Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald - Hawk Tuah Gets A Podcast, Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders and Katy Perry’s New Song
Episode Date: June 27, 2024It’s a Heather Haul of hot topics! Hawk Tuah girl might be getting signed by UTA! I give an update of my Swifties backlash. As I predicted Sherri Papini already has a new boyfriend and the circumsta...nces are juicy. The jury in the Karen Read case ask for clearer instructions. Katy Perry is dressing weirder than the lyrics of her new song. Bianca’s naked look is becoming a trend. Justin Timberlake sold his house. JLo flies commercial and Ben might be jealous of her fandom. Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders make less than a water boy. In Real Housewives’ news, I cover that Jersey got physical, Kenya is gone, lawsuits, jail time, a cancelled wedding and Ozempic. Late in life lesbians are on the rise and Will Smith is back! Enjoy! This summer you can book whoever you want to be on Booking.com, Booking.yeah! Book today on the app or site: https://Booking.com. Get 15% off OneSkin with the code JUICY at https://www.oneskin.co/#oneskinpod Shop Juicy Scoop Merch https://juicyscoopshop.com Get EXTRA Juicy on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/juicyscoop Follow Me on Social Media Instagram: https://www/instagram.com/heathermcdonald TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@heathermcdonald Twitter: https://twitter.com/HeatherMcDonald Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Juicy Scoop.
Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop.
We have a packed show.
I'm gonna get into it all.
But first, a very exciting thing happened
to myself and my family.
It was, I was made aware, I was not with my son, Drake, or my husband, Peter, when they were entering
a Costco yesterday.
And they came home and said that a Juicy Scooper female with her children saw them and started
shaking and said, I can't believe I'm like seeing you out in the wild.
And they were at Costco and they were returning a Costco fan and they ran into a juicy scoop fan.
If you guys don't believe in how the universe works and the Lord works in
mysterious ways, I don't know how much more to preach to you, but anyway, I came
home, I felt pretty special and so did they.
So thank you, juicy scoopers.
Remember to approach us all and hopefully we'll always be in a delightful mood when we're out in public. Also I'll be
in a delightful mood when I am at Humphreys by the Bay July 27th. Next shows are Houston,
Dallas, Austin, 8th, 9th and 10th of August. And then I'll be in Saratoga on August 17th with Chris Frangiella. Everything
is at heathermcdonald.net. Also today, well the 26th of June, is the 20 year anniversary
of White Chicks. Thank you. I am looking for the photo, which I hopefully will find and
put it on Patreon, which you guys will see if you're part of Patreon. You can also get
that at heathermcdonald.net. I'm going to be looking for those photos from the white carpet. We had a white carpet. I bought a
great dress. I remember it was a white Dolce & Gabbana dress. And I wore my hair up because
that's what I wore in the movie as the sales girl and I wanted to be recognized. And there
is a photo of me with Drake on my hip in his white diaper only and me about
to go to the white carpet premiere.
So I'm going to find those photos.
I also have photos with the stars, which you'll probably hear more about.
So anyway, I love that everyone loves that movie.
If you're not aware, I was a contributing writer on the movie with the Waynes Brothers.
And I came up with the idea and wrote the scene of the salesgirl
when the guys who are women dressed as women come and try on clothes and I'm the salesgirl
wearing a lavender blouse. So thank you for recognizing it. Thank you for loving that movie
and quoting it. I love it, love it, love it. It was so fun. And the Waynes were always
gentlemen and hilarious to work with. So love you all. Okay, let's get into it.
Well, a lot of you were not happy with me
in the last couple days when I gave my opinion
of the Taylor Swift, Kelsey, Travis Kelsey bit
in her heiress tour.
No, I have never been to the concert.
So thank you for letting me know that this is a bit
that she's been doing for the past year in her show
Where guys come out in these old-timey outfits and she's a dead doll
So they just threw him in for the moment the people that don't agree with me, which I love that is America
We can have disagree said Heather. You're wrong
She had a boyfriend for so many years that didn't want to be any part of her public life. He loves it. He likes it. He wanted to be on stage. It was fun. I think
this just proves how much they, how compatible they are. I shouldn't be
concerned. He would never quit football to be a country singer, Heather. Well,
people don't play football forever, okay? And so when he starts, you know,
sipping on chamomile tea and lemon
and taking voice lessons, just,
I don't want to hear Heather was right, okay?
Because I don't want to be right, okay?
I hope this was a one-time thing.
I hope that he doesn't do it every single show
because I think it would get old and weird
and he'll start to get tired and resentful
and not think it's as fun as he thought the first time.
So this was hopefully a one and done and fun for them.
Some people think they're already engaged.
Some people think they might already be married.
I want this couple to stay together.
I just didn't think that this was going down the right path
for a possible thirsty dude.
And we're all thirsty.
So I'm just saying, who wouldn't want to go on stage and have 90,000 people screaming
your name?
He obviously loves it.
He did a reality show many years ago before, chasing Kelsey when he was, you know, when
he was like a bachelor.
So he likes it.
He likes the limelight. So you're right. She found someone who likes the limelight.
They're perfect together. Okay. Thank you for.
And I want to say also,
everybody goes, watch out for the Swifties, Heather.
I guess what? I didn't get any death threats. I didn't at all.
I just got a few people being like, I disagree with you.
Why are you so interested, you weird old lady?
That's not a death threat.
So thank you, Swifties.
Thank you for not coming after my life.
Thank you.
Okay.
Also, Prince William and his two older kids
went to the Swiftie show and she took a selfie.
And this title from the New York Post,
I don't even understand what this means.
It says, Travis Kelce didn't bow
to the coolest motherfucker, Prince William.
So what I understand is from this title,
because I was like, I am not clicking on this.
He was there too backstage.
They had their meet and greet with Prince William.
And maybe she bowed, maybe she didn't,
but Travis Kelce didn't, but Travis Kelsey didn't.
Okay, I don't think he cares.
All right, update on Sherry Papini.
Again, yes, when I talked about it with Matt Murphy,
I had not finished the three-part Hulu doc.
It is excellent, definitely watch it.
And one thing I did say was,
I know she'll have another boyfriend, get married, maybe
even have another baby.
Nothing would surprise me.
Well, yesterday, the Daily Mail came out that she is with this guy who's 49.
She's now 41.
And he is a widower.
And he works at some, has some car dealership or something.
He looks pretty cute.
Cameras followed them.
They were having like a steamy makeout session
and he got her a house.
I don't know if it's a leased house or purchased,
but she's in a four bedroom, three bath house.
She's currently trying to get more visitation
with her children, try to get that back.
If you see the end of the doc,
the husband says, I have full custody of my kids.
We thought about changing our last name,
but my older son said no,
and the kids are featured at this age as themselves.
