Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Chris Franjola on Karen Read, Tyler Perry Lawsuit, And Just Like That

Episode Date: June 19, 2025

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Heather McDonald. Juicy Scoop. Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. Karen Reed has been acquitted of the murder of her boyfriend. She was convicted of driving under the influence. Amazing. We got this news after we recorded the show,

but get ready for a great episode. And we do talk about Karen Reed and her future. So get ready for a juicy one. Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. I know I've talked a lot about my 10 year anniversary that's coming up next week. And my very first guest was who is joining me today. Yes, pull over, you probably need to change your underwear.

It's Chris Frangiola, my dear friend, hilarious comedian, always delight, everybody's good guy. Okay, sure, yeah, take all that. I think you're like a good guy. Dad, husband. Right, Dad. Six year old, almost six, July 16th would be six. Podcaster, fashionista. A lot of people, you know, my wife's cousin recently, we were at Father's Day at my wife's house,

my wife's cousin texted her later in the day, she said, does Chris have a stylist? Cause he always looks so nice. So, you know. That was your gift. That was your father's day gift. That's all I needed. That's all I ever wanted. That's all I ever wanted.

You should see this guy who wrote that. I mean, but anyway, I'll take it, you know. Oh my gosh, Chris. Well, we were. Can I just tell you a quick story? I didn't realize I was, I was the first guest, right? Way back in those old days.

You were my very first guest. Yes. Yes. And now, just an interesting story of being the first guest. You were in a building, somewhere like. Podcast one. Beverly Hills or whatever.

Okay. I had just began at the time dating my wife. Just began, kind of, yeah. And I was walking into your show and I happened to see Netflix, one of the doors had the Netflix logo on it. And I- It's just a little small company at the time.

It was, it was like a little closet in the same building you were in. So I texted my wife and said, I think I'm in your building, should you are? Anyway, like she said- Did she think that was creepy? She said, come on. What if that had turned her off?

Well, it didn't. Where would you be today? It didn't, we're still going, probably doing great. Anyway, we're still going. And yeah, so I said, well, I'll say hi on the way't. It didn't. We're still going. Probably doing great. Anyway, we're still going. Yeah, so I said, well, I'll say hi on the way out, and I said hi on the way out. And now look. Now look, Netflix is Netflix, and you're you.

And you got a wife to change your life. Yeah, thank God. Yeah, we were just saying that you said somebody sent you the 25 year... No, a bunch of They sent me a bunch of people magazines 25 people magazines from 1977 77 to 78 I was gonna bring them cuz it's shock for first of all the ads alone are wild Okay, the next time you do the show in a couple weeks. Yeah, I said you're gonna come to my new house Okay, go to a cute lunch after.

Bring that, because that would be a really fun summer thing to look at. I too have a bunch, I saved some of the magazines but I was trying to condense. From when I did Fashion Please and stuff in the back of the magazine, I'd save the magazines. And in my move, I finally was like, I can't keep all of these.

But I mean, the amount of times that like J.Lo and Jennifer Aniston, those people, that was like, you know, 15 years ago. So I can't wait to see. But with People Magazine, I remember my, we got a subscription to People Magazine and I just, every Saturday it would come. And I just loved it, loved it.

And then for one, all of a sudden my dad's like, I can send that to you when you're in college at SC. So it would come every Saturday. And then my first job out of college, I would take that magazine and like read it at the Robinson's May at the horrible mall in North, in North Hollywood. Robinson's May was like a department store.

And I remember I said, I just wish there was a job that would require me to just read this magazine. You did. That's all you want. And I did it. I know. Isn't that wild? What did Oprah call that?

Manifestation, secreting, all of it. Yeah. There's a lot of times that I would do that, but I didn't know that that's what it was called. But now I look back and I'm like, oh my God. Listen, we've all talked about Ozempic, Wigoby, GLP-1s, and then you're like, I wonder if I can get it. Does my insurance cover it? That is what is so great about Rho. Rho's insurance checker lets you know if you're

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but I bet there'll be technology where I can do it from my home by the time I'm an adult. I literally would say that in my head. And then I'd say one day I'm gonna write a book, but it'll be technology where I can do it from my home by the time I'm an adult. I literally would say that in my head. And then I'd say, one day I'm gonna write a book, but it'll be like I'm married and I have like an office at my house and my child will come interrupt me. And then when I'd write the book on the weekends,

like Brandon would come in, I had like this peach iced tea, he'd come in and he'd like drink the iced tea and be like, when we're gonna go in the pool, maybe like in like a one hour, four o'clock on a Saturday, I was like, okay, shut it down, now we go in the pool. Like, so, I don't know, keep, do it, you know? You may not know that you're doing it.

Just do it. Well anyway, I wanted to bring the People magazines because I figured we should just do like a full on Juicy Scoop from 1977 and just go right through the topic, through the whole magazine. Because we're talking about this, I'm gonna jump to a crazy thing talking about this. I'm going to jump to a crazy thing in in today's show. Oh, okay. That is this 1970s tab commercial popped up.

This guy is named Greg and foster from I think Instagram or tick tock. And he's like, this is crazy. And it's a commercial from the 1970s for Tab, which was the diet soda before Diet Coke got into like Diet Coke. I remember Tab very well. Yeah, and so it is a commercial with a guy at his office in the 1970s, and it's like, when your man is working, remember,

he'd like a figure to come home to meaning your figure can stay that fit with tab remember if you don't look good he won't want to come home yeah well that's every ad in this People magazine I'm talking about every ad is like it's basically like ladies you, ladies, you could do it too. Like every ad is, these cigarettes are for you ladies. Forget men, this car's for you. A lot of cigarette ads, a lot of like liquor ads, but everything is, this is for you ladies.

Enough is enough of the men's cigarettes, this one's for you. That's amazing. It's wild. Yeah, we need to dissect that, do a class on it, do our dissertation. I'm so excited. Yeah. But first let me get, so let's get into some fun other juicy scoop.

Really quickly they are still deliberating on Karen Reed. We have been casting the movie. We are excited about it. I'm convinced she will not be convicted of anything in the murder world. However, breaking news is saying Karen Reed could be convicted of just drunk driving as jurors remain deadlocked on that one final charge.

I think it's fair to say that that is true. So that would be at least some satisfaction to the people that felt that she misbehaved. But anyway, I'm convinced. I don't know if you've discussed this, but if she's completely innocent and she gets out, is she like a Dancing with the Stars person or is it too grim a crime to put her

on Dancing with the Stars? Because I feel like they would- 100% Dancing with the Stars, and I hadn't even thought of that, Chris. I have been talking to my insiders about, it looks to be that Bravo is letting some franchises maybe not come back like a New Jersey or taking big breaks. They're doing a new one in Rhode Island,

which is a really ritzy place. And so there's rumors I heard that they were thinking about Boston. And if they do Boston. She would be one? She'd have to be one. Is she that wealthy? Who, it doesn't matter anymore.

Oh, it doesn't matter. I mean, sometimes they wanna sometimes search for wealthy people. They just want interesting people. They want people that are famous. Rachel Zoe is joining Real House of Beverly Hills. Oh, really? And they say the reason why is because she got divorced from her guy.

And some of her adventures allegedly are not doing as well. And it's sort of like, let me, you know, this might be good for my business. Or maybe it's the paycheck. But so they want famous people, they want reasons for people to tune in. But I definitely think she will have a media career. Of course there's always a podcast, but I think first it'll be, I mean, Traders. Great on Traders.

Dancing with the Stars, got a cute figure. Remember that one officer said she had a flat ass. As someone who has a flat ass, I wanna see her in a cute little, I know how to camouflage that ass with a cute little sparkly skirt. I think she'd be good on Dan's with the stock. Why not?

Exactly, at this point they're in season 20, they're getting thin on talent pool, so you gotta just take. And I mean, the women and the people that are behind her, they would be tuning in and they would be voting. Chris, I had not thought of that. That has got to happen. That's gotta happen.

Next up is attempted murder. Next, no, I mean, I just hope they don't do some weird thing where the thing opens up and it's like, you know, I've been feeling calling in the air of night. Like kind of a weird. And then her dance partner rises up out of the snow or something.

That would be, that's a little grim. They can't do anything like that. They just have to do, they have to, you know what? Oh, this is gonna be the dance, okay? It's going to start with a setting like a courtroom. Oh. And then she's sitting there and she's like, and the music starts, and then it's sitting there and she's like, and the music starts, and then it's her conservative

suit outfit rips off. And then it's like, freedom! And then she like dances to that. Okay, I like that. Let's do it. Okay, let's talk about this. So you did not know about this as broke yesterday. Oh yeah?

Tyler Perry, so the few of you that might be like, remind me who that is. Tyler Perry, because I was explaining it to Drake, I was like Tyler Perry is really a genius in how he made his own studio in Atlanta. Yeah. But from what I recall from his original like interviews with Oprah is, you know,

he really is a self-made man. He was a writer and he's writing these little plays that were very specific to black audiences that just wanted like light funny comedy with characters that they could relate to. From there is when then he did the character of mama. Medea. Medea. And he would dress as like a, kind of like a sick, maybe a mid 60 year old grandma with

a bad wig who'd had a run ins with the police and I don't call the popo and all this other stuff. And they were silly and dumb. Wasn't my comedy, but a lot of people loved it. And then he built his own studio in Atlanta where where he, like, owned everything, and was making so much money. And I remember talking to Heather Locklear, because she had a role in one of his then...

Then he got into, like, more, like, soap opera kind of drama things. Yeah. And, um, and she was part of one of the... one of those shows. And I'm like, oh, how's that going? And she's like, oh, my God, I did not like the way I looked at all,

but I didn't realize that they're filming an entire season in like four days. That's how he also made the money, just real quick. And so anyway, this guy, his name is Derek Dixon, very good looking, he's white, he's got dark hair, has filed a $260 million sexual assault lawsuit against Tyler Perry.

And Tyler's attorneys say these are fabricated claims, harassment will fail. Well, I think it's pretty compelling. Let me tell you the story. Okay. According to the lawsuit, this guy, Derek, was a cater waiter at one of his parties on his property. Okay, sure, sure.

