Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Fortune Feimster on RHOC, VPR, Britney and Playboys

Episode Date: September 5, 2023

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Juicy Scoop. Hello and welcome! Juicy Scoop! Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. I have one of your favorites. Fortune, Feamster, always a delight. Always a good time. My former office wife, Yeah. Comedy partner.

Mm-hmm. We spent three years together in an office. We did. Where you tried to make me straight. I brought kidding. I got you though to understand what your C-Scoop is. You did. There were a couple times where you would all of a sudden,

be like, you know what? And I'd be like, I could not believe you held that C-Scoop for so long. Do not understand that that was extremely interesting to me. I never knew when you would like want to know something. And you're like, I want to know everything. And I was like, oh, okay. So I had to start trying to get little tidbits for you.

Oh my God. I think, I think you've improved, but you're still a nice person. Well, you always even back then would be like, did you hear about this pup, whatever pup, what do they, I'm like, no. But you would tell me. And so you kinda got early day,

juicy scoop practice. I think it was always my, just as a young child, I looked back at my childhood with my mom and my mom was like the first one, tell me things, inappropriate things. Well, I remember being so little and I mean like mentioning this kid named Johnny and my mom being like oh

I cannot believe I can't this is so bad But she told me we're not in high school that the dad cheated all the time. Oh, yeah And the mom had no idea and to this day like I saw the mom at like Christmas Eve mass Recently when they're still together. I know. I think they haven't actually got that. Okay. But that's all I can ever, as she's coming back from communion, that's all I can think of

is hearing my mom's being like, she's the only one that doesn't know. You're like, I'm 16 and I know about your marriage. That does seem weird. It's very inappropriate. But then I think maybe I wouldn't be here today without my mother. God bless you mom. We have a lot of fun things to talk about. But you've had some exciting things happen in your life, not just your new podcast, yes, some, which we'll also get into. Okay. And your tour. But you also recently started watching some old reality shows. Thanks to you. You're welcome. Yeah.

And I know people are saying they're sick of Vanderpump rules talk. Right. But you have been watching the old one. So I wanted to get just your perspective briefly. Yeah. Last night was Lawless birthday and they filmed. Oh.

Have you ever filmed, and this is at a Bert Lesk show at this place called Bath tub gin on Melrose. Very close to ground links. Is it fun? So fun. I love a burl. Is it fun? So fun. I love a briless show. Okay, really fun.

Okay. And I think we should do a night there. Okay. Because some people came and they dressed like in 20s out there. Yeah, Lala's dress. Whoa. I mean, so good. Come on.

I met Lala in New York. She was really nice. I had never met her before. Yeah, she's great. And I think that all three girls are great. The host was great. And look into it, because I think it's two shows or a setting a night.

So ours was from eight to 10. But then there's a DJ. And it's very intimate. And so you could have a fun, it's a good place for a small birthday. I love that. Yeah. This is the host right here in the tail. Yeah, he was like a comedic host.

Okay. Fernando or something was his name and then all these three women are like, and they all kind of did like a different thing and their bodies were so sexy and banging. That's great. I mean, it was just, it was lovely. Were you asking me if I've ever been,

have filmed a part of a reality show? So I went and I knew they were gonna be filming, but honestly, when I heard it was a burlask show, I thought it was like, what was that other place? Boots and billows. Oh, yeah. Back in the day. I thought it was like a much bigger thing.

And like, maybe they'd be in our section when they could go sit over there and whatever. And be in the corner. No, it's very small. So now I'm like, you're all your reactions being filmed. And then I ordered food and there was cameras right on me because there was like a happening, an important conversation happening

between two of the main characters. But I still was sitting there, but I knew not to be in part of it. Right. But I was just going off on myself and then I talked to my friend Logan and I'm like, why am I eating like this? It's gonna be on air in like six months and I'm just gonna be going off on myself and then I talked to my friend Logan. And I'm like, why am I eating like this? It's gonna be on air in like six months

and I'm just gonna be going off on this chicken Caesar because. Oh girl, I don't want to be filmed eating ever. I ever, I mean, it's not pretty, but yeah, I would be like trying to take little bites and then I was washing. So like we were having conversations but I was constantly like, they're all miked, I'm not.

Right. And then I also was like, they're all miked, I'm not. Right. You know, and then I also was like, oh my God, it's a no jokingly say to Logan, who he's, you would recognize him. He's like, I know he is. Well, because, we'll get that. Yeah, I don't want to interrupt. Tall Logan, there's two Logan.

But there's tall Logan. That's how I was on your show. It's been a minute, because I've been on tour. Yeah. I didn't know anything about Vanderpump. Okay. And then after your show, I went, I got wrapped up in the drama.

And I now know who everybody is. Okay, so he was like, so I'm like, do you imagine if all of a sudden, while they're filming this like an important scene that's like obviously talking about whatever's going, it's been happening for the last five months, which I don't know, you know? And then I'm just like,

hi, wait, I wanted to ask you, Shita, what's Summer doing for school next year? Like, I mean, I mean, I was very good. I think the producers were happy. I stood out of it. I shoveled my salad. Why an important conversation was happening. The girls came around and danced.

And I was like, and you love a camera. You do love a camera moment, maybe not as much. It's weird when it's a reality thing, and you're not in it. Yeah. Then it is a weird thing to be like a party guest on a reality show. And it's a few times that I've been in that situation

that I was like, never again, because people were like, oh my God, Heather in a reality show, it's like, where is Waldo? Like, she is at a party just trying to get a free app. And I totally agree. I was like, this is like kind of getting weird and cheesy. Yeah.

But I went last night because it was her birthday. Right. But who knows if this scene will even be shared. Lengen Amber now, if it's even gonna make the cutting room, I'm gonna probably barely be in it. Right. And, but she had a good time. But yeah, but the people, Lala was there and Tom Schwartz came with his new blonde hair.

With his very blonde hair. But in person, it looks cute. Really? Because in the, on the pictures I've seen, it looks jarring. The pictures, it doesn't look good, but in person, it's kind of messy and you kind of rocked it. Okay. James was there.

Yep. And he's all grown up. He's three. And he's face is. Okay. James was there. Yep. And Saul grown up. He's three. And he's face is really good. Really? Yeah. He's like looks, you know how he used to be like real skinny? Well, because we always forget.

He was like 21 when he started the show. Like that's a baby. Yeah. So anyway, it was, he's now a man. He's now a full grown man. Allie's there who's like totally nice. Really? Everyone says nice things.

Ali's like a Brittany. When Brittany got in, because you've been watching old ones with Jack, literally no one ever had anything mean to say about Brittany. I feel the same way that she's just like a happy girl. That's awesome. Happy to be there. And you need that energy around people that, you know, they know what they're doing. They know that people want the drama. So right now they're in the zone right So do you have any questions? Well, I was gonna mention you and I both went to Lance Bass's wedding back Yeah, and they filmed it and I remember us we were posted up

How they're like a beautiful red gown on posted up on the Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha So we all had to bring air a game You remember yes, yeah these beautiful girls like walk as that was being filmed They had a reality show about their wedding, right? Yeah, but I just I always remember I was like shoveling a slider Into my mouth and I look over and you were posted up I think I was way more conscious of it back now now. I'm just like, listen, people are gonna be like, what's this old loser doing hanging out with these people? And I'm like, I'm friends with Lala, and it was her birthday. And so, how did you might see me in a glimpse,

or you might not, but go to this place, because this place is fun, and these girls are talented. How did you and Lala become friends? Just like, I just had her on my show once and then we just like hit it off and then there was like other things and then she like, then she like invited me to social thing and then actually I really liked Randall. Oh, okay. Like I really thought they were so funny together. So then like I was going to the engagement party and then I was about to go to the wedding

and then and now we're like friends It actually like talking the phone and you know, like real real friends. Yeah, yeah, I so I watched the currents Yeah, the latest season after we I was here and the whole scan of all things happening I go I need to know what everyone's talking about so when watch that got hooked and went back To see started right beginning So I haven't gotten to the Randall seasons yet. Oh, okay I'm still there a lot. That's a lot of content and what what are you feeling when you look at the old ones like oh right now I'm at the place where she's talking about him. Okay, but he's not on the show yet because she can't she trying to keep it like

