Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Chris Franjola, Stalkers, Bieber, Taylor and Bears

Episode Date: May 14, 2024

Comedian Chris Franjola is here! We discuss Baby Reindeer’s real life stalker. Fiona Harvey appeared on Piers Morgan and claims it was all rubbish and lies. What did they serve at the Netflix Comedy Brunch? Bears are getting into peoples’ refrigerators so beware. Justin Bieber is going to be a dad. RHOBH Dorit and PK are separated. Gavin Rossdale is dating a Gwen Stefani look-alike. I have a warning for Travis Kelce and I think Taylor Swift will thank me. Andy Cohen was cleared of any wrongdoing and will continue hosting WWHL. Vanderpump Rules’ Jo reads the harsh text she received from Tom Schwartz on a live. Then Chris models some summer fashion accessories for me and I give my honest opinion.  Get 20% OFF @honeylove by going to https://honeylove.com/JUICY ! #honeylovepod Frizz-free up your schedule with OUAI. Go to https://TheOuai.com and enter promo code JUICY for 15% off any product. Shop Juicy Scoop Merch https://juicyscoopshop.com  Get EXTRA Juicy on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/juicyscoop  Follow Me on Social Media Instagram: https://www/instagram.com/heathermcdonald  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@heathermcdonald  Twitter: https://twitter.com/HeatherMcDonald Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Listen in, listen up. Woo, woo. Hannah McDonald, Juicy Scoop. Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. I have your favorite, the blue-eyed dashing married father funny man. Yeah. Are you guys ready for a funny guy?

It's Chris Barangiola. Yes, I'm back. It's been a while, I tell you it ready for a funny guy? It's Chris Barangiola. Yes. I'm back Why I feel it's been a while. Well, you were supposed to come last week. We had to push it back It's not because we're having star. We're not having any comedic marital problems. It was it was your daughter's spring break You had shows we were I took my my daughter and my wife with me on the road, which is very rare Yeah, we went to to Beverly, Massachusetts I took my daughter and my wife with me on the road, which is very rare. Yeah. We went to Beverly, Massachusetts, and I was doing shows, and they came with me.

I had a Juicy Scooper write me say that she saw you in a lobby. Oh, okay. And another one saw you, how hilarious you are. Not another one, many, many. Good, good, thank you. But that you were, that you were, I honestly don't know if I shared it

because it was too much how good looking you were. It was a little bit too much how good looking you were and I just felt it could be a little baby reindeer. It could be a little bit, I was like, you do realize like he's completely married and the wife was gorgeous too. She said Liz was gorgeous too. Oh, they saw us together.

Yes, but it was just like he is hotter than anything. I'm like, all right, lady. And it's so not true. I mean, on a good day of six, you know what I mean? Like, especially in person. Like, there's a lot happening these days that I just, you know, my birthday's next week and it's a tough one. This next one coming up's a tough one.

Is it the, we don't wanna say. No, no, no, not there yet, but not far. You're talking 6-0? No, but it's not far from 6-0. Okay, all right, well, who cares? I know, no, I don't care. I'm just saying that. I know, I know.

Eventually, that age is that age. You know, you can only do so much. I can't believe how amazing I look every day. What's happening? You're keeping it tight as they say. What's your trick? I'm trying every time. I'm just trying to have some fun.

Speaking of Baby Reindeer, we talked about this show before. In a nutshell, in case you haven't seen it, it's about a comedian who was, it's his, this really happened to him, and in his real life, he met this woman who then started stalking him, and he did two one-man shows. One was about this woman,

and one was about this awful experience he had where an executor of a TV show that he loved took him on, pretended like he wanted him to possibly write for the show. They started doing drugs together, and then he sexually assaulted him. And he, as a breakdown on stage, in real life, tells the whole story, then did two one-man shows about it,

and then Netflix or whoever said, let's make this a short series and kind of tell the whole story. So it's based on true events, but it's not a documentary and not every single thing is true. And he says that. He says that, you know, of course, you have to change things legally, right? Whatever reason because they are supposed here she is, she's a real person. But right. So this is the woman, the real woman. But she says, I there were things that happened. Right. Now she goes on Piers Morgan to say, everyone, people found me as to be the woman

that allegedly stalked him. And there were a couple things. I met him at this bar. I did write him a few times. He came on to me, but I'm not interested in little boys with no job. Baby reindeer. And I'm not doing a bad Scottish accent,

but she's Scottish and and You know, but One of the things in the series, right is that they show her being convicted of stalking him and she gets nine months Yeah now she says no that never happened and I went into the research and there is no Now she says, no, that never happened. And I went into the research and there is no ruling that that ever happened. So what I think really happened is

I believe that she totally stalked him. And we'll get into what she says on his show, which is amazing, which says on Piers. I believe she totally stalked him. I believe she sent on the emails. I believe all those things happened. But I think like most things, once they started to investigate her for stalking,

that was enough. She backed off, and there was no conviction. They added the conviction, I think, for dramatic effect. But also, from what I remember watching the show, I watched it a few weeks ago, he uncovered other incidents where she was arrested and stuff. Found it in the paper that she had done other things.

That's why he started to get concerned about her in this show. And those things did happen. Because it's easy to look it up. Yeah, and she, when talked about that with Pierce Morgan, she was running for office, and she went after these people saying that they mistreated their own three-year-old child and stalked him that way.

But again, you know how hard these things are to convict in America, stalking. Right. And most of the times, cops and things, they just were like, can't you change your number? Can't you leave them like- Well, that's kind of what the cop in Baby Reindeer says.

Yeah. He's like, you know, when the guy finally goes to say something about it, they don't really kind of believe him or. Right. Anyway, it's all, I feel like she came off on Piers Morgan as advertised. You know, it was... It's exactly who you thought it was gonna be.

Well, first of all, before we saw her, I read that she was annoyed that the woman that they hired to play her was much heavier than she. Yeah. And I'm like, they could not have cast a better person. Who cares about if maybe she's a couple sizes bigger or smaller than the real woman?

I mean, she looks like her, she acts like her. I mean, this woman should win an Emmy, the woman that played her. Oh, the woman who played her is great. It's so, I mean, it's like- But then I'm like, the comments are amazing. There's like, as I, last I checked, I watched it yesterday on Piers Morgan's YouTube.

It was at over 9 million views. Yeah. And like 44,000 comments. And the comments are amazing, cause she's like, well, the actress is quite a bit younger than I am. She's 40 years old. And, and you know, I'm, and he goes, how old are you?

And she goes, I'm 58. I'm one year younger than you, Piers. And everyone's like, get ready, Piers. You're the new person. She's going to start stalking. How does she know if she doesn't? And then she said, I didn't watch it. Right.

Which, of course, she did. She knows about the resume of the actress that played her. She knows everything about Piers. Now, she was upset that the actress wasn't Scottish. And Piers Morgan's like, well, she's an actress. She's playing a role. And then Morgan's like, well, she's an actress. She's playing a role. Yeah.

And then he's like, what about these emails, you know, 41,000 emails? I mean, I couldn't write that many emails. I mean, maybe I sent one. And these were the lies that she really got into. It was, I have, I always have four to six phones and some are broken. Yeah. Well, who keeps broken? I always have four to six phones and some are broken. Well who keeps broken? Okay, first of all, if your iPhone is broken

and you've kept it, I think there's something wrong. Just like a cracked screen that you keep for too long. There's something weird. And then there is a scene where he opens a drawer and he sees a bunch of phones when he does go to her house the one time. So, and then she's like, well, I like to have different phones for, you know, different people in my life.

One phone is just a phone for friends. One is the one that I do my emails from, you know, to pay my utilities. I mean, it's so, she's clearly loves to stalk. I mean, when I watch this, I'm like, this is the trolls. This is, this is the trolls. This is the weird people that we've come across in our career. Right.

And it's this woman. Yeah. Like she is a prototype. So you watched Baby Reindeer. I watched the whole Baby Reindeer and- Oh, and you liked it? I have to tell you, towards the end it felt like work to finish watching it.

Because it's dark. It's dark and I just was like, okay, let me just get to the end because I've talked about it, I need to get to it. Because it's dark. It's dark and I just was like, okay, let me just get to the end because I've talked about it, I need to get to it. And then people were talking about that the real woman was found and all this other stuff. But now can we find the guy, the other guy? I feel I'd rather hear that guy's story. The writer that took advantage.

The producer or whatever, yeah. Allegedly. Yeah, sexually assaulted him and all that. Because those scenes were just wild. And well, apparently, the internet found some guy that they thought was him and that was proven not to be him. So in hearing that, I tried to have

an open mind with the Pierce thing. Because there was this little part of me that was like, okay, I definitely think this happened to him. I definitely think he had an experience with a entertainment person that completely, where I believe the assault happened. Okay. Which wouldn't be, I mean, I think we've all kind of had things. Well, you're so excited to believe it.

You're so excited to believe that somebody thinks that you could, that someone could actually hire you to do it, because he's, when this is happening, it happened like, it happened a long time ago, apparently. Like maybe 15 years ago, or I don't know when he told the story, but like, I don't really know when this happened. I've heard like 2017, but I don't know

if that's when his video went viral. Cause I looked up the video. So they show a scene where he has a breakdown on stage where he tells the story of the assault. His one man show. Well, then it became one man show, but supposedly he was just doing his comedy act. They have that video of that actual breakdown on stage.

And that's when it becomes viral and then he makes something of it. That's when he starts to get all this attention and then decides to do a one-man show. And then this comes of it. So there was this little part of me that was like, okay, I didn't know of him as a standup before. Maybe he kills it in Europe.

