Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Elites and their Incest, JLo married, with Justin Martindale

Episode Date: July 19, 2022

JLo and Ben got married in Vegas. Khloe and Tristen’s second child is coming soon. Elon Musk’s dad had two kids with his stepdaughter. Ricky Martin was accused of having a romantic relationship with his 21 yr old nephew. Armie Hammer has been financially cut off and is selling timeshares. Meghan Markle comes off horribly in a book about her. Tamra Judge returns to RHOC. Then Justin and I discussed Dina Manzo not going to Teresa’s wedding. Ron Richards, his wife, and Erika Jayne messiness. Bradley Cooper is dating Anthony Wiener’s ex-wife. Who are the fans of famous families? Thirst trap parents are getting their kids to do their dirty work. Enjoy!  Subscribe on Apple Podcasts to get exclusive Extra Juicy episodes every Friday and get all episodes of Juicy Scoop, ad-free Or get access to Extra Juicy on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/juicyscoop To bring your brand to life in this podcast, email [e-mail] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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To the number one tabloid real life hot cat Listen in, listen up. Woo, woo, and a McDonald. Juicy scoop. Hello and welcome to Juicy scoop. I have so much juice for you today, so much has been happening over the last few days. And then of course, I went on longer

with one of your favorites, Justin Martindale. So I have lots of fun scoop like the second half of the show is scoop with Justin Martindale. So I have lots of fun scoop, like the second half of the show, is scoop with Justin Martindale. But let's get into it. So I'm hanging out on my backyard here in the OC, and that's when I first heard that Saturday night or Sunday morning, 12.30 a.m.

JLo and Ben Affleck, they got married. They tied the knot. How do we know? Because she let the world know for those that were subscribed to her special website. When she got engaged with her green jolly rancher ring, everyone had to join this website. So you'd get the inside scoop, if you will. Which is great. It's her wedding. Why not capitalize on it and have it for your best fans? Of course, people screen grabbed that and we got to see that she wore kind of shit sort of like a 1960s look, a lot of big fake hair that I love. And very simple. She said it was a vintage dress. I don't know what it came from. People are like, is this from the wedding planner? Because that's like, was a long time ago, and I'm gonna move as she was in.

My first thought was like, I'm happy that they got married into her thing that she wrote. This long thing about, don't give up. Sometimes it takes 20 years, sometimes the love, you know, you have to go through other things or people to find the love. And I kind of was trying to remember,

why did they break up? They were engaged, she had the pink diamond, they were on yachts, they were driving a Rolls-Royce around her day-to-day, every other day she took them through away his red socks clothes and slipped back to his hair and they were this like benefit, right? And they broke up. And I'm trying to remember, but I think it was that there was like something, it was at a strip club or something? I don't know, maybe he was struggling with the drug, the alcohol, and then apparently he sober now

that he likes to smoke cigarettes. Anyway, she doesn't have to look at his back tattoo because she doesn't do it from behind. So they are good to go. And they're just having the time of the life. And now she is Mrs. Jennifer Affleck. Now there was of course Jen Affleck, Jennifer Garner, but Jen, Jennifer Garner goes by Jen.

So it's all great. All five kids were with them. They got their marriage license. She said, we were just in line in Nevada getting our marriage license at the county. There were two men that were in love, ahead of us, there was a young couple with their baby behind us,

and we're just like, everybody else searching for love, and it was really sweet. I don't know, I was torn, because I think we kind of live for J-Lo moments, and then I thought, did she listen to Juicy Scoop and hear me rip on her movie with Owen Wilson, marry me? And she was like, you know what? I have been married a lot. And I don't really think I need Heather McDonald to rip

apart my dress or predict what it's gonna look like. I'm just gonna beater to the punch. I'm gonna marry this weekend. Pretty much I think that's what happened. And I just want to say, J.Lo, Mrs. Affleck, I steal them down for you to have a fabulous reception. And you can still wear three to four dresses and you can still do your thing and your daughter can sing. And the whole thing, I would still been, Matt Damon can come and be the best man. I still think we could have this moment with, and it will be even more received because you guys already did the official getting married and we don't have to worry about like is it going to happen? Is it not? Is it going to happen? It's not.

I also want to say let's remember why she's with Ben Affleck today because he broke up, he and Jennifer Garner broke up, he struggled with alcohol, he was dating the nanny, he was dating a couple other, you know, young girls who was dating the actress from that deep water or whatever movie that was not good. And then they got together and they got together after she broke up with A. Rod. Why did she break up with A. Rod again? Who she was engaged to? Southern charm, Madison LaCroy and A. Rod were apparently communicating me more, but they were definitely communicating on DM.

Craig, Con over a pillow man, he had mentioned it like hinted at it. You were DMing baseball players or something. And then Danny, I think, confirmed it on Kate Casey's podcast. So Madison went on with her life. She just got enormous teeth. If you're watching Southern Charm, I'm not, but I saw a clip of her on Watcher Happens Live. And she's such a good body.

She's so pretty. But now she's got the big giant teeth. And makes it a little difficult for her to speak. Anyway, she dumped A. Rod. Someone contacted each other and was like, hey, how's it going? And now they're married. In love, the love of her life, who she wanted to marry 20 years ago, she was down with her pink diamond and a Rolls Royce.

And it all is meant to be. They have their kids and now they're together forever. So, but like I said, I'm still down for like a big party. I mean, come on, Leah Remini, the best friend. She's gonna be like, I mean, she's gonna act like she's happy for JLo, but she's gonna be like, come on, we gotta have something going on with her nails. Let's have something, do something fun.

Now that she's free from signology, like she's, you know, can have her fun with J-Lo. So there you go. Very happy for them. The other news that happened on, I think it was, what, Thursday or Friday, was it came out, it was confirmed

that Chloe Kardashian and Tristan Thomas, who are, sorry, Tristan Thompson, who is the father of their daughter who's named true and she's for. They are expecting a baby. People say the baby could be here. It's pretty much confirmed that it's a boy and it could be here or it's coming any day. I did the math, as you know, Tristan has fathered,

he had a baby who was pregnant when he met Chloe, but they weren't together, apparently. Then he had true with Chloe, and then there was a Southern girl, Marley, who said they slept together on his birthday, back in March of 2020. It would have been March of 2020. That same birthday, Chloe had written a beautiful thing to him, celebrated his birthday with him,

and appeared like they were together. We saw them on the last episode of Keeping Up with Kardashians, really getting along, working out together, quarant out together, quarantine together, filming together, parenting together, and saying we're not together, but we are definitely going to go forward with having another child. So I kinda don't know why people are so beyond shocked

that this happened because she's 39 years old, she knew she was gonna go through a surrogate with for the second baby. That's a lot of time that goes into having a successful surrogate pregnancy. You have to find the surrogate, you have to take the embryos, pick the best embryos. So first you have to get your eggs out, then you have to get the sperm, make the embryo, because with Tristan, I believe that that was a natural pregnancy with true. So they went through all this that takes a long time.

I remember watching the show or reading that one of those attempts when they were together was not successful. So they meaning that the surrogate maybe was not impregnated by the embryo. So then it happened. According to this timeline of this baby is here or do any day, Marley must have had Tristan's baby while the girl, the surrogate, was already with child. So what are you going to do? It kind of explains how the family was still really respectful of their relationship, of Chloe, of Tristan.

