Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Chris Franjola, Savannah Guthrie’s Mom, Melania and Epstein Files

Episode Date: February 5, 2026

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Happy to be here. What an exciting time to be alive. Oh my God. So I said, listen, Chris. I mean, listen, we just have to talk about. I know I've said for the last 10 years. There's a lot of controversial topics out there. There's a lot of controversial and we have to talk about it.

And it is, we're going to talk about because it's juicy. And it's unavoidable and literally nothing else is going on. And we have both agreed that we feel the end of the. world is near. It's going to happen any times. You'll have a good time, have a good life. Try to. Try to.

Focus on positive things. Yes. And if it is going to end, then we all want to go together. We all agree with that. We do not want to be eating a can of dog food in a weird post. What do you call it? Apocalyptic. Yeah.

Like in some bunker somewhere. Yeah. Eating dog food. But there is just some really crazy bizarre shit. happening. So let's just get into it. The saddest and the weirdest story I think we have ever seen. Yeah. I don't know. Like I feel like this is the weirdest story we've ever seen. Because it is about an elderly woman. Savannah Guthrie's missing mom. You know her from NBC. She's on NBC. Today show. She's been on for years. She's like the head anchor over there.

Yes. And she's just like a delight, right? And then she has this. 84-year-old mother that she has brought on camera that she's talked about, who lives in a very nice neighborhood in Tucson. And when she didn't show up for church on Sunday morning and she was such a regular there and she is an elderly woman who lives alone, luckily the people at that parish said, you know, did a welfare check. Yeah. They called the cops and she is, at first it was that she was missing.

So when we first heard, I think we all thought it's a silver alert. That's what everybody thought. Yeah, like dementia and she walked off or something. She wandered off and that's, then they said no. It's, we believe it, that she was taken against her will and there is blood. Abducted is the term they kept using. Oh, yeah, abducted. Yeah, because you kidnapped.

I mean, right? It's like you think of a kid, right? So that's why it's in the word. And, okay, so then that happened. And, you know, the people that she work with are like praying for her. And it's just, it's so bizarre. And she's been gone for, like, four or five days now. They said they believe she was taken.

at 4.30 a.m. Sunday. Right. So we're recording this on Wednesday. So, and as of this recording, all, a couple things have happened. They first said yesterday that Savannah's sister, Annie, and the brother-in-law are kind of suspicious that I guess he was the last person to see them. And then they have since cleared them. And I just, they have and they haven't.

They haven't. They have cleared them kind of. They today, I believe that one of the police, you know, they did the press conference that he said, because people had come out and said they are suspects and they impounded their car. And he said they're not suspects. We didn't impound their car. But he didn't say that they're not going to be investigated. I wouldn't rule it out yet.

I mean, how weird. I mean, it's your sister's husband. Yeah. Now, listen, you, I have, I'm very close to. one sister I have you know strange siblings as adults and when one is so successful like Savannah who knows what her relationship with her sister is like and the brother-in-law so that was very weird she was supposed to go to the Olympics and she's not obviously she was supposed to be hosting the Olympics yeah so she's not going to the winter

in Italy not the girl right not this is her so manna was not is not going so my okay so then they said there is a ransom note And when this first came out, I was on a text a couple days ago, and I said, I think there's going to be a ransom note. I think someone took her. I think they're uns, and this is what I still think. This is what I think. Okay. I think they live in this nice neighborhood.

Right. And there's some unsophisticated, weird guy that has recently moved back with his parents. Uh-huh. That is between the ages of 45 and 55. All right. And he heard, oh, severe. Savannah, the person I see on TV every day, her mother lives here. Savannah's must be very rich.

And she is. We looked her up and, you know, net worth is not always right on this thing, but it says approximately 40 million. Approximately she makes $8 to $10 million a year. Okay. Just on her salary alone, not the other money she could have accumulated over the years. So this guy is like, I know what I'm going to do. I'm going to kidnap the old lady. And I'm going to make, I'm going to do a ransom thing.

And the ransom note supposedly says, I need millions of dollars, they didn't specify how many, in this Bitcoin account, which is the point of doing Bitcoin is that it can't be tracked. But that's all out there. And I always think of it.

And apparently they sent that to TMZ. That's what I had heard. Yeah. But now I've heard that that's been debunked, that there was no ransom note. That's what I heard this morning. I could be wrong. Okay.

But I still think whoever took her is, that's the profile of the guy. Okay. He's not a sophisticated robber or kidnap or her. He got in his weird head that, you know, I'm an entitled, you know, man that hasn't made it in life. And this will be an easy thing. And I don't mean to hurt this old lady. There was blood, but it doesn't sound like it was enormous of our blood where they thought she was dead.

Right. However, she's 84 and she, they believe without this medication, it could be a deadly situation. Whatever her medication is, I'm assuming like a heart. medication or blood pressure or something. So now somewhere, in my opinion, this guy is with this elderly, very scared woman. And, you know, but like where? In a basement somewhere? Is she in a car? Like, are they driving? Are they still within the neighborhood? Because I feel like. Yeah, I don't know. They could. I mean, they could have driven like to a whole other state and or just in some like hobunk hotel room.

Or maybe this guy booked an Airbnb and planned to have. And maybe she's in some Airbnb and nobody knows who he is. And she's just, you know, at his mercy. And he's maybe he's trying to make her comfortable. I don't know. But it's just so weird. So then the, sorry what you're saying. But there's no camera.

Because they said they took the camera from the house. Yes. I mean, I don't think she had one of those ring cameras that come off. So I heard that that was taken. Then I heard she, she put sometime a couple of months ago on her Facebook that she was looking for a certain camera to put on her door whether this is anything to do with anything I don't know but that's what I've

just read and she was also interested in wildlife too like going on wildlife hikes which is another thing I heard maybe she got eaten by a coyote I don't think she walked out for you're reading on like Facebook yeah yeah when you're thinking of what it could be in this weird world now I'm like oh my God is this going to be the new thing that people think about is you're lucky enough to have a situation where your elderly parent is healthy enough to live on their own. They don't have to go to a facility where there would be security. And even at a facility where there's security, I guess if someone really wanted to kidnap a famous person's older parent to then do ransom, there could be a like, could this be the new thing that happens where the desperate people for money are thinking,

this is the way to go? Because it seems like... Good luck taking my mom. They'd bring her back at 15 minutes. I need to go to Publix. I need to go to Publix. They couldn't even get her in the car. She can't get in the car on her own, let alone with help from other people. I'm sitting on the seatbelt.

I can't find the damn seatbelt. I hope this turns into a funny thing. I used to joke that like if someone was ever to kidnap Drake, he's just such a complainer about like food and stuff. Turn the car around. Yeah, he'd be like, he'd like, oh, my God. I mean, why did you buy these, ropes. You know, there's better ropes on sale at Home Depot for this amount. Like, I don't,

I think I just feel like, forget it. Yeah. No, but you never hear, it's like there's only been a handful of like famous cases where they're actually the lumbar, what was the Lumbart baby or something? Limburg, Charles Lemberg. The Lemberg baby was like this from like a hundred years ago, a famous rich family, like their child and nobody ever knew what happened, but the child was not returned. No. Safety, safely. And like there's always been these stories. And when you, see it like in a movie it's always like we've got your kid and um if you tell the police then we're yeah but i guess in this case the police knew before savannah so i don't think even if they were trying to get to savanna to tell her like we need millions of dollars to give your mother back

the police have already intervened and now i wonder if the guy whoever it is is like wow i um you know i didn't know that this was going to be such a big deal or so that i know now i'm maybe he's panicked and doesn't know how to get out of it. And hopefully there's going to be a nice ending where the older mother deals with this weird guy and somehow convinces him to let her go. I don't know. I hope it's now the other crazy side of the story is people believing that, people believing that this has, is Epstein related.

Oh. Savannah. How so? I did not realize because what I think of Savannah, I think of her on the Today Show standing there and talking about something kind of fun. Out in the plaza with the other four of them. You know,

introducing a, yeah. Coffee comedy is what I call it. Like very light, funny stuff. Right. But she has done, she did an interview in I think 2017 or 19 where she interviewed a bunch of the

victims, the victims of Epstein. Okay. And he also did an interview with Bill Gates. Okay. Asking him about his friendship with Epstein. Yeah. So being that these Epstein files were released on Friday, she was kidnapped late Saturday

morning or early Sunday morning. And she's a reporter who had done work on this and interviewed people. Could there be any relation? I personally don't think so. Well, I mean, you know, these days. Yeah, who knows? It's all bets are off these days. Right, true.