Yeah, I'm at that part of it. It is interesting knowing what you know now. Yes. I kind of think it was because there's a lot of like, we're remember when you did this. Right. But and I could be like, yeah, I do because I'm literally watching that. At the same time as this, it actually was kind of helpful. Yeah, I think that's what's hard. It's like, I mean, imagine if like everything you did. It was from like years ago. And you're like, yeah, I can't was a mistake. I can't remember what I said to people too

least. Yeah, Jack's like, remember this thing? Like, I don't know what you're talking about. So yeah, that would be jarring to be on a show like this. Um, I wanted to tell you, there's a class action suit happening. Uh-oh. With Burger King. Oh, no, a bunch of people got together as soon Burger King because The photo of this burger you can see in this photo that the patty is Spilling it's bigger. It's bigger than the bun. Yeah, and people got the burger and the and the burger wasn't bigger than the butter. Are you kidding me? So they are suing.

They are, so people make a living as food photographers. They're a whole job is to make whatever crafty we look amazing. And because the whole point is to make you want to come in and get it, but no one's normally people weren't like, oh no, this burger looks different. No. Do you think that tomatoes are that red in real life? No. No one's normally people weren't like, oh no, this burger looks different. No. Do you think that tomatoes are that red? In real life?

No. And that they're that big. Or the leafy lettuce, it's like, but it's just one attorney shot. And it was like found enough people to say, yeah, it ruined my day. But do you think that that will hold up in court? Who knows?

I mean, what if it's a class action? You're like, okay, here's your dollar 35 back or whatever, $2. Like you should only be entitled to the fact that you bought the one bird. Like it didn't, I mean, it wouldn't make more sense if you were like, oh, I got heart disease because I ate too many of these.

That, okay, maybe that's- I'm just wondering like the whole thing of like, I had PTSD. Every time I go through a drive-through, I think I'm not gonna get what I saw in my head. It ruined my day. It was my daughter's birthday, and she was looking forward to having that burger.

So she'll never get, we're sweet 16 back. And that's emotional distress. Yes, so it's $150,000. Oh you know, it's a hundred and fifty thousand dollars. Oh my gosh But normally on these class action things don't because there's more people involved Everyone gets like ten dollars. That's what I'm saying you're gonna get like Yeah, I think I we've been part of what something oh really. I just were getting like some check for like seven dollars When they realize when she'll wipe her situation. Yeah, like there were, yeah, it was something like on my car. Yeah.

Or something and you're like, what? I never paid attention to that stuff. Real house size of OC. Look at all the yellow in the picture. You are watching it and I just want to tell, get your opinion because I've shared mine. Well, I said on juicy scoop a while ago, I wanted Tamra back and I think it was a good move.

Yeah, totally. You need these OGs. Even if you don't agree with their, whatever, if they annoy you or whatever, you watch because of that. Right. You watch to see the difference of opinions, the crazy, the drama, the whatever.

I, they needed her, she's back. And she knows how to do it. She knows how to do it. Now I'm not caught up, I don't think, on the latest. Well the latest stuff is really the only thing that's, I think, juicy that's happening. Yeah. And kind of funny because I think Shannon,

Tor is kind of funny. So Shannon has this boyfriend. Oh yeah. She always calls John Janssen. Now they're broken up, right? But they're hanging out kind of while we're watching it. The episodes are together. Yeah.

Then that has been funny. Yeah, she's freaking out because everyone's filling the tea. Well, she's part of the rumors about herself. I know. That's the part that's killing me. I just want to say she's that classic girl. And I remember this so much because we come for a generation where we really do talk on the phone that's killing you. I just want to say she's that classic girl. And I remember this so much because we come for a generation where we really do talk on the phone, right?

So you'd have a girlfriend that would like talk about her, her husband or her boyfriend or whatever, and call you and just trauma dump on you and go fortune. This is between us. This is where to go. I do not tell Jenny Susie and Mary. And you do not tell. Probably three people Mary. And you tell her to not tell. Probably three people.

No, but this is what I would hate. Okay, tell me if this has ever happened to you. Okay. You do keep the confidence, okay. I get some juicy stuff, but you say, I'm not gonna share. Meanwhile, the shadow of a door in the story is going to tell everyone. Going to the five women that she said don't don't share this

Don't share this so net and then three months later you realize wait a minute We all could have been talking about this. Yeah, but we all kept it So it's like that is exactly what happened she went and she can fight in each person because she likes to have the attention on her Yeah, and I think she likes to exaggerate even the arguments that she might have with her man for attention. I think she does like a sympathy call. Yes. I think that she also does it, you know, after late night or whatever.

Or importantly, which does it which is drunk and of drinking. And that is why I suggest you get better help. Get better help is a therapist. But no, it's true. It's like, this is why sometimes you shouldn't share about your relationship with your friend group, whether you're on a reality show or not. I mean, I agree because the problem is

if you are in a friend group and everyone's gonna hang out, like when things are good, you want to all go to dinner, have a good time, and not have some weird tension in the room because they know that at one point your partner, you and the partner got to fight, and they were digging, so that's a mean to you or whatever.

That's just a part of relationships. But as soon as you start telling everybody, all your dirty laundry about it, then they're like, well, I don't know how I feel about this guy, so you can't enjoy your sliders. And think about it. You're telling your friend because you are hurting and you want sympathy. But then when everything is better, and then someone's, and then you're like, well, you're guys not that great.

Well, you're like, I know, but you told me about all these all the things. And so it happens in real life. And that's why I like that it's actually happening on the reality show because it's not like a fabricated thing. Like she started, she spread the rumors about herself and then they all talked about it because they were concerned.

And poor John Jansen is like, well, I didn't know our relationship was even that bad. It has been pretty great to watch, because it's just flipping out. Yeah, don't do it, nobody, no, don't do anything. John Jansen and I have relationship that we have fights that are completely normal, but that paralyze me.

You're like, what? You're just normal. That's cool. And then she's like, it's fine. I've lost my relationship for three years. It's fine. It's out there now. Take this mic off. It's out there.

And I also like that they are like breaking the fourth wall. Yeah. I love that. This is the end of my relationship. But it's fine. It's fine. I'll be alone. My twins are going away to college.

I'll be by myself and John Janssen will go off on his boat. But it's fine. Thanks for saying it. Well, I mean, it is a lesson. and help me buy myself in John Janssen we'll go off on his boat but it's fine. Thanks for saying it. Okay. Well, I mean, it is a lesson of like, especially in that friend group, you cannot. I think I don't know what it's like. You tell them things you don't want people to talk about. I don't know if I told this or not.

I'd be upset at it. I don't know. But like she, we like what we're hanging out, I went on the boat like last 4th July. And I, you know, and like I said, and I think he is into her, he's never said anything mean. He seems really nice. It says compliments. He's sweet. And they're still hanging out. Yeah. But she did tell me the story. Oh, no. That was kind of fine. I don't even think, but I don't think it's bad story.

Okay. Okay. I'm saying it's dramatic, Shannon stuff. Yeah. She, so we're walking to the little boat. We go to have dinner, walk to the little boat. And I'm just like, oh, you know, like everything's great. And she's like, well, it's not great. Because I almost drowned on this boat and he didn't care. I go, wait, what? And you know how she's always like the little skipper? Or whatever, like she helps.

Like she's the real again or whatever. She's like, I don't know vote. I grew up. So something happened. And I guess it was dark at night. And somehow she fell. That is scary. According to her, she fell in the boat.