And at the end of the doc,
because I'm gonna tell you guys,
you're mad that I didn't watch it,
so I'm gonna tell you what else happens in it.
So if you wanna skip it, who this part,
I'm gonna tell you.
He says, tells a story about how at the,
one day when he was putting his daughter to bed,
he like hurt his shoulder.
And she goes, well, why don't you just do
what mommy does when we get sick?
And he goes, what do you mean?
And she said, oh, why don't you just do what mommy does when we get sick? And he goes, what do you mean?
And she said, oh, they take this alcohol.
She takes an alcohol rag and like makes us breathe it until he goes until when she goes
until we're not sick anymore.
So basically, he tells a story of it looks like she was doing munch house and by proxy
and making her kids stay sick longer than they were in order to get attention, which I just interviewed someone
which this episode will be on later in July. It's a great episode about munchausens by
proxy with Andrea Dunlop, and it is really interesting. And that liars, people that are liars, women that are liars, oftentimes
when they get into Munchausen's by proxy, they had a history of lying prior to that. So it's very,
very interesting, but I don't know, she has not made a statement about that. She's trying to get
more time with her kids and she's with this guy. Now here's the other alleged juicy scoop.
Well, it's juicy scoop, but it's alleged stuff.
Unfortunately, his wife passed away.
There is a Facebook group that believes
that there is something not right about the way she passed.
And allegedly, he and Sherry Papini were seeing each other
and talking and dating before she passed
and before Sherry went to prison.
So there's this whole thing going on online
where people think there's something deeper
than him being a widower who then met Sherry Papini
and now they're in love. And she's a perfect mother, perfect wife, just like the hula-dok. So and I also
wanted to correct also in that the way they found the old boyfriend who had kept
Sherry Papini in the bedroom at his place in Huntington Beach was there was DNA on her clothes. I don't know why it took so
long to get the DNA back, but that is how they tracked it back to him. And maybe they
were just building the case for all those years. And still, there was no sexual relationship.
So I don't know what that DNA was. I don't know, maybe it wasn't sperm. Maybe it was just some type of other DNA of his
that was so little that was on her clothes.
But that is how they found him, questioned him,
and then he came forward with his story.
But it's still, even though I've talked about this
ad nauseam and I thought I knew everything,
I highly suggest you watch that on Hulu
and tell me what you think.
And of course she has a new boyfriend, you know, of course
Okay, little more in Karen Reed again. Also you guys are mad. Listen, no, guess what?
I have not watched all 33 days of court TV. No, I have not of the Karen Reed case
I was letting you know and talking with former prosecutor Matt Murphy about
hot interesting and talking with former prosecutor Matt Murphy about hot, interesting trials and things that
are going on right now. So I gave a broad overview. But the majority of you that were
mad at my coverage, yes, you 100% believe that she was set up by the police, that they
are all covering it up, and that she never said, I hit him.
She said, oh my gosh, I wonder if I hit him.
Listen, like I said, I have not watched the whole thing.
Right now, the jury has instructions
to decide what the verdict is.
And there's a lot of instructions to it
because it goes everywhere from murder one,
where she planned it out and hit him on purpose
and knew that she hit him and left him to die to she never hit him or maybe she
did hit him but she didn't mean it that's manslaughter there's all these
different things which I'm not going to get into because you're gonna say I'm
doing it wrong okay so she didn't get in trouble for smirking the judge didn't
like that.
Her attorney did ask for greater clarification for the jury's instructions of how they're
going to come up with their verdict. But, I mean, it goes on and on. It says, in order
to prove murder in the second degree, the Commonwealth must prove the following elements.
First, the defendant caused the death of John O'Keefe. Two, the defendant intended to kill
John O'Keefe or intended to cause grievous bodily harm to John O'Keefe
or intended to do an act which, in the circumstances known to the defendant, a reasonable person
would have known created a plain and strong likelihood that death would result." That's
the instruction. So, we'll see how long it takes.
And I did hear that they are in fact doing a documentary that she has been seen with
cameras following her in Boston.
So we'll see.
And we'll see if she gets off or not.
Okay.
Huck Tooie Girl.
Let me explain what's going on here. I heard about this. I was like, why is, to a girl. Let me explain what's going on here.
I heard about this.
I was like, why is, what I've gathered,
there is a girl that was just asked
doing one of those man on the streets.
It was a guy asking her, how do you keep a guy
or something like that?
And she goes, you have to give him that huck, to a, okay?
And I was like, what is this?
So meaning like, I guess when she goes down on a guy,
that's what she did. And she's like a decently cute college girl or freshly out of college
blonde white girl. And I found, I think that guys think that's hilarious because they do
that when they clear their throat, they do that huck too. I guess whatever they like that. It was referred to giving BJ's
Anyway, UTA apparently assigned her
They think she's funny she has merch going people are buying the merch
She allegedly lost her job because of this
I
Think it's great that she's embracing the moment. How long will
this last? I don't know. Obviously, she'll get a podcast deal all for this one memeable
moment and for everybody else that's trying to get signed or act or get a podcast deal.
Yeah, you should be pissed off. But you know what?
You know, it was luck, it was opportunity, she was funny in the moment,
and it just hit on a slow day on the internet,
and guys found her to be hilarious.
I'm sure she's gonna be doing stand-up soon.
Okay, so that's the deal, good for her.
And A, if all else fails, she can do OnlyFans.
So, and might as well do OnlyFans for as long as OnlyFans is around.
Who knows when that'll be gone?
So, good for you, girl.
But apparently there is a line about Hock Tooie something in a Missy Elliott song, which I didn't know either.
So, people are like, she didn't invent this as a reference to how to get
a good BJ. So we should not give her all the kudos that we've been giving her. So
there you go. Hock-Tooie girl. Meanwhile Katy Perry has released this song that's
coming out that sounds very odd and shit. It sounds like shit, but it is in my head.
And she went to the Fashion Week in Paris and she wore this long, she wore a short red
dress but it had a long train with the words of her latest song that's out.
Well, I don't know if it's been out, but she showed a small clip on the internet about
it.
And a lot of people were like, why did she bring her CVS receipt
to Paris? And there were some funny things. She has lost a lot of weight. She's on the
Ozempic too. She's enjoying showing her abs post-baby and like loving her look. So then
she went to the Balenciaga. Yeah. Remember when that was a big no-no? That lasted a minute.
Everyone's at Balenciaga, including Katy Perry, which a lot of people would be like, of course
she has put two and two together, Heather. Okay, you put two and two together.
That got me in trouble when I would talk about things like Balenciaga. So she went and she's
wearing just black ripped nylons just under her C-section scar. So she's like, I wanted my C-section
scar to show, okay, because she's a woman. And then I guess there's a heat wave in Paris,
so she also paired it with a long fur coat
and just showing her skinny dehydrated abs.
