Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - GMA Cheating Hosts Kicked Off Show with Brandy and Julie

Episode Date: December 6, 2022

Comedians Brandy Howard and Julie Goldman are here! Good Morning American hosts Amy Robach and TJ Holmes have been removed from their hosting duties while ABC figures out their cheating scandal. I think I know why Amy cheated on her husband, Andrew Shue. Rebel Wilson was criticized for not making larger sizes. Collin Gosselin speaks about his mom Kate. Teresa Guidice gets grilled on the radio. RHSLC's newest member paid 15 grand to get on the show. Enjoy! Get extra juice on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/juicyscoop https://heathermcdonald.net/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Woo, woo, and a McDonald. Juicy scoop. Hello and welcome to Juicy scoop. I have a great show. I had Brandy and Julie in here on Friday and we recorded a ton of hot topics. And in some of those topics, some of the things have come up that I want to just update you on. So in today's show we're going to talk about the affair, the good morning America affair

between TJ Holmes and Amy Robach. We talk all about that. They were both married to other people. We get into that. But what has happened since I recorded the episode which you'll hear, it also just come out that he had a three-year affair, TJ did, while he was married to his wife allegedly like before Amy, he had a three-year affair with this married producer. So it's like a couple days ago people were like, well, hey, it happens. You fall in love, you're not happy with your spouse.

You work together. Maybe there'll be the most dynamic duo there is on daytime TV. Well, since this, now the president of the ABC News division this morning said we are taking them both off the air for now. So they're looking into it. Robin Roberts apparently knew about the affair between Amy and TJ. She was really bothered by it. But now the fact that there was a three year affair with a married producer who that that female

producer was also really good friends with Amy. And they like hung out together and was like my my girls lunch and all this kind of stuff. So who knows? Like he might have been cheating on his wife with the married female producer and then cheated on the married female producer with his co-host Amy. So like Amy might have been the other woman to the Mrs. I don't know, this guy is awful.

And so I don't know what's going to happen if they're gonna be able to keep their jobs or not. Two other anchor type people are gonna take over the show that they were doing together for now. So that's pretty juicy. Okay, and now for such a fun juicy show with Brandy and Julie. Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop.

Ah, you're so lucky because I've got Brandy and Julie here, our favorite, famous favorite dynamic duo and they came in with extremely juicy breaking news about not only their own life but about world events. You guys were, I had you, I'm like, I want to get you in here one more time before your huge holiday trip, which is also a work trip. You're supposed to go on a cruise to Antarctica and perform stand-up and a live podcast and tell me what happened. There's a breaking breaking news. It says, the Viking Viking Polaris ship of Norwegian flag is seen anchored in waters. Okay, here that's the photo. But just now December 1st one person was killed and four other

passengers were injured when a giant wave broke several pains of glass on a cruise ship sailing in Antartica in a storm on November 29th and the Norwegian company and the Argentine judicial system. Okay, so they didn't know they said we wondered if it was an iceberg, people are saying, and you are going in those same waters. Literally, the only path one goes. And you're set to leave on Monday

after the juicies go Christmas party. On that ship right there. And this is a very nice ship, but it looks smaller. It does look smaller, yes, yes it does. We are now Viking, which is also a one, a very high end cruise line. Yeah. I just read that they canceled their next,

whoever scheduled on the December fit They're leaving December 5th to go on their voyage. They canceled it. We Would be leaving we're flying here on Monday December 5th to go on that exact same itinerary I don't feel like facing a rogue wave. You're right. True and in this scenario We have to do expedition gear, show gear, and then walking around the cruise boat because it's always the opposite temperature of what's outside. So like when you go to a cruise, let's say the Virgin Islands, it's always freezing inside the boat because it's hot outside.

And then when it's freezing outside, you're going to be walking through the hall and you're going to be like, I can't breathe. So yes, because they're going to be turning up the heat. And breathe it so yeah because they're gonna be turning up the heat yeah crystal like we're gonna be turning up the heat to we I don't know why Julie's she's so positive about it I'm so happy cuz I cannot deal well we'll probably I think you'll know by tomorrow whether this is happening or not yeah I think so too so I'm gonna pray that it's not okay all right I put up my tree pretty don't mind that giant foot. I think that was

Drake's foot. Balenciaga. I'm just going to finish on this. I talked a lot about it, but I just want to say they have dropped the lawsuit. They put out another statement saying they have dropped the lawsuit. They're not going to pursue litigation. They said we're going to change our process and on the internal side, We nominate with the immediate effect and image board responsible for evaluating the nature of our content. All of that, donation, we have set aside a significant fund for grants and organizations

so that we can help make a difference in protecting our children. I want to personally reiterate my sincere apologies. Also, Kim supposedly was offered a campaign that she had already turned down before the scandal, but she's not going to participate in the upcoming thing. Will everyone forget and not care and whatever? I don't know, but I love to that. I talked about it. I loved that I went deep dive on it and I Believe that it showed a lot that so few people didn't even want to discuss it

And that's that Thoughts final thoughts and then we're moving My final thought is that I didn't know Pete Davidson was dating Emily Rattachowski Because you were so wrapped up in the wall and so yeah that it went to a basketball game and i was absolutely horrified by that for some reason i know i don't know i don't think it's really there yeah or they're just boning whatever and it helps each other like let's bone but

let's also make sure that we're not just a booty call we need to be seen going out as well otherwise the bone didn't happen it's like if the tree falls in the forest and nobody saw it didn't really happen if the if someone's boning Pete Davidson who's famous and paparazzi and paid six didn't report on it did it really happen did the real what was the penetration real so you think they actually are I think they're b real? So you think they actually are, I think they're bony, why not? I think they're both really sexual and horny and why the fuck not. But I don't think it's like any big thing. I think it's like, let's just, let's be out

and about and be seen. Yeah, it's definitely, definitely a cloud chase. But Pete Davidson just bogs. I agree. So there you go. Who cares? Let's talk about the juicier scoop. So exclusive details. Good morning, Affair. So the co-anchors, TJ Holmes, who is this cute 45 probably good looking black guy and Amy Robock, who is this cute, blue-eyed blonde hair reporter, their co-anchors on Good Morning America. They have both been married for

exactly 13 years to their spouses. His spouse, wait let me go first all let me go to her spouse. Her spouse is Andrew Shoe from Oh my god not not a two and a sorry Melrose place also Elizabeth Shoe's brother He really hasn't done much in front of the camera since Melrose place But he started a charity called do something and he also started cafe mom many years ago That was like a big internet thing that eventually shut down, but I think it was like a moneymaker for him. He is the meanest celebrity I ever met. Oh really?

And he probably wasn't even mean. Was he just arrogant? He just could not give a shit about me. But I always just, it just always stuck in my mind because you always remember that person. Of course. And you're like, I'm sure he's like perfectly nice. It was, I went to the charity event, do something. Someone invited me.

I was single, it was like late 90s. Wait, do something like the do something awards? That's his charity. Oh, wow. That's weird. We're truly performed at the only do something awards. Like the award show. At the VH with Jane Lynch.

Yeah, with Jane Lynch. And I went to the hallway and said hello to every celebrity. Not him. And they, and because Jane, because we were in Jane Lynch's room. Yeah. And they were all just like, oh, hey girl, I mean, I have it on video. Every single celebrity walk by people hug me.

OK. Because they think that when you're in an environment like that, they don't know they're like they just think they know you. They think they know you. We must have met. Yeah. Because if you're in this a room, you must it was so good was the first time ever watch that she literally did it ever a paul abdual randy jackson everyone who walked by

randy jackson walk by and she's like hey how are you he's like how are you how are you doing every single person all of them all all all i'm not thinking what that's what you do let this be a note to the juicer skippers If you ever find yourself in a room that really you don't have the qualifications of being in. Yes, exactly. Act like fake it till you make it. Act like you are.