Yeah, fell in the water. OK. And he just said, you know what you always was wearing like a blazer and like those e-sailor hot like like fire impures. So she fell in the water. And then she was like, but he didn't save me. And Iont like, like, Vladimir Pshurth. So she fell in the water and then she was like, but he didn't save me and I'm like, boy, what should she get out of the water?

Somebody helped her, she got out. I mean, I think the boat was docked. He's like, you okay. I think that's what she was trying to relay, but the more I pressed, the more it was that it was like, he was on the other side or he didn't see. As someone else.

Somebody helped her. Yeah. You know, but that's what I say where I feel like it's a little I'm like she just kind of she's just perfect for reality. Oh, she's really. So perfect because I just we gotta keep it spicy on there, you know, I know I was reward. Yeah, you want to see them being dramatic. You want to see these these like hiccups between them. Do you think Heather DeBro, it was important that Heather DeBro got a small $14 million per person so she'd be available to do it under five. Five and under.

Oh, it's the timing sex strike. Well, listen, that house that they built was amazing. That house is incredible, but it's ginormous. And they do have a big family, but isn't half the family like, aren't they college kids now? Well, two are in college, but she keeps going, you know, half are gone and the other half are over. And I'm like, you're gonna get kids 11, like.

Right. That's not almost gone. We're empty nesters now. I mean, if I be, if I be a kid, I'd be like, I'm 11, mom, like, I'm still gonna be here a minute, but I think, you know, she's just, that's because they sold that house, right?

The big one. Yeah, because they got such an incredible, incredible apartment. I mean, the house is gorgeous and like, yeah, like who, like, live there and enjoy it, but if someone's offering you whatever it was, $55 million or something. I'm sure you like me.

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Did you post up? Ha ha ha ha. Well, Tamara like fell off this. Oh no. Off the, what do you post up? Tamara like fell off this uh, oh no off the What do you call it the um they did like a like a bowl thing? Riding bowl riding bowl. Yeah, yeah, I've also fall stuff for one of those and so cheap, you know, they did it Cuz it's good for TV and um at the groundbreaking. Yeah And we're gonna break ground her mansion. And also, let's ride a mechanical ball. And so, in my Peter's there.

Okay. And some, I think Peter says, get it. Get on there, Heather, and he meant me. But then, so that, like, it's like, they edited it. So it's like him, like, kind of being flirty with, like, and then, so she hurts a wrist she falls off Oh no, and it's y'all's fall Yeah, and so then she's like I'm like and I go to get her eyes

Okay, give me the eyes and I'm like you know like leaning and then like the producers like Get out of your shot out of the shot and I was like oh my god Let me just go like Eat my food in the corner. They're like, we're gonna have the ice come in. Can it ghost bring this ice? Can we get a ghost on set to bring in this ice? I just appears on her wrist.

Anyway, this is like one of those shows that I'll never stop watching. I know, it is COG. This Beverly Hills fan and pump I'll never stop watching. I know, it is COG. This Beverly Hills fan and pump I'll never stop watching. The OC is the OG. I don't know. I mean, I'm not gonna lie.

I know people have mixed feelings about Vicki. I enjoy it when she pops in. Oh, absolutely. And I say bring her back to. What do you think about, I also think like, I never remember the olden days of OC of them doing all shots all the time. Oh yeah. Like Havasu, hello. Remember like Havasu days?

I mean, it just feels like there's more like, I never do shots. They were like, so they were like the party crew and then Beverly Hills in New York kind of took it into the more sophisticated. Okay. Like they had money but like Vicki was partying on like Havasu. I love it. They show the crowd out. The Kreg, the Keg stand. Oh yes. And her son's house. She likes to get down. And then when the three of them get together, these chase me. They like to drink and now I think it's a live show or something. Yeah, they do that. Tickayla. I want V I think it's a live show or something. Yeah, they did that tequila I want Vicky back some people Might agree or disagree. I have to say so they they do

So they did a little live show and I saw a clip of it. Yeah, and they wear Telly Shannon by sister to take laughing I'm just explaining it like very matter-facil. They do like a live show like a theme for whatever. And they call themselves the Trace Amigos, but they wear these little like Mariyachi outfits, but then they got in trouble because it's like appropriation. And she by sister just starts laughing so hard.

It's like, wait, I'm like, yes, 55-year-old women wore Mariyachi outfits. And then people were like, you can't wear those. Who's like, it's just so. Like, who are these people? They don't need to wear Mariachi outfits. Who is it feel like? So then they swear cute outfit.

But it's basically the outfits from the movie. The three of me goes from like 35 years old. Right, right. But then they do a song, then they change the words to the same, to the, you know, anyway, you'll recognize a song. It's like, we're here to whoop it up. We know what you got.

Oh, yeah. We're the Trays, me, guys. And they're like, that's what it got. I could watch it. Yeah, San Francisco. I could watch that over and over. Like, and then they're like, we're going to whoop it up. Yeah.

We're the Trace, megas. And now I cannot listen to that song without thinking of the Trace of Megas. It's catchy. I think it's all good. I think it's entertaining. And just like that, did you watch it? I did.

And what are your general thoughts? Well, the first season of this was jarring right because we all Like we're obsessed with the original yeah, and kind of we're in like in shock of like What happened to our beloved show and who are all these people and what why are they doing that? This person's insane. Right, there's still a lot of plot holes, right? But I think the second season, we kind of accepted. Yes, this is what it is.

And you could kind of appreciate it for what it is. Now, I always thought it was like, why is Carrie moving back into her old apartment? She's very rich, right? Yes. And it looks like, why is Carrie moving back into her old apartment? She's very rich, right? Yes. And it looks like a dorm room. She's like fashionable, rich, in a, like, it looks like IKEA furniture and some of the things. Yeah.

That, that, I mean, key was rich and he died. So she must be worth like 50 million dollars. And she had her own money. Ponds of money. So that part was like what and then Miranda is just like was falling apart in front of our eyes and she was like the most put together the most intelligent and now she's like bumsling and she's so risky and just bumping into things she's they kind of redeemed her I think she went from being a Harvard graduate who is a part of law for to being an intern who is nervous

and living on someone's couch. Yeah. Like she literally went from, like, I mean, she was the voice of reason, right? But I just think as people get older, why not show the benefits of it? Right. And that's not being an intern.

Yeah. And having and not being an intern. Yeah. And having and sleeping on someone's couch. And then it's not really. If she's gonna be a lesbian, fine, but why does she have to be with like, it's literally like, where's Sam? The whole open. It's like the show started when the women were in their 30s.

Yeah. But Miranda has gone back to her 20s. Exactly. So that part was like, wait, why is she such a mess? Because like, that's not who she is. Which I get people in life have dips, right? But you don't like completely change your whole personality and trajectory. Well, have you, you've had a pilot that didn't go?

Mm-hmm. Um, did you quit stand-up and move into your Boilow's basement and then start working for that? No. No, I mean, that's the thing. When the first season started, Che was like very successful, right? Right. And then like one pilot didn't go and has lost everything. Yeah, yeah, it's like, oh, really?

If everybody's life went, the way hers went, after a pilot just in a degree limit. That's it. Then I mean, there would be not about what everyone would work. Yeah, and so that part, like the choices were very much like, who's right, wait, what? Are we workshopping these ideas? My theory was that the writers actually were bitter and jealous of successful podcasters

that don't have to be writers on shows. And therefore, they were like, don't have to be writers on shows. And therefore, they were like, don't you know, it's not 2021, there's no ad because you didn't talk about your vagina. And then the girl like, that goes away. That part was crazy too.

They, she didn't do one ad. And the entire podcast company fell apart. Also, there's so bright exactly. That was it, everyone left. Everyone left because she didn't do one ad. She didn't do one app. And also she did talk about sex in all these books. Why would she have such an issue about saying like,

hey, are you a little dry down there? Here's the loob. Why would you care? But that's why it almost felt like was anyone, did anyone go back and watch your original season? You're kind of like, it just felt like, it does feel like two different shows. Also, there were all these other things

that I feel like they put in there, and then they just abandoned. And one being the podcast manager, producer, whatever the badger was. Who was, a woman who was in a wheelchair. She slept with Bobby Lee. The next show came. Yeah, they slept together.