Good for her, okay?
And stealing the look of the naked look,
that's all the rage this fashion week. I
Don't know what's going on with her you guys, you know ever since she wanted to get that home from
The old nuns in Los Feliz. I don't know. I don't even know did she ever get that house? Remember that? That was a big deal
Okay, anyway
The the words of her song are and it goes something like this
Sexy confidant, so intelligent,
she is heaven sent, so soft, so strong.
Okay, that's the words of the song.
So I talked about it on my Patreon
and I had a juicy sc scraper write me a song.
Sexy Catholic, podcaster, comedian, she's a housewife, historian, California native.
Parents are real estate agents.
But look, I remembered the tune.
So I think she's taking a page out of JoJo Siwa's, you know, so good it's bad kind of
a thing of Karma's a bitch.
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Meanwhile, Bianca, who's getting no credit
for bringing the weird naked craze, except for me,
she had to go out again wearing ace bandages.
And this time, she has huge boobs, which appear to be natural boobs.
So there's like, they're huge. She has amazing body, okay, big boobies, tiny, tiny body.
Okay. She has pink hair now. She looks so much like Kim Kardashian. It's crazy. And
she had to go out with just like an ace bandage just around
her nip and then wrapped around, you know, as if she had two injuries on her legs. So
that went all the way down. She was able to wear shoes this other day that she got went
to go out. So that's nice. And she just with like two friends, you know, two paid friends
that just have to act like her tit isn't about to fall out. Obviously, she can't go pee. You know, this isn't, there's no way
to get out of this ace bandage, you know, easily because it's all attached. So she can't really eat
because God forbid she eats or drinks, she's going to have to pee. And I, if I, the only way I will ever forgive this woman for putting us through what she has,
is if she comes out and tells us that she has made millions and millions of dollars for being Kanye's fake girlfriend
and showing off her killer body and she's very comfortable with her sexuality and very comfortable with her nakedness.
She's a nudist at heart and had no problem wearing ace bandages or going to Disneyland.
She had no problem with, you know, wearing no shoes.
She was able to get a pedicure after and they, you know, worked on her calluses and she is
fine.
She does not need to see a podiatrist.
That is the only way I will be okay with whatever this weird fucking thing
is happening with the two of them.
Okay, also this girl, I don't know who she is,
she was in Paris.
The, you know, the bottom cleavage,
under-tit look is still all the rage.
This one looks like she just took her bra
and just wore it backwards.
So just like the skinny part of the bra was covering the nips. This other, this is Gigi
Hadid, I think. She wore a weird dress that just highlighted nipples. Okay. And then this
item someone sent me, there is a skirt at Nordstrom that's black, a black kind of long nothing skirt
worn with some sensible black pumps. But the skirt is got an inlay of kind of granny light pink
underwear but then the back is the back of the underwear which is a g-string over a normal black
skirt. Anyway, lucky for you, there's a new markdown
if you wanna go run over to Nordstrom and get it.
Justin Timberlake is back performing,
and Jessica Beale was there cheering him on.
Though they say they're still low ticket sales,
I don't know.
Other people said they've gone to the show,
they love it, they had the best time ever.
They're trying to get tickets. They want to go.
I was also reminded of, we talked about how the cop didn't know who he was that arrested him.
He was 22 and he's pretty cute. So like I said, get ready. He'll be on The Bachelor or The Bachelorette
next season maybe. Well, maybe not. It's too bad they weren't casting right then. Then I think he would get called. So when the cop didn't know who he was, I was
reminded of when Reese Witherspoon, her husband at the time, she sensed divorced
him, was pulled over and she was buzzed herself and he was pulled over for drunk
driving and she was talking to the cop which was all recorded on his body cam.
And she was a little sassy.
She wasn't, she was a little no at all,
saying, you don't know who, don't you know who I am?
It was a don't you know who I am situation.
I have to say, he didn't, from everything I saw,
he didn't do that.
He was just like, this is gonna ruin the tour.
And the guy was like, what tour?
Who are you? So he's back performing and we'll see what happens with that. They
also, New York Post, the Justin Timberlake sells his 127,000 acre Nashville ranch amid
DWI scandal and sluggish tour sales. Well, this one I did read and this was already listed. He did reduce it and it was already closed prior to the DUI.
So stop trying to make juice where there isn't any juice.
Now this was juicy.
This is why you have to be really watchful at all times even if you aren't famous.
This girl was on a plane, commercial flight,
and she's like filming herself.
And she put it on TikTok, Instagram reels, whatever.
It went wild and everybody shared it.
And basically she's like,
if your man is traveling from here to here,
and she gave all the details,
what kind of business he had,
what he was doing there,
because she was eavesdropping of him
flirting with this girl.
They met at the bar at the airport.
Then he had her switch seats
so they could sit together on the plane,
which was right next to this little spy.
And they flirted the whole way,
got drunk, made plans.
He had his wedding ring on.
He talked about his eight-year-old daughter.
And she put it out there, and he has been found.
They found out who he was.
I don't know what's gonna happen with this,
but this is not the first time I've seen videos
like this go wild, where girls are like,
if your man
was at a bachelor party in Nashville and you know looks like this and does that, he fucked
my friend. So if this is your man or if this is who you're marrying in two weeks, he's
I mean, so just know guys, girls, everybody's watching and not just a ring camera, like everywhere.
And the girl was like just rubbing her eye,
trying to make it look like she wasn't
like filming behind her.
So anyway, I mean, I love it if that's your dude
and you're traveling all the time,
but what if she knew, what if the wife was like,
motherfucker, listen, I don't care
that you go on the road and screw girls.
I don't care.
We have a nice life.
I'm screwing the gardener.
But now everybody knows.
Everyone knows at the school.
Everyone knows in our neighborhood.
Everyone at your work knows.
So now we have to get divorced.
Great.
Thanks a lot, idiot.
Speaking of commercial flights, apparently JLo, who ended her tour early
for the sole reason of spending more time with her family,
went to Italy and Paris and was seen
in a really cute one-piece bathing suit and heels
on a boat taking selfies and belfies of herself.
That's when you take just a photo of your ass.
And like a butt selfie, they call it a belfy.
Still a workable term.
Anyway, she was by herself.
She's going to all the fashion shows.
She's looking great and posting about it.
There's photos of her on a commercial flight.
Now, one report says she was sitting in an economy.
Another one just said it was a commercial flight. Now, one report says she was sitting in an economy. Another one just said it was
a commercial flight. Well, yeah, if you're flying from Paris to LA, maybe you don't want
to fly in your private jet. Maybe that doesn't make financial sense, but then you're on first
class. The photo looks like if it was a first class, it wasn't that fancy of a first class,
which tells me maybe it was just an hour and a half flight. Other people think she's doing it to hone in.