Be like, hey girl. And then they were like, you look great. No, you look great. We, at that night we had together, have to repeat. I'll let you do your things. We look great. And then they're just like, what? And then you just keep going.

And if someone sees that, and they're like, hey, good to see you. Yep. And you know what, it works at expensive restaurants too. So if you're at an expensive restaurant, Simon Cowell walked by, where was I? Wasn't it? It wasn't like at Craig's, and I was like, hey, and he was like,

how are you, doll? And like, like, and we, I mean, it was like, it wasn't the thing of like flirting, it was the thing of, I pretended I knew him, and he pretended he knew me. I think this is a great tip. Do not go up and like be shaking sweaty. Fan out.

And be like, it's because of you, unless you're a juices skipper, then come up and tell me all that it's because of you and you know unless unless you're a juicy scuba Then come up and tell me all night cuz I'll get wet and love it like if you're going to other stars Do what Brandie do you like to do it in passing. It's like I don't yeah chill. Yeah, why do you care? Yeah? Just walk by like oh hi. Good seeing you and they're like oh yeah I'm going to the editing beta work on this plan B film with Brad Pitt I need to like figure out, but I just want to stop.

I have some trouble checking her crags, but you look great. Yeah. And we got to get that thing going. Yeah. And then you just leave. Yeah. I love it.

Yeah. So smart. Okay. So anyway, I remember where I was outside at the event, and I was pretty excited because I'm a Melrose Place fan at the time, like I'm watching it. And I'm like, oh my gosh, it's such a great charity. And it was just like, I look back now.

He didn't want to fuck me, probably. And so he wasn't trying to make a move. And he was probably actually really busy with the event. And he probably didn't really like care to talk to me because I'm nobody. And, but you were a celebrity then. No. Oh, you were?

No. OK. So, but you were. No, okay. And so but I just want to say, I just, that's what I remember. Anyway, so they get married, okay? And I did not realize he has three sons, you said? Mm-hm. He has three sons who are in previous marriage. She had two daughters.

They got married 13 years ago. And so and then the guy, TJ, that's his name, TJ Holmes, he has been married to his wife who is a beautiful attorney stunning, been married to her for a long time. This last anniversary, or the decade challenge or whatever he posted, a little late, again, you let me tell you something. If there's a love channel going on, challenge going on Instagram, and you miss it by a few days, it means your marriage is gonna break up.

No, just kidding. But you missed it by a few days. And he had to make up for it. And he wrote, this is a little late, but 10 years ago, merrily, merrily married wrote, this is a little late, but 10 years ago, Marily, Marily married me. And despite my best efforts, she remained married to me these past 10 years.

I'm not being dramatic. I love her plenty, but I gave her plenty of reasons, excuses and opportunities to walk her fine ass out the door. But instead, with her built in black woman superpower, she showed a grace and patience that's incomprehensible, asking her for another 10 years would be asking too much. Don't worry, don't worry, because three years later,

you're out. If she gave me another 10 weeks, I should consider myself lucky while she did. And if she puts up with me for another 10 years, I'll be grateful while she did. And if she puts up with me with another 10 years, I'll be grateful. Well, she did. So they're working together. Two of them, here she is with Andrew Shoe. And here, the two of them do a marathon together, two co-hosts.

So we're going to the marathon. They also went to the Queen's Jubilee thing together. And now they're saying and good morning america saying everyone's saying it they were actually both separated from their spouses a couple months earlier than them

spending a weekend together at a cottage a week or two before thanksgiving they just never told anybody at work or anywhere that they were both already separated playing on diversity or spouses and then they were like walking back for the bathroom and they're like hey I'm ready to read with you and do our thing and he's like she's like is everything okay and he's like oh I my wife and I we're ending it and she's like that so we're this past weekend my husband and i are ending it

do you want to go to a cabin this week but get our fuck on apparently that's what happened right that's no cheating uh... so if you love good morning america you're gonna love it more because now you have a couple in love that are going to be co-host together but in fact we watch a lot of her videos because she goes down to Antarctica and Greenland and does she does

like that off of the show. Okay, well good. By the way, look really great fucking leg. She's got a super cute yellow outfit on. He's good looking too. So, okay, here's, so then also Daily Mail got these photos of them. This was just a couple days ago. Of them getting in and out of an Uber with their bags, he's grabbing her ass and, you know, they look like they're very much a couple and i have a sweat she's forty nine he's forty five and uh... they were snuggling up at a new york city bar spending romantic weekend together in upstate new york calling hands in an uber and um... anyway i have some exclusive juicy scoop

i did research you guys you always say i don't do any research back off uh... i think i know why the marriage broke up why amie and andrish is marriage broke up okay because in two thousand and eighteen he did something that

is pretty unforgettable when you're at the host of the good morning america he started a podcast with his mother-in-law. Andrew Schoo and Amy's mother started a podcast with another comedian named Chuck Knice and it was called Mad Life and they talked about parenting and things like that. It has been scraped from Apple's podcast.

I only found one article about it, huh? It's like scraped from the internet. It's like scraped from the internet. I think the family did it for, I don't know how many episodes because I can't find any information on it. That is just embarrassing. Yeah. And then also, Amy and Andrew went on,

Paula Ferris' podcast, November 16th, 2021, uh... yeah and then also amian andrew went on paul of ferris's podcast november sixteenth twenty twenty one just a year ago to talk about their love their commitment becoming step parents uh... that they go to therapy that it's worked so well that they have such a great marriage and the point is sticking together so much that they wrote a book better together

They wrote a children's book about how no matter what you stick together Like squirrels or whatever this is squirrel and Yeah, so there you go. Oh God. I mean so that just goes to show you people who want to blast their relationships in public Just don't do it Don't just don't just shut up. Just be in a relationship then I mean am I this sucks for their their X's though? That's not that does not feel it does and

Other people are just like I love it. I love this combo. I I Don't I'm gonna you know, I don't know, you know, the fact how she's feeling his ex-wife. Hopefully she's not blindsided. Hopefully she's happy to get rid of him. You know, but it's a work thing. It's on TV. It's interracial.

I mean, he brings up the fact that he's like married to a strong black woman. So I'm just saying saying because this is just a group of talk about it you know that's gonna come up if it's not coming up in the news other people are talking about how they you know it shouldn't matter or it does matter or it's not a big deal or she's thrilled or she the only thing that can make this juicier is if she starts fucking and rupture that would be great and then it's like a Shania Twain looks like we made it. Got to, I wrote this song and then you cheated with my best friend, but then I got with

her husband and now we're all happy. I don't know. I mean, you know, I'm not mad. You know, people, they, they're very sad over it. People, that's for sure. I think work romance has happened. And if you're both unhappy and you're both Yeah, your partner and you have a chemistry and you're and you have all these things in common. Yeah, you should be happy Marathon will do that to you

Right people don't don't I mean you don't I mean I People don't cheat if they're happy so you know what I mean? So if they got together, they got together. I mean, it's just like there's no win for the other people involved and it's a horrible thing. And people got hurt and whatever. It's a horrible thing, and people got hurt and whatever. And you want to be with someone that doesn't want to be with you.

And that's being, you know, but apparently it wasn't deceptive at all. Well, that's bullshit. Nothing happened before. Of course it is, of course it is. So they, we don't have any timeline on if they were internally like in their marriages separated. It's only what they're telling us. So they are saying yes we were separated in June, both of us separated in June and then

fell in love in August. People are real judgmental and I think that's pretty interesting that, you know, when it comes to stuff like this, people like to get real self-righteous about what they would do and about cheating and what this and that. I feel like you're looking at me. I don't care the thing. I love you. Not you.