They had a moment where they talked about sleeping together. Okay. And they were like in a relationship. Yeah. And then she comes back season two and she's real but she and she's pregnant. That's right. But he's in a serious relationship with somebody else. With a fashion designer who ruined her Met dress but then she still gets invited to the

final dinner party. But that is kind of the beauty of the show. Yeah. This for all of us together to like, what is happening? That's what makes it fun. That's why I'll never ever stop watching. I don't care what they throw at me. I know, and maybe that is what,

maybe they're doing this, this does on purpose. I think it's fun. Don't make it good. Make it weird. I know. I keep it weird. We're also the fact that like like it's someone else brought this up Miranda technically doesn't have a place to live right she's living with the professor professor who I love I love that character

It's carry just kind of like sold her apartment to some person. She barely knows for apparently like the deal of a century What I'm Randall I'm ranna couldn't love there you know what I mean her best friend for apparently like the deal of a century. Right. What about Miranda? Like Miranda can live there? You know what I mean? Her best friend doesn't have a place to live. Why did she offer? Really? Why would it be the realtor think about that?

The realtor did the deal. She didn't even think about the other girl in the front room. Miranda's like living in with a friend temporarily. Has no place to live. Has to get her a boning different time all the time. And Gary's like, I don't know the, I'm gonna give this girl half a million dollars of who lives downstairs that I've hung out with once.

And there's Miranda like needing a place to live. And how could she afford it when all of her jewelry was stolen? I mean, the jewelry was stolen at her pop-up shop. That's the thing. It's like, even though it was the great deal, how does this girl even have a dollar? They've made it seem like she has nothing and now she's bought the apartment.

And that, but the whole time, I was just like, but your best friend needs to place the lift. Oh my God. So it's just, I talked about this with Chris. And I gave my prediction, which I won't bore the audience with. But please tell what you think should happen in season through what you'd like to see happen in season three.

If you were suddenly hired as a writer for the show. I want to see Miranda get her get it together. Go back to being the pull together kind of and actually being a lesbian relationship, but like a normal. I think they hinted at that because when you got drinks with the girl, that's like a more age appropriate. Yeah. Like they match. Yeah. I don't need to see anybody getting fingered in a kitchen. Please, God.

Well, straight down a problem with gay. No, I sounds like you are a little homophobic. No, for gay straight. I don't want to see anybody get fingered in the kitchen. We eat there. You eat in the kitchen. You can't. I don't see it now. We know the real southern side of Portia. I wish you would really be more open. I said also straight. I don't know. I think we know we know the real Southern side. No, I wish you would really be more open. I said also straight. I don't want to see the straight girl having that happen either. That was a lot. That was a lot. Because my brain just kept going like, they're going to like make a salad right there like in 30 minutes. Like it's too much. Um, Um, Carrie, I don't, I'm on the fence about the Aiden thing. I don't, I don't really think she needs to keep going back to these guys from the past.

No, I think they need to like, I think I don't think he'll be coming. Yeah, like five years, or are you kidding me? I said my prediction on the last show, but I'll just tell you really quick. Okay. What I would like is it to get revealed. Yeah. That through like somebody whose kid is also on the Wyatt soccer team, that he's killing it and soccer, and he never had a broken leg and aided life.

Oh, yeah. And aided lied to make him make her fall in love with them, go through all that trouble, buy another property, get back everything. And then was like, see in five years, because that's whole thing is so weird. But I don't think that's what's gonna happen. I just don't think we're gonna see Aiden. Yeah.

I did like that they had him in his underwear a lot. He just is like, always like, he wasn't even new to his inner life. I know. And also, when he was young, he didn't have like, he was like a little bit thicker, so his body wasn't good. Now he's like kind of thin and in, it's a little jarring

because you remember when he was a little thicker and we were born from 20 years ago, so I'm like, what are they doing to us? Now he's in his tidy way, these. So I wanna see her get out of that. Yeah, I do like her apartment, even though it's big. I think she curfewin says she wants to see them be like the golden girls and they all move in there.

Yes, that's a great idea to the new, because it's four bedrooms. Yeah, come on. And then Samantha comes back. I do know there's absolutely no place in the city to get through to the city. Really? I would like, I mean, I don't know

that it can happen based on their real life relationship, but I would love for Samantha to come back. I think she's coming back. Really? My prediction. She'll come back. And they're just throwing a bunch of money out here. I think she didn't want it, but people changed their mind.

And even, you know, how she felt three years ago might feel different to Dan. She might be like, fuck it. This show. This show is working. The other one that she's on, is it just okay? or I don't know, I don't hear the buzz. So she might be like, you know what? Yeah, or maybe not all the episodes with someone. But don't you think that the realtor, SEMA?

It's trying to be SEMA, right? Yeah, but don't you think like when she saw the script, she's like, oh great. I was her, I'd be nervous. Even though I think she's a character worth keeping with it. I like her. We could have two SEMA. She's keeping I like her we could have two semantics Gorgeous like we could have two semantics. We can't have two semantics and maybe they could be like

competing for you. Yeah, that's what I said Or competing with the Competing with the friendship or they become really close and leave us carry out. Oh, that would be good Yeah, that's the relatable story line because I like to I obviously Everyone was waiting for the Samantha. Yeah, good. Yeah, and that's the relatable storyline. Yeah, because I like to, I obviously, everyone was waiting for this Samantha appearance. Yeah. It just, it left me going, I want more, but like not sad.

I wasn't satisfied with that. Exactly. I wasn't like, oh, good, we got that. Now, yeah, I was like, no, that's not enough. Exactly, well, let's go on to something like that. Kim and Kroy, they filed for divorce. They were living in the same house. The cops came.

He revealed that she has a real gambling problem. This is why we can't, you know, this is why we have to live together. All the stuff, then they stopped the divorce. Oh, I didn't realize they stopped it. They stopped the divorce. They went to church. The divorce is back on and then

Brielle her oldest daughter and her were stopped by TMZ at the airport. Okay, and One thing that Brielle said, which I think is kind of a good idea is they are he was like the guy was like Would you ever go back to Atlanta housewives to kill? Oh, and they tried Kind of like yeah, you know, maybe. And then, then, Brielle goes, the only way it's going to work is, you know, if you bring back the original cast like me and all these people. And maybe not that one girl that was like jewelry.

I don't know, we should like a jewelry like anyway. But, but then what she goes, she goes, and I like to see. Okay, then she kind of came up with a show idea on this. Okay. I think it's a show idea on this fall. I think it's a great idea. So I'll forget I'll get to eat people. Brielle is now 26. And then she's like, Kim was like, yeah, I started the show when I was 29.

Wow. Can you believe that? No, I thought she was like 40. And so what if there was a show with certain housewives? Okay. I don't think it, I mean, the whole thing is about the city, but maybe they don't have to be in the same city or maybe they could just, like a girl's trip show.

Girl's trip, but maybe we just do girls trip and do a trip just to test it. Yeah. But with the adult kids that were raised on camera. Oh, but not the mom's involved. Just the kids. Maybe just the kids or maybe the mom moms coming in now. I don't know But you've got Briella's 26 her younger sisters like 22

You gotta be this from the same season or any kid from any of your franchise. I'm thinking let's do any kid Let's do Real housewives 2.0 and you pick out girls. It doesn't matter the city We have avery we have alleys there Shapiro but Jill's there in stodder. We have Briel we I mean we could just I don't I can't even think there's so many it could even be one that we could even be one that like really Didn't stay in the limelight that might be really interesting You know ones that were like yeah was on OC for three seasons.

