gotten more popular after he left. I actually think a Jim Gaffigan could be good too.

Yeah, even Jim Gaffigan's kind of like polarized himself a little bit lately. Okay, well, yeah, maybe, but eventually, if I feel like, yeah, maybe Jim Gaffigan has to be on a little more TV. Like, you know, he's such a big stand up. I bet they asked him. I bet he was one of the names. Yeah. If you're not familiar with doing it

and you don't have that staff of arsenal of writers that you can go, okay, guys, let's do something really fun together, I think it is scary. And I have now put myself in a scary situation. I know. This is shocking. Like, I was reading this on your Instagram, and I'm like, are you just talking about it

like you're gonna watch it? Because you just kept saying, I'm hosting it. I am hosting tonight. So when you guys are listening to this, you can go to my Instagram, and I'll post some photos from it, at least like me on the red carpet. I am hosting the reality,

the American Reality TV Awards show, and it's a real show. Is this taking place like at a Red Lobster in Burbank? No, it's taking place at the Avalon in Hollywood with tables, so kind of like a golden globe, like a poor man's golden globe, and all different reality stars, from like The Challenge to the real estate

shows to catfish, Jojo Siwa, Tara Barney, they're all going to be presenters. There's categories for everything. And I won best reality podcast last year. You did? But there was no ceremony. There was no show. Because of what, COVID or something? Or just killing them? I don't know. Whatever.

I can't remember why. Yeah. So then they called and they were like, we'd love to you for to be a part of it or present the award. And I'm like, oh, yeah, totally. I'll go get cute and do that. That'll be fun. Right.

Since I didn't get to do my like big Academy Award, you know, and then like, do you want to host the whole thing? You know, and I immediately thought of like, oh, well, you know, how hard it is to do those jokes and not piss off people and like, you know, either you're Ricky Gervais or you suck. Like there's no, and, but I was like, you know what, that'd be crazy for me to say no.

I may never get the another opportunity. So I was like, all right, let's do it. You know, I don't know how many more years I'll be this cute. So I have five different times I come on stage. So I have five different dresses. So you open the monologue, you're opening monologue. You come out.

I do have an opening monologue. Ladies and gentlemen, Heather McDonald. Right. Now this is going to air in a week on Black Friday. On what channel? On Roku. Oh, okay. And so, you know, so they're recording it like live to tape,

like you would a standup special where they're kind of doing it like in a truck outside. But then of course, if something happens, if there's a mistake or whatever, they can edit that out. So they're like, do whatever you want, you know? And I'm like, okay, I'm just gonna be funny if a joke is too edgy, if it flops or whatever. You might see it and it might be literally me

just coming out and going, and welcome, our first presenter is, they might cut out my whole thing. I don't know, but I'm writing jokes. So what are some of the categories? Like what are, what are, what are? They are, you know, like, you know, best challenge reality show, biggest, you know, best reality queen.

Like, they're fun, things like that. There's a whole bunch, though. It's gonna be like two hours. I mean, I don't know if you can give this information, but I know in some cases award shows, they'll tell the people you won to get them there. No. They don't know they're winning.

I mean, I only know the one category that I'm doing who won. Right. But no, I don't know who's winning any of the things. No, they reach out to people and they're like, we'd love to have you be a presenter and we also want you to know you're being nominated. So like, yeah, I think they go and if they win,

they literally go up and get to. So this is tonight. This is tonight. I feel like you should be napping or something. I just want people to little bit know what a one woman operation Heather MacDonald is. So I bought every dress myself, okay. Shopped at several stores.

And writing it yourself. Every pair of shoes. I did have my friend, Jen Principe, who's a stylist come and meet me and help me. Okay. But I did purchase everything myself. No designers coming with a rack to my house. Yeah, that's what I always,

that's what I, I'm thinking you should be right now, because I always hear the stories, or you see like, you know, they're sitting there and their curls and their hair. No? No, and so, I feel like you really have, I feel like you're half-assing this.

I feel like you need to be gone now and getting prepared. Well, that's the fun of the authenticity. You don't wanna fuck this up for the audience of Roku. So, I, you know, I'm like, listen, I always do my own makeup, but I was gonna get a makeup artist, but then I realized I have to record

the Tuesday show with you on Monday. So I have to put on makeup. So I already did the majority, like all enhance it a little, but I already have the makeup. So then I was like, well, I would really love a hair person. Okay. So I found a hair person. And they'll be coming to your home or to the-

Well, she canceled. Oh shit. I got a gal who cuts And they'll be coming to your home or to your... Well, she canceled. Oh, shit. I got a gal who cuts my hair at Supercuts. So I have literally, I have Lala, Sheena, I have all these people trying to see if their people can come. Oh, okay. And so far, no luck.

But can't you just go to like anybody? Like, don't you go to like... I mean, at one point, I'm gonna be there at like three, and I have a little time between us recording and that. So, first of all, I can do my own hair. It won't be as great. It won't be like, special. Like, I was gonna actually put in like,

little extra hair pieces so I look like, you know. Right. Like, I have like, you know, great locks, maybe do like an updo halfway through. But, I don't know that I'm gonna get that. And I'm like, God, Heather, this is Los Angeles. Like, it's kind of a big deal, and it's Hollywood. But I've literally, literally have tried, like, all morning. And at a certain point, I just have to go,

you know what, it's more important that I am funny. Yeah. So we'll just see what happens. You know what? Have you written a monologue? I was, yeah, I've been writing it. I've been. Yeah. So we'll just see what happens. You know what? Have you written a monologue? I was, yeah, I've been writing it. I've been writing it, but it's like, they said, do you want it in the teleprompter?

I go, no, I just want to do the bullets. Yeah. Because otherwise I'm not used to read. When I do stand-out, I'm not used to reading anything. So I just want the teleprompter to be like, hello and welcome to blah, blah, blah, blah, joke, joke, joke, I'll have the bullets joke, joke. And then all, you know, based on how it's going, I can go a little longer or not.

And then, and then I come out again to do the award that I won and, and give the person that award. I have another thing that I come out for like best variety show. And then I like have a check inin moment whatever. Everybody having fun? And based on something that happened maybe I'll come up with something funny or I'll just be like everyone looks gorgeous our next thing is depending and or if they're like just skip it we're running like I don't know what they'll do so then but they won't do that because it's okay if it goes long. That's right, it's not live. So then, and then I come out in the final goodbye.