I'm just Jenny, Jenny, Jenny from the block.
Used to have a little, but now I have a lot.
Anyway, who knows?
But she wasn't with Ben.
Meanwhile, Ben Affleck, according to New York Post,
flips out on paparazzi outside his home
amid Jennifer Lopez Merrill-Woehs.
Apparently, he was at his house,
his daughter was coming out,
there were all these paparazzis and stuff.
He said, like, I can't see with the lights flashing.
You know, my daughter's coming out of the house,
I don't want you to accidentally hit her,
like, get the hell out.
And he was very, very angry.
So we don't know where they are in their relationship.
They're trying to sell their house, which is 65 million.
But I saw a clip from Kevin Hart's podcast talk show.
And I believe this was filmed, this interview with Ben Affleck prior to the breakup rumors.
But they still have not said they're breaking up
or anything.
It's all just been rumors.
It's all just been speculation.
And in it, he's really relaxed with Kevin Hart.
He kind of sounds different.
He doesn't really sound like he sounded in other interviews.
And he's basically saying he and the kids and Jennifer Lopez were going to go to a play in other interviews. He's just like, and he's basically saying, he and the kids and Jennifer Lopez
were gonna go to a play in New York.
And it was so traffic-y that the only way
they were gonna not miss the opening of the play
is if they got out and like walked down the street
instead of staying in the car.
And he's like, look, I'm famous,
and I have people that come up and are like,
oh hey, I like your movie.
He's like, but no, but I'm with, you know,
for Jennifer, meaning J.Lo.
He's like, they just go crazy for her.
Like people just create,
and he tells all these stories to the fans.
He's like, it's a whole different thing with her.
And my daughter said, oh, I have the title of my book.
My Stepmom was J.Lo.
Like, she's coming up with titles of her book,
which sounds like, you know,
they all like each other and get along.
But I'm seeing more and more clips of it,
which obviously are being highlighted,
which sounds like he's kind of starting to resent her fame
and the reaction that she gets and how she handles it
versus the reaction he gets and how he chooses to handle it,
which now makes me go back to the original thing,
which is she is a hardworking delight who loves it
and never wants to stop and loves every aspect of it
and will do whatever it takes to stay relevant
and in the limelight.
And she does, that's what brings her joy.
And he does not.
And he is like, holy fuck,
I can't believe I signed up for this shit.
Like I'm not into this at all.
I'm a grumpy Boston dude.
And I'm like over 50, so I'm even grumpier.
So I don't know how they're going to do you guys.
Speaking of true love, Bill Belichick, 72-year-old,
he just retired from being the coach of the Patriots, is in love and living
with his girlfriend. Her name is Jordan and she's 23. Now this has gotten a lot of press
in the last couple weeks and she was a former cheerleader, college cheerleader. There was
video of him coming out of her house on a ring camera. I don't know whoever like, I
don't even know if that was real or not,
but they've been dating a while,
and now they are living together.
And his last girlfriend that he had on and off for six years
was this really beautiful woman who is 61 years old.
So that was his last girlfriend,
and now he's got this 23 year old.
So, you know, there's always been big age differences.
This is huge.
This is a huge thing.
But her ex-boyfriend has come forward,
and he's like, she's a great girl.
She's really smart.
I had wonderful conversations with her.
He was 63.
So prior to dating this 72-year-old,
she was dating a 63-year-old.
So she clearly has a type, and the type is fucking old.
So sometimes I'm like, you know what Heather,
you're a fucking hoot.
Anyway, so I was thinking about it.
Now this guy is fit, he's 72.
He could live till 100, you know?
So I'm not saying they're getting married, but let's hope they don't for her sake.
Because after a while, it's just going to get really old acting like you're having great
conversations with his friends and their wives and girlfriends.
And even if some of the old friends
are on their second or third wife,
they're probably at least 50.
So now you're 23 and you're just constantly like,
but most of the time you're probably hanging out
with like a 65 year old or 75 year old woman
and being like, oh hi,
are we gonna have a girls luncheon today?
Are we playing Mahjong?
I don't know, what the fuck?
Like it's gonna get so old and then because it is old and then if you were to stick
with someone this old as your friends get married and have kids even though
you're wealthier than them because you're with an 80 year old and you're
not even 30 yet and he's got a lot of money you're gonna open up your Facebook
and you're gonna see that all your friends
and their husbands who are shirtless
and they're all in Cabo and having fun,
and all your friends' husbands have normal tight skin,
and without moles and sun damage or skin tags
that you have to take care of for them,
you're gonna be like, oh my God,
this isn't as fun as I thought.
It's not as fun as I thought.
I don't know what, if she has any girlfriends at all.
I can't imagine that this girl
having a 23 year old girlfriend is just like,
you do you boo, how's Billy?
Whoo, let's have some fun.
I mean, maybe if they're like,
can we all go on the jet?
But when does that just get like, ew, you're gross.
You're like, this is so beyond dating someone
like 20 or 25 years older than you.
This is, I don't even wanna do the math.
It's fucking a lot.
So anyway, good for them.
Maybe she was like either this,
either I love cheerleading so much, so either I try to be
a professional cheerleader or I just date one of the owners who just retired and at
least I can go to the games and be friends with the cheerleaders.
I don't know what this is.
But speaking of cheerleaders, hot show series on Netflix is called the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders.
American Sweethearts is what it's called, but it's about the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders.
And so we started to watch it a little bit.
And I remember when I was so infatuated with that was the only part of the football games
that I'd like to watch this little girl.
And I was like, I want to be one of those chillers.
And I remember my mom's like, you know, they make $15 an hour.
That's what you told me in the 70s.
They make $15 an hour.
I'm like, a game.
No, she goes, they make $15 a game.
I was like, really?
So last night I was telling my boys that,
and they're like, that's not true.
Well, I go, well now they probably make
a couple hundred a game.
And they're like, there's no way.
So we looked it up and apparently they
make $22,000 a season as a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader and the water boy makes an
average of $53,000 a year. The water boy makes $53,000, the cheerleaders make
$22,000 and they just love it so much. They don't care about the money. We looked up the
Laker girls. The Laker girls make $600 a game and make an average of $33,000 a year. And what I'm
thinking is, you know, here you're like this good-looking girl. You can dance. You have a
perfect body. And you get to be seen at the games and it's fun.
But I'm guessing there's probably like a morality thing in your contract that won't allow you
to make money using your looks in other ways besides like, sure, you could get a gene ad
or something.
But I'm sure you can't do OnlyFans.