I mean, they still pissed at him, but, you know, like Chris wrote this beautiful tribute to all the fathers in their lives, him being one of them, you know, Scott, everybody for Father's Day. So they all knew this baby was coming. And the baby is here and the baby is going be loved and the baby's gonna have a great life and Chloe's gonna be a great mom. And I think she wanted this, she had the situation with this guy,

she wasn't dating anybody else. She didn't want to wait any longer, she wanted the kids to be full siblings and close enough at age that they really live a life as siblings. And so this is it. And yeah, was she probably completely mortified and embarrassed. Of course she was when this other child came. But I think she's like, it's fine. Tristan, I'm going to be

raising these kids. I'm not going to be asking you for a dime when you want to come and take them out when you want to hang out as a family. I'm fine because I don't even, I'm not even like heart. I think people think she's heartbroken by this, but I really don't. I think she was like, I just want the kid and I'm really fine with whatever the fuck you do. So he's in Greece and having fun while it, again, it's not like she's giving birth. So if he's not there for the birth, I also don't think that matters. She's gonna be there with the surrogate and her family and her sisters and her mom and everybody and then he can come around and and probably be you know and involved

Dad as much as works for her the mom. So that's my opinion on that Oh, this other this other article from page six says Tristan Thompson holds hands with a mystery woman in Greece. Yes. He's boning in Greece you guys He's in Greece. He's a good-looking guy. He's famous. He's the basketball player. Guess what? He's having sex with other people right now Speaking of having sex. Let's talk about Elon Musk's 76-year-old father Elon Musk, you know, we just talked about this last week, is another girl that worked for him. It was like a CEO had his twins. So he

has a couple sets of twins. He has numerous baby mamas. We still don't have confirmation of Amber herd as the mother of his kid or not. He's very into in vitro in twins and having babies with a lot of different people, grimes, DJs, people with numbers in their names, whatever. He's up to 10 kids and he's like, who cares? I'm going to overpocket with, we need to, we need to make kids. Well, his dad confirmed with the son, this article is crazy. So I'm just gonna explain it because it's very confusing. So his dad and Elon's mom had Elon and a couple kids, okay? They got divorced because Elon's 51.

They got divorced. He married this other woman who, when he was 45, she was 25, and she had a four-year-old daughter named Jana and they stayed married for 18 years and had two more kids. After 18 years he divorced that woman and in the last five years somehow impregnated his stepdaughter twice. He said they have a lot of affection for each other right now. They're not together. But after she had his baby who is now five, they did still live

together for 18 months and they were still seeing each other in affectionate, which is why he believes this next child who looks just like all of his other kids are, in fact, also his child. who looks just like all of his other kids are, is in fact also his child. And he said, but you know, I'm 76, she's 35. Her next birthday, she's gonna be 35. So you know, she's moving on. Right now, we get along, but the age difference is gonna show itself,

but as she gets older, yes, she might end up with me. So he has two kids that he had that were younger than Jana are freaked out because they're like, you had a baby with our half sister. Like this is, you know, we show the same mother. Elon, I'm imagining he's a little confused because he's like, these two little kids are my half siblings. However, they're also my nephew and niece. And he's just completely on a polygetic about it. He goes, you know, when I was running around in Johannesburg, I had a different girl every night. I've had

a lot of women come up and say that I've probably, probably the father of their kid, but nobody that I really believe, but this one from Jana, like, I need to even say that he goes, you know what I met her mom? Her mom was like the best looking person I ever saw. I was 45, she was 25. The girl was four. He was raising her as a dad.

How? Oh my God, I just remember the juicy story. One time after one of my shows, you guys, let me tell you something about my meet and greets. Sometimes people just come up and tell me some crazy ass shit and they're like, I've been waiting to meet you out of meet and greet after one of my live shows. By the way, let me just remind you,

go to HeatherMcDolland.net, October 15th. I've got the show, a live juicy scoop. And I can now announce that one of your favorite guests to talk about housewives will be joining me. Carlos King will be joining me on stage along with some other surprise guests. I just checked and the tickets are going so fast. You guys have to get these tickets right now, October 15th.

All right. And also sometimes stuff like this happens. And sometimes it happens in the live show. And sometimes it happens in the coming to me. This girl came up to me after a show in Florida. And she said they, you know, she's a wealthy girl. She's getting married, planning her wedding. She's a little freaked out because she knows that her sister had been sleeping with her their stepdad for a couple years. Completely like the mom, she thinks the mom knows, but she's like, I don't want to say anything because I have a 13 year old half brother that would

be devastated and he likes to ride horses and stuff. And I don't know if they got divorced, how that would affect the horses. I'm not kidding, this is what she said. And I'm like, how old were you when the stepdad came around? Oh, we were like seven and eight. So this is insane, but the way she told it was she said, the girl was, you know, a little wacky, a little wild,

and she Was told her sister. She totally went for him at like 20 years old like in the kitchen one night and then it started So I'm just saying it happens people Okay, Army hammer we talked about is it true? Chris thought it wasn't true that he's telling selling time shares in The Cayman Islands. Well, I told you all the money comes from the great grandfather great grandfather Hammer had all the money, okay? He had a son named Julian who is army's grandfather

Julian is the father of Michael Hammer and Casey Hammer who I interviewed way back. Her book is amazing and there's a documentary being made about it. But what I learned from all my research, interviewing Casey Hammer, reading her book, everything that I was obsessed with when he originally really was losing us all his movies and everything because they realized that he was into cannibalism and writing and doing emin girls and according to these girls taking the whole SNM-dominatrix thing too far. So his dad, Julian, struggled with drugs in alcohol and the great grandpa only gave the left the money to Michael.

Michael is army's dad. Michael lives in the Cayman Islands. Apparently, Michael has now cut off Army hammer. And that is why he is working selling time shares in the Cayman Islands. And also we found out over the weekend that Robert Downey Jr. paid for his rehab in Florida where he went for six months. I mean, I didn't know there were friends.

I don't know if he just saw them out and was like, I'll help you. This all makes sense. The wife, the, or I think they're officially divorced. The, she lives in came one with the kids or goes back and forth. She started this famous, that famous cupcake bakery out in Texas.

What's the name of the bakery that she started? Do you know that? Elizabeth Chambers. She has like a, like a famous baker business that's like, there's a couple of these places out in Texas. Anyway, I don't really think we should shame him for working. He's a really good looking guy. I'm just surprised that what's it called?

Bird Bakery is the ex-wife's bakery. I don't think we should shame him just like when that thing came out that the one guy actor was working at Trader Joe's who used to be on a sitcom in the 90s. Yeah, what do you think I get from residuals, you guys? I literally just got a check for 32 cents for being on Frazier. It's not like you could live on things even if you were the lead. So yeah, if he didn't save his money or whatever, or maybe he just wants to have a little bit of a purpose and he gets a high off of

getting people to sign up for a time share. I'm just shocked that we have not heard from somebody that he was their point person. Maybe they feel bad like I do when you don't buy the time share and you want to honestly forget that person's face because you're so, you know, you enjoyed the brunch and wasted three hours of the time because you wanted the free couple nights at the resort. I don't know, but hey, if he's doing it and, you know, he's not hurting anyone and he's, you know, being present in his kids' lives, I say, okay, fine. I still would say don't date him. Maybe you'd like to buy a time share from him. There you go

Ricky Martin. Oh my god another weird news story so Ricky Martin is Being okay, this is this is a deal Ricky Martin minor standing. He's you know He's been out for many years as a gay man. He's a singer. He was in Manudo, which right now there's a documentary about Manudo in which it does tap on the fact that these kids that they'd get rid of once they were 16, that there was sexual abuse, taking advantage of these teen boys a lot.