And he spotted him and he was like, you know, are you an actor? Well, of course, yeah, I'm an actor. I'm an aspiring model, whatever. I think I have a part for you. He gives him just a couple little lines here and there. And that's when the flirting on the Texas that I'll read start to happen. But then he actually puts them in the show, The Oval, which was like about The Oval Office.

And he had a part in that. He was on 60, whatever, 65 episodes. So he clearly had like a real part. Through that time of kind of placating these romance gestures that he was doing, there was always a threat, according to the lawsuit, that Tyler would say, I'll kill your character. Like either play along or your character dies.

And you know, this is his only acting role is what he's known for. Also in the conversation, in the time that he was doing this, he had come up with a TV show himself, the actor. And Tyler says, I'll buy the pilot. I'll buy your script. I will make the pilot. I will get it sold. Well, of course, that never happened.

It was just his way to like dangle a carrot and keep him quiet from ever saying that these advances in things happen. So what are the advances? The advances are a couple physical advances, besides the text I'm going to read. The advances are one time they were hanging out his house, he drank too much, he's like sleeping in the guest room. He was sleeping in the guest room,

woke up to Tyler in his bed, rubbing his ass or whatever, to move and he was able to rebuff and get him to leave yet another time he did like take him and and like go to choke them and say you know I know you like it rough for something again he was able to like say no or whatever grab there's a few moments we grabbed him in this and that also there was a time where he went,

the actor went to do a formal complaint with the production company or whatever about what was going on and nothing was done about that. They just were like, shut up, it's Tyler Perry. He wasn't dressed as Madea during any of this. Because that might be different if she's massaging the guy's ass and it's Tyler Perry. So. He wasn't dressed as Madea during any of this. Because that might be different if she's massaging the guy's ass in Madea. You're like, I don't know. I'll let this happen.

So let me read the text. OK, go ahead. And these are kind of like, I don't know what order these are, but these were the ones that Hollywood Unlocked posted. So let me just read them. So Tyler says, what's it gonna take to you to have guiltless sex?

Have you all found that in therapy? Yes, it's exact same kind of car, Geo Metro. Okay, that was like, whatever, they're talking about something else. And then the actor says, giving up my religious guilt, becoming a Buddhist, that's so cool, where you came from. Then Tyler says, unfortunately, Derek, I have friends who are in their 50s and 60s

who are still dealing with that, and it's sad. You can have freedom from religious guilt and still believe in Christ. I think this is showing the beginning of the grooming, of just kind of mentioning, like, are you religious? Like, I don't know if this guy is gay, straight, bisexual, or if he just was never interested in Tyler, what the case is, okay?

But he's just, you can tell in the text, I think the actor Derek is just trying to like play Kate. Ha ha. Yeah, and I've been in those situations where you're just like, ha ha, oh crazy, LOL. But for whatever reason, if this guy is your boss, if he holds your entire career and your show that he keeps saying, no, no,

I have a meeting with Netflix next week, you know, you're gonna just be like, fine. Okay. Derek says, I can call you later or tomorrow sometime. Then Tyler says, you have already a fresh voice and a take on things. I don't know where this is going, but I laughed the entire time.

I could see the world and the characters, meaning his pilot. My exclusivity ends in 30 days. I wanna take Losing It, which is the guy's pilot, out to Amazon or Netflix after that, engage their interests. But I also wanna try and get you with the right people to help make these shows work.

They are not for my audience, but we need to find a home for this stuff. I don't want to miss out on another Schitt's Creek. You know that Eugene brought that to me, but I didn't get it. Kind of juicy. Yeah. That Schitt's Creek was pitched to Tyler

and he turned it down. Okay. Also now poor Eugene Levy's gonna have to be brought up in this. You know, they're gonna have to ask him like, is this true? Cause he's misspelled losing and Tyler Perry doesn't strike me as the type of guy who'd misspell losing.

I'm just gonna say, Edisa? Well, I mean. Yeah, all right. I think these are, you know what? That's a good defense. These were fabricated in this day and age. If you can make Joe Rogan endorse your product on a podcast clip that's clearly not,

that's not clearly him, you think it's him. Who knows, okay? Amin, I just don't know, I just don't believe that someone goes through all this effort to be like, you know how I think I could get money when there wasn't truth to it, when there wasn't evidence, in my opinion. Okay, I'm going to get here tomorrow. Ammon's getting here tomorrow, so he's got my full attention.

Okay, I'll be trapped for the day. After that, okay, then he sends a photo of, Tyler sends a photo of himself near a jet ski and sends it to him. And Derek says, nice picture. Yeah, the water does look good, calm. You can see Derek has never said anything sexual. And then he goes, nice picture, a bunch of question marks. Great, amazing, awesome picture,

like capped letters like ha ha. And then he goes, you don't see the stud in that nice picture, rude. Now, I know my husband has text messages with guys from golf. This is not that. This is, I don't know if you, have I ever sent a photo of you

like shirtless to a male friend, and you're like, what? You're not gonna talk about a mold in my pants? Yeah, like, okay. All right. I'm gonna talk about the mold of my pants. Yeah, like, okay. No. All right.

Then, then Tyler writes, treat myself, right? What are you doing, Derek? Like writing it all out. And he goes, I'm just talking to my sister. Just please, just like, dude, leave me alone, okay? Like I roll, he writes, Tyler writes, I roll, fine, good night. I'll go through the 600 people in my phone book

and be annoyed that I don't wanna talk to any of them, but he wants to talk to you, right? And he goes, trying to get off so I can go to sleep, not talk to you, go to sleep. And then Tyler says, I understand. And then Derek says, LOL, apparently you're not the only one that's been drinking tonight. And then Tyler goes, I just started. And not the only one that's been drinking tonight. And then Tyler goes, I just started.

And he goes, haha, they didn't like just trying to I think get off. Then but also he's handpicking things too for his lawsuit. So let's just see. So then Tyler writes, I would hope that you would let someone hold you and make love to you. You are missing the best years of your life, my friend. Trust me, I hope you get past that block in your mind soon. Do you think he's saying that he should go out and meet a nice girl on Bumble? Maybe.

Don't you say that to your single friends? Right, right. Get past that block and enjoy sexual. Well, it's not this person, but yes, I want that too. I'm working on it. Therapy is helping. And then he goes, and then the guy, Derek says, I know I need to spell the roses more. And then Tyler says, you are the rose.

Could be seen as, hey, I was just trying to build up my actor's self esteem. But you are so blocked, and by blocked I mean your butthole. No, I added that part. But you are so blocked that you refuse to be smelt or opened. Poppers. Is that what that is?

Yeah, you take a popper and it opens your butthole like a little flower. I've heard about it, yeah. That is sweet, and I'm working on it. Therapy. I'm really scared that I'm working on it. Therapy. I'm really scared that I'm going to waste my life worrying. Been there, stopped somewhere in my late 30s to early 40s. That's when I think he started to just be like,

I'm getting some D. I know he had a child with somebody, like some woman. Tyler Perry did? Yes. And was like, I'm a dad. Like no one knew who the woman was. No one knew where, it was kind of Michael Jackson's situation. I don't, he was just like, I'm a dad. No one knew who the woman was. No one knew where. It was kind of Michael Jackson's situation.

He was just like, we're not gonna get married. I mean, it was very clear. It was like, I just wanna keep my personal life. It's no secret. I've always heard. Yes, it's no secret. Guys, it's getting hotter, and I know you have the same urge that I do.

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It's not stupid that he's gay. Am I crazy? I don't think this is that bad, these texts back and forth. Well, it's bad because if this was just your neighbor or whatever, you can move, you can be like, don't come on my property. But this is your boss. The only real jobs you've had have come from Tyler Perry

in this business. And besides that, he's not some, you know, he's not the guy that got you the modeling gigs wearing the kimonos around his pool. Yeah, Bob Wellborn is his name. This is Tyler fucking Perry, best friends with Oprah. Huge, powerful. If this guy, if he was like, don't ever call me again,

and he's going out for another part, just like Hugh Hefner knew when his bunny girlfriend was going out for a part, and he didn't want her time being spent away from the thing, he'd pick up the call and be like, don't give her the part. That is what people don't realize, especially in Hollywood, how when you speak up against somebody, it can keep you from ever doing the job that you love.

So you're like, how can I just placate this guy for as long as possible? Okay Okay, so this is my this last one Now it's getting good. He says Derek goes. How do they make money then subscriptions? This could be a podcast conversation podcast conversation. Yeah. He's like, I'm going to get the podcast world. Tyler says they make money from the advertising. Lots of money. I do think this could be a podcast conversation.

I love how I feel right now, but I don't like being horny testosterone. So Tyler says now he's on testosterone and he goes, oh yeah, from the doctor, but it's making you feel better, right? I mean, that is what Derek is saying, not, hey, let me come over and make you less horny. He's saying like, oh, I heard a lot of men are taking testosterone for health purposes. Like he is really trying to, and Tyler says,

I feel good, but I don't like being horny. I feel sorry for the first person that flirts with me. And then Derek goes, LOL. Ugh. And there we go. And then 50 Cent did this post of just Kat Williams saying, Tyler, that case bullshit, don't worry about that, worry about this.

And it's Kat Williams smiling because we all know when Kat Williams did that infamous episode. Of Shea Shea, Club Shea Shea. About a year ago. I mean, talk about being a psychic. I mean, everything has come true. Everything that he has said. Did he say something about Tyler Perry on that?

He just talked in general about powerful black men in entertainment and the people that they hit on and that went with it and why they became bigger stars than Cat and that Cat was offered 50K for his virginity of his butthole and said no and all this kind of stuff. And I thought it was a little bit like boohoo, a little bit in the beginning. I was like, you're just jealous that other people

got the roles, but no, I believe Kat Williams 100%. Yeah. Wow, all right Cat Williams 100%. Yeah. Wow, all right, yeah. What are your thoughts? Well, my thoughts are, see, I would have to, in looking at those texts, it doesn't seem, I need some sort of context. Were these guys actual friends that spoke in real life?