I'm sure you can't do something that somehow would misrepresent the wholesomeness of the Dallas
Cowboy cheerleaders or the Lakers or whatever. That's what I'm guessing. So
then how do you supplement that income? And then I was like, well is the goal to
like meet a basketball player or a football player and like hopefully fall
in love and get married? Because it seems like every football player's wife and
girlfriend and basketball player, they're never the cheerleaders.
They're always some other girl that some other good-looking girl they met.
So you're not even meeting them.
I think they don't want you to date them because then there's like drama or the guy's distracted
or right before the game you're like, um, fuck you, you know.
So maybe they don't want them to date.
So you're not even meeting the players. I guess maybe you could meet the old rich players that are, the old rich men that are
in front or maybe the owners and try to, I don't know what the goal is.
Or you're like, Heather, they just like cheering.
Why do you always think there's an ulterior motive?
Okay, sorry.
Maybe you're right.
Some people really love cheerleading.
I was a cheerleader, here I am, in seventh grade. And thank God, thank you God, I wasn't good at it.
Because I kinda liked the outfits,
I liked hanging out with the girls,
I liked going to camp, I just wasn't very good.
But if I was good, who knows where I'd be today? What if
I did make the Raiders cheerleaders or the Rams or the Lakers and then I never pursued
stand-up and then I finally was like, well, I'll be a mom, I'll be a cheer mom, and then
I have boys and I can't even be a cheer mom. Anyway, it just sounds like something that
if you love it, you're going to give up a lot to do it. So maybe the gift is sucking at it.
Thank you, Jesus.
Okay, let's get into some Housewives news.
NeNe Leakes is got a new, she's got a new show.
It's on Lifetime and I saw the trailer.
It's called Outrageous Love.
And basically it's what we would call a clip show. It sounds like she's just
narrating a bunch of like crazy moments where, you know, a groom shoves a whole cake and
a bride's face and she's like, that that's a meanie no-no, you know, and like, so good
for her. Seems kind of dated of type of a show. Let's talk about Real Housewives of New Jersey because nobody's really watching Real Housewives of Dubai which is on
Peacock so I'm only gonna talk about New Jersey. As you know there's a lot of shit
going down in New Jersey and they are not having a reunion and Andy said you
won't need a reunion when you watch the last few episodes and especially the finale.
I think it was not doing well this season. People were not talking about it. They were
not watching it in the beginning. They didn't like that there was all this rift, like almost
like two casts. And I think by not having a reunion, that made people start watching it.
And it has gotten better. So there's this girl Jackie who has been on a few
years but she doesn't get invited to a lot of stuff and she became just a friend. So she's not
like in the poster she's not a main player but she really wants to. So every time someone doesn't
include her in something she takes it like, you're fucking up my job.
You know, I want to keep this job.
She does have a law degree.
But let me tell you something.
It's a lot more fun and easier to be a housewife
than go and defend someone for a murder trial or whatever.
Look at the Karen Reed case.
It's a lot more work.
My sister's an attorney.
Trust me.
If she had the opportunity, maybe she'd like
to just throw drinks in people's faces in New Jersey. I don't know. So she wants to
keep the job. So she's very annoyed and she had shared with Margaret that she was pissed
at Dolores, that Dolores didn't tag her because she needs all the tagging and all the eyes
on her to keep her relevant to stay on this show. And Dolores took a big photo of everybody
at a charity event and forgot to tag Jackie.
So she had written Margaret saying,
I hate Dolores, I fucking hate her.
She's a slob, she's sloppy.
And Margaret thought Jackie was her friend,
but then she realized Jackie turned on her
and went team Teresa.
So then at this dinner at Melissa's house, she's like,
Oh really? So she sends the extreme grab of the text exchange
between Mark, between herself and Jackie to Dolores.
And Dolores is like, really Jackie, you said you fucking hate me.
And you called me a slob. You're sloppy. You know what?
You're sloppy because you wrote it.
She's like, well, Margaret says a lot of awful things
about you and Polly too,
but she just doesn't put it in writing.
She goes, yeah, she doesn't put it in writing.
She's a lot smarter than you, idiot.
You're the lawyer and you put it in writing?
Maybe it's good that you're not a lawyer
because no one's gonna hire you now once you get fired from Housewives. So there's all that going on.
Of course, we know that Teresa and Melissa and Melissa's husband, Joe Gorgon, that whole
situation, they're split, right? But then there's this big fight that happens between
new girl Danielle and Jennifer Aiden. And it all comes down to hair people. The hair people should
have their own reunion because there's all these people that do these bitches
hair and they all are getting screwed over and they're making fights out of
you didn't treat the hair person right. You didn't tip them, you didn't pay them,
you didn't let them come in the VIP section. Why such a bitch to the girl
that did your hair extensions? They start getting in a fight
about a girl who does hair extensions.
And Danielle freaks out because she realizes
that Jennifer Aiden is saying things about her character
while they film it, and it was a private conversation
they had in which Danielle said to Jennifer Aiden,
just so you know, you might not want to do this free photo shoot with the hair extension lady
because she's going to use your image to promote her work and that might piss off other hair people.
And then Jennifer Aiden said, you wanted to ruin this hair girls business by telling me not to do it.
And then
Danielle's like, you're dirty, you're dirty, everyone says you're dirty, you're
dirty. And then Jennifer Aiden pushes her, and you can see it in this photo, she
pushes her, and Danielle takes her plastic cup, they got it was plastic, and
threw it at her, and she doesn't get cut or anything,
because it's plastic, but she gets a drink on her.
That's where we are now.
She leaves.
That's the latest episode.
Since then, I think Jennifer Aiden has been fired,
whether the show comes back or not.
I definitely think she has been fired
for putting her hands on her.
Other people would say,
well, don't you remember when Teresa pushed Andy
in the famous reunion, season two reunion?
Yeah, but she's Teresa.
I don't know, but Jennifer Aiden is not posting anything
on her Instagram to promote the show.
She doesn't put it in her bio.
She's been banned from doing press.
So we'll see. Danielle is like, I don't like all these people put it in her bio. She's been banned from doing press.
So we'll see.
Danielle is like, I don't like all these people, you know, around us, these hair people, these bloggers,
because they're screwing it all up.
Which could be true.
All the stuff that came out was about Jennifer Aiden
getting bloggers to put out stories
about other cast members. Was Teresa involved?
No, she wasn't. She was, you know, it was her former co-host of her podcast. There's so much
going on and it just, I don't know, I think they're all, I think they're all pretty awful to each
other and they all don't like each other. But there we go. So we'll see what happens. But it is juicy. I'd watch it. Meanwhile,
Hollywood Unlocked says that Teresa Giudice's husband, Louis, and Vin E. Villa, CEO, are
accused of fraud, owes millions to companies. So there is a lawsuit going on with the CEO.