I just, so we don't know if Ricky Martin was a victim of that, but this is sort of interesting. So sort of it's very. So he goes on and he has twins. I know he's got at least two kids. You might have more. I thought he was in a committed relationship. He starts out a relationship with this 21-year-old

and they're together for seven months. The thing is the 21 year old is his biological nephew. He breaks up with him and according to the 21 year old, he did not take the breakup well, the 21 year old broke up with Ricky and he was harassing him to the point that the 21 year old went to authorities in Puerto Rico and said, I need a restraining order against Ricky Martin, who I had a romantic relationship with. Well, in Puerto Rico, that if there's any level of incest of any kind involved in a criminal case, it holds more years of punishment. So he's actually Ricky Martin looking at 50 years in Puerto Rico because this relationship they had, which then got apparently to the

victim, got violent or was abusive because he wouldn't leave him alone, that is where this comes off. Now some people were asking, now wait a minute, yes, he is the biological nephew, but if this was going on for seven months, he was well over 18 years old, and he had the choice to do this, but incest is only because it's biological, and this is his biological nephew. And even with Elon Musk's dad,

he had two children with his stepdaughter, but he wasn't his biological daughter. I mean, it cannot believe this is all in one fucking show. I mean, is the world ending or what? Have some fun while you can. Okay. So anyway, Ricky Martin, his people said this is all of this is untrue. This 21-year-old guy is mentally struggles with mental illness, and he has made up the entire thing. Now, there was another case going on where his former manager, who I believe was female, was suing him because he didn't pay her commissions that were owed. And in those articles written about it, she said, and I tried to help him, I tried to warn him about a scandal that was coming up and how to handle it, that could really hurt his career. That's what I remember reading.

So does this woman know about this? What kind of evidence is there that they actually have this relationship? And what evidence is there that he actually harassed and abused this 21-year-old nephew after they broke up? So he's got, I'm sure, all the best lawyers, so we'll see what happens. But this is crazy that he could actually be convicted and do serious time because there was a romantic relationship

between his biological nephew and sane. Oh my gosh, you guys. Craig Robinson, you know, from the office, he's a stand-up comic, he's a great guy. He was at the North Carolina Comedy Club called Comedy Zone, which I performed at. It's a small club, it's not a fancy club, it's a traditional comedy club, a couple hundred people could fit in there. A gunman walked in, he was not on stage, I assume maybe his opener or feature were on because he was in the green room. And a gunman walked in and thank God he was apprehended before I believe before shots were fired

or before anybody was hurt. Nobody was hurt and the man was arrested. But you know, just super scary. I mean, do I think it has anything to do with him being a comedian? Maybe, but I mean, unfortunately this think it has anything to do with him being a comedian maybe, but I mean, unfortunately, this is just happening everywhere. And you go to a concert or show or anything. I don't know, it's very scary.

Of course, I'm going to be on stage, but I think I already have a couple of my New York police coming. You guys have been writing me. I want to announce the show's later this week when the links are up and you can buy tickets if you would like to Lend yourself your husband your hot brother. You don't have to be hot. You just have to be in law enforcement I'm offering just just a few tickets for each show for that because I want you guys in front

But really very very scary and very scary for anybody at the club. Don't, I don't know, it's just terrifying. Anyway, there you go. Megan Markle, she's still an asshole, you guys. The new book, which sounds juicy as hell, let's order the new book about Megan Markle, please. There's lots of stories coming out about this book. I don't think it's out yet, but there must be some advanced copies.

So this is basically an expose about her, and it's not flattering. Couple of things I've read is that she did this vanity fair article, she's studying, she's in the cover of vanity fair, and she was so pissed about the article, according to the book, because she wanted them to focus on all her international humanitarian work and the fact that suits the USA show that she was on was celebrating their hundreds episode, a show that nobody really watched. Also, I think that they couldn't really find a lot of evidence of all this humanitarian work, that her whole goal was she saw herself as Diana, the next Diana. Well, of course, Diana won the world over many, many years of being in the spotlight. She truly did have a humanitarian heart and did things for groups of people that no one

of her stature had ever done before. That's what made her really, really loved. But Megan, also in the latest article I read from the post, New York Post, according to this book, Charles and the Queen, they couldn't understand why she just didn't talk to her father. Remember all the controversy with Samantha, her half sister and the dad,

and not going to the wedding or selling photos, whatever, all of that, they were like, why doesn't she just go to Mexico and see him? Why don't you just go to Mexico and see him and tidy this up and have a nice relationship with the dad. We don't understand. And according to the book, she and Harry both said, well, we don't know where he is. Well, a sabbat that was ringing the doorbell

at the palace dying, was gonna take you right to him, was there and able and talking to press all the time, it would have been very easy to get in contact with your dad and having to write some letter being like, dad, I don't know why you're doing this, when they were like, why don't you just go see your dad? Like, we don't understand this whole thing. So she's not gonna love this.

Meanwhile, they're in like New York today for something, some other event. I just don't think people care that much about him. I just don't think, I think when it started, people were super excited. I was too. I remember the wedding. I loved it.

I loved her dress. I predicted her dress. I was into it. I thought it was great. I agree with the rest of the world that she is pretty opportunistic and very fame-hungry. And they made this big deal with Netflix. And then, you know, I feel like they make these big deals. And, you know, a couple of years ago, of course Netflix

is gonna throw millions dollars at them. Start your own podcast. I think they did one episode with like arching the background. I think she's doing some other thing where she's gonna talk to women about stereotypes. No, you know what, Megan, you're pretty. Honestly, get on TikTok like Justin Timberlake, like every other person and probably people would be more excited to see you on there than some,

you know, you're talking about like humanitarian things that we just don't care. We just don't care. So I don't know, I don't think anyone's going to listen to your podcast. I don't, really, you want a privacy, you're going to have a reality show with you feeding chickens in Monocita. It's over, girl. It's just, it's over. And I'm going to say something and you're not going to like it or maybe some of you will mark this down as a prediction.

In about four years, they're going to, I feel bad saying this, but I can't help it, you guys. I just don't think they're going to last. In about four years, and then she's going to go on to marry like a billionaire, some tech billionaire. Okay. Sorry, I can't help it. I'm not wishing for it. I just predicted it.

I hope they stay together forever because they have kids. But, um, Jersey Shore 2.0, they got this big beautiful house right by a couple blocks from the shore, they had it all fixated with lights and everything. And this was gonna be like a younger cast

of the same type of people that J. Wow and Stunkey and everybody were party people from New Jersey. I think it's a, I thought it was a great idea. Well, they didn't like it, obviously. We don't know why they shut down production. They just shut it down. The house is still there, but everything has gone. Black SUVs came and took all the cameras and everything. They were setting it up days before they're about to shoot. So the only thing that people can think of is, was there something problematic with the cast? Was there behavioral issues?

What the hell happened? Of course, the original people are happy about it. They're like, you know what, you can still watch, you know, Jersey Shore Vacation or whatever. So I don't know, there must have been something, but I'm all four like the 2.0s. It's like, don't take it away from them, but why not?

I only think it would make the original people see more relevant if there was a cast that was like super popular. It's gonna make people go back and watch the old ones, make them go and see the family vacation It's the same thing with the housewives with the legacy and the and the regular and OGs A lot of people are asking what's up with Jen Shaw's husband of Real House of Salt Lake City

Will he be at all implicated? Criminally, no. We've already done the deal. She's pled, he's off-Scott free. But of course, that money that she has to pay back, the six to nine million dollars, that is money that he was enjoying too. So we will never know how much he knew, but the man did have a lot of grief.

However, it seemed like they had a Relationship where maybe they were a don't ask don't tell he was always gone all the time, which was part of her storyline He left law to become a college football coach Which maybe he saw what she was doing and he was like I don't even this would implicate me Let me do something I really love. She's making so much money. I don't even want to know about it But also in 2017 there was a whole other thing where she actually spoke to like government, did a deposition.

