Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Giselle and Tom Brady are Divorced, Kanye, and Love is Blind

Episode Date: November 1, 2022

I'm live in Houston, Dallas, Boston, Philly, and DC! Get tickets at heathermcdonald.net Giselle and Tom Brady are divorced! Why did Giselle finally choose herself? Kanye doubles down in his belief th...at he is being persecuted. Juicy hypocrisies are revealed in the RHOBH reunion. Then comedian Dana Moon is here! Besides her hilarious original characters like “Chaotic Brunch Girl,” she has done impressions of Netflix's Love is Blind casts. Season 3 is out, and we analyze and predict their relationships and why these shows work so well based on our world today. Enjoy! Subscribe on Apple Podcasts to get exclusive Extra Juicy episodes every Friday and get all episodes of Juicy Scoop, ad-free Or get access to Extra Juicy on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/juicyscoop To bring your brand to life in this podcast, email podcastadsales@sonymusic.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Head of McDonald Has got the juices scoop When you're on the road, when you're on the go Juice is scoop is the show to know She talks Hollywood tales Her real life, Mr. Sanctuaryal Data And serial sister, you'll be addicted and addicted fast To the number one tabloid real life hot cat
Starting point is 00:00:24 Listen in, Loser-Rope, Woo-hoo, and a McDonald. Jupsiskoo. Hello, and happy all Saints Day. For those of you who don't know the day after Halloween is all Saints or all Souls Day, whatever, you're hung over, you're not, maybe you ripped it all weekend at the adult parties and just gave out candy last night. I'm recording this Monday afternoon.
Starting point is 00:00:50 So tonight, I don't know what my evening's going to be, but my plan is I and Peter are going to Adrian Belouf's party and she lives in a beautiful gating community in Beverly Hills and I'm pretty excited. This is a costume that I've wanted to do for a while. I'm going to be Julia Roberts in pretty woman, but from when she goes on the great date, and she wears the red off the shoulder dress and the white gloves. I don't know where my hair up. I'm not wearing a wig. Hopefully I'll be able to pull off this up, too. And I mean, we got the jewelry. I mean, I'm pretty excited.
Starting point is 00:01:29 So go to my Instagram and I should have photos up there providing this all worked out. Peter, I told him all he has to do is just show up with his gray head and be Richard gear wearing a tuxedo, but I'll accept a suit, but technically it should be a tuxedo. That's what they wore on the date when they went to the opera. And let's, you know, it'll be my first year in a while that I've not sucked my body into
Starting point is 00:01:54 an uncomfortable corset with thigh high boots that I either bought or borrowed from trash laundry. And it really shows a sign that I am maturing. And instead I'm going as a 21-year-old hooker in a red dress. But it's a nice classy red dress. So sometimes people can grow. Seeing lots of outfits, lots of Halloween costumes. And I came across this one where people like, oh my god, I can't believe that machine gun Kelly is acting like a priest and Megan I can't believe that machine gun Kelly is acting like a priest and Megan Foxes underneath getting communion. As a Catholic, could I just say, it's okay.
Starting point is 00:02:31 I don't feel like you're mocking my religion. There have been priests and pregnant nuns as couples that go to parties for years. It's a costume. To me, it doesn't bother me. And just stop. Just stop being offended by someone's Halloween costume. Like, I get it if you want to be, you have a right to be.
Starting point is 00:02:56 I think I'm just tired of it. Like, just, I don't need to hear a comment. If you want to dress like a slut, if you want to dress like a priest, if you want to dress up like something funny, something funny or like an iconic role in a movie or whatever, I mean, providing it's not, you're not, you know, going as Hitler, which I wonder if a certain person wanted to do that this Halloween, but I don't think the school would allow him to go to the Halloween carnival.
Starting point is 00:03:23 Or anything else that's like, like like horrific completely wrong the rest of the stuff is okay you know like I don't know you know what I'm even thinking about it I probably can't even think it's okay fine be mad at me who cares hope you had a good Halloween okay well we talked all about it with sarah calona and on friday we found out that Giselle and Tom Brady were in fact their divorce is final. The day that they filed the divorce was a day that it became finalized. So all this talk leaning up to it, they were actually separating your assets and custody agreements.
Starting point is 00:03:58 He is worth 330 million. She is worth 400 million. $30 million. She is worth $400 million. I looked into it and she's been a victory secret model since 2000 and back then she would get $25 million a year as a victory secret model. She did a ton of commercials, a couple brand deals. She's really handled her money beautifully. She's richer than he is. I also want to remind people of a couple other things that I thought about in their breakup Bridget Moynihan who was featured in a great actress who was featured in Sex and the City. She and Tom Brady were a couple They broke up. He then started dating Jezelle and
Starting point is 00:04:43 Jezelle then found out from the news, according to the thing I read the other day. So correct me if I'm wrong because you know I'm wrong sometimes but I did read this from a news source. She actually found out from the press that Bridget was pregnant with Tom's baby. And I remember it being a really hard time for her. This child is now 15 her stepson. And a lot of people being really critical of Giselle. Like you know, he and Waxis models deals this child. No, what happened was she got pregnant while they were together. And then they broke up in six or seven or a couple months later. She realized she was pregnant and at that time, he was already in love with Giselle.
Starting point is 00:05:27 But it looked awful. And for those of you who know my story, my story is very similar with my stepdaughter. So it's not a secret. My husband went out with a woman and they had a brief thing happen. Didn't go anywhere and then he started dating me, and my stepdaughter was born from that relationship.
Starting point is 00:05:50 And at the time, I kept it a secret up my wedding. I didn't let people know, and now 23 years later, my life is great. MacKenzie is a wonderful college graduate, but it's a hard thing. I remember the press being like that. I remember when this divorce started to happen, people started to be really reminded people.
Starting point is 00:06:11 Remember, Giselle was the model that took that wasn't the case. If anything, Giselle was extremely selfless in the situation. This isn't a great thing to happen in the beginning of your relationship or when you're planning on getting married. And she was, all accounts say she was like really is and is wonderful to her stepson. She always said, our children, just very similar to my situation. The oldest son is 15. Then she has a 12 year old son and a nine year old daughter.
Starting point is 00:06:40 All three years apart, that's exactly what my kids were. McKenzie, then Drake, three years apart, and then Brandon, three years apart. And so in just looking at it, I'm just actually like really happy for Giselle. I think that this was something she thought about for a long time. I think she realized is even though he was rich and gorgeous and she's probably madly in love with him just as like an attractive man that's like hot and the world loves and it's fun to be part of this world. But then when he went back to football,
Starting point is 00:07:14 it was just another feeling of like, you really are only put yourself first. You really, that's it. And they show him at interviews and he's like, well, I'm gonna do what's best for me. Well, that's not what's best for me. I mean, he says that all the time best for me and what I want to do. And he took his kids out to dinner Friday night or to the movies and they caught that. I have no doubt that he's going to be like a great dad. But now that this is finalized, I just have like a different perspective on it. And let this be a lesson to every guy out there, you know, because I'm sure there's probably
Starting point is 00:07:51 a point of his marriage that he could have saved it and made it better. And now they're both single and I'm sure they will have no trouble falling in love again and having a wonderful blended family. But it's a shame. And there you go. That's the end of that story. Kanye. Oh my god, he went off. He wrote these awful and awful posts to Ari Manuel, who is, was the inspiration of the agent that Jeremy Piven played in entourage. He was the person that put William Morrison and Debra together and I'm not even getting into all the things that he is posting but he, the worst thing is in an interview. He compared what's happening to him in the last week of
Starting point is 00:08:44 everybody dropping him and him no longer being a billionaire because the D-Day dropped him to and that was a hundred million, three hundred million dollar deal that he now knows what it feels like to have a me on his neck like George, George Floyd. And I mean, just absolutely horrible. And I just don't know where he goes from here. I don't, I don't even have any predictions. I don't know a few days ago.
Starting point is 00:09:09 I was like, before this latest statement, I was like, maybe he's doing this because he will be dropped by everybody and then he can start his own thing and not have any ties to anybody else. But now he's claiming like I'm financially ruined. This is horrible. So I really don't know. I think he was, oh, I think he always had mental issues and he's always suffered from some type of bipolar. And apparently the Donda school is done now. And he's like, I don't understand how the Donda School is out. But I know that the kids that were going were like, we talked about it, and that were probably people that
Starting point is 00:09:51 worked for him, that he kind of kind of probably coerced those people to sending their kids. This Donda School, and now the Donda School is closed. And he says that in the post to the RE manual guy, he he's like can you find some place for these Donna kids to go to school and then like all I'm thinking about is like the poor woman who like was like okay my husband's working for Kanye West will send our kids to the Donna school now we're in the middle of the semester and now we got to find some other school that they can get into we don't know what they're doing,
Starting point is 00:10:26 what do we do with all these easy shoes. It's just a nightmare, but the Kardashians did not let it stop their Halloween festivities and they really go all out. Kylie's did like 12 different looks for Halloween. And I mean, that really is kind of her job is doing these big elaborate photo shoots. And so it's cool.