So like I have, you know, some people coming, I have Peter coming. And that's it. Yeah. I don't know, but I don't like this. How long is the monologue? How long is the opening? They said, you know, you can do it as short

as long as you want, doesn't matter. Feel it out. They're just like that. They're really cool. I feel like, what did they, who's behind this? Who, what? I feel like this is very-

Oh, they've done it. They've done this before. It's almost too loose. Like, Melissa Peterson has been the host. Oh, okay, I know her. I wanna say like Matthew Bennett or somebody has done it. Yeah. I know, it could be a disaster,

but what's great about Juicy Scoop, Heather McDonald in my life today is I don't care that much. I'm like, if it's a fucking disaster, it'll be a hilarious story and I'll share it on Patreon. I'm very excited for your lack of preparation. If it's great, it's great. I have some solid jokes and things, but I have to be nice,

and I have to realize this is all reality. So I can't just be like doing a bunch of housewife impressions. It's the challenge, it's the circle, it's like all these other big reality shows that are being honored and everything. So I'm kind of just doing, you know, thinking about general jokes and stuff that are funny. And if they're too edgy or whatever and they don't make it, so what?

The people in the audience got to see it. I'm going to have Peter film like, and I'll have footage of it. So I'll probably be like, hey, if you didn't use it, I still want to show my model leg. And if it's a disaster, if I trip or fall, I'm putting it up. I'm going to write you a joke right now. Okay, great. I'm gonna write you an opening monologue joke right now. Okay, yeah.

Okay, here goes, you ready? Yeah. This is it, okay? Yeah. Say, oh, reality TV, it's come so far. Remember the beginning of reality TV? We all remember where reality TV started, probably the real world on MTV.

But the real world's so old, it's about to box Jake Paul on Netflix next weekend. Okay, wait, I'm gonna write that down. That's a good one. It's perfect. Fresh from the headlines. I love it. The real world's so old, it's gonna fight Jake Paul on Netflix next weekend. Big laugh. Okay, good.

I'll tell you my other jokes when we're done. I love it, I'm gonna use it. Thank you. 100%. That's what I'm gonna use it. 100%. That's what I'm saying. It's that perfect kind of joking, which isn't really my normal... I'm an expert. I've written on a lot of monologue

for third-rate award shows. Okay, well, before you leave, let me walk down and buy you a Diet Coke and see if we can get any more out of you. Anyway, it should be fun. Yeah. You know, and it might be a little awkward. There's a lot of people I've talked about that are coming.

I love your attitude. I love the who cares attitude. I feel that's the best way to go about anything these days because there's no- With the amount that I would have cared, like honestly, 10 years ago. I know. I would have just been like terrified, like, and just being like,

this could lead to, this could be like blah, blah, blah. Like someone, oh, they said, you know how they're like supposedly getting rid of like the view. I don't know if that's true, whatever. So someone's like, would you do it? You know, if they ever came to you. And I go, you know, I always said the only way I'd ever moved to New York is if there was a TV job in place

and my kids were already out of school and I was in my 50s. Then I think it would be fun to be rich and have a job in New York for a little bit and see how it goes. You just kind of walk to every day from your fancy apartment. Anyway, I've never been on The View.

And I just want to say that if someone's listening to this and they are thinking, maybe Heather would be fun, I would try it out. And if it's a disaster, who cares? That's the beauty. Who cares? I'm never gonna leave Juicy Scoop. I will never leave Juicy Scoop.

I will never stop doing stand-up. So like, great. Or I could really love it. It could be like a whole nother chapter for me. Strangely enough, and I've actually read this about the election two weeks ago, people, whether it be podcasting or whatever, people now want unscripted more.

They wanna see their political candidates even on like a Joe Rogan for three hours where they're just kind of riffing and blah blah blah. They don't want to sit down two minutes on 60 minutes or any of that anymore. And so there's never been more of a time to just say fuck it because it's kind of what people want now it seems. You know they want just like more real than scripted. I was always scared of New York, always wondering like, how would that life even be? But I was always like, well, if you have a really nice

apartment and a doorman and a way to get there, whatever, then yeah, then that would be real fun. Cause every time I ever did New York press and stuff, I would just pretend like, oh, I'm living here. And sometimes I'd be in a hotel, sometimes I'd be staying at Dr. Drew's place without them being there, like, oh, I'm living here. And sometimes I'd be in a hotel. Sometimes I'd be staying at Dr. Drew's place without them being there, whatever, or my other rich friend.

And so I'd always be like, oh, I just pretend. Carrie Bradshaw skipping across the street. So now I'm kind of like, I don't know. When there were little opportunities that were rumbling, never like I was offered it, I was always like, oh my God, what would I do if I got this? Like the boys are, you know, the kids are whatever,

school age and like, would I come home every other weekend? Like, what would we do? And would I put them on a subway to go to school? Like I, and then I never, I never got the gig. So it never mattered, but I would always think like, I think I have to turn it down. What are they saying? They're gonna get rid of the view and replace it with something to turn it down. But are they saying they're gonna get rid of you and replace it with something else?

No, like they're just, they're gonna get rid of some people to have like some different voices possibly. Right, right, right, yeah. And you know, and then. But never like Whoopi or, I don't know, I know Whoopi's still on it, but is the other one still on it? Sunny, Sunny, people don't like.

The one who's been on forever. Joy and Whoopi are both on it still. Behar still on it? Sunny, people don't like. The one who's been on forever. Joy and Whoopi are both on it still. Behar still on it? Joy Behar? Yeah, and I mean they are, if they're not 80 yet, they're both very close to it. Oh, Joy Behar's gotta be close. But they're both sharp and whatever.

So I don't know that they'd wanna get rid of them, but whatever, try out some new people. And so I'm officially throwing in my hat because I just want to see what will happen. Okay. So we'll see. We'll see. See you in New York.

JoJo Siwa. She was performing at Brown University, doing new songs, dancing around videos. She did like a little, a rap about, about and ended with like and making her drip. And then all these girls like, you know, because she's, you know, gay and get real sexy. She's a presenter tonight. Oh, she'll be a presenter this evening. Oh, hold on. Let me write my Jojo Siwa joke. Hold on. And real excited. You know, she's our neighbor. Where? Tarzana. Really? Yes. You know, it's funny neighbor. Where? Tarzana. Really?