So like she's been, she knew that they were stuff going on where she was being investigated and so did he. So I definitely think he knew. And yeah, we today was the day that they were gonna start the trial. And we'll actually find out what happened there. Let's get into a couple housewives things that are going on. So this happened over that weekend. Jill Zarein had her luxury luncheon in the Hamptons, which I was, I've gone a few years. I would have gone this year, but with Ireland

and staying here down with the OCE, I'm just really enjoying my time with my family. But she does it for charity, she does it with her daughter, Allie. And she has this thing I didn't realize but like just like a private Instagram for people like that pay to see her Instagram. And on there she said, oh and I guess breaking news, Tamer's going back to OCE but my good friend Vicki, you know, isn't too pleased about it, meaning she's not pleased that she's not going. One of those 26 people shared it with the world, and everyone now, I guess people then thought, okay, it's for sure she's going, well, I've heard that Tamer's going back for two weeks.

Not heard, I read it. I read it from people I follow, like Bravo Boo. And then I was like, hey, rumors have it. And everybody was running with this. There's probably 20 different people I follow that's in the Bravo world that said this. Look, I want to say, tap myself on the back, just like Peter and I didn't share the Heather Ray

Pride and Seagnews. I knew, for a fact, a few weeks ago, through the closest source that it could be that she was coming back, besides Tamer herself, the next closest source. And I knew because I figured it out and that source was like, Heather, if this comes out on Juicy Scoop, if you tell anybody, I mean, I'm going to be so pissed and I said, not going to tell, not telling. And in fact, when I saw that like Bravo Boo and stuff had written that Tamara was coming back,

I sent that to the source and I was like, just want you to know, I'm not Bravo Boo. I didn't tell Bravo Boo, like, don't get mad at me. I'm gonna keep my mouth sealed. A Jill's claiming that she really thought that, because she'd seen it so many places on the internet that it was already announced. According to Tamer, I don't think Tamer believes that

and she was very angry and she was like, hey, you know, what did she say? Like, fuck off, you thirsty bitch. It was pretty mean. And it was very upsetting to Jill and Allie because this was all going on while they were doing their event. And Jill's like, oh my God, I'm happy for you.

You wanted this. I don't know why. I'm sorry that I's like, oh my God, I'm happy for you. You wanted this. I don't know why. I'm sorry that I said this, but I guess maybe I'm guessing that they were going to do a big announcement because Tamra and Vicki are going on, watch what happens live this week, and maybe they were going to announce it then. I personally think this was a good thing that happened, because I think that's if they're if their plan was to announce it on watch what happens live with Vicki being like blindsided by it because maybe Vicki doesn't follow all the rumor people that I do. And then you imagine Vicki's sitting there still hoping that she's going to be picked to go or thinking that she and Tamer are, you know, Ethel and Lucy and we're not on housewise, but let's go to Italy and stop on some grapes and it's you and me till the end girl

And then she finds out that her best front on reality TV is being chosen to go back She's not but maybe she can you know hit a luncheon or a baptism or something No, she's not gonna be happy about let's face it Vicki is happy when she's included. Like, I personally believe if God came down and said, Vicki, I can't take both of you on Real Housewives of OC, but I can take one and I'm taking Tamra. I don't think she'd be like, at least Tamra got to do it.

At least Tamra, no. She'd be like, no, I don't, I think it's gonna be a hard pill to swallow. I think in the end she's gonna be happy for Tamer up, but I'm just saying like, if that was the plan to be like, surprise I'm coming back, I think that's pretty shitty.

Now I'm not saying that was the plan for Bravo, but it sounds like it might have been. And I think that would have been kind of shitty. And Tamer, it's not in Tamara's hands. She's at the, you know, her hands are tied to do what Bravo wants her to do as far. I think it would have been so much fun if they would have let Tamara announce

that the way she wanted to. If that was the case, I would have said, Tamara, go to the orange groves here. And like, be picking oranges or have a ton of oranges like fall on your head, like you're picking oranges and be like, guess what? Something that would have been like a fun like TikTok viral video that everyone would have been excited about.

But no, they're like, let's do it on Watch What Happens Live. That'll be an exciting clip when we see the same set that we see all that I know. I don't think that would have been a great idea, but that is why she was pissed, and I think that's maybe why it was a big deal. But I know from Jill that her intentions are good, she really is happy for other people,

and I'm not saying Vicki isn't either, but I mean, we know how Vicki is, and I think that would have, yeah, no, you wanna do it with, you wanna, she wants it back on as well. So there you go, there was all the drama there. Nicholas Cage's ex, they just make it that, but anyway, anyway, this girl got a car accident,

she hired Tom Gerardi, she won like $950,000 or something, she only received like 190 of it because it's Tom Gerardi's. So she is one of the many victims that is now suing, of course, Tom Gerardi, the law firm, the lawyers that worked on the case, but she is also suing Erica as well because just like all those other cases, they believe that the money that was meant for her went into the accounts and then those checks from Gerardine and Keese were written

for the glam squad for a stage at a white party that she performed out whatever they think it went all towards Erica's business and therefore she's suing Erica for that money too. Tinsley was supposed to go on Ultimate Girls trip to Thailand and now she's not. People think it's because she's going to be part of the OG Legacy New York show, but that hasn't even started filming it. So the reason they said it was personal reasons, maybe it was personal reasons, we don't know if she's going back to the real half-fuss in New York.

That hasn't been announced either, and that I really don't have any insight on. And instead, Porsche is going that. And they're all going to Thailand. And so we still don't know who's the OG, who's the new cast I have heard. They have cast the new cast, or at least a few people. And they are young.

They're like 35 New Yorkers, which I think is kind of exciting. Just like I'm for the New Jersey 2.0. Like let's just have, keep the OGs to start another cast and make it great. Meanwhile, Luann and Sonia are all over this small town. Only 7,000 people live there. I believe the producer, that's his hometown. They are doing the simple life there. There's a lot of footage of them walking around the town, seeing the cameraman.

So that is for sure happening. They'll probably finish that and then start doing the OGs. I saw the Ramona. She's an asparcally skirt. She's packing for a bea-zack. You know what? I'm gonna go to a bea-zack. And it got a really fun skirt. I don't got a lot of bathing. She's got a lot of beautiful cover-ups. You know, my girlfriends, I would like to go and yachts. We like to have some great meals. So who knows, but they better not include her. Durinda's, you know, who knows what's going on with Durinda, but she, again, she did a tutorial TikTok, you know, with the war paint on her face, okay, like with the brown

and then the white and then the white and then the little, and then she rubs it all together and then like comes out looking just okay. I still wasn't great. It just still wasn't great. I don't, she, I just think she's someone that benefits from her professional makeup artist. But the thirst is real. Like I said, just in Tim Relay, joined TikTok and people were not happy about it. They're like, can we have one fucking thing? Really, really? But all the celebrities are just like the podcast. They're all on it and it is what it is guys. We just have to accept that they're just as thirsty as the rest of us. Oh, also someone sent me a photo of a guy in 1889 who also absorbed his parasitic twin and he had a third leg. So we're going to show a photo of that, but he worked in the carnival and he had a full

third leg. So if there's anybody else you guys know about, obviously it's a huge interest of mine. Real houses of Beverly Hills was all about D Jenkins and Sutton, and a lot of people just don't enjoy Diane Jenkins. They're like, I don't care that she's rich. I find the scenes with her. You show a clip and you think it's going to be juicy, but there's something really quite boring about her.

I don't know. We didn't see a lot of Rina, but I think we're going to see a lot more of Rina when Kathy Hilton comes back. There's a whole, another juicy thing you guys that we have not seen in Beverly Hills that I'm looking forward to, which is the whole Kathy Hilton Aspen derogatory term, not calling camera cease and to cease.

