Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Groomed by a NFL Player with Sarah Colona and RHOBH Bombshells

Episode Date: October 5, 2023

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Woo-hoo! Hannah McDonald! Juicy scoop! Hello and welcome to Juicy scoop. I have Sarah Klonan here we had a great show but this happened. Oh! Oh! Jesus I got...

Oh I wish someone had happened on camera. That did come on camera. Oh, I can't. I'm scared what I'm supposed to do now. Nothing. Now it's over. It means it works. Oh, it just means it works when they can say everybody stay in your home. Yeah.

So when you're ready, that will be a funny. Does it work for Chris? Because he's on Samsung. Oh, yeah, I think all mobile devices. Or maybe he's just... He just comes in green. That's a text. Oh my God.

Okay, well we're okay, everybody. Woo, made that. I was so scared. Okay. That was like the start of Jusus. Yeah. Wow, what a day. Oh. It's a soft intro. Okay. That was like the start of juicies. Yeah. Wow, what a day. So that's a soft intro.

Okay. I guess I don't have to clap now. No, that was. So start the clock. Okay. Oh my gosh, you guys. Wow. I mean, talk about being live.

I'm here with Sarah Colona looking very cute. Thanks, girl. You have a nice fall outfit, a cute blouseona looking very cute. Thanks girl. You have a nice fall outfit, a cute blouse with some very cute jeans. I like the cut of them, the style, the color. Okay, first of all, it's very warm and so I don't know why I went real fall. Today. I know, I wanted to go fall but I went shorts because I want to go for a walk after and

I'm like, so I look like I'm going to Palm Springs and you look like you're going to go pumpkin-pumped-chunting. Which I'm like, so I look like I'm going to Palm Springs and you look like you're gonna go pumpkin-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump-pump- you were here there was another item that we talked about and then you got the letter which reminds me of the sexist city movie when she tries on all the wedding dresses and then who's the designer that's like this dress was meant for you and it comes at the door basically that's what rent the runway did they said they listened to juicy scoop and they said Sarah this you could keep the orange shorts they told me yeah shorts I saw you like that's exactly like it was in the movie remember that I saw you in the bog spread carry And you're meant to have this wedding dress rent the runway said I saw you in your orange shorts on the YouTube of juicy scoop And you were meant to keep up also you talked about how it was hot you probably sweated and you are meant to keep them I was gonna say they more than likely were

like please don't send us back those shorts we just heard you say you've worn them seven days in a row in fucking July in California please just keep burn them if you can oh my god anyway you do you look at that and I want to say your hair is looking great as always oh thank you and I don't know if you saw this thing that was on TikTok or maybe they wrote about it as a trend. But it's been something since the beginning of the time. So Gen Z didn't crack some code.

But when girls have really long and pretty hair, sometimes they're girls in their circle who they think are their friends would be like, you know, what would look so good on you? Sarah, a pixie cut. Oh, he's right. No. You've never had a friend that wanted you to,

who thought your hair would look better cut short in your lifetime. Well, when I was in college, and when I first moved out here, I had a short haircut. I saw it. I did do it on my own. Nobody suggested it. However, Chris Frenjola was a short haircut. I saw it. I did do it on my own. Nobody suggested it. However, Chris Frenjola was a friend of mine at that time early. Please tell me Kristen tell you

to cut your hair like a cheap head. He didn't, but he didn't tell me that I should grow it out. He wasn't, he didn't step in and say, I know what he's a straight guy, so he doesn't count. I'm talking about a girl. Well neither of my girlfriend's also said Sarah, when your hair is cut short and it's curly, grows up towards the sun like a mushroom, maybe you should consider growing it out. I had to figure that out on my own. So, when I really met you,

I mean, I knew you from comedy, but when I really started working with you at Chelsea, you had always had good hair, but it was shorter than it is now. But it was still a good cut. And then when I saw an old photo of you, when it was short I said who were your girlfriends? Because, and so, anywhere I did have in my day how I had some people that were like, you should cut it, you should cut, and I did cut it once as Jennifer Aniston and Friends haircut.

Oh, but that was a good on you. It looked fine, except you had to blow it out and before I could do like a lazy thing, like you had to really style it. But my mom said, well now you look like everybody else. So she didn't like it. Wow. And then I grew it out.

I mean, she had a point, everyone was doing that. But then at a certain point, my mom's hairdresser when she was, I remember going to my mom's stylist years ago with her, like as a little girl. And he said, no woman should, no woman over 40. Now this is the 70s. Should have long hair. I know.

Well, that's the thing is like they used to always say that that we have, you look older if you have longer hair. I think I look older with shorter hair for sure. So that was, I think you do what looks good for you if that means got rock in the gray which i'm seeing like a lot younger women rock and gray and i think it looks good yeah or going blonder as you get older my mom did that or going short or whatever wearing a wig who the hell cares just coming in next time and i'm just gonna have it like to hear

i need to get like a wig that looks really realistic just to freak you out but now i already gave away the joe i guess it won't work so i don't know if you heard that we had someone crash archo when i was doing my life to use the scoop with chris over the weekend in san francisco i had a lot of questions about you told me to save up for the pod so i yes the rat

there are two accounts one the initial i witness account where the girl screen she said it was a rat later on some of the three girls in my meet and greet said it looked it was a cute little gray mouse and it looked scared okay okay so i was like literally this is why crimes never get solved yes because there are two i witness accounts and everyone saw something different based on their own perception, what they're going through in their life.

That's true. So anyway, before I want to say, when Chris and I got to San Francisco, we were coming from Sacramento and I said, okay, we got to do like a two-hour drive-in Uber or whatever from Sacramento to San Francisco. I said, since I'm like, do you want to walk around San Francisco? Like we've heard such scary awful things about it and seen a million things. Or do you want to just stay in a hotel room, like in our rooms, till noon, and then just check in at three at the Fairmont, whatever. And he goes, yeah, let's just do that.

We get, as we start driving through San Francisco to find the hotel, we're both looking at the window and it looks gorgeous. Yeah. It's clean, it's beautiful, it looks like it's 1995. Okay. I'm like, okay, what is this? Okay. So then we get to the hotel, that's very nice. That fair month, there's a really good attire in place right next to it and I can't remember the name of it. Well, I was still so freaked out, I never left the room. I got a room service which I should have gone to a cute lunch, I should have enjoyed myself. Then we get to the theater, Pals of the Fine Arts. That's also very nice. So then both of us were

like, gosh, we kind of feel bad that we, and then the mouse came. So we don't know who is, if it was to run San Francisco's, continue to run San Francisco's reputation as a tourist attraction. Or did they try to ruin my show? But this person wrote, and I scratched our names, because maybe she wants to be known, maybe she doesn't. She asked me in under comments, was it a swamp rat or a pet rat? Did the venue have a history of rat visitors?

And then she did like an detective like moji hat was the rat sent in or did it wander in classic sabotage and i said the theater manager been there for twelve years that we have never had a rat amounts nothing like this ever happened in the theater and then she said case closed reports were it was scared like a rat from a captivity not a free range so somebody might have just taken their little like mouse or hamster or whatever that maybe their kid had trying

to fuck me over brought it in. But they did release it if it was released they released it at the end of the show and if they really wanted to screw me over they would have done it earlier in the show. Well I feel feel that, although I appreciate the detective work, I feel that Annie Mouse, that gets runs across this stage and all of a sudden it's like, shit, I was just looking to, you know, find a piece of cheese. Yeah, I wasn't. I didn't, it's going to seem scared, probably even a rat.

Like they get that we've had a mouse come in and visiting here and there outside our back our back door Yeah, times because I got out yeah, and so they found they would come because I had a cat food and so John made me put the cat food away Anyway, but it would be real scared when I would open the door It would run off and I don't think it was what is the mouse came and was enjoying the show But like most people after about 85 minutes of a show, the mouse was ready to go. Do you think maybe you just hurry in to try to get in the VIP

line to get a photo with you? Didn't want to wait. You wanted me in the front of the line. Yeah, yeah, it didn't have a lanyard, so I don't know. But that's thank you for the detective work. OK, Sarah, I'm so glad because you're supposed to be here last week, and you got sick. I code it.