So these could, I know, so if they talked all day, that doesn't seem like that bad a conversation to be texting later that day. You know what I mean? I think, well, I think that's a good. If they are friends, legitimate friends in life, because I don't think either one of them say anything completely incriminating in those texts.

All the other, like what he's saying, the physical assault stuff that he's saying that I described, it's just his word against Tyler's. So by sharing these other texts, you can see there's a grooming, you can see there's a flirting there, you can see there's something, and you can see that Derek is rebuffing the advances.

So I mean, where they come up with 260 million, I don't know, but obviously they probably went to him and was like asked for a big amount, maybe not this much for a settlement and they were like F off. So then, okay, now it's gonna be out. If they would have settled, he would have signed an NDA and we would have never known that this existed.

But for whatever reason, Tyler, or maybe because Tyler feels that none of this stuff is true, that he's like, no, and so that's why this is a big lawsuit, and we'll see what happens. I think the takeaway from all this is 50 cents gotta be super clean, right? Because he just fucks with everybody. And so there must be nothing on him,

because if there was, they would have found it by now, the way he goes after Diddy and this guy, everybody. I mean, when I hung out with 50 Cent. Me too. He was super clean. Yeah. I mean, I think all of his crimes were done before he turned nine years old.

Yeah, sat and drank Coca-Cola. He never drank, he never smoked. No. He would sleep on the plane. Very like soft spoken and. He very respectful. Yeah. No, he would sleep on the plane very like soft-spoken and he Very respectful. Yeah, he One of the days we went to Chelsea's house and he got on the floor and played connect four with the kids

Mm-hmm. He brought me in his car and just it was a bulletproof car and we just listened to his latest song. Okay that was it and yeah, so I think, yeah, I think there really is nothing. I really do think you're right. That's a really good point. Yeah, it's good to hear it. But he is a good time to follow, let me tell you. He is.

And now he's getting to other things. He has produced the latest documentary on the murders near your neighborhood, the, what's it called? Giga Lo Beach? What's that, how do you pronounce it? Gilco. Oh, out on Long Island.

Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. There's a new doc that he produced that I guess does interview the suspected serial killer's family. Yeah, the wife and the kids. So, I mean, he's getting into different things. And his daughter, the daughter of the guy whose I think his name's Rick Shoram and all that. So, I mean, he's getting into different things. The daughter of the guy who's,

I think his name's Rex Shoram and all that. The daughter's like, yeah, it's definitely him in that documentary. Wow, so amazing. Also, this was from the Neighborhood Talk on Instagram. Male entertainer Flash says that he saw Eddie Murphy and Johnny Gill tongue kissing at a Hollywood party. They were going at it, swallowing tongues. This is also something that I'd heard

a long time ago. I remember someone I know was like going out with Johnny Gill, and he never like made a move. And she was like telling me, I think he's gay. And I mean, this is just allegedly. And there was always this, remember when Eddie Murphy just went out to just get a newspaper and wanted to help out that transgender model slash. Hitchhiking. transgender model slash,

yeah, slash, you just saw a woman in distress needing a ride somewhere on Hollywood Boulevard at 4 a.m. And he was like, are you lost? Can I give you a ride? And, you know, he was just a good Samaritan. And I remember when I was working with the Waynes, you know, they know them from young, and I just said,

do you think Eddie is gay, or do you think he's just into some freaky shit? And he's like, I just think he's into some freaky shit. Like, I think people can be bisexual, whatever, like P. Diddy, but still like women, and like different kinds of things. But you know, now it's like now no now nobody cares what you are. But if you were if you're, you know, holding power over other people, then that is 100%

wrong. Yeah. All right. Yeah. So okay. P Diddy and Diddy is not this is this is funny. Diddy's trials dismissed juror because they got rid of one juror was not starstruck by Diddy more into Spanish music

Also, he is not going to testify which is no That's always fun when they testify I always like when they like insist on it and then just like bury them. So my sister Shannon being criminal defense attorney I'm like why is that that you never really want your client to testify because I think if someone's really fighting for their life I as a juror would need to see them cry about the fact that they didn't kill their wife or whatever or too many chances to mess up right then there's too many things cross-examination yeah where then that can really screw you so it is better to not even give them that moment to

contemplate yeah this has been popping this popped up i wasn't even gonna like bring it up to you but then when i opened my phone before you came daily mail Mail had picked it up. And the voicemail of Alec Baldwin to his oldest daughter Ireland while he was going through a very tumultuous divorce with the mom, Kim Bassinger, has emerged. And I guess it's because she snubbed him on Father's Day Ireland. This, that initial, yeah.

The past Father's Day, just this past Father's Day. I guess people know, I don't know if she wrote something mean or just didn't acknowledge it. I wanna say we took a really cute photo on Father's Day. You did. And Peter took it and sent it to his group text with his mom and it was, Brandon was still in Oregon, but Drake and McKenzie were there. And then I got it from the group text

and I was going to post it, but Drake's eyes were shut. I know we took like 10. And I asked Peter, can you send me one without Drake's eyes shut? And he didn't. And so I was waiting for the TMZ article to write about me. Like what's up with Heather? Why didn't she acknowledge how wonderful?

You didn't call Peter a little pig, did you? Yeah, because that's what he says in this, right? That's what's the word. So I listened to the whole audio message again. Yeah. So did I, just like a couple days ago. It is absolutely horrific. I know.

Even before you get to little pig, it's pretty bad. He is so threatening. And I can see why Kim gave it to her attorney, used it. I can't imagine if this is who I was trying to co-parent with, and I have a little 11-year-old daughter who he, or 12, because he goes, you know, you're 12 or 11 or whatever. He doesn't even know what age she is.

And he's like, it was a lot of effort for me to make this call and then the little girl has a phone and I guess she just didn't answer it. Maybe she was in the bathroom, maybe she forgot to turn it on. But he had to leave his party or whatever to walk outside to call her. And he was annoyed that he had to do that

because that was probably the court or time to call her. So he's berating her about, I'm done. Like you you've screwed me up. He's talking to her like a business partner that just took 10 million dollars from him. And he's like, I'm gonna fucking bury you. And she's his daughter. And he's like, and when I see you get ready, get ready for a tongue lashing like you've never heard. I mean, first of all, most kids in my day or me, love their dad, but scared. Like you're just a little scared of your dad. You know your parents are going through a horrible divorce and then you get that voice.

I was impressed that when they did the roast of him that Ireland was there and made fun of it. And when all this stuff happened with Halaria, she defended Halaria. Maybe everything is fine with them. She just forgot to post or, posting is a pain in the ass. People don't realize you gotta find the photo, you gotta write a long thing.

Maybe she just texted him. You know how long it took me to find a photo of my father? He's taken like six photos in his entire life. I couldn't find, I know, you know, some of them that did that, he just faces right in the camera. So it took me like two days to find one that's halfway decent.

I always think Kim, I always think Chris Jenner, I know, has someone's entire job to collect the photos and get the thing ready to go for each grandchild, friend, and whatever, and it's ready to go, and they post it, and it's 14 photos of North's birthday throughout the years. But for an average person,

and even when you're in this business and expected to do it, it's a fuckin' task, hashtags, it's like. Well, it's like you say, I think in your act, a person my dad's age, they just didn't take pictures of themselves. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? There wasn't Instagram, there wasn't selfies.

So the guy's got like nine pictures of himself. One of them, two of them in the background of some wedding. And he wasn't posing for pictures. He doesn't have a head shot, so it's tough. And it's like, I'm doing it for my audience to know, oh, Heather's a good daughter about her dead dad. So no, I didn't even do it about my dad. I recently did a picture of my parents on their anniversary

because I was going through stuff, and I knew it was June 4th, and I happened to find a photo of them and I'm like, oh, this is a sign and they look cute. My mom kind of, you know, I look like my mom. But I also think like, you know, people at home, they don't care that much about what people's parents look like

unless they're really invested in your life. So I'm like, I don't think my dad is now a pissed off butterfly who's gonna come to me and be like, where was my Instagram post? A little gray haired butterfly goes flapping. Dad, I'm sorry, I went to Pilates instead of posting about your father's day. I went, years ago, I used to work in a restaurant

and I had to go to a funeral of one of the bus boys that died. He was an older guy, and we called him Tortuga because he was very slow, turtle and Spanish. Anyway, I went to his funeral, and it was a closed casket, and up in the front was the casket, and on top of the casket was a photograph. And it was just like a really bad driver's license picture. His driver's license photo that they had blown up

and put in a frame and put on top of his casket. And I was like, oh, I think they could have gotten a better picture of him. And then I said something to like his, not his wife, but like his brothers. I mean, because well, that's the only picture we have. He didn't take it. He never took another picture. He wasn't back in those days.

He wasn't be like, join me for a day in the life of being a bus boy at 65. Yeah. Yeah. He took his driver's lane photo and that was- Say hi, Chris. Yeah. He's doing his side work. Roll those napkins, baby.

Right, right, so anyway, Tortuga had one picture and it was on his casket and that was it. Oh. Yeah. Rest in peace, he sounds like a great guy. Yeah, he was a nice guy. He went and everything. He was a nice guy.

But yeah, truly, so, you know, this is just to remind people that he was in a fucking weird place. But it doesn't mean that grown men can't change and that they can't be a better father the next time around. So let's hope that he and Ireland are not having issues. I don't know if you follow Alaria on Instagram, but she's going real heavy.

She's doing a lot of comedy now on her Instagram. And it's painful. It is pain. First of all, I didn't realize how like kitty high the voice was. Yes, it is. Yeah, it's very- It's very high like this.

Yeah. It's like, oh, okay Alec. I know. Nobody wants to hear from you. They only want to hear from me and the kids. When I'm talking, you're not talking. When I'm talking, you're not talking. Yes, that's right.