Sounds like a bit of a stretch, but everything sounded like a bit of a stretch up until a week ago, you know. I mean. Yeah. Okay. So now, you know, we have talked about. So also, I feel like they still have zero leads, which is kind of strange, considering, like if you're saying it's somebody who is a night. naive to crime or kidnapping or whatever the case may be. I feel like there would have been some tracks left.

No, I think he's a criminal. I think he's probably had a hard life. But I think he's a privileged person who somehow heard about it or knew that Savannah Guthrie's mom lives in this place. I'm going to say this prediction-wise. And I also think it might have to... It's a family member. I'm going to make that bold enough prediction that it's somehow...

family related. I could be wrong, whether it be that brother-in-law or somebody else. It's somehow family-related. It's a Rob Reinerie son situation. Okay, so let's say it's a relative of some sort that wants money and figures Bitcoin is untraceable. And so they're wearing a mask the whole time and she's okay. And she has no idea that it's her nephew or her son-in-law or whoever.

Do you, but there's no way, there's just no way the person's going to get away with this. Yeah. Oh, eventually, but yeah. I mean, just hope the woman's alive. Yeah. I hope so. Obviously, we all hope that she is okay. And I just think, like, I just feel like how awful it must be for Savannah to be like,

oh my God, I, you can't help but blame yourself. I'm famous. I put her on camera. I, she basically is a celebrity yourself. She's been on camera. She's been on the show, like doing cooking, doing Olympics. She's kind of like a- She's done so many things.

So I'm like, yeah, it wasn't hard. And she goes out at church. It's not hard for people to know where she lives. Yeah. I don't think it was like a gated community where you had to go through a gate to get there. It was just a very, very nice neighborhood. I wonder if the kidnapper makes her watch CBS morning show while she's being. She's like, don't make me.

She's like, down the basement. She makes her watch Gail King. Oh my God. Well, it is just a very, very strange story. And to come out at this time, it's crazy. It's like what the fuck is happening. I know. So we talked a little bit on Tuesday about these Epstein files.

And of course, when I talked about it, people are like, you know, you don't know enough. There are six million items. Right. I think it's three million pages, six million items of everything that they have collected from photos. emails. Over 20 years ago. Yeah, they've had these for a long time. People just calling into that maybe was unfounded,

maybe it wasn't even research. Then there's the redacted stuff where they're covering, they're covering people's faces and they're, because maybe they're under age and things in the email. And then a lot of them aren't redacted, which has been a problem. You know, they're redacting the perpetrator, but not redacting the victim.

Right. So they're upset about that, rightfully so. And anybody can go and make a little war room out of it and spend all your time reading it and doing TikToks on it, which good for you. Yeah. But as someone that's like, I don't have time to do that. And I'm just going through my feed looking at stuff. Right. I saw one horrible one where this girl is like, you guys, it's worse than we thought.

Yeah. They are eating fucking baby. They're eating babies. That was a while ago that video. It was a model who was a... She was a model? Yeah, she was a Mexican model or something. No, this girl didn't look like a model.

Yeah, she was. Anyway, she was never seen again. Anyway, there was a photo of two uncooked chickens. And in the middle, it's a black, it's a black squirce. You don't know what it is. And she goes, look at this right here. That's a child's leg. So I screen grabbed the thing.

And I zoomed in. And it looks like a little child's leg like that. And I'm like, wait, this was found in the Epstein files. And then I read. And by the third comment, they're like, this is a famous photo from a famous like artsy-fartzy photographer. Yeah. This is not from the Epstein files.

And I'm like, okay, so then that's not true. Then Tuesday. What artsy-farty photography? I know. What a weird thing? Norman Walkroll's famous baby leg. Well, remember when Jamie Lee Curtis had that art in her house? that was like very weird.

Right. And it was just like a little girl like drowning in a bathtub. I don't know what it was. It was something very strange. And she did a little fun TikTok like, hi, I'm Jamie Lee Curtis. And someone was like, what the fuck is that weird art in the back? Yeah. And even, you know, Kate Spade who committed suicide, her husband.

And Kate Spade is David Spade's sister. Her husband, when after she died, there was a lot of weird art and a lot of weird shit he posted. that a lot of people would say was signaling, you know, kitty corn or whatever you were supposed to say on this. You're not supposed to say the words. But I don't even, it's like what's real, what's not. So then, and then I talked about on Tuesday's show that Melinda Gates, you know, is disgusted by Epstein.

That was why she, one of the reasons why she ended it with Bill Gates. And there were articles written that there is an email in which Bill Gates is writing Jeffrey Epstein saying, can you get me some antibiotics? I think I gave my wife an STD from hanging out at one of your parties and I want to just give it to her without her knowing and then the disease won't pop up.

He has said since, that's not true. Well, yeah, he said, well, of course, everybody who's been questioned about this, which is Gates and Brett Rattner the other day on one of the shows and on many, have said the same thing. It's all the same thing.

I've met him a few times. we've emailed a few times, that health guy from, you know, who's a CBS doctor who talks about seed oils, you know, how bad they are for you. Yeah, Atia. Atia. Yeah, that guy, Peter Attila. Yeah, Attila. But he wrote like a five or six page letter explaining every single thing.

Like, well, that one where I talked about, I got a new shipment. That just meant vitamins. Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, everyone's got an excuse. Yeah. But so, and then, of course, it can go on and on. I mean, the D-Pock show.

The owner of the jets, I mean, the Giants, Tish. Okay. I never went to the island. What's his email? About. He emails about women and can you get me this type and that type? One professor from Harvard, there is an email supposedly that says like, did you torture her? Yeah.

I don't know how you explain that one away. Yeah. Oh, well, yes, I was a, we call my, you know how everybody always use pronouns as girls? This is what I would say. Oh, do you like this bag? She's a Gucci. I bought her at even Marcus. I would say, if that was me, I'd go, did you torture her?

Jeffrey and I were amateur cooks. Yeah. And I used to call chickens she. And even though they were dead, I would say, oh, beat her to death, beat that breast. And I meant the chicken breast. So there's my excuse. All of it. Nothing weird happened.

It was complete bullshit, right? I mean, these people are full of shit. Right. They were on the list. They did. Like if you're on the list. Yeah. Or even outside of, there are some names, of course, that just come up in casual conversation.

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slash juicy scoop or enter juicy scoop at checkout for 25% off your first purchase. That's O-P-O-S-I-V dot com slash juicy scoop for 25% off. Wait, that's what we were saying. So David Copperfield, he's mentioned in it. But then when Drake did the research, most of the emails are just about trying to score some free tickets. Yeah, a lot of them are. A lot of them are like to the comedy seller. Like he, and he went to see Whitney Cummings at the improv in West Palm Beach.

And he mentions that. And he goes to the comedy seller a lot. And he's always trying to get free tickets with all his hundreds of millions of dollars. Like, fucking buy your own ticket loser. I know. It's like a $25. I'm glad we're exposing that he's a fucking comedy mooch. It's like a $25 ticket too.

Anyway. Yeah. So I believe if you're on it like Donald Trump with 30,000 times, times or whatever. Yeah. There's something up. There's something there. You know what I mean?

Of course. Like we could sit here and pretend that it's not, but that's fucking bullshit. You know what I mean? It's, but here's my thing, which I've said from the very beginning, that I just think explains the world in a nutshell. There are hundreds of prominent people mentioned in this. There's all these people on the flight logs. There's presidents.

There's professors. There's Deepak's Chopper. like so many times that's that guy has multiple podcasts he's spiritual advisor to um Oprah Winfrey and his emails are very very disturbing as well I knew that where he's like craziest night ever I wish I could tell somebody about the secret fun we have and it is like so bad and I'm like but are people still going to go on with podcasts and act like oh no they're not here here's what's going to happen because I don't think you could take certain people down

just for whatever reason. I don't know. Yeah. But some people are going to have to, you get, I think, I think, yes.

But he hasn't yet, strangely enough. Like CBS will fight, maybe I could be wrong. I don't know. I can't keep up with everything. This is just a comedic conversation podcast, a comedy interview podcast.

People keep up. The other thing is, like a guy like that, it's got to go. Like, at least the very least CBS has to fire that guy. Yes. Something.

