Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Chris Franjola on Ryan Reynolds, Taylor Swift, Grammy’s, Oscar's, and A-Holes

Episode Date: February 6, 2025

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to the number one tabloid real life podcast. Listen in, listen up. Woo, woo. Heather McDonald, Juicy Scoop. Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop, your favorite late in life daddy. He puts the dad in daddy. It's Chris Frangiola, former model,

turned stand-up comic, devoted husband and father. What are you doing for Valentine's Day, Chris? Oh, Valentine's Day. Oh, well, I'll be at the Irvine Improv first, Thursday, that's Thursday. The 13th. 13th, February 13th, Irvine Improv. Valentine's Day, Eve.

Eve, so yeah, come on out. Valentine's Day. Nobody wants to go out on a real, you know, nobody gets to restaurants on the real day. So come on to Reempros. You wanna go to shows. And then I go to Rava Wines. It's a winery up in Paso Robles.

I'll be there Saturday, February 15th. Oh my God. Yeah, 15th. So if your partner, man, woman, whatever, has not planned a beautiful weekend here in the, where is Pauza? Pauza is about three hours from here, up in wine country.

It's just a little further than Santa Barbara. Yes, kind of, yeah. Gorgeous part of the country. Go see Chris on Saturday. Yeah, Saturday night, Rafa Wines. I will be in New York City. You know, when I was with, I was at Out to Door Last Night,

this guy comes up and he's like, what are you doing? This person we know. And I said, oh, I'll be, I can't go to the event, the club or whatever that we're at, our country club. I said, cause I'll be in New York. Oh, good luck. It's so cold. I'm like, all right, you know what?

I'm going. Like I'm going and the people are going. People act like you're going to be walking across the frozen tundra I'm not sure in Times Square I'm gonna be in Times Square at the Pleiadian, but we are not watching the ball drop you know you're running from the car Yeah, yeah, it will be so doing that Do your Valentine's Day Friday then DC Saturday the 15th and then Red Bank the 16

Oh, so a whole fun Valentine's weekend. Yes. Gallantines. Gallantines, valentines, whatever you want to call it. Yes, so come, depending on where you are, either see me or Chris. Yeah, East Coast and West Coast. We got it covered.

We got it covered. We got it covered. With cover to cover host, Chris Brangelo. Here we are. Chris, I went to Fire Aid last week. I saw it on your Instagram. How was that? You went to the big concert down there at the new, all new arena.

So I love it. It's gorgeous. Yeah. I can't believe that we have something new and clean in LA. It's a beautiful new. So you know, Peter is good about buying like concert tickets and stuff like that. So he was like, would you want to go to this? And I'm like, yeah, let's go. And so we went and we get there. I didn't understand that

there were two shows going on. Two separate venues. You had the forum and you had where you guys saw yours. The... The Intuit. it into it into it. Yeah, well, it's felt like into it into it I am to it's like a tax thing. Okay. Yeah. Oh, I thought it was like I'm into it Anyway kind of sounds like that. So So we got there and You know is great seeing lots of people brought their teenagers and stuff And it was cool and every seat is nice and everything is very luxurious and clean and nice.

So, you know, the tickets were very expensive, which is good. Like they made, they said they made over a hundred million. Oh, good. And a lot of like billionaires matched it and all this other stuff. So that was all good. And, but I didn't understand that this other show started,

I guess at like five? Because- Seems to be, yeah. Because when I got there, we got there, our show was starting at 7.30 or whatever. And then I was like, oh wait, it's already starting. He goes, no, that's the other show. So then you, as we were sitting,

while they were changing artists, we would watch the other show. Okay. So like Stevie Nicks and Red Hot Chili Peppers were at the other show. Okay. So like Stevie Nicks and Red Hot Chili Peppers were at the other show. Okay. And my show had Billie Eilish and it had Olivia Rodriguez. Katy Perry. The Grace Girl. Rodrigo. Gracie Adams, who is J.J. Adams' daughter. J.J. Abrams. Sorry, Abrams. Yeah. J.J. Abrams' daughter. Right. And she's beautiful. She was excellent. And you know, all those girls are LA born nepo babies

that have grown up to be beautiful, successful, really talented artists. I know. And it's just, I was like, yeah. Like I was like looking at the Gracie girl, I'm like her body's banging, but she had like dark, like I was like all these girls are looking like very low-key clean cut now okay like these new girls

yeah like even Olivia Rodrigo like she had a sexy little outfit on but it was still like freshly washed hair like it was like these girls were like like who you want your daughter to grow up to be, you know? Well, you know, it depends on who you are. Yeah, and so she's ready. So they were all great, excellent. Yeah. And it's funny because I felt like I watched it and I felt like the applause from people was the biggest when you had like a Gracie Abrams and things like,

and I'm like, I'm just so out of it because then Rod Stewart comes on. And I mean, I felt like he was like, who's this all time? Like Crosby. Well, because like a lot of people brought their teenagers. But it was kind of fun because, because then they would sing along, but they were sitting like you'd hear it all around.

And the girls were really good singers. So I kind of enjoyed like the sing along. Oh good. And then Katy Perry was there. And then we looked in, So Peter's like, look, look. And there was this guy, like probably a 30-fabrile guy and this really attractive model looking girl. And they had two rows for themselves and a security guard. And I was like, oh my God. So I'm imagining the whole thing. I'm like, no, this guy has a lot of money and they don't need security, but he's showing her like,

when we go to something, we're gonna have private security. I'm gonna buy all the seats around so you don't have to sit next to a stranger. Cause when I was sitting next to a guy, like coughing with a mask on it, you know, I was like, Peter, look at that guy, got all the seats for his girl, you know? And they're like, she's like 23, whatever.

So I'm imagining the whole backstory of how they met. So you never found out who it was. No, I did. It was Katy Perry. It was, she went, Katy Perry sat down in these and then all her people came and they were saving the rose for her. Oh, got it.

Yeah, but so I was like, oh, this isn't like, I'm thinking like Sugar Baby, how did she meet him? What if this is all a scam? He's an LA grifter. What if he didn't even pay for these tickets? I'm going through the whole thing, and then it was just Katy. And she was very sweet, sat down,

little girls came behind her, she took photos, she was very gracious and cute, you know? And so, and whoever these other kids were with, I don't know if they were the agents' kids or whatever, these teenagers, but it was going long. It was going long. That's the problem when you go, I go to a lot of those concerts, there's a lot of different acts. And you see every now and again, they'll pop in one you like, but then you got to wait a while to get to the others.

These moved and then in between were like the stories. And every person they had that was just a regular person, I was kind of shocked that they could kid up and speak so eloquently. I'm like, did they do a little bit of an audition? Because I'm like, not one person. And these people were just like, I'm a teacher or I'm not. I mean, even a teacher has to stand up in front of people and probably has good speaking skills.

But like another person was just like, I take care of my like sick parents and you know, and this kid is just standing in front and like being funny and like, like you would have thought it was really crystal. I'm like, how did they, is this really what I, maybe this is the magic of LA. Like everybody is pretty great. You know, it's funny, as I watch it, I thought the same thing. Like these people are composing themselves pretty well for being in front of a big crowd and live. And they've just been through the most traumatic thing of their life, and they're like, so. Maybe those people backstage were stumbling,

get at it. Like, we're, we don't cut short. We feel like you're not strong enough, though, because everybody they had was like really great. So that was, that was really cool. And then, you know, loved the Billy, I mean, I love Billy Eilish. I love a brother-sister situation.

They're both very good. And I just realized every time I saw their mom, why something was like, I know she was an actress, but something was coming to me like what? She was at the Groundlings like a little ahead of me. Oh, Billie Eilish's mom? Yes. Oh really? She was a regular member and teacher.

Oh really? And so all of a sudden I started to see like the boards of like, because if you walk into this sketch theater that I used to do the ground length, they'd have black and white photos of past sketches. And they would never take them down. So it's like you would see ones with, you know, all the greats or whatever from SNL. And I remember seeing her like doing like a sketch.

And I'm like, oh my God. So then I started looking up all this stuff and I'm like, yeah, they homeschooled the kids. She homeschooled her kids because she was just like, and she has a huge musical background too. Right. As well as like going the comedy route, but then also like wrote a movie.

So I don't know. I just think that whole thing is just like so impressive. I'm a fan. Yeah. I mean, she goes, she goes the other direction because most everybody, at least we'll talk about the Grammys in a second, but I feel like everybody was like, you know, just a bodysuit or naked. Yes.

But not, Billie Eilish just goes with big giant pants. Giant pants. Well, that's her thing right now, but she has such a beautiful face. And then it's just so sweet to see the brother playing guitar, and then she's to him, and he's like, no, it's you. And I'm like, I don't know to anybody that has more than one kid, it's like your dream. Right. That your kids would like-

That they get along. That they get along and like each other, and no one seems to be jealous or like, Yeah, I'll be the guitar player and you can be the star. Like we all know his name's Phineas, but it's like Phineas isn't I don't know. Everything about it is so great. I don't know if you noticed what they do in those type of concerts. Yes, they they basically put the people on what is kind of a lazy Susan. Right, they turn them. Yes, and they turn them. So you do three songs, which is that's kind of a lazy Susan. And they turn them. Yeah. And they turn them. So you do three songs, which is,

that's kind of a good thing. You don't have to go through the new material, hit them with the hits. And we got to see Jelly Roll. Yeah. So he did like his one hit, and then he did a cover of, God, I can't remember,

some like Hollywood rock, and he had Travis Barker. He did Bob Seeger, Hollywood Nights. Yeah, Hollywood Nights, and oh my God, and then he had Travis Barker. He did Bob Seeger, Hollywood Nights. Yeah, Hollywood Nights and oh my god and he had Travis Barker do the drums and that was just perfect. Yeah. So it's like you know everyone knows this one song and then you do a cover. A lot of them did covers.