Thank you. And thank God my hottest topic for you, which is Taylor and Travis, they're still dating because you are the juicy scoop expert on being a blonde country delight stealing the heart out of an NFL player. She's clearly copying you. I know. I mean, it's like, okay, girl, you know what I mean? Do your own thing but I

Got it. I have tweeted her and told her she wanted to have lunch so I could show her the ropes But you know having her back, but I'm sure I'm sure she'll get there Now I'm I'm confused it did he he pursued her right he was the first person to say let me get your number or I went he went to a her show or something right he went to her concert okay made her a friendship bracelet he said with his number on it and then he and his brother have a podcast together and his brother said your jersey number or your phone number and Travis said you know which one so meaning I think he put his phone number thinking he could give her the bracelet and be like hold on me

So this guy is sitting there with the beads. I mean probably someone made it for him I was assuming make it for him. I don't know about that, but um, I mean that's pretty cute Yeah, I think he I think he definitely as the kids say shot his shot. Okay, right? It's very similar to what John did I think he definitely, as the kids say, shot his shot. Okay. Right? It's very similar to what John did, except it was, you know. Yes, tell us your mind. I said one more time. My husband, who played in the NFL, two, 10 years ago, tweeted to me after he met Ross

Matthews on the sidelines and said, I want to meet Sarah. And then he tweeted to me. So now we've moved on to friendship bracelets instead of Twitter, whatever. But it's like same thing. I think that you need to warn her about how an NFL player can groom you, trap you, manipulate you into marrying them with a diamond. Could you have it where you're wearing it? Yeah, the shape of a football. And then next thing you know you wake up

Well, how many years has it been eight years seven married? Yeah, the wake up seven years later trapped in a Very nice home in Sherman Oaks. You didn't ask for this life. No, you didn't ask to go to that thing last weekend Where were you the superbowry? Yeah, yeah, because you went to Superbowl. Yeah, you didn't ask to, did you ask to go to the Superbowl twice? No. And you had to go. Yeah, and then you, I mean, tough work.

Like, I think you need to be a sister to her and tell her to get the fuck out now. Get out before your life gets even better. Yeah. Uh, I'm kind of for them. Like, I'm totally good. Yeah. Yeah. I'm kind of for them. I'm totally good at that. Yeah, yeah. I think they're kind of fun.

But I think they were dating law. I do think he put it out there. Yeah. I obviously have no idea. But when they, I saw her in the suite with his mom, two weeks ago, they, I don't think that you would just meet someone's mom. You'd have it even met and hung out and stay in the sweet with them during the

football game and watch and play that's like high-level stress well i agree and as as a podcaster who's aware of thirsty people in this business that use other people for content i was afraid this was all to get people to listen to he and his brothers podcast but apparently was already ahead and apparently they're already known as brothers. Yeah. There is a very, there's so many weird theories

about it being a PR stunt. And I'm like, for who? Neither of them need it. Right, exactly. Yeah. Okay, I actually think this is gonna happen. Yeah. I think she is of an age that she already had the biggest tour ever and she might have another bigger one

But I just think she's something someone that's so smart and pragmatic and I do think they have a real attraction And it's like a perfect person. It's not an actor. It's not a singer. It's not and I think that that she's really is into him And I think it's the right time for both of them and i actually think they're gonna get married and have kids oh wow i do want full married and have kids i like i think it's fun i like taylor swift who you can't say a bad word about her she's a badass she works her ass off she's a good friend to her girlfriend yeah she always has cats we have so much in comments. Oh my god.

Eler, call me. I know. Well, okay, there's some other scoop that's happened over the time. Now, this story came out. Taylor Shufton, Travis, may have left his game separately due to NFL protocol. A lot of people thought there was more to it. The fact that they didn't leave leave. Can I wear? Yes, please do since you know. I was so annoyed when I saw TMZ trying to make a thing out of it. Travis and Taylor leave the game separately. Yeah, he has to fly home with the team.

There is no option to not, maybe if a family emergency, something like that. But no, he's got to go home with the team. They have to watch film the next day. There's no. There's no. And also it's not like I remember one time when I was explaining it to someone because someone was like, well, is it different because

you're married to the punter? And I'm like, no, it's not different. Like Russell Wilson, Tom Brady, everyone has the same. In fact, NFL really goes by seniority. So John had the best parking spot in the whole building because he was there 10 years ago. Okay, relax. Well, let's see it. You want me to be United for life. I have to act like all right. We get mad. Okay And but there is no breaking that like the night before the game. They she cannot spend the night with him She so that is a big deal. I thought that was always and that is to save his sperm It's definitely to save his sperm. Nobody is it? No, I think it is.

No, it's because they need to have a curfew. So they watch. Okay, but hear me talk. Okay. This is what I think. Yes. Yeah, they say it's a curfew. But if you're with your honey, okay, and especially if it's a new honey and you're

boning maybe a couple times a night, that's not a solid night sleep for him. That is exerting energy, you're basically doing, you know, a plank while you're boning your girlfriend. And then aren't you, you know, but aren't you kind of not supposed to ejaculate before like big sporting events? I mean, I think people, I think it's always been a thing that people have said. Okay.

But I will say that John and I never did the night, like the day before, even before he had. So in the NFL, you even have to spend the night in a hotel when you have a home game. They have a team hotel. Okay. I think it's so, I think it's probably a little bit of that. Or a fight. You could have a fight with your wife.

It's your own way. Yeah. It's a good night's sleep. John used to say it was probably also geared towards like, if you have kids at home and you can't get a good night's sleep. John used to say it was probably also geared towards like, if you have kids at home and you can't get a good night's sleep, like to make sure everyone gets the same amount of sleep and that they're, they got their shit tight, you know, the night before.

So they have, so you can go like one new year's eve. John and I went to have dinner. It was, I forget where he was playing in San Francisco, I think. So we had to go to five o'clock dinner because they start team meetings at seven p.m. Okay, and then share with all the old people all the old people. Oh, yeah, early bird. I don't really would mind a five o'clock early bird dinner. What are you doing Peter? Just sorry. Yeah, you go ahead. So yeah, so you have you have you can have a dinner, but it's gotta be early because they have to go to team meetings and then John would be able to come down to my room

Like on my level it can't be on the same in the same room Like I can't go up to his floor. Oh, it's a whole separate floor. Yeah, like they have a whole floor Basically with like meeting rooms and stuff and no matter how big the guy's dick is he cannot reach you No, no, no, no, no, I, unless it can go all the way through the air. You can't even be like a glory hole between two rooms. Okay, go on. So he could come down to my room and tell curfew, which was usually I think 10 p.m.

And then, and the beginning, I thought it was cute. And then at the end, he would be like, I'm fucking cruel, man. Why don't I have to have a curfew? I know how to keep it together in my four game when he was kind of grouchy. Yeah, but he still did it everyone has to do it It's got it. It's the rules Taylor explain that. Yeah, also this is kind of interesting Okay, so she's got all our friends in the booth with her in the VIP. Yeah I like what are they called the box sweet. So anyway his ex girlfriend is named Kayla Nicole

Travises and she So anyway, his ex-girlfriend is named Kayla Nicole. Travis's. And she apparently unfollowed Patrick Maholmes, Brittany Maholmes, and Jackson Maholmes. She unfollowed all of them after seeing that they were hanging out together. Because Taylor took her out to dinner with her. Which I was like, that's another, I kind of get that. I think it's always healthy to either unfollow someone or mute some or whatever. I mean, that would be hard. If this is your ex boyfriend and is that the one that he met on the reality show?

You know, this is a different girl. Okay. The reality show girl was from like six years ago. Yeah, and it wasn't even. By the way, peacock is so smart. I was looking for things on peacock today. And suddenly that's popped up. Oh, they, it was catching catching.

Catching Kelsey. Yeah. From like, 2015 suddenly that's like you might be interested in this. I mean, they do do that. Oh, you know it's getting a resurgence for sure. Yeah. So, and you know, Bethy, Frank, I would say. And you know what?

Travis isn't getting any money for those reruns. The reality reckoning. Get the union going Anyway, he So so yeah, I think that would be hurtful Not hurtful. It just is not a good feeling even if you're over him to see that a girl that you used to hang out with when you're all Dating is now with the most popular woman in America. Yeah, I mean, I would unfollow too. I would at least mute, you know, if I wanted to, I mean, that was quick too,

that she took her out to dinner. Patrick and Holmes wife, Brittany, she took her out to dinner fast. Right. Like, they met out for it. She must, I don't know if him and Travis Kelsey are close. I don't really know the deal, but she was like, I mean, I don't,

Sierra and I never went out to dinner. I mean, I met her a few times We had she's very sweet to me. Oh people said I cut you off about your Seattle stories. So do you have any stories? I don't think you do. I think I told I think I really went long-winded on some Seattle stories. No Sierra stories. Oh Sierra No, I mean she was always very nice. We were on one time. We were all on a bus together to go to a playoff's game And I got to sit next to her because she and I were the last ones on the bus so we sat up front This message is brought to you by Kologuard Kologuard is a one-of-a-kind way to screen for colon cancer if you are 45 or older And it averaged risk for colon cancer

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Different is calling. Yeah, there isn't that much more to it. I wasn't... Believe me, if I know that you guys were like, you know, tickling each other's back one night, I would let you tell that story. Although wait, no, I was, how you could start. Oh, she did tickle your back. Yes, she did.

And she was taking a selfie when she got on the bus in the playoffs game. And I happened to be, like, we got on around the same time. So I was like right up front. And she started to take a selfie. And people were like screaming at me to get down. Like, they thought I was trying to be in the photo. And, you know, me, I really wasn't.