Deepak Chopra. You got to whoever whatever production company puts out his podcast has to let that go. The ads. Yeah. I've got to at least be like, yeah, we don't want to. Right. Because otherwise, I don't think you're going to see much. I'm not saying it's right or wrong, but I'm just, that's just the way things were.

Because I'm like, I guess what, so what I feel like is, again, there is one person, only one person who is doing any kind of prison time for all of these crimes. And it's a woman. Now listen, she's awful. She deserves to be behind bars. She's pretty awful. She deserves. I'm not saying she doesn't deserve it. But when you just see it like that, you've got to realize that we get fucked all the time in every which way.

Because I'm like, how is it that I don't know if she couldn't tell or when she did tell it didn't matter? Because how is it that? So all these things that you've just dumped on our lap. Well, we went through it all for 20 years And the only person we could get was Gislaid And so you could have fun with it You can do your TikToks but no one's being arrested I don't know why they did it like okay now you guys

Just ruin their reputation just get them uninvited to parties That is good have them lose brand deals As it should be And should be more than that But yes Maybe this was someone that was like too many Too many people have podcasts And I just want to kill a few popular podcasts

Let's hope at the very least. At the very least, because we could we get rid of a few top podcasts that don't, that are from happening from bad people that are talking about spirituality. Yeah. When they're obviously pretty deviant people in my opinion. Right. The other thing that I will say, which I could be wrong on this too, because I haven't read 90,000 pages of it. And I'm not going to either people. Yeah, but I've kept up with some of it. Yeah. Like for the. for the last few years, I believe it's been a, I don't know, let's use the term witch hunt for lack of a better one, about Hollywood. Yes. Like we were the people who were doing this. And then now the things have come out. Not, I'm not saying I'm not letting Hollywood off the hook.

But it seems like it was less of that and more of the Trump people. And the Clinton's. And the Bushes and like it's everybody. It's like it's not even like a. a particular party. It's elites. It's honestly just elites. It's people who had access to him.

But it's less Tom Hanks and more, you know, Bill Clinton and Donald Trump. Right. Yeah. Which I feel like. So now Bill and Hillary Clinton said they will cooperate and they are going to talk.

Now I think that they have the same type of excuses for all this stuff too, maybe. What? What are they like? I don't know. Like I was, I met him at a party. The fact that they're going there with each question, do they have a thing, you know, and that she really does like pizza.

And she's, you know, that she always had a problem with carbs. And she loves pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza. Like all the pizza stuff. Then then people are like, oh, my God. Remember when everybody said the pizza gate was like all conspiracy theories? Well, why is there so much fucking pizza mentioned in these emails? Like, I mean, I don't think I've ever written about a pizza in my life to someone. I don't even email.

Like, I, there's fucking emails. I'm like, what's the email? Like, it's wild to me. Yeah, it's just. And all the lack of punctuation and misspelling. I'm like, aren't these the most powerful people in the world? Everyone's a complete idiot. Like, that's my takeaway from it.

And I know not to, I mean, we are should be a little bit light. It's hard, it's a hard thing to make light about, but we have to because it's us and like, whatever. What are you going to do? Yeah. But it's also like, can any of these fucking people get laid at a happy hour? I know. You know what I mean?

Like I, like they, they're billionaire. Well, I think. And some of them, like relatively good looking billionaires. I, okay, this is what I think. Put on some cologne and go to TGI Friday. You're like a loser. This is what I think, though. I think it is that idea.

I know it's much bigger than that. No, but whether you're a rapper or whatever in that, you get to a, it's a certain personality type. I think someone that's a lovely person that had a healthy childhood and a healthy life and wasn't bullied in school. become super successful, I think those people are still lovely today. Okay. I think that if you were lovely before, you're a stay late. But if you were a spoiled brat, if you were an entitled person, if you, you know, got everything you wanted, if you were a nerd that was bullied and now you're

rich, and you're able to get the traditional girl, then you're able to get the sexy hooker type. Then you're like, okay, let me try, you know, young girls. Okay, now let me try children. Now let me try men. Now let me try boys. Now let me try. Like, I think there's some of that where it's like, oh, my God, you want to, just like you would with drugs. Like, okay, first it's a drinking party. Oh, there's some gummies and weed there. You want a real while party? We've got fucking LSD, cocaine. And you're like, yeah, let's fucking step it up. We're in Cabo. Like, I think that's what's went on with some of these people. And they're like, like the, like the Elon just begging. By the way, that's what. Begging to go to EFSI. Don't invite me to a. Don't invite me to a

boring one about the science thing. And he's like, I just want to go to the fun ones. The best part of that one is, if you look at it, the date that he sent that email. Yeah. Christmas Day, December 25th. It doesn't have 12 kids. This guy's got nothing else to do on Christmas Day. Right.

It doesn't have like a million kids he should be opening presents with. Yeah. Like, he's writing this guy about the hottest party in St. Barts or whatever. I mean, when I think about how many children he's had with random people, it goes along with how Epstein wanted to have all these children and, um, you know, know, and there's just, and there's, I have now again, I see where people do the research, they do the videos, I see it. So I don't know, but I saw like a very disturbing one from like

this professor or some science guy that was like talking about how, you know, oh, like the little part was like, oh, by the way, maybe this was Deepak, I don't know, by the way, I just read a study that babies suck longer on a pacifier if they can hear their mother's voice nearby. A little tip for you and everyone's like what? There's so many ways that could go and none of it's good because he wasn't a dad or he was because then Fergie's like hey why'd you blow me off

since I got divorced to the dude like oh my god you're the best she was in love with him she wrote a couple of things like I need what we should just marry each other yeah like why don't we have some fun and I'm really hurt like I'm your friend too even though I'm not with the Duke anymore but anyway I heard you had a baby congrats and so then people are like are there some of these kids

running around and I'm like and I hope they don't know that they're his kids like whatever their life is there is not like they're going to cash in there's no money and then all the brother's stuff the brother was a weird and the brother was the one that was like my brother didn't kill himself you should just shut

the fuck up yeah he should just go yeah just shut up right it's insanity it's insanity and here's what here's what because I don't feel enough people are outraged about it and I'm not going to be, I can't live in that world.

I'm outreached more that I don't know what we're supposed to do with this. If you couldn't convict anybody, if you couldn't arrest anyone, why are you making the citizens of the world as citizens, TikTok journalist, podcasters? Why is it our fucking job to spread the word? Here's what they're going to do. Here's what you need to do. You take the old cracker barrel logo and put it on the cover of the Epstein files. And that is going to get people upset.

They will freak out if you take the new Cracker Barrel logo and put it on and they'll be like, wait a minute. I love the old one. Why did you change it? With the old man and the Rocky. People are more upset about Bad Bunny and Cracker Barrel than they are about this, which is just the world is upside down. I have to tell you. I'm embarrassed.

I'm embarrassed. I don't even know that story. What's the Cracker Barrel Bad Bunny story? There is no Cracker Barrel, there are two separate things. Okay. People were upset a few months ago about they chain, cracker barrel changed their sign. Right.

And people were furious. Okay. And Bad Bunny is doing the halftime show. These are the two things in the less couple of months. So you're just saying, if bad bunny put himself in an old rocking chair. Yes. That would set the world on fire.

Oh my God. Can you imagine? Okay. Got it. If Bad Bunny ate at a cracker barrel, people would mind. drank a butt light at a cracker barrel, people's minds would be. But all this other shit is like wild to me. Like I can't live in this world. I have a life to lead.

Like I would love to sit in a dark room and read horrible things about people. But where would that get me? You know, I still have to. I can't. I keep telling me with you. I'll have to put down the phone. Put down the phone. Because no matter what you say about this, someone's going to say, you don't know enough.

You got it wrong. You're this. You're that. Whatever. And I'm like, but it's just, it's insanity. So another thing that happened. One more joke. Yes.

Yes. Please go. It looks like Jay-Z's now got 100 problems. So tell me how Jay-Z is mentioned today. I don't know. But they didn't go to the Grammys, which is very weird. I honestly see his name a lot in it. And, you know.

Jay-Z and Beyonce didn't go. People have always been like, Beyonce was groomed by Jay-Z. Jay-Z cheated on Beyonce. That's why she, her sister beat him up in the elevator. Jay-Z claimed, how dare you bring me up to have anything to do with. with P. Diddy. And some girl said that and he scared her so much. She was like, okay, I guess I was lying.