And everyone wants to know, oh my gosh, what? Yeah, it's like that, yeah. So it's a lot of that. And then she goes, I have a little Spanish, but even when she's not doing Spanish, it's very high. So what she'll do now is, I guess they decided to lean into all the hate. So she'll take hateful things that people wrote about her

and she'll make fun of them or make light of them. People go, somebody wrote, why don't you go out and touch grass? She goes, okay, I will. And she runs outside and touches grass. Also. Comedy's not for everybody. Also, I know we all have haters,

but you're not that special. I know, I know. Like, people are like, do you know what I've been through? It's like, yes, I do, because I've been there, but also, like like we all have. Like if you have, literally, if you have like 2,000 followers, you've had mean things be written about you. And it does suck, and it is hard,

and you shouldn't let it get to you, because you're not special. That's what I learned in my old age. I literally am now, I'm not wearing them currently, but I have Invisalign, I've been doing it for the last 11 weeks, Invisalign. Let've been doing it for the last 11 weeks. It's getting better. My bottom teeth are getting real good.

So you're not doing the top? No, both. Let me see, smile. No, I don't want it because I'm not done yet. I can tell the difference. Oh, I'm telling you, it's changing my whole face. No, I know. Anyway.

Drake does it. Oh, yeah, I love it. But you've got to keep it up. No, I'm doing it. No, but I'm saying some people's teeth are movable, and some people, once they're straight, they're straight forever. But I would suggest anybody that does that

to just pop them in like maybe, even when you're happy with the result, maybe pop in the last one like once a week for a night. No, they tell you, you gotta wear like a retainer afterwards. Anyway, the reason I did it is because one of the comments under one of these YouTubes for Juicy Scoop was who's her snaggletooth friend? Talking about me. And I hardly have, they were like just very little bits.

But anyway, sent me right to the Invisalign. Which I'm happy, so. Whoever wrote that, you son of a bitch. Do what you did. I mean, I've had people call me like, you know, Bucktooth. And I do. I have an overbite But the only way to fix that is if I was to go and get like a neck brace and I'm not going to do that

No, I don't care. I'm sorry. You're doing fine. I am NOT looking to have a perfect look So whatever you made it this far. I know so I want to talk about this this cat won the Big golf thing. US Open. Yes. And it was an exciting thing. Cause it was, I mean, the putt was like, went like this. Like it was crazy. And he was at the bottom.

He was doing horrible. And then there was like a weather break. And then he came back and like won. But so it was the first time he won it. So right when it happened, I heard from my friend Mary Payne who has a podcast Pink Shade and she's like, I'm watching this and I think that he hates his wife. She's like, it just, he thanked his kids and he thanked it, you know, and he kissed his, you know, caddy and this and that. He didn't kiss the wife. The

wife has, they have two little girls. Okay, and like little like one and like three and So then sure enough she goes sure enough like she goes. Oh my god, Google it right now people are already talking about it So I looked into it. This guy did a little story on it the shot clock or Justin Morello Morelli I guess did it and um and Morelli, I guess, did it. And his daughter was sick. And in the middle of the, like, five in the morning of the last day of the open, he had to go to CVS to get some medicine.

So people are like, no wonder he's pissed at his wife. I mean, who makes your husband do that when he's got the biggest day of his life? And I was like, well, there's two little kids and you don't have help. Maybe it was like, well, there's two little kids and you don't have help. Maybe it was like, babe, just I'm up anyway, stressed about the thing. I'll go to CBS and like you stay home with the kids. But what do you think of that? Like, let's say it was your biggest day. Let's say you're taping your special and your daughter's sick. And you know, everybody's different.

Like, you know, you, when we do shows together, you're never looking at notes. No. You're like, and you always do great. And other people are like, I need my quiet time alone. Like, everyone has their own like weird thing. Right. But what do you think of this whole situation?

Do you think, I mean, he did not thank the wife. Oh, so where does him and the wife sit? I mean, there's something to gather, but it just was weird that he wasn't hugging and kissing her. He was like, the best thing about today is that I have my two daughters here. He literally never mentioned her.

And do you think he was pissed about having to go to CBS? I mean, no. Sometimes you gotta do, especially as a dad, you gotta do some rough shit. Regardless of what you have going on that day, it's like, sorry, you gotta do some rough shit. No, regardless of what you have going on that day, it's like, sorry, you gotta do it. I mean, I'm not happy about half the things I gotta do, but you gotta do it.

My whole life is just, you know, as my mother would say, running from pillar to post. Running from pillar to post. What does that even mean, a pillar? I don't know, my mother used to say it all the time. We're running from pillar to post, so I now, know, my mother used to say it all the time. We're running from pillar to post, so I now, it's now, I say it all the time. So yeah.

What I used to say, and I know I've said this on the show, don't get your tit in a ringer. Yeah, yeah, which means angry, yeah. No, is that what that means? I don't even know if it means angry. I thought it meant angry. But I remember, I finally go, what does that mean? And then my mom's like, because there used to be

a way to wash clothes. Oh yeah. And if you're washing it, your there used to be a way to wash clothes. Oh yeah. And if you're washing it, your nip might get caught in the little spuels. And now you're caught, how are you gonna get your tit out? Also, you used to say, in this guy's defense, you used to say, never be too effusive of your significant other when you win.

Because you know. Whether it's an Oscar or whatever. Yeah, Sandra Bullock, it was way too much. I remember when she won the Oscar for, and it was the tattooed guy at the time. What was his name? The mechanic. Jesse James.

Jesse James, and she was the greatest person. And then anytime they get a little too much, it's like, oh, it's just trouble on the horizon. Yes. So maybe it's just, yeah, she's my wife. Now ever since Snoop Dogg, I notice a lot of people just go, I wanna thank myself. Like I did it, nobody helped me.

All right, that's fine. But I love it, I think it's kinda funny. Okay, so there you go with that. This popped up on my Instagram and I thought it was so funny and it was just 911 TV news suggested for you So you know the phone knows who you are and it's 911 Nashville We're casting and looking for females to play cougar types

35 to 55 years of age who can react and engage in a party atmosphere the scene shoot June 11th I missed the shoot date, but I just thought that was so funny that like my phone knew that I was a cougar, knew that I watched 9-1-1 and knew that I might be desperate to get on TV. Get like some extra work in the background of a, wow, that's pretty good. I wonder what the scene is that they need cougar types. That seems pretty specific to the party.

Well, I watch a lot of 911s. Are these the scripted shows on Fox? They're scripted. Like, Rob Lowe and... Yeah, it was one of those that we like hate watched too, which we'll get into in just like that. But, my kids and I used to like love it because it was just so crazy,

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first of all, I can't believe you already did a season. You already did a season. It was like seven episodes or something, right? So I look it up. During the chat, Meghan confirmed her podcast, which premiered April 8th. Season it's like seven episodes or something right so I look it up During the chat Megan confirmed her podcast which revered premiered April 8th Yeah, it just premiered two months ago. She might not it's um it's currently on pause Because she says she's just so this is an this is the second podcast that was another one second podcast This one is just about

Talking to you know the spank, which I predicted. I go, right when I heard this, I go, oh, we gotta hear from that girl who created Spanx again. Literally heard her story, her origin story a million times. Is she the one that's in the clip,

all the viral clips about that podcast with the two of them? Is that the girl? No, that girl is the one who created Make the Makeup. And she's like, yes, yes, I love that. How are you? Let me ask you, how are you?

How are you? That's so nice to have. And then whenever she, whatever that podcast is, she'll put out like 20 clips from it. I'm like, do you not want anyone to watch the full hour? Like, I obviously have a team. I didn't, I just watched the clip. Yeah, and there's been other people that, she's just like, do you want anyone to watch the full hour? Like I obviously haven't seen. I didn't, I just watched the clip. Yeah, and there's been other people

that she's just like, yes. And I mean, listen, she doesn't feature, you know, so she's, yeah, she's very happy and she's very rich. And so this was a different interview that she did. And she just like, I just, I'm so working on my brand and I wanna just make jam. I wanna see what jam can do. I don't know that this is coming back.

And I'm like, you interviewed six people. You had a huge production team. All you had to do was just say, how'd you start this business and sit back for 50 minutes? You didn't have to go, it's a pretty easy interview. You didn't have to study their life or watch their movie. Not sitting here reading Tyler Perry's sexual text. I did the research for Juice is Killed.

We're working hard over here. And I was like, this isn't a hard job. Anyway, I don't know how much the podcast company paid her, but who is gonna be the next sucker a year from now to be like, okay, now you're gonna talk about mommy stuff on your stupid podcast? She is doing season two of Netflix, her cooking thing, which a lot of people watch because it was one of those

I can't turn away. And I don't think it was an expensive shoot, unlike a 911 where you have to create like an earthquake in LA. Like this is just go to this house that we run it down the street from you and make some, you know, and take some pretzel balls that you got from Trader Joe's

and put it in a cellophane thing with a DERLAP wrap or whatever. So, yeah, so anyway, I just thought that was so funny as, you know, people that have done this job for so long. It's like, it's just going on pause. I don't know, I know people want more. I know they can't get enough. No.

Every podcast I see, all she talks about is how she's so busy. She's so busy. You know, with Drop Off, I have two kids in two different schools. So I get up at 6.30, and by the time I drop off once, and then, yeah, yeah, Drop Off's hard, yeah. I get home and it's 9.30, and then I have meetings for the jam and for the TV show,

and that is why I had to put the podcast on hold. Yeah, because it wasn't doing well or Luminata had a deal where they're like, we don't have to renew you for the second one and no one listened or cared. So we're gonna keep our $5 million to give to somebody else for six episodes. I don't know who's left.

No, no one's left. Julia Roberts. Okay. Oh, I think. No one's left. Julia Roberts. Okay. Soon enough. Yeah. Yeah. According to this, acquire a state. Oh, Katy Perry.

You know. Katy Perry must be thinking, how did it all, where did it all go wrong? Everyone loved me. I'll tell you where it went wrong. Everybody, I mean, wasn't she always kind of like, didn't people kind of like her? Yes.

What was it? Was it the space flight? There were so many things. One, when she was a judge on American Idol, she was weird. She was always trying to be too funny. She was either being mean to the girls that were good and pretty, or a little predatory to the young guys to be funny. So there was that that turned people off.