A lot of them did covers, yeah. And I thought that was really like hot like LA iconic covers and that was cool. That was cool. But then at one point they moved the Lazy Susan on Stevie Nicks and I don't think they told her it was gonna be a role. She almost, I was like, oh no, she stopped. She just finished landslide, everyone's all into it. And they just started moving it.

Oh, you gotta move on here. Let's go brace yourself. I remember that to be like, oh my God, that would freak me out. Okay, so we get to the Grammys. Now, I had predicted, and thank you to everybody who alerted me to this. I remember, I was going to text you, I was saying your prediction has come true. I said there's going to be a time where it's going to be full vag on, first I said it would

be vag cleavage, which we've had, which is just the groin. Like a little hole there. Like between your thigh and the top of your pussy. There's a little cleavage. There's a lot of that that's been going on in the last few years. And then now full vag thanks to Kanye's coercive control over Bianca Sensori or not.

I've always been saying, is she 100% in on it? Is she getting paid per month to do this? Is she... What is your, what do you think? I mean, I go back and forth. At this point, they had a lip reader on who said that he said right before she took off the jacket, time to make a scene.

Oh. And then she said we did. And then she had to make a scene. Oh, they certainly did. And then she had to take it off. Yeah. And so she was completely naked. She had like a mink coat on or something. She has a hairless P. Yeah.

And so that's hairless. And so, and then just a sheer dress, I mean a sheer mini dress, I mean she's 100% naked. Right. I'm kind of surprised that like Instagram let me keep this photo up. I know, it was, there was a lot, like even like something like the New York Times

had like this picture up. The little black bar or something. Oh, they, yeah, yeah. And I guess they weren't invited to start. They were asked to leave. And again, no, I don't know. Like there's times where I'm like, this is so terrible. And then I'm like, then there's the other side of like,

well, you know, we were born nude, cavemen were nude, nudists. Yeah, it didn't bother me too much. Maybe she's just like, I mean, but maybe it's not bothering her is what I'm saying. Maybe she's like, but then it's also really weird because like, first of all, she has an incredible body. Yeah, she can pull it off.

The boobs look to be real. They do. She has a great face. But eventually, the way she met him is she had like a real education and a real job. She was like an interior designer or something, right? Yeah, like an architectural designer or something. So I'm like, did you ever want to even be like famous or a model? Like, because you weren't really going down that route as like a young adult. So

like now you're like one of the most famous people walking around because you're with this guy and it's because you are wearing these outlandish, naked, naked things. Like what is the end goal? I mean, I think that's what, I mean at this point, like spin her off into a record or something. Like why not just let her, you know, she could model through some, you know, song, I think. Like what is, she's not being an actress.

She's not being- No, because I don't think he wants that. Well, I mean- I don't think he wants it to be that she's just, I think there's, I'm just hoping that there's some type of, cause they say that they are married, but they're not legally married. I just hope there's some big financial situation

that when she does decide to leave or he dumps her or whatever, or her boobs drop, cause I'm sorry, I don't care all the plastic surgery in the world. Like you're not gonna be doing, you know, look at Angeline, okay? It doesn't last forever. Like are you gonna really like, you're to definitely need to have nylons then. But like so like what is the financial plan?

Like do you have homes in your name? Is she 22 or is she? No, she's like 30. OK. So I mean, she's still young. She still can have a lot of years to go naked. But I'm just I don't know. Like you're going to get tired of it. You're going to get cold. Right.

You're gonna go like, this isn't as fun as I thought. I mean, it's just like. But also the funny thing was this is not the first time. Like she's in this outfit at Cheesecake Factory. All the time. You know what I mean? So it's not like we were shocked by it. But this was full naked red.

I know, but still it was, it felt like we've all seen it. Yeah, and then he stopped following everybody but Taylor Swift. I mean, it's all just to get press or whatever, but they said this could affect this $20 million, these $20 million type shows, or maybe altogether at 20 million, that he's supposed to be doing in Tokyo.

Oh, okay. It could affect it in what way? Like a morality thing, or they don't like it, or they might cancel it, or whatever, which they live like half their time in Japan. And I mean, I just got to think Kim just being like, pfft. Yeah.

I mean, everybody should look at it and just go, just know who you choose to have kids with. Yes, our kids are beautiful, and they're geniuses, and everything, but just think about who you wanna deal with for the rest of your life. And if they are, we knew he was weird when she married him. We didn't think he was this weird, but we knew he was a little weird.

When he was, you know. And we wanted to believe that, you know, when they, when he asked her to marry him, and will you still love me when I'm no longer young and beautiful, which I think was the perfect song for them. Then he gets a lookalike. And she looks so much like Kim.

I know. It's just like... It's, I mean, yeah, a couple of the red flags, just like the design aesthetic alone, like she's like, we had a comfortable couch? No, cement. Like everything was like cement and just no stark walls and all. Well, I remember buying a baby gift for Kim after North was born and we knew it was cream,

black or beige was the only item you could buy for her. So where'd you get it? I got a Burberry onesie from Neiman's. Oh, nice. Cream with got a Burberry onesie from Neiman's. Nice. Cream with just the Burberry collar. You know, I had a child, I didn't get that. It would have been nice. I got you a pink Target thing where five came in one set.

It was lovely. We loved it. We loved it. That's all we need. We're simple people. Yeah. So and then I'm like, well, eventually this North is going to say, I want to wear my own clothes and she does, you know,

but it's like Kim went along with all of that. Yeah. And Kim wasn't like that. Like she did like flashy color. You know, she was her own thing. Yeah. She was always crawling around on the floor and like videos and stuff too. Right. We never talked about that. Remember this? What did you think of the Santa video that she did? She was like in a paneled basement somewhere, crawling around.

Santa baby, where she's acting like she was in Clockwork Orange. And what was the point of that? That really didn't get much buzz either way. No, it just kinda came, well it was a holiday thing, so once the holidays are over, it was the end of it. Yeah, but again, nobody knew the point of that. Were you trying to shock?

Wasn't it for a clothing line or something? I thought it was an artist or a clothing designer. Her staves? No, somebody else, some photographer or, you know. And it was done old with the old scratchy record. And it was Clockwork Orange. That old movie, Look It Up, it was that kind of like noir. And I, yeah, like, you know, weird people in it. And it just kind of flopped and she just moved

along. Like she was like, I guess she was just like, I'm going to just, she's, they're definitely like throw enough shit against Wall Street, what sticks kind of people. And that didn't really stick and nobody really cared. And everyone's like, this is weird and shocking. But also people didn't even care enough to be like outraged or like whatever. I mean, to be honest, the Grammys was good, but this is all anybody talked about. So they're right. Mission accomplished.

They did what they wanted to do. Totally. I mean, the Grammys were fun. Someone brought this out, a Juicy Scooper, Diane sent this to me, that this is 20 years ago. This is Gina Davis. She wore a long sleeve dress and she was naked underneath it too, but it was definitely not as visible.

And also the one girl years ago, I forget what was her name, she was Marilyn Manson, she was completely nude. I think it was the VMAs though, the Video Music Awards. And she was with Marilyn Manson. That was another thing. This is not an original idea.

No, I know. To bring your girlfriend and have her be naked on the red carpet. And then this is his body suit that someone said they saw a face in there. And it looks like a weird streaming, like weird face. Like, you remember like people would say, like, I made a piece of toast and it's Jesus? Yeah. Yeah. And so anyway, then she wore this sheer body suit out for the after party. And she was, that's why I don't think,

I think she's kind of in on it because at the after party, she was doing karaoke, she was having fun. They seemed very loving and fun. Right. And yeah, I think she just doesn't really care. I think she's fine being naked. I think she's like, maybe she's like, hey, I'm not gonna have this body forever.

Like, let's fuck with some people, let's have some fun. Maybe she's having a blast with it. I'm all right with it. And also, I don't know if this is true. I mean, she is Australian, right? So maybe they're a little bit looser over there with their, with things like this. I thought Australia was the more conservative

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Hey, everybody. My name is Bob the Drag Queen. And I'm on Xchange. And we are the hosts of Sibling Rivalry. This is a podcast where two best friends gab, talk smack and have a lot of fun with our black queer selves. Yeah, for sure. You know, we are family. So we talk about everything honey from why we don't like hugs to Black Lives Matter to interracial dating to other things right? Yes. And it

gets messy and we are not afraid to be wrong. So please join us over here at Sibling Rivalry available anywhere you get your podcast. You can listen and subscribe for free. For free, honey. Anyway, then we had Willow and her brother, Jaden Smith on the red carpet. She wore like a bikini with a long trench and he wore a house on his head. Willow Huffman Yeah, like a house.

Yeah. That's what— Tess Witt I mean, we haven't heard from them in a while. Willow Huffman No. Tess Witt So, you know, the red table talk is— Willow Huffman Right. He's been trapped in his house. Couldn't even get out of it.

Yeah. I don't even— Tess Witt So, I wonder like who thought—like who thought, Couldn't even get out of it. Yeah. I don't even... So I wonder who thought, like who thought, okay, what, like, what is, this is what I want to know, like what goes on when you're sitting around and you're like, okay, we're going to the Grammys and no one's talking

about you guys, you guys have to get your own shit going. You're older now, Jaden and Willow, Red Table Talk is done, no one cares that Will and I are like whatever, open, but we're not getting divorced. That's true. That all came in one. It's all done. The slap is over with.