But because Louis is involved in this company, I think he is mentioned in
the lawsuit, but I don't know that he's being sued. And this was this company that was supposed
to kind of be like a new TikTok type of a thing. And they had a big launch. I was invited.
I couldn't go. I was out of town. I was, you know, but I never really saw anybody use it
or promote it after it, so maybe they didn't
because they knew that it was in trouble
or maybe they didn't wanna be associated with anymore.
I don't know, but that doesn't look good
and that story's out.
Meanwhile, allegedly they are filming a show
with Housewives Kids, which is, yes, thank you,
that was one of my ideas,
but I'm sure it was other people's ideas too, but look, pack, I've been doing this for nine
years. I said this as a good idea. So it's Gia Giudice, which obviously should be chosen
because she is good at reality TV and she's sassy and she's pretty and she's very much
like Teresa where she's like, and now I walk away. So it's called How to Make It in Manhattan,
and it's she and Candy's daughter,
who is either out of school or went to school in New York,
Brooks Marks, who is the Brooks Marks fashion designer,
who I met, who is very attractive and sweet in person.
That's Meredith Marks' son from Salt Lake.
And let me see if there are who else.
Oh, and Kim Zolciak's daughter, Ariana,
the one that's not engaged, the other daughter.
And it's called Making It in Manhattan.
So I don't know, this might be a good idea.
Kids, you know, they know how to do reality TV,
just like you might, you know, just if your dad,
like if your dad was a mechanic,
you might be better at fixing a car. They have been, they know, just if your dad, like if your dad was a mechanic, you might be better
at fixing a car.
They have been, they know how to do rally TV.
Cameras have been in their faces since they were four, and they know how to turn it up,
turn it down, make it happen, get in fights with people, be interesting, turn on the conversations
when the guy is sweating with a camera behind them, not just sit there and be boring versus
getting a whole bunch of new kids that have never done this.
But then the question is, will this be too much self-produced?
I don't know, I think it's a good idea.
Kenya Moore of Real Housewives of Atlanta is not returning.
To remind you guys, they were filming Atlanta
and a new girl, she she claims threatened her with a gun
production said there was never any gun brought to any filming or anything like
that but when the girl wasn't present she had an event Kenya and she had a
screen like I have here and showed photos allegedly of this girl giving
oral oral to a guy to it and the nobody wanted to see that. No one asked to see it.
It was like, you know, pornographic kind of forced on you, which I think is really horrible.
Obviously, it was horrible to the girl. The producer didn't know. It all got out because
there were people there that were invited to this Kenya Moore hair care Kenya Moore hair care event.
And so she's like, I am fine.
She spoke. I am prior to prioritizing my daughter, Brooklyn, and just posted some cute photos of her daughter.
And she is off the show.
I mean, with everything that's going on with Bravo,
I think this is really bad.
Other people would say, but look what happened
with Tom Sandoval and Raquel.
He allegedly filmed their sexy FaceTime
without her knowledge and other people saw it.
There's a lawsuit about that.
However, that was not done during filming
and he didn't share it on a big screen
while they were producing and filming the show that Bravo pays for. So I think this is pretty
bad. We'll see. But doesn't mean that she can't go on villains. Doesn't mean that she can't go on
the goat or on survivors or traders or whatever.
So meanwhile, Candy Burra says that she did take Ozempic
and it didn't work for her, but you know what does?
Hydroxycut and she's doing a partnership with them.
So there you go.
Also, Cynthia Bailey's ex-husband,
who was on Real Housewives,
and NeNe used to call
him Papa Smurf because he had a white beard.
And anyway, his name's Peter Thomas.
And he admits, he did a video admitting that he did not pay his business taxes for years,
and he is going to prison for that.
So he just basically withheld his employees' taxes and never paid any of the taxes for
years and years and could never catch up with his failing businesses. And now he's going
to prison. So there's a lesson to you.
Kelly Bessimone of Real Housewives of New York. Remember in Real Housewives Ultimate
Girls trip, she was talking about her boyfriend. She's engaged. He was cute.
He's the divorced dad of three. She's a divorced mother of two, like 20 something daughters.
She had the whole wedding planned. She had three different gowns that she was going to
wear at Kleinfeld. Can I just ask the bride something? Is that now the norm? Does everyone
have to have three dresses? I saw that Lindsay of Summer House was selling her three dresses, all of which looked very
similar.
Now, I get it.
If you want to have three dresses, you have one more traditional conservative for the
church.
Then you have one for dance with your dad, first dance, sitting, eating.
Then you go and change and you wear like a short one with like feathers
at the bottom or something. But still, my God, that is so expensive to have three dresses
and you have to leave your event and change. So I don't know who started this trend. I
think it should stop. I think it's, it's just extra. Well, it's good for the bridal
industry, I guess. But anyway, she has three dresses.
But she canceled the wedding,
and it's gonna, four days prior to it happening,
they were gonna have a ceremony with three dresses
in like his mother's backyard or something.
And then they were gonna have another like reception
in the Hamptons, which maybe she'd wear
three more dresses anyway.
So it's not happening, and we don't know why.
But hopefully we'll find out.
Maybe she just said, I'm going to make my daughters a priority,
just like Kenyamore hair care.
I'm going to make my daughter a priority,
and I'm not marrying this guy.
Tom Girardi, the prosecutor is saying, Tom Girardi used client money to fund his wife's
entertainment career, prosecutors say.
This is Erica Jayne.
We've heard about the 25 million that went into her account that allegedly came from
money of his clients that should, winnings, he won these settlements for his clients, and instead giving them the 10 million
that they won, he'd give them like a million
and say, oh, the rest is coming,
or I only got you a million.
Everybody has a different story.
And then he took that money and he put it
so that Erica Jane could become Erica Jane.
I definitely feel that, I don't think she knew
where that money came from.
She married the guy that was 30 years older than her or 25 years older than her. I definitely feel that I don't think she knew where that money came from.
She married the guy that was 30 years older than her or 25 years older than her.
And he was like, here's the Amex card, spend what you want, hire the stylist, hire the
clothing people, do whatever it takes, go have your fun, girl.
And that is her story.
So she is not part of this
Prosecution lawsuit any of that she I don't think she's part of that
So but that is now being brought up again. So we'll see if it's featured at all in the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
speaking of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Jamie Lee Curtis remember when she was on it and
in real house as Beverly Hills. Jamie Lee Curtis. Remember when she was on it and with Dorit being like, oh, I love that wind chime. So chic. So chic. Jamie Lee Curtis. Anyway,
Jamie Lee Curtis and Lindsay Lohan are seen in front of their trailers. It looks like they're
doing a remake of Freaky Friday. So good for them. That should be fun. This girl said that she spent
$162,000 on Frankenstein leg lengthening surgery to please her ex. So for eight years, she
was 5'5", which I don't think is short at all. She was 5'5", but her husband at the time wanted her to be more like six feet.