Not you. Not you. Go cheat away. Tell me about it. Exactly. In general, I feel people. It's like one of those things that people have a lot of very little compassion for, which I just think is interesting because I have a feeling that it's just one of those things

that people get crazy about, but don't know what they would do in a situation or something or don't know people's lives or don't know, you know what I feel like for people. You know what I feel like cheating is when you are married, but you start to cheat with someone and you're so sexually attracted to them. And I feel like it must be like when you have a bite of the best dessert you've ever wanted. And you're like, God, I just want to finish this whole thing. And I feel like that's what it must be like when you know you shouldn't be with this person. Oh, like that.

I would say. But you want everything in your being is like, oh, if we could just be together, if we could just be together every day in our beds, making coffee, doing a dumb good American craft it craft bit yeah talking about something else you know like if we could like how amazing everyday would be because right now I'm denying myself this chocolate cake every day no pun intended with the chocolate you could be vanilla saying that but I'm just saying whatever you're into, that you're so attracted to this person, and you, but it's the forbidden fruit, you know, it's like you can't have it.

And so once you're given to having it, and once it's all out there, I'm thinking it must be like a wonderful relief. And I don't know how older kids are, but I'm assuming if they brought kids into a marriage that kids must be older, and they didn't have any kids together. Oh, TJ and the Marley have one daughter together, which was like 10. But her kids and Andrews kids, they all must be like older teens by now. Well, that would think that would be kind of, I don't know if I were a kid, I don't know that I want to see that. No. On either side. That's what you like. No, it's not ever going to be easy for the kids but if you read this book

hopefully they'll make it good it's better together came out october twenty six and twenty twenty one which is why they were on this podcast of paul of ferris promoting their navigated blended families and how easy and great it can be and if you can collect squirrels are these squirrels it's a let's get squirrel and chipmunk together. I feel like I'll tell you what the story's about when a big thunderstorm shakes their woodland home the early family must flee their nest for a hollow in the oak tree where the head squirrel who reads the news finds her co-hosts hoarding squirrels in

her vagina to their surprise the McMunk family and their exact same. The family squirrels and the family of chipmugs must find ways to live together. Which isn't always easy since they come from different backgrounds. Oh my god. But after some important lessons in compromises, the squirrelies and the mick monks realize that life is better together as the mick squirrelies. I think the animation is very cute. It is very cute. Don't you? Sure, it's squirrels and chipmunks getting together. Can't we all get along? I good old Amy Robo. Sorry is like Sick got sick and tired of having to drum up shit for Andrew's shoe to make money and she was like

Yeah, she TJ started looking pretty good because he had a job and she didn't have to go do a children's book And go do a dumb podcast and have him do a podcast with her mom because she's like can't why don't you go get a job? And then she said too She was like you remember this time that you were mean to Heather McDonald i'm done yeah and you were in the arms of t j mc murray you imagine that like it's the podcast was still going up going on up until like a week ago because we don't know and he's like okay so today's topic mother-in-law is about how your daughter is boning her co-host which is awkward because you're my co-host but you know what

this is an unfiltered keeping it real no-home hard podcast and we're gonna talk about it how many son-in-laws can co-host a podcast with their mother-in-law when their daughter who's married to you is screwing her co-host on Good Morning America. Not many. I mean, if you're known as listening to your podcast, you shouldn't have scraped it because now maybe I would fucking listen. That's right. Put it back up, throw some ads on it, and let's get it rockin.

We can finally hear all about how you, you know, how great your marriage is going, how wonderful your family is. Can you look this up? Maybe he was five years ago. What Amy Robock, who had that like hot mic moment where she was pissed because she was supposed to like, expose something with a Jeffrey Epstein or something? There was something you can see.

No, it was Harvey Weinstein. It was Harvey Weinstein and she's like, my God, I had this story. I had this whole story and you guys told me I couldn't do it, was that it? And there was like a hot mic moment. And I remember thinking. You were on my spiked Epstein bombshell.

Oh, it was Epstein, it was Epstein. Okay. And I kind of thought, oh my God, you know, she's gonna explode, she's gonna have her own show, but I was wrong. Was that her? She exploded, all right. Oh, well Okay, so she had some

Story that then her bosses Like squashed about Jeffrey Epstein and she was pissed and you That she was like how to mic on and she's like I'm so fucking pissed like why did my story get out? Well, I got a story now Everybody's happy. Andrew She was available and I looking for a new co host to start a new podcast called divorce twice. But I'm not done. And I believe in love still. Yeah, I believe in love still is the podcast and yeah, do you think it went they went back to the

mixed squirrels? Yeah, they took their McSquirrels. So the McSquirrels? No, so the Mc... Okay, so the squirrels and the McMonks get divorced but their kids are still stepbrother and sister and so they go to another cave and start podcasting. And start a podcast with their kids. And that animation is little squirrels with

tearfuls, right? That's right. An unfiltered, popular podcast. It's a party inside of a podcast studio. Like you've never heard. Like, did not. And scoop. Oh, I'm not.

Little nuggets of scoop from a former stepdad and his stepkids and the mother-of-law. It's a tree of a time inside this podcast hole. Also, something that people have been dying for because we don't know anything about them. They're so private, they're so really keep their lives close to them. But for the first time ever, we're not going to talk about the 10 podcasts that Megan Markle has recorded or the Oprah interview or his tell all book. This is the first time ever.

We're going to see the real inside of the love affair and the struggles of Prince Harry and Megan Markle on Netflix here is the trailer. Why did you want to make this documentary? Not the slow Netflix end. No one sees what's happening behind the closed doors. And happening here. And there, yeah. I have to do everything I could to protect my family. Why doing it Netflix special? Because that's what my wife wanted.

If you want to protect this family, you're going. Why doing a Netflix special? Because that's what my wife wanted. If you want to protect this family, you're gonna be able to read a Netflix special. When the stakes were this high, doesn't it make more sense to hear our story from us? Stakes being... What story? We've heard it.

We've heard it from you. You've been down a podcast, a book, an Oprah interview. And there's one part where they show in here, like a very evil look from Princess Kate, like looking like a princess. Oh, well, yeah. I chose giving her the side eye. Yeah, yeah, real side eye. I think Megan Markle is a thirst bucket attention seeking taught.

Of course she is. And I'm saying that out loud. I can't, I'm so turned off by this, but I will watch it. And it's just like, you know what? I want to watch it because I want to make fun of it. Also, like, I like the music. I like that they're black and white. Is the whole thing going to be in black and white? That would be the way.

No way. Oh, but it's the one away. I hate that. It looks like a lot of photos. It looks like a slideshow that you see at her bachelor at party, and then his mansion, and then together, they have a little lady. And then it's like, your love is not, you're

looking good for you, but the level of which their love story and their love is so important is just out of control. Well, I told you guys this, and I put it out there too, because it's just like super disturbing, but super creepy. Some of the photos that were featured in this trailer,

that's also part of their Vogue magazine spread about their privacy. Peter and I have taken the exact same photos months ago in the privacy of our own home, which so I didn't even know they were photos. But it was just moments of just Peter and I just like me sitting on our countertop because most moms just like sit on their countertop.

And then him half dressed in a tux, like leaning into Kiss Me. Right. Which is like something we do like every night. Yeah. And then there was another one where I was just on Peter's lap and just laughing with my eyes shut and scrunching my nose as he kissed me.