And now I'm 26. That would be interesting, yeah. Biggest daughter, but she's very normal. I don't think she'd want the drama. No, she's very normal and like, yeah, has her own thing going. But I'm saying, we could, I think it's a good idea. Yeah, I would, but I think,

I think they're super- I think they're super- I think they're super- I think they should test it out like the girls should. Second generation. Yeah, like the girls should's trip and have it be like a contained like a two week thing. Yeah, see how it goes. Yeah. Yeah, I like that. All right, they're used to the camera. They know how to bring it. Yeah, they might actually form real friendships. Talk about how it affected them. Yeah, I love that. You could it. You could do it cities too. Or if she's in Atlanta, she could find other people

to join her younger people. I don't know. We'll see. But she needs a job. She's going to need a job. It appears to still be the gambling that caused them not so much problems. Yeah.

Now, Brittney, according to this, they're saying that people always wondered if Sam, when he came around in 2016, if he was ever in Cahoots with the dad, and this source is telling Daily Mail, they do think that he was. And why do they think that? Because, and I kind of thought it was suspicious too, because he just appeared. Well, he didn't just appear. I think it was organic how they met.

I'm out of the gym or something. No, he was like a dancer in whatever videos, or in the video videos. But then he was part of her life. And during that time, she was in the conservative ship. Nobody thought anything about it. Yeah. The Britney Spears people hadn't figured it out

or gone on the court steps. But one thing I always said was we never heard him even when the court, even when they, the Britney Spears, you know, get her out of the conservatorship stuff that's happening, he still wasn't being vocal until it was just about about to happen. And then he was like, yeah, he's a dick about the dad. Right. So I do kind of think that I don't know why this is.

But that was the story. Like 29. Is that true? Yeah, it's like early 30s. Really? Yeah. Early 30s. I thought this was late late 30s. I think it's possible. But who knows? But he's now, now he's like, he's unemployed. And I'm like, well, yeah, he's unemployed. I mean, he's an actor. Everyone's trying to drive. He's as far as acting. And they're, you know, yeah, he's unemployed. I mean, he's an actor. Everyone's on the drive. He's as far as acting.

And they're, you know, and it didn't work out between them. Yeah, I wonder if she's happy. Brittany, is she happy right now? Yeah, do you think she, somebody said they saw her, uh, the shadow or something. She's recently. Yeah, that she seemed happy and happy. Good hanging out with people.

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It's tasty. She said, she calls the group sex at the Playboy mansion with half and it was embarrassing. Well, I can imagine that. Oh, like the big orgy. Yes, so she described her life with half her as controlling and reveals awkward group sex encounters. She admits feeling kind of like she had Stockholm syndrome

and believing that she had nowhere else to go. And she wouldn't recommend her life pass for her future daughter. Oh, you think? I mean, you imagine anybody that's like, you know what I would love to see you do, honey? Find an eight-year-old when you're about 24. You're prom of your life. And yeah, have a nine-pm curfew. Remember that reality show?

Girl next door. Yeah. Yeah, it didn't make it. Look. Nothing about that show made it look appealing. No, it didn't. Oh my god. We have a juicy scoop. No surprise. Chris forgot his bracelet. Did you know that I was here? No. I put you guys. This is a jockey scoop moment. Do you imagine if we were talking about Chris when he

walked in? And he's like, what are you talking about? And we're like, I really wanted you to listen to us. Should talk to you. What did it came out to the public? We were talking about Hugh Hefner and you walked in. Yeah, right when you walked in and started burlpie a fortune Yeah, it's not a life I signed up for oh Your bracelet What kind of bracelet is this Really nice you're so stylish. I know he's really he's really stylish good

You don't have a good juicy scoop good really, he's really stylish. Did y'all have a good juicy scoop? It was good. Good. We were just talking about how Crystal Haffner said that it wasn't that great being married to Hugh in retrospect. Oh, what is the surprise? There was some other 9-beom curfew.

One of my favorite Heather jokes, they're like just what a girl wants to go watch Gone with a win some 22 year old. Cost a blocker. Yeah. You and Nick are all the right old moon. It was an act like they're in a movie night. Yay! And it would, the big heavy wood water bed.

Yeah. All right, thank you. All right, bud. Good to see you. Bye. I miss you. I haven't seen Chris in forever, too. I know.

I know. We just have to like go out and have like a fun Yeah, I know He's like we could have done it right now I Didn't want I don't want to abuse my people and think I'm taking too much advantage You was just here yesterday. I mean we We are pleading to poor guy drive But there is no goal like right now, so it's not I'll just have to come back another day. We'll do it. We'll do a three So in some time yeah, I just like you just like you have to but also the one good thing about the movie night Even though they even though they didn't want to be watching gone with the winter, Casablanca, they didn't have to like jerk him off.

That was like their tie-off. Well, let me tell you. Right? Because what about a break from the orgies? I remember I had joking my stand-up about how like, because biocrys only been around for like, I don't know, 25 years. Oh, so yeah. And when the biocry came out, I remember I was like,

I had a joke about my stand-up where I'm like, I feel so badly, you know, for all these gold digging women in Beverly Hills that married an old fart and thought of it and have the ball. I don't have to fuck him, you know, I'm just gonna, and now they're just continuing to like push this fucker around, you know, Beverly Hills, the wheelchair, and then they have to be like, oh God great. It's stiff again to hop on. Yeah. I thought you were gonna be, you know, so she said, he would take so much by Acro that he lost hearing

in one side, in one ear. Oh, I didn't know that was a sign of fate. I didn't know it. But you know, it does beat up your heart, right? Two, it's a stimulus. I mean, I don't know. So I can mess up your heart, right? Two, it's a, it's a stimulus. I mean, I don't know. So you can mess with your heart, I think. Oh, I don't know.

I don't know the science behind my background. I wonder if there's people that are like, you imagine if you hate your husband, okay? Or not, I'm trying to imagine. You don't, okay. You're not into him. But he has Viacur, and he's like, I got my Viacur, like for our vacation and you're like,

I know. And then you like make sure that that bag doesn't make it on the plane or something, or like, or you take out the blue pills and you replace them with another of my own pills. Yeah. He thinks I'm gonna say something and he's like, clunked out. And you're like, I'll be right back baby.

Get ready. And then you're like, open the door. And you're like, oh my God, good, he's sleeping. I can just go to bed. Said that he dictated which shade of nail polish he wore. He would tap her on the head when her roots were showing. Oh no. And imposed, oh, and imposed. Oh

Oh my god when it was her turn it was a 6 p.m. Curfew with the girl's next door it was nine. Yeah But maybe that was why they got older as you imagine a 6 p.m. Curfew like you just go to your room Do you imagine you're like at the Beverly Center or whatever you're enjoying like a late lunch with a friend doing nothing wrong? Yeah, and you're like oh fuck it's 5 whatever you're enjoying like a late lunch with a friend doing nothing wrong. And you're like, oh, fuck, it's 5.15. I gotta get back to Beverly Hills. And if I'm late, you know, like all the people that are like his little guards are like looking at you.

And then why you just go to your room? I think you have dinner with him. Okay. But you've gotta be home. Right. Do you think you're gonna have dinner with him? Oh, but there's campy out. Have you ever seen, but then is there a six-peam orgy?

Wait, about the order you said, looking back at the time, wait, hold on. Which said, when your family's broken, you feel like you really don't belong. All I could say if you come from a happy, perfect, loving childhood, you don't usually end up with someone who is already 60 years old by the time you're bored.

Wow. Good point. That was good. She just said it was just embarrassing and that there, I didn't know most of people that would be in our bedroom at one time. She'd know them and you know how many there'd be. I don't like that. At least know the gals. I felt they are friends. I was just feeling like when I hear like, it's just so much to coordinate. Like almost like a dance routine or something. You know, like you're doing this and I'm doing this. And what if there's one person that no one's doing anything to,

you're left out of the word G. Or you have to act like what do you have to act like you, you know, you're just, you know, like, oh, you know, I don't know. I write it like get in there. But like, do you remember that polyamorous show on Showtime back in the day? Which one I love, and you know, like that.