Yeah. And now I guess he's mentioned in these two, but I don't. That's one of the stories. I can't get them all. I don't know how he was mentioned in these stories. But he's not around. Supposedly he got on a plane. They didn't go to the Grammys.

Yeah. Well, he was heading to Epstein Island. And Epstein Island was bought by a billionaire for $60 million. And it is being made. It's being made into a family. resort. Oh, I can't wait to go. And people said, oh, my God, no one will ever go there. Oh, yes, they will. Eventually. Yeah. It'll be done probably like a decent buffet at a good price. I think it'll be very expensive and exclusive. Mark my words. It will come out. It'll be ready to go by like

2028 for sure, if not sooner. And this will be a thing in the past. People will go. If you've ever been in the Virgin Islands, you've gone by it. It's just another beautiful island. So if that was just a private, all-inclusive resort thing where I'm sure each room is a bungalow that's $2,000 a night, exclusive people, people from other countries, trust me, they will go. You give Peter Dovia 75% off. You guys will be on a water slide in six months.

Yeah. It'll be hard. Have you seen some of the pictures of what, you know, some of the room? in the different houses on the island, how ugly they were. Like that's the other thing. Like the decor itself was like, it certainly wasn't the four seasons.

I don't think that these perves were complaining that there wasn't, you know, a cushiony headboard. I would have. I would have. Oh, I would have been, I don't care how many 14-year-olds are here.

This is the worst bet I've ever slept. I mean, they had a dentist chair in one of the rooms, which is so strange to me. that's when I'm out that's when I would have been like I'll leave a party if people have broken chips you know what I mean like if I see a dentist chair in the room I'm like

I think I'm going to head out because you're not a dentist and you have a dentist chair so I'm going to go so true that is fucking weird that's just so many strange things I don't know adding to the weirdness of life yeah Jill Biden's ex-husband was just charged with first degree murder

of his new wife so he's seven 70 something. And his wife, there was a domestic dispute. And police came. And then she was dead during that post-dispute. And that was in December. And they have since said, he's responsible.

I would think so. Right. You know, I guess he's going to say, oh, sure, I pushed her, but I didn't mean to kill her. I don't know what you're going to say. Your wife's dead. Yeah. And it was the two of you. And he, guess how much she's on bail for?

How much? $5,000. What? Doesn't that only mean he has to come up with $500? I think so. I think 10%. I mean, really? Yeah.

Like, really? Like, there's no reason to hold him a little bit longer. Like, I mean, he could take off or do something else. I don't know. I'm sure his excuse is going to be, you know, that there was an argument, but he did not mean to kill her. And she, she slipped and fell and hit her head or something. So I'm sure that's going to be it.

But still, not a great week for this weird kind of news, right? Yeah, political news. Oh, wait, here was the... Can I just tell a quick Deepak Troper story that I witnessed, and I remember witnessing it years ago, and I thought it was strange. About what, which thing? Deepak Chopin.

He was a guest on Chelsea Lately, way back. Okay. Way back. Old studio, Chelsea Lately. Uh-huh. And I remember he was in the dressing room. You know, because we used to be all, the roundtable people would be like in his same dressing room kind of back in those days. Yeah, yeah.

So he was like in a fourth dressing room, three of us. Right. And I remember he had like weird, like a lot of bedazzled glasses, which is always an odd choice for like a guy who's spiritual guru. And like live a simple life. It dressed like Elton John. I thought it was an odd. That was strange enough. And then I remember him asking to like, we were done, roundtable's over, he was done.

And show was like everyone was leaving. And he wanted to talk to Natasha Legerro. She was on the roundtable that day with us. And I remember him knocking on her dressing room door and like going in and like having a deep talk with her. With Natasha. And I remember thinking, that's strange. Like I feel like he was into Lagerro. Well, that makes sense.

Because she is little. I know. She is very little. She was very pretty. Yeah. But she had like a little sexy little boss. Yeah. I think if I, my mind's not playing tricks.

I remember that being an odd day that he was there. It's all just strange. Well, here's a little summary of the situation. Deepak Chopra emailed, email Jeffrey Epstein. God is a construct. Cute girls are real. That's an actual quote from the situation.

March 2017, nine years after he was convicted for soliciting prostitution for a minor, Schoper told Epstein, anything we share is between us. I share nothing with anyone, but trust you. I mean, there's just so many of these things. He's got to be done. Also, I was never a fan and I don't like this kind of person. I don't like this kind of grifter.

I don't like this kind of person that, you know, these Oprah people that Oprah finds them and makes them stars. Oh, by the way, there's going to be a Dr. Phil documentary coming out. Oh, I'll watch that. Yeah. Anyway, go on. Anyway, no, I don't have anything to say about it. I mean, other than Oprah's track record of making people,

maybe Nate Burke is the only one who's got out of their clean. You've got a decent line of furniture at living spaces, I think. You know, but otherwise it doesn't seem like a complete asshole. She doesn't care. She's just so happy that she's a size four. Yeah. That her life, she doesn't care if anything happens with all these people that she found and made stars and made money off of it and whatever.

She's just like, just don't mention my all-girls school. Just keep that out of it. Oh, I forgot about that one. Yeah. Yeah. This was, yeah, this was the guy that Peter Atia. So we'll see what happens with him. He's having a rough time of it.

Because I follow him on Instagram and I kind of liked his stuff. You know, I would always like, oh, it's interesting to hear him tell me things I should and shouldn't eat. And now the comments underneath are just like, oh, seed oil is a bad. What about 14 year old? I was like, oh, no, this guy can't forget about it. You're done. Now, I remember back in the. the 10 jealousy

I spent a long time the Wayfair thing. Oh yeah, yeah. And I mentioned it and I got criticized for just mentioning and when I mentioned stuff

I'm like you guys this is what people are talking about it doesn't mean or believe it it means this is what's happening in the streets and by the streets and by the streets I mean TikTok and stuff like that

it's crazy and I'm like I think it's interesting I think it's crazy I don't know that it's true but it was about Wayfair the furniture thing had these weird

things that would say, oh, this, this Candace couch or, no, it'd be like a, it's always, it's always like a closet type of, a disposable closet. Like storage. Storage. This storage facility named Candice is $82,000. And you're looking at it. You're like, why is that $82,000? So people concluded that they were putting people in them, then you'd order them.

And then you'd get the thing and you'd be like, oh, hello. And then there'd be a little child. that you could... And they pop out? Yeah, pop out. You could destroy their life, okay? Oh. So then Wayfarer's like,

no, that's the weird algorithm. When something's sold out, we just make it so high. I don't know, so you don't have to remove it from the website. Why don't you just put sold out on it? I think it's weird. Anyway, there is Wayfarer type...

There's stuff about Wayfarer and all that in... Not Wayfair. Wayfair. There's stuff about Wayfair... Yeah. Emails in the... Epstein files. Yeah.

Uh-huh. Maybe there was some truth to it. Turns out, you know what? Maybe there was. Who the fuck knows? They were all right this whole time. I mean, like, that's the thing. Like, oh, my God.

And, you know, it's weird. Okay, so. I, I must say that I use Wayfair quite a bit. And I love, I get a lot of umbrellas and stuff from it. We love it. We love it. So I'm going to say they did nothing wrong. It's an algorithm.

I just got four umbrellas. And now I got like six kids in my house. I'm like, well, how are, How am I supposed to feed all these kids? You know, they showed up in the boxes. They were children. You opened it out. They fell out.

They were everywhere. I didn't order this. Yeah. So, anyway. I don't know about this story, but there was a Dutch super model named Karen Mulder, gorgeous. And apparently she spoke out. Yeah. And then, like, lost her career and ended up in an insane asylum.

Oh. That's the way they did it old school. Yeah. Do you know there was a time where men could just say, my wife's crazy, can you pick her up? And they would go to an insane asylum. That's what the Salem witch hunts were. They used to just say, I don't like her.

She's a witch. Oh, burner. That was it. I mean, that's basically what it was. She's a witch. Yeah. And again, only one person in prison for all of this. It's a woman.