Then there was, she went, found a house that was owned by nuns. And somehow got in there and would not get her jaws off of that house and was able to attain it. And then. So like kick the nuns out? Yes, the nuns fought to keep it. They owned it outright.

Somehow, I don't know, they were elderly nuns and somehow she got a predatory realtor or somebody to get in there. They went all the way to court. Like at a certain point, you're Katy Perry. Find another fucking house. Like really? Like you have money.

You're married to Orlando Bloom or whatever. I don't know if they're married, but they have a child together. And she wouldn't stop. And at one point the nun stood in court and said, you'll pay for that. And she died. The nun died point, the nun stood in court and said, you'll pay for that, and she died. The nun died?

The nun dropped dead in court, trying to keep the house for the other old nuns. And the old nuns are not taken care of by the Catholic Church, by priests, which I did not know until I was like 25. They are their own corporation. So they have this property that they get through donations and that is where they have to live.

They don't have all these other things that like a normal old person might have or someone who's a priest. So did Katy Perry move into that home? I don't know if she moved in, but she got it. Then she found a house in Santa Barbara. Like a Vietnam vet or something. He was a vet, he's rich,

he's a real housewife of Dallas, father--law. Okay, and again, he was sick some Turn some realtor came and he signed something three days later. It's like wait what no I don't want to sell my house and they're like too bad too bad They fought and they fought now in any real estate deal. I know there is a Waiting period there's you know, you at least even an all cash deal. You're like 15 days to pull out So I'm like, how did this happen? She got it, booted him out, elderly name, booted out of the house.

Now there, according to this, is a new law called the Perry law based on Katy Perry. According to this, now I say according to this because in this day and age, there is fake news. So I don't know. Or maybe they're trying to get this bill passed, where if a real estate deal goes on with someone over 75, they have a longer period of time to retract it.

Really? Yes. So that's where- So that there isn't any kind of elder abuse taking place. So people were, they had a bad taste in their mouth from those things, and then- Then the astronaut thing. Yeah. Where we, you know, a lot of people think they never went.

But it is weird that everybody else was like looking out and she was just like doing selfies and promoting her thing. And then the concert looked lame. She, there were all those videos of people. In the end, that nun won. You know, she might have died, but she was like, and I'm going to give you, I'm going to give you the worst choreographer in the world.

And then you're going to see what happens to you. Glory be to God. Yeah. Oh, isn't it funny little Katy Perry? Right, look at you now. Maybe I shouldn't have kissed a girl. Maybe I shouldn't have lived with girls and not kissed them like me.

Anyway. Speaking of nuns. Yes. Rosie O'Donnell, a nun. Wait, we're gonna get into that one more thing. But according to this, TMZ exclusive, Orlando Bloom is going solo to the Bezos-Sanchez wedding without Katie, so they think all this shit

has now affected their marriage. But isn't she the one who's friends with the Bezos-es? Yeah, you're right. How could this story be true? She was just there for the Bachelorette party while Kim was going through the trial for the Paris robbers and then they like did a, I don't know.

Okay, now honey, and just like that, please. I'm all caught up, I've seen them all. I wanna know, I've talked a lot about it, I wanna hear Chris's opinion. What do you think of this season? What do you think is going on with this show? Well, first of all, my wife is a huge fan of Sex and the City. Loved it.

As most girls are. Yes, loved it. Had no desire to watch this at all. Okay. No desire. And still has not watched it. And then last night I was kind of telling her a little bit about it. And she was like, I don't understand who the show is for.

Because people who were fans of the original one would hate this, and certainly if you like picked up on this show, you'd be like, what is this show? Like, none of it makes sense if you didn't know the backstory of Sex and the City. So that, I agree, like who is this show for? Secondly, this is the second season now, or third, whatever it is, but this is the second time

I've had to watch an old man jerk off. Yes, I forgot the big did it. Because we had to watch big jerk off too. I forgot the big. Remember his glasses were down and he, and she was trying to, they were doing like a dirty talk too. Yeah. Yeah, right before he wound up dying.

No woman, that's the thing, no woman, that's why I said in my last episode, are any women writing this? Because no women want to see a guy jerk off. It is not a turn on. But this guy goes, but gay guys do. And I'm like, yeah, it's written by gay guys because there's nothing more horrifying

than like licking your palm and like, nobody wants to see how you get yourself off when we're not around. It's not a John. The actor John Corbett must have been like, really, like why, come on, can we do something else? Like I feel like that's so embarrassing to do. And then Sarah Jessica Parker admitted on Howard Stern, I don't watch it.

So it's not a taped sitcom where even if you're not in the scene, you saw what other people did, you had a table read. I think she shows up for her scenes and gets the fuck out and is doing some mental health care by not watching it. Have you noticed, which I think the same thing, because I've noticed she doesn't really do any scenes with the new characters outside of the Indian woman. Seema girl, yeah.

But she's never involved in those whole other plot lines, you know, with the black couple. And she's like, I'm not getting involved in whole new plot lines of characters that are trying to shoehorn in. Like nobody wants those plot lines. That they seem fake and they seem forced. They're boring.

It's just they're boring. I think they're leaning way too much into comedy or trying. It's just fucking painful. Speaking of the other character, the beautiful girl, Nicole Parker, who is a black documentarian, her story, which is boring as shit, but anyway, I see next week that since her female editor

has left, in walks, she goes, oh, what's this, what's she like? The next time they're like, it's not a she, it's a he. In walks this gorgeous black man that looks like he was a former professional baseball player turned, you know, model. And I'm like, I don't know. I've seen a lot of male editors in my life.

Dan Brown. They're not this. They're not, you're in it. Yeah, they're not like, I mean, so, you know, of course she's going to then, you know, be tempted to have an affair or whatever. And yes, the comedy. Okay, so we talked about like the corny of the comedy, the comedy writing is horrific. Horrific, there's puns that are,

I watched your episode last week, you were talking about it. The puns are so painful. Like, I have to blame all of it on Michael Patrick King, I believe, because he directs it, and the directing is bad. Everything is bad. The acting is bad. I know, that's what I'm saying.

So that's part of the directing. Right, right. And then the whole plot with the, with the Cantone, Mario Cantone, and his bread business, or whatever. I'm like, this is the dumbest thing I've ever seen. It's so dumb. And first of all, these legs are clearly not the skinny young kid. Like, how do you have the legs like that that are huge muscle and you're like skinny and tough or whatever.

I don't know Italian accents. If this guy is really Italian, but to me it sounds like a very bad accent. His boyfriend's Italian. And their whole thing, I'm like, but I, okay, I've watched this episode so many times, because it's so bad, I made my friends watch, first I watched it alone. Then I made my sorority sisters sit through it. This episode three.

Three. I made my sorority sisters sit through it over the weekend just to, because it's so angry. Then Shannon spent the night on Saturday, and I made her get in my bed and watch it, and she fell to, because it's so angry. Then Shannon spent the night on Saturday and I made her get in my bed and watch it and she fell asleep and I was like,

I don't know if I should let you leave the house before I show you the worst scenes. Then yesterday I made Drake watch it, but I did find one funny line after I watched it the third time in the dinner scene with Mario Cantone where Charlotte's like, I'm a mother and everyone's saying mom where's my clean laundry? Mom where's my... and then he goes to the girl who was originally Rocky who was I think she was

trans and now this year they're just talking about that and then he goes he comes over with his bread and he goes. Mario Cantone. Yeah, Mario Cantone goes, Bob, should I wear more deodorant? The answer is yes, like right over the girl Rocky. And I go, that is kind of funny. Like it's so mean to say to a 15 year old girl, but it is kind of funny.

And I'm like, that one he must've ad-libbed himself, because he is a comedian, like okay. But his whole thing of like, and this one won't wear the jumpsuit to get this whole bread thing of like. It's the, first of all. And look at this dick, I have a question. I know, what are they?

So on this side is the dick. I know, what's on the other side? Because they showed several guys. Okay, so how does he have two dicks? No, I think those are supposed to be the balls, maybe. So that's what I said, I said, is it the balls? So can I ask a question? Yeah, go ahead. You wear tight jeans Mm-hmm, you split the part. No, I mean

Obviously, this is somebody who's far more well into or whatever fake thing that yeah I don't have that issue, but do guys put balls on one side and dick on another no It all kind of morphs into one. You know, just like a big ball of flesh. Okay, so wait, I wanna talk about kind of a cute little thing. Okay, also in episode three, there is a whole fried chicken storyline. Yeah, right, yeah.

That starts from the beginning. Who's that guy though? The guy who comes in and goes, I'm the manager of the. I need to know. I'm like, is he somebody famous that I'm supposed to know? No, this is what I'm saying. I need to know, some of these guest stars, who is their parent?

Who is their parent, best friend, aunt? Because it's bad acting, it's a weird look. It's a... But it takes you out of the show. Like, why is that person involved in the cause it's odd dress? Well, well, also they show them on the plane. Okay.

They show them on the plane. Yeah. And Sarah does because now they've watched it four times. I could, they're all the plane going to go to Virginia to like do her speaking, great to meet Aiden. And she goes, um, and I'm like, and the,, and there's a pissy, a flight attendant who's like, everyone needs to sit down

because she's still putting her bag in there. I'm like, all right. And she sits down and she's like, can I have a tequila scoda, please? It's my vacation. And he's like, you can wait. And she goes, why can't a gay man just give me what I want? And then later on when they're at the restaurant,

then she mentions I really want fried chicken. Then they go to the restaurant and Seema goes, I'll have the, is the mama's fried chicken really as good? And I almost feel they're trying to make her like Kim Cattrall. Like, mmm, darling, I want some fried chicken. Bring that grease and put it on my clit. Like, I was like, what is she doing?

So she's like, it's a fried chicken really as good as you say. And then he's, and he's like, oh a fight you can really as good as you say and then he's And he's like, oh mama went heart healthy. We got to do something and I was like got the wrong menu So I'm like and then we finally get to why Someone had the assignment of writing a fried chicken storyline. How much did Kentucky fried chicken pay them? Yeah, cuz do you remember when we were at Chelsea lately, they came in and there was, we did like six of these and they're like, we're getting paid a lot of money

for you guys to write a sketch about one was tampons, one was some- Bud Light Lime. Bud Light Lime and there was like a couple others. Yeah. And honestly, I thought it was kind of fun. Yeah, they were fun. I thought the challenge was kind of fun.