Love and it. And thank you. God, I don't remember the name of it, but it followed like real polyamorous couples. Yeah. And there was this one couple that was kind of like the hippies. OK. So for that, it was very natural.

The husband loved having sex with her, but also loved having sex with other girls. Also loved having sex with dudes. He was all in for the wiener, me and everywhere. And they would have these retreats. Now they were the ones that approached it very much. There were some couples that were just like, we like to fuck. Yeah. And they were very much like, our vibrations are in tune and my heart feels connected to yours. It was like that kind of

vibe. Well, they would have these retreats where the whole like 12 people would just go to town, but it was not like the model type. It was just very normal average people. And they would show it on this polyamorous show. We're just like 12 people are just getting down. And somehow everyone had a hole to attend to. It felt like it just- I know what had a hole to attend.

I just imagined just like, I just feel like it's too long, too much involved. I just so much work. I just wanna be like in a bed with one other person or myself. I think they're making a comeback of a polyamorous stuff. I'm gonna show orgies. or a stop or a show. Orgis. Oh, I do have a couple of people. I do have a couple of people.

I do have a couple of people. I do have a couple of people. I do have a couple of people. I do have a couple of people. I do have a couple of people. I do have a couple of people. I do have a couple of people. I do have a couple of people.

I do have a couple of people. I do have a couple of people. I do have a couple of people. I do have a couple of people. I do have a couple of people. I do have a couple of people. I do have a couple of people. I do have a couple of people. I do have a couple of people. I do have a couple of people. I do have a couple of people. I do have a couple of people. And then I never heard about anyone having an orgy like in the 90s or the 2000s ever.

Well, and now I feel like I am hearing about it. Yeah, well, I mean, I don't know if it'd be a bummer. This is kind of a downer, but the AIDS crisis probably did, I mean, you had to be a lot more careful. Suddenly people were getting STDs, they were getting AIDS, maybe your fright, maybe AIDS did something to me. I don't curve some of that because the whole point is like you need to protect yourself.

That was deadly, literally. So now we're entering a different age of kind of a sexual freedom again, right? With the polyamory. And those kind of STDs have medications and stuff. So people I don't think have it on their brain in the same kind of way. So there is that free love kind same kind of way. Yeah.

So there is that free love kind of thing coming back. Yeah. And I think orgies are making a comeback. I definitely don't think anyone is worried about STDs or anything like this. Doesn't seem like it. Like I feel like even if you get one, it's like not a big deal. Yeah. I'm glad I'm married.

I do not want to be part of an orgie. This is a light selfsouth situation, baby. 101. Even if someone is a little bit flirty with me, I'm so out of the game that it kind of scares me. Really? It's not fun for it kind of freaks me out. You know what I mean?

Like, what? You guys are juicy scoopers out there and telling you they're gonna tend to your whole. No, it was a guy I traded Joe's recently. Oh, yeah. I traded Joe's situation, okay. I think I've said this before, I think there's a movement, which I think it's a very smart movement.

Okay. Men who are like late 30s, early 40s that don't, you know, aren't looking for a wife or to have kids. Okay. And, but they are looking for a home. Oh, they never really made it. I see that coming. They never really made it in life. Okay.

They want a mom. They're not bad looking. They're like presentable. Okay. But they're not setting the world on fire as my mother would say. And I think it's a really smart thing for them to do. Okay. What are they doing? Find women like my age or older.

Who can take care of them? That can take care of them that are like don't want to get married, don't want to have kids. But they can be a little helpful around the house. Yeah. And the woman like me has like a young, youthful thing. There's, it's not like I'm too old to do anything that a 40-year-old can, like I can do anything that a 30 or a 40-year-old can do. Yeah.

We can go to Europe, we can go on a hike, we can do this. Yeah. I'm not at a place where I'm like, and we're not going to get married and spend the rest of our lives together. Right. But for maybe like a new year. A new year. A new year. A new year. A new year. I'll provide you with a roof.

Yeah. And you provide me with some going down on me. I think that's a pretty good setup. Truth be told, everyone's kind of getting something out of it. I'm telling you, if you are a decent looking guy that has something to offer personality or whatever, but you don't have a ton of wealth. Right.

And it's going to be hard to attain that now that you're in your 40s. Yeah. Find that a little bit older woman. Maybe she's a divorcee. Yeah. Yeah, I can see that. I mean, some of these young guys, like I was talking to one, a young one in their 20, like mid 20s.

Yeah. I said, well, you know, you should paint your room. And he goes, I don't know how to do that. I go, you don't know how to paint your room. Like it, it's not hard. Like you've never painted, like he's like, I've never painted a room before and I was like, we're in trouble.

How old was he? 26. Okay, well, you know, I'm a 20 year old son. He needs a paint room. I don't know if they're a painter room, but he does know how to do a lot of things. Peter's taught him how to do a little bit. That's great.

It's very handy. So he decided to get this house. And first he moved, he's in a house that I asked you. I got you. Yeah, it's three bedrooms. There's a master, two bedrooms at Sherr, a master with a master bath, two bedrooms at share, a room, a bathroom, and then an attach but like,

casita. That would be the thing everybody wanted. So the way they're gonna do it is two guys, my son being one, we're gonna, we both wanted the casita. So they kept bidding, bidding, bidding, bidding. Oh, for the room. Yeah.

And so that's gonna be more money, which is gonna be the other rooms less. They were really. Yeah. So finally, it got too high for my son. The ice-n-wasn-comfortable. Okay. So he's like, I let that guy have it.

Okay. And then the other guy's like, well, I'll pay this much for the master. Well, now the rent between the last two rooms is pretty inexpensive. Oh, wow. Okay. So he's like, mom, I took the most expensive room and I go, good, like he cares. I go, but let's spend some money on making it.

Yeah, make it. You know, get a desk, get a throw, get a rug. Yeah. So he calls me and he's like, oh, I'm going to home, you know, I'm going to Costco or Home Depot or whatever. And he's like, I guess this was a mom question I should have asked before.

I go, what, he goes, well, I didn't know you had to get two sides of the curtain. That is a young person. I think, but why would you know that? Yeah, yeah. That's a fair. I've never gotten curtain shopping with you before. You were like, so now I can know. You would assume, I mean, it does seem like those should come in a pair.

Yeah. Yeah, but so that should come in a pair. Yeah. Yeah, but so that's a total reasonable question. Yeah. I mean, I remember calling my mom and be like, how did the, I wash clothes, you know, where does the detergent go, and stuff like that? And so now I'm like with Brandon, I'm like, I've one year to like make it perfect

before you have to leave. You have to learn everything. It's just new skills, right? Yeah, and I had to when a parent mocks their kid for not knowing something, I'm like, well, just teach them. It's your buddy, it's your fault that they don't know how to fill an ice cube thing. You must have never told them, you know?

Yeah. But anyway, yesterday he told me that his air conditioning broken his house, and it was like a hundred and eighteen. Oh. And I said, I go, and he goes, but I, dad got me my own room air conditioner. So I'm I'm okay in here I'm like I felt like it was like almost like a bunker at the end of the world. I'm like let your roommates in

You're like share it I'm good in here. What else is dying? I'm like honestly, and it goes no, I'm fine. I go no listen. I go you guys just look up a hotel go get a hotel Yeah, like you're gonna don't juicy. Yeah, I'm like I will cover I can't have these dead college kids on my conscience He gets so hot. Oh my god. Yeah, so I actually should take on on this morning But he said he did let the one roommate in all that's not I don't know what you either two or two There's a zombie apartment I literally felt like the zombie apocalypse.

I was like, there was a twilight, so we're so like pounding. Please let me in. I guess I'm very conditioning believe them. We're legit, we're dying. They're all simp and ice cubes. Oh my god. Okay, wait.