Yes. You know, it's funny. There's a bowling alley by my house, Corbin Bowl. Of course, I love it. It's my go-to for the last 50 years. Yeah, we've been there for 50 years. And I live up in the hill behind Corbin Bowl. I want people to know it's the other side of Ventura Boulevard.

Corbin Bowl has been redone and it is lovely and fun. Have you taken your daughter bowling? It's the best time ever. Not bowling, we go to the game room. That's how, yeah. Get ready when she's old enough to bowl and you will be addicted. But anyway, there is a bowling pin in there

signed by Joe Drossiwa. Amazing. Yeah, so she does, she's Tarzana's own. First of all, I wanna go there and be like, why have you not asked me? There was a time when the boys were bowling so much that I did have ladies approach me and ask if I wanted to join their group.

Oh, like a league? Like, I was, like, pretty good. Oh, I would... If you get into a bowling league, then, finally, I'll have some respect. All this other reality show bullshit, who cares? I want to see you... But recently, I went bowling I wanna see you in a- But recently I went bowling

or someone had it in their house, some rich person, and I was awful. Like it was because I literally was going for like a solid five years, like regularly with the boys. I feel like you have long limbs. I feel like that helps. I mean, it is a satisfying game. Yeah, it's fun.

Anyway, she's gonna be there. So. It's fun. Anyway, she's going to be there. So she was doing it. And do you remember when you did college stuff? Do I ever? I mean, remember? Like performing at college just was always... Performing at the college. My takeaway, you've done them, right?

Yeah. My takeaway, I remember going like during Chelsea lately days, we'd go to college. And I just remember walking into one, I think it was St. Joseph's University, like around Philadelphia. And it was like St. Patrick's Day weekend. So like at the worst, like any cool kid was not gonna be at a comedy show, you know? So it was like four nerds in their Uggs

and their sweatpants. And I just remember like going, oh my God, I didn't realize how young they would be. Like it's like, in in some case they could be 17 Yeah, or 18, and I was like oh, I have nothing to say to you people Like there's nothing I'm going to say that any of you would get yeah I'm gonna get the girl picked me up from the airport in some shitty car You know she's all excited and I think she's like and then I got in the car

She I I think she's like oh, I I got in the car and she, I think she's like, oh, I didn't know you were gonna be like this old. So she had like nothing to say to me. She's like, oh my God. And she goes, oh, just so you know, you get all the free soda you want at the gig. I was like, oh, well, I'm glad I know that. I always just remember feeling like whoever hired me for it,

which was always the gay guy that got appointed. And that was, you know, watching the show, Chelsea Lately with his mom. And now he's like, I know just the person to hire, you know. So he's always real excited. But then nobody else was. Nobody. And then I always felt like at the end,

it was just sort of like disappointing. Like, okay, and we want to get one last picture. And they're like, yeah. And then... And they like at the end, it was just sort of like disappointing. Like, okay, and we'll want to get one last picture. And they're like, yeah. And they're like, okay, so your car is here. Like, they just want to go back to their dorms. They're like, that wasn't, that meeting your hero like wasn't what they thought. I know. I remember.

They couldn't have been less impressed. I've done like four of them. And it wasn't even like, usually here, oh, the money was great. It wasn't even that great, you know? And I was just like, oh, this is all so embarrassing. And it was in like a cafeteria. It wasn't like, some venue, you need to do like

the big venue or whatever, but these were like little cafeterias. This is who they should get. They should get people like her. I know, like singers, like nobody, even her, I think she's even, like college kids are like, who, JoJo Siwa?

I feel like she's- All the college kids know who JoJo Siwa is. You think so? Yeah, because she's exploded after the dance bombs, yeah. Right, okay. I'm Louie, AKA the baddest perra. And I'm Yoazi. And we're siblings.

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Now, did you hear about Mattel accidentally lists adult film website on the Wicked doll boxes because of Wicked films? Wicked, yeah. Wicked is a porn site. And they put wicked.com on the boxes. And wicked.com takes you to wicked porn site. And nobody, this is where I'm like. Here's what I heard. Okay.

I heard, this is where AI could be a problem. I heard they had the packaging done by AI, and you know, whatever, they say make a package, wicked.com, and if a real person did it, they were like, just so you know, wicked.com is a porn site. That's been around since like 96. That I watched, yeah, it's like the oldest one,

like everybody knows wicked.com everybody knows Wicked.com. But AI of course doesn't know that. So they're saying it's AI packaging. And there you go. First AI issue. So now I don't know how they're gonna, I mean they have to take it all off the shelves? Yeah, I just saw, you know, even on the new iPhone,

I saw a commercial saying that like this guy's like, looks at his phone and he's like, I'm trying to write his boss like, I think we need more time to work on this project or whatever and then he highlights it and then you do something like AI make it smarter. So it's like upon further review, just extra words. I know that's what they do.

It's upon further review, I feel given the opportunity, it might, you know, behoove us to spend more time on this, whatever it is. Do you ever watch like People's Court or any of those court shows? Yeah. And you always see like the dumbest guy

waiting there to, and that's what I feel AI does, cause then, you know, whoever Judge Judy will ask them about their case, and they'll throw in some big words just to sound smart. On the afternoon in question. Ha ha ha. I didn't paint her garage for a week. And then I'm like, oh, it's...

So AI just like flowers it up with other words. Whatever. You would talk about Judge Judy. You'd always go, and every case ends with... You're gonna paint that man's garage. Or I would, or also... Do you think I'm stupid? And also give him back the dog. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Give him back your dog! You're gonna paint that man's garage. Or also... Do you think I'm stupid?

And also give him back the dog. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Give him back your dog! You're gonna give that man back his dog! Anyway... People used to tremble in fear on Judge Judy as if she was like handing out death sentences, but in the end it was always like, you just won $500 and get your dog back. Also, whenever they do like dolls to like really match the star's faces, I just want to say if I ever get to that place of someone doing a hat or a picture doll.