I was just like, I just happened to be here. And, like, grown women were like yelling at me to get down because they wanted to make sure they were in. They probably, my hair was probably blocking somebody or something. Anyway, the selfie never made the internet anyway. So, I thought it would be that Ellen moment, the most famous selfie at the Oscars.

But she is a good friend, Taylor. She is being very good friends to Sophie Turner who used to be, or is Dow divorcing Joe Jonas, who she Taylor used to date and now they're having this custody battle. It's not nice. And so she's with her a lot. And then, but also she picked up two more friends according to this daily mail. Miles Teller and his wife, they were just seen arriving at her home

Wait, miles teller is the cute guy that was I think in top gun. Oh Okay, so I mean she's collecting a lot of cool people. Doesn't she live in New York part time? She has a big Yeah, she's a gorgeous condo there. Yeah in New York City. Yeah Well, she's quite different. I'm telling you, I think it's so unwiteing here. I also have a, like a, okay. You know how like a non-ay hell or whatever was about, and you remember the movie non-ay hell,

about a regular person with a movie star? Okay, I think whether this goes, becomes anything or not, I think this could be such a good movie, which people will be like, obviously, is a tailor-travestory. But you take it like a little twist. This is like a new dry bar type of movie that you could watch while you get your hair blown out. Okay.

And I think it's, the singer gets with a football player, but instead of his brother, Jason, who's cute but not as cute, he's married with kids, right? I think so. Okay, but in my movie, he is a widow. Oh. Okay, but he's got a couple of kids. Okay. And Travis is a player and she gets with him, but in the movie then, she ends up actually

falling in love with Jason, the widow. So she goes out with both brothers? No, she's like, it's like a PR thing and he's kind of hitting on her and he's kind of using her and she's kind of using him and she shall. Oh, they're not really doing it. But then once she really starts meaning Jason, you know, I got it. They both need a PR boost in my movie. They both need a PR boost because they've had bad things happen in their careers. So they get together and then because they're both kind of shallow assholes, but then with her having to hang out with the dad and the other brother, she falls in love with the

other brother because she never really got with Travis and then they end up together. I feel like you should stop talking because the writer's strike is over and someone can write this. I would watch that movie. I would watch that movie. Huge act man married for 27 seven years his wife is sixty seven she's a they'll they were kind of what one of the first couples that had a little she's a little bit older than him

she's beautiful and everything it sounds to me like she was the one that filed or pushed it because he was like study was so devastating but now they say he is out he is dating he was a game with the swept wasn't he was there well daily mail is is saying there are rumors of several women interested in dating him he's not out dating including people like cat Kylie Minogue Jennifer Aniston Sophia Vagara and Sophia Bush I feel Sophia Bush is too young for him yeah but a jettifer aniston i think that i think that would be a nice couple of fia vagara

that would be interesting well also of course all those people would be interested in dating and i mean i don't know personally obviously but he doesn't have like a bad reputation does he no i mean single bachelor now with a lot of money i mean yeah i mean but what was it doing at the gate is he friends No, I mean, no, a lot of money. I mean, yeah, I mean, but what was he doing at the gate? Is he friends with Taylor? I don't know why he was in the booth with Taylor

Swift and Ryan Reynolds and Blake. Yeah, I know that she and Blake, a live layer, really close. They've been friends for a long time. And there was one moment where people thought she was saying, look at how cute his face is. Yeah. And she's like, like, so excited with her friend. It was a good girl moment of like, it was cute. Like, I'm having good sex. I like this guy. And he's a good guy. Yeah. Oh, I know. It's fun. I love, I'm again, I love the mom. The mom doesn't have any daughters. She, I don't think so. I don't know. Have that as a, that should be a good daughter-in-law. Okay, so. What do you think about Tom Brady supposedly?

This seems like this and Kim Kardashian. I don't even know if this has any legs. I don't think it's a real thing. So she went to a fashion show. She went to the Beckham fashion show. I'm talking about Beckham. And she wore this pretty purple dress. And she went and when she,

I guess she was late and she said hi to what's what's back up first name the husband david david she said hi to david and then um... and a winter was there and then she sat down and then and I want her got up and left and then people said she only left because she wanted to go to another fashion show right after other people said she got up and she left because she was so sick of Kim holding up the fashion show because she was holding up the fashion show. But anyway, then they went to a party after and they were hanging out at the after party Brady and Kardashian were talking.

Oh, it was a Jay Z VIP blackjack party. And French Montana was there. That's Chloe'sois old boyfriend little baby also got a lot of people here fat Joe what feel like they probably mean that joe is way yes i think so meeting joe medium joe that size joe

i think i mean i don't i don't know i don't see it but i also have no idea idea. But also, I feel like, of course, they're gonna talk if they're both at a part, I mean, that's just me. They know each other. They're looking at, there is nothing happening here. This moment, the momentum would have happened. There's nothing happening there.

Meanwhile, David Beckham, sorry, I forgot his name, David Beckham and Victoria Beckham, they have some show out on Netflix that's kind of about their life or whatever, that's coming out it's like four episodes and they talk about how like 20 years ago they've been together 25 years ago but like 20 years ago he had this assistant and there were tabloid rumors that he was having a affair with her and she in it says this was the hardest time of my life and

she gets really vulnerable in the documentary but in all the articles I read and I think in the show, they don't ever reveal if it was true or not. She just said the rumors were hard to take in the press. Oh, but do you think they're going to talk about it in the new documentary? No, I think that's all we get. Oh, that's it. So we still don't know if it's true. So it's like kind of like a...

Cocktees? Yeah, kind of like... I mean, I guess you're just gonna just assume whatever. You can assume that it was real. You can assume that we're not gonna say anything because the woman still is walking on this earth and like, they don't want her to get shit, but they wanna be honest about all the hard times

in their life so they might be like, yeah, we're gonna talk about the rumors, but I'm never gonna, they never admit if it was true or not, just that it was a hard time in their marriage. I'm just kinda smart. Yeah, I think so too, because you're like, I'm not going to gloss over it, but I'm not going to say if it was true or not, because even if it wasn't true, anyone would say public

rumors about it would be hard. Right. And then if you also do admit that it's true, then you have to go through a whole nother thing and find her to be interviewed. Yeah. And then the girls being interviewed and she's being crucified and then, or, yeah, and then, or then people then pick apart your marriage now and obviously they're doing fine now. And they have kids.

Yeah, the kids are all, and the one boy is married. Oh right, they're big grown, but still, you don't like. Yeah, they have four kids and like, yeah, they do just fine. The Real House has a Beverly Hills trailer season 13 came out. Oh, that's, that's right. And. And? And my voice is heard in the trailer, because it's a lot about Kyle and Marisio.

And you hear me talking from some episode of this, they wrote me and said, can we use something from juicy scoop? I'm like, sure, I didn't know what capacity. I don't know if they're going to use me more in the show if this was the only time. Okay. But you just hear my voice, and you hear a couple other commentators voice, a couple of two other guys. I think Zach Peter is somebody else talking about this breaking news when they get separated.

And you hear me say, you know, for a long time we've always heard the rumors about Mauricio, something like that. So then someone with, I guess just looking at the trailer and they did the writing, you know, the Kairan like spelling it out for you and It says this man three There's always been rumors about Mauricio I'm man three You're not even man one I'm the way I'm the man man

So at least the machine thought I was a man. Maybe that's why I got chosen. They knew I was a woman, I wouldn't have had picked. Yeah, that's right. Well, they knew because they wrote you and asked you. They could have just been- But the subtitle AI guy doesn't know. Right. The robot doesn't know.

They thought I sounded like a man. I mean, welcome to my world. You know, I mean, it's just how it is. It's just me, sir. Can I help you with your palatine equipment? Yeah, that's, oh, big kick. Oh, when you talk. When I call any kind of customer service.

Brochbath, he says the same thing. There was like, hold one moment, ma'am. It's like, what? So Mauricio is doing the answer with the stars at kiles ex-husband and uh... so it's all gonna be all about their relationship

their separation her being with this country star is it sexual if it's not have you you like country music have you have more in way yes had you heard of more than way before kiles started finger now music have you ever been Morgan Wade? Yes. Had you heard of Morgan Wade before Kyle started fingering her? No. Well have you heard of this song? I'm gonna make you love my... Is that the one with her in the video? Yes. So no I had not heard of her before her. Okay. So even though you're a country person, you're doing stuff? They say we stuff they say we they say no we're just friends but in the trailer you see to read being like

i mean you put the initial of her name on your body kyle i mean doesn't that mean something mind you only have five tattoos and one of it is morgan weight or vice versa right i think more Morgan has all these tattoos she put a a K that is Kyle's handwriting on her body okay and then and then Kyle has some type of small tattoo that represents Morgan Wade okay I have a tattoo that says Heather never shown it to you. I'm gonna make you love me. What if that was your only tattoo?