So Sherry Papini. Yep. Everyone's favorite fake cat kidnapping story. You love these kind of stories. I'm just so fascinated. I mean, hey, we're all thirsty. We sometimes do a photo and act like, look at my cute cat, but you look gorgeous and you're like this. But fake hair kit, your own kidnapping, is the top of the thirst pyramid because it's the

ultimate I want attention, obviously you're mentally off to, but it's the ultimate I need attention. But yeah, nobody else's feelings consider. And maybe you're not thinking of the consequences because like you said, something is off. But how you think that's going to like no no one's gonna get to the bottom of that. You know what I mean? Well they didn't for like I mean I think she thought she got away with for a long time. Oh really? I mean people she went missing like maybe a month before saying Thanksgiving she was gone

for like a long time. She's two little kids. Yeah. And you know but there were some suspicions about it but still I mean then she shows up the day before Thanksgiving and she's, our hair is chopped off and she has like a prune thing, but then they found out that the burn, like the branding on her body was just, so it was like that. Well, she sent, she was really with an old boyfriend

and she sent the old boyfriend to Hobby Lobby and he got one of those like things that you would do like to seal like a pretty envelope for a wedding. Yep, yep. Oh, that was put that on her. That's supposed to be like her branding like her yellow stone branding. And then the point to poor dumb boyfriend, I don't even think he got laid. He kind of got tricked.

They didn't even think he got laid. He kind of got tricked. Did he do it? Did he do it? Yeah, she told him that like, oh, my husband's awful or whatever. And then he just was like, I don't think he was that bright and he was like our old boyfriend for a long time ago. And anyway, the husband who thought that she was kidnapped

and I don't know what you tell your little kids where the mom is, that's the meanest part really. I know. And then, um, he, you know, not until many months after he takes her back and everything, did then the cops present him while she was there with the evidence. Yeah. And you said, I've watched the sort of in the camera of the room of him realizing it. Oh, yeah.

It was on video. I've then had him realizing that like she was never kidnapped. This whole thing. So she went to prison, but she did get out early for good behavior or something. I mean, I am saying to you, Sherry Papini, please. Come on, just do some good. Please come on, Jesus. Please.

I forgive you. I will be as nice as Bethany was to Raquel. I will, I will stand anyone that wants to fake kidnap themselves just so I'm number one. I know what? It's the greatest thing ever. It's the greatest. It's the greatest. I'm so, oh my God, I have to tell you this. Oh, the latest rant that she did. No, but I listened to the Rikail Rachel podcast. It got a lot of listens, but it was three. It was not well received. It was highly criticized.

Well, everyone, people in the Vanderpomp part really hate it when someone else interviews these people and don't know the show. Have the knowledge. They don't like that. That's number one. Which is true, because there's so many people that do know the knowledge.

I've said many times. I that do know the know how many times I don't know I don't know the shit. I don't want to show you Yeah, I was like oh yeah, we get it. They didn't like it when how we that right, you know, they just don't like it but recently She did around that a lot of people have reposted after just recently like like two days ago Oh, but was it because of yeah, she's reacting to the negative response to her? And, you know, and she's like, oh, and I literally heard it. I thought it was on speed.

So I'm just going to do it. So I guess people think that I should be cuddly with all my podcasts. Interviews, I guess I wasn't cuddly enough with Raquel. No, I guess when I interviewed Hillary Clinton, we were supposed to hug after. I guess Mark Cuban when I was, when I had the number one entrepreneur on my show and the former first lady on my show,

it wasn't good enough that I was number one. I had to cuddle them after. I guess that's what everybody wants me to do. I guess, I mean, it is. It's like an insane person. But who, who's saying that she didn't coddle them? She is interpreting the onslaught of social media, negative comments.

She's interpreting it and being like, what you should just say is like, you guys, hey, be cocky, be the female Trump that she is. And say, I go, you know, on the best, I gave the best interview, it was not, I was number one. Just go, I was number one, it's my interpretation that some of you that also have podcasts are jealous. I was number one, I'm happy with it,

sorry you weren't like, you know, but she, you know, when you get a lot of criticism I've been there too, you want to like defend yourself. But in defending herself, she went on this crazy rant of interpreting that, like she was trying to say, oh, I'm supposed to be best friends with everyone that comes on my show.

Because they were like, you don't really know where I call and you don't care about her and you're not gonna hang out with her after. Of course, you're not gonna hang out. You think, but Franco wants to hang out with her, or call after, do you think she's gonna make another trip about her and you're not gonna hang out with her after. Of course, they're not gonna hang out. You think Becky Franco wants to hang out with her kel after? Do you think she's gonna make another trip

to fucking Arizona in 118 degrees? Right. And, you know, see my son in the street but her dying of thirst. She's not going right now. They're not gonna go and hang out anytime soon. But I didn't even think that was the criticism. I mean, maybe there was some of that,

but most of it was the other way. Yeah, her reaction though, it is, and so many of these creators are also now like doing like parodies of her. Oh really? And it's really funny. I got to, I'll have to go on the old take-off. I will, I will send you some of them that are on me like some are very funny. Because from what I was seeing people were saying, it did it, do Rachel. Yeah. She's got my Rachel now, right? She's about to Rachel.

I'm not making fun of her name. I do feel like it's a little bit like the times I've called her like, like it was funny because her name was our Cal and the show. Yeah. And then they, and then people that were mad at her right after the scandal would call her Rachel. And then now she tells Bethany,

no, I am gonna go buy Rachel again. So when I then talked about it, I got some criticism because I was still always, I was calling her a Raquel. And they're like, how dare you, you're so disrespectful, her name is Rachel now. And I'm like, I like her name being Rachel.

I think it's better. Honestly, I like it. Now I'm gonna say Rachel, I'm gonna respect her. I name being Rachel. I think it's better. Honestly, I like it. I, now I'm gonna say Rachel, but every spectrum. I always say Rachel. It's Rachel now. And um, but it's seen, from what I can see that her criticism seemed to be like, it didn't do Rachel any favors.

Exactly, did. And that's a bummer. No, for if that's what she wanted. It was an awful career choice. And also she could have probably, and you know, she was talking about the money aspect of all these people caching in. She probably could have gotten paid for an interview, right? She definitely could have an IDF, but more is what I think she would do. And I would buy this

along with Crystal Hector's book is if she really, really told everything. Yeah. Like the first time they got together, when she almost got caught, how she felt when she lied to our honest face. Like I don't even, but I kinda don't think she's mentally there to tell it all. I feel like she's still in denial of her behavior. So but I think if she told it all, that's what would get people to, honestly, forgive her.

Like just saying it all, but who knows. It seems like no one's really guiding her choices right now, people to honestly, forgive her, like just saying it all, but who knows. It seems like no one's really guiding her choices right now, but also I get she probably doesn't know who she can trust. So yeah, it's like a double-edged story. Um, last story. So Erica Jane, that Amla and baby,

she performed in Las Vegas. I saw some clips. Oh, like she puts on a good show. Like a, um, residency? It's, it's not like a full, I mean, she calls it a residency. I think some clips. Oh, like she puts on a good show like a residency. It's it's not like a full I mean she calls it a residency. I think it's 11 shows. She did last weekend and then she's got I think she's got like a bunch of weekends. Okay, and um but I mean and anyway, so this is the story. Years ago um she when she was starting her career, she had a carte blanche in my opinion

to spend whatever she could and pay for anybody. Whatever they charged, she was like no problem. So this guy charged her almost 800,000 on her Amix card. She's like here's my Amix card, spend whatever you want, getting me these outfits and these costumes and all this stuff. Well, then, so then in 2016, it was for costumes and services. This guy, Chris, who charged the card, argued, he says, I had permission to make those charges.

And then that Erica Jane and her husband, Tom D Tom Derradi maliciously use the secret service agents that apparently might have been close friends with Tom Derradi to prosecute him and Chris is now seeking 18 million in damages. So he charged that 800,000 to his card and then they they said, Oh, no, you give 787 back and now he's coming back and suing them. Because he's saying oh no, you give 787 back. And now he's coming back and suing them. Oh, because he's saying, no, you told me I could. Right.