When they do the View Doll collection. Just do my hair and do my outfit, but give me an original cute Barbie face. I don't want my face molded. You don't want it to look too good. No, I don't want it to look like me. I want the Barbie to just be like a super cute brunette that's like Heather McDonald Barbie, but don't try to match my weird fucking nose

and my overbite. I don't want that. I want just like a cute face. Do the wicked dolls look a little too close to like Ariana Grande? Yeah, like I'd like, yeah, not that cute. Like a little of it. Yeah. Ariana Grande has kind of got a doll's face in real life. Yeah, but it's a little like pointy. You know what I mean? It does look like her, but I'm saying like, I don't know. fine for them. I'm just saying for me, Mattel, when you do my view doll,

I just want it to just be like a cute, like just a cute brunette doll that's already in your stable. Just dress them up as me. Yeah. This mother is fighting child endangerment charges after her son walked alone less than a mile from home. To go to the store or something. So he was 10 and I assume somebody saw the 10-year-old walking and called the police

and then the police went. To her house. Yeah and again this cop is just probably like, well if I don't do this then I'm going to be in trouble, better safe than sorry. So then he went and she's like, what do you mean? Like you can't walk down to the store. So then it started a lot of conversation of how overprotective people might be with their kid.

And I mean, I feel like, listen, it is a risk no matter where you are. And kids that were riding on bikes by themselves and walking home from school in the 70s and 80s, the 90s, 2000s today, they do get snatched. If they're of a certain size, they have an option of getting snatched. So it's like, if you want to risk that,

then you're risking it and that is fine. Like you have, but I don't think that should not, a parent should have that choice to say, yes, anything can happen. A truck could hit my kid, you know, walking. So I, but I feel like if my kid's walking to the store, he's safe in this neighborhood and we're going to take that risk because anyone can be kidnapped anywhere. An adult woman could be kidnapped. So, but certainly like, let me think. For my kids, they did ride their bike to school once they were, in my opinion, too large to be kidnapped.

Too, oh yeah. Yeah, 14 is one. Okay, so like a certain height or weight? Well, the school was always close enough for us to take them to. Oh, you know what? At our school, they originally, Peter did set them out on their bikes. And then they called and said, we do not allow kids to ride their bikes here. I guess they didn't feel like it was safe, liability. I don't know if

they're getting too close to cars, whatever. I feel like traffic. I'm more concerned with traffic. I think it was the traffic. So then when Drake became 14, then Peter again, you know, was like, you are going to ride your bike. So he was riding his bike to Calabasas, which was like big hills and stuff. And this was before electric bikes. And he, you know, came home so tired, took a nap, woke up and realized, oh my God, I'm gonna be late for school,

and rode his bike to school, didn't realize until he got there that it was eight at night, not eight in the morning. He'd taken a nap. And he did it twice. Oh no. He did it on another day. Which child was that?

Drake. Oh. He woke up like at like 730 at night. Yeah. But he thought it was the morning. Oh no. And hopped, and was in a panic that Peter would like yell at him, but he thought it was the morning and hopped and was in a panic that Peter would yell at him and then got there.

It's almost a good thing nobody kidnapped him. We also say he's such a complainer. No matter where I take him for food, like the food, everything, he'd be like, even if he was tied up in a basement, he'd be like, I don't know why you use these wires when you could use these. Like, he's a know-it-all.

Like, just, and then... In two days, the kidnap would throw him back on the front lawn like, this guy's a pain in the ass. Yeah. And then Brandon loved riding his bike to Crespi, and it got stolen. The bike? Yes.

Oh, no. It was a very expensive bike, an bike? Yes. Oh no. It was a very expensive bike, an electric Siron. Oh. And he tied it up. He didn't ask to say, hey, I'm late. Can you put it in this like private gate? So he just like put it up against something. Someone saw it, got it.

And then he calls me to tell me that it's been stolen. And I'm like, oh shit, you know? And well, Peter had a tracker on it. So he's like, I know where it is. And it's in some, in my opinion, not a good neighborhood of LA, at some apartment complex. And he's like, come on, Brandon, let's go get it. Oh no.

I lost my mind. I was screaming, I was crying. I was like, come on, Brandon, let's go get it. Oh no. I lost my mind. Yeah. I was screaming, I was crying. I was like, what are you doing? You're gonna approach this like gang member to get this bike back? And then I go, no, you go by yourself. Like, I don't, you know, you go by yourself. You're not taking my child.

And he's like, well, I need him to help me pick up the bike once we find it. And I had to call my brother-in-law. Did they get? I had no say find it. And I had to call my brother-in-law. Did they get? I had no say in it. Peter's like, Liam Neeson, do you have my son's bike? I have a particular set of skills. I will come. He does have the skills. He had the tracker. He knew where it was.

And I'm like. I will come to your apartment complex and you'll see that. No. So he goes, I am like, I am full down Rosary, our father, just get my kid home safe, because I'm imagining Peter being pissed, some, you know, seeing the bike and this guy like shooting them or something. Yeah. They get to the apartment complex and they're like, we know it's here. Can we, can we look at, can you, you have a surveillance camera. Can you look and see? Well, that person knows that they're in a gang infested apartment.

They're not gonna, for their little money, they're not gonna turn on 4B, you know? And they're like, no, I can't show you that. And so then they left. That was it. So they never got. We never got our bike back, it wasn't insured. And now?

Well, I mean, we kept Brandon. And now in the Valley there's a low rider electric bike. Hey, hey, hey! It was free! That's fun. But I were, I'm not just feeling like, it doesn't matter. I'm like, it doesn't matter. Like, this is why we work hard so that when something tragic like this happens.

You don't have to sway. Yeah. I'm like, if this happened to somebody who their bike was their only means of transportation, I get why you would have to try and risk your life to get it back. But we don't. Like, what are you doing? Yeah. Well, it was a nice try.

Good effort. I want to talk to you about this story? Yeah, that was a nice try. Good effort. I want to talk to you about this story. Now, this is a little Real Housewives news, and it's just a little interesting. So this girl, Emily, on Real Housewives of OC, a new cast member comes on, Katie, and Katie has an 18-year-old daughter. And Emily has twin boys who are nine,

and she goes, oh, could your daughter babysit my kids? Sure. So they see that she's cute could your daughter babysit my kids? Sure. Okay. So they see that she's cute, the daughter comes, she babysits them. And then off camera, the daughter tells the mom, mom, by the way, when I was babysitting Emily's boys, they said, Heather is mean, Heather Dubrow is mean,

who's one of the other cast members. Sure, I know her. So Katie, the mom, says it on camera to Tamara as, like, that's kind of funny that the little kids must have heard some shit talking and repeated it. Well, Heather Dubrow doesn't like that. And then Emily doesn't like it, because she's like, you've thrown my two nine-year-old boys under the bus.