And you're just like, yeah, like one day, you really helped me out in a sketch and I went to the tattoo parlor in 2010. You don't have any tats, right? No, no. I don't need to. I like tattoos, but I just don't want to go out. I like tattoos, too.

I like tattoos on I like that to is on people to anyway um Erica Jane she's gonna have a special about her Las Vegas residency like a three-parter okay where she's we're gonna get to see her being like make it come here pat the bus pat the bus is expensive to be me and show her how hard it is, I feel like everybody always wants that document. I always think about like a files to have a documentary, it's just me, just like, you know, plugging in the iPad. There's no one that's like every day.

I feel like it would have to be like a one part documentary. I don't know if you can stretch that into three. Getting in my car, someone's driving. Are we getting, are we going to target later? Just, whoa, sorry. Just a bunch of this. It's all about the mouse. Yeah.

The only time, the only highlight of the whole documentary is when the mouse came. I wonder if you're just shooting a documentary, or anything's are so much. Because she's shooting Kyle's shooting a documentary with Morgan Wade. And if I if I I Know everyone less fucking listen to juicies go if there is a recent documentary that we can track back that was currently in production

When my mouse crashed my event and somebody has a mouse or a rat interrupt a show Then I'm gonna know that they did grab it from captivity and they did copy my life. Yeah, it'll be, and it'll be like, would you be honored though? It'll be like a little nod to you? Yeah. Yeah. I'll be honored. And they can also faint on stage if they want.

Wait, what is their documentary about the Kyle and Morgan one? It's about her music. Oh. And how this pretty lady they aimed me. I'd never heard of a reality show before let alone Beverly Hills. She happened to be there from there. And we started talking. She stalked me, slid in there. And then we realized we had a lot of comment. We knew people, you know, that had been sick. And I have, you know, and so we were going to focus on that

in the music. Oh, and Kyle's producing it or yeah Oh, Kyle's there. We went to Paris together. I cannot wait to not watch that. I said on the lap That is so funny. I cannot wait to not watch well. I made you watch something that Honestly if you wanted to file a lawsuit, yes, harassment for trauma, and you can show the text of where I said, hey, can you watch this show so we can discuss it on juicy school? Twice, I have two texts from you about it. I had you watch it before I watched it.

Yes. Because I had time yesterday and you said, I watched, I go, did you watch it? Should we watch it? You're like, you made me watch one i'll only watch one and you're going to die and it is

the uh... naked attraction attraction i think it's out of the u-k-a-six yet there's like six seasons which they didn't know i think i i think they just bought i think there was still yeah i think they just bought I think they were so yeah I think they just bought it like it had already air because I mentioned it to John and he just casually goes Yeah, it gets old real fast and he's just got I couldn't watch past if I you'd have to pay me So much money to watch any more of it and apparently it's like hit I like the think about is if the only thing I wish

that I wish my parents were alive because I would just be like, wow, I found a really cool thing on Netflix. And like secretly, like honestly, you guys, if you want to have a viral TikTok, get somebody a little bit older in your life and go, mom, there's a really fun dating show I want you to see. Don't tell anything about it. Turn on HBO Max, have the hidden iPhones. mom there's a really fun dating show i want you to see don't tell her anything about it turn on hp on max

to have the hidden iphone it is yet and have it rocious yet miss skip the preview just started right because they start right at the lower half they reveal the lower half like two seconds into the beginning of the show so there's this english woman who's the uh... host of it and she's bisexual and she's like

this is about naked attraction you know we skip usually this is the end of it. And she's bisexual. And she's like, this is about naked attraction. You know, we skip usually, this isn't the end of a date, or when you're already in a relationship, you see what the person's naked body is like. Here we're going to see, I'm going to, and then so she brings out the first girl, who's like, I'm kind of polyamorous, whatever. And they start and they're all in these boxes

and the guys are naked and they go up to their waist so now she is going up close with a host and inspecting their genitals. Yes. I mean, I want a puke. Well, I want a puke thinking about it. And I just, I was like, I don't want to be ever single. I don't want to be, I'm so glad I was born the year I was born.

I don't want to be born sooner later in life. Like, I die if I was 20. I just, disgusting. I don't know that I was as grossed out by it as you were, but I just thought, how can anyone keep watching this? I just, like, I get it. Like, that's it. That's the bit.

And also, you know, I want some people need to exfoliate and- I know, or self-tanner. Yeah, and cramming the pubes. Yeah. And I mean, wasn't even about like, abs or whatever, it was just like, general maintenance that I was like, grossed out by.

And then it was just, she was like, I was just like, oh oh man then they had this other girl and she's bisexual so she's inside between three girls and three boys so then they zoom in on the girls. Vaginal area and how ours can look different and she's like so are you someone that likes that kind of an outy thing or not I'm like this is I just and then I'm like the people that kind of an outy thing or not. I'm like, this is, I just can't. And then I'm like, the people that are naked there, they're getting nothing.

They might have gotten some snacks in the green room. They're not getting money. There's no residuals, that's for sure. And then they get rejected. That's how, that was what was most disturbing to me. If someone looked at your deck and was like, not that guy, or someone looked at your vagina and was like, not that girl. Because at the beginning, they have to take one or two people out just based on the lower half. And then they go, they go, and then they

all send reveal all the way up to their face. And then those two people come out. And then the person picking has to go get naked to make it even Stephen. And then they, they all stand naked between it so awkward through the clothes for the through the person that is I mean the reason I know about the shows because watching the view and is it sunny who's on the show yeah yeah she was like I loved it my partner I watched it all weekend we couldn't stop I'm like what kind of sick shit is the host of the viewing to I don't know anyone that would watch more than one

I'm a friend of mine was like I'm on season six Shut up. I was like you stop. He's a gay man He said he didn't know that he was like he learned a lot. He didn't know that vaginas were so Box or is he a picker? Um no, he watched it all. Oh, I thought oh not in oh yeah I thought you said your friend who was on it. Oh God, no, no. No, he's watching up to see. I said, I could only watch one because he had suggested it too.

And he said, well, I'm on season six and it's amazing. So I guess it's like educational. A car wreck you can't look away from. I could look away and I'm never going back But I thought what John said was accurately it just gets old fast like all the sudden you're like okay next episode It's just more people looking at six penises or six vaginas or three and three and trying to pick well There was one guy that had an enormous Appendage us they'd say and he had an elephant tattoo around it

What did you see that guy? It say any elephant tattoo around it What did you see that guy it was an elephant tattoo around it? He had like the outline of an elephant that's what that was around it and then oh Elephant ears I didn't get that yeah, and it's dick was a truck I was focused on there was one guy who had very severe bow legs You know where you're go straight? Yeah. And not that that matters, but I mean, that's kind of interesting. And then there was another person who was an amputee.

Yeah, that's the guy that had the elephant thing. Well, I mean, thank God he was blessed with a nice penis, I guess, but whatever. It was just, it was goodbye. I don't even want to. She picked him and then they went on a date and then they're fast forward. Now we're going to go to a whole nother dating show complete opposite the golden bachelor. Okay.

Everyone wondered how Dixon City Comptroller Rita Crendwell could afford so many horses. The rumor we had that she had befriended some rich little old lady and she had left her a lot of money. Somebody thought that her family had bought stock and Campbell's soup. I had heard something new was like a cellphone company, like every time that cellphone rang, like she made money. Like any cellphone. Kind of, yeah. I know that sounds ridiculous.

To find out the truth, listen, to Crooked City, Dixon, Illinois, wherever you get your podcasts. You watched it, let's hear your thoughts. I have not watched the bachelor in forever. Because I was just, I just got thought I got really repatitive. I was excited to watch bachelor and forever. Because I was just like just got thought I got really repatitive. I was excited to watch this when I was curious. I thought my only concern was it was going to be like a bit of a tear jerker because he's a widow. And then I figured there might be some widowers on there too. But yeah, that's there, but it's

a nice story. His kids are encouraging him to go, not nice that she died, but you know what I mean? He obviously loved his wife. He talks about it, and then he's like, his kids are encouraging him. I enjoyed it, I will watch it, I wish they had it made them do like bits getting out of the limo. A couple of them didn't, but I was like, don't make the 60 year olds do the same bits,

the 20 year olds do. Let them just have a nice time. But there doesn't, I don't know 60-year-olds do the same bits. The 20-year-olds do. Let them just have a nice time. But there doesn't. I don't know. I'm curious if it's going to get. I think it looks like it gets dramatic because of feelings. But I don't know if it's going to be like cat fights. Chris, because we talked about this in the live show,

Chris had a really funny joke. He's like, well, the fantasy suite is the first fantasy suite that has the tub with the door. What's my answer? Which way is it? Whenever I see an ad for one of those tubs with the doors, I'm just like fascinated. How does the water not slip out? I'm just like shocked that it can be sealed.