And so it's just another legal thing that she needs to deal with. Right. And she knows. Let me see if there's anything else I wanted to talk about. Oh, this one quick thing. Okay. Prince, according to another page six thing. Okay. Prince, according to another, you know, page six thing. Now, Prince William, he got the Sapphire ring of Princess dies to give to his wife, Kate.

And instead, you know, Harry got to pick a different ring and he got a Cartier watch, whatever. Now they're saying that Harry actually really wanted the ring and it always bothered him. I can see that because he's always been very vocal about his mom. Yeah, but he's the second one. I know, but I think he just, anything that she had,

like, means a lot to him. Where's William seems to be like, I love my mom, but also, like, who's on. Well, as having an air and a spare myself, an air and a spare. I have an air and a spare. To the juicy scoop empire, baby.

And being that I have two sons that are kind of cheap, I'm, they get that. Yes, I'm afraid that they won't, they will hold back getting married because they will go to a jewelry store and see that it's, you know, for a decent ring, it's $30,000, whatever, it's very expensive. And they're gonna just not, they're like,

they're decent, I have told them both, okay? I have my ring, and I have the ring that was once my grandmother's that then my mother wore after she died. They're pretty equal in size. They are both about one carrot with a little fun around the sides. Those are, yeah, I can see. So I have told them both.

They are welcome to whichever one they want. Well, that is so nice. Who is? Whoever finds the girl that they, and they want to be first, they get to pick. They get to pick. That's how much they want to pick they get to pick that that see that's how much I want my sons You want someone else I would not even I would be like great This is my reason to have another ring or whatever. Oh you because you just do those and you like I would think

Hope I I think most I would say your girl probably doesn't want it. You know, so pretty. But we can still take it, you could put it with something else, whatever. I just don't want financially for you not. Yeah. Hopefully, they'll be ballin' and not be cheap and be like, mom, come with me.

The last person I want to pick out, a beautiful diamond for, you know, Susan or whatever. That'd be so weird if a girl. Or they say, But be weird to someone that's their age is named Susan. That's like a very old lady name. You never know. It's gotta be like Ashley or,

no, not even Ashley. It's gotta be, it's gonna be like May. Or they're gonna be Bella. Or they're gonna say, Mom, can you do a trade swap for a ring? Like can you do like an ad on GC scoop for jewelry? How many? Definitely.

You never know. Definitely. This, this Jula that made my necklace. Yeah. I'll post about it, but she's a great Jula. Okay. And she's, oh, I follow her and there's always just some new big diamond.

And I'm like, maybe I just upgrade my ring. Yeah. And then these are available if anybody wants to find a partner that would be nice. Well, I'm glad you're taking the drama out of this potential drama. I would, because I've, you know, Harry has just got major little brother syndrome.

Yeah. And I don't want Brandon to ever feel that way because Brandon is the spare and Drake is the heir except they both will get equal amounts of money. But I mean, imagine like one of you is gonna be the king of the whole country, you know, it was just not. You know, like that's a big difference.

So I can see that. It really is. Now listen, we have to let you go. Okay. But let's talk about your shows, your new podcast. Okay. Handsome. I'm doing a new podcast with Tignotaro and Maye Martin. Let's talk about your shows, your new podcasts. Okay. Handsome.

I'm doing a new podcast with Teg Notaro in May 18th. Um, yeah, we're all, um, in the LGBTQ plus community. I love it. So you're all funny. We're all, yeah, all comedians. So take, you know, said, Hey, let's, you know, put our heads together and do something. And we're like, yeah, so we're just have so much fun doing it. It's really fun.

We've only had a couple episodes come out when people seem really like it. We had someone like ask the first part of the episode, we just kind of talk. And because you know, your comedies, you want to catch up on your own. Yeah. And then someone asks us a question,

they like just record it, send it in. I love that. And then that dictates the rest of it. And then that the person also answers the question. This is very simple, but it's like a fun, like a fun light podcast, you know? I love it. So yeah, that's anywhere you get podcasts,

but then I'm on tour, like everywhere. I'm touring like crazy. Is there any particular shows that you would like to get people over too? You know, I love the juicy scoopers when they come out. I was in a thing, I went to the improv last night and then some one of the bathrooms was like, I'm a juicy scooper.

And that's always the best thing. I wasn't at the best. So they're so sweet. And then you said, get out of my stall and ping. I was trying to be a juicy scoopers. Yeah. San Antonio's coming up in a week or two new Orleans Boy see

Spokane Washington nice Where else am I oh Evansville, Indiana you have any I have to see you first Ed no higher I've just scoopers every apolis and where do they go to look right now and go directly to your site because I was telling my people about this that it's really important that when you go to my shows, Heather McDonnell.net, I have two shows with Chris at the end of September in Sacramento and San Francisco.

Go to Heather McDonnell.net. Don't just write Heather McDonnell in San Francisco. No. Don't Google that. Those are third party vendors that you'll go to. And you'll end up spending more. I want to tell your juicy scoopers. Because I haven't announced it yet.

And I feel like this is, there's gotta be juice scoopers around here. West Palm Beach. Oh, definitely. Right. That is the best. That's a mecca. Oh, that is the mecca of the juicy scooper.

But get this. What? New Year's Eve, baby. New Year's Eve, West Palm Beach. Oh, that is the neck of the juicy. But get this. What? New Year's Eve, baby. New Year's Eve, West Palm Beach. Oh, no. But it's like a seven o'clock show or something. Maybe a hundred. Let's go. Go to the show.

And I'll stay at Jill Zarens house. Yeah, come on. Go to the show, then get like a late dinner as a guest and bring in the new eggs. Yeah, wait and do it. How amazing is that? So we're announcing some other Florida shows. I'm going to do St. Petersburg, Jacksonville, and Florida, and Orlando.

They're all after Christmas, but those don't go... That's the best time to be there. Those don't go on cell for like another week, but West Palm Beach is currently on cell. FortuneFemesery.com. Light Heather said, don't just Google it. Those take you to like, scalpersites basically. And sometimes they look like. They do. And then, because I remember one time someone's like,

I'm happy to see her, but boy, it was, and I'm like, that's not how much right tickets are. So when you tell me they said that's $7.50, that breaks my heart, and you're not getting that. Yeah, we don't get that money. Yeah. It is so I'm profiting off of that. All of my shows, the only show that's pretty much almost sold out

is Charlotte and with North Carolina, Minneapolis. And those tickets do go up from price because of demand. Right. Everything else starts like 25 bucks and up. Yeah, so go to our site now and get your tickets, make your plan, get your tickets, get your tickets at the right price. And all that. A West Palm Beach, I'm excited about that.

I'm serious. I haven't done a New year's show in a couple years Because I kind of was like I'm never I don't want to do don't do your shows One time I was doing a new year's show like at one of the clubs in Chicago Oh And they were like and then you know stop it at this time and do the Countdown, but I was like in the middle of like my Closer so I actually let it go and people are so pissed

in the middle of my clothes. I actually let it go and people are so pissed. You can't let it go. But this is why I like doing the theater, I'll on New Year's Eve. I've done a lot of the clubs. And it's a lot of pressure to be the one ringing in for people. I love the idea of like, let's start your night with me,

go to dinner, like it's just a festive night. I mean, I might try to do something for New Year's just a festive night. You know, I love it Yeah, I might try to do something for New Year's Eve too, but not I'm serious. I might I won't want to come all right I'm just sitting the audience and laugh there you go and hang out with you these goobers fortunefamestor.com handsome as a podcast Follow her you're on Instagram. She's always doing fun stuff. I'm so glad you came. Love you, girl. I could see you in my office wife. I know. Hi, it's Fido. Start the semester with a new phone and a plan full of data

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