Starting point is 00:10:47 And then they had fun stuff with their kids. And I don't know. I'll cover it more on Thursday when I like really, if I even care, we might be over Halloween. All right, real housewives of Beverly Hills. Well, the conclusion of it happened. And there was a couple interesting things that came out of it. It's interesting that Kyle made such a big deal
Starting point is 00:11:12 out of Lisa Vanderpump, believing that Lisa Vanderpump sold stories or shared stories about a dog to the press. How could you give that story about Lucy Goosey, Apple Juicy, Goosey, and to reate returning the dog like that whole story with the dog, the dog puppy gate? That was such a big deal that they would not let go saying that Lisa van der Pum leaked that to the press she couldn't get over it to come from yet in this story in which the story of cathes poor behavior at the care book club and on the ride home with the soviet with a lease a rina
Starting point is 00:11:59 that that was okay that was okay that arica and according to kyle that was okay that was okay that Erica and according to Kyle that was okay that Erica and Lisa uh... rena got that story out about her sister to the press that was something that she just felt i'm in the middle of but when it was involved a dog it was the thought that was kind of an interesting point i also thought it was interesting during the episode.
Starting point is 00:12:26 Kyle was crying and she's like, you're here just put me in the middle. And this is so hard. She leans back and Kathy literally touches the lump in her throat. Like Kathy, fans just herself as a comedian. And I have to say, I think that was intentional. Because I remember the first time I saw it,
Starting point is 00:12:52 I was like, that's kind of a weird thing. Why are you touching her throat? But she was literally touching the lump in her throat. And I thought that was pretty genius. And I think when she also told meennah, she's like, well remember when I was venting on the Spinter Ride home Lisa you said, I'm preaching to the choir. You're preaching to the choir meaning that Lisa Rennah was joining in in the venting of probably bitching about the show about Bravo about how maybe they're both bigger stars than Doreet crystal
Starting point is 00:13:30 you know whatever because she said that Lisa and I said that that she also was mad at crystal and sudden and said that they're pion's and I thought that was crazy And then I just saw something that audio from a writer from Vanity Fair who went on the Bitch Sess podcast. And I believe he went on maybe right after Aspen. And he said on that podcast, which I heard the audio, that he said, I went to I heard the audio that he said I
Starting point is 00:14:05 went to the caribou club two days after the incident and I asked around and this person said that they did see Kathy Hilton there but they didn't it was not that big of a deal like it wasn't like this big thing it might have just been probably in a corner with music going, being like, let's leave. And that person then told this writer from Vanity Fair who went on pitch says that the rudest person was Lisa Rina, waiting for the Sprinter van with Kathy. So I mean, I just think this was an incredible season. It gave me a lot to fucking talk about, a lot to analyze. And according to Kathy Hilton, she says,
Starting point is 00:14:52 she won't be coming back as a friend if Erica and Lisa Rinneck come back. I think they're all going to come back and I think they all need to come back. And I want to see Erica date. I want to see who she's really boning, who's part of this stable. I think it's kind of annoying that we don't see anything. And so her legal stuff is going to go on for a long time. And I predict, I have a prediction. I predict there's going to be something interesting that happens in this case and it's going to be in Erica's image is going to change. And I think that I wouldn't be surprised if legally maybe she takes the stand of, I've been saying this whole time, I'm a victim too.
Starting point is 00:15:42 And these people screwed me as well which are the partners and these other lawyers that let this happen where they were keeping the money for themselves and not giving to the victims and maybe she'll somehow legally get on the side where we're all where we all got screwed by Gerardine Keese. I don't know. We'll see if that happens. But I could see that happening because I think more and more people are starting to realize like Piancés are.
Starting point is 00:16:20 She wasn't super conscious of like where every dollar went. I think she like I always said she just was able to spend the money. And we'll see. The other ladies that are constantly like, I feel so bad for the victims, I feel so bad for the victims. And then, of course, Diana Jenkins, oh, I gave $100,000 to the victims. I just heard an interview in which so far there's no proof that that pledge was ever made into actual money and if anybody really got anything and though 100,000 is
Starting point is 00:16:54 a nice thing, Diana Jenkins, there's so many victims that were screwed out of their winnings of their lawsuits. What would each person get like a thousand dollars, a couple hundred dollars? I mean, really, but so it's like the gesture, I feel like the other cast members constantly brought up the victims because they were getting so much shit from the Bravo spear being like, what about the, and because they're friendly on camera to Erica, who's their friend, they have to constantly say also on camera give the earrings back Erica what about these victims like they needed to say that protect themselves and i think that's what also
Starting point is 00:17:34 irritated Erica so i think that's pretty juicy analysis what do you think any i think i gave some extra juice that i didn't even know i had in me uh... now i'm excited to bring on a new guest. Please welcome Dana Moon. Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. I have a first time guest,
Starting point is 00:17:52 someone who I believe is very funny, so I hope you agree. I follow her on Instagram, she's a comedian, but she does a lot of characters and sketches, and she is the love is blind expert Dana Moon. That's me. Welcome to Juicy Sco. Thanks for having me.
Starting point is 00:18:06 I am an expert on making fun of reality stars. You do really great impressions as well as original characters. And I don't know how I found you. I don't know if someone sent me your thing or I came across it, but just tell everybody like what your background is in the comedy acting world. Well, I started doing improv at the groundlings
Starting point is 00:18:29 Oh, did you know that I was a groundling person? No, I mean, I know that yeah, I said not even know about that My sister I grew up in Connecticut and so I went out to college here. I went to USC. Oh stop it Are you waiting? Are you serious? I went to you. Are we the same person? I talk about grueling as an SC. So much that people sometimes get annoyed. I know I did not know that about you. Probably because I was attracted to you. Oh my God. Also that you're tall with brown hair and brown eyes. Yeah I feel as happened to be the same person. Okay so let's tell us everybody tell everybody where they can follow you. Oh, at Dana Moonme on Instagram. You read this right here.
Starting point is 00:19:07 Which I woke up to like 700 followers being gone and then they came back. And then they came to, I don't know. My Instagram is very strange right now. At Dana Moonme. No, it's not strange. So someone that's following is for you, it's strange. But to someone's following you,
Starting point is 00:19:21 they're gonna see lots of funny stuff. Yes, very funny. And then I have my Shane and Shana clip sketch pinned. Okay, great. I think that was my greatest love is blind work. Yeah, right now I'm doing a ton of love is blind sketches, and I'll be doing that for the next couple of weeks. And then I do a lot of like original characters, and I started posting my stand-up.
Starting point is 00:19:41 Oh, yeah, I love that one. The original character you did about the chaotic girl at brunch. How did you come up with that girl? Chaotic girl is a version of a lot of my girlfriends. Okay, in a way. Yeah. My one friend sat down and she's just like, I have so many credit cards right now. Why do I afford it from credit cards? People I don't even know.
Starting point is 00:20:01 And I'm like, this is the person, this is the character. So just do it a little bit of it. What would be like if I took chaotic girl to lunch today? Oh, should I walk in and do it? Yeah, okay. I need to actually really get up and really move it. Okay. Hey.
Starting point is 00:20:19 Oh, my fucking god, I'm so sorry that I'm right now. My car got towed. So I had to over here and then my Uber driver tried to have sex with me and he was actually hot. So then then I was like maybe I should have sex with you So I blew him like because we pulled over and then he didn't charge me But then now I realize he did charge me for the ride so can you can you pay for this launch right now because yeah I just feel like right now like I don't have any money in my bank because I like lost my job But then I got my job back
Starting point is 00:20:39 But then you know my only fans selling people said are like unsubscribing to me because like yeah cuz my feet cuz they're flat that's like a whole thing or whatever so anyways have you ordered yet? No do you want to split something? Let's see what you should order. Oh my gosh okay yeah so let's just split I think I should do I was vegan so but now I'm eating meat and now I'm doing paleo so So let's split like the steak, like the srirlan. Okay. Right. And then you can have the mashed potatoes and then I'll have the salad.
Starting point is 00:21:10 And then maybe we can split like, I don't know, like the mozzarella sticks. Okay. Something because I'm not really doing dairy, but like I'll take the cheese out and you can eat the cheese and then I'll eat the bread. Okay. That's how I'm good. Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:21:22 And then I'll get a dirty martini and then you're drinking. Um, I'll just have a glass for you. Okay. Yeah. She's drinking too. She's gonna have a dirty martini and then you're drinking? Um, you have, I'll just have a glass for you. Okay, yeah, she's drinking too. She's gonna have a dirty martini and I actually need to call my sponsor because I told her that I can drink on Sundays. Oh, right. What did she think of that?
Starting point is 00:21:38 She dropped me, but I sat, she said if I could, if I could sober again, then I can like call her and she can work with me again. But so is your sober coach coach a Teddy Mellon camp like accountability person? Yeah, well she's supposed to, like she's supposed to walk me through the steps and do all that stuff, but I'm California sober.