No, well, I don't know. Okay, let's just be honest. He's kind of a bad comedian, right? That's what I'm saying. But it's a different style. I know they have a different style over there. Okay, but wait, let's just like be honest here. Yes Okay, I don't know that he was ever really that funny No, okay, so then this this moment his one viral moment, right? It's like my one viral moment was fainting on fucking stage and cracking my head

I can't wait for this can't wait for the Netflix show about that. I am ready, Netflix. I am ready to tell you everything. But it's kind of like, you know, he took that moment as he should, and he was so raw and honest and talked about, and you see stuff in the series that no one has ever spoken about in a way,

so I thought it was beautifully done. I thought the series was beautifully well acted, written, directed, everything. Yeah. But if we're talking about him as a comic, and then he, you know, there was a moment as I was just starting to listen to the Pierce Morgan thing, I was like, wait a minute,

maybe this really wasn't what he said it was. Maybe he did have a weird stalker, he tried to go to the police, they didn't do anything about it, and then eventually she did back off. But it still was very traumatic, and the two together is really juicy and interesting, and that's his story. But no, I mean, I do think the amount of her,

the things that she did, I do believe to be true. I do believe the emails and the voicemails, because then when she's like, I believe the emails and the voicemails because then when she's like, I don't know about the voicemails. I mean, he could have taped me when I was at the bar, really, like recording. And this was like before AI.

There's no way, like you left the voicemails, weirdo. You did. Exactly. It's all, I believe everything the guy says about her at least. I mean, and then of course like these days, it's interesting because Hassan Minaj got in trouble a few months ago for some of the things he says

in his act are not exactly. I was like, well, that of course not. Like, yeah, I mean, eventually you gotta tell a story. Like I'm okay with if the guy had to embellish some things in order to make it more watchable. Right. Because the shit's just not watchable unless you make it up.

And I think like the conviction, because obviously this woman was not convicted. She did not do nine months in jail. So, but I can see why when writing the series, you're like, well, we have to have a little bit of finale and she did stop bothering you. So let's just say that she did finally have some remorse or whatever.

They don't have to explain why they wrote it the way they wrote it. You know what I mean? It's like, it's exactly what you're saying. I mean, it's insane with standup too. You know, it's not, unless it's a documentary and they're really documenting stuff from a crime, like a true crime thing, then there can be embellishment and there can be, you know.

And now as the guy who, Richard Gad, is he gonna have a career now? Like is this guy gonna go on to be like, sell out theaters with a standup? Because I don't know if he's good. Like from what I watched on BayBrandom, I'm like, oh, this is like a bad comedian. And once again, I know it's a different style over there.

They do go for like quirkier stuff. But I mean, come on. And then you kind of wonder, like, okay, so you had your one horrible, horrible story, and you did by far the most with it that anybody has done. You have a huge international hit. Huge. But like, yeah, what's your next horrible story

that you have to tell? Well, I mean, who knows? You know? Yeah. Unless the process of writing it, he could go and EP other things. Right. And help, like, that's what I think I would try to do

if I was him. Yeah. I'd be like, okay, let me go explore other really amazing true stories that we can make short miniseries out of. That don't have to be like, okay, let me go explore other really amazing true stories that we can make short mini-series out of. That don't have to be funny or dark, but just like an amazing true life story and see it acted out and all that.

But you know, he said, oh don't try to find her and this or that. I don't know if Netflix is interested. But here goes. When I first came to Hollywood, I got an agent, Clarence, I'm gonna say his name, because I think he's dead. Clarence P. Cheatham, that was not a joke, that was his last name, Cheatham.

And he had an office in a garage behind someone's house, it wasn't even his house. So I had to like walk into someone's backyard, pass like children's toys and dog shit, and it was a garage, you know, like transmissions and lawn mowers and then his desk. And he was like, oh, you're it. That look is what we're looking for right now, you know, whatever.

I think you were the look just then. I know, no, in that era, yes. Do you know what I was actually never, I was never the look. I personally was never the look. I personally was never the look. Yeah. When in my 20s, it was Janine Groffalo and Sarah Silverman. It was grungy, it was that kind of cool girl boot.

It was not fresh out of the sorority in 1992 look. That was not. But who's like stars, like those girls were kind of supporting actresses. Who at that time was the stars? Was it Demi Moore? I guess kind of- I mean it was like a Jennifer Aniston type

for the sitcom stuff. But for the standup, it's like I never- Oh for the standup. I never like fit what the stand-up. I never fit what was in. Summer is around the corner, which means a lot more parties, more weddings, more nights out, and hopefully more vacations. And that's why I'm so thankful for today's sponsor Honey Love for covering us with the

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Because you've had a few that you've shared on the story that are pretty... Yeah, yeah. I don't know if I shared this one. That are like, you know, one inch from anal penetration. I know. You are one inch. If I was doing whatever that guy, you know, was doing drugs so he passed out if I wasn't doing any drugs so but if I was I would have been annually penetrated countless times because you had that you had you had the modeling with a commode at a pool for many different

hundred dollars a time a catalog mail on my my my inch from penetration stories were trying to get in a small film at a guy who was living at his grandmother's house. And I drove all the way to Pomona twice at a callback. And he told me I had to do more squats. He said, bring a, wear a bathing suit. I mean, it's not bad advice. And I didn't let my stomach get the time, so I wore a one piece. Yeah.

And he goes, you look really good from the front, but have you thought about doing squats? Oh my God. And then I got out, I said goodbye to the grandmother. Yeah. I mean, I completely see the house. Like I see it was like a lazy boy, but in like a brown pattern, like a cloth lazy boy.

Orange carpet, I'm not kidding. And then I went to the back room and he's like, so for the callback, I did a- Wait, you got a callback? I got a callback. That was always so exciting. So the callback was coming the one piece bathing suit. He probably said a bikini, but I just did a one piece.

It's so weird, my stomach was so flat and fabulous, but I was like, I'm it's not good enough for a one piece now We're two pieces all the time and could give a shit. But anyway, what is that expression? Beauty is wasted on the youth or something. Yeah, like you don't know how hot you are when you're whatever, right? So So I wear my friends one piece. She lent it to me It was ice blue and it was very high cut so So from the front, banging. From the back, pancake. Okay? So, and this is when asses weren't even in. No one even talked about an ass. No one even knew they existed. Okay? No one even. Nobody turned around.

Now it's everybody's got to turn around in the bed. You got to be up on it. Oh, God. It's all about it. It's a shaking it. Yeah, you got to have it out there. You got to eat it. Everybody's got to turn around in the bed. Oh, God, it's all about it's a shaking it. You gotta be having out there. You gotta eat it. Everybody's eating out of it. It's like a cereal bowl now. Oh, man, it's wild. Yeah, I never knew it was a problem because guess what?

I don't look at myself from behind. You can't. It's impossible. I know. So what do I care? I would always get all ready and I'm like fucking you look great Yeah, you know what you have your children are grown. Yes time and that's good. I have a four-year-old who will point out audibly and loud every flaw you have and the ones that you really feel bad about

They're like why does it look like that? Oh my god About yourself about me. Yeah, and my wife both of us're like, why does it look like that? I'm like, oh my god, you can't, don't say that out loud. About yourself. About me. Yeah. And my wife, both of us were like, thanks a lot. Like, shit. So anyway, she's Joan Rivers. She's like Joan Rivers. You're big as a house. I'm just gonna get out of here. I'm just gonna get out of here. I'm just gonna get out of here. I'm just gonna get out of here. I'm just gonna get out of here. I'm just gonna get out of here. I'm just gonna get out of here.

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Do you think I suck? No, I think I was pretty good at it. I mean, I took acting classes. Like I was, I think I'm a decent actress. I really do. Right. Okay, so I mean, even though I didn't really get very far in it per se,

but like I got, I booked stuff for once at a Blue Moon. Anyway, so I, he was like, wow, nobody else that I've whacked off to to bother to do a monologue. And he goes, so I think your acting is there, but your ass is not. And I'm like, I don't even know what this stupid thing was. And what did this guy look like?

Like, that's always funny because they're never. Younger than me, because I was maybe around my age. Okay, so I think I'm like 24. Younger than I am and just pasty then. So he probably wasn't doing squats either. You know what I mean? But quick to judge. Anyway.

I definitely think I have a Netflix story in me. Anyone who came up in our era, like I feel like this story, that story rang so true to me, the one with the producer. I was like, oh, that's happened not as graphic as his got, but it happened to all of us along the way. And the story of a weird stalker person that you think is your friend,

but it didn't go that far, but I mean, I've had incidents happen where then, when I really have had to like go the next legal step or whatever, or really cut someone off, then they do say the same thing that she says about me. Heather was jealous of me, Heather was obsessed with me. And they create this whole other story in their head. And they like that you've talked about them.

Like she loves that this happened. I think she loves that this happened. You could tell on Piers Morgan she was happy to be there. I wouldn't be surprised if she starts to do any podcast that... Do a whole circuit. Whole circuit. Yeah. Listen, reach out to her, because I bet, especially if you're in England or wherever she lives, London, then I wouldn't be surprised if she did every podcaster that asks at this point. Oh, I completely agree. Yeah.

And you just, but you just have to reach out to her and say, I totally believe you. Yeah. I don't think P Pierce did a good job. I think he's lying. I mean, I'll go so far as to say, and this is half a joke, but not really. I mean, this will be, end up on Dancing with the Stars in a couple of months.