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I honestly can't remember because there was a golden era of you and I doing a lot podcasting on Juicy Scoop where every time you came I said there's a new one that just dropped and that was in the Me Too 2017 era right so in that time there was a Brett Ratner thing yeah he went down hard

I looked it up there about five or six women one claimed you know full assault but nothing but the point is nothing happened nobody filed a lawsuit maybe there was some lawsuits or some something but no he was never arrested

for anything. Just Warner Brothers are like get off the lot, ended all the deals. He had several like movies in the works. He'd done the rush hours. He'd done all these big movies. And he was a young guy. He still looks kind of young. But he was a creep. And the stories were like, you know, I brought his lunch into this trailer

and he was, you know, jacking off. And I was like, can I not have to do this? So there were just a lot of creepy, creepy things where he just was a predator creep, allegedly, right? So he loses this career until Chris Tucker, who was also

in the movie, who was in his movies that he did, what was the rush hour. His face is all over the Epstein file. He liked to go to the parties. He was at all of a sudden they somehow decide he decides, I will do a movie about Melania. Melania, would you like a

movie done? Yes. Amazon allegedly paid $40 million to have it done. They paid for the movie, yeah. And and she allegedly got 28 of it. Oh, really? Again, all allegedly, because who knows what's real news or not, okay?

So the reviews were, some were 98 best movie I've ever seen, percent, okay, on one site. Right. And the other one was 5% rotten tomatoes. There was literally nothing in between, okay? And I go... That's not fishyy.

I go, Drake. Yeah. Will you go see this movie with me more night, last night. I almost did the same thing, just out of curiosity. It's out of curiosity and that's what I don't like. When people say things like, I

just found out, like talk about a witch hunt when someone's like, I just found out that Chris Vangel is following this person. Yeah. And you're like, it's Instagram. Instagram is TV. What are you talking about? Like, well, maybe I just want to see what this person is saying. Like, I want to know what each thing is. So yeah, I'm

like, I'm going to go see what this movie is, you know? And at first I was like, do I need to wear a, like a wig and a hat? Okay? Because I'm like, I know someone's going to get the wrong idea. They're going to think, I knew it. And you're kind of recognizable. Right.

Oh, so Heather walking in, too? I had just gotten microblading, not microneedling. And so I had no makeup on. So I looked pretty ugly. And I wore sweats. And I wasn't really concerned. Okay. So I went to the thing.

I lured Drake with a fancy movie theater. Oh. I said, like to sit down eating Yes, and I said, we get some food, you can have a beer, you know, whatever. Oh, that's nice. And so it starts. I also am very codependent when I bring someone to a movie.

Can I ask you a question? Does it play like a regular movie? Are the trailers beforehand and all that? Yeah, there were some trailers that looked awful. Yeah. There was this one trailer where it's with, who's the... Hillary Rodham Clinton. No, no.

No, the movie looks awful. It's called the Sheeps Detectives. Oh. And it's a live action movie with Hugh Jackman runs a farm and the sheeps are solving a town murder. And they talk. I swear to God. And I go, who the fuck is ever going to see this movie? I go, why is this the preview before this movie?

So I'm like, okay. So I'm like, Drake, press the button. Like, we need to get a drink. I don't know what we're in for. And so we sit down and it starts. and it's the song that they put in every movie you know every movie where it's slow-mo it's always like a Martin Sir Skazey

like please look up the movie Drake what's the movie that's at the top of the Melania movie it is like a famous movie that's like it's literally but it still gives you chills but talk about lazy work Brett and Ratner like lazy and they show the drone of the ocean beautiful Marlago, the beach club, and then she comes out with all her secret service and they just

focus on her feet. I'm like just like they do on a real housewives episode. They always show like a foot coming out of a chair out of a car, you know, like, oh, nice. You know, like it's just such a it's like nothing's original, right? So but I'm like, okay, what is it called? Yeah. Oh, that they can you sing that to me? Yeah. It's just a ride away. Yeah. It's just a ride away. Like, gonna give me yeah and she looks gorgeous she puts her her sunglasses and I'm like okay so she gets on the plane then she goes

to her New York apartment that's all you know in gold and everything I'm like okay now let's get into it okay now now I thought this was going to be I misread something and I thought it was the time between before the inauguration so I thought what we were going to see

is her being like fuck okay wait a minute I'm going back to the House, the White House, how can I make it better? How can I make it more fun? There's no way he's really going to win again. Oh my God, he won. Like I thought we were going to see Barrett. I thought we were going to see whatever. I knew it would be flattering to them, but I thought we'd get more juice, right? At least the inside of the White House a little bit, no? You don't see any of that. It's not a documentary because it's literally so curated. She never, even in the real

housewife, they have them like doing their makeup before they go out. There is not one moment that she is not absolutely done, quaffed, gorgeous. Right. And she comes off great. She comes off intelligent, very lovely to her staff, nice. It is, but it's fucking boring. I'm sorry, I'm not saying anything bad about. How long is it?

It's a solid hour and a half, two hours. Yeah. Oh, oh. So I'm sitting next to my straight son, okay? An hour and 40 minutes too long. And I'm like, I'm like, okay, at least you got to see like a pretty shot. of a golf course. I'm like, okay, I'm okay. This is going to be okay. Hopefully they'll go golfing. Hopefully something will happen. And then it's her with her gaggle of gay designers. So people

better not say she's not an ally because clearly the only people she's hired. Sure. Sure. So and it's what really what it is, it's the 20 days he's won. It's the 20 days before the inauguration, which was January 25th or whatever the day it was. And I'm like, oh, so she already know she's going back, okay, fine. And it's just her dealing, she has got three white blouses. And the guy's like, and here is your coat. And I did two different shoulder paths. Okay, I'll go see which one looks better on me.

I'll see if I want a higher shoulder pad or loa. And he goes, you know what's so great about Maria? Is that she was a model. So she knows that you need a centimeter here and it did it here. And yeah, she should be a fashion designer. That's what she should have been doing. She knows fashion. She looks good.

So she figures out her coat for the thing And then the rest of it is about the hamburger or her hat Oh yeah And but again What I wouldn't want to see is her go Oh god I worked the outfit around this hat Because I thought we were going to be outside the whole time

But now it's so cold we're inside How do I get rid of this hat? Like there was not one like real moment Of even her being like The most real she said was in Oh then she does these like these voiceovers where she's like one thing that I noticed was you know everybody in America is so welcoming

and there was just nothing it was like literally Drake goes I think chat GPT like wrote her monologs like it was just kind of like yeah she's grateful she's nice she wants to help kids it was just there was literally for juicy scoobberts it's just not juicy right it's not gonna make you it's not gonna make you angry honestly even if you hate them I don't think it would make you angry

I think you'll just be bored like I just think It's boring. It's Donald Trump in it. Yes. He shows up very little, but he's very lovely to her when they're together and gives her compliments. And, you know, and there's like one or two chuckly lines, like where we kind of chuckled about. There's like one or two moments where they kind of have a cute moment. But like, it's all her.

You see a couple of the other kids. They never speak, including Barron. Okay. And but then like the camera will zoom at like one of the fancy dinners and you will see Lauren Sanchez and Jeff. we'll see Elon. Like Brett Rader knew enough to like give us a little something like you know and you're like oh okay

you're just so desperate for anything juicy in this thing that you're like what's going on like and so then so then she works out that hamburger outfit guy and of course Drake didn't know who the hamburger is so then I had to go back in the day Oh the actual hamburger from the McDonald's commercials

Yes yeah yeah I know oh I know But the hat the hamburger hat was black with a white trim hers was white, no, was her's black with, it was black with the white trim. And she goes, black and white, I'm at colors. I love them. So then even her dress, then they work on her fancy dress for the event, which was black and white stripe.

Right. I don't know why she went that theme. And I don't think Donald liked it. Because Donald said, you're going to get a great dress, right, Melania? Because last time, and they show her in the blue. And when she, at the narration, the first time, she had this gorgeous baby blue with matching blue gloves and the jacket came out of three-quarter sleeve. And I remember I said that day, wow, no one can deny this is a great outfit.

And I was flooded with hate. How dare you say she looks good. And I was like, oh shit. Okay, fuck, fine. So I'm like, can we get a moment where maybe Donald's like, why are you wearing that hat covering your beautiful face? You know he didn't like that hat. Yeah. There's no way.

I didn't, nobody liked the hat. She's a gorgeous face. You couldn't see her the whole time. it's covering her eyes she wears those hats quite a bit but the rest of the movie her hair is down and she's looking stunning and she always has cool sunglasses on

and she's like but then you see her like interviewing a couple people for her staff not juicy very nice very polite I'll see her in the White House then you see her talking to according to Candace Owen

the French president's oh yeah husband yeah right right Macron's yeah she comes off very much womanly on the Zoom. Oh, good. And she says, Hey, Malani, it's me.