So it was like, as a writing thing, we didn't get any extra money from it, but I thought it was kind of fun. I thought the challenge was kind of fun. So it was like, as a writing thing, we didn't get any extra money from it, but I thought it was kind of a fun thing. We did like a Arby's too. Remember we all went to an Arby's in the middle of the night? Yeah, we'd come and do a special thing. Yeah, we shot like commercials. We each got paid like 330 extra dollars,

but who knows how much the show or he got. That's fine, this was our job was to write. So I'm like, there is no way that Kentucky Fried Chicken didn't give them a million dollars. Because I was like, this was all for Kentucky Fried Chicken. Like someone isn't struggling with weight, but it's to show that it doesn't matter. This is what you want to eat.

Like, and then does Kentucky Fried Chicken have to like approve the storyline? Like those are the things of being, but we were writers on TV shows that I'm like, I would like to know. Because this was just so boring and made no sense at all. And no one cares about your real estate job. No.

And that guy who plays her boss. And he's like, I'm 90. And I'm like, there's no way that like a big realtor that made it in New York would be an eccentric, like San Francisco hippie. That's not who would be the biggest, look who the biggest realtor people are in New York City. And they're like conservative looking people.

Like what, that was so- And isn't that guy who comes in and takes her job, isn't he a real realtor? He's on that show, right? And he's done several acting jobs and his acting has not improved no I know it's now we're gonna deal with this guy and then he goes I like her you would know her if she's a top realtor you would already have known her and been like Seema like let's work together like it's so stupid oh then okay let me show you something else okay so now they're eating the chicken,

and I hate fake eating on a show. Yeah. Okay, so then, could the foreshadowing not be so freaking obvious? So then she gets a reddicar, and she goes over those grates that say don't back up, and they literally zoom in on the sign. I'm like, we got it.

We know she's gonna back up through it. Why did you have to show us that? I know, all of it, that's what I'm saying, that's the bad directing. It just, everything keeps taking you out of it. You're like, what is this? And yeah, so I'm very frustrated by all that. Tell me what else you think on the notes here.

Honestly, I'll say this. I thought Rosie O'Donnell was kind of good I know and I would have that Rosie and I would have like like those they should have kept her in it How great would have been if they hit it off? Yeah, and then Miranda was like so I'm going on a religious retreat with the nun like that would have been. Or she's going to church and then Miranda's like, you know I was raised Catholic. Like there could have been a whole funny thing

that they could have hit it off. Honestly, it would have been more fun watching them walk through the M&M store than the dumb plot lines they've come up with. You know they kept goofing on the fact that she was doing like, you know. I know, that was also, I mean like why would you be, first of all, you decided to sleep with a woman

that you met for one second. Like you're gonna just take home this girl. Like you're that horny to be with another body that you're just like, you don't know she's a murderer. Then you're like making fun of the fact that she's not like a true blue New Yorker. Like, well, I don't know what it's worth, Miranda. You being with a tourist or with a nun. I spent that a lot. It was just like, what, I don't know what's worth, Miranda, you being with a tourist or with a nun.

I spent that a little lot. It was just like, what? And now, of course, the gardener, the new gardener comes in, it's gonna be the new love interest, right? Well, that whole thing was like, then she goes up and she's like, you know, your shirt. Home with a whopper, like, we're doing these jokes?

This is what I'm thinking, like I'm imagining the writers room and they're like, all right, what are your funny jokes? And then somebody was like, I saw this hipster with a whopper shirt. It would be funny if she was like, that's copywritten. Now, it would maybe make sense if she was a lawyer, a copyrighted lawyer or in advertising. She's a realtor. Why would she care?

Why would she start with that? Your shirt is copywritten. That's what I'm saying. It doesn't go with the cadence of the character, the background of the character. And then he's like, well, my attorney is Ronald McDonald. Like right off the bat, you'd be like, oh, I didn't even know that I didn't even think about this from you. Like if you're a gardener, you'd be like, this is a shirt I wore, lady.

Like, I don't know, but you're pretty cute. Like if you're going to have a romance, he wouldn't be this witty thing who's into gardening and then and then listen I'm but I'm like and then he has his nephew there and I'm like okay what is going on here so I have another weird I have a prediction I have a prediction everyone I'm telling you we we thought that he was going to go for Carrie. Now Seema likes him, okay, the gardener. He has a young adult autistic nephew that he brings to work with him, which I'm all for showing that I think that, but I think it's got to lead to something.

Absolutely. And because everybody has no original ideas on this writing staff, Seema and him are getting intimate. And his nephew is over, this is my prediction, or Carrie, one of them is getting intimate with Gardner, and she went and bought like sexy lingerie or something. And he comes in and because he knew like the exact like statistics of her car, because you know,

he's on the spectrum and they have a talent for that, that he's gonna come in and go, and she's gonna go, ah, ah, and try to cover her like bra and underwear. And he'd be like, that's Victoria's secret from 2007. That was a vintage pushup bra. That's gonna be the joke. You That was a vintage push-up bra. That's gonna be the joke. You know what, you're probably dead right.

That's when I'm completely finished with the show. Or if I have- I'll never be finished with the show. I will watch it till I'm the last person watching it. I just read an article in New Yorker magazine or something that said, basically that, it said, let's just all watch it right into the ground. Because it's, you know, it's just.

Because it brings me passion. Right. I don't have a passion of hate or love for any other show right now. Than this one. Than this one. And like Shannon's like falling asleep, and I'm like, no, like, people are saying,

Heather, I'm done, I won't watch it. And I'm like, no, you have think watch it because I'm watching it? Do you think we're gonna have to watch Steve jerk off? Are you ready? Come on Come on Miranda gonna make me take my cock out. I don't wanna do it. This is that's not right for me Okay, so of course my favorite storyline that I talked about was them going out partying all night. Oh, I love espresso with the Swedish. And everyone's like, what happened?

Why does Maria? Why does Charlotte now have these big eyes all the time? Yeah, we were watching it after she gets hung over. She she was putting eyedrops in her eyes and Drake goes, is that why is that as part of the storyline of why her? Eyes are so big all the time He also seems like like she's almost to the point where this she's gotten like like she's a little mental or something Yeah, it's like they've become such characters themselves. Yes, then it's I don't know It's all gone and then the the hackiness of the old men,

because they did two different old men, like I'm cool, right? The black guy was like, yeah. Oh my God, you're right. They did with Lisa, with the girl Lisa Parker's husband, he was like, I'm cool, right, I'm cool, right? How can I be cool? And then also, like mom jeans are in right now,

so that joke is old. Like they're completely bad with the jokes. The skinny jeans joke is like, really? Right, but then also, yeah, the little girl goes, oh, are you going to the club in your mom jeans? And I'm like, mom jeans are actually super in right now. So like that was a joke from 12 years ago that Tina faded on SNL. And then they can't,

I can't get the button flies open. So he pisses his pants? Like that's just gross. I know. I mean, if I was some of these actors, I can't get the button flies open. So he pisses his pants? That's just gross. I know. I mean, if I was some of these actors, I'd be like, honestly, outside of John Corbin and a few others, like Evan Handler doesn't work that much.

He's probably like, I'll do the piss pants. I get why everyone is like, and why you won't watch it. Because you're just like, and I'm not, I mean, if I was them, I'd be like, I'm not gonna watch it. I'm not gonna, you know, and they even did a bit where Miranda goes, I hate watching Love Island, you know? Where how could this bisexual girl be this into guys and girls and be such a bad picker?

I'll never, and then, you know, and then she's like, you know you can stop watching. She's like, I can't. The people think that was like them knowing that everyone's hate watching. And so they had to write that in. Like, we get it, you're hate watching. Well, you know what, I'm with you though.

I kinda watch too. And then there were certain scenes where I'm like, all right, it wasn't the worst scene. No, like I was saying, the Adderall is actually a good storyline. And there's gonna be something where Aiden then gets pissed at Carrie, because he's like, I don't want Why I'm Not an Adderall.

You went and got the Adderall from my ex-wife. You didn't ask me about it. You need to tell me when you're talking to my ex. We have a problem. Like, just trust me, he's gonna be- This is gonna end this season, right? Aiden and her over this season? I think we're done with that one.

And also, why does a guy that lives in, I'm assuming, a six to seven million dollar home with a two-story guest house, why is it always because they're rich and they're on a farm, I'm assuming, a six to seven million dollar home with a two story guest house, why is it always because they're rich and they're on a farm, they have to have a truck from 1975? You're telling me you have a working farm. It's for jerking off, so you can lay out and jerk off. Well it's not great, because he beefs the horn.

But I'm like, with no air conditioning, and he's like, well the air conditioning's good in the house, but you have a truck, and you know that you're picking up your girlfriend and her ritzy friend, you don't have an extra car that's like a normal car, like keep the truck for fun. But like, a rich person would have a cute Bronco that looks old, but it's new and costs $150,000.

One of the other fun parts of the show is that they have to find a bunch, because they're all of a certain age now, and they have to find a bunch of around 60-year-old actors who aren't famous, you know, because they can't pay that kind of money, so they gotta find somebody who's been in the acting game a long time, but the reason why they haven't achieved any success is because they're bad actors, you know what I mean?

But they're good looking, and so you're seeing at least, like all of them, every guy who talks to Seema, because Seema had a whole thing where there was like nine different guys who came to the bar and she would give them the ups, she read them their whatever. And what boss would ever go to his 55 year old executive employee and go,

I'm buying you a matchmaker because you need to find somebody. No man would ever say that to a 55-year-old single woman. They'd be like, you're on your own. Seeing the bad actor, the bad six-year-old actors come in every episode is my favorite part. It is amazing. It's the best thing ever.