Anyway, he, um, did you notice how they started it, though? Like, because they normally start it with him, like, they're showering. And if it was him, him putting on his hearing aids. I was like, okay, we get it. He's in his seventies. I think it's great. I'm going to continue to watch it as well.

I mean, he is appealing. I knew he would have to be a widow because do you imagine if there was just a wife out there? Either she would have to be there for the hometowns and the two ladies have to get together. Maybe that'll be next season. But if you did have an ex-wife, and then she was just out there just revealing shit about him throughout the entire season,

the way people do about people on these shows or all of a sudden on the Bachelor, somebody just tweets, ask about what he did to the two girls on prom night Yeah, you know, and then you're like what or like they figured out that that one girl went to that um To that dance that fraternity dance that was like not appropriate for today in the south Oh, right the place you went on a plantation. She went on she went on plantation and the anabella dance right stuff like that like like hopefully there won't be anything comes out about this guy because he was

married to a woman and unfortunately she passed so like you almost want this bounce to be dead because there's seven years too much yeah way too much like you know oh let me tell you what he gave me on Christmas you know you know twelve years ago you know he's not that great you know, oh, let me tell you what he gave me on Christmas, you know, you know, 12 years ago, you know, he's not that great, you know, like you can't. But the women are all like really attractive and, you know, put together and very fit. A lot, they were saying this isn't a representative, they are not, because they're like the best of the best. Like, they're put together and they look good, they've had work done, but not too much work done. Everyone has like beautiful hair, whether it's gray or highlighted, whatever.

But well, I think it's a good, I liked it in that sense too, because it's a good reminder that, you know, in your 60s or 70s, like people are still fit, people look good, like it's not, you know, it's like it's like it's not like it's like it's not like it's not like it's not like it's not like it's not like it's not like it's not like it's not like it's not like it's not like it's not like it's not like it's not like it's not like it's not like it's not like it's not like it's not like it's not like it's not like it's not like it's not like it's not like it's not like it's not like it's not like it's not like it's not like it's not like it's not like it's not like it's not like it's not like it's not like it's not like it's not like it's not like it's not like it's not like it's not like it. It's like it. And what I like is that the girls are not going to be like tearing each other down because they're like, look, I'm 60 something years old.

I've been single. I've dated. None of these girls are like brand new to dating. I've dated. I know it's slim pickings, but if I could make some other nice girlfriends here that want to go on a cruise to Europe with me, like let's do it. Like so many women find really strong friendships, whether they have a husband alive or not,

like in later in life. So it's like, I think they're gonna, that's why I would do it if I was one of them. That's gonna be the real love story. I was about to say that. Yeah, like that. It's fun, great friendships and like, yeah. If John died, I would go on the Golden Bachelor

just to make like a fun girlfriend. I mean, I'm hoping that if Peter dies, that you know, he dies at the same time as my brother-in-law. And Shannon and I just can be together. We don't would never date anybody else. I'm like, if I could just live with my sister and my girlfriends, post would, oh yeah. I'm not gonna try to put with someone else.

I don't need to find another dude with a bad knee walking around, I don't need it. It's Peter with a bad knee. No, well sometimes, sometimes I feel like, what's going on? Like, why is there a new brace coming to the house? Like, I just, it happens. It does. Well, I, wait, what did I just, I just thought of something.

About this, the women, the big friends. Yeah. Well, oh, because the one that came on, did you catch? So she's on because her and her best friend used to watch together and then her best friend has cancer. So she, her friend that cancer was like, you got to get on the golden bathroom. Yeah. And so when she got out of the limo, I think her friend's name was Roberta. I might be wrong. But if it was, she was like, Roberta, we made it. And then he's like, who's Roberta? She's like, she's my best friend. And then I and I maybe her name wasn't Roberta but that's

what I'm remembering anyway but then at the end of the episode they said in loving memory of and so her friend died before he aired do you know that Chris reported that on our live show and he thought one of the contestants already died no contestants already died. No. It was. I don't know why I'm laughing. Frangel, pay attention. Oh my God. No, but. And I was like, oh my God, and then we were like,

say, God is every week, there's just gonna, could there be another one? And you have like it right? They're only there 60s and 70s. They're not. No, they're young. No, but he, yes yes it was the girl that came on her friends already had pat i mean obviously she knew that she got on but she it she passed before air

that's not much i had to watch it now this woman she is suing Walt Disney world for fifty thousand over an in interest wedgie on the water slide. So she went down the water slide and she said it went so up her crotch that she was bleeding a little bit and then she had to call an ambulance, but I think she was one of those people that was a wedgie do that though. I know that she went to the hospital and I mean she's only suing for fifty thousand so I'm sure she'll get something but like listen you're going down the water slide shit like that happens I mean I've been down so many

water slides with my kids but does it how does a wedgie get that I mean I understand I don't believe this woman like there it sounds like she ran over something more like it. And she should, first of all, if that happened to me, I'm not sure I'd even have the, I don't even know if I'd want to sue, because I wouldn't want this headline out there. Listen, I've had some bet.

I remember I was at a water slide with the kids when they were little. And I went down something and it kind of brought on my period. OK? So I was just like, I have to go back to the room right now and I like had a towel. And I went down something and it kind of brought on my period. Okay? So I was just like, I have to go back to the room right now and I like had a towel and I've been, I think I just said to Drake, like watch Brandon, I've got to, I've, I need to get a tampon, you know? And Brandon's like, what's a tampon?

And Drake so loud is like, it's a band-aid for your vagina. I was just like, this is the worst. Drake so loud is like it's a band-aid for your vagina This is the worst like you try to be a boy mom and you try to do some shit And then it's like you try to like oh, it's fun. I'll go down this scary thing And I did go down one of those where it was like it was like yeah, I like that Yeah, maybe it can be that devastating then wait. I have a good one. Yes, please tell me. It wasn't a wedgie, but when I was a 30, I went to Mexico with one of my girlfriends and we went to swim with dolphins. And so at the end, they, I forget how it worked exactly, but they kind of show you that you basically, I don't want to see you, I don't, I forget how it's almost like you, the dolphins end up lifting you up at the very end for a photo, right?

So I'm wearing a bikini. Add the dolphins at the very end, lift me up for the photo and my bikini bottoms fell. Just off. Like making a traction and they saw your full vatch. Full vatch. Did they take the photo too? They took the photo. Stop it.

But I, so first of all it happens I luckily it's really fast but there's like all these people- Did you friends see it? Oh yeah there's all these people on a bridge like watching you I mean I heard like howling and I was like oh my god so then I start to like try to find because they came all the way off. Wait they came all the way off! All the way off and I heard all I heard was this guy that works there. He goes, hey miss, you left something in the water. So wait, hold on.

So you're swimming in the little pool with the dolphins. And the dolphins are mammals. I mean, they can get out of warnings. They're warnings. Apparently, they are. They made sure my bikini. And also, I think it's like where on one piece saw the little can get out of the warning. They're already. Apparently they are. They made sure my bikini and also I think it's like where on piece. Saw the little thing come out of it. You've seen that they'll have it. How they're how the

dolphin dick comes out of it's almost like a little of a giant a pouch but a dick comes out of it. Oh. And so but you had to swim around and grab it and then stick it on. Yeah they were kind of close by I grabbed them. I'm like humiliated. But then, and there's, you know how these things are, there's no way out but to go buy your photos because they want you to buy it. Right. So there's no other, it's not like I can go out.

I'm looking for an emergency exit, I'm looking for anything. So we have to go, my girlfriend is buying hers, and then they look at me, and they're all like, trying to hold it together, and they're like, would you like to see yours? It's in the back, and I go, no, I'm good. I'm good.

They didn't put it on display like everyone else's because they were like, it's probably still in the fucking back, by the way. It's probably still hanging up somewhere. Well, you know, you're not supposed to go swim with dolphins anymore. Well, I was that was still going to be a long time ago. I know it was a long time ago. But this is what I think. And I'm probably going to get some shit for it.

I'm just a comedian with an opinion, okay, so just please. And, but if they're already there, the dolphins, working at the Cancun Water Park to go swim at the dolphins, they can't really be let out into the wild at this point, because they wouldn't know what to do. So if you're performing like you see you and I perform sometimes we want there to be people in the seats. We have to do the show whether there's two people or whether there's two hundred. So the show is with other people so I'm saying I think that dolphins like when the people come. It's funny because I

had it. I'm a big like I don't like water parks and I don't like that seven on like the sea world. So it is funny that I think it because I'm a big like I don't like water parks and I don't like that so I don't like to see world. So it is funny that I think back that at 30 I was just like Sheryl's one with a dolphin and didn't really think about like what that meant. I didn't at the time. But now I agree. So I don't know. I mean I haven't got I but I thought they had somewhere it's like more but I guess not.