Kyle, Lisa, Rina, Eric, Jake, like that's all coming. So excited for that. All right, you guys, now more for your fav, one of your faves, excuse me, Justin Martin Dale. Now this is from the New York Post, and you brought it to me, and it's, I'm a plus-sized teacher, and my students begged me not to eat them. Now, what is the story behind this? This looks like a happy teacher. She says, I'll never run out of material for these,

a proudly plus size kindergarten educators going viral on TikTok for revealing the vile albeit sometimes hilarious things your students blurt out about her body. I mean, I think, I think this was a TikTok that she made, like these are the things that I hear as a plus size teacher. Yeah. And I'm hoping I haven't seen the TikTok. I hope she's having fun with it because

obviously these are young kids who are like, you know, but it also reminds me of that. One of my favorite books, Miss Nelson is missing. Do you remember that book? It was a, it was an old, an old book like back in the day of like, you know, their favorite teacher, Miss Nelson. And then the substitute teacher comes in and she's like, a witch, and she's real mean. And then it turns out that it's Miss Nelson so the kids should be grateful for what they have because they were kind of mean to Miss Nelson or whatever.

But I, you know, but also is this bullying? Does she have to like, does she have to call the parents and say like, hey, your kids, think I'm going to eat them. I agree, but I speak a little child books. Do you remember that book that was like, she was the spider that ate the spider, that ate the cat, that ate the duck, that duh, duh, duh, do you remember that one?

And it sounded familiar. And it started with the spider, and then it went in, and then the person changed. Like that food change. Yeah, and then the person. She just ate it. Speaking of summer bodies, I saw a tick talk about this girl goes, this woman said, I posted a photo of all these people on the beach in the 70s

and they were all thin, normed, like just thin bodies. And she's like, a lot of people think it's because their people were on computers. There wasn't all this like, you know, preservatives in our food, people were sitting at the dinner table talking, and she said, well, I was in the fitness industry for a long time, and what it was was just all,

all the noise of the diet industry is what has made us fat. Of like all the stuff of like, you need super nutrients and you need this and you need that. She's like, all it is is, you know, which I've kind of like realized you have to change your mindset to think like someone from like 1940.

Like, I'm hungry, I'm going to have this apple. I don't need to finish this apple or I don't want it. Like, you only eat when you're hungry and She said like hungry if you eat when you're hungry, you won't get you won't get fat if I don't know But she said like again if you if there's cake there and you want cake and you're craving cake You could have cake and then just stop when you're full of the cake, but like it's about Yes, it's important that you have healthy and good food, but it's really about these huge portions and eating when you're not and thinking in your head

Well, I can always diet later. That was it always saying I can diet having this like option of like I can diet in the future I'm gonna eat like I'm gonna eat bad right now and I'll be good tomorrow Instead of just going I'm gonna eat to satisfy my hunger and when that when I'm gonna eat bad right now, and I'll be good tomorrow. Instead of just going, I'm gonna eat to satisfy my hunger. And when I'm satisfied, that's it. And, or I'm not hungry right now, I'm gonna just not have dinner, like, because I'm not that hungry.

Or, you're sad to say. I always do that, but also I have a confession. I hate cake. I hate it. I hate it. My kids always ask for brownies at their birthday. They don't like cake either. I think it's very overrated.

They're like who started it? I don't know. I just think it's one of those things. Like let me cake. I just think it was because it's a pretty presentation that is why people have gotten so into cake. I can do a pie. I like a pie.

I think a pie is better than a cake too. I like a KeeLine pie. I love a coconut cream pie. I like that.. I think a pie is better than a cake too. I like a key lime pie. I love a coconut cream pie. I like that. But I just, if someone was just like, hey guys, who wants cake? Yeah. I just hate the word.

It's just spongy. And then everyone's like, do you want a piece of cake? And then you bite it and your mouth dries up because it's not moist enough. And then the word moist is involved. And I'm like, and it's just yeah it's buttercream uh get out of here I don't like it I don't like it I get triggered by the word cake and if like if people compare ass to cake I can get behind that no pun intended Um, well, thinking of cakes and wedding cakes.

Okay. For Lisa Jewdice, I mentioned on Tuesday show that there's a rumor that to Lisa Jewdice and her long time best friend, Dina, that Dina wasn't going to go to the wedding because, because the, their husbands were having an issue. Now they're saying that Dina, Manza, who is originally a housewife, not anymore, is skipping the wedding because it's being filmed. And I totally disagree. Of course it's going to be filmed.

And you don't need to be featured. You don't need to put on a mic as a guest. Taking from someone who has been to so many reality show parties, weddings, we were at Lance Bass's wedding, you and I both. I was filmed for E. If someone came up and was like, can I get a little, you could go, you know, you could say no.

You decided to release that, you could be dancing in the background. But like, did we sign a release for that? Probably, but it's not like I was at all featured. Like I was not featured at all because I wasn't walking a dog down the aisle like Lisa Vanerpump. I didn't give a speech.

I was singing. You tried. You looked great. We saw, I saw you try. You tried to be featured. What could I, I don't know if I've told this story. What? It's the one where we all sat down.

It was like, I'm trying to remember. It was like me and Reda and Fortune, Eliza. Trying to remember, it was like the comic section. We were like over here in the corner. We look over and you were just like in the stress leaned up against the pillar. I think you had a martini in your hand and you were just like, and I don't know.

We were like, it's how they're gonna sit down and you were just like, how get to it? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha but like all of like the afghan dogs and like, oh, it was such a pretty wedding though. I think we actually had to check our phones. That sounds familiar. Yeah, you had your attorney in your phone. You had to turn in your phones for that. But anyway. Yeah. But also how funny would that be?

She's like, like getting Mike to the wedding. You're like, hold on, put this under my dress. I want to get Taylor Mike for her wedding. Well, I think if that's actually true, and she goes, I'm not going to tend and Teresa's like, oh, because I don't wanna be Mike, I'd say, fuck you, Dina. Like, you've been my friend this long. You've already been on TV, you had a show after that.

Really? You're so like, can't be inconvenienced at for a moment. You might be featured on as my friend. So you're gonna skip my wedding. And of course I'm gonna fill my wedding. This is my livelihood. Yeah, when I called you garbage, I met you with garbage. These two guys are trying to compete

with your, you and Evan's hairdos. Franky Grande credits his former Thruple relationship. Franky Grande is Ariana's half brother. But he's his former throttle relationship. Frankie Grande is Ariana's half brother. But he's been on big brother. He's like you'd recognize him. Anyway, he's for laying the groundwork for his current

mayor. So he had a thrupal and he said the unusual arrangement fizzled out after just four months, but it taught Grande what he really wanted deep down. Mm. What, happiness? Do you?

Can I just see the hair real quick again? Yes. Yes, so Frankie, yes, this is evidentized hair in the upside down, the alternate world, like it's Frankie's trying this. Oh, it's... And the other one is doing the swoop. It's yeah, it's a lot, but you know, open marriage,

open relationship, tell me Heather, open relationship is different than a thruple. My parents were realtors to a thruple when I was about eight years old. Three gay guys, yeah. I knew it was, I knew it was, were they neighbors? Or they were, they were their clients. They would like flip houses.

Oh. And, um, and I remember, like, I knew what gay was and everything, you know, and so they was. She was a young ally, everyone. I just, the first ally. I remember this other gay couple that my mom represented. I reopened a closet and there was like all these like an abundance of like toilet papers and supplies

and like cleaning supplies and all this stuff. And I go, why do you have so much? And he goes, well, my friend, you know, it's just someone who overspends or something, meaning his partner's boyfriend is whatever. They couldn't be married back then. And I remember I was like, you mean your boyfriend, right? And he was like, because here's like,

this is like 1978 and I'm eight and I go to Catholic school and my mom's just like, yeah, whatever. So, and like, there was this thrupple. And then the two guys, I guess, came to my mom and said, like, we want you to find us another house. We did not, we're not, but I don't know if my mom knew. I don't think my mom knew, but she was just dealing with the two of them.