Couple of shots of Ozempic, and this girl's gonna be competing for the golden whatever the fuck, you know. I, okay, I don't think it'll be Dancing with the Stars. But why not? I mean, they would, you know they're calling. I don't think that show, but I think a like Big Brother knockoff

that takes place in Europe, yes, I think they'd have her. Okay, yeah, one of those. Like one of those, like, reality show has, like, you know, like the same people that would hire Omarosa are gonna hire her because you're like. Yeah, like one of those houses where they have everybody. Yeah, and because she really wasn't convicted of anything, I think that they can have her.

But I mean, be nervous about what happens after. You may not wanna give her your email or cell phone. I would definitely not do that. But yeah, I think there's gonna be more that's gonna come from her for sure. Yeah, but I do think there's also something interesting about, you know, the stand-up thing because I'm like, she didn't even, it was like, it wasn't like she saw him do stand-up. Well, that's the other kind of sad part about his story. It's not like she saw new stand up and then became obsessed with this stand up because I know there's been

a handful of stand ups that I have worked with at all kind of different levels that have said I have a stalker. I have to make sure that they can't come. I mean, it's a real thing. Just like, you know, we talked about how they, I've said this before, so here again, when this becomes a show, what will I get out of it? Nothing except that the five juicy scoopers will remember that I said it. We have to do a remake of Misery with podcasting. Oh yeah.

Because somebody that's just like, I've been listening to you every day for five days a week, for 10 years, or in my case two days a week three with patreon and i say i'm done like i'm done i i just want to enjoy my life and i'm just done podcasting okay if and when you get to that point yes and i'm like there's so many other shows that i'm so enjoy you and i might do stand-up again but like I'm done with the podcast. You can come see me, whatever, in Vegas. I'm just done with this rigmaroo. And then they, it has to be a female

that has convinced herself that we really are best friends. And it's the nicest thing that people say to me is when a juicer skipper is like, I feel like we're best friends. And I'm like, but we are. I mean, so my audience is so much like me. We like all the same shit. That's what works.

And, but this one has a mental illness and she kidnaps me. Yeah. And she sets it up and she gets me a pink chair and I'm, and I'm literally like chained to a desk. And, but I have to do it. And then she's like, look, look, all the topics I got you. I got you all these topics, Heather.

And then I have to go, hello. But I don't post it. She won't let me post it, cause then I could get found. Or maybe she does post it and I try to do like, you know, I have to say I've left Peter and I'm in this cabin and I'm just podcasting from wherever. And I'm trying, I don't know, and I'm in this cabin, and I'm just podcasting from wherever, and I'm trying, I don't know. I like the idea. I'd watch that.

And I'm trying, and then, you know, I'm trying to get out to the world that, like, I'm not doing it. And then, um, and then she's, and then, oh, and then this is how I save myself. And I go, don't you remember how fun it was when I used to have Chris Fringell on? Oh, yeah, I loved Chris Fringell. And then you also get a part in the movie. Oh, I could, do I you remember how fun it was when I used to have Chris Fringell on? Oh yeah, I loved Chris Fringell.

And then you also get a part in the movie. Oh, do I have to be in it? Let someone play me. Why? I feel like it's a lot. You wanna play yourself? Oh really? You gotta get a ver.

Do you mean the Netflix series? Don't you have to get up early? I feel like you gotta get up early. Well in the movie. Go on, I'll play myself, here I come. I convince her that, you know, won't it be fun? You know, we do old. Mike Monson guest. Yeah, we do, and we play myself. Here I come. I convince her that, you know, won't it be fun? Mike Monson guest. Yeah, we do. And we'll do a juicy-scoop history.

We'll do old stuff from like 10 years ago, like when the show first started. And then, and so then that's how I'm gonna be like, this is how you're gonna save me, you know, whatever. And then you either save me or you actually don't give a shit and you just leave after the set. No, better yet, you get saved, and then it ends with her locking me into the chair.

Yeah. Sequel. We're all having... I don't like Heather anymore. Yeah. Do cover to cover. And then they have... Here's a newspaper.

You know when James Cahn went in Misery, she had to break James Cahn's ankles. Right. Remember that horrific scene with the sledgehammer? Well, for mine when James Cot went in misery. Yeah break James Cot's ankles, right? But that's horrific scene with a sledgehammer. I would your ankles I just little to use a little one of those hammers from don't break the ice little plastic like toothpicks They cracked easily yeah But anyway, let me go let me just quick finish. Yes. So I'm in a garage in the valley. Back to the series.

Listen up. Yeah, I think I've, and anyway, the guy goes into his, cause when I watch Baby Randall, I'm like, oh my God, that's a very similar story. Yeah. So he goes into like another like room they just had like paneling, roping off a room in the garage. And he said, I'm gonna fax,

I gave him a headshot back in those days where you stapled a headshot and a resume. And I gave him that and he goes, oh yes, I'm gonna fax these over to the studios right now. And he went into behind this piece of paneling as if that was the fax room. And as if like the studios were like, the fax is just, bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bzzt bz And he and as if like the studios were like the fact

Wait a minute have you guys cast tough gun yet? I got the guy Like they were popping up waiting. Anyway, so he's like I'm faxing you to the studios right now Paramount Universal whoever he knows all the studios and And then I was a cool and as he's in there, I'm sitting there waiting, and he goes, don't jerk off out there. And I was like, oh, what? But now I know. I'm set. That was the fishing. That meant go ahead and jerk off out there.

Yeah. Like, oh, I was thinking about doing it, now everybody's having a good time. But so that basically could have ended up the same way. There's all different ways that people fish. That was a fish back then. I call it fishing. And so I was with my sister and she was telling me,

this woman is wonderful and had three kids and they're friendly. And she goes, but the husband cheated on him, he was awful. And I go, oh, were they a fun couple? Did you enjoy them prior to him betraying her? And she goes, yeah, actually it was really fun. I go, why, because he was flirting with you? She goes, yeah, now that I think about it,

she didn't really realize. She kind of liked when he was around because he gave her a lot of attention. And I go, I think he was fishing. And she's like, oh my God, you're right. You know, like guys that have affairs or get with other women at the school, it's like, you're not the only one that they've said, Hey, where's your favorite Starbucks? Where do you go for Starbucks? And then the next day they're at that Starbucks every day. And then you start having conversations and

then they start fishing and then the texts start and then the, then the, then a dick shows up and then the nudes and then the texts start and then the dick shows up and then the nudes and then now you're having an emotional affair. Now you're fucking him. Then you don't know how to get out of it and then you have your gardener murder him and now you're in prison and we're watching you on Dateline. That's how quickly it can happen.

Quick, quick, quick. Written two pretty good shows already. We're 15 minutes in here. Fishing. We're rocking and rolling.. We're rockin' and rollin'. So yes, I feel that can absolutely happen. We used to have an uncle, my uncle Matt used to always come over at Christmas time and he'd always tell my mother, oh my God, you look 22.

And then one day he would say to my mom, you look 22. Like, I can't believe how good you look to my mom. So this was the, the brother? My dad's brother. Okay, oh. He would say, you look great. You look, you know, you look great. You look great. And then one day he just stopped saying it.

And my mother was just like, one day she was like, oh, Matt's coming over again. And I was like, I thought we all love Matt. You didn't say I look 22 anymore. Well, I'm like, yeah, well now you're 65. Like it's a bit of a stretch. So yeah, once he stopped, then my mom was, she liked it hearing that you're 22.

Oh my God, you know what? We had, okay, so my dad's brother was eight years older than he. And so his son, my dad's nephew, was in the Marines and came to visit from San Diego for a weekend. And I mean, there's a picture of him in our album. I mean, he was fucking gorgeous, OK?

And so he was so charming with my mom. And even my sister wrote a letter. Like, I would call him Bob Marine, OK? Because there were two Marines, Mike Marine and Bob Marine. OK, sure. They were from two. Yeah, they were both. Wait, were they both Marines? Yeah, they were both Marines, OK Marine and Bob Marine. Okay, sure. They were from two, yeah, they were both, wait, were they both Marines?

Yeah, they were both Marines, okay, they were brothers. Right. And, but even at four, I knew that Bob Marine was more my type than Mike Marine. Oh, okay, good. Mike Marine was more blonde and Bob Marine was more brunette. Like I knew I was straight at four.

Yeah, and you liked a darker type. And I liked like a manly chest. Oh, is that right? Yeah, and so we're all like, oh, Bob Marine's coming back. And Bob Marine would throw us in the pool and I remember going, he throws me even higher than my own dad.

Well, of course he was like 18 or 20 and my dad was like 48. But like, I was just like, this guy. And my mom would be like, oh, Bob Marine, he just talks to you like you're the only one in the room. And the same thing, kind of just flirty. But yeah, it doesn't matter where it's coming from. I know.

Women just wanna compliment. When it stops, it's shocking. Yeah. Oh boy, what are you gonna do? Yeah, what a charmer. Okay. I think every family has them. We all have a charmer. I think every family has them. We all have the charmer. The charmer, yeah.