Starting point is 00:21:54 So right now I'm just like drinking on Sundays. Oh, I thought that was just you could smoke pot. You could smoke pot and drink on Sundays. Oh, yeah. And then I could smoke pot like most days of the week. If it's like a brunch. Yeah, anyways, you look amazing. That's so cute. Did you steal that smoke pot like most days of the week. If it's like a brunch. Yeah. Anyways, you look amazing.
Starting point is 00:22:05 That's so cute. Did you steal that from me? No, no, I've had this for like three years, but I, yeah. I feel like you stole it from me and you should give it back. Like we should go to the bathroom and just swap shirts. I would never. I would never.
Starting point is 00:22:18 I love it. So so funny. What's her name? Does she have a name? I shouldn't have a name yet. You should help me name her. Chaotic Girl. It's my nephews two and a half.
Starting point is 00:22:29 And he asked my sister to watch Auntie and Blue. Because when I do, I have a blue jumpsuit when I do Chaotic Girl through the Starbucks drive-through. Okay. Which is like my favorite sketch, because I don't even know how this is. I want to see her go through the Starbucks drive-through. Should I do the sketch is the funniest that I did. I'm on my earbuds.
Starting point is 00:22:50 Pulling up. You know, you can do that. Okay, hello, welcome to Starbucks. What can I get you for today? Hi, do you sign core cards? Do I what? Signed core cards? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:23:04 Oh my God, I'm so sorry. I was in don't know. Oh my god I'm so sorry I was in an AA meeting. Yeah. And I need to get my court cards. I never gonna do I. Okay can I do like a venty large iced coffee with whip and like extra whip? Yes do you want any what kind of know? Actually you know what I can't do whip because oh my god I just remember I shit my pants last time I drank a lot of dairy so can you just like do almond milk instead? Sure, so we'll eventay almond milk. Is almond milk, is that three shots or two?
Starting point is 00:23:32 Let's do eight shots. Okay. And then also can you do a pup cup? Yeah, eight shots of espresso. And then also can you do a pup cup for my dog? Oh, what's your dog's name? And oh shit. Oh my god, my dog's not here.
Starting point is 00:23:44 My dog's not here, I have to go, okay, wait, can you just speed that order up? I literally lost my dog. Do you still want the pup? Pup, pup. Pup, pup. Pup, pup. And wait, by the way, I asked her, I go,
Starting point is 00:23:58 is it okay if I pay with a credit card, that's not mine? And she goes, yeah, but I was like, that's fine, you'll take it. It's like, I just like found some guys like random card card and I'm gonna use it. And she was like, okay, 5.67 and drive up. I hope you gave her a tip. I did, yeah, I had to give her a tip. But I, she was so nice.
Starting point is 00:24:18 And that was, yeah, that was my favorite one to do because I, driving up, I'm like, I have all these like jokes in my head that I wanna do. And I'm like, if it doesn't work, it doesn't work it doesn't work like it's like a one shot it's you know one shot wonder and it's my two and a half nephews favorite thing to watch me going through a drive-thru being like just like losing my mind I think that's so cute okay so I think the first thing I saw you do was love is blind and it we first season. We're going to get into
Starting point is 00:24:46 third season. But first season you did a whole layer. I love that you do guys do too. I love doing guide characters. So many guys right now do like real housewives and they put on a wig and they lip sync and everyone's like, oh my god. Grave is not the funniest thing. And I'm like, well, it's just a lip sync and it's a guy in a wig. But hey, he's bringing you joy. He's bringing you joy, you know? But I'm like, I love that you do do guys and you're doing really funny as well as girls. And so you were doing the star of season one.
Starting point is 00:25:16 The star, the man, the man, the legend. Who a shame. Yeah, yeah. It's all about the lips and the eyes, baby. Yeah. People to this day, comment on all my videos, can't stop, can't unsee Shane. And I'm like, do I really look like him?
Starting point is 00:25:34 I look like him. Should I look at directly at the camera? I tell us, tell us, tell us, shade. I'm gonna just get a heavy review shade right now. So it's just been a couple years. What do you think, where's your life now? Well, I'm just kind of like staying off the grid and people are being really mean
Starting point is 00:25:57 and it's like you have to stop being mean. It's like where people to, you know? And so are you in love with anyone? Are you dating anyone right now? No, I'm just, I'm not on any dating apps and I'm not on, I'm not on hinge or Tinder or anything at all. So, and can't find me there.
Starting point is 00:26:15 What do you live in golf of? Are you still, it was you a realtor? Were you a realtor? Yeah, I'm a realtor. Oh, that seems to be a big career for people to just go on reality shows with. Well, you know, I sell houses in Illinois and I'm like, I'm gonna move to LA, so maybe I'll sell some houses in Beverly Hills and get on selling sunset or something, you know?
Starting point is 00:26:35 I think that's totally gonna happen for you. I'm not on Coke! I'm not on Coke! I'm a lot of energy! You said you had a personal story, he blocked you. I have a lot of energy. Did you say that the real shade blocked you? Yes.
Starting point is 00:26:53 The real Shane, Shane and I, so I was doing these impressions, and they were all going viral, and I was tagging. And he would watch them all, and he wouldn't comment. And one day I just DMed him out of the blue and I was like, hey, let's collab. And he responded, sure, okay, not expecting that. And then we messaged back and forth and he was kind of, he was like, I really hated you at first,
Starting point is 00:27:25 but now I'm realizing how funny they are. And I'm down, let's collab. I have a manager now, I wanna kinda spin the image because the image didn't make him look good and from the show. So we had these sketches planned, we FaceTime, we had a writing session, we were texting, and did you meet in person? We didn't meet in person. We had a writing session, we were texting, and...
Starting point is 00:27:45 Wait, did you meet in person? We didn't meet in person. He was not able to cut, we had a date to meet up in person because he was coming to LA to do Nick Vale's podcast. Do you, was there any moment in your life or anyone close to you that were like, what if? Yes. You guys look up. Everybody. All of my friends. What if yes you guys hook up everybody
Starting point is 00:28:07 all of my friends And this is where I was at whether I was just recently single Uh-huh. I just broke up with my boyfriend. Okay, and I was in one of those places where I was like Yeah, I could What maybe that maybe may be like you know what I mean? You know when you're like fresh out of a breakup and every guy is kind of like, you know, he's attractive and then you look back six months later and you're like that maybe wasn't the best idea.
Starting point is 00:28:34 Yeah, so that's the head space I was in. Right. And honestly Shane is attractive. Yeah, no, he's too. Like when his mouth's closed. Yeah, I mean he's not. He was definitely my heart the cutest of the guys So for those of you who don't know it blind
Starting point is 00:28:50 Love his blind is it's three seasons on Netflix and It's these people meet in these what they call in these pods So they're talking they each have a couch. They have glass of wine sometimes they eat the same meal And they have a date talking to each other, but they don't get to see each other So then they say I'm in low with person, they get engaged and then we see them, go on vacation together, have interactions with other people that they knew from the experiment where the girls all live on one side, the guys live on the other, and then we, and then we find out, are they gonna actually walk down the aisle and get married or not? And so, he was in first season and he fell in love with this girl.
Starting point is 00:29:29 What was her name, do you remember? Natalie. Natalie. And he was into Shayna. Like, the most interesting part of the show is that people are dating through a wall. Right. They're not seeing each other. Right.
Starting point is 00:29:42 That's what it is. Love this blind. And so, so funny to me. You don't know their height, their body type, you don't know their ethnicity unless they reveal it. Like there is some ways where they reveal it. Or someone's like, oh my god, well, you know, I always listen to, you know, and they'll say like Spanish music and 50 people would come to a bar mitzvah, not a bar mitzvah, but baptism.
Starting point is 00:30:02 And then someone could, on the other side, go, okay, I think I'm talking to a Mexican Christian girl or whatever, you know, like you can sort of figure it out, but for the most part, like you don't know, you know, what they look like or what their ethnicity is, which is cool, like it's really just having conversations and like how many kids you wanna have and this kind of thing.
Starting point is 00:30:23 So having an emotional connection. Yeah, yeah. So, okay, so you're having the writing sessions with him and then what happened? So, what was your idea? Can you tell us what the idea was? I guess, yes. Okay, so we actually did film a sketch where I kind of like called him and I told him what I wanted him to film on his phone where I did it getting into Shane tutorial. Okay, and I think he still has it up on his TikTok.
Starting point is 00:30:49 I have it on on my TikTok and Instagram. Where I'm like, hey guys, it's Dana, like I'm not showing you like how I get into Shane and then I like do the hair, I do the outfit and I like do the eyes and the mouth and then turn around and I cut it so that he is, it's like he's walking in and we kind of have a stare off and there's dramatic music. Okay. It was cute, it was fun. And you were able to do that without meeting in person. Without meeting in person and he liked it,
Starting point is 00:31:12 he posted it, he was happy with it. And his deal was, don't do any more impersonations of me, which I reached a limit where I was like, I've done too many videos of you. So I was already stopping. Yeah. And you're also a no problem because you're kind of over with. You're kind of what? Or with.