The books that came out. So yeah, no one cared about my book, my narcissistic book. Like, so what are you guys going to do? Like Willow's like, I'll just wear a bikini, and then she sees that she should have gone naked. She's like, shit, I undershot it, right? And then the other kid is like, I'll have the art department make me a black house to wear on my head. Something from the set of Beetlejuice on top of my head. Obviously when he sat down, he had to take it off because no one could see.

No, he didn't. Did you see Nikki Glaser's picture? Yeah. Nikki Glaser was there because she was nominated for a comedy album, and she posted a picture on her Instagram behind him. She kept it on the whole time. And she's got the picture. She's like, here was my seat at the Grammy, and he's got the thing on his head. And she's like, I'm looking through the master bedroom window.

Yeah. So, yeah. So then we have Julia Fox, who also became famous for dating of Kanye for a month. But then she went on to say, which I don't know if this girl, Sensori, is the same way. Didn't she go on to say that we never did anything, we never had sex or anything? We never fucked. We never had sex. From what I can tell from the after party when she's wearing the sheer body suit with

Kanye's embedded face, whatever that is, it looks like a couple who is together. Right. So I think, yes, they are together. It's been a little longer than this one. I think he wasn't really into Julia and he was just kind of seeing like, can I piss off Kim or do something with this weird girl? Right. And she is weird.

How she still got, like, she got- People love her. She got shouted out by Charlie XCX at the end, like a big dance number, she went, Happy birthday, Julia Fox. I just feel like Hollywood with their friends, these friendships are intense, but they're short-lived. And they are somewhat clout-chasing, for sure.

Oh, absolutely. The audience loves to know that you're good friends or you're no longer friends or you're partying or whatever. And so she goes and she wears gloves. I said, oh, maybe she wore those gloves to help clean up the fires in the Palisades because she's wearing yellow industrial dish washing gloves. And then she's just got a G string on and a sheer thing.

And I mean, she's got a bang in body too. So here's her bare ass. And it just must have been sort of embarrassing that you're like thinking you're gonna do this like shocking naked thing. And then your ex-boyfriend brings a completely naked girl and you're like, well, at least Charlie X is gonna shout me out.

I don't know. I mean, people like her personality and she has a. Yeah, I don't know I mean people like her personality and she's Has a weird voice. I don't know what the point is. I don't but I mean who cares like people like her She's still going God bless everybody and I Don't know if you watch that. Did you watch it all the Grammys from like I watched the whole thing I saw Noah Noah Trevor Noah was the host I find him to, he's just kind of a boring host,

but maybe that's what you want, you know, just kind of, just don't get in the way. But I always, every year they do the same thing with Taylor Swift and Beyonce. They go out there and they go, and everybody, Taylor Swift is here. Taylor Swift is here, Beyonce's here. They keep referencing over and over,

and I'm like, well of course they are. They're singers and it's the Grammy. Why wouldn't they be there? Why is it so shocking that Beyonce's there? She's nominated. She's there. I don't know. I feel like it would be like if she was welding somewhere, that would be like, wait a minute, Beyonce's welding a house. They'd be like, okay, that's shocking. So she comes with her daughter who's 11, who looks like she's 38 and on her second divorce. Yeah. Like, and looking great. Like, she looks like I just came back.

Is she only 11? Yes. I could, that's shocking. I didn't even know it was her. Maybe she's turned 12, but I swear to God she's not 13. Wow. And so, you know, she's wearing a gown. I mean, they seriously look like they're two

like high society girls that are like, yeah. So she comes and, you know, Beyonce comes right before she wins it and she does, she wins for country album. And then it's like, how is she not nominated for anything at the country music awards? Or is it that people truly are afraid, because for all those videos that everyone did where they had to thank Beyonce,

because she never won for album of the year until now. And she won. And then Taylor won nothing. Taylor won nothing, but she doesn't need anything. She did it. And she's dancing around in her little red dress, and seems to have a great time. I felt like she was a little,

it was a little rude of her to be talking behind, Trevino was doing his monologue and she was like chatting behind him. As a comedian, I found it to be a little rude. Oh, to the people at her table. Yeah, she was a little rude that she wasn't letting him. But of course, she's got all eyes on her at all times. So as you know, I'm big on sports.

So I don't know if you know, but the Super Bowl is this Sunday. Sunday, oh yes. And Taylor's boyfriend is back at it. He gets to go again. Yes, Travis Kelce. Uh-huh, yeah. He's three times. They're going for a three-peat.

It could be the first time ever anyone's won three Super Bowls in a row. Kansas City Chiefs. All right. So, of course she's going. Interestingly, I don't think she'll be bringing Blake and Ryan, which we'll get into in a minute. Blake Lively and Ryan, she's going to leave those friends in the dust. But she also recently brought the basketball player girl to the very famous, and I can't think of her name right now, it's not coming to me, it'll come to me. Oh, Kaitlyn. Yeah, Kaitlyn Clark.

Kaitlyn, the female basketball player. She had Kaitlyn Clark with her the last game. Okay, yeah. For one of the playoff games. That's a good choice. It is, it was a great choice. You don't want to sit behind her either? Kaitlyn Clark, the whole time Kaitlyn Clark was a little bit like, I don't remember if

she had that other girl, the little girl with the orphan Annie haircut. Orange spice? Yeah, yeah, ice spice. Ice spice. Yeah, she had, and they all seem to be like, don't really, they're not keeping up as much as Taylor Swift is keeping up.

With watching the game. Yes. Yes. So they're like, oh, are we supposed to cheer? And then they're, oh, it's a little late because Taylor Swift's going wild. But yeah, I'm excited about it. So I'm always excited about it.

But it's the second year of Taylor being part of it, getting him to the Super Bowl. And so there is no engagement. There is no baby. This could be maybe the last Super Bowl there the heiress tour is over I don't know. I'm worried word it what that it might be ending or this will be an again people are saying this could Be the day they get engaged, but I don't think that's easy enough for that. I don't think either one of them. They're too cool To do that to be like on the field, on the knee. Like, people have done this before.

I believe one of the Houston Astros got engaged on the field after the World Series a few years ago. So, yeah, I don't think they would do that. I just like the two guys that coordinated doing the white chick stance. Oh, yeah, I did see that. And then they showed them behind the scenes, like, planning it out, like, in practice

and, like, doing the flips and stuff. That made me very happy. So, what are you saying? It's over or it's just beginning? behind the scenes, like planning it out, like in practice and like doing the flips and stuff, that made me very happy. So what are you saying? It's over or it's just beginning? I'm worried for a number of reasons. Worried in what way? I think, okay, so let's just think about Travis,

who I don't have a male brain, okay, but we all know this can only go one of two ways, okay? It can go to getting married, having kids, getting divorced, having a comeback album. Staying married forever and great. No songs written about Travis. Or has or I get nervous when people past 30 date longer than a year and a half without getting engaged. Okay. We just saw it happen with Paige and Craig of Southern Charm and Summerhouse.

They broke up and I feel like, I don't know, if he does not put a ring on it, I think it's because he doesn't want to. Wow. I think it's because he doesn't want to. Wow. I think it's because he doesn't want to, he is having second thoughts. Listen, we've all dated somebody, I'm still married to one, the one that I dated, okay? Yeah.

And it was fun to come to our shows. Right. In the beginning. Oh yeah, yeah. Thank God that's over. But you don't want that anymore though. Yeah, so it's like, does, you know, he came a lot, came a lot to her shows.

And maybe that- You're talking about Peter or Travis Kelso? Travis came a lot to her shows. And he's got to really think about the rest of his life. And he's so the boy next door, who's best friends with his brother and is so likeable and he has so many other things going on. And I do believe oftentimes men don't marry the one, they marry the one that's right at the right time.

And they also sometimes get intimidated by women that are just, you know, incredible like her. And maybe seeing all the stuff with Blake and Ryan and the power that they have and how the world has turned on Blake and Ryan and that she was one of the dragons and all of this. I don't know. I don't know. Either, like I said, either there better be an engagement or a baby or a secret marriage that we didn't know about with it by like April or 100% it is not gonna last.

And that is my prediction. If they are not engaged or married by April or pregnant, it will not last. It will not go another year of them just dating. There's not gonna be another Super Bowl coming around. One of them is gonna say, forget it. Now do you think she'll be at the Super Bowl? Of course she's gotta be there, right?

Of course she'll be there, yes. I mean, you never know. Maybe she'll, you know, I'll just stay home. Yeah, she's in the bleachers. I don't wanna take away your spotlight. Well, what? She went last year. I know, but that was last year.

This year now, like, I'm not gonna. No, if she didn't go, it would cause too much talk that they're broken up. So she will 100% go. Good point, good point. 100% go. Now they're good point. 100% go. Now they're also saying that she might appear in the half time show.

It's Kendrick Lamar and his talk that she might make an appearance. That would be amazing and I'm gonna manifest that. Okay. Now that would be exciting and fun. She comes stomping out doing one of her hits. Everybody would love it. There won't be any engagement that happens

like that night or something. Oh my God, but if they win and the podcast brother comes running out. Jason Kelsey. Jason comes running out as she's hugging and kissing him and he puts his hand to like hug his brother and the brother hands him the ring and then he gets on his knee. I know, so I was just saying I feel like that's too cheesy. This is a lifetime movie but I don't think it is and I think she'd love it. Really?

But there's no way she can say no. So you're putting her in a position where she cannot say no. Yeah. And that's not cool. All right. I love just talking it out. So how do you feel about commercials for this movie? Have you seen the, did you see the Billy Crystal Meg Ryan one?