Yeah. They had the exact same photo. Weird. And so I mean, it's just weird to know that like Megan Markle studies my life has You know not only at one time did she also live in Woodland Hills Okay, when she was a kid then she went to an all-girl Catholic high school like I did But one in LA and mine is in Woodland Hills

Then she went on to be in a cable movie, cable TV show, Suits. I was on Chelsea lately. I was the first one to think about having kids and did. Okay. Then she went on to have two kids. I have two kids. So I told you, she's such an asshole. I have rescue chickens that I bought at a chicken barn place.

She has rescue chickens, okay? And then the final thing was I was the first and only female in the world to have a podcast. Nobody else has one. And now she has one as well. And you know what? No one knows love stronger than you and Peter. And she and you and Peter created love. Like it made love and- Like we thought to get married. Your children are born with a son. That's right, and your children are born of love. And her children are, you know, she's doing, like she thinks she's got some love. I mean, I know-

She has an awful sister. Where's your high-have-it awful sister? I know you guys haven't shown it in public yet, but I think that you need to release, re-release Heather and Peter, the documentary. And you should put that out. On the side because when the stakes are in the high, when the stakes are this high,

if you're not important that you heard from us, I think people need to hear from you guys. Like what is it really like to be in the royal family and the biases? Exactly. A lot of people don't even know that's not, that's my married life. The de-poster-free biases.

Because we needed to make it more American because they come from Romania. Czechoslovakia. Czechoslovakia. And his dad came from a cork factory empire. Empire. And escaped to come here because they wouldn't have, they checked people, the cork factory couldn't provide protection for them.

So he had to come to America, and then get married to Peter's mom and have Peter. And then I thought I could just be a princess wife. And everyone was awful. And now I have brought the Netflix cameras into our homes, some of them in Hells, because when the stakes are this high. The stakes are this high.

Yeah, I mean, it was like, and I remember talking to him. And he said specifically, he was like, Prince Peter, a Prince Peter. I, he's like, he, Prince Peter goes, I will do anything to protect my family. Yeah. He was so strong in that moment.

Yeah. Because I told Peter so I'm sure you want me to fucking stay in this hellhole of Santa Barbara. Yeah. The Flash Woodland Hills. Montecito. You better agree to letting me have a Netflix documentary in which I'm going to bash your fucking family.

Yeah, I mean, the thing is it's like that's the great thing about it is that you got to get back. You go you he and you, like, get away from the family, but also exploit the family, but also use the family for your own good because your relationship is so born out of love and born out of love.

But then we got to keep bringing it back to how terrible his family is. For sure. Yeah. And make sure he doesn't have a relationship with them ultimately. Ultimately, no relationship with them, but still want to use and exploit the relationship

really really great really great so any can you make a note can you pitch me to be on archetypes when it comes back thanks making more of this podcast i'm sure she's going to love love to have me talking about um, words that express women. Today's word, since I've had the ringtone on, is thirst trap. And I'm going to talk about how I relate to thirst traps and who I think, what is, in fact, a

thirst trap? Does it have anything to do with the California drought? Seeing that now an environmentalist, I care to talk deeply about this. And it's, but of course, even though the environment is so dry, it's women who are pointed at as being a thirst trap. How about the fields of California? Why aren't they being called a thirst trap? Why is it always a woman that's called a thirst trap? It's gonna be profound anyway. It's very profound. Is your podcast, is she reading it?

I guess I can't. Yes. So stop. 100%. Does she write it? Do you think? I think she has a huge team of people. Have you ever listened to other podcasts? And then they're like, this was produced by,

and then 12 people. Audio engineer, 13 more people. Yeah. Story-ordered, 14 people. I'm like, this was produced by, and then 12 people, audio engineer, 13 more people. Story-orditor, 14 people. I'm like, what the fuck is it? No, I think though, because this other girl said, posted something and said, oh, thank you for having me on, and thank you so and so for interviewing me, and it wasn't Megan.

So I think there's people that will interview people, and then they'll take those sound bites and then I think she rolls in and does like wrap arounds that either she writes or someone else writes and then she reads it and then she reads it because a lot of people are not natural on a mic talking freely that aren't comedians and you know certain types of personality.

So it's like again, podcast podcast not for everyone on the earth Not for everyone, but it seems that everyone's going to have one eventually. Yes. Yeah, but I'm just saying Other your talents might be better served doing other things, you know, that's all. So we'll be watching it for sure. Okay Rebel Wilson new mom new new wife, new lesbian, now new fashion designer, new thin person. So she started her line of lounge wear, because we need more lounge wear.

I don't know if you guys know. If there's one thing this world needs more is people creating sweat suits. Well, she buys charay. She's, she's, she's, the jobber, she's jobber. Yeah, she buys you a she's she's she's just spring September fall fall fall spring September is coming. So she started R&R club. I guess that means rest in relaxation or rebel and rebel.

I don't know what. And but the sizes only came in extra small to extra large and people got very mad at her. They said you've been a plus size person, your whole life, you're only newly a thin person, thanks to Ozempic, or whatever you're on. And that's fine, but like how can you forget your sisters of a larger size?

So then she said, oh my God, now that it's so successful, I'm going to add more colors and more sizes. But no, she never had anything larger than extra large before. I just want to say this. We make t-shirts for our 14 listeners. In those t-shirt sizes, we go from S to XL. Now, during that time, we tried to get XXL, XXXL and XXXXL. The thing is that and we ultimately got some of the plus sizes. But when you're doing anything with clothes, those

plus sizes are more money. They're more money to make. They're more money to manufacture. They are more money and if somebody more money to ship. So if somebody is making clothing line for the very first time and she has one outfit, she probably wanted to make sure that she could sell them all before she went and invested more money. So take a seat and relax. I'm just calm down and stop it.

I'm on your side and I'm on her side as well. I remember Wendy Williams actually explained this on her show that once you get past a certain size because it requires more material, then you can't sell it at the same price and then you get criticized for charging more for the plus size audience or customer. So it's really, it is what it is and it's just a sweatsuit. You're not missing out. You're not going to buy it. You

could buy probably something else that's great quality that is actually made specifically for your type of figure in that style. So just explore it elsewhere. It's not a huge deal. You're not the monarchy. You're not the monarchy. OK. Who's not the monarchy? If you need an ex-hilaroid order. We know that Heather is. Oh, you are the monarchy.

And saying like, I can't. Would that, this, that made me feel insane. Just picking on it. Yeah. It drives me crazy. Yeah. Because that is so entitled and so rude to say what, someone else should be doing with their sizes or whatever. It's like, you don't know what the money takes.

You don't understand clearly what it, what somebody, the work that somebody has to put in for that. And it's just like, we don't all exist for you. And also, I'm going to say, you know, there's always been designers. There used to be that this was a designer for a plus size people or whatever. And how do you think they feel that now everybody's jumping on their thing? They were the first to do it. Why don't you find those people that have been doing it this whole time and see what they have coming out and focus on purchasing from them.

They were the first ones that saw you before anybody else did. So I think that's good. It is. I wonder if this was like a thing that she, just to drum up publicity so that everybody would know that she designed her once was she was a person behind the three mean because so many of these articles from like page six and stuff it's like they'll take one comment off of somebody's then they'll repost the photo and put the comment and be like the internet went ablaze yeah saying that you did this and she clapped back.

And then that becomes an article because the people are, their job is to put out whatever 20 page six articles a day. And that's where like, why is this, you know, why is this a story? Well, because that's that person's job and they have to post that many times. Yeah. And they got her publicity for stupid sweatsuit. Stupid. So I mean, stupid.