On Gola, whoever. But I'll say this, Baby Reindeer is very good. So definitely worth watching. I don't know if everyone seems to have watched it at this point, but it's fun. I mean it is good because- It's a lot though. I think people need to be warned. Okay, one of my things was, so I was like, now he then comes out in the show

and in real life where he's like, I'm bisexual. Right. After the assault, he's like, I don't know if all of a sudden that brought up these attractions to the same sex, were they always there? Is it because of that? Which I thought was a really interesting conversation that no one's really been brave enough

to talk about on TV. Right. And, um, but then, but then he goes and he has a relationship with a trans woman. Right. And I'm like, now is that true? Well... Like, did that happen or did they add that in

just as like another interesting element that we haven't seen in a TV show really before? I also found that trans would be a very good actress. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, she was good Everyone was good. I know even like the assholes at the bar and stuff like perfect. Yeah. Yeah, but Anyway, so this is one of the Comments in YouTube was asked about her education. She says she has a photographic memory and then he's like what kind of grades did you get? Well, I don't remember what kind of grades I got. Yeah, but you know top of my class like yeah So is she a lawyer or not?

Like I feel like this is all easily Googleable. I think she went to loss I think she was a lawyer, but probably doesn't practice and you know, she's always talking about oh I've got friends and this is that I'm like she does not have friends right that's why I'm like I doesn't have a boyfriend and she doesn't have friends yeah and she's acting like she does I feel like that is the one occupation weird people like this always say like is the lawyer for whatever reason that I know quite a few people go I'm a lawyer or a police officer and they just weren't we had a neighbor you say he's a police officer and he wasn't that's so easy to check I know back then it wasn't as easy but it

was still easy I feel like anybody that goes I'm a serial entrepreneur yeah that's a grifter for you I can't stop I can't stop creating new businesses yeah stop my mind just going so fast that I just, you know, I'm always got something going on. Those people are super charming. Okay, so this weekend was the Netflix is a joke and they had a brunch, the official comedy brunch. I would have been going off on like a fancy brunch.

I had some friends who were there and they said it was like top notch. I would have been all about it. Yeah. I bet they had like a Belgian waffle guy. I'm sure. It was on- Definitely an omelet thing.

Yeah. They definitely had a whole seafood situation. You think so? I don't think they had a caviar thing. No? Full seafood. Now this part's sad. We're just talking about what they might.

What? Now it part's sad. We're just talking about what they might. Now it's gotten sad. Well, we're thinking about what they had there because we weren't invited. I'm going to say baby lamb chop, like a lamb lolly. You love this lamb chop. Nobody's doing lamb chop anymore. That is so 1997 lamb chop.

I, when they're done right. Every time we talk about something, you're like, and that lamb lollipops It's a heavy app that can satisfy you throughout the night, but but that's you know, it's a doable thing to hold I understand all that but you've got to be doing something else other than the land Oh, it's all right. It's one thing. I don't know. I'm saying I just said they had a seafood platter I'm just imagining all the food. Are you doing like, nobody's like, my dad loves lamb

and that shows you how old like it's, I think it's an old people dish. You know what I think? If you do lamb. Okay. Now with my mom, 1970s lamb version, it was all about the mint jelly. Mint jelly.

Christopher, we have, where's the mint jelly? I know we have mint jelly. But I like like a Greek yogurt dill. That's what really makes the lamb chop pop for 2000. And what year are we in? 24. 24. Yeah. Okay. I agree with you on that. I have mint jelly. Yeah, that's something. Meanwhile, this weekend, um, uh, but let's Chris' son had his birthday and Chris got him a little Tesla truck. You know we still have our truck, our Tesla cyber truck.

That's not a joke, you really have that thing? Yes, we really own it. Oh, I thought that was a bit. No, we really own it. And I'm like, I feel like I don't know if we're getting enough out of the fun before more hit the road. Peter says he can't take the attention. Turns out he couldn't be a star if he wanted to.

Yeah, it's too much. Too many people coming by wanting to talk about it, looking at whatever. And then I'm like, apparently what's going on with people saying it's supposed to be returned or whatever? Yeah, they've been recalled. Well, we haven't done anything with it. Well, I mean, recall, I think it's voluntary.

Some of them are voluntary, like you can go or not go, depending on what it is. Well, I guess we just wait till it starts accelerating through the Beverly Hills Hotel and then- Did you see that? I mean, that almost seemed like a joke. Like one of them had crashed into the Beverly Hills Hotel sign.

Everything about that picture just says LA. It's that car into the Beverly Hills Hotel sign. It's almost like something out of like a Curb Your Enthusiasm, but it was real, I think. It's wild. I'm sure if there's only 3,700 of the Cybertrucks on the road today, there's probably only one toy one,

and Chris Jetter got it. Also, then they, speaking of the roast of Tom Brady, she got a lot of boos, Kim. She's still powered through, but I guess she has been edited out. But I would assume she's not the only person that they edited out, because it was too long. I'm sure they've cut it down,

and Nikki Glaser has done a lot of interviews about it, and she said, you know, normally when she does the roast, you can be like, oh, well, if that one doesn't land, whatever. And then a lot of people come off better than they were in the room because they do tighten it up, they do up the laughter, just like you would any stand-up special. So the fact that she did so well...

Live. Live was like really, like that really set a lot, you know? And she's really good at that type of comedy. She's good. I mean, yeah. She knows how to row. But all the comedians will kind of know how to... you know? And she's really good at that type of comedy. Yeah, that's like- But all the comedians will kind of know how to, I mean, they're all roasters.

Yeah, it's definitely a certain kind of talent. Jeff Ross is just great. Yeah. Yeah, I actually enjoyed watching the roast. I thought it was fun. I watched all three hours. Oh yeah, I did too. But the booing of Kim Kardashian,

like I don't really understand why she would even go, she knows that's not her audience. Like there's nobody in that crowd wants to see Kim Kardashian get up there. So once the boo started. I think it's one of those things where she got asked to do it. Yeah.

And she was like, this will be cool. I'm trying to get into a different arena of producing shows and things. Right. So, you know, why not? For a while, whatever, she was becoming a lawyer. I was another one, I'm a lawyer. I don't think that's going to happen,

but she's still helping with criminal justice. But now I'm like, now she's into, like she bought the rights to a book about a girl that came from the Midwest. Very, Beverly Hills, not a 210 storyline, where this girl really did came from the Midwest, very Beverly Hills, not a 210 storyline, where this girl really did come from the Midwest, from Catholic school, and ended up at Calabasas High. And she wrote a book about it,

and I got the book earlier, and anyway, she bought the rights of it, or someone bought the rights of it, and now she's EP-ing it to be a scripted show. Okay. And I think it was at Net, it's at Netflix. So she's got all these deals at Netflix. So I think she, they asked her to do it,

she probably didn't want to say no. I mean, she is a hard worker. I think she turns, doesn't turn down on a thing. I had no problem with it. And I think she was like, I killed it at SNL if someone writes me good stuff. And her jokes were fine. It was just the boos of, because the Taylor thing.

And also it was a sports crowd. I think it was a lot of football fans. And it was fun to boo. Like that was fun. Do you know all the stuff that's going on with the Met Gala fallout? I mean, I know a little bit of it. On TikTok how people are like,

stop following the rich. Oh. And they're like saying that like a lot of people have lost, supposedly she's lost 9 million followers. But when you have 356, who cares? Who cares if you lose nine million? I noticed I lost 100. Really?

Come over to mine. I'm certainly not acting rich. I'm walking through buying soil and loans. I'm like, did 100 people think I was so rich that they had to stop following me? Yeah, maybe. Well, the theme, I just saw what the theme of the, it was like something internal guarded

or whatever that was. There was two themes apparently. Two themes, but then I saw this girl, and I apologize for not knowing her name, but she explained what the theme was and why it is kind of creepy. It's based on a short story that was written in 1962 about a very wealthy couple

that had like this eternal garden and these flowers and like the flowers fed them or something. And when they run out of flowers and the angry mob will kill them. Oh. So it's sort of like, and I'm probably fucking it up, but it's kind of like with the whole, and then there was this girl, Haley Bailey,

who's big on TikTok, and she wore a big flowery thing. She was at the Met Gala. Now she didn't get invited to the Met Gala, but she got extreme hate, because while she was doing all her coverage, and she was doing coverage for E, seeing people come out of the hotels, so she was supposed to be like a super fan,

but in the outfit, but she didn't get invited to the Met Ball. Okay. And she goes, she said, you know, oh, let them eat cake. And people are like, there really are people starving in this world. This is, and then they, you know, are like,

these people are like, this is the end of the world. And this is like Marie Antoinette time where these extreme rich people are like, this is the end of the world, and this is like the Marie Antoinette time where these extreme rich people are going to this ball where there's wars and everything going on. And so then the Haley Bailey girl is like, first of all, sorry I said that. Second of all, like I didn't even go. I got hired by E to like do fun videos.

And, but literally, then I saw this one guy go, literally this one girl like ruined it for everybody because it was the, her comment, let them eat cake that set off people to be like, stop following these people. This is the hunger games and this is the da da da da. And it got like this negative backlash this week. Really? Yeah.

I mean, I guess I don't. So, you know, it's whatever side of TikTok you're on. I'm glad you didn't see it. I guess maybe it wasn't a big deal. I watched a lot of like, I mean, I don't even, I watched the people going in, you know, on's whatever side of TikTok you're on. I'm glad you didn't see it. I guess maybe it wasn't a big deal. I watched a lot of like, I mean, I don't even, I watched the people going in, you know, on the next day, I look at the pictures, who's cute and who's not.