Their plan was to go off by themselves and leave the other one. So my mom finds them a house and they're like in Ascro on the house. And I guess it was in both their names or one of their names I don't know but you know like back then right they couldn't be married so my mom's like who's on the title who cares I don't care who lives there you know and the other one found out and had

and got really drunk and was leaving these voicemail messages for my parents about like what how awful they were. Oh no. That they had to be like dumb and then it got to the point where he was so drove something and my dad went over to help them and like it was so sad. But that was my first, you know, introduction to why thruples don't work. Thruples don't work.

I have a thruple story as well. Not involving me, but I had a friend of mine who, him and his partner at the time, they were together for like seven or eight years, like they were like unidim. And then, like right before the pandemic, the other one started seeing this other guy and then brought him into the house

and then the two of them kind of pushed him out and really screwed up his brain. And like, it was crazy. And the two of them, like, I guess they got married, ended up, I don't know where the hell they are. They used to go to my gym and they looked the same. They started turning into the same person. And then he like moved away, like,

Liz and Montana now, and I'm just like, God, it just sucks. I don't think it, yeah. Honestly, I think the only thrupple that has ever been successful in all of time is the three musketeers. Fair. I don't think anybody else has had a successful

thrupple. No, someone else has. Snap crackle and pop. Those guys have been together. Are staffs craftkillin pop the three musketeers who got jobs? Yeah, they're like, they think. But do they look like the three musketeers or is that a bad head?

The three musketeers look like three musketeers. Yeah, they're like, uh-huh. But then did the three musketeers start making popcorn, right? What? No, did they? Oh, staff, Rockle Popper, the Rice Krispies. Yeah, those are the little, Thrupplele elves, yeah.

Oh. They're all verse. Wait, what's the three guys that make like caramel popcorn and stuff? That's not three guys. Three of us get to this is the candy bar. Okay, so the candy bar, so they, okay, listen, unless you're making food, don't beat a thrupple.

Unless you have a huge food conglomerate that is gonna make you a lot of money. No, but it's true, even with friendships, even as girls, then when they were like, were they, they'd go there? The three hethers, when they're the hethers. The main girls, the plastics. When I was growing up and I'd have a good friend,

then we'd include another one, and then they blew me off her. It's, and even when I remember one time, my sister had with her kid, she said to a girl. She's like, oh, and she started these two women. She's like, oh, and let's also get so and so. Maybe the three girls can have a sleep over. And the one mom goes, you know what?

I don't think three Sims work. Wow. Even with girls. She knew. Even with girls, know what? I don't think three sims work. Wow. Even with girls. She knew. Even with girls, she goes, I don't, you know what? I think one on one play dates are better. Let's not. Because two will go off and I'm like,

and I remember seeing that as like a 20 year old and I was like, this mom is right. It's too hard, whether it's platonic or sexual or gay or straight or calmbo or whatever. It's the third, whether it's platonic or sexual or gay or straight or combo or whatever. It's the third wheel. That's the whole thing. It's like, say if you go to like a theme park, right? Exactly.

And it's like, how many of you guys have? We have three. You can't fit three in a bucket seat. So someone has to go ride with some stranger and then they're like, well, why don't I not get to ride with so and so? It's really weird. I mean, how many, I'm trying to think of what the girl's next door, when they're three of them? Yeah, yeah.

And look how that ended. Right, they, they, they, with Hugh Hefner, Bridget and Holly and, they ended up, you're like, yeah, they didn't really like, well, no, they didn't like Bridget, right? No, Bridget, I think it's just was fine. Yeah, Brid didn't really like well. No, they didn't like Bridget, right? No, Bridget I think it just was fine. Yeah, Bridget was fine.

And then it was fine and then Kendra was fine and they knew the assignment and they were fine. Holly was the alpha. Was the alpha and wanted to really marry him and then she was a latent life diagnosed person with autism. Holly was? So then she said that's why I couldn't get along with all the girls in the house

because like socially I didn't really know and then they would talk about me and all this other stuff. See? Thrupples never work. Unless you're a drag queen in Vegas like Derek Berry. Derek Berry is in a Thrupple in Vegas,

but that's Vegas. I feel like Vegas Thrupples would work. Right. Because everyone's just like, wow, maybe. Okay, this is kind of juicy. So real housewives of Beverly Hills, Erica J. There is this attorney, Ron Richards, who used to be on the case to help collect the money owed to all the victims.

He's no longer on the case, but he's obsessed with writing and following it and share and he's a great person to follow if you're into it. He posted a phone call that he had with Tom Gerardi from the Alzheimer's home and literally put it out on Twitter. Like Bill, get it and put it out on Twitter. And they were like, wait, are you allowed to do that? But I guess this doesn't count as broadcast date. I don't know. Yes it does. We should ask Elon Musk, oh wait, we'll ask Twitter.

Yeah, I don't know. And so. Can he get in trouble for that? I mean, I'm not really sure, but basically, definitely, I definitely, definitely, Tom seemed confused by the call, and he's trying to prove that he's talking to Erica, which to me it proved nothing,

because anybody that's in the stages of Alzheimer's, they don't know, they know the name Erica, they don't know if they talk to her that day, yesterday, or they're like, you know, remind me of who Erica is again, and then the next minute they they're talking to Erica. Like, it's, so, I thought that was weird. Then, he goes on to post that he's put in an offer for the passivity to home that is now in foreclosure,

and that he and his wife Lauren have offered $6.9 million for the house, and that, and then he writes this about it. Hold on, I'm he writes this about it. Hold on, I'm going to read this to you. Very strange. Since our offer will be part of any motion to approve, we are releasing it now, so you are aware that Lauren, his wife, and are attempting to purchase the pretty mess Erica James

House from the trustee. This is so our followers can see how the victim's money was spent and to get a piece of the decadence. We will also use it for a public form on the First Amendment activity, something Erica and her legal team strongly are against. They want secret hearings and trials, not public scrutiny. We will have her deposition there along with other players in the case. Ultimately, the property will be rehabbed and liquidated. After the estate proceeds are dispersed, we are hopeful there are no further delays

in selling this deteriorating asset that is having its equity eroded on a monthly basis. Let's finally make a deal full purchase agreement in Lincoln Bial. I don't know what he's trying to do. Yeah. He knows he's never gonna prevail because it will go for more than this

and he's getting great publicity from this and I'm talking about it. Or he will get it and then sit on it and hope to resell it and make a profit. The pretty mess writes right under there. She come. Eric says, oh, how are you going to do this? No, no, no, no, take it back. Take it back.

Take what back? How are you going to read it like Eric? Oh, come on now. Come on on now get into character. Thank you. Uh, how are you gonna do this museum? past the homeowners association? I think they like their privacy. Then they go back and forth people going back and forth. As I said on Tuesday show, she DMed his wife Lauren. Uh-huh. And she's like at your husband's obsessed with me. Why don't you get on all floors and take it up from take it up the ass from that monster you're married to that beast or whatever.

Beasts. So now there's like this three way conversation on DM's Instagram between Erica Jane, Lauren, Ron Richards wife and Ron Richards. And I think he is loving on this publicity, calling it our followers. And I think that he and his wife Lauren are going to start doing podcast YouTube, Patreon, whatever, all about housewives where they recap it, talk about it, break it down. They're gonna, that's the plan. Yeah.

Prediction, right? Yeah, stay in your own lane. Yes. And, but I kind of agree like it's, it's a little weird. It is very strange at this point How about this strange pairing Bradley Cooper who is looking very strange in this photo? Oh, I haven't seen a photo. I think he got filler sure or something. I think got under our filler Under our filler and cheek filler. Yeah Definitely he looks good. He still looks good. He is dating or something, I think you got under eye filler, under eye filler and cheek filler. Sheep's, yeah. Definitely.