Speaking of Wendy Williams, so she's out with a younger companion. her publicity for the students what suit stupid so i'll see i mean stupid uh... speaking of windy williams uh... so g's out with the younger companion but she also was seen walking into a hotel after she did eight like one of her first appearances uh... where she was all like a live podcast situation she was someone's guest she keeps saying her podcast is coming out if it is but people are concerned because she was the way she was walking

and said, well, no, she does have that disease that affects her. Graves disease. No, and something with her legs too, where she has to have like, all right. Like these legs. Okay, okay, no, okay.

No, she has this length situation and then she's just with the dial. Yeah, so I do think it makes it hard for her to, that is why years ago she started wearing tennis shoes on her show And if you watch her documentary she has to have like this Just a lay for so many hours a day where it's like massaging her legs and keeping the circulation going And so that she was walking in and cameras are coming and she's like hand please To help her get in and they're like oh my god

Is she wasted is she drunk and other people are like, no, like she's an older woman who also has this issue and she doesn't wanna fall over because she might have trouble walking. Anyway, it's really sad, but on top of her new male companion, that horrible ex-husband. Well, how do we know that wasn't just like security?

Do we know? Okay, so that wasn't like her. We don't know. But this story just a just a right up this story though this comes from hallouin locked in this is when do Williams x Kevin hunter the worst dude ever

demands to have monthly payments resume despite her recent financial problems so basically he she used to make ten million dollars a year fifty five thousand dollars in episode. And she no longer has her show. And for good reason, I mean, she couldn't

wasn't well enough to show up. And they let it go on for a year, and pretty soon they're like, so now Sherry Shepard has her own show, but it is that spot in that production company in that place where they film it so he's like wears my money based on their settlement he's supposed to get so much a month well if you know how

chiseled port and alimony works you get a portion of your exes amount that they make but she's not making anything and he's like demanding the money because of course he and his mistress, I don't, you know, girlfriend, whatever that he was treated on forever, they have like a three-year-old. I can't believe he's so expensive. That really was it. That really was it.

That really spiraled her into addiction. Yeah. That thing with him. And it, he can fuck off. He can fuck off. I know. I know, how dare he? How dare he? And it's just like, he always lurked on the show too.

He worked on it, right? Yes, he worked on it and I remember being on the show and they're like, you're on the panel with this girl. And they're like somebody Kevin brought in. She's like a third tier like a local radio girl. Really? Yeah, and she was fine. She was perfectly like nice, but she didn't have the choice.

She shouldn't have been on the show. Like so many people were dying to be on there. Like she'd have like a once a month or once a week panel thing. And like you know, and you pick three different types of people and it would be like her take hot topic, whatever. And people that I was on there with were up there with personality and they were good at topics and stuff. And you did it with Bebe Smith, I feel like.

Yeah, I've done it with a lot of people that have gone on to do other things too. And but anyway, I didn't think anything of it. I was just like, okay, her husband's like a producer too, and this is his friend, whatever. But then in light of all the affair stuff, it made me go, is he that guy that's like going around and being like, you should be on Wendy's show.

Like, you know, I'm the producer and da da da da. And then of course, he's the EP and the host, husband, no one there was gonna be like, no, they're gonna be like fine, it's one day. Have this girl come on, who cares, it's Kevin's person. But I just remember that. And I was like, which she pretty? Yeah, she's young and pretty black girl, young, cute,

like I said, but like not the credits to be already appearing on TV. And did you meet him? Like was he, he was walking around? No, I never saw him. I never met him. And if I met him that I didn't he, he was walking around? No, I never saw him. I never met him. And if I met him, then I didn't put two and two together, that was her husband.

But no, he wasn't like the person that was like giving me notes and like seriously working on the show, coming up with topics, and being like, okay, Wendy said and talk about that. I mean, it wasn't like a working producer like that. I think he just rolled in when he wanted to, threw his dick around and made everyone nervous. So they were like happy when he was gone. And made his own money. What does he need her money for?

Well, the kids who didn't, because his career was hers. So when that ends and what, who's, you think people are going to be like, you know what, you know, we need a really great executive producer on this show, you know? Go see if Kevin Hunter is free. What a delight, what a trailblazer in talk show world. Like no. I mean, I thought because little Kevin is, her 19.

Yes, he's like in college, she might already be graduated. So people are like, where's her son? I mean, I'm sure he's in a difficult position too between the two of them, but I hope she gets better. He's doing okay. Colin Gosling. Whoa!

Johnny Kate plus eight. He is one of the six sex templates. As you know, they had twins. Twin girls are like 21 or whatever. And then the six kids are 18. Of the six kids, after they got divorced, the show was gone. Colin was sent to a home, which was a big controversy.

Where he was sent to a living facility for kids when he was like 12 and the dad was like, I want to get him out. I don't like this. And Kate was like, no, it's best for him. That's what he needs. And eventually he had behavioral problems. Yeah, eventually he, according to her, and eventually he got out of their now he's eighteen and doing interviews and when he got out he got out a few years ago and it was living with the dad

along with one of the twin older girls so the one twin older girl and calling do not speak to k and he really has no other and those other kids don't really talk to him hit five other siblings sex sepulis and the sister six others because of the so he's with the older ones he's with the one older twin and the dad and he's saying like

i wish you know i wish my mom would talk to me i wish you could you know see the he's very articulate and fine and nobody knows like we don't know what the situation was was he hurting the other kids or what but this one guy saw was like look i was at that same place it was a pretty hardcore like team mental facility and for bad kids he's like it's basically the closest thing you could come to prison is the way he said it

and there were adults there like on other floors screaming and freaking out and he said i was going through really tough time but one of my parents visited me every day this other guy and he goes and when i he goes and i watched cake in you know what is that john and k plus eight or whatever it is and I was like whoa is that the kid from like he recognized him and he said nobody visited him oh my god or he's definitely said Kate never visited maybe the dad did but the Kate never ever visited him the whole time he was there so

she's not talking to him it's not the other way around like she I don't know if she's trying now but he said in the interview like no she did not visit me and I don't have a relationship and I wish she would see. Oh that's horrific. That was so sad. It's just a terrible bitch by that haircut she had. The worst. This one. Yeah. Yes. It was the worst. I mean this one. I can do it with my hair is a little longer. Oh, you can do it perfectly now. And then, but then my, but then, um, I was thinking about it and it was like, Oh, that looks great. Oh my God. That looks so ugly. I can't look just like it. Oh, that's like true. You can watch us on YouTube, everybody. Just subscribe

to Heather. We've done on YouTube. It's good if I have a clip here. Yes, you need to, like, yeah. Can you, yeah. Is it working? Yeah, it is working. It's really, it's like completely changes your look. Yeah. I have eight kids. I can't remember how she talks.

I can't either. I never really watched it. She was just always barking at John. And look, I mean, it was a lot, I, you know, I know what they live off of now. And I know she was trying to get, when the two older girls were around like years ago when they started older she was trying to go on like the today's show and stuff and i remember like oh she's trying to get another show going with the older kids

you know and because that's all they know how to do after a while they're like real work is so much harder than just having cameras follow me around and as far as like him not connecting with his other siblings I think that's sad, but I also think they don't talk to John like the whole family's been split It's like John the one girl in hand and then the rest of them with Kate and it's just really sad was the twin a twin of With a boy or twin no twin girls first also and then she went through till it again and had sex you can't separate twins like to when they're like adults so they maybe they're maybe they talked to each other I don't know what the situation is I don't think there's like a

huge interest in this I don't think anyone's going to show over it no but I'm happy to see that he's articulate talking so whatever his issues were as a 12 year old or whatever that sent him to this facility, I think that he is going to be okay. So that made me happy. I'm dying to see what those other ones look like now. Cause I thought they were pretty cute when they were little.