Starting point is 00:31:34 Like, I'm kind of over it too. Well, I thought for us to come together, to do some stuff would be really fun. And anyways, okay, so I think he saw that he saw older videos that weren't as flattering that weren't as flattering that he didn't watch before and I think he thought I was like doing more impressions of him oh new impressions he didn't realize that like those were videos. Got it. Because he set me like this crazy message of like, you know, at this point, you're bullying me. Like, I told you no more videos. You're still doing videos. And I wasn't. And then he posted to
Starting point is 00:32:17 his story that I was like, but that I was bullying him. Tags me. And so then I have like you know thousands of people coming to my account Being like you're such a dumb bully bitch stop being such a bully bitch And I'm like this feels like you're bullying me like what is this message like it was so intense and he blocked me on Instagram he blocked me on on his phone and so the one the the couple ideas that I had was Shane on his phone. And so the one, the, the couple ideas that I had was Shane marrying Shane. Right. And I wanted us to do like a Shane falling in love with Shane and kind of like, you know, we're like, we're obsessed with each other.
Starting point is 00:32:54 Yeah. And it's like two P's in a pod. And then there was, there was one more sketch, but I'm blanking on it. But it, but he was like, that like we, we had like dates to film. And then I think he just, he like lost his mind. And it all happened at two in the morning, and it was very erratic. All the messages were crazy. And was there a part of you that did feel bad? There was a part, yeah, there was a part of me
Starting point is 00:33:18 that did feel bad because I never have the intention of like hurting somebody's feelings. Right. And the part that felt bad about it was like I didn't get to talk to him and be like, Hey, I didn't make these videos. New ones. Yeah. Like I respected what you said to me.
Starting point is 00:33:39 Yeah. And I genuinely like him as a person. And I, you know, he just had like moments of losing his mind on TV, which were hilarious. And I was like, let's capitalize on it. Like people are gonna love you if they can see that you can kind of like make fun of yourself which he was starting to do.
Starting point is 00:33:55 And then he just like literally freaked out on me like he did Natalie, like the whole thing with Natalie like before the wedding when he like freaked out on her. What was to fill up, fill us in on that. So the night before the wedding, I think freaked out on her. What was to fill up, the listed on that. So the night before the wedding, I think he got like, he got really drunk. He said some things. It wasn't on camera.
Starting point is 00:34:11 Nobody really knows what it was. I think he said he hated her. Did it call the DJ and F.A.G. No, just kidding. No, no, no, he hated her. He said some mean stuff. And then the next day, they were wedding day.
Starting point is 00:34:29 And she had to flip out and then was normal, right? So it was that energy where I was like, oh my gosh, this is a pattern. This is who this guy is. He just freaks out on people. Yeah. And then expects it to like, I'm good. So you should be good.
Starting point is 00:34:46 Yeah. Yeah. So that was like uncomfortable for me. And then obviously, you know, it's being a comic and an impressionist, I can't wrap my brain around people thinking that's bullying. Yeah. Because I'm genuinely just impersonating and
Starting point is 00:35:07 exaggerating things they do that I think is funny and none of it is ill intent and none of it is like there's no there's no like meanness about it. I mean I think that you know obviously the people who choose who's gonna be on the show they choose people that they know are gonna spark conversation at home. You know, so they choose these kind of people and there is no real therapy session for it. But if you're somebody who might wanna do love is blind or a bachelor or anything like that,
Starting point is 00:35:40 there should be some conversation and maybe there is to be like, okay, just know, now you're a public figure. And there could be an SNL sketch there could be a podcaster there could be comedian like I'm not you got to be able to like like yeah and if you're okay with that then do it and if you're not if you can't a mat if you if there's something in your childhood that's like this sort of happened to you and we're gonna slumber party and it was like completely traumatic for you, then you should not go on these shows. Because if you're a public figure, it's fair game.
Starting point is 00:36:13 Right. If you're going on TV, it's fair game. But I'm saying, I don't think people get either told that or think that through when they go on something. I think they go on Bachelor or Love is Well, I'm thinking, best thing that can happen is I fall in love, I find the love of my life, I go dancing with the stars,
Starting point is 00:36:32 and I never have to have a nine to five again, and I have a ton of followers. And the worst thing that can happen is, I have a great story to tell, I get the boot early, and I might get recognized at a bar and get laid more often because of it. That's worst case. And I don't think people think about,
Starting point is 00:36:51 okay, there's also this other case that like I don't fall in love, I don't have a career that lasts a lifetime, but for a couple of years in there, I'm kind of famous and people make fun of me on social media. And there's also that option, you know. And I don't think people are overlooking that. I don't think people think the middle. I think they think either the best is this,
Starting point is 00:37:14 fall in love and being famous. Yeah. And the worst is like, oh whatever, I have a story to tell. I'm glad I tried it. Who cares? Maybe I go on bachelor in paradise and whatever. Mm-hmm. and get my real estate license. I don't know, but like, yeah, I think people need to think more about that and think, do I have the mental capacity of being okay with that? Like, you know, I don't think their family thinks about it. I don't think their average friends think about it.
Starting point is 00:37:42 So hopefully if they're listening to Juicey Scoop and it sees it themselves or their friend they will make them aware that this is a major possibility because like you would not want you don't I mean as someone who's done impressions of people as well in whole life only once did someone come up to me and was like mad at me for it in all of my years. Oh my gosh. I got so many people. And it was so many people were mad at me for this. It was Ali Lohan and it limsey Lohan's younger sister. And it was that kid. It was that Kim and Chris Humphrey sweating. And I was buzzed and I thought she would love the fact that when I was in Chelsea lately, we we parodied her reality show. And I played her, and Chelsea played Dean a low hand,
Starting point is 00:38:27 and the other guy Brad played her younger brother. And it was so dumb like the stuff that we did, but it was like really based on what we were watching, right? And the show was une, and I had to tell this girl who was only like 14 at the time, why we can do this? Like I'm like, no, you're on a reality show, and it's only out of love. 14 at the time, why we can do this? Like I'm like, no, you're on a reality show and it's only out of love and she's years later, I'm like staying at Jill's Aaron's house in the Hamptons
Starting point is 00:38:53 and she and Lindsay are there and now she's older and she was great. But I didn't remind her. Because I honestly don't even know she remembered that I was the girl that like didn't remind her, because I honestly don't even know she remembered that I was the girl that did an impression of her. Because she was like, that was the only time that someone came up and was like, no, you're horrible for doing this.
Starting point is 00:39:13 In all of my years of doing house-wise and ever, but everything else. But it does affect you when someone said that, because it's the exact same feeling that you think you're like, oh my god, that was never my intention, but then I thought, well, this is kind of fucked. And it was a kid. And now I am kind of like an advocate of like kids
Starting point is 00:39:34 being really protected in the reality world and social media space. Because of that exact reason. Because I don't think, I don't think what she went on this show in her mom was like, probably let's have a show. I don't, let's make Ali a senior. I don't think what she went on this show and her mom was like, probably let's have a show. I don't, let's make Ali a senior. I don't think the mom thought, I don't think anyone thought,
Starting point is 00:39:50 oh, there might be a chance that someone does an impression of a 14 year old. Exactly. Yeah, yeah. See, but kids decide, like just adults, go back to adults. I would be so flattered if people were doing impressions of me and making, like, mocking. Yeah. I mean, I, I don't know, because those were like a lot of the comments I got of,
Starting point is 00:40:12 like, how would you feel someone did this for you? I'm like, I feel like I made it. Like, that's cool. There was, I would love that. There was one time that SNL did an impression of time that SNL did an impression of a mockery, like a parody of Chelsea Lele. And it wasn't like a hit, it was like a sketch that was like towards the end of the show, meaning that was not the best sketches. And they never said what it was, but it was clearly our show. And like the panel was, I think, a parody of someone that was Lonnie Love, a parody of someone who was Ross Matthew, a parody of someone who's Chelsea. And I can't remember who they did for like a third type, maybe like a guy or just an average guy or something being.
Starting point is 00:40:55 And like making fun of like obviously how Dumbar Show was and stuff. And we kind of saw it and we were like, and, but I think it was, it might have affected the powers that be a little bit. And just like, is my show that dumb? And I'm like, yeah, comedians hated our show unless they were on it. There was no other comedians that were like currently watching at home,
Starting point is 00:41:21 and being like, we, oh my God, I die laughing. The only other person I think is maybe Sarah Silverman actually did say she watched the show and she loved it. But like, I think people were kind of a little bit bitter because if they weren't on it, they were seeing that the people that were on it were like popping off in headlining clubs. And so it was like, why is this person,
Starting point is 00:41:44 you know, who's on this stupid show that talks about Britney Spears and Lindsey Lohan, why are they doing it? So it was like, it was definitely not like, oh god, I respect Heather McDowell, she's on Chelsea lately. It was never that. Like it was like, oh, these people are idiots and definitely not supported by the comedy world at all. But that's how comedians are.