He just really loved a long-legged beauty. So she went through the painful, painful surgeries,
so many surgeries, cost $162,000. She came from Germany. She's a reality star from Germany.
Theresia Fischer is her name. And it was eight years, it was enormous pain
that she could not put into words.
But she said all her life,
she struggled with viewing herself as a smaller person,
no matter what I wanted, I couldn't change it,
but now I could.
So she did the limb lengthening augmentation.
And today, I guess she's happy,
because she finally got to remove the lengthening rods
after eight years.
So weird.
Now, I mean, I don't know.
I remember one time there was a moment
in our Chelsea Lately
Days that Chewie had looked into it or something.
And we were like, what?
Why would you do that?
You're perfect the way you are.
But I really think it's weird when
someone is a normal-sized woman at 5'5".
Anyway, they ended up getting divorced anyway.
She's not even with the guy that said
that he wanted her long legs.
Mindy Kaling quietly welcomed her third child, a girl.
So Mindy Kaling has three kids.
We don't know.
She has never said who the father is.
If she did it on her own like Lala
and searched out someone from a sperm bank
or what the case is. But that's
her business. She's raising her kids and she's loving life, not having to share custody with
anyone apparently. So very interesting because Tom Cruise's daughter, Suri Cruise, who he
looks like he has had nothing to do with for the last 10 to 12 years, graduated from high school and on her graduation ceremony pamphlet, it just says Suri Noel, not Suri Noel Cruz.
So she too has dropped the last name of her dad. Just like Shiloh, Jolie Pitt is now just Shiloh, Jolie. No, wait, Angela Jolie, yeah.
So it's just Shiloh, Jolie, no Brad Pitt.
Vivian, one of the twins, she has dropped Pitt.
And also Sahara, the older daughter
of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, she has dropped Pitt
from, her name was like in the sorority
or something in college. So they have all dropped Pitt from her name was like in the sorority or something in college. So
they have all dropped Pitt. So I assume the only maybe his boy twin still has Pitt in
the last name and those twins are like 16. I don't know. But you know who doesn't have
to drop their dad's last name? Mindy Kaling's kids. Okay. So it makes life less paperwork at least.
Okay, women are shelling out thousands for ladies only summer camps,
swapping juice boxes for wine.
So this is great.
There was one, there was two that they featured
in this article from the New York Post,
one in France and one I think like in Utah or something.
And I don't know where it was, it was in America.
But it's basically like,
you can do as many activities as you want,
it's women only.
And it reminds me of when my son, Brandon,
he didn't wanna go to Catalina camp,
but I was sending him for two weeks.
He ended up having a great time,
but he's like, why didn't you just go to mom camp
where you drink wine and order stuff off your phone, and shop off your phone? And I said that, everybody's like, why don't you just go to mom camp where you drink wine and order stuff off your phone
and shop off your phone?
And I said that, everybody's like, I want to go to mom camp.
Where do we go to Brandon's mom camp?
So yeah, I think this sounds great,
whether you're single or not,
like you want to travel, you want to be with other women.
I also came across this group in San Diego
that's like a social club just for girls
to find girlfriends.
And I just think there's gonna be more things like this
because people are gonna be like,
I want to stop doing everything on my phone
and I want to meet people in person
and I might not know how.
So whether it's dating or actually just finding
real friends in person,
I think more of these things are gonna be popular.
And if they become really popular,
you can also become a late in life lesbian, okay?
So the New York Times is talking,
said the late in life lesbian experience blossoms online.
So you know I've always liked a late in life lesbian story,
and good for her.
So this woman was married to her husband for like 20 years
and then she just realized she just had stronger feelings
than she'd ever thought for her longtime best friend.
And you know, good for them.
I love it.
All right, this is interesting and sad.
As you know, Matthew Perry died
and it was ketamine in his system, three times the amount that anybody should have That's interesting and sad. As you know, Matthew Perry died.
And it was ketamine in his system, three times the amount that anybody should have for pain
killing.
So ketamine is done for pain, but then there's been like a street version of it.
And I remember housewives were accusing each other of it.
I think on Salt Lake, like you like to take the K and I guess it's something just like
someone might have like a Vicodin with a cocktail
to like take the edge off, I don't know,
but no one should be messing with this shit.
And now they're saying that allegedly multiple people
might be charged in his death of the ketamine.
They're gonna find out where he got it from,
who sold it to him.
Now he talked about it in his book
that he used ketamine
in rehab to get over his physical pain and things like that. But then he had this enormous
amount. He sent off his assistant to go do some errands, and then he went in the jacuzzi
and must have passed out from having so many drugs. But they want to know who sold it to
him, which is something
that people are talking about in the legal system. Like if someone dies of fentanyl,
and even if someone shared it with that person, could that person who shared it with them,
not knowing it was a deadly fentanyl dosage or fentanyl hidden in something, could they
be held responsible for that person's death? So it's just very scary, but we'll see.
Julie Chrisley's prison sentence is thrown out by an appeals court.
So remember, Julie Chrisley is the wife of Todd Chrisley, who had the reality show Chrisley
Knows Best.
They are total grifters, fraudsters, created this persona that they
had all this money and everything to get the reality show. Even at one time, Todd Chris
Lee had a pilot for a talk show that he was going to do. Did it ever go? I don't know,
but when it was short lived. But they were giving this, they just thought he was so great.
If you remember, he just acted like he deaf by all accounts of anybody that if you had to
guess if this guy was straight or gay I don't think there'd be one person in America if they
saw him on tv that would if you had to guess would say this is a happy gay man in his late 40s early
50s that likes plastic surgery and dressing well no he was in love with his wife Julie and he was
like kids get out of here so I can make love to your grandma. Like he was just so
acted like he was so into her. Anyway they did all this fraudulent stuff and
the case is complicated and I don't remember the details of it. But he got
more time than she. They're both in prison but now the court found that the
trial judge incorrectly attributed her a larger role in the fraud scheme than she. They're both in prison. But now the court found that the trial judge incorrectly
attributed her a larger role in the fraud scheme than she actually played, lending to
an improper sentencing. So her case has been remanded to a lower court for resentencing
where her involvement will be accurately determined, likely resulting in a reduced sentence. So
if she gets a reduced sentence, she's already
done some time, maybe she'll be out like in, I think she's got like six years left. So
maybe she'll get out in like another year or two or something. So meanwhile, like their
daughter is, you know, on her podcast and stuff is trying to let people know about the
conditions in the prisons and how horrible they are.
So she's probably happy if her mom gets out.
P Diddy has wiped his Instagram clean
amid sexual assault allegations.