Yeah, I think they're all good. This radio host, he's like this big guy in Boston, and Theresa did a phone in call from Paris after she was wearing like her balancia, like it came and had no idea she shouldn't be wearing it. She's shopping around with Dolores and their new dudes. And she gets up and does this call in because she and Margaret and somebody else

has some event going on, housewives tell all or whatever in Boston and I guess they're still tickets available. So she goes and does this radio show and the guy's like, hey Teresa! How you doing? So you wrote a book about being in prison, you were in prison, you wrote a book about being in prison. So, like, did you talk about the food in prison? Like, what, tell us about that?

And she's like, I really don't want to talk about that right now. Like, that's not why I'm here. Like, it's about going to a really great event and staying positive. Something that obviously, you don't know anything about and he's like oh okay it's like yeah you know I really don't talk about that so then they she hangs up and then the host go on to say like she's the worst

she's the worst person we've ever talked to she's so fucking rude and we were given this long list of things that we couldn't ask her about like Berenciaga her fight with Melissa and Joe Gorgah and we didn't ask her anything about this but in this bio it says that she wrote all these books so I saw one book was about her going to prison so I asked her about that and she didn't want to talk about it and I kind of like and they said just listen to my podcast now mistake bitches maybe you should be like thinking about being more novice day and I kind of was like, I don't know,

I kind of see both sides of it. I was like, first of all, how annoyed you're in Paris? Shopping and having a blast. And you're like, okay, you guys, I have to go upstairs really quick. And calling to Boston to sell some more tickets to see me and Margaret Joseph's talk some bullshit like. So already like that was and like she should already she should have been like I'm not doing this call. Yeah. I'm not

talking right now Teresa. Yeah. It's time you start saying no to some stuff. Yeah. You know any of a con and if a contract says if you come and do this live event you have to do this press have them take that out and say I can decide if i want to do it or not because you don't need to do that and you to be on some jockey guy show i'm sure he's a big hit and i'm sure he's super popular but he's not a housewife and exactly and he's like going to shit on it and he's got a big shit not a lot of the guy there's got to be a little bit of attitude

totally like i see a prison to. What was that like for you? I don't really talk about that. Yeah, come on. We want to talk about what you ate in prison That's what we can't really don't want to be talking about. Yeah, I just want to say we're gonna have a really great time Bring your girlfriends bring your fun. I'm gonna talk about my Louis and my daughter But yeah, but did you get down with anyone? Do some 69ing in prison or what? Did you say that? That's what we want to know. I mean, I'm a mother, and I have doors,

and I have a new husband named Louis, and we're going to talk about all this stuff about housewives. Where's the voice of this so annoying? Am I right, guys? All right, come on. What are we talking about, yeah? Yes, I think that's what happened. I think that's what happened.

Totally. I listened to it, too, and I felt like that. Oh, you heard it? I don't even need to hear it, I think that's what happens. I just want to totally listen to it too. And I felt like that. Oh, you heard it. Yeah, I listen to it. Yeah. And he was doing that. They're like a little like I said, a little bit like he was like, I got I get it that it was in the bio. And but really, they should have just kept it short. And I know that's not juicy when you have some come on. That's like just going to say, this is where you buy the tickets. And this is what time it is, and all that,

that's not a juicy interview, but then you shouldn't have agreed to do it. Yeah, well, you should have been like, you know what, we'll just give you a shout out, we don't need to interview if we can't. I say that all the time, I'm like, unless this person can come on and talk about these three juicy things that I wanna ask her,

we don't need to have her on. Like lover, whatever, or I like her, I'm gonna give her a shout out and just say, go buy her book, but if I can't ask you this, I don't, you know. And it would have been just as effective for her to just say, we're coming to town. We're gonna talk, you know, about housewives,

who are resisting to be like, oh shit, that's all you're doing is just telling people about the show. I would like to go, yeah. Yeah, we met her and she couldn't have been nicer. He's a dick and she's one of the nicest people we've ever fucking met. She was nice to me too. So, Gacacac just so.

She went and picked up Gia. All of her kids were there. We were at Melissa's house and I was like, bummed that we didn't get to meet Gia. This is when they were little. And Antonia just got like her license. I'm like, gosh, so weird. So bizarre. Yeah. So and she, Theresa left and went and picked up Gia and brought Gia back so that we could meet Gia. Like we like love her. Love. Yeah. So awesome. We love Melissa too. I mean, Melissa.

I know. They're both so they're both so nice. So nice. You know, um, so cool. Okay. Leslie Bedore both on ice and ice you know um so cool okay Leslie Badoor is the new wife of shadow badoor's ex-husband David Badoor okay wait say Leslie shadow badoor Shannon's doors Badoor of the OC got divorced from David Badoor he then fell love and she got pregnant his girlfriend they got married they have a little girl and her name is Leslie Bedore. Okay. Okay. And early on in their relationship, I started following her and they went at a very sexy trip away in Italy. And hold on, I'm gonna... And they took these photos. What? That's David Bedore. That's David Bedor and Leslie Bedor with their pants down in the fields of Italy. Wait. His blonde hair now? This was a couple of years ago, two

years ago. It's just long. Yeah, that's like, he's had a hair. So this was the height of me doing Barbie reenactments. Why are they constantly doing that? So I did a Barbie reenactment of them. I did it and I posted it, okay. Okay, so I did it and I posted it. And she loved it. She reposted it, okay? Wow. So then I follow her. She sometimes would say like on my stories,

like a little heart or something, whatever. And I'm like, it's gross, pretty good sense of humor. Like she liked my, you know, my barbies. So then, sadly, we see that he has filed for divorce. This is like three months ago. Of course. He's a full-andering piece of shit. And then she posts with him, everything's okay, go back to your regular viewing okay so they got back together alright fine then she does a post i filed for divorce

alright i guess didn't work out they're getting divorced then they show them with a little girl in like montana or whatever they have like a second home i'll take a separate together someone brings it to our attention that she posted this they sent it to us They have like a second home. I don't care. I guess they're back together. I know he's so much. Then someone brings it to our attention that she posted this, and they sent it to us. Cheating on a good person is like throwing away a diamond and picking up a rock. The worst thing about being lied to is simply knowing you weren't, that you were, wait, knowing you weren't worth the truth.

And so I'm, some people like, oh, all looks like a little door and david or getting divorced again at they so they said it's like all let me go back i haven't seen her stuff lately me and i'm gonna look at it and uh... well and i go to her page and i can't get to her page

uh oh i'm checking it over and over again. How am I supposed to be spelling Leslie wrong? Good luck. No. Yes. And so has Peter and so has Annie. Oh, because she knew you were going to try to creep on to Peter's phone. Do you want us to look her up from my phone?

We found another person to look it up. And I was like, what? Wow. OK. Had you talked. And I was like, what? Wow. Okay. Had you talked shit? You hadn't, right? No.

I don't really think that I have. Like I was just like, I mean I was like, hey, you know, is it because you have been around Shannon? I don't know, but I was like, look, if you stay together great,

if you don't, I don't know. I don't know why you broke up. It's a blended family. I don't know i don't know why you broke up it's a blended family i don't know she's got two kids he has the three girls who knows what happened maybe they should read the squirrels and the mick

and that i got better together should read the squirrels and that gets and they will work out i don't know but you know uh... uh... they should on her page though she but you know uh... they should on her page though she as far as the first eight photos on the grid he is not there anymore well so i don't know what's going on with them but you

are public figure david badaire by going on a show and then she you know has almost a hundred thousand followers so but it's okay if you don't want me to be your follower, it's fine. If you are, okay, so if I'm Shannon Bedore, and then just let's just use these as names. Yes. I'm Shannon Bedore, then I get divorced from David Bedore. I keep my name as Shannon Bedore, but then David Bedore gets married to another woman named.