He looks good. He still looks good. He is dating Huma Abedin, who Brandon, she's talking, I'm just doing a plain, give it a go. Huma Abedin, who was Anthony Weiner, politician Anthony Weiner's ex-wife, who worked for Hillary Clinton, and Anthony was DMing all

these girls. His Wiener. Underage girls, sending his Wiener on, and even I think you didn't know how DM worked on Twitter. He did it on Twitter. He also had a photo where he was sent a photo of himself, where he was aroused and his like four year old was like, glying next to him. Yeah. I don't know that. I don't know that. I don't really don't think the four year old was.

No, no, no, no, no. I think that he was just such a lazy fuck that he was like on his phone and like sexting some. Yeah, he was called a creepy loser. Yeah. That's what that is. So they got divorced. And now she was introduced to Bradley Cooper from Anna

Windtore. Which is so crazy because I saw that I don't remember her name. And it was like trending. It was all over the place. And I was like, who the hell? And I couldn't get on my phone because jury duty. And yeah. So I saw like, I was like, who is this person And I couldn't get on my phone because jury duty. And yeah, so I saw like, I was like, who is this person?

So now it all makes sense. I was like, who is this? What is she? Let me see how she's looking. Yeah, she looks great. I mean, it's very, she's pretty, but like. It's very cluny-esque. Right.

To like, yeah, I mean, they probably have something, they probably are getting along and having great conversations. Yeah. This was this other story I touched on briefly. There's this guy who was on General Hospital and he's no longer on it, but he was on for a really long time

and he was married to his wife since 1999 and they have like an 18 year old, like a 12 year old and like a four year old and she's a fitness person and she's gorgeous. She announced, he announced that they're getting divorced because she is expecting her not their fourth child with someone else. I remember we talked about this on one of the episodes

I was on. And it was like, she was like, wait, he's leaving me and I'm pregnant but it turns out she cheated on him with somebody and got pregnant and tried to pass it off as his. So they're getting divorced and there's no prenup and he now is saying all the property that I've ever attained is mine. Yeah.

I disagree, they've been married since 1999. Oh, right, no, I was like, that wasn't me going, I'm like, good luck. Yeah, she's got to split that up. The pre-naps only work when you have so much money to go into it and you really spell it out. And then it can also, sometimes you want the pre-nap as the person that does it out of the money because it's like a guarantee of like,

each of you stay with me, you get an extra two million. So you're like, it's almost like a job. No, this is just a man who has been humiliated and scorned. It's gotten out that his wife tried to pass the saw. I mean, it's a soap opera storyline. All right. I saw this. I thought it was very interesting.

I do not know who these people are, but they have 18 million followers on YouTube. They're called the ACE family. They're extremely attractive. Husband and wife, a dog and three, two little girls and a cute little boy. And I guess they just do like prank videos and they're in love and they're cute and they're young and whatever.

They just said that they are going to stop doing all this at the end of 2022 and go travel. But before then, they really wanted to meet their fans one last time. So they created their own version of Coachella. And they called it the Ace Family Festival, out in Lancaster. And they had all these like carnival rides and food. And tickets were you had to buy like a group of four for like 499

499 dollars. Yeah, or like two for two six years I one youtuber went and said I could buy a single ticket at the door even though they said you couldn't and it was $121 and then the line to meet the family was two hours long, and people were like so hot, and the bottles of water were $3, which isn't really that much, but I think it would be more Disneyland, but they were like, the Lancaster's really hot,

and they were like pouring waters on the kids, while they waited in line to meet these other, this other couple that just has kids. And then they, so I went and I was like, I just don't get, I don't begrudge them for amassing this following and working their asses off and being a cute family and love. But I'm just like, you can't just...

Who are these families that are also over with another family? It's just kind of different. Like everyone's always like, liked a Disney star or liked a Katy Perry, but like a whole family that goes to see a whole other family that's like married with kids. Like just go to the park like a normal person. Just be like, oh, we're gonna have a picnic with the neighbors. Like we don't need to create a fire festival around them. So it was like

like so they so the comments, the positive comments where they were very gracious But it was so hot outside that they decided to move it to like a pavilion and she's like we've got the police here We have SWAT team here. I'm like, I don't know the team was there so Listen if the people are gonna pay the tickets. They're gonna pay the tickets. Do you know how I'm obsessed with? I'm obsessed with a family This family no a family the sharp family singers. Do you know how I'm obsessed with? I'm obsessed with a family. This family? No, a family. The Sharp Family Singers. Do you know who they are?

Uh, it's a group. It's a family. Is it a YouTuber? They're like on YouTube and they're also like on TikTok. It's a mom and a dad who met while they were performing in Les Misarab together on Broadway. Okay. They have a daughter who was on like last season

of American Idol. I don't know if she was on it, but I think she auditioned. Oh, God. So they have like young adult kids. They have two twins and they have a like a teenage boy and they do musicals and they act them out. So it's like the partridge family.

Yes. Yes. And they're just so cute and they, but a little weird. They're like the right amount of off because you're like what? But at the same time, you appreciate that they're just so cute. And they, but a little weird, they're like the right amount of off, because you're like, what, but at the same time, you appreciate that they're talented.

They have a hustle, but they're all in it together. They've opened for like, they've sung the national anthem as a family. They're very occupant. They've done like, we don't talk about Bruno on YouTube. That's a family that I could get behind. I love the, I love the Sharp Family singers. I don't know, I don't know this like Coach Shella. If like my family was like, Hey guys, we're going to do a Coach. I mean, here's the thing.

Like my my church, every Halloween, they get those carnival rides to come. Uh-huh. And they set up of everything. So I'm like, this isn't like the worst idea. You probably found a big area in Lancaster. It's like, Hey, I'm bringing a carnival to you. I think I need to take its prices or a little steep, but if that's what people are willing to pay and people are like, oh, we're came from Riverside, we came to, I mean, it's good, clean, family fun. It wasn't, you know, I just, but now you say this

and you said, you're obsessed with the family and I remember the Parchant family that was the scripted Joe. Like, I guess it's not, you know, there's all these reality shows about families and they made their own, I guess it's not that weird. I guess as long as they're like wholesome and like giving like a good role model to their kids and they can get behind, you know, their values and whatever. Like I wish I could rent out a carnival and but at the same time I don't want that on me if like,

you know, the Ferris wheelbrains. Right right I see a lot of my feeling but I'm sure buying the tickets you sign a thing yeah just like when we if someone dies on one of those rides it's not our church's fault that hired the company it's the company that's whatever I don't trust a parking lot zipper remember those things that like just we we totally have those at our church. Terrifying. Okay. Honey, speaking of a family, is Honey Boo Boo is older now, and she has a boyfriend, and she's got the big black lashes, and her sisters have multiple kids. The mom secretly just got married. She's a big mess. Anyway, I follow Honey Boo Boo.

What do you mean? She's a skinny mess now. Hmm, she's getting up there again. Okay. Anyway, I follow Honey Boo Boo, and she you mean? She's a skinny mess now. Mm, she's getting up there again. Okay. Anyway, I follow Honey Boo Boo and she filmed her meet in Greek yesterday. That's some opening of a burger place. Where? Was it at Erbsburger in West Hollywood?

Yes! No, it was not. Oh my God. Is that not it? That's LA, right? Yes, that's right outside the pantages. Okay, so that's on Hollywood. There's a birthplace that just opened,

herbs which is famous, and they just moved to a different location. So I was like, if honey Boo Boo was in my neighborhood, I would have totally gone down there. But okay, so you would have, okay, like, I would have gone. Anyway, people were like cheering, and they brought all their baby carriages,

and I was like, well, they still got it, you know. I think that's good for her too, especially like being in like, yeah. Like, she was so young, she wouldn't she own toddlers and tiaras or so. Yes. So I think, and like her family's been in the spotlight, she was on dancing with the stars. Yeah. Or for kids or whatever. So it's like, she's staying out of trouble. Well, on my last thing, I'm gonna talk about 90 day fiance, which I don't really cover anymore, but the original people, Angela and Michael,

this is the back of Angela. Okay. She fell in love with this Nigerian guy named Michael. And she brought Michael. And people found out she'd been on numerous Moripo viches. He's not the father, I'm not the father. For like her daughter's, boyfriends and stuff. Oh, her daughter went to prison for, you know,

sexual assault of like 15 year old boy or something like that. I don't know. So they continued on the show. She was always yelling at Michael. She always thinks she's cheating. She got all this plastic surgery. She got much thinner. She got new teeth.