Miss Macron. Smoking a cigar. What'd you expect? And then she's like, oh, hello, I'm so glad. You know, she's got a French accent and she's talking about. And she's, you know, saying like, and then Melani's like, how do we help kids with cyber bullying? And she's like, oh, well, you know, in France, we don't let kids have a phone until they're 12. and then they have to something be a certain age to have social media

and she's writing in her notes. No kids have phone until 12 and I'm like, okay, really? Like this is what we're seeing. Then we get to the actual inauguration where we have to go to the Jimmy Carter died. She is writing. You see her writing? We saw her writing about the kids.

Not with a cry on her in it. She's using like a. So then we have to see a funeral and we have to see another funeral that's honoring, you know, fallen soldiers. Yeah. And I'm like, I really feel like the tension of Drake next to me, you know? And he's like, he's like, this is like a school movie. Yeah.

And I go, yeah, this is like literally you're seeing the White House. But it's boring because there's nothing going on. So we see like soldiers like doing something. And then we have to go to each party, you know, because there's three balls. And it's just like there it's like not, there's nobody really fun that we see except the family. Yeah. And we see Trump a little bit, like working on a speech. And then there's one moment which he's, he's practicing his speech.

And she's there. And she goes, wait, he practices? He did practice. I know. Yeah, right. I was kind of surprised. And then she goes, so she's like, could I come in front of him? And he's like, yeah, I'm just going over the speech.

And he's saying his speech. And then she says, end unifier. And he's like, mm. And she's like, and unifier. And he's like, I'm going to be a peacemaker and a unifier. And then we see him say that. So then that was like, we know that she came up with that.

So it's like, again, you know, oftentimes when someone says, let's do a documentary on the Manifest Mama tour of the fall, okay? And the cameras are going to come and they're going to. And maybe I'll have final say, but I'm like, yeah, show me like getting annoyed. Whatever. Like there's going to be a couple moments where the artist breaks down or she hurts her foot or she cries or she's sick or she's drunk or there's something like this is. So this was a movie.

I literally felt like I was watching an actress in a movie, and it's 20 days preparing for the inauguration, but that's not a juicy time of your life. I thought 20 days before he wins would have been way juicier. Right. And like 20 days, like since he's been, I don't know. So that my review is if you really love her and you love fashion and you're like got nothing to do, go. But it's not juicy.

Yeah. And fashion is only this outfit. Like I would have wanted and then at the end it's just her doing a great photo shoot at the end. Okay. For her for her thing that's going to be in the White House. Yeah. So I mean, I hope we're going to see it doesn't get me canceled. I hope my review doesn't get me canceled.

No, I think that was a pretty good. I mean, that's what it is. I think some people went to see it just. It's just not juicy. And you're a reporter and you're reporting on a show. I mean, it just wasn't. Yeah. But it's like, yeah, it was it was legit pretty dull.

Okay. But at least she's pretty to look at. Yeah, well, that we knew before. She's obviously, she's a good mom. She's a pleasant person. I mean, I don't think people can deny that, but that was it. And then there was a little bit of the Joe Biden. And that was kind of good when they had to, like, crossover.

They're like, they have five hours to get out of the open, out of the White House, you know. And they, but they were like pleasant to each other. They did show Kamala Harris being fucking pissed that day. Oh. At the day of the inauguration, she's just like, yeah. So like, you know, Brett's doing that stuff. And then you hear Brett or somebody else kind of ask questions as the documentarian.

But in my opinion, if you're looking for a documentary, it's not that. This is like a glossy thing. It's a propaganda, some would call it. Whatever. I don't think it was propaganda. I just think it was curated. It's like if you were to put your own thing together and you were going to make sure that you like had final saying that you only looked. I mean, to not have one moment where, and she scored, just not to have one moment where you're just like,

coming out of the shower in a towel hair and you're like, okay, actually, you know what? Or saying, holy shit, my feet are dying. People said her feet were dying. Okay. We know that, that she was dying about her feet that day. All she said was, and now more time in heels, like to like laugh at it. And at the end she takes off her heel. But even if she just took off her heel and like, it was like, I need an ice bucket.

Like just some more real moment. Well, that's kind of what people want out of her. Like, can we see one human moment? Right. People thought they were going to get that out of that movie. Yeah. didn't. No. Yeah. No. So, um, one juicy thing I want to just say about this is not, this housewife, so it's not for you, but I have to say it. Go ahead. So this girl Bronwyn,

she was married to this awful guy named Todd and Real House of Salt Lake City. Okay. Every fan that watched it, he was much older. She was younger. He was, we all were rooting that they'd break up. And most housewives do divorce her husband. They're getting a divorce. Oh, okay. The news has come out that she's dating a 32-year-old. Her last husband was 67 and like a girl. He looked like the guy in Up. Oh, yeah. Remember up? He looks like him.

And now she's dating a 32-year-old model named Brandon Good. That's what everybody needs. And I just want to say I knew about this two weeks ago when I was at the Kyle Richards white party with all the housewives. And she said,

I'm dating a model. She's like, well, Tom's being very nice right now because he thinks we're getting back together and so I'm getting everything I want by him being nice to me and um I go are you dating anybody she's like I am dating somebody he's a 32 year old model I'm like good for you she's like yeah he's waiting in a bed in Montana oh like they she came from like big sky they were scared saying she came to the thing and she's going back to him and I was like okay and I'm is he a real model yes he's a real model look at him no he's like a real I know I see no he's like a real fashion model

no like a real fashion model because she just was is he in like prod a product ads or is he in... I think so. Like she's doing, because she does, she's really in a fashion. She does like Vogue and stuff. She just, like a cover of like one of those vogue that's not Vogue. It's like Vogue in another country, but whatever. And so anyway, I just want to say, you know, when you tell me not to say something, okay.

I don't because I did not want to share that she had a boyfriend because people said, oh, you went to the party and you talked to Bronwyn. Is she dating anybody? And I said, um, I don't know, but I think she's doing really well and she looks great, you know, because I thought, I don't want to fuck. up with the husband if the husband is giving her a lot of money thinking they're going back together but now that people is reported that she has a boyfriend i will say yes oh she had a boyfriend it's been going on a while and and let's all cheer for her i'm happy from 67 year old up guy to a 50

a 32 year old legit tall gorgeous model yeah for her i'm happy to hear that now how do you feel about billy is i statement saying nobody is an immigrant on stole On stolen land. Meaning. At the Grammys. Meaning any, so anybody in America, we weren't, we were settlers. And, you know, so anyway, so then these, this land, this Indian tribe called Tonga. What is it?

Yeah, the Tonga tribe. The Tonga tribe. They said, hi, actually, you're on our land. Yeah. But then they went on to say that they were happy that you pointed it out in their speech. Yeah. Oh, there was two sides. Anyway, yeah.

But also I want to say nice, but American Indians are not the ones that are the target of ICE either. So the whole thing just doesn't really make, you're not, it just doesn't make sense. Well, here's the thing about award shows. Yeah. You just need to, I think we all need to get comfortable with the fact that sometimes people are going to say. The wrong thing. Political statements. And it's going to, and it might be, like you might regret it later.

It might be wrong, you know. Take it for what it's worth. You could either watch them or not. You know what's coming. Right. You know what I mean? Or you can just watch the musical. I watched the Grammys.

Yeah. They were fine enough. I mean, I don't. I talked about how, you know, I always love Justin's singing. And, you know, he came out with the underwear and the purple thing. Oh, Bieber. Yeah. Bieber, Justin Bieber.

And now I'm seeing stuff where people are saying, oh, that whole thing with the mirror and being like, it's a, that's a humiliation ritual that he went through. And he signaling like, again, that he. Because, I mean, he was signaling a lot that his experience with P. Diddy and stuff wasn't just, you know, playing Scrabble. Oh. And so this was like with the purple guitar. It's like an ode to Prince with the, I don't know. I don't know. The performance was kind of cool.

It was totally cool. Yeah. So I hope whatever that situation is, he can signal it all he wants as long as he is still making music and seeing happy. But there you go. Then Jelly Roll, he said. hey, leave me alone. I will make a statement in a week after I do these

couple other concerts where people went out of like... He said a little more than that. He said, I'm dumb, I'm a dumb redneck, you know, and they asked him about ICE and what he thinks about it. Yeah. Afterward, you know, when he was on the, you know,

talking to the reporters. And he said that, you know, ICE, he wasn't going to say anything because he's dumb and he's a redneck. Which is mean to people who are, quote of quote from the South. And he doesn't keep up with that sort of thing, which all might be true.