Starting point is 00:42:06 Yeah. And always will be. Yeah. But no one's truly happy for you unless they can like get on board unless they're on, right? They're on that with you. Yeah. But this is before I started to stand up.
Starting point is 00:42:17 I was a big fan of the show. Yeah. I loved the show. Thank you. I thought it, it's so fun. No, I think it did well. There was a lot of people at home that liked it, but I'm saying there were bitter people, probably mostly guys, bitter guys that weren't able to get on it,
Starting point is 00:42:34 that would kind of bash it. And it's the same way I felt like, you know, with SNL, I would see it too. Like there would be, I saw a parody of like, you know, of SNL people years ago, like making fun of podcasts. And I'm like parody of SNL people years ago making fun of podcasts. I'm like, of course, because they're in a writer's room, beholden to working for someone, and they're like, let's mock something that's actually people are doing successfully, that I'm a little bit jealous, I can't do it.
Starting point is 00:43:01 The same way we would be like, who are these YouTubers like 15 years ago? Who are these people making millions of dollars that are like Like we would do it too, you know I thought I felt about people on tiktok dancing Yeah, and then I and then I saw everyone's career was popping off during the pandemic and I was like I'm on it Like what dance move am I doing like I'm like in like I'm all I totally get the process of like I totally get the process of hating it, hating it. Okay, I better join it. Like if you can't beat them, join them,
Starting point is 00:43:28 a totally, but when I would see certain things, I was like, oh, I know exactly, because I've been in the room of being bitter jealous and making fun of something. And then here we all are all on social media, all having podcasts, all. But in the beginning, people shined on it because they felt like, oh, I'm a superior person because I'm on an actual TV show that's actually
Starting point is 00:43:53 writer's guild. That's actually, you know, and I was like, OK, now you're all on it. Really, you know, like now you're doing what I've been doing. Like, it's just, it's like an organ. But let's get back to, OK, well rest in peace Shane we don't know what's gonna happen with him let's get to the new season three season okay so this is the cast I right now as we are what as we're doing this you said the finale is Wednesday so that would be tomorrow and I have only watched the first three
Starting point is 00:44:25 episodes so I'm familiar with all these characters that I'm seeing a lot of juicy skippers talking about it so I'm like oh my god let's so of course they pair up and then we feature on the pairs and the pairs are this girl Alexa she falls in love with Brennan Brennan and he's like a tall I don't see from Texas or did you just have a cowboy hat? He's from Texas. Okay, and Like his secret is I don't have a lot of money. No heat no AC What is it he keeps saying I grew up no heat no AC. He said I a lot. He said it He he wrote like I was up with no heat, no A.C. He said, I, a lot. He said it, he wrote, like, I was,
Starting point is 00:45:08 I was money deficient or something, like it was kind of an interesting way he said, like I grew up really poor, and that was kind of his secret. And then, not so much of a secret though, because he kept saying it. Yeah. He kept talking about it.
Starting point is 00:45:23 And then she comes from big money. She's from like, uh, Israeli, uh, big family. I didn't know that she came from big money, but I figured she, just from her style, I figured that she, you know, wasn't hurt in life. And, um, so, Annie, she's really pretty. And, um, but her thing thing i felt like the producers were like oh we're gonna put a girl that's really pretty but she's not a size to and i'm watching this and i'm like
Starting point is 00:45:52 uh... all the other girls are similar like sized like what is it matter he was thrilled to see her she was thrilled to see him they seem like the best match however he's a little too in there. Well, also I was like, I wonder if it'll be an issue with religion and stuff, though he never,
Starting point is 00:46:12 he didn't mention religion, but I thought that might be. But can I do spoilers for this? Yeah, please do. He is converting to Judaism. He met the dad. Cause she's Jewish. And the dad was very intense. Okay.
Starting point is 00:46:24 And he kept being like, yes sir, no sir. And then he asked him, he goes, so tell me about yourself. And he goes, he was so nervous. The first thing he said, he goes, oh, well, my name is Brennan. And I grew up here and I grew up from a poor family. And I was like, what is he,
Starting point is 00:46:42 and he just like was so nervous. So everything was sir sir sir and the dad was like stop saying sir like what are you doing the dad was like harsh with him and uh Alexis has a very hot stepmom who looks younger than her well she has a four-year-old half-sister so I figured that the mom was young. Mom is smoke and hot. Okay. Could be the same age. We don't know. But yeah, it was a very, it was very awkward meeting the whole family because they all kind of like lined up. And I'm thinking that the producers tell them, tell the family to grill. Oh yeah. Yeah. Of course. They have to because I was like in real life,
Starting point is 00:47:26 nobody is this intense. Like how many relationships have you had? Okay, so what religion was he? Nothing or he, is any Christian? I don't know, I'm just Catholic and she's Jewish. But he's like, I'm not that into it, so I'm happy to convert. Yes, he's happy to convert.
Starting point is 00:47:42 Okay, all right, well good for that. I think they actually might last because he is so in love with her. And I think those relationships do better when the man is more in love and more obsessed. I'm going to make a reduction right now having only what three episodes. Okay. Nope. Really why? I think she's going to realize that now that she's been loved this well, that
Starting point is 00:48:08 she's deserving of more, and she wants more. Yeah. And she's going to see like, I'm pretty, I'm super popular. I'm obsessed with this guy's obsessed with me. Like, I think there's more out there. And I'm just not ready to make this commitment. Like I think maybe she won't marry him and also if she is a secret thirst monster, she might be like it'll get much more hype if I don't marry him but we could still date. So I'm going to take this risk to hope that he doesn't hate me for not marrying him at this moment but I kind of don't want to fully get married because once you get married, the party's over. It's like, it's like, if Megan Foxx and, you know, and once we're over Megan Foxx and machine gun Kelly. Once they get married. I'm over them now. It's like, people are only into that thing.
Starting point is 00:49:00 The beginning. That's why everyone was obsessed with Kravis and now that they're married, no one really talks about it. No one cares, no one even cares who they were for Halloween. That's right, and last year we cared. We'd carry. We cared last year. No one cares. So, he is, she's gonna break his heart, you think.
Starting point is 00:49:16 I think they look so cute together though. She may not break his heart forever, but I just have a feeling she may say, I don't also being wealthy, I don't want this to be the actual wedding. So I'm going to say I need to pick a break, but I still love you. And then let's do something greater,
Starting point is 00:49:35 and we can maybe even get a special on our own. But I also want to really feel it out. Because all these kids have been raised on the bachelor in the fact that so they also have to have some line of intelligence of knowing how once the cameras are gone and once they can live in a free world how there's such a small percentage of it working out so maybe we don't all want to officially get married because it doesn't work out
Starting point is 00:50:00 now i am divorced and this has taken something away i'm mean, I still think even if you go in the bathroom and get engaged or even go, it is gonna take away from the fact that when you really do get married, you did kinda go through these motions with someone else. But that's a risk you take for Instagram followers. And I get that.
Starting point is 00:50:19 Well, I don't think, this couple doesn't come off to me as like Therese monsters and like fame chaser See I'm only predicting this as someone who isn't watched it so I could be totally wrong But I there's a lot of the other people who definitely let's get into the other people have the other people We have this girl that's Jelly what's her name Colleen and Matt Colleen is the Colleen and Matt. Colleen is the ballet dancer. I do ballet. That was really funny when you were doing ballet. You did her on your Instagram TikTok. She kind of like, does this thing? Or she just, she like just talks like with her mouth really big, do you notice how it's? When she was, because she gets rejected a few times from guys that she liked. She not rejected twice. And I felt like what I was watching it and I hadn't even seen your video.
Starting point is 00:51:06 I was like, I just was like, um, do I need to remind you that I can do the splits? Do I need to remind you that I can sit on your face? I can play a wall sucking my toes. I don't know that. I can play on your deck. And every guy is like, I'm really, she has, I know a lot of of people are really a lot of guys are like really excited to talk to a ballet dancer I'm like no one cares to talk to a billet. Do you think any one of these guys is like so tell me What you know were you in the net cracker?
Starting point is 00:51:37 Like yeah, no what type of conservative? I don't actually know how often you go through Bell A slippers is it three weeks or two like what how long you've been on toe and first of all I also want to say I'm gonna be a you're not gonna like to see their people Not didn't think the bod look like an active belly dancer I mean a lot of the belly dancers that I've met look very different. Yes, okay. That's a fair thing. Yeah Maybe she teaches ballet Maybe she was a belly dancer when she was young. Maybe she does the bar method Maybe she's a bar method teacher. Maybe she just only knows to play I don't know, but I was like
Starting point is 00:52:19 Where are their videos? Can you watch videos of her doing ballet? But like I mean she's city like she's sitting confessional, her posture wasn't even a ballet posture. It was like, like I was just like, what? What's happening? What really constitutes, like, are you, and then, oh, I wanna have, you know, any of the people that said they wanna have 10 kids, I'm sitting here going, again, you're such an idiot.