And I never talked about Heather like that, you know? And she's like, maybe your daughter's lying. And she's like, well, my daughter's not lying, but you know, yeah, you're right. I probably shouldn't have talked about it to anybody. So then another person online comes together. I also babysat for Emily once. And those kids did talk about the housewives. Oh, whoa. And I'm like, now an ex babysitter nanny is like, let me do a TikTok about this shit and get involved. Like, this is why, I'm sorry,

why robots are going to take over. Nannying? Everything, because I think people just hear stuff like this, especially in LA. And they're like, I'd love to have, you know, an assistant or a housekeeper or a nanny, but like, my God, any person that no longer works for me is just going to like talk shit if I'm a public figure. And I know that you've had-

We had a nanny, yeah. We loved her. You love her now. Wait till she talks about Chris Frangiola on TikTok. I often think about it. She got nothing on me. I was, you know, I'm of the people. I'm a regular guy.

Like, we were the, like she always says, you guys were the great. I mean, she told us stories. She talked about other people. Oh my god. She would tell us. But she never, like she was a high-end nanny. She had some big-time people that she was nanny for, but she never like said, like she was high end, she had some big time people

that she was nanny for, and she never about them, but like she was like, this person you wouldn't know, but they would do this and that. So she was basically doing blind items. Yes, exactly, to us, yeah, yeah, yeah, more or less like blind items. Yeah. And it was like, first of all, like I can't believe

anybody would even like talk to anybody like that, let alone somebody in your home watching your child. It's just shocking, the things that people say to, I guess they figure, you're working for me, so I can say anything to you, or it's wild. Right, yeah, it's interesting. So you gotta watch who you ask to babysit. Now, I thought this was kind of an interesting thing from InTouch.

Who knows if it's the validity of it. But one thing about Kris Jenner is she's very nice to all the ex-fathers and baby daddies. She would include Lamar and things when they were still, whatever. And of course, Scott is the father of Courtney's three kids. Now she's married to Travis Barker and they have a one-year-old. And according to InTouch, Courtney is threatening to skip any family holiday parties if Scott's invited, but Scott is pushing back hard. And I just want to say, like, take The Famous and the TV show out of it. Anybody that was with a guy for three and had three kids with them and they never got

married and we have seen his behavior. He did struggle with, you know, some type of, you know, hard partying and rumors of him not being, you know, faithful, whatever. They still had a nice thing. He's still a very dedicated father. We give him that. But yeah, like I would be, if I was Courtney, I'd be like, come on, like I'm married and I have my husband here.

Like, and I have my stepkids. Like, why does he also have to be here? Why can't, just like a normal family, him pick up the kids at noon on Christmas, let me have my Kardashian Christmas Eve with our family without my ex lurking. But doesn't she, isn't that a big party? So they-

It is a big party. Now, listen, like I said, I don't know if it's true and she might be like, who cares? And if the kids want them there, they want them there. But I just was saying, if this is true, I'm totally on Courtney's side. And I think at a certain point, it's very nice if you are,

it's hard as an in-law if you adored your child's ex, boyfriend, especially if there's kids. And so you want to be that nice, Kris Jenner. All are welcome and come along. But also at a certain point, your daughter takes precedent. And you do not want your ex. No, I'm with with you I'm kind of with you on that one yeah like enough already like Scott it's fine but now the exes of everybody coming like I mean I think they all have an ex right I don't think Kanye will be coming this

year yeah exactly I think in the past he has half the NBA, honestly. L'Mar got a sex doll, a Chloe sex doll. I saw that. They say the doll looks like Chloe. Yeah, I saw that. But he's sober and doing stuff. He's on TV shows. He's actually helping out other people to become sober. Right.

Yeah, he has sober living houses and stuff. But I'm sure she's like... but there was a time where like, even when they were broken up, I remember there was a birthday party of Chris's I came to a long time ago and they were broken up. And he came and he brought her a gift and they had like a nice moment. And I think she is always like, well, whatever.

But that's been annoying to the girls too. At a certain point, they're like, mom, we're done with these people. And she just keeps... So I just thought... I don't know if you've watched any of the movies, Christmas movies this year on whether it be Hallmark or Netflix or... They all have them now. They're all doing original Christmas movies, lots of them.

And that, what you just mentioned, was basically the plot line of the latest Lindsay Lohan Christmas movie. Have you seen the trailer for it? No. On Netflix, I believe. And Lindsay Lohan shows up with the new boyfriend, husband or whatever. She cuts the house, the wife or whatever she's going, is married to her ex-husband.

And they don't know it. And knock, knock, knock, Merry Christmas. What? And of course, into the coat room, like, she's going, is married to her ex-husband. Then they don't know it. And knock, knock, knock, Merry Christmas. What? And then of course into the coat room, like what are you doing here? What are you doing here? I didn't know you were married to her.

I didn't know you were married to him. Oh, they're exes. Yeah, and now they're stuck in the house for a week together. I guess we all know how it ends, right? They end up back together. Yeah, I didn't know you liked orange juice. Well, you never asked.

Yeah. Well, I always talk about the Dry Bar movies. Yeah. And on Friday is when I went and got my hair done for the Vanderpump thing. And they had the Dry Bar movie. And it's all with these subtitles, because people are blowing their hair, right?

And it was a Hallmark movie. And I mean, I was watching it. And I'm like, the romantic lead, in my opinion, is so 100% gay, but he's liking a girl. Okay. And even everything about it, like, I mean, it was just like, Shannon was there, my sister, and I'm like, I mean, come on, like, the casting, like, it's fine if he comes out,

like, there are gay Hallmark movies as they should be, where, like, two guys fall in love. But come on, like, just enough. This is just so unbelievable. I think there's one out now that is, you know, it's supposed to be Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce. It's a football star, marries, you know, dates a pop star. And then he ends up with the quarterback.

He turns out to be gay. I hope. God, I hope. That I would watch. That I would watch. That I would watch. That I would watch, yeah. Yeah. I need to see that. This was interesting.

This is this guy, Mike Shulahed. Anyway, he was on Shaw's The Sunset for many years. And then the show has stopped and he, it was very bad because video did come out of him being abusive to his ex. And whatever punishment was given, I think he's fulfilled it and whatever. And anyway, so he shows up in my feed and he, this video, I was like, I just have to share it with, he's walking, he's got his little like mic, you know, so he's doing, he's spending some effort in doing these TikToks, because otherwise

you wouldn't have the mic, you would just do it on your phone. And he's like, I just left the gym, and I just have to tell you the greatest thing that happened. I walked into the sauna, and it was packed with guys. And this one guy there who had the biggest, and I immediately am like, is he gonna say had the biggest dick?