Now, she takes his name and she's Leslie Bedore. So now Shannon Bedore and Leslie Bedore both have the same last name. If you were one of these ladies, do you want to keep that last name? Well, I think Shannon Bedore then keeps the name and then Shannon kind of uses her like made a name now. She does. I don't know if it's legally if she got rid of Bedore because I know a lot of women don't want to get rid of Bedore if their daughters have that like get rid of their family name now. Yeah. I mean, I want to have a of Bador if their daughters have that like get rid of their very name. That's the family name now. Yeah, but I mean, I want to fell in the name.

Life has the name. In the new show, she's like, I'm Shannon Storms and felt like she had like a saying where it's something about storms and. And the dough. Yeah, and she has a serious boyfriends and Bador. And she has a serious boyfriend, so I was like, I think, you know, she's fine, but like, but this is still disruptive to her life if they break up. Good or bad?

Of course. Because the daughters are then, you know, I don't know. But it does lead me down the road. I'm just using this as the name for if this, if let's say it could be another name, it could be Weinberg. It could be a goldman, it could be whatever. It could be Harvey Weinstein. It could be Harvey Weinstein.

Let's say I'm Julie Weinstein, I'm married to Harvey Weinstein. Or whoever, and then he marries somebody else, and then Lori takes the name too. And if you're Lori Weinstein, now it's me, I'm Julie Weinstein, and you're Lori Weinstein or whoever and then he marries somebody else and then Laurie Laurie takes the name to know that Laurie Weinstein now it's me I'm Julie Weinstein and you're Laurie Weinstein now I want to be you if you're married to my ex now the same last name you know who didn't like it who Betty Brotterick she really didn't like it she really didn't like that there was another Mrs. Brotterick walking around I'm impressed that Leslie was able to find Annie. I am to Annie's.

Annie feels like she has fucking made it. She's like, I did not even know that I had this kind of power wielding around this kind of power. Anyway, good luck to them. Whatever happens, I look forward to breaking up and getting back together 12 more times. Absolutely, fuck for them. I hate David Medore that picture was horrendous. She blocked you.

She's a twat. Don't block her from listening to this podcast. Real half-size-of-salt lake. You guys talk away. How do you feel about this season? First of all, I want to say this last episode. So they go to San Diego everybody and Whitney got a nice little snorke in.

Another trip where we traveled domestically because somebody can't leave the country based on a trial that's coming up. So they go to San Diego. It looked like a nice trip. Pretty nice. Yeah. It was such a good episode. It was, to me, I thought it was the best episode yet this season.

We are Lisa Barlowlow stands. So yeah. So we love it too. I'm finding that Meredith is. She's boring. Yeah. And what is the point of Meredith? What is going on with her? Yeah, it's like, I feel like she is just only about like looking pretty. Like there's literally nothing that she's doing or saying or... I'm gonna brutalize a bathtub suit with my husband's socks. Oh my god, those atrocious scenes in the bath. Here's the thing, I guess, you know, we always say, what's your story? Like, well, not everyone has a storyline.

She got to be up, she got back together with her husband. Her son is out and happy. There isn't anything going on for them. She's still her same little store in Park City. There isn't anything. She's just engaging with Lisa Barlow, which is a mistake for the show. Because if you engage with Lisa Barlow,

you'd have a storyline. Yes, true. So you're not. And you're she's trying to do it with Gen Shaw. But of course, Gencha is now a prior whatever But it's like you should you should be sticking with Lisa Barlow. Yeah, that's Meredith fatal mistake Cuz look who's in the middle holding the snowflake miss Lisa and She's exactly the opposite of a CEO of fun is me

I guess I'm the CEO of fun, but I you know I guess I'm the CEO of fun, but I, you know, oh, I don't know what's going on. I can't really open my mouth very loud, so I can't do a whoop like Vicky Goldblaston. Yeah, she is, anyway, you know, so they go on a cruise, and then it was weird because it was the same storyline that always happens is Jen is this is my Week this is my party and this new girl is like no, I booked the Airbnb or I know the person who owns this house And who knows what the fuck is the truth? But like and then she pours a champagne over her friend of 20 years head and she's like this is being fun And the girl is like, I just blew out my,

like, that was furious if I was her. Like I just blew out. I just blew out. I just blew out. It takes an hour and a half extra if I wash my hair and blow it out from scratch. I don't get your hair blown out. Like dry bar?

No, I do it myself. You do it so good. You do it so good I always think that you, I always think that you get it blown out. No, but she's, so it's even more work of this girl blue. And this girl has very straight black hair, so real shine got in it. And she's like, what, we have three hours. Well, two more wash it all over. So now you have a sticky chunk that you're going to have to half wash.

Like, I literally imagine the girl taking half of her hair, just taking one chunk and being like hold on and like putting water on it Yeah, like trying to save it and It's so yeah, so then they get in a fight and then she reveals that Reveals that I threw you a party and it wasn't my intention to pick up the whole bill But it's was 15 grand and you haven't sent me any money. Well, if somebody is looking at going in a trial for scamming people for twenty years and also living beyond their means, I don't know why you would think that they were good for the money.

When they're paying attorneys a hundred thousand every month, do you think that you're going to get your fifteen grand maybe don't do a flower wall bitch. Maybe keep it up. We're gonna leave now chasing the show. She's trying to get in the show. She held the event. She thought production was gonna leave her. She's also super rich.

She's so rich. And I loved when Jen Shaw said, oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize I guess I'll send Meredith the 80,000 for her party. Remember that insane party in season one? To imagine if the way that everyone went after Erica Jane with like, oh, you need to get back everything because you were married to Tom Gerardi.

We're every item that was ever bought in the last 23 years is owed to the victims. So a lot of people argue that. And then I'm like, okay, well, what about the donations that were made to Gavin Newsom and everybody else? Are they all supposed to give that money back to the victims. A lot of people argue that. And then I'm like, okay, well, what about the donations that were made to Gavin Newsom and everybody else? Are they all supposed to give that money back to the victims? And what about, you know, this person who we bought a house for, are they supposed to give

that money back? And it's the same thing. It's like, is all of a sudden merit is supposed to write a check for $80,000 and give it back to the victims of the marketing scam? Like, what about weirdest coach Shaw? What does coach Shaw owe? What about all the Polynesian cousins?

Yeah. Where was there pineapple rice? Who paid for that pineapple rice? That sounds like, what? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I want some. I should work for it right now.

The, like, that was just that lady with that money and the thing. It's like, come on. And also, I agree with you How are what are you supposed to do at some point right? I don't like really like that lady What is it named Angie and another Angie two Angie? There are two side piece Angie's that are like they're trying so hard to say on the show and Dana Dana the most unfun person I've ever seen danna but she is our she is our

i don't like danna but she is our first diverse character in bed diverse i mean what do you mean naturally gray uh... we've never had a housewife rock natural gray well who i didn't even see i didn't really have a great i didn't see as dark hair with like, like, grays are coming in. It's not overly, it's not overwhelming, but it's not a skunk streak.

It's just like, just as someone starts to go gray and they're like, do I pluck it? Do I color it? She's letting it come in. Oh, cool. And she's gonna be, it actually looks really pretty. That's gonna be important for just, in general. I know. So general I know so I'm like this is like she checks two boxes and I do think even though she's just like what barf But I think she's so pretty. I think she's really new girl. Yeah, and I think she's gonna

Name her name for me. I can't I makes me want to say it loudly. I don't know why Dana like it's like that Okay moving on sister wives. I set on the show the other day, how much I thought the sister's wives were being paid, because they are the poorest reality stars that I've ever seen in the history of reality show. And you told us that on the phone. They're going on 17 years.