Starting point is 00:52:43 I mean, have you not watched TLC? There's been about 50 shows on people that have too many kids and it's a fucking disaster, okay? It's too hard. Do you know what 10, do you even know what two kids look like? Why would you say you want 10? Oh yeah, I love that, I love that.
Starting point is 00:52:57 I always say you want a little team. That was mad, everything. I love that, I love that. I love that. What do you, do you even know what that would be like? Like, getting, rounding up kids to have dinner every night,
Starting point is 00:53:07 like do even know how hard your life will be? Are you even thinking it through? So what it seems like a lot to me. It is. So what do you think of them potential? What is your guess? I think he's too traumatized from his last relationship and his high school sleep cheated on him.
Starting point is 00:53:26 And I think she is in the party girl phase. She's 25. Like, she's not looking to settle down. She's looking to party. And I think she's, I mean, she's just constantly triggering him. I think he's, I think she's going to say yes, and he's going to say no, ultimately.
Starting point is 00:53:42 OK. Good guess. All right, then we have this girl, what's her name? This is Nancy. Nancy, she is... She's a speech pathologist. She's my favorite. And she's 31.
Starting point is 00:53:54 And I thought this was juicy and that she said I have something to tell you. I have done egg donation 10 times over or something. We're each person gets all the eggs they want. And so potentially, she said potentially, I could have 100 kids out there that are all my kids. And I've told them that they could all reach me when they're 18 to say, hey, if they choose. Imagine it's more. Imagine she has like 500 kids out there and
Starting point is 00:54:28 So I was like okay, I found that so juicy. I'm so glad they found someone like this because I think it's like so Interesting and there's been plenty of movies done about sperm donors and stuff But we really haven't explored because it's a newer form of medicine someone that is a professional egg donor and like that have really made this like they're living. And the way I understand it to be is there are people that just do it on a rare occasion. And sometimes you can buy that person's entire lot
Starting point is 00:55:02 of eggs, the entire carton, which means you cannot make eggs for anybody else. So only one family gets your egg? Yes, because I don't want my kid going to another rich school and possibly fucking their sister, okay? So I'm gonna buy the whole lot, and you can. Did it happen on TikTok? It's probably a lot. And you can do it with sperm too. I know lesbian's that it buy the whole lot and it that happened on TikTok. It's probably a lot and you can do it with sperm too
Starting point is 00:55:26 I know lesbian instead of bought the whole sperm like we just want the sperm of this dude and we don't want him Doing anymore and anymore around now that costs extra and then so there's that and then People that really want specific things like what was your SATs? What's your education, do you have any special talents besides just being genetically healthy. And then of course, they want to pick someone that looks like them or not or whatever. And so I was like, well, chances are she's like pretty bright, which I think the she is because she's educated.
Starting point is 00:56:02 But I was also like, is she super wealthy because when she was first talking to the other guy Andrew, she seemed to be like, I need someone that can elevate my life financially. And I'm like, what are you selling these eggs for? $50? Because some people can make $20,000 off of an egg retrieval. I thought that she sold 20,000 past.
Starting point is 00:56:25 And then when she was younger, that's the impression I got in her early 20s. But I mean, I know that people can get eggs for as little as 2,000, 2,500, and as much as like 50,000, based on the person, the hookup with the place, again, buying it all, not buying it all. So I was like, yeah, I guess she didn't make that much money off of it.
Starting point is 00:56:51 I think, yeah, I'm not sure because she, but she's cute. She's cute. She seems very successful. She has four or five properties. Oh, so then she's flipping. Well, then she did put those eggs in a few baskets. Yeah, home baskets. She probably took that money and invested it into like her properties I'm assuming. So, but Andrew didn't want her. Andrew, she didn't want Andrew. She thought
Starting point is 00:57:21 Andrew would live a player. And Andrew, do we have a photo of Andrew or did Andrew not get someone in the end? Andrew didn't get anyone in the end. Okay. Let's be very hot. Okay. But first, we talk about the guy she did get. This guy was a personal trainer, not personal trainer. He's a super fitness guy. He does the competitions. Remember, he said that.
Starting point is 00:57:38 He's, yeah, he does. He like goes out in the speedo and like doesn't drink water for three days and and like, and flexes. Okay. And he's only 25 and she's 31 and educated. I think this has no chance of working. No chance. And especially if you keep watching, how he's treating her and how he's turned on her.
Starting point is 00:58:03 I just have to say that these women, Nancy specifically has so much confidence because like he's saying to her, I'm not physically attracted to you. He does say that? Yeah, he's like, it's hard for me. But they're boning, right? Yeah, and he's like, my physical type is Raven.
Starting point is 00:58:21 My physical type is someone who's like in shape. And Raven was this brave and they had a connection, but their only connection was like we like to live weights. It was like so stupid. I'm like, that's not a real connection. Right. So I, for me, I'm so sensitive and I don't know about you. If a guy would say to me that I'm dating, like, I'm not into your physical type, die. Die. I die. Die. I'm dating, like, I'm not into your physical type. Dive into this.
Starting point is 00:58:45 Dive. And I'd be out the door, like, I just wouldn't be like, let me stick around and like, I'm especially if, and this has happened to me a little bit throughout my years before I got married because I've always been like, you know, put it on an outfit and look pretty cute, but I'm not blessed athletically. And I like, I still like a chip on my shoulder
Starting point is 00:59:12 that I was like the last picked on number team, like at school, which thank God they stopped doing that. So there sometimes should be guys that I'd feel like there'd be a little like, they'd be a little disappointed in the fact that I wasn feel like there'd be a little like, there'd be a little disappointed in the fact that I wasn't like athletic. And do you think they thought that or was that just you created that?
Starting point is 00:59:31 It was, first of all, it's true. Like I'm not. They said that. And then, yeah, I just heard this one guy I went out with and we were gonna go rollerblading, which honestly I was always pretty good at rollerblading, that's how long ago was. That was like a popular thing to do.
Starting point is 00:59:46 And I don't think it was really great exercise anyway, because you're just fucking rolling. It's not like that hard. And but after we went rollerblading, which I thought I did a decent job, we went to breakfast and I ordered like a crab Benedict, because like if that's on the menu, how are you not getting that, especially when someone else is paying? Of course. It's like seafood with a fancy like poached egg. What are those expensive things? And he was like, wow, there's a lot of calories in that holiday sauce.
Starting point is 01:00:12 No. Yes. Oh. And I was like, okay, I'm out. Because like, no. Like, I can't be the one. Same. Yeah, I would be done.
Starting point is 01:00:24 So I would be completely intimidated to be dating a guy whose life is hardcore fitness. Like that's different than just having a guy that's like, especially if that's not your lifestyle. Right. Yeah. If someone's like waking up at 6 a.m. on a Saturday to like do a five-hour hike. And you're like, that's not your thing. Then I think it's so weird when there is a couple like that. Like I'm always like, how? Like there was this couple that lived on the street for me and had three kids and the wife was like cute, but she's like average, whatever.
Starting point is 01:00:54 And the guy was like shirtless running around the neighborhood, like running, like every day running twice a day shirtless. I don't know what they were living off of. He certainly wasn't working. And one day I was like, ran into the daughter, and she was an adult. I'm like, how are your parents? She's like, oh my god, they got divorced. Like, he's living with his girlfriend in Maui. And I was like, he was running away from her. Yeah. That's like, oh my god, this whole time, I thought I thought they were like a mismatch. I don't know. I think that that extreme was like, oh my God, this whole time I thought I thought I was running. I kind of thought they were like a mismatch. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:01:27 I think that extreme, like, healthy lifestyle, I feel like it has to be. That's where I kind of feel like. Two people in the relationship have to be on the same level with them. Yes. Or eventually, I had a rock bottom. I dated this guy in Connecticut during the pandemic and he was a crazy hiker, like the full gear, just like a Patagonia person.
Starting point is 01:01:48 I guess I said that best. Yes, yes. He took me like ice hiking in the winter. I did, first of all, like there's like you have to have like hiking skis or something, hiking shoes that look like skis. Okay. I don't even know the term, it's psychotic.
Starting point is 01:02:04 Okay. Like ice, like you know term, it's psychotic. Okay. Like, I, like, you know, you need to have like blades on your shoes and your, it was, I thought I was going to, I have a question. When he asked you, were you like, I'm gonna do it because I like to hike and I like have some warm clothing and this will be a fun thing to do
Starting point is 01:02:19 and I wanna show them that I'm open to stuff. Like the night before, were you like dreading it or did you not know would be that bad? Did not know would be that bad. I do love hiking, that I'm open to stuff. Like the night before, were you like dreading it or did you not know it would be that bad? Did not know it would be that bad. I do love hiking, but I live in California. I hike in California. Yeah, I'm going up running in Canyon is not ice hiking with special shoes.