Cause I'm just imagining him walking in and like, this is an LA gym, like, no, really you have to go into the public sauna? Like, are guys still like doing that? It just seemed weird. So anyway, and he's had one of the biggest clothing lines and he goes, and then that guy came up to me and said, I love your content,

keep doing what you're doing, you're such an inspiration, you make me wanna work out more. So then I got, okay, so he's a life coach. That's what he's doing now? He's a life coach doing social influencing life coaching. Wait, the guy who beat his wife on camera is life coaching? Yes, on Shos, yes.

What is, I mean, some people just can't go away, just go get a job anywhere. Who's taking his life coaching classes? And he goes, you know, for years I was on TV and people would come up to me all the time, but this meant the most, this guy in the sauna. And I'm just imagining just like, this guy just like sweating and him going in

and like a towel around the waist and just like, hey man, you know, like, I don't know. I just thought it was. Oh my God, this is. I mean, you can't blame someone, but it just was, it's funny and I will talk about something that makes me laugh. Now, this was not funny, I feel badly. Two trucks carrying one million worth of tequila

from Guy Fieri and Sammy Hagar's label vanished in apparent heist. We worked so hard. So, over 24,000 bottles of Santo Tequila, it's co-owned by them, went missing, the whole truck went missing in Texas, and I guess it took 39 months, this was like the whole lot of it,

I don't even know if they have any of it now. It took 39 months to make this tequila, they were so excited to launch it and everything else, and it has vanished. Really? Like where could it possibly be? I know, and then what do you do? Just relabel it? Like take all the balls and just put a new label

and like sell it somewhere else? I don't know. You know, maybe somebody's, yeah, or selling it on the black market. I always feel that way when people steal like priceless art. And also, is there any tequila that's not celebrity owned? I feel like that's a big, that's the, and not only tequila, like vodka, everything. It's kind of the way to go.

Maybe you make money at it, I don't know. I feel like at this point, we've all chosen our vodkas and tequilas, you know? Nobody goes in, you know, like, do you have the Heidi Klum vodka? Like, it's like, no, we have- Lisa Barlow, who is a Real House of Salt Lake, she has won.

Yeah, nobody goes into the bar going, do you have the Lisa Barlow, who is a Real House of Salt Lake, she has won. Yeah, nobody goes into the bar going, do you have the Lisa Barlow? Yeah, the Lisa Barlow Vita Tequila. And then, like, Kathy Hilton was like a part owner of one. Yeah, I mean, obviously the Casa Migos is huge. Yeah. I also feel like, first of all, that they were two guys and they were hot and cute,

Clooney and Cindy Crawford's husband, on a motorcycle together. I guess they each ride a motorcycle, but you know how they say there's things or the glitches in The Matrix where they say, you think that the little guy in Monopoly actually has a monocle but he doesn't? Have you ever looked at those kind of videos where you like remember something different? Yeah. I literally in my head just saw George Clooney and Cindy Crawford's husband on the back of one motorcycle.

No, they're on separate motorcycles. I see it's on the side of a truck that I always see. But that's where I think, no, there isn't a glitch in the matrix. I just, if this is like 25 years from now, someone will be like, were these two guys? And they'll do like a photo and you'll be like, that's how I remember it.

They're both on the motorcycle going with their hair in the wind and the sunglasses. But no, they had two separate motorcycles. Yeah. Yeah, I don't, I don't, yeah. It's all these collabs or whatever. Sammy Hagar and Guy Fieri, I feel like that's a good collab. I feel like they're like a similar type of guy.

Because Sammy Hagar always had that, he had the place in Cabo Wabo. He's actually the original guy who, the first one to do celebrity-owned tequilas. Like he was the first guy to do Cabo Wabo. And I think he sold off like $80 million or something years ago. Pretty much put Cabo San Lucas on the map.

I had the best time ever. My senior year of SC we went to Cabo. And whatever spring break we had was like not the same as the UC. So there weren't really that many college kids. So anyway, I went around the beach one day and I just told everybody I was hosting a party because no one was going to Cabo Wabo.

And I'm like, I'm hosting a party at Cabo Wabo. You have to be on the list. But you guys go, whatever. And then everyone just went there. They all thought I hosted it, but I didn't. Oh, nice. I just let everyone in. Yeah, that's a good spot. Cabo just went there. They all thought I hosted it, but I didn't. I just let everyone in because we were like. That's a good spot, Carvalho, still there.

Still there and it was so fun. Do you remember on the final, Chelsea, lately, he was there, Sammy Hago was there with his daughters and he, whatever, voluntarily gave the entire show. Like he set up, remember he set up the bars with all his rum and his tequila and stuff? Yeah. Yeah, it was nice of him to do.

He's a cute guy. Nice guy, Sammy Hagar. So Josh Groban is going to do a special for the holidays. Go Home for the Holidays, in CBS Holiday Special with Jennifer Hudson and other stars, and they are going to feature a live adoption with a family welcoming a child from foster care. Oh, on TV? Yes. Now, I love seeing these videos that where they go to their

child that's been with them and they're like, do you know what today is? Or they show them at the courthouse or like the kids class all come, things like that. Like I think it's just like, I will sit and cry and I love it. Me too. And so clearly some production company was like, we need to get these TikTok views and do this. Obviously whoever they do is hopefully gonna say,

yes, I agree to it. But also, you know, legally like a child can't really agree to being, choosing to be a public figure, you know what I mean? So it's just like. I feel like that's, yeah, that's an interesting one to put on television. Why would you put that on TV? And also, what if you are the mom that lost the rights

because you're, you know, because you did fuck up the third time and you have a drug addiction or you're in prison, and then the prison is like, let's watch the holiday Josh Groban show. And then you're like, like, I don't know. It's just kind of like,

right. Maybe they'll do it in a different way. Or maybe now that people are talking, they'll just get rid of it and just highlight how great it is to be a foster parent. You know, cause it's like, you know, I guess, yeah, there are no orphanages anymore. They've all turned out to be horrible stories.

They always, isn't that like every- I guess that's why foster care started, cause they realized if you don't have parents, we shouldn't just put them in like barracks and have like a mean like lesbian nun hit them. It's like, isn't that the plot of Annie? Aren't we just, you know, it's not. Oh, you're right.

Oh, I played Annie. It's a hard knock life for us. It's a hard knock life for us. Static kisses, we get kicks. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, that. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, that's a whole song. Now I'm not thinking about it. I'm like, cotton blankets, right?