Yeah, I think that's wise, P Diddy, I do.
Also, he dropped lawsuits against Sean John.
He was suing Sean John, his former clothing company.
He's like, dropped that.
He's just like, I just need to lay low.
Good, good luck to you, dude.
Vanna White allegedly is not enjoying her new co-host
since Pat Sajak left,
and now Ryan Seacrest is doing the show.
I don't watch the show. I don't know.
But you know I think that was the class move not to replace her but maybe also
the move is like let's just make it so uncomfortable that she quits because
she's like I don't know allegedly. I mean I don't know maybe I'll just not I don't
have the same chemistry with Ryan Seacrest. Well of course you don't. You
worked with past Seacrest for like 35 years. Of course you're not't have the same chemistry with Ryan Seacrest. Well, of course you don't. You worked with Pat Sajak for like 35 years.
Of course you're not gonna have the same chemistry
with someone that you've done 10 shows with
versus someone that you've done 10,000 shows with.
But you're still just standing there in a cute outfit
spinning the thing.
So, you know, they'll probably just like,
don't you think you'd be happier doing something else?
Isn't Ryan annoying?
You should leave.
That's what I think is happening. This story is crazy. So this bride and groom had a beautiful wedding and unbeknownst to their guests, the bride and the groom had the caterer put cannabis in the
food and they started to get all these 911 calls.
People were like freaking out.
They didn't know what was wrong with them.
And the cops come and they're talking to the bride
and she's like,
and they're like,
was there anything that you put in there or anything?
She's like,
cause he's like, cause it's gonna be a problem.
We need to know your guests are freaking out.
They're paranoid."
And he's like, "'Nah.'"
Anyway, the caterer and she both got arrested for this.
And her guests did not find it funny.
Like they're like,
probably want their wedding gifts back. They're like this
was horrific. So definitely don't do that as a prank. Don't do that as fun. That has to be
something that everyone has to be on the same page about. As you recall on Real Housewives of
Beverly Hills, which was kind of weird, Kyle, who was sober, had a cannabis dinner. And you could have as much cannabis or you could have like medium, strong or none cannabis in your food. And that's where Denise
Richards got real wasted and put her pink jacket on backwards. And Dorit was like, I
think you're wearing your jacket wrong. And she's like, I know what you're doing, Dorit.
Don't do that. Don't do that. It's like, I'm not, I'm just saying,
I think it might be backwards.
Don't talk to me like that, okay?
I know what you're doing, all right.
And then later on she was like,
oh, I think it's because I ate that cannabis dinner.
It's like, no, you had four cocktails
on the way from Malibu to Encino, girl.
But you know what, after this story, I'd be like, I'd double down.
I'd be like, you know what?
I wondered why I was wearing my jacket backwards.
I don't think it was the four Casamigos Blanco,
Reposado or whatever that she likes on the rocks.
I think it was maybe this, because look at these people.
But anyway, the chef didn't like that there
was any accusations that people would get more wasted than they intended. But I'm just saying if you had a lot of drinks and then you had it,
maybe you're putting on your back your jacket backwards. So Will Smith is going to perform
perform at the 2024 BET Awards and he will reportedly debut his new song. This is from
Hollywood Unlocked.
The Bad Boys movie seems to have done really, really well.
You know, of course, he went away like he should
after the slap.
I think he could come and do a fun song,
and we just will all act like that didn't happen.
That was so two years ago, and that's it.
So learn from him of how to react. You go away, you
say you're sorry, and then you just do what you do. You just do a decent movie,
you come out with a fun summer beat, and you move the fuck along. His son, Jaden, I
also saw a small clip of a song he's done, which he refers to a girl that he broke up with
who got lip injections.
So people think that is when he dated Kylie Jenner.
They definitely dated.
I remember being at a Christmas party
and they were together and they were super cute together.
They were like 16 or younger, like around 15, 16.
And we were like telling some funny story about her
when she was little and she was kind of embarrassed,
but he loved hearing it.
And he was a delight.
And, but people believe that she got the lip injections
because he told her to.
He said, you have thin lips.
I don't think that's true either.
I think being in the eye and being on social media,
she probably heard a lot about it and was self-conscious,
got her lip injections,
and it was the best thing she ever did
for her image and her business.
So there you go.
And by throwing that in a song,
guess who's talking about it?
Juicy Scoop.
So good for them.
Okay.
The seven chilling signs that you're a narcissist
and why it can all boil down to how you text.
So this is kind of interesting, okay.
This Dr. Carrie McEvoy is a psychologist
specializing in abuse victims
and outlines the seven signs
of potential narcissistic behavior,
particularly evidence in texting habits.
Now, I have been accused of my texting habits,
where people get real offended when I write, OK, or no worries,
or got it.
But that really is what it is.
If someone's like, hey, I can't make it, I will write, no worries.
And I just saw this with another with another video where the guys like
How you know your girl is pissed at you and it's like have fun
Like if she texts have fun to you or if she writes good night and it's in the middle of the afternoon
Like that I kind of say yeah your girlfriend's about you
But I say have fun all the time when someone's like I can't go to your thing. I am
have fun all the time when someone's like I can't go to your thing I am going to dinner with whatever all right have fun and I don't mean like have fun and fuck
you I really mean like have fun sounds fun have fun but here these are and I'm
I just want maybe I'm a narcissist if you don't respond they want to know if
you're too busy for them so they're saying the narcissist will get pissed if
you don't respond like where are you Why are you not responding instead of just assuming that
you are busy? The narcissist will find some sentimental message and then they
cut and paste it to a whole bunch of people. So I guess they're like
charming a bunch of people at once. People with this disorder tend to be
obsessed with their phones. Well, who isn't? We're all obsessed with our phones. They think it's okay to send explicit text messages and photos even before
you know each other. Well, I definitely think if you're dating somebody and right off the
bat they want to have you send nudes or sexy to sexy things, I think that's a bad sign
for sure. But I don't know if it means they're a narcissist.
They might just be like a perv that doesn't care and you're one of many people they're
trying to get nudes from. Narcissists might send short messages without any follow-up,
leaving you anxious off balance or feeling confused. Me being like, okay, got it. Also,
ask anybody who has a teenage son, are they all narcissists? Because they barely answer me back.
If I look at the text messages between my sons and I,
I only get a response when it's a food order,
like hi, would you like something from the store
or Chick-fil-A?
Then they respond.
Otherwise, it's just okay and got it.
They don't even write have fun, I wish they would. And so there
you go. Who knows? I think sometimes this term is being overused. But to analyze
someone's text, some people are just not good at the text. That's why I like to
pick up a phone. And that's why I like to meet you in person. And I will if you
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I ran outside and ran into other stars.
It was a good time and it was the best meatball
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