I don't even have social media. Yeah. Maybe you don't. It's probably healthy that you don't. Right. But like you got to like you're walking on earth, aren't you? Yeah. I mean, I understand.

Well, I mean, I feel like, I mean, what side do you think jelly rolls on everybody? Come on. We all know where jelly roll stands. I don't think that's going to be a surprise to anybody that he, whatever political statement. Because he said he was going to make a political statement in the next week or so. But I also feel someone like him, if he's putting out that he's so clueless, all someone would have to do is show him one TikTok and he'd be like, yeah,

outrage too. So it's like just, he's just, yeah, he's like, listen. I think with certain stars like that that they're like, again, he's always like, I'm just, I was in prison. I came from trash parents. I don't deserve to be here only by the grace of God that I'm here. So he's like, I don't want, I'm going to take the advice of his people, whatever. I'm not going to say something that I, that to fucking.

up my life just to please somebody and I agree with him. I almost kind of agree with him. Yeah. I know people will crucify us for saying this. But yes, like he's just like, I know my audience. I'm not going. I got to pay my bills too. But people were probably saying, how do you feel about Israel and Palestine?

How do you feel about Russia and Ukraine? How do you feel about the mass shootings? How do you feel about this? How do you feel like all the things that, you know, like look, I want you just listen to my music and just be inspired to keep going on with your shitty life because look at me now. And, you know, now he's lost 300 pounds. He might not have social media, but he did have a dentist phone number. And maybe he went to Epstein Island and got his teeth done.

But I don't think so. I think he went to a legit dentist, got some big chomper. Yeah. And it looks good. Now, I have made a prediction that the next move will be to start to remove some tattoos on the face. You did say that my last time on. And I still think I'm right.

Really? He's going to hold off, but this is what's going to happen. They're going to have a baby. Either she's going to have a baby through a surrogate or something because I know she's tried and struggled. He has a kid. He has an older daughter that they raised together. Right. But they're going to have a new baby somehow, whether it's adopted.

And then he'll say, I want my son to like see me as me. And this is my past me. Yeah. And that's why I'm removing these facial tattoos. Well, if he needs a baby, there is a dresser on Wayfair. That's $9,000 and it comes with a baby. So there's your answer. Okay, so then we go, okay, so speaking of drastic changes, Jonah Hill, who, you know, has been in so many great movies, so funny.

When he first started, he was heavy, he very hunched back. That was always bothered me more than his weight. I was always like, wow, when you have bad posture, that's a hard thing to fix. It appears he's fixed it, lost weight. But talk about looking completely unrecognized. Well, here he is in this movie with Keanu Reeves. Yeah. I mean, he's been thin for quite some time.

Look, they cut it off. He still is a little hunchback. But he is thin and he's bald and I also think that's great that he changes his look so much. He's healthy now, but also how great is because he's such a good ass. actor. Yeah. So when he was in the Wolf of Wall Street as the, you know, the fucking friend or whatever, like he fit it and now whatever this movie is, and then we all love Keanu.

So the movie's called Outcome. Yeah. Looks good. Yeah. I'll see that. Okay. The Super Bowl's coming. Oh, Sunday.

Big day. Sunday, of course, L.A. Rams aren't in it. So, I mean, if the L.A. Rams were in it, it would have been, it would have been a whole different thing in L.A. Yeah. Like, I would have been so, I would have been so aware of what party am I going? got it to go to. What am I going to do? Like, it's going to be so fun. It's so crazy. But they're not. No, Seahawks and the Patriots. What are you doing? I'm going to a party.

I'm going to a house party. I begged my wife. I said, I just want to stay at the house and watch it. Just me and my daughter and my wife. And her, she goes, my parents are going to come over. That's fine. They don't make any trouble. So you're doing real chill. Okay. Yeah. So, and Bad Bunny is playing the half time show. Right. Which is people are furious. Are they really furious? Well, you know what I mean. People are furious in a fake way.

I guess because he speaks Spanish. And I think the entire halftime show is going to be in Spanish. Because all the songs are in Spanish, as far as I know. It's in San Francisco, which is very liberal too. Right. Outside, that stadium is quite a bit of a distance outside of San Francisco. Okay. Wow.

Yeah. But, yeah, it's up there. I mean, we're gay state. Yeah. how are we ever yeah so it'll be you know

a fun thing if you were to go a lot of commercials they're already coming out some of them they're showing some of the I think there's one with Jennifer Anderson and Matt LeBlanc

back together again I saw oh nice what kind of chip is this Matt I think it's a Dunkin' Donut I think Ben Affleck's in too they're all in it oh I could go for a great cup of coffee I could oh

flavors So delicious. Yeah, I'm excited to see that. Yeah, commercials are always fun. It's always fun to watch it with a bunch of people. And if you want, there's an alternative half-time show. Yeah, the All-American halftime show, sponsored by, you know, the- Turning Point.

Jet Turning Point. Yeah, Erica Kirk. And Kid Rock is. But where are they performing? I got, like, I couldn't find the actual venue that performing it. Are they doing a live performance? Are they just like going to a place and filming it? No.

There's going to be live performance with Kid Rock and several other country stars. And it's the All-American halftime show. And you could go over to that if you don't want to watch Bad Bunny on YouTube and Rumble and some other places, right? Yeah. So you choose. You choose. That's the beauty of America.

There's choices here in America. So here's the thing. And Erica Kirk will come out on a bottle rocket. I think the turning point people maybe got this idea from possible. possibly me because I regurgitated a truth that Keenan Iruyne's talked about. Okay. But so Keenan had in Living Color. I remember that.

And the halftime show was not that big of a deal back then. And he had the idea to get people to watch their halftime show where they had David Allen Greer and Keenan's brother, Damon, played these, speaking of gay, they played these really funny to movie review gay guys. And they were going to do a half-time show. Yeah, they were to do a halftime show with a grass. And of course, Jim Carrey was in it and the best, funniest characters. I remember vividly.

And so they're like, yeah, for those 15 minutes, come over to Fox and watch the show. And then after that is when the Super Bowl was like, oh, never fucking again, we're only going to have top entertainment so that no one leaves the, thing. But to have something alternative at that time when everybody's watching TV with their friends and most likely if you're at someone's house, you probably

are politically on the same page. I don't think there's going to be half the room being like, can you turn over to the streamer rumble or whatever it is? It's either going to be, everyone's going to be like, oh, we're watching Kid Rock. A bunch of old ladies going a bar with the bar to bang, da bang, ditty, ditty. What?

Or you're just going to be like, What a world we live in everybody. You're going to like the music or you're going to be like at a party and you're going to be like, let me just go get some buffalo dip and like whatever. Yeah. So that's what I think. I think they're just like we'll take advantage of this situation. We'll take advantage of this. Right.

Distain for something so stupid. You know, like whatever. Whatever. It's fun. Jason Bateman got in trouble because, you know, he is on a top podcast with two other superstars. Which I'm like, they're all like in movies. these all the time. So yeah, I think they make do their podcast. I don't think they do a lot of prep. Right. I think they put on their headphones and click on their Zoom and they, you know,

probably knock out three in a day once every three weeks. I don't think this is something that's not a big deal. If you guys watch podcasts, not many people do too much prep on them. I do and it's still not enough. I know. Do your research. I'm like, do I need to show you that I'm on my phone literally. You do 13 to 18 hours a day. That means I wake up from two to four because I can't sleep and because I'm A menopause of mama. A metapause manifesting mama. And then I watch these things. You do more prep than most.

I'll give you that. I wish I'm always like, Heather, put down the phone and watch something, watch some TV. But then we were talking about we don't know how to work our TVs. And we just switched to another thing.

Drake and Peter switched to another thing. And I go, I can't like I want, that's why honestly when, when I bet you agree with this. You know when you go to a hotel to do stand up and it's old-fashioned TV? Yeah.

I know. It's the greatest. Like I know like people make this joke Like oh up channel down channel I see it on the guide Oh this is on oh this old bridesmaids This is on Bravo on Saturday I even go as far as to like

I remember when like CBS was channel 2 NBC was channel 4 ABC was channel 7 And Fox was 11 And you're like that's what I'm go I need And now it's just like where I mean now at this point We got a new TV and a new system And I don't know which way's up

I can't turn on anything. I don't either. I said they did a whole new thing and I go, okay, so I don't think I'll be able to watch now Bravo on time. I'll just always have to watch Peacock the next day. Not like I don't do a podcast that covers this shit that pays for everything. But yeah, let's save the $42. Fine.