So then, oh, and then these girls, the art girls, are my favorite. Like, it's so great. I mean, this looks something out of, this looks like out of a Sunite Live sketch, this picture. I know, that's what I'm saying. It's like they're trying to, okay, then I wanna say this popped up.

This was a sketch that was done 20 years ago or around then with Bea Arthur playing and. Ava Goda. And Ava Goda and then they, I watched the whole thing, I remember it. And it was, what if Sex and the City, if they're old. Yeah. And I watched the whole sketch and Charlotte,

the character of Charlotte who's being played by the mom, remember the lady from Facts of Life? Yes. And then there's Sally Struthers and then there's somebody else and they all have wigs on and they're all acting like the other girls. Like the teacher from Facts of Life. Yes. And then there's Sally Struthers and then there's somebody else and they all have wigs on and they're all acting like the other girls. Like the teacher from Facts of Life, Charlotte Ray was her name.

Yeah, Charlotte Ray. They go to a nightclub. Oh. And the same lines that happen with Charlotte where they go, I've had more, I've had hot flashes that are more fun than this night. I'm dreaming of my slippers. I was like, oh my God.

Oh my God, so it really is a sketch now. And then she, oh my god. Oh my god. So it really is a sketch now. And then she, yeah, then she's, she's doing her thing. I mean, it's, it's crazy. Okay. This is a rumor that is going around. I have talked very little about the phenomenon that is Bonnie Blue, who is a woman. English.

English. English, very attractive, white woman with big blue eyes, perfect body, perfect hand, who does these marathons where people, guys can show up, and she keeps trying to break her records. Yeah, like 1,000 men. And the questions I have are, is it that she just lays there like with her legs and stirrups or whatever and each guy goes one pump, three pumps.

It can't be that every guy is going off. How many constitutes so that she can get to the next one and break the record? I don't know. I don't know the rules. You know? Well, the rumor is that she in fact was born male. This is my favorite one yet. I have not heard this one.

And when I heard it, I said, I don't know if that's true, but as a woman, it's even the most prolific porn stars in history and are flabbergasted by this. And it's like, I don't know. It would be, like this would, I don't know if it's true. I don't know if they just found a guy that looked like her and someone is just creating this rumor.

I mean, apparently she says she has parents and they are all supportive. I don't know if we've ever seen the parents. I've wondered if this whole thing was a hoax, like is this even true? But you see the men and this and that, so I don't know. I mean, if this was the case, it would really be interesting.

Like the thousand guys, is that something that you could, like is it on Pornhub or is it on OnlyFans? Is it something you watch? They'll do these videos where it's- Or she just says, I did a thousand. Like they'll do a song where she and another girl are like, it's about, the song will be like, about to get crazy. And then these guys all have masks on

and they're behind them. Well, now you could just hire actors to do that. Right, right, right. And then there's rumors or a piece of like, when you find out your guy went to the Bonnie Blue or whatever, I'm just like, how do we know if this is even happening? I hope it's not happening.

Is there something that you, like can you watch it on OnlyFans? Like actual insertion or something of a thousand people? I mean, I would think the whole thing, if this is real, yes, and that is how you are making, you know, millions of dollars a month so that eventually you can retire your nether region. I don't know.

Yeah. I'll tell you this. So I had my girlfriends over for the weekend. They're all in different industries. One's in software, one's in pharmaceuticals, and one is in HR of big departments. And so there's a lot of AI talk. Oh yeah.

Like you wouldn't think it was menopause and AI talk, a lot of it. The third night. Sounds like sex in the city. Yeah, but I was like, Like you wouldn't think it was menopause and AI talk a lot of it Yeah, but I was like actually this this is more interesting conversation and my one friend said That you know, there's talk or whatever that only fans Might is looking to sell or whatever because they think that Only fans will be a hundred percent taken over by. And these girls won't have the ability to make the money they're making now. You mean AI, like the people will be AI?

Yeah, I mean, already we know that the communication and stuff is obviously not them. Or you hire somebody, whether they're in India or in your guest house or whatever. But I mean, I still think that there, if you're a, I mean, I don't know, I don't know, but it's just like very, anyway, it was just weird. So I don't know if it's true or not. Also, this came across. These girls are real conjoined sisters.

And I came across a sketch. They do sketches about themselves being conjoined sisters. And I came across a sketch. They do sketches about themselves being conjoined sisters being funny. Oh good. They just laugh about it. Oh, well that's good. It's like a funny sketch about how, somehow they're talking about how a guy's

acting like their mom and they're yelling at him, why did you tie us together to save money or something? I don't know what the sketch is, but. Oh, that's good. I thought they were gonna say they're on OnlyFans. I was like, I don't know if I wanna do that. I saw this, Steve Carell did a commencement speech at Northwestern.

And then he goes, and now for our mid commencement speech, dance break. And the music starts, and it seemed like such a bomb of a joke. Oh, he did like a dance? He just, everyone just like got up and he like danced and you know, whoever was near, oh, isn't this great? Cause it's Steve Carell, he comes down the audience

and I'm like, so then you do a mid dance and then you have to go back and talk to, I mean, I can't think of a better, a worse way to like do a standup bit. Like if you're gonna sing or dance, you like do it at the beginning or the end. You don't do it like mid, I don't know. Yeah, well he's not a standup,

so he probably learned that when he got back up and tried to. I am still, having gone to a lot of commencement speeches in my life since I've grown kids. They don't get any more interesting unless you do have like a star. Yeah, right. Like, I don't, I mean, if I was at college,

I would pick a star every time. Yeah. We do not need the person who won the humanitarian award for this continent or whatever. We need like the Will Ferrell, Steve Carell. I'm sure his speech was great. I just saw the one dance thing. I would have told him, I don't think you need it.

But talk about the office, talk about things like something. But anyway, okay. Oh, Bianca is still on it. She went out in a see-through nude one-piece suit and fur boats. Fur boats. So she's still doing it without Kanye.

So a lot of people said it was Kanye making her dress like that. And now she brings her sister along. Oh, good. So. They're not conjoined, are they? No. Tell me what else is going on in your life.

Well, I'll ask you a couple of, with summertime. Yes, summertime is fun. Raining, yeah. Are you familiar with a sardine summer? It's sardine girl summer. No, what is that? Have you heard anything about this? Please do tell.

Oh, okay. Have you noticed sardines are on everything now? Sardines on every clothing, every handbag, everything. What does a sardine even look like? Basically it's like a little tiny, just a shape of a fish. Okay. And it's on everything.

And they're calling it- I've never even eaten a sardine, cause it was always like a gross thing that people would have in a can. Yeah, and a can. It's like old man eat it. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, it's sardine girl summer.

You probably didn't know that. No, I didn't. I'm here to tell you, everybody, and your listeners. Yeah? Sardine Girl Summer. You probably didn't know that. I'm here to tell you, everybody, and your listeners, Sardine Girl Summer, I heard about it a couple weeks ago and I've since mentioned it on my podcast and everybody is sending me, go to Target, go to Target, go to any store. Everything is covered in sardines.

Every dress, every shirt. Does anyone know why? Who started it? It's some fashion thing that came out of like Italy or something, and they're calling it Sardine Girl Summer. Fascinating. So I recommend you're going to go on your vacations. Coming up now, July is coming.

You need to get yourself something sardine. Sardine earrings, sardine everything. You name it. It's everywhere. Sardine Girl Summer. I'm on it. And then also, you know, I know you've heard of the Labadoobadoob or whatever. Those little dolls. So what is the deal? Because I have no, first of all, I don't have a real Birkin.

I would never buy this for, to put on purses or whatever. I get that it's, I get why little girls would want it. It's the Beanie Babies of our time or the Cabbage Patch dolls or whatever, and it's a marketing way to get them to go around. Don't understand that and don't find it a particularly interesting conversation about it, but whatever, good for them. My daughter has not asked for these yet.

I haven't heard anything about it other than what I'm reading about, Labadoodos or whatever. I think it's little girls, but it's also like adult women. Yeah, I see adult women wearing them. Yeah. But that's just, it's one of those dumb things. Like Kathy Hilton just had a party where like,

all the Labadoobies or whatever came there. Or like, it was like, oh come and you could buy other things, so she's got like a jewelry line, but then also, they had a big thing where like, you could, I don't know. You could buy that at the party? Or they were giving them away to the people at the party? I don't know.

They're like 90 bucks a piece or something. Yeah, and I guess it started with that whole thing kinda like how there was the unboxing of food or whatever. You don't know what you're gonna get, so I guess that's the fun of it. Yeah, well, and can I ask you another? Yes. Summer-related question.

Yeah. Is there currently, do you have a song of the summer? Have you heard anything where you're like, this is the one? Like the Espresso by Sabrina Carpenter last year seemed to be song of the summer. Well, it's not the one that Charlotte danced to. I ba da ba doo, I ba da.

Have you heard Will Smith's new one, Pretty Girls? I did, I talked about that on Tuesday. I actually thought it was kinda catchy. Oh really? It's like, how does it go? Pretty, I sound about that on Tuesday. I actually thought it was kinda catchy. Oh really? It's like, how does it go? Pretty Girls, I like Pretty Girls. Yeah, I don't know that it's gonna be a hit. No, yeah, I haven't heard one yet.

Outside of like maybe Benson Boone or something. Yeah. Mystical, magical, but someone told me it's just physical by Olivia Newton-John and now when I listen to it I'm like, oh it is physical by Olivia Newton-John, and now when I listen to it, I'm like, oh, it is physical by Olivia Newton-John. It's like the same song. That's so funny when you like hear that.

Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, that's it. So you're coming to my party next week. I am. I am very excited. I don't really understand what it is, but I'll be there. It's just a celebratory party, past apps, cool drinks.

Okay. Cute people. How many people are we talking about? Funny people. How many people? It's just a celebratory party, past apps, cool drinks. Okay. Cute people. How many people? Funny people. How many people? 100. 100 people? Hopefully.

Oh my God, I didn't think it. Or 12. Yeah. I thought, I was thinking more along the lines of 12, but 100's great. No, it's like a real party. Yeah, okay. It's like a real party, celebrating people like you. But I'm the biggest, I'm the, I'm the,

I mean, I feel like I need some sort of... You're gonna get a special thing. Outside of you. You're gonna get a special situation that's gonna happen. There's gonna be a Mike moment of me where I say some things. Oh, I don't wanna say anything, but if...