Starting point is 01:02:34 I've never done ice hiking and I didn't really consider that snow that much. And as we were like, as we started walking towards the trail and I saw that the mountain was filled with ice, I started to panic, and I'm like, maybe we should go back and he was not having it. But anyways, that relationship did not last. So anyway, this girl, this was so funny,
Starting point is 01:02:56 you did a funny bit on her. So this girl, when she was talking to the other guy, he started to break, he shared this vulnerable story about how his mom ran into her old boyfriend but his dad was there so the dad felt bad. That was where he made no sense. It was so boring and lame. Anyway, she took that time to like work out and that's where I'm like, she's like working
Starting point is 01:03:19 out doing jumping Jeff and he's like, I can hear your hands clap. She has necklaces and they're like moving making a noise now that I kind of wonder like if I ran into hurt a bar I'd be like did the producers tell you to do that because I'm like there is enough time where you're not in the pod that you could get your work out in and like you're really only like in this pod pie for like 60 minutes a time I think they're in there all day. I think they put them in there. All right, I kind of want to know that. So anyway, she.
Starting point is 01:03:49 To me, that's interesting. She, and then he says to her, he's like, I don't know after you're jumping jacks, like, and after I broke up my, you know, opened my heart to you, I don't know that you're the right girl for me because I don't know that you're gonna be the person that when I'm feeling down, you'll make me feel better.
Starting point is 01:04:04 And she goes, yeah, same, I'm out too know that you're gonna be the person that when I'm feeling down, you'll make me feel better. And she goes, yeah, same. I'm out too, because I never want to be the person that makes you feel better. Do you know what she said? She said, that's not my role to make a guy feel better. I kind of see where she's coming from, but that was a harsh way of saying. I think that is... And then she goes, and actually, like I thought she was pretty bitchish. Like actually, every guy that I've ever dated has been way more in love with me than I have been with
Starting point is 01:04:31 them. And I'm like, oh my god, run from the hell. Like you're such a conceited. And then also what she said, I have something to confess to you. You know, I'm like, okay, let's, let's hear one girl's giving away eggs. Another person didn't have heat growing up. What are we gonna get? And she's like, on the weekends,
Starting point is 01:04:49 a lot of guys have a lot of issues with this. But on the weekends, I need to confess to you that I, oh my God, I work in the service industry. I mean, she's like, so are you okay with that? And he's like, I mean, are you a stripper or like full prostitute? And she's like, no, I bartend and like cater waiter. I was waiting for only fans. And then I mean, it was a little more than that. She goes, I do bottle service and she's, boy, I could see why some guys in the past might have an issue with like wearing cute clothes, Mark, I don't know why they would, but I-
Starting point is 01:05:27 What guy has an issue with the girl, the one-tender? Idiots, like, bottles, sir. Idiot got idiot guys that can't get into the club themselves. That just shows that people, people she was dating. And also guys being insecure that she might meet a guy that can spend town, that $10,000 on a table and maybe want to date that person instead of him. That's the kind of guy that wouldn't want you to do that.
Starting point is 01:05:48 Someone insecure. Otherwise, a guy would be like, great, my god, my girl. Makes whatever. A couple of grand in a night doing vile service. Of course, I'd rather have her do that than work three weeks for that money. This is a girl that's very much known. She's attractive and is on the show for so she picks she they don't get together and she picks. That's okay from Nigeria and I always thought I thought that was really funny because there was one part when this guy who's actually from Nigeria whose dad has multiple wives and he has 17 brothers and sisters.
Starting point is 01:06:25 And he's like, do you know what? That's like, I'm like, I do, I watch sister wives. Okay, but he was like, he's talking to this other guy, Andrew, who I want to get into, who is a photographer. And he's like, right now, I am taking, you know, I just was in Africa like taking photos of wildlife. And at one point, they're talking and he's like, yeah, you have no idea what it's like. And I'm like, I just was in Africa like taking photos of wildlife. And at one point they're talking and he's like, yeah, you have no idea what it's like.
Starting point is 01:06:47 And I'm like, I think he might. Like he's actually from Nigeria. I think he might know what that landscape of the world looks like. Like, anyway, go on. What, tell me what you thought of Andrew because you were funny about Andrew. Andrew was, is such a character to me.
Starting point is 01:07:04 He's just like that. To me, he's like that photographer guy that's like, I see the world more beautifully than everybody else, because I can photograph it. And no, it's very like, I'm more spiritual than you. Like I have somatics,
Starting point is 01:07:20 like sexual experiences. And this woman taught me like, how to have sex just with energy and I don't I hold my ejaculation in and I was getting further and further and further away and also triggering me because I'm like I literally like just dated somebody like this in LA. Okay, so this guy though Andrew, which I thought he was a brilliant choice for casting, brilliant Because there is no way in hell if you were listening to him and not seeing him that you would ever imagine a fit tall Asian guy, which is what he was, that you would know, you would absolutely imagine someone with like shoulder-length hair,
Starting point is 01:08:00 white guy. A little bit Jesus-looking,hmm, but like hot some rings some tats My boots totally like and now is that's why I was like bum because I wanted him to pick someone so that they they could be like Whoa, this is more yeah 100% not what I'm adding cuz yeah, cuz he dressed so so nice Yes always dressed up. He was a very distinct style Yes, and so I guess what his story was, is he made a lot of money doing a bunch of other things. He traveled a billion all over the world, 12 times more than anyone else. And then his last adventure was taking photography of like lions or whatever and being close to them. And then he's like, well, and this is the kind,
Starting point is 01:08:42 oh my god, I'm not, I was cringing so bad because I don't think there's anything worse than going on a date with a guy that you have not fucked, that then gets in great detail of how good they are at fucking. Yeah. I think that is so gross, like the worst, like, and that's what he did. He was like, um, yeah, the best sex I've had is Trans and what is that? Trans-sending, Trans, oh yeah.
Starting point is 01:09:09 Um, we just, we both like, um, and I'm just like, oh, just all I can imagine was just like two legs, like face to face, like nine hour fucking session with Andrew, where you like have to get your breath together and you're like, oh my god, I thought we were gonna bone and like go to get bagels. Why is this taking my entire Saturday? Why is this the whole day? Why are we saying mantras together?
Starting point is 01:09:32 Why is this Buddhist music playing in the background? And then he's like, actually, the last woman I dated was a 41. And she taught me everything I need to know. And then he was, he was my worst, the worst personality ever, I think, because of that cocky, I get to orgasm without ejaculating and I'm spiritually evolved
Starting point is 01:09:59 and you are. So he chose no one. No one wanted him. He proposed to Nancy and Nancy said no. Thank God. To him. But later on, she then comes back. Oh, he does. Okay, good.
Starting point is 01:10:11 And Nancy is this fine, I'm giving you a spoiler. Yeah, okay. Nancy is crying because Bartice is being shitty to her. There's this moment that they have when she's like, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine. Like trying to like brush it off and he says he's not fine, but you'll be okay and I'll always be here for you. And it was very genuine and it made me do this like 360 with him, with Andrew.
Starting point is 01:10:37 Andrew where I'm like, he was playing a character in the pods and the real Andrew came out after that whole game was over. I think. Well, again, if they found him which was a brilliant find, they probably were like, now go, when you go into the state, I mean, I'm sure they were like playing up the photography, play up the sex stuff. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:11:03 All of it. Joe Rogan follows him, which I think is funny. Joe Rogan's like, that's like his claim to fame. Liking his like lion photos on Instagram. Is he like, does he have a good following, Andrew? I think he does. I think it's like 40,000. It's pretty good.
Starting point is 01:11:19 So what do you think? Do you think the fitness bottle service girl and the Nigerian are going to make it? No. He's going, T's moving to Berkeley, he's going to college. She is so not interested in him. No. It is so obvious.
Starting point is 01:11:34 And so anyway, then people looked it up, and they saw a lot of them weren't following each other as couples, but I could see that that was maybe told to them to keep people guessing. Yes, 100%. And then we have this cold, the realtor. Yes. He's with this girl who is a flight attendant who I think is very attractive.
Starting point is 01:11:55 They're both very attractive. They're both cute and 26. They're both religious. I love God. I love leaving God and want to pray together as a couple and have a bunch of kids. And again, everyone with the kids, he's a realtor. Everyone wants to have kids this season. And what happens with them when he thinks he's going to have them with them?
Starting point is 01:12:15 He seems to childish for me, to little boy. I don't think he's ready to get married at all. I don't, he's also, he did the whole thing with, he kept saying like, because a Colleen is a 10 out of 10. Raven is a 10 out of 10. I called you a 9 out of 10. And she's like, yeah, but you're like with me, like you're supposed to be, like can't you see how that hurts my feelings?
Starting point is 01:12:44 He's like, no, like I gave you a high score. You're a nine out of 10. And the conversation made absolutely no sense. I know he's an idiot and also he's like, her boobs are good. I like big boobs. Immediately that's what he said. Her boobs are good, I like big boobs.
Starting point is 01:12:59 And that's why I was like, oh gosh, this guy. So they're boning though. Is everyone everyone's boning? Except I don't think Raven and SKR. Oh gosh, this guy. So they're boning though. Is everyone, everyone's boning except, I don't think Raven and SKR. Oh, I think they're the only people who aren't because of religious reasons or just as they wanna bon. I don't think she likes him.