I mean I was good as I now I sound like an idiot but I was thinking they're more like they can go into the ocean but I guess not because then mean, I was gonna say, now I sound like an idiot, but I was thinking they're more, like they can go into the ocean, but I guess not, because then they'd be like, oh, there's no dolphins here. Yeah, they wouldn't know what to do. Right. Listen, they got to see a nice vagina on a Tuesday in Mexico 15 years ago. So, okay, a real house of the Salt Lake City

is pretty juicy. And I just want to fill you in on some stuff. So this girl Angie right here, these stories are always awful. And they all hate each other and they all say awful things. And there's this one girl Angie. And she, they are saying that her husband last night, they're like, well, there's rumors.

There's rumors about Angie. And this one girl merited this like, you don't think I know the rumors about the husband? I'm sure, and they're like, what's the rumor? And they're all like drinking at this event. And the one girl goes, well, I mean, you know the rumor. And Whitney's like, I don't know the rumor. I don't know the rumor and don't say it because there's cameras and the girls like mottica girls goes you know the rumor about her husband

fucking other men and then when he's like oh no we have to tell her now because it's on camera so they're like hey come over here let's have a tequila shop before you have to tell some some some tell you something that's gonna make you regret ever being on the show and she's like what what's wrong what she's got like got a lot of massacres or anyway so she goes um well there's a rumor say it Monica say what the rumor is and then Monica goes well Meredith is saying that um your husband likes to fuck other men and she's

like what so then she goes over to Meredith. And so then on last night's Watch What Happens Live, she's on it, the husband's on it, and Andy's like, do you have anything you want to say about it? And he goes, yeah, I mean, it's not true. We vote, you know, whatever, but it's about infidelity. And it doesn't matter if it's a man or woman, but I've never cheated on my wife. And then Andy's like, yeah, I just think this is the worst thing that can happen is when these shows people accuse you know, other spouses of being, you know, gay or whatever.

Why would you do that? And it doesn't matter and everything like he's acting like he's the moral thing. So then this biwig drama reminded us this same girl suggested that heather gay and gentiles now doing nine years in prison we're having a sexual relationship and she was like come on they were they were scissors and they were cistering that's why you know they they were there's cister sisters and

i think that you know gentile puncher in the eye and while they were scissoring and so the whole point is this lady is all the all are just saying awful things about each other they are the worst cast i have ever seen they all hate each other it's so desperate they're all wearing like fake label is shit but i can't stop watching because i was going to say when someone says,

if someone said, well, there's a rumor that your husband's like, fucking other men, is it a rumor to who? Or are you just saying it right now, saying, you know what I mean? I mean, you're just making up a rumor right that. That's what I'm saying. I'm just saying, they do it on the shows all the time now,

just because they're like, I'm mad at you, and I'm just gonna say I heard a rumor that way Teresa like Theresa did it about somebody else, did about Jackie on New Jersey. She said there's a rumor that her husband gets with people when he's at the gym, which is kind of insinuating it might be a little bit gay too. That was never proven, nothing.

So now, then the whole season is about, is the rumor true and then everybody talks about it and then everybody that watches these shows will throw in their two cents. Oh, I saw him, you know, wearing jeans that were a little short around the ankle. I don't know what their evidence is. Like, it's just like, I mean, but this is what happens when you go on the show and then the one girl, Heather Gaye, she wrote a book about being on leaving the Mormon church, which is absolutely no juice in it really. And she's talking to her two teenage daughters and she's like

with the cameras are i want to talk to you guys about how everyone hates you at school and how you've been bullied and the girls are like um... it's not that bad mom yes it is it's been terrible it's because of my number one new york times best selling book that's why all the Mormons are mad at you and are treating you poorly i'm like you don't think it's because their mom is on this fucking show and be accused of scissoring a woman who's now doing nine years in prison

like yeah because your mom's on the show it's not because you wrote a book that no one read about leaving the mormon church no it's but the best part is i have to say the best part is there's a of a former cult leader named Mary,

and she lost her church because she's an awful person. On the show. Yeah. Okay. But since they had to put the Gen Sean prison for nine years for running like the worst like marketing scam, stealing money from old people, they bring back Mary and Mary's just a bitch. She's just a rich bitch that does nothing. So she says to their at this party and she goes over and she goes, rich bitch that does nothing. So she says to their at this party and she goes over and she goes, Hey Heather, what made you decide to wear that necklace today? She goes, Oh, I thought it looked cute with itself, but it kind of brought out the champagne in my jacket. And she goes, No, no. She's like, do you think it was a bad decision? Yeah, it's not good. It doesn't look good. Oh.

Why does it so mean? She's so mean. She's like, hmm. And she's the one that lost her church. Yeah. Well, she lost her church because I mean, people finally said forget it. Anyway, I was going to say I can't.

A lot of reality shows are now having sound baths. Oh, man. As an activity. I think this is an awful activity for reality show producers listen to me. It's boring, it's been done. There's nothing to it. They're watching. It's the worst. I'd rather watch someone nap. It's awful. They're doing on merit at first sight. I've last season they did on merit at first sight. I was like, why am I watching someone take a soundbath? I mean, it's it's a more like listen, bring back the stripper pole classes.

Remember those of the early 2000s. Go yoga. Not the worst. Not the best. They're still doing that though too. They're still doing go yoga. What about the ribbon thing? The rib in the sheets.

The ribbon. Yeah, no, not ribbon. They swirl around in sheets. Yeah, I guess ribbon wouldn't really hold you up there. And sculpt, sculpt, they put the things that you have to work out in that. What else do they do? What else do they do?

You're just like a good old fashioned helicopter ride or I guess that's a big budget. That's more like a cash one. Yeah, it's more, oh, the painting, painting and wine. Oh, the paint and sip. Can we wear a rack, call me mine? Yeah, the paint and sip is the worst, too. Oh, there was one, too. This was also my red at first sight.

They went to a coffee shop where they got to make their own lattes. And then learn how to make their own lattes. Yeah, I'm like, it's milk and coffee. Actually, you know what, I wouldn't totally mind that. Because sometimes when I go, I'm like, it's milk and coffee. Actually, you know what, I wouldn't totally mind that. Because sometimes when I go, I'm like, if I had to work at Starbucks, I would die. I don't know how these people do it. It seems like the way that they can just be so sharp about it.

Yeah. And like, all the, I think it's a hard job. It is, but it's not a date. And when they do it, they don't go to Starbucks. They go to one place where there's nobody there working. So you don't even get, and just one person, and they show them, literally they showed them how to do it, and then put like a little foamy, you know,

heart or initial or some bullshit on the top. But I was, I just, I, like, we need something else. That's why Rock of Love was so good, because they would go mud, mudden, and they're on their ATVs. They did go on ATVs, yeah. Yeah, yeah. It had to be everything Brett and Michael's like.

Yeah. Remember when we found out in the end that he was with this girlfriend and the mother of his children the whole time he did that show? And none of the relationships are real. I feel like you just told me Santa's not real. I swear to God.

I don't remember that. I may not be 100% percent right but i kind of remember it would ever he was with before that he had a couple kids with he did rock a love of like for three or four seasons and then he is still with that woman or went back to that woman and i think she just was like do it it's money who cares who i don't care if you make out with someone because i can't feel like you never like really bone anybody on it yet we're who the hether do I think there was one name

Heather that he picked blonde. I don't know, but that I mean bring that back. Remember when you wrote the sketch for Chris in Chelsea lately and it was like frangela of love. Frangela of love. And he went on dates. Do you remember it? It was so much fun. First of all, I got to play a British host and I go, welcome to Friend Jola of Love. And I would be real obnoxious. And we did a thing because we were used to, we're a vest all the time.

Yeah. And so instead of a rose ceremony, we had a vest ceremony and then, Chris, you were the best. Yeah. And so we had a vest ceremony and if he was picking someone, he'd say, I'm investing in your Yeah. And so we had a vest ceremony. And if he was picking someone, he'd say, I'm investing in your love. And then you put the pepper.

Whatever. I know nobody has it. Because I've asked some former producers for some sketches that I don't think they have that one. I feel like I did one time find a while. It's been a while. But I definitely found a couple of them on YouTube. They're probably since been removed by E,

but we need to look because that was... Oh, that was so clever. Okay, this is kind of juicy. In On Real, the Hulu show, keep it up with the Kardashians, Kim and Courtney had a fight on the phone that everyone was talking about. Oh right, the text is changing. And people pulled on the phone that everyone was talking about. All right. The text.