No, but I love it. What's that about? It's a Hellman's mayonnaise commercial. Okay. They're doing the dying arrows. They're recreating the orgasm scene. Love it. From when Harry met Sally. Almost like shot for shot, exactly. And then at the very end, you know, I believe in the original one,

it was Rob Reiner's mother who said, I'll have what she's having. But it's Sidney Sweeney. Sidney S mother who said, I'll have what she's having. But it's Sydney Sweeney. Sydney Sweeney says, I'll have what she's having. The young actress? The young actress, Sydney Sweeney. With the big boobs? Yeah, but here's the thing.

They panned to Sydney Sweeney to say it. And Sydney Sweeney's wearing like a brown turtleneck. She must be for a role. She's got darker hair. Well, she's looking... People were shocked by her body recently. Because she's playing like a bodybuilder or something. She's playing a boxer or something.

And so she has like mousy brown hair, no makeup. I mean, she's got different looks anyway. So unless she's all glammed up, she can look a little different. Well, exactly. So they pan to her. And I think you're supposed to think immediately, like I don't think the common person would be like

immediately, oh, that's Sydney Sweeney. Her face is recognizable, not that recognizable. Where you could just take one shot and be like, oh, it's Sydney Sweeney. Her face is recognizable, not that recognizable, where you could just take one shot and be like, oh, it's Sydney Sweeney. And then secondly, the one thing we all know Sydney Sweeney for, then she's not showing it. But it's not funny to have an actress who's like 32 doing it. That's what I said.

No, you should have had Kelsey, and you should have had the Kelsey mom do it. Right. That's who you should have had do it. That's a better call. Yes. Call Hellman's right much better and just have a go I'll have what she's yeah yeah oh that would have been so much

better and then the two brothers go mom wait a minute we got a this is ten times better commercial you know this probably no wait and then they've had up and they're doing a live podcast from the restaurant and they both look at each other and go, mom. Great. I love it. Yeah, but anyway, it is Sidney Sweeney. And the other thing is they show,

I don't like that they show the commercials now. I can see most of them beforehand. Yeah, the whole point is, the whole point is like, you sit back and watch it with your friends. Yeah, anyway. Okay, so let's talk about the other drama. Oscars, what are the Oscars? March something?

March 5th, 7th, something like that? And there is a musical that has more, that has as many Oscar nods as Titanic. Yes, it's the most, most ever. It's tied with Titanic and one other one, like All About Eve or something. And this is the first trans woman to be nominated for best actress. And this is the musical, which I've only seen clips of. I've seen it, I watched it.

That's like penis to vagina, vagina to penis. And it's about a- That's a real song in the, that's not a joke. It's about a Colombian drug lord who- Mexican. Mexican, oh sorry, Mexican drug lord who obviously is a horrible person. He's a drug lord.

He's killed people and gotten people on drugs, but wants to finally transition. You watched it. I did. Does he want to transition because he's always been a woman or to avoid getting caught or both? He felt like it's the only way he's ever felt happy is- So it's not to avoid being caught? No, no, it's not to avoid being caught. So a lawyer Who is what's her name? The Salina? Zoe? Zoe Saldana?

Saldana is in charge of it too. So I guess she sings too. Well, yes is Zoe Saldana I'll give you a brief synopsis. Yes, please, because you saw it. I did. I watched it last week. Did it keep your interest? Like Is it so bad it's good? I'll tell you this. To be honest, I was going in to hate it, because that's what I had read. I did not hate it. I thought it was actually kind of pretty good. There was a couple of twists and turns that kept my interest. So I certainly didn't... I wasn't bored by it.

It is very... you gotta, it's not for everybody. You know, like this is- You gotta sit back and accept that this is a storyline. This movie is everything that everyone hates about Hollywood. You know what I mean? Like this is, people are gonna watch this movie and go, that's why it burned.

Right, that's why it burned down. This is why. This is why. This movie. The penis and it goes here and- And if she wins over other women, yes. But now she's in trouble. Okay. Finish the story.

Finish the- Zoe Saldana plays a lawyer who's not happy with her lawyer life. She's getting scumbags off and she's like, what am I doing? These people are all criminals and I'm getting them off and I don't feel good about my life. She gets a phone call like, hey, you want to make money? I got to have an offer for you. And she meets this drug kingpin, more or less like the head of the cartel. And does this woman, Carla, who is now living her life as a woman, but only since 2018,

she was an actress and she was an actor before that. So does she play both before transition and after, or does someone play her as a man? No, I believe she's playing both, but heavy prosthetic makeup as the man. Because it's very odd looking, and I think, I'm not exactly sure, but I believe it's the same person. Okay. Honestly, you don't have to go far to make a Carla Gascon, you know what I'm saying? It's a couple of things. Yeah, okay. It's a couple of...

Yeah, okay. Maybe a scar here or there. Anyway, so yeah, and then she meets the... And the guy says, I want to be a woman. And Zoe Saldana is like, what do you need me for? I'm a lawyer. And he goes, you get things done, I want you to get this done. And now you got to go and find a place to do it because I can't do it anywhere.

I'm too famous. I can't go to America. I can't do it here in Mexico. So, find a place to do it, because I can't do it anywhere. I'm too famous, I can't go to America, I can't do it here in Mexico. So find a place. And then the wife is Selena Gomez. She's the wife of the, and she's good at it. She's the wife of who? She's the wife of the drug kingpin.

Oh, okay, okay. Okay, so now, I mean, you gotta suspend your disbelief a little bit, because they send her, she's got two kids, they send Selena Gomez and the two kids off to Switzerland. Like you gotta get out of here. He's a drug kingpin and she's watching the TV and she sees that he's been murdered.

And she's like, oh my God, he murdered, she didn't do any of this. Comes back as the woman. Nobody knows. Zoe Saldana doesn't even know. But does the woman still wanna be with Selena Gomez now? Well, yes. Yes. Nobody knows. Zoe Saldana doesn't even know. But does the woman still want to be with Selena Gomez now? Yes.

Yes. So here's where it turns into almost Mrs. Doubtfire. It turns into Mrs. Doubtfire for a little while. She goes, I want my kids back and I'm going to say I'm their aunt and they're all going to come back. Do you know that Caitlyn Jenner in Linda Thompson's book, who was the mother of Brody and Brandon Jenner, married second wife, said she knew that Caitlyn, when Bruce, wanted to be a woman.

And at one point, she's like, what are we gonna tell the two little boys? And Caitlyn said I could come back as Aunt Heather. Caitlin originally wanted to choose the name Heather and be Aunt Heather and be able to see the kids. But they were no longer a couple, but to be in the kids' life. So the kids would believe that it was not even

Bruce anymore. Yeah, but she could be part of their life. Well, maybe Caitlin had something to do with this script because that's what happens. Okay. They go back to Mexico, move into this gorgeous house in Mexico because this woman's very rich.

But Selena knows it's her husband. No, she does not. She thinks it's really the aunt. Yeah, she thinks it's the aunt. And honestly, Zoe Saldana doesn't even know, at one point, Zoe Saldana's now living a good life. She's in London. If anybody writes and says,

I can't believe you ruined this for me, I don't care. No, no, no. Continue. I mean, I'm ruining, yes. I don't care. I'm probably ruining it, yeah. Tell me. Anyway, so Zoi Saldana didn't even know.

You're gonna make people watch it, actually. At one point. No, I'm saying it. There are some twists and turns that are pretty good. So maybe don't tell all the twists and turns. I won't, I won't. Okay. So Zoi Saldana doesn't even know.

So she's living the good life now in London, and she doesn't know what became of this woman. She's got her money, and she's like, I did my job. And then she's sitting next to this woman. At one point, they start talking about their lives, and she goes, I'm blah, blah. And she goes, what? How did this happen? I didn't know it was you.

Anyway, now she goes, I want my kids back. I want Selena Gomez back. But I'm going to say that I'm their aunt, and bring them back to Mexico, and they'll live with me as their aunt. So they do. So maybe absentee fathers, once they become women, actually become better parents. Yeah, yeah. That's really what...

There's a couple of scenes where she's really loving to the kids and Zoe Saldana has to tell her, like, you can't be loving to them. You're not their dad anymore So you're just creepy weird aunt, you know stop being that love And and the music is funny because it's not even really a musical like where they're like talking. Yeah, they're like talk singing I mean, it's not like wicked where they're like numbers that you can you know, you'd like to listen to Yeah, it's just also never you like I want to. Yeah. It's just all of a sudden, I'd be like, I wanna be a woman. What?

I want to be a woman. Oh my God, my sister and I used to play musical all the time. That's what it is. Like we would just make up stuff, like if we had to like clean the kitchen or something, I'd be like, I'm done doing these dishes, sister. And then we would just like start doing that.

You could have been in this movie because that's exactly what it is I mean, I'm like there was a scene like he's just saying before there's a scene where she's trying to find the house I was trying to find the hospital to best do this Yeah, and it's a full-on musical about how you know, do you want a penis? Do you want a vagina? Would you like a big ass? Or small ass silicone sailing you tell me. Teardrop big boobs flat as can be.

It doesn't matter as long as you are a woman. I mean, you're not, you're almost nailing it. You could have been in this movie. Okay, so we have that. But guess what? There's controversy with our actress Carla. So not too long ago, she wrote some horrible tweets. Well, it was a lot.

It was like 2018, I heard. That is not that long ago. I know, but yeah. I mean, we're not talking 2005, okay? We are talking, and I think Twitter came out around 2005. So it's in Spanish and then it was translated. And this girl, Ellen Pop Culture, she had the deets. And this is what Carla wrote in 2018. I truly believe that very few people ever cared about George Floyd. A drug addict, a hustler, but his death

has served to highlight once again that there are those who still consider black people to be... I don't even want to say these things. So it's a bad George Floyd one. And then there's an anti-Muslim stuff too. And then there's an anti-Muslim one. Here's another one. Sorry, is it just my impression or are there more and more Muslims in Spain?