Starting point is 01:13:13 Oh, that's what, but I don't, Zaynab, Zaynab. Oh, I don't wanna say her name. The flight attendant. She, she's kind of insecure because he keeps saying calling so hot. Well, what's interesting too is that she said, I never get hit on whether or not.
Starting point is 01:13:33 I think whether she said that in her thing, she was like, never get hit on whether I'm on a flight or at a bar or out, like nobody ever hits on me. So, and she is really pretty. So I thought that like the fact that he's not telling, but when you first see Ziri's like, you're gorgeous, you're like a model. I think she's one of the prettiest girls. Yeah. Her and Alexis, to me, I feel like they stand out in the cap. But I think there's going to be, I think these shows are going to be really popular going forward because I think there are a lot of people who that are younger like 25 and under
Starting point is 01:14:08 that are attractive, that have friends and you know, have had sex, but have never had a boyfriend, never had a girlfriend, guys are not walking up and getting their number and taking them out. It's like, and so then they go, well, how am I ever getting a husband? I'm gonna go on this show and see, so I think this stuff is only gonna, like, more people are gonna do it because I think people are socially awkward and I don't think, I mean, I've even noticed it when I've been out.
Starting point is 01:14:39 I'm like, why aren't guys walking up to this table of 30-year-olds? Like, why aren't guys like walking up to this table of 30 year olds? Like, why aren't guys, yeah, why aren't, like guys are so afraid of being perceived as like aggressive or douchey, that then they aren't being like that at all. I think guys are also intimidated. Yeah. And think about it.
Starting point is 01:14:59 So if you're meeting somebody through a wall, are talking to, getting to, dating them through a wall, it's kind of like you're on your phone. Yeah. It's kind of like social media what we're all used to. And everyone keeps saying like, I just want to get back to the pods. Like it was so much better in the pods. Right.
Starting point is 01:15:14 Because you're able to like your guard has dropped, you're able to be vulnerable and you're able to actually like really open up to somebody. Because you're not worried about anything else. Yeah. And that's why I think this, there's some aspect of the show that does work. Yeah. But they're also just choosing guys who are too young.
Starting point is 01:15:34 These guys are all in their 20s, early 20s. I mean, I get it. It's Texas, like people settled down earlier there. But a lot of these guys, I'm like, they're 25, 26. I think they picked them though young for the show like that because they got to have careers that they can walk away from for a few months. So it's not gonna be someone that's like
Starting point is 01:15:52 established 35 year old lawyer. No 30, nobody with like a real business is gonna drop to go on some dumb Netflix show. So it's like, I see the same thing with a bachelor. I'm like, God, these guys are the same thing. It's like, and I just think they're, it's just, I see the same thing with a bachelor. I'm like, God, these guys are the same thing. It's like, and I just think they're, it's just, you know, they're, it's just easier to deal with younger people.
Starting point is 01:16:11 And I think, and they're more likely to like, oh, yes, you're the one. Yes, I'll fall in love. Yeah, I want to keep this experiment going. I mean, if I do whatever the producers tell me to do, if I was the casting person, I'd be like, yeah, we want to keep it like 30 and under for sure. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 01:16:26 Because of that, all those reasons. And also, they don't have as much experience. They don't, you know. Right. But because Brennan and SK are a little bit older, that those are the only guys on the show that strike me as looking for something real. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:16:39 And the other guys, it seems very, you know, they just want the cloud. Oh, you said you had a story about the first season of this guy with the second season with Shake. Yes. He, um, he had, Shake has a podcast. Of course, who doesn't? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:16:56 And he reached out to me and he wanted me on his podcast. Okay. To talk about Shane and all the crazy stuff. And it just felt, I don't know, the things that he was saying about deep D and like, he just doesn't seem like he's a fan of women, you know, just the way he treated her. So for, let me just tell people that D-N-A-S-For me,
Starting point is 01:17:22 I'm like, that's not the image, like I love women and I'm not a Guy who isn't a supporter of women and puts them to like I don't I kind of don't want anything to do with you It was kind of interesting because they were both Attractive and they're both from the similar background of being Indian American, right? And so somehow I don't know if they figured that out before they they hooked up and fell love but so like you would have thought like they would make it they would have the best thing going and she was head over heels and love with him in the beginning and then he behind her back would say he turned on her I'm not attracted to or I don't want to have sex with her.
Starting point is 01:18:00 She reminds me my aunt yeah and and he's like but I think I'll still marry her. And then they get to the, this was season two. And then they get to the end and she's the one that's like, no. And so then even becomes more double down dickish. Or did he say no? No, she said no to him. Yes. And then the way he acted when she said no. At the reunion. And then the reunion too. Yeah, he was awful. He was so excited, he was like dancing and cheering. He's like, we're still gonna party. Like, I don't give a shit. And that really made me. Yeah, not like him.
Starting point is 01:18:32 And then the reunion was so awkward. Right. But apparently he was worse. This is the tea that I got from the cast members. Apparently he was worse. And they didn't, they edited it out. Like he said awful thing like what? Like just really bad things and they edited it all out.
Starting point is 01:18:53 And so the stuff that they put in like, she goes worse than what Kathy Hilton said and asked them what it can. Oh, I don't know. I don't want. I need to watch the housewives. I don't. What did she say? It's fine.
Starting point is 01:19:04 I'll tell you after, everyone knows. But yeah, similar. Yeah. I think I know what it is. I'll say similar. Okay, yeah. Yeah. Pretty bad.
Starting point is 01:19:15 Yeah. But, you know, he got us 15 minutes of fame and I think he has like, you know, 200 podcast subscribers, good for him, like he's killing it, he's still vet, you know, 200 podcast subscribers. Good for him, like, he's killing it, he's still vet, he's still doing his thing. Right, yeah. I wonder when the person realizes like, okay, I did this show like year and a half ago or whatever
Starting point is 01:19:37 and I've been doing my TikToks, I have my podcast. When do they wake up and just go, okay, I think this is run its course. And I'm gonna like, you know, try to get more dogs to come in here because I'm a vet and just call it a day. No. No. Kyle from season two has only fans. Yeah. Kyle from season two has an only fans. Yeah. They're all kind of, they're all, yeah, they're all on TikTok, they're all making content. I just think once you get a taste of it,
Starting point is 01:20:12 you're like, this is so much more fun and so much easier than operating on a dog. Yeah. And it's like so, it's like, I't want to stop it. And then you get invited to cool events. You've invited to like, you know, like basketball, like NBA games. I really wonder like now like Bachelor Nation, like, you know, there's so many people and there's so many podcasts and so many people that have gone through this. And I was like, okay, it's definitely not as popular of a show. I don't feel like there's as many people popping off each season.
Starting point is 01:20:51 There really isn't. And oh, do you think it's run its course? I don't think it's run its course as a show, but I think it's run its course as a career path. We, and also, this is the same guy with influencers. Yeah. Everyone is sick and tired of, you know, these moms and their houses showing their perfect homes
Starting point is 01:21:09 with like their million followers and you know, unboxing and kind of showing their outfits and the things they buy for their kids. Like, there's like this collective attitude that everyone's developed where we're like, we're so over that shit. Like, it's so fake, it's so shallow. And people are, more people who are just like regular, I don't know, like nurses or school
Starting point is 01:21:36 teachers or whatever are making real content and they're popping off right now. Yeah. That's kind of, it's really interesting what's happening. It's the trend of social media where we're wanting more quote unquote regular people. Yeah. To talk about like real things. And also the videos, I follow this flight attend, this,
Starting point is 01:22:00 well, I follow a couple of people, like a newscaster. Yeah. In a flight attendant and I watch them getting ready for work. Mm-hmm, and I love it. Why? What are they doing? Nothing? They're doing absolutely nothing. They're leaving your home Maybe that's it. Maybe we're like they're like seeing people that never leave their home. Yeah, they're like out I put on this outfit. I put on this makeup I'm taking this flight and then I'm like so it but it's so real There's like there's no jokes no one's trying to like do anything. No one. It's just kind of showing you like what's going on
Starting point is 01:22:30 And it's so interesting and I don't know why it's interesting. Right Yeah, there's a lot of that stuff for you And I love watching people this guy this guy in TikTok is big he does apartment tours Yeah, and he just finds people on the street and asks them if they can tour their apartment. And I think it's the most fascinating thing in the world. I can't get enough of it. Yeah, or until someone... Yeah, tell someone gets killed. It's funny because like every every female is like, are you going to kill me? And every guy's like, yeah dude, sure, why not? Come on in. Just like the different energies of women and men are so funny.
Starting point is 01:23:06 Right, totally. I love it. Well, thank you for coming. I love having you. Love having you getting to know you, looking forward to a lot more stuff that you come out with. And everybody followed Dana Moon on Instagram and TikTok. Oh, TikTok is at Dana Mooner.
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