I don't feel like the outfits were as garish as they normally are. Well, the theme was attractive. The theme being flowers and garden, set to a more feminine, a little more, there was of course, Emrata, you know, had to be, show see-through clothes. Like the see-through look is so over with,

but other people wore like just pretty, flowery, like really some really gorgeous things. Yeah, no, it was, yeah, but Chris Hemsworth was like wearing a suit. Yeah, well guys can wear. But then Jared Leto always shows up and he's wearing a bunny outfit, you know what I mean? Like I didn't see anybody like that. Oh, yeah Yeah, you probably some people just get tired of it

They don't want to go after a couple years, right? because it just seems like so you you know, I what I want to know is like How do you get there on time in the traffic and change and all that? I'm saying about Kim Kardashian. Yeah, Because Kim Kardashian was at the roast the night before. Right. And people were writing me going, well, they fly private. I'm like, I understand that. However, the airport is the airport.

Whether you fly into Teterboro, the private airport, or Kennedy Airport, you've still got to get to, the plane doesn't land on Fifth Avenue. No matter what flight you're on. So how do you get from the forum where the live roast was, and I know the roast went late. Okay, so even getting from the Forum to LAX or where Van Nuys, whatever airport you left from, that's a lot. Then she gets on the plane, then she lands, then she's got to get from there to where

the Met Gala is. And I feel like it's all just way too much. It's hardly worth it. Oh, just like my... And squeeze your waist so small. Oh, that waist. I know. Here I am.

I went to the Planet of the Apes. That's the one thing I was invited to. You got invited to the Planet of the Apes? And I... Did they have lamb lollipops? Did they have any food? The free popcorn at the movie. Oh, okay.

But it was the night before I had to fly to Scottsdale, so I said, we cannot go to the free after party for the sliders, I'm sorry. Oh, so you didn't go? No, I didn't go to the after party. We did the red carpet, and I'm like, you know what? I get invited to so few things, let's do it. And it was kind of smart because everybody in it was in the ape outfits,

only the girl that was like the main lead. Yeah. So like I got Daily Mail featured me because nobody else was like recognizable from the movie. And the movie broke all records this weekend. Yeah, it was a huge hit. You know, I thought- Did you like it?

Yeah, I mean it is like incredibly done visually. It's not my favorite kind of film. Like, you know I like something about someone murdering their husband or whatever. So I like like real people in real time. I don't like comics and, you know, superhero. I don't like any of that stuff. So I'm like, but, you know, it was,

you know, there's some weird triggering things in it Triggering for who? Well, they're like chasing this girl Yeah, but it's not to like assault her it's because it's like she's like a feral cat to them, you know Because they're like running the world and she's like the humans are like they're losers or animals, whatever So there's just some kind of weird stuff about it. Yeah. But, you know, but it did really well. So I mean, and then Peter said,

I think movies like this do really well because it's so easy because they are, you know, they're talking, but they're talking very little, like the apes, but also there's a lot of subtitles and he's just like, and because it's their ape mouth, it'd be so easy to put it in any language. Oh that's probably some truth. So I think this is the movie that you should invest in the studios or like we should always invest in Planet of the Apes. Well that's why they continue to make them. They've been making them since 1972. Right because it's like such an international hit.

hit. Anywhere. Then Peter did, there's my silverback. Oh good. Some people are like, he didn't get very dressed up. I'm like, what do you want me to do? I got him to go, I got him to take some photos of me from the red carpet. I can't ask very much of anybody in my family. Now here's the other thing. You know what you need to get Peter? You need to get him, here's, I'll fix this right now. He got it, he's getting his new clothes. I understand. That shirt's wrinkly, yeah. Yeah, get him a thin, spend a couple of bucks.

All right, we are. Get him a John Varvatos leather jacket, a black one. That's semi-fitted, not something from Sky Mall that looks terrible. And he could wear that anywhere. Black t-shirt, black leather jacket, you're done. Anyway, he could wear it from this to the Netflix party. And if someone would like to send it to us for free,

no, I'm just kidding. That's what I'm saying. Just kidding. That woman from shot. I have no problem. Have her send you a leather jacket from shot, a gorgeous leather jacket. So send it right over. Peter size. Listen, um, okay, so bears, this bear was just found in La Canyada. Very close to where we are.

Yeah. When now they got into the refrigerator, but what you don't know is it was an outdoor refrigerator, the second fridge family, okay? That, so that was like their garage. It was not in, like the way I heard it on the radio and then I looked it up, refrigerator, the second fridge family, okay? So that was like their garage. It was not in, like the way I heard it on the radio and then I looked it up and I'm imagining the bear

like in a kitchen, grabbing the watermelon. Still, they went into someone's garage and they're pretty close to freeway, I guess. Anyway, then it was big watermelon and then they got a photo of it eating the watermelon. And I really kind of feel like it's, like people are obsessed with sharks like five years ago yeah now I feel like it's bears and I think there's a movie that could be made now that the planet of the apes is so big do a bear one they did and it could

jump cocaine bear it was out last year it was like a crazed bear but I mean it's like the future and the bears run the world. Oh, the bears are running the world. Yeah, and because the bear, because also there's that whole trend of would you rather, as a woman, be stuck in the forest with a bear or a man that you don't know? And 90% of the women said a bear. Really? Yeah, because they're scared that a man's gonna assault them. What about the bear? I think, what, is the bear gonna just be, hang out?

Well, it goes dark of why they choose a bear over a man. Okay. And when you hear all the reasons, it's just like heartbreaking, you know, because they've been a victim. Where is this poll, any of the reasons? Everywhere, like it's all over TikTok. I knew you were gonna, how did I know

you were gonna say TikTok? Well, it's on Reels too, God. The point is, they, or they ask, they ask dads that have daughters. Yeah, I have a daughter. If you had to leave your daughter, I know you do. If you had to leave your daughter with a man in the woods, you don't know him from Adam with your daughter.

Right. Or a bear. And they, and the way that guys- But like a wild bear? Yes. They will kill you. Yeah, but then- And there's an outside chance a man won't. But they won't assault you for 10 years

and make you have their babies and be mean to you and like beat you and everything else. Like you might live. Okay. and be mean to you and beat you and everything else. You might live. Okay. I like this. I mean, I get what they're doing. So anyway, now I feel like with this thing

that's going around, I think people are like, maybe we're not giving bears a fair chance because I don't know who we're... It's like these what ifs situations. We used to play these when I was a little girl. We'd be like, would you rather have four oranges on your toes that can never come off or an apple out of your ear?

And then we would always, like, think about it. Well, you could create a shoe that maybe the oranges would work with. But, like, we don't... It is that dumb of a question. Right, right, right, yeah. Because you're not ever gonna be in that position, but I just feel like bears are having a moment.

Yeah, I agree. I mean, they are out there now. I've just seen a lot of them just walking down the street here in this rock and yard of Flintridge area. There's a lot of bears just out there. But I don't know what the, yeah. Like, can we live among the bears? You're not supposed to, right?

No, I don't think, yeah. But. Like when I see videos of like someone hiking and the bear is there and they just have to be like this. Yeah. I will say, speaking of that. They're not supposed to run, right? No, but they do get the hint better than a weird guy.

Oh absolutely. Because when a guy comes up to you at the bar and you're like this, they're like, what's wrong with you bitch? But in this case the girl was walking and she was just like this, and then the bear was like, and then he walked away. He got the hint. He got the hint that she wasn't down to hang out. And then a lot of times you just yell,

the bear runs off, and that doesn't necessarily work with a guy. Okay, Justin Bieber and Hailey Bieber are pregnant. Exciting news, right? Finally. Shouldn't it be exciting? Everybody's dying. Look how young his mom looks.

There's the mom. Is that his mom? Yes. Oh my God. I know. I was like, Hailey Bieber looks different. And then I was like, oh wait, that's the mom. I mean, I saw another photo.

I think this was like a filter-ish. Yeah. But she looks great. And at one moment people thought she misspoke and revealed that they're having twins. Oh, okay. But we don't know. Right now it just seems like there's one. And at one moment, people thought she misspoke and revealed that they're having twins. Oh, okay. But we don't know. Right now, it just seems like there's one.

Well, I'm happy to see that... Then, of course, Selena Gomez had to, like, turn off her comments because everybody comes after her. Oh, forgetting that they were. Yeah, I know. And why don't people just forget it? Like, it was so long ago. He's been married to this girl for, like, five years.

People date and break up, it happens. And I feel like Selena Gomez doing fine with Benny Blanco. Yeah, like what does she care, like please. I mean, imagine if, imagine not being, if you're just a regular person and your high school boyfriend who lives in a different state got married and is having a baby, and you woke up

to 10,000 text messages on your phone being like, how do you feel about whatever, getting his wife pregnant? You'd be like, who cares? Like, what? I don't even know that person anymore. Yeah, that's wild. Beverly Hills Real Housewives, Dureet and PK,

they are separated. Oh no. What does that, what? And she, Dureet and PK. They are separated. Oh no. What does that, what? And she, well, at the reunion. I love them together. I know, they're kind of fun together. Yeah. They are kind of fun together.

I know. He's the producer. He's an agent of- Boy George. Boy George, yeah. Well, who's gonna get Boy George in this divorce? Because Boy George and I have a good, you know, a good go at each other. We often laugh a lot.

And they're like, will she lose her accent? Because she's from Connecticut. But once she got with him, she attained an English accent. So if they're really broken up and she doesn't hear that accent around her all the time. And I noticed this past year when he was away for like 73 days or something, she said, had been in London doing business,

I noticed that she was losing the accent. Oh really? Yes. Yeah. So he's supposedly living in the Beverly Hills Hotel. He did film with Marisa who's Kyle's now estranged husband. They're living separately, but they haven't filed for divorce.

And so it'll make for a good series because it's kind of interesting to watch that happen. But she said they were better than ever at the reunion, which was only a few months ago. But, and then someone's like, I thought you said you were better than ever. And she's like, shit happens, you know? And like she has to go through her stuff.