Every time I go to pick up my daughter from school, there are more women with their hair covered and their skirts down to their knees. Now, this is when she is now living as a woman, newly woman, so she's a part of a marginalized group, but judgy as any other bitchy woman can be about the carpool line. Like she's really embracing being a woman. Why is everyone wearing little, little lemons? That shows some decency.

Yeah, like, the same thing, but saying, why are all these Muslim moms at my school? Like, they're not chicks I want to hang out with. So it just goes to show you that, you know, sometimes people just think because you are this person that you cannot be an asshole inside. They don't change the inside of your asshole when you change sexes.

They change your genitals. Right, right. But the inside of your asshole that makes you truly an asshole doesn't go away because you change genders. And that is- Let's just say that that's not a medical fact that the inside of your asshole is what makes you an asshole.

Just so we know. It doesn't. But I just came up with it and I thought it was sort of profound It is pretty good because if you don't change your asshole when you get when you change sexes, right medically But so anyway, it's another controversy that has your full of shit. You're full of shit. I'm just gonna do a million shit puns That's good to go. Yes old tweets old tweets If you remember Kevin Hart a few years ago, it's supposed to host the Oscars Yeah, no tweet came up and he that he lost that so that. So now they're grappling with what to do with all this and now they've decided as of yesterday the Oscars has said I don't even think that... No Netflix said.

Netflix said... Netflix said... It's like we're not going to pay for anything. No hair, no makeup, no flight from Spain, right? No car service. You no car service. You're not invited to any of the pre-parties. Now this week, I guess, is all a bunch of Q&As for Oscar stuff. Everybody watches the movies. Everybody does Q&As. She's not invited to any of them. She can't come to any of them. She can go to the Oscar because she is nominated.

But Zoe Saldana and Selena Gomez do not want to be seen with her. They're like, no, I don't want any part of this. Right. And so now if she goes, she like has to get her own dress, do her own hair and makeup, and which I do all the time, if you invite me, you know, take a carpool lift. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get dropped off because they're not, and then get her ticket and go sit with everybody else.

Right. You know, but here's my question and maybe you don't know the answer. So when is the deadline for the voting? I mean, it's not like they already know. Like what if she already won, right? It's a little bit later on they vote. That's one of those things where even if she already won, you got to throw a couple of those in the garbage, would you please and give it to you know, Cynthia are you

Case it's always it's always a change their Yeah, Douglas Jones and Smith accounting firm and we actually The fact they still do that. I think they still do that. So they're always over that but yes, so, you know horrible for her community, because she really could have been the heroine in all of like, wow, you're the first one and all this. And then just to go along with what's going on the rest of the world,

it's just like the fucking cherry on the shit cake. Like, it's just kind of like, see? Well, I know. It's just not good. It's so bad on like a million. And like these tweets, though they're horrible and they're specific. And you know it's how this person thinks. Because it's not like, oh my God, I wrote this tweet, not that Twitter, you know, two days after 9-11 when my 10 people I know died and I wrote this racist awful thing.

We didn't know who did it, but we heard it was this type of person. Okay. This is like I said, within the last six years, you've already seen people get canceled for tweets. You already were a acting celebrity with a check mark. And knowing it's going to be around like these around forever. And these are long tweets that like you put thought into writing a paragraph, right's not like it's a one-off joke or something. No. She's done. I mean, honestly, at this point, you've got to kind of take her off the whole, you just can't be the best actress now. Put somebody else in. I don't know. Put Ariana Grande.

I don't know if you can do that. I know. But this is the Oscars. Who gives a shit? There's no rule. It's not real rules. What they'll do is when the person's saying the names, it won't be on a photo or a person in the audience. It'll just be on who's ever doing it. The nominees are, and then they'll say, whatever, you know, whatever. Demi Moore. They're going to show Demi Moore. And then when they say Carla Garcon, it'll be the person saying Carla Garcon, and then the next one, you know, it'll just be like she won't get anything, no light at all.

Yeah, they'll just do the still picture. And then she won't win. They're going to tell her not to go. Yeah. Yeah, so. I don't think they'll do a still picture of what I'm saying. Really? I think they'll just have the person saying it quickly like in the middle.

Okay. And then she won't win. And then Demi Moore wins and everybody's happy. Yeah. Yeah. Comeback story, another quirky movie, very quirky movie. Yeah. And, but yeah. Yes.

So have you seen Baby Girl? I have to say this. Have you seen Baby Girl? No. Okay, it's available on Apple now. Is that Nicole Kidman? That's where she's like the 58 year old executive and she hires an intern who like- Dances for her.

And also like tells her what to like makes her like eat milk out of a cup and crawl on the ground. What? Yeah, it's all this weird stuff. I have to watch it. It's like nine and a half weeks. Yeah, it's available on Apple now. So now I have to see it. Me too.

I didn't know it was about that. I had no idea. Yeah. I watched that. The videos that I've seen about it, like all the clips on TikTok and stuff are crazy. But then there's some really funny parodies too. So people say it's the worst movie they've ever seen. People died.

People were laughing in the audience at the movie theater and it's very bizarre. I don't know that she's nominated, but now I have to see it because it's like, is this really that bad? Well, anytime you hear a movie when the new thing that I would always find interesting at the Cannes Film Festival, honestly any film festival, what they do now is they time the standing ovation. They tell you how long it was.

You know, an eight minute standing ovation for whatever movie or whatever actor got a nine minute standing ovation. The longer you hear the standing ovation was, the worse the movie is. Because this one got some 12 minute standing ovation was, the worse the movie is. Because this one got some 12 minute standing ovation and then Joker 2 got like a 15 minute standing ovation. Oh, and everyone hates that.

And it's pretty much unwatchable. Including the people in it. Yeah, I know. So. Yeah, like even when we were at the fire aid, there was lots of moments to stand up, you know? Yeah. And you know, I was doing it a lot and then then I was kind of like, is anyone gonna know?

I know. No. Like if I don't stand up? Sometimes you gotta know. But then I'm always like, oh god, what if someone sees me and they're like, Heather didn't stand up. Right. Yeah. Okay. Somalia. And me, Katya Zamalichkova, the sweatiest creature in showbiz, reminding you to subscribe to the Bald and the Beautiful podcast. Listen as we cover topics as varied as proper bidet usage, celebrity impression tutorials, and a television show I recently watched that I'll base my entire personality on for six weeks. As well as creative pest control, tasty limeade recipes,

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with Trixie Mattel and Katya Zomolachkova on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you're listening right now. Katya Zomolechkova on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you're listening right now. Did you hear about Marcus Jordan, Michael Jordan's son, former boyfriend of Larsa Pippen from Miami, who was married with four kids to Scotty Pippen, who I guess, Scotty Pippen and played on the same team, but they were like frenemies or enemies Okay, they dated for like three years

They started a podcast which was featured on Real Housewives of Miami about Jordan and and Larsa because they were such a great couple even though they were like 18 years apart uh-huh, and he has no kids and she's got four and um and I know this can be shocked But this was another celebrity couple podcast that is I believe not around today. I haven't heard because they broke up Yeah, and he got caught Driving and he got a Lamborghini stuck on the train tracks. Yeah, and you saw the video too That was pretty amazing. And so he was arrested for a DUI. I'll say this in the videos, he seemed pretty sober. He kept saying, I'm so he

wasn't horrible. It wasn't horrible. I saw it too. I know. And he was like, what do you need me to do? You told me to walk the line. I walked the line back and forth. I counted. So it was, it was interesting. I mean, of course I wasn't there. I know he says right away I'm Michael Jordan's son. I'm Marcus Jordan. Michael Jordan said he's very nice to the cops. He has a little honey there who seems kind of fun and normal too. And they came from a strip joint. I don't know if she was working or just came with him.

They did say in the report I read that a white substance was found on him. Yeah, I did hear that as well. But out of all the people that have been on Bravo Housewives that had been arrested for intoxication, he definitely is the most lucid. Oh man, absolutely. Because there was a recent one on the Real Housewives of Potomac, this woman Karen, she got a car accident, she was arrested for DUI and she pushed it. She said, I'm not going to do a plea deal, I'm going to go to trial. And she went and after 12 hours they convicted her of a DUI and she pushed it. She said, I'm not gonna do a plea deal, I'm gonna go to trial.

And she went and after 12 hours, they convicted her of a DUI. She's looking at two years of prison, so she did not go to the reunion. Oh no. And she's probably not gonna come back on the show. So she might do some real time, but they released after she was convicted,

they released the cam footage of her. She's wasted? She's like talking and like riddles. Like she's like, she says that she was convicted, they released the cam footage of her. She's wasted? She's like talking and like riddles. Like she's like, she says that she was Thomas Jefferson's concubine. Yeah, see that you got to, you got to arrest him for that. And then of course, Shannon Baddour, who was at OC, she ran into a house and then left her car there and took her dog walking away, hoping

like no one would know that she ran into a house. And we've never even seen her mugshot. And she just got picked to go on Wives on the Waves. She replaced Jennifer Aiden on the cruise. Oh, because Jennifer Aiden yelled at a girl from the sub shop. The fans are fine with you being so drunk that you drive into a house and try to walk away with your dog, but not if you are bitchy to a Jersey Mike's person. And I have to agree. I have to agree.

If you are bitchy to Jersey Mike's, you don't deserve to be on the cruise. No. But if you're sorry about being buzzed, fine. But I'm saying out of all the mug shots of like housewives and stuff, he did seem, he shouldn't have been driving. But I'm saying I agree with you in that if he has a really good attorney, I don't know about the substance though. That's bad. As an old guy, driving in the dark is a pain. It really, I mean, it's real. It is real.