Yeah. Just that, oh. Yeah. Yeah. And then the other song that I, the other solo that Annie had was that one that was like, she's imagining what her parents are like.

Yeah. He's, no. She's sitting sipping her coffee. He's sitting reading a bill. Betcha they're smart. Betcha they're something. Bet they collect things like ashtrays. Is that what she said?

Yeah, ashtrays and art. Oh. Bet they're good. Why shouldn't they be? Their one mistake was giving up me. Well, they won't play Annie now, because now it's going to make the parents feel real bad. You were at Annie in what, like, high school?

Thank you that you asked. It was a summer production of Broadway's best. Several of us were annies, and I got like, only the best annies out of the two-week show got two nights. Oh, you did two nights? And I did the three things, the hard knock, we had a bucket, and then that one, the solo,

that was my favorite one. So you didn't do the whole show, you did several numbers. No, and then just tomorrow. Okay, the sun will come out. Yeah, tomorrow, yeah. Yeah, did you have a real dog on stage? Because I remember that was always the big, the fun thing, they would have a real dog on stage playing.

Definitely not. Sandy, was it Sandy? Sandy, definitely not. And then also, she got adopted by a rich, older single man. Daddy Warbuckers. Yeah. He didn't have a wife.

No. He didn't have older kids. Right. Yeah. And everyone thought that was fine. Right. I think that would be weird today. Yeah. And everyone thought that was fine. Right. I think that would be weird today.

Yeah. I mean, I think sometimes they still allow it, but I don't know about that. Right. I mean, it depends, you know. I actually had a comedian who opened for me last week. Was it orphan? No, he had foster children, and he was telling me the story about it. Is he a single guy?

No, he has a wife, but they have three foster kids, and he was telling me the story about it. Is he a single guy? No, he has a wife, but they have three foster kids, and he was telling me the situation. He has to go ask permission of the parents for almost everything. It's such a nice, they're both in jail, and he has to go to the jail to ask the dad, can I take them on a field trip to the school? I guess state by state it varies

about how much you have to have the family involved. Well, you know what they just find out that like, you know, the kids, no matter, they really wanna be with the parents and if they can rehabilitate the parents that they feel like that is the right thing. And, but it's, I would think it would be very hard to be a foster parent.

The funny thing was, he told me that both of these kids, they were brothers and one girl sister, and they were given up for adoption at like eight. You know, they weren't, you know, they weren't newborns. And I was like, oh, I didn't even, so then I went home to my daughter and I was like, you better be careful. Like, this is not permanent.

Like, so I'll, I give you up tomorrow. Watch it. Now everybody that came from a larger family in my day, there was always older siblings telling a younger one who wouldn't know the truth, you were adopted. And my brothers did that to Shannon, because she was blonde, blue-eyed.

Oh, okay. And, you know, it's just such a cruel thing, because they believe it. They believe that in Santa, they also believe, like, how, you know, it's just such a cruel thing, because they believe it. They believe that in Santa, they also believe, like, how do I know that I wasn't adopted? You know? And again, it wasn't like, you know, but then my mom would always say, oh, well, adopted children are the luckiest because everybody wants them. You know, like that would be the way to say it.

Good angle. Yes. But then, you know, but she didn't know that they were telling Shannon Well, we have adopted children in French all the family were decent people Yes turns out my adopted nephew. He looks exactly like my my brother So it's crazy like my friend out there like morphed into like looking like each other. My friend adopted a daughter and she's fabulous She's like a junior something in college and brunette Totally looks like my friend. I think they eventually just you know people say they look you know, just eventually start looking like each other

I think it just sometimes can happen. Yeah, it's just like a flu Okay, Beyonce we talked about that. She's playing The last story Britney Spears has paid her last check to K-Fed. The boy is over 18, the youngest one is 18. He came to visit her. But you still gotta give something, right? I mean, I think whatever she does will be through him.

So if she wants to say, why don't you live here, or here's an allowance or whatever. But I don't know, there's something about this that makes me hope and pray that there could be something great coming from this. Like what? Like, I don't know if she's... If she... Something great coming from Britney? Something great from him being 18 and they rebuilding a relationship.

Maybe it's because he does need some assistance, which most 18 year olds do. Something great from him being 18 and they rebuilding a relationship. Maybe it's because he does need some assistance, which most 18-year-olds do. Maybe they could like, I don't know, like have- Don't they live in Hawaii or something? They were, but I'm just saying, who knows? But I'm just saying, I have such a nice relationship with my boys. I would just like that for her. And I feel like she really didn't have one like the last 10 years.

And so I don't know. But of course, people wonder now what's Cavehead can live off of. Oh, he's not going to get anything anymore? Yeah, why would he? He's got to get something. No, they were like they were married for like two years. No, he was only getting child support. No alimony.

Yeah. So what's he going to do? Life coach,imony. Yeah, so what's he gonna do? Life coach, life coach. Yeah, absolutely. Why wouldn't he be? Life coach and also podcast. Podcast. And it'll be about parenting.

Because he did, he had two kids with Shar Jackson, two kids with Brittany, and then he has a wife that I think he's still with, that was like played volleyball or something, and they have a couple kids. Really? And she's like a volleyball coach, that's why they moved to Hawaii.

He was a backup dancer, right? That's where it all began? Yeah, he's a backup dancer and he, you know. Had a song, Popo Zao, remember that song? Popo Zao, wasn't that his big hit? Yes. Last story, James Dean. Yes.

Now, I was saying, there's a book coming out saying, you know, he had a gay lover and the gay lover said, like, you know, he paid him $800 to keep his mouth shut. And James Dean was this gorgeous star that had three of his movies were like, they're like in the, they learned them. He only made three movies. He only made three movies. And he was nominated for two Oscars post-death for the last two. Rebel Without a Cause, which was like, you know,

why are these kids in the 50s, like fighting against their parents? Rebel Without a Cause is giant and East of Eden, I believe, were three movies. Yes, you are good. Anyway, I was just gonna say, first of all, who cares if he was gay? No one cares.

I mean, it's always been the rumor. And who's gonna read this story? Like, I don't care enough. And then so an 80-year-old is gonna go read this book. Like, I'm just kinda like, does anyone? We obviously, we know there was a lot of gay people that had to be secretive. Back in those days.