Anyway, she was on an airplane just bitching like who are these people that go on airplanes and be like You're not the boss of me. Don't touch me. I'm gonna sue you. No, you're not. I know. It's you're fucking not You're never going to prevail like just just shut up. If it's really that bad, leave. You being calm, you will get a much bigger settlement than like yelling at the thing. Like if they're really treating you badly, leave and file a lawsuit. But like do not freak out day up. Know that you're you're getting off the plane or just shut up. And not a problem? This is why these people are ruining alcohol on planes because they go to the bar on their layover or whatever and start drinking these.

Like airport pours are strong. Like it's like, oh, you want a 90 ounce Vodka soda? Sure, okay, and then drink it, and then they get on these planes and start spewing every, like that's, I mean, I, I, If you're really drunk, they won't let you on the plane. That's true. Or they'll take you off or they'll take you off down. And like, what are you looking at?

Man, what a damn, what a damn. Like, um, no, I think, I think flight attendants need to start carrying tasers. Not a taser because I don't know how that would work in like the air but like something that's like a little poke just a little you know enough it's I get it don't touch me I'm gonna and like full on fighting and brawls I'm telling you duck tape in your carry on Justin we are gonna wrap this up I don't really know

there's anything I like care to talk to you about. What about Jake Decker and the shower? Oh wait, let's finish on that. How did I forget about that? Tell us about that. What? Jake Decker, what does he do? Jake Decker, what's in he, I don't know. He's hot. He was a, he was a what?

It's Eric Decker and he didn't NFL player. Is it Jake Decker or Eric Decker? Eric. It's Eric, I said Jake. It's Eric Tecker. Eric. It's Eric. I said Jake. It's Eric Tecker. I don't know. And what?

And what? And what? And what? And what? And what? And what? And what? And what?

And what? And what? And what? And what? And what? And what? And what? And what? And what? And what? And what? posted or maybe he did and he's the greatest prankster. He's a bigger, he's a bigger thirst trap than his parents, but yeah, without Eric knowing,

he took a photo of himself posted up to Eric's Instagram. And Eric is in the back taking a shower. You don't see dickage, but you do see the most perfect body, the best bubble blood. Oh, so I know. I hear, okay. And the little kid's face like, he's like, look, is this,

yeah, I wanna see my dad. Like, it's kind of, it's borderline creepy. I don't think he knew his dad was in the photo. I think he was just obsessed with himself. Nope. I think dad told him, hey, take a picture, dad. I just, I just got a really bad prediction.

What? Oh no. Hold on, the third eye is moving. I think some thirsty moms are going to try it. You know how thirsty moms are like, yeah, this is my body after three kids. You know, yeah, I have a stretch mark. Yeah. I have a stretch mark.

Kim Kardashian recently said, I don't like my hands, but then I thought These are the hands that have fed babies and done it. I did that exact same thing I did it post when I was so annoyed that Rachel Hollis got all this love by saying this is my body and she looked great in a Piquini and she's like, but this is my stretch mark from carrying three kids whatever and I'm like Well, these are my hands and no one make fun of them because they've written books and they've given bottles to babies

because I didn't breastfeed. And it's that same. And like maybe half the people got that I was poking a fun at like thirst trap compliment or whatever. And the other half were like, no, your hands are not that bad. Okay, so anyway, I think moms are now going,

I think moms are now gonna be like doing a video and acting like they accidentally posted it or something where they look really good in the back or like, oh man, like what? Stop! Nathan put the phone down. Yeah. Stacy, turn the fan on high. Get Monty's hair. What stop Nathan put the phone down Yeah, Stacy turn the fan on high get money's hair

There are seriously moms that are so obsessed with themselves They've taken photos of themselves and there's like dirty laundry in them back and like you kid in the diaper And they still post it because that was the best angle for their abs. Yeah, this is this is my prediction. Yes That was the best angle for their abs. Yeah, this is my prediction. Yes. Thirsty Dilfs, it's time. I feel like there, I think there's a lot of thirsty. Thirsty Dilfs, well, there is Dilfs of Disneyland, which I follow on Instagram, which is really fun.

So it's just someone who goes around they submit pictures of like hot dads pushing strollers. Right. Thirsty Dilfs, I think this was like, you know, hey, whatever his son's name is, it's like, hey, get dad's phone and the little kid and it was left on photo like he hit photo Got in the shower and little kid was like, oh, look the camera's on and he was like, yes, it's all going according to plan and his ass is out. Because I mean, as someone who has Googled Eric Decker nude, it's not out there.

We're ready. I'm ready to see it. Oh, it's out there. Well, the butt is. Like, but I mean, that's what you said in the beginning. You're like, there was no dickage in it, but I'm like, yeah. The day is young.

Come on kid, get the camera again. My point is, but also kid get out of the frame. Like, right. Reverse the camera that my point is is I've always said I'm jealous of influencers that exploit their cute children for likes and make a whole career out of them. No. Do the trick where you where you exploit your own self but you act like it was a mistake on your child's part. Yes. And then you're like, huh? Candles are yours. So they can work to feed up. True.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Whoever which it took to these, one was from the ceiling. I'm like, really? Mm-hmm. The snores spider woman with a fudge. Yes. Just crawling up a wall like a possessed river ghost.

But I'm ready for that. I'm ready for kids to exploit their parents. I also love that Kim knows that like North is where it's like just like Kim was favorite for so long right now. North is a favorite because it's like everyone's like she's fucking cool as shit. Yeah. North like Kim is afraid of her own daughter. Kim is afraid of North.

Yeah. Kim holds our North holds the power. It's amazing. Like like North will be like shut up mom and she's like, no. Yeah. My daughter's right. I talked too much.

No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not.

No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. Yes, I love that one. And he will send people to the cornfield. He erases her mouth and all that stuff.

Because it doesn't want her to talk. Yeah, they're just like, we love having Kelly Beans for dinner. Like, her is my favorite. The black jelly beans, I love them so much. And then this teacher shows up because she accidentally hit his bike or something, they bring them and they all think he's going to kill the teacher. But he's like being nice to her.

And she's like, well, wouldn't it be nice to have something other than candy for dinner? And the whole family was like, and he goes, yeah, I think it would be and they're like, oh, okay. Like, there's show. That's the black mirror episode we need. We need to mesh. Yes. Keeping up with the garages.

We're back to our last show. Yes. We love you, North, North. Yes, we love you North, North. Everything, you look so wonderful today. Out. And then North is like, it's the twins first birthday. And they're like, the twins are missing. The Pete Davidson twins are missing.

They just appear on a milk carton. Oh, God. And wherever you guys go to Heathertall.net and check out if you can make it at my New York show, October 15th. And I'm going to have more shows coming. Justin will be joining me on some. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Hopefully I'll be, I keep saying I'm going to announce it, but it's just been really hard to nail down these things, but they're coming, they're coming this fall, and there'll be several of them, and they will be live juicy scoops with, like, you know, a little bit of everything, stories, improv, guests, audience participation, it's going to be very fun.

So if you saw either of us last year, it will not, it will be a completely different show. Love you. Bye. So if you saw either of us last year, it will be a completely different show. Yep. Love you. Bye.