So, but this was her long thing, you know? We as a couple have been subject to a lot of speculation about our marriage. We've had our struggles over the last few years and continue to work through them as two people who love each other and show two amazing children together. To safeguard our deep friendship and maintain a harmonious environment for children, we've made the mutual and difficult decision to take steps apart and reevaluate our relationship while we prioritize our children. We've made the mutual and difficult decision to take steps apart and reevaluate our relationship while we prioritize our children. We appreciate the love and support through this journey." I mean, wouldn't it be nice if this really was true? Yes. And wouldn't it be nice

if every divorced couple were like, you know what? We are not getting along. Yeah. But I still want to, I still think we could be friends. Why don't you just take your bags and go and just leave me alone? Because I think we'll stay friends this way. Before we ever say one mean thing about each other, why, I mean, wouldn't it be great if like nothing ugly has been said or done? Yeah. And you get to the, just go to Beverly Hills. But then especially when you're at the Beverly Hills Hotel, I'm like, God, that is so expensive. You know what the crazy thing about this is? You know she's dating again. She's dating a bear. Turns out it's better. Thank you. Would I rather be stuck in a forest with PK or a bear mind you? Well

PK doesn't know how to light a campfire, but a bear does, and a bear knows how to steal watermelon out of someone's garage. Okay, Gavin Rosdell is dating a, he's 58, his girlfriend's 35, and she looks just like Gwen Stefani. I mean, she kind of does in that picture. Red lipstick, blonde hair, skinny brows. I mean, it's of does in that picture. Red lipstick, blonde hair, skinny brows. I mean, it's kind of crazy. Yeah.

Now, I wonder if, like, what if, like, you just knew where he was hanging out, and you had brown hair, and you were cute and young, and then you were like, I'm gonna see if I can get him to fall in love with myself. Yeah. Let me change my look. Anyway, she has the headband on,

like that she used to wear like in like the early 2000s, that look, the red lips. And, but yeah, I would love to see what this girl looked like a year ago. See if she changed, how long have they been dating? Like what if she, they just made their like, whatever. Made it public. Yes.

Yeah, okay. Remember he also dated the nanny. Let's never forget the celebrities who dated their nanny. Was he one of them? Was he an nanny gator? Yes he was. And she, the nanny kind of looked like her too.

She was like a young blonde cute thing. Yeah. And there was photos of the nanny wearing Gwen's old clothes. Like there'd be a photo of Gwen in like those kind of like short overalls. And then later on we saw the nanny wearing them. And I'm like, well listen, a lot of people clean out their closets and they're like, hey, to the whosoever around them, an assistant or whatever, is there anything you want before I give it to the real, real or goodwill or whatever?

Yeah. And so that's not unheard of, but so, but then yeah. Well, that's a good one. I mean, they look cute. Cute. She's cute. Sure, why not? What is he, 30?

He's 58. She's 35. That's not the worst, is it? That's not so bad. Well, your wife's pretty young too, so. All right, but my wife's 42. She's not the worst, is it? That's not so bad. Well, your wife's pretty young too, so. All right, but my wife's 42. She's not 22. Now, I'm sure you're saying so.

So Travis Kelsey. Yeah. People love his dad, Vaude, and he is out. He's doing a project with Niecy Nash, because people wondered where he was. But then he showed up at this concert And he was dancing right by the stage to the song where then she goes Karma is the guy who plays on the on the Chiefs or whatever and there were all these you know women fans

Like behind the bars and then he was like on the other side He was just like dancing and people filming it and now there's a feeling of fear among some fans. Okay. Of their love and of Taylor. Are we close to her possibly catching the ick? Oh, how so? That he's just enjoying, like, he's just enjoying the limelight a little too much.

Yeah. And I think- Wait, so who catches the ick? The ick meaning- She might catch the- The ick meaning he's being icky. He's ick. Okay, got it.

Possibly. Got it. It's not something I'm wishing for people. It's something I'm worried about. I would agree with you. Yeah, because she thinks, oh, isn't this great? I am the superstar, he likes my music.

Unlike a female comic, when you date somebody, they come to see your act a couple times, and then you're like, you gotta stay home, because I'm gonna be doing the same bits for a while. Right, right, right. But you can always dance to a Taylor Swift song over and over and over again. So he can come as much, he's never getting tired of it.

And then he's dancing with the fans, and the fans are like, we love you, we love that you love her, and we and over again. So he can come as much, he's never getting tired of it. And then he's dancing with the fans and the fans are like, we love you, we love that you love her and we love your girlfriend. And he's loving it. So he's at a Taylor Swift concert right now. He's at a Taylor Swift concert. And he was on a balcony in one of the other shows

hanging out with Gigi and Bradley Cooper and they're all dancing and having fun. Gigi Hadid. And so anyway, you know, he is funny, he is talented, he's likeable. Of course he should be chosen to be the host of this talk show thing, this game show, the celebrity, whatever it is. And then, you know, he's doing something with DC now, she's going to be doing more and more projects. But when she started to date him, she thought she was dating a football player

that had a podcast with his brother like everybody else has with their brother. Then the podcast blew up, and now he's... But he's also still a football player. I mean, he's just off right now, but he's going back, they've just won the Super Bowl. Yeah, and my mom's date, She said it. She only would date Guys who played sports in their season in high school. She said I want to date the people in season. Is that right?

Yeah, well back then you know she was like you know it was like the 60s or whatever because when they're off It's who cares yeah, not fun It's fun when you're when you're in the stands dating the football player or the basketball player, but it's not fun on the off season. She's not wrong. I don't think your mom's wrong. A lot of times when they retire athletes, that's when it becomes a problem because they're like, well, you're not in the game anymore. Right, right.

And most of these guys retire pretty young. Like, he'll be at a football by 40. This is what I think he has got to ask. He's got to nail it down now. He's got to ask her to marry him, like, in the next few months. Okay. Yeah. Otherwise, it's just the shine's gonna wear off. And they're gonna start having problems like everybody else.

Okay, but then if they get married, those problems will happen anyway. But then I feel like she's the kind of girl that would just, like, stay married forever. Yeah. And just ride the wave of things. Yeah. But if you wait too long,

then you start looking for reasons not to. Okay. I mean, do you like them together? I do, I do. I'm just getting nervous. I've been nervous about this. I did a thing on TMZ. I've been nervous about him enjoying the Hollywood life too much.

Right. And we know that he always liked it. He did a reality show about chasing, he's always wanted it. Yeah. It's like he's always wanted it. Now the real, forget it, is if for some reason he gets in a studio and starts to sing, then we're done. We're done.

Oh, we got it, yes, we're done. We have to make sure nobody gets a guitar near him. No one writes him a song to sing. Then we're done. We're done. Yes, we're done. We have to make sure nobody gets a guitar near him. No one writes him a song to sing. No one, please other country musicians stay the fuck away from Travis. Because then there's no way this can work out. Yeah, because I feel like that's got to be country too. Because if at any point he wants to come on stage

and experience, I'm feeling like just the way, like a lot of comedians want to be rock stars or rock stars want to be comedians and they like or singers sometimes do too many funny jokes in between their songs and you're like, get to the song. Did you hear who's legitimately doing comedy right now? Is that Padma Lakshmi? She's like doing stand up like out there in clubs. Well I might have been the inspiration for that. Heather stop making about yourself. Okay fine fine but I did do a charity event for

her okay and she said you're so funny will you do stand up at my thing and I did oh and but I I don't even it was like for her endometriosis thing sure endometriosis of course I'm saying it wrong. Fuck off, I do. Anyway, but everybody wants to be a standup. Yeah, well, you know what? You're welcome to it. Everybody thinks they have a funny, so everybody watches standup, and especially because now people have so much more access

to watching standup than they did five years ago. They can watch a million specials for free or on Netflix, they can go on YouTube. They can watch people do crowd work. And they're like, I want to do that. And I think for a while there was maybe less people trying to do standup that were young because they could make a splash on the internet. And now I think it's like older people, like over 35 that are like, I wanna do this. I think I can do it and I want to do it. They should call me and I will tell them

the reality of it. It's great, Podmo, for you, when you're probably going up first at the Comedy Cellar in New York City. But play Coots in Alaska one night and tell me how fun it is. Well, also, when you're a celebrity, whether you're a housewife or a reality show,

like Joe Gorga did it for a while, he was on Real Housewives of New York, New Jersey, you're going to fill the place because people are gonna be curious. Yeah. But then, are you really... Then you have to be good. Yeah, are you really gonna be good?

But then, same thing with Jeremy Piven. When he started, people were like, along the way, I think he probably has a pretty decent act. I mean, he seems to be doing like legit stuff, but in the beginning, he had to pack it with a bunch of other people. And you know, so. Yeah, anyway.

But yeah, if he might see this and go, I just wanna see what it'll feel like to get in front of a live audience and sing or do stand-up. Right. If he tries either one, this relationship is doomed. That's my opinion, but definitely the singing. Okay, I agree with you on that one.

Now, do you think, because the Tom Brady roast was such a huge success, they're gonna have to do it next year, of course, again. Yeah. At the Netflix is a roast. Yeah. You're gonna have to do another live roast. And I was trying to think who could be,

like Tom Brady, that's why it was such a big hit because it was Tom Brady. But who else, like will it be him? It could be. But that's not as fun as Tom Brady, I don't think. No. And then they're gonna, you know, people, if you say anything bad about it.