I think he's getting there. No, he's old. He could be night blind. Okay, but he's only like 34. Oh, he is? I think he's a little older than that. Yes, he's maybe even younger than that. And he certainly doesn't look like Michael Jordan's son

either, you know? No, no. You know, you wouldn't think, you think Michael Jordan's son, you're like, oh, this is gonna be a guy who's six foot, you know, five and looks like a basketball player. He doesn't look like that. No. So even the cop would probably be like,

are you Michael Jordan's son? And then he's like, we've got six people here. Can we help get my Lamborghini off the tracks? So what happened? Did they get a tow truck? Like, what if a train was coming? Like I was like, yeah, I'm kind of freaked. They must've known that no train was coming.

Otherwise they would have been like freaking out, right? Yeah. So this girl, this is Scott Storch's ex named, she goes by Flojo. Who's Scott Storch? He's like a music producer. He is a music producer that like plays piano that like Dr. Dre kind of discovered.

And so he's very successful. He's one of those guys that only wears sunglasses 24 seven. Oh, I like that. And so yeah, a little, I always feel that's a little successful. He's one of those guys that only wears sunglasses 24-7. Oh, I like that. And so, yeah, a little, I always feel that's a little, whatever, that's fine. I don't know if you have a retina problem, like what is going on? But I don't think so.

So they had a kid together and she's, you know, a typical girl with her lips and her body. She's got the whole, got the face. She's got that face. And I guess she was coming back from getting a body scrub. She's got, I'm gonna have a breakdown eventually face. Yes. On TMZ.

So all we see is that somebody filled her being horrible to a valet parker. Yeah. And she's screaming and she throws down her money and she goes, I'm rich, you're poor, give me back my change. And the guys, some guys filling her. There was a lot more before that.

A lot of. So the film, what is she saying before that? She calls him a wetback. Oh yeah, she said you're. She says you grabbed my ass. And he's just like, no, I didn't. Right. No, she never says you grabbed my ass.

She says that after. After, yeah. So you don't know, wherever they started to film, you don't know what has got her so angry. But the guy's smart enough to film her because he's like, this chick is insane. So one of the valets filming her, the other valet's at the thing, he gives her her chain, she doesn't leave a tip, which fine. And she then says, I'm rich, I'm poor.

And then she goes up and she slams the phone out of his hand. And then that goes viral. And then she then she's seen doing some other interview where she says, they somebody asked her, did he grab your ass? And she goes, no, he didn't grab my ass. But then the next day she's doing a selfie crying video in her car with no tears saying, all right, you win. You win. I can't take it anymore. You're trying to ruin my life. I'm the most non-racist person I know. That's it. You always have to say that one. You always have to. I apologize to the guy who grabbed my ass. I'm sorry. You tried to ruin my life.

And so then I go in down and I looked at all her stuff and like every photo is just her, you know, perfect abbed tanned body, taking selfies in the mirror of your body, laying down, taking, you know, all that kind of stuff. Maybe one or two of the kid, praising the ex baby daddy, even though they're no longer together.

Oh, good. But she's a nightmare. And I'm just saying these are the things where you're like, no, that's you. Just like Jennifer Aiden with the Jersey Mikes. There happened to be a phone out during this time. But this woman and Jennifer Aiden, same thing. They've done this countless times to every Target cashier or whoever is in their world, under, they're considered under them or whatever.

Like why are you so angry? You just got a scrub, wasn't that relaxing? Like a body scrub? Like why are you so angry about? I know. And so I brought up a while ago, when I talked about the Jennifer Aiden with the Jersey Mikes,

the girl that got, that worked for ESPN that got mad at the tow truck lady. Oh. Do you remember that? Yes, I do. So anyway, I talked about it. I'm like, where is that girl today? What's she doing? So someone let me know.

She's, you know, 10 years older or whatever. She has like a decent like YouTube, whatever following. And someone sent me the link when she went through and she talked all about it. And she says that this particular toe tuck place was known for like taking your car in non, places that are okay to park at. And she parked at an okay place. She had a couple drinks, but she wasn't wasted. And she was just really pissed because she was like,

this is a scam. This is a scam and you should be ashamed of yourself that you're working at a scam place, not you should be ashamed of yourself because you work at a tow truck place. But like this is, you know, and that was her story. So I just wanted to tell that side because I've talked about it before. But yeah. I love the fact that these valets now, because there's been several people going off on valets. They seem they must be trained now to keep their cool,

whip that phone out, and they just, they keep talking, like get, say more, say more, keep going. It's pretty great, I mean, both the valet guys are just very cool about this whole thing. They're like, uh-huh, I got it, you're rich, you're on board. And he goes, you're soulless. Yeah, soulless, yeah, yeah.

It's kind of beautiful. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Nice moment. Yeah. Oh. Charlie Sheen is gonna be part of Denise's Richard's new show.

Oh, good. And one of the girls is big on OnlyFan and one of the daughters is a super Christian. Oh, perfect. Oh, yeah. I know. It's a perfect show. Yeah. That's on E. And what does he mean by he's gonna be a part of? I think we're gonna see him a super Christian. Oh, perfect. Oh yeah. I know. It's a perfect show. That's on E.

What does he mean by he's going to be a part of it? I think we're going to see him a little bit. But I don't know that he's making money off of it, but I think he makes some appearance. They show him getting a facelift. Yeah, I saw that. I saw that he got a facelift. Yeah, so I guess he'll be part of it. So then this was crazy.

This girl who is a New York woman went to Pakistan. She's like 35 Mm-hmm. She met a 19 year old. Yeah, she went to Pakistan and now she's doing these things that have gone viral where she's like This country sucks. Yeah, and I need a hundred thousand dollars and I'm gonna fix your country. Yeah I don't even know what she's really asking for. You got to watch the videos. It's insane. It's the funniest thing you've ever seen. It's hilarious. And these people are standing behind her. Yeah. And they're like, how did this woman from New York just like hijack the whole country? And like, you're holding people hostage. Like, what's happening? And this is like, they're like, I don't know, women aren't supposed to speak.

And she's like, shut up. You talk too much. It's pretty wild. This other favorite story from a few weeks ago that I just kept wanting to get to was a woman who said she fell into a trap. She fell into a scam that a wealthy, she's a wealthy divorcee and she gave over $700,000 to a man who claimed that he was Brad Pitt, who was in love with her, who found her online,

but had to get some medical stuff. And I guess because his horrible bitch ex-wife, Angelina Jolie, is holding the winery hostage in our divorce, and therefore I can't have these surgeries. I assume he probably said nobody can know about it, but they Photoshopped himself. He had a couple of AI pictures that don't look real at all. No, they're not even AI. They're like Canva from five years ago. Yeah, like Photoshop.

And so she sent all her money. And of course it wasn't him. And you know, but it's just like, it's just he just used a typical thing. He just was like, Yeah, I found you. I had a friend and she all of a sudden we're all hanging out and she's attractive girl. And she goes, you guys, Russell Crowe just DM to me. Yeah. And I was like, and for a second, this is like six years ago, I was like, I don't know, like she's not a famous person, but she's attractive.

Like what if somehow he like came across it? And then we look and of course it's a fake. Russell Crowe wand or something. Yeah, they just throw out a huge net to any, well I get them too. I get them from like women, I get them from all weird stuff. Like, oh, hey, hey you. Like just thinking I'm like a lonely thing

There's a new scam now they do. Hey, you're so cute. This don't write me here. Write me at my other Yeah whatever You know Instagram account or something. I don't touch anything You know like oh we have a UPS package of yours, but you wrote the wrong Me neither. I'm like, no. Oh, like, oh, we have a UPS package of yours, but you wrote the wrong zip code. I'm like, no. Everything's a scam.

Yeah, it's so, yeah, you have to be so careful, like, no matter what. I remember someone was doing a scam with me and I was like, wait, are you single? I'm so lonely. And then the guy hung up and called me on a different line from India to like start to pursue me that way. He gave up the original scam. I was tricking him back. Oh, look at you. Wow. Yeah. And the other thing I hear when they do this is they don't ask for cash necessarily. All of them ask for gift cards. You know, listen, I'm Brad Pitt and I need $300 in Applebee's gift card. What? Why do you sound Nigerian? I'm working on a film. pit and I need $300 in Applebee's gift card. What?

Why do you sound Nigerian? I'm working on a film. Like what are you doing? I'm playing a character. I mean, I don't know how people could possibly fall for any of this. It's shocking to me. Listen, if the ship is sail ladies, just find a friend.

Just find a girlfriend and just go on a cruise with a bunch of other ladies. Right, exactly. Like, spend your money that way. It's not worth it, okay? Let's just catch up a little bit on the Blake and Ryan situation. What is your perspective?

They have the trial date set for March 26. He set up the website with all of his information. He's fighting back. He's lost three jobs, Justin. Baldoin. Baldoin. He lost three jobs that he was set to do when the New York Times article dropped, which was about the lawsuit. And what I realized is that you can say whatever you want in a lawsuit. And then if people report on that lawsuit, it's not defamation. Because it's

in a lawsuit and they're referring to a lawsuit. So you can say this person sexually assaulted me, this person did all this stuff, and New York Times can report on it. They're saying the reason he's suing New York Times for $250 million for defamation is because they did an amended thing and they found out from internet sleuths that they believe that they had the material back in October. They noticed metadata like they noticed like a date. So was New York Times working in cahoots, in collusion with Ryan and Blake a couple months prior to set the stage to really take him down once they report on this lawsuit that they just received the day before? How long were they working on it?

They say that's not true. They say, no, that's like a Google mistake or something. The New York Times. New York Times. New York Times also were the first to take down Harvey Weinstein. Rowan Farrow is very good friends with Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift is very good friends with Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift is very good friends with Blake.