And people pulled up the fact that when Travis had a book come out, Travis Barker, he talked about when he was infatuated and dated Kim Kardashian. Then years that he was back and forth. This is why Shana Mokler and then became friends with Courtney. Their friends went to school. They were neighbors. And then of course they fell in love they're married and expecting a bit baby any day now

we he dated came he dated came like that like in like two thousand five or six or seven stills weird and very weird and married and that because i mean so there are people are speculating is that why they're they're fighting about you aren't happy for me know you're not happy you know like who who is a little bit of both it's probably a little bit of kim

uh... maybe being jealous that she's you know in a super loving relationship but also with someone that she dated even though it's fifteen years ago she didn't want them there's something weird about it and then for court in the chic on always have a chip on her shoulder knowing that the her eyes to do it at first yet date at her first and unless they didn't bone if they didn't bone well and it was just a quick

thing they went on date didn't really hit it off that's no big deal but if they dated dated and bond i don't care if it's been fifteen years i've i personally could not like be with someone that owns my sips sister i feel like i actually i think I actually don't think they bone because he wrote a lot about women and his conquest in this book. It really kind of makes them appear douchey.

And the parts that I've read about her don't blatantly say they bone. It's they come out. They liked each other. They missed each other. He was infatuated with her. He was into her. He was into her more than Paris because they kind of met them at the same time. But then there was this time when Shannon Mochler like threw a drink at her at a bar because she thought, because she was like, stay away from my man because she was married to him. And then there was something, I think an obriode's book. She talks talks about how that it was her impression that they were

boning okay so who knows when did he write this book like 15 years ago so obviously Courtney no no yeah would have had to have no yeah would have had to know but here's where Tyler Henry psychic medium to the stars coming so this person Content Nongin on tiktok this popped up and he was reading Kylie and Chloe You know and he's like this is weird. Oh, I Don't know why they're showing me this

There seems to be a I don't know why they're showing me this. There seems to be a gentleman who was with one sister, but then they're trying to get with another sister. But at one time they're with one sister, but they're trying to get with another one, and that one they're going to end up with. And the two girls, and this is like years ago, and the two girls are like Kylie and Chloe are like, um Chloe are like um yeah And a lot of people were speculating at the time who that was right and they're everyone was thinking

About you know all the different guys that they were dating but not Travis that they were thinking like not Travis Parker They were thinking you know, oh my god. Is it you know? Is it Kanye? Is it done? Like who which one and so then this got brought up and now people are like maybe he was right I mean probably Tyler Henry he was reading them in person he was reading candle and Kylie and Chloe and being like there is a guy that is got with one sister at one time now trying to get with another. And they were like looking at each other like we know, like they must have known what was

going on. But it wasn't like really public and nobody could figure it out at the time. Well, that's obviously what it was. I don't, yeah, that's, I mean, don't they already have weird dynamics, Kim and Courtney anyway. I just felt like we just saw that clip too that's going around. Jellis, jealous. Like jealous of each other a little bit. I think from the very beginning, being that they were like so close in age and they were number one and number two in the family.

And you know, it was funny how like there were stories early on in the show that they would talk about where like Kim one time just borrowed these, took these jeans of clois of courtes and wore them to high school or middle whatever and courtes realized she had her jeans and she showed up at her school because they didn't go to the same school and like went right to the classroom and was like, excuse me, yeah, giving my jeans back right now, get up, go to the and like got her to go to the bathroom, take off the jeans. Like really like- Like, Rent the Runway does that to me after this episode.

Yeah, after this episode actually, Sarah, we don't think you represent the brand. I don't, by the way. But I think as like, people immediately like loved that honest sister fighting because if you, you know, when you have a sister you borrow shit without asking and you know, there is sometimes that stuff about fashion. Yeah.

But you know. Do you have you seen this is very random and I wish I could remember her name because obviously if I'm gonna mention someone's Instagram that's really funny, I should give them credit but I cannot remember her name but I'm sure if you just like Google it she does all three she does Courtney Chloe and I had her on the show. Oh my god she's so yeah she does it all. She does Chloe and it's just like those big stick it notes

as her nails and they just fall off. Oh my god. She's always like not the Tyler Henry Club. Yeah. She's really funny. Someone showed it to me this week, and I had never seen it. She's great. She's really cute. Speaking of, there's video, I guess, I don't know if Kanye is releasing these clips, but he was like filming his whole life all the time.

And now these clips are being revealed where he's on the phone with Scott Disick, I believe. And he's convinced that Corey with like scott dissonk i believe and he's convinced that korey christ jettis boyfriend is with the cia oh and that carty b was a plant by the industry it is part of the illuminati oh sure

and then there's another clip where he's talking to kim and he's like on the phone and he goes why can't you just be supportive of me why do you always have to come back with i should take my medication and he's like on the phone and he goes, why can't you just be supportive of me? Why do you always have to come back with, I should take my medication. And she's like, okay, I hear you. I understand you need to be more supportive, but can we just meet with that doctor? I mean, I just like, can you take the medication?

Yeah. I want to say, I, so he's releasing all these clips. He must be at, or I don't really understand. I'm just seeing it places but oh it says cardie b shares the footage but how did you know did she share the foot of maybe i don't know who's sharing the footage but i mean it's definitely came and it's definitely him

having conversations yeah definitely knows he's being filmed so whether he was in charge of it or not i don't know but i i want to say it being that I've met Corey a few times Chris's boy front I think he's a very nice guy. I definitely don't think he's in the CIA or ever was okay Yeah, I don't think the CIA hired him to go fall in love with Chris Jenner To try to get scoop on Kanye West No last 15 years that they've been together. How many years they've been together? No, my hope is that we've got bigger fish to fry in the CIA. Bigger things to do, bigger things to focus on. But, yeah, I wouldn't guess anyone affiliated with the Kardashians

was in the CIA and I'm not even taking a dig. Like, I wouldn't assume anyone in my house is either. So, I'm just, you know, yeah. There was a neighbor that my mom was convinced was part of the CIA. Why? So they were a big family. They lived around the street.

And he was very military-ish acting, but he wasn't in the military. And nobody really knew what he did. He would say, oh, I'm in import exports or something, furniture or something like that that and my mom probably started the rumor. She's like what's her face on real like a great family thing. She was kind of like yeah he was kind of strict with kids and it had this this house and then eventually my mom got like got the listing and sold it and and so as we were like looking at because i was helping her with real estate

there i mean i was totally had that in my mind that and there were a lot of uh... interesting things in the house that made me think maybe he was like what like i just remember like seeing just like will take recorders no not taking a risk like just the way it way it was similar to like that movie with Ben Stiller where he meet the parents. Yeah. Almost like just it was such a similar type of guy. Like I swear to God. Nice, but like firm and just kind of like never revealing a lot. And like

and I'm like, I can see back then too, where your kids, I said your wife has to know your part of the CIA, right? But then nobody else can know. No one at school, none of your friends. Right, I can't. It's so weird. I thought that was so weird how you would never be able to share anything about your career with your wife. Right.

But then maybe that makes it good marriage, they're married forever. I mean, then you don't have to really act like you're interested. Yeah, I'm just like, oh, I don't know if you're gonna hear about your fucking day at the office. Great. Fine. Okay, this girl, the bling ring girl, you remember the story of the bling ring, right? They broken it all the homes and stole all the things.

They basically knew where Paris wasn't all this stuff because people were putting things on Twitter and they would know she'd be out in an event. stole all the things they basically knew where peris was and all the stuff because people were putting things on twitter and they would know she'd be out in a vent so the one girl um... now is get richly is finally sharing more but she doesn't seem to have that much i mean i guess she's taking accountability but anyway she said um... she said i never sold anything i gave a lot of stuff away. She admitted before being asked about Venice Beach.

And then she was like, oh, yeah, well, yeah, some of their stolen stuff was happened. They're like, what? She said, okay, well, then I did sell. That was a time. Yes, I think I came up with the idea, actually. I was like, what if we just went to Venice and open up a carpet and just offered everything for like $20. People were flocking and we would just say, it's fake, it's real, take it if you want it. We sold everything in like 15 minutes. Oh, they did go sell stuff on Venice Beach. I didn't even know that. That's just like some random day. And then she just said when I look back, Nick and I, it was the other guy so it was her nick was like there the guy involved he was like the gay best friend to all of them and then the one girl that had that pretty wild show and then the elixis nines who i think seem like the most

innocent of them all these this to this girl and nick were really the ring leaders yeah and uh... so anyway i don't know if i don't even know if I care about watching this stupid document. I'm so sick of documentaries being made about things in history that I'm already completely aware of. Yeah, and they do sometimes I feel like they do them fast. They try to pump it out real fast. And then you just, and you're like, there's nothing new in that. There's absolutely nothing new. They're just like so desperate.

They're like, okay, now let's have this person's perspective from this crime that we were obsessed with there's been five movies about it TV movie regular movie um you know how long she's not in prison now she's out now yeah she got out and like you know her mom or something brother was even that long right i mean you're just in i don't really know why i picked this topic.

Well, it's current, it's pop culture. Yeah. Prince Harry, who a lot of people think is your husband, he wants his old life back accordingly, accordingly, according to this report from the New York Post. And Megan does not want to go back to England. And they're just saying that, you know, she's frustrated that Prince Harry wants to move back to the UK, get his old life back, a Hollywood expert claimed. Prince Harry's social life has notably shifted over the past decade.