I don't even know what to do. Like whatever you guys want. Like I just, I'm not, it's not worth fighting about. And then also I have this one remote and it's like I got a ball in the middle. Oh. And I, it's so, it's like literally I have. to sit up and I have to like take my knuckle because I have long nails and I have to go like and then I somehow rolled it and now I'm like no and then and also when you turn off something

back in the olden days if you turned off channel seven yeah and then you woke up and you turned it on what channel would it be on yeah seven yeah no I know it starts all over again home click click click click go to peacock peacock peacocks isn't like hey Heather you were last watching this No, they're like, it's again, I have to find the thing. I have to find the da-da-da. I have to, then I have to go, no, I got to go to episodes because. That is why Netflix is number one, because they are so user-friendly. It is, it's the easiest one to really navigate.

It is. Yeah, so. Or have you ever, like, had to write in, okay, let me search for it. I don't know why I can't find this. Yeah. And you're like, on the fourth word. And you're like, and then you realize, oh, this isn't even on Hulu. on Amazon Prime.

It's like, jeez, it's a nightmare. It's a nightmare. Well, whatever. I mean, and half the time I quit. I'm like, forget it. I won't watch anything. Oh, back to look it on my dumb phone. I know.

I'm just going to watch my phone about kids being stuck in cabinets. Exactly. Right. Like horrible news on my phone constantly. Because I tried to watch something fun. I tried. I tried to watch something juicy and good. And you guys made it too fucking hard.

Totally. I can't. Anyway, so Jason Bateman interviewed Charlie X. X. And he did no prep. And he was like, and you guys want to have kids one day or something? And she's like, no, I've said, I don't think I want to have kids. And then he goes on, oh, my wife didn't think she wouldn't have kids either until she

met me. Yeah. So that was annoying. And annoying to people that are like, I am child free by choice. Like one time I've said childless and they're like, people want to come and find me and burn me at the stake. I'm like, I'm like, I think it's great to be childless. Yeah, but you're supposed to say child free.

Okay. Like you're supposed to say unhoused, not homeless. Basically just take less out of the vocabulary. Just get rid of that completely. Got it. And anyway. And then he said, well, maybe you find the right guy. And she goes, well, I've been married for three years or what.

I'll say this. I didn't know that either about Charlie XX. I didn't know she was married. I think if I had the opportunity to interview her, though, at least have someone tell me a few things. Yeah. But he's doing some new juicy movie. A series that is called DF,

down, wait, with DTF St. Louis about an app that people in the St. Louis area all are getting into, and they're all doing deviant things as married suburban people. So that is right up my hour. That sounds good. Now that I'll say juicy scoop. If you want a juicy show, that's a juicy show. Speaking of right up here, Allie, I saw Housemade. Yes.

Loved it. I knew you would. Loved it. Good twist, right? Great twigs. Yeah. I was, the whole movie I was loving.

Totally fun. A good acting, good movie. We went to the same movie theater there. I got both the boys to go. And they were pleasantly into it, right? So then that's how I got Drake to go to yesterday's movie. And now I'm starting zero.

Now I am no way I'm going to get. I'm going to give you another one. Yeah. You could make up for that one. Okay. And you could take Drake. Send help is fantastic. Okay.

What's it about? It's about, I can't think of her name. She's from the notebook. What's her name? The girl. Oh, it's not coming to me. Oh, yeah, look up. Yeah, the beautiful blonde.

Okay, yes. Yeah. She's like this frumpy girl who works in an office and her, she's got a real asshole boss and they get on a private jet to go somewhere and it crashes on an island and he's hurt and she takes over. Oh, all right. Let's go see that. Is that a nominated one? No, it's not nominated, but it just came out last week. Okay.

It's a great. down to go to the movie theater. It is a fun movie. Like once we bought the tickets and I was like, oh my God, it felt like the old days. I'm like, it's 615. The thing starts at 645. Let's go now. And it was like, I wasn't on my phone for two hours.

I should have been because I was watching a very boring show. But still. I know. It is kind of nice to go back to the theaters. Last story. I think everything's going to be fine before I start this story. But a seven-year-old Indiana girl. was hospitalized after injecting her mom's GLP1 drug

because she was always seeing her mom put the needle in her stomach. And it was one of those like each one has its own dose so you have to put it in the thing. And she thought, oh, that's what you do when you have a stomach ache. So she was seven and she was like, oh, I have a stomach eight. I'll just do that thing that my mom does.

And of course, she didn't know how to do it. So she put all of it in like too much. And she got luckily the mom knew right away to take her to the doctor and everything and she'll be okay but you know I have said that I wondered

now this was a little girl doing it and she's seven she's not obese or anything like that but I have said I wonder if there are moms out there that ask their like kids that are older maybe they're teenagers

would you like to explore this to lose some weight and they're like leave me alone mom to And I always wonder if there's any moms like going in at night and just like I'm sure there are some I think there's some Yeah I always I always talk about this but I always remember in Oprah where this woman said I give my daughter the birth control pill without her knowing it Oh Because I don't want her to know that she could fuck and not get pregnant But if she fucks and and she doesn't tell me about it without protection she won't get pregnant Yeah And Oprah's like how did she how do you do that? She's like oh I just do a little thing of vitamins I just pop it out and put it in the vitamins Who?

Yeah. All right. I thought that was very weird. One last funny thing, because I think this is just the cutest story. I know. I always forget that they're married. It's the cutest comedy story. Eddie Murphy's son and Martin Lawrence's daughter got married and they're having a baby.

Yeah. I mean, how are they not? I know. There just seems to be a movie. I know. It's pretty good. Make the kid like four or five or make the kid like seven, but there has to,

someone's got to write a movie about this before they maybe don't end up together. Not that that would happen. They've been married for a bit of time. Hopefully it'll last forever. But like this is just the cutest thing. And I wonder what if they don't really love each other? What if like Eddie and Murn don't really care for each other? I don't know what their relationship.

I don't know. I just think it is even if even if this isn't, even if we don't use them, a writer should make this. a just a made-up story with anybody. Yeah. We're two, like two top comedians,

their kids get together and like make a really funny comedy out of it. But they're super cute and that's adorable. Speaking of comedy, Chris. Yeah. Where is your latest place? Oh my God. The next one I will be at

is Spokane, Washington. Spokane. So nice. Valentine's weekend. I'll be there the 13th, 14th, 12th, 13th. 13th. 14th, Spokane Comedy Club, Spokane, Washington. And going to a comedy club on Valentine's is the best.

The best. It's the best because, and I love when the Valentine's weekend falls on the long weekend. Does it always fall in a long weekend? No, I don't think so. Not always. Yeah. And then, so it's like you can milk out Valentine's Day. You could see Chris one night.

You can go do something another night. Galentines, you can all go see sexy Chris. That would be fun. Bring the gals. Yes. Spokane's fun town. I love it. there so that's gonna be fun braya improv february 19th thursday february 19th and braya california

right down the road pittsburgh improv march 4th raleigh improv march 5th raleigh north carolina and then roost of tea feathers up in northern california up there march 19th and 20th so i'm going to there's a lot more friend jolda fun there's a lot more may's come in in april there's a bunch and i will be in salt lake city maybe some real house files will be joining me there or sitting in the audience or just being cute. But I will be doing my stand-up funny act at Wise Guys in downtown LA. Fuck. All right.

I will be at Salt Lake City, Wise Guys Downtown, March 20th and 21st, two shows a night, six and eight-thirty greatest times ever, really having some fun, doing a lot of new material and just laughing with you guys. So make sure you go to that. And then Chris is. joining me for Netflix is a joke. Netflix is a joke comedy festival. We are doing a live juicy scoop with your favorites, Chris,

and then as well, Brandy and Julie, we're doing it all, talking about it all at the Avalon theater. In Hollywood. In Hollywood. And we're so excited about that. Everything is at Heather McDonald. There's only a few tickets left for that.

There's only a few tickets left. They may, I was talking to them, and they might release some, if they do that are together because right now there's only some singles but they were some they were like put aside I guess and if they do that then I will give you guys a code

so that only the real hardcore GC see you there when's that May 9th Saturday night Saturday May 9th at 7 p.m. Like again an ideal going out situation. You're going to love it I love it. Thank you bye bye