Okay. As of a while ago, we don't know how they are now. And that's where Blake said, oh, my two dragons that helped me write this roof, rewrite this roof. Oh, Ronan Farrow's one of the dragons? No, no, just Taylor and Ryan. So we're seeing all the elites connect, as someone would think, of like all the power of just picking up a phone.

William Morris also dropped him right when this article dropped about all the things that he did wrong in the film. He's showing all the things, the latest flirty text. Did you see the latest flirty text? I did. I mean, I keep up. Here's the thing. Yes.

And not to ruin all the fun here because it is fun. But it is shocking to me. Yeah that We even really like who gave a shit about Blake Lively or Justin Baldoni You know what I mean? And really we kind of still don't but it is a fun story like the movie certainly wasn't a big hit or anything It was a big hit well not really million to now a hundred million where? Never yes, that's that's fact really I was shocked. I'd be shocked if they made 300 million dollars. Then be shocked. Worldwide? Yes. That's crazy. That's a crazy

number. So that's the thing. He has the rights to the second one, Justin. Justin found Colleen Hoover, the writer. Right. Back in 2018, he found her. They worked on developing it for four years before they cast Blake, who is very different than the character in the book. The character in the book is in her early 20s. But they picked Blake knowing that she is a big box office draw and all of that. So the other idea is he has the rights

to the second book, which is It Starts With Us. And with a $300 million movie, yeah, there's this second one's gonna go. So the whole thing is, did they go after him as something saying that there was sexual harassment and stuff, because then that would break the morality clause and therefore you could lose the rights to something because you were morally corrupt or whatever.

So was that the case? Or was he just gonna fold and give it up? But he was like, no, he hired the same people, PR people that helped Johnny Depp. And he's like, fuck this. And he's brought out all the things, which that part is fun, the voice note. Yeah, the voice note.

There's some fun things to make fun of. The fake Ryan Reynolds paparazzi stunt, that one's my favorite. That was incredible. When somebody first, when I first saw that, I was like, oh my God, and people brought it to my attention, and I don't know who did, but then I was like,

you guys have to go look it up and see it. Because it was all these people that took photos and they all using the same masking tape. Like the blue painting tape is on every single one and they're like on boards for him to easily sign, not just like a piece of paper. So it makes it quick and easy. Like it was so planned out. And also if somebody pointed out, nobody's got any cameras.

Very like two. No one's asking him, tell them, what do you think of Justin Bell? Don't, no one's asking. They're just normal fans that clearly were paid. And then they're all asking him to sign with the same marker. So they bought a bag of markers, like Sharpies or whatever. And yeah, and like he doesn't have a movie to promote.

There's nothing, and then they went out the other night and they're smiling, doing selfies, Blake and he. And so was, you know, she, let me show you. Oh, in this one, this video, this comes from originally, people are pulling up videos and this comes from without a crystal ball. She's doing an interview with Colleen, the author, with all super fans of the book.

And she says, the studio only wants us to show you 20% or 20 minutes of the cut, but it's my cut and I don't give a fuck. And I'm gonna show you guys the whole movie. Oh. And all the whole movie. Oh. And all the fans cheer. Yeah. She's like, I smuggled it on the plane in a hard drive.

So when he says you like, you kidnapped the movie, you took it for yourself, you insisted that it'd be your cut, you rewrote this rooftop scene with Taylor Swift and Ryan, like he is right. Like it's, she's admitting it right here. Yeah. She wasn't supposed to do that.

She wasn't supposed to show a bunch of fans the movie before it came out. And so it's like, she just doesn't care. And then, you know, also what interesting is Justin Valdoni had a podcast about feminism with this girl, something Liz Plank. And the day that the New York Times, everything dropped, she dumped him right away. Boom.

Liz Plank did. Left. Yeah. And I just thought that was interesting. Now everybody is team Justin. Now we all see it for what it was. I didn't know. I read the highlights of the article. I was like, maybe he was a creeper. Maybe he did do a smear campaign because I remember hearing she was a bitch. But then her going and trying to like really nail it to him. And then the other part is you know about Nice Pool. So Deadpool is Ryan Reynolds movie. There was a character in the last film called Nice Pool. So he that is he's making fun of Justin Bell-Donnie. Oh. He says, I have a podcast about feminism.

He says all these things. He gets killed in front of a flower shop, which she worked at a flower shop in this, is all these cross references. Like it's incredible. Like there's no doubt they're making fun of him. Yeah. In the movie, Nice Pool is played by Ryan Reynolds. But in the

credits of Nice Pool, it says, Nice Pool played by Jordan Reynolds. In Blake Lively's Thank You, at the end of the movie. Hold on, I need a pental. No, but listen, in Blake Lively's Thank You, she says, thank you, Gordon Reynolds. So she knew they planned it out because the two movies came out at the same time. So they were already annoyed with him. Ryan and her were already annoyed with Justin. Ryan took it a step further, added a scene,

added a character to make fun of Justin. Right. Basically, an Easter egg, a Taylor Swift Easter egg, where you're like, oh my god, but only recently did people figure that out. Okay. And so, so it, the timeline is that they started working on the movie. The thought is she was flirty with him. Okay.

She's been with Ryan for 10 years. Yeah, like is that, are they, because it seems like in some of the texts I've been seeing, are they fucking or not? Like why, who calls at two o'clock in the morning and? Well, she had texted him at 1 44 a.m. That's what I'm saying, who does that? Well, they were working on the script and she sent the rewrite and he was like,

okay, cool, like whatever. And she was like, wow, I really thought I'd get more response from you, da da da. So then he left a voice note so that it wouldn't be misinterpreted and she could hear that he really feels badly that he didn't give her more credit for taking the time to do this. He's placating her. He might have thought it, he doesn't know that she's going to totally take over at this

point. He still thinks, okay, let's work together. I have a huge star to make this a huge movie. And so he's still trying. He goes to her house and is with the baby, like meets the baby and everything. They have her and Ryan Reynolds have four kids, like, like they had a lot of kids, but they met on Green Lantern while he was married to Scarlett Johansson. Right. And I've been saying on my podcast, I would just like everyone to know on cover to cover, I've been saying Ryan Reynolds is annoying for years.

I say it on the podcast, I say, keep an eye on this guy. He's teetering on annoying. Just his commercial for Mint Mobile and all of it. I don't victim shame. Self-tanner, a lot of self-tanner, too sticky, always doing bits. He thinks he's so funny. Yeah, so anyway. Well, on. So anyway, it's nothing.

Well, on my show, I don't know if you noticed this thing, but I came up with, lob, that she was wearing the jean onesie that every comedian wears. Yes, yes, yes, yes. And she did her own wardrobe, and she wants to be funny, just like Ryan thinks he's so funny.

And I think she was consciously or subconsciously influenced by all the female comedians that were wearing the one, Junze, men and women. The mechanic outfit. The mechanic outfit to wear that in the rooftop scene because she wants to be funny in that scene. Okay, here Blake fell in love with her co-star on Sisterhood of Traveling Pants. This will come from Pop Diaries 360.

Then she fell in love with Penn Badgley of Gossip Girl. Then she was with Leonardo DiCaprio and the great Gadsby. Then she was with Ryan Reynolds. So would it be possible that she caught feelings for Justin? I mean, that's kind of the vibe I get, but I don't know anything. But it- And she's like, yes. And so then she, so I, but when you read the latest text that he has now put out there too- Something about no teeth or something. Yes. So she's like, oh, I'm flirty and fun.

This is who I am. I'm ballsy or something. And she's like, no teeth, of course. Yeah. And like, I'm bummed I don't have her in front of me, but I'm like, isn't No Teeth the universal for like I'll suck your dick without teeth? That's what I thought, but it also, maybe it's another thing like No Teeth, like I'm not, you know, like a growling or something.

I don't, yeah, I went right to blowjob. That's what everybody did. Of course. Yeah. She's hinting. She's like, I suppose when she got together with Brad Ben Affleck too on The Town. Oh yeah? When he was with Jennifer Garner.

Is she in all these movies? Yeah. I don't know if I've ever seen a Blake live. I saw the one where she was with the shark. I think she's fun to watch on screen. Did she fuck that shark? She was in a shark movie. It's just her and a shark.

She's hanging on to a buoy the whole movie and the shark is chasing her around. It's a pretty good movie. I think she is fun to watch. I loved her in the simple favor. I mean, I think she is a good actress. You know, I don't know. I think she is in a marriage where like, she's kind of stuck in it with him, with Brian,

but they are a team. The only way that they can both recover from this nightmare. First of all, he's suing them for $400 million. The date is not till March 26. I think this is going to go the distance. I don't think anyone's going to fold. They're getting so much bad press. So what now?

What do you do? I don't know. We can't talk about it till March 26, so it has to like die down on a certain point. Well, here's the funny thing about this, which I find shocking, because I'm up on this story, and I don't really, this is not something I really care, but it is fun to, I just see the headlines constantly on my phone.

And usually when you're in a position like this, I would imagine like Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively, I'd probably be like, can something fucking happen here so this goes away? And then here come the fires in LA. Normally that would sweep this stuff right away, and it just doesn't. And then here comes that plane crash, and then here come the fires in LA. Normally that would sweep this stuff right away, and it just doesn't. And then here comes that plane crash,

and here's another one, and it just keeps coming back, and they're like, what do we have to do to get rid of this story? That's what's crazy that they went for it, but I think he thought that they caught feelings, that she caught feelings. I don't think anything happened. I don't think anybody cheated,

but I think she was, she was fishing. Just like, I remember there'd be guys at the school that would kind of flirt with all the moms and, you know, someone might take it and some, you know, I think she was fishing to see what he would do. When it didn't happen, or maybe before it happened, Ryan then was on set, cause he had like a break. I think he read the texts somehow on the kid's iPad

or something, confronted her, because there's stories that people heard him confronting her in the trailer. I don't know if that's true. Confronted her about it. And then from there, she was like, I don't even want to look. He's the one that's been kissing my neck, acting this. And he's like, screw this guy. I fucking hate this guy.