OK, 17 years, they've been on the show. And I heard from somebody, so I said, I think they get about five grand an episode each, which is like nothing. And someone said, Heather, you're practically correct. Because she somehow did the research or someone did, they get 150 per season, 150,000 per season each, but divided through the episodes, it goes, it falls between five and eight thousand in episode. So I was so fucking on the nail, like I'm so good about it. And they never paid any of the kids.

They don't pay the kids. That's why they move on and don't come around and like, yeah, they can so, like, who cares, yeah, who cares and And so yeah, so Christine is gone and she was in Utah now and That's it. So what do we think is gonna happen is Christine gonna do a dating show because they're doing you know 90 days the single life or whatever the hell that all those garbage shows are but I'm like Where where can we do with Christine here? She's she's the prettiest one It would be fun to see her date some people I think. I don't know. I just, I can't stop watching the show. I had a sexual dream about Cody. I told you about that. I have a dream that I'm in it, like because I watch it late at night and I dream like,

I'm one of the wives. I think because I'm like their age, though I'm only a single wife, I'm just, the whole thing is so weird and fascinating. And now that I think it's so clear that they were all tricked into being told as a polygamous wife, the worst thing you can be is jealous or selfish. So don't be jealous that I'm with Robin and don't be selfish and give us all your money so that Robin and I, and divorce me

so Robin can be the real wife and Robin and I can live in our house with Arnani. Do you remember that part where she goes, what does the nanny do? So the part where she goes what does the nanny stew so the whole coven thing was their way for him just to stay with the wife he likes and he kept saying well i have little kids and at it uh... and then the net and they're like and the nanny you know follows the protocol and we all are in our

own little pot of not getting coven they all get coven and the nanny got coven and christian was like what does the nanny do if they're all staying home and their only job is to fill themselves in and you know put it a drop box to tlc and why the fuck did they need a nanny because because they were spending the money because they're like i don't want to watch i don't want to teach my kids i get it when people had to stay home with their kids a lot of people hired private tutors or whatever or had a living

Net and I need to do it. That's what they did and they were like well This this see this particular season showcased what an enormous Selfish misogynistic Nasogynistic narcissistic pig that Cody is yep, and never, and through now, through the all of sister wives, I always had this film, it's always with him, he said whatever, he's annoying, he's bug not, he's whatever with his hair and his fucking goatee.

But I always thought these women are actually pretty empowered and they seem like they're doing what they want and whatever, whatever. And he's, I don't know, but this season, really the curtain was ripped open on his truth. And he is disgusting. I can't stand Mary. And what I really want to know is when the show, like I would like to know what Mary thinks

now that they obviously watch the show. And she sees him say, Mary can go, he literally is american go i think i think you know that but she's like if i leave i'm just gonna be left at this air bnb and i'm not gonna be on the show and i'm not gonna have the fun of being on the show i'd only have one child that's a nipple blown adult the other

but i think that i don't think that they're yeah both of the i think that they're being We're both told I hear. Does she identify as a man now, her daughter? What? Yes. Seriously? Yes. The daughters become Leon.

Both of the lesbians are now men. And yes, that is true. Leon's my father's name. And, um, this is really. And Leon. That's not all I can think of that as that. So, she, but she doesn't see her child and the child's partner, really.

And so, I think she's just like, I'm just gonna stick around. And I mean, there was one thing which is like, well, Cody said that we could be friends. Why do you even want to be friends with him? You really don't. No. But she doesn't want to give up this identity.

She identifies as a sister wife and As a reality star and she's not willing. She's not gonna gain anything by officially completely leaving That's why she stays even if he's blatantly being like she can go I don't know how he's furious at Christine, but he doesn't care about Mary Yeah, I said Mary did a retreat to empower women and nobody came, she didn't sell any tickets, she just had people from her marketing of Lula Roo, Lula Roo, comes.

And I thought when I heard about it, I'm like, I think she's trying to find another wife to Mary, to Mary, Cody, help the show, and also shove it up Robbins but like now how do you like it now how you fucking like it yeah I got a hot girl that can sell leggings better than you who wants to dance around with Cody oh god and she's young she's 33 she can give it more kids you can't oh can you just want to see me marry like kids and kids yeah really quickly can't oh can you just want to see that's what I think you have it like kids and kids yeah really quickly

before we go okay I just want to say this was another one of these page six articles I'm talking about this is the most backhand and complement it's Courtney going up some steps she looks great but she didn't Photoshop the little back fold okay because she moved her back and the back moves. And when they're 43 years old and you're barely wearing any clothes, I mean, I had that same back.

Okay, it happens. It's a little hereditary situation unless you suck it out, you're going to have a little flap around your broth. But then they make an article out of it and they wrote this and this, they take a comment from another person that commented on her post and said this is a breath of fresh air compared to the edited pics shoved in our faces twenty four seven if that isn't the most passive aggressive back-handed compliment not you look great but isn't it nice that you didn't edit out your back fat like okay

thanks for pointing it out thanks page six i thought i looked great i just posted it but now i have to point it out like uh... you know i love a woman with some cell you like you go girl you know i really like it's i like that heathered kept that one dimple inner thigh would you cross your legs she didn't have any added it out she's like hey look at that dimple winkin at yet thank god page six is there when i don't want to read news. Yeah. Like that.

All page six does is post Instagram posts. Yeah. That's their whole thing now. Like he said, I know that old chestnut of crossing the leg and the cell you like and then you got to go check tuck it under tuck it under. I mean, you don't even need to edit the photo. There's still any things that are appearing on my legs. Now I don't understand. There's weird dim photo. There's so many things that are appearing on my legs now. I don't understand. There's weird dimples. There's like something's happening in my calf.

I'm like, do I have a blood clot? I don't understand what it is. Hey, who's talking about it? Brave. Brave, hashtag hero. Oh, hashtag hero. I'm a hero. I'm a hero first.

I'm a hero third. You know what I'm gonna do? We were gonna do a baby sale. Like baby sale, right? Or something. And then there's women who show their cellulite on Instagram and they are one in the same. You know what I'm gonna be told?

I'm gonna be told. I'm gonna be told. It was muffin top Mondays, but we could do it for Friday. I know, I had back fat Tuesdays. I did have back fat Tuesday. Oh, okay. That sounds like a good restaurant.

Muffin top Mondays, totally way to go. What else? Would you say Fupa Friday? Yeah. Fupa Fridays, all about it. I mean that. I put on a pair of pants yesterday, like joggers or whatever,

and my t-shirt didn't go all the way down past the Fupa, and I thought I had a dick. I looked in the mirror and I was like, what the fuck? And I can squeeze it in my hand. It's so fat. And again, I came out my pants. It was like coming through, like protruding like balls.

Super fronting. It's crazy. Girls, brave. I hope that this trip gets canceled. If it doesn't, we, where people can always listen to dumb gay politics, they can join your Patreon. You actually have a website that's working now. What's it called? julienbrandy.com. Yes. I love it. And I'm going to see you at our

Christmas party. Can't wait to eat steak. Come so hungry. I think you should have a tiny, tiny, tiny, breakfast. I'm not going to eat at all. I'm going to gov. I'm getting the porterhouse for two and a minute million because my poop is hungry. No, you're sharing with me. Oh, I'm sharing it with Brandon. It was the best I've ever had. Your Christmas party. Ever best dick or steak. That's right. That's right. You really did say dick. I did. I did. I did. She's talking about the food predict and you know, best dick I ever had. That's

right. This food predicts the best. Oh my god. I don't think I've ever heard that. Sure you did. Sure you did. That's where the mind is. Thank you.