I hope they don't always do a football player. Like, I hope they do somebody else that's, like, interesting. Yeah. I mean, I don't know who. I don't know who either, but if it's him, if he accepts that... Yeah. He can accept it if they're married and she's pregnant. Okay.

Because then she'll be okay with whatever happens. But I don't think it's a good idea. Just get her to marry you before you start doing karaoke. Okay? All right. That's my opinion. Also, there was a baby. Somebody brought a baby to the concert.

Yeah. And it had little headphones, and they seemed to be protecting the baby with their feet. It was in a little car seat holder. And someone took a photo of it and they're like, what the hell, should this baby, should there be something that says you cannot bring a child under a certain age even into a concert like this? Because of there being so many people and standing,

you're not, maybe if you were in a seat, but standing there could always be a pushing, a tramp. So I agree that that should not be allowed. No. Unless you are in like a box. Yeah. And even then I really, really please if you can afford a Taylor Swift thing that you can you can get a sitter.

Yeah, I don't know about this one. That doesn't look safe. No, it doesn't. Like a plastic bag by its head. Yeah, merch, merch bag. It doesn't, like a plastic bag by its head. Yeah, merch, merch bag. Paris and Nicole Richie are teaming up for some type of reality show.

Is it gonna be the same thing as Simple Life? Or is it Simple Life? I don't think, they both have kids. And I don't think that they're gonna wanna travel and do fake bits with people. So I think it's just gonna be. Cows, asshole. I think it's gonna be their version of like a real housewife without fighting.

They'll do something fun and silly. It'll be very contrived, but it'll probably be funny. It probably will be interesting. Nicole Richie's actually legitimately kind of funny. Yeah. And we haven't seen her in a long time, so I think it could be funny. Yeah.

Kate Hudson is singing along, singing, singing, singing. Got a good voice. Really well. Got a good voice. But when does she stop doing the cover songs and start doing her own songs? Well, she did, I believe this was on How It's Durned, and she did do one original song, and it was good,

but then the cover songs, the comments, of course, the girl can't, you know what I mean? Some people, they're not gonna give her a chance because she's Kate Hudson. Yeah. So it does sound a little karaoke, The girl can't, you know what I mean? Some people, they're not gonna give her a chance because she's Kate Hudson. So it does sound a little karaoke, but it's because it is, you know? She's doing, it is karaoke.

I always feel like the song that everybody thinks that they could kill is that one that's like, in your head, in your head, they are fighting. You know, like that. In their tanks, ha ha ha, ha ha ha. Yeah, the cranberries, Laura's over here and she got a couple years ago. Everybody everybody wants to everybody hears that cranberries in there like I can do one that I think every girl does this black veil And then little but remember that one every drunk girl

Was a big one for everybody. Yeah, I My favorite is always like I'm running up that hill. I'm running up that down dude. That's what you go to No, it's not my karaoke goat, but I think no my karaoke to is easy as shit. What is it? We let's get something to talk about it's the easiest song Bonnie Ray anyone can sing it Let me tell you anyone can sing it and kill it But I'm getting a little tired of it after 30 years So you've got to come up with a new I got to come up with a new one, okay? Anyone can sing it and kill it. But I'm getting a little tired of it after 30 years. So you've gotta come up with a new one.

I gotta come up with a new one. Okay. What about that one, You Think You're the Shit, but You Ain't a Fart? What? You know that other song? You think you're the shit, but you made a fart? You ain't even a fart.

You think you're the shit, you ain't even a fart. What song is that? It's that girl with the curly hair hangs out with Taylor Swift. What's her name? Oh, Ice Spice? Yeah, Ice Spice. It's Ice Spice. It's that girl with the curly hair hangs out with Taylor Swift. What's her name? Oh, I Spice? Yeah, I Spice. It's I Spice.

It's I Spice, hot hit. No, but it's like it's these fun ones. You know, of course, people always think they can do, you know, Fleetwood Mac and stuff like that. And you think that you can do it. You think as you're in your car that you, you know, can sing, I mean, give me a Fleetwood Mac song. I can't even think of one right now, wait.

It's landslide. Yeah, how does that even go? Landslide. Bring you down. Yeah. Yeah, like you think that you can do it and then you like listen back and you're like, no, there is something, even though I can hit the note,

there is something great quality about her voice that just makes it so much better. But she does have a really good voice. I think she has a really good voice. But I always think about like whether it's her or Tom Sandoval that hires the band. I just think the band is like, oh my god, I'm so happy that we're with somebody that can pay us. And then we actually have gigs. I'm just happy to play the trumpet or the drums anywhere. I don't care. At this age, I'm 45, I'm not gonna get my own band

and my own original songs. I'm not gonna be the Rolling Stones. So like, find me another rich lady. I know somebody that's a rich lady who just started to be a rock star like a year ago. You do? Yes. Who? I know two.'s a rich lady who just started to be a rock star like a year ago you do yes Oh, I know two Right wait you rock star

I know two like real housewives that are not on TV that have the money to have bands and and out performing Yeah And they can go perform because all you have to do is tell whether you're Erica Jane 15 years ago or someone today Right you just have to go to a bar and be like, hi, I'd like to perform here. And they say sure. They say sure, sure, or you're not gonna sell, and you won't sell tickets.

You'll say come to the bar and you have your friends, and then you pay the band. And then, but someone like Kate Hudson, I'm sure now she can actually go do a wheel turn or something, at least for one night. I think so. And I'm sure people would absolutely come. I think that's the plan.

I think she wants to get out there and sing. Yeah. All right. It's probably more fun than acting at this point. Yeah. Oh, easily. So, Real Housewives of New Jersey. I want to just tell you what is happening.

Okay. So, in a nutshell, a couple of the Housewives found these, Teresa and this girl Jennated found these women who were on Twitter, anonymous accounts that were obsessed with the New Jersey Housewives and had no life. Okay. And they were like,

hey, you put out these awful rumors about our castmates, put it on the internet, and then we can comment on it and be like, did you see what was happening? But it's really a form of bullying, and it's really pretty awful, because it's like they're like, but now they're finding out that allegedly, the lawyer of one of the Housewives

was also very involved, because now the blogger has come clean and she's showing all the messages on Twitter or X or whatever about them saying, hey, did Michael Rapoport say anything about me? Can you find out if he said anything about me on any podcast? And then the girl is like, yeah, let me see what, I think he's talked some shit about you and Louie, let me see. And she I think he's talked some shit about you and Louis, let me see.

And she's like, thanks honey, cause he's gonna be a moderator at BravoCon and I just wanna know. Now I don't think that's that bad because I'm like the amount of podcasts that either you're doing yourself or that you're on and he talks about the housewives all the time because it was like funny that a masculine man

would get into our female business, so people loved him. Anyway, and it's like, well, if this girl who's got nothing to do with her day wants to do the research for me, then go ahead. That personally, I don't think is that bad, but I'm waiting for where's the message, where am I gonna see, did Heather McDonald say anything?

I'd be like. Oh yeah, I'm sure that was probably, they probably asked already. And I'd be like, I don't even know if I did right, but yeah If somebody wants to go scale back the thousand episodes I've done. Yeah to find the one or ten times I've talked about you sure go for it. Yeah. So anyway, that's all coming out where they're like, this is just so weird and also Andy Cohen was cleared of the Bravo said he was at upfronts and Bravo's like, we did an investigation whether he was offering other people Coke because there was two lawsuits saying that he was offering Housewives Coke.

Was that a crime? Before his show of Watch What Happens Live. And if you didn't do the Coke, then you weren't asked to do other shows or get spit offs. All these other housewives, myself included, I've been on twice, I've never offered any drugs or anything like that. They say, do you want a cocktail? And if you don't, you can have a non cocktail.

And that's it. And so anyway, he was cleared of the NBC investigation, even though these lawsuits are still coming with the disgruntled other housewives, and they renewed the show and they renewed the valley named after where we live. Also he was always hanging out with John Mayer. People always wondered if they were more than friends. And John Mayer was very upset that this guy asked those questions, which I kind of agree with John Mayer on that.

I was like, well, two people can't just be friends? Well, I do think that Andy played it up for fun. And I do think that John was secure enough to let it be played up. And, you know, because he would be like, I love you, love you, and you know, and all that. But. Yeah, I thought it was fun.

It's a fun banter they have, straight guy, gay guy. Yeah, and like, well. Yeah. Yeah, I don't really, I don't know how, I don't know how a, how that, like, because you're two guys. Right. If you did, hypothetically, let your gay bestie

give you a BJ after a long night. Just cause why not, just offering, just like, hey, you know. Sometimes girls would give each other tickle backs or whatever. That's a big difference. Like ticklebacks. Yeah. A blowjob and a tickleback.

It's two different things. But I'm just saying. Yeah, I know. I got it. Now women always get emotionally, not always, get way more emotionally attached with any kind of sexual relationship. But guys don't. That's why guys can be gay and fuck around for a longer time or take on a third or whatever.

More than I think women can. Okay. Yeah. You never hear about female throuples. Like a lesbian throuple? Yeah, you never hear about lesbian throuples. Anyway, so, find me one. Write to me. So, I feel like you don't. It's either a couple that takes on a girl, a guy, a guy, a couple takes on a bisexual girl or whatever, or it's three guys.

A lot. I had my first throuple came from one of my shows a couple weeks ago. Oh, is that right? Yeah. What do you mean? It was clearly a throuple. Two? All three guys in a relationship together.