He appears to have distanced himself from his college friends and lacks a permanent UK residence, but she's frustrated that he wants his whole life back. And people are eager to witness a transformative rather than a return to his previous parting style. So they'd like him to come back. Don't they have a big nice place in Monacito or something? Don't they live down the street from Oprah or some shit? Yeah. Yeah, I mean, that's why do you want to move out of there? I don't know. I think the resurgence of the repeats of suits has really, I think, is going to lead to other things for her. Like more acting, maybe she's like, yeah, like, I think, maybe I don't think she really wanted to act or even thought about it. And then all of a sudden, this is like such a hit that maybe some more stuff will come for her.

I don't know. I think they're always gonna speculate that they're like having marital troubles. Wasn't he the one that was like always in trouble a little bit like back when we were on Chelsea lately? And he was like, Yeah, he went to Vegas. He went to a naked in Vegas.

He went to a pool or something. He went to Vegas and he met a girl at the pool. And I'm sure they're gonna do a documentary about her story soon. Yeah. Hi, I'm the girl that like, you know, Zach Terry's dick 12 years ago for one night in Vegas, but please give me a four-part yeah, yeah, he's like documentary. Yeah, and then he was seen playing pool in like a suite in Vegas, someone took a photo of it and that he was just always kind of getting in trouble. But I heard from sources.

OK. That he's just actually not very smart. He's like a nice person, but he's really not that smart. And like savvy. Like, just get himself. Like, I just don't know. I don't think he was like the greatest student. I don't think he was like, you know,

and so a lot of things were just done to like protect him and make him come off like he's more important than he is. And, you know, I think he's like a fine guy, but I just don't think he is like the sharpest tool and doesn't have to be. I mean, he's the prince. Well, and also when you grow up, say in that kind of atmosphere and then you get to go to Vegas

and you have like endless money or whatever, you're probably gonna end up, say in that kind of atmosphere, and then you get to go to Vegas, and you have endless money or whatever, you're probably gonna end up with your photo on TMZ for doing something stupid. But just good odds when you're young, right? Like, yeah. Anyway, I don't know what's gonna happen. I just saw another report that they got $34 million for their podcast by Spotify.

And then it's already over, right? They only had 12 episodes, they got thirty four million dollars for their podcast by spotify and then it's already over right they'll need twelve episodes and got thirty four million to do they have to give any money back i don't know but i'm like my god and i'm like you know what i don't feel sorry i don't feel sorry for spotify you're an idiot for paying some overpaying so yeah that much yeah you really thought people were in a car that much to have her in and this is what i in this is what I think. This is what I think with people.

I think they say what the show is going to be. And it's like we are going to spill everything about the royals. We are going to get into what it's like and our romance and we're going to talk about our marriage, blah, blah, blah. And they're like, okay, sign right here. Here's your check. And then somewhere in the legal writing it says what we have creative control and then they get there and they're like actually I think I would like to

interview other women about Eleanor Roosevelt and why she was so interesting in history. Can you imagine thinking you're getting yeah the D on all that and then you're like oh actually and then I want to talk about my skin care line or I don't know that she has one but yeah you're getting the key on all that and then you're like, oh actually And then I kind of want to talk about my skin care line or I don't know the chance one But yeah, you're like that's not what we signed up for it's gonna be called archetypes and it's about Really just breaking down the different types of women in history and I really think that that's what women want to Listen to just falling asleep as an executive. Yeah, right. No, we want to listen to. Just falling asleep is an executive, yeah. Right, no, we want to listen to, oh, well, no,

we're not going to be talking about that because Harry's doing a book with somebody else, and that's where all that tea is going. Yeah. So I'm going to talk about really what it was like to be just sexualized when I opened that suitcase on the show once. That's what I think happened. It's a people ought to be very specific. that suitcase on the show once.

That's what happened. It's a pretty ought to be very specific. I made you watch selling OC. What did you think? So I hadn't seen the first season. So I only watched the second season. But I watched all of it. All of it was a second season. I enjoyed it.

I didn't understand why now I can't remember anyone's name. Yeah, hall. I remember hall Yeah, I was tall. Yeah, and the guy that she everyone thought that she is having a relationship with this He's getting a divorce, but the one yeah, he's hot. Yeah He's really hot and the one woman who's married was always saying, it's a bad look, it's a bad look. If you're, if you're hooking up with him, that's what people are talking about. It's a bad look. As a married woman, it's a bad look. And I was like, they're getting, they're clearly getting a real divorce. It's not like they're just don't break. And so, and divorce is take a minute. Yeah. They take a while. You're

not supposed to be dating. It just felt like she was really obsessed with it, but then I heard it was because of something that happened on the first season. I would like for you to explain that to me. Oh, because everybody was all over the Britney Stowe's husband before he was broken up with Britney Stowe. Okay. And I interviewed Alex Hall first season. And I said, this marriage is never gonna last between he and Britney Snow.

And she was like, why? And I'm like, because I'm like, Britney Snow thought she was like mirroring a really cute guy that was going to be a citizen and not a star and sell real estate and came from some money and could like they could live in the ocean why she went and been a star. He goes and does the show and he becomes in these now becoming famous. Yeah. And all these girls are so all these girls including Alex Hall a couple several of the girls were flirting with him. Another girl was flirting with them and they have a lot of shit. They have they like hey guys after the open house we're

gonna all get in our bathing suits on the beach as realtors do, and do tequila shots and cuddle under blankets together. And so that was happening, and they were like getting jealous, and then he made out with some other girl after a Christmas party or something. And but then I'm gonna ruin it spoiler, who cares?

I believe they're together today alix hall in the sky right i'm not sure i mean at the end of the episode they are the end of the season they finally make out i was like is there no reunion what did i wait around i guess there is no reunion well what happened in that the best part of shows i think there should be a reunion and no they did have a you know what they did have a union for the L.A. one. Okay, but we're shall and all that. Yeah, she'll had dated one of the tiny twins.

Right. Yes. Jason. Um, I don't think maybe they will have one little one. They probably should have a little listening to this have two little, two little, um, make the two tiny twins just one Andy Cohen. Yeah, put them together in the middle and have them have their cards and be like. Well, yeah, that's true. I mean, maybe they wait to put it out because what it just aired September 8th. Now, we're, I mean, a month later, they would have put up the read. Anyway, who knows.

But I just thought that the married woman because there was the other girl, again, can't remember their names, but the one girl is flirty with him last season so she was like you guys all judge me for being 30 and now look at you Alex hall your blah blah blah and she's like yeah it's different because now he's getting a divorce or whatever but still the married woman who had nothing to do with any of that just was real obsessed with that was like why do you care this much she was really upset about their relationship so I don't know if that's producer I think this is producers yeah same producers of the hills and I think I was like, why do you care this much? She was really upset about their relationship. I don't know if that's produced or...

I think this is producers, because the same producers are the hills, and I think they really are like, you gotta go in with this and, you know, and send it, and you gotta say this, and you gotta do that. And, you know, and in the end, you'll probably get some listings handed to you

because people will start following you and want to. But I mean, it is like the fakest, the fakest real estate office I've ever seen. Where they're just like, so, you know, like, oh, and then they like, and they all go, so at any time they wanna have a go, I have a conversation, they go sit on a couch, and they talk about the person

that's sitting at their desk right in front of them, and they're like, I can hear you. And it's like, yeah, because you're sitting right there. And she said, Alex needs to understand that she can't act like that. And she's like, okay, okay guy, like, as if she doesn't hear it, it's so stupid. I mean, the outfits on both LA and OC get skimpier

and skimpier each season while they are showing property. Like, they're basically going to be like vagina out by next season. They're gonna be like a naked attraction. They're just gonna walk around with their bottom half show. They're literally just gonna be like, yeah. Um, because the one girl got so the one two of them that were listing together, she was like, why do you dress like that when we're trying to sell houses? I'm like, you're just a slutty.

Like you're all like little tiny outfits. Have nice bodies, get on them. I know, I mean, they're, yeah. I also don't think, I know that you have to dress very nicely when you're selling, but these are, you know, I never really know if they're actually selling these. No, they're just like homes, like these. They're just finding a house to fill me up.

25 million, yeah. But, and so I do understand you gotta wear, you know, you can't show up in like my flip flops or something. But I just, they, they'll go to these places in these just like giants to let us. I mean, there's no way you're doing that all day walking around properties. No, that's why people at home are just like, I could be a realtor. No, I was a realtor and you, you do dress more casually than other jobs, but I think it is nice to dress

nicer, but professional, not full blown slut. And like, I feel like you need almost like a flight attendant pump, like a comfortable pump because you're going to be on your feet all day. Like a Britney brown, a brand new bra, a bowl, a heel. Looks like a pump, feels like a sneaker, yeah. Of course, yeah. Yeah. Well, that's thing going through the teak floors. Yeah. That too. And you're brewing the bottom of your

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