No, I will be toasting you. Oh, but I'm saying, okay, let's just say the cast of your show, you're the star of the show. Juicy Scoop. But if this were the Wizard of Oz, you're Dorothy. I'm definitely the scarecrow. 100%. Okay.

Just let that be known. And then Brandi and Julie are the good witch and the bad witch. Right, exactly. Guy Branum's the Tin Man. Or the Cowardly Lion, whatever he wants to be. The Coward though, Guy Branham's a Cowardly Lion. Yeah, right, right.

Oh my God, can someone just put that together? I know someone can do that for fun, put a little cast together. Yeah, okay. Yeah. But I'm just looking forward to it. Wait, Spencer Pratt, Princess Pratt can be the, Oh yeah, Spencer Pratt.

He can be the Tin Man. He can be the Tin Man. And the guy can be the. Cowardly Lion. Yes, 100%, and then the two witches, yeah. Yeah, and then Peter is Oz. Totally! Yeah.

Yeah. Drake is one of the Munchkins. Yeah. That's six five, but that's been. No, they're both. Drake and Brandon? Drake and Brandon that are flying monkeys. Yeah, they're flying monkeys.

Yeah. We got it, we figured it out. Anyway, one more thing. I brought my summer fashion. Let's see it. I'm going to Montauk July 1st. I love a Montauk sudden. Now can I just tell everybody,

if I have no connections anymore, I don't know anybody, and I know you have a large audience and you have a hipper, cooler audience. When do you leave? How long are you there for? I'm there July 1st to the 14th. Like two weeks. Okay, okay.

But there's like some new places. Oh, it's gonna be the funnest. Yeah, there's like a place called Mary Lou's. I think it came from Palm Beach that just opened in Montauk. And it's just like impossible. So if anybody knows anything, get in touch with me. You know how to do it. Here it goes. This is what you're gonna be seeing.

Yeah, if you can help them get a reservation or a better table, reach out. I just don't like the brim of the hat. But you don't like the flat. But it's not terrible. I'm not horrified at all. Okay. I like your blue glasses that you said were douchey. Oh, I have, I bring like seven different pairs of glasses.

I know, but I would do the blue one with this look because the blue shirt. Yeah. And... Now what do you think of like... Why this shirt? Because it's like, say, Fourth of July. But it says 25.

20, yeah, 2025. I hope nobody thinks I'm 25. But it's supposed to be like a football theme? Yeah, well, you know, it's fun. People go, look at this guy. Where did you buy it? I don't wanna know. Oh, you don't wanna know. I do wanna know. I think I was like an American... Target? Like no, like, you know, it's fun. People go, look at this guy. Where did you buy it? I don't wanna know. Oh, you don't wanna know.

I do wanna know. I think I was like at an American. Target? Like nowhere, like an American Eagle, like at Four Kids. Like a, you know, if you're 22, you shop there. Oh. I was like at an American Eagle. Okay.

I was on the road, you know, killing time. But look, your shirt, your shoes match perfectly. They're white with a blue stripe. It's a whole thing. Baby blue stripe. I think, I think it's great. Thank you. I think it's great. But this is, you know, where it's a whole thing. the blue stripe, baby blue stripe. I think it's great. Thank you. I think it's great.

But this is, you know, where it's a whole thing. It's a party place. I can't, you can't be in, you can't wear like a suit. For 4th of July, I will be at my home here in the Westlake area. And where I live, we don't have, it's not like we can see the fireworks from our house. Fourth of July is always a really hard day.

How come you choose not to go to, do a Fourth of July beach vacation? We've done that, but I just wanna stay in my neighborhood because there'll be fun, we have a nice pool, so maybe we'll invite some people over, whatever. But if we wanna actually, first of all, I'm gonna be totally honest. I, last, a lot of Fourth of July's,

we have started the pool fun, the boozing, and I have been asleep before the fireworks. I agree, me too. And asleep, you know, passed out slash. Because what people don't mention is it's gotta be real dark for the fireworks. So then it really starts to like 10 p.m. It doesn't go to like 9.30, yeah.

And then if you have to get somewhere and then you have to set up your blankets, whatever, who cares? And as the kids got older, they didn't fucking care. So then I'd be like, oh my God, I miss the fireworks again. And so, I mean, I'm definitely, I want people to come over and I also want to be invited to people's houses and I want to be invited to anybody that has a, like a boat

in Westlake because there was a big thing that happens in Westlake where people get on their little duffy boats and people tie them together and it's kind of like a crazy thing. So that could be fun in the day, but then still, how you can keep it going, drinking or not, how you can keep it going from a barbecue for lunch until 10 at night. I can't. Yeah, I feel like the Sex and the City,

with the espresso martinis, I can't keep going. It's a lot, I don't know. It's like I gotta split up the thing. And I always remember one of my bigger regrets in life for partying was I had a choice. I was a single girl in my 20s living in Bretwood. And I had a choice to go to the Pacific Palisades with this couple who had a choice to go to the Pacific Palisades

with this couple who had a cute house and little girls that was my sister's friend. And I was like, oh, that's beautiful. They have a cute, it was a nice house. It wasn't even crazy house. They're having a little pool party. And I'm like, and I was looking for a husband. I was thinking maybe he had a, maybe he had a wife or something.

Maybe he had a guy. Yeah. But it was pretty family friendly. Then I was gonna plan on driving all the way to Los Feliz to go to a party where all the groundlings people were and some SNL people that were home for the week. But by the time I left the Pacific Palisades, I just was like the thought to try to go all the way and I didn't and I

Heard like Will Ferrell was there and Agosta like all these fun people Chris for and I was almost like why why what was it? Why did I go to the Palisades party in the start? Like it is very I've had so many times where I've been like trying like in Malibu Go trying to go from one party to an. You can only choose one location in LA. One party, there's no two parties, especially in Los Angeles, forget about it. Unless it's all within the same neighborhood. Barely that.

Yeah, but you can if it's in the same neighborhood. If you have to get on a freeway to go to another event, it's not gonna happen. You shouldn't, you shouldn't. It's a lot of stress. Also, thank you to our forefathers who made us Americans. Thank you, absolutely, yes, that too. All the people that died in 76.

Yeah, that day, yeah, all that, all that. Chris, tell everybody where they can see you. Oh my God, this weekend I'm in Escondido, California, coming up, you guys listen to this on Thursday, I'm in Escondido Friday and Saturday, Grand Comedy Club, Escondido, California, and then I'm off for a little while. The next thing.

Just off the road. Yeah, I'm off the road until the end of August. I think the last weekend of August I'm in Greenville. But every friend, Jolodot Fund's gonna have all the fall dates. I have a ton of dates coming up in the fall and the winter. But summer I'm off, except for Escondido, California, Grand Comedy Club this Friday and Saturday night. I love it. And then I'm off, except for Escondido California Grand Comedy Club

this Friday and Saturday night. And then I'm in Montauk. Hook it up, people. Hook it up, seriously. When we say hook it up, we are not asking for a free meal. No, nothing. We're asking for a girl to be like, I'm the manager. What night do you wanna come in?

I got a cute table for you. Right. And I can make your life a little better. Yeah. And I like your podcast. Thank you. That's it. And of course Chris is going to post about it

and talk about it, blah, blah, blah. Of course. So, you know, or if you have a place that he hasn't mentioned that you are like, we're better than that spot, let him know. Also, that too. I don't know anything anymore, you know? And it always makes me look good

in front of my brothers and stuff. No, because you're SpongeBob Square podcaster. And the people are like, why is he wearing... That's a great joke. And to get back to the anger of that, I was like, okay, so the young guys in the law firm are making fun of a 60-year-old married father of two for not going to night clubs. Who the fuck at 60 is going to a night club? So he's like, they call me SpongeBob Square partner.

The young kids call Chris Frangiola SpongeBob Square podcaster. And also, so who was watching? So a 30 year old man is making a SpongeBob reference to tease his, like that's where I'm like, that's why you guys, that's why the writing is so bad. You know, no one's thinking of what would someone. Should we come up with something better than that one?

You know, I feel like it's, they just take the first joke. I don't know how much collaboration is happening in rooms. I know that was one of the bigger things that was part of the writer skilled strike Yeah, like they were like no, we're not gonna do the weeks of prep with everybody together Yeah, cut that out. You're just gonna have to like write it off by yourself

It shows it really fucking shows on a lot of shows a lot of shows Yeah, a lot of things like don't like even the friends and neighbor show which I kind of like Yeah a lot of things like don't, like even the Friends and Neighbor show, which I kind of like, there's a lot of things that like don't make sense, like casting wise and other things, even though that's a pretty decent show, it's still annoying me. That's Sean Ham. Yeah, it's pretty good.

Right, I've heard. You know what, that's a good one to download for your flight to New York. I like to download like a series. I feel like the time goes quicker on a five hour flight if it's a series than if it's like two movies. I agree with you. Because you're like, okay I got one. Okay I only have two more left. And you're like looking forward to the next thing. I think that makes the five hours go by so fast. I'm doing it. Love you Chris. Love you back.

Thank you for having me. Everybody listen to Cover to Cover. It covers all the funny topics. Cover to Cover is the podcast everybody. Go listen to that and you know follow me on all the funny topics. Cover to cover is the podcast, everybody. Go listen to that. And follow me on all the socials. I try to do Instagram as much as I can. He really does funny stuff, you guys. And you are gonna want to live his life in the Hamptons with him. And you do a lot of stories,

and you do a lot of funny stuff. Thank you, as do you. Thank you for being such a wonderful friend all these years. See you at the 10 year anniversary. Such a big hearted, juicy scoop, and I'm so appreciative. Thank you very much. It's nice to hear. Love you. Thank you for being such a wonderful friend all these years. See you at the 10 year anniversary. Such a big hearted, juicy scoop, and I'm so appreciative. Thank you very much. It's nice to hear.

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