In Hollywood. Like, yeah. But he had a couple girlfriends, and I looked up the Wikipedia, and he had like, he went to UCLA, gay people that had to be secretive. Back in those days. In Hollywood. Right. Yeah. But he had a couple girlfriends, and I looked up the Wikipedia, and he went to UCLA, and he had a couple girlfriends, and he got very jealous of one girlfriend when a guy asked her to dance.

But then that was when the studios, probably because they had so many closeted gay actors, that's when they would put them out with people on... Yeah. Now people just do it themselves. They just call the paparazzi and they are like, let's just go meet at Craig's and act like we're dating and hopefully the housewives will ask us back on or whatever.

But like back then it was like a whole machine, you know, to be like, oh, now we know who this girl is because she's dating James Dean. Really, he was gay the whole time or whatever. Yeah, well, I mean, yeah, who's gonna read that book? And who's writing it? Like, how old's that person? Who's still researching old James Dean.

Yeah, I know, like, yeah, exactly, like, good luck with this. But anyway, Chris, tell us, where are your next gigs? Are you done? Are you done for the year yet? Almost, almost. Getting there. Hartford, Connecticut, this Thursday night. Hartford, Funny Bone, Thursday night. The Music Hall in Portsmouth, New Hampshire,

already sold out. Don't even bother. Oh, great. And then Rochester, New York, Saturday night, November 23, comedy at the Carlson in Rochester. First show sold out, second show. You know second show. Come on, people.

9 o'clock. I want to say, first show sold out, second show, you know second show, come on people, nine o'clock. I wanna say, second show, so when I was at Irvine, my first shows were sold out as well, and the second show Saturday wasn't as full. But I have to say, it was my favorite set of the night. They always are. It was so fun because I was like warmed up and the audience was great.

No one was wasted. No one was, they got to go and eat dinner before. It was great. And it was honestly so, so fun. I wasn't tired. I didn't mind at all. And I'm so glad because we filmed that set too. Cause I was like, oh my God,

I really think like my jokes were like the best and the most fun then. So go to the second show. Yeah, go to the second show. Yeah, go to the second show. And then of course, to finish off, Steel Stacks in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, December 5th. Bananas in New Jersey, December 6th.

This one, my hometown of Long Island, the Brokerage Comedy Club in Belmore, Long Island on Saturday, December 7th. The strange thing is, well, you don't, I mean, this is your hometown. I always hear comedians, they're like, oh, I play, go back to my hometown, sell out 10 shows, you don't, I mean, this is your hometown. I always hear comedians, they're like, oh, I play, go back to my hometown, sell out 10 shows, you know?

I never, they never come out for me on my, on Long Island. Honestly, I am from where I live. Yeah. And I pretty much think they, the hometown hates me. Yeah, no, I, like you and I did, what was it, Canyon Club once, years ago? They're so over me.

Yeah. Like, my own personal friends are completely over me. But doesn't that... Isn't that the way... Isn't that just age, though? And then when I... You get over everybody. And when I would think, like, oh, my God, I... The school's gonna be so excited to come see me

at the Thousand Oaks Civic Arts Center because, you know, I'm gonna talk about things that they can relate and all that. And I think it's, for me, it's an LA thing. I just think LA people are just kind of like, we have so many options and we're so fickle and stuff. So LA is hard.

But I would think it would be different, not in LA, but I guess it's not. That's what I'm saying. I'm just playing a comedy club, too. It's not like I'm playing Radio City Music Hall. Brokerage Comedy Club, December 7th, come on. One night, one show only, Saturday night. Come down, and then Funny Bone in Albany,

the 8th of December. And then New Year's Eve, I'm at Tacoma Comedy Club. New Year's Eve, Tacoma, Washington. New Year's Eve. I love it. That's it. Thank you, Chris. Hawaii for Christmas with my family. Good for you. What about you? Christmas. Christmas is going to be between like La Quinta and Mammoth and stuff. Just places we can

drive. Have you decorated the house yet? People are doing it. People want right from... Now it's perfectly acceptable. Right from Halloween to Christmas. I have minimal decorations at Lakita, but I am going to put them up. I have two fake trees and balls and stuff. Yeah. I'm debating, do I bring, because I'm doing this, you know, I'm going to be there.

Do I bring some of my other decorations down, or do I just keep it simple and clean? I know Peter doesn't want me to. I know he wants to not have it all decorated. The only reason why I say simple is because you gotta take it all down. That's such a pain in the ass. I know.

I think I'm gonna keep it the way it is. And then, yeah, so I will have that up for Thanksgiving. Right, okay. Which I normally would, when people were normal, before Christmas was like a three month event. Yeah. Yeah, you would wait the day out,

and even the day after Thanksgiving was a little soon. Right. My whole neighborhood is already up for Christmas, all done. Everyone's got their lights up. Yeah. It's ready to go. Amazing. Chris, it's frangiola.fun.

Frangiola.fun has all the dates, and then cover to cover is my podcast. So many, thank you once again. I do these shows live. I'm out there a lot, you know. I'm out boots on the ground. And that's why I feel like I see more of this country.

You too. We see more of this country than most. So nothing surprises us. The last couple of weeks did not surprise me at all. And everybody's, yeah, everybody gets a laugh and can enjoy comedy and have a little escapism and have some fun. I know, it's fun out there.

I feel like life's getting fun again. I feel like people are coming out, starting to. There was a time when things were gonna be rough. Late night was gone, but I think it's happening again. Good looking people are back. Here's what we got. Here's what's coming back. Late night, like I think it's happening again. Good looking people are back. Here's what we got. Here's what's coming back. Late night, like I saw a thing the other day,

like best clubs in LA. You mean late night going out at night. Like going out, like you know. Okay, not late night TV, yeah. No, the late night, like going out. Yeah. Like people were like, 10 o'clock bars were closed like in the last five years.

But now I feel like it's, there's a little more. People are ready to live again. Yeah, people are ready to live again. Because they're like, we only have have how much time do we have left? That's exactly I guess aliens are a real thing. They're coming. They're just it's been proven. They're coming.

We've been here. They're hanging out. We don't know. They're like among us. Yeah, among us. Whatever. So you might as well just have fun because who knows how long it took me to get to Starbucks this morning.

I think no shit. There's aliens among us. One of me to get to Starbucks this morning. I think no shit, there's aliens among us. One of them was my barista this morning. No idea what I was talking about. Beep-bop-boop-bop. Chris, it's Chris. All right. Love you, Chris.

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