So then he writes the nice pool thing, they make fun of him, all this stuff. Then the movie comes out, and he's on in a different room with the waters and by himself and she's doing this, and she gets bad press. Things come out that she's a bitch. But we forgot about it.

We forgot about that she was a bitch. But we forgot about it. We forgot about that she was a bitch. Who cares? But in the interim of the premiere and her thinking my career's over because she's on the reddits and reading shit about herself, then they go, oh, fuck this guy. We're going to tell it all and in the process we're going to get the sequel back. So they put it out there with the New York Times, but they thought he would just crawl under a rock and die. And he's like, no. And when he brings all the receipts

and all of us get into it, I mean, they're done. The only way they're gonna save themselves is if they break up. If she says, I didn't wanna do all this stuff, he forced me to do it. Or he's like, you know, she's a crazy whatever. But if they want to stay together forever till the day they died, they just have to stay together.

She can only make movies with Paul Giamatti from here out. Right! Yeah, I mean, and then they just have to go away or I don't know. This is bad. I mean, I'm kind of shocked that they have the ability to go out and smile and stuff, but maybe they just are those people that are kind of soulless. Maybe they just are like, whatever. I saw him stand up, Hugh Jackman did this performance at Radius New Music Hall, and I was like, Hugh Jackman, Sean, I knowius in a musical And I was like Hugh Jackman John I know it's a bit that they had planned

But I was like and then Ryan stands up and does a whole shtick from the audience with Hugh Jackman and I'm like of all You're like just go just stay home like they got four kids. Does anybody ever stay home? Nobody stays home Yeah, like it's out every night doing fake paparazzi. Well, I didn't understand why he was such a big part of the press for Ryan. And it was, I started to Zach Peter and he said that is because they were, because both the movies came out, Deadpool and it ends with us at the same time, that they were trying to make it like Oppenheimer and Barbie. Yeah, that was the plan. Yeah, and Barbie. Yeah, that was the plan. Yeah, they wanted.

And that was the plan. So it was like, cause I was like, why is he like here and interviewing the star? Like, what does he have to do? So trying to get all the press, which, you know, that made the money. Like people went to go see it. Right.

They didn't, it was kind of after that, the trickling of like, that she is a bitchy person. And I mean, she said something about one of her co-stars from Gossip Girl, Leister, wait, what's her name? Maiden Leister? Yeah, yeah, Leighton Meester. There's another video of them like doing a panel and she's like, well, it's not like we were born in cages, well, one of us was. and her mom had her in prison. Her co-star, who's sitting right next to her.

Wait, Leigh Meester's mom had her in prison? Had her in prison. Oh, I wouldn't have, I mean what do I know? But yeah. Oh, okay. And she knew that and said it. Well one of us was born in a cage. Hey, you know, I mean- I mean, it's shocking the things that are being pulled up. It wouldn't be the first time an attractive girl

who's had a career since childhood is a bitch. You know what I mean? Like, this is nothing new. Right, right. But it's like, there's no way, it's very weird. And that she always talks, it always brings it back to one,

she pushed her hair care that nobody wanted. This was the other thing. This other girl comes and she's got beautiful curls and she's pushing her haircare. Oh, does she have a haircare line? Like was, yeah. And it's just a dry shampoo or whatever. And she goes, this is what I like. Her hair looks horrible throughout the movie.

I don't know if it's a wig or what, but it's this big wild mess along with her horrible outfits. And so she like starts like fix this girl's hair. And all the comments are like, you ruined her hair. She's like, and this is what I like. I just like, she's like, see? And I like to separate your curls. And the girl's like, thanks, I love it.

Like, is this, wow. And everyone's like, oh my God, look at her before. Then I start the video before, and it was like quaffed and lovely. Oh no. So yeah, she's just that girl that like I don't know we'll see but I Think now it's gonna die down a little bit now because everything's out on the website. That's out there. So now every

Once we're done talking about everything on that which we're getting there mm-hmm, and the judge said no more like interviews and stuff to like the attorneys and So yeah, maybe it will die down a little bit. But I think it's really interesting because it just shows moviemaking in a way that even people that are in the industry didn't really know was that covert and ugly. I don't know if this has happened a lot or if this is a one, a rare occasion. I don't know either, but it's all very fascinating to me. I'm gonna just add on something funny.

I came across a really horrible movie called Hollywood High, it's on Amazon Prime. I talked about it, it was basically a porn. And I couldn't believe Amazon Prime. And new or older? From 1976. Oh yeah, yeah. And so people have been sending me other awful movies from the 70s and 80s.

Oh man, you go on for days. I've talked about Angel the Teenage Hooker that goes to like a private school. There was another one, ABC Monday night movie off the Minnesota Strip. It's another teenager. That's just turning tricks. Turning tricks. Turning tricks. That was a big plot line back in that.

I was obsessed with being a hooker. I wanted to be a street hooker. I wanted to wear the outfits. I didn't want to do anything with anybody. I wanted to walk up and down the streets as a hooker. I was a hooker for third grade Halloween and we're a hooker on roller skates. And yeah, so like way before Boogie Nights, I thought of that look. So that was one. This Jeffrey

Mixx is so funny. Sorry, Mayor Winningham. She was in a San Alamos Fire, which I hear they're making a sequel to according to Rob Lowe. They'll be doing San Alamos Fire too. I don't know this. Wow. I don't know if she's the lead in this. Anyway, this one is also coming from Heart Throb Anderson. Oh, this movie is shocking. This guy's video about it. It's unbelievable.

It's called the Toy, which was with Richard Pryor. There's a Klan rally in this movie. There is a Klan. A kid buys a black band. He walks us through the movie, this guy, Heart Throb Anderson. And I kind of remember, but it wasn't a movie. I was already too old to go see this movie. I thought it was a kid movie or something.

And I guess at the end of the movie, he gets sold again to another rich kid. Yeah. There's a lot of, he comes to Jackie Gleason's house, because the kid buys it. He's a rich guy. He's the toy. And there's a lot of people walking into the house and being frightened by Richard Pryor. I mean, I cannot believe it.

Like, that this was only like 40 years ago. So he goes to the toy store store and he doesn't want anything. You could have anything you want. And the kid sees Richard Pryor who is playing a janitor. And he goes, that's who I want. And they go, look, I'll give you this much money. But they actually put him in a box to have him be unwrapped. Well, why wouldn't they?

Yeah. I just want to know, in all the Richard Pryor documentaries and stuff, is there anybody that's just like, yeah, Richard just took the money and was like, whatever, or Richard thought it was funny, or Richard didn't see the harm in it, or what the fuck was it? Right. I mean, there's Richard Pryor, there's just different times. Look at the one with him and Gene Wilder. Gene Wilder goes full blackface in one of them.

I think it's Silver Streak or whatever. And just, hey, Jive Turkey and that whole stick. I mean, it's just unbelievable. Even talking about it's probably getting me in trouble, but I'm not. It's part of embarrassing. Oh, I like this guy's video. Look, it's my name.

Oh yeah, you saw it. Yeah, okay, good. Chris, I love you so much. Thank you. Thank you for having me on. It was always a pleasure. And then of course, cover to cover. March 14th and 15th, Detroit House of Comedy,

March 14th and 15th, and then Houston Punchline, March 16th, Sunday nights. Fun. Those are on frangiola.fun, as are the Valentine shows and all the fun stuff. What else? Did you see the video, which I wanted to discuss with you, of Babyface being interviewed on the red carpet

at the Grammys? Oh, and then the person ran away to talk to Shepal. No, he didn't run away, just like yelled over. In the middle? Mid-sentence? Mid-sentence, the poor guy, and listen, he's an old guy who's doing, He's not that old.

No, but he's telling a boring conversation. Oh, okay. It's a boring conversation. Oh, it was boring. Yeah, and Chappell Rowan goes walking behind him. And the two girls just start yelling, Chapel, Chapel. And he goes, oh, I'm sorry. You want her?

And they go, yeah. And they push babyface, who's kind of like a musical legend, out of the way. And people are like freaking out. I mean, but sometimes you got to cut off the old man. You know what I mean? Sometimes we realize, oh, we're old. Like a 25-year-old.

I remember my mom would always be like, how do you not know who so-and-so is? And I'd be like, because I don't. I get when I bring up stuff and now I try to be like, I try to get people some respect in me. Are you aware of who this person is? Because why would you? If you're 25 years younger than me,

you might not know who I'm talking about. I was a full-blown adult 25 years ago like yeah, so and so but still Yeah, just goes to show you they're rude sometimes. Yeah, they're rude. Yeah Anyway, I thought that was very of course how the ritual net come see me in New York DC and Red Bank, New Jersey, And then also March 1st, I'll be at Agua Caliente in Palm Springs. Heather Rickdahl.net. That's gonna be a fun East Coast trip in the winter.

Love it. Yeah, well, it's two degrees. I'm gonna have fun. I'm with Andrea Lopez and Anna Roisman, who do really funny. Oh, I like that girl, Andrea Lopez. They do really funny impressions, but they're standups too.

They're just really funny. And Drake's coming too, my son. So he's never been to New York. I told him he has got to order some cuter clothes. Look like a little, I want him to look like, I'm looking for a man in finance. Six-five. Blue eyes. Dress him like Barron Trump.

That would be nice. He's, people love that guy. I'm going to bring him out. All right. Thank you. Bye.