Oh, three guys? Throuple. Throuple. Yeah, it's just a bunchouple. Two... All three guys in a relationship together. Oh, three guys? Throuple. Throuple. Yeah, it's just a bunch of dudes. No, they seem like a family. Were they dating? Well, they had me sign the book to all three of them. Oh, okay.

So that book was going in the bookshelf where they all lived together. Remember the movie Three Men and a Baby? But back then it didn't seem weird to touch three... No, that's just a sitcom now on NBC, and it's 100% a throuple. A throuple having a baby. Yes, you're so. They were like, it was like, especially the three guys they chose, too.

They were all, it was like Tom Selleck, Ted Danson, and Steven Gubberg. And it was like, what, they're all living, they're like grown men living together. None of it, but back then we're all like, this is great. Right. It was very throuple and watching it now. Anyway, I'm saying, if that had ever happened,

and I don't care that it does, I still think that they could go on being straight or gay or have other relationships with other people, and it wouldn't matter because they're guys. Right. And they don't get a weird love jealousy like that. I don't think any throuple, I know you guys can sue me for this,

but I don't think any throuples go in the distance. I think everyone's just in it for, like I don't think there's 65-year-old throuples. You know what I mean? That's a young people game. Well, unless the throuple that's 35 now actually stays together for 30 years. That's what I'm saying, they won't. Well never know I say find me one of those find me a 65 year old throuple and I don't think that's happy but at that point you like enough is enough get your dick out of my face or your pussy or whatever, but

This this girl I just want to say in Vanderpump because they had their finale and all this and um this girl she started dating Tom Schwartz. And the whole time she was that girl that acted like we're just, you know, yeah, we're just friends. You know, she's like really animated and she'll be just like, okay. And then it was like they were friends with benefits, right?

And now that it's completely over and she's filmed the reunion and he has another girlfriend, now she's doing lives and is now pissed. And now she reads, she read a whole long text from Tom, not Santa, but Tom Schwartz saying, keep my girlfriend's name out of your mouth. I have blocked you. I don't want anything to do with you. Please move on."

And then she's, like, doing these lives and saying, like, um, okay, well, now I'm supposed to move on? Okay, because we were just friends. No, we were just friends. And now I get why Katie was the way she was. Because you lie. Whoa. Yeah. And I'm like, see what I'm saying?

A girl can't be the friends with benefits while you fuck somebody else. It never... They're never okay with it. I don't care how tomboy they are, how chill. It's never okay. But I think guys, yes. I think gay guys yes. Yeah.

I think gay guys can. Yeah. Have you been to this, don't they have a bar in Hollywood, like on Franklin? Yes, Schwartz and Sandy's. Have you been there? That one I have not been to. Oh, I took, I just-

I heard the food is good though. I was driving past the other day, that Franklin area, I used to go to a place called Bird's. Uh-huh. It was a cool bar. Oh yeah. Back in the old days. It's right across from the Scientology Center. Right, oh that's where it is.

I think that's where it is. And then I happen to see it. That's where it is, yeah. So I think, yeah. Oh, but you didn't go in. I didn't go in. Schwartz and Sandys. Check it out.

You wanna go down there one day, you and I together? To Schwartz and Sandys? Yeah, I heard the food is good and they have fun drinks. Okay. Chris, you and I are going good and they have fun drinks. Okay. Chris, you and I are going to be at Pachanga, June 1st, in beautiful Temecula, California. That's gonna be fun. We haven't been together live on stage in a long time. Resort, casino, fun.

You're also near the wine country. You could probably wake up real early and take a hot air balloon. Oh my God, seriously? I don't know. Don't they do that in Temecula? I think they do. I think you're right. Do you want to do a hot air balloon ever? I don't because I watch one too many of them blowing into power lines, you know?

I just need to see one blow into a power line and the people die. And I'm like, I'm good with that. We did it in Napa. My sister and I, my dad. Isn't it loud? And then my mom stayed below. And now I'm like, how scary that must have been for her just to like watch us go up there. Yeah. I know people love it.

It is scary because the flame is going. So you feel like heat and you're like... And it's one of those things so scary when you start to go up and then you just sort of get used to it that you're flying around. And then you kind of like don't get as freaked out. But it's one of those things, I've done it once, I don't think I have to do it again. Yeah, I'm you kind of like don't get as freaked out. But it's one of those things I've done it once. I don't think I have to do it again.

Yeah, I'm with you. I don't have any desire to do any of that kind of stuff. Same with skydiving. I never have to do skydiving again. I just never. I don't know if that makes me like a. I never want to do bungee cord. No, none of this.

I don't need to do any of this. I did, well, like I said, I did skydiving and I really regretted it. You did? Did you do a tandem one of the guys on it with you? Tandem, but I regret it because I just can't believe I put my mom through that. Oh, you did tell her that.

Yeah, and I remember she was like, please call me, please call me after. And I'm like, god, mom! Yeah. So I go jump on his plane. Like, of course she'd be like completely freaked out. And it's just something you don't need to do. I know.

I mean, people love it. But you know what, maybe I am kind of remembering it. It was pretty insane.. And it's just something you don't need to do. I know. I mean, people love it. But you know what? Maybe I am kind of remembering it. It was pretty insane. You did it though. It's one of those things you said you did. I did it and I lived.

Yeah. I'd like to do a fun thing on this podcast where I have a new something I'd like to, because summer's coming. Oh, summer's coming. We're in summer. Yes. And I have a look that I would like to show you now. Okay.

Yeah. Because my dermatologist said it's time for a big hat. It's time for a big hat. Yes, I do do sunscreen every day. I try to too, but you know, sometimes. And he goes, it's time for a big hat. So I went and I got one and this is what I'm going to try. I'm a little bit scared.

Everyone. I'm being the Hamptons in Montauk pretty much the month of July. Go to YouTube you guys. And okay, you ready? This is the new one. Now the last one you people crucified me. Okay.

Here it goes. What about that? No wait, what about it? Now some people, like you see them in this? Wait, can you push the part, like, let me, yeah. Oh, I think I want it up more than down. No you want it down Is it bad But I need a bit

You know what if you have to wear a hat for some protection you have to but it just without seeing your hair Coastal grandma it is it's very it's it's lesbian gardener my wife was like exact yeah hold on This is gonna be the whole look I probably won't have this shirt on underneath, but Stay with me No, this is better good It's so Feminine it's so feminine. That's kind of that's kind of what I mean the roses are beautiful Like I feel did you go to like Mexico for that shirt or something? I feel like it's like forever 21

And that's not a joke Okay, like what about now Okay, wait, hold on Tell you that's the love no lifting it I feel like this is- Do not lift it up like that. No, I'm telling you, that's the look. No, lifting it up looks so much more- No, this is it, look.

No, no, no, no, no, no. This is what I got. No? You gotta, you gotta, you gotta see the plate, where I'm at. Can I- I'm at like a, well, let's say Coachella or something like that.

Do you have darker glasses? Yes, of course. Can I see, can I see, you don't have them with you? I don't have them now, they're with me. Okay, I feel like if you had darker glasses. Yeah. I feel like if you had darker glasses. Yeah. I feel like this, this is like, I'm at Coachella. Let me see.

Yeah, let me have a darker glass. Okay. Okay, yeah, give me those, give me those. Just for the look. Okay, just try those. Okay. What about that? These goddamn weeds won't stop growing.

Well, now those are very feminine. I mean, you look like you're transitioning a little bit. All right. There's nothing wrong with that. Nothing wrong with it. I'm not. I'm not. Don't wear glasses. Okay, definitely the pink ones are okay. Well, these are just the glasses I had. These wouldn't be the ones I'd wear. I would not do pink glasses.

I would do like a dark blue. Okay, yeah. Stop doing that. That does not look good. It doesn't look like this. No, it just looks, oh, but it looks so much better now. Look to your camera.

Here's your camera. It looks better down. Why are you, trust me. It looks better when it's more down. Okay, okay, okay. Push it down again, like that. All right, okay. Now it works.

All right, that might be the look. Listen, if it can protect you from getting melanoma, then it's worth it. Okay, but now what if, like I'm out, you know you're out in one of these outdoor bars in like Montauk or the Hamptons, this can, can I do this? That's all I'm asking.

Yes, I would almost do the shirt not with the hat or the hat not with the shirt. I think it's too much altogether. Let me see without the shirt. Okay. And the hat down. Yeah, now you look cute. Okay.

Now you look fine. All right. Okay. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, everyone. Chris, tell everybody where they can find you. This comes All right. Okay. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you Chris tell everybody where they can find you this comes out Tuesday. Yes the next day Wednesday this Wednesday this Wednesday I'm at the punchline in Atlanta one show only fine line in Atlanta. I love it there So come out Atlanta. We got a few tickets left. That'll be fun And then I drive from there, I go to the Comedy Zone

in North Carolina, Comedy Zone. That's two nights Friday and Saturday. And then my final show before I take some time off for the summer is Stand Up Live in Phoenix, Arizona. May 23rd, my birthday show, they're calling it. May 23rd, my birthday's May 21st. So May 23rd, I'm at Stand Up Live in Phoenix, Arizona. One show only, Wednesday night.

So don't have an empty stage for an empty theater. They'll be there. And also Saratoga, you're coming with me to Saratoga. California, sorry, I guess there's another Saratoga. There's a winery, beautiful outdoor venue. I just played up there and a lot of another set of toga. There's a winery. Yeah. Beautiful outdoor venue. I just played up there. And we're doing that. A lot of people mentioned it to me.

In August. So that's a Frangiola special is there. And then Temecula. Yes. It's heathermintdahl.net. Thank you so much. Frangiola.fun. Ah!

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